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ANIMALS

7 DAYS BEFORE

Jaime's big brother? Jaime.

Jaime... Yes. That same one.

ACT 1 CIVILIZED ANIMALS

You control it.

- I don't control it. - It has to be this way.

Gentlemen, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Is that why you invited me?

- So, you already have the expensive wine. - Don't complain.

- Sure. - No, what you're missing.

What did I miss?

- I'm talking about sex. - Ah, for a change.

And it's good.

- Debora... - Is it a lie?

- Okay... - Leave her.

No, but you know what... It's okay. Let's leave it.

Oh, gosh...

Let her express herself.

And love?

A fiction. Like porn.

Like porn?

Come here, but for God's sake. Will you keep on drinking?

And I thought you had quit, Santi.

It's difficult, gentlemen. It's not easy to quit overnight.

Okay...

Who likes to be spit on...

and being banged for an hour?

Right, girl?

There are no wrong answers.

Are you serious?

My friend would be incapable of spitting in his wife's mouth.

And even less banging her for an hour.

If Santi goes for five minutes, you have to call 911.

Five minutes is a lifetime. Five minutes is a long time.

Well, with four you do it...

My love, if you want me to spit on you, I will spit on you.

Gentlemen, we are eating. For God's sake.

No, no, no. Excuse me, doctor...

Respectfully. If you want, I'll spit on you too.

That's a question... No, I'm willing. I want you to know. I mean...

- I know you would be capable. - That's great.

- What is? - There are doors that can be liberating.

Like which ones?

Like those of a relationship.

Oh, that's very fashionable now. Open relationships.

Are you crazy, Amelia?

No, but it's not me who says it, it's science.

I want to know where's the study that says

that one has to spit out. Hey?

Oh no, but I'll find it for you right now.

Find it.

Gentlemen, excuse me. I'm going to make a call. Keep going.

So, it's a recommendation that you are making to me, doctor,

that I spit in my wife's mouth and buttock to have a stable relationship, right?

Oh, but, Martin...

My dad always said it was in his blood.

- What was? - Infidelity.

And is it in yours too?

You are really frisky. And you're drinking too much.

Look, don't humor him, because the truth hurts.

Oh, but... And this?

Didn't you guys want to open it?

This is how it starts.

They all get naked and get into the pool.

- Excuse me. I must use the bathroom. - Sure.

Martin, give me your cell phone so I can call the Colmado, please.

No, the phone is having problems. You touch it and it shuts down.

Just like your wife. You touch her and she shuts down.

No, I have to go to bed. Come on. Let's go.

No, my love, stay there. You know what he is like. Pissing you off.

That's jealousy. Besides, he envies you.

Oh really, pal?

This guy has me fed up.

Santi, turn on the Jet. Let's go find ice. Come on.

Love, leave.

He left.

But I do. I do want to go on a trip.

- Let's go to Barcelona. - We are going to a paradise island.

A nude beach?

What nudist beach? Hell no, brother. That's all bullshit.

These women are posh. Let's take these women, gentlemen, to Milan.

Let's go to Ibiza!

Oh!

- Girl. - My God!

- Manhattan. - Oh, nice.

Manhattan is a neighborhood, girl, not a city.

Debora, let's go.

New York will always be a good option, Debora. I sign up.

- Isn't that right? - Gentlemen, it is decided.

On Friday we go to New York.

- Okay. - Please. Please.

So...

Do you want to open the relationship?

So… you want to open the relationship?

Do you want to open the relationship?

Martin, let this be the last time you throw something at me! You hear?

My love...

Calm down. Don't stress. It's not healthy.

Besides, it wasn't me. It was Amelia.

But I understand you. They are clumsy.

You are intelligent. Sophisticated.

They've fed me up, damn it! Those sons of bitches.

Rubbing on my, damn, my whole life, that they have more money than me.

That's a load of shit, huh?

Don't laugh. No.

And you continue giving us therapy... Look, we're going to get screwed.

Amelia, how can you say something like that?

They're going to think we're in an open relationship.

Why would I want that?

You?

I have everything I want here.

That's shit. You inherited it, damn it! All from daddy.

They gave you the plane, the construction company.

The other with the law firm.

Not me. Not me.

At least I contribute to this damn society.

I am a doctor, not a bloodsucker, damn, like them.

You are right, my love.

But why don't you calm down and tell me...

When are you going to take me to New York?

Debora, please, I'm packing my suitcase. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Excuse me! Can't you see I'm busy?

Since when do you care what other people think?

Of course I care. If they're going to think I'm a cuckold.

That's what keeps you up at night.

I mean, it's not that you're betrayed...

is that they know that you are being betrayed.

You've always had what you've wanted.

And look at me here.

It's very difficult.

Fucking with patients, with... with... with nurses.

Countless people who... The medicine that does not appear.

My glasses broke.

Do you know something?

Nobody sees here. Nobody.

And all this is so that someone can see.

Stop planting ideas.

Right now you're talking about that and Martin going at it with Debora

thinking that she is really cheating on him.

Well...

If he's thinking about it, she probably is doing it.

Nobody sees me.

Nobody.

Is there something you're not telling me, Amelia?

Is there something you're not telling me?

Hold me, damn!

Here's the money.

Hello my love. How are you?

Hi love. Here, getting on the plane.

Excellent. Look... And how did it go on that spiritual retreat?

The truth is I expected something else.

That's the problem with you.

You always have too high expectations.

Yes I know. That's why I married you.

Okay my love. Have a good trip. I love you.

Yes, me too.

See you at home. Ciao.

Hell! My God! This thing moves too much! Hey!?

I can't look there.

Tell me the truth.

Was it because I didn't buy first class? Hey?

Sorry?

Are you upset because I didn't buy the first class tickets?

No, Martin, it's super fun traveling in the chicken coop.

It helps you remember how the rest of the world lives.

You are not easy to please, Sofia, do you hear me?

- You are not easy to please. - I don't need you to please me.

Now, knowing that I'd be two days stuck in a room,

I would have liked to choose the hotel myself.

But you knew I was coming to work.

And how do you expect me to tell Debora that I'm going on a trip?

How? How do I tell her? Hey?

That's not my problem.

And we get caught, isn't that your problem?

If we get caught, damn it.

Oh my God! This shit is going down!

Oh no!

Wait, I'm going to throw up.

I'm not well. I'm not well. No, I'm not well.

Wait.

Sorry.

Franco!?

- What are you doing here? Hey? - Hello, Martin. How are you?

Didn't you have to be bailing someone out of jail or something?

They canceled the contract, damn it! I had to come early.

Also... Say hello to Sofia. I saw her up ahead.

It's not what you think. It's not what you think.

- What? - Are you an idiot? Animal. Damn.

No not at all. Don't worry. Take it easy, brother.

See you in Santo Domingo, okay? Be careful with yourself.

- With God in front. - We talk there.

Shit.

- Who is that guy? - No, I don't know him.

A famous lawyer. Who knows who he is?

When you have so many clients...

Hide. I don't want Sofia to see you.

Nobody is going to see me. Don't worry.

Hell.

Damn, why did you have to be here? Damn!

Fuck! Fuck!

ACT 2 CONFUSED ANIMALS

Oh, damn.

Another one.

Is that why you made me wake up early?

Come on!

Go to the other side. I'll take on you both!

- There it is, doctor. - Damn it!

Be careful, doctor!

Doctor, are you seeing well?

- There! Damn! - Damn.

Oh!

- Damn, do something. - You have to change your profession.

- Go easier. - Gastroenterologist.

Come on, come on!

I can't let you win always, gentlemen.

- Come on, get active. Come on. - Good ball.

Are you going to allow yourself to lose like this?

Get your balls together and see if you score a point.

Come on, this is between you and me.

I had to let you win one.

Aren't you a pro?

What about now? Look at him with his shirt out. Come on!

- There you go, you devil! - In your face, douchebag!

Get hydrated, you bastard! Take it!

- Eat shit. - Come on, damn!

Damn, that was a great match.

What great match are you talking about?

You got humiliated! Do me a favor. You are crazy.

Franco, doesn't it drive you crazy to tell so many lies?

Man, cuckolding is an art.

The art of deceiving and not getting caught.

It's like the Law.

Build a case and handle it legally.

Trust me, cuckolding is not that easy.

You have to be a pro like me.

What you are is a dog.

Man, there is a motel that practically does the job for you.

It's called Motel Dos Conejos.

You enter there and from the moment those doors open, the door of God opens.

Trust me.

You like opening anything.

Now I know why Amelia wanted to open the relationship.

Are you going mad, brother?

You're the one who likes to see your wife with someone else.

No, be very careful, be very careful!

I spent 12 years studying medicine to get here.

Are you crazy? I respect myself.

But listen... What do you fear, Martin? What do you like?

- Fear nothing. - Fear...

Fear that they will be lost on it.

If Debora decides to open the relationship, brother,

for every 100 men she fucks

you fuck one, if you pay.

A study was done with divorced people who remarried

and they were asked if they would divorce from their first marriage.

The majority said no...

because what they didn't like about the first...

they were probably looking for in the second.

That's how humans are.

It is the only animal that is capable of tripping over the same stone twice.

Doctor, he has me fed up.

He leaves the wet towel on the bed,

the shoes, he takes them off and leaves them wherever.

He doesn't know how to scrub.

Leaves the toilet seat full of pee.

I can't take it anymore!

And sex?

How is sex between you?

Scarce.

Scarce. Sex is scarce.

Scarce, doctor.

Of course, he says it because he's not the one

who has a child attached to his boob 24/7.

You try it! Let's see if you can take it.

Doctor...

She never wants it... at any time of day.

I'm even ashamed to say it.

Do you know how far we have come?

She told me that she blows me to get rid of me.

To be honest, I'm tired,

very tired of being sucked.

I mean, no man is going to get tired of being sucked, but...

I mean, what I want is penetration. Period.

Get in. Take it out. Feel it wet. But no, no, I don't have that.

Doctor, on top of having to open my legs,

I also have to tell him how to put it in.

It's as bad as it gets.

Have you even asked me if I cum?

He doesn't, doctor. Do you know why?

Because he is a cock.

He cums so fast I don't have time to cum.

- I'm tired of you! - I'm the one who's tired!

No, I'm the one who's tired!

You can't be more fed up than I am.

No. I'm...

Here it is.

There are doors that should not be opened.

What I see is that you are young.

You only need a little communication.

That's all.

Patience, everything passes.

See you next Wednesday at the same time?

Girls, where are you?

What do you say? A few drinks?

But at this time? We are closer to breakfast.

More information.

The former head of the ONP faces a hearing for alleged millionaire embezzlement

after the Public Ministry finished reading the accusation

against this person...

Damn, how good! Justice against those corrupt bastards, damn it.

Put them all in prison!

Besides, those are the clients who are going to pay me.

They pay in one go.

That's lovely!

Faggot! Go over it, damn it.

Buy a helicopter.

You're going to drive me crazy. No, I'm not going to stress.

Today is a very nice day for me.

Damn, go easy, damn!

Girl, you know that I am more about giving than receiving.

Sick

If your wife knew.

Don't get my wife into this mess, damn. This mess is mine.

Come. Give me a kiss, sweetheart.

Damn... Oh, damn!

It's completely natural. Chemistry changes over time.

- Amelia. - Doctor.

Doctor. It's not a question of chemistry.

It's physics. She bites the tip of my...

Calm down. Breathe.

Okay.

Your husband. What would he say?

About what? This?

What is this? This. What else could it be?

A social action, Martin.

A social action? Wow, Sofia.

Yeah.

Since I was little I was educated to help others.

And that's exactly what I'm doing.

Helping a person with problems.

With problems? Me? I'm the one with the problems, huh?

Me?

Look what irony.

What damn irony.

And when is it going to be my turn?

I know. It's because I brought you to a motel, right?

It's because of that.

- Not at all. - No not at all?

Normal people come to motels. Not everyone has a private jet.

On the contrary, I find it amusing.

Amusing?

What's amusing about this?

I ask you, Sofia. What's amusing about this, huh?

Like the...

metallic smell in the air.

The cheap detergent.

But the desire is so much.

And the disgusting nature of this place is overwhelming.

That means, if I take you to a five-star hotel...

There you give it to me, at once. Isn't it true?

Oh, Martin, please.

I'm telling you.

Coming.

What the hell!

Shit! This joint is expensive.

I don't have much cash. I don't think they take cards.

Shall we go half and half?

What?

There you go, Chino.

It's only fair, okay?

Are you going to be offended because I asked you for money now too?

Incredible.

I'm deflowered...

My God.

Now I have to get into, damn...

into a bathtub...

with salt water. Cool down that shit down there.

And I still haven't even fingered you.

I haven't fingered you.

Damn.

Oh my God.

It hurts a little. Is that normal?

Oh, Martin, don't complain so much.

How can I not complain? It's not you taking it up the ass.

But did you like it?

Yes, I liked it.

Couldn't you use something smaller next time? I don't know.

Barbara, right on the spot. My God.

Hello, baby. How are you, mommy? I miss you.

Hello, Franco. How are you?

Here, on my way to a meeting at the office, my love. And you?

Calling just to tell you how lucky we are.

Well, yes. You already know, love. I have told you.

You won the lottery with me.

And does it always hurt so much like that at first?

Oh, Martin, can you not complain for one day?

Not complaining. I'm the one taking it, not you.

I don't go doing dodgy stuff, on the street, fucking around.

I'm always home and making money.

- But you liked it. - Come on...

Speaking of money...

Oh, Amelia. Don't ask me for any, I'm broke.

Don't ask me for anything, I'm broke right now, baby.

- But my God. - Shit. Get down, damn it.

Get down, Franco is here.

- Can you not touch... - Damn, he saw us!

Damn, he saw us!

We have to transfer money to the girl's camp. What do we do?

Don't look, he's going to see us, damn.

He spotted us, damn, he spotted us.

Damn it! Damn it!

Shit! Fuck!

What?

Did you hear me?

- Fuck! - Franco. What was it?

My love, sorry. I'm going to call you later.

I'm having a meeting right now.

- No, it's fine. - I'll call you back later.

Shit. He killed himself.

I want to see what explanation that dog is going to give now.

They just don't know how to do things like me.

This game is not for everyone. This is for "Pros only".

And now, time for joy. Yes sir.

Perfect.

Oh yeah! Free pussy!

What was that sound?

Nothing. I didn't hear any sound.

Listen to what I'm going to tell you.

Let this be the last time you put me in a trunk, Franco Alexander!

Take it easy, baby. Look what I brought you.

And what about a trunk? A Porsche trunk, damn it.

Not your husband's junk.

What's wrong, mommy? I'm taking care of you. We can't go to your house.

You have to respect the home.

And doesn't what we do disrespect it?

No, love. It would be disrespectful not to give Macarena joy to that body.

Damn! Are you crazy?

Get here. Come.

Come here, damn.

I'm finally going to have that ass to myself today.

I love you. I love you. I miss you.

- My love, wait. Go easy. - Drop that shit, damn.

Do you know what this thing was waiting for?

- How soft, damn. - Go smoothly, daddy.

Smoothly? I'll give you smooth now.

- Give it me soft. - You will see now what is soft, my love.

Calm down. Oh! Oh!

Damn thing. Fucking Chino.

Chino, what do we have?

Hey, dad, bring me a bottle of rum and lots of ice,

this is going to be long today.

What do you want, Debora? Do you want something?

But what does Debora want?

What I want is for them to talk to me, understand me,

that they take me on a trip, that they...

I don't want anything, Franco.

I'm perfect.

But damn... where were we? Look, woman. Be happy, damn.

Here we can do all the tricks you like.

Like when I spit in your mouth that you love.

- Me? - Of course you.

Chino, I'm thirsty, damn!

You like me to spit on you, my love.

I spit on you and other things.

But I thought it was you who liked it.

What about me? Chino, you are deaf. It's for today!

The rum has arrived. Now it's a party, damn it!

Get ready!

It finally happened to us, mommy.

Let's see.

And you don't like it when I put my finger up your ass either?

There are things that don't open, mommy. Easy.

But I didn't think there were forbidden things, you evil dog.

Devil woman. That is not said.

Last week you didn't call me even once.

My love, the life of a lawyer is difficult.

You know that I have to carry justice.

It is on me to apply the law.

The law weighs a lot and I have to carry that on my shoulders.

- It's very difficult. - Who is Jessica?

A new client at work. From the office.

But you could call me even just once.

Aha. And how many times did your husband call you?

Damn! You're going crazy.

Oh my God!

But what's the problem, mommy? That has a solution.

- I want more. - But more? Damn!

A weekly fuck, a good weekly average.

It's not my fault your husband doesn't help me contribute to that number.

Oh, don't bite my balls.

I want you to take me on a trip.

We go wherever you want, Paris, Dubai, Amsterdam.

I want to go to New York.

Set the date, my love. Wherever you want.

Martin told me that you crossed paths here.

What? What did he tell you?

- How so? - What a coincidence. Right?

Coincidence? Hey! That animal is mixed up.

He's crazy.

Oh shit! Shit, shit, shit!

- What happened? - Martin.

Oh!

Hi love. All good? I'm a little busy here.

What?

Don't let me die, doctor.

Don't worry. You're not going to die.

You're exaggerating a bit.

Mate, can you make some silence so I can talk, please?

Mister, please.

Yes, yes, yes, my love.

No, I had a small accident. Miniscule.

A biker who crossed in front of me. I didn't see him.

Liar. You were the one who hit me leaving the cabin, damn it!

But what does it matter where the accident was?

What happens is that I'm looking for the insurance and I can't find it.

Where did you put it?

Mate, will you shut up? I can't hear.

He knows it. He knows it.

Of course not.

If he doesn't, I'm going to tell him because I can't take it anymore, Franco.

Are you going to do that to my friend? To my brother Martin.

Me?

- What a pain in the ass! - What happened?

Your husband.

Is he my husband now? Is he not your friend anymore?

Mister, please.

- Martin. Martin, calm down. - Damn, Sofia!

If Franco talks to my wife or Santi, we're screwed.

I don't think Franco knows anything. Don't worry. Don't be so paranoid.

- Paranoid, damn? - Lady! You can't smoke here.

Didn't you see that he spotted us leaving a damn motel?

It's like he's following us because what are the odds?

- What are they? - He was entering the motel?

Yes, but he was alone.

Mouth-to-mouth breathing.

And what would he do alone in a motel? Jerk off?

Shut up, devil's woman. Speak lower.

He's slipping away.

I'm getting sick, lady.

- Oxygen. - Give me a second.

I'm a doctor too. I demand that you give me diazepam or sedaxil.

Mister, mister. Give me a second, please.

Give me the E.T.A.

Damn. My left arm is falling asleep.

And if you have ass ointment, give me some too,

because I have it completely swollen.

This is not the time to tell him. Okay? Not now.

- Why? - Because it isn't, damn it!

My wife knows it. I'm sure she knows it.

Surely she does.

And you're not going to say anything, damn?

- Adrenalin! - Insensitive.

- Don't you see what's happening? - Adrenalin!

I consider myself short of feelings.

That doesn't mean I don't have them.

Don't worry.

But since you are not man enough to face it,

I will talk to her.

Sorry, my love.

You know I haven't left that woman

because she will take everything from me if I divorce her.

Give me time. Okay? I'm going to solve it.

Take it easy. Give me time, okay? Let's think about it.

ACT 3 DESPERATE ANIMALS

No wonder you have him eating out of your hand.

Brother, you are an ophthalmologist.

Fix those glasses so you can see the ball.

But it was on your side. Didn't you see it? Damn.

Gentlemen, give me a second, I got a call.

Come on, come on, bro.

Why don't you pick up the phone?

Brother, not here. Are you going crazy?

So when? We have to talk.

After, at the bar, brother. Not here.

- Walk. - Animal.

Walk. We have to talk. We must talk.

Moron. You have to act normal so he doesn't notice.

Doesn't realize what? What?

Doesn't realize what?

Are you going to play dumb with me? Really? With me?

Gentlemen, the jet is confirmed!

Barbaric! How cool!

- So we're going for sure? - Happy?

- Happy, happy. - Yeah.

Is everything okay with Martin?

When I married Martin, I thought he would take over the world.

But I feel like he has reached his limit.

That there is nothing after this.

Do you understand me?

No.

I have everything I want.

Since we're going on this little adventure,

I thought I'd leave my wife here and take this beef.

- Look what I'm fucking. - And you can handle that?

- Oh, but, boy. - My God!

And also, you know, I tell them all that I love them

and I can't get divorced now

so as not to lose half my money on a crazy old woman.

- That will come back to bite you. - They feel sorry for you.

Girl... If it's too small for you, it's time to change it.

And how can you be sure Amelia isn't doing the same thing to you?

Look, bastard, wash your mouth before talking about Amelia.

My wife is a saint.

That woman leaves the house to the office and from the office to the house.

- Yes, yes... - Be careful, huh?

- Don't get so upset. - How so?

No, that is also relaxing.

- Sofia is like that. - Exact.

I trust my wife completely.

And you, are you sure?

- Franco. - Martin.

- What harm do you want to do to me? - What the hell are we doing here, brother?

Weren't we going to have a few drinks at the bar?

Come, I have to tell you something. Kneel down.

Why kneel?

You are the one who wants to confess. You kneel.

- Kneel down! - Damn.

Explain it to me, man.

You think that because you saw me leaving a motel with Sofia,

we are cuckolding?

No, for God's sake, impossible.

I figured you were talking there.

Yeah. And that's why you're going to a motel? To talk? Hey, Franco?

Well, sometimes it helps me organize my thoughts, trust me.

But nothing explains what the hell we're doing here, Martin.

- And at this time? - They closed the bar.

- It was closed. - Go to hell.

But now. Do you really want to know what happened?

Not really. I have a lot of things on my mind.

No, no, it's okay. Do you really want to know what happened?

- I can't. - Okay, I'll tell you. Already.

Oh, God.

I'm dating Sofia.

- With Sofia? - Yeah.

- With our Sofia? - With our Sofia.

- And that is not a reason... - Holy father.

...for the relationship between me and Santiago to change.

A relationship of years, damn, of years,

it's not acceptable that it ends, damn,

because your friend is dating your wife.

I can't fathom that shit.

Fuck!

You have to be more coherent.

Franco, you cocksucker, did you hear?

Martin, I have to tell you something, brother.

I found Amelia cheating on me today.

- What? - Yes, with my own eyes, brother.

Wow.

That's what I said. Wow. I give that woman everything. I mean...

- Wow. - That's what I said. Wow.

What damn selfish you are!

At the moment that I am telling you that I am dating Sofia,

you come and tell me that Amelia is cheating on you.

In my only minute of glory, damn, you come to overshadow me.

Fucking narcissist!

Are you going to get in?

My god, This country must be closed. Look at the other one.

Martin, I can't take it anymore. I have to tell you something.

What? What do you have to... Tell me what?

I have to tell you something too.

I have to tell you something too.

You know that I have been...

...acting kind of weird lately and all.

But it's because...

What happens is...

It's because...

- Because of Franco. - Franco?

You are very quiet. Very quiet.

Are you tired? Are you tired today?

- It was a hard day. - Oh, a hard day.

Hard day.

He told me and confessed to me that he was dating a girl.

- A young girl. - What?

Yes, a young girl. And that has me acting weird.

Nervous for my friend. They are my friends. That affects me.

He wanted to apologize.

Son of a bitch. Son of his damn mother!

Cheater. Bastard! Damn dog!

Calm down, it's not your problem. It's not you being cheated on.

No, but imagine. Poor Amelia.

Who is Jessica?

Nobody.

Aren't you going to answer?

Is this the time to arrive?

Look, they arrived.

- What? What? - And you, did you notice that shit?

- But I arrived before you. - I would have thrown it away.

I wish you saw how the other one turned out.

Did you refuel it?

Listen to me. Watch out for your drunk shit-talking.

Be careful what you speak. Okay? I trust you.

Calm. Calm down, brother. What's the matter? Stop your paranoia.

- Don't worry. - I trust you.

Don't worry.

Gentlemen, let the rum flow today and not the blood.

- My God, how wonderful! - Hello.

- We're going. - Oh, hello!

Don't move too much.

Come on, up. On board, everybody.

Cheers.

That's how I like it, the girls celebrating.

And my toll?

We'll later, okay? We'll talk later.

Take it easy.

- What's wrong with him? - Let's go up.

What's happening?

Aha, daddy.

I left that bar for you to destroy.

Damn, I felt like your whole package. Barbarian.

I'm going to pop the champagne.

Santi, let me tell you that I feel super calm having my life in your hands.

I wouldn't be so calm if I were you.

How are you? Come with me, I want to show you something.

Okay. Excuse me, ladies.

No, go ahead. For God's sake.

- I think you'll like it. - The best sound.

I love it.

Madam, take photos. Save photos for now.

- Come on. Do you want some? - My God.

Gentlemen, this works.

- Health! - Come on! We are going to New York.

- Debora, we're taking off. - Let's see. Let's see like this.

What is that sound? Santi?

He's fueling it. Don't worry.

Yes. And this has... Is this up to date on maintenance?

How long is the flight?

The important thing is not the destination, but enjoying the ride. Relax.

Yes. But you have to arrive well. Get your theme right. Okay?

- Are we going shopping? - Sure.

Love! Let's go shopping!

I see you very happy. Too trusting.

This is not the same as a commercial airplane.

Sometimes they don't give it the maintenance it requires.

Keep it up. Keep it up.

Hello…

Good evening and welcome aboard.

This is your captain, Santiago Ponce Y Gasset.

This is the flight to New York City.

Is everything okay there? Tell me.

Soon we will be passing all the drugs you can imagine.

- And completely free. - Are you also afraid of flying?

ACT 4 WILD ANIMALS

What's wrong with you, woman? You look weird.

No.

How did it go in New York?

What do you mean? What are you talking about?

What? Someone is better informed than me.

No, because Martin told me that they crossed paths on the way here.

Oh, did Martin tell you that?

And what else did Martin tell you?

No. You know, ophthalmology stuff.

But what were you doing there?

No, we were looking at a location for the possibility of opening a law firm.

- Some new partners. - Hell. Mythomaniac

Hey, be careful. I'm not a thief. Did you hear?

- That's kleptomaniac, boy. - Oh okay. Alright.

Mythomaniac. Compulsive liar. Talkative.

- Lies for sport. - Debora.

No, girl. Just asking.

Because as far as I know, Franco, you don't have any clients in New York.

- My love, is everything okay? - But come here, girl.

I was looking at an apartment in Soho, damn it,

to give to Amelia. And it was a surprise.

You ruined my surprise. Damn, you can't do anything with anyone.

No, no, and in fact, the mythomaniac, when he knows he's been caught,

he regularly makes up another lie to continue complicating things.

- What are you talking about, Martin? - The truth.

Well, yes, friend. You are very creative when it comes to telling truths.

Well, it's okay.

But you don't understand?! What were you doing in New York?

Do you want to know the truth?

Do you want to know the truth?

I didn't... I didn't want them to find out this way.

Not here, much less.

But...

If you want it here, here you go.

My love, I'm dying.

- No. - What?

- What do you mean? - No.

I went to a specialist...

and I didn't want to tell you guys until I had all the answers.

So no...

I didn't want to tell you...

so that you wouldn't suffer. I didn't...

understand and was going to deal with this alone, this way.

I didn't want to overwhelm you. You have many things too.

Hell, damn. But what a guy!

Martin.

- Are you serious? - Yeah.

But...

But... But what do you have?

It is a very rare disease.

But what disease? What's it called?

It still doesn't have a name so rare it is.

Frank, but let's see, this is terrible. Why didn't you tell us anything before?

Until the specialist confirmed

it was 100% mortal, I didn't want...

worry you. So I thought... Imagine. Let's see.

Does that have anything to do with

the message I saw from a certain Jessica on your phone?

Yes, yes, yes, my love.

Dr. Jessica is the one who is handling my case.

And she actually called me to let me know

that they had accepted me into the experimental treatment.

Yeah.

Sorry, my friends.

But you're not going to die on me now, right?

I don't know, really.

I didn't want to worry you precisely because of this.

Why are you all like this, as if it's nothing?

And does something hurt you? Any symptoms?

Everything here, everything in here. All.

How are we doing here? Are we ready for the party?

What happened?

Franco is dying.

Seriously, gentlemen, are you going to believe him? He is Franco.

I can't believe it.

Santi, is this piloting itself?

No, I have my co-pilot up front.

- Oh, by the way, let me introduce you. - No!

I mean, no, because if you do, who is going to pilot? You understand?

Girl, calm down. Autopilot.

Franco, but is it true or is it a lie?

I'm not understanding!

What are you doing? A damn novel here?

Like more affected than even me.

Can you explain it to me, by the way?

Nothing needs to be explained to you because you are the psychologist.

She's worried about your husband. Simple.

What else do you want, damn!

Of course, check yourself because that doesn't speak well of you.

Check yourself.

And have you already healed? You were dying.

The devil is taking me.

Family, meet Lucia, our star pilot.

Good night.

I hope you are having a pleasant flight.

Pleasant.

Pleasant.

Anything you need, please let us know.

Thank you, Lucia.

Oh mother of God! No! Shit! I'm having a fit here and now.

- What happened? - My heart is tight!

Did your sugar go down? Do you want one of these?

Grab one of these, here. It's going to do you good.

How nice that you were able to travel with us today.

- I'm getting sick. - Do you know each other?

She is my psychologist.

Shit no! I'm going to vomit.

But what happened?

What the fuck is going on here? Debora, come here.

Look! Who the hell are you cheating on me with?

Tell me.

Tell me.

Devil woman! What the hell are you talking to me about, damn?!

The cheater is you! You don't know? You are Jessica!

What? How am I Jessica?

I changed your name so Amelia wouldn't notice.

And why the hell did you do that if we're friends?

What friend is calling at 12 at night, damn?

Devil woman! Are you crazy?

I can't believe you did that.

You believe everything. If I tell you that I am a space engineer at NASA right now.

And you'll believe I'm an engineer.

Fuck it.

Can I talk to my husband for a second?

Oh, father in heaven.

I'm bad. I'm sick, Amelia.

Look at me. Look at my face...

and tell me it's not what I'm thinking.

Damn son of a bitch! Fuck! You fucking bastard!

Son of a bitch! Fuck!

- Amelia! - Oh really?

Oh really? Look at me. Look at me.

I'm going to tell you one thing.

I'm going to tell you one last time to see if you don't forget.

That you are who you are because of this one here.

I elevated you, idiot.

I elevated you, damn! I gave you fucking worth.

I took you, damn, out of that stinky little office

where you were, full of troublemakers,

starving to death eating a damn cable.

I brought you to my fucking field.

I gave you to all these people, damn, who gave you your worth, fuck.

That put you where you are now, and lower yourself with that basic.

With a vocabulary of three fucking words.

What hurts me the most, damn,

is that you made me give therapy to that cocksucker.

Look, look at me. Look at me.

Animals have limits!

They all have limits.

But of course,

you can't ask much of a rat like you.

Are you... are you hearing that?

- What the fuck? - Is it coming from there?

Did you hear that shit? Did you hear that shit?

- Are you hearing it? - What?

Shit.

Shit! There's a body here. Come see.

- Excuse me. - Oh, damn! Yeah.

What are you talking about? Shit.

Excuse me. Excuse me, gentlemen. Stay calm.

Stay calm. Excuse me.

I'm going to see if she's breathing.

Aren't you a doctor? Check on her.

No, I am an ophthalmologist. What am I going to check?

- She's alive. - Oh, damn! It's worse.

She's alive. She's alive.

Come on, help her. Help her!

I can't! I can't even move. I'm sick.

Alright. Do you hear me?

- Let's get you out of here. Come. - I'm going to the Supreme Court on Monday.

The arm. Gently.

Why is this happening to me now? I am a good man. My God.

No, it can't be. Jessica!

- Jessica? - Jessica?

- Do you know her? - Doctor. Doctor.

She looks too young to be a doctor. No?

And don't you think that's something his wife should ask him?

Well, ask him, because I think you are failing in your role.

Doctor. Doctor.

Oh, my love. I kind of don't like this game.

And he said my love!

But you are a fucking abuser, crazy. Oh really? It's a girl.

I thought she was older.

So you knew?

Franco! I'm freaking out!

I'm the one who's freaking out, Debora.

I give you three seconds to shut up or I'll put this little worm up your ass.

- Are you understanding me? - But you don't do anything.

Let's calm down, we're 30,000 feet high, damn it!

Doctor, could you explain to us what the hell you are doing on this plane?

- I don't know. - You don't know? Not even the devil knows.

Shit!

But what a damned lying cocksucker you are.

Tell the truth now, damn it! You're fucking the girl!

Oh my God.

Franco, really. Who are these people?

- I'm not liking this game anymore. - Jessica. Jessica.

So I'm not Jessica?

I understand now. I understand now.

She said it ran in her blood.

Girl, you didn't know anything?

What?

- It's not what it seems. - Debora.

Why does he have to call you Jessica? Hey?

Tell me.

Sorry if I'm the one who tells you,

but I think it's because he's sticking it up in her.

- Shit. I need some rum. - No, I need you to explain me.

- Martin, relax. - Don't put your hand on me, Santi.

- Don't get involved. - Take it gently, crazy.

- There are things in life... - No, no. You are going to explain me.

There are things in life that one does not understand.

Do you remember when we confessed? There are things in life that one does not...

Yeah.

No, they are not planned. You know.

- There are no planned things, right? - No.

- Like fucking my wife? - You and I are lifelong brothers.

- Lifelong brothers? - A lifetime, man.

And I love you, crazy. Everything... Oh, damn!

Damn, do you want them both? Fuck!

What do you want to know, cocksucker?

I can't believe you did that shit.

Yes, I put it in your wife, damn. And I'll even put it on you, bastard.

- Shut your mouth. - How basic you are.

What happened? Hey? Did you wash her brain, damn?

I didn't offer her anything, damn it. It was she who made a pass at me.

- What are you saying? - That you threw yourself at me.

Shit, Franco. Shut up, crazy.

- No, no, no, no! - Martin. Martin. Let go.

- What was it you said? - Let go of that bottle.

What was it you said?

She was the one who picked me up!

- Did she pick you up? - Yeah.

- What are you saying? - You threw yourself at me, damn it!

- Martin. - Did she throw herself at you?

- I didn't do anything. I swear. - Think about what you are going to do.

- Don't talk to me, damn. - You're crazy, huh?!

Martin! Stop!

Brother, think. You are a doctor.

Be quiet!

Come. Come. Kneel down.

Get on your knees, fuck! Damn dog.

- Martin, you are my brother. - Bark.

- We are... Wow, wow! - Aren't you a dog?

- Now... - What else?

He already barked. He already barked.

Urinate. Piss. Piss, damn!

- You're crazy. - Piss, damn!

- But for what? - Yes, just like that.

- You're crazy? - Damn dog! Bark!

Dogs don't bark like that, damn. Bark properly.

No, it's not that, damn. You are a dog. Like a dog.

That's not the same. Dogs don't bark like that.

I swear!

But bigger, bigger. Like a big dog. Bigger.

Martin, stop this, please.

And since you are a dog...

Martin, think about what you're doing. You are a doctor. You are a doctor.

Martin, stop, please.

You're going to put it in my bitch of a wife.

- Are you listening to yourself? - Martin, breathe, please.

My wife is there.

Stand up. Stand up. Stand up, you faggot. Fuck.

Unzip your pants. Pull down the damn zipper.

I'm going to kill you, you faggot.

- Martin, please. - Think!

- Unzip. - Alright.

- Amelia! - Come.

- Put it in. - Martin.

- Put it in my wife now! - You are crazy!

- Let go of me! - No, please. Enough!

Enough, enough.

What happened? What happened? What happened?

Breathe. Nothing happened.

Did I kill him? I killed him. I killed him.

You didn't kill anyone. You didn't kill anyone.

Look at me. Look at me. Now.

And did he bark?

He barked. Like a small dog and like a big one.

- And he peed too, right? - He peed like a dog too.

Fuck! Go eat shit!

You acting the moralist with me, damn it!

And you're screwing your friend Santi's wife!

Sofia. He's putting it in her, damn it!

Eat shit! Fuck!

That's not true!

- No? Is it a lie? Damn! - It's not true!

It's the other way around!

- The other way around? - Yes, the other way around.

- The other way around? - With Sofia?

Oh, my God. The other way around.

Explain yourself.

I have nothing to explain.

With that Mickey Mouse face, whoever sees you, buys you.

Please, Debora, please.

The girl is very posh, but she loves to get banged.

If we talk about banging, no one likes to be banged more than your husband.

What are you saying?

Martin, are you a faggot? Sucking dick, really?

Is it true what she's saying, that you are a faggot?

- I'm not a faggot! Fuck! - Stop, please.

Calm down. Everything is going to be fine.

- Bravo. - Calm down, okay?

- Stay away! - Do not touch me.

Do not touch me!

Thank you.

And you, dirty bastard. Fucking pedophile.

It's not what you think.

Making me believe that I am the one who is wrong, cocksucker!

Amelia, it's not what you think.

Fucking the girl. A damn minor.

Sit down, damn.

What are you talking about? Don't you see that she's not a girl?

All this shit is your fault.

Because you are using all that cheap psychology.

Poisoning everyone's head.

Now it's my fault that you like to be fucked.

He never laid a finger on me. See? See? It was me who gave it to him.

Oh. Ugh, how lucky.

Santi, do you see who your best friend is?

I hope that you move from there before he stabs you in the back.

Martin.

Why did you do this?

Because of Santi.

Yes, damn, because of you.

Because you have everything.

And you love to rub money and all the success that you have in our faces.

Do you think that shit doesn't hurt us?

Do you know what that shit is? Do you know what it's called?

Envy.

Lie! Lie!

- Shit. - You like being fucked.

I'm not a faggot!

I just wanted to feel what you feel when he's putting it in you.

Is that difficult to understand?

Captain.

There is a malfunction in the autopilot system.

Shut up, you animal, you're talking to the owners of the circus.

Oh, but how nice. Look who's here, your little friend.

Tell all your friends here, Amelia.

What are you doing with your patient? Tell me.

That's a professional secret. I don't have to disclose it.

What fucking secret are you talking about?

How many sessions have you given her? How many times have you seen her? Tell us.

- Sixteen. - Six.

Sixteen?

Sixteen. Ah, damn! Was it with health insurance?

- You will see sixteen now. - Franco! Franco!

- Franco! - You'll see, cocksucker.

- Franco. - What have you done?

- Franco! - What have you done?

It wasn't me. It wasn't me.

How are you going to pilot this, Santi? Do something!

What can I do? She's dead.

Look at that smoke. What's that damn smoke?

We're fucked.

It wasn't me.

It was my bad friend!

It wasn't me.

You saw it.

Who is piloting this?

We're all going to kill ourselves here.

You saw it.

That it wasn't me.

Fuck! It's falling!

Who is going to pilot?

Forgive me, father. I am a dog, Lord. But I'm a good dog. I swear.

Good evening.

This is your captain speaking, Santiago Ponce y Gasset.

I wanted to thank you for choosing us. Really very happy to have you.

I hope you enjoyed your trip.

You filthy rats.

This is the moment to suggest you sit down.

Santi, no, please.

And fasten your seatbelts so you can think about all the...

Please. I swear I won't steal from your house again. Please.

Not even the forks. Please.

- Oh, Santi. - Santi. Santi. Santi.

I hope this is the last thing you do.

I am your best friend. Your best friend.

The best friend is me!

The best friend is me, you fat fuck! I can't stand you anymore.

See you directly in heaven

We have a trip to Las Vegas.

My love. My love. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you more than ever.

I love you. Land it smoothly. Smoothly, my love.

I am here. Are you there?

I am a professional.

Santi, breathe. Don't worry about your wife's secrets.

Nobody is going to know. Only my assistant and me.

- Please. - Forgive us.

Santi, I haven't done anything to you, but forgive me.

I only wanted to go to New York.

My God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Lord Jesus.

Beloved father. Lord Jesus.

David. Abraham. Allah. Muhammad.

I was going to quit everything, but I'll trade these sluts for the drugs. Please.

Thank you, father. Thank you for saving us.

Oh yes. That's it. Now she's dead.

- My God. - Oh, my God.

Why did I come on this damn flight?

- Martin, please, check her. - We are all going to jail here, gentlemen.

We are all going to jail. We're fucked.

No, no, no. She fell on her own. It was an accident.

We didn't kill her. I mean, we don't...

Tell that to a judge, damn it. Or to a jury.

With drugs, with everything we have here. We are all going to jail.

No.

And why don't we just throw her out of the window?

This is never going to end, damn it.

Let's calm down. Let's calm down.

- How are we going to calm down? - Calm down.

- How can we calm down? - Calm down.

Lucia, grab the controls, please.

She's dead.

We're doomed, damn it!

Oh, my God.

Have we saved ourselves to end up here? No.

What do we do?

Do you guys want daddy to clean up your mess?

I'm going to clean up your mess.

Fucking shitty flight.

Decided. On Friday we go to New York.

Santi, see you on Friday.

Amelia, do you find all this shit funny?

We almost all died.

Is this a joke for you, huh?

Sofia, I sent you the flight ticket to New York. Delete this.

Aren't you getting it?

Are you crazy? What are you talking about?

I mean, please.

Did you really think that girl was going to look at you?

The money.

What do you want me to do to you?

He saw my stupid face.

He saw your stupid face. He saw the stupid faces of all of us.

What are you talking about? I don't understand.

It's not for me.

This is job is going to be a little different.

And just by chance the pilot came to my consultation.

He sent her to me.

And he sent her to you too.

Since we are going on this little adventure,

I thought I'd leave my wife here and take this beef.

Are you crazy?

Martin with Sofia.

There it is, Chino.

You with Debora.

Chino, I'm thirsty, damn.

Chino, are you deaf? Damn. It's for today.

And he...

saved us all.

Sure, sure.

How did we not notice?

How did we not notice, Franco?

- Woman, are you crazy? - He fooled us all.

Take her, Franco, take her!

Take what? Are you crazy?

He played us!

For a moment I thought you were going to kill us all.

Even animals have limits.

ANIMALS