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[triumphant music playing]
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[heartbeat]
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["The Largest" by BigXthaPlug playing]
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♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Safe to say I'm the biggest
The largest ♪
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♪ Been steppin' on shit since my mama
Stayed In them apartments, regardless ♪
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♪ My daddy told me keep the heat
Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless ♪
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♪ These niggas is hatin' on me ♪
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♪ Just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪
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♪ The biggest... ♪
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-[phone ringing]
-[music subsides]
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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City
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over the last six years, by me.
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It was unanimous. [laughs]
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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?
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-Just three.
-Three? You're not counting me?
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You save my life every day.
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-I feel alive when I'm with you.
-[chuckles] Aw, you're so sweet.
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-You're clearly in a good mood.
-[chuckles] I am in a good mood.
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It's this Adweek article.
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-It's so good.
-[Jennifer] Yes, look at my man!
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.
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-[laughs]
-I'm asserting my dominance.
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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.
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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.
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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.
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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.
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{\an8}[driver] "Miami Bitches"?
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{\an8}-I've been doing a lot of thinking.
-What's goin' on?
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-And I'm just... I'm ready to do this.
-What the fuck?
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
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-Uh-uh.
-Babe, for real?
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What the fuck? No.
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.
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-That's what I'm referrin' to.
-You're having an eventful morning.
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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?
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Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!
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I love you.
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-Love you.
-Savin' my life.
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-♪ I'm heartless ♪
-Clear!
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♪ Hatin' on me just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪
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-[siren blaring]
-♪ The biggest, the largest, hey ♪
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[song fades]
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-[man 1] Morning, Joe.
-How you doin'?
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-Hi, Joe.
-Good morning, Tracy.
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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.
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-[Tracy] Oh, thanks.
-[man 2] There he is.
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-[Joe] Oh!
-Our new chief creative officer!
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?
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-These? Smart glasses.
-What?
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.
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-[chimes]
-You're recording me right now?
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-[whirs]
-Don't look at me like that.
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?
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They have a whole suite of wearables.
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-Look at this necklace.
-[chimes]
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-That's a camera too?
-It's a sexy body cam.
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?
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-Absolutely not.
-Fuck, yeah.
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-No.
-Sexy body cam.
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-[chiming]
-I don't know what you're trying.
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But I'm not the audience.
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-See the world from between your nipples.
-Look, Barry, you gotta see this.
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-I got added to a random group chat.
-[phone playing salsa music]
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-The hell is this?
-I don't know.
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Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami
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to give away Mason Moses.
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-Aka Emily's bitch!
-Aaah!
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-"Emily's bitch"?
-Show up with a good attitude.
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And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.
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No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.
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I have secured a Deluxe BNB
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that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."
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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.
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And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?
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-What?
-But for three days, we get Mason!
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-Before he puts his penis in dick jail.
-[gunshot echoes]
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-Clink!
-You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.
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-What... what are you doing?
-"Hey, guys, my name is Joe."
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,
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which is why I am in the chat."
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."
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"I come bearing gifts."
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-"Here's... $200 via Venmo."
-[cash register rings]
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."
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[sent notification]
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Did you actually just pay them?
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Yeah, I did.
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-Okay.
-Real recognizes real.
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[chuckles] These guys just don't stop.
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[laughs] They're inviting me.
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-To Miami?
-Yeah, they want me to go.
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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.
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-You have the presentation ready?
-Yeah, of course.
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I got this.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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[Joe] Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.
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There's no cap.
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Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."
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'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.
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And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.
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Unlimited Premium Vodka.
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♪ Rizz up! ♪
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-Barry?
-♪ I don't stop ♪
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[music stops]
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Mmm?
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[chuckles]
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Rizz up. [chuckles]
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[woman clears throat]
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[Joe] Oh, I don't need a clap.
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You don't have to clap.
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Ugh. That was so cringe.
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-[all] Yeah.
-Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?
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I said it was cringe, Joe.
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-Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
-[woman] Yeah.
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-All right. Let's, uh...
-[Terry] Joe, could you hold back?
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,".
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I... What the fuck was that?
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-Just trying to be inclusive...
-I mean, the sales just tanked.
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?
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Somebody like... you know, Daniel.
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-You're talkin' about that Daniel?
-Yeah.
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,
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we can't be seen as old.
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Then let me... let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.
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Give me a chance to win it back.
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Terry, give me 72 hours.
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Let me go get it.
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then... the CCO is yours.
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But if you fuck me,
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you'll be out of a job.
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I will not fuck you.
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-[hip-hop playing in bar]
-I can't lose this job.
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.
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[phone chimes]
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.
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♪ ...be the ADHD, or my personality... ♪
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[intriguing music playing]
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Oh, my.
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.
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What about it?
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What if this is my opportunity
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.
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-A feeler. See what they say.
-Put out a feeler.
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."
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Oh, somebody's typin'.
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"
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[inspiring music playing]
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[Joe] Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.
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I like the silver fox look.
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.
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-That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
-Yes.
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.
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-Okay, well, what are you packing for?
-Uh...
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-I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
-Okay.
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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.
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[light, intriguing music playing]
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-I didn't get the promotion.
-Wait, what?
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-The pitch tanked.
-What happened?
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-Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
-Damn!
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-[whispers] I'm sorry, baby.
-It's fine. Right?
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,
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but, uh... that's how he feels, you know?
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.
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-[knees cracking]
-But it is what it is.
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.
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-You cannot be afraid of change.
-[gentle music playing]
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I think that I'm at a... a point
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.
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-Yes.
-Do more for us.
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-Yes. Yes.
-Be more for us.
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[exhales]
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-I'mma go to Miami.
-[music stops]
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What?
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.
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[tearfully] So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?
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Yeah.
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[Jennifer] I feel like a fool.
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Oh, sh...
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Okay.
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Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?
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Joe, you're on one knee.
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.
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Okay, wait. Okay.
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-Oh, God.
-[knees crack]
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,
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so just let me... let me
break it down for you, okay?
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-[poignant music playing]
-I am in jeopardy of losing my job.
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.
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Excuse me?
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What did you say?
What does that even mean?
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We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you...
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-We're not kids.
-What is happening right now?
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What do you want me to do, hmm?
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You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?
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Please don't make me do that.
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I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.
230
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,101
Well, that means a lot. Thank you.
231
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,101
[door slams]
232
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:15,559
♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
233
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:18,726
-♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
-[outgoing call ringing]
234
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,392
♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
235
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,767
[Joe] Hey, babe.
Just touched down in Miami.
236
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,434
I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.
237
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,767
I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.
238
00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:29,851
[horn honks]
239
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:33,875
-♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪
-[group] Hey!
240
00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,351
[man 1] It's the fake freshman!
241
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,101
-Hey, guys.
-What's up, unc?
242
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,250
[chuckles]
243
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,684
-You good?
-Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."
244
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,892
-Oh, well, I... I did.
-Yeah.
245
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:46,851
-OG.
-[Joe] Okay.
246
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,517
I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
247
00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,351
I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.
248
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,059
-Hey. Okay?
-[Joe] Okay. Got it.
249
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,976
This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,
250
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,809
my best friend, Mason Moses.
251
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,934
Mason Moses. How you doin'?
252
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,642
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey, he's taking a big step, man.
253
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,809
-I'm real proud of you, dawg.
-Thank you.
254
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,851
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
255
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:09,434
I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.
256
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,851
Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.
257
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,767
-Yeah.
-More of a gatherer, but good guy.
258
00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,351
Hunter. How are you, man?
259
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,666
-How are ya?
-[Joe] Good.
260
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,309
Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?
261
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,851
It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.
262
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,934
Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.
263
00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,309
That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.
264
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,833
-You were gonna take her last name?
-Yeah, why wouldn't I?
265
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833
Be the honor of my life.
266
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,767
Okay. Got it. Hunter.
267
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,684
-Hunter it is.
-Yeah, and then there's, uh...
268
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,684
-Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
-[dog barking]
269
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,017
-[man yelling]
-[group] Oh!
270
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,392
-[Freshman] Bad dog!
-[Nick] Whoa.
271
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,750
-[barking continues]
-[festive music playing]
272
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,892
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.
273
00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,767
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.
274
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,476
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.
275
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,934
He's got the code. He'll let us in.
276
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,976
-[Freshman] Oh.
-Joe, this is Freshman.
277
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,875
Oh, you old. Like, vintage.
278
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,559
-Freshman, huh?
-[Freshman] Mm-hmm.
279
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,184
Why they call you Freshman?
280
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,642
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
281
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:04,101
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.
282
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,309
Oh!
283
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,392
Yeah, it was...
it was way harder the second time.
284
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,726
-They added letters to the math.
-Aah.
285
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,642
-Yeah.
-What do you say we check out the spot?
286
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,101
-Absolutely, right?
-[Nick] Let us in, Joe. Come on.
287
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,142
Let's, uh... check it out.
288
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,059
♪ Whoo, baby-baby ♪
289
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,017
-[all exclaiming]
-♪ Smells like money ♪
290
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,434
-[yelling and whooping]
-♪ Open my wallet... ♪
291
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,434
[Freshman] Hey, y'all think
this real gold?
292
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,434
-Don't blow the lights, dawg!
-[Mason] Shit!
293
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,017
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!
294
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,517
-Looks like a football field.
-[Hunter] This room is insane.
295
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,726
♪ Get mine, get mine, get mine
Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine ♪
296
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,934
-♪ Get up, get up, get up... ♪
-Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!
297
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,392
With no trees.
298
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:41,184
♪ Smell like money ♪
299
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,059
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?
300
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,142
Please?
301
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,142
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?
302
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,934
-[Nick] Whoo!
-[Freshman] Yes, sir.
303
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:52,559
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.
304
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,476
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?
305
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,101
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.
306
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,517
-No survivors.
-[Freshman] Hmm!
307
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,809
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.
308
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,851
-Uh-huh.
-Nick, I like where you at, man.
309
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,767
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.
310
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:09,351
-[all] Ooh!
-Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.
311
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,726
-So I could bite anybody.
-[all laugh awkwardly]
312
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,351
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.
313
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,684
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.
314
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,476
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's...
315
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,726
[Joe] No, I had to.
316
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,976
We gonna party, we got to party right.
317
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,101
[all] Yeah.
318
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,559
Let me get it. Let me get my...
319
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,476
-[Mason] Up.
-[Joe] No, I got it. There you go.
320
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,601
-[Hunter] Wow.
-Oh, okay.
321
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,226
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?
322
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,601
[chuckles] Whoomp, there it is.
323
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,184
-[all] Ooh...
-[Joe] No survivors!
324
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,059
-[Freshman] Damn! Okay.
-[laughs]
325
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,601
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?
326
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,625
-Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
-Yeah.
327
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,809
-It's maybe too much?
-No, man, ain't no such thing.
328
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,142
-Just told you, you with the big dog now.
-Right.
329
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,601
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.
330
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,726
-Thanks.
-[Joe] I mean that.
331
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:54,142
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,
332
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,142
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.
333
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,309
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.
334
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,267
-Hey!
-Oh!
335
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,934
-Mmm. He said it.
-[all laughing]
336
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,541
He a little angry leprechaun.
337
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,726
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.
338
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,101
-Oh, thanks.
-Is that your gig?
339
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:12,934
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.
340
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,017
Oh.
341
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,351
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.
342
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,559
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.
343
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,267
-You and E broke up?
-Yeah, man.
344
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,809
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.
345
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,934
That must've hurt.
346
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,392
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.
347
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,517
Hey, fuck that. No tears.
348
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,184
May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love.
349
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,500
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
350
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,142
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!
351
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,559
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?
352
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,684
And you already know the vibes.
353
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,476
[chuckles] Got him.
354
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,684
[laughing]
355
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,517
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.
356
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,684
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.
357
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,976
Four... Rob Roys.
358
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,101
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.
359
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,601
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.
360
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,684
-[Mason] Yep.
-Good idea.
361
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,184
-Uh...
-[Hunter] This place is nuts.
362
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,142
-Joe! How you doing, bro?
-[Joe] Hey.
363
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,809
-I'm good, man. This is cool.
-Yeah. Yeah.
364
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,642
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.
365
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,684
-Really?
-I had no idea you were, like, 50.
366
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,892
No, man, I'm 40.
367
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:14,101
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's... that's still so many years to be.
368
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,059
No, man, 40 is the new 20.
369
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:17,976
It's a lot.
370
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,809
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,
371
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,851
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
372
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,434
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.
373
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,684
Joe. Joe, we're good.
374
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,642
-Okay.
-It's like I'm hanging with my dad.
375
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,726
Or not.
376
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,892
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang
377
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,642
before he does this crazy marriage thing.
378
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,226
-He going to jail, pretty much.
-Mmm.
379
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,267
That woman is scary.
380
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,017
-She not gonna let him out the house.
-Yeah.
381
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,726
It's a big deal that
we spend time together
382
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,059
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.
383
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,101
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.
384
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,017
-I'm here to hang with the gang.
-Okay.
385
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,059
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.
386
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,767
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."
387
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:55,767
-Okay?
-Okay.
388
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,309
-I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
-All right. We good?
389
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,184
-Yeah, we good. This is great.
-Come on, Joe. All right.
390
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,916
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!
391
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
All right, Joe.
392
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
You... [sighs]
393
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,934
I know you fucking lying.
394
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,875
I mean, come on, Joe.
395
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,517
[sighs]
396
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,041
Fuck, man!
397
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,684
You just... Oh, that's terrific.
398
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,017
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.
399
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,351
Freshman, where'd you get that?
400
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,083
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.
401
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,309
Bro, this is in Arabic.
402
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,976
-And it got pictures in it.
-Hey, if you like it, I love it.
403
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,541
["The Anthem" by Pitbull
feat. Lil Jon playing]
404
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,351
-♪ Dale, dale ♪
-♪ Get nasty, get freaky ♪
405
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,684
-♪ You sexy, you fine ♪
-♪ Okay ♪
406
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,017
-♪ Go, go, go ♪
-♪ Go ♪
407
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,184
♪ Go, girl ♪
408
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,000
♪ Go, go, go, girl ♪
409
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,392
-Oh, God. [sighs]
-[beeping]
410
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,750
[suspenseful music playing]
411
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416
[man] Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.
412
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,976
At the old mansion.
413
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,434
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.
414
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,559
-He's got a lot of nerve.
-Ah, fuck.
415
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,642
-Okay, did you lock the door?
-Just like you said, yeah.
416
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:15,017
-And you put that little label on it?
-Yeah.
417
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,017
He's taking the boss's clothes.
418
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,142
[Jaze] All right. Relax. It's okay, man.
419
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,559
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,
420
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,375
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.
421
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,892
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.
422
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,017
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,
423
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,101
charge for repairs,
up sell him on the missing items.
424
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,458
-You got it, boss.
-One more thing.
425
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041
I want you to watch this guy.
426
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166
Oh, shit, here she comes.
427
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,666
-[Mason chuckling]
-[salsa music playing]
428
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,392
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.
429
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,416
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.
430
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,601
-I like it.
-Yeah?
431
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,083
He looks great, right, guys?
432
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.
433
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,101
[music fades]
434
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,642
-[Muzak playing]
-[Joe sighs]
435
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,375
-[cash register whirring]
-Yeah.
436
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666
Gotta get two.
437
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,601
-Oh, we gotta get beer.
-[Freshman] What about this?
438
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,892
-[Hunter] Prosecco?
-Yeah.
439
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,184
[Hunter] No. Know what that is?
440
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,684
-This is my mom drink.
-Exactly.
441
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,101
Note to self.
442
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,351
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,
443
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,434
but it's about what they mix
with the product.
444
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,434
What's the right drink?
445
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,351
-Hey, what's up, Joe?
-[closes app]
446
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,934
-Hey.
-What was that?
447
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,809
I was about to make a call. Just... Nothin'.
448
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:28,851
And what's that?
449
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,267
Oh, necessary.
450
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,059
-[chuckles] Yeah.
-Oh, okay. Whatever, man.
451
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,517
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So...
452
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,184
What's your deal? You... you more of a...
453
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,458
[sniffs]
454
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,142
Do I have allergies?
455
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,392
-I don't understand what you're asking me.
-Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?
456
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,892
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.
457
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,351
It's my rule. No more cocaine.
458
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,517
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the Scarface movie.
459
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,601
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.
460
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:54,184
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.
461
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,476
It happens to me too.
462
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,559
-[whispers] With Chinese food.
-Oh, that's bad.
463
00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,101
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the... the eyes and the voice?
464
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,184
Like, "Ooh... what? whaaa..."
465
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,767
-"Aah..."
-Are you... No! What?
466
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,976
-Are you outta your mind?
-Yeah, you can't.
467
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,642
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.
468
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,267
-Jesus.
-Sorry.
469
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,517
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."
470
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:17,309
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.
471
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,416
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."
472
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,142
-Yeah.
-All right.
473
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,226
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.
474
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,642
Well... you don't have to say that.
475
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,642
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so...
476
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,851
-That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
-Yeah.
477
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,017
-You know?
-It's diversity.
478
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,934
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.
479
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,958
[Hunter] Okay. [grunts]
480
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,809
What you... No, no, no, no.
481
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,291
Your money's no good here.
482
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,184
That's gold.
483
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,184
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?
484
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,851
These young guys want it, they get it.
485
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,642
-Hey. Oh no.
-Uh, you gon' get it.
486
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,517
What kind... How this cap on?
What you gotta do?
487
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,559
-Just twist it.
-Twist it, now? Get outta here.
488
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:53,059
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?
489
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,184
Mmm.
490
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,333
[Nick] Oh.
491
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,080
You doing the whole bottle?
492
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
493
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,934
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.
494
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,601
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.
495
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,142
-You're not gonna drink both.
-No, you got to do it.
496
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,184
Number two, what you gon' do?
497
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,041
-No, Joe.
-Oh, come on, man.
498
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,381
-Oh, my God.
-I don't think that's safe, man.
499
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458
Mmm.
500
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,851
-You all right?
-[belches] Yep.
501
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,075
-[Nick] Ugh.
-[Hunter] Jesus.
502
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,726
[Joe] That's that, brother.
We keep it up! Yeah!
503
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,642
[Hunter] Oh!
504
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,351
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?
505
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,226
-I'm sorry?
-[Nick] See, Joe, I'mma do two.
506
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,184
Lower deck.
507
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,809
-[Hunter] Oh, shit!
-Upper deck.
508
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,559
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.
509
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,642
[all] Oh!
510
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,184
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.
511
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,017
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.
512
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,559
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?
513
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,976
Mmm? Right there.
514
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,684
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.
515
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:49,184
-They're supposed to sit on your gums.
-Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.
516
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,059
-But I can drink with it, right?
-Yes, you can.
517
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,892
-Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
-Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.
518
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,559
-Let's keep it goin'.
-Let me get that.
519
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,809
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.
520
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,726
-Joe.
-Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.
521
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,101
-What are you gonna do with it?
-I ain't been out like this.
522
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,017
-Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
-What?
523
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,309
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.
524
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,059
But after that,
no phones, no social media.
525
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,642
Yeah, just have fun!
526
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,851
-[all] Yeah!
-Whoo!
527
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,142
[all laughing and exclaiming]
528
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,392
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!
529
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,809
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.
530
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,392
-The fuck is that?
-Emotional check-ins before we go out.
531
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,101
-Come on.
-Make sure everyone's copacetic.
532
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,767
I'm sorry, I don't... I don't follow.
533
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,101
I'll start. Um...
534
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:30,309
Ooh! I feel appreciated.
535
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,601
-[Nick] Mmm!
-[Hunter] Good.
536
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,892
-I'm feeling grateful.
-[Hunter] Ah, I like that.
537
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:37,392
-[Nick] Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
-[Hunter] Yeah!
538
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,601
I feel Miami.
539
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,226
-[Hunter] All right.
-It's more of a city than a feeling, but...
540
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,059
But I do though. I feel Miami.
541
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,767
-[Mason] If he feels Miami...
-I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.
542
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,916
You got circumcised?
543
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?
544
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541
-[Joe] Hmm?
-[Mason] How you feelin'?
545
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041
Oh, with the...
546
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,559
-[hiccups] Pass.
-Pass?
547
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,226
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.
548
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,434
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,
549
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,184
especially with people you just met,
550
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:07,517
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.
551
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,017
-That was big of you, bro.
-Thanks.
552
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,017
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.
553
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,184
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.
554
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,517
Pow! Hold on. Pow!
555
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,684
-[Hunter grunts]
-Yeah.
556
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,392
-Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
-That's normal.
557
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,934
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.
558
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,476
But... that's what it's supposed to be?
559
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,351
-Have you been swallowing them?
-Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.
560
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,892
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?
561
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:29,892
-You feel fine? You're fine.
-I can keep drinkin'.
562
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,184
-Oh, we drinkin'.
-Yeah!
563
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,726
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.
564
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,892
I feel Miami!
565
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:37,017
-[all cheering]
-♪ I let shorty clean the pendants ♪
566
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,351
♪ I'm a diamond in the rough ♪
567
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,851
-♪ 24 carats, VV's in the slugs ♪
-Uh! Hey!
568
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,684
♪ Rings go off
Like Michael with the glove ♪
569
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,976
♪ Only one mobbin'
With designers and the thugs ♪
570
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,309
♪ When we shop at Rick Owen
Bring a bottle full of bub ♪
571
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,226
♪ Couple platinum records later
Still I got the game locked... ♪
572
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,017
No, no. You know what... what I'm gonna do?
573
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,434
Freshman, put some old school on.
574
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,642
-Okay.
-[Joe] Hit me with it!
575
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,642
-I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
-Come on, Fresh.
576
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,434
-♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪
-Whoo!
577
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,059
-Okay.
-I know you fucking lying.
578
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,809
-It's his song!
-Let's see it.
579
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,351
-[Joe] All right.
-Let's see it, man.
580
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,601
-♪ Ya hear me ♪
-Whoo!
581
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,934
♪ I be slicing with these bars
So ya fear me ♪
582
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,726
♪ Let me rip it up for cuz in the back ♪
583
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,767
[Freshman] Let me see them shoulders work!
584
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,351
-Hey!
-♪ I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack ♪
585
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:17,059
♪ Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track ♪
586
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,392
-Hey! Oh!
-♪ Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne ♪
587
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,767
-♪ Don't forget I used to ride the train ♪
-Go! Go! Go! Go!
588
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,416
-♪ When I bump it right, call my name ♪
-Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!
589
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,559
[all yelling]
590
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,392
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?
591
00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:33,017
-Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
-What did you do?
592
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:35,809
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.
593
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:36,916
What the fuck?
594
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,976
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?
595
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,434
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.
596
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,184
-[shop bell chimes]
-[sighs]
597
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,059
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.
598
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:54,017
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.
599
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,291
But I'm trying.
600
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
How much for the skinny one?
601
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,041
I'm sorry?
602
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833
The skinny one.
603
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,892
-You're their pimp, right?
-I'm the... What are you talking about?
604
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,351
I'm payin'. I got money.
605
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:10,434
-Hey, man...
-[ATM whirring]
606
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,267
-Get your sick ass outta here!
-[siren blares]
607
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,934
Tryin' to buy my boys.
608
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,726
You're not buyin' my boys.
609
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,059
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand
610
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,500
in a area known for prostitution?
611
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,309
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.
612
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,267
Okay, Officer...
613
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,184
-Come on up outta there.
-[cop] Come on.
614
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,476
You know, that's actually good.
615
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,309
-They can clear this up.
-Yeah.
616
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,934
-Guys, come on.
-Is everything okay?
617
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,392
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,
618
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:38,851
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.
619
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,976
-Maybe you guys can clear it up.
-It's easy.
620
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,351
He's... he's like, our, uh...
621
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,851
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.
622
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,059
-So he's like our daddy.
-Why... why would you...
623
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,517
You don't need to say that.
624
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:52,267
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.
625
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,559
-He bought us alcohol.
-Mm-hmm.
626
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:56,642
-Goddamn it. What are you d... Guys.
-His name is Joe.
627
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:57,684
-Thank you.
-Smith?
628
00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,059
-Robertson?
-Something. Joe...
629
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,392
-Stevens. Stevenson.
-Jackson.
630
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,017
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.
631
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,601
Soliciting. That's jail time.
632
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,309
-Oh my God.
-Hands on your head!
633
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,684
-Everybody goin' to jail.
-Yep.
634
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,101
-Oh, my God. No...
-No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.
635
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:12,851
-Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
-Yeah.
636
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,601
-[all] Loop-de-loop.
-[Mason] Joe. Joe!
637
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,267
-Hey! Yes.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.
638
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,851
-No, we can't... Joe. Joe!
-Leave him.
639
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,059
-Joe!
-[Freshman] He's old.
640
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,309
-Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
-What the fuck's that?
641
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,476
-Loop-de-loop!
-Don't worry.
642
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,601
-Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
-Just stay.
643
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,851
No. You guys are the reason.
644
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,684
-[Freshman] Three...
-I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.
645
00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:29,517
-Three.
-[all] Loop-de-loop!
646
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,017
-Loop-de-loop!
-Hey.
647
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,559
-I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
-[cop] Get back here!
648
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,059
-Do your job.
-Fuck!
649
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,934
-[Joe] Hey, guys!
-[man] What the hell?
650
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,226
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]
651
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,684
[Hunter] Run, Joe! Move those little legs!
652
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,708
[Joe] Wait up! These fucking shoes!
653
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,017
-Yo.
-[Mason] Come on, Joe. High knees.
654
00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,476
-Ooh, shit.
-[Nick] You're on your own, papi.
655
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,809
[siren whoops]
656
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:49,767
Oh.
657
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:51,559
We got him. Bingo.
658
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:52,750
[cop] Stop!
659
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,184
Don't move!
660
00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,476
-Stay right there.
-[cop 2] Running's gonna make it worse.
661
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,434
-Can we just cut it out?
-Hey! Put your hands up!
662
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,958
-Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
-[cop] Stay there.
663
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,392
-Get down.
-Help!
664
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,517
Help! Get off of me.
665
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,892
Hey! Oh!
666
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,059
Aah! [groans]
667
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,309
-Leave me alone!
-[panting]
668
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,226
-Stop!
-[cop 2] You goin' to jail, little pimp.
669
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,500
[Joe] I'm not a pimp!
670
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,517
-[music fades]
-Oh, my God.
671
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,934
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?
672
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:22,684
-Yeah, what the fuck was it?
-My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.
673
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,559
-Is that a police badge in your hand?
-Yes.
674
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,976
You stole that from a cop?
675
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,851
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.
676
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,541
That's how I got it, man.
677
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,767
-[panting] I got my clothes.
-Did you get ours?
678
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,767
-No.
-Open the door, man. Can we go inside?
679
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:38,875
[intriguing music playing]
680
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:40,916
[sighs]
681
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, my goodness.
682
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,666
Um...
683
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291
Download, download.
684
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750
Download.
685
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,583
[sighs]
686
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083
Okay, um...
687
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166
[whispers] "Check this out,
688
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,059
and let me know what you think."
689
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,392
[sent notification]
690
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,083
[video playing]
691
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,583
[sighs]
692
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:16,000
[outgoing call rings]
693
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back...
694
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,875
[sighs]
695
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,601
[Joe] One time, ready? One, two, three.
696
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,601
-[group cheering]
-This is fire, Joe.
697
00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:27,934
[Joe] That was just last night.
698
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,851
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.
699
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:31,809
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.
700
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,476
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.
701
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,726
You need a fuck load more footage,
702
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,351
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.
703
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:43,476
-Terry is gonna flip.
-Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.
704
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,309
Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.
705
00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:48,392
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.
706
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,767
-What the fuck you wanna do?
-It's what the glasses are for.
707
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:54,101
-What?
-I snuck my glasses into your work bag.
708
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,434
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.
709
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,684
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?
710
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,392
Why is everyone always asking me that?
711
00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:01,684
Know who sneaks around a lot?
712
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,434
The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.
713
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:05,267
It's a double standard, Joe.
714
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,726
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?
715
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,642
-Thank you.
-Thank you, B...
716
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,684
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.
717
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,517
Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?
718
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,892
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.
719
00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:18,666
-Hey, Joe?
-Yeah?
720
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,267
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,
721
00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,601
make sure you record that, okay?
722
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,392
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.
723
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,642
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.
724
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,309
-It's grim over here.
-I gotta go.
725
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,416
[intriguing music playing]
726
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,101
[Hunter] All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?
727
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:40,559
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.
728
00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,226
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,
729
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,976
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and...
730
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,309
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.
731
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,142
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?
732
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,976
He could tie us up and fuck us.
733
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,059
-What?
-That could happen.
734
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,101
-True-crime shit.
-Right.
735
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:59,184
-And he gon' fuck you first.
-There they go, there they go.
736
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,642
-There.
-Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.
737
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:01,791
Mornin', fellas.
738
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,101
-Morning.
-[Joe] Tell you what I need.
739
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,416
Little kick of this.
740
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,642
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.
741
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:10,059
-Jesus, man.
-[Joe] Yeah.
742
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,083
[Nick sighs]
743
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Look, I get it.
744
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,142
All right? A major party foul on my part.
745
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:19,351
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.
746
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,517
I think I got a bad batch.
747
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,017
You drank two bottles.
748
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,517
You tried to sell us for sex, man.
749
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:24,559
Okay, did I do that?
750
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,226
-No.
-That's not what the cop said?
751
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,767
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.
752
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,309
-Sure. We can agree on that.
-Yeah.
753
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,351
-Okay.
-But you did fuck up the night, Joe.
754
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:34,351
-Come on, guys. Okay.
-[Nick] On some rookie shit.
755
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,934
You gotta step up for that, Joe.
756
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:38,559
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.
757
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:42,333
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about...
758
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,601
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?
759
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,559
Forget what happened last night.
760
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,642
Courtesy of Joe, huh?
761
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:52,166
-A yacht?
-I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.
762
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,684
-You like that?
-Absolutely, yeah.
763
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,517
Okay, all right.
764
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,083
I'm on it right now.
765
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,101
-Uh, Joe, before you go.
-Yeah?
766
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,059
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.
767
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,434
-Oh!
-[Nick] Ha-ha!
768
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,392
[chuckles]
769
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,309
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.
770
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,083
[laughs] That's two.
771
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,684
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!
772
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,267
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.
773
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,833
[chuckles]
774
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,726
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
775
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,934
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?
776
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,684
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.
777
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,500
-Towards the marina.
-Oh, shit. Titties.
778
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:29,976
-[slowed] He laughed, and then...
-[all laugh]
779
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,059
-[Hunter] Just keep going.
-[woman 1] He was like...
780
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,351
-[Hunter] Hello!
-[Freshman] Hi.
781
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,142
-[woman 2] Oh, hey, boy.
-Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.
782
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,309
You guys know how to swim underwater?
783
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:41,601
-Huh?
-'Cause... I can hold your breath.
784
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,767
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.
785
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,642
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.
786
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,892
-What?
-Why would you...
787
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,434
[Hunter] "Stunning"? What am I doing?
788
00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,684
-[Freshman] How...
-[Nick] Focus.
789
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,476
-[Freshman] Focus!
-[Nick] How you feelin'?
790
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,392
-I feel Miami! [laughs]
-All right, chill out, man.
791
00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:57,184
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."
792
00:30:57,208 --> 00:31:00,708
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.
793
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be...
794
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250
-[Nick scoffs]
-Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.
795
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,726
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.
796
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,142
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.
797
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,375
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.
798
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:16,767
[excited squealing]
799
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,416
[Joe] You know what? Change of plans.
800
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,726
Excuse me, coming through.
801
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,934
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.
802
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,684
-[bouncer] Whoa. What...
-Hey, you should see a Sam...
803
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,767
Sam Slaughter on the list.
804
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,059
-Sam Slaughter?
-Yeah.
805
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,809
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.
806
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,767
-Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
-Slaughter?
807
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,017
-Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
-All right, let's...
808
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,291
Ohh.
809
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,892
-Officer, I didn't...
-Uh...
810
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,226
-Yeah, but I'm just saying...
-Ah!
811
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,750
-So you...
-Thank you.
812
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,142
That group right there?
813
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,809
-Yeah.
-We're all gonna go on this boat.
814
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,226
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.
815
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,892
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.
816
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:52,559
-Okay?
-Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
817
00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:54,059
-[Joe] Come on.
-Have a good time.
818
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,708
Yeah. All right, rookie.
819
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,375
[upbeat music continues]
820
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666
-Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
-Come on.
821
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,601
-Yeah, man, this is... It's all right.
-Oh!
822
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,309
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say
823
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,226
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.
824
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,226
This is great!
825
00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:12,684
How about we just go get a drink?
826
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:13,767
-Yeah.
-Can we get a drink?
827
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,125
-[Nick] Let's do it.
-Let's get a drink. Look around.
828
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,625
[dramatic, suspenseful music playing]
829
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,434
-Let's do a toast to the groom.
-[Mason] Ahh!
830
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,142
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.
831
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,226
-Yes, yes.
-[phone rings]
832
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,142
-That's Emily. I'll see you.
-Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!
833
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,226
-[Joe] Oh!
-[Nick] Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!
834
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,059
Boy's in love, man. I get it.
835
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,767
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.
836
00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:47,101
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?
837
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:50,142
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.
838
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,101
-Bro, shut up!
-Let me feel my feelings.
839
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,601
-[Nick] "Let me feel my..." What?
-Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.
840
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,250
-So we can top our drinks off.
-Thanks.
841
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,976
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
842
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,684
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.
843
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:07,434
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.
844
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,684
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.
845
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,333
Yes, it is. It's very easy!
846
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,017
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.
847
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,434
-Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
-[music stops]
848
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,791
And at the end of the...
849
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,309
That was... By the way,
a weird break in the music.
850
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,726
-Turn the music back up.
-Yeah.
851
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,309
-[Joe] Okay?
-He was kid... He was joking.
852
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,476
No, no, look, it is what it is.
853
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,809
-[laughs] No.
-And because it happened, you feel broken.
854
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,142
What would I even say, man?
855
00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,726
Stop thinkin' so much!
856
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,684
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.
857
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,017
Yeah, be like me, man.
858
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:37,392
Where are they coming from?
859
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:41,142
[Russian accent] Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.
860
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:44,559
-Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
-Yeah, come on!
861
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,142
-[Joe] Give it to Hunter.
-[Nick] Okay.
862
00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:47,934
-[Hunter] Thank you.
-[Joe] Yeah!
863
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:50,226
-Come on. Let me get some too, right?
-[Nick] Oh!
864
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,416
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?
865
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,017
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.
866
00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:01,642
-At some point. Hey!
-Hey, dude, come on, man.
867
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,559
I... Uh, give me one second.
868
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,783
-I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
-All right.
869
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,767
-Come on, man.
-Do you think Joe could be my wingman?
870
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,125
Uh, no. Too small.
871
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,892
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.
872
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,125
[Joe] Excuse me.
873
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500
Hey! [chuckles]
874
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208
I was trying to find some food, man.
875
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333
You okay?
876
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,017
Huh? What's wrong?
877
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,208
[Mason] Huh.
878
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,601
I was talking to Emily on the phone,
879
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:34,958
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.
880
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375
Mmm.
881
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750
Cold feet. It's normal.
882
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,976
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,
883
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,809
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.
884
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,208
A job, a house, financial stability.
885
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166
No, Joe, I don't have...
I don't have cold feet.
886
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,226
-I thought 'cause you were crying...
-[laughs]
887
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:02,184
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.
888
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:05,916
-I am so excited to be a husband.
-[gentle music playing]
889
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,309
But ever since I got engaged,
890
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,892
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.
891
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:13,392
But he just doesn't get it.
892
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:17,559
It's all about...
creating something with someone else.
893
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,958
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and...
894
00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750
If you have that,
895
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000
what are you waiting for?
896
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,583
You know?
897
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,791
[outgoing call ringing]
898
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,101
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed...
899
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,017
[music fades]
900
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:40,434
-Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
-You got it.
901
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,392
[suspenseful music playing]
902
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,726
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?
903
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,208
Yo! Loco, close the door.
904
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,476
[door slams and locks]
905
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
Do I know you?
906
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,184
-No, you don't... you don't know me.
-[whispering]
907
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,000
[Joe] I'm just lookin'
for somethin' to eat.
908
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000
Are you a police officer?
909
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,684
Who, me?
910
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,434
No! No, no, I'm a... I'm a civilian.
911
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,559
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.
912
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,059
-I tell her everything.
-[gun cocks]
913
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,458
-Put that away.
-[man] Yes, sir.
914
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958
[Jaze] Look at me.
915
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833
You're sure you're not a cop?
916
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Yeah.
917
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416
Come here.
918
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,601
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.
919
00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,833
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.
920
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,726
I, uh... Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.
921
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,041
Do the fucking drugs.
922
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,476
-Yeah. I'll do it.
-All right?
923
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,517
By the way, yeah. [chuckles]
924
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:45,642
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do... I'll do the drugs, right?
925
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:47,726
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh...
926
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,226
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
927
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,392
-[Jaze] Mmm.
-Here we go.
928
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,500
[dramatic music intensifies]
929
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708
Oh, shit.
930
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,726
[music stops]
931
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,142
-No cop, right?
-[laughing]
932
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,101
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?
933
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,434
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.
934
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,392
-[music resumes]
-You want me to do another one?
935
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:08,059
To do a real one, like you mean it.
936
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:09,892
Yeah, like a... like a...
like a criminal bump.
937
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:13,934
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.
938
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,267
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
939
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,726
[music intensifying]
940
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,125
Double bump, comin' up.
941
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,934
-Oh, shit!
-[Jaze] Whoo!
942
00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,226
[Joe chuckling]
943
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,809
-[Jaze] My man!
-[Joe] Yeah.
944
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:25,934
[Jaze] How you feel?
945
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:29,809
Hey, that's, uh... that's in there. Right?
946
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:32,226
-That stuff kicks in a little fast!
-Right.
947
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,392
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.
948
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:35,684
[both laughing]
949
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:36,642
-Okay.
-Yeah.
950
00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:39,142
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?
951
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,851
-[Jaze] Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
-I can't... I was... I can't leave.
952
00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:42,767
[Jaze] My man.
953
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,434
-Whoo!
-Yeah!
954
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,541
-[Joe] Ha-ha-ha!
-[chuckling]
955
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,392
-[man] There it is, on that side.
-Hey. Oh, you gotta go.
956
00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,309
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.
957
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:56,791
-No. No, no, no, no, no.
-[Mason] They're having fun.
958
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,809
[Joe] Come on, Joe. [groans]
959
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,476
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.
960
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,041
Joe. You good?
961
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,041
[music intensifying]
962
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,750
Who is Joe?
963
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,375
Hah!
964
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:17,684
[heavy Hispanic accent]
I am... Ricardo Montana.
965
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,434
And you no fuck to me.
966
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:22,083
-Is this racist?
-Oh, yeah, for sure.
967
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,976
-I no like that.
-[Nick] What happened?
968
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,517
I no... I no like. I no like you look to me.
969
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,809
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.
970
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,142
-[hits wall]
-Gah!
971
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,809
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!
972
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:35,267
I fuck to you!
973
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:38,684
[man] Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?
974
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:41,041
He wasn't doin' anything to you.
975
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166
[Joe] Hmm.
976
00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:46,142
[spaghetti Western music playing]
977
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,517
You want to fuck to me?
978
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,184
-Mm-hmm.
-[Joe] Un momento.
979
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,017
[sighs]
980
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,041
Leave.
981
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,434
Why?
982
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:57,351
Because I want to say hello...
to my little friend.
983
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,750
-Yep.
-[Nick] Yep, okay.
984
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583
Okay.
985
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,934
So you... you have beef with me?
986
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,726
-One hundred percent beef.
-Does he know this guy?
987
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:12,142
-Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
-[Joe] Know what?
988
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,517
I let you apologize for interrupting me.
989
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:17,267
-I'm sorry...
-Hmm!
990
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:18,809
-That you're a bitch.
-Wait, what?
991
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,809
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Mason] Go, go, go!
992
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,226
-[Nick] Yep!
-Hah!
993
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,684
I no feel it.
994
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,642
Hah!
995
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,351
-[groans]
-Hah!
996
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,000
Now it's time to party.
997
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,184
Did you just Will Smith me?
998
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,434
I did. But you no get no...
999
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:34,267
Ah, man! Aah!
1000
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,375
Olé!
1001
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,184
No one touches the Ricardo.
1002
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,375
[grunts] Enough!
1003
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250
[both] Oh!
1004
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250
What kind of drugs are you on?
1005
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,125
[crash]
1006
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083
[gasps] Oops.
1007
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:53,559
[clattering]
1008
00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:56,351
No, you no... you no know where I is.
1009
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,976
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?
1010
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,250
Yah!
1011
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,434
Ay!
1012
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:02,809
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.
1013
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,541
I no feel it. Aah!
1014
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958
-Head trauma on the way.
-Oh no.
1015
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625
-Oof!
-How much can you take?
1016
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583
-You think you're winning?
-Does this look like losing? Huh?
1017
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,476
[Joe] You go face-first.
1018
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,101
-Face-first!
-[groans]
1019
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,791
I... I win.
1020
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,226
You no...
1021
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,351
Uno! Dos!
1022
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,375
Quattro!
1023
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,392
No, cinco!
1024
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:32,583
[yells]
1025
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208
Oh, God. [groans]
1026
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,059
[man] Open this door!
1027
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,166
No! No, you stay!
1028
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:42,559
[music subsides]
1029
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,726
You fight good!
1030
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,916
-[man] Thank you.
-[click]
1031
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,767
Oh! Dude!
1032
00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:48,041
{\an8}-[Nick] Gotta go!
-[Joe] Hola.
1033
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666
-[Mason] Hunter, we gotta go now.
-[Freshman] Wait a minute.
1034
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,726
Do it! Thank you.
1035
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,434
-Not...
-[Hunter] Uh-oh. Joe?
1036
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:57,392
I am...
1037
00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,892
[Mason] Joe, please, please...
1038
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:02,184
Ricardo... Montana.
1039
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,142
-Come on, Joe.
-Joe?
1040
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,767
This is my city.
1041
00:41:04,791 --> 00:41:09,809
-[woman] Did you see that?
-El Rey de Miami.
1042
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,351
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.
1043
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,541
[laughing]
1044
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208
Welcome to the fiesta.
1045
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,226
-You're late, puto.
-[crowd] Ohh.
1046
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,017
-Thank you.
-[Joe] Gah! Aah!
1047
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,309
-I no feel it!
-[Nick] Oh, God!
1048
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,851
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.
1049
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,476
I am Ricardo!
1050
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,250
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
1051
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,059
[panting]
1052
00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,392
[Mason] Run! Run, run!
1053
00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:33,851
-[bouncer] Ah-ah-ah!
-[Hunter] Oh!
1054
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:35,392
-[Joe] To the horses!
-[Nick] Horses?
1055
00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,392
-I don't know what horses is.
-[Joe] Oh, shit!
1056
00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:39,767
-[crash]
-[Mason] Go, go, go, go, go, go!
1057
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,684
-[Nick] Oh! Oh, dude!
-[Joe] Gah!
1058
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:42,851
-I fine.
-[woman] Show me.
1059
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,809
-[Joe] I okay.
-Peekaboo, motherfucker.
1060
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,601
Oh, my friend! Ah!
1061
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,309
-Puto, yes!
-[Nick] Oh no!
1062
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,101
-[crowd gasping]
-[Joe] To the horses!
1063
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:52,166
These are the horses!
1064
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,476
You don't wanna do that.
1065
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,583
["Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee playing]
1066
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,476
You a dead man. Okay.
1067
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,000
[lyrics in Spanish]
1068
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:11,916
[neighing]
1069
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,166
[music fades]
1070
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041
[Mason, echoing] Ricardo? Hello?
1071
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,976
Ricardo?
1072
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,458
You awake, Ricardo?
1073
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:21,934
Ricardo?
1074
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,017
[scoffs]
1075
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,809
{\an8}-Guys, he's finally awake.
-[Joe] Ricardo?
1076
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,226
-[Freshman] Hey!
-[group chuckling]
1077
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,500
[Mason] What are we sippin' on?
Look at this.
1078
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541
[as Ricardo] Hey, my baby.
1079
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,017
It's your lover.
1080
00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:43,684
♪ A Ella le gusta la gasolina ♪
1081
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:48,351
♪ Dame más gasolina ♪
1082
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,351
[echoing] I love you!
1083
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:51,892
[suspenseful music playing]
1084
00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,250
[tires squeal]
1085
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,767
[Jaze] We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.
1086
00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,017
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.
1087
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,809
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.
1088
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,642
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
1089
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,642
Pull it up, pull it up.
1090
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:08,226
[Mason] Please, please, Joe...
1091
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,476
Right there. Listen.
1092
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:15,351
I am El Rey de Miami.
1093
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:16,684
This is my city.
1094
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:19,017
His name? His name is...
1095
00:43:19,041 --> 00:43:21,541
Ricardo Montana.
1096
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,517
[Nick on video] ...wingman...
1097
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,625
[Hunter] I really think...
1098
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,892
-Hey.
-Hey, what's up, Nick?
1099
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,892
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,
1100
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:35,476
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat... you sat this one out.
1101
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,184
It should just be us, you know?
1102
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,392
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.
1103
00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:41,500
Okay.
1104
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,559
Nick, look, man, I get it.
1105
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:46,434
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,
1106
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,351
and because of that feeling, you know,
1107
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:52,142
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.
1108
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,142
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.
1109
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:56,767
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.
1110
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:58,101
-Like a career, you know?
-Yeah.
1111
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,184
Yeah, well, I know what I... I'm gonna do.
1112
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,791
-Okay.
-I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.
1113
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,809
Ah, that's a hard C.
1114
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:08,267
I don't think I really need help,
though... Nick.
1115
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:09,416
Oh,
1116
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,892
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.
1117
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:12,851
Well, mine's was a K.
1118
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,392
Whatever, man. I'm good.
1119
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,125
-Oh.
-My life is gonna be lit.
1120
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,851
-Well, mine too, buddy.
-Yeah?
1121
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,434
-Lit-y.
-Great.
1122
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,851
-Okay.
-Cool.
1123
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,059
-Yeah.
-Huh.
1124
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:24,142
-[snorts]
-[scoffs]
1125
00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,351
-Tsk.
-Pfft.
1126
00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:27,101
-All right.
-So we're good?
1127
00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:28,226
Yeah.
1128
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:31,851
Uh. so maybe you just...
stay around here tonight, I mean?
1129
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:35,017
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?
1130
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:36,791
I don't ice my back.
1131
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,142
You know... you know what, Nick? I'm going.
1132
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,250
[upbeat salsa music playing]
1133
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,392
[Joe laughs] Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
1134
00:44:47,416 --> 00:44:49,476
-Wow!
-Medium well, please.
1135
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,601
Right, right, right, right.
1136
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:57,434
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.
1137
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,434
-The book.
-Oh shit.
1138
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,809
[Mason] Nick, this is the... the...
1139
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:03,351
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.
1140
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,017
Oh, our first concert.
1141
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:06,809
-The OutKast reunion!
-[Nick] Yes, bro.
1142
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:09,892
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.
1143
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,142
You're about to get married.
1144
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,934
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.
1145
00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:17,017
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.
1146
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:19,601
-I got you, bro. Love you, man.
-Thank you.
1147
00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,809
-[Hunter] Aw, that's a good gift.
-That's nice. Really nice.
1148
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:24,601
All your memories are in that book?
1149
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:27,601
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?
1150
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:31,476
This is a physical representation
of who we are.
1151
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,017
Nick started it when we were 12.
1152
00:45:33,041 --> 00:45:35,976
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.
1153
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,976
-Can... can I take a look at it?
-I don't know if...
1154
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,392
-[Mason] Can you look?
-[Joe] Yeah.
1155
00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,476
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be in this book.
1156
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,059
-[Freshman chuckles]
-Well, that...
1157
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,517
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.
1158
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:47,642
It's incredible, actually.
1159
00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:50,184
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.
1160
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,267
-[Mason] That's right.
-[Joe] Wow. Look at you guys.
1161
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,833
-Is this what Facebook was like?
-Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?
1162
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750
Sure, Nick.
1163
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.
1164
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,851
-It's an old book, you know?
-Got it.
1165
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,041
[phone buzzing]
1166
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,101
-Sorry, give me... give me one second.
-[Mason] Oh, yeah, take your time.
1167
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:12,934
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out
1168
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:16,184
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.
1169
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:20,559
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,
1170
00:46:20,583 --> 00:46:22,934
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.
1171
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,601
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.
1172
00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:27,226
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.
1173
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,601
Joe Nixon's back, baby!
1174
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,226
-Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
-Oh.
1175
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,351
You know, except...
1176
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:34,142
-Why'd you say "except?"
-There's no women in this footage.
1177
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,934
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.
1178
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,642
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?
1179
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,392
I was thinking about titties,
talking about...
1180
00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:43,017
Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?
1181
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,059
That's 50 percent of the customer base.
1182
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:47,101
-The female demo, yeah.
-Yes.
1183
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:48,601
So go find some Gen Z women.
1184
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,351
-Shit.
-Okay, I gotta go.
1185
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,934
Hey, did you turn the oven on?
1186
00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,392
No more dino nuggets!
1187
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,809
-We had dino nuggets...
-[laughs] Oh!
1188
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:59,476
[in Spanish] It's the Tiger,
Ricardo Montana!
1189
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,434
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.
1190
00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,934
-Cold-blooded...
-Cold-blooded!
1191
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:11,333
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!
1192
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,767
-[stamps]
-Oh!
1193
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:15,809
Gracias.
1194
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,916
[exclaiming in Spanish]
1195
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,892
[suspenseful music playing]
1196
00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:24,625
[in English] Please
take this away from me.
1197
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.
1198
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,208
[phone chimes]
1199
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916
You fucking kidding me?
1200
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,625
-[tires screech]
-[horn blares]
1201
00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,291
[techno music playing in club]
1202
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,767
[Joe] I already know what you thinkin'.
1203
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:46,101
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?
1204
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,333
"Somebody normal."
1205
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,642
Wrong!
1206
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,726
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.
1207
00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:54,809
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.
1208
00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:58,184
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.
1209
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,142
-Look, here's what you're gonna do.
-Yeah.
1210
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,017
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.
1211
00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:04,892
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?
1212
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:06,726
Do something to start the conversation.
1213
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:09,934
-Oh, wow.
-Say, "I need help settling this debate."
1214
00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:12,017
-This is like a master class.
-[Hunter] A debate?
1215
00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:13,851
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-Blacks versus whites.
1216
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:14,809
[splutters]
1217
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,851
-What?
-Probably not.
1218
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:16,851
-No, man.
-[woman] Whoo!
1219
00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:20,267
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?
1220
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:21,976
-Yeah.
-They're here, dawg.
1221
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,517
-Six o'clock.
-No way.
1222
00:48:23,541 --> 00:48:26,059
-We gotta wait till six o'clock?
-No, six o'clock.
1223
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,083
[woman laughing]
1224
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
-Whoo! Cheers!
-♪ Can't touch this... ♪
1225
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,226
-Hunter.
-Yeah?
1226
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,309
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.
1227
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:35,601
-Look at what I'm calling.
-I don't know what that means.
1228
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:37,351
-Follow me!
-Okay, got it.
1229
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,125
[ominous music playing]
1230
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666
-¿Cómo está?
-[bouncer] Hey, what's goin' on?
1231
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458
Have a good night. Enjoy.
1232
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,309
Ladies!
1233
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,642
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.
1234
00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:48,892
Oh, well, hi.
1235
00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:50,934
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?
1236
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:53,017
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.
1237
00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:54,184
Bride. I don't know.
1238
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:56,309
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!
1239
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:58,476
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.
1240
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,583
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.
1241
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,101
{\an8}-Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
-Hi.
1242
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:04,309
-Nice to meet you.
-Freshman?
1243
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:06,726
-Like, "Freshman" like school.
-Oh, I went to school too.
1244
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,684
-I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
-What?
1245
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:10,892
-I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
-No! Absolutely not.
1246
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,559
I called the play. I called the play! Go.
1247
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,000
All right, here we go.
1248
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,434
-You.
-Me?
1249
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:20,934
I've been watching you dance.
1250
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,726
I also have a big penis.
1251
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,559
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?
1252
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,351
Yeah, I'm just gonna... I'm sorry, I don't.
1253
00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:27,851
-I'm Hunter. How are you?
-Scarlett.
1254
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:29,476
-You never bail. Shit.
-[clattering]
1255
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,767
-Hi.
-Oh, hello.
1256
00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,892
-It's nice to meet you. [barks]
-How are you? Oh!
1257
00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:34,392
-[chuckles] Oh, that's cool.
-Yeah.
1258
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,309
-[barking]
-[laughs] Oh, barking.
1259
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,392
Yeah. Hey, Joe?
1260
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,791
-Yeah?
-I'll see you after.
1261
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291
-Hey.
-Hi.
1262
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,351
How you doin'?
1263
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,267
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.
1264
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:49,059
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.
1265
00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:50,601
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.
1266
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:54,767
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then... then we're gonna fuck, right?
1267
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,142
No. No, we not.
1268
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,226
-Pull your dick out.
-What?
1269
00:49:58,250 --> 00:49:59,726
I can get to it if you want me to.
1270
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,684
-It's easy if I just put a leg up.
-Huh?
1271
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,517
-I have a condom on already.
-You got a what?
1272
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,625
[ominous music playing]
1273
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,184
-You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
-Okay.
1274
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,851
-Oh my gosh!
-Oh! Oh, that's okay.
1275
00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,392
-We can save it.
-[bride] It's fine.
1276
00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,059
-Let's just cheers now.
-[Mason] Okay.
1277
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,559
Don't spit that. Don't sp...
1278
00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:19,684
-Hey, hey. Listen.
-Yeah.
1279
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:23,392
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.
1280
00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:25,851
-Thank you.
-Means a lot. Come here, man.
1281
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,708
-All right.
-That's what grown men do.
1282
00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,476
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.
1283
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,916
He's gotta be here somewhere.
1284
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,601
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?
1285
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,684
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.
1286
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,892
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here
1287
00:50:46,916 --> 00:50:48,892
that we're trying to have a boys' night.
1288
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,642
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.
1289
00:50:50,666 --> 00:50:52,392
-The fuck?
-Come on, it'll be fun.
1290
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,809
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.
1291
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:55,351
-Yeah.
-[Joe] Have a little powwow.
1292
00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,267
-Y'all just give us a second.
-[woman 1] Okay.
1293
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,309
With the guys. Will you back off?
1294
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:00,625
-Please.
-Come on, baby.
1295
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,684
Come on, Hunter!
1296
00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:10,351
-Whoo!
-[Freshman] Ha ha!
1297
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,559
-[Hunter] Yeah!
-Dang!
1298
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:15,684
-My life changed completely. So fast.
-You're on the plane. You gotta land it.
1299
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:17,934
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.
1300
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,017
-[Joe] Yes.
-Yeah.
1301
00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,892
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.
1302
00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,017
Oh, yeah.
1303
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,767
-Oh shit, yeah.
-If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.
1304
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,184
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,
1305
00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,184
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.
1306
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,434
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.
1307
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:33,726
I know, but that's aggressive.
1308
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,833
[suspenseful music playing]
1309
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,892
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.
1310
00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:46,059
I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not fucking either, Mase.
1311
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,726
-You're not?
-So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.
1312
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,392
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.
1313
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,976
-[all] Yes?
-We're in.
1314
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,351
[squealing]
1315
00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:56,458
-[squeal echoing]
-[ominous music playing]
1316
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,017
-No...
-[echoing] We'll go in the stretch limo.
1317
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,291
[Joe] I know!
1318
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.
1319
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125
[Joe] Walk! Just go.
1320
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,101
-[woman 2] Lead the way!
-[phone rings]
1321
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,726
-[woman 2] Wanna call your mama?
-[Joe] Take the bag. No, please...
1322
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,476
-[woman 2] Meet you in there, baby.
-[Joe] Get in the car, please!
1323
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,017
-Hello?
-[Jennifer] Hey, babe.
1324
00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,059
Hey... Hey!
1325
00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:27,434
I think this is the wrong number.
1326
00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:30,351
-I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
-[Joe] Hah! I can explain that.
1327
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:32,184
-I can, I can give you...
-No, thank you.
1328
00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,601
Um, I'm just calling you back.
1329
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:35,101
Unless now's not a good time.
1330
00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:37,476
No. No, no, no. No!
This... this is a great time.
1331
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,184
-Joe! Come on!
-[thud]
1332
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:41,017
[woman 2] Hurry up. Get your dick in here!
1333
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:42,601
[barking]
1334
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:45,267
-Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
-Who is that?
1335
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,309
I'm in the v... I'm in the big van.
1336
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,851
[Jennifer] Who the fuck is that?
1337
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:52,226
Oh, who's that? You... No. Ah. That's, um...
1338
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,559
Hunter... So this...
1339
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,476
[chuckles] It's crazy. He broke up...
1340
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,392
-[woman 2] Whether you like it or not?
-[beep]
1341
00:52:57,416 --> 00:52:59,059
You're gonna give me that dick!
1342
00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,684
No dick for you.
1343
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:01,726
-[beep]
-You there?
1344
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,142
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could... Give me...
1345
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,934
Give me, like...
give me, like, a quick minute.
1346
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:08,434
-Let me deal with some stuff real quick...
-No.
1347
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:12,267
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.
1348
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:13,934
-I can't.
-What? Why would you say that?
1349
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,059
-You are the priority.
-I'm not.
1350
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:19,267
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.
1351
00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:22,101
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.
1352
00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,851
-I'll be gone when you get back.
-No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.
1353
00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:26,625
-[disconnection tone]
-That's...
1354
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333
[woman 2] Baby,
you done with your phone call?
1355
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,833
[Latin hip-hop music playing in limo]
1356
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416
[Mason] Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?
1357
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.
1358
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
Okay, so... what are you gonna do about it?
1359
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.
1360
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,017
I got the perfect thing.
1361
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:50,267
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz
1362
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:52,684
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?
1363
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:57,250
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?
1364
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,892
Sure.
1365
00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:00,208
Do you love this woman?
1366
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,767
Yes.
1367
00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:05,017
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1368
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:06,601
Don't think, just answer.
1369
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,791
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
1370
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,392
Yes.
1371
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,041
You passed the test.
1372
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,351
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the...
1373
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,392
No, the test had like, a hundred questions
1374
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,392
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.
1375
00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:23,601
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.
1376
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:27,267
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.
1377
00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,226
Mmm.
1378
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:33,934
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?
1379
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:36,309
Go home and tell her that you love her,
1380
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:39,166
that you wanna be with her forever.
1381
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916
I promise you, if she is the right one,
1382
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333
she will take you as you are.
1383
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,458
Wow.
1384
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
-[poignant music playing]
-How old are you again?
1385
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:51,750
[clicks tongue and chuckles]
1386
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:54,934
-[Hunter] Well, I got it.
-Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?
1387
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,267
-[Scarlett] A shot!
-[bride] Yes!
1388
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,642
I'm not getting married, guys!
1389
00:54:57,666 --> 00:55:00,976
-So I can still have some fun. Come on!
-[cheering]
1390
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,059
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
1391
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:04,392
-[woman 2] Yeah!
-[bride] Whoo!
1392
00:55:04,416 --> 00:55:06,059
You guys should talk, man.
1393
00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:09,642
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1394
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,726
-Whoo! I like that. I like that.
-Yeah!
1395
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:15,226
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's... it's pretty amazing.
1396
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:17,892
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,
1397
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:20,101
that's the stuff worth fighting for.
1398
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:23,976
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.
1399
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,458
I hope so.
1400
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,184
Hey, I've been meanin', uh...
to talk to you about somethin'.
1401
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,059
-Yeah.
-It's a little, um... work-related.
1402
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,083
[yawning] Uh-huh.
1403
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,476
-[woman 2] Hi! All out of beverage.
-[bride] We're doing shots.
1404
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,017
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.
1405
00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:42,434
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.
1406
00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:45,476
I have some for you.
[echoing] Glug-glug-glug.
1407
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,976
That last shot, though,
I think I might have... made a mistake.
1408
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,392
-[giggles]
-Guys, it's all spinning.
1409
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,642
-[Nick] You gonna take care of me...
-What's goin' on?
1410
00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,309
[Hunter] This car is so long.
1411
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,916
-[suspenseful music playing]
-Hey.
1412
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:58,351
[mumbles]
1413
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:00,101
[bride] What, baby?
What you worried about?
1414
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,916
[slurring] Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.
1415
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:10,976
[echoing] I know you fucking lying...
1416
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
You fucking lying... lying...
1417
00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,559
[echoing] Night-night, bitch.
1418
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,666
[laughter echoing]
1419
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,916
[music fades]
1420
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,250
[seabirds calling]
1421
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,875
[Mason coughing]
1422
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,250
[Nick groans]
1423
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,767
[Mason] Yo, is everybody okay?
1424
00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:45,851
[Hunter] I think so.
1425
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,476
[Mason] Shit!
1426
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,208
They stole my phone and my wallet.
1427
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,559
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.
1428
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:54,625
[Nick] Wait, what?
1429
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,976
What the fuck? Wait, they...
1430
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,476
-They fucking robbed us, man.
-[Mason] That's what I just said.
1431
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,476
[Nick] I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.
1432
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:05,267
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.
1433
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,726
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.
1434
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,309
Oh, shut the fuck up.
1435
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,583
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.
1436
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,517
-Freshman, the girls robbed us.
-Huh?
1437
00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:17,892
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.
1438
00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:18,976
Girls can be bad?
1439
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,083
Wait. Wait, wait.
1440
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958
Where's the book, dude?
1441
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958
The fucking book, guys.
1442
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,184
They stole the fucking book, man.
1443
00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,434
-They took the fucking book, Joe!
-I'm sorry.
1444
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:32,517
-This big excursion, so fun, man.
-I'm sorry.
1445
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:35,291
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!
1446
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,351
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?
1447
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:41,559
-We don't even know where we are.
-We could be in fucking Cuba.
1448
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,559
We're not in Cuba.
1449
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:46,041
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?
1450
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,726
Come on, on your feet. Let's just...
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.
1451
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,833
["(I Got) So Much Trouble in My Mind"
by Sir Joe Quarterman playing]
1452
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,666
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
1453
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,625
♪ Give me the strength to carry on... ♪
1454
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291
[Freshman] Hey, Joe, this a beach.
1455
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,267
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.
1456
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,791
♪ Think about it ♪
1457
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,583
♪ I think about it, I think about it... ♪
1458
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,267
[Hunter] Tiny-ass island.
1459
00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:18,351
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.
1460
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,101
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.
1461
00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:22,309
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.
1462
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,809
No, Freshman, just eat each other.
1463
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,684
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.
1464
00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:28,828
-[Nick] You will be the first one.
-[Joe] I'm not...
1465
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,476
-[Nick] Shit.
-[Joe] Hold on.
1466
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,476
-[Freshman and Mason] What?
-A boat. Look.
1467
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,291
-There's a boat!
-[all] Hey! Hey!
1468
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:37,976
-[Freshman] Hey.
-[Hunter] Hey, sir.
1469
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,601
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1470
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,809
-[click]
-What the hell? Where did you come from?
1471
00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:43,309
Have you been watching us?
1472
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,726
Yeah, from... from over there.
1473
00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:47,476
Look, it's an emergency.
These women... girls, rather,
1474
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,101
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?
1475
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,017
Self-respect.
1476
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:52,851
-Bad people.
-Pretty people, though.
1477
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,458
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.
1478
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,083
[dramatic music playing]
1479
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,434
[man 1 shouting on deck]
Twist it, twist it!
1480
00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:04,184
[man 2] If it's there, we breathe in!
1481
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,767
[heavy footsteps]
1482
00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:07,851
-[man 1] Yeah! It stinks...
-Tell you what, man.
1483
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:11,017
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.
1484
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,809
If that fisherman hadn't been there...
1485
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:14,184
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.
1486
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:16,351
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?
1487
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,809
-We're on a boat.
-No, I know we're on a boat, man.
1488
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,017
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.
1489
00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:23,017
-What is all this fucking shit?
-Probably fish.
1490
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:25,184
-[Mason] Let's just open it.
-[Nick] It should be fish.
1491
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:27,226
[Hunter] It's not fish.
Why would it be locked up?
1492
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:28,750
-[Nick] Okay.
-[Mason sighs]
1493
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,226
[Nick] Wh... what is that?
1494
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:33,184
Pool noodle?
1495
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:35,476
-Freshly used.
-It's not a pool noodle.
1496
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,767
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the...
1497
00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:39,309
-[squelching]
-In the pool.
1498
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,767
-Heavier than they normally would be.
-[Nick] What's so funny?
1499
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:44,184
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?
1500
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,976
[Freshman] The boxes say
"Kujira no penisu."
1501
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,267
What language is that? What?
1502
00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,767
-[Freshman] Every box is in Japanese.
-You can read Japanese?
1503
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:51,809
-[Freshman] Yeah.
-What do you mean, "yeah"?
1504
00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:53,559
-I'm a hyperpolyglot.
-You're a what?
1505
00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,851
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.
1506
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,267
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?
1507
00:59:57,291 --> 00:59:59,851
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.
1508
00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:02,101
-[Joe] You couldn't start with that?
-[Mason] Hey, relax.
1509
01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:05,351
-Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
-There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.
1510
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:07,309
-These are extremely valuable.
-[Nick] What?
1511
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,184
There's a whole black market
to sell these.
1512
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:11,726
-They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
-How do you know?
1513
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:14,142
-Did you study whale dicks?
-Briefly, online.
1514
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,934
-Is this illegal?
-They're fucking smugglers.
1515
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,226
-I told you!
-[Nick] Sh, sh!
1516
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,267
-[footsteps]
-Sh, sh, sh!
1517
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:19,351
[helicopter hovering]
1518
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:21,601
[dramatic music playing]
1519
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,559
[woman] This is the US Coast Guard.
1520
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:26,142
Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.
1521
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:27,809
[man 1] Board this, asshole!
1522
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,392
-[Hunter] We gotta get outta here now.
-[Joe] Do not go out there.
1523
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:33,184
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,
1524
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,476
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.
1525
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,934
-[man 1] They're not getting my penises!
-[gunshot]
1526
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:39,875
[gunfire]
1527
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,559
Do not fucking move.
1528
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,142
-Don't move? They're shooting!
-I don't give a shit what they do.
1529
01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:48,892
-[Nick] I don't wanna get shot.
-You'll get shot if you go up there.
1530
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:49,934
We're gonna stay here.
1531
01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:51,059
-[Freshman] Hey.
-Stay here.
1532
01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:53,416
[woman] Drop your weapons
and put your hands up.
1533
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,184
[man 1] Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?
1534
01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:57,267
-[gunfire]
-[Joe] Listen.
1535
01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,934
-[man 1] Whoo!
-They jumped off the boat.
1536
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,726
-[Nick] What do you mean?
-They jumped off!
1537
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,500
-So who's driving the fucking boat?
-There's no one driving the fucking boat.
1538
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,642
[Nick] Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!
1539
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:09,934
-[Freshman yelps]
-[Nick] Oh no!
1540
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,976
-Go, go!
-[Mason] Get the fuck out!
1541
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,934
-[Nick] What? Oh shit.
-[Mason] Get the fuck out!
1542
01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,684
-[all yelling]
-[Nick] I got it.
1543
01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:17,267
Okay, I got it.
1544
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,226
[Joe] Oh!
1545
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:20,601
-Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
-Okay.
1546
01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:21,517
-Turn it?
-Hurry up!
1547
01:01:21,541 --> 01:01:22,601
-[Joe] And push.
-Come on!
1548
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,726
-It ain't opening!
-Sorry!
1549
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,351
-I'm really sorry.
-What are you sorry about? Get it open!
1550
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,892
-We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
-No.
1551
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,892
-What?
-Can't do three.
1552
01:01:29,916 --> 01:01:32,267
-[Nick] What?
-I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.
1553
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,601
-Okay, fine. Fuck!
-You ready?
1554
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,559
One, two, three, four.
1555
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:36,851
-[metal grinding]
-[Nick groans]
1556
01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,142
-[Joe] I told you.
-[Nick] Yes!
1557
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,726
-All my life.
-I've never done on four.
1558
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,101
-I can't.
-I've only done three.
1559
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:43,142
-I've never been able to do three.
-Go!
1560
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,726
-Go!
-Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.
1561
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,642
-[Hunter] Wait for me.
-[Joe] Grab a whale dick!
1562
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,666
Swim to the beach.
1563
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,226
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?
1564
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,750
-I got a dick.
-Grab a dick!
1565
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,767
-[music fades]
-[Joe] It's good these things float.
1566
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,559
[Freshman] They way better
than pool noodles.
1567
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,642
-[Mason] I just need to lay down.
-[Hunter] I swallowed so much water.
1568
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:05,583
[Nick] I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.
1569
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,184
[Freshman sighs] I'm so thirsty.
1570
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,476
[Mason sighs]
1571
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,875
[all groaning]
1572
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:16,976
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.
1573
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,059
-Without these dicks, we don't make it.
-Hey, Joe.
1574
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,434
-[Joe] Yeah?
-There's a jellyfish.
1575
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:23,184
[Joe] Oh, shit!
Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.
1576
01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:24,976
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.
1577
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,142
-Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
-What?
1578
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,726
-[Hunter] I think it got you.
-Joe.
1579
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,351
-It got who?
-[Nick] Your face!
1580
01:02:29,375 --> 01:02:31,059
-It got me on the fuckin' face?
-[all] Oh!
1581
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,642
-[Hunter] Oh, my God!
-[Mason] Oh, shit!
1582
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,101
[all wailing]
1583
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,142
-Do you feel anything?
-Guys, I think it got me!
1584
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,976
-[Mason] Yeah, no, we know!
-It got me!
1585
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,351
-Use the dick.
-What?
1586
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:42,184
-The dick has healing properties.
-Is it fuckin' swollen?
1587
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:44,851
-If you put your face on it, it will help.
-No! No!
1588
01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:47,392
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.
1589
01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:49,184
That's bullshit, man!
1590
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,750
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.
1591
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,351
[Joe] Whatever it is,
it's numbing it a little.
1592
01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:59,875
[all laughing helplessly]
1593
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,559
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.
1594
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:06,934
-Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
-[Nick] That whale will never forget you!
1595
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:09,642
Okay, that's not...
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.
1596
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:11,934
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.
1597
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,017
I need ginger.
1598
01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:14,892
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,
1599
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,892
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.
1600
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,333
God, it fuckin' hurts.
1601
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,267
That got pretty epic back there,
1602
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,059
but... we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.
1603
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,666
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.
1604
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250
I was thinking, um...
1605
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,267
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.
1606
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:32,833
Say that again?
1607
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,267
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.
1608
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,309
So I want you there on my big day. Please.
1609
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:42,351
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?
1610
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:43,809
-All right. Let's...
-I mean that.
1611
01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,101
-Let's go get you some Benadryl.
-Yeah, I'm fine.
1612
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:48,976
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.
1613
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,851
[man] I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?
1614
01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:53,142
What is this guy, a ghost?
1615
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:55,559
There's too many people
on the streets talking.
1616
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:58,142
If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?
1617
01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,059
-Fuck no.
-Stop.
1618
01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:01,184
-I want my drugs back. Tonight.
-Go back.
1619
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,226
Stop.
1620
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,851
-Fuck! There he is.
-What?
1621
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,684
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.
1622
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:09,101
-Pull up the address.
-He's renting one of our properties?
1623
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:11,642
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.
1624
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,559
And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
1625
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:16,517
He's a fucking dead man.
1626
01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]
1627
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,166
[group groaning]
1628
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,351
-[Mason] Unbelievable.
-[shoes thud]
1629
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,250
[Hunter] Holy shit, my feet hurt.
1630
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,517
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?
1631
01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:30,851
[Nick groans]
1632
01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:32,142
-[Hunter] Thanks.
-[Joe] Mm-hmm.
1633
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,809
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.
1634
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,017
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.
1635
01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,017
[Joe] It's a good idea, Mason.
A real good idea.
1636
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:41,559
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.
1637
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:44,017
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?
1638
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,416
[suspenseful music playing]
1639
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,017
Ohh... Oh, that's right.
1640
01:04:48,041 --> 01:04:49,125
What is this?
1641
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,267
-[Hunter] What's up?
-"Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?
1642
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,434
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?
1643
01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,976
This is a fucking marketing campaign?
1644
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,892
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.
1645
01:05:00,916 --> 01:05:04,976
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.
1646
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,309
Bro, look at the angle on this.
1647
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,517
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!
1648
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:12,017
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.
1649
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:15,684
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored
1650
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:18,059
that you com modified our life
just to sell shit?
1651
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:20,892
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?
1652
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:21,934
I feel violated.
1653
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:24,684
-Hunter...
-You exploited us without our consent!
1654
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:26,434
For your own personal shit.
1655
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,851
You're a monster, Joe.
1656
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:28,851
Now, that's enough.
1657
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:30,267
That is enough!
1658
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:32,958
-I'm not a monster!
-[Freshman] Joe.
1659
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,059
I don't feel Miami no more, man.
1660
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:39,726
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.
1661
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,583
You still in Miami.
1662
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.
1663
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.
1664
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,767
-[scoffs]
-Fuck you, Joe.
1665
01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:54,208
Fuck me? I'm... I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.
1666
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,750
Almost.
1667
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416
[sighs heavily] This is crazy, guys.
1668
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,142
-I trusted you, man.
-[Joe] Hey. Hey.
1669
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:06,226
Out of all people, you...
you the one that should be on my side.
1670
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,809
After what you said, remember?
1671
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:11,625
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
1672
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,351
Did you not say that to me?
1673
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,208
I know he's all drugged up.
1674
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,351
There's no way you said that to him.
1675
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,392
[poignant music playing]
1676
01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:22,166
-[Joe] Tell him, Mason.
-Right?
1677
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791
Yeah.
1678
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,809
Yeah, you know what, Nick?
1679
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:31,351
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.
1680
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:35,434
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?
1681
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:38,142
It was just nice
1682
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:41,601
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged
1683
01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:45,184
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.
1684
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:48,934
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.
1685
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:52,517
-That's how I show you...
-I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.
1686
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:53,642
Let it land.
1687
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:55,750
-Shut up, Joe!
-Shut the fuck up, Joe!
1688
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333
-Fair.
-You know what?
1689
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,434
-Your little project?
-Don't do that.
1690
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,476
-Mmm?
-Hey, uh, okay, Nick?
1691
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:05,351
-I'm gonna tell you this one time.
-Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?
1692
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:08,684
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.
1693
01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:11,184
-Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
-[Joe] No, Nick, no...
1694
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:13,309
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?
1695
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,559
Goddamn it! You done did it.
1696
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:16,767
Ah, shit!
1697
01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:19,351
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.
1698
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,458
You...
1699
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,434
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?
1700
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,476
You a bad person, Joe.
1701
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,851
Yeah, you better walk away.
1702
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:31,601
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.
1703
01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:35,166
[scoffs] I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?
1704
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833
Joe, you gotta leave, man.
1705
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,750
[poignant music playing]
1706
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,726
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
1707
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:53,226
Well, my name is still on that contract.
1708
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,666
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?
1709
01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,833
[lively Latin pop music playing in bar]
1710
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958
Mmm.
1711
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791
Aah.
1712
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,309
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.
1713
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:12,809
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?
1714
01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:14,666
Having such a bad day.
1715
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,809
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.
1716
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,101
Can't pay for shit.
1717
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:21,142
-God damn.
-What'd you just say?
1718
01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:23,142
-Hmm?
-You said you can't pay for this?
1719
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,541
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.
1720
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,434
[woman] Whoo!
1721
01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:32,708
Whoo! Yeah!
1722
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,809
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
1723
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:39,458
[dramatic salsa music playing]
1724
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625
-[woman laughs]
-[man] Hey!
1725
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,250
[grunts]
1726
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,434
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!
1727
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,059
[women] Shots! Shots! Shots!
1728
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,892
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!
1729
01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,892
They're fuckin' robbers!
1730
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,458
Don't trust them!
1731
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,184
Aah!
1732
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,934
I was having...
1733
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,059
[Joe] Aah!
1734
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:11,434
[grunting] Aah!
1735
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,684
-[bride] Hey, what the fuck was that?
-[Joe] Yah!
1736
01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,559
-Oh, shit!
-Surprise, bitches!
1737
01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:17,726
-Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
-[tires screech]
1738
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,684
-[all exclaiming]
-Oh my God!
1739
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,434
-Everybody stay still!
-What the fuck?
1740
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:25,142
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!
1741
01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,184
-What, man?
-[Joe] No!
1742
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,059
-Oh, fuck!
-[Joe] Don't you fucking drink that!
1743
01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,892
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!
1744
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,416
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.
1745
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,726
He drank it.
1746
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:36,559
-Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
-He's smashed.
1747
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,934
-Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
-He just looks like that!
1748
01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,559
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!
1749
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,101
-Fuck this shit! I'm out.
-No, no...
1750
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:46,101
[Joe] You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.
1751
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,017
-Put somethin' on his system.
-Noted!
1752
01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,833
[Joe] Get him some fuckin' water!
1753
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,434
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.
1754
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,476
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.
1755
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,017
Easy way is real simple.
1756
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,291
Give us our shit.
1757
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041
You mean
1758
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,726
our shit, yeah?
1759
01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:06,934
-Oh, you want it?
-Well!
1760
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:08,934
-Somebody's smart about their choice.
-Want it?
1761
01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:12,434
["Victory Lap" by Fred again..,
Skepta & PlaqueBoyMax playing]
1762
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,017
[echoing groan]
1763
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:15,708
[Joe] Oh, shit!
1764
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,476
Get off! Get off of me!
1765
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,000
Man, shut the fuck up!
1766
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,142
-Get his ass! Fuck him up.
-[woman 2] Get out! Get the fuck out!
1767
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,892
-Y'all tryin' to kill me?
-Get the fuck out!
1768
01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,041
[Joe wailing]
1769
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,767
-Get the fuck out!
-Get your fuckin' hands off me!
1770
01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:30,892
[Scarlett shrieks]
1771
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:31,892
[all yelp]
1772
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:34,267
♪ But now we're on stage
And a milli gets made ♪
1773
01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:35,934
♪ I need that, I need that, Greaze... ♪
1774
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:37,875
-Yes!
-Sit your ass down!
1775
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000
I'll fuck you up!
1776
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,958
[slowed-down yelling]
1777
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,934
-[groans]
-[Joe] What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
1778
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,166
You die!
1779
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!
1780
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458
[woman 2 screams] I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?
1781
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,892
[screaming]
1782
01:10:57,916 --> 01:10:59,083
[Joe] Fuck you, bitches!
1783
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,267
[slowed] Oh, shit!
1784
01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:04,184
[screaming]
1785
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,976
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!
1786
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,083
[slowed-down yelling]
1787
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,601
[tires screeching]
1788
01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:18,250
[shrieking and groaning]
1789
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,517
[screaming]
1790
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:25,601
♪ Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky
Plug said he want 16 for the pound ♪
1791
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,517
♪ But I'm tryna get it
Under a rack like Saudi ♪
1792
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:30,021
-♪ Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy ♪
-[bride] Get his ass!
1793
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,726
-♪ Grills like Foreman ♪
-[Joe] I'm getting the fuck out of here!
1794
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,430
-[driver] Watch out! Oh!
-[women yelling]
1795
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,958
Get over here!
1796
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,809
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!
1797
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,017
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!
1798
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:50,267
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!
1799
01:11:50,291 --> 01:11:52,434
♪ I need that, I need that
I need that, I need that ♪
1800
01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:54,184
I got your scrapbook back.
1801
01:11:54,208 --> 01:11:57,184
-It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'...
-[all yelling]
1802
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,851
What the fuck are you doing?
1803
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,142
-I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
-Thought I was who?
1804
01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,059
Drug guys, man.
1805
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:03,684
-What?
-[Freshman] They took Mason!
1806
01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:05,559
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?
1807
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:06,517
-The wedding?
-Yeah.
1808
01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:08,517
-There was four of us, now three?
-I know Mason.
1809
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,392
-Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
-I know who the fuck Mason is!
1810
01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,892
-They took him!
-I'm losing a lotta patience with you.
1811
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,809
-With me? You made us drug dealers!
-Yes.
1812
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:19,559
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.
1813
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:22,559
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin
1814
01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:24,142
trying to move into their territory.
1815
01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:26,601
-Who thinks that?
-They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.
1816
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:29,267
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.
1817
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,851
-What drugs?
-Yeah, "What drugs?"
1818
01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:33,351
Yeah, what drug...
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?
1819
01:12:33,375 --> 01:12:37,267
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.
1820
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:39,309
-I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
-[Nick] You did!
1821
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,892
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,
1822
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:42,976
they're gonna kill Mason.
1823
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,309
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.
1824
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:47,976
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.
1825
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,601
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.
1826
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:50,892
You sound like fuckin' idiots!
1827
01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:54,625
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the...
1828
01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:58,684
[gasps]
1829
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,892
-[Hunter] Careful.
-[Joe] The jet skis!
1830
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:03,836
-When you go down the stairs, make a left.
-[Freshman] Come on, come on!
1831
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,434
-[Hunter] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Joe] Oh, God.
1832
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,184
-[Hunter] Over here, over here.
-[Freshman] How you open it?
1833
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,767
-[Nick groans]
-[Hunter] Oh, the front.
1834
01:13:10,791 --> 01:13:12,226
-Hold the top.
-Oh! Oh!
1835
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,809
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.
1836
01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:17,625
-I don't know about that math, man.
-Guys, what is it?
1837
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,017
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.
1838
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,375
Bunch of it, man.
1839
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,726
-[Nick] Oh, shit.
-[dialing]
1840
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,601
[outgoing call ringing]
1841
01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:27,958
[man] You bitches have my drugs?
1842
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,392
Yes, but... but listen, we... we have them,
1843
01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:32,851
but I just wanna tell you that we...
1844
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:33,958
Who's this?
1845
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458
Um... This is Joe Nixon.
1846
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,559
I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.
1847
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:42,726
Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.
1848
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,601
-[Nick] Oh, my...
-Okay, so here's the thing...
1849
01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,767
[hangs up]
1850
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:48,142
-Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
-Oh, my...
1851
01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:49,767
Oh, fuck, no.
1852
01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,833
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call...
call him back and be Ricardo.
1853
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291
-It's not that easy.
-Just call Ricardo.
1854
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,601
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.
1855
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:00,809
-[Hunter] Chill out.
-It's not a different guy. It's a...
1856
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,601
-It's him.
-What?
1857
01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:05,434
-[Nick] Just...
-Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.
1858
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:07,726
-Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
-He's inside of him?
1859
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,851
-It sounded weird.
-Wait.
1860
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:10,684
It's not voluntary.
1861
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:13,500
All right?
It only happens if I... if I do the shit.
1862
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,291
What?
1863
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583
Okay, so...
1864
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,642
[both sniff]
1865
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:22,434
[tense music playing]
1866
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,101
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.
1867
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,375
-Come on, Joe, it's just... it's just coke.
-Yep, just get in there.
1868
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,458
[sighs] For Mason.
1869
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,476
Oh. [sighs]
1870
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,708
[snorts]
1871
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041
-Whew!
-Oh.
1872
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916
[Joe] Hah!
1873
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,601
-Whoo!
-Did it work?
1874
01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:46,458
Yeah, are you... are you Ricardo?
1875
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250
God, please speak Spanish.
1876
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,892
-[Joe groans]
-[Freshman] You wanna salsa yet?
1877
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:52,726
-[Nick] Buenos... buenos días.
-[sighs]
1878
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,392
Hola, Ricardo?
1879
01:14:54,416 --> 01:14:56,267
Hola? ¿Cómo estás?
1880
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,500
[tense music playing]
1881
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,642
No, still Joe.
1882
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:03,726
-[Nick] Fuck!
-Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.
1883
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:04,976
Um... Do more.
1884
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:05,892
-Yeah.
-What?
1885
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,726
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.
1886
01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:10,934
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.
1887
01:15:10,958 --> 01:15:12,309
-No. No.
-Wait. What if Joe dies?
1888
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:13,267
That's a good point.
1889
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,851
What if Joe dies?
What if Mason dies, dawg?
1890
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,476
-You gotta just do it.
-I didn't put anything on my stomach.
1891
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,767
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.
1892
01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:22,559
-Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
-Do more!
1893
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,892
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.
1894
01:15:24,916 --> 01:15:26,559
-Then after that, another beat.
-A beat?
1895
01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:28,101
-If I don't...
-What's he talking about?
1896
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:29,892
-What are you talking about?
-Do more, man!
1897
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:31,351
-No, you gotta...
-Hey, fuck it.
1898
01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:33,559
-You're doing more cocaine.
-[Joe] No, no! Oh!
1899
01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:35,267
-Do it!
-[Joe] Oh, fuck!
1900
01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:36,892
-[sneezing]
-Oh. Oh!
1901
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:38,059
[squeaks]
1902
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,809
[wheezes]
1903
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,208
What the fuck was that?
1904
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,434
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.
1905
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,017
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?
1906
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,559
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.
1907
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,517
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?
1908
01:15:49,541 --> 01:15:51,541
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's...
1909
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,833
[dramatic music playing]
1910
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,291
[Nick gasps]
1911
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458
-[Freshman gasps]
-Oh, shit.
1912
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791
Where did he get glasses from?
1913
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:18,791
[clicks tongue]
1914
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333
[Hunter] Did it work?
1915
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791
Are you Ricardo?
1916
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:25,392
[Joe sniffs]
1917
01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:27,892
-[Freshman] Is he all right?
-Something happened. I don't know.
1918
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,976
-[Nick] Say something.
-[Hunter] How you feelin'?
1919
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,250
-Did you...
-¡Cállate!
1920
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208
We was trying to call you, man.
1921
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,708
Enough.
1922
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,267
Dial the fucking number.
1923
01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:41,476
-Okay.
-[Hunter] Dial it.
1924
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:43,184
-Yeah. Okay.
-Put it on "peaker" phone.
1925
01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:45,392
-What?
-Put it on "peaker" phone.
1926
01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,309
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.
1927
01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:48,476
[tense music playing]
1928
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,559
-"Peaker" phone. There ya go.
-[outgoing call rings]
1929
01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:53,059
-[clicks tongue]
-[drug boss] This better be Ricardo.
1930
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:54,166
Sí.
1931
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375
And you are?
1932
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,017
We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?
1933
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:01,750
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
1934
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,017
-No, we have them.
-It depends.
1935
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:06,517
Depends on if you have my niño.
1936
01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:07,892
That's "boy."
1937
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,684
-Hmm?
-I have your niño.
1938
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,875
Listen.
1939
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,851
You listen good.
1940
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,642
Oh, he's... he's negotiating.
1941
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:18,250
If there is one scratch... on him,
1942
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,601
one scratch,
1943
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:23,267
you and me, we gon' have a problem.
1944
01:17:23,291 --> 01:17:24,809
Big problem.
1945
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,226
Hmm?
1946
01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:30,666
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.
1947
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,017
You hear me?
1948
01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:35,809
Why don't I just kill him now?
1949
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:36,833
Fuck.
1950
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,976
[Joe] I'll tell you why!
1951
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,684
Because you no want no war.
1952
01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:42,375
I want war.
1953
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,309
I love war.
1954
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:48,226
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?
1955
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:49,250
Hmm?
1956
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,392
I already partner with the yakuza.
1957
01:17:52,416 --> 01:17:53,767
They with me today.
1958
01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,351
-No! Why are you saying that?
-Hmm.
1959
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,809
You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.
1960
01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:59,101
I no lie!
1961
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:04,333
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?
1962
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,642
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.
1963
01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,892
Why are you doing this, man? No.
1964
01:18:08,916 --> 01:18:09,916
Yakuza.
1965
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,708
Speak.
1966
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,020
[in Japanese] Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.
1967
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,541
Boom.
1968
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041
Like a big bomb go off.
1969
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458
So now you listen to me.
1970
01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416
We are going to do a trade.
1971
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,517
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.
1972
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,166
-Hey, maybe you should...
-Hey.
1973
01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,392
-I would just...
-Yah!
1974
01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,309
Oh!
1975
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:39,434
-What the fuck, dude?
-[Joe] Enough.
1976
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,934
Slapped the fuck outta you.
1977
01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:42,059
Silence.
1978
01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,291
Oh!
1979
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,309
Do we have a deal?
1980
01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:46,750
-Ow! What?
-[Joe] Huh?
1981
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,476
Sending you a location.
1982
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,434
-Aah.
-Oh, yes.
1983
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,601
You make the right decision.
1984
01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:55,642
I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.
1985
01:18:55,666 --> 01:18:58,476
And I look forward to fucking your mother.
1986
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,267
-What the fuck, man?
-Wait a minute.
1987
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:02,434
-[Hunter] Too far.
-What is that?
1988
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:04,892
-[Hunter] Ricardo!
-Don't fuck with Ricardo.
1989
01:19:04,916 --> 01:19:06,142
-That's great.
-[phone buzzes]
1990
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,851
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.
1991
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:08,851
Oh, it's an address.
1992
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,226
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.
1993
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,267
Get all of the drugs and just get out...
1994
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:14,333
Wait!
1995
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,101
[dramatic music playing]
1996
01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,500
[sniffs]
1997
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208
Hmm.
1998
01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:20,809
[sniffs]
1999
01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:22,208
This is good.
2000
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083
If we are going to party,
2001
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.
2002
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208
And you, well, you will do the same.
2003
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,791
Hmm?
2004
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,958
♪ Estoy ♪
2005
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375
♪ El camino ♪
2006
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625
-Aah!
-♪ Yeah ♪
2007
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,458
¡Vamos!
2008
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,101
Vamos, yeah. I don't know.
2009
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:48,458
♪ Hang on, I be gettin' to the money ♪
2010
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,625
♪ Everybody mad ♪
2011
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,500
♪ Think I'm gettin' too much money ♪
2012
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791
♪ Everybody mad ♪
2013
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:01,416
♪ The same ol' nigga from the block ♪
2014
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333
♪ The same old nigga with the pot ♪
2015
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:06,976
♪ The same old nigga from the trap ♪
2016
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,434
♪ Everybody hated on him
Then he bounced right back ♪
2017
01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:13,267
♪ I done spent
A whole lotta time overseas ♪
2018
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,226
♪ Doublin' my money
'Cause you know I want cheese ♪
2019
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,809
♪ I been in my hometown
Playin' with the keys ♪
2020
01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:22,059
♪ When they fell off the boat
Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize ♪
2021
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,976
♪ I know it's a whole lotta niggas
That was hatin' ♪
2022
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,142
♪ All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's ♪
2023
01:20:29,166 --> 01:20:30,142
[music stops]
2024
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:31,166
[tense music playing]
2025
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:33,583
[Mason whimpers]
2026
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,684
-Ricardo, you good? You okay?
-[Joe] Hmm?
2027
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,184
No. The fucking coke wore off.
2028
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,684
-What?
-I can feel my goddamn teeth.
2029
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,642
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.
2030
01:20:44,666 --> 01:20:45,726
-It's gone.
-[Nick] Got it.
2031
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:49,059
-I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
-[Hunter] Do not take your dick out.
2032
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:50,851
-It's long. They won't know what to do.
-Yo!
2033
01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,434
[all yelp]
2034
01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:55,375
-You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
-Just follow my lead.
2035
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,101
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.
2036
01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,851
[ominous music playing]
2037
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:00,875
Loco.
2038
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:02,916
[Mason gasping]
2039
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,684
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!
2040
01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:09,041
Okay, okay.
2041
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666
Papi's here.
2042
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416
Game's over.
2043
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083
-So.
-[sighs]
2044
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?
2045
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,267
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.
2046
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:24,000
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?
2047
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,516
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?
2048
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,851
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.
2049
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:34,476
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?
2050
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,934
What kind of person are you?
2051
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:38,559
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive
2052
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:40,017
because he was a little person?
2053
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:42,559
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person
2054
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,059
with his fucking clothes on?
2055
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:45,601
[Mason groans]
2056
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:48,059
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.
2057
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:51,559
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
2058
01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,375
[thunder rumbles]
2059
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833
It's a simple fucking question.
2060
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:00,458
[music fades]
2061
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833
Why are you clapping?
2062
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give... give me a gun.
2063
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,309
-[music resumes]
-[gun cocks]
2064
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:17,684
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.
2065
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:20,059
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.
2066
01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:23,517
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.
2067
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,416
[all screaming]
2068
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875
-Oh my God!
-Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!
2069
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,392
Okay. All right.
2070
01:22:31,416 --> 01:22:32,684
You wanna know the truth?
2071
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:33,851
I'm nobody.
2072
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:37,267
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party
2073
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,934
because I'm... I'm scared.
2074
01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:41,333
-[poignant music playing]
-I'm scared to grow up, man.
2075
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,184
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.
2076
01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,458
It's some... it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.
2077
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,642
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.
2078
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:51,726
My name is Joe Nixon.
2079
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:53,601
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.
2080
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:56,767
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.
2081
01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:58,934
-We had no idea.
-[Hunter] No idea.
2082
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,500
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.
2083
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,851
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.
2084
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:10,017
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,
2085
01:23:10,041 --> 01:23:11,583
and I'm scared.
2086
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708
That's my truth.
2087
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,851
All this is because...
you had a midlife crisis?
2088
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:22,892
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said... I gave you more examples.
2089
01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:26,517
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord
2090
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:28,059
with a shitty fucking accent?
2091
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:30,601
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?
2092
01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:33,392
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana
2093
01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:35,017
with a stupid fucking accent!
2094
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:37,166
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?
2095
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,267
-What do you think you sound like?
-[Nick] Joe.
2096
01:23:42,291 --> 01:23:43,267
No.
2097
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:44,809
-[boss] Are you a fucking moron?
-No...
2098
01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:46,642
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,
2099
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:49,851
I... I do a really hilarious
African American accent.
2100
01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,809
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?
2101
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:55,017
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.
2102
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:57,934
-That's... Okay, I get it.
-Are you a fuckin' moron?
2103
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:01,142
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."
2104
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,250
[poignant music continues]
2105
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083
[boss] I miss you, papi.
2106
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:17,875
[thunder rumbling]
2107
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,708
[boss inhales]
2108
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,726
He's crying.
2109
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:24,833
He's fucking crying?
2110
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,101
You smell just like my father.
2111
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,892
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[boss inhales]
2112
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:31,625
You ain't had...
you ain't had a chance to get it out.
2113
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,767
[mouths]
2114
01:24:34,791 --> 01:24:35,958
Love you, papi.
2115
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041
-[music stops]
-Uh...
2116
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,184
Love... love you too.
2117
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:43,791
[music resumes]
2118
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.
2119
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,809
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.
2120
01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,601
You see my son over here?
2121
01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:56,684
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.
2122
01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:58,142
-Love you, Dad.
-[speaks Spanish]
2123
01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:01,309
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.
2124
01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:02,767
Shut up. They don't call you that.
2125
01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:04,726
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.
2126
01:25:04,750 --> 01:25:07,267
-I even got the tattoo and everything.
-Okay, whatever, Jazz.
2127
01:25:07,291 --> 01:25:08,684
-Jaze, Dad, with an E.
-No...
2128
01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:11,476
-Please, just say it.
-Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.
2129
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,500
Go.
2130
01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,184
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's...
2131
01:25:15,208 --> 01:25:17,726
What you guys have? I want that.
2132
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,601
-He takes after his mother.
-Okay.
2133
01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,041
Okay.
2134
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,434
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.
2135
01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:27,226
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,
2136
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:29,309
and that you wanna be with them forever.
2137
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,958
It's the most important thing.
2138
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,559
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.
2139
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:40,583
-Welcome home, buddy.
-Oh!
2140
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,851
-[Nick] We love you.
-[Mason] Oh, my God.
2141
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:44,517
-Joey.
-Yeah?
2142
01:25:44,541 --> 01:25:47,291
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.
2143
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:48,934
Take the coat off.
2144
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:52,226
Yeah, no, abs... absolutely.
2145
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:54,476
You, uh... Yep, just...
2146
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,934
-That's it.
-You want the pants too?
2147
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:56,958
No, no, keep the pants.
2148
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,101
[Hunter] Joe, what is on your ass?
2149
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:07,267
-That's shit.
-[Hunter] What?
2150
01:26:07,291 --> 01:26:08,476
-Huh? What?
-That's shit.
2151
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,642
-[Hunter] I was worried.
-[Joe] The gunshot. It's shit.
2152
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,392
-[Hunter] A scary situation.
-I did.
2153
01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:13,851
-[Nick] Oh my God.
-I did.
2154
01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:15,958
[Latin pop music playing]
2155
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:21,976
[Joe] You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.
2156
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,392
-Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
-October.
2157
01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:25,726
It's July 7, Freshman.
2158
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,958
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.
2159
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500
It's not... it's not on Halloween, Freshman.
2160
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,809
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did
2161
01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:37,059
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.
2162
01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,517
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.
2163
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:41,208
-Become a hero.
-Like Batman?
2164
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,851
-I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
-[Mason] Yep.
2165
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,601
-Right?
-Let him do his thing.
2166
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:49,934
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh...
ruining your weekend, man.
2167
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:53,101
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.
2168
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,267
Yeah.
2169
01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:58,142
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.
2170
01:26:58,166 --> 01:27:00,101
-[Joe] Wow.
-[poignant music playing]
2171
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:02,750
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.
2172
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,392
If I could just give you
a piece of information...
2173
01:27:05,416 --> 01:27:08,416
It's not advice. It's just information.
2174
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,059
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curve balls at you.
2175
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,809
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions
2176
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:16,601
that best suit you and what you have.
2177
01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:18,892
But you protect this. Protect this circle.
2178
01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:22,125
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.
2179
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583
I won't forget that.
2180
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.
2181
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,851
I mean it. For you. For any of you.
2182
01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:32,184
You too, Joe.
2183
01:27:32,208 --> 01:27:33,601
-All of us.
-I don't need it.
2184
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:34,809
-We can do it.
-Let's do it.
2185
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:37,809
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.
2186
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:38,809
-All right.
-Why not?
2187
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,434
-Suit yourself.
-I'll take a hug.
2188
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:43,184
-You wanna touch us?
-Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.
2189
01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:45,916
-[Mason] Let's do it, come on.
-[Hunter] All right.
2190
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,059
-[Joe] Huh? Give me a hug.
-Yeah.
2191
01:27:48,083 --> 01:27:49,723
-[Hunter] Come on.
-[Joe] You know what?
2192
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,226
This makes me feel Miami!
2193
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:53,333
[cheering]
2194
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,517
[plane touches down]
2195
01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:02,851
[woman] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.
2196
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:06,267
For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,
2197
01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,642
-please keep your seat belt fastened...
-[phone buzzes]
2198
01:28:08,666 --> 01:28:11,541
until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.
2199
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,684
[Nick] Sorry I wrecked your shit,
2200
01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:16,642
but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.
2201
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:20,267
♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪
2202
01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:22,250
♪ Big Money, Big Willy... ♪
2203
01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083
This is good.
2204
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583
This is really good.
2205
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,601
♪ I need you all on the floor ♪
2206
01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:34,333
♪ Shut the door, no cap ♪
2207
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,934
♪ We'll go all night
Outta sight, dynamite, no cap... ♪
2208
01:28:41,958 --> 01:28:45,142
-[sighs] Where is he?
-Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.
2209
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:47,226
♪ So, so, so, tell me no lies ♪
2210
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,059
♪ Open up your eyes, hands to the sky ♪
2211
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,726
♪ Uh-oh, why you so fine? ♪
2212
01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:53,000
♪ If you don't mind, baby
Turn up the vibes ♪
2213
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,226
[panting]
2214
01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:01,851
♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪
2215
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,642
♪ Turn up the vibes
Turn up the vibes ♪
2216
01:29:03,666 --> 01:29:05,726
♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪
2217
01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:07,517
♪ Turn up the vibes
Baby, turn up the vibes ♪
2218
01:29:07,541 --> 01:29:09,309
♪ Keep bus sin'
That three-piece bubble pack ♪
2219
01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,184
♪ Sweet tea
Never with bass like Thundercat ♪
2220
01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:13,309
♪ Need someone like wifey
Drippin' like Icee ♪
2221
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:14,684
♪ Hot like light beam fire pack ♪
2222
01:29:14,708 --> 01:29:16,976
♪ Been a runner-up twice
She don't really wanna sightsee ♪
2223
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,809
♪ Show me somethin' nice
And I'm comin' back ♪
2224
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:20,767
♪ No hesi when it's time
Steady on the line ♪
2225
01:29:20,791 --> 01:29:22,916
-Shit.
-♪ See in my eyes I'm really like that ♪
2226
01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:26,934
♪ If you don't mind, turn up the vibe ♪
2227
01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:29,059
-♪Go! ♪
-[Joe] Aah! Hey.
2228
01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:30,142
Um, I...
2229
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:32,601
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?
2230
01:29:32,625 --> 01:29:35,976
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.
2231
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,125
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"
2232
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,809
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,
2233
01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:46,601
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"
2234
01:29:46,625 --> 01:29:48,476
-[gentle, emotional music playing]
-[Joe] And...
2235
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:50,500
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.
2236
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:53,934
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,
2237
01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:58,041
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."
2238
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541
Like, both of my answers are yes.
2239
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?
2240
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,309
Okay, fair. Fair.
2241
01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:10,976
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.
2242
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,684
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.
2243
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,809
Okay, well, what about your pitch?
2244
01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:19,101
What about the goin' away with
the fuck boys, the save-your-job thing?
2245
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,625
Fuck that pitch. I'm not...
I'm not worried about the pitch.
2246
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,517
I'm missin' it right now.
2247
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:26,583
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.
2248
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958
You know, becoming my own boss.
2249
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,476
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.
2250
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:34,166
I can make my own rules. Relocate.
2251
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291
But that would just be
to be closer to you.
2252
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000
I love you, and I'm sorry.
2253
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750
I don't wanna lose you.
2254
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041
I'm sorry.
2255
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,958
Sorry.
2256
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333
[whispers] Sorry.
2257
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,892
-I love you.
-Love you.
2258
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,041
I love you.
2259
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,392
-♪ Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?
-♪ Happenin' ♪
2260
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:07,517
-♪ Girl, let's get this thing crackin' ♪
-♪ Crackin' ♪
2261
01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:09,267
-♪ You just bend it on over ♪
-♪ Over ♪
2262
01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:11,017
♪ I'll get behind and you make it wind ♪
2263
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:13,309
♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪
2264
01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:14,726
♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong... ♪
2265
01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,726
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?
2266
01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:19,059
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.
2267
01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:20,476
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?
2268
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:21,559
-Hi.
-Hi, good to see you.
2269
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,184
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.
2270
01:31:25,208 --> 01:31:28,226
-Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!
-[Joe] Barry.
2271
01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:30,642
-Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.
-No. Barry.
2272
01:31:30,666 --> 01:31:32,309
-We just bought some cocaine.
-Bye, Barry.
2273
01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:33,934
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!
2274
01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:36,059
-Yeah.
-We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.
2275
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,017
-I know. Beautiful.
-[Joe] Right? Okay.
2276
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,226
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,
2277
01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:42,226
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.
2278
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:43,309
-Oh.
-'Cause I'm your boss.
2279
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,684
-And it's my company.
-Right.
2280
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:47,059
-I will fire you.
-True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.
2281
01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:48,392
-Okay.
-[chuckles] Old!
2282
01:31:48,416 --> 01:31:50,351
-[Jennifer chuckles]
-"Unc"?
2283
01:31:50,375 --> 01:31:52,684
You really made a big impact
with these boys.
2284
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,892
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.
2285
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:58,642
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.
2286
01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,125
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes. Good kids.
2287
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,017
Hi, lovely lady.
2288
01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:05,517
-I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
-Have at it.
2289
01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:06,809
-Hold on.
-I'll return him.
2290
01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:08,392
Hey. Look, don't take me away.
2291
01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:10,976
-Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
-[Mason] Boys, let's go.
2292
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,958
-[Joe] You supposed to be out.
-[Nick] Yeah!
2293
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,767
-[Nick] Come on.
-[Joe] All right.
2294
01:32:14,791 --> 01:32:16,017
Uh... Okay, okay.
2295
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:18,767
-Wait, shots.
-[all] Whoa!
2296
01:32:18,791 --> 01:32:20,726
-[Freshman] Yes, please.
-[Joe] I'm gonna say it.
2297
01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:22,726
-[Mason] Uh...
-Mmm. Emotional check-in time.
2298
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:24,351
-Oh!
-[all laughing] Ooh!
2299
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,726
-Okay!
-[all] Oh!
2300
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,430
-I'll start. I got you.
-You're starting?
2301
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,434
I feel married.
2302
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,726
-Whoo!
-[all exclaiming]
2303
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:31,809
-Hey! Okay.
-[Mason] Yeah.
2304
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,851
Hey, uh... I feel like I'm, uh,
2305
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:35,809
employed.
2306
01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:37,101
-[all exclaiming]
-For now.
2307
01:32:37,125 --> 01:32:38,851
-Okay. Okay, for now.
-[Hunter] Finally!
2308
01:32:38,875 --> 01:32:40,291
I feel...
2309
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,017
out of my slump.
2310
01:32:42,041 --> 01:32:43,767
-[all exclaiming]
-Yeah, that's big.
2311
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,767
That's real big.
2312
01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:46,767
-I feel married, really.
-Why?
2313
01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:49,226
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,
2314
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:50,434
and I wanna get married too.
2315
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:51,934
-Right! That's good.
-[Hunter] Yeah!
2316
01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:53,125
Um...
2317
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,267
I feel...
2318
01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:59,101
♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it left and right, right... ♪
2319
01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:01,267
like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.
2320
01:33:01,291 --> 01:33:04,976
[all yelling] Whoa!
2321
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,083
[all cheering]
2322
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,767
-♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
2323
01:33:09,791 --> 01:33:11,517
-♪ Your girl got little booty ♪
-♪ Oh no ♪
2324
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:13,517
-♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪
2325
01:33:13,541 --> 01:33:15,861
-♪ Your girl got little booty, oh no ♪
-♪ Baby got back ♪
2326
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666
[as Ricardo] Oh no.
2327
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,601
-[giggling]
-Oh no...
2328
01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,934
[all laughing]
2329
01:33:22,958 --> 01:33:25,541
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!
2330
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,392
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.
2331
01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:29,559
-Hands on your head!
-No!
2332
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:31,767
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.
2333
01:33:31,791 --> 01:33:35,059
-No, it should be no jail time...
-Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.
2334
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:37,458
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.
2335
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,517
You 'bout to be somebody li'I bitch!
2336
01:33:39,541 --> 01:33:41,017
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the...
2337
01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:42,934
the eyes and the voice?
2338
01:33:42,958 --> 01:33:45,476
Like... "Ooh! Waah-aah..."
2339
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,059
"Ooh..." [laughs]
2340
01:33:47,083 --> 01:33:48,267
-[splutters]
-[crew laughing]
2341
01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:50,351
[Marcello] He can't do that.
He can't do that shit.
2342
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,434
-Don't do that to me. Fuck.
-[Kevin] Come on!
2343
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:55,684
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.
2344
01:33:55,708 --> 01:33:57,351
But she fucked another guy.
2345
01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:59,476
-Like, she put her dick... Oh, let me...
-[splutters]
2346
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:00,434
[laughter]
2347
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:01,601
But that's not enough.
2348
01:34:01,625 --> 01:34:04,184
-Now you throw the real coat on.
-You're not gonna drink both.
2349
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:06,684
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both...
2350
01:34:06,708 --> 01:34:08,458
-No...
-[Mason and Kevin laughing]
2351
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,767
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.
2352
01:34:12,791 --> 01:34:14,184
I'm saying you... you look good.
2353
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:15,976
-You too.
-Thank you.
2354
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,684
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.
2355
01:34:18,708 --> 01:34:21,184
-Okay. Okay.
-Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?
2356
01:34:21,208 --> 01:34:24,809
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.
2357
01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:25,833
Why?
2358
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,101
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?
2359
01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,184
-Grab a dick!
-[Freshman] Why are they still hard?
2360
01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:34,601
-I feel mine's on the smaller side.
-You don't get to pick your dick, man.
2361
01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:36,708
-Your dick chooses you.
-That's how it is, man.
2362
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,892
[as Ricardo] El Rey de Miami.
2363
01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:43,059
Hmm?
2364
01:34:43,083 --> 01:34:44,958
[all laughing]
2365
01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,267
-Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
-No.
2366
01:34:47,291 --> 01:34:49,351
-Slip it in.
-No... No, you don't slip nothin'...
2367
01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:51,434
-Oh, my God, it's going in.
-No, that... No, it's not.
2368
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,601
-Aah!
-That...
2369
01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:53,767
-Huh?
-That's enough.
2370
01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:55,684
-Okay. Let...
-That was good. Let's do it again.
2371
01:34:55,708 --> 01:34:58,017
-What was good? Nothin' happened.
-Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?
2372
01:34:58,041 --> 01:34:59,434
I use teeth, but they're soft.
2373
01:34:59,458 --> 01:35:01,267
What the f... No!
2374
01:35:01,291 --> 01:35:03,351
[speaking faux Spanish as Ricardo]
2375
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:04,684
[growling]
2376
01:35:04,708 --> 01:35:05,976
[laughs]
2377
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,458
Yakuza man!
2378
01:35:08,291 --> 01:35:09,333
[crew laughing]
2379
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,184
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.
2380
01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:15,017
-[speaking faux Japanese]
-[repeating line]
2381
01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:17,351
-Ricardo Montana!
-[repeats faux Japanese] Ricardo Montana!
2382
01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:19,250
-Ricar...
-[laughing]
2383
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:21,892
[barking]
2384
01:35:21,916 --> 01:35:23,250
Montana! Yaah!
2385
01:35:24,125 --> 01:35:25,791
[crew laughing]
2386
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,101
[man, laughing] What was that?
2387
01:35:28,125 --> 01:35:30,625
-[Marcello] He didn't even try.
-I am trying.
2388
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625
Been watching him practice for two hours.
2389
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:36,976
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.
2390
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,892
[barking]
2391
01:35:38,916 --> 01:35:40,833
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.
2392
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,434
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.
2393
01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:44,434
Need a little boost?
2394
01:35:44,458 --> 01:35:45,934
[Mason] Come on, hop in the car.
2395
01:35:45,958 --> 01:35:48,291
-There you go!
-[all cheer]
2396
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,333
[all] Oh!
2397
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:53,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]
2398
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,250
[tense, energetic music playing]
2399
01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:44,041
[upbeat salsa music playing]
2400
01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:38,875
[tense, dramatic music playing]
2401
01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:04,666
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]
2402
01:42:15,958 --> 01:42:17,958
[salsa music playing]
2403
01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,875
[music fades]
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