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Please stand by for the
123-B test, T-minus-10.
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{\an8}1992 I repeat,
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T-minus-10.
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Doctor Lorre!
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What are you doing?
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I need to send a message.
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We know too much.
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They won't let us go.
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I am sending for help.
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Everything will be
fine, my little Tweety.
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I promise.
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You can jump.
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Or we can push you.
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One day the truth will come out.
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Never got on a catapult,
To be flown politely and
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reasonably to a destination of your choice
Have you
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ever found yourself falling flat
on your face in some violent way?
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Have you ever put a huge pile on the road
in the hope of blowing up your arch-enemy?
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Have you ever placed TNT and pressed
the fuse, and the fuse itself exploded?
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Never open your parachute
Pull the rope and make a pile,
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Have any cutlery come out?
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It's not your fault.
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There's probably someone to blame.
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We will be your voice.
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Avery.
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Jones.
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maltese
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Justice!
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Tuesdays at 14.00
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Hey.
Unstoppable force.
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I could probably
get you $250 for it.
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See you next week.
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Thanks for calling
Avery, Jones and Maltese.
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If an anvil hits you,
Press 1.
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If electrocuted, press 2.
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If you've been crushed
by a falling piano, press 3.
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Good morning.
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It's 3 o'clock.
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Wow.
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Good morning, Dottie.
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Not now.
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Do they have
paperwork to support it?
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-Hello son
-Did you sleep in a dress?
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Good observation.
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I was waiting for you.
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Hello.
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All near the match factories I have
detected fires that have occurred and that
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I think there is an opportunity
to help people through a case.
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How long was your internship?
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There are three more months.
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It's enough to dig deep
and make a difference.
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You remind me of when I
was fresh out of law school,
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and I mean that in a bad way.
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I'll take it as a compliment.
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No, look.
This is yours..
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I will do you a favor
because you are my
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nephew and I want
you to live a happy life.
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Wait a minute.
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I have a feeling
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you'll hear this
phrase a lot in Oxford.
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At Oxford, they really emphasize
the importance of law in everyday life,
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and the only thing you're making me do right
now is brainstorm ideas for your billboards.
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Yeah, you're new here, so you
don't know this file goes here.
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And that, my friend, is freedom.
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I want to buy it.
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No, no, no.
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I want to file alphabetically.
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No, you won't.
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Please.
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You have a new client
in the conference room.
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It looks unstable.
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Good luck.
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Mr. Coyote?
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Coyo..
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Coyo happens.
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Well, how can I help you?
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One of my billboards.
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These are quite expensive.
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So, did you have an accident?
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Don't you speak?
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But you have signs.
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I don't understand you.
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Ok.
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Should this be you?
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So who is he?
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Ok.
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It wasn't necessary
to do these, but okay.
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Well, I mean... I guess some of you in the past
Trying to
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catch a bird that had unpleasant
experiences, backfiring, with that.
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.. malfunctioning rocket
Are we talking about skates?
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So, uh... Do you have
the rocket skates with you?
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OK, great.
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We will write your
name as the plaintiff.
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And then, well..., We would
like compensation of $300.
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$300 Here we
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will write the name of the
company that makes the skates.
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Let me guess.
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Acme.
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But little things like this
are great to deal with.
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He throws his skates into a box.
We write a complaint and boom!
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You will be the richest
jackal in the country.
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All I need is a signature.
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Or just lick it.
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This will probably happen too.
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Here we go.
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Wait...
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Stop, Mr. Jackal!
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Hey, someone grab that guy!
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Mr. Coyote, look, I just
need you to sign this...
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This is an Acme staple.
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I guess that's how staples work.
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Ok I understand.
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There are problems with
Acme's cartoon products.
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I see this all the time.
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So I was surprised.
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My phone and car are
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ACME, why would they do this?
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No, these are
stupid cartoon things.
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What's the worst that could happen?
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Do they see birds flying
around their heads?
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I don't feel like opening it.
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Paige, this is a regular
$300 rocket skate folder.
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Trust me.
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Doesn't that mean
it's a pile of $300 files?
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Paige, come on!
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If we present these as evidence,
Do you know what happens?
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We have a huge lawsuit ahead of us.
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That would be great.
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And if you can prove a connection,
then the sky becomes the limit.
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The sky's the limit, okay?
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The border is right here.
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We do not take very large cases.
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We'll make it quick
and easy, okay?
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Where did all this stuff go?
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Mr. Coyote, in my professional opinion,
this bag is worth several hundred dollars;
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Also I think the rocket pack
We can also take a look at the change.
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That's why you
need to sign this.
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Roughly.
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Well, it was nice meeting you.
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Can you enter the evidence
box into the system?
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I'm going to lunch.
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Here you go.
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Evidence please.
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Well, what do we have?
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God, someone is
suing for a lot of things.
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Excuse me.
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Crates of cartoon merchandise
go down to the basement.
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{\an8}NOTIFICATION HAS BEEN MADE
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My dear Governor is threatening.
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They are equivalent to black men.
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The law is completely on our side.
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Because we wrote it.
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Yes, okay.
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It was nice to meet you.
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We'd better agree
on the Flappinger case.
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Oh, it's over.
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Let's say his next vacation will be
in jail, but I have something else.
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Cartoon case?
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Basement.
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I think you should see this.
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They're suing us for every
cartoon product from Acme.
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Who?
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His name doesn't sound familiar.
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Pay your debt, or I will sue
you for breach of contract.
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OK, I have to go.
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I'll call you later, mom.
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Okay, okay.
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This is not our famous cool guy.
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What does this mean?
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He's taking on Acme
for cartoon merchandise.
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Yes that's true.
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Do I look like someone who would take
on the biggest company in the world?
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You are looking at the man who
took on the world's largest company.
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Channel 4 News,
processing of
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legal documents against Acme today.
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He just found out that he was placed.
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Acme's general counsel Buddy Crane
declined to comment. How did this happen?
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It's okay, okay.
Exciting.
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All eyes are on you,
You're ready to show it.
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Paige, when we sue
Acme for something small,
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no one even notices.
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We are a small dot on the table.
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But this?
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This one went to Buddy Crane.
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Who?
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Buddy Crane.
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-The best lawyer in the country.
-Ok.
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We went to law school together.
And it is a complete machine.
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solid as a rock, his wit is razor sharp;
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He cuts his nails with a switchblade.
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-I saw him eating lobster once.
-I'll eat too.
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But the animal was alive.
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I don't think it's legal.
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What could I have
done to deserve all this?
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Did I anger a witch?
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No.
We can.
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How did this happen?
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I wrote down
everything in the box.
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And I brought the box inside.
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I was working on my short play.
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I've been waiting on the phone for
two hours for tickets to the town fair.
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You.
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Do you have any idea
what you're doing?
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You put me in a
very bad situation.
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Hello.
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My old friend Kevin.
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Yes, it's been a long time.
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Look at you,
You're making a mess.
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I didn't mix it up
on purpose, actually.
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I think we should
talk face to face, right?
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Your face and my face?
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Be in my office.
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Fifteen minutes.
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Everything will go smoothly.
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OK, so...
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From its humble origins,
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Acme has become America's
greatest success story.
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Acme is an innovation
factory.
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We create the impossible.
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We revolutionize the industry and
the world with each of our new products.
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We value family, We are a
company with family values.
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A family of companies.
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Acme.
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Hey!
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I don't know what the deal is, but I
want you to listen to me very carefully.
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Stop!
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You will follow me.
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We'll tell them there
was a misunderstanding.
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And we will try to solve
it as soon as possible.
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We will be polite.
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We will not detonate explosives.
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If they put something in
front of us, we will sign it.
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Do you understand?
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Mr. Avery.
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Bill Pelicanos.
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And Mr. Coyote.
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I'll take you to Buddy.
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I heard you are friends, right?
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If you were wrong
You could say so.
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And look at this guy
choosing clothing optional.
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Hello Buddy.
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Look who's here?
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Yes.
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This is Mr. Billboard.
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How are you buddy?
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Good, good, yes.
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Very good.
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Those were the days, weren't they?
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Yes.
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Harvard Law.
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You're like...
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good.
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Thank you.
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Sit down.
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Ok.
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I was a little surprised to see
his name on a case of this size.
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Me too.
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I mean, I'm so sorry
about all of this.
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It was just a big
misunderstanding.
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We're having a
really busy day here.
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And I'd hate to keep you
from getting back to work...
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What are you doing now?
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Legal affairs.
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Yes.
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Yes of course.
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My god.
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Although it may seem obvious, I must point out that;
ACME denies all accusations.
268
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:28,970
Mr. Coyote's injuries and life
Among our family products that make it easier
269
00:20:28,971 --> 00:20:31,326
any bond
We declare that there is no.
270
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:31,970
Yes, yes.
271
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:32,830
Blah, blah, blah.
272
00:20:32,895 --> 00:20:35,181
Although it's fun to be
in the courtroom with you,
273
00:20:35,205 --> 00:20:38,450
I think it's time to
do what you do best.
274
00:20:39,410 --> 00:20:40,410
-To agree.
-Yes.
275
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:43,710
Well look, thank you very much.
276
00:20:43,820 --> 00:20:46,230
And I'm so sorry for
taking up your time.
277
00:20:46,255 --> 00:20:47,655
It wasn't intentional.
278
00:20:51,850 --> 00:20:52,850
Oh...
279
00:20:54,930 --> 00:20:55,850
No, no.
280
00:20:55,851 --> 00:20:56,851
He didn't mean it.
281
00:20:56,950 --> 00:20:58,130
Do you have another copy?
282
00:20:58,370 --> 00:20:59,210
Is this a joke?
283
00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,190
No no no.
284
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,500
It's not funny at all.
285
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,386
your cartoons are
funny should have been.
286
00:21:04,410 --> 00:21:05,736
Do you want to fight, Avery?
287
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,080
your little company
It has no equal.
288
00:21:07,185 --> 00:21:08,316
We will connect you.
289
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,540
We'll bury it in paperwork.
290
00:21:09,655 --> 00:21:13,290
To ensure that your name
is associated with failure,
291
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:16,251
I use my best lawyers every day.
292
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,120
I will work on this job 24 hours a day.
293
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,690
Oh, I almost forgot.
294
00:21:21,890 --> 00:21:24,310
We do not cover parking. Do you
know what you could do with $50,000?
295
00:21:24,625 --> 00:21:27,265
Any idea how many birds
you could buy with this?
296
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:28,590
Lots of them!
297
00:21:29,070 --> 00:21:30,950
It's not really important,
but I'm not there.
298
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:32,690
Yeah that's right, I quit, man.
299
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,210
Go find another lawyer.
300
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:36,535
This is already my personal
fucking nightmare and I'm
301
00:21:36,536 --> 00:21:39,110
not going to be there to
see if it can get any worse!
302
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:45,800
Sorry..
303
00:21:46,391 --> 00:21:47,391
It slipped out of my hand.
304
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,160
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
305
00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,260
Why didn't you agree?
306
00:22:00,205 --> 00:22:01,296
We are doing this.
307
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,320
We agreed.
308
00:22:02,395 --> 00:22:03,540
Dottie, what do we do here?
309
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,520
We agree.
310
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:07,540
Okay, I tried to compromise
but he wouldn't let me.
311
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680
He's a jackal.
312
00:22:09,130 --> 00:22:10,450
We're not even trial lawyers.
313
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,287
I have a miniature golf
tournament this weekend.
314
00:22:13,288 --> 00:22:15,940
I don't even know if I
can come on Monday.
315
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:17,860
There is also preparation
for the hearing.
316
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:19,380
Photocopying in this economy.
317
00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,876
If we beat Acme, we
can afford photocopiers.
318
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,160
We can't beat Acme.
319
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,460
I mean, no one has ever
done this and never will.
320
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:29,098
Even if you quit now,
Acme is on the hook for
321
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:32,040
legal expenses, attorney
fees, and that's just for now.
322
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:34,180
So this could close our doors.
323
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,460
Look, if we lose, we lose.
324
00:22:40,605 --> 00:22:43,540
But if we quit, we'll
really lose a lot of money.
325
00:22:48,030 --> 00:22:51,130
Look, we only have one
real goal for this case.
326
00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:52,450
And that's it.
327
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,290
We can't look like fools,
okay?
328
00:22:55,660 --> 00:22:57,570
Our job is not to win this case.
329
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,990
Our job is to still be
involved when it's over.
330
00:23:00,210 --> 00:23:01,210
That's what the soul is.
331
00:23:02,330 --> 00:23:03,330
Let's act like lawyers.
332
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:04,690
What do lawyers do?
333
00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:07,490
They find evidence and start
making a list of witnesses.
334
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:15,280
Bird.
335
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:18,550
He actually won. Every time an Acme
product fails, we become witnesses.
336
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,150
Can confirm Wiley's story.
337
00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:21,530
Sure, whatever.
338
00:23:21,855 --> 00:23:23,510
Witness the Roadrunner
add to our list.
339
00:23:23,730 --> 00:23:24,730
One more thing.
340
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,870
Where will Mr. Coyote stay?
341
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:43,000
Translation and synchronization into Turkish;
ufukbaba
342
00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,250
Okay, don't look at me like that.
343
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:55,980
Yes, I live in a motel.
344
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:57,480
It has a pool.
345
00:23:57,481 --> 00:23:59,260
You know, no mortgage.
346
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,576
I don't have to make my bed.
347
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,620
There's an all-you-can-eat
seafood buffet around the corner.
348
00:24:05,140 --> 00:24:07,220
Tissue paper comes out of a
compartment in the bathroom.
349
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,200
Hello Jerry.
350
00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:15,160
Yes?
351
00:24:21,375 --> 00:24:22,215
Wait a second.
352
00:24:22,860 --> 00:24:23,860
Stop it.
353
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:25,240
Come on.
354
00:24:27,020 --> 00:24:30,120
Well, I need another
room for a few nights.
355
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,080
Don't be near me.
356
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:33,700
PET
PROHIBITED
357
00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:35,740
Not a pet.
358
00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:37,440
It looks like a pet.
359
00:24:38,530 --> 00:24:40,370
Who rents a separate
room for their pets?
360
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,520
Jerry, come on.
361
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,156
I've been living here
for about five years.
362
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,180
You know me.
363
00:24:44,270 --> 00:24:45,560
No pets.
364
00:24:47,660 --> 00:24:48,460
Ok.
365
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,520
Do you want this?
366
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,008
Legally, a pet is an individual's
comrade, inside or outside his residence,
367
00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:56,089
bred, domesticated or
It is a domesticated animal.
368
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,680
This is Mr.
369
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,030
Coyote.
370
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:01,666
He is my customer.
371
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:03,567
In the eyes of the law, it is not my
or anyone else's pet. And therefore,
372
00:25:03,568 --> 00:25:05,720
that sign or any, a rule for him
It's not valid, okay?
373
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,120
It doesn't say there are no animals.
374
00:25:07,430 --> 00:25:09,151
And in my unbiased opinion,
375
00:25:09,152 --> 00:25:11,381
he may sue you
for discrimination.
376
00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:12,820
Yes.
377
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:18,000
If he pees on the carpet, you pay.
378
00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:19,220
OK, we agreed.
379
00:25:19,295 --> 00:25:21,380
But I need a full
urine analysis.
380
00:25:22,380 --> 00:25:24,500
So this is a motel,
Lots of people pee on the carpet.
381
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,560
Oh, it's right next door.
382
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,200
Certainly.
383
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,300
1 ) GO TO THE CITY
384
00:25:55,024 --> 00:25:56,324
HIRE A LAWYER
385
00:25:57,048 --> 00:25:58,548
SUE ACME
386
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:20,870
Then a mouse breaks the
sound barrier. Guadalajara.
387
00:26:21,030 --> 00:26:25,650
Albuquerque carrot festival
There's another week to catch up.
388
00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:26,890
Are you having fun?
389
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:28,090
We are having fun.
390
00:27:18,570 --> 00:27:20,370
You're some kind of
psychopath, aren't you?
391
00:27:22,167 --> 00:27:23,767
TO THE HEARING
15 DAYS
392
00:27:23,910 --> 00:27:25,550
Watch and learn.
393
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,800
Here's how we
receive the subpoena.
394
00:27:27,890 --> 00:27:30,470
It is enough to cover it
with plenty of bird seed.
395
00:27:30,820 --> 00:27:33,770
The Roadrunner takes the bait,
He gets his summons and boom.
396
00:27:34,060 --> 00:27:36,150
He is legally obliged
to come to court.
397
00:27:37,070 --> 00:27:38,190
Roadrunner trap.
398
00:27:44,050 --> 00:27:45,050
Beep, beep.
399
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,000
Is this an issue between you?
400
00:27:54,700 --> 00:27:55,900
Did everyone understand our plan?
401
00:27:56,020 --> 00:27:56,440
No.
402
00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:56,820
No.
403
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:57,280
Yes.
404
00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:58,880
Paige, what's our plan?
405
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,200
We have to prove to a
jury that Acme products
406
00:28:01,220 --> 00:28:04,440
were at fault for every accident
Wiley has had over the years.
407
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:08,380
So we'll take photos
and collect evidence.
408
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,580
And we'll put the
evidence in small bags.
409
00:28:10,780 --> 00:28:12,960
We will interview
experts and witnesses.
410
00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:16,256
And we will put forward thick
books of photocopied documents.
411
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,836
We will go to the field and work with all
our strength, and we will study our lesson.
412
00:28:18,860 --> 00:28:20,515
Leaving a kind note in the desert,
413
00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:22,396
our eyewitness We will try to catch it.
414
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,988
And if we follow my plan,
415
00:28:24,012 --> 00:28:26,580
By the end of it, we'll have enough
evidence to bring down Acme.
416
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,740
We really have nothing.
417
00:28:31,470 --> 00:28:34,800
So, I knew we wouldn't have
anything. But this is nothing...
418
00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:48,390
Stand up!
419
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:59,620
Your Honor Judge Trapa Grosso
presided over by Albuquerque,
420
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:03,140
The Second Judicial Term
court opened its session.
421
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,260
You can sit.
422
00:29:05,261 --> 00:29:06,261
You can sit.
423
00:29:16,030 --> 00:29:17,030
Person.
424
00:29:18,030 --> 00:29:19,030
Person.
425
00:29:21,770 --> 00:29:22,770
Cartoon.
426
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:31,940
Silence!
427
00:29:34,770 --> 00:29:36,540
My name is Judge Trapa Grosso.
428
00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:39,940
Case name; Coyote vs. ACME.
429
00:29:40,590 --> 00:29:42,280
I am not a lax judge.
430
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:46,700
I'm a judge who doesn't
do nonsense or stupid things.
431
00:29:47,155 --> 00:29:48,340
Got it?
432
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,020
Excuse me...
433
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:54,320
Mr. Crane.
434
00:29:55,334 --> 00:29:56,134
Go finish it..
435
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:18,500
We live in a wonderful
country, don't we?
436
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,160
Because it is a country that
values โโfreedom above all else.
437
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,410
You are free to live
your life as you wish.
438
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:25,290
It could mean
living in the desert.
439
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:27,070
In a cave.
440
00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:29,710
I spend my days
more than you, by
441
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,810
chasing after a much
faster, running bird.
442
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:35,150
But it's your right.
443
00:30:35,950 --> 00:30:36,950
As an American.
444
00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:40,430
But this freedom also means
responsibility It brings with it.
445
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,736
For example, if
we take a missile.
446
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:44,490
And gluing handlebars to it.
447
00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:46,410
Of course, it's your choice.
448
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,415
But we expect you
to understand this;
449
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:52,010
That missile and handlebar
were not designed to catch birds.
450
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:55,810
What I have to prove
to this jury... is that man.
451
00:30:56,510 --> 00:30:57,830
Wile E.
452
00:30:58,010 --> 00:30:58,810
Coyote O...
453
00:30:58,970 --> 00:30:59,970
is careless.
454
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:02,290
And all of his injuries
were self-inflicted.
455
00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:06,290
So, neither you nor
I will condemn him.
456
00:31:06,980 --> 00:31:08,810
We all know who is responsible.
457
00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:11,830
The desert is clear like the sky..
458
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:13,806
.
459
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:14,830
I think just now
I laid an egg.
460
00:31:14,970 --> 00:31:16,130
God bless America.
461
00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:19,470
May God protect our soldiers.
462
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:22,230
This was really good.
463
00:31:23,430 --> 00:31:24,430
Oh, please don't
write this. And... and..
464
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:25,806
.
465
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:27,551
Please don't write this.
Or, or...
466
00:31:29,270 --> 00:31:30,270
him.
467
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,560
Mr. Avery.
Now.
468
00:31:56,230 --> 00:31:57,910
..
So now, what happened.
469
00:31:58,310 --> 00:31:59,750
.. What did he say
we would put forward?
470
00:32:00,470 --> 00:32:01,470
Ha?
471
00:32:02,215 --> 00:32:03,690
So, I know the answer to this.
472
00:32:03,730 --> 00:32:05,490
I know the answer.
I'm not asking you.
473
00:32:05,935 --> 00:32:07,650
I mean, that's a question.
474
00:32:08,185 --> 00:32:10,870
But this is a question I ask myself.
475
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:12,570
Let me start again.
Let me start again.
476
00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:15,170
Objection.
To my beginning..
477
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,730
The defense said we would argue
that the products were dangerous.
478
00:32:21,890 --> 00:32:25,170
And ACNE is being
negligent in selling them.
479
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:27,410
I really agree with all of this.
480
00:32:27,650 --> 00:32:29,450
I mean,
not fancy but real.
481
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,450
Sheyy.
Pardon.
482
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:32,620
One, one second, please.
483
00:32:33,310 --> 00:32:34,310
Wait a second...
484
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,930
Wiley, we don't need
proof right now...
485
00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:37,990
Mr. Avery.
486
00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:38,890
Okay, okay.
487
00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:40,110
Excuse me, Your Honor.
488
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,350
My client, I told you that ACME is at fault.
He wants me to show him Rocket Skating.
489
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,850
As you can see, there
is a fault in the switch.
490
00:32:48,390 --> 00:32:49,390
Nothing.
491
00:32:57,260 --> 00:32:58,320
God bless America.
492
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,180
May God protect the soldiers.
493
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:06,820
Opening statements were made
today in the Coyote v. ACME case.
494
00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:11,940
Sources close to the case report that while Acme
did a great job protecting its brand and reputation,
495
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,860
the plaintiff appeared
hungry and scared.
496
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:17,290
Then more.
497
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:26,341
There's still one more week to
catch the Albuquerque carrot festival.
498
00:33:27,140 --> 00:33:27,940
Yes?
499
00:33:27,975 --> 00:33:31,580
241. We receive noise
complaints due to television sound.
500
00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:32,940
Seriously?
501
00:33:32,985 --> 00:33:34,780
So your problem is television.
502
00:33:35,420 --> 00:33:36,980
Okay, I'll close it...
503
00:33:39,345 --> 00:33:40,500
Are you having fun?
504
00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:41,870
We...
505
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:49,140
Terry, I hung up.
506
00:33:50,860 --> 00:33:51,860
What's up, Doctor?
507
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:53,620
Who's this?
508
00:33:54,010 --> 00:33:55,460
I can't hear you.
509
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:01,566
Are you sure it's
the right number?
510
00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:02,590
Your hearing.
511
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:05,950
Maybe I can come
to ACME and help you.
512
00:34:06,170 --> 00:34:06,970
What?
513
00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:09,830
I have information
that could stop Acme.
514
00:34:09,895 --> 00:34:10,695
Forever.
515
00:34:10,860 --> 00:34:12,500
Oh my God, can
you stop this case?
516
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,090
He has information that will end
517
00:34:15,765 --> 00:34:17,570
everything if he is revealed.
518
00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,110
If they figure out what he
knows, he'll be a sitting duck.
519
00:34:21,370 --> 00:34:22,370
So who is this?
520
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:23,440
Where can I find it?
521
00:34:23,490 --> 00:34:24,240
Write this.
522
00:34:24,270 --> 00:34:25,390
I'll only say it once.
523
00:34:25,530 --> 00:34:26,570
Oh, wait.
I'm taking a pen.
524
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,600
Wait, wait.
525
00:34:27,710 --> 00:34:29,370
666 Terrible Road.
526
00:34:29,450 --> 00:34:31,310
It doesn't seem like
a place I want to go.
527
00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:32,430
Ask about Jack.
528
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:36,310
ACME has ears everywhere,
It has eyes and ears.
529
00:34:36,990 --> 00:34:38,850
And they're losing people.
530
00:34:39,530 --> 00:34:40,390
Don't forget this.
531
00:34:40,530 --> 00:34:41,530
I don't forget.
532
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,950
Will I be able to
contact you again?
533
00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:05,370
Mr Leghorn.
534
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,930
Buddy, I say buddy,
You little tramp, you.
535
00:35:09,310 --> 00:35:10,110
What was Bora Bora like?
536
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,070
The tax haven is so
beautiful they named it twice.
537
00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:18,650
I heard we have a lawsuit
in the animation industry.
538
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,706
They are doing PR.
you know.
539
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:21,830
A local newspaper.
540
00:35:21,831 --> 00:35:22,831
And it's quite flattering.
541
00:35:22,860 --> 00:35:24,626
You know I will
win the case quickly.
542
00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:26,293
But in the meantime,
543
00:35:26,294 --> 00:35:27,886
This kind of thing makes us look
pretty good in the eyes of the public.
544
00:35:27,910 --> 00:35:34,810
It's not ideal, but you know, it's
like killing two birds with one stone.
545
00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:37,910
Two birds, one stone?
546
00:35:38,630 --> 00:35:40,030
What a vile statement.
547
00:35:40,450 --> 00:35:42,071
-I just...
-Rotten.
548
00:35:42,290 --> 00:35:46,910
We both know that
Something bigger is going to happen,
549
00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:51,810
and if it did, it would be extremely
unpleasant for everyone involved.
550
00:35:51,811 --> 00:35:53,251
We can't afford to be public.
551
00:36:07,470 --> 00:36:08,630
A mysterious caller.
552
00:36:08,810 --> 00:36:09,810
Very cool.
553
00:36:09,970 --> 00:36:11,050
So what did his voice sound like?
554
00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:15,290
I don't know, it was like, "So,
what's up doctor, I have information."
555
00:36:15,810 --> 00:36:16,810
Bang, bang, bang.
556
00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,726
It looked like he was chewing
on crackers or something.
557
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:19,750
Ok.
558
00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:23,310
The math says it
should be right here.
559
00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:25,830
It's just a wall.
560
00:36:27,190 --> 00:36:28,550
Jack.
561
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,440
Are you a Jack anywhere?
562
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,270
Wait, what's that?
563
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,050
Ah, that's some kind of jack.
564
00:36:38,050 --> 00:36:39,330
Someone has a good sense of humor.
565
00:36:58,690 --> 00:37:00,390
Here is the duck and it is sitting.
566
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,360
It was a little easy.
567
00:37:02,730 --> 00:37:04,270
I like it easy.
568
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:06,890
Excuse me.
569
00:37:07,540 --> 00:37:09,750
Hello, my name is Kevin Avery.
570
00:37:09,810 --> 00:37:10,430
This is Paige.
571
00:37:10,431 --> 00:37:11,990
I am a personal injury lawyer.
572
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,370
Look who's coming
decided.
573
00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:15,310
Great.
574
00:37:15,390 --> 00:37:15,870
Thank you.
575
00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:17,786
I wasn't sure you
knew we were coming.
576
00:37:17,810 --> 00:37:20,710
You're a little late and you're
still wearing that disgusting outfit.
577
00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:21,890
Take off your pants.
578
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:22,930
Over here please.
579
00:37:23,050 --> 00:37:24,750
And strike a pose.
580
00:37:25,230 --> 00:37:26,230
Ah.
No.
581
00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:28,850
It is very difficult to find
nude models these days.
582
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:30,010
Sit down.
583
00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:31,531
Bleach?
584
00:37:32,130 --> 00:37:33,330
We're fine, thank you.
585
00:37:33,730 --> 00:37:35,610
Undress and pretend to think.
586
00:37:35,930 --> 00:37:38,090
I estimate this will
take a few hours.
587
00:37:39,410 --> 00:37:40,270
Oh yes.
588
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:44,650
We received an anonymous call saying
you may have some important information.
589
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,570
Yes, information that can
help us get into the case quickly.
590
00:37:47,990 --> 00:37:48,990
Information?
591
00:37:49,270 --> 00:37:50,270
Yes.
592
00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:51,490
About ACME?
593
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:52,730
ACME?
594
00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:55,130
Yes.
595
00:37:55,830 --> 00:37:56,830
ACME.
596
00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:58,030
ACME?
597
00:38:01,530 --> 00:38:02,330
ACME?
598
00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:04,650
After all this
Do they call me Daffy?
599
00:38:05,130 --> 00:38:06,710
The whole world is Daffy!
600
00:38:06,990 --> 00:38:08,170
ACME ?
AC you.
601
00:38:08,510 --> 00:38:09,690
You can't take it from me!
602
00:38:09,691 --> 00:38:10,810
I will tell you everything.
603
00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:14,030
Your face is covered in ACME!
604
00:38:18,490 --> 00:38:22,050
Everything you need to know
about ACME is inside the box.
605
00:38:22,210 --> 00:38:23,410
Mr. Duck, Mr. Duck!
606
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,030
You shouldn't be here.
607
00:38:26,230 --> 00:38:27,230
I agree, doctor.
608
00:38:27,490 --> 00:38:28,690
Let's destroy this facility...
609
00:38:36,030 --> 00:38:38,840
I'm here for a
no-pants modeling gig.
610
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:41,120
Look, I'm a horse!
611
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:42,960
I am a horse!
612
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:02,410
We drove him crazy and got proof.
613
00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:03,390
It might be important.
614
00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:05,370
He's obviously been
keeping this inside for a while.
615
00:39:06,370 --> 00:39:07,370
Wait.
616
00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:09,800
THIS IS ALL THE NATION This
617
00:39:09,990 --> 00:39:10,990
is all the nation.
618
00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:14,730
Are we a nation?
619
00:39:23,910 --> 00:39:25,586
Do you think we'll be kidnapped?
620
00:39:25,610 --> 00:39:26,610
For ransom?
621
00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:29,270
I feel very alive.
622
00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,940
So what do you think?
623
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:35,340
This seems too dangerous to say.
624
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,880
Still he went in.
625
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,460
What are you doing?
626
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:43,910
I follow Wiley.
627
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,900
I'll look like a loser
if I stay here now.
628
00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:52,690
I'm coming to the tunnel.
629
00:41:05,870 --> 00:41:06,870
Is there anyone?
630
00:41:08,110 --> 00:41:10,328
I'm sure they don't
tell you to go through
631
00:41:10,329 --> 00:41:12,911
mysterious tunnels in your
fancy lectures at Oxford.
632
00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:14,870
In fact, I bet they
discourage you.
633
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,730
I originally thought of
specializing in mysterious tunnels.
634
00:41:18,170 --> 00:41:18,970
No, you didn't think..
635
00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,010
.
636
00:41:22,335 --> 00:41:23,335
Yes, I thought.
What's here?
637
00:41:32,931 --> 00:41:34,490
Hey, I found a message.
638
00:41:34,750 --> 00:41:35,750
What does it say?
639
00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:37,430
Daffy writes.
640
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,870
I'm not sure how
much time I have.
641
00:41:40,415 --> 00:41:42,110
I hope this message reaches you.
642
00:41:50,150 --> 00:41:53,410
Unfortunately, things went wrong...
643
00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:56,350
In The Sisyphus Project.
644
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,920
Sisyphus.
645
00:41:58,300 --> 00:42:00,090
What is the Sisyphus Project?
646
00:42:01,190 --> 00:42:06,550
ACME is watching my every move
and I feel like I'm in grave danger.
647
00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:25,060
If you see this message,
please send help.
648
00:42:25,061 --> 00:42:26,420
Doctor Loree.
649
00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:27,740
Kevin!
650
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:32,900
Run! Run! Run! Run!
Run! Run! Run! Run!
651
00:42:58,630 --> 00:43:01,070
Didn't I say it was too
dangerous to mention?
652
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:02,160
I said.
653
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,336
-Didn't I say exactly that?
-Yes
654
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:05,620
What could this mean?
655
00:43:05,670 --> 00:43:06,670
Sisyphus Project?
656
00:43:07,230 --> 00:43:08,230
I... I don't know.
657
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,320
I don't know.
658
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,080
What?
659
00:43:12,380 --> 00:43:13,680
What just happened?
660
00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:18,100
What?
661
00:43:18,740 --> 00:43:20,620
Boss, I think they're after us.
662
00:43:22,460 --> 00:43:24,740
Ok, Sisyphus
It's from ancient Greece.
663
00:43:25,370 --> 00:43:29,640
Every day, a rock is
destroyed by the gods.
664
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:31,220
He was punished by
being carried to the top.
665
00:43:31,221 --> 00:43:32,620
But it would roll down immediately.
666
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,260
For eternity.
667
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,000
And at the same time That's
what Daffy drew. So what?
668
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,600
This is not proof.
669
00:43:43,220 --> 00:43:45,096
None of this will help the case.
670
00:43:45,455 --> 00:43:47,500
This... this is all
just a waste of time.
671
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:51,900
I'm sorry, but the warning sign We
have a customer who cannot read.
672
00:43:52,260 --> 00:43:56,020
We have a lot of stuff
that he broke himself.
673
00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:58,200
We have nothing, Paige.
674
00:43:59,890 --> 00:44:03,340
You've been solving ACME cases
for years and you've never stopped.
675
00:44:03,341 --> 00:44:04,880
Stop thinking and see a pattern.
676
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,800
-Is it a pattern?
Yes.
677
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:09,840
My clients explode and
two seconds later, they're OK.
678
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,080
Nobody cares.
679
00:44:12,215 --> 00:44:14,240
So does that make it normal?
680
00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:15,910
$100?
681
00:44:15,940 --> 00:44:16,940
Is this fair?
682
00:44:17,310 --> 00:44:19,320
This case might fix it.
683
00:44:19,455 --> 00:44:22,320
It's your opportunity to show
people what you can really do.
684
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,940
Yes, but that only
works if I don't lose.
685
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,820
Why do you assume you'll lose?
686
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,120
Are you kidding me?
687
00:44:29,030 --> 00:44:31,320
It's really easy to lose.
688
00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,570
And you better learn this.
689
00:44:44,270 --> 00:44:47,800
Everyone thought I was
crazy for coming here.
690
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:54,741
But I didn't want to go to a
law firm and help them get richer.
691
00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,300
Actually still a real I
thought you were a lawyer.
692
00:45:02,750 --> 00:45:04,150
Yes, me too.
693
00:45:56,620 --> 00:46:00,020
So what's up with the Roadrunner?
694
00:46:06,410 --> 00:46:07,410
There are no words.
695
00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,200
You know, I really envy you.
696
00:46:13,150 --> 00:46:16,060
You know, it must be nice
to have such a clear goal.
697
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,140
So, I guess I used to have that.
698
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,320
You know, I was
hungry and chasing.
699
00:46:22,521 --> 00:46:25,840
But I didn't like the
pressure to win all the time.
700
00:46:27,110 --> 00:46:28,310
I'm tired of trying.
701
00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,460
Anyway, you're a
really good listener.
702
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,900
What are you doing?
703
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:36,940
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
704
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,440
Stop!
705
00:46:42,220 --> 00:46:43,220
There is a trap!
706
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,840
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
707
00:46:48,500 --> 00:46:50,660
We were talking heart to heart!
708
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:52,960
Wait!
Wiley!
709
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:54,500
You can't jump from there!
710
00:46:55,260 --> 00:46:56,260
Wiley!
711
00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:57,740
Wiley!
712
00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:37,120
You did it.
713
00:47:41,370 --> 00:47:43,450
ลeyy, to explain his troubles.
714
00:47:57,180 --> 00:47:58,220
You're making a lot of effort.
715
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,560
Hey, Wiley.
716
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:01,740
Thanks.
717
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:13,970
See you tomorrow.
Are you sitting?
718
00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:17,210
Yes.
But Sal is standing
Is it okay?
719
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,510
Wiley is fooling us.
720
00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:22,053
The only reason he
filed this case is to
721
00:49:22,054 --> 00:49:24,830
capture and kill the
Roadrunner during the trial.
722
00:49:25,110 --> 00:49:26,110
This is not good.
723
00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:28,106
This is all part
of a conspiracy.
724
00:49:28,130 --> 00:49:30,570
He's using us to get the
bird on the witness stand.
725
00:49:30,985 --> 00:49:33,350
If Roadrunner goes to
trial, there will be chaos.
726
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:34,720
I'll look like a fool.
727
00:49:34,790 --> 00:49:37,250
If the company closes down, we
will become a mattress salesman.
728
00:49:37,435 --> 00:49:39,830
This is a derogatory
term for mattress salesmen
729
00:49:39,831 --> 00:49:41,610
Good morning my baby.
We become garbage collectors.
730
00:49:42,210 --> 00:49:43,910
-Kevin.
-Ok.
Trash people.
731
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:45,970
My father is a garbage man.
732
00:49:46,550 --> 00:49:47,350
Ok.
733
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:50,560
Wiley returns to the courtroom
I'm really nervous about it.
734
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:51,950
There would be no hearing without Wiley.
735
00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,330
If there is no hearing, there is no company.
736
00:49:53,740 --> 00:49:55,510
And without the company,
we would be broke.
737
00:49:55,730 --> 00:49:58,698
I don't like to suggest
lying to a dog, but
738
00:49:58,699 --> 00:50:01,790
Roadrunner will be there
You'll have to convince him.
739
00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:03,660
Paige, I was wrong.
740
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,990
With connection to Sisyphus Project
and ACNE See what you can find about it.
741
00:50:08,130 --> 00:50:09,550
Great, I'm already
on top of this.
742
00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:10,571
Ok.
743
00:51:54,690 --> 00:51:55,690
Hello.
744
00:51:56,115 --> 00:51:58,755
I wonder if Dr. Laurie
still lives here?
745
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,020
They're listening, you know.
746
00:52:08,580 --> 00:52:10,680
Would you like some tea, dear?
747
00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:17,060
It was a very happy marriage.
748
00:52:17,220 --> 00:52:22,327
He worked long days but still
came home and talked for hours
749
00:52:22,328 --> 00:52:27,500
He used to play the piano for me
because he knew how much I loved him.
750
00:52:28,290 --> 00:52:31,600
We spent 87 years together.
751
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:33,020
I am grateful.
752
00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:36,490
Dr. When did Laurie pass away?
If you don't mind me asking?
753
00:52:36,685 --> 00:52:38,580
Oh, he's not dead.
754
00:52:39,630 --> 00:52:40,630
It disappeared.
755
00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:47,581
One day he went to work with our little
bird and I never saw either of them again.
756
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,800
They told me he ran off with
his secretary, but I don't think so.
757
00:52:53,110 --> 00:52:55,300
His secretary was a Penguin.
758
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,760
Tell me about the Sisyphus
Project What can you say?
759
00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:15,500
What?
760
00:53:16,421 --> 00:53:17,421
What day is it?
761
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,060
On what day will
Roadrunner testify?
762
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:22,896
Any day now.
763
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:23,720
From where?
764
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,400
Is there a particular reason
you want to catch up with him?
765
00:53:28,430 --> 00:53:30,060
Okay, okay,
I will inform you.
766
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,320
I need this Roadrunner.
767
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:40,880
Definitely.
768
00:53:41,180 --> 00:53:42,180
Why exactly?
769
00:53:43,225 --> 00:53:46,545
He's the only one who sees every
time this moron misuses our products.
770
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:47,760
I bet.
771
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,040
He holds a grudge.
772
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,920
Come out and burn with me.
773
00:53:52,100 --> 00:53:53,820
How difficult can it
be to catch a bird?
774
00:54:17,261 --> 00:54:18,440
I'm lying!
775
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,180
Load Bearer Luis!
776
00:54:42,667 --> 00:54:44,667
FREE
777
00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:53,090
Hello.
778
00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:06,940
My husband was the lead inventor
of animated products at ACME.
779
00:55:07,340 --> 00:55:09,320
When you get the job you are very
He was excited.
780
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,920
He wanted to do things that
would really help cartoons.
781
00:55:13,610 --> 00:55:15,400
It's like a de-puffing pump.
782
00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,000
Burp lines eraser.
783
00:55:20,945 --> 00:55:23,600
Oh, and this
anti-predator spray.
784
00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:29,180
After a while, things changed.
785
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:32,660
He didn't like what was happening.
786
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:35,180
And then he disappeared.
787
00:55:35,860 --> 00:55:38,160
Recently,
I was getting phone calls.
788
00:55:38,770 --> 00:55:39,960
Sometimes they would close it.
789
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,160
But sometimes...
790
00:55:42,627 --> 00:55:44,880
What's up, doctor?
791
00:55:45,480 --> 00:55:47,820
I don't know the person on the phone.
792
00:55:48,220 --> 00:55:50,880
I don't know where my
beloved husband has gone.
793
00:55:51,365 --> 00:55:56,680
But the reason he left I
know it's the Sisyphus Project.
794
00:55:59,140 --> 00:56:00,140
The goal was achieved.
795
00:56:00,470 --> 00:56:04,120
Launch Project Roadkill;
countdown; 3-2-1.
796
00:56:04,950 --> 00:56:06,270
Sir, the target is looking at us.
797
00:56:06,820 --> 00:56:08,100
Why is the target looking at us?
798
00:56:08,460 --> 00:56:09,460
Meep, meep.
799
00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:13,980
Wait!
800
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,720
Wait, wait!
801
00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:17,020
Did we catch him?
802
00:56:17,890 --> 00:56:18,890
I couldn't catch him!
803
00:56:28,050 --> 00:56:31,020
Clearly we hit a speed bump.
804
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:33,260
Does it itch?
805
00:56:33,420 --> 00:56:33,900
Yes.
806
00:56:33,901 --> 00:56:36,080
But I'm afraid to mention it.
807
00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,600
Your eyes and ears were there.
808
00:56:47,700 --> 00:56:48,500
What happened?
809
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:49,560
What did you see?
810
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,120
I thought, I thought...
811
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:52,500
Did he teach you to think?
812
00:56:53,340 --> 00:56:54,836
For you to think,
I don't pay money.
813
00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:56,496
-I'm paying for you to talk.
-I taught.
814
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,280
Did you teach? Did you think? Because
you just said, I thought I taught you.
815
00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,720
I taught!
I taught!
816
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,680
What did you teach?
What did you teach?
817
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,960
A fault on the eastern ring line.
818
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,760
Ultimately, that's where
the ropes fell apart.
819
00:57:09,135 --> 00:57:12,540
This roadrunner
is very, very fast, sir.
820
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:13,880
NO!
821
00:57:14,090 --> 00:57:16,100
Step, you gave a sign;
They're getting very close.
822
00:57:16,400 --> 00:57:17,600
I just don't want him to be afraid.
823
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,800
I want him to be destroyed.
824
00:57:20,390 --> 00:57:22,460
I want him to stop tampering.
825
00:57:22,660 --> 00:57:24,340
Dr. You know what
happened to Lorry.
826
00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:26,336
Should the same thing
happen to your grandmother?
827
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,720
NO!
Please!
828
00:57:28,220 --> 00:57:29,260
I'll catch it tonight!
829
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,040
I promise!
830
00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:37,220
Hey, great job, big dog.
831
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,120
Shut up Patches!
832
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,121
Absolutely sir.
833
00:57:39,210 --> 00:57:40,810
Not a word!
834
00:58:03,300 --> 00:58:04,300
Paige?
835
00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:26,770
Are you ok?
836
00:58:26,820 --> 00:58:27,820
Oh, I'm totally fine.
837
00:58:28,110 --> 00:58:29,667
Always from the window
I wanted
838
00:58:29,668 --> 00:58:31,748
to throw a bomb
outside, but I had no luck.
839
00:58:32,190 --> 00:58:34,730
Listen, Dr. Lorry's
widow gave me this tape.
840
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:37,126
I've listened to it thousands of times.
841
00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:38,570
There is something in the background.
842
00:58:39,100 --> 00:58:42,450
But ACME has ears,
eyes, and ears everywhere.
843
00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:43,730
This is the man who called me.
844
00:58:44,180 --> 00:58:45,870
Yes I know but can you hear it?
845
00:58:46,150 --> 00:58:47,670
I wish I could say more.
846
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:50,890
But ACME has ears,
eyes, and ears everywhere.
847
00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:54,730
Wait, wait..
That's the proof.
848
00:58:55,230 --> 00:58:56,350
OK, that's enough.
849
00:58:57,730 --> 00:58:58,990
Wiley.
Wiley.
Wiley!
850
00:58:59,190 --> 00:59:00,190
Stop it.
851
00:59:03,150 --> 00:59:05,510
Is there some kind of plan for this?
852
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:10,700
CHANGE
853
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,040
Here it is.
854
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,920
Wait, I know this song.
855
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:18,960
From where?
856
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,400
Like a TV show
or commercial or...
857
00:59:23,260 --> 00:59:24,260
Wait.
858
00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:27,260
Albuquerque Carrot Festival.
859
00:59:28,540 --> 00:59:29,900
OK, what is this?
860
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,800
Carrot festival in Albuquerque.
861
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,440
It happens every year.
862
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,320
Is there anyone?
863
00:59:50,900 --> 00:59:51,900
Mysterious person?
864
00:59:52,770 --> 00:59:54,640
Mysterious person calling me?
865
00:59:55,570 --> 00:59:57,046
Avery, Jones, Maltese too.
866
00:59:57,070 --> 00:59:59,000
Avery, Jones.
We come from Maltese.
867
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,120
You can show yourself
whenever you want.
868
01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,660
So what's up, Doctor?
869
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:06,920
Who is there?
870
01:00:07,090 --> 01:00:08,300
I'll never tell you, Mac.
871
01:00:08,535 --> 01:00:10,840
I am a creature of the
night, I am a moving shadow.
872
01:00:11,140 --> 01:00:12,700
You'll never understand who I am.
873
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,720
My god.
Dear God.
874
01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:17,180
You saw my face.
875
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:18,160
Don't look at me.
876
01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:20,080
I'm so... beautiful.
877
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:22,060
Mysterious Caller?
878
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,266
Let me put it this way;
That lovebird
879
01:00:24,267 --> 01:00:27,161
has been tripping over your
side of this case for weeks.
880
01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:28,920
You're lucky to
have me by your side.
881
01:00:29,260 --> 01:00:30,300
Hey, have you been followed?
882
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,580
Eyes on you? Have you
been caught on Mobese?
883
01:00:32,660 --> 01:00:33,896
Did he see the drone?
884
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:35,820
Did they listen?
885
01:00:36,340 --> 01:00:38,200
This is getting
embarrassing now.
886
01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:40,520
Look, I have a million
questions for you.
887
01:00:40,790 --> 01:00:41,830
Why didn't you call again?
888
01:00:41,885 --> 01:00:43,100
Dr.
What happened to Lauree?
889
01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:45,400
What can you tell us
about the Sisphus Project?
890
01:00:45,590 --> 01:00:47,230
That's enough questions, lawyer.
891
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,340
This needs a response.
892
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,220
As you can see, Dr. Laurie was the
chief inventor of ACME cartoon products.
893
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,720
He built great things.
894
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,020
quick change machine,
basic needs such as.
895
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:05,120
One day they sent a manager from
the company to inspect the work.
896
01:01:05,630 --> 01:01:06,980
The man was a real toy.
897
01:01:07,900 --> 01:01:11,420
Suddenly many secrets were revealed.
898
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:15,260
They called it the
Sisyphus Project.
899
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:20,020
Testing has become more reckless
under the new administration.
900
01:01:22,910 --> 01:01:24,040
I'm not sure I understand.
901
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,600
What was all this for?
902
01:01:25,870 --> 01:01:28,120
They weren't inventing
products for cartoons.
903
01:01:29,565 --> 01:01:31,900
They were using cartoons
to invent products.
904
01:01:33,740 --> 01:01:36,040
Dr. Lauree says this
is wrong and, cartoon
905
01:01:36,540 --> 01:01:38,580
characters
He said it caused damage.
906
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:41,960
He begged them
to put an end to this.
907
01:01:42,710 --> 01:01:46,240
But instead they
put an end to it.
908
01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:50,617
Worked on the Sisyphus Project
Everyone who is is either lost,
909
01:01:50,618 --> 01:01:55,120
He was either forced to work
for ACME or he is a charlatan.
910
01:01:55,560 --> 01:01:57,160
So when did the program end?
911
01:01:57,300 --> 01:01:58,300
Don't you see?
912
01:01:58,540 --> 01:01:59,540
It's never over.
913
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:00,680
It has evolved.
914
01:02:02,130 --> 01:02:04,861
Instead of testing dangerous
products in a laboratory,
915
01:02:04,862 --> 01:02:07,420
they release them
into the real world.
916
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:08,360
Yes.
917
01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:11,820
Wiley's rocket skates
were designed for recoil.
918
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:13,040
Now you understand.
919
01:02:13,635 --> 01:02:16,780
The more something breaks, the
more damage the cartoon character gets.
920
01:02:16,940 --> 01:02:20,040
More data to build better
ACME products for people.
921
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:21,820
Absolutely, absolutely.
922
01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:26,280
Wiley, you are what they
call a high usage user.
923
01:02:26,930 --> 01:02:33,480
They let you explode
and create havoc for years.
924
01:02:34,070 --> 01:02:35,550
In court this
Will you testify?
925
01:02:35,850 --> 01:02:37,130
The world needs to hear this.
926
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:40,340
No, no. You need someone from
the inside to tell you the truth.
927
01:02:40,660 --> 01:02:43,180
Have ACME's public
relations officer testify.
928
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:44,520
He is a master of perception management.
929
01:02:44,521 --> 01:02:46,340
Its name is...
Ooo ooo...
930
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:48,080
It's my turn.
931
01:03:10,170 --> 01:03:11,510
I think they caught him.
932
01:03:14,510 --> 01:03:15,510
No.
933
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:19,430
If anyone asks, tell them your informant
is a little hunter with a funny hat.
934
01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:20,606
We trust you.
935
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:21,630
Goodbye.
936
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:29,180
SECURITY SYSTEM
937
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,240
Great.
938
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:39,720
No one will pass
through that door.
939
01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:41,900
Any added security is great.
940
01:03:48,450 --> 01:03:51,150
Can you tell us about
your role at ACME?
941
01:03:54,950 --> 01:03:55,950
Slow...Slow...
942
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,450
OK, great.
943
01:03:58,060 --> 01:03:59,866
-If he says something wrong, take him out.
-Ok.
944
01:04:00,290 --> 01:04:03,770
What does your job as a public
relations representative entail?
945
01:04:04,230 --> 01:04:05,230
Everything is very easy.
946
01:04:08,065 --> 01:04:11,230
So you are authorized to
speak on behalf of ACME.
947
01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:18,970
What can you tell us
about the Sisyphus Project?
948
01:04:22,145 --> 01:04:27,010
Mr. Satan, What is
the Sisyphus Project?
949
01:04:27,270 --> 01:04:29,190
I remind you that you are under oath.
950
01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:40,400
I object.
951
01:04:41,050 --> 01:04:43,060
Lawyers, approach the podium.
952
01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:50,000
This case is turning my
courtroom into a circus.
953
01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:52,100
They just threw out my witness.
954
01:04:52,460 --> 01:04:53,460
We don't know this.
955
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,120
I couldn't agree more.
956
01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:03,946
The prosecution's evidence... I request
that he be excluded from the case.
957
01:05:03,970 --> 01:05:05,316
Keep the original pair of rocket skates
958
01:05:05,340 --> 01:05:06,416
Others are overdoing it.
959
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:07,440
The proposal was accepted.
960
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,500
Are you kidding?
961
01:05:08,770 --> 01:05:12,900
Your Honor. Due to lack of evidence I
am requesting dismissal because of this.
962
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:14,040
The proposal was accepted.
963
01:05:14,420 --> 01:05:15,540
I'm tired of all this nonsense.
964
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:17,140
You don't say that.
965
01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:19,320
That's the beauty of being dominant.
966
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:20,960
I can say whatever I want.
967
01:05:21,340 --> 01:05:22,340
Invalid trial?
968
01:05:22,420 --> 01:05:23,420
There I said it.
969
01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:24,500
The case was dismissed.
970
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:26,660
The case was dismissed.
971
01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:42,850
What happened there was a miscarriage
of justice, but it was not a surprise.
972
01:05:43,365 --> 01:05:46,838
For decades, ACME
has knowingly produced
973
01:05:46,839 --> 01:05:49,930
dangerous products in cartoon characters.
974
01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:53,031
He gives it
975
01:05:53,032 --> 01:05:56,211
to his hand.
976
01:05:56,670 --> 01:05:59,910
ACME, "The Sisyphus Project" to cover up an insidious
conspiracy called He made great efforts to do so.
977
01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:05,250
They threatened my
and my client's safety.
978
01:06:06,550 --> 01:06:10,730
Look, bombs, rocks, pianos,
They will not give up anything.
979
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:13,500
But me and my partners
980
01:06:13,501 --> 01:06:15,450
will continue the fight.
981
01:06:15,815 --> 01:06:16,815
So these companies think they can do whatever
they want and get away with anything.
982
01:06:17,410 --> 01:06:18,410
Because they are getting away with it.
983
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:19,900
But we're tired of it.
984
01:06:20,010 --> 01:06:22,030
And now it will be over. That's
why we're preparing for a launch..
985
01:06:26,860 --> 01:06:28,470
.
986
01:06:29,190 --> 01:06:29,990
Excuse me, just a minute.
Wiley!
987
01:06:30,130 --> 01:06:33,181
{\an8}There was more chaos in court
today after the ACME case was
988
01:06:33,182 --> 01:06:36,450
{\an8}dismissed by the very fair and
respected Judge Tropo Grosso.
989
01:06:36,451 --> 01:06:40,970
{\an8}The plaintiffs voiced their objections with a
cartoonish rocket approximately six feet tall.
990
01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:42,330
{\an8}Everything is fine.
991
01:06:42,610 --> 01:06:43,770
{\an8}There's nothing to see here.
992
01:06:46,090 --> 01:06:47,250
{\an8}Is this your car?
993
01:07:03,530 --> 01:07:04,530
Hello Paige.
994
01:07:04,630 --> 01:07:05,630
Have you seen?
995
01:07:06,030 --> 01:07:06,510
What?
996
01:07:06,710 --> 01:07:07,510
Your speech.
997
01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,726
It's the country's number
one trending news right now.
998
01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:10,750
Everywhere.
999
01:07:10,930 --> 01:07:12,510
What?
Did they like my speech?
1000
01:07:13,350 --> 01:07:16,790
And I think the car
boom is part of it.
1001
01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:19,250
Mr. Avery.
1002
01:07:20,130 --> 01:07:21,130
Mr.
1003
01:07:21,510 --> 01:07:22,630
Avery.
I need to close it.
1004
01:07:22,670 --> 01:07:25,106
Mr. Avery. Mr. Avery. Do you have any
comments about Congress accepting your case?
1005
01:07:25,130 --> 01:07:26,570
Congress?
1006
01:07:27,215 --> 01:07:29,706
Your thoughts on Foghorn
Leghorn's testimony.
1007
01:07:29,730 --> 01:07:31,310
Now... Did you say Congress?
1008
01:07:31,710 --> 01:07:32,906
They study ACME.
1009
01:07:32,930 --> 01:07:33,930
You're going to DC.
1010
01:07:34,060 --> 01:07:35,430
Are we going to DC?
1011
01:07:36,685 --> 01:07:37,685
We're going to DC.
1012
01:07:39,010 --> 01:07:41,730
OK, no comments.
1013
01:07:42,345 --> 01:07:43,630
Mr. Avery.
1014
01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:44,730
Mr.
1015
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:51,480
Avery. Thanks a lot.
Where are you going?
1016
01:07:51,504 --> 01:07:52,536
CAVE What?
1017
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,140
No! You can't go.
1018
01:07:55,530 --> 01:07:56,610
I need you in D.C.
1019
01:07:56,820 --> 01:07:58,300
So, this is the big showdown.
1020
01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:00,160
If you don't show up,
there won't be a hearing.
1021
01:08:00,590 --> 01:08:02,360
All this would be in vain.
1022
01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:06,100
Roadrunner will be there.
1023
01:08:08,700 --> 01:08:09,700
Yes, of course.
1024
01:08:09,840 --> 01:08:10,840
It will be there.
1025
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:12,000
Yes it is coming.
1026
01:08:13,140 --> 01:08:14,140
I promise.
1027
01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:16,620
Come on.
1028
01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:18,260
What are you saying?
1029
01:08:19,635 --> 01:08:20,955
The whole world will watch.
1030
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:22,920
It will be there.
1031
01:08:29,010 --> 01:08:29,810
Ok.
1032
01:08:29,890 --> 01:08:30,870
Come on.
1033
01:08:30,871 --> 01:08:31,871
Let's go.
1034
01:08:52,350 --> 01:08:54,735
Initially seems like a
routine product failure
1035
01:08:54,736 --> 01:08:59,750
The apparent situation is as old as time
It turned into a David-Goliath fight.
1036
01:08:59,750 --> 01:09:02,410
To our furry little friend
We wish you good luck in D.C.
1037
01:09:02,550 --> 01:09:03,710
We support you, Wiley.
1038
01:09:03,850 --> 01:09:05,070
And we always were.
1039
01:09:05,450 --> 01:09:06,450
From day one.
1040
01:09:15,110 --> 01:09:21,170
When a company is this successful,
There will be people who want to destroy it.
1041
01:09:21,390 --> 01:09:23,650
But our hands are clean.
1042
01:09:24,830 --> 01:09:26,390
Flight attendants, prepare for landing.
1043
01:09:26,570 --> 01:09:29,810
What we did when leaving Albuquerque
Sorry for the wrong turn, folks.
1044
01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,000
This is it.
No more.
1045
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,940
I don't care if you kidnap him, run him
out of town, or throw him in a ditch.
1046
01:09:52,470 --> 01:09:54,390
Wiley Coyote will not be
at the hearing tomorrow.
1047
01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:55,590
Got it?
1048
01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:56,960
Yes boss.
1049
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,120
We will clean it.
1050
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,460
Please be quiet.
1051
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,080
Wiley, please be quiet.
1052
01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:14,520
Look, rest assured, the things I have to
do are much more important than yours.
1053
01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:26,180
There's been a change in plans.
1054
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:31,500
FROM WHERE?
WHAT HAS CHANGED?
1055
01:10:31,730 --> 01:10:32,730
Look, he...
1056
01:10:33,320 --> 01:10:34,320
He failed.
1057
01:10:34,410 --> 01:10:35,410
Is it ok?
1058
01:10:39,125 --> 01:10:40,425
Why Isn't He Coming?
1059
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,800
FROM WHERE?
1060
01:10:45,460 --> 01:10:46,460
Okay, okay.
1061
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:48,784
Do you think I'm going to
drag the Roadrunner here
1062
01:10:48,785 --> 01:10:51,241
so you can destroy me in
front of the whole world?
1063
01:10:51,500 --> 01:10:53,030
Yes, I want him to be in court
1064
01:10:53,031 --> 01:10:54,791
so we can catch him and eat him.
1065
01:10:55,245 --> 01:10:56,685
I know you want it. Why
should I help you do this?
1066
01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:58,740
OK, yes.
1067
01:10:58,960 --> 01:10:59,760
I lied.
1068
01:10:59,800 --> 01:11:00,600
I lied.
1069
01:11:00,775 --> 01:11:02,360
I needed you to stay on this case.
1070
01:11:02,500 --> 01:11:03,500
But do you know?
1071
01:11:03,550 --> 01:11:05,180
You lied to me too.
1072
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:07,180
You misled me.
1073
01:11:07,750 --> 01:11:09,920
You made me think this
case was about something.
1074
01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:11,100
And so it is.
1075
01:11:11,850 --> 01:11:13,836
You know, it's much
bigger than the Roadrunner.
1076
01:11:13,860 --> 01:11:16,020
You didn't even understand
what the rabbit said, did you?
1077
01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:18,680
You are a high usage user.
1078
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:20,066
I mean, look at these.
1079
01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:21,090
You are addicted.
1080
01:11:21,940 --> 01:11:22,980
Every explosion.
1081
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,660
Don't fall into the bottom
of the canyon one at a time.
1082
01:11:26,290 --> 01:11:27,320
ACME wanted this.
1083
01:11:28,070 --> 01:11:30,460
You know, I changed
my whole life for you.
1084
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:31,900
My entire routine.
1085
01:11:32,200 --> 01:11:35,700
You'll probably all explode at me,
because you wanted a baguette.
1086
01:11:37,340 --> 01:11:38,440
Oh, me?
1087
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:42,300
All this time you only
cared about your own plan.
1088
01:11:42,500 --> 01:11:44,100
Oh, Roadrunner. roadrunner
1089
01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:45,720
I'm so sick of this Roadrunner.
1090
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,260
You'll never catch him!
1091
01:11:51,860 --> 01:11:52,860
Is it ok?
1092
01:11:53,840 --> 01:11:54,640
You just...
1093
01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:56,060
You can't really catch it...
1094
01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,280
Stop trying.
1095
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:07,900
-Yes.
-Hello Kev.
1096
01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:10,696
Look, I didn't want to tell you
this right before the hearing.
1097
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:11,720
But...
1098
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,880
We spent our last
penny on this case.
1099
01:12:16,520 --> 01:12:17,520
We ran out of money.
1100
01:12:17,910 --> 01:12:19,060
So what does this mean?
1101
01:12:19,610 --> 01:12:21,773
That means, unless there's
some kind of miracle,
1102
01:12:21,774 --> 01:12:24,381
There is no
company to return to.
1103
01:12:25,260 --> 01:12:28,300
I've made an appointment
for plasma donation next week.
1104
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:29,880
I can't go.
1105
01:12:32,090 --> 01:12:34,090
I don't want to put that
kind of pressure on you.
1106
01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:35,500
We thought you should know.
1107
01:12:36,620 --> 01:12:37,620
Ok.
1108
01:13:57,080 --> 01:13:58,000
You missed it!
1109
01:13:58,001 --> 01:14:00,000
You missed it!
1110
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:17,680
Wiley!
1111
01:14:18,020 --> 01:14:19,020
Wiley!
1112
01:14:26,810 --> 01:14:27,610
Oh boy.
1113
01:15:06,150 --> 01:15:07,270
I'm trying to save you!
1114
01:15:08,710 --> 01:15:09,710
I
1115
01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:20,466
I'm trying to save you!
1116
01:15:20,490 --> 01:15:21,490
Ah!
1117
01:15:21,950 --> 01:15:22,950
Ah!
1118
01:15:42,590 --> 01:15:43,590
Ah!
1119
01:16:07,760 --> 01:16:08,760
Ah,
1120
01:16:30,190 --> 01:16:31,190
What is waiting?
1121
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,090
He's in the bathroom.
1122
01:16:48,570 --> 01:16:50,250
Looks like you had a rough night.
Ha?
1123
01:16:51,175 --> 01:16:53,670
Thank you for your convincing interest.
1124
01:16:53,990 --> 01:16:54,990
Come on.
1125
01:16:55,090 --> 01:16:56,650
Do you really want to go there?
1126
01:16:56,750 --> 01:16:57,750
So...
1127
01:16:58,470 --> 01:16:59,030
We will see about this.
1128
01:16:59,050 --> 01:17:00,050
There are cameras.
1129
01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:01,650
Pressure.
1130
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:06,840
What's this?
1131
01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:08,690
This is everything you've ever wanted.
1132
01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:10,270
Freedom from responsibility.
1133
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,000
This is not subject to any conditions.
1134
01:17:14,020 --> 01:17:14,760
So under the table.
1135
01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:15,780
This is for you.
1136
01:17:15,990 --> 01:17:17,456
All I have to do now
is walk out this door.
1137
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:18,480
Come on.
1138
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:22,200
I really want to keep doing the
same thing over and over again.
1139
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:24,280
Try, fail,
try, fail.
1140
01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,160
We expect a different result.
1141
01:17:29,830 --> 01:17:31,550
I just realized this...
1142
01:17:32,770 --> 01:17:33,150
Yes.
1143
01:17:33,151 --> 01:17:34,151
Yes.
1144
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,920
You get the gist.
1145
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:54,670
My god.
1146
01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:55,780
You look like a stuntman.
1147
01:17:55,850 --> 01:17:56,650
Is Wiley here?
1148
01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:57,770
Isn't he with you?
1149
01:17:58,150 --> 01:18:00,120
I haven't seen him since we were driving
80 miles per hour on the highway,
1150
01:18:00,121 --> 01:18:02,081
hooked up to the refrigerator.
1151
01:18:02,570 --> 01:18:03,570
What the hell?
1152
01:18:03,710 --> 01:18:05,046
I thought you were in
the hotel room next to me.
1153
01:18:05,070 --> 01:18:06,470
I feel so left out.
1154
01:18:06,810 --> 01:18:07,810
I really screwed up.
1155
01:18:08,870 --> 01:18:10,350
He knows the Roadrunner won't come.
1156
01:18:10,860 --> 01:18:11,900
He knows I'm lying.
1157
01:18:12,270 --> 01:18:13,270
Ah.
1158
01:18:13,610 --> 01:18:14,610
I'm an idiot.
1159
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:16,170
I had to be honest with him.
1160
01:18:16,190 --> 01:18:17,610
It seemed easier.
1161
01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:22,930
Mr. Avery, thank you
for joining us today.
1162
01:18:23,460 --> 01:18:28,430
We're here to decide whether it is or not.
ACME products pose a danger to society.
1163
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,230
Where was your customer?
1164
01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:35,270
To be honest, I'm
not exactly sure.
1165
01:18:36,060 --> 01:18:39,890
Senator Fudd, Mr. Coyote's
presence at the scheduled time.
1166
01:18:39,891 --> 01:18:42,038
that he did not find it
necessary to honor us
1167
01:18:42,039 --> 01:18:44,446
It will tell you everything you
need to know about his character.
1168
01:18:44,470 --> 01:18:44,810
Hmm.
1169
01:18:44,811 --> 01:18:47,290
I think this tells us a lot.
1170
01:18:48,310 --> 01:18:51,830
Look, my client has
a long history. ACME.
1171
01:18:52,510 --> 01:18:56,470
He has been using his
products for decades.
1172
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:59,170
If so, why...
1173
01:19:00,010 --> 01:19:01,010
Dangewus?
1174
01:19:01,230 --> 01:19:03,030
Actually he has no other choice.
1175
01:19:04,010 --> 01:19:08,090
ACME has a monopoly on all the tools
necessary for Mr. Coyote's business.
1176
01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:09,310
Is it his job?
1177
01:19:09,580 --> 01:19:12,790
Here I learned that he was
unemployed and living in a cave.
1178
01:19:13,250 --> 01:19:14,250
Hahaha.
1179
01:19:15,790 --> 01:19:16,350
This is true.
1180
01:19:16,530 --> 01:19:16,890
This is true.
1181
01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:17,970
This is a fact.
1182
01:19:18,110 --> 01:19:18,910
TRUE.
1183
01:19:18,990 --> 01:19:20,590
No, no, no,
no, no, no.
1184
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,030
According to Sylvester V. Chasing predators is
a legal profession under the law, Gonzales said.
1185
01:19:22,031 --> 01:19:26,010
Maybe he doesn't get
a salary, but he works.
1186
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:30,110
In fact, he is one of the hardest
working people I have ever met.
1187
01:19:31,260 --> 01:19:34,390
And he is brave.
1188
01:19:35,230 --> 01:19:36,230
He will walk on the smallest
tightrope over the largest canyon.
1189
01:19:37,860 --> 01:19:41,670
It will ride on a rocket to
which it is manually locked.
1190
01:19:42,210 --> 01:19:44,790
It will hit the handlebars too.
1191
01:19:44,810 --> 01:19:46,586
Without blinking an eye.
So.
1192
01:19:46,610 --> 01:19:47,410
..
Oh.
1193
01:19:47,630 --> 01:19:47,890
Ah.
1194
01:19:47,930 --> 01:19:48,930
I am sad.
1195
01:19:50,310 --> 01:19:50,830
Ah.
1196
01:19:51,030 --> 01:19:52,030
To look.
1197
01:19:52,970 --> 01:19:53,970
When Mr.
1198
01:19:55,620 --> 01:19:58,299
Coyote first walked
into my office,
1199
01:19:58,300 --> 01:20:01,291
I was the laziest person
you could imagine.
1200
01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:02,960
I didn't want to work.
1201
01:20:03,745 --> 01:20:05,170
I didn't want to try anything.
1202
01:20:06,415 --> 01:20:09,370
Because deep down
I didn't want to fail.
1203
01:20:10,900 --> 01:20:12,020
But he is not afraid of it.
1204
01:20:13,430 --> 01:20:16,090
No matter what, he
pulls himself together.
1205
01:20:16,790 --> 01:20:20,210
He tries again and
again and again.
1206
01:20:20,975 --> 01:20:23,090
He would never think of giving up.
1207
01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,270
He wakes up every morning
with purpose and hope.
1208
01:20:30,070 --> 01:20:32,270
And I think everyone
should be inspired by this.
1209
01:20:35,470 --> 01:20:36,570
I know I am.
1210
01:20:55,080 --> 01:20:56,400
You don't need signs anymore.
1211
01:20:57,050 --> 01:20:58,530
Thank you for coming back.
1212
01:21:00,810 --> 01:21:04,480
Mr. Leghorn, thank you for taking
time out of your busy schedule.
1213
01:21:05,110 --> 01:21:09,240
We asked Mr. Avery to ask
you a few questions today.
1214
01:21:11,430 --> 01:21:13,110
I was researching
this guy in interviews.
1215
01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:14,060
He is a braggart.
1216
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,120
He has a very big ego.
1217
01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:16,280
Here I am, son.
1218
01:21:17,560 --> 01:21:18,560
Certainly.
1219
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,840
I can work with this.
1220
01:21:36,535 --> 01:21:42,280
Mr. Leghorn, are you aware of the
ACME program known as Project Sisyphus?
1221
01:21:43,140 --> 01:21:44,160
I am.
1222
01:21:44,510 --> 01:21:45,860
I'm familiar with your name.
1223
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,060
Ok.
1224
01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:51,640
So how do you explain the type
of program to this committee?
1225
01:21:52,210 --> 01:21:54,090
Actually, this is a matter of
research and development.
1226
01:21:54,380 --> 01:21:55,380
Great.
1227
01:21:55,510 --> 01:21:59,280
So are you constantly innovating your
cartoon product line to make it better?
1228
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:00,340
Yes son.
1229
01:22:00,500 --> 01:22:01,060
Ok.
1230
01:22:01,160 --> 01:22:02,160
This makes sense.
1231
01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:05,080
So if you examine
these products so
1232
01:22:05,081 --> 01:22:07,761
closely, why do
they fail so often?
1233
01:22:07,950 --> 01:22:09,656
This looks like something
you could tinker with.
1234
01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:12,640
Boy, things are complicated.
1235
01:22:14,160 --> 01:22:14,560
Ok.
1236
01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:17,622
So, is any of the
information you received from
1237
01:22:17,623 --> 01:22:20,300
the Sisyphus Project used
to improve the human race?
1238
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:20,880
Certainly.
1239
01:22:21,060 --> 01:22:21,680
Certainly.
1240
01:22:21,860 --> 01:22:22,280
Ok.
1241
01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:23,340
So you confess.
1242
01:22:23,450 --> 01:22:24,340
He just confessed.
1243
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:24,920
Have you heard of this?
1244
01:22:25,045 --> 01:22:26,045
He admitted it.
1245
01:22:26,090 --> 01:22:29,117
Are you knowingly giving
dangerous products to cartoons, and
1246
01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:31,960
are you deliberately causing
pain to millions in the process?
1247
01:22:39,890 --> 01:22:42,400
Think progress isn't
worth a little pain?
1248
01:22:43,090 --> 01:22:44,120
Some discomfort?
1249
01:22:45,145 --> 01:22:46,180
That's right, son.
1250
01:22:46,525 --> 01:22:48,060
It always was.
1251
01:22:49,045 --> 01:22:52,880
And nothing we do
today or any day is illegal.
1252
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:55,240
Isn't that right, Mr. Crane?
1253
01:22:56,360 --> 01:22:57,360
Definitely.
1254
01:22:57,560 --> 01:22:58,360
Definitely.
1255
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:00,285
The law is completely
on our side here,
1256
01:23:00,286 --> 01:23:02,601
and so is the opinion
of the silent majority.
1257
01:23:02,730 --> 01:23:04,240
Thank you, Mr. Crane.
1258
01:23:04,290 --> 01:23:05,100
Mr Leghorn.
1259
01:23:05,101 --> 01:23:06,101
And something else.
1260
01:23:06,270 --> 01:23:07,270
Sit down son.
1261
01:23:07,710 --> 01:23:09,900
I'm asking the questions here.
1262
01:23:10,190 --> 01:23:12,160
Sit down son.
1263
01:23:15,250 --> 01:23:16,960
There is nothing sweeter
than this prosecutor.
1264
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:24,592
I remembered my days as a
little rooster on the poultry farm,
1265
01:23:24,593 --> 01:23:28,140
where I learned
a valuable lesson.
1266
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,740
Cartoons are resilient.
1267
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:34,900
Hit us with a hammer.
1268
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,140
Throw us off the cliff.
1269
01:23:36,580 --> 01:23:37,580
We can have it.
1270
01:23:38,510 --> 01:23:43,900
Cartoon-speaking, I think it
might even be a little funny.
1271
01:23:44,240 --> 01:23:45,240
Am I right?
1272
01:23:52,940 --> 01:23:55,650
So, what's a little pain
for the greater good?
1273
01:23:56,490 --> 01:23:59,890
Pain is a part of
life and it is valuable.
1274
01:24:00,590 --> 01:24:04,350
You like that comfortable elastic
in those shoes, don't you son?
1275
01:24:04,550 --> 01:24:05,710
This is duty free.
1276
01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:12,150
We developed it by bouncing
it off a cartoon a million times.
1277
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:16,870
These hurricane pills
turned into jet propellers.
1278
01:24:17,425 --> 01:24:19,450
This high-speed tonic
took us to the moon.
1279
01:24:19,451 --> 01:24:25,310
So yes, our cartoon
products sometimes explode.
1280
01:24:26,110 --> 01:24:28,450
Sometimes they backfire.
1281
01:24:29,530 --> 01:24:35,290
Sometimes they push the
limits of gravity and science.
1282
01:24:35,690 --> 01:24:38,350
But do you all want to live in
a world where there is no new?
1283
01:24:38,710 --> 01:24:40,450
Without progress?
1284
01:24:41,310 --> 01:24:43,630
Now, what is it that you
always say? Mr. Crane?
1285
01:24:43,930 --> 01:24:45,470
You can't make an omelette without it.
1286
01:24:46,940 --> 01:24:47,940
I break some eggs.
1287
01:24:49,670 --> 01:24:50,670
Yes, that's true.
1288
01:24:52,670 --> 01:24:58,170
And in this case, if this egg,
If he is a despicable desert dog with no connections,
1289
01:24:58,171 --> 01:25:01,970
no family, no friends, living in
a cave, I'm sorry, but so be it.
1290
01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:03,430
No harm, no foul.
1291
01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:07,010
This is not an accurate
portrayal of my client.
1292
01:25:07,130 --> 01:25:09,659
No one should act on his
behalf except his lawyer.
1293
01:25:09,660 --> 01:25:12,951
I was under the
impression he wouldn't talk.
1294
01:25:13,070 --> 01:25:19,571
Does anyone in the whole world
care what happens to the coyote?
1295
01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:59,480
Mr. Runner, we will ask you a
series of yes or no questions.
1296
01:26:00,030 --> 01:26:02,680
Two beeps for
yes, A beep for no.
1297
01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:03,840
Do you understand?
1298
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:05,660
Beep, beep.
1299
01:26:10,540 --> 01:26:11,700
Are you a bird?
1300
01:26:11,940 --> 01:26:12,940
Beep, beep.
1301
01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:14,740
Are you easy to catch?
1302
01:26:14,860 --> 01:26:15,300
Beep.
1303
01:26:15,301 --> 01:26:16,680
OK, nice.
1304
01:26:19,180 --> 01:26:21,900
Do you know Mr. Wile E.?
1305
01:26:22,020 --> 01:26:22,600
Jackal?
1306
01:26:22,840 --> 01:26:23,840
Beep, beep.
1307
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:29,025
Have you witnessed
Mr. Does Coyote use any
1308
01:26:29,026 --> 01:26:32,160
acne products while he's
with you in the desert?
1309
01:26:32,560 --> 01:26:33,560
Beep, beep.
1310
01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:40,620
Have these products always failed?
1311
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:41,840
Beep, beep.
1312
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:43,320
Beep, beep.
1313
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:45,660
Beep, beep.
1314
01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,560
Beep, beep.
1315
01:26:46,561 --> 01:26:50,500
Mr. Runner, were you Mr. Runner's
witness? Coyote's pain and suffering?
1316
01:26:59,980 --> 01:27:01,180
Yes, me too.
1317
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:08,390
Can you call him my friend?
1318
01:27:15,310 --> 01:27:16,450
Thank you, Mr.
1319
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,546
Runner.
1320
01:27:18,570 --> 01:27:21,090
Thank you for coming here today. Is there
anything you would like to say additionally?
1321
01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:25,010
Okay, the place is yours
to add to the record.
1322
01:27:32,070 --> 01:27:37,610
Will you come back?
1323
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:08,080
Mr. Avery, I must
admit that I am very...
1324
01:28:11,630 --> 01:28:14,994
very
1325
01:28:14,995 --> 01:28:18,360
touched.
1326
01:28:19,110 --> 01:28:23,480
However, you have provided no evidence of ACME's culpability
other than the pain and suffering of this unique coyote.
1327
01:28:24,110 --> 01:28:27,680
Therefore, no matter how much it
pains me, you leave me no choice.
1328
01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:28,940
Everyone agrees to reject
this investigation, say yes.
1329
01:28:30,340 --> 01:28:31,340
Yes.
Yes!
1330
01:28:38,220 --> 01:28:39,580
Tryโฆ fail.
1331
01:28:41,820 --> 01:28:43,960
Okay, no hard feelings, guys.
1332
01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:46,080
It's a tough world out there.
1333
01:28:46,220 --> 01:28:47,620
Better luck next time.
1334
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:50,000
I think these are the
birds you are looking for.
1335
01:28:53,740 --> 01:28:54,900
Let me see you.
1336
01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:46,800
Offensively ridiculous!
1337
01:29:47,620 --> 01:29:48,980
What's in automation?
1338
01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:50,740
Get me out of here!
1339
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:51,840
I want justice!
1340
01:29:51,841 --> 01:29:53,260
If someone is my friend...
1341
01:30:24,970 --> 01:30:25,970
We tried.
1342
01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:27,970
We tried.
1343
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:32,250
Thank you both for pushing me.
1344
01:30:35,830 --> 01:30:36,830
To wait.
1345
01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:38,170
What's going on?
1346
01:30:44,520 --> 01:30:45,520
Look!
1347
01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:46,960
These are lawyers!
1348
01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:47,980
They are here!
1349
01:30:48,060 --> 01:30:49,140
I can't believe it!
1350
01:30:54,540 --> 01:31:02,540
Thank you for what you
do behind the scenes.
1351
01:31:08,540 --> 01:31:09,540
What's this?
1352
01:31:09,660 --> 01:31:11,480
They all want to sue ACME.
1353
01:31:12,120 --> 01:31:14,561
Even after you helped...
Unfortunately you did.
1354
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:16,200
They trust you.
1355
01:31:17,255 --> 01:31:18,760
Avery Jones and Malta.
1356
01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:20,240
Hey!
1357
01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:22,840
Can you believe this?
1358
01:31:23,060 --> 01:31:23,560
Not being able to!
1359
01:31:23,561 --> 01:31:26,320
It looks like you have something
very important in your office.
1360
01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:27,820
We understand.
1361
01:31:34,410 --> 01:31:35,590
Hello, Counselor.
1362
01:31:35,790 --> 01:31:37,450
You fought a good
fight in the congress.
1363
01:31:37,810 --> 01:31:41,390
But nothing proves the guilty
better than cold, hard evidence.
1364
01:31:42,015 --> 01:31:46,510
Here is a gift from you, truly,
through the doors of ACME.
1365
01:31:47,070 --> 01:31:47,750
What's this?
1366
01:31:47,751 --> 01:31:50,470
There are approximately
five years of lawsuits.
1367
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:53,670
It's like we have our
work cut out for us.
1368
01:31:54,430 --> 01:31:57,690
A shocking new development in
the operation. Today is the ACME case.
1369
01:31:58,160 --> 01:32:03,010
Newly leaked footage from Project
Sisyphus triggered a pre-dawn raid on the
1370
01:32:03,011 --> 01:32:07,750
company's headquarters, prompting ACME
general counsel and CEO Foghorn Leghorn Buddy
1371
01:32:07,751 --> 01:32:13,670
It led to Crane's swift arrest for
their involvement in the alleged abuse.
1372
01:32:13,950 --> 01:32:15,850
I am an uncaged rooster!
1373
01:32:16,260 --> 01:32:18,866
Additionally, investigators at the scene
reported that investigators had identified Dr.
1374
01:32:18,986 --> 01:32:23,070
ACME scientist Peter Lorre
disappeared 30 years ago.
1375
01:32:23,570 --> 01:32:25,821
His upcoming testimony about the
1376
01:32:25,822 --> 01:32:29,531
Sisyphus Project promises
to bring the truth to light.
1377
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:41,680
Oh dear!
1378
01:32:59,380 --> 01:33:01,100
Well, don't be a stranger.
1379
01:34:15,950 --> 01:34:17,960
The sky is the limit.
1380
01:34:18,780 --> 01:34:20,220
The sky is the limit.
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