1 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,320 Thank you. 2 00:04:37,740 --> 00:04:38,579 language, Hank. 3 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:44,200 Hank, what the hell 4 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:54,420 are 5 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,680 you doing? Nothing. He dropped it. 6 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:58,140 Apologize. 7 00:04:58,800 --> 00:04:59,800 We're about it. 8 00:05:10,860 --> 00:05:11,860 I'll get over it. 9 00:05:12,140 --> 00:05:13,380 We're pushing her to the base. 10 00:05:25,260 --> 00:05:26,660 Daddy, look what's on you. 11 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:30,240 Oh my, look how beautiful that is. Here you go, honey. 12 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,580 Locust, like, surface wall. I mean, what's a frog in a swamp pop? 13 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:44,840 It's kind of gross. 14 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:46,180 They don't look gross. 15 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,960 Mmm. Let me try. 16 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,880 Excuse me. 17 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:52,220 That's not yours. 18 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:54,360 Apologize. 19 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:58,460 I'm so sorry that your son's a fucking pussy. 20 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:06,700 Forget him, Benji. Bye. 21 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:08,780 He'll get what's coming to him. 22 00:06:09,310 --> 00:06:10,390 Bullies always do. 23 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,570 Why, thank you. 24 00:06:15,330 --> 00:06:16,330 Aren't you sweet? 25 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,440 I'm free too, Lizzie. Uh, there's no one on the plane. 26 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:09,320 Hey, she's out of your league. Come on. Bye, Lizzie. 27 00:07:09,540 --> 00:07:10,560 Bye, Lizzie. Bye, Lizzie. 28 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,320 What were you thinking? 29 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,680 I was just seeing if I'm still lactose intolerant. 30 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:17,980 You know, I think mom and dad made it up. 31 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,740 Yeah, right. I have to live with this lactose fart. 32 00:07:21,580 --> 00:07:22,580 It's fair. 33 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,200 How is it? 34 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:25,280 It's good. 35 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:26,420 How was the game? 36 00:07:26,660 --> 00:07:27,920 That was good as my fart. 37 00:07:34,060 --> 00:07:35,060 Big plans for the summer? 38 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,880 I know just a beach, maybe a garden again. 39 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:41,860 My parents, they want me to intern at their law firm. I don't want to spend 40 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:42,860 the summer indoors. 41 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,160 Sounds like you're fair. 42 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:45,640 Want this on their account? 43 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:46,920 Uh, no, I'm out. 44 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:49,120 Oh, please. 45 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,620 Be sure to say hi. 46 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:52,600 God damn it! 47 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,540 There's no more goddamn bell! 48 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,180 There's been a goddamn bell for three years! 49 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,560 I only put the damn thing up there because I thought it would be fun. 50 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 You hit the bell. 51 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:09,400 I'm going to take shots at it like it's goddamn ANSI OB. And I'm breaking my 52 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:11,080 back, picking up pennies all day. 53 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:14,740 Well, guess what? There's no more bail. Now get the hell out of here. 54 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,340 How about you, Jared? Any big plans? 55 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:23,460 Yeah. See, money's working for me. 56 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,040 Kid's going to make a killing. Buy a Ferrari. 57 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:29,600 Why would I mow lawns for you instead of going to camp? 58 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,180 You're going to need that cash in high school. 59 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:32,440 Chicks are expensive. 60 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:33,840 Trust me. 61 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:34,860 I know. 62 00:08:35,049 --> 00:08:36,049 What are you talking about? 63 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:40,289 I practically went bankrupt dating your sorry ass. That was before I was an 64 00:08:40,289 --> 00:08:42,190 entrepreneur. You mean before you bought a lawnmower? 65 00:08:42,510 --> 00:08:46,170 Correct. Speaking of, Roger, I need some motor oil for the green machine. 66 00:08:46,790 --> 00:08:49,170 And by green, I mean this is good deal cash. 67 00:08:49,590 --> 00:08:50,590 Sure thing. 68 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:51,910 Thanks, Roger. 69 00:08:51,930 --> 00:08:53,190 Say hi to your folks for me. 70 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,010 Sure. I'll say hi to them. 71 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:58,030 Roger. Burr. 72 00:08:58,290 --> 00:08:59,290 How'd you do? 73 00:08:59,510 --> 00:09:00,510 What's with your sister? 74 00:09:00,670 --> 00:09:01,950 She used to laugh at all my jokes. 75 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:05,280 Well, if you want to get her back, don't try to be cool. Just try to be, uh, 76 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:06,440 human. 77 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:09,500 Kid's not wrong. 78 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,040 Dude! 79 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:14,600 You put the bell back? 80 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,540 Hmm. 81 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:23,180 Why would you ever set up a bell for kids to throw pennies at? 82 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:27,320 I made 57 cents today, and it only cost me three pieces of gum. 83 00:09:27,660 --> 00:09:28,660 He's a psycho. 84 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:30,340 He probably has dead bodies in his basement. 85 00:09:31,459 --> 00:09:34,260 Tie your shoe. I did. I need braces. They're so long. 86 00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,019 Did you get it? 87 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,020 Get what? 88 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,640 I'll meet you at the car. 89 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:42,280 Are you getting beat? Oh, my God. Go. 90 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:44,160 I want some. Go. 91 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Bye, Jared. 92 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,640 Maybe a couple of JJ's. Cool, bring that one. 93 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,960 Hi, Sebastian. Hi, Jared. 94 00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:23,780 Uh, Elliot's not feeling well. 95 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,760 Oh. We were just texting. 96 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,040 Came on pretty suddenly. 97 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:30,340 It's probably just Pete's stroke from the game, but he's upstairs lying down. 98 00:11:30,580 --> 00:11:34,460 Well, tell him to text me later if he's better and wants to hang out. I will. 99 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,780 Oh, uh, tell your mom Saturday's perfect. 100 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:38,840 Okay. Thanks, Mrs. Anderson. No problem. 101 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:42,960 Come on, Sebastian. 102 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,160 Richard, what funny smell do you get? 103 00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,520 It's coming up soon with his bath. 104 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:48,980 Bullshit. 105 00:11:49,310 --> 00:11:52,630 Can you just give me back my bike? Your bike? I think this is going to be my 106 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,329 bike now. 107 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:55,970 Really? Because if you steal it, my dad is going to sue you. 108 00:11:57,170 --> 00:11:58,230 What a quick response. 109 00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:01,730 Why don't you come fight me for it? Because it's already mine. 110 00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,250 Jared, is everything okay? 111 00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:05,470 Yeah, we're just joking around. 112 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:06,709 Oh, yeah. 113 00:12:06,710 --> 00:12:08,350 The bastard in here, he's always joking. 114 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:09,810 Okay. 115 00:12:14,950 --> 00:12:17,250 I can take this any time I want. 116 00:12:23,180 --> 00:12:24,460 This is going to be a great summer. 117 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,720 What do you do? Is it boring to be day after day? No, I mean, like, it's fun. 118 00:13:11,839 --> 00:13:12,980 My 4.0? 119 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:16,020 I don't know if you're fucking off with your friends. You don't have any 120 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,020 friends. 121 00:13:17,800 --> 00:13:20,580 I think what your father is trying to say is that your summer needs some 122 00:13:20,580 --> 00:13:21,980 structure. Some sort of plan. 123 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:23,220 I have a plan. 124 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,480 I go out, I sleep in, I tan. Repeat. 125 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,200 Wow, look at her. She's a lawyer already. I mean, who needs law school? 126 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,179 Get close. 127 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:32,220 Just because Grandpa wasn't a new guy there, it doesn't mean that I have to be 128 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:34,340 one. Someone has to break the family curse. 129 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,140 You know, if Grandpa was alive, he'd have to see arms and your feet before 130 00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:40,840 you. Actually, if Grandpa was alive, he'd put her in prison for disobeying 131 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:41,699 her parents. 132 00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:45,200 That's right. Maybe I'm tired of using my brain. I want to monetize my hotness 133 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,640 while I'm young. Start an only fan. 134 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,140 How do you even know what that is? That's so gross, even as a joke. 135 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,200 What is that boomer ringtone? 136 00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,700 Oh, stop it, you kids. You still love this song. 137 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,440 I heard it this morning, and it reminded me of when you were sweet and doted on 138 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,080 your mother. When I was, like, six? 139 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,880 That is just cringe. 140 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,220 Well, it's a mother's job to make her kids cringe. 141 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,080 You're a call boy. 142 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,540 You guys think I'm weird, don't you, Samantha? 143 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:14,980 What do you mean weird? 144 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,530 I don't know. He just likes to... Popping up like he was following me or 145 00:14:18,530 --> 00:14:20,090 something. Like he could kidnap you? 146 00:14:20,390 --> 00:14:22,450 I feel sorry for whoever kidnapped Sharon. 147 00:14:22,730 --> 00:14:23,730 Elizabeth, please. 148 00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,310 Take it back. 149 00:14:25,390 --> 00:14:26,970 You make an excellent kidnap victim. 150 00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:28,970 That's not good either, but at least it's positive. 151 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,890 Wait, how is he strange? 152 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:32,850 Just because his song is playing again. 153 00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:35,570 Weird. 154 00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:40,110 Well, I didn't see him at the club, so... Mom, do you need the car tomorrow? 155 00:14:40,530 --> 00:14:41,530 Actually, I don't, why? 156 00:14:43,430 --> 00:14:45,030 Everybody's going to White Mountain Park. 157 00:14:45,790 --> 00:14:46,790 What about school? 158 00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:51,190 Oh, it's skip day. Skip day. Some people call it that, but it's more like a field 159 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:55,710 trip. Everyone calls it that. I heard Jesse's brother, Skippin, was all his 160 00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:59,130 friends. You wouldn't shut up if that meant. I figured that you might just go 161 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:02,650 and tell the master. Shut up. Yeah, that would be ridiculous. Shut up. It's a 162 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,750 tradition that the juniors do the last week of school with the outgoing senior. 163 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:09,810 Oh, it's a tradition. It's so funny because we did not have that tradition 164 00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:10,810 when we went there. 165 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,350 Because we actually went to class. Right, right, right. 166 00:15:13,570 --> 00:15:15,710 So what, you're telling me that half the school is cutting tomorrow? 167 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,030 Approximately. Then you'll get twice the attention. 168 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,049 I'm going. 169 00:15:20,050 --> 00:15:21,670 To the school. To the water park. 170 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:25,110 Like hell you are. Finals are over and school's done on Wednesday. What's the 171 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:25,669 big deal? 172 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:26,509 Go Thursday. 173 00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:27,530 Well, then it's not 15. 174 00:15:27,730 --> 00:15:31,850 Come on, it is literally so stupid. Like, that's the point. You're supposed 175 00:15:31,850 --> 00:15:32,850 to break the rules. 176 00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:36,070 The point of rules is actually to not break them. That's why they're rules. 177 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:37,690 There's a criminal defense lawyer. 178 00:15:37,910 --> 00:15:39,170 I defend the wrongly accused. 179 00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:40,750 They haven't committed any crime. 180 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,020 Sure they haven't. 181 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,160 Look, honey, you can have the car, but like it or not, you can't go. 182 00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760 Why not? 183 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,000 Because we're going into Boston and we'll likely stay overnight. 184 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,980 Someone needs to be here for Jared. I honestly can't believe this. Jared can 185 00:15:53,980 --> 00:15:58,760 save Elliot if anything happens, which it won't. Yes. Look, as much as we trust 186 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:03,100 you both, okay, we can't leave the child alone because accidents happen and we 187 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,720 need an adult nearby, which in this case happens to be you, honey. Okay? 188 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,160 Either way, you skip and skip day. 189 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:14,420 You better find someone to stay with or I'm taking you with me. Oh, no. Please 190 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,600 don't take me to a water park filled with girls and bikinis. 191 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,659 Shut up, Jared. 192 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:21,100 That's no place for him. Give me a break. 193 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:22,600 You don't take me either. 194 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:23,900 Yeah. Take you where? 195 00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:28,120 Take you to school tomorrow. I would love to see you go to school talking 196 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,180 about Mitt Romney. 197 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,740 Mitt Romney. 198 00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:36,860 Do we have any Mitt Romney ice cream for you, Jared? Do we? 199 00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,540 Piper? 200 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:56,840 Honey, what's wrong? 201 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,720 Do you have more ice cream? 202 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,419 What's wrong? 203 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,380 My necklace. I dropped it. 204 00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:23,340 Oh, give it to Mom. 205 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,620 Let's go back to bed. 206 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:27,120 But I can't sleep without it. Please, Daddy? 207 00:19:28,340 --> 00:19:29,340 Okay. 208 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,240 Are you sure? 209 00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:41,260 Can't feel it. 210 00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:31,960 Oh, my God. 211 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:34,660 Are you okay? 212 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:36,440 What happened? 213 00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,520 Someone hurt my mommy. 214 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:39,880 Who? 215 00:22:40,820 --> 00:22:41,820 Me. 216 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,200 I'm done. 217 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:49,960 Farber said I think they're open. 218 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,140 Probably on their way out. 219 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:54,200 Looks like I said it. 220 00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:55,860 Good to know. 221 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,620 Yeah, we'll text her. 222 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:03,860 What? Why is there an ice cream truck parked at 6.30 in the morning outside 223 00:23:03,860 --> 00:23:04,599 our house? 224 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,600 I don't know. 225 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,480 I heard Lizzie and Skye getting some last night after a big meltdown about 226 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:10,480 this kid. 227 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,260 Dare I say, it gives me the chills. 228 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:15,740 Oh, my God. 229 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,740 I thought we were doing ice cream puns. Yeah. 230 00:23:20,460 --> 00:23:21,920 It does look a little weird, though. 231 00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,280 Yeah. 232 00:23:23,700 --> 00:23:24,700 I'm sure he's harmless. 233 00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:25,819 Mm-hmm. 234 00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:26,820 I'll call security. 235 00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:27,880 Have a good drive back. 236 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:39,090 If you're sick, see you at school. 237 00:24:40,530 --> 00:24:41,530 Baby. 238 00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,010 Fucking little. 239 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,520 Is everyone this or this or something? 240 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,040 Are you talking to me? 241 00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:40,660 You feel okay? 242 00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:43,400 Yeah, random. 243 00:25:45,120 --> 00:25:46,380 I'm in real estate today. 244 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:48,800 Hey, Elliot. 245 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:50,900 Hey, Elliot. 246 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,720 Elliot? 247 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,440 Oh, shit. 248 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:58,500 Oh, my God. Marcella. 249 00:25:59,020 --> 00:26:02,260 So, I edited the video, and I thought that we could do a little... 250 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,880 Is this some sort of zombie pajama day challenge? 251 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:30,379 Morning, Mr. 252 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:32,560 Mayfair. Any sign of your friend Mr. Henderson? 253 00:26:33,180 --> 00:26:38,560 Uh, yeah, I just saw him. He was sick, so, like, maybe he went to the nurses? 254 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,840 Yeah. The terrible illness we call summer strikes about the end of every 255 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:44,840 school year. 256 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,100 Do you want me to go check? 257 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:54,190 Yes, but do come back, because there's still three days of school left, which 258 00:26:54,190 --> 00:26:56,230 means three more days to learn. 259 00:26:57,590 --> 00:27:00,030 Let's get back to some factor trees, shall we? 260 00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:03,850 Jill, you want to break down 72 into prime numbers? 261 00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:08,430 Guess not. 262 00:27:13,790 --> 00:27:15,030 Are you okay? 263 00:27:16,930 --> 00:27:17,950 Don't ask me that. 264 00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:19,510 What does it look like? 265 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:25,400 Sorry. Is it just me or is something weird going on? 266 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:28,200 Y'all shouldn't be cutting class. 267 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:29,940 My job. 268 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:35,300 Anything's normal. Yeah. 269 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:36,660 For Tommy. 270 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:43,460 Elliot? 271 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:46,740 You guys see Elliot? 272 00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:48,140 Yes. 273 00:27:53,770 --> 00:27:54,770 Is Ellie in there? 274 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:29,620 We got a test or something? 275 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,220 Mr. B, you can't do us like that last week of school. 276 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:37,320 Well, at least now I know it's not a joke. 277 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,640 What joke? 278 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:39,800 To ask your friends. 279 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:43,120 Someone told them it's silent day or some new holiday they invented. 280 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,100 Greg's sick. He can't say shit. 281 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,580 Language, Mr. 282 00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:52,960 Green. Language. 283 00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:55,580 I'm the only one using it. You don't think this is weird? 284 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,520 I think everyone's already on summer vacation. 285 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,880 But now that you're here, take out a microscope. 286 00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,000 What do you mean she hasn't shown up? 287 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:07,979 Mr. Headline. 288 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,740 Well, can you go by the house? Mr. Headline. 289 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:42,450 What are you doing? 290 00:29:43,010 --> 00:29:44,010 Excuse me? 291 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:47,290 Hello? Class is not dismissed. 292 00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:49,150 I don't know. 293 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,820 Sorry, no. Where are you going? Tommy, 294 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,740 you get back here. Tommy, you get back here. 295 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:20,060 Fine. 296 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,400 I'll deal with Tommy and the others later. 297 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:24,840 Now, all of you, back to your seats. 298 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:27,760 Sit down. 299 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,120 Marcella? 300 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,160 Marcella? Marcella! 301 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,180 Elliot! Elliot, this isn't funny. 302 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:44,050 And some change looks good. 303 00:30:44,390 --> 00:30:46,310 Hey, it's my wife and pop wife standing up to this bitch. 304 00:30:46,530 --> 00:30:47,870 Ready? Let's go. 305 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:49,390 Woo! Ice cream break! 306 00:30:49,750 --> 00:30:51,170 Hey, this is not a fire drill. 307 00:30:51,910 --> 00:30:53,050 Back to your classrooms. 308 00:30:53,650 --> 00:30:54,790 What? Mom! 309 00:30:56,110 --> 00:30:57,450 What the hell is going on? 310 00:30:57,850 --> 00:30:58,990 This has got to be a joke. 311 00:30:59,590 --> 00:31:01,030 I think I'm filming this. 312 00:31:01,350 --> 00:31:03,210 I know you're filming this! Yeah. 313 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:49,879 What's up? 314 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,880 What'd you get? 315 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,240 Just like that, huh? 316 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,640 Let me just take yours. 317 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,660 Okay, come on, man. Just keep it. 318 00:32:55,790 --> 00:32:57,270 I said break it up. 319 00:32:58,070 --> 00:32:59,070 Oh, my God. 320 00:32:59,770 --> 00:33:01,830 Oh, man. 321 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:03,490 Oh, my God. 322 00:33:06,270 --> 00:33:07,770 It's Paul Maloney in Meadowbrook. 323 00:33:08,250 --> 00:33:09,250 We're over here now. 324 00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:12,690 I'm not sure if the kid jumped or if there was an accident, but it looks 325 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:13,690 like... 326 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,400 She's not moving, and there's a break. 327 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,420 Something evil. Some whining evil. 328 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:10,940 The ice cream man. 329 00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:26,290 I definitely was. 330 00:39:29,330 --> 00:39:30,530 It's voicemail. 331 00:41:16,170 --> 00:41:17,170 They're trying to turn us. 332 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:18,910 Oh, my God. 333 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,810 This is actually happening. What the 334 00:41:21,810 --> 00:41:27,270 fuck? 335 00:41:33,570 --> 00:41:34,570 Holy. 336 00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:40,470 That seems demonic. 337 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:45,690 Did you read it? What? No, I'm lactose intolerant. More information than you. 338 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:06,459 I'm fine. 339 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:07,600 I would have turned by now. 340 00:42:08,040 --> 00:42:11,680 Whatever. Keep an eye on you. Hey, you know what? Why don't you keep an eye on 341 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,760 finding us a way out of here? 342 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,600 Yeah. Wait, Lizzie. 343 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:20,200 You have to get over here. I can't move my fucking arm. 344 00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,580 Call an ambulance. 345 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:22,738 Wait, what? 346 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,800 Can you call mom and dad or get a doctor? 347 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,400 I tried them already. It's voicemail. Wait, did you have ice cream? 348 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:29,780 What? 349 00:43:29,820 --> 00:43:31,400 Last night, Skye and I had some. 350 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,500 It's a fucking emergency. 351 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:34,618 It's poison. 352 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:36,900 It's fucking evil. You have to throw it out. Jared! 353 00:43:47,810 --> 00:43:48,970 I heard her. 354 00:43:51,130 --> 00:43:53,770 Jared, you have to get out of there. 355 00:43:54,010 --> 00:43:56,450 I know. We're basically praying they don't find us right now. 356 00:43:56,730 --> 00:43:57,730 What about the church? 357 00:43:58,990 --> 00:44:01,230 Fine. Okay, let's not hide out there. 358 00:44:01,670 --> 00:44:05,530 Grace Church, nobody ever goes in the basement. If you try to get there, I can 359 00:44:05,530 --> 00:44:06,530 get you. 360 00:44:07,790 --> 00:44:08,790 Grace Church. 361 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,850 Fucking Kirk, I liked you. 362 00:54:00,310 --> 00:54:01,310 Gotta go to church, ready? 363 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,340 Why doesn't Church need a walk-in freezer? 364 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,940 Maybe this is where they keep the bodies. 365 00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:29,200 What bodies? 366 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,500 For funerals? 367 00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,220 The ice cream. 368 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,760 It's in there. 369 00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,140 More in his truck? 370 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:37,940 Maybe he's got bigger plans. 371 00:57:08,810 --> 00:57:09,788 It's all here. 372 00:57:09,790 --> 00:57:12,110 I told you. The smell says to fly. 373 00:57:13,730 --> 00:57:15,330 Look for a plug or switch. 374 00:57:26,770 --> 00:57:29,990 Oh, my God. 375 00:57:30,270 --> 00:57:31,370 Yeah, literally. 376 00:57:31,970 --> 00:57:33,710 I see a power switch right by him. 377 00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:46,960 Run. Who's telling us to run? Can't see. I see it. It's right there. The door. 378 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:49,660 Shit. Whoa. 379 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,240 We've got it stuck. We're going to die in here. 380 00:57:56,340 --> 00:57:57,440 At least we're going to heaven. 381 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,780 Tommy? That's not even slightly funny. 382 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:01,240 It was a joke. 383 00:58:01,420 --> 00:58:04,960 I can't get a signal, but Lizzie said she was coming here, so... Good thing 384 00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:07,940 we're in a walk-in freezer. That's where everyone going to church looks first, 385 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,080 Jared. 386 00:58:21,130 --> 00:58:22,610 Only if you promise to not be a dick. 387 00:58:23,430 --> 00:58:25,030 Really? We're going to do this now? 388 00:58:27,130 --> 00:58:28,130 No better time. 389 00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:34,170 Fine. Fine, Chris, I... I promise I won't be a dick. 390 00:58:34,690 --> 00:58:37,630 And if you get me the fuck out of this, I might even consider going to dinner 391 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,010 with you, assuming that there's any restaurants left. But first, can you 392 00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:42,050 just get me the fuck down? 393 00:58:44,570 --> 00:58:45,570 Dinner and a movie. 394 00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:47,910 Dinner. 395 00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,890 Your terms are accepted. 396 00:59:01,050 --> 00:59:02,050 Come on, go! 397 00:59:07,290 --> 00:59:08,290 Nice wheels. 398 00:59:08,750 --> 00:59:10,050 I guess you really are an entrepreneur. 399 00:59:11,030 --> 00:59:12,030 I told you so. 400 00:59:12,330 --> 00:59:13,690 I can even buy a movie ticket now. 401 00:59:15,310 --> 00:59:16,310 Where are we going? 402 00:59:16,370 --> 00:59:17,328 To church. 403 00:59:17,330 --> 00:59:18,330 Jared's headed out there. 404 00:59:18,690 --> 00:59:19,690 Okay, let's go. 405 00:59:28,010 --> 00:59:28,729 It's my fault. 406 00:59:28,730 --> 00:59:29,730 All of it. 407 00:59:30,230 --> 00:59:31,230 How's this on you? 408 00:59:33,230 --> 00:59:35,170 I know who the Ice Cream Man is. 409 00:59:36,430 --> 00:59:39,210 In a way, I created him. 410 00:59:39,590 --> 00:59:41,770 What? Why would you create that? 411 00:59:42,290 --> 00:59:44,790 I mean, I'm part of something that caused all of this. 412 00:59:45,470 --> 00:59:46,950 Who is the Ice Cream Man? 413 00:59:48,150 --> 00:59:50,950 His name was Jonathan Smiley. 414 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:53,950 He drove a truck. 415 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:02,640 No one knew his real name or his past, but he spoke with a foreign accent, so 416 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,920 we figured he came from someplace war-torn. 417 01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:12,880 All he wanted was to make kids happy with his ice cream. 418 01:00:15,580 --> 01:00:21,960 Children are very trusting of adults, especially adults in positions of 419 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:25,420 authority, in uniform, teachers. 420 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,500 Religious figures. 421 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:34,720 And there are those adults that would take advantage of that trust. 422 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,080 What did the ice cream man do? 423 01:00:38,660 --> 01:00:39,660 Nothing. 424 01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:41,120 Absolutely nothing. 425 01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,440 But he was playing for the crimes of another. 426 01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:03,390 Young priest, I tried to speak out, but I was silenced by those more powerful. 427 01:01:04,550 --> 01:01:06,750 The scandal was too great. 428 01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:09,570 Rumors spread in a small town. 429 01:01:09,810 --> 01:01:11,130 Something had to be done. 430 01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:17,810 It was decided to put the blame on someone disposable. 431 01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:21,110 The ice cream man. 432 01:01:21,790 --> 01:01:24,850 One lawyer went after him. 433 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:28,090 He made all the kids lie in court. 434 01:01:31,530 --> 01:01:34,030 testified against the ice cream man. 435 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:40,350 The adults fed them lies, and they regurgitated those lies on the stand. 436 01:01:44,490 --> 01:01:46,510 What was the lawyer's name? 437 01:01:48,130 --> 01:01:54,830 There is a special place in hell for men like Milton Mayfair. 438 01:02:05,340 --> 01:02:08,180 Wait. You saw him told us how he was able to do this. 439 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:12,920 When he was in jail, someone came to visit him. 440 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,200 He said he was a lawyer. 441 01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:20,080 But every word out of his mouth was a lie. 442 01:02:20,620 --> 01:02:22,060 Except for one promise. 443 01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:27,080 That he would help the ice cream man get his revenge on the town. 444 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:34,360 He was a necromancer. 445 01:02:35,530 --> 01:02:37,730 who raises the dead for a price. 446 01:02:39,130 --> 01:02:42,510 The ice cream man's soul in exchange for his revenge. 447 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:49,610 The necromancer promised that he would bring him back with special powers once 448 01:02:49,610 --> 01:02:51,470 the kids had grown into adults. 449 01:02:52,430 --> 01:02:57,990 When the town had long forgotten what they'd done, the ice cream man was 450 01:02:57,990 --> 01:02:58,990 reminded them. 451 01:03:02,150 --> 01:03:03,870 The next day, they... 452 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:13,040 They decided to bury him in an unmarked grave by the staff of the river. 453 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,720 To resurrect him, the necromancer took his place. 454 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,180 He's lying there now. 455 01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,900 How do we stop the ice cream man? 456 01:03:25,700 --> 01:03:27,000 If we ever get out of here. 457 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,980 Kill the necromancer. 458 01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:31,580 The ice cream man dies with him. 459 01:03:32,300 --> 01:03:36,600 So all we have to do is kill the Necromancer? But he's not alone. 460 01:03:36,900 --> 01:03:40,700 He lies with a siren who will alert him if anyone attacks. 461 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,180 So then all we have to do is kill the siren and then kill the Necromancer. You 462 01:03:46,180 --> 01:03:47,180 can't just kill him. 463 01:03:47,640 --> 01:03:48,960 You have to cut his head off. 464 01:03:49,220 --> 01:03:52,140 Okay, so we kill the siren, then we cut his head off. 465 01:03:52,340 --> 01:03:58,320 Yes, but you must not look at him. The Necromancer can still seduce even 466 01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,320 decapitated. 467 01:04:00,220 --> 01:04:01,209 Hang on. 468 01:04:01,210 --> 01:04:04,990 We killed the siren, then decapitated the necromancer, but we can't even look 469 01:04:04,990 --> 01:04:09,430 at him? Wait, that says a lot. How would we kill him? You kill the siren, you cut 470 01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:12,730 the necromancer's head off, he'll be wearing a ceremonial cloak, do not 471 01:04:12,730 --> 01:04:17,790 remove the hood, find the ice cream man, remove the hood, make the ice cream man 472 01:04:17,790 --> 01:04:20,730 look into the necromancer's eyes, that would kill him. 473 01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:22,950 Wait, what about the kids? 474 01:04:23,290 --> 01:04:24,350 Do they just die? 475 01:04:26,110 --> 01:04:30,170 The cursed children will sleep, and when they awake, they'll remember none of 476 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,170 this. 477 01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:36,180 I'll distract the ice cream man when he comes for me. You lock the door. 478 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:42,160 Saving the three is my only chance at salvation. Now hide! 479 01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,240 don't answer at their offices. 480 01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:12,740 Well, how about we get the fuck out of here and call them on the way? 481 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,060 We're going to the cemetery. 482 01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,740 Fucking A-Rite, we're all going to be in the cemetery if we don't get the fuck 483 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:19,040 out of here. No, we know how to stop them. Wait. 484 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:21,080 Wait, where's Tommy? 485 01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:22,620 Tommy! Tommy! 486 01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:24,100 Tommy! 487 01:06:24,660 --> 01:06:26,160 Would you help with this shit? 488 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:30,180 What the fuck? Are you going gold prospecting in the old west or 489 01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:33,100 something? I'm going to dig up a grave with your bare hands and be my guest. 490 01:06:52,500 --> 01:06:57,660 Where is everyone? 491 01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:00,400 Adults are hiding or dead. 492 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,980 Teens who ate it are in some kind of coma. 493 01:07:03,660 --> 01:07:04,660 Kids are missing. 494 01:07:04,900 --> 01:07:07,280 Does the priest know why the ice cream man is doing this? 495 01:07:07,950 --> 01:07:09,670 Yeah, it has to do with Grandpa Milton. 496 01:07:10,350 --> 01:07:13,070 He made all the kids lie in court to put him away. 497 01:07:13,390 --> 01:07:14,890 I guess it's revenge. 498 01:07:15,870 --> 01:07:18,370 Mom and Dad, I testified too. 499 01:07:19,110 --> 01:07:22,850 Yeah. I told you being a lawyer was a fucking family curse. 500 01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:27,530 Chris, I look like she needs help. 501 01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,939 How are we supposed to find it? It's in our own space. 502 01:08:27,420 --> 01:08:28,640 There's thousands of them. 503 01:08:30,740 --> 01:08:31,740 Wait. 504 01:08:32,180 --> 01:08:34,460 What did he say about at the top of the river? 505 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,540 Well, there's a river, Maple. It's only seven times that. 506 01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,779 Fucking pain in the ass to press. 507 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,420 They can ruin a chainsaw. 508 01:08:44,180 --> 01:08:45,180 What? 509 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,300 I take back what I said about you being a total retard. 510 01:08:49,330 --> 01:08:50,390 When did you ever say that? 511 01:08:50,630 --> 01:08:53,609 Oh, I said it like a zillion times. Never to your face. I think her exact 512 01:08:53,609 --> 01:08:55,330 words were a touch of criticism. 513 01:08:56,149 --> 01:08:58,529 Guys, could we please focus on Friday's River Maples? 514 01:08:58,770 --> 01:08:59,770 Oh, I see one. 515 01:09:01,270 --> 01:09:02,270 There. 516 01:10:21,630 --> 01:10:24,430 I'm sorry. 517 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:26,960 Pretty sure. 518 01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:28,880 It's not a good time to go. 519 01:11:29,940 --> 01:11:30,940 It's my girl. 520 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960 Don't be it. 521 01:12:26,380 --> 01:12:27,380 I'll join you. 522 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,600 No. 523 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:30,940 My family started this. 524 01:12:31,300 --> 01:12:32,300 We're going to end it. 525 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:34,720 Hey, guys, I need your help. 526 01:12:35,300 --> 01:12:36,300 On the count of three. 527 01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,780 Okay. 528 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:39,640 One, two... Here, wait! 529 01:12:40,380 --> 01:12:41,540 Don't do it. It's a trap. 530 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,480 Elliot, what happened? 531 01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:44,960 It wore off. 532 01:12:45,060 --> 01:12:46,420 Not all of his ice cream works. 533 01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:49,260 He set a trap for you. Don't listen. That's not Elliot. 534 01:12:49,680 --> 01:12:51,200 Come on. Of course it's me. 535 01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:54,220 Everything that comes out of the Necromancer's mouth is a lie. Don't 536 01:12:54,220 --> 01:12:55,129 trust him. 537 01:12:55,130 --> 01:12:56,130 Jared, it's dangerous. 538 01:12:56,650 --> 01:12:57,910 Lizzie, make him listen. 539 01:12:58,210 --> 01:13:00,050 If we run, where are we going? 540 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:02,070 We're getting out of here. I know. 541 01:13:02,930 --> 01:13:03,849 But how? 542 01:13:03,850 --> 01:13:07,330 Just trust me. You've got to come with me before he gets back. 543 01:13:07,710 --> 01:13:08,608 I will. 544 01:13:08,610 --> 01:13:10,030 If you tell me one thing. 545 01:13:10,530 --> 01:13:11,910 Anything. Come on. 546 01:13:12,810 --> 01:13:15,390 What did you call me yesterday when I caught that flying one, Lizzie? 547 01:13:16,170 --> 01:13:17,350 I caught your jarhead. 548 01:13:21,970 --> 01:13:23,190 I blew the game, Elliot. 549 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,400 Just like you blew it now. 550 01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,360 Don't come near him. 551 01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:31,420 I don't have to. 552 01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:22,930 Don't hit me Tommy. 553 01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:24,790 You should trust them. 554 01:15:25,110 --> 01:15:26,570 Be humble. 555 01:15:27,070 --> 01:15:28,070 We're wrong. 556 01:15:28,270 --> 01:15:29,790 We're the adults we can't trust. 557 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:35,370 The HP man was right. 558 01:15:36,130 --> 01:15:37,790 He's the only one protecting us. 559 01:15:38,430 --> 01:15:39,790 He's giving us powers. 560 01:15:40,530 --> 01:15:41,990 Powers to fight them. 561 01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:49,010 So, sexual problems. 562 01:15:50,710 --> 01:15:51,830 We love... 563 01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:42,950 except for one promise. 564 01:17:44,550 --> 01:17:50,070 The ice cream man's soul in exchange for his revenge.