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Unbelievable.
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No more mutants.
No more giant moths.
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- Such a better world.
- For you, maybe.
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I lost my hawem.
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Mm, you know those weren't
healthy relationships.
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It was all consensual.
Sex for food.
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I looked everywhere. No Denise.
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Eh, she must have been
too far away
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from the interdimensional bubble
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cweated by
the Weonard/Sheldon device.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Well, I don't know.
I'm just wiffing.
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- Hey, Stuart.
- Hey.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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I can't believe I lost the love
of my life and I get you.
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Let's not forget, he killed Raj.
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Well, now,
there are two possibilities.
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One, the world we were just in
no wonger exists,
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in which case
I did not "kill Waj."
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Two, that world
and this world are part of
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an infinite number of worlds,
in which case I killed one
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of an infinite number of Wajs.
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Mathematicawy, a wounding error.
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Oh, excuse me.
I was gonna buy that book.
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Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
Here. I had no idea.
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It was unintentional.
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- I forgive you.
- I appreciate that.
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And I appreciate you.
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Uh, how much do you want
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for Superman and Lex Luthor:
Best Buddies Number 30?
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Best Buddies?
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Let me see that.
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What the hell?
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Stuart, look at this.
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This whole wall
is Archie comics.
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What? I don't carry Archie.
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You do now.
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Wichie Wich: Effective Altruist
Number 12.
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Richie Rich what?
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Something's wrong here.
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You must have screwed up
the machine, Stuart.
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I screwed up?
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You killed the one guy that knew
how to use the damn thing.
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Uh, fellas, we're all friends.
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- Yeah, no arguing.
- Stay out of it.
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You're the one who pushed
the stupid button.
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What was I supposed to do?
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You're the one who...
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We should go.
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- That's a lovely idea.
- Thank you.
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Uh-oh, that's not supposed
to be there.
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- What just happened?
- I don't know.
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I have a hypothesis.
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I'm listening.
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Did you notice the thing
on the back of your necks?
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What? What thing?
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Humor me.
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- Oh, boy.
- Not good.
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Now, try having an argument.
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What are you talking about?
That's gotta be the stupidest...
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You might be onto something.
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Gentlemen, we are in hell.
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Really? Everyone's being
so nice to each other.
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Hi!
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Yeah, they have devices
implanted in their necks
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to make them nice.
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Would you rather push the button
on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy
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and try another universe?
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No, thanks. We could wind up
somewhere worse.
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Like where humans
are a meat source
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for a highly evolved
wizard people?
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Yeah, like that.
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Or one where everyone's French,
but no one speaks French.
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What's that?
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Best guess?
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A giant floating obelisk with
no apparent means of propulsion?
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You are weawy getting
on my nerve.
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Stop talking.
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Another piece of the puzzle?
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Maybe.
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I think what we're looking at
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is your classic
totalitarian dystopia
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with a dollop
of mind control surveillance.
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- A dollop?
- It means a small serving.
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Yeah, I know what it means...
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I know what it means!
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So, here's what I'm thinking.
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We need to go to Caltech
and find Weonard and Sheldon.
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Okay, you do that.
I'll try to find Denise.
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With all due respect...
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perhaps we should
stick together.
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And you are entitled
to your opinion,
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but I am in love
with this woman,
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and I have to find her.
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I understand.
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- Thank you.
- Hmm.
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Idiot.
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Shit!
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- Hi. Can you help us?
- Well, I certainly hope so.
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Great. We are wooking
for Dr. Weonard Hofstadter
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or perhaps Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
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Do you have an appointment?
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- Uh...
- No.
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Oh, I wish you had
an appointment.
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- Can we make one?
- Of course.
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Then we'd like
to make an appointment.
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I don't make appointments.
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You'd have to contact
their personal assistants.
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Okay. Mm!
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And h... how do we
get in touch with them?
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You call them.
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Can you tell us their numbers?
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Sure can't.
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We are in the middle of a cwisis
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and we weawy need
to talk to them.
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Sir, I would ask you
not to raise your voice.
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I'm not waising my voice.
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I'm just trying to say...
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Sorry.
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We're new to this whole
button-in-the neck thing.
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Ow!
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Oh... Oh, thank God.
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- Yes?
- Denise?
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- Who is it?
- It's Stuart.
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Oh!
What a pleasant surprise.
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Come on in.
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Gary, you'll never guess
who's here.
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- You need to be cool.
- Got it. Can we start over?
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By all means.
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Here's the thing.
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Weonard Hofstadter
and Sheldon Cooper
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built a vewy special device.
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Well, if anyone here
could build a special device,
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it's certainly those two.
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It certainly is.
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You're doing good.
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Anyway, the device has torn
the fabwic of weality,
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possibly causing
the universe to cowapse
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- and then weegwo.
- Weegwo?
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- Yeah, weegwo.
- What is weegwo?
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Weegwo.
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Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos.
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- Weegwo?
- Wee-gwo.
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- Weegwo?
- Weegwo.
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You stupid, stupid...
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He has trouble
with the letter "R."
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Oh! "Regrow."
That makes more sense.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it,
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and forgive me
if it doesn't make sense.
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Denise, you and I
are destined to be together,
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and I have come
from a parallel universe...
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uh, to claim you.
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Well, that is really something.
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Mind-blowing.
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Okay, you're...
So, you're like a running joke
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- in all this, aren't you?
- Sorry?
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Uh, it's not important.
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All I can tell you
is that you don't have to live
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with this AI thing
controlling you.
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- How?
- It's a little complicated.
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I've got this machine
back at the store that... it...
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I... I... I... I... It... It...
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You're just gonna
have to trust me.
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- May I ask a question?
- Of course.
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I realize how upsetting
this must be for you.
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I'm not upset.
Denise, are you upset?
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- No, of course not.
- What do you want her to do?
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Well...
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Like I said,
I want her to leave you
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and... and come with me.
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Wow. Denise?
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To be honest, it's tempting.
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Really?
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- Sure.
- Sure?
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But... that...
So, you're cool with this?
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- Yeah, she can't stand me.
- I can't.
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- Uh, so why stay together?
- Hmm.
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Well, if I leave,
then Gary would be upset.
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- Traumatized.
And we've learned
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not to upset each other.
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- 'Cause it hurts.
- Ouch.
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So, wait, you know
that she's unhappy
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and you're fine with it?
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She's only unhappy
when she's sober,
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and that's not very often.
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No, no, I have a little problem
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with the...
so...
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Mm-hmm.
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Okay. What kind of crazy
upside-down world is this?
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Denise, you have the right
to be happy!
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There's no reason
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to stay with somebody
that makes you mis...
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Yeah.
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- Rum and Coke?
- Diet Coke, please.
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Coming up.
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- Let me...
- Yes.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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You know, in another universe,
I worked in this building.
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Really? In what department?
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Geology.
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Oh, that's not
in this building anymore.
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W... Why not?
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They needed to make room
for the important sciences.
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Uh, geology is
an important science.
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And yet they moved it
into the storage room
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behind the gym.
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W... W... Why would you take
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a field of study that examines
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the physical structure
of the planet...
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Nice twy, Dumbo.
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I did not care for that woman.
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Also, I wet myself.
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Lucky you're wearing dark pants.
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Oh, yeah.
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This can't be good.
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Hey, fellas. Got a minute?
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What's going on?
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I'm Officer McCaffrey.
This is Officer Denison.
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Call me "Steve."
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And we're going to be
your arresting officers today.
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What did we do?
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"What did we do?"
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- I love these guys.
- Oh, yeah.
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Seriously, what did we do?
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Well, when people
keep getting upset,
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- it becomes a police matter.
- Don't you worry.
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Everything's going
to be explained
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at the re-education center.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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Well, I hope you like the sound
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of complimentary
bottles of water.
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- Hmm.
- And granola bars,
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'cause they're waiting for you
in the back of the car.
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Wook, a fwoating obewisk.
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Oh, dear.
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- I'll just get in the car.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.
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Right this way.
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Sparkling or flat?
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Hello! I'm theater, film,
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and television's
Christine Baranski.
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I bet you're wondering
what you're doing here.
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Simple answer,
you have been non-compliant.
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"Ouch!" Am I right?
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Well, maybe this is
a good opportunity
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to remind ourselves,
and by ourselves, I mean you,
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why this is the best
of all possible worlds.
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I loved the first Mamma Mia!
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The second one
was kind of milking it.
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Not too long ago,
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human beings were
on the verge of extinction.
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Violence, crime, and war
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were running rampant.
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That's when our government
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turned to the whiz kids
in Silicon Valley and said...
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"Can you save us
from ourselves?"
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And boy, oh, boy, did they!
258
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Well, not so much them,
but the AI they built.
259
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456
Shortly after it turned
on its creators,
260
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500
brutally killing them all...
261
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,836
the AI implanted
electronic punishment devices
262
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838
in everyone's brain stem.
263
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716
Mix that with
a little aerial surveillance,
264
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,511
and before you know it,
a world free of anger,
265
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929
war, and insult comics.
266
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099
Does it work all the time?
If it did, you wouldn't be here
267
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809
beginning your 30-month
268
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,103
re-education process.
269
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855
Will that hurt?
Like a motherfucker.
270
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:57,068
But when you walk out of here,
you will be one happy amigo.
271
00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,446
- We gotta escape.
- How?
272
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,866
I don't know,
but I'll figure it out.
273
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,212
- I'm glad we didn't escape.
- Oh, me too.
274
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214
It was an honor
being wehabilitated
275
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716
with you fewas.
276
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,343
I've got a sweet tooth.
Who's up for some fro-yo?
277
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,886
Oh, love it. My treat!
278
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,263
- Aw.
- Thanks, buddy.
279
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,521
- Huh? What's happening?
- I think we're being abducted.
280
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,897
Well, so much for yogurt.
281
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,697
- Stuart?
- Yeah?
282
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906
You okay?
283
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,867
I am, yeah.
Thank you for asking.
284
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203
I'm okay, too.
285
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917
Zack?
286
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711
- You know me?
- Of course.
287
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,921
I... I mean,
not from this universe.
288
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798
Uh, I mean,
it... it... it... it...
289
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091
N... Never mind.
290
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802
Well, regardless,
consider yourself rescued.
291
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013
Rescued? They let us out.
292
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849
After wocking us up
for two and a half years?
293
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,601
- Really?
- Yes. Weawy.
294
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145
Wow. That's embarrassing.
295
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
- Who are you guys?
- Oh, sorry.
296
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,985
Uh, yes, we are the Resistance,
and this is our headquarters.
297
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,820
Used to be
an Amazon shipping center.
298
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,030
We took over the lease.
299
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,782
Oh, yeah.
- It was a long process. It was like...
300
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,283
All right, soldiers. Step down.
301
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,326
I'll take it from here.
302
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827
Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
303
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004
Penny?
304
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468
Ah, what the heck?
305
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,803
That make you mad?
306
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304
No, why would you even...
307
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891
- What are you doing?
- Deprogramming.
308
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145
Okay, that
is weawy uncalled for.
309
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690
What about this?
Was this called for?
310
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,234
Damn!
311
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,820
Excuse me, young lady,
but that is wildly...
312
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321
Ow!
313
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449
- Why aren't you being shocked?
- Shielding technology.
314
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,035
- Oh, great!
- Yeah, it's pretty tight.
315
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039
When are you gonna
stop hitting us?
316
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,208
- When you get angry.
- Huh.
317
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751
Are you angry?
318
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,670
No.
319
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,171
Are you angry?
320
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,840
No.
321
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216
Are you angry?
322
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,342
Yup!
323
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761
I'm mad, I'm mad!
324
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180
What about you?
325
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516
Furious, and honestly,
a... a wittle turned on.
326
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,144
Yes, ma'am!
327
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355
I don't understand.
Why did you rescue us?
328
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,858
Because I called them.
329
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,359
Thirty months ago.
330
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,529
What do you want from me?
I'm running a rebellion here.
331
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115
Denise, you came back for me.
332
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367
Not really.
I found your machine.
333
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,911
Show us how it can
get rid of the AI.
334
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,581
Oh, uh...
335
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,250
Yeah, I probably wasn't
clear about that.
336
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,752
It won't solve your AI problems.
337
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,713
Yeah, it'll just get us
338
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090
out of your
happy-go-fascist universe.
339
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134
Besides, we don't really know
how to use it.
340
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,760
We have some theowies.
341
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,430
So, wait, none of you know
how to defeat the AI overlord?
342
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,099
I don't. Bert?
343
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,684
- Nope.
- Kripke?
344
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768
Not weawy.
345
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937
Kill them!
346
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,314
- Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Uh...
347
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774
Hold on. I... I have an idea.
348
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112
Fine, go ahead.
349
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,157
Now, it's a wong shot,
but it... it's worth a twy.
350
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,411
Hmm, okay.
351
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,247
Hmm. Mm.
352
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,625
Okay.
353
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585
What is your idea?
354
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839
Ah, if everyone would pwease
wook over there.
355
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471
- He keeps doing that.
- Shoot him!
356
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,559
Oh, boy.
357
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563
Oh, shit! They found us!
358
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,607
Okay. Shoot the drones!
Shoot the drones!
359
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,795
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!
360
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172
- Barry, wait!
- Sorry, fewas!
361
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845
No, don't get shot, you idiot!
Oh, my God.
362
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,478
- Give me your hand.
- Why?
363
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313
I don't wanna
have to find you again.
364
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,555
Oh, excuse me. I was about
to buy that Necronomicon.
365
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056
Get over yourself.
366
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100
You can't handle
this level of magic.
367
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,227
Uh... here.
368
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646
Alchemy for Dummies.
That's more your speed.
369
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857
I'll show you my speed.
370
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692
Sempe faldinide un pera!
371
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367
Oh, my God.
372
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037
What happened? Where are we?
373
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,872
Make it stop!
374
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874
- Please!
- Uh... Hang on.
375
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,208
Kyle?
376
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,544
I wasn't really gonna kill him.
377
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,254
Stop!
378
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,839
Fine.
379
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,882
Dnim reven.
380
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,179
You're such an asshole.
381
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765
You want an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole.
382
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,725
Elohssa.
383
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,352
Kyle!
384
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,728
What is going on?
385
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937
Wild guess?
386
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,066
We've landed in a universe
where magic is real.
387
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,859
Wait, this machine
actually worked?
388
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071
- We're in another universe?
- It's, uh... It's crazy, right?
389
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573
There's magic here?
390
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909
What else explains
the, uh, asshole
391
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,619
on Trevor's head?
392
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871
There's an asshole on my head?
393
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708
Oh! Oh, great!
394
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628
Well, the good news
is those joy buzzers are gone.
395
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,588
Oh, yeah. They are.
396
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923
Oh, my God.
397
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,466
I have hemorrhoids.
398
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804
I think we'll be safe here.
399
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,307
Burn the scientist!
400
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,142
Burn the scientist!
401
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477
Burn the scientist!
402
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937
Kripke, help me!
403
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,731
Hey, hey, uh,
is that weawy necessary?
404
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,941
Yes.
405
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859
I twied.
406
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613
Burn the scientist!
Burn the scientist!
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