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Thank you.

language, Hank.

Hank, what the hell

are

you doing? Nothing. He dropped it.

Apologize.

We're about it.

I'll get over it.

We're pushing her to the base.

Daddy, look what's on you.

Oh my, look how beautiful that is. Here you go, honey.

Locust, like, surface wall. I mean, what's a frog in a swamp pop?

It's kind of gross.

They don't look gross.

Mmm. Let me try.

Excuse me.

That's not yours.

Apologize.

I'm so sorry that your son's a fucking pussy.

Forget him, Benji. Bye.

He'll get what's coming to him.

Bullies always do.

Why, thank you.

Aren't you sweet?

I'm free too, Lizzie. Uh, there's no one on the plane.

Hey, she's out of your league. Come on. Bye, Lizzie.

Bye, Lizzie. Bye, Lizzie.

What were you thinking?

I was just seeing if I'm still lactose intolerant.

You know, I think mom and dad made it up.

Yeah, right. I have to live with this lactose fart.

It's fair.

How is it?

It's good.

How was the game?

That was good as my fart.

Big plans for the summer?

I know just a beach, maybe a garden again.

My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm. I don't want to spend

the summer indoors.

Sounds like you're fair.

Want this on their account?

Uh, no, I'm out.

Oh, please.

Be sure to say hi.

God damn it!

There's no more goddamn bell!

There's been a goddamn bell for three years!

I only put the damn thing up there because I thought it would be fun.

You hit the bell.

I'm going to take shots at it like it's goddamn ANSI OB. And I'm breaking my

back, picking up pennies all day.

Well, guess what? There's no more bail. Now get the hell out of here.

How about you, Jared? Any big plans?

Yeah. See, money's working for me.

Kid's going to make a killing. Buy a Ferrari.

Why would I mow lawns for you instead of going to camp?

You're going to need that cash in high school.

Chicks are expensive.

Trust me.

I know.

What are you talking about?

I practically went bankrupt dating your sorry ass. That was before I was an

entrepreneur. You mean before you bought a lawnmower?

Correct. Speaking of, Roger, I need some motor oil for the green machine.

And by green, I mean this is good deal cash.

Sure thing.

Thanks, Roger.

Say hi to your folks for me.

Sure. I'll say hi to them.

Roger. Burr.

How'd you do?

What's with your sister?

She used to laugh at all my jokes.

Well, if you want to get her back, don't try to be cool. Just try to be, uh,

human.

Kid's not wrong.

Dude!

You put the bell back?

Hmm.

Why would you ever set up a bell for kids to throw pennies at?

I made 57 cents today, and it only cost me three pieces of gum.

He's a psycho.

He probably has dead bodies in his basement.

Tie your shoe. I did. I need braces. They're so long.

Did you get it?

Get what?

I'll meet you at the car.

Are you getting beat? Oh, my God. Go.

I want some. Go.

Bye, Jared.

Maybe a couple of JJ's. Cool, bring that one.

Hi, Sebastian. Hi, Jared.

Uh, Elliot's not feeling well.

Oh. We were just texting.

Came on pretty suddenly.

It's probably just Pete's stroke from the game, but he's upstairs lying down.

Well, tell him to text me later if he's better and wants to hang out. I will.

Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday's perfect.

Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Anderson. No problem.

Come on, Sebastian.

Richard, what funny smell do you get?

It's coming up soon with his bath.

Bullshit.

Can you just give me back my bike? Your bike? I think this is going to be my

bike now.

Really? Because if you steal it, my dad is going to sue you.

What a quick response.

Why don't you come fight me for it? Because it's already mine.

Jared, is everything okay?

Yeah, we're just joking around.

Oh, yeah.

The bastard in here, he's always joking.

Okay.

I can take this any time I want.

This is going to be a great summer.

What do you do? Is it boring to be day after day? No, I mean, like, it's fun.

My 4.0?

I don't know if you're fucking off with your friends. You don't have any

friends.

I think what your father is trying to say is that your summer needs some

structure. Some sort of plan.

I have a plan.

I go out, I sleep in, I tan. Repeat.

Wow, look at her. She's a lawyer already. I mean, who needs law school?

Get close.

Just because Grandpa wasn't a new guy there, it doesn't mean that I have to be

one. Someone has to break the family curse.

You know, if Grandpa was alive, he'd have to see arms and your feet before

you. Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd put her in prison for disobeying

her parents.

That's right. Maybe I'm tired of using my brain. I want to monetize my hotness

while I'm young. Start an only fan.

How do you even know what that is? That's so gross, even as a joke.

What is that boomer ringtone?

Oh, stop it, you kids. You still love this song.

I heard it this morning, and it reminded me of when you were sweet and doted on

your mother. When I was, like, six?

That is just cringe.

Well, it's a mother's job to make her kids cringe.

You're a call boy.

You guys think I'm weird, don't you, Samantha?

What do you mean weird?

I don't know. He just likes to... Popping up like he was following me or

something. Like he could kidnap you?

I feel sorry for whoever kidnapped Sharon.

Elizabeth, please.

Take it back.

You make an excellent kidnap victim.

That's not good either, but at least it's positive.

Wait, how is he strange?

Just because his song is playing again.

Weird.

Well, I didn't see him at the club, so... Mom, do you need the car tomorrow?

Actually, I don't, why?

Everybody's going to White Mountain Park.

What about school?

Oh, it's skip day. Skip day. Some people call it that, but it's more like a field

trip. Everyone calls it that. I heard Jesse's brother, Skippin, was all his

friends. You wouldn't shut up if that meant. I figured that you might just go

and tell the master. Shut up. Yeah, that would be ridiculous. Shut up. It's a

tradition that the juniors do the last week of school with the outgoing senior.

Oh, it's a tradition. It's so funny because we did not have that tradition

when we went there.

Because we actually went to class. Right, right, right.

So what, you're telling me that half the school is cutting tomorrow?

Approximately. Then you'll get twice the attention.

I'm going.

To the school. To the water park.

Like hell you are. Finals are over and school's done on Wednesday. What's the

big deal?

Go Thursday.

Well, then it's not 15.

Come on, it is literally so stupid. Like, that's the point. You're supposed

to break the rules.

The point of rules is actually to not break them. That's why they're rules.

There's a criminal defense lawyer.

I defend the wrongly accused.

They haven't committed any crime.

Sure they haven't.

Look, honey, you can have the car, but like it or not, you can't go.

Why not?

Because we're going into Boston and we'll likely stay overnight.

Someone needs to be here for Jared. I honestly can't believe this. Jared can

save Elliot if anything happens, which it won't. Yes. Look, as much as we trust

you both, okay, we can't leave the child alone because accidents happen and we

need an adult nearby, which in this case happens to be you, honey. Okay?

Either way, you skip and skip day.

You better find someone to stay with or I'm taking you with me. Oh, no. Please

don't take me to a water park filled with girls and bikinis.

Shut up, Jared.

That's no place for him. Give me a break.

You don't take me either.

Yeah. Take you where?

Take you to school tomorrow. I would love to see you go to school talking

about Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney.

Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for you, Jared? Do we?

Piper?

Honey, what's wrong?

Do you have more ice cream?

What's wrong?

My necklace. I dropped it.

Oh, give it to Mom.

Let's go back to bed.

But I can't sleep without it. Please, Daddy?

Okay.

Are you sure?

Can't feel it.

Oh, my God.

Are you okay?

What happened?

Someone hurt my mommy.

Who?

Me.

I'm done.

Farber said I think they're open.

Probably on their way out.

Looks like I said it.

Good to know.

Yeah, we'll text her.

What? Why is there an ice cream truck parked at 6.30 in the morning outside

our house?

I don't know.

I heard Lizzie and Skye getting some last night after a big meltdown about

this kid.

Dare I say, it gives me the chills.

Oh, my God.

I thought we were doing ice cream puns. Yeah.

It does look a little weird, though.

Yeah.

I'm sure he's harmless.

Mm-hmm.

I'll call security.

Have a good drive back.

If you're sick, see you at school.

Baby.

Fucking little.

Is everyone this or this or something?

Are you talking to me?

You feel okay?

Yeah, random.

I'm in real estate today.

Hey, Elliot.

Hey, Elliot.

Elliot?

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Marcella.

So, I edited the video, and I thought that we could do a little...

Is this some sort of zombie pajama day challenge?

Morning, Mr.

Mayfair. Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson?

Uh, yeah, I just saw him. He was sick, so, like, maybe he went to the nurses?

Yeah. The terrible illness we call summer strikes about the end of every

school year.

Do you want me to go check?

Yes, but do come back, because there's still three days of school left, which

means three more days to learn.

Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we?

Jill, you want to break down 72 into prime numbers?

Guess not.

Are you okay?

Don't ask me that.

What does it look like?

Sorry. Is it just me or is something weird going on?

Y'all shouldn't be cutting class.

My job.

Anything's normal. Yeah.

For Tommy.

Elliot?

You guys see Elliot?

Yes.

Is Ellie in there?

We got a test or something?

Mr. B, you can't do us like that last week of school.

Well, at least now I know it's not a joke.

What joke?

To ask your friends.

Someone told them it's silent day or some new holiday they invented.

Greg's sick. He can't say shit.

Language, Mr.

Green. Language.

I'm the only one using it. You don't think this is weird?

I think everyone's already on summer vacation.

But now that you're here, take out a microscope.

What do you mean she hasn't shown up?

Mr. Headline.

Well, can you go by the house? Mr. Headline.

What are you doing?

Excuse me?

Hello? Class is not dismissed.

I don't know.

Sorry, no. Where are you going? Tommy,

you get back here. Tommy, you get back here.

Fine.

I'll deal with Tommy and the others later.

Now, all of you, back to your seats.

Sit down.

Marcella?

Marcella? Marcella!

Elliot! Elliot, this isn't funny.

And some change looks good.

Hey, it's my wife and pop wife standing up to this bitch.

Ready? Let's go.

Woo! Ice cream break!

Hey, this is not a fire drill.

Back to your classrooms.

What? Mom!

What the hell is going on?

This has got to be a joke.

I think I'm filming this.

I know you're filming this! Yeah.

What's up?

What'd you get?

Just like that, huh?

Let me just take yours.

Okay, come on, man. Just keep it.

I said break it up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh, my God.

It's Paul Maloney in Meadowbrook.

We're over here now.

I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if there was an accident, but it looks

like...

She's not moving, and there's a break.

Something evil. Some whining evil.

The ice cream man.

I definitely was.

It's voicemail.

They're trying to turn us.

Oh, my God.

This is actually happening. What the

fuck?

Holy.

That seems demonic.

Did you read it? What? No, I'm lactose intolerant. More information than you.

I'm fine.

I would have turned by now.

Whatever. Keep an eye on you. Hey, you know what? Why don't you keep an eye on

finding us a way out of here?

Yeah. Wait, Lizzie.

You have to get over here. I can't move my fucking arm.

Call an ambulance.

Wait, what?

Can you call mom and dad or get a doctor?

I tried them already. It's voicemail. Wait, did you have ice cream?

What?

Last night, Skye and I had some.

It's a fucking emergency.

It's poison.

It's fucking evil. You have to throw it out. Jared!

I heard her.

Jared, you have to get out of there.

I know. We're basically praying they don't find us right now.

What about the church?

Fine. Okay, let's not hide out there.

Grace Church, nobody ever goes in the basement. If you try to get there, I can

get you.

Grace Church.

Fucking Kirk, I liked you.

Gotta go to church, ready?

Why doesn't Church need a walk-in freezer?

Maybe this is where they keep the bodies.

What bodies?

For funerals?

The ice cream.

It's in there.

More in his truck?

Maybe he's got bigger plans.

It's all here.

I told you. The smell says to fly.

Look for a plug or switch.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, literally.

I see a power switch right by him.

Run. Who's telling us to run? Can't see. I see it. It's right there. The door.

Shit. Whoa.

We've got it stuck. We're going to die in here.

At least we're going to heaven.

Tommy? That's not even slightly funny.

It was a joke.

I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said she was coming here, so... Good thing

we're in a walk-in freezer. That's where everyone going to church looks first,

Jared.

Only if you promise to not be a dick.

Really? We're going to do this now?

No better time.

Fine. Fine, Chris, I... I promise I won't be a dick.

And if you get me the fuck out of this, I might even consider going to dinner

with you, assuming that there's any restaurants left. But first, can you

just get me the fuck down?

Dinner and a movie.

Dinner.

Your terms are accepted.

Come on, go!

Nice wheels.

I guess you really are an entrepreneur.

I told you so.

I can even buy a movie ticket now.

Where are we going?

To church.

Jared's headed out there.

Okay, let's go.

It's my fault.

All of it.

How's this on you?

I know who the Ice Cream Man is.

In a way, I created him.

What? Why would you create that?

I mean, I'm part of something that caused all of this.

Who is the Ice Cream Man?

His name was Jonathan Smiley.

He drove a truck.

No one knew his real name or his past, but he spoke with a foreign accent, so

we figured he came from someplace war-torn.

All he wanted was to make kids happy with his ice cream.

Children are very trusting of adults, especially adults in positions of

authority, in uniform, teachers.

Religious figures.

And there are those adults that would take advantage of that trust.

What did the ice cream man do?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

But he was playing for the crimes of another.

Young priest, I tried to speak out, but I was silenced by those more powerful.

The scandal was too great.

Rumors spread in a small town.

Something had to be done.

It was decided to put the blame on someone disposable.

The ice cream man.

One lawyer went after him.

He made all the kids lie in court.

testified against the ice cream man.

The adults fed them lies, and they regurgitated those lies on the stand.

What was the lawyer's name?

There is a special place in hell for men like Milton Mayfair.

Wait. You saw him told us how he was able to do this.

When he was in jail, someone came to visit him.

He said he was a lawyer.

But every word out of his mouth was a lie.

Except for one promise.

That he would help the ice cream man get his revenge on the town.

He was a necromancer.

who raises the dead for a price.

The ice cream man's soul in exchange for his revenge.

The necromancer promised that he would bring him back with special powers once

the kids had grown into adults.

When the town had long forgotten what they'd done, the ice cream man was

reminded them.

The next day, they...

They decided to bury him in an unmarked grave by the staff of the river.

To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place.

He's lying there now.

How do we stop the ice cream man?

If we ever get out of here.

Kill the necromancer.

The ice cream man dies with him.

So all we have to do is kill the Necromancer? But he's not alone.

He lies with a siren who will alert him if anyone attacks.

So then all we have to do is kill the siren and then kill the Necromancer. You

can't just kill him.

You have to cut his head off.

Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut his head off.

Yes, but you must not look at him. The Necromancer can still seduce even

decapitated.

Hang on.

We killed the siren, then decapitated the necromancer, but we can't even look

at him? Wait, that says a lot. How would we kill him? You kill the siren, you cut

the necromancer's head off, he'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak, do not

remove the hood, find the ice cream man, remove the hood, make the ice cream man

look into the necromancer's eyes, that would kill him.

Wait, what about the kids?

Do they just die?

The cursed children will sleep, and when they awake, they'll remember none of

this.

I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes for me. You lock the door.

Saving the three is my only chance at salvation. Now hide!

don't answer at their offices.

Well, how about we get the fuck out of here and call them on the way?

We're going to the cemetery.

Fucking A-Rite, we're all going to be in the cemetery if we don't get the fuck

out of here. No, we know how to stop them. Wait.

Wait, where's Tommy?

Tommy! Tommy!

Tommy!

Would you help with this shit?

What the fuck? Are you going gold prospecting in the old west or

something? I'm going to dig up a grave with your bare hands and be my guest.

Where is everyone?

Adults are hiding or dead.

Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma.

Kids are missing.

Does the priest know why the ice cream man is doing this?

Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton.

He made all the kids lie in court to put him away.

I guess it's revenge.

Mom and Dad, I testified too.

Yeah. I told you being a lawyer was a fucking family curse.

Chris, I look like she needs help.

How are we supposed to find it? It's in our own space.

There's thousands of them.

Wait.

What did he say about at the top of the river?

Well, there's a river, Maple. It's only seven times that.

Fucking pain in the ass to press.

They can ruin a chainsaw.

What?

I take back what I said about you being a total retard.

When did you ever say that?

Oh, I said it like a zillion times. Never to your face. I think her exact

words were a touch of criticism.

Guys, could we please focus on Friday's River Maples?

Oh, I see one.

There.

I'm sorry.

Pretty sure.

It's not a good time to go.

It's my girl.

Don't be it.

I'll join you.

No.

My family started this.

We're going to end it.

Hey, guys, I need your help.

On the count of three.

Okay.

One, two... Here, wait!

Don't do it. It's a trap.

Elliot, what happened?

It wore off.

Not all of his ice cream works.

He set a trap for you. Don't listen. That's not Elliot.

Come on. Of course it's me.

Everything that comes out of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie. Don't

trust him.

Jared, it's dangerous.

Lizzie, make him listen.

If we run, where are we going?

We're getting out of here. I know.

But how?

Just trust me. You've got to come with me before he gets back.

I will.

If you tell me one thing.

Anything. Come on.

What did you call me yesterday when I caught that flying one, Lizzie?

I caught your jarhead.

I blew the game, Elliot.

Just like you blew it now.

Don't come near him.

I don't have to.

Don't hit me Tommy.

You should trust them.

Be humble.

We're wrong.

We're the adults we can't trust.

The HP man was right.

He's the only one protecting us.

He's giving us powers.

Powers to fight them.

So, sexual problems.

We love...

except for one promise.

The ice cream man's soul in exchange for his revenge.