1
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Unbelievable.

2
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No more mutants.
No more giant moths.

3
00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:23,607
- Such a better world.
- For you, maybe.

4
00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,609
I lost my hawem.

5
00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:28,445
Mm, you know those weren't
healthy relationships.

6
00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:31,323
It was all consensual.
Sex for food.

7
00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,783
I looked everywhere. No Denise.

8
00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:34,785
Eh, she must have been
too far away

9
00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:36,328
from the interdimensional bubble

10
00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,288
cweated by
the Weonard/Sheldon device.

11
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What the hell does that mean?

12
00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,793
Well, I don't know.
I'm just wiffing.

13
00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,169
- Hey, Stuart.
- Hey.

14
00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,337
- Hi.
- Hey.

15
00:00:45,420 --> 00:00:48,298
I can't believe I lost the love
of my life and I get you.

16
00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,841
Let's not forget, he killed Raj.

17
00:00:49,925 --> 00:00:52,636
Well, now,
there are two possibilities.

18
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One, the world we were just in
no wonger exists,

19
00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,975
in which case
I did not "kill Waj."

20
00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,143
Two, that world
and this world are part of

21
00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:02,479
an infinite number of worlds,
in which case I killed one

22
00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:03,981
of an infinite number of Wajs.

23
00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,525
Mathematicawy, a wounding error.

24
00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,903
Oh, excuse me.
I was gonna buy that book.

25
00:01:09,987 --> 00:01:13,532
Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
Here. I had no idea.

26
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It was unintentional.

27
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- I forgive you.
- I appreciate that.

28
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And I appreciate you.

29
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Uh, how much do you want

30
00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:25,043
for <i>Superman and Lex Luthor:
Best Buddies</i> Number 30?

31
00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,713
<i>Best Buddies?</i>

32
00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:28,797
Let me see that.

33
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What the hell?

34
00:01:34,052 --> 00:01:36,179
Stuart, look at this.

35
00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,390
This whole wall
is Archie comics.

36
00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:40,434
What? I don't carry Archie.

37
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You do now.

38
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<i>Wichie Wich: Effective Altruist</i>
Number 12.

39
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Richie Rich what?

40
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Something's wrong here.

41
00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,528
You must have screwed up
the machine, Stuart.

42
00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,196
I screwed up?

43
00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,532
You killed the one guy that knew
how to use the damn thing.

44
00:01:55,574 --> 00:01:57,743
Uh, fellas, we're all friends.

45
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- Yeah, no arguing.
- Stay out of it.

46
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You're the one who pushed
the stupid button.

47
00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:02,122
What was I supposed to do?

48
00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,374
You're the one who...

49
00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,837
We should go.

50
00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:11,048
- That's a lovely idea.
- Thank you.

51
00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,686
Uh-oh, that's not supposed
to be there.

52
00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,564
- What just happened?
- I don't know.

53
00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,232
I have a hypothesis.

54
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,484
I'm listening.

55
00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,736
Did you notice the thing
on the back of your necks?

56
00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:35,906
What? What thing?

57
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:37,824
Humor me.

58
00:02:39,117 --> 00:02:40,744
- Oh, boy.
- Not good.

59
00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,204
Now, try having an argument.

60
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What are you talking about?
That's gotta be the stupidest...

61
00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,755
You might be onto something.

62
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Gentlemen, we are in hell.

63
00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,796
Really? Everyone's being
so nice to each other.

64
00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:33,922
Hi!

65
00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,134
Yeah, they have devices
implanted in their necks

66
00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,385
to make them nice.

67
00:03:38,468 --> 00:03:40,846
Would you rather push the button
on the Sheldon/Leonard thingy

68
00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,222
and try another universe?

69
00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,975
No, thanks. We could wind up
somewhere worse.

70
00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,643
Like where humans
are a meat source

71
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for a highly evolved
wizard people?

72
00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:50,230
Yeah, like that.

73
00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:53,859
Or one where everyone's French,
but no one speaks French.

74
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What's that?

75
00:03:58,113 --> 00:03:59,823
Best guess?

76
00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,909
A giant floating obelisk with
no apparent means of propulsion?

77
00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,328
You are weawy getting
on my nerve.

78
00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,997
Stop talking.

79
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,047
Another piece of the puzzle?

80
00:04:18,216 --> 00:04:19,301
Maybe.

81
00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,846
I think what we're looking at

82
00:04:22,888 --> 00:04:25,390
is your classic
totalitarian dystopia

83
00:04:25,474 --> 00:04:28,018
with a dollop
of mind control surveillance.

84
00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:30,896
- A dollop?
- It means a small serving.

85
00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,230
Yeah, I know what it means...

86
00:04:38,236 --> 00:04:39,905
I know what it means!

87
00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:42,949
So, here's what I'm thinking.

88
00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,536
We need to go to Caltech
and find Weonard and Sheldon.

89
00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:49,080
Okay, you do that.
I'll try to find Denise.

90
00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:53,543
With all due respect...

91
00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,629
perhaps we should
stick together.

92
00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,089
And you are entitled
to your opinion,

93
00:04:58,173 --> 00:05:00,383
but I am in love
with this woman,

94
00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,802
and I have to find her.

95
00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,347
I understand.

96
00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,641
- Thank you.
- Hmm.

97
00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:12,729
Idiot.

98
00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,689
Shit!

99
00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:30,247
- Hi. Can you help us?
- Well, I certainly hope so.

100
00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,624
Great. We are wooking
for Dr. Weonard Hofstadter

101
00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,584
or perhaps Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

102
00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:35,961
Do you have an appointment?

103
00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,088
- Uh...
- No.

104
00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,590
Oh, I wish you had
an appointment.

105
00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,888
- Can we make one?
- Of course.

106
00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,100
Then we'd like
to make an appointment.

107
00:05:50,141 --> 00:05:51,226
I don't make appointments.

108
00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:53,478
You'd have to contact
their personal assistants.

109
00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,524
Okay. Mm!

110
00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,068
And h... how do we
get in touch with them?

111
00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,152
You call them.

112
00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,532
Can you tell us their numbers?

113
00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,659
Sure can't.

114
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,037
We are in the middle of a cwisis

115
00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,622
and we weawy need
to talk to them.

116
00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:14,833
Sir, I would ask you
not to raise your voice.

117
00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,334
I'm not waising my voice.

118
00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,295
I'm just trying to say...

119
00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:24,885
Sorry.

120
00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,345
We're new to this whole
button-in-the neck thing.

121
00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:30,724
Ow!

122
00:06:35,186 --> 00:06:36,813
Oh... Oh, thank God.

123
00:06:39,649 --> 00:06:41,693
- <i>Yes?</i>
- Denise?

124
00:06:41,776 --> 00:06:43,653
<i>- Who is it?</i>
- It's Stuart.

125
00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:45,405
<i>Oh!
What a pleasant surprise.</i>

126
00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:46,656
<i>Come on in.</i>

127
00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,704
<i>Gary, you'll never guess
who's here.</i>

128
00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:57,000
- You need to be cool.
- Got it. Can we start over?

129
00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,044
By all means.

130
00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:01,880
Here's the thing.

131
00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:04,007
Weonard Hofstadter
and Sheldon Cooper

132
00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,884
built a vewy special device.

133
00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,969
Well, if anyone here
could build a special device,

134
00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:09,596
it's certainly those two.

135
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,306
It certainly is.

136
00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:13,016
You're doing good.

137
00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:16,519
Anyway, the device has torn
the fabwic of weality,

138
00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,189
possibly causing
the universe to cowapse

139
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,982
- and then weegwo.
- Weegwo?

140
00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,068
- Yeah, weegwo.
- What is weegwo?

141
00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,570
Weegwo.

142
00:07:25,654 --> 00:07:27,864
Uh, uh, like a plant weegwos.

143
00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,866
- Weegwo?
- Wee-gwo.

144
00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:31,576
- Weegwo?
- Weegwo.

145
00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:33,036
You stupid, stupid...

146
00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,916
He has trouble
with the letter "R."

147
00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,170
Oh! "Regrow."
That makes more sense.

148
00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,805
Okay, I'm just gonna say it,

149
00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:53,723
and forgive me
if it doesn't make sense.

150
00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:57,227
Denise, you and I
are destined to be together,

151
00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:00,063
and I have come
from a parallel universe...

152
00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:02,732
uh, to claim you.

153
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,401
Well, that is really something.

154
00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,236
Mind-blowing.

155
00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,613
Okay, you're...
So, you're like a running joke

156
00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,073
- in all this, aren't you?
- Sorry?

157
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,408
Uh, it's not important.

158
00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,369
All I can tell you
is that you don't have to live

159
00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:17,122
with this AI thing
controlling you.

160
00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:20,041
- How?
- It's a little complicated.

161
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,585
I've got this machine
back at the store that... it...

162
00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,462
I... I... I... I... It... It...

163
00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,672
You're just gonna
have to trust me.

164
00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,298
- May I ask a question?
- Of course.

165
00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,592
I realize how upsetting
this must be for you.

166
00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,094
I'm not upset.
Denise, are you upset?

167
00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,179
- No, of course not.
- What do you want her to do?

168
00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,558
Well...

169
00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,309
Like I said,
I want her to leave you

170
00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,769
and... and come with me.

171
00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:42,230
Wow. Denise?

172
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:43,982
To be honest, it's tempting.

173
00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,525
Really?

174
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,693
- Sure.
- Sure?

175
00:08:46,776 --> 00:08:50,280
But... that...
So, you're cool with this?

176
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,158
- Yeah, she can't stand me.
- I can't.

177
00:08:53,241 --> 00:08:55,493
- Uh, so why stay together?
- Hmm.

178
00:08:55,577 --> 00:08:57,454
Well, if I leave,
then Gary would be upset.

179
00:08:57,495 --> 00:08:58,830
- Traumatized.
And we've learned

180
00:08:58,913 --> 00:08:59,956
not to upset each other.

181
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,958
- 'Cause it hurts.
- Ouch.

182
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,462
So, wait, you know
that she's unhappy

183
00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:06,796
and you're fine with it?

184
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,465
She's only unhappy
when she's sober,

185
00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:09,632
and that's not very often.

186
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,301
No, no, I have a little problem

187
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,219
with the...
so...

188
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,555
Mm-hmm.

189
00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,475
Okay. What kind of crazy
upside-down world is this?

190
00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,810
Denise, you have the right
to be happy!

191
00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:21,853
There's no reason

192
00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:23,480
to stay with somebody
that makes you mis...

193
00:09:25,356 --> 00:09:26,566
Yeah.

194
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,153
- Rum and Coke?
- Diet Coke, please.

195
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,237
Coming up.

196
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,583
- Let me...
- Yes.

197
00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,336
- Hello.
- Hello.

198
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,838
You know, in another universe,
I worked in this building.

199
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,465
Really? In what department?

200
00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:51,841
Geology.

201
00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,927
Oh, that's not
in this building anymore.

202
00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,304
W... Why not?

203
00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:58,389
They needed to make room
for the important sciences.

204
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,186
Uh, geology is
an important science.

205
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,896
And yet they moved it
into the storage room

206
00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:06,189
behind the gym.

207
00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:07,899
W... W... Why would you take

208
00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,484
a field of study that examines

209
00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:12,028
the physical structure
of the planet...

210
00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:18,576
Nice twy, Dumbo.

211
00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,918
I did not care for that woman.

212
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,880
Also, I wet myself.

213
00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,882
Lucky you're wearing dark pants.

214
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:33,967
Oh, yeah.

215
00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:38,638
This can't be good.

216
00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,432
Hey, fellas. Got a minute?

217
00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,393
What's going on?

218
00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,228
I'm Officer McCaffrey.
This is Officer Denison.

219
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,354
Call me "Steve."

220
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:49,149
And we're going to be
your arresting officers today.

221
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:51,734
What did we do?

222
00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,236
"What did we do?"

223
00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:54,863
- I love these guys.
- Oh, yeah.

224
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:56,906
Seriously, what did we do?

225
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,408
Well, when people
keep getting upset,

226
00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,451
- it becomes a police matter.
- Don't you worry.

227
00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:01,911
Everything's going
to be explained

228
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,288
at the re-education center.

229
00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,206
I don't like the sound of that.

230
00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,416
Well, I hope you like the sound

231
00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,584
of complimentary
bottles of water.

232
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,210
- Hmm.
- And granola bars,

233
00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:11,212
'cause they're waiting for you
in the back of the car.

234
00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,720
Wook, a fwoating obewisk.

235
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,017
Oh, dear.

236
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:33,151
- I'll just get in the car.
- Yeah.

237
00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,402
- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah.

238
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:35,570
Right this way.

239
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,617
Sparkling or flat?

240
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,287
<i>Hello! I'm theater, film,</i>

241
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,998
<i>and television's
Christine Baranski.</i>

242
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,250
<i>I bet you're wondering
what you're doing here.</i>

243
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,045
<i>Simple answer,
you have been non-compliant.</i>

244
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:55,798
<i>"Ouch!" Am I right?</i>

245
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717
<i>Well, maybe this is
a good opportunity</i>

246
00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,637
<i>to remind ourselves,
and by ourselves, I mean you,</i>

247
00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:03,431
<i>why this is the best
of all possible worlds.</i>

248
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:05,642
I loved the first <i>Mamma Mia!</i>

249
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,852
The second one
was kind of milking it.

250
00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:09,979
<i>Not too long ago,</i>

251
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,440
<i>human beings were
on the verge of extinction.</i>

252
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,484
<i>Violence, crime, and war</i>

253
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,652
<i>were running rampant.</i>

254
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,986
<i>That's when our government</i>

255
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,489
<i>turned to the whiz kids
in Silicon Valley and said...</i>

256
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,324
<i>"Can you save us
from ourselves?"</i>

257
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,618
<i>And boy, oh, boy, did they!</i>

258
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:26,329
<i>Well, not so much them,
but the AI they built.</i>

259
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,456
<i>Shortly after it turned
on its creators,</i>

260
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,500
<i>brutally killing them all...</i>

261
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,836
<i>the AI implanted
electronic punishment devices</i>

262
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,838
<i>in everyone's brain stem.</i>

263
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:38,716
<i>Mix that with
a little aerial surveillance,</i>

264
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,511
<i>and before you know it,
a world free of anger,</i>

265
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:42,929
<i>war, and insult comics.</i>

266
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:46,099
<i>Does it work all the time?
If it did, you wouldn't be here</i>

267
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:47,809
<i>beginning your 30-month</i>

268
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,103
<i>re-education process.</i>

269
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,855
<i>Will that hurt?
Like a motherfucker.</i>

270
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:57,068
<i>But when you walk out of here,
you will be one happy</i> amigo.

271
00:12:57,151 --> 00:13:00,446
- We gotta escape.
- How?

272
00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:03,866
I don't know,
but I'll figure it out.

273
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:16,212
- I'm glad we didn't escape.
- Oh, me too.

274
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,214
It was an honor
being wehabilitated

275
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,716
with you fewas.

276
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,343
I've got a sweet tooth.
Who's up for some fro-yo?

277
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,886
Oh, love it. My treat!

278
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,263
- Aw.
- Thanks, buddy.

279
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,521
- Huh? What's happening?
- I think we're being abducted.

280
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:34,897
Well, so much for yogurt.

281
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,697
- Stuart?
- Yeah?

282
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,906
You okay?

283
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,867
I am, yeah.
Thank you for asking.

284
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,203
I'm okay, too.

285
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,917
Zack?

286
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,711
- You know me?
- Of course.

287
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,921
I... I mean,
not from this universe.

288
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,798
Uh, I mean,
it... it... it... it...

289
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,091
N... Never mind.

290
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,802
Well, regardless,
consider yourself rescued.

291
00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,013
Rescued? They let us out.

292
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,849
After wocking us up
for two and a half years?

293
00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:11,601
- Really?
- Yes. Weawy.

294
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,145
Wow. That's embarrassing.

295
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
- Who are you guys?
- Oh, sorry.

296
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:20,985
Uh, yes, we are the Resistance,
and this is our headquarters.

297
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,820
Used to be
an Amazon shipping center.

298
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,030
We took over the lease.

299
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,782
Oh, yeah.
- It was a long process. It was like...

300
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,283
All right, soldiers. Step down.

301
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:28,326
I'll take it from here.

302
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,827
Yes, ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.

303
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,004
Penny?

304
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,468
Ah, what the heck?

305
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,803
That make you mad?

306
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,304
No, why would you even...

307
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,891
- What are you doing?
- Deprogramming.

308
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,145
Okay, that
is weawy uncalled for.

309
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,690
What about this?
Was this called for?

310
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,234
Damn!

311
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,820
Excuse me, young lady,
but that is wildly...

312
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,321
Ow!

313
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,449
- Why aren't you being shocked?
- Shielding technology.

314
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:11,035
- Oh, great!
- Yeah, it's pretty tight.

315
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,039
When are you gonna
stop hitting us?

316
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,208
- When you get angry.
- Huh.

317
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,751
Are you angry?

318
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,670
No.

319
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,171
Are you angry?

320
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:23,840
No.

321
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,216
Are you angry?

322
00:15:25,299 --> 00:15:26,342
Yup!

323
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,761
I'm mad, I'm mad!

324
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:31,180
What about you?

325
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,516
Furious, and honestly,
a... a wittle turned on.

326
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,144
Yes, ma'am!

327
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,355
I don't understand.
Why did you rescue us?

328
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,858
Because I called them.

329
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,359
Thirty months ago.

330
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:46,529
What do you want from me?
I'm running a rebellion here.

331
00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,115
Denise, you came back for me.

332
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,367
Not really.
I found your machine.

333
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,911
Show us how it can
get rid of the AI.

334
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,581
Oh, uh...

335
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,250
Yeah, I probably wasn't
clear about that.

336
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,752
It won't solve your AI problems.

337
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,713
Yeah, it'll just get us

338
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090
out of your
happy-go-fascist universe.

339
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,134
Besides, we don't really know
how to use it.

340
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,760
We have some theowies.

341
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,430
So, wait, none of you know
how to defeat the AI overlord?

342
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,099
I don't. Bert?

343
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,684
- Nope.
- Kripke?

344
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,768
Not weawy.

345
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:19,937
Kill them!

346
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,314
- Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Uh...

347
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774
Hold on. I... I have an idea.

348
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:28,112
Fine, go ahead.

349
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,157
Now, it's a wong shot,
but it... it's worth a twy.

350
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,411
Hmm, okay.

351
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,247
Hmm. Mm.

352
00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:40,625
Okay.

353
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:42,585
What is your idea?

354
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:46,839
Ah, if everyone would pwease
wook over there.

355
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,471
- He keeps doing that.
- Shoot him!

356
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:58,559
Oh, boy.

357
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,563
Oh, shit! They found us!

358
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,607
Okay. Shoot the drones!
Shoot the drones!

359
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,795
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!

360
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,172
- Barry, wait!
- Sorry, fewas!

361
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,845
No, don't get shot, you idiot!
Oh, my God.

362
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,478
- Give me your hand.
- Why?

363
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,313
I don't wanna
have to find you again.

364
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,555
Oh, excuse me. I was about
to buy that <i>Necronomicon.</i>

365
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,056
Get over yourself.

366
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,100
You can't handle
this level of magic.

367
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,227
Uh... here.

368
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,646
<i>Alchemy for Dummies.</i>
That's more your speed.

369
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,857
I'll show you my speed.

370
00:18:27,898 --> 00:18:29,692
<i>Sempe faldinide un pera!</i>

371
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,367
Oh, my God.

372
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:41,037
What happened? Where are we?

373
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,872
Make it stop!

374
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,874
- Please!
- Uh... Hang on.

375
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,208
Kyle?

376
00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:48,544
I wasn't really gonna kill him.

377
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,254
Stop!

378
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:51,839
Fine.

379
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:52,882
<i>Dnim reven.</i>

380
00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,179
You're such an asshole.

381
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,765
You want an asshole?
I'll show you an asshole.

382
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,725
<i>Elohssa.</i>

383
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,352
Kyle!

384
00:19:04,435 --> 00:19:05,728
What is going on?

385
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,937
Wild guess?

386
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:10,066
We've landed in a universe
where magic is real.

387
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,859
Wait, this machine
actually worked?

388
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,071
- We're in another universe?
- It's, uh... It's crazy, right?

389
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,573
There's magic here?

390
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,909
What else explains
the, uh, asshole

391
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,619
on Trevor's head?

392
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,871
There's an asshole on my head?

393
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:27,708
Oh! Oh, great!

394
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,628
Well, the good news
is those joy buzzers are gone.

395
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,588
Oh, yeah. They are.

396
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,923
Oh, my God.

397
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,466
I have hemorrhoids.

398
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,804
I think we'll be safe here.

399
00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:43,307
Burn the scientist!

400
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,142
Burn the scientist!

401
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,477
Burn the scientist!

402
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,937
Kripke, help me!

403
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,731
Hey, hey, uh,
is that weawy necessary?

404
00:19:50,815 --> 00:19:51,941
Yes.

405
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,859
I twied.

406
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:57,613
Burn the scientist!
Burn the scientist!


