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[triumphant music playing]

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[heartbeat]

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["The Largest" by BigXthaPlug playing]

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<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Safe to say I'm the biggest
The largest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Been steppin' on shit since my mama
Stayed In them apartments, regardless ♪</i>

7
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<i>♪ My daddy told me keep the heat
Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These niggas is hatin' on me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The biggest</i>... ♪

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-[phone ringing]
-[music subsides]

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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City

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over the last six years, by me.

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<i>It was unanimous.</i> [laughs]

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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.

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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?

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-Just three.
-<i>Three? You're not counting me?</i>

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You save my life every day.

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<i>-I feel alive when I'm with you.</i>
-[chuckles] Aw, you're so sweet.

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-<i>You're clearly in a good mood.</i>
-[chuckles] I am in a good mood.

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It's this <i>Adweek</i> article.

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<i>-It's so good.</i>
-[Jennifer] Yes, look at my man!

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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.

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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.

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-[laughs]
<i>-I'm asserting my dominance.</i>

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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.

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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.

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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.

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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.

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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.

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{\an8}[driver] "Miami Bitches"?

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{\an8}-<i>I've been doing a lot of thinking.</i>
-What's goin' on?

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<i>-And I'm just... I'm ready to do this.</i>
-What the fuck?

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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.

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-Uh-uh.
-<i>Babe, for real?</i>

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What the fuck? No.

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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.

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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,

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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.

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-<i>That's what I'm referrin' to.</i>
-You're having an eventful morning.

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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?

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<i>Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!</i>

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I love you.

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-Love you.
-<i>Savin' my life</i>.

45
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<i>-♪ I'm heartless ♪</i>
-Clear!

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<i>♪ Hatin' on me just because
I'm the biggest, the largest ♪</i>

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-[siren blaring]
<i>-♪ The biggest, the largest, hey ♪</i>

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[song fades]

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-[man 1] Morning, Joe.
-How you doin'?

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-Hi, Joe.
-Good morning, Tracy.

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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.

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-[Tracy] Oh, thanks.
-[man 2] There he is.

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-[Joe] Oh!
-Our new chief creative officer!

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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.

55
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.

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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.

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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?

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-These? Smart glasses.
-What?

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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.

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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.

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-[chimes]
-You're recording me right now?

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-[whirs]
-Don't look at me like that.

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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?

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They have a whole suite of wearables.

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-Look at this necklace.
-[chimes]

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<i>-That's a camera too?</i>
-It's a sexy body cam.

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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?

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-Absolutely not.
-Fuck, yeah.

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-No.
-Sexy body cam.

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-[chiming]
-I don't know what you're trying.

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But I'm not the audience.

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-See the world from between your nipples.
-Look, Barry, you gotta see this.

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-I got added to a random group chat.
-[phone playing salsa music]

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-The hell is this?
-I don't know.

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<i>Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami</i>

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<i>to give away Mason Moses.</i>

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<i>-Aka Emily's bitch!
-Aaah!</i>

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-"Emily's bitch"?
<i>-Show up with a good attitude.</i>

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<i>And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.</i>

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<i>No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.</i>

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<i>I have secured a Deluxe BNB</i>

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<i>that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."</i>

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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.

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<i>And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?</i>

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-What?
<i>-But for three days, we get Mason!</i>

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<i>-Before he puts his penis in dick jail.</i>
-[gunshot echoes]

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<i>-Clink!</i>
-You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.

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-What... what are you doing?
-"Hey, guys, my name is Joe."

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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,

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which is why I am in the chat."

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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."

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"I come bearing gifts."

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-"Here's... $200 via Venmo."
-[cash register rings]

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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."

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[sent notification]

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Did you actually just pay them?

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Yeah, I did.

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-Okay.
-Real recognizes real.

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[chuckles] These guys just don't stop.

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[laughs] They're inviting me.

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-To Miami?
-Yeah, they want me to go.

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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.

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-You have the presentation ready?
-Yeah, of course.

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I got this.

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[hip-hop music playing]

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[Joe] <i>Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.</i>

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<i>There's no cap.</i>

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<i>Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."</i>

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<i>'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.</i>

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<i>And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.</i>

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<i>Unlimited Premium Vodka.</i>

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<i>♪ Rizz up! ♪</i>

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-Barry?
<i>-♪ I don't stop ♪</i>

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[music stops]

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Mmm?

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[chuckles]

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Rizz up. [chuckles]

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[woman clears throat]

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[Joe] Oh, I don't need a clap.

120
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You don't have to clap.

121
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Ugh. That was so cringe.

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-[all] Yeah.
-Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?

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I said it was cringe, Joe.

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-Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
-[woman] Yeah.

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-All right. Let's, uh...
-[Terry] Joe, could you hold back?

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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.

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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns

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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,".

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I... What the fuck was that?

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-Just trying to be inclusive...
-I mean, the sales just tanked.

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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,

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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger

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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?

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Somebody like... you know, Daniel.

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-You're talkin' about <i>that</i> Daniel?
-Yeah.

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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.

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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,

138
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we can't be seen as old.

139
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Then let me... let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.

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Give me a chance to win it back.

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Terry, give me 72 hours.

142
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Let me go get it.

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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then... the CCO is yours.

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But if you fuck me,

145
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you'll be out of a job.

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I will not fuck you.

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-[hip-hop playing in bar]
-I can't lose this job.

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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.

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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.

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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.

151
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.

152
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.

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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.

154
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[phone chimes]

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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.

156
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.

157
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<i>♪ ...be the ADHD, or my personality... ♪</i>

158
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[intriguing music playing]

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Oh, my.

160
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.

161
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What about it?

162
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What if this is my opportunity

163
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?

164
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,

165
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.

166
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?

167
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.

168
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-A feeler. See what they say.
-Put out a feeler.

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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."

170
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Oh, somebody's typin'.

171
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?

172
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"

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[inspiring music playing]

174
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[Joe] Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?

175
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.

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I like the silver fox look.

177
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.

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-That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
-Yes.

179
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.

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-Okay, well, what are you packing for?
-Uh...

181
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-I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
-Okay.

182
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-Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

183
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[light, intriguing music playing]

184
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-I didn't get the promotion.
-Wait, what?

185
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-The pitch tanked.
-What happened?

186
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-Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
-Damn!

187
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-[whispers] I'm sorry, baby.
-It's fine. Right?

188
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,

189
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but, uh... that's how he feels, you know?

190
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.

191
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-[knees cracking]
-But it is what it is.

192
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.

193
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.

194
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.

195
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-You cannot be afraid of change.
-[gentle music playing]

196
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I think that I'm at a... a point

197
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.

198
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-Yes.
-Do more for us.

199
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-Yes. Yes.
-Be more for us.

200
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[exhales]

201
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-I'mma go to Miami.
-[music stops]

202
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What?

203
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.

204
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.

205
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[tearfully] So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?

206
00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:06,375
Yeah.

207
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[Jennifer] I feel like a fool.

208
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Oh, sh...

209
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Okay.

210
00:09:13,958 --> 00:09:16,476
Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?

211
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?

212
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?

213
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Joe, you're on one knee.

214
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.

215
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Okay, wait. Okay.

216
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-Oh, God.
-[knees crack]

217
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,

218
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so just let me... let me
break it down for you, okay?

219
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-[poignant music playing]
-I am in jeopardy of losing my job.

220
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.

221
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.

222
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Excuse me?

223
00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,476
What did you say?
What does that even mean?

224
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:52,267
We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you...

225
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,958
-We're not kids.
-What is happening right now?

226
00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:57,958
What do you want me to do, hmm?

227
00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,841
You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?

228
00:10:02,375 --> 00:10:03,750
Please don't make me do that.

229
00:10:04,333 --> 00:10:06,583
I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.

230
00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,101
Well, that means a lot. Thank you.

231
00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:12,101
[door slams]

232
00:10:12,125 --> 00:10:15,559
<i>♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪</i>

233
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:18,726
<i>-♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪</i>
-[outgoing call ringing]

234
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:21,392
<i>♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪</i>

235
00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,767
[Joe] <i>Hey, babe.
Just touched down in Miami.</i>

236
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,434
<i>I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.</i>

237
00:10:26,458 --> 00:10:28,767
<i>I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.</i>

238
00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:29,851
[horn honks]

239
00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:33,875
<i>-♪ Come down, come down to Miami ♪</i>
-[group] Hey!

240
00:10:34,541 --> 00:10:36,351
[man 1] It's the fake freshman!

241
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:38,101
-Hey, guys.
-What's up, unc?

242
00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,250
[chuckles]

243
00:10:40,458 --> 00:10:42,684
-You good?
-Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."

244
00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:45,892
-Oh, well, I... I did.
-Yeah.

245
00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:46,851
-OG.
-[Joe] Okay.

246
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,517
I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.

247
00:10:49,541 --> 00:10:51,351
I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.

248
00:10:51,375 --> 00:10:53,059
-Hey. Okay?
-[Joe] Okay. Got it.

249
00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:55,976
This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,

250
00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,809
my best friend, Mason Moses.

251
00:10:57,833 --> 00:10:59,934
Mason Moses. How you doin'?

252
00:10:59,958 --> 00:11:02,642
-Nice to meet you.
-Hey, he's taking a big step, man.

253
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,809
-I'm real proud of you, dawg.
-Thank you.

254
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,851
Shut the fuck up, bitch.

255
00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:09,434
I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.

256
00:11:09,458 --> 00:11:10,851
Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.

257
00:11:10,875 --> 00:11:12,767
-Yeah.
-More of a gatherer, but good guy.

258
00:11:12,791 --> 00:11:14,351
Hunter. How are you, man?

259
00:11:14,375 --> 00:11:15,666
-How are ya?
-[Joe] Good.

260
00:11:16,166 --> 00:11:18,309
Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?

261
00:11:18,333 --> 00:11:20,851
It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.

262
00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,934
Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.

263
00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:25,309
That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.

264
00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:27,833
-You were gonna take her last name?
-Yeah, why wouldn't I?

265
00:11:28,750 --> 00:11:29,833
Be the honor of my life.

266
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,767
Okay. Got it. Hunter.

267
00:11:32,791 --> 00:11:34,684
-Hunter it is.
-Yeah, and then there's, uh...

268
00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,684
-Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
-[dog barking]

269
00:11:36,708 --> 00:11:38,017
-[man yelling]
-[group] Oh!

270
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,392
-[Freshman] Bad dog!
-[Nick] Whoa.

271
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:41,750
-[barking continues]
-[festive music playing]

272
00:11:42,958 --> 00:11:45,892
Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.

273
00:11:45,916 --> 00:11:47,767
I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.

274
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,476
You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.

275
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:50,934
He's got the code. He'll let us in.

276
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,976
-[Freshman] Oh.
-Joe, this is Freshman.

277
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,875
Oh, you old. Like, vintage.

278
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:57,559
-Freshman, huh?
-[Freshman] Mm-hmm.

279
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,184
Why they call you Freshman?

280
00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:01,642
Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.

281
00:12:01,666 --> 00:12:04,101
We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.

282
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,309
Oh!

283
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,392
Yeah, it was...
it was way harder the second time.

284
00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:09,726
-They added letters to the math.
-Aah.

285
00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,642
-Yeah.
-What do you say we check out the spot?

286
00:12:11,666 --> 00:12:14,101
-Absolutely, right?
-[Nick] Let us in, Joe. Come on.

287
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:15,142
Let's, uh... check it out.

288
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,059
<i>♪ Whoo, baby-baby ♪</i>

289
00:12:17,083 --> 00:12:19,017
-[all exclaiming]
<i>-♪ Smells like money ♪</i>

290
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:21,434
-[yelling and whooping]
<i>-♪ Open my wallet... ♪</i>

291
00:12:21,458 --> 00:12:23,434
[Freshman] Hey, y'all think
this real gold?

292
00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:26,434
-Don't blow the lights, dawg!
-[Mason] Shit!

293
00:12:26,458 --> 00:12:28,017
Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!

294
00:12:28,041 --> 00:12:30,517
-Looks like a football field.
-[Hunter] This room is insane.

295
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,726
<i>♪ Get mine, get mine, get mine
Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine ♪</i>

296
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,934
<i>-♪ Get up, get up, get up... ♪</i>
-Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!

297
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,392
With no trees.

298
00:12:39,416 --> 00:12:41,184
<i>♪ Smell like money ♪</i>

299
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:44,059
Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?

300
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,142
Please?

301
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:48,142
Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?

302
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:49,934
-[Nick] Whoo!
-[Freshman] Yes, sir.

303
00:12:49,958 --> 00:12:52,559
Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.

304
00:12:52,583 --> 00:12:55,476
We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?

305
00:12:55,500 --> 00:12:58,101
So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.

306
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,517
-No survivors.
-[Freshman] Hmm!

307
00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:02,809
Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.

308
00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,851
-Uh-huh.
-Nick, I like where you at, man.

309
00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:06,767
This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.

310
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:09,351
-[all] Ooh!
-Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.

311
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,726
-So I could bite anybody.
-[all laugh awkwardly]

312
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,351
Gotta kick it off with a big bang.

313
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:15,684
Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.

314
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,476
Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's...

315
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,726
[Joe] No, I had to.

316
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,976
We gonna party, we got to party right.

317
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,101
[all] Yeah.

318
00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:23,559
Let me get it. Let me get my...

319
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,476
-[Mason] Up.
-[Joe] No, I got it. There you go.

320
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,601
-[Hunter] Wow.
-Oh, okay.

321
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:29,226
There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?

322
00:13:29,250 --> 00:13:31,601
[chuckles] Whoomp, there it is.

323
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:34,184
-[all] Ooh...
-[Joe] No survivors!

324
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,059
-[Freshman] Damn! Okay.
-[laughs]

325
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,601
You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?

326
00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,625
-Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
-Yeah.

327
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,809
-It's maybe too much?
-No, man, ain't no such thing.

328
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:47,142
-Just told you, you with the big dog now.
-Right.

329
00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:49,601
It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.

330
00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:50,726
-Thanks.
-[Joe] I mean that.

331
00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:54,142
Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,

332
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:57,142
but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.

333
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,309
He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.

334
00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:00,267
-Hey!
-Oh!

335
00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,934
-Mmm. He said it.
-[all laughing]

336
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,541
He a little angry leprechaun.

337
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:07,726
Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.

338
00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,101
-Oh, thanks.
-Is that your gig?

339
00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:12,934
Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.

340
00:14:12,958 --> 00:14:14,017
Oh.

341
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:16,351
Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.

342
00:14:16,375 --> 00:14:19,559
Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.

343
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,267
-You and E broke up?
-Yeah, man.

344
00:14:21,291 --> 00:14:23,809
That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.

345
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,934
That must've hurt.

346
00:14:24,958 --> 00:14:27,392
Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.

347
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,517
Hey, fuck that. No tears.

348
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:30,184
May turn this bitch into <i>Eat, Pray, Love</i>.

349
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,500
Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!

350
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,142
I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!

351
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:38,559
If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?

352
00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:40,684
And you already know the vibes.

353
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,476
[chuckles] Got him.

354
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,684
[laughing]

355
00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,517
Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.

356
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,684
You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.

357
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:50,976
Four... Rob Roys.

358
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,101
Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.

359
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,601
I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.

360
00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:55,684
-[Mason] Yep.
-Good idea.

361
00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,184
-Uh...
-[Hunter] This place is nuts.

362
00:14:58,208 --> 00:15:00,142
-Joe! How you doing, bro?
-[Joe] Hey.

363
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,809
-I'm good, man. This is cool.
-Yeah. Yeah.

364
00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:05,642
I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.

365
00:15:05,666 --> 00:15:08,684
-Really?
-I had no idea you were, like, 50.

366
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,892
No, man, I'm 40.

367
00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:14,101
Oh, 40, yeah.
That's... that's still so many years to be.

368
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,059
No, man, 40 is the new 20.

369
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:17,976
It's a lot.

370
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,809
Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,

371
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,851
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

372
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:24,434
I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.

373
00:15:24,458 --> 00:15:25,684
Joe. Joe, we're good.

374
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,642
-Okay.
-It's like I'm hanging with my dad.

375
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,726
Or not.

376
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,892
Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang

377
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,642
before he does this crazy marriage thing.

378
00:15:35,666 --> 00:15:37,226
-He going to jail, pretty much.
-Mmm.

379
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,267
That woman is scary.

380
00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,017
-She not gonna let him out the house.
-Yeah.

381
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,726
It's a big deal that
we spend time together

382
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,059
and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.

383
00:15:44,083 --> 00:15:47,101
I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.

384
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:49,017
-I'm here to hang with the gang.
-Okay.

385
00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,059
I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.

386
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,767
And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."

387
00:15:54,791 --> 00:15:55,767
-Okay?
-Okay.

388
00:15:55,791 --> 00:15:58,309
-I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
-All right. We good?

389
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:01,184
-Yeah, we good. This is great.
-Come on, Joe. All right.

390
00:16:01,208 --> 00:16:04,916
Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!

391
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:07,583
All right, Joe.

392
00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,125
You... [sighs]

393
00:16:10,625 --> 00:16:11,934
I know you fucking lying.

394
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:13,875
I mean, come on, Joe.

395
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,517
[sighs]

396
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:17,041
Fuck, man!

397
00:16:17,541 --> 00:16:19,684
You just... Oh, that's terrific.

398
00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:22,017
We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.

399
00:16:22,041 --> 00:16:23,351
Freshman, where'd you get that?

400
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,083
A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.

401
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,309
Bro, this is in Arabic.

402
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:30,976
-And it got pictures in it.
-Hey, if you like it, I love it.

403
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,541
["The Anthem" by Pitbull
feat. Lil Jon playing]

404
00:16:34,125 --> 00:16:36,351
<i>-♪ Dale, dale ♪
-♪ Get nasty, get freaky ♪</i>

405
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:38,684
<i>-♪ You sexy, you fine ♪
-♪ Okay ♪</i>

406
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:40,017
<i>-♪ Go, go, go ♪
-♪ Go ♪</i>

407
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,184
<i>♪ Go, girl ♪</i>

408
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:43,000
<i>♪ Go, go, go, girl ♪</i>

409
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:45,392
-Oh, God. [sighs]
-[beeping]

410
00:16:45,416 --> 00:16:47,750
[suspenseful music playing]

411
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,416
[man] Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.

412
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,976
At the old mansion.

413
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,434
Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.

414
00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:09,559
-He's got a lot of nerve.
-Ah, fuck.

415
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:12,642
-Okay, did you lock the door?
-Just like you said, yeah.

416
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:15,017
-And you put that little label on it?
-Yeah.

417
00:17:15,041 --> 00:17:17,017
He's taking the boss's clothes.

418
00:17:17,041 --> 00:17:19,142
[Jaze] All right. Relax. It's okay, man.

419
00:17:19,166 --> 00:17:22,559
If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,

420
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,375
I would not have used Deluxe BNB.

421
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,892
We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.

422
00:17:26,916 --> 00:17:29,017
Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,

423
00:17:29,041 --> 00:17:31,101
charge for repairs,
up sell him on the missing items.

424
00:17:31,125 --> 00:17:33,458
-You got it, boss.
-One more thing.

425
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041
I want you to watch this guy.

426
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,166
Oh, shit, here she comes.

427
00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:42,666
-[Mason chuckling]
-[salsa music playing]

428
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:47,392
I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.

429
00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:49,416
Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.

430
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:52,601
-I like it.
-Yeah?

431
00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:54,083
He looks great, right, guys?

432
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,833
Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.

433
00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:02,101
[music fades]

434
00:18:02,125 --> 00:18:03,642
-[Muzak playing]
-[Joe sighs]

435
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,375
-[cash register whirring]
-Yeah.

436
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,666
Gotta get two.

437
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,601
-Oh, we gotta get beer.
-[Freshman] What about this?

438
00:18:10,625 --> 00:18:11,892
-[Hunter] Prosecco?
-Yeah.

439
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,184
[Hunter] No. Know what that is?

440
00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,684
-This is my mom drink.
-Exactly.

441
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:16,101
Note to self.

442
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:19,351
The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,

443
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:21,434
but it's about what they mix
with the product.

444
00:18:21,458 --> 00:18:22,434
What's the right drink?

445
00:18:22,458 --> 00:18:24,351
-Hey, what's up, Joe?
-[closes app]

446
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,934
-Hey.
-What was that?

447
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:27,809
I was about to make a call. Just... Nothin'.

448
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:28,851
And what's that?

449
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,267
Oh, necessary.

450
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,059
-[chuckles] Yeah.
-Oh, okay. Whatever, man.

451
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,517
I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So...

452
00:18:34,541 --> 00:18:36,184
What's your deal? You... you more of a...

453
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,458
[sniffs]

454
00:18:38,291 --> 00:18:39,142
Do I have allergies?

455
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,392
-I don't understand what you're asking me.
-Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?

456
00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,892
No! I'm not no cocaine guy.

457
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:45,351
It's my rule. No more cocaine.

458
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,517
Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the <i>Scarface</i> movie.

459
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:50,601
While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.

460
00:18:50,625 --> 00:18:54,184
I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.

461
00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,476
It happens to me too.

462
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,559
-[whispers] With Chinese food.
-Oh, that's bad.

463
00:18:57,583 --> 00:19:01,101
What do you do? Do you do, like,
the... the eyes and the voice?

464
00:19:01,125 --> 00:19:03,184
Like, "Ooh... what? whaaa..."

465
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,767
-"Aah..."
-Are you... No! What?

466
00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,976
-Are you outta your mind?
-Yeah, you can't.

467
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,642
Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.

468
00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:10,267
-Jesus.
-Sorry.

469
00:19:10,291 --> 00:19:13,517
First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."

470
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:17,309
Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.

471
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:20,416
That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."

472
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:22,142
-Yeah.
-All right.

473
00:19:22,166 --> 00:19:24,226
You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.

474
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,642
Well... you don't have to say that.

475
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:27,642
And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so...

476
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,851
-That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
-Yeah.

477
00:19:29,875 --> 00:19:31,017
-You know?
-It's diversity.

478
00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,934
Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.

479
00:19:32,958 --> 00:19:33,958
[Hunter] Okay. [grunts]

480
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,809
What you... No, no, no, no.

481
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,291
Your money's no good here.

482
00:19:38,791 --> 00:19:40,184
That's gold.

483
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:42,184
Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?

484
00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,851
These young guys want it, they get it.

485
00:19:43,875 --> 00:19:45,642
-Hey. Oh no.
-Uh, you gon' get it.

486
00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,517
What kind... How this cap on?
What you gotta do?

487
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:49,559
-Just twist it.
-Twist it, now? Get outta here.

488
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:53,059
I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?

489
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,184
Mmm.

490
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:55,333
[Nick] Oh.

491
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,080
You doing the whole bottle?

492
00:19:58,125 --> 00:19:59,958
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

493
00:20:00,458 --> 00:20:02,934
Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.

494
00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:05,601
But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.

495
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:08,142
-You're not gonna drink both.
-No, you got to do it.

496
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,184
Number two, what you gon' do?

497
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,041
-No, Joe.
-Oh, come on, man.

498
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,381
-Oh, my God.
-I don't think that's safe, man.

499
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,458
Mmm.

500
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,851
-You all right?
-[belches] Yep.

501
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,075
-[Nick] Ugh.
-[Hunter] Jesus.

502
00:20:20,791 --> 00:20:22,726
[Joe] That's that, brother.
We keep it up! Yeah!

503
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:23,642
[Hunter] Oh!

504
00:20:23,666 --> 00:20:25,351
Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?

505
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,226
-I'm sorry?
-[Nick] See, Joe, I'mma do two.

506
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:28,184
Lower deck.

507
00:20:28,208 --> 00:20:29,809
-[Hunter] Oh, shit!
-Upper deck.

508
00:20:29,833 --> 00:20:31,559
If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.

509
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,642
[all] Oh!

510
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,184
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.

511
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:38,017
I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.

512
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:40,559
Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?

513
00:20:40,583 --> 00:20:41,976
Mmm? Right there.

514
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,684
I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.

515
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:49,184
-They're supposed to sit on your gums.
-Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.

516
00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,059
-But I can drink with it, right?
-Yes, you can.

517
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,892
-Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
-Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.

518
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,559
-Let's keep it goin'.
-Let me get that.

519
00:20:55,583 --> 00:20:56,809
Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.

520
00:20:56,833 --> 00:20:58,726
-Joe.
-Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.

521
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,101
-What are you gonna do with it?
-I ain't been out like this.

522
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:03,017
-Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
-What?

523
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:05,309
Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.

524
00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:09,059
But after that,
no phones, no social media.

525
00:21:09,083 --> 00:21:10,642
Yeah, just have fun!

526
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:12,851
-[all] Yeah!
-Whoo!

527
00:21:12,875 --> 00:21:15,142
[all laughing and exclaiming]

528
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,392
Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!

529
00:21:17,416 --> 00:21:19,809
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.

530
00:21:19,833 --> 00:21:22,392
-The fuck is that?
-Emotional check-ins before we go out.

531
00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,101
-Come on.
-Make sure everyone's copacetic.

532
00:21:24,125 --> 00:21:25,767
I'm sorry, I don't... I don't follow.

533
00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,101
I'll start. Um...

534
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:30,309
Ooh! I feel appreciated.

535
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,601
-[Nick] Mmm!
-[Hunter] Good.

536
00:21:31,625 --> 00:21:34,892
-I'm feeling grateful.
-[Hunter] Ah, I like that.

537
00:21:34,916 --> 00:21:37,392
-[Nick] Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
-[Hunter] Yeah!

538
00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:38,601
I feel Miami.

539
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:41,226
-[Hunter] All right.
-It's more of a city than a feeling, but...

540
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,059
But I do though. I <i>feel</i> Miami.

541
00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:46,767
-[Mason] If he feels Miami...
-I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.

542
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:47,916
You got circumcised?

543
00:21:49,083 --> 00:21:50,916
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?

544
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,541
-[Joe] Hmm?
-[Mason] How you feelin'?

545
00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,041
Oh, with the...

546
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,559
-[hiccups] Pass.
-Pass?

547
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:00,226
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.

548
00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:02,434
I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,

549
00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:04,184
especially with people you just met,

550
00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:07,517
but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.

551
00:22:07,541 --> 00:22:09,017
-That was big of you, bro.
-Thanks.

552
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:11,017
I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.

553
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,184
I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.

554
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,517
Pow! Hold on. Pow!

555
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,684
-[Hunter grunts]
-Yeah.

556
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:18,392
-Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
-That's normal.

557
00:22:18,416 --> 00:22:20,934
Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.

558
00:22:20,958 --> 00:22:22,476
But... that's what it's supposed to be?

559
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:25,351
-Have you been swallowing them?
-Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.

560
00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:27,892
You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?

561
00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:29,892
-You feel fine? You're fine.
-I can keep drinkin'.

562
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,184
-Oh, we drinkin'.
-Yeah!

563
00:22:31,208 --> 00:22:33,726
Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.

564
00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,892
I feel Miami!

565
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:37,017
-[all cheering]
<i>-♪ I let shorty clean the pendants ♪</i>

566
00:22:37,041 --> 00:22:38,351
<i>♪ I'm a diamond in the rough ♪</i>

567
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:40,851
<i>-♪ 24 carats, VV's in the slugs ♪</i>
-Uh! Hey!

568
00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:42,684
<i>♪ Rings go off
Like Michael with the glove ♪</i>

569
00:22:42,708 --> 00:22:44,976
<i>♪ Only one mobbin'
With designers and the thugs ♪</i>

570
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,309
<i>♪ When we shop at Rick Owen
Bring a bottle full of bub ♪</i>

571
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,226
<i>♪ Couple platinum records later
Still I got the game locked... ♪</i>

572
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,017
No, no. You know what... what I'm gonna do?

573
00:22:52,041 --> 00:22:53,434
Freshman, put some old school on.

574
00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:54,642
-Okay.
-[Joe] Hit me with it!

575
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:56,642
-I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
-Come on, Fresh.

576
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:59,434
<i>-♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪</i>
-Whoo!

577
00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:01,059
-Okay.
-I know you fucking lying.

578
00:23:01,083 --> 00:23:02,809
-It's his song!
-Let's see it.

579
00:23:02,833 --> 00:23:04,351
-[Joe] All right.
-Let's see it, man.

580
00:23:04,375 --> 00:23:05,601
<i>-♪ Ya hear me ♪</i>
-Whoo!

581
00:23:05,625 --> 00:23:07,934
<i>♪ I be slicing with these bars
So ya fear me ♪</i>

582
00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:09,726
<i>♪ Let me rip it up for cuz in the back ♪</i>

583
00:23:09,750 --> 00:23:11,767
[Freshman] Let me see them shoulders work!

584
00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,351
-Hey!
<i>-♪ I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack ♪</i>

585
00:23:14,375 --> 00:23:17,059
<i>♪ Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track ♪</i>

586
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,392
-Hey! Oh!
<i>-♪ Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne ♪</i>

587
00:23:19,416 --> 00:23:21,767
<i>-♪ Don't forget I used to ride the train ♪</i>
-Go! Go! Go! Go!

588
00:23:21,791 --> 00:23:25,416
<i>-♪ When I bump it right, call my name ♪</i>
-Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!

589
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,559
[all yelling]

590
00:23:27,583 --> 00:23:29,392
Oh, what the fuck, Joe?

591
00:23:29,416 --> 00:23:33,017
-Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
-What did you do?

592
00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:35,809
I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.

593
00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:36,916
What the fuck?

594
00:23:40,041 --> 00:23:42,976
Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?

595
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,434
If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.

596
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,184
-[shop bell chimes]
-[sighs]

597
00:23:48,208 --> 00:23:50,059
I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.

598
00:23:50,083 --> 00:23:54,017
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.

599
00:23:54,041 --> 00:23:55,291
But I'm trying.

600
00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,125
How much for the skinny one?

601
00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,041
I'm sorry?

602
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:02,833
The skinny one.

603
00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,892
-You're their pimp, right?
-I'm the... What are you talking about?

604
00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,351
I'm payin'. I got money.

605
00:24:09,375 --> 00:24:10,434
-Hey, man...
-[ATM whirring]

606
00:24:10,458 --> 00:24:12,267
-Get your sick ass outta here!
-[siren blares]

607
00:24:12,291 --> 00:24:13,934
Tryin' to buy my boys.

608
00:24:13,958 --> 00:24:15,726
You're not buyin' my boys.

609
00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:18,059
Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand

610
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:20,500
in a area known for prostitution?

611
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,309
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.

612
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:26,267
Okay, Officer...

613
00:24:26,291 --> 00:24:28,184
-Come on up outta there.
-[cop] Come on.

614
00:24:28,208 --> 00:24:29,476
You know, that's actually good.

615
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:31,309
-They can clear this up.
-Yeah.

616
00:24:31,333 --> 00:24:32,934
-Guys, come on.
-Is everything okay?

617
00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:35,392
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,

618
00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:38,851
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.

619
00:24:38,875 --> 00:24:40,976
-Maybe you guys can clear it up.
-It's easy.

620
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,351
He's... he's like, our, uh...

621
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,851
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.

622
00:24:44,875 --> 00:24:47,059
-So he's like our daddy.
-Why... why would you...

623
00:24:47,083 --> 00:24:48,517
You don't need to say that.

624
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:52,267
Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.

625
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:53,559
-He bought us alcohol.
-Mm-hmm.

626
00:24:53,583 --> 00:24:56,642
-Goddamn it. What are you d... Guys.
-His name is Joe.

627
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:57,684
-Thank you.
-Smith?

628
00:24:57,708 --> 00:24:59,059
-Robertson?
-Something. Joe...

629
00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,392
-Stevens. Stevenson.
-Jackson.

630
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,017
There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.

631
00:25:03,041 --> 00:25:04,601
Soliciting. That's jail time.

632
00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,309
-Oh my God.
-Hands on your head!

633
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:07,684
-Everybody goin' to jail.
-Yep.

634
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,101
-Oh, my God. No...
-No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.

635
00:25:10,125 --> 00:25:12,851
-Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
-Yeah.

636
00:25:12,875 --> 00:25:14,601
-[all] Loop-de-loop.
-[Mason] Joe. Joe!

637
00:25:14,625 --> 00:25:16,267
-Hey! Yes.
-Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.

638
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,851
-No, we can't... Joe. Joe!
-Leave him.

639
00:25:17,875 --> 00:25:19,059
-Joe!
-[Freshman] He's old.

640
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:21,309
-Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
-What the fuck's that?

641
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:22,476
-Loop-de-loop!
-Don't worry.

642
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,601
-Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
-Just stay.

643
00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:25,851
No. You guys are the reason.

644
00:25:25,875 --> 00:25:27,684
-[Freshman] Three...
-I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.

645
00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:29,517
-Three.
-[all] Loop-de-loop!

646
00:25:29,541 --> 00:25:31,017
-Loop-de-loop!
-Hey.

647
00:25:31,041 --> 00:25:33,559
-I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
-[cop] Get back here!

648
00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,059
-Do your job.
-Fuck!

649
00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,934
-[Joe] Hey, guys!
-[man] What the hell?

650
00:25:36,958 --> 00:25:38,226
[upbeat hip-hop music playing]

651
00:25:38,250 --> 00:25:40,684
[Hunter] Run, Joe! Move those little legs!

652
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,708
[Joe] Wait up! These fucking shoes!

653
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,017
-Yo.
-[Mason] Come on, Joe. High knees.

654
00:25:45,041 --> 00:25:47,476
-Ooh, shit.
-[Nick] You're on your own, <i>papi</i>.

655
00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:48,809
[siren whoops]

656
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:49,767
Oh.

657
00:25:49,791 --> 00:25:51,559
We got him. Bingo.

658
00:25:51,583 --> 00:25:52,750
[cop] Stop!

659
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,184
Don't move!

660
00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:57,476
-Stay right there.
-[cop 2] <i>Running's gonna make it worse.</i>

661
00:25:57,500 --> 00:26:00,434
-Can we just cut it out?
-Hey! Put your hands up!

662
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,958
-Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
-[cop] Stay there.

663
00:26:05,083 --> 00:26:06,392
-Get down.
-Help!

664
00:26:06,416 --> 00:26:08,517
Help! Get off of me.

665
00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:09,892
Hey! Oh!

666
00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:11,059
Aah! [groans]

667
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,309
-Leave me alone!
-[panting]

668
00:26:12,333 --> 00:26:14,226
-Stop!
-[cop 2] <i>You goin' to jail, little pimp.</i>

669
00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,500
[Joe] I'm not a pimp!

670
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,517
-[music fades]
-Oh, my God.

671
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,934
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?

672
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:22,684
-Yeah, what the fuck was it?
-My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.

673
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:25,559
-Is that a police badge in your hand?
-Yes.

674
00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,976
You stole that from a cop?

675
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,851
From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.

676
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:30,541
That's how I got it, man.

677
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:33,767
-[panting] I got my clothes.
-Did you get ours?

678
00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:36,767
-No.
-Open the door, man. Can we go inside?

679
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:38,875
[intriguing music playing]

680
00:26:39,708 --> 00:26:40,916
[sighs]

681
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:43,000
Oh, my goodness.

682
00:26:43,666 --> 00:26:44,666
Um...

683
00:26:46,083 --> 00:26:48,291
Download, download.

684
00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,750
Download.

685
00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:52,583
[sighs]

686
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:56,083
Okay, um...

687
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:59,166
[whispers] "Check this out,

688
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:03,059
and let me know what you think."

689
00:27:03,083 --> 00:27:04,392
[sent notification]

690
00:27:04,416 --> 00:27:06,083
[video playing]

691
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,583
[sighs]

692
00:27:14,916 --> 00:27:16,000
[outgoing call rings]

693
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:20,000
<i>Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back...</i>

694
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,875
[sighs]

695
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,601
[Joe] <i>One time, ready? One, two, three.</i>

696
00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:26,601
-[group cheering]
-This is fire, Joe.

697
00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:27,934
[Joe] That was just last night.

698
00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:29,851
I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.

699
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:31,809
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.

700
00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:34,476
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.

701
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,726
You need a fuck load more footage,

702
00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:40,351
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.

703
00:27:40,375 --> 00:27:43,476
-<i>Terry is gonna flip.</i>
-Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.

704
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,309
<i>Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.</i>

705
00:27:45,333 --> 00:27:48,392
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.

706
00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,767
-What the fuck you wanna do?
-It's what the glasses are for.

707
00:27:50,791 --> 00:27:54,101
-What?
-I snuck my glasses into your work bag.

708
00:27:54,125 --> 00:27:56,434
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.

709
00:27:56,458 --> 00:27:58,684
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?

710
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,392
Why is everyone always asking me that?

711
00:28:00,416 --> 00:28:01,684
Know who sneaks around a lot?

712
00:28:01,708 --> 00:28:03,434
<i>The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.</i>

713
00:28:03,458 --> 00:28:05,267
<i>It's a double standard, Joe.</i>

714
00:28:05,291 --> 00:28:08,726
How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?

715
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:10,642
-Thank you.
-Thank you, B...

716
00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:12,684
I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.

717
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,517
<i>Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?</i>

718
00:28:14,541 --> 00:28:16,892
I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.

719
00:28:16,916 --> 00:28:18,666
-Hey, Joe?
-<i>Yeah?</i>

720
00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,267
If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,

721
00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,601
make sure you record that, okay?

722
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,392
Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.

723
00:28:24,416 --> 00:28:26,642
I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.

724
00:28:26,666 --> 00:28:28,309
-<i>It's grim over here.</i>
-I gotta go.

725
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,416
[intriguing music playing]

726
00:28:34,291 --> 00:28:37,101
[Hunter] All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?

727
00:28:37,125 --> 00:28:40,559
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.

728
00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,226
I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,

729
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:44,976
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and...

730
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,309
That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.

731
00:28:49,333 --> 00:28:52,142
We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?

732
00:28:52,166 --> 00:28:53,976
He could tie us up and fuck us.

733
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,059
-What?
-That could happen.

734
00:28:55,083 --> 00:28:56,101
-True-crime shit.
-Right.

735
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:59,184
-And he gon' fuck you first.
-There they go, there they go.

736
00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:00,642
-There.
-Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.

737
00:29:00,666 --> 00:29:01,791
Mornin', fellas.

738
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,101
-Morning.
-[Joe] Tell you what I need.

739
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,416
Little kick of this.

740
00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,642
I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.

741
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:10,059
-Jesus, man.
-[Joe] Yeah.

742
00:29:10,083 --> 00:29:11,083
[Nick sighs]

743
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,041
Look, I get it.

744
00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:16,142
All right? A major party foul on my part.

745
00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:19,351
I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.

746
00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,517
I think I got a bad batch.

747
00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:22,017
You drank two bottles.

748
00:29:22,041 --> 00:29:23,517
You tried to sell us for sex, man.

749
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:24,559
Okay, did I do that?

750
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:26,226
-No.
-That's not what the cop said?

751
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:28,767
I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.

752
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,309
-Sure. We can agree on that.
-Yeah.

753
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,351
-Okay.
-But you did fuck up the night, Joe.

754
00:29:32,375 --> 00:29:34,351
-Come on, guys. Okay.
-[Nick] On some rookie shit.

755
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:35,934
You gotta step up for that, Joe.

756
00:29:35,958 --> 00:29:38,559
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.

757
00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:42,333
And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about...

758
00:29:43,333 --> 00:29:46,601
All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?

759
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:48,559
Forget what happened last night.

760
00:29:48,583 --> 00:29:49,642
Courtesy of Joe, huh?

761
00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:52,166
-A yacht?
-I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.

762
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,684
-You like that?
-Absolutely, yeah.

763
00:29:54,708 --> 00:29:56,517
Okay, all right.

764
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,083
I'm on it right now.

765
00:29:58,958 --> 00:30:01,101
-Uh, Joe, before you go.
-Yeah?

766
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:03,059
You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.

767
00:30:03,083 --> 00:30:04,434
-Oh!
-[Nick] Ha-ha!

768
00:30:04,458 --> 00:30:05,392
[chuckles]

769
00:30:05,416 --> 00:30:07,309
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.

770
00:30:07,333 --> 00:30:09,083
[laughs] That's two.

771
00:30:10,291 --> 00:30:12,684
It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!

772
00:30:12,708 --> 00:30:14,267
Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.

773
00:30:14,291 --> 00:30:15,833
[chuckles]

774
00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:18,726
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]

775
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,934
Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?

776
00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:24,684
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.

777
00:30:24,708 --> 00:30:26,500
-Towards the marina.
-Oh, shit. Titties.

778
00:30:27,250 --> 00:30:29,976
-[slowed] He laughed, and then...
-[all laugh]

779
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,059
-[Hunter] Just keep going.
-[woman 1] He was like...

780
00:30:32,083 --> 00:30:33,351
-[Hunter] Hello!
-[Freshman] Hi.

781
00:30:33,375 --> 00:30:36,142
-[woman 2] Oh, hey, boy.
-Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.

782
00:30:36,166 --> 00:30:38,309
You guys know how to swim underwater?

783
00:30:38,333 --> 00:30:41,601
-Huh?
-'Cause... I can hold your breath.

784
00:30:41,625 --> 00:30:43,767
All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.

785
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,642
You guys are stunning. Have a great day.

786
00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:46,892
-What?
-Why would you...

787
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:48,434
[Hunter] "Stunning"? What am I doing?

788
00:30:48,458 --> 00:30:49,684
-[Freshman] How...
-[Nick] Focus.

789
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,476
-[Freshman] Focus!
-[Nick] How you feelin'?

790
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,392
-I feel Miami! [laughs]
-All right, chill out, man.

791
00:30:54,416 --> 00:30:57,184
Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."

792
00:30:57,208 --> 00:31:00,708
No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.

793
00:31:01,208 --> 00:31:03,333
God damn it. I mean, you gotta be...

794
00:31:04,333 --> 00:31:07,250
-[Nick scoffs]
-Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.

795
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,726
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.

796
00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:13,142
I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.

797
00:31:13,166 --> 00:31:15,375
I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.

798
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:16,767
[excited squealing]

799
00:31:16,791 --> 00:31:18,416
[Joe] You know what? Change of plans.

800
00:31:18,916 --> 00:31:20,726
Excuse me, coming through.

801
00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:22,934
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.

802
00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:25,684
-[bouncer] Whoa. What...
-Hey, you should see a Sam...

803
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,767
Sam Slaughter on the list.

804
00:31:26,791 --> 00:31:28,059
-Sam Slaughter?
-Yeah.

805
00:31:28,083 --> 00:31:30,809
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.

806
00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:32,767
-Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
-Slaughter?

807
00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:35,017
-Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
-All right, let's...

808
00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:36,291
Ohh.

809
00:31:37,208 --> 00:31:38,892
-Officer, I didn't...
-Uh...

810
00:31:38,916 --> 00:31:40,226
-Yeah, but I'm just saying...
-Ah!

811
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,750
-So you...
-Thank you.

812
00:31:43,666 --> 00:31:45,142
That group right there?

813
00:31:45,166 --> 00:31:46,809
-Yeah.
-We're all gonna go on this boat.

814
00:31:46,833 --> 00:31:49,226
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.

815
00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:50,892
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.

816
00:31:50,916 --> 00:31:52,559
-Okay?
-Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.

817
00:31:52,583 --> 00:31:54,059
-[Joe] Come on.
-Have a good time.

818
00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:55,708
Yeah. All right, rookie.

819
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,375
[upbeat music continues]

820
00:32:00,458 --> 00:32:03,666
-Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
-Come on.

821
00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,601
-Yeah, man, this is... It's all right.
-Oh!

822
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:07,309
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say

823
00:32:07,333 --> 00:32:10,226
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.

824
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:11,226
This is great!

825
00:32:11,250 --> 00:32:12,684
How about we just go get a drink?

826
00:32:12,708 --> 00:32:13,767
-Yeah.
-Can we get a drink?

827
00:32:13,791 --> 00:32:16,125
-[Nick] Let's do it.
-Let's get a drink. Look around.

828
00:32:19,625 --> 00:32:21,625
[dramatic, suspenseful music playing]

829
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,434
-Let's do a toast to the groom.
-[Mason] Ahh!

830
00:32:31,458 --> 00:32:33,142
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.

831
00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:34,226
-Yes, yes.
-[phone rings]

832
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:37,142
-That's Emily. I'll see you.
-Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!

833
00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:39,226
-[Joe] Oh!
-[Nick] Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!

834
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:41,059
Boy's in love, man. I get it.

835
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,767
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.

836
00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:47,101
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?

837
00:32:47,125 --> 00:32:50,142
Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.

838
00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:52,101
-Bro, shut up!
-Let me feel my feelings.

839
00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:55,601
-[Nick] "Let me feel my..." What?
-Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.

840
00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,250
-So we can top our drinks off.
-Thanks.

841
00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:00,976
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.

842
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,684
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.

843
00:33:03,708 --> 00:33:07,434
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.

844
00:33:07,458 --> 00:33:09,684
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.

845
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,333
Yes, it is. It's very easy!

846
00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:16,017
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.

847
00:33:16,041 --> 00:33:18,434
-Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
-[music stops]

848
00:33:18,458 --> 00:33:19,791
And at the end of the...

849
00:33:20,291 --> 00:33:22,309
That was... By the way,
a weird break in the music.

850
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,726
-Turn the music back up.
-Yeah.

851
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,309
-[Joe] Okay?
-He was kid... He was joking.

852
00:33:25,333 --> 00:33:27,476
No, no, look, it is what it is.

853
00:33:27,500 --> 00:33:29,809
-[laughs] No.
-And because it happened, you feel broken.

854
00:33:29,833 --> 00:33:31,142
What would I even say, man?

855
00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:32,726
Stop thinkin' so much!

856
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:34,684
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.

857
00:33:34,708 --> 00:33:36,017
Yeah, be like me, man.

858
00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:37,392
Where are they coming from?

859
00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:41,142
[Russian accent] Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.

860
00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:44,559
-Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
-Yeah, come on!

861
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,142
-[Joe] <i>Give it to Hunter.</i>
-[Nick] <i>Okay.</i>

862
00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:47,934
-[Hunter] <i>Thank you.</i>
-[Joe] <i>Yeah!</i>

863
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:50,226
-Come on. Let me get some too, right?
-[Nick] Oh!

864
00:33:50,250 --> 00:33:54,416
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?

865
00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:59,017
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.

866
00:33:59,041 --> 00:34:01,642
-At some point. Hey!
-Hey, dude, come on, man.

867
00:34:01,666 --> 00:34:03,559
I... Uh, give me one second.

868
00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,783
-I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
-All right.

869
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,767
-Come on, man.
-Do you think Joe could be my wingman?

870
00:34:08,791 --> 00:34:10,125
Uh, no. Too small.

871
00:34:10,625 --> 00:34:13,892
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.

872
00:34:13,916 --> 00:34:15,125
[Joe] Excuse me.

873
00:34:15,625 --> 00:34:17,500
Hey! [chuckles]

874
00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,208
I was trying to find some food, man.

875
00:34:22,291 --> 00:34:23,333
You okay?

876
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:26,017
Huh? What's wrong?

877
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,208
[Mason] Huh.

878
00:34:27,916 --> 00:34:29,601
I was talking to Emily on the phone,

879
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:34,958
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.

880
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,375
Mmm.

881
00:34:38,625 --> 00:34:40,750
Cold feet. It's normal.

882
00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:43,976
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,

883
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,809
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.

884
00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,208
A job, a house, financial stability.

885
00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:54,166
No, Joe, I don't have...
I don't have cold feet.

886
00:34:56,583 --> 00:34:58,226
-I thought 'cause you were crying...
-[laughs]

887
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:02,184
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.

888
00:35:02,208 --> 00:35:05,916
-I am so excited to be a husband.
-[gentle music playing]

889
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,309
But ever since I got engaged,

890
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,892
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.

891
00:35:11,916 --> 00:35:13,392
But he just doesn't get it.

892
00:35:13,416 --> 00:35:17,559
It's all about...
creating something with someone else.

893
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:19,958
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and...

894
00:35:20,541 --> 00:35:21,750
If you have that,

895
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,000
what are you waiting for?

896
00:35:24,583 --> 00:35:25,583
You know?

897
00:35:28,166 --> 00:35:29,791
[outgoing call ringing]

898
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,101
<i>Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed...</i>

899
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,017
[music fades]

900
00:35:37,041 --> 00:35:40,434
-Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
-You got it.

901
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,392
[suspenseful music playing]

902
00:35:42,416 --> 00:35:44,726
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?

903
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,208
Yo! Loco, close the door.

904
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:50,476
[door slams and locks]

905
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500
Do I know you?

906
00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:55,184
-No, you don't... you don't know me.
-[whispering]

907
00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,000
[Joe] I'm just lookin'
for somethin' to eat.

908
00:35:58,041 --> 00:36:00,000
Are you a police officer?

909
00:36:01,166 --> 00:36:02,684
Who, me?

910
00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,434
No! No, no, I'm a... I'm a civilian.

911
00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:08,559
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.

912
00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,059
-I tell her everything.
-[gun cocks]

913
00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,458
-Put that away.
-[man] Yes, sir.

914
00:36:11,958 --> 00:36:12,958
[Jaze] Look at me.

915
00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833
You're sure you're not a cop?

916
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Yeah.

917
00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,416
Come here.

918
00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,601
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.

919
00:36:26,625 --> 00:36:28,833
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.

920
00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:34,726
I, uh... Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.

921
00:36:34,750 --> 00:36:37,041
Do the fucking drugs.

922
00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:40,476
-Yeah. I'll do it.
-All right?

923
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,517
By the way, yeah. [chuckles]

924
00:36:42,541 --> 00:36:45,642
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do... I'll do the drugs, right?

925
00:36:45,666 --> 00:36:47,726
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh...

926
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,226
Okay, here we go. Here we go.

927
00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,392
-[Jaze] Mmm.
-Here we go.

928
00:36:50,416 --> 00:36:52,500
[dramatic music intensifies]

929
00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:54,708
Oh, shit.

930
00:36:56,166 --> 00:36:57,726
[music stops]

931
00:36:57,750 --> 00:37:00,142
-No cop, right?
-[laughing]

932
00:37:00,166 --> 00:37:02,101
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?

933
00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,434
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.

934
00:37:04,458 --> 00:37:06,392
-[music resumes]
-You want me to do another one?

935
00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:08,059
To do a real one, like you mean it.

936
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:09,892
Yeah, like a... like a...
like a criminal bump.

937
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:13,934
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.

938
00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:16,267
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.

939
00:37:16,291 --> 00:37:17,726
[music intensifying]

940
00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:19,125
Double bump, comin' up.

941
00:37:20,708 --> 00:37:21,934
-Oh, shit!
-[Jaze] Whoo!

942
00:37:21,958 --> 00:37:23,226
[Joe chuckling]

943
00:37:23,250 --> 00:37:24,809
-[Jaze] My man!
-[Joe] Yeah.

944
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:25,934
[Jaze] How you feel?

945
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:29,809
Hey, that's, uh... that's in there. Right?

946
00:37:29,833 --> 00:37:32,226
-That stuff kicks in a little fast!
-Right.

947
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,392
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.

948
00:37:34,416 --> 00:37:35,684
[both laughing]

949
00:37:35,708 --> 00:37:36,642
-Okay.
-Yeah.

950
00:37:36,666 --> 00:37:39,142
I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?

951
00:37:39,166 --> 00:37:41,851
-[Jaze] Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
-I can't... I was... I can't leave.

952
00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:42,767
[Jaze] My man.

953
00:37:42,791 --> 00:37:44,434
-Whoo!
-Yeah!

954
00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:46,541
-[Joe] Ha-ha-ha!
-[chuckling]

955
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,392
-[man] There it is, on that side.
-Hey. Oh, you gotta go.

956
00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:53,309
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.

957
00:37:53,333 --> 00:37:56,791
-No. No, no, no, no, no.
-[Mason] They're having fun.

958
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,809
[Joe] Come on, Joe. [groans]

959
00:37:58,833 --> 00:38:00,476
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.

960
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:03,041
Joe. You good?

961
00:38:05,041 --> 00:38:07,041
[music intensifying]

962
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:09,750
Who is Joe?

963
00:38:10,375 --> 00:38:11,375
Hah!

964
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:17,684
[heavy Hispanic accent]
I am... Ricardo Montana.

965
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:19,434
And you no fuck to me.

966
00:38:19,458 --> 00:38:22,083
-Is this racist?
-Oh, yeah, for sure.

967
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,976
-I no like that.
-[Nick] What happened?

968
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:28,517
I no... I no like. I no like you look to me.

969
00:38:28,541 --> 00:38:30,809
Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.

970
00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:32,142
-[hits wall]
-Gah!

971
00:38:32,166 --> 00:38:33,809
No fuck to me. No fuck to me!

972
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:35,267
I fuck to you!

973
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:38,684
[man] Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?

974
00:38:38,708 --> 00:38:41,041
He wasn't doin' anything to you.

975
00:38:41,791 --> 00:38:43,166
[Joe] Hmm.

976
00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:46,142
[spaghetti Western music playing]

977
00:38:46,166 --> 00:38:47,517
You want to fuck to me?

978
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,184
-Mm-hmm.
-[Joe] <i>Un momento.</i>

979
00:38:49,208 --> 00:38:51,017
[sighs]

980
00:38:51,041 --> 00:38:52,041
Leave.

981
00:38:52,625 --> 00:38:53,434
Why?

982
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:57,351
Because I want to say hello...
to my little friend.

983
00:38:57,375 --> 00:38:58,750
-Yep.
-[Nick] Yep, okay.

984
00:39:00,125 --> 00:39:01,583
Okay.

985
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:06,934
So you... you have beef with me?

986
00:39:06,958 --> 00:39:09,726
-One hundred percent beef.
-Does he know this guy?

987
00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:12,142
-Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
-[Joe] Know what?

988
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,517
I let you apologize for interrupting me.

989
00:39:15,541 --> 00:39:17,267
-I'm sorry...
-Hmm!

990
00:39:17,291 --> 00:39:18,809
-That you're a bitch.
-Wait, what?

991
00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:20,809
-[dramatic music playing]
-[Mason] Go, go, go!

992
00:39:20,833 --> 00:39:22,226
-[Nick] Yep!
-Hah!

993
00:39:22,250 --> 00:39:23,684
I no feel it.

994
00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:24,642
Hah!

995
00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,351
-[groans]
-Hah!

996
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,000
Now it's time to party.

997
00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:30,184
Did you just Will Smith me?

998
00:39:30,208 --> 00:39:32,434
I did. But you no get no...

999
00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:34,267
Ah, man! Aah!

1000
00:39:34,291 --> 00:39:35,375
Olé!

1001
00:39:36,416 --> 00:39:38,184
No one touches the Ricardo.

1002
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:40,375
[grunts] Enough!

1003
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,250
[both] Oh!

1004
00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,250
What kind of drugs are you on?

1005
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,125
[crash]

1006
00:39:50,791 --> 00:39:52,083
[gasps] Oops.

1007
00:39:52,666 --> 00:39:53,559
[clattering]

1008
00:39:53,583 --> 00:39:56,351
No, you no... you no know where I is.

1009
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:57,976
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?

1010
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,250
Yah!

1011
00:40:00,125 --> 00:40:01,434
Ay!

1012
00:40:01,458 --> 00:40:02,809
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.

1013
00:40:02,833 --> 00:40:04,541
I no feel it. Aah!

1014
00:40:05,208 --> 00:40:06,958
-Head trauma on the way.
-Oh no.

1015
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,625
-Oof!
-How much can you take?

1016
00:40:12,875 --> 00:40:16,583
-You think you're winning?
-Does this look like losing? Huh?

1017
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,476
[Joe] You go face-first.

1018
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,101
-Face-first!
-[groans]

1019
00:40:21,125 --> 00:40:23,791
I... I win.

1020
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,226
You no...

1021
00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,351
<i>Uno! Dos!</i>

1022
00:40:28,375 --> 00:40:29,375
<i>Quattro!</i>

1023
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,392
No, <i>cinco</i>!

1024
00:40:31,416 --> 00:40:32,583
[yells]

1025
00:40:33,750 --> 00:40:35,208
Oh, God. [groans]

1026
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,059
[man] Open this door!

1027
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,166
No! No, you stay!

1028
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:42,559
[music subsides]

1029
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,726
You fight good!

1030
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:44,916
-[man] Thank you.
-[click]

1031
00:40:45,791 --> 00:40:46,767
Oh! Dude!

1032
00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:48,041
{\an8}-[Nick] Gotta go!
-[Joe] Hola.

1033
00:40:48,708 --> 00:40:51,666
-[Mason] Hunter, we gotta go now.
-[Freshman] Wait a minute.

1034
00:40:52,833 --> 00:40:54,726
Do it! Thank you.

1035
00:40:54,750 --> 00:40:56,434
-Not...
-[Hunter] Uh-oh. Joe?

1036
00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:57,392
I am...

1037
00:40:57,416 --> 00:40:58,892
[Mason] Joe, please, please...

1038
00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:02,184
Ricardo... Montana.

1039
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,142
-Come on, Joe.
-Joe?

1040
00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,767
This is my city.

1041
00:41:04,791 --> 00:41:09,809
-[woman] Did you see that?
-El Rey de Miami.

1042
00:41:09,833 --> 00:41:12,351
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.

1043
00:41:12,375 --> 00:41:13,541
[laughing]

1044
00:41:14,125 --> 00:41:17,208
Welcome to the fiesta.

1045
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:19,226
-You're late, <i>puto</i>.
-[crowd] Ohh.

1046
00:41:19,250 --> 00:41:21,017
-Thank you.
-[Joe] Gah! Aah!

1047
00:41:21,041 --> 00:41:22,309
-I no feel it!
-[Nick] Oh, God!

1048
00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:25,851
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.

1049
00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:27,476
I am Ricardo!

1050
00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:29,250
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]

1051
00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:31,059
[panting]

1052
00:41:31,083 --> 00:41:32,392
[Mason] Run! Run, run!

1053
00:41:32,416 --> 00:41:33,851
-[bouncer] Ah-ah-ah!
-[Hunter] Oh!

1054
00:41:33,875 --> 00:41:35,392
-[Joe] To the horses!
-[Nick] Horses?

1055
00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,392
-I don't know what horses is.
-[Joe] Oh, shit!

1056
00:41:37,416 --> 00:41:39,767
-[crash]
-[Mason] Go, go, go, go, go, go!

1057
00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,684
-[Nick] Oh! Oh, dude!
-[Joe] Gah!

1058
00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:42,851
-I fine.
-[woman] Show me.

1059
00:41:42,875 --> 00:41:44,809
-[Joe] I okay.
-Peekaboo, motherfucker.

1060
00:41:44,833 --> 00:41:47,601
Oh, my friend! Ah!

1061
00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,309
<i>-Puto,</i> yes!
-[Nick] Oh no!

1062
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,101
-[crowd gasping]
-[Joe] To the horses!

1063
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:52,166
These are the horses!

1064
00:41:52,958 --> 00:41:54,476
You don't wanna do that.

1065
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,583
["Gasolina" by Daddy Yankee playing]

1066
00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:02,476
You a dead man. Okay.

1067
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,000
[lyrics in Spanish]

1068
00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:11,916
[neighing]

1069
00:42:13,041 --> 00:42:14,166
[music fades]

1070
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:17,041
[Mason, echoing] Ricardo? Hello?

1071
00:42:17,583 --> 00:42:18,976
Ricardo?

1072
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:20,458
You awake, Ricardo?

1073
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:21,934
Ricardo?

1074
00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:23,017
[scoffs]

1075
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,809
{\an8}-Guys, he's finally awake.
-[Joe] Ricardo?

1076
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:26,226
-[Freshman] Hey!
-[group chuckling]

1077
00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:28,500
[Mason] What are we sippin' on?
Look at this.

1078
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,541
[as Ricardo] <i>Hey, my baby.</i>

1079
00:42:36,708 --> 00:42:38,017
<i>It's your lover.</i>

1080
00:42:38,041 --> 00:42:43,684
<i>♪ A Ella le gusta la gasolina ♪</i>

1081
00:42:43,708 --> 00:42:48,351
<i>♪ Dame más gasolina ♪</i>

1082
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:50,351
[echoing] <i>I love you!</i>

1083
00:42:50,375 --> 00:42:51,892
[suspenseful music playing]

1084
00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:53,250
[tires squeal]

1085
00:42:55,458 --> 00:42:58,767
[Jaze] We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.

1086
00:42:58,791 --> 00:43:01,017
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.

1087
00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,809
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.

1088
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,642
What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.

1089
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,642
Pull it up, pull it up.

1090
00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:08,226
[Mason] <i>Please, please, Joe...</i>

1091
00:43:08,250 --> 00:43:09,476
Right there. Listen.

1092
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:15,351
<i>I am El Rey de Miami.</i>

1093
00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:16,684
<i>This is my city.</i>

1094
00:43:16,708 --> 00:43:19,017
His name? His name is...

1095
00:43:19,041 --> 00:43:21,541
<i>Ricardo Montana.</i>

1096
00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,517
[Nick on video] <i>...wingman...</i>

1097
00:43:23,541 --> 00:43:25,625
[Hunter] <i>I really think...</i>

1098
00:43:28,041 --> 00:43:29,892
-Hey.
-Hey, what's up, Nick?

1099
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:31,892
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,

1100
00:43:31,916 --> 00:43:35,476
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat... you sat this one out.

1101
00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,184
It should just be us, you know?

1102
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,392
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.

1103
00:43:40,416 --> 00:43:41,500
Okay.

1104
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,559
Nick, look, man, I get it.

1105
00:43:43,583 --> 00:43:46,434
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,

1106
00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:48,351
and because of that feeling, you know,

1107
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:52,142
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.

1108
00:43:52,166 --> 00:43:54,142
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.

1109
00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:56,767
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.

1110
00:43:56,791 --> 00:43:58,101
-Like a career, you know?
-Yeah.

1111
00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:00,184
Yeah, well, I know what I... I'm gonna do.

1112
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:02,791
-Okay.
-I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.

1113
00:44:03,500 --> 00:44:04,809
Ah, that's a hard C.

1114
00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:08,267
I don't think I really need help,
though... Nick.

1115
00:44:08,291 --> 00:44:09,416
Oh,

1116
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:11,892
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.

1117
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:12,851
Well, mine's was a K.

1118
00:44:12,875 --> 00:44:14,392
Whatever, man. I'm good.

1119
00:44:14,416 --> 00:44:16,125
-Oh.
-My life is gonna be lit.

1120
00:44:16,625 --> 00:44:18,851
-Well, mine too, buddy.
-Yeah?

1121
00:44:18,875 --> 00:44:20,434
-Lit-y.
-Great.

1122
00:44:20,458 --> 00:44:21,851
-Okay.
-Cool.

1123
00:44:21,875 --> 00:44:23,059
-Yeah.
-Huh.

1124
00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:24,142
-[snorts]
-[scoffs]

1125
00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,351
-Tsk.
-Pfft.

1126
00:44:25,375 --> 00:44:27,101
-All right.
-So we're good?

1127
00:44:27,125 --> 00:44:28,226
Yeah.

1128
00:44:28,250 --> 00:44:31,851
Uh. so maybe you just...
stay around here tonight, I mean?

1129
00:44:31,875 --> 00:44:35,017
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?

1130
00:44:35,041 --> 00:44:36,791
I don't ice my back.

1131
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,142
You know... you know what, Nick? I'm going.

1132
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:42,250
[upbeat salsa music playing]

1133
00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:47,392
[Joe laughs] Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.

1134
00:44:47,416 --> 00:44:49,476
-Wow!
-Medium well, please.

1135
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:50,601
Right, right, right, right.

1136
00:44:50,625 --> 00:44:57,434
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.

1137
00:44:57,458 --> 00:44:59,434
-The book.
-Oh shit.

1138
00:44:59,458 --> 00:45:00,809
[Mason] Nick, this is the... the...

1139
00:45:00,833 --> 00:45:03,351
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.

1140
00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:05,017
Oh, our first concert.

1141
00:45:05,041 --> 00:45:06,809
-The OutKast reunion!
-[Nick] Yes, bro.

1142
00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:09,892
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.

1143
00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,142
You're about to get married.

1144
00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,934
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.

1145
00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:17,017
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.

1146
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:19,601
-I got you, bro. Love you, man.
-Thank you.

1147
00:45:19,625 --> 00:45:22,809
-[Hunter] Aw, that's a good gift.
-That's nice. Really nice.

1148
00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:24,601
All your memories are in that book?

1149
00:45:24,625 --> 00:45:27,601
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?

1150
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:31,476
This is a physical representation
of who we are.

1151
00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:33,017
Nick started it when we were 12.

1152
00:45:33,041 --> 00:45:35,976
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.

1153
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,976
-Can... can I take a look at it?
-I don't know if...

1154
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,392
-[Mason] Can you look?
-[Joe] Yeah.

1155
00:45:39,416 --> 00:45:41,476
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be <i>in</i> this book.

1156
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,059
-[Freshman chuckles]
-Well, that...

1157
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,517
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.

1158
00:45:46,541 --> 00:45:47,642
It's incredible, actually.

1159
00:45:47,666 --> 00:45:50,184
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.

1160
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,267
-[Mason] That's right.
-[Joe] Wow. Look at you guys.

1161
00:45:52,291 --> 00:45:55,833
-Is this what Facebook was like?
-Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?

1162
00:45:57,416 --> 00:45:58,750
Sure, Nick.

1163
00:45:59,541 --> 00:46:01,875
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.

1164
00:46:02,458 --> 00:46:03,851
-It's an old book, you know?
-Got it.

1165
00:46:03,875 --> 00:46:05,041
[phone buzzing]

1166
00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,101
-Sorry, give me... give me one second.
-[Mason] Oh, yeah, take your time.

1167
00:46:10,125 --> 00:46:12,934
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out

1168
00:46:12,958 --> 00:46:16,184
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.

1169
00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:20,559
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,

1170
00:46:20,583 --> 00:46:22,934
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.

1171
00:46:22,958 --> 00:46:25,601
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.

1172
00:46:25,625 --> 00:46:27,226
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.

1173
00:46:27,250 --> 00:46:28,601
<i>Joe Nixon's back, baby!</i>

1174
00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:30,226
-Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
<i>-Oh.</i>

1175
00:46:30,250 --> 00:46:31,351
You know, except...

1176
00:46:31,375 --> 00:46:34,142
-Why'd you say "except?"
-There's no women in this footage.

1177
00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,934
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.

1178
00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,642
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?

1179
00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,392
I was thinking about titties,
talking about...

1180
00:46:40,416 --> 00:46:43,017
<i>Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?</i>

1181
00:46:43,041 --> 00:46:45,059
That's 50 percent of the customer base.

1182
00:46:45,083 --> 00:46:47,101
-The female demo, yeah.
-<i>Yes.</i>

1183
00:46:47,125 --> 00:46:48,601
So go find some Gen Z women.

1184
00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,351
-Shit.
-<i>Okay, I gotta go</i>.

1185
00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:51,934
Hey, did you turn the oven on?

1186
00:46:51,958 --> 00:46:53,392
No more dino nuggets!

1187
00:46:53,416 --> 00:46:55,809
<i>-We had dino nuggets...</i>
-[laughs] Oh!

1188
00:46:55,833 --> 00:46:59,476
[in Spanish] It's the Tiger,
Ricardo Montana!

1189
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,434
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.

1190
00:47:02,458 --> 00:47:04,934
-Cold-blooded...
-Cold-blooded!

1191
00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:11,333
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!

1192
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,767
-[stamps]
-Oh!

1193
00:47:14,791 --> 00:47:15,809
Gracias.

1194
00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,916
[exclaiming in Spanish]

1195
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,892
[suspenseful music playing]

1196
00:47:22,916 --> 00:47:24,625
[in English] Please
take this away from me.

1197
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,333
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.

1198
00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,208
[phone chimes]

1199
00:47:32,625 --> 00:47:33,916
You fucking kidding me?

1200
00:47:35,458 --> 00:47:37,625
-[tires screech]
-[horn blares]

1201
00:47:38,458 --> 00:47:40,291
[techno music playing in club]

1202
00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,767
[Joe] I already know what you thinkin'.

1203
00:47:42,791 --> 00:47:46,101
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?

1204
00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,333
"Somebody normal."

1205
00:47:47,833 --> 00:47:48,642
Wrong!

1206
00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:51,726
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.

1207
00:47:51,750 --> 00:47:54,809
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.

1208
00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:58,184
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.

1209
00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,142
-Look, here's what you're gonna do.
-Yeah.

1210
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,017
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.

1211
00:48:02,041 --> 00:48:04,892
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?

1212
00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:06,726
Do something to start the conversation.

1213
00:48:06,750 --> 00:48:09,934
-Oh, wow.
-Say, "I need help settling this debate."

1214
00:48:09,958 --> 00:48:12,017
-This is like a master class.
-[Hunter] A debate?

1215
00:48:12,041 --> 00:48:13,851
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
-Blacks versus whites.

1216
00:48:13,875 --> 00:48:14,809
[splutters]

1217
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:15,851
-What?
-Probably not.

1218
00:48:15,875 --> 00:48:16,851
-No, man.
-[woman] Whoo!

1219
00:48:16,875 --> 00:48:20,267
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?

1220
00:48:20,291 --> 00:48:21,976
-Yeah.
-They're here, dawg.

1221
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,517
-Six o'clock.
-No way.

1222
00:48:23,541 --> 00:48:26,059
-We gotta wait till six o'clock?
-No, six o'clock.

1223
00:48:26,083 --> 00:48:27,083
[woman laughing]

1224
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:29,666
-Whoo! Cheers!
<i>-♪ Can't touch this... ♪</i>

1225
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:31,226
-Hunter.
-Yeah?

1226
00:48:31,250 --> 00:48:33,309
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.

1227
00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:35,601
-Look at what I'm calling.
-I don't know what that means.

1228
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:37,351
-Follow me!
-Okay, got it.

1229
00:48:37,375 --> 00:48:39,125
[ominous music playing]

1230
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,666
<i>-¿Cómo está?</i>
-[bouncer] Hey, what's goin' on?

1231
00:48:42,166 --> 00:48:43,458
Have a good night. Enjoy.

1232
00:48:43,958 --> 00:48:45,309
Ladies!

1233
00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:47,642
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.

1234
00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:48,892
Oh, well, hi.

1235
00:48:48,916 --> 00:48:50,934
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?

1236
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:53,017
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.

1237
00:48:53,041 --> 00:48:54,184
Bride. I don't know.

1238
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:56,309
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!

1239
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:58,476
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.

1240
00:48:58,500 --> 00:49:00,583
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.

1241
00:49:01,166 --> 00:49:03,101
{\an8}-Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
-Hi.

1242
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:04,309
-Nice to meet you.
-Freshman?

1243
00:49:04,333 --> 00:49:06,726
-Like, "Freshman" like school.
-Oh, I went to school too.

1244
00:49:06,750 --> 00:49:08,684
-I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
-What?

1245
00:49:08,708 --> 00:49:10,892
-I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
-No! Absolutely not.

1246
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:13,559
I called the play. I called the play! Go.

1247
00:49:13,583 --> 00:49:15,000
All right, here we go.

1248
00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:19,434
-You.
-Me?

1249
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:20,934
I've been watching you dance.

1250
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,726
I also have a big penis.

1251
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,559
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?

1252
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:26,351
Yeah, I'm just gonna... I'm sorry, I don't.

1253
00:49:26,375 --> 00:49:27,851
-I'm Hunter. How are you?
-Scarlett.

1254
00:49:27,875 --> 00:49:29,476
-You never bail. Shit.
-[clattering]

1255
00:49:29,500 --> 00:49:30,767
-Hi.
-Oh, hello.

1256
00:49:30,791 --> 00:49:32,892
-It's nice to meet you. [barks]
-How are you? Oh!

1257
00:49:32,916 --> 00:49:34,392
-[chuckles] Oh, that's cool.
-Yeah.

1258
00:49:34,416 --> 00:49:36,309
-[barking]
-[laughs] Oh, barking.

1259
00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,392
Yeah. Hey, Joe?

1260
00:49:37,416 --> 00:49:38,791
-Yeah?
-I'll see you after.

1261
00:49:40,291 --> 00:49:42,291
-Hey.
-Hi.

1262
00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,351
How you doin'?

1263
00:49:44,375 --> 00:49:46,267
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.

1264
00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:49,059
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.

1265
00:49:49,083 --> 00:49:50,601
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.

1266
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:54,767
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then... then we're gonna fuck, right?

1267
00:49:54,791 --> 00:49:56,142
No. No, we not.

1268
00:49:56,166 --> 00:49:58,226
-Pull your dick out.
-What?

1269
00:49:58,250 --> 00:49:59,726
I can get to it if you want me to.

1270
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,684
-It's easy if I just put a leg up.
-Huh?

1271
00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:03,517
-I have a condom on already.
-You got a what?

1272
00:50:03,541 --> 00:50:05,625
[ominous music playing]

1273
00:50:09,875 --> 00:50:12,184
-You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
-Okay.

1274
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:13,851
<i>-Oh my gosh!
-Oh! Oh, that's okay.</i>

1275
00:50:13,875 --> 00:50:15,392
-We can save it.
-[bride] It's fine.

1276
00:50:15,416 --> 00:50:17,059
<i>-Let's just cheers now.</i>
-[Mason] <i>Okay.</i>

1277
00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:18,559
Don't spit that. Don't sp...

1278
00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:19,684
-Hey, hey. Listen.
-Yeah.

1279
00:50:19,708 --> 00:50:23,392
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.

1280
00:50:23,416 --> 00:50:25,851
-Thank you.
-Means a lot. Come here, man.

1281
00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:27,708
-All right.
-That's what grown men do.

1282
00:50:30,125 --> 00:50:32,476
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.

1283
00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:33,916
He's gotta be here somewhere.

1284
00:50:39,083 --> 00:50:42,601
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?

1285
00:50:42,625 --> 00:50:44,684
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.

1286
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,892
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here

1287
00:50:46,916 --> 00:50:48,892
that we're trying to have a boys' night.

1288
00:50:48,916 --> 00:50:50,642
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.

1289
00:50:50,666 --> 00:50:52,392
-The fuck?
-Come on, it'll be fun.

1290
00:50:52,416 --> 00:50:53,809
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.

1291
00:50:53,833 --> 00:50:55,351
-Yeah.
-[Joe] Have a little powwow.

1292
00:50:55,375 --> 00:50:57,267
-Y'all just give us a second.
-[woman 1] Okay.

1293
00:50:57,291 --> 00:50:59,309
With the guys. Will you back off?

1294
00:50:59,333 --> 00:51:00,625
-Please.
-Come on, baby.

1295
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:08,684
Come on, Hunter!

1296
00:51:08,708 --> 00:51:10,351
-Whoo!
-[Freshman] Ha ha!

1297
00:51:10,375 --> 00:51:11,559
-[Hunter] Yeah!
-Dang!

1298
00:51:11,583 --> 00:51:15,684
-My life changed completely. So fast.
-You're on the plane. You gotta land it.

1299
00:51:15,708 --> 00:51:17,934
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.

1300
00:51:17,958 --> 00:51:19,017
-[Joe] Yes.
-Yeah.

1301
00:51:19,041 --> 00:51:21,892
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.

1302
00:51:21,916 --> 00:51:23,017
Oh, yeah.

1303
00:51:23,041 --> 00:51:25,767
-Oh shit, yeah.
-If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.

1304
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,184
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,

1305
00:51:28,208 --> 00:51:30,184
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.

1306
00:51:30,208 --> 00:51:32,434
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.

1307
00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:33,726
I know, but that's aggressive.

1308
00:51:33,750 --> 00:51:35,833
[suspenseful music playing]

1309
00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:43,892
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.

1310
00:51:43,916 --> 00:51:46,059
I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not fucking either, Mase.

1311
00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:48,726
-You're not?
-So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.

1312
00:51:48,750 --> 00:51:51,392
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.

1313
00:51:51,416 --> 00:51:52,976
-[all] Yes?
-We're in.

1314
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:54,351
[squealing]

1315
00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:56,458
-[squeal echoing]
-[ominous music playing]

1316
00:51:58,250 --> 00:52:00,017
-No...
-[echoing] We'll go in the stretch limo.

1317
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:01,291
[Joe] I know!

1318
00:52:09,916 --> 00:52:11,875
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.

1319
00:52:12,916 --> 00:52:15,125
[Joe] Walk! Just go.

1320
00:52:16,541 --> 00:52:18,101
-[woman 2] Lead the way!
-[phone rings]

1321
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,726
-[woman 2] Wanna call your mama?
-[Joe] Take the bag. No, please...

1322
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:23,476
-[woman 2] Meet you in there, baby.
-[Joe] Get in the car, please!

1323
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,017
-Hello?
-[Jennifer] <i>Hey, babe.</i>

1324
00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:26,059
Hey... Hey!

1325
00:52:26,083 --> 00:52:27,434
I think this is the wrong number.

1326
00:52:27,458 --> 00:52:30,351
-I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
-[Joe] <i>Hah! I can explain that.</i>

1327
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:32,184
-I can, I can give you...
<i>-No, thank you.</i>

1328
00:52:32,208 --> 00:52:33,601
Um, I'm just calling you back.

1329
00:52:33,625 --> 00:52:35,101
<i>Unless now's not a good time.</i>

1330
00:52:35,125 --> 00:52:37,476
No. No, no, no. No!
This... this is a great time.

1331
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:39,184
-Joe! Come on!
-[thud]

1332
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:41,017
[woman 2] <i>Hurry up. Get your dick in here!</i>

1333
00:52:41,041 --> 00:52:42,601
[barking]

1334
00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:45,267
-Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
-Who is that?

1335
00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,309
I'm in the v... I'm in the big van.

1336
00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,851
[Jennifer] <i>Who the fuck is that?</i>

1337
00:52:48,875 --> 00:52:52,226
Oh, who's that? You... No. Ah. That's, um...

1338
00:52:52,250 --> 00:52:53,559
<i>Hunter... So this...</i>

1339
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,476
[chuckles] It's crazy. He broke up...

1340
00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:57,392
-[woman 2] Whether you like it or not?
-[beep]

1341
00:52:57,416 --> 00:52:59,059
You're gonna give me that dick!

1342
00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:00,684
No dick for you.

1343
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:01,726
-[beep]
-You there?

1344
00:53:01,750 --> 00:53:04,142
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could... Give me...

1345
00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,934
Give me, like...
give me, like, a quick minute.

1346
00:53:05,958 --> 00:53:08,434
-<i>Let me deal with some stuff real quick...</i>
-No.

1347
00:53:08,458 --> 00:53:12,267
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.

1348
00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:13,934
-I can't.
<i>-What? Why would you say that?</i>

1349
00:53:13,958 --> 00:53:16,059
-You are the priority.
-I'm not.

1350
00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:19,267
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.

1351
00:53:19,291 --> 00:53:22,101
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.

1352
00:53:22,125 --> 00:53:24,851
-<i>I'll be gone when you get back.</i>
-No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.

1353
00:53:24,875 --> 00:53:26,625
-[disconnection tone]
-That's...

1354
00:53:27,375 --> 00:53:29,333
[woman 2] Baby,
you done with your phone call?

1355
00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,833
[Latin hip-hop music playing in limo]

1356
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:34,416
[Mason] Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?

1357
00:53:34,916 --> 00:53:37,166
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.

1358
00:53:38,416 --> 00:53:41,208
Okay, so... what are you gonna do about it?

1359
00:53:42,333 --> 00:53:44,708
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.

1360
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:48,017
I got the perfect thing.

1361
00:53:48,041 --> 00:53:50,267
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz

1362
00:53:50,291 --> 00:53:52,684
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?

1363
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:57,250
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?

1364
00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:58,892
Sure.

1365
00:53:58,916 --> 00:54:00,208
Do you love this woman?

1366
00:54:00,958 --> 00:54:01,767
Yes.

1367
00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:05,017
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?

1368
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:06,601
Don't think, just answer.

1369
00:54:06,625 --> 00:54:08,791
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?

1370
00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,392
Yes.

1371
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,041
You passed the test.

1372
00:54:13,791 --> 00:54:16,351
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the...

1373
00:54:16,375 --> 00:54:18,392
No, the test had like, a hundred questions

1374
00:54:18,416 --> 00:54:21,392
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.

1375
00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:23,601
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.

1376
00:54:23,625 --> 00:54:27,267
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.

1377
00:54:27,291 --> 00:54:28,226
Mmm.

1378
00:54:28,250 --> 00:54:33,934
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?

1379
00:54:33,958 --> 00:54:36,309
Go home and tell her that you love her,

1380
00:54:36,333 --> 00:54:39,166
that you wanna be with her forever.

1381
00:54:39,666 --> 00:54:41,916
I promise you, if she is the right one,

1382
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,333
she will take you as you are.

1383
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:46,458
Wow.

1384
00:54:47,125 --> 00:54:49,583
-[poignant music playing]
-How old are you again?

1385
00:54:50,166 --> 00:54:51,750
[clicks tongue and chuckles]

1386
00:54:52,416 --> 00:54:54,934
-[Hunter] Well, I got it.
-Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?

1387
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:56,267
-[Scarlett] A shot!
-[bride] Yes!

1388
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,642
I'm not getting married, guys!

1389
00:54:57,666 --> 00:55:00,976
-So I can still have some fun. Come on!
-[cheering]

1390
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,059
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

1391
00:55:03,083 --> 00:55:04,392
-[woman 2] Yeah!
-[bride] Whoo!

1392
00:55:04,416 --> 00:55:06,059
You guys should talk, man.

1393
00:55:06,083 --> 00:55:09,642
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.

1394
00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:11,726
-Whoo! I like that. I like that.
-Yeah!

1395
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:15,226
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's... it's pretty amazing.

1396
00:55:15,250 --> 00:55:17,892
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,

1397
00:55:17,916 --> 00:55:20,101
that's the stuff worth fighting for.

1398
00:55:20,125 --> 00:55:23,976
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.

1399
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,458
I hope so.

1400
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,184
Hey, I've been meanin', uh...
to talk to you about somethin'.

1401
00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:33,059
-Yeah.
-It's a little, um... work-related.

1402
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,083
[yawning] Uh-huh.

1403
00:55:35,041 --> 00:55:37,476
-[woman 2] Hi! All out of beverage.
-[bride] We're doing shots.

1404
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:40,017
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.

1405
00:55:40,041 --> 00:55:42,434
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.

1406
00:55:42,458 --> 00:55:45,476
I have some for you.
[echoing] Glug-glug-glug.

1407
00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,976
That last shot, though,
I think I might have... made a mistake.

1408
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,392
-[giggles]
-Guys, it's all spinning.

1409
00:55:51,416 --> 00:55:53,642
-[Nick] You gonna take care of me...
-What's goin' on?

1410
00:55:53,666 --> 00:55:55,309
[Hunter] This car is so long.

1411
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:56,916
-[suspenseful music playing]
-Hey.

1412
00:55:57,416 --> 00:55:58,351
[mumbles]

1413
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:00,101
[bride] What, baby?
What you worried about?

1414
00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:02,916
[slurring] Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.

1415
00:56:09,166 --> 00:56:10,976
[echoing] I know you fucking lying...

1416
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,000
<i>You fucking lying... lying</i>...

1417
00:56:15,416 --> 00:56:17,559
[echoing] Night-night, bitch.

1418
00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,666
[laughter echoing]

1419
00:56:23,458 --> 00:56:24,916
[music fades]

1420
00:56:28,250 --> 00:56:30,250
[seabirds calling]

1421
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:36,875
[Mason coughing]

1422
00:56:41,125 --> 00:56:42,250
[Nick groans]

1423
00:56:43,208 --> 00:56:44,767
[Mason] Yo, is everybody okay?

1424
00:56:44,791 --> 00:56:45,851
[Hunter] I think so.

1425
00:56:45,875 --> 00:56:47,476
[Mason] Shit!

1426
00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,208
They stole my phone and my wallet.

1427
00:56:51,458 --> 00:56:53,559
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.

1428
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:54,625
[Nick] Wait, what?

1429
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,976
What the fuck? Wait, they...

1430
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,476
-They fucking robbed us, man.
-[Mason] That's what I just said.

1431
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,476
[Nick] I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.

1432
00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:05,267
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.

1433
00:57:05,291 --> 00:57:07,726
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.

1434
00:57:07,750 --> 00:57:09,309
Oh, shut the fuck up.

1435
00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:11,583
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.

1436
00:57:13,375 --> 00:57:15,517
-Freshman, the girls robbed us.
-Huh?

1437
00:57:15,541 --> 00:57:17,892
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.

1438
00:57:17,916 --> 00:57:18,976
Girls can be bad?

1439
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,083
Wait. Wait, wait.

1440
00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:21,958
Where's the book, dude?

1441
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:23,958
The fucking book, guys.

1442
00:57:25,583 --> 00:57:27,184
They stole the fucking book, man.

1443
00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,434
-They took the fucking book, Joe!
-I'm sorry.

1444
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:32,517
-This big excursion, so fun, man.
-I'm sorry.

1445
00:57:32,541 --> 00:57:35,291
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!

1446
00:57:36,416 --> 00:57:38,351
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?

1447
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:41,559
-We don't even know where we are.
-We could be in fucking Cuba.

1448
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,559
We're not in Cuba.

1449
00:57:42,583 --> 00:57:46,041
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?

1450
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,726
Come on, on your feet. Let's just...
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.

1451
00:57:50,750 --> 00:57:53,833
["(I Got) So Much Trouble in My Mind"
by Sir Joe Quarterman playing]

1452
00:57:55,083 --> 00:57:57,666
<i>♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪</i>

1453
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:01,625
<i>♪ Give me the strength to carry on... ♪</i>

1454
00:58:02,541 --> 00:58:05,291
[Freshman] Hey, Joe, this a beach.

1455
00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:08,267
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.

1456
00:58:08,291 --> 00:58:09,791
<i>♪ Think about it ♪</i>

1457
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:13,583
<i>♪ I think about it, I think about it... ♪</i>

1458
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:16,267
[Hunter] Tiny-ass island.

1459
00:58:16,291 --> 00:58:18,351
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.

1460
00:58:18,375 --> 00:58:20,101
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.

1461
00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:22,309
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.

1462
00:58:22,333 --> 00:58:24,809
No, Freshman, just eat each other.

1463
00:58:24,833 --> 00:58:26,684
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.

1464
00:58:26,708 --> 00:58:28,828
-[Nick] You will be the first one.
-[Joe] I'm not...

1465
00:58:29,333 --> 00:58:30,476
-[Nick] Shit.
-[Joe] Hold on.

1466
00:58:30,500 --> 00:58:32,476
-[Freshman and Mason] What?
-A boat. Look.

1467
00:58:32,500 --> 00:58:34,291
-There's a boat!
-[all] Hey! Hey!

1468
00:58:36,541 --> 00:58:37,976
-[Freshman] Hey.
-[Hunter] Hey, sir.

1469
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,601
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

1470
00:58:39,625 --> 00:58:41,809
-[click]
-What the hell? Where did you come from?

1471
00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:43,309
Have you been watching us?

1472
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,726
Yeah, from... from over there.

1473
00:58:44,750 --> 00:58:47,476
Look, it's an emergency.
These women... girls, rather,

1474
00:58:47,500 --> 00:58:50,101
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?

1475
00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:51,017
Self-respect.

1476
00:58:51,041 --> 00:58:52,851
-Bad people.
-Pretty people, though.

1477
00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,458
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.

1478
00:58:57,833 --> 00:59:00,083
[dramatic music playing]

1479
00:59:00,666 --> 00:59:02,434
[man 1 shouting on deck]
Twist it, twist it!

1480
00:59:02,458 --> 00:59:04,184
[man 2] If it's there, we breathe in!

1481
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,767
[heavy footsteps]

1482
00:59:05,791 --> 00:59:07,851
-[man 1] Yeah! It stinks...
-Tell you what, man.

1483
00:59:07,875 --> 00:59:11,017
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.

1484
00:59:11,041 --> 00:59:12,809
If that fisherman hadn't been there...

1485
00:59:12,833 --> 00:59:14,184
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.

1486
00:59:14,208 --> 00:59:16,351
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?

1487
00:59:16,375 --> 00:59:18,809
-We're on a boat.
-No, I know we're on a boat, man.

1488
00:59:18,833 --> 00:59:21,017
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.

1489
00:59:21,041 --> 00:59:23,017
-What is all this fucking shit?
-Probably fish.

1490
00:59:23,041 --> 00:59:25,184
-[Mason] Let's just open it.
-[Nick] It should be fish.

1491
00:59:25,208 --> 00:59:27,226
[Hunter] It's not fish.
Why would it be locked up?

1492
00:59:27,250 --> 00:59:28,750
-[Nick] Okay.
-[Mason sighs]

1493
00:59:31,041 --> 00:59:32,226
[Nick] Wh... what is that?

1494
00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:33,184
Pool noodle?

1495
00:59:33,208 --> 00:59:35,476
-Freshly used.
-It's not a pool noodle.

1496
00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:37,767
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the...

1497
00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:39,309
-[squelching]
-In the pool.

1498
00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:41,767
-Heavier than they normally would be.
-[Nick] What's so funny?

1499
00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:44,184
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?

1500
00:59:44,208 --> 00:59:45,976
[Freshman] The boxes say
"<i>Kujira no penisu.</i>"

1501
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,267
What language is that? What?

1502
00:59:47,291 --> 00:59:49,767
-[Freshman] Every box is in Japanese.
-You can read Japanese?

1503
00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:51,809
-[Freshman] Yeah.
-What do you mean, "yeah"?

1504
00:59:51,833 --> 00:59:53,559
-I'm a hyperpolyglot.
-You're a what?

1505
00:59:53,583 --> 00:59:55,851
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.

1506
00:59:55,875 --> 00:59:57,267
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?

1507
00:59:57,291 --> 00:59:59,851
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.

1508
00:59:59,875 --> 01:00:02,101
-[Joe] You couldn't start with that?
-[Mason] Hey, relax.

1509
01:00:02,125 --> 01:00:05,351
-Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
-There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.

1510
01:00:05,375 --> 01:00:07,309
-These are extremely valuable.
-[Nick] What?

1511
01:00:07,333 --> 01:00:09,184
There's a whole black market
to sell these.

1512
01:00:09,208 --> 01:00:11,726
-They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
-How do you know?

1513
01:00:11,750 --> 01:00:14,142
-Did you study whale dicks?
-Briefly, online.

1514
01:00:14,166 --> 01:00:15,934
-Is this illegal?
-They're fucking smugglers.

1515
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,226
-I told you!
-[Nick] Sh, sh!

1516
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:18,267
-[footsteps]
-Sh, sh, sh!

1517
01:00:18,291 --> 01:00:19,351
[helicopter hovering]

1518
01:00:19,375 --> 01:00:21,601
[dramatic music playing]

1519
01:00:21,625 --> 01:00:23,559
[woman] <i>This is the US Coast Guard.</i>

1520
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:26,142
<i>Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.</i>

1521
01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:27,809
[man 1] Board this, asshole!

1522
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:30,392
-[Hunter] We gotta get outta here now.
-[Joe] Do not go out there.

1523
01:00:30,416 --> 01:00:33,184
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,

1524
01:00:33,208 --> 01:00:35,476
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.

1525
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,934
-[man 1] They're not getting my penises!
-[gunshot]

1526
01:00:37,958 --> 01:00:39,875
[gunfire]

1527
01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:43,559
Do not fucking move.

1528
01:00:43,583 --> 01:00:46,142
-Don't move? They're shooting!
-I don't give a shit what they do.

1529
01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:48,892
-[Nick] I don't wanna get shot.
-You'll get shot if you go up there.

1530
01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:49,934
We're gonna stay here.

1531
01:00:49,958 --> 01:00:51,059
-[Freshman] Hey.
-Stay here.

1532
01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:53,416
[woman] <i>Drop your weapons
and put your hands up.</i>

1533
01:00:53,916 --> 01:00:56,184
[man 1] Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?

1534
01:00:56,208 --> 01:00:57,267
-[gunfire]
-[Joe] Listen.

1535
01:00:57,291 --> 01:00:58,934
-[man 1] Whoo!
-They jumped off the boat.

1536
01:00:58,958 --> 01:01:00,726
-[Nick] What do you mean?
-They jumped off!

1537
01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,500
-So who's driving the fucking boat?
-There's no one driving the fucking boat.

1538
01:01:05,083 --> 01:01:08,642
[Nick] Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!

1539
01:01:08,666 --> 01:01:09,934
-[Freshman yelps]
-[Nick] Oh no!

1540
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:11,976
-Go, go!
-[Mason] Get the fuck out!

1541
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,934
-[Nick] What? Oh shit.
-[Mason] Get the fuck out!

1542
01:01:13,958 --> 01:01:15,684
-[all yelling]
-[Nick] I got it.

1543
01:01:15,708 --> 01:01:17,267
Okay, I got it.

1544
01:01:17,291 --> 01:01:18,226
[Joe] Oh!

1545
01:01:18,250 --> 01:01:20,601
-Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
-Okay.

1546
01:01:20,625 --> 01:01:21,517
-Turn it?
-Hurry up!

1547
01:01:21,541 --> 01:01:22,601
-[Joe] And push.
-Come on!

1548
01:01:22,625 --> 01:01:23,726
-It ain't opening!
-Sorry!

1549
01:01:23,750 --> 01:01:26,351
-I'm really sorry.
-What are you sorry about? Get it open!

1550
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:28,892
-We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
-No.

1551
01:01:28,916 --> 01:01:29,892
-What?
-Can't do three.

1552
01:01:29,916 --> 01:01:32,267
-[Nick] What?
-I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.

1553
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:33,601
-Okay, fine. Fuck!
-You ready?

1554
01:01:33,625 --> 01:01:35,559
One, two, three, four.

1555
01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:36,851
-[metal grinding]
-[Nick groans]

1556
01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,142
-[Joe] I told you.
-[Nick] Yes!

1557
01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:39,726
-All my life.
-I've never done on four.

1558
01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:41,101
-I can't.
-I've only done three.

1559
01:01:41,125 --> 01:01:43,142
-I've never been able to do three.
-Go!

1560
01:01:43,166 --> 01:01:45,726
-Go!
-Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.

1561
01:01:45,750 --> 01:01:47,642
-[Hunter] Wait for me.
-[Joe] Grab a whale dick!

1562
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,666
Swim to the beach.

1563
01:01:49,666 --> 01:01:51,226
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?

1564
01:01:51,250 --> 01:01:52,750
-I got a dick.
-Grab a dick!

1565
01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:57,767
-[music fades]
-[Joe] It's good these things float.

1566
01:01:57,791 --> 01:01:59,559
[Freshman] They way better
than pool noodles.

1567
01:01:59,583 --> 01:02:02,642
-[Mason] I just need to lay down.
-[Hunter] I swallowed so much water.

1568
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:05,583
[Nick] I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.

1569
01:02:07,625 --> 01:02:09,184
[Freshman sighs] I'm so thirsty.

1570
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:10,476
[Mason sighs]

1571
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,875
[all groaning]

1572
01:02:14,583 --> 01:02:16,976
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.

1573
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,059
-Without these dicks, we don't make it.
-Hey, Joe.

1574
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:20,434
-[Joe] Yeah?
-There's a jellyfish.

1575
01:02:20,458 --> 01:02:23,184
[Joe] Oh, shit!
Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.

1576
01:02:23,208 --> 01:02:24,976
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.

1577
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,142
-Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
-What?

1578
01:02:26,166 --> 01:02:27,726
-[Hunter] I think it got you.
-Joe.

1579
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,351
-It got who?
-[Nick] Your face!

1580
01:02:29,375 --> 01:02:31,059
-It got me on the fuckin' face?
-[all] Oh!

1581
01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:32,642
-[Hunter] Oh, my God!
-[Mason] Oh, shit!

1582
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,101
[all wailing]

1583
01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:36,142
-Do you feel anything?
-Guys, I think it got me!

1584
01:02:36,166 --> 01:02:37,976
-[Mason] Yeah, no, we know!
-It got me!

1585
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,351
-Use the dick.
-What?

1586
01:02:39,375 --> 01:02:42,184
-The dick has healing properties.
-Is it fuckin' swollen?

1587
01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:44,851
-If you put your face on it, it will help.
-No! No!

1588
01:02:44,875 --> 01:02:47,392
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.

1589
01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:49,184
That's bullshit, man!

1590
01:02:49,208 --> 01:02:52,750
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.

1591
01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,351
[Joe] Whatever it is,
it's numbing it a little.

1592
01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:59,875
[all laughing helplessly]

1593
01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,559
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.

1594
01:03:03,583 --> 01:03:06,934
-Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
-[Nick] That whale will never forget you!

1595
01:03:06,958 --> 01:03:09,642
Okay, that's not...
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.

1596
01:03:09,666 --> 01:03:11,934
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.

1597
01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,017
I need ginger.

1598
01:03:13,041 --> 01:03:14,892
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,

1599
01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,892
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.

1600
01:03:16,916 --> 01:03:18,333
God, it fuckin' hurts.

1601
01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:20,267
That got pretty epic back there,

1602
01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:23,059
but... we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.

1603
01:03:23,083 --> 01:03:25,666
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.

1604
01:03:26,583 --> 01:03:28,250
I was thinking, um...

1605
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:31,267
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.

1606
01:03:31,291 --> 01:03:32,833
Say that again?

1607
01:03:33,833 --> 01:03:37,267
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.

1608
01:03:37,291 --> 01:03:39,309
So I want you there on my big day. Please.

1609
01:03:39,333 --> 01:03:42,351
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?

1610
01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:43,809
-All right. Let's...
-I mean that.

1611
01:03:43,833 --> 01:03:46,101
-Let's go get you some Benadryl.
-Yeah, I'm fine.

1612
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:48,976
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.

1613
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:51,851
[man] <i>I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?</i>

1614
01:03:51,875 --> 01:03:53,142
<i>What is this guy, a ghost?</i>

1615
01:03:53,166 --> 01:03:55,559
<i>There's too many people
on the streets talking.</i>

1616
01:03:55,583 --> 01:03:58,142
<i>If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?</i>

1617
01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,059
-<i>Fuck no.</i>
-Stop.

1618
01:03:59,083 --> 01:04:01,184
-<i>I want my drugs back. Tonight.</i>
-Go back.

1619
01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,226
Stop.

1620
01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:03,851
-Fuck! There he is.
<i>-What?</i>

1621
01:04:03,875 --> 01:04:06,684
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.

1622
01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:09,101
-Pull up the address.
<i>-He's renting one of our properties?</i>

1623
01:04:09,125 --> 01:04:11,642
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.

1624
01:04:11,666 --> 01:04:14,559
<i>And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?</i>

1625
01:04:14,583 --> 01:04:16,517
He's a fucking dead man.

1626
01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:18,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]

1627
01:04:21,666 --> 01:04:23,166
[group groaning]

1628
01:04:23,916 --> 01:04:25,351
-[Mason] Unbelievable.
-[shoes thud]

1629
01:04:25,375 --> 01:04:27,250
[Hunter] Holy shit, my feet hurt.

1630
01:04:27,750 --> 01:04:29,517
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?

1631
01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:30,851
[Nick groans]

1632
01:04:30,875 --> 01:04:32,142
-[Hunter] Thanks.
-[Joe] Mm-hmm.

1633
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,809
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.

1634
01:04:34,833 --> 01:04:37,017
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.

1635
01:04:37,041 --> 01:04:39,017
[Joe] It's a good idea, Mason.
A real good idea.

1636
01:04:39,041 --> 01:04:41,559
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.

1637
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:44,017
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?

1638
01:04:44,041 --> 01:04:45,416
[suspenseful music playing]

1639
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:48,017
Ohh... Oh, that's right.

1640
01:04:48,041 --> 01:04:49,125
What is this?

1641
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:54,267
-[Hunter] What's up?
-"Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?

1642
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:56,434
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?

1643
01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,976
This is a fucking marketing campaign?

1644
01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,892
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.

1645
01:05:00,916 --> 01:05:04,976
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.

1646
01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,309
Bro, look at the angle on this.

1647
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,517
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!

1648
01:05:08,541 --> 01:05:12,017
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.

1649
01:05:12,041 --> 01:05:15,684
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored

1650
01:05:15,708 --> 01:05:18,059
that you com modified our life
just to sell shit?

1651
01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:20,892
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?

1652
01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:21,934
I feel violated.

1653
01:05:21,958 --> 01:05:24,684
-Hunter...
-You exploited us without our consent!

1654
01:05:24,708 --> 01:05:26,434
For your own personal shit.

1655
01:05:26,458 --> 01:05:27,851
You're a monster, Joe.

1656
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:28,851
Now, that's enough.

1657
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:30,267
That is enough!

1658
01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:32,958
-I'm not a monster!
-[Freshman] Joe.

1659
01:05:34,583 --> 01:05:36,059
I don't feel Miami no more, man.

1660
01:05:36,083 --> 01:05:39,726
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.

1661
01:05:39,750 --> 01:05:41,583
You still in Miami.

1662
01:05:42,291 --> 01:05:45,625
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.

1663
01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,416
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.

1664
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:50,767
-[scoffs]
-Fuck you, Joe.

1665
01:05:50,791 --> 01:05:54,208
Fuck me? I'm... I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.

1666
01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,750
Almost.

1667
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:59,416
[sighs heavily] This is crazy, guys.

1668
01:06:00,083 --> 01:06:02,142
-I trusted you, man.
-[Joe] Hey. Hey.

1669
01:06:02,166 --> 01:06:06,226
Out of all people, you...
you the one that should be on my side.

1670
01:06:06,250 --> 01:06:07,809
After what you said, remember?

1671
01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:11,625
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.

1672
01:06:12,708 --> 01:06:14,351
Did you not say that to me?

1673
01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,208
I know he's all drugged up.

1674
01:06:16,708 --> 01:06:18,351
There's no way you said that to him.

1675
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:20,392
[poignant music playing]

1676
01:06:20,416 --> 01:06:22,166
-[Joe] Tell him, Mason.
-Right?

1677
01:06:24,791 --> 01:06:25,791
Yeah.

1678
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,809
Yeah, you know what, Nick?

1679
01:06:27,833 --> 01:06:31,351
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.

1680
01:06:31,375 --> 01:06:35,434
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?

1681
01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:38,142
It was just nice

1682
01:06:38,166 --> 01:06:41,601
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged

1683
01:06:41,625 --> 01:06:45,184
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.

1684
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:48,934
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.

1685
01:06:48,958 --> 01:06:52,517
-That's how I show you...
-I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.

1686
01:06:52,541 --> 01:06:53,642
Let it land.

1687
01:06:53,666 --> 01:06:55,750
-Shut up, Joe!
-Shut the fuck up, Joe!

1688
01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:58,333
-Fair.
-You know what?

1689
01:06:59,041 --> 01:07:00,434
-Your little project?
-Don't do that.

1690
01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,476
-Mmm?
-Hey, uh, okay, Nick?

1691
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:05,351
-I'm gonna tell you this one time.
-Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?

1692
01:07:05,375 --> 01:07:08,684
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.

1693
01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:11,184
-Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
-[Joe] No, Nick, no...

1694
01:07:11,208 --> 01:07:13,309
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?

1695
01:07:13,333 --> 01:07:15,559
Goddamn it! You done did it.

1696
01:07:15,583 --> 01:07:16,767
Ah, shit!

1697
01:07:16,791 --> 01:07:19,351
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.

1698
01:07:19,375 --> 01:07:20,458
You...

1699
01:07:21,750 --> 01:07:24,434
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?

1700
01:07:24,458 --> 01:07:26,476
You a bad person, Joe.

1701
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,851
Yeah, you better walk away.

1702
01:07:27,875 --> 01:07:31,601
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.

1703
01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:35,166
[scoffs] I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?

1704
01:07:37,166 --> 01:07:38,833
Joe, you gotta leave, man.

1705
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,750
[poignant music playing]

1706
01:07:49,208 --> 01:07:50,726
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?

1707
01:07:50,750 --> 01:07:53,226
Well, my name is still on that contract.

1708
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,666
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?

1709
01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,833
[lively Latin pop music playing in bar]

1710
01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:04,958
Mmm.

1711
01:08:05,791 --> 01:08:06,791
Aah.

1712
01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:10,309
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.

1713
01:08:10,333 --> 01:08:12,809
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?

1714
01:08:12,833 --> 01:08:14,666
Having such a bad day.

1715
01:08:15,208 --> 01:08:17,809
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.

1716
01:08:17,833 --> 01:08:19,101
Can't pay for shit.

1717
01:08:19,125 --> 01:08:21,142
-God damn.
-What'd you just say?

1718
01:08:21,166 --> 01:08:23,142
-Hmm?
-You said you can't pay for this?

1719
01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,541
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.

1720
01:08:29,625 --> 01:08:31,434
[woman] Whoo!

1721
01:08:31,458 --> 01:08:32,708
Whoo! Yeah!

1722
01:08:36,083 --> 01:08:37,809
I know you fuckin' lyin'.

1723
01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:39,458
[dramatic salsa music playing]

1724
01:08:40,208 --> 01:08:41,625
-[woman laughs]
-[man] Hey!

1725
01:08:42,958 --> 01:08:44,250
[grunts]

1726
01:08:45,375 --> 01:08:47,434
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!

1727
01:08:47,458 --> 01:08:49,059
[women] Shots! Shots! Shots!

1728
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,892
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!

1729
01:08:51,916 --> 01:08:53,892
They're fuckin' robbers!

1730
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,458
Don't trust them!

1731
01:09:05,333 --> 01:09:06,184
Aah!

1732
01:09:06,208 --> 01:09:07,934
I was having...

1733
01:09:07,958 --> 01:09:09,059
[Joe] Aah!

1734
01:09:09,083 --> 01:09:11,434
[grunting] Aah!

1735
01:09:11,458 --> 01:09:13,684
-[bride] Hey, what the fuck was that?
-[Joe] Yah!

1736
01:09:13,708 --> 01:09:15,559
-Oh, shit!
-Surprise, bitches!

1737
01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:17,726
-Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
-[tires screech]

1738
01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,684
-[all exclaiming]
-Oh my God!

1739
01:09:19,708 --> 01:09:21,434
-Everybody stay still!
-What the fuck?

1740
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:25,142
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!

1741
01:09:25,166 --> 01:09:26,184
-What, man?
-[Joe] No!

1742
01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:28,059
-Oh, fuck!
-[Joe] Don't you fucking drink that!

1743
01:09:28,083 --> 01:09:29,892
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!

1744
01:09:29,916 --> 01:09:32,416
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.

1745
01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:33,726
He drank it.

1746
01:09:33,750 --> 01:09:36,559
-Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
-He's smashed.

1747
01:09:36,583 --> 01:09:38,934
-Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
-He just looks like that!

1748
01:09:38,958 --> 01:09:41,559
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!

1749
01:09:41,583 --> 01:09:43,101
-Fuck this shit! I'm out.
-No, no...

1750
01:09:43,125 --> 01:09:46,101
[Joe] You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.

1751
01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:48,017
-Put somethin' on his system.
-Noted!

1752
01:09:48,041 --> 01:09:49,833
[Joe] Get him some fuckin' water!

1753
01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,434
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.

1754
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,476
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.

1755
01:09:57,500 --> 01:09:59,017
Easy way is real simple.

1756
01:09:59,041 --> 01:10:00,291
Give us our shit.

1757
01:10:00,958 --> 01:10:02,041
You mean

1758
01:10:03,083 --> 01:10:05,726
<i>our</i> shit, yeah?

1759
01:10:05,750 --> 01:10:06,934
-Oh, you want it?
-Well!

1760
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:08,934
-Somebody's smart about their choice.
-Want it?

1761
01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:12,434
["Victory Lap" by Fred again..,
Skepta and PlaqueBoyMax playing]

1762
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:14,017
[echoing groan]

1763
01:10:14,041 --> 01:10:15,708
[Joe] Oh, shit!

1764
01:10:16,291 --> 01:10:17,476
Get off! Get off of me!

1765
01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:19,000
Man, shut the fuck up!

1766
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:23,142
-Get his ass! Fuck him up.
-[woman 2] Get out! Get the fuck out!

1767
01:10:23,166 --> 01:10:24,892
-Y'all tryin' to kill me?
-Get the fuck out!

1768
01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:26,041
[Joe wailing]

1769
01:10:27,250 --> 01:10:29,767
-Get the fuck out!
-Get your fuckin' hands off me!

1770
01:10:29,791 --> 01:10:30,892
[Scarlett shrieks]

1771
01:10:30,916 --> 01:10:31,892
[all yelp]

1772
01:10:31,916 --> 01:10:34,267
<i>♪ But now we're on stage
And a milli gets made ♪</i>

1773
01:10:34,291 --> 01:10:35,934
<i>♪ I need that, I need that, Greaze... ♪</i>

1774
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:37,875
-Yes!
-Sit your ass down!

1775
01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:40,000
I'll fuck you up!

1776
01:10:41,375 --> 01:10:42,958
[slowed-down yelling]

1777
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:45,934
-[groans]
-[Joe] What the fuck is wrong with y'all?

1778
01:10:45,958 --> 01:10:47,166
You die!

1779
01:10:48,416 --> 01:10:50,500
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!

1780
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:54,458
[woman 2 screams] I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?

1781
01:10:55,958 --> 01:10:57,892
[screaming]

1782
01:10:57,916 --> 01:10:59,083
[Joe] Fuck you, bitches!

1783
01:11:00,541 --> 01:11:02,267
[slowed] Oh, shit!

1784
01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:04,184
[screaming]

1785
01:11:04,208 --> 01:11:06,976
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!

1786
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,083
[slowed-down yelling]

1787
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:16,601
[tires screeching]

1788
01:11:16,625 --> 01:11:18,250
[shrieking and groaning]

1789
01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,517
[screaming]

1790
01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:25,601
<i>♪ Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky
Plug said he want 16 for the pound ♪</i>

1791
01:11:25,625 --> 01:11:27,517
<i>♪ But I'm tryna get it
Under a rack like Saudi ♪</i>

1792
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:30,021
<i>-♪ Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy ♪</i>
-[bride] Get his ass!

1793
01:11:31,208 --> 01:11:33,726
<i>-♪ Grills like Foreman ♪</i>
-[Joe] I'm getting the fuck out of here!

1794
01:11:33,750 --> 01:11:35,430
-[driver] Watch out! Oh!
-[women yelling]

1795
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:37,958
Get over here!

1796
01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,809
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!

1797
01:11:44,833 --> 01:11:47,017
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!

1798
01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:50,267
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!

1799
01:11:50,291 --> 01:11:52,434
<i>♪ I need that, I need that
I need that, I need that ♪</i>

1800
01:11:52,458 --> 01:11:54,184
I got your scrapbook back.

1801
01:11:54,208 --> 01:11:57,184
-It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'...
-[all yelling]

1802
01:11:57,208 --> 01:11:58,851
What the fuck are you doing?

1803
01:11:58,875 --> 01:12:01,142
-I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
-Thought I was who?

1804
01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,059
Drug guys, man.

1805
01:12:02,083 --> 01:12:03,684
-What?
-[Freshman] They took Mason!

1806
01:12:03,708 --> 01:12:05,559
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?

1807
01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:06,517
-The wedding?
-Yeah.

1808
01:12:06,541 --> 01:12:08,517
-There was four of us, now three?
-I know Mason.

1809
01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:11,392
-Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
-I know who the fuck Mason is!

1810
01:12:11,416 --> 01:12:13,892
-They took him!
-I'm losing a lotta patience with you.

1811
01:12:13,916 --> 01:12:15,809
-With me? You made us drug dealers!
-Yes.

1812
01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:19,559
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.

1813
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:22,559
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin

1814
01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:24,142
trying to move into their territory.

1815
01:12:24,166 --> 01:12:26,601
-Who thinks that?
-They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.

1816
01:12:26,625 --> 01:12:29,267
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.

1817
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:30,851
-What drugs?
-Yeah, "What drugs?"

1818
01:12:30,875 --> 01:12:33,351
Yeah, what drug...
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?

1819
01:12:33,375 --> 01:12:37,267
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.

1820
01:12:37,291 --> 01:12:39,309
-I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
-[Nick] You did!

1821
01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,892
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,

1822
01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:42,976
they're gonna kill Mason.

1823
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:45,309
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.

1824
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:47,976
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.

1825
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:49,601
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.

1826
01:12:49,625 --> 01:12:50,892
You sound like fuckin' idiots!

1827
01:12:50,916 --> 01:12:54,625
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the...

1828
01:12:57,208 --> 01:12:58,684
[gasps]

1829
01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,892
-[Hunter] Careful.
-[Joe] The jet skis!

1830
01:13:00,916 --> 01:13:03,836
-When you go down the stairs, make a left.
-[Freshman] Come on, come on!

1831
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:06,434
-[Hunter] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Joe] Oh, God.

1832
01:13:06,458 --> 01:13:09,184
-[Hunter] Over here, over here.
-[Freshman] How you open it?

1833
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:10,767
-[Nick groans]
-[Hunter] Oh, the front.

1834
01:13:10,791 --> 01:13:12,226
-Hold the top.
-Oh! Oh!

1835
01:13:12,250 --> 01:13:14,809
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.

1836
01:13:14,833 --> 01:13:17,625
-I don't know about that math, man.
-Guys, what is it?

1837
01:13:18,333 --> 01:13:20,017
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.

1838
01:13:20,041 --> 01:13:21,375
Bunch of it, man.

1839
01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:24,726
-[Nick] Oh, shit.
-[dialing]

1840
01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:26,601
[outgoing call ringing]

1841
01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:27,958
[man] <i>You bitches have my drugs?</i>

1842
01:13:28,791 --> 01:13:31,392
Yes, but... but listen, we... we have them,

1843
01:13:31,416 --> 01:13:32,851
but I just wanna tell you that we...

1844
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:33,958
<i>Who's this?</i>

1845
01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:37,458
Um... This is Joe Nixon.

1846
01:13:38,125 --> 01:13:40,559
<i>I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.</i>

1847
01:13:40,583 --> 01:13:42,726
<i>Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.</i>

1848
01:13:42,750 --> 01:13:44,601
-[Nick] Oh, my...
-Okay, so here's the thing...

1849
01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,767
[hangs up]

1850
01:13:45,791 --> 01:13:48,142
-Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
-Oh, my...

1851
01:13:48,166 --> 01:13:49,767
Oh, fuck, no.

1852
01:13:49,791 --> 01:13:52,833
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call...
call him back and be Ricardo.

1853
01:13:53,416 --> 01:13:55,291
-It's not that easy.
-Just call Ricardo.

1854
01:13:56,083 --> 01:13:58,601
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.

1855
01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:00,809
-[Hunter] Chill out.
-It's not a different guy. It's a...

1856
01:14:00,833 --> 01:14:02,601
-It's him.
-What?

1857
01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:05,434
-[Nick] Just...
-Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.

1858
01:14:05,458 --> 01:14:07,726
-Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
-He's inside of him?

1859
01:14:07,750 --> 01:14:08,851
-It sounded weird.
-Wait.

1860
01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:10,684
It's not voluntary.

1861
01:14:10,708 --> 01:14:13,500
All right?
It only happens if I... if I do the shit.

1862
01:14:15,291 --> 01:14:16,291
What?

1863
01:14:17,375 --> 01:14:18,583
Okay, so...

1864
01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:20,642
[both sniff]

1865
01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:22,434
[tense music playing]

1866
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,101
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.

1867
01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:28,375
-Come on, Joe, it's just... it's just coke.
-Yep, just get in there.

1868
01:14:29,458 --> 01:14:30,458
[sighs] For Mason.

1869
01:14:36,208 --> 01:14:37,476
Oh. [sighs]

1870
01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:38,708
[snorts]

1871
01:14:39,583 --> 01:14:41,041
-Whew!
-Oh.

1872
01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:42,916
[Joe] Hah!

1873
01:14:43,541 --> 01:14:44,601
-Whoo!
-Did it work?

1874
01:14:44,625 --> 01:14:46,458
Yeah, are you... are you Ricardo?

1875
01:14:46,958 --> 01:14:48,250
God, please speak Spanish.

1876
01:14:48,833 --> 01:14:50,892
-[Joe groans]
-[Freshman] You wanna salsa yet?

1877
01:14:50,916 --> 01:14:52,726
-[Nick] Buenos... buenos días.
-[sighs]

1878
01:14:52,750 --> 01:14:54,392
Hola, Ricardo?

1879
01:14:54,416 --> 01:14:56,267
Hola? <i>¿Cómo estás?</i>

1880
01:14:56,291 --> 01:14:58,500
[tense music playing]

1881
01:15:00,791 --> 01:15:01,642
No, still Joe.

1882
01:15:01,666 --> 01:15:03,726
-[Nick] Fuck!
-Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.

1883
01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:04,976
Um... Do more.

1884
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:05,892
-Yeah.
-What?

1885
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,726
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.

1886
01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:10,934
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.

1887
01:15:10,958 --> 01:15:12,309
-No. No.
-Wait. What if Joe dies?

1888
01:15:12,333 --> 01:15:13,267
That's a good point.

1889
01:15:13,291 --> 01:15:15,851
What if Joe dies?
What if <i>Mason</i> dies, dawg?

1890
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,476
-You gotta just do it.
-I didn't put anything on my stomach.

1891
01:15:18,500 --> 01:15:20,767
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.

1892
01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:22,559
-Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
-Do more!

1893
01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,892
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.

1894
01:15:24,916 --> 01:15:26,559
-Then after that, another beat.
-A beat?

1895
01:15:26,583 --> 01:15:28,101
-If I don't...
-What's he talking about?

1896
01:15:28,125 --> 01:15:29,892
-What are you talking about?
-Do more, man!

1897
01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:31,351
-No, you gotta...
-Hey, fuck it.

1898
01:15:31,375 --> 01:15:33,559
-You're doing more cocaine.
-[Joe] No, no! Oh!

1899
01:15:33,583 --> 01:15:35,267
-Do it!
-[Joe] Oh, fuck!

1900
01:15:35,291 --> 01:15:36,892
-[sneezing]
-Oh. Oh!

1901
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:38,059
[squeaks]

1902
01:15:38,083 --> 01:15:39,809
[wheezes]

1903
01:15:39,833 --> 01:15:41,208
What the fuck was that?

1904
01:15:41,833 --> 01:15:43,434
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.

1905
01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,017
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?

1906
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,559
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.

1907
01:15:47,583 --> 01:15:49,517
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?

1908
01:15:49,541 --> 01:15:51,541
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's...

1909
01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,833
[dramatic music playing]

1910
01:15:56,208 --> 01:15:57,291
[Nick gasps]

1911
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,458
-[Freshman gasps]
-Oh, shit.

1912
01:16:14,125 --> 01:16:15,791
Where did he get glasses from?

1913
01:16:17,791 --> 01:16:18,791
[clicks tongue]

1914
01:16:19,291 --> 01:16:20,333
[Hunter] Did it work?

1915
01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:22,791
Are you Ricardo?

1916
01:16:24,416 --> 01:16:25,392
[Joe sniffs]

1917
01:16:25,416 --> 01:16:27,892
-[Freshman] Is he all right?
-Something happened. I don't know.

1918
01:16:27,916 --> 01:16:29,976
-[Nick] Say something.
-[Hunter] How you feelin'?

1919
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,250
-Did you...
<i>-¡Cállate!</i>

1920
01:16:32,250 --> 01:16:34,208
We was trying to call you, man.

1921
01:16:36,708 --> 01:16:37,708
Enough.

1922
01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:40,267
Dial the fucking number.

1923
01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:41,476
-Okay.
-[Hunter] Dial it.

1924
01:16:41,500 --> 01:16:43,184
-Yeah. Okay.
-Put it on "peaker" phone.

1925
01:16:43,208 --> 01:16:45,392
-What?
-Put it on "peaker" phone.

1926
01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,309
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.

1927
01:16:47,333 --> 01:16:48,476
[tense music playing]

1928
01:16:48,500 --> 01:16:50,559
-"Peaker" phone. There ya go.
-[outgoing call rings]

1929
01:16:50,583 --> 01:16:53,059
-[clicks tongue]
-[drug boss] <i>This better be Ricardo.</i>

1930
01:16:53,083 --> 01:16:54,166
<i>Sí.</i>

1931
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,375
And you are?

1932
01:16:57,875 --> 01:17:00,017
<i>We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?</i>

1933
01:17:00,041 --> 01:17:01,750
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

1934
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:04,017
-No, we have them.
-It depends.

1935
01:17:04,041 --> 01:17:06,517
Depends on if you have my <i>niño</i>.

1936
01:17:06,541 --> 01:17:07,892
That's "boy."

1937
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:09,684
-Hmm?
<i>-I have your</i> niño.

1938
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:10,875
Listen.

1939
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:12,851
You listen good.

1940
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:14,642
Oh, he's... he's negotiating.

1941
01:17:14,666 --> 01:17:18,250
If there is one scratch... on him,

1942
01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,601
<i>one</i> scratch,

1943
01:17:20,625 --> 01:17:23,267
you and me, we gon' have a problem.

1944
01:17:23,291 --> 01:17:24,809
Big problem.

1945
01:17:24,833 --> 01:17:26,226
Hmm?

1946
01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:30,666
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.

1947
01:17:32,666 --> 01:17:34,017
You hear me?

1948
01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:35,809
<i>Why don't I just kill him now?</i>

1949
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:36,833
Fuck.

1950
01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,976
[Joe] I'll tell you why!

1951
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,684
Because you no want no war.

1952
01:17:40,708 --> 01:17:42,375
I want war.

1953
01:17:43,041 --> 01:17:44,309
I <i>love</i> war.

1954
01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:48,226
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?

1955
01:17:48,250 --> 01:17:49,250
Hmm?

1956
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:52,392
I already partner with the yakuza.

1957
01:17:52,416 --> 01:17:53,767
They with me today.

1958
01:17:53,791 --> 01:17:55,351
-No! Why are you saying that?
-Hmm.

1959
01:17:55,375 --> 01:17:57,809
<i>You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.</i>

1960
01:17:57,833 --> 01:17:59,101
I no lie!

1961
01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:04,333
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?

1962
01:18:04,916 --> 01:18:06,642
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.

1963
01:18:06,666 --> 01:18:08,892
Why are you doing this, man? No.

1964
01:18:08,916 --> 01:18:09,916
Yakuza.

1965
01:18:12,708 --> 01:18:13,708
Speak.

1966
01:18:14,500 --> 01:18:17,020
[in Japanese] Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.

1967
01:18:18,541 --> 01:18:19,541
Boom.

1968
01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:22,041
Like a big bomb go off.

1969
01:18:22,750 --> 01:18:25,458
So now you listen to me.

1970
01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:28,416
We are going to do a trade.

1971
01:18:28,916 --> 01:18:32,517
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.

1972
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,166
-Hey, maybe you should...
-Hey.

1973
01:18:35,583 --> 01:18:36,392
-I would just...
-Yah!

1974
01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,309
Oh!

1975
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:39,434
-What the fuck, dude?
-[Joe] Enough.

1976
01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:40,934
Slapped the fuck outta you.

1977
01:18:40,958 --> 01:18:42,059
Silence.

1978
01:18:42,083 --> 01:18:43,291
Oh!

1979
01:18:43,875 --> 01:18:45,309
Do we have a deal?

1980
01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:46,750
-Ow! What?
-[Joe] Huh?

1981
01:18:47,250 --> 01:18:48,476
<i>Sending you a location</i>.

1982
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:49,434
-Aah.
-Oh, yes.

1983
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:52,601
You make the right decision.

1984
01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:55,642
<i>I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.</i>

1985
01:18:55,666 --> 01:18:58,476
And I look forward to fucking your mother.

1986
01:18:58,500 --> 01:19:00,267
-What the fuck, man?
-Wait a minute.

1987
01:19:00,291 --> 01:19:02,434
-[Hunter] Too far.
-What is that?

1988
01:19:02,458 --> 01:19:04,892
-[Hunter] Ricardo!
-Don't fuck with Ricardo.

1989
01:19:04,916 --> 01:19:06,142
-That's great.
-[phone buzzes]

1990
01:19:06,166 --> 01:19:07,851
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.

1991
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:08,851
Oh, it's an address.

1992
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:11,226
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.

1993
01:19:11,250 --> 01:19:13,267
Get all of the drugs and just get out...

1994
01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:14,333
Wait!

1995
01:19:14,833 --> 01:19:16,101
[dramatic music playing]

1996
01:19:16,125 --> 01:19:17,500
[sniffs]

1997
01:19:18,083 --> 01:19:19,208
Hmm.

1998
01:19:19,708 --> 01:19:20,809
[sniffs]

1999
01:19:20,833 --> 01:19:22,208
This is good.

2000
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:25,083
If we are going to party,

2001
01:19:25,583 --> 01:19:28,416
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.

2002
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,208
And you, well, you will do the same.

2003
01:19:32,791 --> 01:19:33,791
Hmm?

2004
01:19:34,791 --> 01:19:36,958
<i>♪ Estoy ♪</i>

2005
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:40,375
<i>♪ El camino ♪</i>

2006
01:19:40,875 --> 01:19:42,625
-Aah!
<i>-♪ Yeah ♪</i>

2007
01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,458
<i>¡Vamos!</i>

2008
01:19:44,833 --> 01:19:46,101
<i>Vamos,</i> yeah. I don't know.

2009
01:19:46,125 --> 01:19:48,458
<i>♪ Hang on, I be gettin' to the money ♪</i>

2010
01:19:49,250 --> 01:19:50,625
<i>♪ Everybody mad ♪</i>

2011
01:19:52,541 --> 01:19:54,500
<i>♪ Think I'm gettin' too much money ♪</i>

2012
01:19:55,041 --> 01:19:56,791
<i>♪ Everybody mad ♪</i>

2013
01:19:59,291 --> 01:20:01,416
<i>♪ The same ol' nigga from the block ♪</i>

2014
01:20:02,333 --> 01:20:04,333
<i>♪ The same old nigga with the pot ♪</i>

2015
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:06,976
<i>♪ The same old nigga from the trap ♪</i>

2016
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:10,434
<i>♪ Everybody hated on him
Then he bounced right back ♪</i>

2017
01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:13,267
<i>♪ I done spent
A whole lotta time overseas ♪</i>

2018
01:20:13,291 --> 01:20:16,226
<i>♪ Doublin' my money
'Cause you know I want cheese ♪</i>

2019
01:20:16,250 --> 01:20:18,809
<i>♪ I been in my hometown
Playin' with the keys ♪</i>

2020
01:20:18,833 --> 01:20:22,059
<i>♪ When they fell off the boat
Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize ♪</i>

2021
01:20:22,083 --> 01:20:24,976
<i>♪ I know it's a whole lotta niggas
That was hatin' ♪</i>

2022
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,142
<i>♪ All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's ♪</i>

2023
01:20:29,166 --> 01:20:30,142
[music stops]

2024
01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:31,166
[tense music playing]

2025
01:20:32,583 --> 01:20:33,583
[Mason whimpers]

2026
01:20:36,625 --> 01:20:38,684
-Ricardo, you good? You okay?
-[Joe] Hmm?

2027
01:20:38,708 --> 01:20:41,184
No. The fucking coke wore off.

2028
01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:42,684
-What?
-I can feel my goddamn teeth.

2029
01:20:42,708 --> 01:20:44,642
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.

2030
01:20:44,666 --> 01:20:45,726
-It's gone.
-[Nick] Got it.

2031
01:20:45,750 --> 01:20:49,059
-I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
-[Hunter] Do not take your dick out.

2032
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:50,851
-It's long. They won't know what to do.
-Yo!

2033
01:20:50,875 --> 01:20:52,434
[all yelp]

2034
01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:55,375
-You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
-Just follow my lead.

2035
01:20:55,958 --> 01:20:58,101
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.

2036
01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,851
[ominous music playing]

2037
01:20:59,875 --> 01:21:00,875
Loco.

2038
01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:02,916
[Mason gasping]

2039
01:21:04,916 --> 01:21:07,684
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!

2040
01:21:07,708 --> 01:21:09,041
Okay, okay.

2041
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:10,666
<i>Papi</i>'s here.

2042
01:21:11,166 --> 01:21:12,416
Game's over.

2043
01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:14,083
-So.
-[sighs]

2044
01:21:15,416 --> 01:21:18,333
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?

2045
01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:21,267
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.

2046
01:21:21,291 --> 01:21:24,000
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?

2047
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,516
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?

2048
01:21:29,541 --> 01:21:31,851
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.

2049
01:21:31,875 --> 01:21:34,476
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?

2050
01:21:34,500 --> 01:21:35,934
What kind of person are you?

2051
01:21:35,958 --> 01:21:38,559
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive

2052
01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:40,017
because he was a little person?

2053
01:21:40,041 --> 01:21:42,559
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person

2054
01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:44,059
with his fucking clothes on?

2055
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:45,601
[Mason groans]

2056
01:21:45,625 --> 01:21:48,059
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.

2057
01:21:48,083 --> 01:21:51,559
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?

2058
01:21:51,583 --> 01:21:53,375
[thunder rumbles]

2059
01:21:54,541 --> 01:21:55,833
It's a simple fucking question.

2060
01:21:59,125 --> 01:22:00,458
[music fades]

2061
01:22:06,708 --> 01:22:07,833
Why are you clapping?

2062
01:22:09,125 --> 01:22:11,583
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give... give me a gun.

2063
01:22:14,250 --> 01:22:15,309
-[music resumes]
-[gun cocks]

2064
01:22:15,333 --> 01:22:17,684
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.

2065
01:22:17,708 --> 01:22:20,059
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.

2066
01:22:20,083 --> 01:22:23,517
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.

2067
01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:25,416
[all screaming]

2068
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,875
-Oh my God!
-Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!

2069
01:22:29,500 --> 01:22:31,392
Okay. All right.

2070
01:22:31,416 --> 01:22:32,684
You wanna know the truth?

2071
01:22:32,708 --> 01:22:33,851
I'm nobody.

2072
01:22:33,875 --> 01:22:37,267
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party

2073
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,934
because I'm... I'm scared.

2074
01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:41,333
-[poignant music playing]
-I'm scared to grow up, man.

2075
01:22:41,916 --> 01:22:44,184
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.

2076
01:22:44,208 --> 01:22:46,458
It's some... it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.

2077
01:22:47,041 --> 01:22:49,642
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.

2078
01:22:49,666 --> 01:22:51,726
My name is Joe Nixon.

2079
01:22:51,750 --> 01:22:53,601
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.

2080
01:22:53,625 --> 01:22:56,767
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.

2081
01:22:56,791 --> 01:22:58,934
-We had no idea.
-[Hunter] No idea.

2082
01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,500
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.

2083
01:23:03,791 --> 01:23:06,851
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.

2084
01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:10,017
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,

2085
01:23:10,041 --> 01:23:11,583
and I'm scared.

2086
01:23:12,500 --> 01:23:13,708
That's my truth.

2087
01:23:15,125 --> 01:23:18,851
All this is because...
you had a midlife crisis?

2088
01:23:18,875 --> 01:23:22,892
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said... I gave you more examples.

2089
01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:26,517
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord

2090
01:23:26,541 --> 01:23:28,059
with a shitty fucking accent?

2091
01:23:28,083 --> 01:23:30,601
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?

2092
01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:33,392
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana

2093
01:23:33,416 --> 01:23:35,017
with a stupid fucking accent!

2094
01:23:35,041 --> 01:23:37,166
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?

2095
01:23:40,375 --> 01:23:42,267
-What do you think you sound like?
-[Nick] Joe.

2096
01:23:42,291 --> 01:23:43,267
No.

2097
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:44,809
-[boss] Are you a fucking moron?
-No...

2098
01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:46,642
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,

2099
01:23:46,666 --> 01:23:49,851
I... I do a really hilarious
African American accent.

2100
01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,809
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?

2101
01:23:51,833 --> 01:23:55,017
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.

2102
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:57,934
-That's... Okay, I get it.
-Are you a fuckin' moron?

2103
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:01,142
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."

2104
01:24:01,166 --> 01:24:03,250
[poignant music continues]

2105
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,083
[boss] I miss you, <i>papi</i>.

2106
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:17,875
[thunder rumbling]

2107
01:24:19,250 --> 01:24:20,708
[boss inhales]

2108
01:24:22,583 --> 01:24:23,726
He's crying.

2109
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:24,833
He's fucking crying?

2110
01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:27,101
You smell just like my father.

2111
01:24:27,125 --> 01:24:28,892
-Yeah. Yeah.
-[boss inhales]

2112
01:24:28,916 --> 01:24:31,625
You ain't had...
you ain't had a chance to get it out.

2113
01:24:33,541 --> 01:24:34,767
[mouths]

2114
01:24:34,791 --> 01:24:35,958
Love you, <i>papi</i>.

2115
01:24:36,833 --> 01:24:38,041
-[music stops]
-Uh...

2116
01:24:40,916 --> 01:24:42,184
Love... love you too.

2117
01:24:42,208 --> 01:24:43,791
[music resumes]

2118
01:24:45,916 --> 01:24:49,625
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.

2119
01:24:50,375 --> 01:24:52,809
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.

2120
01:24:52,833 --> 01:24:54,601
You see my son over here?

2121
01:24:54,625 --> 01:24:56,684
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.

2122
01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:58,142
-Love you, Dad.
-[speaks Spanish]

2123
01:24:58,166 --> 01:25:01,309
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.

2124
01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:02,767
Shut up. They don't call you that.

2125
01:25:02,791 --> 01:25:04,726
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.

2126
01:25:04,750 --> 01:25:07,267
-I even got the tattoo and everything.
-Okay, whatever, Jazz.

2127
01:25:07,291 --> 01:25:08,684
-Jaze, Dad, with an E.
-No...

2128
01:25:08,708 --> 01:25:11,476
-Please, just say it.
-Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.

2129
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:12,500
Go.

2130
01:25:13,291 --> 01:25:15,184
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's...

2131
01:25:15,208 --> 01:25:17,726
What you guys have? I want that.

2132
01:25:17,750 --> 01:25:19,601
-He takes after his mother.
-Okay.

2133
01:25:19,625 --> 01:25:21,041
Okay.

2134
01:25:22,208 --> 01:25:25,434
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.

2135
01:25:25,458 --> 01:25:27,226
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,

2136
01:25:27,250 --> 01:25:29,309
and that you wanna be with them forever.

2137
01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,958
It's the most important thing.

2138
01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:38,559
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.

2139
01:25:38,583 --> 01:25:40,583
-Welcome home, buddy.
-Oh!

2140
01:25:41,250 --> 01:25:42,851
-[Nick] We love you.
-[Mason] Oh, my God.

2141
01:25:42,875 --> 01:25:44,517
-Joey.
-Yeah?

2142
01:25:44,541 --> 01:25:47,291
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.

2143
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:48,934
Take the coat off.

2144
01:25:48,958 --> 01:25:52,226
Yeah, no, abs... absolutely.

2145
01:25:52,250 --> 01:25:54,476
You, uh... Yep, just...

2146
01:25:54,500 --> 01:25:55,934
-That's it.
-You want the pants too?

2147
01:25:55,958 --> 01:25:56,958
No, no, keep the pants.

2148
01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,101
[Hunter] Joe, what is on your ass?

2149
01:26:06,125 --> 01:26:07,267
-That's shit.
-[Hunter] What?

2150
01:26:07,291 --> 01:26:08,476
-Huh? What?
-That's shit.

2151
01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,642
-[Hunter] I was worried.
-[Joe] The gunshot. It's shit.

2152
01:26:10,666 --> 01:26:12,392
-[Hunter] A scary situation.
-I did.

2153
01:26:12,416 --> 01:26:13,851
-[Nick] Oh my God.
-I did.

2154
01:26:13,875 --> 01:26:15,958
[Latin pop music playing]

2155
01:26:19,750 --> 01:26:21,976
[Joe] You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.

2156
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:24,392
-Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
-October.

2157
01:26:24,416 --> 01:26:25,726
It's July 7, Freshman.

2158
01:26:25,750 --> 01:26:28,958
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.

2159
01:26:29,583 --> 01:26:31,500
It's not... it's not on Halloween, Freshman.

2160
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:34,809
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did

2161
01:26:34,833 --> 01:26:37,059
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.

2162
01:26:37,083 --> 01:26:39,517
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.

2163
01:26:39,541 --> 01:26:41,208
-Become a hero.
-Like Batman?

2164
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:43,851
-I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
-[Mason] Yep.

2165
01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,601
-Right?
-Let him do his thing.

2166
01:26:45,625 --> 01:26:49,934
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh...
ruining your weekend, man.

2167
01:26:49,958 --> 01:26:53,101
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.

2168
01:26:53,125 --> 01:26:54,267
Yeah.

2169
01:26:54,291 --> 01:26:58,142
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.

2170
01:26:58,166 --> 01:27:00,101
-[Joe] Wow.
-[poignant music playing]

2171
01:27:00,125 --> 01:27:02,750
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.

2172
01:27:03,416 --> 01:27:05,392
If I could just give you
a piece of information...

2173
01:27:05,416 --> 01:27:08,416
It's not advice. It's just information.

2174
01:27:09,250 --> 01:27:12,059
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curve balls at you.

2175
01:27:12,083 --> 01:27:14,809
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions

2176
01:27:14,833 --> 01:27:16,601
that best suit you and what you have.

2177
01:27:16,625 --> 01:27:18,892
But you protect this. Protect this circle.

2178
01:27:18,916 --> 01:27:22,125
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.

2179
01:27:23,208 --> 01:27:24,583
I won't forget that.

2180
01:27:25,291 --> 01:27:28,083
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.

2181
01:27:29,125 --> 01:27:30,851
I mean it. For you. For any of you.

2182
01:27:30,875 --> 01:27:32,184
You too, Joe.

2183
01:27:32,208 --> 01:27:33,601
-All of us.
-I don't need it.

2184
01:27:33,625 --> 01:27:34,809
-We can do it.
-Let's do it.

2185
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:37,809
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.

2186
01:27:37,833 --> 01:27:38,809
-All right.
-Why not?

2187
01:27:38,833 --> 01:27:40,434
-Suit yourself.
-I'll take a hug.

2188
01:27:40,458 --> 01:27:43,184
-You wanna touch us?
-Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.

2189
01:27:43,208 --> 01:27:45,916
-[Mason] Let's do it, come on.
-[Hunter] All right.

2190
01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,059
-[Joe] Huh? Give me a hug.
-Yeah.

2191
01:27:48,083 --> 01:27:49,723
-[Hunter] Come on.
-[Joe] You know what?

2192
01:27:50,166 --> 01:27:52,226
This makes me feel Miami!

2193
01:27:52,250 --> 01:27:53,333
[cheering]

2194
01:27:58,000 --> 01:27:59,517
[plane touches down]

2195
01:27:59,541 --> 01:28:02,851
[woman] <i>Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.</i>

2196
01:28:02,875 --> 01:28:06,267
<i>For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,</i>

2197
01:28:06,291 --> 01:28:08,642
<i>-please keep your seat belt fastened</i>...
-[phone buzzes]

2198
01:28:08,666 --> 01:28:11,541
<i>until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.</i>

2199
01:28:12,291 --> 01:28:13,684
[Nick] <i>Sorry I wrecked your shit,</i>

2200
01:28:13,708 --> 01:28:16,642
<i>but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.</i>

2201
01:28:16,666 --> 01:28:20,267
<i>♪ They call me Big Elly, Big Silly ♪</i>

2202
01:28:20,291 --> 01:28:22,250
<i>♪ Big Money, Big Willy... ♪</i>

2203
01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,083
This is good.

2204
01:28:26,250 --> 01:28:27,583
This is really good.

2205
01:28:30,666 --> 01:28:32,601
<i>♪ I need you all on the floor ♪</i>

2206
01:28:32,625 --> 01:28:34,333
<i>♪ Shut the door, no cap ♪</i>

2207
01:28:38,291 --> 01:28:41,934
<i>♪ We'll go all night
Outta sight, dynamite, no cap... ♪</i>

2208
01:28:41,958 --> 01:28:45,142
-[sighs] Where is he?
-Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.

2209
01:28:45,166 --> 01:28:47,226
<i>♪ So, so, so, tell me no lies ♪</i>

2210
01:28:47,250 --> 01:28:49,059
<i>♪ Open up your eyes, hands to the sky ♪</i>

2211
01:28:49,083 --> 01:28:50,726
<i>♪ Uh-oh, why you so fine? ♪</i>

2212
01:28:50,750 --> 01:28:53,000
<i>♪ If you don't mind, baby
Turn up the vibes ♪</i>

2213
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:00,226
[panting]

2214
01:29:00,250 --> 01:29:01,851
<i>♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪</i>

2215
01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:03,642
<i>♪ Turn up the vibes
Turn up the vibes ♪</i>

2216
01:29:03,666 --> 01:29:05,726
<i>♪ Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes ♪</i>

2217
01:29:05,750 --> 01:29:07,517
<i>♪ Turn up the vibes
Baby, turn up the vibes ♪</i>

2218
01:29:07,541 --> 01:29:09,309
<i>♪ Keep bus sin'
That three-piece bubble pack ♪</i>

2219
01:29:09,333 --> 01:29:11,184
<i>♪ Sweet tea
Never with bass like Thundercat ♪</i>

2220
01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:13,309
<i>♪ Need someone like wifey
Drippin' like Icee ♪</i>

2221
01:29:13,333 --> 01:29:14,684
<i>♪ Hot like light beam fire pack ♪</i>

2222
01:29:14,708 --> 01:29:16,976
<i>♪ Been a runner-up twice
She don't really wanna sightsee ♪</i>

2223
01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:18,809
<i>♪ Show me somethin' nice
And I'm comin' back ♪</i>

2224
01:29:18,833 --> 01:29:20,767
<i>♪ No hesi when it's time
Steady on the line ♪</i>

2225
01:29:20,791 --> 01:29:22,916
-Shit.
<i>-♪ See in my eyes I'm really like that ♪</i>

2226
01:29:24,916 --> 01:29:26,934
<i>♪ If you don't mind, turn up the vibe ♪</i>

2227
01:29:26,958 --> 01:29:29,059
<i>-♪Go! ♪</i>
-[Joe] Aah! Hey.

2228
01:29:29,083 --> 01:29:30,142
Um, I...

2229
01:29:30,166 --> 01:29:32,601
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?

2230
01:29:32,625 --> 01:29:35,976
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.

2231
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:39,125
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"

2232
01:29:40,916 --> 01:29:43,809
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,

2233
01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:46,601
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"

2234
01:29:46,625 --> 01:29:48,476
-[gentle, emotional music playing]
-[Joe] And...

2235
01:29:48,500 --> 01:29:50,500
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.

2236
01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:53,934
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,

2237
01:29:53,958 --> 01:29:58,041
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."

2238
01:29:58,708 --> 01:30:00,541
Like, both of my answers are yes.

2239
01:30:01,291 --> 01:30:06,125
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?

2240
01:30:06,833 --> 01:30:08,309
Okay, fair. Fair.

2241
01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:10,976
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.

2242
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:13,684
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.

2243
01:30:13,708 --> 01:30:15,809
Okay, well, what about your pitch?

2244
01:30:15,833 --> 01:30:19,101
What about the goin' away with
the fuck boys, the save-your-job thing?

2245
01:30:19,125 --> 01:30:21,625
Fuck that pitch. I'm not...
I'm not worried about the pitch.

2246
01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,517
I'm missin' it right now.

2247
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:26,583
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.

2248
01:30:27,083 --> 01:30:28,958
You know, becoming my own boss.

2249
01:30:29,458 --> 01:30:31,476
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.

2250
01:30:31,500 --> 01:30:34,166
I can make my own rules. Relocate.

2251
01:30:35,041 --> 01:30:37,291
But that would just be
to be closer to you.

2252
01:30:38,875 --> 01:30:41,000
I love you, and I'm sorry.

2253
01:30:44,208 --> 01:30:45,750
I don't wanna lose you.

2254
01:30:49,833 --> 01:30:51,041
I'm sorry.

2255
01:30:52,958 --> 01:30:53,958
Sorry.

2256
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,333
[whispers] Sorry.

2257
01:31:00,166 --> 01:31:01,892
-I love you.
-Love you.

2258
01:31:01,916 --> 01:31:03,041
I love you.

2259
01:31:03,541 --> 01:31:05,392
<i>-♪ Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?
-♪ Happenin' ♪</i>

2260
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:07,517
<i>-♪ Girl, let's get this thing crackin' ♪
-♪ Crackin' ♪</i>

2261
01:31:07,541 --> 01:31:09,267
<i>-♪ You just bend it on over ♪
-♪ Over ♪</i>

2262
01:31:09,291 --> 01:31:11,017
<i>♪ I'll get behind and you make it wind ♪</i>

2263
01:31:11,041 --> 01:31:13,309
<i>♪ Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine ♪</i>

2264
01:31:13,333 --> 01:31:14,726
<i>♪ Ba-dong-bong-bong... ♪</i>

2265
01:31:14,750 --> 01:31:16,726
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?

2266
01:31:16,750 --> 01:31:19,059
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.

2267
01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:20,476
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?

2268
01:31:20,500 --> 01:31:21,559
-Hi.
-Hi, good to see you.

2269
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:25,184
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.

2270
01:31:25,208 --> 01:31:28,226
<i>-Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!</i>
-[Joe] Barry.

2271
01:31:28,250 --> 01:31:30,642
<i>-Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.</i>
-No. Barry.

2272
01:31:30,666 --> 01:31:32,309
-<i>We just bought some cocaine.</i>
-Bye, Barry.

2273
01:31:32,333 --> 01:31:33,934
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!

2274
01:31:33,958 --> 01:31:36,059
-Yeah.
-We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.

2275
01:31:36,083 --> 01:31:38,017
-I know. Beautiful.
-[Joe] Right? Okay.

2276
01:31:38,041 --> 01:31:40,226
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,

2277
01:31:40,250 --> 01:31:42,226
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.

2278
01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:43,309
-Oh.
-'Cause I'm your boss.

2279
01:31:43,333 --> 01:31:44,684
-And it's my company.
-Right.

2280
01:31:44,708 --> 01:31:47,059
-I will fire you.
-True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.

2281
01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:48,392
-Okay.
-[chuckles] Old!

2282
01:31:48,416 --> 01:31:50,351
-[Jennifer chuckles]
-"Unc"?

2283
01:31:50,375 --> 01:31:52,684
You really made a big impact
with these boys.

2284
01:31:52,708 --> 01:31:55,892
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.

2285
01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:58,642
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.

2286
01:31:58,666 --> 01:32:01,125
-Mm-hmm.
-Yes. Good kids.

2287
01:32:01,625 --> 01:32:03,017
Hi, lovely lady.

2288
01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:05,517
-I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
-Have at it.

2289
01:32:05,541 --> 01:32:06,809
-Hold on.
-I'll return him.

2290
01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:08,392
Hey. Look, don't take me away.

2291
01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:10,976
-Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
-[Mason] Boys, let's go.

2292
01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:12,958
-[Joe] You supposed to be out.
-[Nick] Yeah!

2293
01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,767
-[Nick] Come on.
-[Joe] All right.

2294
01:32:14,791 --> 01:32:16,017
Uh... Okay, okay.

2295
01:32:16,041 --> 01:32:18,767
-Wait, shots.
-[all] Whoa!

2296
01:32:18,791 --> 01:32:20,726
-[Freshman] Yes, please.
-[Joe] I'm gonna say it.

2297
01:32:20,750 --> 01:32:22,726
-[Mason] Uh...
-Mmm. Emotional check-in time.

2298
01:32:22,750 --> 01:32:24,351
-Oh!
-[all laughing] Ooh!

2299
01:32:24,375 --> 01:32:25,726
-Okay!
-[all] Oh!

2300
01:32:25,750 --> 01:32:27,430
-I'll start. I got you.
-You're starting?

2301
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:29,434
I feel married.

2302
01:32:29,458 --> 01:32:30,726
-Whoo!
-[all exclaiming]

2303
01:32:30,750 --> 01:32:31,809
-Hey! Okay.
-[Mason] Yeah.

2304
01:32:31,833 --> 01:32:34,851
Hey, uh... I feel like I'm, uh,

2305
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:35,809
employed.

2306
01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:37,101
-[all exclaiming]
-For now.

2307
01:32:37,125 --> 01:32:38,851
-Okay. Okay, for now.
-[Hunter] Finally!

2308
01:32:38,875 --> 01:32:40,291
I feel...

2309
01:32:40,875 --> 01:32:42,017
out of my slump.

2310
01:32:42,041 --> 01:32:43,767
-[all exclaiming]
-Yeah, that's big.

2311
01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:44,767
That's real big.

2312
01:32:44,791 --> 01:32:46,767
-I feel married, really.
-Why?

2313
01:32:46,791 --> 01:32:49,226
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,

2314
01:32:49,250 --> 01:32:50,434
and I wanna get married too.

2315
01:32:50,458 --> 01:32:51,934
-Right! That's good.
-[Hunter] Yeah!

2316
01:32:51,958 --> 01:32:53,125
Um...

2317
01:32:54,166 --> 01:32:55,267
I feel...

2318
01:32:55,291 --> 01:32:59,101
<i>♪ Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it left and right, right... ♪</i>

2319
01:32:59,125 --> 01:33:01,267
like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.

2320
01:33:01,291 --> 01:33:04,976
[all yelling] Whoa!

2321
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:07,083
[all cheering]

2322
01:33:07,625 --> 01:33:09,767
<i>-♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪</i>

2323
01:33:09,791 --> 01:33:11,517
<i>-♪ Your girl got little booty ♪
-♪ Oh no ♪</i>

2324
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:13,517
<i>-♪ My girl got a big old booty ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪</i>

2325
01:33:13,541 --> 01:33:15,861
<i>-♪ Your girl got little booty, oh no ♪
-♪ Baby got back ♪</i>

2326
01:33:17,291 --> 01:33:18,666
[as Ricardo] Oh no.

2327
01:33:19,166 --> 01:33:20,601
-[giggling]
-Oh no...

2328
01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,934
[all laughing]

2329
01:33:22,958 --> 01:33:25,541
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!

2330
01:33:26,333 --> 01:33:28,392
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.

2331
01:33:28,416 --> 01:33:29,559
-Hands on your head!
-No!

2332
01:33:29,583 --> 01:33:31,767
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.

2333
01:33:31,791 --> 01:33:35,059
-No, it should be no jail time...
-Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.

2334
01:33:35,083 --> 01:33:37,458
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.

2335
01:33:37,958 --> 01:33:39,517
You 'bout to be somebody li'I bitch!

2336
01:33:39,541 --> 01:33:41,017
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the...

2337
01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:42,934
the eyes and the voice?

2338
01:33:42,958 --> 01:33:45,476
Like... "Ooh! Waah-aah..."

2339
01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:47,059
"Ooh..." [laughs]

2340
01:33:47,083 --> 01:33:48,267
-[splutters]
-[crew laughing]

2341
01:33:48,291 --> 01:33:50,351
[Marcello] He can't do that.
He can't do that shit.

2342
01:33:50,375 --> 01:33:52,434
-Don't do that to me. Fuck.
-[Kevin] Come on!

2343
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:55,684
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.

2344
01:33:55,708 --> 01:33:57,351
But she fucked another guy.

2345
01:33:57,375 --> 01:33:59,476
-Like, she put her dick... Oh, let me...
-[splutters]

2346
01:33:59,500 --> 01:34:00,434
[laughter]

2347
01:34:00,458 --> 01:34:01,601
But that's not enough.

2348
01:34:01,625 --> 01:34:04,184
-Now you throw the real coat on.
-You're not gonna drink both.

2349
01:34:04,208 --> 01:34:06,684
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both...

2350
01:34:06,708 --> 01:34:08,458
-No...
-[Mason and Kevin laughing]

2351
01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,767
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.

2352
01:34:12,791 --> 01:34:14,184
I'm saying you... you look good.

2353
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:15,976
-You too.
-Thank you.

2354
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:18,684
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.

2355
01:34:18,708 --> 01:34:21,184
-Okay. Okay.
-Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?

2356
01:34:21,208 --> 01:34:24,809
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.

2357
01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:25,833
Why?

2358
01:34:27,541 --> 01:34:29,101
-Grab a dick.
-Grab a what?

2359
01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:31,184
-Grab a dick!
-[Freshman] Why are they still hard?

2360
01:34:31,208 --> 01:34:34,601
-I feel mine's on the smaller side.
-You don't get to pick your dick, man.

2361
01:34:34,625 --> 01:34:36,708
-Your dick chooses you.
-That's how it is, man.

2362
01:34:37,250 --> 01:34:41,892
[as Ricardo] El Rey de Miami.

2363
01:34:41,916 --> 01:34:43,059
Hmm?

2364
01:34:43,083 --> 01:34:44,958
[all laughing]

2365
01:34:45,541 --> 01:34:47,267
-Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
-No.

2366
01:34:47,291 --> 01:34:49,351
-Slip it in.
-No... No, you don't slip nothin'...

2367
01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:51,434
-Oh, my God, it's going in.
-No, that... No, it's not.

2368
01:34:51,458 --> 01:34:52,601
-Aah!
-That...

2369
01:34:52,625 --> 01:34:53,767
-Huh?
-That's enough.

2370
01:34:53,791 --> 01:34:55,684
-Okay. Let...
-That was good. Let's do it again.

2371
01:34:55,708 --> 01:34:58,017
-What was good? Nothin' happened.
-Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?

2372
01:34:58,041 --> 01:34:59,434
I use teeth, but they're soft.

2373
01:34:59,458 --> 01:35:01,267
What the f... No!

2374
01:35:01,291 --> 01:35:03,351
[speaking faux Spanish as Ricardo]

2375
01:35:03,375 --> 01:35:04,684
[growling]

2376
01:35:04,708 --> 01:35:05,976
[laughs]

2377
01:35:06,000 --> 01:35:07,458
Yakuza man!

2378
01:35:08,291 --> 01:35:09,333
[crew laughing]

2379
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:13,184
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.

2380
01:35:13,208 --> 01:35:15,017
-[speaking faux Japanese]
-[repeating line]

2381
01:35:15,041 --> 01:35:17,351
-Ricardo Montana!
-[repeats faux Japanese] Ricardo Montana!

2382
01:35:17,375 --> 01:35:19,250
-Ricar...
-[laughing]

2383
01:35:19,833 --> 01:35:21,892
[barking]

2384
01:35:21,916 --> 01:35:23,250
Montana! Yaah!

2385
01:35:24,125 --> 01:35:25,791
[crew laughing]

2386
01:35:26,958 --> 01:35:28,101
[man, laughing] What was that?

2387
01:35:28,125 --> 01:35:30,625
-[Marcello] He didn't even try.
-I am trying.

2388
01:35:31,500 --> 01:35:33,625
Been watching him practice for two hours.

2389
01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:36,976
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.

2390
01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,892
[barking]

2391
01:35:38,916 --> 01:35:40,833
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.

2392
01:35:41,708 --> 01:35:43,434
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.

2393
01:35:43,458 --> 01:35:44,434
Need a little boost?

2394
01:35:44,458 --> 01:35:45,934
[Mason] Come on, hop in the car.

2395
01:35:45,958 --> 01:35:48,291
-There you go!
-[all cheer]

2396
01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:50,333
[all] Oh!

2397
01:35:51,625 --> 01:35:53,625
[upbeat salsa music playing]

2398
01:38:00,500 --> 01:38:02,250
[tense, energetic music playing]

2399
01:39:42,041 --> 01:39:44,041
[upbeat salsa music playing]

2400
01:40:36,375 --> 01:40:38,875
[tense, dramatic music playing]

2401
01:41:02,666 --> 01:41:04,666
[upbeat Latin pop music playing]

2402
01:42:15,958 --> 01:42:17,958
[salsa music playing]

2403
01:42:31,666 --> 01:42:33,875
[music fades]