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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,208 --> 00:00:03,916 [ominous music] 2 00:00:04,791 --> 00:00:07,333 [bells chiming] 3 00:00:21,333 --> 00:00:24,041 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:31,333 --> 00:00:33,125 [dramatic instrumental music] 5 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:34,416 - [Benji] I think we should skip right to the fucking end. 6 00:00:34,541 --> 00:00:37,416 [pencil scratching] 7 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,375 Here I am in the local cruising ground. 8 00:00:43,458 --> 00:00:45,791 No, I'm not about to get noshed off. 9 00:00:45,875 --> 00:00:47,375 I'm about to get dumped. 10 00:00:47,458 --> 00:00:48,500 - I'm calling it a day, mate. 11 00:00:48,583 --> 00:00:49,916 Like, I can't do this anymore. 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,208 Fuck you! 13 00:00:51,291 --> 00:00:52,541 Calm down. 14 00:00:52,625 --> 00:00:53,875 You're having a good time. 15 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,583 You weren't complaining at the time 16 00:00:55,666 --> 00:00:57,041 when I was paying for all your fucking holidays were you? 17 00:00:57,125 --> 00:00:58,875 You were looking forward to be sitting here right now. 18 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,791 You're lucky to have spent time with me for that time. 19 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:04,250 Like, just be thankful for that time at least. 20 00:01:04,333 --> 00:01:06,625 Spiteful face fucking you're overstepping the boundary 21 00:01:06,708 --> 00:01:08,041 and that's it. That's the fucking end. 22 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:09,000 [dramatic music] - [Benji] I really wish 23 00:01:09,083 --> 00:01:10,958 that was the fucking end. 24 00:01:11,041 --> 00:01:13,875 [melancholy music] 25 00:01:16,125 --> 00:01:19,041 - [Jake] You had a good run. Fuck off. 26 00:01:19,958 --> 00:01:23,166 [Benji screaming] 27 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:28,208 [melancholy rock music] [phone ringing] 28 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,291 - And even though it's been like, what, 29 00:01:31,375 --> 00:01:32,416 three months? 30 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:34,250 Still fucking hurts. [coughs] 31 00:01:34,333 --> 00:01:37,583 Sorry that I sent you all them fucked up messages last night 32 00:01:37,666 --> 00:01:39,250 I ended up getting really fucked. 33 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:40,166 I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 34 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,291 I fucking love you. 35 00:01:41,375 --> 00:01:42,541 I fucking absolutely love you. 36 00:01:42,625 --> 00:01:44,000 You're a fucking prick. 37 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,541 We don't have to have dinner, 38 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:46,583 we can just meet up and we can just fuck. 39 00:01:46,666 --> 00:01:48,416 Like I'm not even hard. 40 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:50,000 Just really fucking struggling with it all at the minute. 41 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:51,041 Really, really sorry. 42 00:01:51,125 --> 00:01:54,166 [melancholy music] 43 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:06,958 This is the fifth guy that I've had round this week. 44 00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:15,291 [The Dom sniffing] 45 00:02:17,666 --> 00:02:18,708 The Dom. [lively instrumental music] 46 00:02:18,791 --> 00:02:20,583 Rough and ready. 47 00:02:20,666 --> 00:02:22,458 He also works at my local supermarket 48 00:02:22,541 --> 00:02:24,125 and he lives with his elderly mum, Joanne. 49 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:27,833 - [Joanne] Hi dear. - [Benji] She's dead sweet. 50 00:02:27,916 --> 00:02:29,500 - All right, all right. 51 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,458 Do you like poppers? 52 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:31,333 - Yeah. - Do you? 53 00:02:31,416 --> 00:02:32,791 - Yeah. - Sniff that one. 54 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:35,416 [Benji sniffing] 55 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:36,500 How open are you now? 56 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:37,875 Do you like being fucking open? 57 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,916 Yeah you do. [spits] 58 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 There you are. 59 00:02:41,083 --> 00:02:41,916 - [Benji] Have you ever thought, 60 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,291 how the fuck did I end up here? 61 00:02:44,375 --> 00:02:45,458 Now, this moment here [kids laughing] 62 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:46,541 is the first time I remember 63 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,458 getting really, really turned on. 64 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,666 - That's it, yeah. [panting] 65 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,416 Fucking smell that. 66 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:56,500 Fucking yeah. 67 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,541 - [Benji] It is gonna be so awkward 68 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,000 when I buy milk off him in the morning. 69 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,083 [Dom smacking] [bell dinging] 70 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,166 - [Mum] Are you just gonna play with that 71 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:05,916 or are you gonna eat it? 72 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,000 - I feel sick. 73 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,291 - Oh, come on. 74 00:03:08,375 --> 00:03:11,375 I made that from scratch, darling. 75 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:14,000 [sighs] Look at the state of you. 76 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:15,000 Is this you now? 77 00:03:15,083 --> 00:03:16,166 This is it? 78 00:03:16,250 --> 00:03:17,125 - My mum. [upbeat music] 79 00:03:17,208 --> 00:03:18,250 She wasn't perfect... 80 00:03:18,333 --> 00:03:19,750 - But do you know what? 81 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:20,708 It would've been so much fucking easier 82 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:22,375 if you were just with a bird. 83 00:03:22,458 --> 00:03:23,291 Do you know what I mean? 84 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:24,166 Look at ya. 85 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:25,583 Jesus Christ. 86 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:26,875 I thought we could have fun together, 87 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,125 but I want a happy gay. 88 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,750 I'm giving you advice. 89 00:03:29,833 --> 00:03:30,750 I'm telling you not to go out drinking every night 90 00:03:30,833 --> 00:03:32,083 and you are. 91 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:32,833 So if you're not gonna listen to me, 92 00:03:32,916 --> 00:03:34,458 you are not moving in. 93 00:03:34,541 --> 00:03:35,708 - [Benji] She's way better than she used to be. 94 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:39,375 - I wanted a fucking grandkids. That's all. 95 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:40,708 But oh no! 96 00:03:40,791 --> 00:03:44,083 Old fucking selfish faggot chops. 97 00:03:44,166 --> 00:03:45,708 Listening in are ya? 98 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:47,625 Fucking poof. 99 00:03:48,916 --> 00:03:50,833 What about AIDs? 100 00:03:50,916 --> 00:03:51,750 I did not say that. 101 00:03:51,833 --> 00:03:53,041 I would never say that. 102 00:03:53,125 --> 00:03:53,833 - You did. 103 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:57,375 - Are you seeing your mate Daniel recently? 104 00:03:57,458 --> 00:03:59,166 - [Benji] Daniel from year 11 at school? 105 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:00,333 No, I've not. - Yeah. 106 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:01,666 He just moved in with his misses. 107 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:02,958 Look at him. He's doing really well for himself. 108 00:04:03,041 --> 00:04:03,750 And look at you. 109 00:04:03,833 --> 00:04:05,000 State of it. 110 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:06,583 - You know he is fruity don't you? 111 00:04:06,666 --> 00:04:08,250 - Fruity? - Fruity. 112 00:04:09,125 --> 00:04:10,916 - What? 113 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:11,583 - What do you think we were doing upstairs in the bedroom 114 00:04:11,666 --> 00:04:12,916 when we were kids? 115 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,291 - [Mum] Are you actually kidding me? 116 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:14,833 [upbeat music] 117 00:04:14,916 --> 00:04:16,208 - [Benji] Did you ever have that mate in school 118 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,583 that just wanted to wank with you all the time? 119 00:04:17,666 --> 00:04:19,250 Well, I did. 120 00:04:19,333 --> 00:04:21,041 And it never made you gay unless you actually... 121 00:04:21,125 --> 00:04:23,500 - Benji, what the fuck are you doing, man? 122 00:04:23,583 --> 00:04:24,791 Bruv. 123 00:04:24,875 --> 00:04:26,250 - I thought that's what you wanted. 124 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,166 - You thought that's what I wanted? 125 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:29,166 You fucking kidding me? 126 00:04:29,250 --> 00:04:31,000 I swear to fucking God, Benji, 127 00:04:31,083 --> 00:04:31,958 if you tell anyone about this, 128 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,458 I'll fucking kill you. 129 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:35,083 Okay? 130 00:04:35,166 --> 00:04:36,916 I'll fucking kill you. 131 00:04:38,291 --> 00:04:40,083 Faggot. [slaps] 132 00:04:40,166 --> 00:04:43,625 - [Benji] He was back in my bed the following weekend. 133 00:04:43,708 --> 00:04:46,416 - [sighs] I just want you to be happy. 134 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:48,041 I really do. 135 00:04:48,125 --> 00:04:49,458 - It's really difficult to like get it out my head 136 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:50,958 and I think that's why I just keep drinking, 137 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:52,458 'cause I'm like, 138 00:04:52,541 --> 00:04:53,333 I just keep thinking about him all the time. 139 00:04:53,416 --> 00:04:54,916 Do you know what I mean? 140 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,875 - He don't wanna know you. 141 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,333 So why should you wanna know him? 142 00:04:58,416 --> 00:05:00,416 - Well, I just can't get him out of my head mum. 143 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,291 Like it's really fucking me up. 144 00:05:02,375 --> 00:05:04,833 - But you think he's thinking about you? 145 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:06,125 All I want for you 146 00:05:06,208 --> 00:05:07,916 is to get yourself a job, 147 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,916 stop selling pigeons. 148 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,708 - Hello. - Hello. 149 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:11,750 - Hello. 150 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:12,708 - I'm Ryan. This is Benji. 151 00:05:12,791 --> 00:05:14,041 We're knocking on doors today 152 00:05:14,125 --> 00:05:16,291 collecting money for Save the Birds UK. 153 00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:18,541 It's 50p a month. - Save the what? 154 00:05:18,625 --> 00:05:20,041 - Save the Birds. - Oh! 155 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,708 - In the UK. Yeah. 156 00:05:21,791 --> 00:05:24,000 It's 50p for one bird sponsorship 157 00:05:24,083 --> 00:05:26,291 or it's 75p for two birds per month. 158 00:05:26,375 --> 00:05:28,458 - Okay, so what kind of birds? 159 00:05:28,541 --> 00:05:30,041 What do I get? What bird? 160 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:31,583 - So we're still doing the lovely Christmas cards 161 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:33,041 that you get sent each Christmas. 162 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:34,125 We've also got some really nice badges 163 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,166 that get sent out. 164 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,416 - Ooh, what color badges? 165 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:37,666 - Yes, you can get blue, green, pink. 166 00:05:37,750 --> 00:05:39,333 - [gasps] What color blue? 167 00:05:39,416 --> 00:05:41,625 - We've got swimming pool blue, baby blue. 168 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:42,583 Exactly like this? 169 00:05:42,666 --> 00:05:43,541 - No, I don't like it. 170 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,083 What about a sapphire blue? 171 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:46,041 - Yeah, I think there's sapphire blue as well. 172 00:05:46,125 --> 00:05:47,875 - Oh, wow. 173 00:05:47,958 --> 00:05:48,250 - Listen lady, are you gonna sponsor a fucking bird or what? 174 00:05:48,333 --> 00:05:50,291 - Ryan, AKA the Bellend. 175 00:05:51,750 --> 00:05:54,291 He has lost me so much commission over the years, 176 00:05:54,375 --> 00:05:55,666 but he's got a good heart 177 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,333 and he's pretty fit. 178 00:05:57,416 --> 00:05:59,750 You fucking taking the piss mate? 179 00:05:59,833 --> 00:06:01,958 - You know what? Fuck off. 180 00:06:02,041 --> 00:06:03,583 [door slamming] 181 00:06:03,666 --> 00:06:05,958 - [laughs] What a fucking tight bitch she was. 182 00:06:06,041 --> 00:06:07,208 - Were you just born with a fucking massive nob 183 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,875 on your head, mate? 184 00:06:08,958 --> 00:06:10,333 - Mate, I cannot be bothered to do this anymore. 185 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:12,958 Can we please go and find some real birds? 186 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:14,416 Find you a cuckold mate. 187 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,916 - How the fuck have you got any money? 188 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,166 - I've got business savvy, haven't I? 189 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,458 - Yeah. - Hey, what's up? 190 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:20,541 What's the matter with you? 191 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:22,208 What's up? 192 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:23,708 Oh, come on mate. 193 00:06:23,791 --> 00:06:24,750 Come on, let's go find some real fanny. 194 00:06:24,833 --> 00:06:26,500 Come on. It's bank holiday weekend. Please. 195 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:27,583 Please. 196 00:06:27,666 --> 00:06:28,333 I know you don't like Fanny. 197 00:06:28,416 --> 00:06:29,291 I know you like the dick 198 00:06:29,375 --> 00:06:31,958 but this is for me, isn't it? 199 00:06:32,041 --> 00:06:33,375 Because they're always like, "Oh, my God, 200 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,166 he's so gay," 201 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:35,791 and I'm like, 202 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:37,125 "Oh, I'm not. I'm fucking straight." [laughs] 203 00:06:37,208 --> 00:06:38,416 - No, I'm just not really in a good place 204 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:39,291 at the moment mate at all, like at all. 205 00:06:39,375 --> 00:06:40,541 - Oh, come on mate. 206 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,166 What else would you be doing? 207 00:06:42,250 --> 00:06:45,125 [lively instrumental music] [water pattering] 208 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:46,250 Hey, come on mate. 209 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,041 - All right. 210 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:48,000 - Yeah? - Yeah. 211 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,083 - Yes. Come on then. 212 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,208 Let's fucking get the fanny. 213 00:06:50,291 --> 00:06:52,166 Come on. Let's go mate. 214 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,541 Whoa! Here we go. 215 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:56,041 [energetic club music] 216 00:06:56,125 --> 00:06:57,125 Come on. Fucking suck that boy. 217 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:59,625 Come on then mate. Whey! 218 00:06:59,708 --> 00:07:02,000 Benji, wants the D. Come on! 219 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,083 When you take it up the arse, does it feel nice? 220 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,208 I mean I've had a finger up there before, 221 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,291 but... [balls tapping] 222 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:08,583 Do you suck cock as well? Yeah. 223 00:07:08,666 --> 00:07:09,958 I don't think I could suck cock. 224 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:11,166 I could probably have it sucked 225 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:12,500 if I was absolutely fucked. 226 00:07:12,583 --> 00:07:13,875 Do you know what I mean? [balls tapping] 227 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,166 What's the biggest dick that you've ever seen? 228 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,791 I don't understand, right, 229 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:17,750 how do you make sure that there's no shit up there 230 00:07:17,833 --> 00:07:19,291 before a dick goes in? [balls tapping] 231 00:07:19,375 --> 00:07:21,125 When a guy comes round, 232 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,458 how do you know who's gonna take it and who's gonna give it? 233 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:29,166 What is the biggest dick that you've ever seen? 234 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:31,375 Is it nine inches? 235 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,500 Is 10 inches? 236 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:36,458 Is it 11 inches? 237 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,083 - [Benji] I don't fancy him. 238 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,708 - Why don't you come over here and show me yours? 239 00:07:39,791 --> 00:07:40,916 - [Benji] I don't. 240 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,375 - Yeah? 241 00:07:42,458 --> 00:07:43,666 I'm fucking so hard for you right now. 242 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,833 - [Benji] He's straight. I don't fancy him. 243 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,916 All right. I fucking do. 244 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,333 And it stops me thinking about him anyway. 245 00:07:59,583 --> 00:08:02,750 [energetic club music] 246 00:08:07,166 --> 00:08:08,708 - Yo. Excuse me. - Fucking hell. 247 00:08:08,791 --> 00:08:10,500 - How long are you gonna be on that pool table for? 248 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:11,750 - Dunno mate. Ask him. 249 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:12,791 - [sighs] Fuck sake. 250 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,041 - Still think I'm gay? [laughs] 251 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,291 Not me. 252 00:08:16,375 --> 00:08:17,583 That's my friend. 253 00:08:17,666 --> 00:08:20,291 - He's the gay one. - Exactly. 254 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,708 - Are you all right ladies? 255 00:08:21,791 --> 00:08:23,083 All right, mate. 256 00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:24,500 No trouble tonight, you. 257 00:08:24,583 --> 00:08:26,375 - Fuck off. - See you down there, yeah? 258 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:28,000 All right, mate. - You all right. Is he gay? 259 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,083 - He is proper gay. 260 00:08:29,166 --> 00:08:30,083 - Prove it. 261 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:31,500 - What? - Prove it. 262 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:34,333 At least try to pretend. 263 00:08:34,416 --> 00:08:35,208 Any trouble you's are fucking out. 264 00:08:35,291 --> 00:08:36,125 - Is it busy in there mate? 265 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:37,041 - Yeah, it's rammed. 266 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,666 Evening ladies. You okay? 267 00:08:39,750 --> 00:08:43,791 [energetic club music continues] 268 00:08:44,666 --> 00:08:46,625 - What the fuck? 269 00:08:46,708 --> 00:08:47,833 Ryan. 270 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,250 - Oh, Charlotte. 271 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,541 - Oh, so you can't find your own man 272 00:08:50,625 --> 00:08:52,541 so you come to a gay bar and take mine? 273 00:08:52,625 --> 00:08:53,916 - Your man? That ain't your man. 274 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,208 - Get out my face. 275 00:08:55,291 --> 00:08:55,750 - [Ryan] She was kissing me first. 276 00:08:55,833 --> 00:08:56,791 - Get off me! 277 00:08:56,875 --> 00:08:57,416 She was kissing you first. 278 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:58,541 Was she fuck. 279 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,666 Why are you getting involved? 280 00:08:59,750 --> 00:09:01,708 Stink like a right little slag. 281 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,750 [girls screaming] - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 282 00:09:03,833 --> 00:09:05,166 - [Benji] Of course we get kicked out. 283 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,375 [upbeat rock music] 284 00:09:06,666 --> 00:09:07,333 I should have just stayed at home 285 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:10,625 wanking and crying into my pillow. 286 00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:18,416 Yeah, he'll do. 287 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:19,958 He's well fit 288 00:09:20,041 --> 00:09:22,166 but he's into Ryan. 289 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,291 I'll take it. 290 00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,500 Anything to stop thinking about him. 291 00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,458 I managed to get him back home and... 292 00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,500 You're fit. [laughs] 293 00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,666 - Yeah. Where's that lad? 294 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,166 The one you're with tonight. - Huh? 295 00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,500 - Where's the lad we were with tonight? 296 00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:37,625 - What, Ryan? 297 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:38,583 - Yeah, whatever his name is. 298 00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:39,916 - He's straight. 299 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:40,458 - What do you mean he's straight? 300 00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,000 - He's straight. 301 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,166 - Well, is he not coming back with us tonight? 302 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,291 - Nah. 303 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,750 - Oh, so it's just me and you? 304 00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,791 Let's get another guy over from the internet, yeah. 305 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,125 - What? - Yeah. It'd be really fun 306 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,208 like the three of us. 307 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,625 - Ah, fuck it. 308 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,125 - [Man] Yeah, it'll be... No? - No. 309 00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:53,916 - [Man] What do you mean no? - Nah, just me and you. 310 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,541 - [laughs] Yeah. 311 00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,750 So just me and you then, yeah? 312 00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:57,541 - Yeah. 313 00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:58,833 - All right, fine. 314 00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:00,875 Well, take your clothes off then. 315 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:02,458 [laughs] 316 00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:03,541 Yeah. 317 00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,875 - [Benji] He doesn't even want to be here. 318 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:10,916 Yeah. All right. 319 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,250 I've not been to the gym. 320 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,666 He thinks fuck it. 321 00:10:16,625 --> 00:10:17,750 [melancholy rock music] 322 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:21,291 ♪ There's a monster in my head ♪ 323 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,625 And so it continues. 324 00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:24,416 A drink, a fuck, a grinder. 325 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,666 A drink, a fuck, a grinder. 326 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:30,666 I just do anything to stop thinking about him. 327 00:10:30,750 --> 00:10:33,500 [music continues] 328 00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,208 I think about going to your house 329 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,625 but I remember the restraining order. 330 00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:40,750 I think about going to your work. 331 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,916 I think about phoning you, 332 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,333 but you've blocked me. 333 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,791 I think about anything I can do to reach you. 334 00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:01,666 They say the best way to move forward is to go back. 335 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:04,458 [music continues] 336 00:11:11,041 --> 00:11:13,708 [dramatic music] 337 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:23,416 [pencil scratching] 338 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,125 This is me not on the edge of a nervous breakdown. 339 00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,666 I was having a bit of an independent traveling phase, 340 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,750 which meant an £89 flight to Amsterdam for the weekend. 341 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:36,500 [lively music] 342 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,541 ♪ I think I felt love ♪ 343 00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,666 ♪ I've sure felt pain ♪ 344 00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,583 ♪ I've tasted sun ♪ 345 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,833 ♪ When I've kiss the rain ♪ 346 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,833 ♪ And I've learned to win ♪ 347 00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:52,958 ♪ As I've learned to lose ♪ 348 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,166 ♪ As I've learned to see ♪ 349 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,750 ♪ The good in you ♪ 350 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,041 ♪ Somehow ♪ 351 00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,541 It's moments like these 352 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,500 that you wish a sign would spring up being like, 353 00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,833 run bitch, run. 354 00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,458 But there wasn't one. 355 00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,708 Fuck, he's coming over. 356 00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:13,625 Shit. Shit. Shit. 357 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,458 God, he's coming over. 358 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,708 Okay, so why were you staring at him? 359 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,708 You can see his dick in those shorts. 360 00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:19,833 - Joke innit. 361 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,666 - Yeah. All canceled. 362 00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,708 - [sighs] Have to wait for the next one now. 363 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:28,750 [whimsical music] 364 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:30,541 [bubbles popping] 365 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,000 Fancy another? 366 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,250 - Introducing the absolute bellend 367 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,291 that I'm about to fall in love with. 368 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,708 [glasses clinking] Cheers. 369 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,666 - Don't you hope for some fit girls on our flight? 370 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:52,208 - [Benji] And I really hope after seven pints you're gay. 371 00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,125 - You gonna get that? 372 00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,541 - It's my mum, honestly, 373 00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:55,458 since she's found out the planes are canceled, 374 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,541 she's like, are you okay? 375 00:12:56,625 --> 00:13:00,166 I'm like, fuck off. [laughs] 376 00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,750 - I wish I could call my mum. 377 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,416 - Call her. 378 00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,916 - Can't mate. She's dead. 379 00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,750 - Oh, fuck. Sorry mate. 380 00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,791 - Did you kill her? - What? 381 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,791 - What you sorry for you bellend? 382 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,583 - [Benji] I just kept thinking my mum would be like... 383 00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:19,416 - [Mum] He's got big dick energy. 384 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,666 [lively instrumental music] 385 00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,708 - Things I learned about the fit guy at the airport. 386 00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,250 He was a PT for footballers, 387 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,291 i.e. rich. [tell bell ringing] 388 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,708 He was a huge cock tease, 389 00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,500 but always followed it up by talking about fit girls. 390 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,166 He said he had a 10-inch cock, 391 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,583 which sometimes he couldn't fit in boxer briefs. 392 00:13:39,666 --> 00:13:41,333 [Jake laughing] 393 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:43,708 - Hi. Hi. Sorry. [coughs] 394 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,916 I think you're in the wrong seat. 395 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,375 Actually, there was a bit of a mix-up at check-in. 396 00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,750 You see I'm his carer, 397 00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:51,958 so I need to be sat next to him. 398 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,250 Is that all right? 399 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,166 - Why, what's wrong with him? 400 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,541 [Benji laughing] 401 00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,916 - Right. Okay, no problem. 402 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,833 - [Jake] Stop laughing. - You prick! 403 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:05,916 I'm Benji. 404 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,291 - Benji? 405 00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,500 - Right. Well, what's your name? 406 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,083 - If we're still talking on the flight home, 407 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,958 I'll tell you. 408 00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,708 - [laughs] You arrogant cunt. [lively instrumental music] 409 00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:17,583 But he's fit as fuck. 410 00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,041 Fit people get away with anything. 411 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,291 - Hit the bars when we land, yeah? 412 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,125 - All right. [both chuckling] 413 00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,875 I like bacon on it 414 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,416 and then maple syrup on the bacon. 415 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,208 - On a pancake? 416 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,083 - Yeah. 417 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,333 Like American style. - Fucking so wrong mate. 418 00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,750 Bacon on a pancake? 419 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,708 - Yeah. - What the fuck man? 420 00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,500 That's mental. [laughs] 421 00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,666 - So you're not meeting anyone out here or anything? 422 00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,500 - No. 423 00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,916 What about you? 424 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,750 - No. 425 00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,458 - So I've got you all to myself then, have I? 426 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:56,791 [Benji laughing] 427 00:14:56,875 --> 00:14:58,041 [lively instrumental music continues] 428 00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,375 - [Benji] We start necking back pints 429 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,166 and already I feel like one of the lads. 430 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,416 We flip beer mats up in the air. 431 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,083 And to be honest, 432 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:04,833 it just demonstrates that I'm really dyspraxic. 433 00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:06,125 We play darts. 434 00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,208 He lets me win. It's pretty cute. 435 00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,666 We go get high. 436 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,458 It does not mix well with the alcohol. 437 00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,250 I am feeling fucked. 438 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,791 I convince him that all the fit girls go to gay bars. 439 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,333 Cut to the whitey starts to affect me 440 00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,333 and I'm sick in my mouth three times. 441 00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,791 We have pictures in a photo booth 442 00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,041 and he pretends to suck me off. 443 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,875 And to be honest, I get hard. 444 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,291 We end up dancing and I look like E.T. on ketamine. 445 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,958 He keeps looking at girls in the club 446 00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,875 and it is starting to fuck me off a little bit. 447 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,708 We go get chips and I just keep thinking, 448 00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,250 am I about to spend the weekend with someone 449 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,833 who just wants to fuck a bird? 450 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,375 Am I in that situation 451 00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,083 where I've gotta pretend to be one of the lads? 452 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:45,875 Or is something inside of him just that little bit gay? 453 00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,291 - Feel all right? 454 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:57,083 - Yeah. [both laughing] 455 00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,708 I think it's the beer. 456 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,541 - It's fucked you up. 457 00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,375 - I'll be all right in a minute. 458 00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,875 Do you like when you drink and you smoke 459 00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,125 and it makes you a bit like. 460 00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,208 - Oh, I think I filled it too much. 461 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,000 Oh, shit. 462 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,416 Oh, fuck. 463 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,916 Oh, mate. 464 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,875 That's not good is it? [Benji chuckling] 465 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,250 You ever shagged while you've been high? 466 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,791 - [Benji] The last time I shagged when I got high, 467 00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:22,375 I actually vomited all over a guy's cock. 468 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,250 Yeah. 469 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,208 - How'd you feel like, was it good? 470 00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,000 It's nice, isn't it? 471 00:16:37,041 --> 00:16:38,833 [laughs] 472 00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:43,791 - Looks shit. [laughs] 473 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,875 - Cheers. - Cheers. 474 00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:46,750 [glass clinking] 475 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,666 [melancholy music] 476 00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,375 And then I think, fuck it. I'm gonna ask him. 477 00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,958 So, are you like straight, yeah? 478 00:17:04,083 --> 00:17:06,625 - Why you putting a label on it? 479 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,250 What about you? 480 00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:14,208 - I shagged a girl once. - [Jake] You did? 481 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,958 - Like, literally once. Yeah. 482 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,000 - [Jake] Go on lad. 483 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,791 - But, 484 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:20,916 do you know like the 18 to thirties tour buses they do? 485 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,041 - [Jake] Mm. 486 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,625 - So I'm on one of them at 18 487 00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,500 and there's this woman on it and she's 35 to be fair. 488 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,000 So she probably shouldn't have been on it. 489 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:28,583 [both chuckling] 490 00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,041 So she's like got it in for me. 491 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,791 She's obsessed with me for the whole trip 492 00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,375 and I'm terrified 493 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:33,875 because I've got like proper virgin energy, 494 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,000 do you know what I mean? 495 00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:35,708 - [Jake] So you were a virgin? 496 00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,166 - Yeah. 497 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,875 And one night I'm in the swimming pool 498 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,041 and we're all fucked, like we've been out drinking 499 00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,625 like proper on it. 500 00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,916 - Mm. 501 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000 - And she's like, target acquired. 502 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,833 So she gets in the pool 503 00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,500 like knickers off, comes over. 504 00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,625 - [Jake] Fucking hell. - I'm like that. 505 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,833 She comes over and she's shagging me, right? 506 00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,708 But there's this lad, this Argentinian lad 507 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,208 who's fit as fuck 508 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,750 and he's watching us, 509 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,708 but he's wanking. 510 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,458 So I'm watching him wank 511 00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,083 while I'm shagging her 512 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,083 and I'm looking at him in the eyes and I'm like... 513 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,291 - [Jake] Fuck, so he was basically keeping your hard. 514 00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,750 - Yeah. [Jake chuckling] 515 00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,791 And I was like, fuck I'm gay. [laughs] 516 00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,000 - You know what? 517 00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,875 We should get someone in. 518 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,750 - What do you mean? 519 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,375 Wait. - Get a brass. 520 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Girl brass. 521 00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,458 - Right. 522 00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,708 - Good for it. 523 00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,041 You don't have to do anything if you don't want. 524 00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,000 - Well, yeah. I'm not gonna shag a bird, am I? 525 00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,916 - You can watch. 526 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:35,958 [slow music] 527 00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:36,875 [Benji mumbling] 528 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,041 - Yeah? 529 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,958 - All right. Yeah, whatever. 530 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,166 Inside I was thinking absolutely fucking not. 531 00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,708 [door knocking] 532 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,083 But I might get to see his dick so... 533 00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:48,541 [heels tapping] 534 00:18:48,625 --> 00:18:51,166 [door thudding] 535 00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,625 - This is Vanessa. 536 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,916 - So do you wanna sit down, 537 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,125 chat for a little bit, 538 00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,166 or go straight to the bedroom? 539 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,666 Got about 30 minutes. 540 00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,166 - Oh, yeah. Is it all right if he watches? 541 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:07,875 - Yeah, that's 80 euros more cash. 542 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:08,958 - Have you got cash? 543 00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,000 Are you sure? 544 00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,291 - Yeah, yeah. 545 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,791 Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. 546 00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:13,875 - [Vanessa] Okay. Bedroom through there? 547 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,333 - Yeah. Yeah. You lead the way. 548 00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,208 - Okay. [heels clipping] 549 00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,791 See you in there? 550 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,708 - No, not arsed. Honestly. 551 00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,625 Not arsed. 552 00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,666 - Come on. Come through. 553 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,625 [upbeat music] 554 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,875 - [Benji] Now, this for me was a little bit 555 00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,250 like a choose your own adventure book. 556 00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:36,000 Turn to page three to go back to your hostel and have a wank 557 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,041 or turn to page 73 to get involved. 558 00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:40,083 [game show winning jingle] 559 00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,958 [gentle sensual music] 560 00:19:42,041 --> 00:19:44,958 [couple moaning] 561 00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,125 Watching wasn't usually my thing, but 562 00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,750 I could tell it was his. 563 00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,125 He's not taking his eyes off me and 564 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,458 I'm hard as fuck. 565 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,583 So is she like your type then? 566 00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,208 - Blondes, 567 00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,291 brunettes, 568 00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,125 redheads. 569 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,333 What about you? 570 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:21,750 [energetic music] 571 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,208 - [Benji] I wish I could say 572 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,958 I went for loving caring guys, but... 573 00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,291 - Yeah, 574 00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,666 you know, you're lucky to have me. 575 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,041 - [Benji] Danny, who loved to do ketamine. 576 00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,916 And if I didn't do ketamine with him 577 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,541 then I was a bad, bad boyfriend. 578 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,333 - I know what your mum thinks of me. 579 00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,083 Yeah. I dunno why you need to speak to her though. 580 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,458 Why do you need your family? 581 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,125 - [Benji] And here's Smiley Sean. 582 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,541 Smiley Sean, who used to call me morbidly obese. 583 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,000 What a keeper. 584 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,041 - The fact that I slept with you. Oh! 585 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,791 Fuck, like why would I do that? 586 00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,083 - Bit like me then yeah? 587 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,791 [Benji laughing] 588 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,000 Go on then. 589 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:03,833 - What? 590 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,458 - Go on then. 591 00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:10,750 - [Benji] Go on then what? 592 00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,208 - I said, "Go on then." 593 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:21,166 [lips smacking] [both heavy breathing] 594 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:23,250 [lively instrumental music] 595 00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:25,000 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 596 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,125 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 597 00:21:27,208 --> 00:21:28,000 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 598 00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,541 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 599 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,375 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ [fireworks exploding] 600 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,083 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 601 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,125 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 602 00:21:35,208 --> 00:21:36,125 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 603 00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:37,375 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 604 00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,833 ♪ Hallelujah ♪ 605 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,916 ♪ For the lord God omnipotent reigneth ♪ 606 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,458 [Jake panting] 607 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,958 - Why did you come back here, Benji? 608 00:21:55,041 --> 00:21:56,583 [high-pitched whistling] 609 00:21:56,666 --> 00:21:57,708 [dramatic music] [pencil scratching] 610 00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,000 - [Benji] And then it sinks in 611 00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,458 that it's just me and a pint of wine 612 00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,291 getting completely off my tits 613 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,625 and reliving what I thought 614 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,375 was the best relationship of my life. 615 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,208 [melancholy music] 616 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:12,166 This time in £89 fight to Amsterdam doesn't feel the same. 617 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,750 I don't know what I'm fucking doing coming back here. 618 00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:21,583 You want me to get it in? 619 00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,791 - Get it in. 620 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,208 You little pussy. Don't stop. 621 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,666 Don't stop. Keep going. 622 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,500 - [Benji] Staying in this apartment, 623 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,250 it feels haunted now. 624 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,291 - That's me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 625 00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,625 - Oh, for fuck sake. 626 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,416 - And there we go. 627 00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,208 - Oh, fucking hell! 628 00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,250 You're dirty. 629 00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,166 You are so dirty. 630 00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,625 - Nice. 631 00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,208 - I mean, I'm not fucking doing that. 632 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,250 You can fuck right off. 633 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,458 - We can try it. 634 00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:45,375 - Fuck off. 635 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:49,666 ♪ One more drink and I hear ♪ 636 00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,291 ♪ Demons in my ear ♪ 637 00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:53,833 [dramatic music] [pencil scratching] 638 00:22:53,916 --> 00:22:56,333 [both panting] 639 00:22:57,791 --> 00:23:00,250 [bed squeaking] 640 00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:05,166 [Jake grunting] 641 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:15,375 [Benji groaning] 642 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,375 [Jake grunting] 643 00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:30,000 [Benji panting] 644 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:53,916 - Get off me, you faggot. 645 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,500 [bed creaking] 646 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,500 - [Benji] I wonder if I've ever made anyone feel this shit? 647 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:06,875 And then I remember my ex-girlfriend. 648 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:08,208 [girlfriend giggling] 649 00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,000 Yeah, that's me pretending to be asleep 650 00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,333 so I don't have to have sex with her. 651 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,750 - I'm gonna do it now. 652 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:15,458 No, I wanna have sex. 653 00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:16,666 - I'm drunk. 654 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:18,250 - I'm drunk. [laughs] 655 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,750 We're both drunk. [lips smacking] 656 00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,583 Come on. 657 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,000 Come on. [laughs] 658 00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,291 - [Benji] I'm gonna be sick. 659 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,291 - You always do this. 660 00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,083 - No, I do. I just- 661 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,958 - Then what is it? 662 00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,041 - I'm drunk. I feel sick. 663 00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,291 - I've put this on. [crying] 664 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,291 Every time I wanna have sex with you, 665 00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,291 you don't wanna go near me. 666 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,416 Do you just wanna break up? 667 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,666 Is that what you want? 668 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,500 - No. No. That's not what I want. 669 00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:45,083 - You just keep pushing me away. 670 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,166 But you know what? 671 00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,375 I'm gonna have sex tonight, 672 00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:49,708 whether it's with you or not. 673 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,625 Fuck off. I'm done. 674 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,500 [door creaking] 675 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,583 - [Benji] I just wanted to watch films 676 00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:58,875 and have a gossip with her. 677 00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:01,333 - My name's Jake. You passed the test. 678 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,500 - Oh, 679 00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:03,458 Jakey poos. 680 00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,041 - What you doing? 681 00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,416 - What? 682 00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,916 - It's a little bit gay that Benji. 683 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,333 - Your dick up my arse is a little bit gay. 684 00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:13,958 - [scoffs] Fuck off. 685 00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:15,958 It's not gay if you're doing the shagging mate. 686 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:17,291 [both chuckling] 687 00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,916 - Are you on prep by the way? 688 00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,750 - Just to put it out there, 689 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,416 I'm not gay. Okay? 690 00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:29,541 Just having a bit of fun. 691 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,083 And this is nothing serious. 692 00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,166 Like, I don't wanna be on the list of guys 693 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,416 that fucked you up in the past. 694 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,666 - You won't. No. 695 00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,833 Someone's got a big head. 696 00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,125 - Do this again? 697 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:42,916 - Yeah. 698 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:43,708 - Next month? 699 00:25:43,791 --> 00:25:44,833 - Next month? 700 00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:45,500 - Yeah. Go anywhere you like. 701 00:25:45,583 --> 00:25:47,250 You can pick. 702 00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,041 - I've not really got any money mate, to be honest. 703 00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,500 - Fuck off Jock. Come away or not? 704 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,291 - What? 705 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,125 - On me. 706 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,333 You can choose. 707 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,291 - Money bags. [both chuckling] 708 00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,125 All right. 709 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:00,333 - Yeah? 710 00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:01,666 - Yeah. 711 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,416 It's a date. 712 00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,375 - It's not a date. 713 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,166 - It's a date. 714 00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,125 - It's not a date. 715 00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:06,875 - It is, it's a date. 716 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:07,625 - Shut the fuck up. 717 00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,625 - [laughs] It's a date. 718 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,333 you're gonna come meet my mum. 719 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,166 It's a date. 720 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,000 - Fuck off. [Benji laughing] 721 00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:11,958 Get off me. 722 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,083 It is not a date. 723 00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:16,916 - It's a date. [upbeat music] 724 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,750 And that was it. 725 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,125 Every month we'd meet and go to Amsterdam. 726 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,291 ♪ My heart beats fast ♪ 727 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,375 ♪ My blood runs slow ♪ 728 00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:34,458 - Clothes off. [bag thudding] 729 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:37,083 [door slamming] 730 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,250 Right. [door thudding] 731 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,833 I'll get the bird in the MD. 732 00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,500 ♪ Never let you go. ♪ 733 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,541 [sniffs] You have a shower, you smelly bastard. 734 00:26:45,625 --> 00:26:46,875 [Benji laughing] 735 00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:49,791 [guitar strumming] 736 00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,125 - Sick. 737 00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,458 - What you doing? - What? 738 00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:54,541 - Delete that please. 739 00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:55,458 - Fuck off. 740 00:27:00,208 --> 00:27:02,666 [door slamming] 741 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:07,458 [water sloshing] 742 00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,250 - [laughs] Stop it. 743 00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,750 - I'm just taking it in 744 00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,541 that I've shagged a 10 twice this week. 745 00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,666 - You are such a weirdo mate. 746 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,083 I shagged a mid-tier five 747 00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,625 and I've not said anything, have I? 748 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:34,333 - No, but you've taken him away and paid for him. 749 00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,000 I was gonna say, actually 750 00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,625 I've got a bit of a sales commission coming up, 751 00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:40,041 so I was gonna transfer you a little bit of money. 752 00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,541 - Shut the fuck up. 753 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,458 Right, get your kit off. - What you doing? 754 00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:45,916 - Let's get in the water. - What are you doing? 755 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,333 - Take it off. Let's go - Fuck off! 756 00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,416 I'm not taking my kit off. - Why not? 757 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,208 - Because I'm not. 758 00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,000 - Why not? 759 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:50,791 Take your kit off. 760 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,125 - We're outside. 761 00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,125 - There's no one here. 762 00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,125 - I'm not taking my top off. 763 00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,541 - Why not? 764 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,291 - You won't have experienced this, right? 765 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,583 But you know when a guy gives you the 766 00:27:58,666 --> 00:27:59,625 you've not been to the gym look. 767 00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,166 Like I'm just not into it. 768 00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,000 I'm not taking- 769 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,625 - Benji, listen. 770 00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:04,458 Stop. 771 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,291 Listen. 772 00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:10,333 When have I ever given you that look? 773 00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:11,166 Never. 774 00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,750 You look amazing. 775 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,250 Now, come on, get your stuff off. 776 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,791 Let's get in the water. 777 00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,250 We're in the red light district after, yeah? 778 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,750 [upbeat music] 779 00:28:26,416 --> 00:28:27,583 [both laughing] 780 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:30,625 [water sloshing] 781 00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,583 It's not bad, you know. 782 00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,291 ♪ Well, the cold of the night ♪ 783 00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,333 - And despite everything, 784 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,791 you were the first person 785 00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:41,000 that made me feel positive about my body. 786 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:41,833 Fuck off! 787 00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:47,166 Twat! [Jake laughing] 788 00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:54,416 Are you like this for women by the way? 789 00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,208 - Like what? 790 00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:56,333 - Dominating. 791 00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,083 - Women don't like it as much. 792 00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,166 - Right? Well, who said I liked it? 793 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:05,541 - [scoffs] You seem to fucking like it. 794 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:09,541 - All right, let's get a sliding little scale here, yeah. 795 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,333 50-50 men, women. 796 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,666 Where we sitting? 797 00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:20,250 - [exhales] I'd say 70-30, women to men. 798 00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:25,666 Yeah, I never said that out loud before. 799 00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,291 - That you're bi? 800 00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,333 - Did I say that, Benji? 801 00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:33,000 How many lads have you been with since we've been away? 802 00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:33,791 - None. 803 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:34,583 - None? 804 00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:35,708 - Yeah, none. 805 00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,625 - Mate, I shagged like 10 birds since we last went away. 806 00:29:39,708 --> 00:29:42,291 Fucking hell, what you been doing? 807 00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,000 - Go on then. 808 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,041 - What? 809 00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,541 - I want a Benji special. 810 00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,375 - Benji special. 811 00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:53,333 Get ready for your socks to be blown off. 812 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,625 - [Benji] And in that moment I felt like a teenage girl 813 00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:59,458 and knew you were gonna be around for a while. 814 00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,708 ♪ Track between my ♪ 815 00:30:01,791 --> 00:30:04,666 ♪ My soul ♪ 816 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:09,708 ♪ Think about you as these feelings grow ♪ 817 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,875 ♪ Different paths down this winding road ♪ 818 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:19,500 ♪ But I can't choose which way to go ♪ 819 00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:24,583 ♪ When we're together, we're strong ♪ 820 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:29,750 ♪ But all this guilt feels so wrong ♪ 821 00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:34,750 ♪ I wish I knew which way I was headed ♪ 822 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:39,958 ♪ This path ahead seems so long ♪ 823 00:30:40,041 --> 00:30:42,666 [bubble popping] 824 00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:47,125 What do you want to do now? 825 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,500 [both panting] 826 00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,625 This did wonders for my esteem. 827 00:30:55,708 --> 00:30:58,666 [dramatic music] [pencil scratching] 828 00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,708 [melancholy music] 829 00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,666 ♪ My heart beats fast ♪ 830 00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,083 ♪ My blood runs slow ♪ 831 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,333 ♪ Like the aftermath ♪ 832 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,791 - [Mum] Benji, where are you? 833 00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:09,291 - Yeah, I'm in Amsterdam. 834 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:11,708 No, I don't want you to fucking come out. 835 00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:12,750 I'm not. 836 00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,291 I'm not seeing him. 837 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,791 I just need a few days out here on my own. 838 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,000 No, I promise you I'm fine. 839 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:17,833 I'm fine. 840 00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:21,333 Fuck sake. 841 00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:24,125 Look, I just need three days max and I'm gonna come home. 842 00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,291 I will. 843 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,916 I'm not seeing him. He's not here. 844 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:31,625 [exhales] 845 00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,416 Okay, I love you. 846 00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:35,958 I gave my head a wobble and decide to leave the flat, 847 00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,583 but I go and do what I always do. 848 00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:41,666 Only this time it's down a seedy alleyway in Amsterdam. 849 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:45,208 [muffled energetic beat] 850 00:31:52,791 --> 00:31:55,750 [energetic club music] 851 00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,208 All right. 852 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:01,791 [metal rattling] 853 00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,750 - You don't look like your pictures. 854 00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:11,666 - [Benji] All right. 855 00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,791 He's not wrong. 856 00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,916 I did use face tune on that picture. 857 00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:26,250 I don't have the words for what happened next. 858 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,041 [metal clanging] 859 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,416 Not yet anyway. 860 00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:30,916 - Don't worry. 861 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,916 Why you look so scared, huh? 862 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,750 - I'm not scared. 863 00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,125 - I take care of you, yes? 864 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:42,500 [Benji nervously laughing] 865 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:43,708 [man speaking foreign language] 866 00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:45,000 Go. 867 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:45,833 Yes. 868 00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:48,291 Hm? 869 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,583 [whistles] 870 00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:51,375 Sit. 871 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,416 Do as your told. Sit. 872 00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,125 Good boy. 873 00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,000 You do as I tell you, yes? 874 00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:06,833 - Mm-hm. - Yes? 875 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,541 - Yeah. - Mm-hm. 876 00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,208 Relax. - I'm fine. 877 00:33:10,291 --> 00:33:12,875 [wood creaking] 878 00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,125 You like? 879 00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,291 - Is he okay? 880 00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,333 - Yes. 881 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,875 He wants me. 882 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:22,791 He told me. 883 00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,000 Touch him. 884 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:33,791 [man tutting] 885 00:33:33,875 --> 00:33:36,583 [man laughing] 886 00:33:37,875 --> 00:33:39,000 Why are you so scared? 887 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,875 - I'm fine. 888 00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,916 - No. You need to relax. 889 00:33:43,958 --> 00:33:46,625 [glass clinking] 890 00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,916 - I've not done that one before. 891 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,958 - It's okay. 892 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,416 I show you. 893 00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,291 For you. 894 00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,083 You don't drink. 895 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,958 [tuts] Not yet. 896 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,000 - Just down it? - Drink. 897 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,500 - Okay. - Sante. 898 00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:29,500 [muffled energetic music continues] 899 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:30,458 - Mm? - Mm-hm. 900 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:31,958 - You feel? - Mm-hm. 901 00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,416 - You want to feel? - Mm-hm. 902 00:34:42,625 --> 00:34:45,916 [loud energetic music] 903 00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,875 - What are you doing? 904 00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,166 - I need to go. 905 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:09,958 - [Man] Huh? - I need to leave. 906 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,250 - [Man] What? 907 00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,625 No, no, no, no. 908 00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:14,041 Why you going? 909 00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,041 - Mm-mm. 910 00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,333 - Huh? 911 00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,333 - I don't feel very well. - What? 912 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,000 No, no. Stay. 913 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,166 - Mm-mm. - Huh? 914 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,250 You stay here, huh? 915 00:35:21,333 --> 00:35:22,500 [man slapping and grunting] 916 00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,583 Huh? [Benji crying] 917 00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:26,250 Come on. You fucking bitch. 918 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,458 Huh? 919 00:35:27,541 --> 00:35:31,125 [speaks foreign language] 920 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:35,083 [Benji vomiting and retching] 921 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:39,541 [man screaming in foreign language] 922 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:44,708 [man spitting] 923 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:47,000 - Eventually, he leaves and my first thought is, 924 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,916 "That could have been worse." 925 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,250 How fucked up is that? 926 00:35:51,333 --> 00:35:52,208 [man shouting] 927 00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,250 I feel pain in my ribs 928 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,458 and I close my eyes 929 00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,125 and leave my body. 930 00:35:59,208 --> 00:36:01,125 [film scratching] 931 00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:02,208 [gentle music] 932 00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:03,875 - The film you are about to see 933 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,916 represents a homosexual. 934 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,458 - Oh, no, no. 935 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,833 That's no kind of a thing to say. 936 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:10,458 [TV static hissing] 937 00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:11,666 - [Female Narrator] Find themselves depersonalized. 938 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,208 Like almost leaving their body at those experience 939 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,666 at those times. 940 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,625 - [Mum] Benji, look at the time, my love. 941 00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,000 - [Male Narrator] You will grow up someday. 942 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,625 - [Female Narrator] Typically, when we see dissociation, 943 00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:22,541 in almost all cases I've ever seen, 944 00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:24,208 it's a trauma response. 945 00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:25,125 It's often considered to be a- 946 00:36:25,208 --> 00:36:26,916 [dramatic music] 947 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,125 - We seem to be drifting apart. 948 00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:31,166 - [Male Narrator] All homosexuals are not passive. 949 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,916 [dramatic music] 950 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,083 - And it's all because of- 951 00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,125 - [Male Narrator] Your product here. 952 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:37,000 [Jake screaming] 953 00:36:37,083 --> 00:36:39,125 [muffled new report] 954 00:36:39,208 --> 00:36:41,416 [film scratching] [Jake screaming] 955 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,250 - [Male Narrator] Disassociation. 956 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:47,625 [manic music] [Benji vomiting] 957 00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,375 - [Benji] Have you ever been dealt a shit hand? 958 00:36:49,458 --> 00:36:51,625 [dramatic music] 959 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:54,500 [energetic music] 960 00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,583 - Weren't you on my flight? 961 00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:04,291 - [Jake] I'm gonna fuck you up. 962 00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:09,333 - [Benji] I feel like I've been sucked up into an arsehole. 963 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:12,291 I lose so many hours and I don't, 964 00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:13,958 don't know what day it is. 965 00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,125 - How much have you taken? 966 00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,625 - [Benji] And I just keep wishing that I was back with... 967 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:20,083 [TV static hissing] 968 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:21,791 [upbeat music] 969 00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,750 And this was the first trip that felt like a date. 970 00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:26,375 It felt like you wanted to show me off. 971 00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,583 We went out of the apartment, 972 00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,083 we went bike riding together 973 00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,208 and it felt amazing. 974 00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,250 - [laughs] Fuck, are you falling there? 975 00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,625 Falling there. 976 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,458 What we talking about here, no hands? 977 00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:35,416 Hey? 978 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,166 [upbeat music continues] 979 00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,166 It's fucking shocking weather. 980 00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,458 - Yeah. [brakes squealing] 981 00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:43,208 My brakes aren't working. [laughs] 982 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:45,500 Who's fucking idea was this? 983 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,250 - Stop being a pussy. 984 00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,333 All right, here you go. 985 00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:51,791 Would you rather 986 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,125 lick out a fanny that were full 987 00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:57,291 with cottage cheese that been in the fridge for a year. 988 00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,750 [laughs] 989 00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,750 - Where the fuck do you get this shit? 990 00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,041 - Or [laughs] 991 00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,791 suck someone off 992 00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,291 if he had a Yorkshire pudding 993 00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,125 wrapped around the dick covered in gravy? 994 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:07,916 [both laughing] 995 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,375 - Yorkshire pudding cock. 996 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:10,458 [both laughing] 997 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,166 - Whose cock is it? 998 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:14,125 - Doesn't matter. 999 00:38:14,208 --> 00:38:15,250 [ax thudding] 1000 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,708 - [Benji] And yeah. All right. 1001 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:20,833 Maybe I do wear rose-tinted glasses sometimes. 1002 00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:23,083 Maybe we weren't Snow White and the Huntsman 1003 00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:26,083 running round the woods that day. 1004 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:30,000 But in my head it's how I like to remember it. 1005 00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:37,583 - What do you wanna do tonight? 1006 00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:41,166 - I've actually got a couple hours work tonight. 1007 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,041 - You actually work out here? 1008 00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:43,916 - Yeah. 1009 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,250 - Oh, right. 1010 00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:46,125 - It's a junior league, new client. 1011 00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:48,083 In and out. Nice and easy. 1012 00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:49,666 - I can come. 1013 00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,500 - No. 1014 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:58,458 I think we should go somewhere hot next. 1015 00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:01,750 - I think you should stop spending money on me. 1016 00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,125 - I think you should shut the fuck up. 1017 00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,625 - Oh, yeah? [laughs] 1018 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:08,291 Fuck off. 1019 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:09,125 Fuck off. 1020 00:39:21,166 --> 00:39:22,375 [romantic string music] 1021 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:22,958 That was actually quite romantic. 1022 00:39:23,041 --> 00:39:25,541 [bubble popping] 1023 00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,000 - Suck me off. 1024 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,750 - What if someone comes? 1025 00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,291 - Yeah, I'm gonna come. 1026 00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:32,458 - We're in the woods. 1027 00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:33,416 - Yeah, so? 1028 00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,250 - Can we not be just like romantic 1029 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,333 for like two minutes? 1030 00:39:39,416 --> 00:39:40,208 [record scratching] 1031 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,625 I felt like a nosh on tap. 1032 00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,958 - Can we just make something clear? 1033 00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,333 - All right, use your serious voice. 1034 00:39:52,416 --> 00:39:55,500 - Shut the fuck up a second. 1035 00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,166 The arrangement is 1036 00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,375 we see each other in Amsterdam, not in the UK. 1037 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:02,041 I book the trips 1038 00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,666 and I tell you when we're gonna see each other. 1039 00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,500 All right? 1040 00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:09,875 - Hale? 1041 00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,291 [laughs] You live in fucking Hale? 1042 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,375 - The fuck you doing with my wallet? 1043 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:13,291 You fucking weirdo. Get off. 1044 00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:14,291 - Fucking hell. Calm down mate. 1045 00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,458 - Don't tell me to calm down. 1046 00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,500 - Don't fucking shout at me. 1047 00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,458 - Don't shout at me! 1048 00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,541 - Fuck off! 1049 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,291 - You fuck off you little prick. 1050 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,500 - Don't fucking hit me. 1051 00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,416 - Fuck off you little- - Fuck off. 1052 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,541 - Fuck off you little cunt. 1053 00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,291 Don't touch my shit. All right? 1054 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,416 - I'm going. 1055 00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,291 - Benji, don't go. 1056 00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:31,000 - Don't. Fucking stop grabbing my arms. 1057 00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,083 - Benji, fucking stay. 1058 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,958 Just stay. Just stay. I'm sorry. 1059 00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:34,916 - Yeah. - Here. 1060 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,791 - No. 1061 00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,291 I don't... 1062 00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:38,083 Fuck off. 1063 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:43,666 - Benji, just don't go. Just stay. I'm sorry. 1064 00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,041 - Just don't fucking grab my arms again. 1065 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,583 - Okay. Okay. 1066 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:47,833 - Fucking hell. 1067 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,250 - Just don't touch my shit. 1068 00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,166 You taking my shit for? 1069 00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,083 Look, I don't want anything serious. 1070 00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,083 Okay? I'm not looking for a relationship. 1071 00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,875 I'm really happy the way that things are. 1072 00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:02,125 If you're not, then that's fine but... 1073 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,500 - I think I just wanna go back to be honest. 1074 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:04,666 - Okay. You all right? 1075 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:05,833 - I'm fine. 1076 00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:06,916 - Did I hurt you? - No. 1077 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,416 [somber music] 1078 00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,458 And looking back, 1079 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,333 I think this was the moment we both knew 1080 00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,958 that this wasn't gonna end well. 1081 00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:54,708 I really wish that moment had happened, 1082 00:41:54,791 --> 00:41:55,625 but 1083 00:41:55,708 --> 00:41:59,291 [record scratching] 1084 00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:03,458 he never would kiss me in front of other people. 1085 00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,291 - When in Amsterdam 1086 00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:12,833 have pancakes. 1087 00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:13,666 - Cheers. 1088 00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:21,458 - I'm sorry about yesterday. 1089 00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,416 I think I get my temper from my dad. 1090 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,875 - You get it from somewhere. 1091 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,291 Still see you dad? 1092 00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,208 - No mate. 1093 00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:36,375 I've not seen him since the late nineties. 1094 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:37,833 [upbeat music] 1095 00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,625 - [Benji] Who doesn't love a nineties flashback? 1096 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,000 [egg smashing] 1097 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,875 And this might feel like a toxic origin story, 1098 00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:49,583 but people are complicated. 1099 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,250 And I'm not excusing him. 1100 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,416 When I heard this, I wanted to fix him. 1101 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,666 I wanted him to be okay. 1102 00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,666 Morning dad. 1103 00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:04,333 Dad. 1104 00:43:04,416 --> 00:43:05,166 Dad. 1105 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,375 I'll get you some food. 1106 00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:11,541 [upbeat music] 1107 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,291 - [Benji] And then she came, 1108 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,125 his Auntie Jackie. 1109 00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,333 Now, I'm not gonna lie, 1110 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,458 on paper she is a bit of a gay icon. 1111 00:43:24,750 --> 00:43:26,750 [door clicking] 1112 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,208 - You all right? 1113 00:43:29,458 --> 00:43:31,875 [bag rustling] 1114 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,500 A hello would be nice. 1115 00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:47,416 Your dad's gone off and he's asked me to check in on you. 1116 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,458 Well, fucking hell. I can go if you want. 1117 00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:52,708 There you go. 1118 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,958 That's the proper man's drink that is. 1119 00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,583 - It's fucking hanging that. 1120 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:00,583 - Oh, drink it up. - Why's it doing that? 1121 00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,500 - Bloody drink it up your poof. 1122 00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,416 - Would you rather have 1123 00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,791 a daughter that's his slag or a son that's gay? 1124 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:10,416 [Jackie laughing] 1125 00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:14,041 - Would you rather a fanny dipped in cheese, 1126 00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,916 like cottage cheese 1127 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,666 that's been out for like weeks 1128 00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:23,791 or a cock wrapped in Yorkshire pudding and gravy. 1129 00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,416 - Fanny, obviously. 1130 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,666 - [laughs] You fucking liar. 1131 00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:28,791 - It would be the fanny. 1132 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:29,833 - You love Yorkshire puddings. 1133 00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:30,916 - Yeah, but not round a dick. 1134 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,708 It would obviously be fanny. 1135 00:44:31,791 --> 00:44:32,791 - Oh, no way. 1136 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,416 You are absolute a virgin mate. 1137 00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,750 There's no way you've been near fanny. 1138 00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:36,750 - I'm not a virgin. 1139 00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,166 - [laughs] I can smell it. 1140 00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,375 - I'm not a fucking virgin. 1141 00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:43,791 - Oh, I've touched a nerve! [laughs] 1142 00:44:44,708 --> 00:44:45,708 [door knocking] 1143 00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:47,291 - Who's that? 1144 00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,583 - Oh, don't you worry. 1145 00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,083 You just stay down here. 1146 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,000 Mommy's got to do a little work. 1147 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:52,916 - Mommy? 1148 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,791 - Sorry. Auntie Jackie. 1149 00:44:53,875 --> 00:44:57,416 [heels tapping] 1150 00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,500 You all right, Paul? 1151 00:44:58,583 --> 00:44:59,833 Come on in. Cash up front, yeah? 1152 00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:00,583 - Yeah. 1153 00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:01,625 - Great. 1154 00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:03,875 - Who's the kid? 1155 00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:07,375 - Oh, it's just my nephew. It's fine. 1156 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:08,833 - I don't think he should be here. 1157 00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,916 - Well, he is not coming upstairs babe. 1158 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,458 - Don't think I'm pretty keen on that. 1159 00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:15,625 - Oh, don't worry. 1160 00:45:15,708 --> 00:45:16,625 I've got the nappies. It's fine. 1161 00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:17,750 Come on. 1162 00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:18,958 Do you want me to slap you? 1163 00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:20,250 Call you- 1164 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,541 - [Man] As long as he stays down there. 1165 00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,375 - [Jackie] Yeah, yeah. It'll be fine. 1166 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:31,625 [classical instrumental music] 1167 00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:37,083 - [Jackie] Right, you fucking bastard. 1168 00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,166 You love this, don't you? [Jackie slapping] 1169 00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,291 Where's your dummy? [Jackie slapping] 1170 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,583 Do you wanna suck on a dummy? 1171 00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:42,458 You fucking skanky baby. [Jackie slapping] 1172 00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:43,666 Oh, come on! [Jackie slapping] 1173 00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:45,125 - [Man] Please. - [Jackie] Oh! 1174 00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,000 Do you want another slap? 1175 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,458 - [Man] Yeah. 1176 00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:48,916 - [Jackie] You've been a naughty baby. 1177 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,625 - [Man] Please, yes. - [Jackie] A naughty baby. 1178 00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:50,666 - [Man] I'm so bad. 1179 00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,583 Okay. 1180 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:53,125 - [Jackie] Wipe your own shit. 1181 00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:57,125 I've had enough of you, fucking horrible baby. 1182 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:02,625 [bed thumping] 1183 00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:06,125 [upbeat music] 1184 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:09,916 - I always feel a bit frisky after I've had a bit of action. 1185 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,750 I saw you. 1186 00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:13,541 - What? 1187 00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,750 - Little pervert. 1188 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,500 Were you watching him? 1189 00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:18,583 - No. 1190 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,500 - Well, you can't have been wanking about me 1191 00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,875 because I'm your auntie. 1192 00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,750 That would be weird. 1193 00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:29,541 - Did he pay you? 1194 00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:30,708 - Yeah, £50. 1195 00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,666 - Ugh, you little slag. 1196 00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,625 - Don't talk to me like that. 1197 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,083 Everyone pays for sex. 1198 00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:37,291 Nothing wrong with it. 1199 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,833 - Yeah. Who do you pay for sex? 1200 00:46:39,916 --> 00:46:40,625 - Do you know what? 1201 00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:41,541 I would pay 1202 00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:46,958 £45 for Eric Cantona to do me from behind. 1203 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,375 Really rough. 1204 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,250 Love that. 1205 00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,166 It's his hands. 1206 00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,541 They're so big. 1207 00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:56,000 Oh, Banjo, Banjo, Banjo. 1208 00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,750 I bet you'd like Eric 1209 00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:00,875 up the bum. [laughs] 1210 00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:01,666 - He's mine. 1211 00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:02,750 - What? 1212 00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,750 - Did dad leave me a card out 1213 00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,541 or anything for my birthday? 1214 00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,375 - Is it your birthday? 1215 00:47:13,458 --> 00:47:14,750 - I mean, have you had sex before? 1216 00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:15,583 - Oh, my God. Don't ask him that. 1217 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,750 You'll embarrass him. 1218 00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,250 - What? It's a simple question. 1219 00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,833 Have you or have you not? 1220 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,166 - Yeah. 1221 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:23,333 - There we go. Question answered. 1222 00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,625 - Right, you two pop upstairs 1223 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,625 and, you know, pop his cherry. [laughs] 1224 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:30,291 [woman sighing] 1225 00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,625 - What do you mean? 1226 00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,083 - Happy birthday Jakey? 1227 00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,625 - Oh, fuck off Jackie. 1228 00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:36,291 - Oh, come on. Chill out. 1229 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,541 Come on, Jack. 1230 00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,250 - Jake. 1231 00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:43,583 - She's all right. She's dyslexic. 1232 00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:44,666 Don't be so worried. 1233 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,541 You'll be all right. 1234 00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:47,833 Just take her from behind 1235 00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:49,875 and pretend she's George Clooney. 1236 00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:51,416 She's handsome. 1237 00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,291 She's got a strong nose. 1238 00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,750 You'll be all right. 1239 00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,458 - I'll try to keep her quiet. 1240 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,000 [bed springs thumping] 1241 00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:01,750 - [laughs] Nice one. 1242 00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,041 Hello. [kisses] 1243 00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,416 Do you want to come and live with your auntie Jackie? 1244 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,458 [bag rustling] 1245 00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:08,625 There we go. There you go. 1246 00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,125 That's nice, isn't it? 1247 00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:13,083 Fucking heavier than Oprah Winfrey. 1248 00:48:16,166 --> 00:48:18,583 [stairs creaking] 1249 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,166 - Not gonna stay? 1250 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:21,958 - No. [laughs] 1251 00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,833 It was only an hour. 1252 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,083 - Was it good? 1253 00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,333 - It was fast. 1254 00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,250 Look, your auntie only paid for me 1255 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,291 because she thought you were a wee poof. 1256 00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:39,083 She didn't think you're actually gonna go through with it. 1257 00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:39,875 [somber music] 1258 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:42,458 [door thudding] 1259 00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:43,291 Banjo. 1260 00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:46,791 Excuse me. 1261 00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:47,625 Have you seen a lady with a dog? 1262 00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:48,708 Banjo! 1263 00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:52,708 - [Benji] He never did see that little dog again. 1264 00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:54,375 Apparently, she sold it for £40. 1265 00:48:54,458 --> 00:48:59,458 [glass smashing] [Jake screaming] 1266 00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:10,708 I don't think he saw any of his family again. 1267 00:49:13,791 --> 00:49:15,500 [dramatic music] [pencil scratching] 1268 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,708 - [Mum] Benji, why's your phone been off for eight hours? 1269 00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,208 I'm worried. 1270 00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:20,041 You need to come home. 1271 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:23,750 It's not gonna make you feel better being out there. 1272 00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,208 He's not coming back. 1273 00:49:25,291 --> 00:49:28,458 He's moved on and you need to and all. 1274 00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,708 - After putting myself in danger yesterday, 1275 00:49:31,791 --> 00:49:34,083 I still wake up and think, fuck it, 1276 00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,666 I'm gonna meet someone. 1277 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,208 And I know what you're thinking, but 1278 00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:40,500 he looks like he's got a really nice face 1279 00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:43,375 and I'm gonna meet him somewhere public 1280 00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,125 in some toilets. 1281 00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:48,791 - I don't usually meet in public toilets. 1282 00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,416 - I mean, I thought it'd be a bit less awkward 1283 00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:54,166 than meeting outside Anne Frank's house. [laughs] 1284 00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:56,708 - Do you not just wanna like leave the toilets 1285 00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:58,333 and go get a coffee? 1286 00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,416 - I mean, I poked my head in the cubicles before 1287 00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,583 and they're pretty clean. 1288 00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,041 What you say? 1289 00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:10,041 - Okay. - Yeah? 1290 00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,916 - Okay. - All right, fuck it. Come on. 1291 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,541 - Fuck it. - Fuck it. 1292 00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,875 So are you top or bottom? 1293 00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,000 - I'm vers. 1294 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,291 - So bottom? 1295 00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:23,458 - No, I'm vers. [person urinating] 1296 00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:24,333 - Okay. 1297 00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:27,750 - Look, I can't hook up in toilet. 1298 00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,083 - No one's gonna come in. 1299 00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:30,250 - [laughs] It's really not my thing. 1300 00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,500 - No one's gonna come in. 1301 00:50:31,583 --> 00:50:33,000 [urinating continues] 1302 00:50:33,083 --> 00:50:34,125 [person passing gas] 1303 00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,583 - Shush. Shush. [Benji laughing] 1304 00:50:36,666 --> 00:50:38,000 [door squeaking] 1305 00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:40,791 [toilet flushing] 1306 00:50:42,750 --> 00:50:45,333 [door squeaking] 1307 00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,291 He's gone. 1308 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:50,958 - Do you want a piss or something before you go? 1309 00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:51,750 - No. 1310 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:52,666 - No, look. 1311 00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:58,208 You can literally smell shit in here. 1312 00:50:58,291 --> 00:50:59,666 - Do you not fancy me? 1313 00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:00,416 It's fine. 1314 00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,666 - Shush. 1315 00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,333 Let's just get a coffee. 1316 00:51:04,416 --> 00:51:05,166 No stress. 1317 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,625 - Okay. 1318 00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:08,416 - Okay then? 1319 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,916 - Okay then. 1320 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,416 I'm Kieran. - Benji. 1321 00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,375 I'll do my belt up then. 1322 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:16,833 [twinkling jingle] 1323 00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:17,916 - Nearly. 1324 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,208 [Benji laughing] 1325 00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,250 - [Benji] Now, I am not gonna lie. 1326 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,791 He gave me proper fizzy knickers. 1327 00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:25,916 But Kieran was escaping just like me. 1328 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,750 His troubles sunk a little deeper than mine. 1329 00:51:29,833 --> 00:51:30,583 - Go on! 1330 00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:31,416 Go on! 1331 00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:35,875 - I need another drink. 1332 00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:37,083 - No, how much have you drank? 1333 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,875 - You drive like this? 1334 00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,416 - Absolutely. You go to the bar. 1335 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,291 I'll do the driving. 1336 00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,125 - Please. Stop! 1337 00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:44,250 - Who the fuck are you? 1338 00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:45,333 Fuck off. 1339 00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,125 - What? 1340 00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,208 - Fuck off. 1341 00:51:47,291 --> 00:51:48,958 Get out. 1342 00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,666 - [Benji] He kept pushing away the people he loved, 1343 00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,708 again and again. 1344 00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:56,083 [Kieran crying] 1345 00:51:56,166 --> 00:51:58,916 [siren wailing] 1346 00:52:01,958 --> 00:52:04,666 [Kieran chocking] 1347 00:52:04,750 --> 00:52:05,750 [Kieran shouting] 1348 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,083 He ends up coming back to mine. 1349 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,375 And to be honest, it feels fucking weird 1350 00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,750 being here with another guy. 1351 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,250 - You okay? - Yeah. 1352 00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:17,125 - What's wrong? - Nothing. 1353 00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:21,041 - You seem a little bit... 1354 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,833 - No, I'm just saying 1355 00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,333 that it'd be nice if we just did stuff together like... 1356 00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,416 - What? You gonna take me out? 1357 00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,083 - Yeah. - Where? 1358 00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:28,916 Pizza Hut? 1359 00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,458 - [Benji] Erm. I actually used to work at Pizza Hut 1360 00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:34,333 and it's got a really good salad bar. 1361 00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:35,250 - I don't want it like that. 1362 00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,583 We had an agreement. 1363 00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:37,250 We've already talked about this before. 1364 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,208 - Right. 1365 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,291 - Okay? 1366 00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,666 We come here, we get a girl. 1367 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,291 Just chill. 1368 00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,666 Just like, just calm down a little bit. All right? 1369 00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,791 - All I'm trying to say is it's been three- 1370 00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,291 - Are you having fun? 1371 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,458 Are you having a good time, me and you? 1372 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 - [Benji] What? 1373 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,208 - Are you having a good time? I said, me and you. 1374 00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:52,750 - Fucking hell. 1375 00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,666 What if I meet someone? 1376 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,416 - [laughs] Where are you gonna meet someone? 1377 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,583 - [Benji] What? 1378 00:52:58,833 --> 00:52:59,541 - Where are you gonna meet someone? 1379 00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:01,000 You don't do anything. 1380 00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:04,500 What, are you gonna meet someone better than me? 1381 00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,708 - I'm sort of still seeing somebody. 1382 00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:08,958 So it's all a bit like... 1383 00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:09,750 - Ah. 1384 00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:10,583 Okay. - Yeah. 1385 00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:11,416 - Really? 1386 00:53:13,041 --> 00:53:14,041 Cool. 1387 00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,250 All right, so I think, yeah, 1388 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,083 I'll see ya, maybe. 1389 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,791 - [Benji] Have you ever had that moment 1390 00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:21,125 when you realized that you might have become the arsehole? 1391 00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,541 [bell ringing] [melancholy music] 1392 00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:27,333 I mean, you're channeling some big dick energy there Benji. 1393 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,958 I sometimes wonder if we'd have met when we were younger 1394 00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:33,125 if things would've been different. 1395 00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,208 - Would you rather 1396 00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:37,500 have everyone able to hear your thoughts 1397 00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:42,125 or you can hear everyone's thoughts in the entire world? 1398 00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:46,416 - I can hear everybody else's thoughts. 1399 00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:49,083 Would you rather 1400 00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:52,833 always scream or always whisper? 1401 00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,666 - Always scream. 1402 00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:05,541 Don't fucking do that to me. 1403 00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:06,958 Don't fucking do that to me. 1404 00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:08,625 I'm not fucking gay. 1405 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:09,666 You pervert. 1406 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:10,958 - Second thoughts. Maybe not. 1407 00:54:11,041 --> 00:54:12,750 [door knocking] 1408 00:54:12,833 --> 00:54:16,125 [floorboards creaking] 1409 00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,125 I feel like a bit of a prick to be honest. 1410 00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:21,916 - No, don't worry about it. 1411 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,458 It's okay. 1412 00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,625 I'll have just have a little five minutes. 1413 00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,166 - Yeah, so I wanna tell you something. Okay? 1414 00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:29,041 - Just became a cycle that I was stuck in 1415 00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,791 and I'm still stuck in it now and we're not together. 1416 00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,166 - It's kind of like haunted, isn't it? 1417 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,583 This place now. 1418 00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,208 - I feel like I'm still with him. 1419 00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:37,875 Do you know? Like I never, we never broke up. 1420 00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:40,125 We were never like officially together but 1421 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:43,250 it feels like I'm still in it. 1422 00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,583 Like I'm deep in it 1423 00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:48,125 and I can't find the way out of it. 1424 00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:51,666 And then I can hear my mum from a few weeks ago saying... 1425 00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,083 - [Mum] "Stop talking about that dickhead 1426 00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:55,833 and find a nice guy." 1427 00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,041 [somber music] - It's getting late. 1428 00:55:09,166 --> 00:55:10,750 - [Benji] And then I realized 1429 00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,250 that this is the first time that I've fallen asleep 1430 00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:15,125 without drinking in over a year. 1431 00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:24,208 - [laughs] Thanks for that. 1432 00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:25,291 So be happy. 1433 00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,250 Come here. 1434 00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,125 See ya. - See ya. 1435 00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,750 I think this is the first time 1436 00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:41,083 that I've had someone back and not had sex with them. 1437 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:42,458 We arranged to sit next to each other 1438 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:44,625 on the flight back to Manchester. 1439 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,208 I feel a bit giddy. 1440 00:55:46,291 --> 00:55:50,000 [melancholy music] 1441 00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,541 I'm starting to think that maybe coming here's 1442 00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:53,291 helping a little bit. 1443 00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:05,833 And then I'll see you in my head and it'll hurt again. 1444 00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:07,958 But maybe not as much. 1445 00:56:09,541 --> 00:56:12,333 [Jake laughing] 1446 00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:28,125 I just keep replaying when it all fell apart. 1447 00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:30,750 - Stop filming me, you cunt. 1448 00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:33,125 - Hello you mad cunt. [pencil scratching] 1449 00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:34,250 Benji boy. 1450 00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:35,833 Guess where I am. 1451 00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,583 Me and the lads had a fucking wild one 1452 00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:39,708 and we are in 1453 00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:42,375 Amsterdam [laughs] 1454 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,375 and I know you're here this weekend. 1455 00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,875 So why don't you come out and meet us? 1456 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:46,958 - [Benji] Bringing him here 1457 00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,166 was the worst idea in the world. 1458 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:50,000 [energetic club music] 1459 00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:50,916 - Have a fucking hit have you? It's the fucking weekend. 1460 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,250 - I don't want anything. 1461 00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:52,708 I told you stop acting like a couple 1462 00:56:52,791 --> 00:56:54,333 because we're not. 1463 00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:56,333 - [Benji] The second he met Ryan, his back was up. 1464 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,958 It was like he wanted a fight. 1465 00:56:58,041 --> 00:56:59,458 - I haven't fucking told anyone anything. 1466 00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:00,791 Oi. 1467 00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:01,500 - What? Stop fucking touching me. 1468 00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:02,416 - Do you wanna go? 1469 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,750 - Yeah, you go. Fuck off. 1470 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:05,791 - Hey, you all right here, mate? 1471 00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:06,625 You good? 1472 00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:09,625 Get the fucking shots in. 1473 00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,000 - Yeah, I'm happy with that. 1474 00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:12,375 Yeah, definitely mate. You good, yeah? 1475 00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:15,541 - [Benji] Toxic masculinity initiated. 1476 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,250 I feel like this is the start of a gay porn 1477 00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,500 that I once watched. 1478 00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:22,333 - Right? So I'm thinking strip club first. 1479 00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:24,041 I'm thinking brass. 1480 00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,541 I'm thinking burgers 'cause I'm fucking starving. 1481 00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:26,333 And then I'm thinking back to the brass' house. 1482 00:57:26,416 --> 00:57:28,000 What does that sound like? Yeah? 1483 00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:29,500 Hang on. Sorry. 1484 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,375 Wait, are we playing fucking spin the bottle 1485 00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,916 like we're 12-year-old girls or something? 1486 00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,583 What? What? [glass rattling] 1487 00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,166 - You know what? I'm gonna go with dare, fuck it. 1488 00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,458 - [Group] Ooh! 1489 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,291 - Let's go. Come on. - Big boy. 1490 00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,875 - All right. All right. 1491 00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:42,250 I dare you to piss in the glass and down it. 1492 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,166 [group groaning] 1493 00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,333 Big boy! 1494 00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:46,583 - [Man] Come on. [group groaning] 1495 00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,375 - Hey, mate. It was a jungle. 1496 00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:51,916 [group groaning] 1497 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:55,416 [upbeat music] [glass rattling] 1498 00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,083 - Truth or dare pal. 1499 00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,791 - You lot are fucking mad. I'll go for a truth. 1500 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,791 Fuck that dare shit. [group laughing] 1501 00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:02,958 - Oh, seeing as it's my truth. 1502 00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:04,583 He said truth. I like that. 1503 00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:06,375 Are you two shagging? 1504 00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,208 - Ooh. 1505 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,666 - You got a fucking problem or something? 1506 00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,500 - I've got no problem here mate. 1507 00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,166 You're the one with a problem 1508 00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,250 because I told you didn't I 1509 00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,916 that these two are defo shagging 1510 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,750 but you can't admit it. 1511 00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:20,875 - All right, fuck it. Give me a dare. 1512 00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,333 - I dare you 1513 00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,041 to kiss one of these boys around this table. 1514 00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,375 - Hey, mate. Leave it. 1515 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:30,666 [upbeat music continues] 1516 00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:34,458 - This really fucked me off. 1517 00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:35,250 - Whoa! 1518 00:58:35,333 --> 00:58:36,791 [group laughing] 1519 00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:39,750 - If you gonna do it lad, do it properly. 1520 00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,458 - What the fuck? [smacks] 1521 00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:44,333 - [Group] Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! [energetic rock music] 1522 00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,541 [head smashing] - Ah! 1523 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:48,416 [men scuffling] 1524 00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:50,708 - Ah! 1525 00:58:53,458 --> 00:58:55,916 [game over tone] 1526 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,416 - I try and remember 1527 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,041 if I've always gone for toxic guys, like 1528 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,708 where was the root of it? 1529 00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:04,291 [muffled upbeat music] 1530 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,333 I know you. 1531 00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,625 - Yeah? 1532 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:07,583 From where? 1533 00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,125 What's this you've got on? 1534 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,416 - It's the god of love. 1535 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,666 - God of love? 1536 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:19,666 I'm gonna go and get a drink. 1537 00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:20,750 Do you want anything? 1538 00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,291 - [Benji] Now, this moment here 1539 00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:23,666 is a moment where I probably could have got with a 1540 00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,416 really, really nice guy, but... 1541 00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:28,458 - Watch where you're going mate. 1542 00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:31,083 Fuck me. [sniffs] 1543 00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,541 - [Benji] Now everyone knew 1544 00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:34,958 that Louis Jones was an absolute slag. 1545 00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:36,416 - [Narrator] All aboard! 1546 00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:40,375 - [Benji] But everyone wanted to sleep with him. 1547 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:47,291 - Here, have a look at this. [laughs] 1548 00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:50,875 Oh fuck me, I'm fit. [laughs] 1549 00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,041 Aren't I? 1550 00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:52,875 - Yeah. 1551 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,000 - You take siv? 1552 00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:00,166 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1553 01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:02,458 - Yeah. - Get in there then. 1554 01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:07,333 - [Benji] And that was the first time that I got chlamydia. 1555 01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,208 - It's fucking too much. 1556 01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:10,333 When we were in there you're like touching me all the time. 1557 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:11,583 Like you're making out that we're together. 1558 01:00:11,666 --> 01:00:13,916 We're not fucking together. 1559 01:00:15,458 --> 01:00:17,416 [sighs] 1560 01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:24,458 [cries] I'm sorry. 1561 01:00:38,750 --> 01:00:41,458 [whimsical music] 1562 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:42,791 - We spent the rest of that trip pretending 1563 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,916 everything was all right. 1564 01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,541 Sometimes I'd look at him 1565 01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:51,541 and I'd think I'm so lucky to be with him. 1566 01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:52,500 It's pathetic, 1567 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,375 but my heart was hurting. 1568 01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:59,375 - Just give me some space for a bit. 1569 01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:16,666 What do you wanna do tonight then? 1570 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,208 - Just dunno. 1571 01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,375 Going home tomorrow, aren't we, so just... 1572 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:20,875 - Yeah, yeah, exactly. 1573 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,291 Have a little blowout. 1574 01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:25,125 Get a girl, some weed, some booze. 1575 01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:29,500 - I was gonna talk to you about 1576 01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:32,833 just like pausing for a bit after this. 1577 01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,666 Just a little bit. 1578 01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:40,416 - What do you mean? 1579 01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,458 - It's just, 1580 01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:45,333 I think about you when we're not together 1581 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:49,625 and I know we've got an arrangement and... 1582 01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:51,583 - Where has this all come from? 1583 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,458 - I just, I feel like it's getting a bit much for me 1584 01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:58,541 to stay in it at the minute 1585 01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:00,083 because it's, you know, 1586 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:01,583 you can feel it start fucking up your head 1587 01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:04,500 and I just, I don't want to get there with it. 1588 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:06,833 So I think we'll just pause it for now. 1589 01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:09,375 I can't even text you when I'm not with you. 1590 01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:10,208 So it's... 1591 01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,083 - Yeah, 'cause we had an agreement, 1592 01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:16,583 but like what does that mean? 1593 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,458 You mean you, 1594 01:02:18,541 --> 01:02:21,541 what, you've got feelings for me? What? 1595 01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,791 - I'm struggling a bit with it. 1596 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,500 - Yeah, but I don't want it. 1597 01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:29,250 I don't want that. 1598 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,375 I don't want it to end. 1599 01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,375 Can I just be 1600 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,708 brutally honest for a little bit. 1601 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,333 When I'm at home, 1602 01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:57,375 I've got so much stuff going on, 1603 01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,583 my mind is a mess. 1604 01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,708 I'm so fucked up and 1605 01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:13,166 I'm not happy 1606 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,416 and I don't know what to do to get myself out of it. 1607 01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,458 But then, when I'm here 1608 01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,791 and I'm with you, 1609 01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:38,666 everything just feels right. 1610 01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,875 It just feels... 1611 01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:43,625 My head just feels calm. 1612 01:03:49,583 --> 01:03:51,541 [sighs] 1613 01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:08,000 Uber will be here in five minutes. 1614 01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,208 I can't do next month, 1615 01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,750 but maybe the next two months? 1616 01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:15,208 - Why? 1617 01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:18,250 - Just got stuff on. 1618 01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,208 - What stuff? 1619 01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:22,458 - Just stuff. 1620 01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:26,833 - Just 1621 01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:28,500 completely honest. 1622 01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:31,708 Are you seeing someone? 1623 01:04:31,791 --> 01:04:32,583 - No. 1624 01:04:32,666 --> 01:04:34,125 - No. Look at me. 1625 01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,291 Are you seeing someone? 1626 01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,833 - Benji, no. 1627 01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:41,833 ♪ I just don't know which way to go ♪ 1628 01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:46,791 ♪ When we're together we're strong ♪ 1629 01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:48,666 [laughs] What are you laughing at? 1630 01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:49,750 - Oh, do you know what? 1631 01:04:49,833 --> 01:04:51,291 That is the best one yet. 1632 01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:52,708 - You love my cringe though, don't you? 1633 01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:55,416 - [Olivia] Do I? [laughs] - Yeah, you do. 1634 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,291 - Don't give up the day job yet, will you? 1635 01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:02,250 - [laughs] Give me some good news before I go away. 1636 01:05:04,541 --> 01:05:06,375 - Do you know what I was thinking? 1637 01:05:06,458 --> 01:05:07,458 - [Jake] What? 1638 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:09,791 - Why don't I come with you? 1639 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,583 - Ah, baby. You'd be bored. 1640 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:12,958 - I'd be bored? - Yeah. 1641 01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:15,083 - Bored in Amsterdam? 1642 01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,125 Come on, I'm sure I can find something 1643 01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,041 to keep me entertained. 1644 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,708 - Well, I'm gonna keep you locked up 1645 01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,083 so you can't go anywhere. 1646 01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:25,541 - Locked up? [laughs] [romantic music] 1647 01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,916 Give me a snuggle. 1648 01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,125 Mm. Love you. - See you later. 1649 01:05:29,208 --> 01:05:30,750 I love you too. 1650 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:31,791 - Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1651 01:05:31,875 --> 01:05:32,833 [Jake laughing] 1652 01:05:32,916 --> 01:05:34,208 Best behavior. 1653 01:05:34,291 --> 01:05:35,416 Call me when you get there, yeah? 1654 01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,666 - I will. - Okay, bye. 1655 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,458 It's only me. 1656 01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,666 Just checking that you've landed and you're all right. 1657 01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:43,125 You've not phone me back yet 1658 01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,250 so I'm just checking that you've landed 1659 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,583 and everything's fine. [instrumental music] 1660 01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:46,666 One day, which day? 1661 01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,125 - It just depends what happens. 1662 01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:49,291 - Sunday or Monday? - I don't know, obviously. 1663 01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:51,291 I'll know more when I get there. 1664 01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,666 - [laughing] Oh, fucking hell. 1665 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:53,625 - [Phone Operator] This person's phone 1666 01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:55,333 is currently unavailable. 1667 01:05:55,416 --> 01:05:56,291 Please try later. 1668 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:57,625 - I'm so happy. 1669 01:05:57,708 --> 01:06:00,125 No, I've not even told him yet. 1670 01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:03,208 - Okay? 1671 01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,250 Hi. 1672 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,833 - Don't touch me - Baby. 1673 01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:08,666 - No. 1674 01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:10,875 - What's up? 1675 01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:14,041 Baby, what's wrong? 1676 01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,041 - You know what's wrong? 1677 01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,375 - I don't know what's up. What's wrong? 1678 01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:18,458 I've just come back from three days. 1679 01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:19,333 I've not seen you in ages. 1680 01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,416 What's going on? 1681 01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,708 And a nice hello would be good. 1682 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,041 - So why haven't you responded to like 1683 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:24,875 the hundred missed calls that I've given you? 1684 01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:26,500 - Baby, you know I've been busy. 1685 01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:27,791 - [Olivia] So you've not seen them? 1686 01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,125 - I've been in and out meetings. 1687 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,041 I've been with people constantly. 1688 01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,625 My phone has been playing up. 1689 01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:34,250 - Do you know what annoys me the most? 1690 01:06:34,333 --> 01:06:35,791 That you've got no consideration for me at all, 1691 01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,541 that you've got no care, 1692 01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:40,000 that, you know, something could have been wrong with me. 1693 01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:42,000 You know, it could have been an emergency. Who knows? 1694 01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,583 But you don't actually even think? 1695 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:44,500 - Is there anything wrong with you? 1696 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:45,458 You look fine to me. 1697 01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:46,750 There's nothing wrong is there? 1698 01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:47,666 - You don't even, that's what I mean. 1699 01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:48,958 You don't even know the news 1700 01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:50,458 and everybody else knows and you don't know 1701 01:06:50,541 --> 01:06:51,541 because you couldn't even be arsed to text back 1702 01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,791 or call back or anything. 1703 01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:56,833 - What news? What you talking about? 1704 01:06:57,958 --> 01:06:59,708 - I'm pregnant. 1705 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:00,791 - What? 1706 01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,416 You're pregnant? 1707 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,833 - Yeah. 1708 01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:05,791 - Baby, this is amazing. 1709 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:07,875 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry 1710 01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:09,125 but that is amazing. 1711 01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,625 That is beautiful news. 1712 01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:12,583 It was just a mad weekend. 1713 01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:13,625 I'm so, so sorry. 1714 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:15,958 Come here. I love you. Please. 1715 01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:18,541 - Should we go for some food tomorrow night? 1716 01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,875 I want to try that new place. 1717 01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,750 - Can't tomorrow night babe. 1718 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,208 [lounge music] 1719 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,958 - [Olivia] Why not? 1720 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,000 - [Jake] I just got some work stuff. 1721 01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:34,791 - [Olivia] Yeah, I meant tomorrow night. 1722 01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,041 - Yeah, I've got a meeting. 1723 01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:37,875 It's... 1724 01:07:39,333 --> 01:07:40,791 'Cause of the time difference, 1725 01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:44,458 it's gonna start quite late tomorrow, I think. 1726 01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,208 We'll go another day. 1727 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:49,333 - Okay. 1728 01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:56,041 [melancholy music] 1729 01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,833 - So have you thought of any names yet? 1730 01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:02,625 - Yeah, yeah, I have. 1731 01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:05,166 I'm thinking Hugo if it's a boy 1732 01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:07,958 and maybe Lisa if it's a girl. 1733 01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:09,875 - [Friend] Oh, that's so cute. 1734 01:08:09,958 --> 01:08:13,958 [ominous music] [Oliva gasping] 1735 01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:15,666 - Jake. 1736 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,875 Jake, I think there's something up with the baby. 1737 01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:18,750 Please. 1738 01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:24,875 - Just saying he's not messaged you in a while, has he? 1739 01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:26,916 - [Olivia] No, it's been a few days, but he's really busy. 1740 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,166 - [Jake] Baby, I'm sorry I wasn't there. 1741 01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,458 - Are you seeing someone else? 1742 01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,750 I'm not throwing it on you. 1743 01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:32,833 I've been saying it for a long time 1744 01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:34,458 and I'm done now. - Please. 1745 01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:35,250 No, I don't want you to go. - Don't please me anymore. 1746 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,916 - Don't leave. 1747 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,500 - Don't start this again because this is what you do. 1748 01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:39,875 - Baby. It's not my fault that the baby's gone. 1749 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:41,416 It's not my fault. - We've talked about it. 1750 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,833 We've talked about it over and over again. 1751 01:08:42,916 --> 01:08:43,875 There's nothing else to say. 1752 01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,000 - [Jake] Don't walk away. 1753 01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:46,166 Just stay with me, please. 1754 01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,666 - Stay with you for what? 1755 01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:48,625 - [Jake] Just stay, please. - For what? 1756 01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,125 - I don't want you to go. 1757 01:08:50,208 --> 01:08:51,250 Please, I promise I'll be better. Please. 1758 01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:52,958 - This is what you do all the time. 1759 01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:56,041 No, I can't do this anymore, Jake. 1760 01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:58,583 - Just stay with me. 1761 01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:01,833 I'll be better, I promise. I'm sorry. 1762 01:09:01,916 --> 01:09:04,583 [melancholy music continues] 1763 01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,333 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1764 01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,125 - [Benji] She got pregnant again soon after 1765 01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:22,208 and that arsehole still didn't end it with me. 1766 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:24,041 I had no fucking idea. 1767 01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,458 I don't know what I'd have done if I'd known. 1768 01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:32,083 I like to think I would've ended things, but 1769 01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:37,541 the last trip together felt different. 1770 01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,875 We didn't have sex. 1771 01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,250 We didn't kiss, 1772 01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:42,125 didn't touch, 1773 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:44,625 we didn't even really talk. 1774 01:09:45,791 --> 01:09:48,000 And the whole time we were walking round, 1775 01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,916 I don't know, I just kept thinking it, 1776 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,083 it felt like an end. 1777 01:09:51,166 --> 01:09:53,291 It felt different. 1778 01:09:53,375 --> 01:09:56,958 [gentle melancholy music] 1779 01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,875 And when we got home and I didn't hear from you, 1780 01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:07,916 I did what any logical, rational, 1781 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,583 crazy ex would do. 1782 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,708 I turned up at your house. 1783 01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:14,791 - I don't know about you babe, 1784 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:17,458 but I'm absolutely starving. 1785 01:10:17,541 --> 01:10:18,916 [phone ringing] 1786 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,625 You not getting that? 1787 01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,666 Should we do it with some garlic bread? 1788 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,916 - Oh, yeah. That sounds good. 1789 01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,250 Baby, could you just take the bag. 1790 01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,791 I'm just gonna make a phone call. 1791 01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:31,541 - [Olivia] Yeah, I'll put tea on. 1792 01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:34,458 - What the fuck are you doing here? 1793 01:10:34,541 --> 01:10:35,375 - Is that your girlfriend? 1794 01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,500 - Shut the fuck up. 1795 01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:39,291 Shut the fuck up. 1796 01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,708 If you turn up at my house again I'll fucking kill you. 1797 01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:44,625 Do you hear me? [Benji moaning] 1798 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:45,416 Fuck off. 1799 01:10:47,541 --> 01:10:50,333 [melancholy music] 1800 01:10:50,416 --> 01:10:53,083 [Jake panting] 1801 01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,583 - Jake? 1802 01:10:58,666 --> 01:10:59,958 Jake? 1803 01:11:00,041 --> 01:11:00,958 Jake? 1804 01:11:01,041 --> 01:11:02,875 What's wrong? 1805 01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:04,333 Babe, what's wrong? 1806 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,291 - I can't breathe. - What's up with you? 1807 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,250 - What do you mean you can't breathe? 1808 01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,416 What's wrong? 1809 01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,166 Baby, what's up with you? 1810 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,000 Are you okay? 1811 01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:27,833 - Please, look at your mother. 1812 01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:29,375 Look at me. 1813 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,458 Get a grip, all right? 1814 01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,583 Let them go. 1815 01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:35,000 Just let it all go. All right? 1816 01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,875 - And then he started ignoring my messages 1817 01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:38,791 and it fucking hurt. 1818 01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:40,083 I started meeting people. 1819 01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:42,041 I wanted to be treated like shit. 1820 01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:45,000 But none of them were him. 1821 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,916 I mean, this guy's not even close. 1822 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,000 What are you gonna do to me? 1823 01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,666 - Yeah? What are you into? 1824 01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,041 - I want you to tell me what to do. 1825 01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:51,958 Dominate me. 1826 01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,500 - Yeah? 1827 01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:55,041 I can be dominant. 1828 01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:57,083 Yeah. Yeah. [slaps] 1829 01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,166 Was that too hard? 1830 01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:01,125 - [laughs] No. - No. 1831 01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:03,541 [Benji laughing] 1832 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:04,916 - What? 1833 01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,208 - Mate, it's not really working is it. 1834 01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:07,041 - [Date] Oh, it is. Come on, come on. 1835 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,125 Get on the floor. Come on. 1836 01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:08,916 - He's blocked me on Instagram. 1837 01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,708 He's blocked me on Facebook. 1838 01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:10,500 Like all the socials. 1839 01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:11,833 Fucked off my number. 1840 01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:13,375 Like literally, he's not spoke to me now for like 1841 01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,375 two months. 1842 01:12:14,458 --> 01:12:15,958 [indie music] 1843 01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:16,916 - [Jake] Benji, if you don't leave me alone, 1844 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000 I'll call the fucking police. 1845 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,041 I'll get a restraining order. 1846 01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,041 Now, fuck off. 1847 01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,708 It's embarrassing. 1848 01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,875 Leaving to have me in your life. You're obsessed. 1849 01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:26,291 - We had one last trip booked. 1850 01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:28,291 I turned up to the airport. 1851 01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:30,041 Yeah, I know it seems crazy, 1852 01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:32,916 but I thought he might be there. 1853 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,541 [phone dinging] 1854 01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:53,208 And then, I got a location pin from him and 1855 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:59,250 I knew this was the last time that I was ever gonna see him. 1856 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,416 [dramatic music] 1857 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:05,500 So here we are again at the fucking end. 1858 01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:07,000 I mean, how did she not know 1859 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:10,958 he was a little bit gay with that car? 1860 01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:11,791 - Finally. 1861 01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:20,250 Listen. 1862 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:26,208 Mate, you can't just turn up at my house unannounced. 1863 01:13:26,291 --> 01:13:28,291 It's not on. [Benji laughing] 1864 01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:29,083 Why are you laughing? 1865 01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:30,125 You can't. 1866 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,750 I've said that like, 1867 01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,708 there's certain boundaries and you crossed it. 1868 01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:35,625 Mate, I can't. 1869 01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:37,666 I can't do this anymore. 1870 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:40,333 Okay? 1871 01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:44,375 - Do you know I was sat at the airport today 1872 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,250 and I was thinking 1873 01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:48,166 so many fucking times, yeah, 1874 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:50,416 that you could have said to me, finish this. 1875 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,250 Like, just like, 1876 01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:54,333 I don't understand like why you fucking carried this on 1877 01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:56,083 and do you know how much this has fucked me up? 1878 01:13:56,166 --> 01:13:57,833 - Fucking hell man. 1879 01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:00,041 Well, you were having a good time 1880 01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:01,000 at the time though, weren't you? 1881 01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,208 - Well, you fucking used me. 1882 01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,333 - You used me. 1883 01:14:03,416 --> 01:14:04,416 - No, you fucking used me. 1884 01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,250 - Shut the fuck up. [thumps] 1885 01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,541 Fucking shout at me. 1886 01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:08,083 Shut the fuck up. 1887 01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,083 - So when I was at yours, yeah, 1888 01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:25,000 the girl that I seen you with... 1889 01:14:25,083 --> 01:14:27,375 - [groans] 1890 01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:30,083 Yeah, what? 1891 01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:34,666 - So like when we first met, were you with her? 1892 01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:39,791 - [sighs] Yes. 1893 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:42,500 - [laughs] Okay. 1894 01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:51,083 So, go on then, what's her name? 1895 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,125 - Whose fucking name? - Whose fucking name? 1896 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:55,750 Whose fucking name do you think? 1897 01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:02,375 - Olivia. 1898 01:15:02,458 --> 01:15:03,208 - Olivia. 1899 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:08,333 - So when we used to go away, right? 1900 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,041 So you used to be having sex with me, yeah, 1901 01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,250 you'd fly back and then what? 1902 01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:15,791 Would you just go back and fuck her? 1903 01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,500 So we're just gonna fuck it off then? 1904 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:22,416 - Yeah, mate. Like that's the end of it. 1905 01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:23,583 We've had a good time. 1906 01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:25,291 And to be honest mate, 1907 01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:26,958 you're quite lucky right now 1908 01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:28,541 to have come away with me 1909 01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:29,875 to like be sitting here right now. 1910 01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,875 You're in a good position. 1911 01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,208 Like you've had a good time. 1912 01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:35,791 Like, look at you, look at me. 1913 01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,166 Have you not had a good time? 1914 01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,541 - [Benji] Stop fucking calling me mate. 1915 01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:39,666 - Like what? 1916 01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:40,541 - [Benji] It's fucking weird. 1917 01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:42,333 - Mate, look at yourself. 1918 01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:43,750 When I saw you in the airport, I thought, 1919 01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:44,875 fucking hell, 1920 01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:45,708 he looks like an easy target. 1921 01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:46,875 And I was right, wasn't I? 1922 01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:48,291 Look at you. 1923 01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:49,291 Fucking count yourself lucky. 1924 01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:50,333 You've had a good run. 1925 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,416 Fuck off. 1926 01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:59,208 - [sniffs] Okay. 1927 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,000 Good. 1928 01:16:07,166 --> 01:16:09,708 [Jake groaning] 1929 01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,000 - I'm sorry. 1930 01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:23,958 When I saw you in the airport that first time 1931 01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,500 I thought you were a 10 1932 01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:31,125 and I still think you're a 10 now. 1933 01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:32,250 Right? 1934 01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,875 But like, what do you expect? 1935 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,250 Life doesn't work like this. 1936 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,291 I can't just drop everything 1937 01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:39,500 and run off with you into the sunset. 1938 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,541 It don't work like that. 1939 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,916 I can't just... 1940 01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:51,500 I've got so much stuff going on right now 1941 01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:54,333 and I can't just walk away from them. 1942 01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,500 Can I? 1943 01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:57,416 I can't just abandon them. 1944 01:17:02,583 --> 01:17:04,416 [sighs] 1945 01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:17,291 I'm sorry. [both crying] 1946 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:20,083 [somber music] 1947 01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:32,250 ♪ There's a monster in my head ♪ 1948 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:35,291 [door thudding] 1949 01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:39,583 ♪ That won't leave ♪ 1950 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:43,583 ♪ I wish I could ♪ 1951 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:49,541 ♪ Take a moment to relax ♪ 1952 01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:52,166 ♪ But it's harder ♪ 1953 01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,375 ♪ Than it seems ♪ 1954 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,125 ♪ I'd love ♪ 1955 01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:58,666 - [Benji] And then you feel it, 1956 01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:03,291 your body ready to purge all of that negative energy, 1957 01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:07,583 to make you feel like you again. 1958 01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:13,375 ♪ There's a monster in my head ♪ 1959 01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:15,083 - [Benji] They say the best way to move forward 1960 01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:18,541 is to go back and I think they're right. 1961 01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,916 So thanks 1962 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,458 for going back with me. 1963 01:18:23,541 --> 01:18:29,416 ♪ Take a moment and relax ♪ 1964 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,083 ♪ But it's harder ♪ 1965 01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,250 ♪ Than it seems ♪ 1966 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:36,791 ♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪ 1967 01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:42,583 ♪ Let me astray from paradise ♪ 1968 01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:44,500 ♪ Into a storm ♪ 1969 01:18:44,583 --> 01:18:46,375 [baby crying] 1970 01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:50,500 ♪ Numb right to my core ♪ 1971 01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,833 ♪ I despise who I've become ♪ 1972 01:18:53,916 --> 01:18:56,416 - What the actual fuck! [typewriter tapping] 1973 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,416 Fuck you screenwriter above my head. 1974 01:18:59,500 --> 01:19:02,458 [typewriter dinging] 1975 01:19:03,750 --> 01:19:06,333 [baby crying] 1976 01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,125 - Oh, thank you. Ta. 1977 01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,333 Shall we watch this. [melancholy music] 1978 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:27,541 - See you later. 1979 01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,458 All right. 1980 01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:35,458 - Hi. 1981 01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:36,791 - Nearly didn't make it. 1982 01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:38,000 - Well, you're here aren't you? 1983 01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:39,250 - Yeah. [laughs] 1984 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,875 - I was gonna say 1985 01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:43,958 it was really nice meeting you and 1986 01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:47,083 you know, apart from all this noise, 1987 01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:48,541 I'm not listening to anything. 1988 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,833 It's just trying to drown that out but 1989 01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,458 I was thinking maybe, potentially, 1990 01:19:53,541 --> 01:19:55,291 we could maybe do something when we get back. 1991 01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,458 - Yeah. Nice. - Fancy that? 1992 01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:57,583 - Yeah, definitely. 1993 01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:59,708 - Some very nice Nozeco. 1994 01:19:59,791 --> 01:20:00,791 - Some... [laughs] 1995 01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:03,208 - Some Italian food, maybe? 1996 01:20:03,291 --> 01:20:05,333 - Are you asking me out? 1997 01:20:05,416 --> 01:20:06,125 - No. 1998 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:06,916 - Oh, right. 1999 01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,041 - I just... 2000 01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,416 - I'll go sit over there then 2001 01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,541 with the crying baby if you want. [laughs] 2002 01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:12,583 - Oh, no. Hey, do you want these? 2003 01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,666 I feel sorry for, 2004 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,208 [laughs] for everyone. 2005 01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:18,625 - You're not listening to them on this flight. 2006 01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:22,208 And then you realize that you're ready to depart. 2007 01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:25,666 That you're ready to start it all over again. 2008 01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:29,625 But this time it has to be better because 2009 01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:31,583 no one wants a fucking sequel. 2010 01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:37,541 ♪ Take a moment and relax ♪ 2011 01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,083 ♪ But it's harder ♪ 2012 01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:41,250 ♪ Than it seems ♪ 2013 01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:44,875 ♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪ 2014 01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:50,666 ♪ Lead me astray from paradise ♪ 2015 01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:54,125 ♪ Into a storm ♪ 2016 01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:58,458 ♪ Numb right to my core ♪ 2017 01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:01,750 ♪ I despise who I'd become ♪ 2018 01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:03,500 - [Benji] Just before you go, 2019 01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:06,416 here's one last Snow White and the Huntsman fantasy. 2020 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:09,500 [gentle music] 2021 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:11,000 To be honest, 2022 01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,583 we just wanted to make a fucking musical number. 2023 01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:16,000 ♪ I always hoped someday ♪ 2024 01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:19,541 ♪ That I would live and learn ♪ 2025 01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,791 ♪ We set our hearts on fire ♪ 2026 01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:26,291 ♪ And sat and watched them burn ♪ 2027 01:21:26,375 --> 01:21:29,541 ♪ I guess we tried too late ♪ 2028 01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:33,166 ♪ I guess I cried too long ♪ 2029 01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:36,583 ♪ But there's a place I know ♪ 2030 01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,666 ♪ When everything feels wrong ♪ 2031 01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:43,791 ♪ Let's go, let's go ♪ 2032 01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:46,500 ♪ Far away from all of the madness ♪ 2033 01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:50,750 ♪ Let go, let go ♪ 2034 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:53,333 ♪ Of all of the tears and the sadness ♪ 2035 01:21:53,416 --> 01:21:57,458 ♪ Let's fall, let's fly ♪ 2036 01:21:57,541 --> 01:22:02,375 ♪ Where the sun's gonna shine in a clear blue sky ♪ 2037 01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,916 ♪ That's where I go when I close my ♪ 2038 01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,958 ♪ Eyes ♪ 2039 01:22:17,666 --> 01:22:21,666 ♪ Oh ♪ 2040 01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:23,833 ♪ Eyes ♪ 2041 01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:38,791 ♪ Let's go, let's go ♪ 2042 01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:41,333 ♪ Far away from all of the madness ♪ 2043 01:22:41,416 --> 01:22:45,541 ♪ Let go, let go ♪ 2044 01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:48,125 ♪ Of all of the tears and the sadness ♪ 2045 01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:52,250 ♪ Let's fall, let's fly ♪ 2046 01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:57,250 ♪ Where the sun's gonna shine in a clear blue sky ♪ 2047 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:03,875 ♪ That's where I go when I close my ♪ 130356