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'New York.'

'One of the biggest cities in the world.'

'The business capital of the world.'

'Every breath of the city, every heartbeat is filled with speed.'

'People are always in a hurry here.'

'They hurry to leave home, hurry to reach the office.'

'Always in a hurry to be a step or two ahead of life.'

'There's no place for anyone who can't keep up with the speed.'

'Though miles away from lndia..'

'..there's no dearth of Indians in this city.'

'In fact they say every fourth face in New York is an lndian's.'

'One more thing.'

'Oh, by the way, that's me.'

'This city taught me to be independent.'

'It taught me to fulfill my responsibilities.'

'Taught me to face life.'

'But it could never teach me to love.'

'Where was the time?'

'Whenever I stepped back and watched the city from a distance.'

'..l felt even closer to papa.'

'Whenever I missed him, I came here.'

'I'm Naina Catherine Kapur, and this is my story.'

I understand, Mr. Shah, but please try and understand my problem.

I must have the loan extension. Please.

I know the restaurant is centrally situated.

But there's a lot of competition around, Mr. Shah.

'My mom, Jennifer. After papa passed away..'

'..the entire family's responsibility fell on her.'

'But she never let us feel the burden of her sorrows.'

Thank you, I'm.. - I'm home.

Where were you?

Central Park.

Central Park? Why?

To meet someone. - Who?

My boyfriend..

Bills.. bills.. bills.

Private and confidential? - That's mine.

What's this? Again a mail from Sweetu.

When will the mailman realise that we're Kapur with a 'U'..

...and they're Kapoor with an '0'? He always..

Were you crying? - No. You were crying.

No,Mom.

'Everyday, my mom and I lied to each other.'

'Kuwari Kudi..'? Kuwari Kudi Marriage Bureau. What's this?

Why don't you ask your grandmother?

It must be her new plan to find you a groom.

But I don't want to get married.

Why can't grandmother leave me alone?

Much better, why doesn't she leave us? - Mom. Where is she?

It's almost 8 :O0am. Where do you think?

Hey, guys, just check out this girl.

Eight seconds to go.

Four.. Three.. Two.. Go.

'My grandmother Lajo. She had three dreams.'

'First, New York should become a part of Punjab.'

'Second, I should marry a Sardar [Punjabi] and third..

...that my mom dies.'

Goddess Saraswati, Lata, Asha, and Usha served you for years.

Here I present, Kammo, Vimmo and myself, Lajo.

Hello. - Hello. - We're here to serve you.

So without further delay we're about to present you a song.

The words are "Beloved, come to me."

The song's specially requested by our neighbour..

...Mr. Chhadha from Queens.

That's very kind of you.

Kammo.

Vimmo.

Go, Lajo. - Go, Lajo.

"Beloved, come to me."

"Beloved, come to me."

"Depressed heart calls out to you."

"Beloved, come to me."

Grandma. Grandma, stop it. - "Beloved, come to me."

Oh, God, you stopped our worshipping?

You interrupted Goddess Saraswati. - Don't you have any shame?

Do you?

Since morning, you've been singing, "Come to me" to Mr. Chaddha.

We're not singing for Mr. Chaddha, but for our beloved..

...to come and meet us.

So, what's his first name? - Preetam [Beloved].

What is this?

What? - This.

Hey, Kuwari Kudi have sent us photos. All three are so handsome.

All three? They look the same.

No, dear, they're different. How does the ad go?

"Girl, girl, choose a guy. One, two or three."

Grandma. I don't want to marry any one, two, or three.

Dear, how will you have kids if you don't get married?

I can have kids. No need to marry for that.

Come on, yes. Come on. Yes.

'My brother, Shiv. He was handicapped.'

'He couldn't play basketball like other boys.'

'But was irritating enough like other boys.'

Shiv, switch off that TV.

I always see you watching basketball.

Just because I can't play, does it mean I can't watch it either?

Don't get cute with me, all right? Hurry up.

Gia, help your brother.

Sister, did you see my new dolls? - Gia.

This is mummy, this is you.

That's brother, this is me and..

Oh, you're awake?

You look like, Hari Putter.

It's Harry Potter, Grandma.

Yes, whatever Potter.

Good morning, Grandma. - Yes, yes. What're you doing today?

'Grandma's love for Shiv was only matched by her hatred for Gia.'

'Gia was adopted.'

'Maybe, that's why grandma didn't consider her family.'

'And Gia..'

'She'd always keep her grandma doll away from her perfect family.'

'These two were not the only ones with differences.

'Lord Guru Nanak and Jesus had their share of fights, too.'

Hail Lord Guru.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son..

...and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

It's so cold in here. Is the heater on?

You're always on. - What?

Nothing.

They will. - Shut up.

Bet. - Don't irritate me.

Chicken, it's just $1.

What's for breakfast? - Fruit and cereal.

What? - Cereal.

The serial 'Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki' is on?

Not the TV serial, Grandma, the cereal we eat.

That's a daily routine. What's so new about that?

Poor daughter-in-law. She just can't make Indian food.

Our dear daughter-in-law, Jenny.

Do you know, Naina? I saw a lovely dream last night.

In my dream.

...I was having eating hot aloo parathas [Stuffed potato bread].

Greased with plenty of white butter. Oh, how I missed Chandigarh!

If you miss Chandigarh so much, then you must go there.

What do you think, Naina?

Hey. I'm not going anywhere.

If I leave, what will happen to the kids?

I'm extremely concerned about them.

And I'm concerned only about them.

Yes, of course. Why would you be concerned about me?

Who am I to you? If only my son was alive today..

Only if he were alive. - Stop it. Just stop it.

Here's your $1. You won. As usual.

Are you happy now? And both of you.. Just forget it.

'Every morning began the same way.'

'Everyday the same thing. The fight between mom and grandma.'

'Followed by my furious walkout..'

'..and then listen to stupid chatter of my stupid neighbour, Sweetu.'

Oh, hi. One minute. Make that two glazed-doughnuts.

Two blueberry muffins. Two chocolate cappuccinos.

And what will you have?

'Sweetu. Full name, Jaspreet Kapoor. Kapoor with two 'O's.'

'My neighbour and unfortunately best friend.'

'She has two problems. The weight that she never loses.'

'Complemented with the fact that she regrets that.'

Tell me. - One double espresso to go, please .

Here's your letter. It was delivered at out house again.

Your name had to be J. Kapoor?

Oh, wow, Naina. It's a blind date application. - What application?

It's a very cool service, Naina. It's very popular in New York.

Just fill in a form describing the guy of your choice.

Write something about yourself..

They match the details and bingo, you get the guy.

Wow. What did you write about yourself?

See, Naina, I was honest. I wrote what's true.

What did you write? - That from far, I look like Aishwarya Rai..

And up close, like the house of Aishwarya Rai.

Oh, my God. - Just look at me.

Oh, my God. Just look at him, Naina.

Look at me. I'm out of control. - He's so cute.

Sweetu.. Sweetu. Look at me. - I see you everyday..

He's so cute. He's so hot. - Shut up.

Boys,boys,boys.That's all you have on your mind.

What will happen? You'll end up with that guy.

You'll fall in love with him..

...then marry him and have kids with him. Then..

Then he'll leave all of you one day and vanish.

What will you do then? What will you do?

I'll marry again. What else?

Just forget it. Just..

Naina, you know sister's right about you.

Dear, you need help.

You and your sister.

Bloody rascals. Scumbags. Ruined my business.

'Jazz. Full name, Jaswinder Kapoor.'

'Sweetu's elder sister..'

'..and unfortunately, mom's best friend and her restaurant partner.'

'She has problems, too.'

'Youth, that never seems to age.'

'And apparently, it's not her fault.'

Customers.

Three coffees, please. - Coming up.

"Come into my arms."

"Come into my arms."

Thanks.. Mummy.

Look, I said I'm sorry Jenny.

It's okay. - It's not okay. It is not okay.

We're lucky to get few customers.

Thanks to you, if they, too, go away, what will we do then?

Listen to me. - No. You listen to me.

You know very well, if we don't repay the bank loan..

...then we'll have to give up this space.

Then what're we going to do? I mean, what.. I just.. Go off.

God, this rain. I hate this rain.

Naina.

'Oh, no. Sorry. That's my friend.'

'I forgot to mention about him.'

'Meet Rohit Patel.' - I'll call you tomorrow.

'Son of Karsanbhai and Sarlaben Patel.'

'Karsanbhai was one of the richest Gujaratis in America.'

'His food chain was quite popular across the country.'

'Name of the chain, Dial-a-Dhokla.'

'Rohit lived alone in New York.'

'And for the last three years..'

'..he's made no progress in advertising.'

Good night, guys. Hey, had fun at the Hampton?

Yes, thank you. - Good.

Okay. So I think that if we can get this file with this and..

Yes, Julia. Dinner at eight? Dinner at eight. Eight.. dinner.

Dinner at eight? - Yes.

All right, then. I'm going to pick you up at 7:30pm.

'Poor Rohit. He wasn't as cool as he thought he was.'

'But.. he never stopped trying.'

Hey, gorgeous. - Are you talking to me?

Who else? Would I be talking to this bull?

My name's Rohit.

Don't bother. I'm married - So what?

So what? So what if you're married? l.. - To him.

I'm very sorry. I didn't mean it. - Put him down.

I don't even like her. - Put him down.

Bye, take care.

Naina.

So that's Rohit Patel. - Naina.

How do I know him?

We've been studying together at the evening MBA classes..

...since the last year.

Sorry, I'm late. - Walk.

What happened? - Nothing.

Got stuck in the lift. Sprained my neck while getting out.

Oh, I get it. What is the name of the girl?

I don't know. - Husband hit you or boyfriend?

Husband“ - What was his name?

Hari Prasad Chaurasia. How would I know the husband's name?

Oh, Rohit, I feel so bad. - It's okay. It'll get better.

He didn't hit you enough.

Thanks. How was your weekend? - Fantastic.

I went to London and Paris. - I doubt it.

Anyway. My weekend was rocking.

Laila and I. One room, on one bed. All weekend.

You know what I mean? - Oh, please.

'Oh. Laila, stop it. Laila, stop it. Not there. No. Stop it.'

'Listen, will you.. Laila, no.'

You know. Thank God you're not like the other girls in New York.

You're not hot, neither are you beautiful.

And you always have time for me. I like you.

Thanks, Rohit. I would've died without you. Jerk!

Geeta Parekh. New entry.

Today's her first day. Divorced.

For God's sake, leave her alone.

Hi. - Hi.

Please sit. - Where?

I have a little place in my heart. But for now, right here behind me.

Okay. - Ladies and gentlemen.

The MBA presentation.. - Sick.

Watch this.

Don't , okay?

'I wonder what Rohit wrote in his black diary.'

'I never asked him.'

'He was a little crazy.'

'l didn't like him at all, the first time I met him.'

'But now, he's my friend. My best friend.'

'Basically, he's a nice guy.'

'And I can say that with certainty, you know why?'

'Because that night, he didn't cancel his date.'

To you.

'Rohit Patel. He makes me forget all my worries.' - Waiter.

Are you all right, Son? - Sorry, Grandma.

Are you hurt? - Sorry, Grandma.

What sorry? Cant you see?

What if something had happened to him? Tell me. - Grandma. Grandma.

What're you doing? She's just a kid. - Is she?

You've spoilt her. Her duty's to take care of her brother.

And yours is to forgive, not to hit her.

If I never forgave you, how can I forgive her?

Forgive me? What have I done? - Forget it.

No, please go on. What's my fault?

Look, keep quiet.

Everyday, the same thing. Get it over with it today.

Don't make me do this. - What're you so afraid of?

Tell me. - Because of you my son..

Grandma. Enough.

'The thing that everyone knew, yet never mentioned..'

'..came out in the open today.'

'Fathers death was not an accident.'

'He had committed suicide.'

Truth's always bitter.

Nobody knows the truth. Not even you.

No, Gia. Don't cry.

She hates me. - No, darling, she doesn't hate you.

She hates you.

Don't say that. She's upset right now. Everything will be all right.

When will it be all right, Mummy?

Shiv, do you know?

When I was a kid, I'd cry over small things.

Then, my mother would say..

...that Jesus always sends a saviour to wipe our tears.

Saviour? - Angel, darling. Angel.

The angel shall come.

He'll wipe our tears and shower us with happiness.

He'll take away our pain and suffering..

...and leave it somewhere very far.

When will our angel come?

Let's do one thing.

Today, let's ask Jesus for our angel in our prayers. Okay?

You'll end up with that guy.

You'll fall in love with him..

...then marry him and have kids with him. Then..

Then he'll leave all of you one day and vanish.

What will you do then? What will you do?

I'll marry again. What else?

'Dear God, if you're listening..'

'..then please bless us with light in these dark hours.'

'A small ray of hope.'

'And suddenly, the season changed.'

'I don't know how, but the sun moved aside the dark clouds..'

'..and smiled upon us.'

Come on. He's open, he's open. He's open, come on. Come on.

Come on. What you're doing, guys?

Won't you come and teach me, you little jerk.

If I could play, I would've.

Hello, boy. Hello, girl. Hello, doll.

Who are you? What're you doing here?

I'm sorry. I'm Aman. Hello.

Mummy told us to not to talk to str.. str.. Stranglers.

Not Stranglers, silly. It's strangers.

Stranger? I'm not a stranger. I live in the house opposite to yours.

A lie. That stupid uncle Chaddha lives there.

I know stup.. He's my uncle.

You made a boo-boo. - Yes, he made a boo-boo. It's okay.

I know he's a little stupid.

And I've also heard that he has something going on..

...with a silly old hag here.

Old hag.

That's our grandmother. - Oh, no. I made a..

Boo-boo. - I'm sorry.

By the way, what's your grandmother's name?

Grandmother. - What a nice name!

"Listen to the poor.." - What's that?

"..He'll hear your prayers." - Wow, beggars in New York?

She's not a beggar. That's our grandmother.

Oh, God. I'm so sorry for you.

I'll do something about it. - Best of luck.

"He'll listen your prayers."

"if you give us a dollar, He'll bless you with a million." - Hey.

"Listen to the poor.." - Anybody there.

"He'll listen to your prayers." - Hey, Granny.

Ms. Lajo? Ms. Lajo. He answered our prayers.

Who? - Him.

Hey. Oh, Granny.

Granny, right? See here, Granny.

Jennifer Lopez.

Here, Spice Girls. Here.

Oh, God. What happened?

We were worshipping Goddess Saraswati.

You people are not worshipping, but you're torturing Her.

Now, She can't be here herself. So, I request you on Her behalf.

Please, don't sing.

What did you say? - What do you mean, 'what'?

Look at these innocent kids playing here.

It'll be a very bad influence for them.

They'll have no more faith in music.

Who are you to tell us all this? - Yes.

I'm sorry, I didn't introduce myself.

I'm Aman Mathur. Your new neighbour.

Mr. Chaddha's nephew.

Chaddha's nephew?

Ms. Lajo. Don't mind him. My nephew has a sense of humour.

Chaddha and Lajo's love story Spring in Autumn.

She's very hot. - Chaddha.

Lajo. - Ms. Lajo, you shouldn't shout at your age.

If you do, then straight..

If you love singing so much, I'll come and teach you.

So tell me. When should I come to make the fat lady sing?

Chaddha, he has no manners.

What's going on? What's all this noise early in the morning?

Dorky.

How dare he? He says out in the open that we don't know to sing.

Did you hear what he said? He says, I don't know to sing.

He must be Mr. Chaddha's relative. - We should get hold of Mr. Chaddha.

"Who is that stranger I just saw?"

"The more I see her, the more I think of her."

"What should I call her?"

"Hit it."

"Who is that stranger I just saw?"

"Is she a bud, or a ray of sun, or some story?"

"The more I see her, the more I think of her."

"What should I call her?"

"Pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Look at our.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Do you see our.."

"..pretty woman?"

"Pretty woman. You, too, call her.."

"..pretty woman."

"Who is that stranger I just saw?"

"Is she a bud, or a ray of sun, or some story?"

"The more I see her, the more I think of her."

"What should I call her?"

"Pretty woman. Look at our.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Do you see our.."

"..pretty woman?"

"Pretty woman. You, too, call her.."

"..pretty woman."

"Hey, pretty woman."

"Listen up, girl, when you feel this way."

"Don't you see the sunshine coming out today?"

"You got to feel it right. Just like day after night."

"Don't let the sunshine out of your sight."

"Because, I can feel you here. Can you feel it.."

"..when I say that, I can feel you here?"

"Can you feel me here, when I say?"

"I'm crazy about you, pretty woman."

"You glow like gold, you feel like glass."

"Everyone's awestruck. What more do I say?"

"Even I am in awe."

"Her style, that she's so proud of, what's the secret?"

"What more do I say?"

"She's joyous this moment and upset in the next."

"A new form every moment."

"But her every visual aura enamours me."

"The more I see her, the more I think of her."

"What should I call her?"

"Pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Look at our.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Do you see our.."

"..pretty woman?"

"Pretty woman. You, too, call her.."

"..pretty woman."

"Let's rock."

"Her eyes hold mesmerising wine, tresses veils dark clouds."

"Never had I seen such an enchanting beauty."

"The sight of this angel filled my heart with with joy."

"Is this an illusion or not?"

"I don't who her name, neither her address. But I'm sure of one thing."

"Her one glance can leave leave anyone out of bounds."

"The more I see her, the more I think of her."

"What should I call her?"

"Pretty woman. Look at our.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Do you see our.."

"..pretty woman?"

"Pretty woman. You, too, call her.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Look at our.."

"..pretty woman."

"Pretty woman. Do you see our.."

"..pretty woman?"

"Pretty woman. You, too, call her.."

"..pretty woman."

Gia.

Gia. - I'm sorry. Hi, hello. I'm Aman.

I know. Everyone heard it this morning.

I didn't know Mr. Chaddha has a nephew, too.

Even I didn't know my uncle's neighbours were so beautiful.

What? - I was talking about your mother.

Jennifer, right? - Yes.

Jennifer, you're very, very beautiful. - Thank you.

Okay, let me see this. This is Shiv, basketball champ. - Yes.

And this is my sweetheart, Gia.

And you are.. - Not interested.

That shows on your face.

Anyway, it's very nice to meet the rest of you.

Nice to meet you, too. - Thank you.

Do you know, Aman?

This is the first time..

...I ever saw so many colours together in our street.

I know. It's a boring sort of a street.

But don't worry. Now I'm here.

Just wait and watch.

You must be here on important business, right?

No, not at all. - No?

I'm just here to get married. - Really?

Jennifer, I want to marry your daughter. - What?

Do you mind? I'm talking to Gia.

Gia, my sweetheart, will you marry me? - No.

Yes. Please? - No. - No, no.

Hey, what's this? - Doesn't matter.

Tell me one thing. It's just today, or was she born with a bad mood?

She's always been like this. - You shouldn't say that.

Please don't mind her. - No, not at all. It's a childhood problem.

Anyway, lovely to meet you all.

I'll see you guys around 7:00-8:00pm.

7:00-8:00pm? - For dinner.

At your place. I'm your new neighbour.

Obviously, you'll invite me to shower your hospitality, right?

Okay? Okay, okay.

Actually 8:00pm, not 7:00pm. I'm little busy.

Mom.. - And she'll be angry with you for inviting me..

...to dinner as soon as I leave.

But don't worry. It's a childhood problem.

She won't say such things.

Why did you invite him? - Yes, why did you do that?

One minute. You were present there, right?

I didn't invite him. He invited himself.

Ms. Lajo, you remember our Mrs. Sharma?

Who? - The one from 'Kuwari Kudi'.

She said, handsome guys from India come here and lure girls.

Lure girls? For what?

For the card. - Ration card.

Shut up. It's called green card.

Did you hear that?

Lord Guru Nanak, help us.

Oh, forget it, Aunt. Just relax.

It's only a matter of one guy. I can handle an entire army.

I'm inviting Sweetu and Rohit for the dinner as well.

Rohit. - Guy? - Is he a bachelor?

He's a guy and a bachelor, too. And he's Gujarati.

Gujarati? - Then, he must be a vegetarian.

Relax, Grandma. He's my friend.

Like Sweetu. - Sweetu?

What? I was getting ready for my blind date.

Blind date? - Yes, a date with a blind guy.

Oh, that's why she's blindfolding herself.

Aunt.. Aunt, blind date means..

...a guy who has never seen me.

And when he does, he'll become blind.. due to shock.

How rude is that! Anyway, Naina, I can't come tonight.

Bye, all. - Bye, ball.

Make your call. I'm coming, too. Wait for me.

Let's call up Mrs. Sharma from 'Kuwari Kudi'.

Hey, Naina. - Hey, Rohit. - What's up?

What're you doing? - Nothing, I'm with Geeta. - Geeta?

Yes, you remember Geeta? Exchange-student from our class?

She lives in So-Ho with two other girls.

Two other girls?

Wow, Rohit, you've got a bonus.

Well.. I suppose so. Oh. - Rohit?

Rohit. - Yes?

You're coming for dinner tonight at my place. - What, dinner?

Yes. Mom has invited some stupid neighbours for dinner.

So you have to join us, too.

What time? - Sharp 8:00pm.

By 8:00pm? Why such a short notice?

Sorry, Mrs. Sharma. But the honour of my family now lies in your hands.

Ms. Lajo, you've really put me in a tight spot.

Sardar. - And yes, the boy should be a Sardar. Please.

Hey, enter this. They want a Sardar boy.

Should I go then? - Oh, Shut up.

Always ready to get married.

Sorry. Please tell me the address..

What took you so long? - Don't ask. Supermarket..

Jenny, Naina's home. Let me help you. Close the door, darling.

Jenny?

Naina's home. Not so less. We need more.

I said I'll take care of it, Jenny.

Thank you, Aman. You don't really.. - Don't need to thank me?

I'm only trying to impress my mother-in-law.

What say, Gia?

You're very sweet. - You're also very sweet.

Naina. - I know her.

Darling Naina, I forgot to tell you. Rohit called.

He said he'd be late by 15-20 minutes.

Sweet boy. Boyfriend? - Friend.

Mom, I need to speak to you in private.

Gia, go out.

What happened, darling Naina? - Mom.

What're you doing? Naina. - Mom, this Aman..

Aman's mother. - Hello, Aunt. Hello, Uncle.

Where's Ms. Lajo?

Yes, sometimes we're that lucky. - So funny.

Mom, is this our house or theirs? - Mine. - Sister.

Sister, see I got a new T-shirt.

Wow. Who gave it? - Aman.

Mr. Mathur. - Yes, darling Naina.

Don't call me darling. - Then call me Aman.

Naina..

Anything missing? - Salt.

You, too, have the same problem.

Why are you following me? Don't you have anything to do?

The restaurant accounts are so bad. They're so bad.

How dare you? This is our private affair.

That's why I'm prying. - I'm sorry. My son's really crazy.

I'm really sorry. - It's okay.

What's this? When will you let go of your childhood habits?

One tight whack in his childhood would've been enough.

Ms. Lata. I mean, Ms. Lajo. - Forget it.

Mr. Chaddha. - Yes, tell me.

Ms. Lajo, this pink really suits you.

Your blue's not so bad either.

Mr. Blue, Ms. Pink, the dinner's ready.

I can see that. Indian Food.

I'm sure Jenny didn't make it. - Aman helped a lot.

Congratulations on a new servant.

Congratulations on a new son-in-law.

Keep the change.

Oh, waiter. Where's the party? - Your father must be a waiter.

Oh, excuse me. I'm looking for No.29.

Twenty-seven. Kapoors.

Here, my darling son. My dear son.

It's Indian food. You should try everything.

Too much of white bread has turned you white. Here, have some rice.

Bread doesn't give you strength.

My son looks so good. Just like Rakesh Roshan.

Hrithik Roshan. Stop it, Grandma.

Stop it, Sister. Stop it, Sister. Stop it.

This is the first time I'm seeing it in New York.

Last time I had seen it in Mumbai. - What, sister?

BEST bus.

Here's your blind date. I'll get it.

Rohit's here. - Yes, wait. I'll get it.

Grandma. - I said I'll get it.

Hello. - 'Wrong house'. - Hello.

You? Yes, me.

Are you from the bureau? - Yes.

But I had requested for a Sardar?

And I had requested for a young one.

It's not for me. It's for my granddaughter.

Oh. Sweetu, he's here.

Sweetu? Oh, you call her Sweetu at home? Cute.

Come on.

Sweetu.

Guru. - Yes, Lord Guru.

No, no. My name's Guru.

Come in, dear. Let's go.

Mrs. Kapoor? Mrs. Kapoor?

Mrs.. - Ms. Kapoor.

"Come into my arms." - Oh, music.

"Come into my arms."

You look like Sweetu's sister.

I'm Sweetu's sister, you silly boy.

Of course. - What?

What? - What's the matter? Sit down.

Guest is God. - Naughty, Naina.

You never said Rohit was so handsome.

Hello, Rohit. - Who did you call Rohit? Who's Rohit?

Why are you calling him Rohit? His name is..

Guru, Guru, Guru. Come on, get started

Guru? Who Guru?

You Guru. Who Guru?

Forget it. Tell me where do you live?

I live in Jackson Heights.

Before that I had my den across the city of Mumbai..

I left Mumbai and entered the US. What say?

Absolutely fit, dude. Want some chicken? Naina made it.

Who's Naina? - That dorky one.

Who else lives in your house? - Where?

Home? - At home, it's mummy, I and Master.

You mean your father? - Master, the dog.

Never say such things about your father.

Long nose.

Tease!

Okay, Tell me. What do you do?

Video Pirate. - Pilot?

Piracy. Long live video piracy.

You mean, theft.

Hey, dorky. Don't call me a thief. What audacity!

Dear, aren't you afraid?

Why should I be? Big brothers handle everything.

Brothers? How many brothers do you have?

Four brothers. One's up there.

Up there? You mean, even he's a pilot?

Up there means.. - Oh. Poor fellow. I'm so sorry.

Sorry. - It's okay.

What happened?

Mummy, Papa.. - Papa.

They live in Connecticut. - Connecticut.

And I live alone in Manhattan. - Manhattan..

You talk too much. Just look into my eyes..

What do you see?

Bathroom. - Bathroom?

The bathroom's over there. - Where?

There. - It's okay.

It's okay, Rohit. It's okay.

Everything will be all right..

The mother has lost it a bit, but everything will be all right.

Hello. - Hello.

Hey, why are you guys shouting? - Yes, yes.

Hey, Mummy..

Forget mummy. You old hag, I'll scram.

This doesn't work for me.

And this dorky's already thorny like a cactus.

What's sweet about this Sweetu?

You're Sweetu? - Who are you?

You're mine. - Look, I think, I've come to the wrong house.

I was here to meet Naina. Listen, I'm leaving. - No.

I'll take leave, okay? - No, please don't go.

I'm leaving. If you ever need DVDs, videos, remember me.

You all will come, right? - Yes.

Don't go. Please.

Please, don't go. - Please, let me go. For God's sake, let me go.

Please don't go.

Younger brother. - Elder brother. - I'm sorry.

It was my misunderstanding. l.. - You bloody..

Hey, you. Are you all right? Are you? I'm fine.

There's an entire flea market inside. - Taxi.

Rohit. - I'll call you later.

I will also call you later, small one.

Kapoor, Room No.29. - Run, run. - Run.

Trust me. You don't want to go there. - Go, go, go.

Listen..

I don't believe this. You find it funny?

Normal people find such situations funny.

What do you mean? Are you trying to say I'm not normal?

If you're normal, then I'm Sridevi.

Well, according to me, you're not normal.

Since morning, you've been behaving as if you've known us for years.

Not years, darling. I've known you since eons.

In fact, I feel we share a bond that transcends several lifetimes.

Listen, you're our neighbour. So behave like one.

Okay. Open the door. Excuse me, may I borrow half a cup milk?

What're you doing?

You asked me to behave like a neighbour, since I'm one.

So may I have half a cup of milk?

So funny. - I know.

See, please take this happy-go-lucky nature..

...and knock on someone else's door. - Okay.

Because we're genuinely not interested. And I'm warning you..

What happened? - What's your problem?

Problem? - Yes. Why do you feel..

...your weak shoulders have to bear the weight of the entire world?

Who are you?

Down, dorky.

What's the point of praying to God..

...when you can't value His gift of life?

Excuse me, what do you know about my life anyway?

Not much. But I know enough to say..

...that you're not happy with what you have.

But look at your life through someone else's eyes.

You'll realise you have a lot.

Now, I have to sit through this lecture

Listen. Live, be happy, smile. Who knows..

...tomorrow may never come.

Wow. What a thought, isn't it?

Tomorrow may never come. I'm too good.

Anyway. I'll teach you to smile.

It's a simple three-part process. One.. two.. three..

Try, one.. two.. three..

Try it. One.. two.. three..

Don't touch me.

Oh, God, this poor soul has forgotten her smile.

But don't worry.

Just keep practicing and the smile will be back, okay?

You know. Your problem is, you think that you are..

I know, I'm very hot.

But you're not my type. I'm sorry.

Meanwhile, just practice.

Forget it. I'm sorry. - Once more.

'I kept thinking the whole night. Was that idiotic Aman right?'

'Had I really forgotten to smile?'

Of course she smiles.

The last time she smiled was when..

Now she'll smile at her wedding.

Whenever she was with her father, she used to smile.

She'll smile when she gets a call from my big brother.

What a beautiful smile.

Whose?

Priya. Who else?

Wedding photograph.

Where did you find it?

I found it in your file.

I spoke to Priya this morning.

She said you're meeting her today?

Yes. Actually, I was about to leave.

Should I come with you?

What will you do there?

In any case, I want to speak to Priya in person.

Are you not scared?

I'm not scared.

You worry unnecessarily. There's nothing to worry.

Come here. Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right.

Nothing will be all right.

You won't find any guy, until you lose your weight.

But I'm trying Naina, aren't I? - I can see that.

Wow. He's so cute, Naina.

You think, he's cute? - You don't find any guy cute.

That's not true. - I can't hear anything. No.

You were listening to our conversation?

I wasn't, but I was trying to.

But how will I hear anything, if you speak so softly?

Excuse me. Come on. Move.. move your behind. Move your behind.

We didn't meet last time.

I'm cranky's new neighbour, Aman - Cranky?

Hi, I'm cranky's old neighbour, Sweetu.

Oh, Sweetu? Oh, so sweet, Sweetu.

Shut up. We were talking. - Shut up. Now we're talking.

Look, Sweetu, anyone who loves you because of your figure..

...must be blind. - He'll be wrong to do that. Ignore her.

He should look deeply into your heart..

You're right. - I'm always right.

Tell me something..

Is there a guy here you like? - That one.

What.. I mean, wow. Yes.

Ram Dayal? Ram Dayal. Ram Dayal.

Ram Dayal, here.

His name's Ram Dayal? You know him?

No. But he looks the Ram Dayal type.

Ram Dayafi. Ram Dayak Hey, Ram Dayan.

Talking to me. - Yes, I'm talking to you, Ram Dayal.

My name's Frankie.. - Oh. Frankie Ram Dayal.

Frankie Ram Dayal, my girlfriend here wants to leave me for you.

She says you are a cool dude. Your hairstyle's so wow.

What do I do, Sweetu, if I haven't seen Dil Chahta Hai [Hindi movie]?

So what if I don't know much about hairstyles?

Are you going to leave me for this shrivelled mango? - What?

Sorry, Ram Dayal.

How'd you feel if I leave you for this dorky? - What?

You're a lucky dog, Ram Dayal.

Go, Sweetu.. Go, live your life be happy. May you prosper.

And be happy with Ramu. - Ramu?

Is he coming here?

Come fast.

Hi, Frankie here. - Hi, I'm Jaspreet.

Just.. what?

Sweetu. - Sweetu? Sweet name.

I am a DJ at Club Nirvana. And tonight's what? Retro night?

So why don't you guys come along? And get your mummy along.

Anyway, you take care, man. Hang in there.

Everything will be all right. Don't worry.

Take care. Bye. - Bye.

How was my performance?

Awesome. - Awful.

You're jealous because now Sweetu has a boyfriend..

...and you don't, Mummy. - I do. I have a boyfriend.

You do? - You do? Who's he?

Rohit.

But you said Rohit was just a friend?

I said that because I don't reveal my personal life to everyone.

But you should've at least told me.

Sweetu, don't mind.

We'll go to the disco, and our cranky mummy won't be coming along.

Of course she'll be there. Rohit and I, will come.

We won't go. - Why?

I said no. - Rohit.

Geeta's coming over for dinner.

You can do all that, but you can't come with me?

Naina, try and understand, dear. Geeta said she really likes me.

Why won't she, Rohit? After all she's found a father for her kids..

Stupid. Liar. - So she's a liar. And you?

I lied because that stupid Aman irritates me a lot

He just met you yesterday. How can he irritate you so much?

Do you know what he was saying? - What?

You won't believe. He says I don't laugh, I can't smile.

I don't have a life. That I don't know how to live.

Naina, it's all true.

I know. But why should I hear it from him?

Two cream bagels, please.

Low fat. - Low fat.

I want to show him that even I can have a boyfriend..

Someone who's cool, handsome, hot. How much? - Three dollars.

Thank you. - What did you say?

How much? - Three dollars.

No. Before that. - Before what?

Before 'how much'? - Three dollars.

Just a second, lady.

Oh, that. That you're cool, handsome and hot. - Really?

Do you really think I'm hot?

Of course, Rohit. But you're right.

Just for that stupid Aman we don't have to.. - No.. No. Let's do it.

Let's do what? - You know. Me boyfriend, you girlfriend.

What about Geeta? - Who Geeta?

All right, Rohit. So we'll meet this evening at Nirvana, 9:00pm. Okay?

Yes. What do you say? We guys own the night?

Having fun? - Yes. - Yes.

Hey, Sweetu, I'm going to the DJ cabin.

You want to come, beauty? - Yes, sure.

Aman, did you hear what he called me? I love you, Aman.

Now go and love him.

So tell me. Where did you two meet?

In a park. - Park?

In a park?

But I thought, you two studied together in the MBA classes?

So what? Can't we meet in a park?

Of course you can. But what were you doing in a park?

Very good question. And..

I had taken my doggy for a walk.

And she had taken her doggy for a walk.

That's strange. But Naina doesn't have a doggy. - She doesn't.

I do. I had taken my neighbour's doggy for a walk.

Oh, that's even stranger. I'm your neighbour.

And I don't have a doggy either.

Naina, you silly, silly girl. You are forgetting.

You took my doggy for a walk that day.

Rohit, you silly, silly boy.

If she took your doggy for a walk..

...then whose doggy did you take in the park?

I have two doggies.

In fact, I have lots of doggies.

At times even I feel like a doggy.

And then we met at a mutual friend's place.

What's the name of your friend?

Geeta. - Geeta?

Hi. - Geeta with those two filthy children is here.

What? - Hello, Geeta. - Hi.

Rohit, what're you doing here?

You said you were going out with your family? - Yes.

Meet my mummy and my papa.

He's a funny man. Geeta, my child.

I just found out that their love story began at your place.

My house? What? - Oh, I'm sorry. You're not that one?

Are you not the same Geeta who has two dirty children?

Dirty children? How dare you?

Are you crazy? They're little angels.

Shut up, you liar. You didn't even tell me that you had a girlfriend.

I didn't know it myself either.

She's not my girlfriend. - She's not your girlfriend?

I'm out of here. - I shall see you, Geeta my child. Bye-bye.

Rohit, I'm very confused. What's going on?

Ask her. - Naina, what's going on? I'm very confused.

You just shut up. You knew.

You knew all along that Rohit and I are not together.

Then why the drama? - You're the one who started it, not me.

It's you. - This is all your fault.

You were the one to tell me to laugh, sing, smile.

That's not how it was. It was..

Rohit. - Oh, please. Just keep quite.

What do you think? Coming here, dancing, singing and drinking..

...means living your life? Well, anyone can do that.

But I don't want to.

Because you can't. You're a bore.

Yes, you're quiet boring.

Tell me about Geeta. I think, she is very hot. - She's very hot, man.

I hope you're not the father of one of her kids. - Are you crazy?

Give me her telephone number.

Nice. Come on.

Yes. Come on. Go for it.

Way to go. - Come on.

Wonderful! Hey naked girl, come down!

Are you talking to me? - Yes, baby. I am talking to you.

Get down, come on!

Get down you stupid girl!

Stop this music.

"We're just dancing. Hey honey. Dancing this night away."

She's taking her clothes off.

Doesn't matter. Everyone's naked here. Have a look.

Come on, Naina.

"Has my heart gone crazy? It asks me what's the need to fear?"

"When your body swings to the tune, why hesitate or feel shy?"

"Open up and dance, open up and sing."

"Come and say it out loud.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

"Who knows, who meets whom."

"it's the time to disco."

"Has my heart gone crazy? It asks me what's the need to fear?"

"When your body swings to the tune, why hesitate or feel shy?"

"Open up and dance, open up and sing."

"Come and say it out loud.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

"Who knows, who meets whom."

"it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco.."

"The body swirls to these amazing beats."

"A tempest brews in my breath."

"it has left us mesmerised. So much so, that we've lost ourselves."

"You, too, lose yourself, and enjoy every moment."

"if somebody stops you, then say it out loud.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

"Say it to whoever you meet.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"We're just dancing."

"Hey, honey, we're just dancing. Dancing the night away."

"Dancing the night away."

"We're just dancing."

"Hey, honey, we're just dancing. Dancing the night away."

"This colourful evening rocks to every beat."

"This sober ambience seems besotted."

"There's no need to remain in one's senses in here."

"The heartbeats throb, and heart's lively."

"Is it right to stay the way we are?"

"if you have more to say, then say it out loud.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

"Try to understand her"

"it's the time to disco.."

"Has my heart gone crazy? It asks me what's the need to fear?"

"When your body swings to the tune, why hesitate or feel shy?"

"Open up and dance, open up and sing. Come and say it out loud.."

"..it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

"Who knows, who meets whom."

"it's the time to disco."

"it's the time to disco."

Yes. What? - Listen, I'm telling you..

Yes, Naina.. Naina..

"It's the time to disco." - I think, she's drunk.

Rohit, just a minute. Naina fell down.

Rohit.. has fallen, too. - "Who knows, who meets whom."

Okay, then. - "It's the time to.."

"..disco." - Disco.

Let go of me. Leave me. - Are you Muhammad Ali?

Naina. - How dare you?

What's going on? Come, let's go home.

You? Who are you?

Who am I?

I'm Aman and you're Naina, okay?

He's Muhammed Ali. - Yes, I know. - Shut up. I'm leaving.

Hey, Naina, what's going on?

I'll box you. - Why? Didn't you say laugh, smile, live?

Well, now when I'm enjoying..

...you want me to go home?

You're so confused.

Hey, even I'm confused. Is he Muhammed Ali?

Shut up. I'm leaving.

Listen, listen, Naina.. Naina. Listen to me. - No, just leave me.

Hey, listen to me. - No, leave me.

Shut up.

Stop misbehaving. Otherwise, I'll whack you.

Why are you shouting? - I'm not shouting.

Excuse me.. - And you also, shut up.

Now, you two.

Hold hands and start walking.

Idiot. Not each others'. Come here. Hold my hand. Now, come on..

"It's the time to disco.. disco." - "it's the time to disco.. disco."

Please, please both of you shut up.

Okay. - And you, especially.

What is it? - Can I say something?

Yes.

It feels like we're all going to school.

Yes. Papa used to hold my hand like this and take me to school.

What happened to you? - I miss papa.

I'm sorry. When did he die?

He's alive. Can't I miss him when he's alive?

Of course.

I miss my papa very much..

Why did he leave us? I miss him.

Yes. - Thank you, sir.

Hey, Naina. You don't look nice when you cry.

You look nice when you're angry.

Whenever you miss your father..

...remember me. You'll get angry.

I really like you, Naina.

My day feels incomplete if I don't see you.

Hey, I'm not cute, okay?

I'm Muhammad Ali. - No, you're cute.

I'll box you on.. I'll box you on your nose just now. l..

Come on, let's go. - Muhammad Ali.

Good morning, Laila. - Good morning, Rohit.

Laila. - Rohit.

Laila, you can speak? - Yes, l..

What do you mean I can speak?

Sorry. Last night the two of you had gone berserk. I dropped you here.

It was very late. So I slept here. - No problem.

Okay, can I have some water, please. - Please, get it yourself.

Oh, God, last night.

Good morning, Kantaben. - Kanta.

The newspaper and breakfast are ready.

What should I get for the guest?

Banana and some apples.

Rohit, won't you introduce me?

This is.. - Aman.

And this is.. - Kantaben. Kantaben, how are you? Fine?

Rohit, Anything else?

Nothing else. - Kantaben..

"Kantaben!"

So you didn't meet Naina in a park?

Park? - Yes.

No. We met in the MBA classes.

You know.. I didn't like her the first time I met her.

But now.. - I know..

It's so strange? You guys are so close to each other.

You do everything together.

You even take your dogs for walks together. What else..

I mean, do you want more? - No, no, pal. No more.

With Naina? I'm happy with just friendship.

Not Naina. I was talking about the milk. Do you want more?

Oh. Yes, please. - Here, have a good day. Thank you.

See you. - See you later, man.

Sorry. I forgot to tell you.

I didn't know much about Naina. But now I know everything.

Thanks to your diary.

Hey, you read my diary? - Not all of it.

Only the part where you've mentioned that you wear red underwear.

Oh, man. Aman, that's not cool. You can't read my dairy.

Jenny.

Hi.

How was our service?

I liked it. Especially that.. Amen! Amen! I'll come every Sunday.

Coming, Father. - Okay, see you. Bye-bye.

You? - You? What're you doing here?

You follow me wherever I go. I beg you. Please stop following me.

You know what.. - You're back again. Please go away. Go.

Naina.. Naina, I'm joking with you. Come on.

Listen, I have something to say to you.

I don't want to listen to anything.

You shouldn't say 'no' in God's abode.

L.. - Shut up.

Last night, for the first time I felt..

...that you're like any other ordinary girl.

But for some reason, you're hiding that girl inside you.

And one more thing.

Wherever your papa is, he's looking at you.

Your anger, your sorrow.. He's watching everything.

And perhaps, he's even crying along with you.

Now, you can't wipe his tears.

But you can keep him from crying by being happy and smiling.

You know, with your dimple. Oh, no, wrong side.

This one. Yes. Come on.

And, Naina, please leave my hand.

What will people say?

Dimple. "Amen". - May I, sweetheart?

'Aman Mathur's magic was spreading all around me.'

'Believe it or not, but everyone listened to him.'

'Grandma, Kammo and Vimmo gave up singing..'

'..and embraced a new headache. As a result we all were..'

"Struck down."

"Oh, Lord. - Struck down."

Wow. Wonderful.

'If that was the situation upstairs..'

'..then downstairs was a cookery special.'

Not half, put a full spoon. - No, put half a spoon.

Put a full spoon, Listen to me.

I'm a mother. No, put half a spoon. Please.

What? You emptied the whole bottle?

I'm open. Come on, come on. I'm open.

'Aman could do anything. Anything.'

'Gia's perfect family had a new guest.'

'Aman. I love you, Aman.'

'And as for me. You'll never believe it.'

'I was laughing. I had learnt to smile.'

'I was still afraid.'

'So much of happiness?'

'What if sorrow was just round the corner?'

What happened?

Why are you sitting quiet? Someone died?

Shut up, Aman. Listen.

I need some more time.

No. You can't have more time.

The restaurant's about to close. You have to order now.

I'm not talking about the restaurant. - I am joking, Priya.

You know.. - Priya, I'm.. I'm joking, Priya.

It's not the time to joke. - Okay.

It's a serious problem. - All right.

I had told you before you came to New York..

What're you trying to say? I shouldn't have come to New York?

When did I say that? - Isn't that what you're saying?

I shouldn't have come to New York?

I give up. - What?

You told me to come. What? - You don't understand.

I need time. Yours and mine. - Okay.

No more jokes. I understand, Priya.

I came to New York just because of you. For you.

Now, I'll do whatever you ask me to.

And as for time..

...every moment I have is yours.

How much time? - Two months.

We have to leave this place in two months.

If you don't mind. Can I do something?

Oh, Lord. Is it so bad that we have to rely on a Gujarati?

I wonder who's proved unlucky for us.

Must be you. - Daughter-in-law.

When have you ever helped me that you're feeling so bad about?

Mom, please. Now the two of you don't start.

This is a serious problem. - With a simple solution.

Shut up, Aman. It's our family matter.

That's why I'm saying.

But we're not.. - Shut up, dorky.

Listen, Jenny, your restaurant doesn't run.

It shouldn't. How would it run? And why should it run?

What does your restaurant serve..

...that's not available anywhere else on this street?

Nothing. Zilch. Zero.

Come here. Why does that Chinese restaurant do so well?

How are you?

Indian-Chinese, brothers forever. Idiots. - Bloody fools.

The bloody fools' restaurant works..

...because they brought their culture and their country to this place.

Am I wrong? - Not at all.

We should do the same.

We have a power which we should take advantage of. That is, India.

We must bring India to New York. Yes. And.. Including Gujarat.

Yes, man. I'm with you. - Right on.

We have to bring India here. Bring it on every street.

Spread it in all directions.

I don't believe this nonsense. - I told you to shut up.

Because India can do anything..

...anywhere, any time. So what are they?

They are Chinese.

Yes. I meant, Chinese, Japanese, Korean or whatever.

But, Aman.. - No, Jenny. Try.

There's no harm in trying.

Because those who try never lose. Never.

Come on, everybody. Buck up. Come on, all India.

You're with me. Come on, Punjab.

Whoever tries, succeeds. - Lord's the only one.

Yes, that's the spirit. Gujarat, come on.

Yes. Jenny. Yes, Sweety. Yes, Frankie.

"Every time."

"Say along, friend."

"We shall triumph, and they bite the dust."

"Every time."

"Say along, friend."

"We shall triumph, and they bite the dust."

"Fear should never haunt us."

"March ahead."

"Break loose from all the shackles. - March ahead."

"A lone finger can be broken."

"But five of them make a fist."

"Nobody should win over us. - March ahead."

"Anyone who confronts us, shall be annihilated."

"We will stir the earth."

"Everyone will witness our might."

"Who is the king and who is the pauper?"

"Whatever happens, let it happen. - March ahead."

"Nobody should bow their heads. - March ahead."

"Nobody should win over us. - March ahead."

"Anyone who confronts us, shall be annihilated. - March ahead."

Excuse me. Are you open? - Yes.

Yes, Jenny.

Why? - Yes, why?

What why?

You came into our life all of a sudden, and changed everything.

I mean, you don't even know us. I just don't understand, as to why..

I did all this for you.

I did all this because of you, Naina.

Isn't that what you wanted to hear?

No, no. - Good, good. Even I'm just kidding.

Aman. - Naina.

Naina, eyes.

Have you seen your mother's eyes?

There's a lot of pain in them.

Whatever I did, it's for those eyes.

You know.. I have a problem.

I can't stand a mother's pain.

Because mothers are very strange.

When God made them..

...He gave everything that were meant to be here, here, in their hearts.

So they always think from here, reason from here.

And love from here.

And they have another problem. They listen to others' conversation.

And shed tears over the smallest of things.

I'm sure mine must be crying right now.

Crazy fellow.

What?

I did so much for you. The least you can do is thank me.

Thank You.

Hey, dorky.

Naina.

Naina.

What happened, Naina? - I can't see anything.

NOW?

What's going on?

The glasses are gone. You're looking pretty.

You're even laughing?

I mean, where's Naina? - Shut up.

I'm always happy when I'm with you. - How sweet.

Rohit, can I ask you something?

Why even bother asking? My answer's yes. - What?

Ask. - Has this ever happened to you?

Initially you hate someone..

...and then suddenly you like that someone a little.

And then a lot. And then.. - Then?

Then.. You know.

Why are you asking me all this?

No reason.

No reason? - Yes, no reason.

Naina, Come on. - I'm going.

No, listen. Come on, tell me. - Rohit, I'm going.

At least hear my answer.

"Something has happened."

"Something has definitely happened."

She's in love? - There is nothing called love.

If she gets married, it'll be arranged.

Love? The body knows no love. All it knows is hunger.

Hungry for lust.

Love, songs from Yash Chopra's movies.

Love.. Love is to chill.

Love.. I'll tell you right away.

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"Since past couple of days, it feels as if.."

"..everything is different and everything is new."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"I forget things."

"I hum unknowingly."

"Now, I even smile in solitude."

"Something's different.. about my style."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"Ever since my heart melted.."

"..even my mood seems to get along."

"Nowadays, I meet everyone with a smile."

"Happiness overflows.. whoever meets me."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"All the colours appear to glitter."

"I feel like I'm walking among stars."

"Even the flowers seem more attractive."

"Fragrance.. fills the breeze."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"I seem to be more concerned about myself."

"I always wonder how I look."

"if I find a mirror, I admire.."

"..how this face.. glows."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

"Something has definitely happened."

"Love has happened."

"The intoxication, that we both are in."

"The stream that we both flow in."

"Perhaps, this is what they call love."

"When you find love.. - You lose your heart."

"Something has happened. Something has definitely happened."

Love. In love, life appears beautiful.

Every dream appears to be attainable.

You find new destinations.

Even the wind changes its course.

Eyes start to notice colours.

And now.. even red starts to look nice.

Every moment, every second, always, lips say the same name.

Naina. - Aman. - Sweetu.

Sweetu, Sweetu, Sweetu..

Do you love him?

I love Frankie. - I love Aman.

What?

You deaf? I love Naina.

Where are you?

I'm here.. at home.

Okay. I'll be there. Yes.

Priya, I have to go. - Where?

Something important has come up.

What can be more important than this?

I'll tell you later. I'm sorry. - Aman.

I love you.

I love him. Sweetu, I love him.

I never thought this would happen to me.

That, too, Aman. You know.

Initially, everything about him used to drive me mad.

But now, I love those things.

I think of him day and night.

It feels as if.. he's present with me all the time.

Hey, Naina. - Oh, my God. You think I've lost it?

No. You haven't lost it. This is love.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited.

You're in love and I'm in love. - I know.

But what should I do now?

What do you mean what you should do? Go and tell her. That's it.

It's not that easy, Sweetu.

I mean, I don't know what he feels for me.

How would you know, unless you ask her?

Come on. Go and tell her. Be a man.

Yes, Naina, tell him.

Even I'm going to confess my love to Frankie today. You should, too.

Do it. - Do it.

Come on, Naina, do it.

Do it.

Hello? - Hi, Rohit.

Naina.

Why did you call him? - You should've called her first.

Naina.. I'm sorry. You first. - Rohit, I want to ask you something.

And want to tell you something, too.

Oh, wow. Even I want to ask you something.

Yes, tell me. - Not like this.

How about 4:00pm, at Water's Edge? - Cool.

Okay, great. Bye. See you there.

Yes. Wow. I'm going to confess my love to her.

I love you, Aman. I love you. - I love you, too.

I love you. - I love you, too.

Thank you. You're the best. - I love you.

You're the best, man. I love you. - I love you.

I'm so excited. Thank you so much. Wow.

Did you hear anything? - No, I didn't.

Thanks, man.

"Kantaben."

Keep the change. - Oh, she's here. Start.

Hi. - Hi. - Nice place.

Nice dress. - Nice tie.

Okay, STOP- - Okay.

I love Aman.

You.. love.. Aman. You love Aman.

God, you love Aman.

Yes, l.. I knew it..

I knew, you were hiding something from me.

You naughty, naughty girl, Naina.

I knew, you'd be shocked with the news. - Shock?

I can't tell you how shocked I am!

Oh, my God, Rohit. I'm really nervous.

Do you think he loves me?

Only somebody insane won't love you, Naina.

Come on, Rohit, let's be serious.

Should I tell him?

No. - What?

Go. Please go. Right now. Of course.

Okay. Here I go.

Naina. - What?

When you tell him, please give him these flowers.

Oh, Rohit, you're so cute. I love you.

Thank you. Bye.

I love you, too.

Mother. I'm home.

Hey, Aman. It's me.

"Something has definitely happened."

Hi. - No, thank you. We don't want to buy anything.

Just kidding. Come on in. Come on in.

Thank you. - No, not now..

Oh, later? It's good, you came.

I just made some tea. Will you have some?

Oh, God. Look at your hair. One second.

Let me dry it. Come here. - No.

You're catching a chill. - Aman.

Yes, much better. Sit down. Sit.

Now, tell me. Will you have something to eat? - No, thank you.

Good. There's nothing at home anyway.

New dress.

Thank you. You like it? I bought it today.

I hate it. Why did you buy it?

It's raining outside.

And I'm inside my house.

I know.

Even I know, Naina, that it's raining outside. I can see it.

Aman. l..

L.. - I've got it so far.

L.. - What're you stammering for? Speak up.

I'm going. - No, I'm joking. I'm sorry.

It's raining outside. And your dress is very nice.

Come on, let's talk. Where were we?

'B -

Who's this? - Who?

This?

That's me.

I know that. But who's this?

That's Priya

Pfiya?

Yes. Priya, my wife.

She's the reason why mother and I came to New York.

Oh, yes, I never told you. Silly me.

I keep talking about everything..

...and forget to mention what matters.

Listen. Priya and I got married three years ago.

Marriage's okay.

But after that, it's the usual husband-wife squabbles.

One day, I went overboard.

You know how I am. I can be a bit rude.

She got angry, left home and came to New York.

Her parents live here. My mother and I followed her here.

To take our Priya back home.

But she's still angry with me.

She says, she needs more time. Yes, yes.

But I know, everything will be all right.

You know how it is? Isn't she pretty?

Yes.

Hey, why are you crying? Oh, God. All women are the same.

Don't worry. Everything will be all right.

I'm telling you, everything will be all right.

Can I go? - Please stay, Priya.

See? Naina. l.. I'm feeling sad.

Me, too. I'm going.

Flowers?

They're not for you.

They're for uncle Chaddha.

If it were not for you, we never would've met them.

My blessings, my child.

Won't you wait a little more?

No, Aunt. It's okay.

It's raining outside. You'll get wet. Take this towel?

Bye, Aman. - Bye.

You love her, don't you?

Who, Mother?

No, Mother, it's not like that. I don't love Naina.

But I never said Naina?

I don't love her.

I'm your mother. You can't lie to me.

So what do you want me to do?

Tell her the truth?

If you can't hear the truth, in spite of knowing everything..

...how will Naina bear it?

What should I do, Mother? What should I say?

How should I say that for the first time..

...this heart has felt for someone?

For the first time, this heart is beating for someone.

For the first time, this heart has loved someone.

Naina, the love in my heart has all the strength..

...but the heart itself is very weak.

How do I give her my weak heart, Mother?

How do I tell her..

...that the girl in the photo is not my wife.

She's my friend.. my doctor.

Who's trying her best day and night..

...to keep me alive for few more days? That l.. Darn it.

I'm dying, Mother.

That's not true.

That's not true.

Priya said the transplant's possible.

After that, everything will be all right. Everything.

Everything.. will be all right.

I'm your son, Mom. You can't lie to me.

No, Mom, please.

What will I do, if you become so weak? Please, Mom.

I'll hide my tears and pain.

But will you be able to hide your love?

It's not my love any more.

It's someone else's.

And I have to help it reach its destination.

That's my only dream now.

And this is the least He could do for me.

He has to.

Priya, I want to ask you something.

Tell me the truth. Do I have very little time?

Aman, you know.. - Am.. Yes. Correct, That stupid face.

How do you make that face? I tried a lot. Is it doctor special?

Aman, be serious. - Okay, I'm serious.

What did you tell Naina? - What did you tell Naina [Eyes]? Wow.

Actually, Naina has a mental problem.

She thinks whoever loves her will leave her.

If I leave her too, she'll go totally nuts.

She's already half a nut.

Anyway, you know Priya, what effect I have on girls. I'm so hot, baby.

Yes, yes. Except me, of course. - Yes. That's because you're taller.

It'll take time, but it'll definitely have an effect.

You really love her, don't you? - Yes, I do.

I can't believe it.

I've known you for so many years, but I've never seen you like this.

How can you love her so much?

It's kind of strange.

All my life I avoided love.

And now when life wants to avoid me, I've bumped into love.

Be honest, Priya. Do I really have very little time?

Can't anything be done?

Tell me the truth, please.

No.. Aman, you know..

As soon as you get a donor.. - Without your stupid doctor face.

You know?

Aman, it's really not funny. It's really not funny.

I'm not being funny.

I'm not being funny. Come on, give me a hug, please. - No.

Come on. How will it have an effect then?

Along hug for a long lady. Come on.

Please. Give me a hug.

Is it having any effect?

Do you hear the heartbeat? Yes?

'While it was a season of heartbeats at one end..'

'..it was a season of heartbreaks at the other.'

'One was my heart, the other was Gia's.'

'Her Aman turned out unfaithful.'

I love you, Aman.

'And poor Rohit. Even Laila had found someone.'

'But Rohit? Well.. But the greatest heartbreak was..'

He doesn't love me, Naina.

Sweetu, don't cry. Relax. Everything will be all right.

What relax, Naina? He doesn't love me.

He says, he's confused. Silly boy.

I don't blame him. - How rude is that?

He wants to go to London.

To join some Bhangra [Punjabi folk dance] group.

Bhangra group? - Yes.

And do you know the name of the group? 'Forget Daler. Look at us'.

What kind of a name is that?

Tissue.

Thank you.

'And while we children were nursing our heartaches..' - Frankie.

'..The elders were finding their mates.'

And can you believe it?

Those stupid red roses ended up back in my house.

Enough is enough.

And if red roses are in, then out goes the red dress.

Hi. I'd like to return this dress. Sorry. Not my colour.

Oh. Hi. - Not mine either.

Hey. So you didn't like it? - No.

And you? - No.

'Nice dress. - Nice tie.'

Oh. What happened with Aman?

What? He's married? Why didn't he tell you before?

You think, I'd have fallen in love if I knew?

Now? - What now?

Before, I didn't know to fall in love. Now, I can't fall out of it.

But I have to.

Otherwise, my heart and I, will end up all alone.

Hey. You'll never be alone. I'll always be there.

Why are you being so nice to me? - Well, I'm a nice guy.

You could've spared a heartbreak, had you loved me.

Rohit. - You see. That's the problem.

You never take me seriously.

But you never are serious?

Right now. - You don't really mean that.

Not at all.

Will you ever love someone again?

'My silence said it all.'

'And Rohit realised, that his first love..'

Has to be forgotten.

I have to forget my first love.

I have to forget my first love.

'It's not that easy.'

First love? Yes. - It's not easy at all.

It's not that easy to forget your first love.

My first love, Dev Anand.

My first and last love, Ms. Lajo.

My first love, Lovechand.. - ..Kukreja.

You too? - You too?

My first love.

Basanti, from Borivali. She refused, I bumped her off.

Rohit, you can't forget your first love.

You can never forget it.

I won't allow you to.

Listen, Rohit, if you don't call me back, l.. I'll do something.

Please, Rohit. Rohit, please call me back.

Please, Rohit. - "Kantaben."

That's it. Keep it up.

What's all this, Dad?

Nude girls. Enjoy, ENJOY-

I don't want to enjoy.

Don't want to enjoy?

Is everything normal?

Normal means? - No, Kantaben mentioned something..

What did she say? - That.. that..

That you're in love with someone.

How does she know about it?

She knows you since childhood. Of course she'd know.

Anyway, it doesn't matter.

Me love isn't reciprocated. So..

Thank God. - Thank God?

I'm telling you that I'm in love. I want to get married.

I want to have children with my love, and you're..

Children? Is that possible?

Of course it's possible. Why won't it be possible?

Yes, that's true. This is America. Anything's possible.

Oh, the horror.

I asked for a daughter-in-law.

Instead, I'm blessed with a son-in-law.

Son-in-law? - Yes. Kantaben was telling me..

...that you.. closet.. Forget it.

Oh, my God. No. No.

I'm in love with a girl. Naina.

It's all normal.

Yes. It's normal.

Yes. Normal? - Yes. Yes.

Then what's the problem, man?

It's a long story.

Later with the long story. Why don't you come home?

Your mom misses you a lot.

"My Rohit's home, oh, Lord Ram."

"My Rohit's home, oh, Lord Ram."

"Oh, Rohit's back, oh, Lord Ram."

"My Rohit's home, oh, Lord Ram."

Now, what's all this, Mom?

This is mango juice, and this is khus [Poppy seeds]. No fuss. - Yes.

Not this. What's with all the dance and music?

Oh, that? It's our silver jubilee wedding anniversary rehearsals.

We're going to perform that day. What will you do?

I don't want to do anything. I mean, come on.

And by the way, how can it be your 25th wedding anniversary..

...when I'm 28-years-old?

No, no.

Actually, we're trying to hide our age..

...from the Gujju [Gujarati] community.

I'm sure that much of cheating is allowed. - Yes, we're still young.

And who are these people?

That? Now, you're a GCGC..

GCGC? - Good Catch Of Gujju Community. - Dad.

But don't worry about them. We've found you a girl. - See.

What? - Marriage's fixed for Navratri.

Here's the photo.

And this is her horoscope. It's a perfect match. - Absolutely.

And look here. This is your honeymoon brochure.

Mummy, he got my honeymoon brochures.

And that's not all. If you have a baby boy, we'll call him Jignesh.

And if it's a girl, it'll be.. - Jigisha.

So then the pet name will be common, too. Jiggi. - Jiggi.

Okay? - No, it's not okay.

I'm not marrying this girl.

I won't marry any girl.

Everything's normal, isn't it?

Everything's normal, Dad. It's not that.

Why don't you understand?

I don't want to get married.

Are you sure?

Good looking and rich.

Bingo. - Bingo. - Sorry?

Hi, I'm Camilla.

Nice name.

My phone number's even better. - Take it.

What? - Note down the phone number.

'And if the Gujju community were forging new relationships.'

'How was it possible for us Punjabis to be left behind?'

Mom. Why do these 'Private and confidential' letters keep coming?

Best of luck.

This is our Naina.

She's very beautiful.

Naina, this is Kammo's brother and his family. She's..

This is my life, my wife Pammi. - Hello.

That's my elder son, Montu. - Hello.

That's his wife, Jassi. - Hello.

And that's my shy and coy son, Bantu.

Hello. - And I'm the eldest. Their aunt.

Do PP. - PP?

Pairi Paina [Touching of feet]. What else?

And yes, I forgot. These are my grandchildren.

Bhagat Singh and Bhagat Singh..

Greetings. - Two Bhagat Singhs?

When there can be two films..

...why can't there be two grandchildren with the same name?

You're absolutely right.

Grandma, I need to speak to you.

Can you please come with me to the kitchen? - Of course..

She loves me a lot.

You, please eat. - Yes. Please eat

What's all this?

What do you mean? It's Kammo's brother and his family.

They've come from India, especially to meet us. Very healthy family.

I can see that. But what're they doing here?

Oh, they're here with a marriage proposal. What else?

Oh, wow. Congratulations. Then you should get married. - Naina.

They can hear everything. - I don't care.

Tell them to leave. - Why should they leave?

Listen, you're 23-years-old.

How will our community perceive us, if you don't marry?

You might care about the community, but I don't.

I'm not interested in getting married. - Why not?

If you're so interested in marriage, then why don't you get married?

Mr. Chaddha will be ready. - Naina.

They can hear. Just look, how rude she is.

It's all because of you.

You should've tried to be a responsible mother..

...instead of running around that stupid hotel of yours.

I remember my duties as a mother.

Don't forget that I have had to be both father..

...and mother to my children!

Whose fault is it? - Just stop it.

You talk about duties? It's the duty of a family to teach love.

Children in other families grow up around their elders' love.

We've only seen your hatred. Only hatred.

After papa's death..

...has there been even a single day when the two of you didn't fight?

Who would want to forge a bond with these bitter relationships?

Who'd want to marry me?

Tell me, who'd marry me?

Hello. - Hello.

So you guys want to marry into this family?

Bad Idea. We're all lunatics..

...and we'll drive all of you to lunacy, too.

Goodbye.

Please have that big Iaddoo [Sweet] please.

You love Aman and he's married.

Why did you fall in love, Naina?

Do not be silly, Mom.

You think, I'd have fallen in love, if I knew?

No.

Now why are you crying?

Because I know you well.

You'll never be able to bear this pain.

You'll never be happy.

You'll never fall in love again.

You'll never marry.

You'll be left all alone, just like me - Yes.

What do you mean 'yes'? How can you agree with me?

You should argue with me. You should say, "No, Mom."

"I'll be happy. I'll love again. I'll marry."

How can you say 'yes'? - How can I argue?

I love him, Mom. I really love him. - Don't.

He harasses me. He mocks me.

Follows me, wherever I go.

Eavesdrops on everybody's conversations.

But I still love him.

Why do I love him? Why do I love him, Mom?

Why is this happening to me? What should I do?

What should I do? - Everything will be all right.

Everything will be all right.

I know.

Our angel is looking at us even now.

He'll fill your life with love again.

He'll teach you to love again..

You'll love again, Naina.

You'll love a lot.

Come, my child. Let's go home.

'Even Aman wanted to fill my life with love again.'

'With Rohit's love.'

But Rohit..

"She wants your money."

"She wants your money."

Okay, the lady's name's Camilla. C-A-M-I-L-L-A

Camilla? It's a very lovely name.

You must really love this Camilla.

Because this necklace is very expensive.

It's $20,000.

How much? - Five dollars.

Okay, great.

Not the red ones, please. They.. They disturb me.

How's the yellow? - Okay. Much better.

Thank you. Nice to see you. Bye.

Take care.

Hello, Camilla. - Hero.

I was about to call you.

Where are you? - Me? I am in a temple. Where else?

To pray for your long life.

Really? Wow. That's nice.

So let's meet in the evening?

Of course, can't wait. At 9:00pm?

Water's Edge.

The table for two is ready. - Lovely.

Hey. Excuse me for a second.

Jerry, my man.

You know what to do? - Yes, madam.

Where's Rohit? - I don't know.

You don't? - I don't know.

Where's Rohit? - I won't tell.

Rohit? - No, he.. he..

He's out with a girl.

Oh. With a girl? - Yes, female. A girl.

They both mean the same. But where has he gone?

I won't tell you - Why wouldn't you?

I told you I won't tell you. - Leave me.

I won't tell you. - Ro..

Water's Edge? At 9:00pm. With a girl?

Look.. Look.. Don't follow him.

Follow? - Don't ruin his life. Just leave him alone.

Kanta. I'd die, but I won't leave Rohit.

He cannot be loved by any girl.

"Kantaben."

Oh, my God.

Yes. - Yes?

Yes, I'll marry you.

Ladies and gentlemen, he just proposed to me.

I'm getting married. I'm so excited.

Come on, Rohit, get up. Take a bow.

I'm very happy. And you?

' Il'l I"

I'll be back.

Hi, Mom. Yes, it's done.

No problem at all.

I don't make mistakes.

God, smite the devil. Aman, forget Rohit, and haunt somebody else.

Rohit weds Camilla.

Rohit weds Camilla.

Congratulations. Heard you're getting married? - Yes.

Pamilla loves me.

Her name's Camilla, and she only loves your money.

Money? She's too cool for money.

And you're a bloody fool.

Look, I'm not going to fall for your advice.

Fine, don't listen to me. But just go and tell her.

"Darling Kamina [Witch].. "Oh, no. I'm sorry.

"Darling Camilla, I don't want my father's money."

"I want to make my own life."

"I want to stand up on my own two feet."

"Will you stand by me?"

That is sick. Okay? That is cheap. - I know. I know

I'll never tell her that.

"Darling Camilla, I don't want my father's money."

"I want to make my own life."

"I want to stand up on my own two feet."

"Will you stand by me?"

"She wants your money."

I'm ready to marry you.

Want a drink? - Bloody..

No, no. I'm not listening to you, because you're talking rubbish.

What're you doing? What's this? - No, no, never.

I don't understand this. How can you just give up on Naina so easily?

I mean, look at you. Look at you.

Ladies and gentleman, welcome to La-La Land.

Rohit loves Naina. Naina doesn't love Rohit.

She loves Aman.

But Aman's asking Rohit..

...as to why he gave up on Naina. So basically Aman's insane.

Who are you talking to? I'm not insane.

Your marbles are out of the place.

Naina doesn't love me.

She just thinks, she loves me.

She thinks? Oh, she thinks. - Yes.

Now what is 'she thinks' supposed to mean?

Come on. I'm a new part of her life.

I just laughed a little with her, made her smile..

...and she thought she's in love with me.

You've known her for years.

She takes you for granted..

Now she won't realise in her dreams that you love her.

Now just forget all this friendship nonsense.

Show her your soft side.

Just leave 'yes' and 'no' to her.

But at least give her a choice. You keep running after that Chameli.

Lily. - Camilla. - Camilla.

But Camilla's got gorgeous legs.

What legs, dude! What.. - Shut up.

We're talking about Naina. - Sorry. Focus on Naina.

Naina.

Maine's beautiful eyes.

Maine's pretty face.

Maine's anger. - Naina's love.

Naina's smile.

If and when she smiles.

The way Naina ties her hair like a knot.

Actually, I like it untied.

Yes. Naina.

Naina.

Naina.

Why are you saying 'Naina. Naina'?

For you. I'm married.

And if you weren't married?

Then, I wouldn't have left Naina. I'm not an idiot like you.

We're talking about.. Naina. - Yes, you're right, man.

Now what do I do? - You don't do anything.

I'll do whatever that needs to be done.

You just do as I say. I have a plan.

Six days and the girl will fall for you. Only six days.

Wow. Great. But why only six days?

Because I don't work on Sundays.

Day one.

Naina waits here everyday for me 6:00pm.

Then we walk to the class together. - Oh. So sweet.

But you won't today - Why?

Because I said so.

Are you planning to us bring together or to part us?

I have a theory about girls.

The more you run after them, the more they'll run away from you.

But if you run away from them, they'll be confused.

And then they'll run after you to get rid of their confusion.

And we have to take advantage of that confused girl's confusion.

Even I am pretty confused.

That you are from childhood. Nothing can be done about that.

But trust me. Do as I say.

Put this in your-ear.

Put it where? - In your ear. Oh, you thought.. - Yes.

Listen, this device will always be attached to the phone.

So I can speak to you constantly.

Whatever I say or do, you should, too.

Got it?

What? - Idiot.

Rohit to Aman. Come in, please. Rohit to Aman. Come in please.

Alpha, bravo, charlie. I read you. - Yes, hi.

Okay. I've reached the college.

Good, soldier. Now relax. At ease.

Loosen your tie.

For God's sake, change your gait.

Gait? - Yes, duffer. Your gait.

I mean, you know, like a cool walk.

Yes. Okay, I'll tell you. "Staying alive. Staying alive."

"Yes, yes, yes, staying alive."

Have you reached the classroom? - Yes.

So stop grooving, idiot. Yes.

Can you see Naina?

Yes. - Shut your mouth, duffer.

Go and sit next to her, but do not speak to her.

Where were you? I've been waiting for you for over half an hour.

You're always late.

I just don't understand this. You're always late.

Rohit, what do you have to say to that?

Don't look at her. Look up. Look down.

Look to the side. Not her side, idiot.

The opposite side. Hide your face.

I'm talking to you. What's wrong with you? Are you okay?

Rohit.

Give her an angry look. - Rohit, look at me.

More. Overact. Bring some more anger.

One.. two.. three, go. - Rohit, look at me. I'm..

Okay, very good. Now, dig your nose.

Just kidding, soldier. Catch you at the base. Bye.

Day Two. - Day Two.

And don't forget. Cool walk. The same one. - Yes. Got it.

"Yes, yes, staying.."

No, don't sit next to Naina.

Then where should I sit? Where?

Find some hot girl to sit next to.

Oh, my God. It's Geeta. - Okay.

Hi. It's my birthday.

Oh, happy birthday. - Not to me, you imbecile. Tell that to her.

Hi. It's my birthday.

Oh. Happy birthday.

Hi. It's my birthday. - Thank you.

Now, push your cheek close to her.

Did Naina see that? - Yes.

Now hold her.

Hold her tight. Yes, firmly. Don't let her go

Tighter, tight, tight..

Sorry. Over and out.

Day Three.

Hello, Rohit. - Yes, come in Aman.

Rohit. - Yes. - Idiot.

Hey- Anything else?

You won't attend class today - Okay.

No, I want to go to class today. - Okay. Shut up.

Your plan is absolute rubbish.

I haven't spoken to Naina for the past three days.

Even I haven't.

But you don't love her, stupid. - Yes, good point.

Don't worry. Now, when Naina calls you..

...you won't speak to her.

No. I will speak to her. - No, you won't.

Yes, I will. - No, you won't.

Yes, I will. - No, you won't.

Naina, I love you. I love you. - Darn it.

Sorry. It's your mother.

See? Mother to the rescue, as usual. Mom, I love you. I love you.

Sorry. Yes, Mom, I took my medicine.

Why should I lie? Mom, bye. Bye.

What's with this? - Two fingers, what else?

Sorry, I asked. See? Naina didn't call.

You don't worry. I know Naina.

She'll get up from her bed. She'll pick up the phone..

...but her ego will stop her. Forget it. - Forget it.

You know, how Naina is.

But she's your friend. She must be missing you.

So she'll get up again. She'll curse you twice.

Idiot. Moron. - But she'll surely call you.

I don't believe it. It must be your mother again.

'Hello, this is Rohit.' 'Leave a message.'

Hey, don't make fun of my mother. - Hello. - What did I say?

Aman.. Aman, give it to me. I want it. - No, no.

Oh, Lord.

What happened to her? - I don't know.

Oh, darn it. - Oh. Oh, no.

Today, you'll speak to Naina.

And you'll say exactly what we discussed. Understand?

Hi, Naina. - Hi, Lee.

Thank you for your note. - You're welcome.

Day Four.

Hey, Naina. - "Hey, Naina." My foot.

One second, one second. How far can you run from me, darling?

Leave my hand. Just leave my hand.

I don't know what has got into you? You've gone nuts.

For the past three days, I've been..

Where were you, Rohit? Where were you, when I needed a friend?

I'm tired, okay? I'm really tired of being your friend.

What? - What, 'what'?

When you want to laugh, it's Rohit. When you want to cry, it's Rohit.

But when you have to love, it's someone else.

It's not going to work any more, Naina, all right?

Rohit, are you okay? - No, you listen to me, okay?

We're friends, right? - Yes.

Then listen. A very intelligent man has said..

...the first step to love is friendship and the last step, too.

Only the distance in between is remaining.

Take a step, Naina. The path will unravel itself.

Think. Just think.

And for you to think..

...I give you my.. entire life.

'Wonder what Rohit meant.'

'That day I felt Rohit had ceased to be my friend.'

'He had become something else.'

'And what was that 'something else'?'

'I don't know. Don't know.'

Day Five.

Hey, Nana.

Hey. - Hi, Rohit.

Hi, Sweetie. How are you doing?

Oh. This is for you.

What's in it?

My heart. Just kidding, gorgeous.

'Nice dress.'

'The red here is akin to my heart.'

'On you, I'm sure it'll look smart.'

'It's not a gift but a query.'

'Is 'Taal', a Subhash Ghai movie?'

'Sorry could not think of a rhyming fourth line.'

'Love Rohit'

Day Six.

What's this?

"I'm not a poet. But, my damsel.."

"..l don't know rest of the lines.'

Rohit, what's going on?

Look, I need something from you. - What?

This. Dance classes, Salsa. I want to join. - Dance class?

Yes. It's my parent's wedding anniversary.

And I have to perform an item.

Don't ask, okay?

But.. Look, I can't do the Dandia [Gujarati folk dance] steps, okay?

So I thought why not Salsa?

But I need a partner to join the class.

Since you're going to be my life-partner, why not start now?

Gorgeous. - No.

I'm only asking you to dance with me..

...not to have a go at me. - No, Rohit.

Please. - Shut up..

This is my last favour. Okay?

My young boy. Those were very fine lines.

Because they were from here, man.

God, I really love her. - I love her, too.

Joking. - Dog.

Dog. - See you later, man.

'I'm not a poet. But, my damsel, ever since I saw you.'

'I've started to..'

Salsa. - Salsa.

"Life changes every moment."

"Sometimes a serene shade and sometimes a harsh sunlight."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

"Life changes every moment."

"Sometimes a serene shade and sometimes a harsh sunlight."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

"Someone who loves you truly.."

"..is a rarity in this world."

"if you find such a person.."

"..then that's the one for you."

"Hold on to that hand."

"That person might not be there tomorrow."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

Julia. Dinner at eight? - Not tonight, darling.

Michael.

Don't. We're married. - That's okay. I don't mind.

What say? Let's do it tonight. - Look in the front.

What say? Let's do it..

"With love in those eyes.."

"..when that someone comes near to you.."

"No matter how much restrain your heart.."

"..it just races with its beats."

"But the moment you have now.."

"..might not be there tomorrow."

"Life changes every moment."

"Sometimes a serene shade and sometimes a harsh sunlight."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

'Nice tie.'

'Red tie and suit blue.. Will make you look like a new you.'

'Which is.. turn to page two.'

'Complete Buddhu[Fool].'

'PS: Sorry, could not think of a rhyming fourth line..'

Naina.

Oh, my God. Naina.

Aman. - Rohit. Rohit. Rohit.

I love you.

No. I really love you, Aman. - Thank you, Rohit.

Just look at me.. - Why?

What do you see? - Nothing.. Okay.

Just look at this.

Why should I? I do not want to see that.

Just see this.. Look at my tie.

Oh, you were referring to this tie. I thought..

Naina has given me this tie. - Settled?

With a lovely love letter.

Lovely love letter. Very good. Going good.

You are something else, pal.

If it were not for you, there would be nothing. - I know.

You're a genius. - Since birth.

You're intelligent. - Go on. - Brilliant.

Hello. - You should write a book.

Six days and the girl will fall for you.

Even I was thinking along those lines.

Anyway, whatever I did for you is fine.

But even you're quite lucky. Because for you, l..

What did I do? I did not do anything..

It is all you.. It is because of you.. your love.. You.. you.

You are so great, pal. - Not me.. you.

You don't even want to take the credit for it.

No, this is not right. I know nothing about this. No. Not at all.

Listen to me for once, pal. - Okay.

The truth is that it's because of you Naina is in my heart..

...in my heartbeat.. In every breath..

...and in my room.. - And in my room.

Excuse me, sorry.

Naina.

Let go of me. - Just wait.

Let go of me. - Naina wait. - What?

Must have been fun.. right?

Must have been great fun breaking my heart.

Six days and the girl will fall for you. Wow!

Both of you should be given an award.

Fantastic, Rohit. - Please, listen to me.

No, you listen to me.

I thought of you as a friend and poured my heart out to you.

And what did you do? Told him everything.

And he.. He, who wants to play God to everyone decided..

...that since he could not love me, he would find love for me..

...and he knocked on your door.

And told you that your friendship is not just friendship, it's love.

And you got convinced? Rohit, what kind of a person are you..

...that you don't know your own heart..

...don't understand your own feelings?

I love you Naina.. and that is the truth.

No. That is not the truth.

The truth is that you've broken my heart. You've hurt me..

I know that I did not have laughter in my life before..

...did not have happiness.. But at least I had a friend.

But today, you have taken even that away from me.

Both of you.

Just listen, Naina.. - No.

Just listen to me.. - No. - Listen to me.

I don't want to hear anything.

I don't want to understand anything.

Please, for God's sake, leave me alone.

What are you doing? - Hold on a second.

Naina, I wish I could tell you how much I love you.

One second. Wait.

I love you. I love you very much, Naina.

And then it says.. it says..

I love you and..

When I close my eyes I see you.

When I open my eyes, I long to see you.

Even when you're not near me..

...I feel your presence all around me.

Every second.. every minute.. all the time..

My eyes search only for my dear Naina [Eyes].

Call it love, madness or just my heartbeat..

It's all the same to me.

Many have loved before..

...but my love stands apart from all of them..

...because they do not have you.

I can never forget you Naina

I don't want to forget you.

You're mine.

And I'll love you forever.

I'll love you till I die and even after that.

Truly.

All this is written in this diary..

Rohit has written it all. How can he hurt..

And you've such bad handwriting.

Aman. - Hi. Just.

All this.. I didn't.

You didn't write.. but I said it.

If you had to write it, you'd write the same thing.

So I said what was in your heart.. what's the big deal? Right?

And girls like all this.. I've done it a lot.

You're okay?

L.. want to just make a call. Excuse me.

Naina.

Sorry, Mom. It's late, let's go.

I want to say something to you.. just listen.

No. - Naina..

...listen my child, to sustain every relationship..

...it's necessary to have strength along with love.

You father loved us a lot.

But he was weak.

He left us.

He didn't even think about us.

But Rohit..

Rohit is not weak..

...and he loves you a lot.

You said it so easily that father was weak, and Rohit..

Isn't it a sign of weakness if one takes other's help to win his love?

Tell me, Mom..

He took help to win your heart. What's wrong in that?

Look, Naina, I'm telling you again..

...Rohit isn't weak.

He knows that you love someone else..

...but still he wants to make you his own.

That's strength, dear. This is true love, Naina.

If you reject his love today..

...it'll be the decision of a girl..

...and tomorrow when you repent it..

...it'll be the regret of a woman. - Mom.

Hello. - Hi, Rohit.

Hi, Naina. - Where are you?

In the office.

Wanted to speak to you.

Actually.. it's kind of private.

Private and confidential?

Jay Kapoor.

Oh, my God. It's Frankie's letter.

Sister.

Sister, guess what? - Now what?

Congratulations. And..

Fantastic. - Thanks, but how did you know?

I didn't even open it. - What?

And open it. Aman will run away. - No, I won't run away.

No, look, it's Frankie's letter. - Yes.

Great. - What happened?

Naina wants to meet Rohit.

Finally. And they are going on their first date.

Wow.

And there's Frankie's letter as well. - Yes. Yes.

That's fantastic news.

I'll dress her up myself. I've got the perfect white dress.

And do you know what? - Yes, there's Frankie's letter.

Now, go. Go, eat something or do something.

But how did it happen? - I'm just a hot genius.

Oh, that you are.

Aman. Aman. Give it to me. - It's Frankie's letter.

It's my letter. - Quiet.

Let me see what he has written.

It's not Frankie's letter.

All right, everybody. She's coming.

Come on, she's coming. - Where's the veneration plate?

Bring the flowers, Lajo.

What a pretty dress. She'll break hearts.

Quiet everyone. She's looking so pretty.

Pull it up. - Grandma.

Let no one cast an evil eye on you.

Enough is enough. Shall I go now? - Knock him dead, baby.

Naina.

She looks better in open tresses.

Your hair.

What?

You look better this way.

Go.

All this?.. - Please, just let me.

I know you don't have love to give me today.

But I'm sure someday you will have.. I'm sure.

And I'll await that day..

...because I know that day will come.. for sure.

But for today, please have faith in my love.

Because I know it's enough for both of us, Naina..

...enough for both of us.

I wanted to give these flowers to you earlier, too.. I couldn't.

Please don't refuse them today.. or else, they'll be put off.

Naina.. Naina.. Naina..

Naina.. marry me.

"Will you marry me?"

Hello. Yes, yes. Oh.

She said yes.

Hurray! Clap.

Everybody. Everybody. Come on, I need a hug.

'The next step was to convince Mr. Karsan and Mrs. Sarla..'

'..which wasn't really all that hard.'

'After all..'

it's just geography-

Join us, Sister Jelly. - Sister Jenny.

Jennifer. - Jennifer who?

It's all right.

Please take something. - Of course.

Dude, give me the cock.

Coke, Dad. Please. - Yes, coke.

So, I was.. - So everything is fixed.

The engagement and our wedding anniversary will be on the same day.

And two days later will be the wedding.. is it all right?

It's all right.

What? - They want to.. - No, no, as you see fit.

Sister Jamuna, should I tell you an interesting thing?

You know.. - Jennifer.

Yes, there's a famous decorator of Paris.

He's coming to decorate my hall.

You know, I've a very big hall. Isn't it?

Very big hall. Very big. - Hall.

Look, Mr. Patel.

When will the marriage take place and that's up to you.

I'm very happy. We've found such a handsome boy.

It's only that it reminded me of my son.

Very sad. Rohit did tell us.

What happened? Heart attack.

Oh, Oh.

If only Naina does get settled..

“PHleave everything and go to Chandigarh.

And the child Gia? - She's not ours. - Granny.

Not at all. Gia is as much ours as is Naina.

My husband didn't die of a heart attack..

...he committed suicide.

Why did you have to tell them the truth?

You cannot base new relationships on a lie.

You couldn't handle old relationships.

How will you know how to handle new ones?

Relationships are not handled. They are maintained

But what would you know about them? - Look, Daughter-in-law.

I'll only be your daughter-in-law the day Gia is your granddaughter.

Gia was never my granddaughter and will never be.

Blood is blood after all. - That's it.

I don't want to hear anymore.

Why? When you're so fond of saying the truth..

...learn to listen to it, too.

Gia is not my granddaughter.

She's not a part of this family.

She's just a burden, a burden..

...which you thrust on this family by adopting her.

A burden which took away all the happiness in the family..

...took away peace.. took away my son..

I hate her..

I hate her..

I hate that unlucky.. - No.

Aman. Aman.

We're still paying for my son's mistakes.

The first mistake he made was marrying you.

The second was adopting that girl.

He made a third one, too - You?

Who do you think you are to interfere in our family matters?

No one.. Just a voice that should have reached you a long time ago.

A truth that you should have realised long ago.

Please. - Jenny, please let me.

Since you're harping on the truth, I'd like to tell you a truth, too.

About your son's illicit relationship..

...which he hid from all of you

But he couldn't hide its result.

Do you know the name of the result?

Aman. - Jenny, it's all right.

The result was Gia.

Gia who couldn't be accepted by her own mother..

...but was accepted by your daughter-in-law, Jenny.

Was brought into this house by your daughter-in-law, Jenny.

Jenny, who could have seen the face of the other woman in Gia's face..

...who could have seen her husband's mistakes in that face.

But what she chose to see were those incomplete eyes..

...and she chose to complete those eyes by filling them with love..

...your daughter-in-law Jenny.

Your son would have understood her pain and her anger.

But he couldn't understand her motherly love.

Jenny's strength reminded him every minute of his own weakness.

It was this feeling that took his life.

Not Jenny.

'Dear Jennifer.'

'I know in these last six years I've only inquired about Gia..'

'..never about you.'

'But today, in this last letter I want to thank you..'

'Thank You Jennifer.'

'Thank You.'

'Women have it in them to forgive the mistakes..

...that their husbands make..'

'..but very few women have the courage to accept the mistake..'

'..and shower love to such a degree that..

...it no longer remains a mistake.'

'You accepted Gia when I, her mother, couldn't accept her.'

'And for this I'll always remain indebted to you. '

'They say that when a man makes a mistake..'

'..he also possesses the ability to pay the price for it.'

'But Jennifer, all these years you have paid a price for a mistake..'

'..that was not yours in the first place'

'And all because of me.'

'If you can, please forgive me.'

'I'm sorry Jennifer.'

'I'm really sorry.'

'I caused you a lot of pain!'

'I'm sorry.'

He was a good man.

It was just a mistake.

Just a mistake.

Yes, my child.. Yes..

He was a good man, Mother.

He was a good man.

He was a good man Naina.

'And finally Gia's perfect family was complete.. complete.'

'All the distances were bridged..'

'..and we started praying together..'

'..like one big happy family.'

'The engagement preparations had begun in full swing.'

'Jean do Born. the famous decorator from France had arrwed.)

'..to do up the Patel Mansion.'

Drapes.

From the top.

"Leaving all the love of my family.."

"I have to go to my beloved's land.."

Stop it. - 'And in Aman's mansion..'

'..there was chaos. Oh, God.'

Oh, God. - 'God had heard Kantaben's prayers.'

'Rohit was getting married to a girl.'

Girl.

Finally, the day of the engagement..

Great.

Gujarat opened its opulent doors..

...for Punjab in its characteristic splendour.

"One, two, three. What a community."

"Shah. Patel. Mehta. We have the best jewellery."

"But who are we? - Yes, who are we?"

"Who are we?"

"G.U.J.J.U."

"G.U.J.J.U."

"Say G. - Ghatia."

"u. - um

"J. - Jagva."

"J. - Jamnagar [Gujarati delicacies and places] ."

"G.U.J.J.U."

"Gujju. Gujju. Rohit and Naina, we are proud of you."

II

It's okay. - Should we call Kunvari Kudi again?

Shut up.

It's great.

It's great. It's great.

Well-done.

"If that was Gujaratis' talent, then now watch Punjabis' talent."

You, Frankie.

Rock the floor.

"My dear."

"My dear."

"That's the way, my dear."

"The forehead ornament glows and earrings glint at your ear."

"My dear."

"Bangles tinkle on your wrists and anklets jingle on your feet."

"My dear."

"She talks through her eyes. She lives in our hearts."

"She showers nectar. Oh, my dear."

"Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"That's the way, my dear."

"Your eyes are black and your face is fair."

"My dear."

"You glitter like gold. You look like a moon's fleck."

"My dear."

"Your cheeks are rosy and your walk is intoxicating."

"You break hearts. You're a sweetheart."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"A profusion of colour and the buds are fragrant."

"Softly jingle wedding bells in my mind."

"All the stars have fallen in my lap."

"My heart reached up."

"You came here adorning yourself with myrtle on your palms."

"Be careful, dear."

"You have stolen a lot of hearts."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Oh, my moon, how shall I explain to you.."

"..how much I love you."

"..how much I love you."

"I feel like hunting out all the happiness in the world.."

"..to gift to you."

"..to gift it to you."

"You came here adorning yourself with myrtle on your palms."

"Be careful, dear."

"You've stolen a lot of hearts."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"The forehead ornament glows and earrings glint at your ear."

"My dear."

"Bangles tinkle on your wrists and anklets jingle on your feet."

"My dear."

"She talks through her eyes. She lives in our hearts."

"She showers nectar. Oh, my dear."

"Oh, my dear. Oh, my dear."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Love of my life. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

"Everybody sing. - Come to me. Come to me. Come to me, my dear."

Mr. Mathur, you do realise another episode could result in..

Yes, I realise that. - Aman, let's call Priya.

I'm fine, Mom.. why do you want to trouble Priya?

It's her wedding anniversary today.

Don't worry, Mrs. Mathur. I've already paged her.

No pagers, no mobiles today.. you promised.

It could be an emergency. - You're not the only doctor in the hospital.

Abhay. - Priya, it's always like this.

What's the point of coming here then? - No sulking. Come on.

Today, I'm going to spend all your money.

As if I've ever stopped you, sweetheart.

No.. It's too expensive. Rohit, it's really expensive.

Come on, Naina.. It's so nice.

And what's nicer is that Papa is paying for it.

Come on, it's lovely. - Yes, it's lovely.

Camilla. - Camilla?

Look at it properly. Go. Go. Have a look. It's really lovely.

Camilla. - Camilla is dead. It's a long story.

Hi. Priya, right? - Yes.

I'm Naina. - Naina?

Aman's friend. - Oh, my God. Naina.

Aman talks a lot about you.

I hope they're nice things. - Of course.

By the way, this is Rohit. My fiance. Rohit, this is Priya. Aman's..

Oh, right. Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. - Yes.

So, you guys shopping? - Yes, trying to.

Me, too. It's our anniversary today.

So, I thought I'd spend all my husband's money.

So.. Is Aman here, too?

Aman.. why would he be here?

Abhay. Abhay.

Abhay, these are friends of Aman. Naina and Rohit. - Hi.

Hi. - Hi.

This is Abhay, my husband.

Husband? - Husband?

You married again?

Priya, you were married earlier? How come I was not invited?

Abhay, shut up. One is more than enough.

Actually, we met through Aman..

He is such a great guy. Full of life

Always wanting to see everyone happy.

But today..

Abhay.. - But today when I see him..

Really Priya, when I see Aman today.

I can't believe that Aman does not have much time left.

But it's nice to know that you guys are with him in his last days.

'Aman does not have much time left.'

'Aman does not have much time left.'

Listen to me. Live, be happy, smile, who knows, tomorrow may never come.

Priya is my wife.

I love you. I love you very, very much, Naina.

I'll love you all my life..

...till the last breath of my life and even after that.

Hello, Aman..

Aman, what are you doing?

Mom, I have to go. Please.

'I love you. I love you very, very much, Naina.'

You lied to me.

You love Naina.. You lied.

I don't love Naina.

Don't do that.. Enough.

Doing that does not change the truth.

Naina loves you, you love Naina.

How did I become a part of this love story?

Love stories are made with two hearts, Rohit..

...and in a few months my heart will not exist in the love story..

I will just be a memory.

You're the reality, Rohit. - I can face reality, Aman.

But I don't have the strength to fight a memory, Aman.

You don't have the strength? How can you say that?

It means you do not love Naina as much as I thought you do.

Say you do not know how to love.

What do you know? What do you know about my love?

You know nothing.

Naina is my everything, my life, my love.

And you will let go of your life so easily?

Why don't you understand, Rohit?

Naina will get me only to lose me..

...but losing you she will gain nothing.

Neither love nor a great friendship.

Her love is yours. It belongs to you.

It just needs time. And that is what I don't have.. time.

I don't have.. time.

Naina belongs to you. You cannot leave her.

If not for you, if not for Naina..

...at least fulfill the wish of a dying man.

Please fulfill my last wish, Rohit.

You cannot leave Naina. That's it. That's it.

What would you have done if you were in my place?

I wish.. I was in your place.

I wish.

You love me so much that..

...you want to leave behind love for me even after you go?

Even if it belongs to someone else?

Why did you do this?

Why do you love me so much?

Why do you love me so much?

I don't love you.

I don't love you.

I don't love you, Naina.. I don't love you.

I don't love you.

I don't love you.

I don't love anyone.

I don't love you.

I don't love you.

Why do you love me so much?

"The bride's glowing like the moon."

"All decked up in jewellery."

"She lifts her gaze slowly and shyly."

"Goodness gracious."

"The bride's glowing like the moon."

"All decked up in jewellery."

"She lifts her gaze slowly and shyly."

"Goodness gracious."

"Look at us to your heart's content."

"You'll soon be leaving us."

"May God bless with all the world's happiness."

"May all your desires be fulfilled."

"The bride's glowing like the moon."

"All decked up in jewellery."

"She lifts her gaze slowly and shyly."

"Goodness gracious."

"Look at us to your heart's content. You'll soon be leaving us.."

"You're hiding your pain."

"I've bowed down my head."

"You're silent. I'm silent as well."

"How will we convince each other?"

"Now the distance between us is so much.."

"..who knows, tomorrow may never come."

"Now the distance between us is so much.."

"..who knows, tomorrow may never come."

"Oh, beloved."

"Goodness gracious."

"it's true that I'm hurt."

"But I thought.."

"..why my heart is suffering.."

"..why my eyes are moist."

"What was destined to happen has happened."

"Forget that.."

"..which you won't remember tomorrow."

"Live every moment to the fullest."

"This moment might not be there tomorrow."

Aman.

Aman.

Everyone's here to meet you.

Will you marry me?

Please.

Thank you.

Gia, let Aman rest.

We'll come again tomorrow.

Jenny.

Miss Lata. - Let it be.

Goodnight, sweetheart.

Thank you, baby.

You've put on some weight after the wedding.

How are you feeling?

Fantastic.

I'm sorry..

'B -

After you.. - I think so.

Rohit.

You got Naina in this birth..

...but in the next birth..

...she'll be mine.

Promise?

I promise.

Dog.

I promise you.

Thank you.

Now I want to sleep.

Just wake me up before you leave.

Aman.

Not yet.. idiot.

And he went away..

...leaving all of us behind.

He became a memory..

...a memory that's the foundation of all my relationships.

He was my first love.

And yours too.. Is it not, Gia?

I can never forget him..

He taught me to love..

...to love life.. to love myself..

...to love Rohit..

I can never forget him.

We..

We can never forget him.

Mom, it's getting cold. Could we go inside, please?

Coming, darling. - Come on. Come on.

Wait, Priya.

By the way, I haven't told you in two or three days.. - What?

That I love you.

Every girl dreams of finding a good friend in her husband.

...but I was fortunate to find a husband in my best friend.

I'm Naina Catherine Kapur Patel.

And this was my story.