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Thank you.
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language, Hank.
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Hank, what the hell
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are
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you doing? Nothing. He dropped it.
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Apologize.
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We're about it.
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I'll get over it.
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We're pushing her to the base.
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Daddy, look what's on you.
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Oh my, look how beautiful that is. Here
you go, honey.
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Locust, like, surface wall. I mean,
what's a frog in a swamp pop?
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It's kind of gross.
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They don't look gross.
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Mmm. Let me try.
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Excuse me.
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That's not yours.
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Apologize.
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I'm so sorry that your son's a fucking
pussy.
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Forget him, Benji. Bye.
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He'll get what's coming to him.
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Bullies always do.
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Why, thank you.
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Aren't you sweet?
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I'm free too, Lizzie. Uh, there's no one
on the plane.
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Hey, she's out of your league. Come on.
Bye, Lizzie.
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Bye, Lizzie. Bye, Lizzie.
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What were you thinking?
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I was just seeing if I'm still lactose
intolerant.
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You know, I think mom and dad made it
up.
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Yeah, right. I have to live with this
lactose fart.
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It's fair.
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How is it?
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It's good.
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How was the game?
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That was good as my fart.
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Big plans for the summer?
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I know just a beach, maybe a garden
again.
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My parents, they want me to intern at
their law firm. I don't want to spend
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the summer indoors.
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Sounds like you're fair.
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Want this on their account?
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Uh, no, I'm out.
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Oh, please.
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Be sure to say hi.
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God damn it!
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There's no more goddamn bell!
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There's been a goddamn bell for three
years!
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I only put the damn thing up there
because I thought it would be fun.
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You hit the bell.
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I'm going to take shots at it like it's
goddamn ANSI OB. And I'm breaking my
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back, picking up pennies all day.
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Well, guess what? There's no more bail.
Now get the hell out of here.
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How about you, Jared? Any big plans?
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Yeah. See, money's working for me.
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Kid's going to make a killing. Buy a
Ferrari.
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Why would I mow lawns for you instead of
going to camp?
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You're going to need that cash in high
school.
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Chicks are expensive.
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Trust me.
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I know.
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What are you talking about?
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I practically went bankrupt dating your
sorry ass. That was before I was an
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entrepreneur. You mean before you bought
a lawnmower?
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Correct. Speaking of, Roger, I need some
motor oil for the green machine.
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And by green, I mean this is good deal
cash.
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Sure thing.
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Thanks, Roger.
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Say hi to your folks for me.
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Sure. I'll say hi to them.
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Roger. Burr.
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How'd you do?
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What's with your sister?
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She used to laugh at all my jokes.
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Well, if you want to get her back, don't
try to be cool. Just try to be, uh,
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human.
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Kid's not wrong.
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Dude!
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You put the bell back?
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Hmm.
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Why would you ever set up a bell for
kids to throw pennies at?
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I made 57 cents today, and it only cost
me three pieces of gum.
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He's a psycho.
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He probably has dead bodies in his
basement.
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Tie your shoe. I did. I need braces.
They're so long.
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Did you get it?
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Get what?
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I'll meet you at the car.
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Are you getting beat? Oh, my God. Go.
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I want some. Go.
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Bye, Jared.
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Maybe a couple of JJ's. Cool, bring that
one.
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Hi, Sebastian. Hi, Jared.
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Uh, Elliot's not feeling well.
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Oh. We were just texting.
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Came on pretty suddenly.
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It's probably just Pete's stroke from
the game, but he's upstairs lying down.
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Well, tell him to text me later if he's
better and wants to hang out. I will.
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Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday's
perfect.
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Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Anderson. No problem.
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Come on, Sebastian.
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Richard, what funny smell do you get?
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It's coming up soon with his bath.
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Bullshit.
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Can you just give me back my bike? Your
bike? I think this is going to be my
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bike now.
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Really? Because if you steal it, my dad
is going to sue you.
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What a quick response.
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Why don't you come fight me for it?
Because it's already mine.
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Jared, is everything okay?
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Yeah, we're just joking around.
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Oh, yeah.
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The bastard in here, he's always joking.
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Okay.
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I can take this any time I want.
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This is going to be a great summer.
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What do you do? Is it boring to be day
after day? No, I mean, like, it's fun.
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My 4.0?
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I don't know if you're fucking off with
your friends. You don't have any
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friends.
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I think what your father is trying to
say is that your summer needs some
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structure. Some sort of plan.
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I have a plan.
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I go out, I sleep in, I tan. Repeat.
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Wow, look at her. She's a lawyer
already. I mean, who needs law school?
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Get close.
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Just because Grandpa wasn't a new guy
there, it doesn't mean that I have to be
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one. Someone has to break the family
curse.
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You know, if Grandpa was alive, he'd
have to see arms and your feet before
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you. Actually, if Grandpa was alive,
he'd put her in prison for disobeying
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her parents.
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That's right. Maybe I'm tired of using
my brain. I want to monetize my hotness
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while I'm young. Start an only fan.
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How do you even know what that is?
That's so gross, even as a joke.
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What is that boomer ringtone?
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Oh, stop it, you kids. You still love
this song.
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I heard it this morning, and it reminded
me of when you were sweet and doted on
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your mother. When I was, like, six?
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That is just cringe.
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Well, it's a mother's job to make her
kids cringe.
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You're a call boy.
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You guys think I'm weird, don't you,
Samantha?
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What do you mean weird?
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I don't know. He just likes to...
Popping up like he was following me or
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something. Like he could kidnap you?
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I feel sorry for whoever kidnapped
Sharon.
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Elizabeth, please.
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Take it back.
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You make an excellent kidnap victim.
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That's not good either, but at least
it's positive.
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Wait, how is he strange?
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Just because his song is playing again.
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Weird.
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Well, I didn't see him at the club,
so... Mom, do you need the car tomorrow?
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Actually, I don't, why?
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Everybody's going to White Mountain
Park.
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What about school?
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Oh, it's skip day. Skip day. Some people
call it that, but it's more like a field
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trip. Everyone calls it that. I heard
Jesse's brother, Skippin, was all his
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friends. You wouldn't shut up if that
meant. I figured that you might just go
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and tell the master. Shut up. Yeah, that
would be ridiculous. Shut up. It's a
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tradition that the juniors do the last
week of school with the outgoing senior.
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Oh, it's a tradition. It's so funny
because we did not have that tradition
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when we went there.
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Because we actually went to class.
Right, right, right.
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So what, you're telling me that half the
school is cutting tomorrow?
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Approximately. Then you'll get twice the
attention.
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I'm going.
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To the school. To the water park.
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Like hell you are. Finals are over and
school's done on Wednesday. What's the
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big deal?
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Go Thursday.
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Well, then it's not 15.
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Come on, it is literally so stupid.
Like, that's the point. You're supposed
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to break the rules.
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The point of rules is actually to not
break them. That's why they're rules.
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There's a criminal defense lawyer.
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I defend the wrongly accused.
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They haven't committed any crime.
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Sure they haven't.
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Look, honey, you can have the car, but
like it or not, you can't go.
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Why not?
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Because we're going into Boston and
we'll likely stay overnight.
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Someone needs to be here for Jared. I
honestly can't believe this. Jared can
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save Elliot if anything happens, which
it won't. Yes. Look, as much as we trust
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you both, okay, we can't leave the child
alone because accidents happen and we
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need an adult nearby, which in this case
happens to be you, honey. Okay?
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Either way, you skip and skip day.
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You better find someone to stay with or
I'm taking you with me. Oh, no. Please
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don't take me to a water park filled
with girls and bikinis.
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Shut up, Jared.
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That's no place for him. Give me a
break.
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You don't take me either.
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Yeah. Take you where?
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Take you to school tomorrow. I would
love to see you go to school talking
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about Mitt Romney.
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Mitt Romney.
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Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for
you, Jared? Do we?
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Piper?
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Honey, what's wrong?
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Do you have more ice cream?
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What's wrong?
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My necklace. I dropped it.
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Oh, give it to Mom.
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Let's go back to bed.
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But I can't sleep without it. Please,
Daddy?
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Okay.
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Are you sure?
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Can't feel it.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you okay?
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What happened?
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Someone hurt my mommy.
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Who?
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Me.
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I'm done.
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Farber said I think they're open.
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Probably on their way out.
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Looks like I said it.
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Good to know.
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Yeah, we'll text her.
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What? Why is there an ice cream truck
parked at 6.30 in the morning outside
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our house?
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I don't know.
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I heard Lizzie and Skye getting some
last night after a big meltdown about
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this kid.
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Dare I say, it gives me the chills.
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Oh, my God.
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I thought we were doing ice cream puns.
Yeah.
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It does look a little weird, though.
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Yeah.
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I'm sure he's harmless.
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Mm-hmm.
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I'll call security.
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Have a good drive back.
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If you're sick, see you at school.
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Baby.
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Fucking little.
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Is everyone this or this or something?
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Are you talking to me?
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You feel okay?
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Yeah, random.
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I'm in real estate today.
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Hey, Elliot.
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Hey, Elliot.
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Elliot?
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, my God. Marcella.
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So, I edited the video, and I thought
that we could do a little...
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Is this some sort of zombie pajama day
challenge?
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Morning, Mr.
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Mayfair. Any sign of your friend Mr.
Henderson?
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Uh, yeah, I just saw him. He was sick,
so, like, maybe he went to the nurses?
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Yeah. The terrible illness we call
summer strikes about the end of every
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school year.
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00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,100
Do you want me to go check?
257
00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:54,190
Yes, but do come back, because there's
still three days of school left, which
258
00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:56,230
means three more days to learn.
259
00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:00,030
Let's get back to some factor trees,
shall we?
260
00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:03,850
Jill, you want to break down 72 into
prime numbers?
261
00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:08,430
Guess not.
262
00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,030
Are you okay?
263
00:27:16,930 --> 00:27:17,950
Don't ask me that.
264
00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:19,510
What does it look like?
265
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:25,400
Sorry. Is it just me or is something
weird going on?
266
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,200
Y'all shouldn't be cutting class.
267
00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,940
My job.
268
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,300
Anything's normal. Yeah.
269
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,660
For Tommy.
270
00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,460
Elliot?
271
00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,740
You guys see Elliot?
272
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,140
Yes.
273
00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:54,770
Is Ellie in there?
274
00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,620
We got a test or something?
275
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,220
Mr. B, you can't do us like that last
week of school.
276
00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:37,320
Well, at least now I know it's not a
joke.
277
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,640
What joke?
278
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800
To ask your friends.
279
00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:43,120
Someone told them it's silent day or
some new holiday they invented.
280
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,100
Greg's sick. He can't say shit.
281
00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,580
Language, Mr.
282
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,960
Green. Language.
283
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,580
I'm the only one using it. You don't
think this is weird?
284
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,520
I think everyone's already on summer
vacation.
285
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,880
But now that you're here, take out a
microscope.
286
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,000
What do you mean she hasn't shown up?
287
00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:07,979
Mr. Headline.
288
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,740
Well, can you go by the house? Mr.
Headline.
289
00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:42,450
What are you doing?
290
00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,010
Excuse me?
291
00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,290
Hello? Class is not dismissed.
292
00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:49,150
I don't know.
293
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,820
Sorry, no. Where are you going? Tommy,
294
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,740
you get back here. Tommy, you get back
here.
295
00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,060
Fine.
296
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,400
I'll deal with Tommy and the others
later.
297
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,840
Now, all of you, back to your seats.
298
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760
Sit down.
299
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,120
Marcella?
300
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,160
Marcella? Marcella!
301
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,180
Elliot! Elliot, this isn't funny.
302
00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,050
And some change looks good.
303
00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:46,310
Hey, it's my wife and pop wife standing
up to this bitch.
304
00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:47,870
Ready? Let's go.
305
00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:49,390
Woo! Ice cream break!
306
00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:51,170
Hey, this is not a fire drill.
307
00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:53,050
Back to your classrooms.
308
00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:54,790
What? Mom!
309
00:30:56,110 --> 00:30:57,450
What the hell is going on?
310
00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:58,990
This has got to be a joke.
311
00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:01,030
I think I'm filming this.
312
00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:03,210
I know you're filming this! Yeah.
313
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,879
What's up?
314
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,880
What'd you get?
315
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,240
Just like that, huh?
316
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640
Let me just take yours.
317
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,660
Okay, come on, man. Just keep it.
318
00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,270
I said break it up.
319
00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:59,070
Oh, my God.
320
00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,830
Oh, man.
321
00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:03,490
Oh, my God.
322
00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:07,770
It's Paul Maloney in Meadowbrook.
323
00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,250
We're over here now.
324
00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:12,690
I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if
there was an accident, but it looks
325
00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:13,690
like...
326
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,400
She's not moving, and there's a break.
327
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,420
Something evil. Some whining evil.
328
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:10,940
The ice cream man.
329
00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:26,290
I definitely was.
330
00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:30,530
It's voicemail.
331
00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:17,170
They're trying to turn us.
332
00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:18,910
Oh, my God.
333
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,810
This is actually happening. What the
334
00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:27,270
fuck?
335
00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:34,570
Holy.
336
00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:40,470
That seems demonic.
337
00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:45,690
Did you read it? What? No, I'm lactose
intolerant. More information than you.
338
00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:06,459
I'm fine.
339
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600
I would have turned by now.
340
00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Whatever. Keep an eye on you. Hey, you
know what? Why don't you keep an eye on
341
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,760
finding us a way out of here?
342
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,600
Yeah. Wait, Lizzie.
343
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,200
You have to get over here. I can't move
my fucking arm.
344
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,580
Call an ambulance.
345
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,738
Wait, what?
346
00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,800
Can you call mom and dad or get a
doctor?
347
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,400
I tried them already. It's voicemail.
Wait, did you have ice cream?
348
00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,780
What?
349
00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,400
Last night, Skye and I had some.
350
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,500
It's a fucking emergency.
351
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,618
It's poison.
352
00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:36,900
It's fucking evil. You have to throw it
out. Jared!
353
00:43:47,810 --> 00:43:48,970
I heard her.
354
00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,770
Jared, you have to get out of there.
355
00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,450
I know. We're basically praying they
don't find us right now.
356
00:43:56,730 --> 00:43:57,730
What about the church?
357
00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,230
Fine. Okay, let's not hide out there.
358
00:44:01,670 --> 00:44:05,530
Grace Church, nobody ever goes in the
basement. If you try to get there, I can
359
00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:06,530
get you.
360
00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:08,790
Grace Church.
361
00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,850
Fucking Kirk, I liked you.
362
00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,310
Gotta go to church, ready?
363
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,340
Why doesn't Church need a walk-in
freezer?
364
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,940
Maybe this is where they keep the
bodies.
365
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,200
What bodies?
366
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,500
For funerals?
367
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,220
The ice cream.
368
00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760
It's in there.
369
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,140
More in his truck?
370
00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:37,940
Maybe he's got bigger plans.
371
00:57:08,810 --> 00:57:09,788
It's all here.
372
00:57:09,790 --> 00:57:12,110
I told you. The smell says to fly.
373
00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:15,330
Look for a plug or switch.
374
00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:29,990
Oh, my God.
375
00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:31,370
Yeah, literally.
376
00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,710
I see a power switch right by him.
377
00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:46,960
Run. Who's telling us to run? Can't see.
I see it. It's right there. The door.
378
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,660
Shit. Whoa.
379
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,240
We've got it stuck. We're going to die
in here.
380
00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,440
At least we're going to heaven.
381
00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,780
Tommy? That's not even slightly funny.
382
00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,240
It was a joke.
383
00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:04,960
I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said
she was coming here, so... Good thing
384
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,940
we're in a walk-in freezer. That's where
everyone going to church looks first,
385
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,080
Jared.
386
00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:22,610
Only if you promise to not be a dick.
387
00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:25,030
Really? We're going to do this now?
388
00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:28,130
No better time.
389
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:34,170
Fine. Fine, Chris, I... I promise I
won't be a dick.
390
00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:37,630
And if you get me the fuck out of this,
I might even consider going to dinner
391
00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,010
with you, assuming that there's any
restaurants left. But first, can you
392
00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:42,050
just get me the fuck down?
393
00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:45,570
Dinner and a movie.
394
00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:47,910
Dinner.
395
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,890
Your terms are accepted.
396
00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:02,050
Come on, go!
397
00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,290
Nice wheels.
398
00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,050
I guess you really are an entrepreneur.
399
00:59:11,030 --> 00:59:12,030
I told you so.
400
00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:13,690
I can even buy a movie ticket now.
401
00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:16,310
Where are we going?
402
00:59:16,370 --> 00:59:17,328
To church.
403
00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,330
Jared's headed out there.
404
00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:19,690
Okay, let's go.
405
00:59:28,010 --> 00:59:28,729
It's my fault.
406
00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:29,730
All of it.
407
00:59:30,230 --> 00:59:31,230
How's this on you?
408
00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:35,170
I know who the Ice Cream Man is.
409
00:59:36,430 --> 00:59:39,210
In a way, I created him.
410
00:59:39,590 --> 00:59:41,770
What? Why would you create that?
411
00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:44,790
I mean, I'm part of something that
caused all of this.
412
00:59:45,470 --> 00:59:46,950
Who is the Ice Cream Man?
413
00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:50,950
His name was Jonathan Smiley.
414
00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:53,950
He drove a truck.
415
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,640
No one knew his real name or his past,
but he spoke with a foreign accent, so
416
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,920
we figured he came from someplace
war-torn.
417
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,880
All he wanted was to make kids happy
with his ice cream.
418
01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:21,960
Children are very trusting of adults,
especially adults in positions of
419
01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,420
authority, in uniform, teachers.
420
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,500
Religious figures.
421
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:34,720
And there are those adults that would
take advantage of that trust.
422
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,080
What did the ice cream man do?
423
01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:39,660
Nothing.
424
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,120
Absolutely nothing.
425
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,440
But he was playing for the crimes of
another.
426
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:03,390
Young priest, I tried to speak out, but
I was silenced by those more powerful.
427
01:01:04,550 --> 01:01:06,750
The scandal was too great.
428
01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:09,570
Rumors spread in a small town.
429
01:01:09,810 --> 01:01:11,130
Something had to be done.
430
01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:17,810
It was decided to put the blame on
someone disposable.
431
01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:21,110
The ice cream man.
432
01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,850
One lawyer went after him.
433
01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,090
He made all the kids lie in court.
434
01:01:31,530 --> 01:01:34,030
testified against the ice cream man.
435
01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:40,350
The adults fed them lies, and they
regurgitated those lies on the stand.
436
01:01:44,490 --> 01:01:46,510
What was the lawyer's name?
437
01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:54,830
There is a special place in hell for men
like Milton Mayfair.
438
01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:08,180
Wait. You saw him told us how he was
able to do this.
439
01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:12,920
When he was in jail, someone came to
visit him.
440
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,200
He said he was a lawyer.
441
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,080
But every word out of his mouth was a
lie.
442
01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,060
Except for one promise.
443
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:27,080
That he would help the ice cream man get
his revenge on the town.
444
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,360
He was a necromancer.
445
01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:37,730
who raises the dead for a price.
446
01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:42,510
The ice cream man's soul in exchange for
his revenge.
447
01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:49,610
The necromancer promised that he would
bring him back with special powers once
448
01:02:49,610 --> 01:02:51,470
the kids had grown into adults.
449
01:02:52,430 --> 01:02:57,990
When the town had long forgotten what
they'd done, the ice cream man was
450
01:02:57,990 --> 01:02:58,990
reminded them.
451
01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:03,870
The next day, they...
452
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,040
They decided to bury him in an unmarked
grave by the staff of the river.
453
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,720
To resurrect him, the necromancer took
his place.
454
01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,180
He's lying there now.
455
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,900
How do we stop the ice cream man?
456
01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,000
If we ever get out of here.
457
01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,980
Kill the necromancer.
458
01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:31,580
The ice cream man dies with him.
459
01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:36,600
So all we have to do is kill the
Necromancer? But he's not alone.
460
01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:40,700
He lies with a siren who will alert him
if anyone attacks.
461
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,180
So then all we have to do is kill the
siren and then kill the Necromancer. You
462
01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,180
can't just kill him.
463
01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,960
You have to cut his head off.
464
01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:52,140
Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut
his head off.
465
01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:58,320
Yes, but you must not look at him. The
Necromancer can still seduce even
466
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,320
decapitated.
467
01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,209
Hang on.
468
01:04:01,210 --> 01:04:04,990
We killed the siren, then decapitated
the necromancer, but we can't even look
469
01:04:04,990 --> 01:04:09,430
at him? Wait, that says a lot. How would
we kill him? You kill the siren, you cut
470
01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:12,730
the necromancer's head off, he'll be
wearing a ceremonial cloak, do not
471
01:04:12,730 --> 01:04:17,790
remove the hood, find the ice cream man,
remove the hood, make the ice cream man
472
01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:20,730
look into the necromancer's eyes, that
would kill him.
473
01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:22,950
Wait, what about the kids?
474
01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,350
Do they just die?
475
01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:30,170
The cursed children will sleep, and when
they awake, they'll remember none of
476
01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,170
this.
477
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,180
I'll distract the ice cream man when he
comes for me. You lock the door.
478
01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:42,160
Saving the three is my only chance at
salvation. Now hide!
479
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,240
don't answer at their offices.
480
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,740
Well, how about we get the fuck out of
here and call them on the way?
481
01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,060
We're going to the cemetery.
482
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,740
Fucking A-Rite, we're all going to be in
the cemetery if we don't get the fuck
483
01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:19,040
out of here. No, we know how to stop
them. Wait.
484
01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,080
Wait, where's Tommy?
485
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,620
Tommy! Tommy!
486
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:24,100
Tommy!
487
01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:26,160
Would you help with this shit?
488
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,180
What the fuck? Are you going gold
prospecting in the old west or
489
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:33,100
something? I'm going to dig up a grave
with your bare hands and be my guest.
490
01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:57,660
Where is everyone?
491
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,400
Adults are hiding or dead.
492
01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,980
Teens who ate it are in some kind of
coma.
493
01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:04,660
Kids are missing.
494
01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:07,280
Does the priest know why the ice cream
man is doing this?
495
01:07:07,950 --> 01:07:09,670
Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton.
496
01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:13,070
He made all the kids lie in court to put
him away.
497
01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:14,890
I guess it's revenge.
498
01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:18,370
Mom and Dad, I testified too.
499
01:07:19,110 --> 01:07:22,850
Yeah. I told you being a lawyer was a
fucking family curse.
500
01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:27,530
Chris, I look like she needs help.
501
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,939
How are we supposed to find it? It's in
our own space.
502
01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:28,640
There's thousands of them.
503
01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:31,740
Wait.
504
01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:34,460
What did he say about at the top of the
river?
505
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,540
Well, there's a river, Maple. It's only
seven times that.
506
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,779
Fucking pain in the ass to press.
507
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,420
They can ruin a chainsaw.
508
01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:45,180
What?
509
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,300
I take back what I said about you being
a total retard.
510
01:08:49,330 --> 01:08:50,390
When did you ever say that?
511
01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:53,609
Oh, I said it like a zillion times.
Never to your face. I think her exact
512
01:08:53,609 --> 01:08:55,330
words were a touch of criticism.
513
01:08:56,149 --> 01:08:58,529
Guys, could we please focus on Friday's
River Maples?
514
01:08:58,770 --> 01:08:59,770
Oh, I see one.
515
01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,270
There.
516
01:10:21,630 --> 01:10:24,430
I'm sorry.
517
01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:26,960
Pretty sure.
518
01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:28,880
It's not a good time to go.
519
01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:30,940
It's my girl.
520
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960
Don't be it.
521
01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,380
I'll join you.
522
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,600
No.
523
01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,940
My family started this.
524
01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:32,300
We're going to end it.
525
01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,720
Hey, guys, I need your help.
526
01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,300
On the count of three.
527
01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,780
Okay.
528
01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,640
One, two... Here, wait!
529
01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:41,540
Don't do it. It's a trap.
530
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,480
Elliot, what happened?
531
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,960
It wore off.
532
01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,420
Not all of his ice cream works.
533
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,260
He set a trap for you. Don't listen.
That's not Elliot.
534
01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200
Come on. Of course it's me.
535
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,220
Everything that comes out of the
Necromancer's mouth is a lie. Don't
536
01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:55,129
trust him.
537
01:12:55,130 --> 01:12:56,130
Jared, it's dangerous.
538
01:12:56,650 --> 01:12:57,910
Lizzie, make him listen.
539
01:12:58,210 --> 01:13:00,050
If we run, where are we going?
540
01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:02,070
We're getting out of here. I know.
541
01:13:02,930 --> 01:13:03,849
But how?
542
01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:07,330
Just trust me. You've got to come with
me before he gets back.
543
01:13:07,710 --> 01:13:08,608
I will.
544
01:13:08,610 --> 01:13:10,030
If you tell me one thing.
545
01:13:10,530 --> 01:13:11,910
Anything. Come on.
546
01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:15,390
What did you call me yesterday when I
caught that flying one, Lizzie?
547
01:13:16,170 --> 01:13:17,350
I caught your jarhead.
548
01:13:21,970 --> 01:13:23,190
I blew the game, Elliot.
549
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,400
Just like you blew it now.
550
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,360
Don't come near him.
551
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:31,420
I don't have to.
552
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:22,930
Don't hit me Tommy.
553
01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:24,790
You should trust them.
554
01:15:25,110 --> 01:15:26,570
Be humble.
555
01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:28,070
We're wrong.
556
01:15:28,270 --> 01:15:29,790
We're the adults we can't trust.
557
01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:35,370
The HP man was right.
558
01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:37,790
He's the only one protecting us.
559
01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:39,790
He's giving us powers.
560
01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:41,990
Powers to fight them.
561
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,010
So, sexual problems.
562
01:15:50,710 --> 01:15:51,830
We love...
563
01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:42,950
except for one promise.
564
01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:50,070
The ice cream man's soul in exchange for
his revenge.
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