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Oh, my God. It's time, Samir.

-Okay. I'll fix it. I'm gonna fix it. -Yeah, yeah.

We need to shower. It's getting bad.

You have to call someone. Please. We're starting to have a group smell.

Okay. First of all, I like the group smell.

And second of all, why is it on me?

-What? -'Cause it's your parents' house.

-Yeah, what? -Okay. I will fix the hot water,

and you will all live like kings again.

And you will all live like kings again. -Thank you. -Oh, thank God.

-Thank you. -Oh, thank God.

-You're welcome. -Wait. Where's my bag?

-Oh. I got it. -I love you.

-Oh, shit. The keys. -No, I have the keys.

Bro.

Okay, guys, food. Just back to food. What are we doing for food?

Ooh, Billie is high. She has a vision.

Okay. So you know how the Papa Johns account followed me back?

-So weird. -Of course.

I've been DMing them, sort of flirting.

-Mmm. -They sent me a 20%-off coupon.

We use it tonight. We get home.

We put on that tape of Samir in The Music Man.

-That's beautiful. -Okay.

-Wow. -Very good. I like that.

-Okay, so Billie is a high genius or what? -Yeah, no.

-She's been doing this since high school. -No.

Yeah. Yeah. Pre-prom. The great Sbarro's haul.

My metabolism, like, stopped that day.

Oh, my God. It's happening.

-What? -What?

-Oh, shit. -Oh, fuck.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my man.

-Oh, my God. -It's so big.

-What? Don't say it's big. -Okay. Look at it.

Okay. Uh, sir, you are experiencing a mental health crisis.

Step one, these resources c... Oh.

Oop, there's a paywall.

-You tried. -Oh, my God.

Uh...

So what are the rules, huh?

We can just masturbate at strangers now?

No one cares? That's totally fine?

Issa. No, stop. Stop, no. Issa. Issa.

-Issa. Don't... No, no, No. -No, stop

-Whoa! -Oh, my God.

Is this the world you wanna live in, sir?

Stop, stop.

-Is this what you want? -Hey, babe, I think he's into it.

Issa, Issa, stop.

He's going faster.

He's going faster. Harder. Stop, stop. Oh, my God.

-I must engage. -You don't have to.

You don't. There's no need.

-Why? No one else is doing anything. -Stop! Issa!

You could've done something! You're a nurse!

-Issa! -Whoa!

Hey! Don't film. What, are you crazy?

-No. Oh, my God. -I bet you didn't expect me.

Please, she's doing this for your daughters. I think.

-Oh. You wanna go faster? Want it faster? -She's gonna get arrested.

I can go faster! I've been doing this since I was seven!

Was that bad? That was bad.

No, baby. You did so good. So good.

Did he come though? If he came, like, the fuck was I doing?

No. Issa, Issa, stop. He did not come.

I looked into his eyes. And he did not come.

Yeah. He was flaccid, baby. I swear.

Oh, yeah. He definitely came. It's on my shoe.

Okay, there's no way you know all of them.

I know them all, okay? I memorized them?

-Ready? -Okay, go.

-Dave & Buster's? -Yeah.

Okay, um... -No, come on, I gotta go to work.

-You and Samir in middle school? -Yes!

Uh...

Oh. The one where Samir looks a little gay.

-Wait, which one? -Uh...

-Sailor hat? -Yes!

-Yes! Okay. -Okay, bye, friends.

-Bye. Bye. -Bye, Paul Baker.

Hello.

Um, okay. Uh...

Oh...

-Please. Please! Come on. Please. Samy. -No, don't. Don't. No! No!

-You're gonna cave, just cave. -No! No.

We're not messing with the dynamic.

-He's not moving in, Iss. -He won't mess with... He'll add...

-Guys. -Mm-hmm?

How amazing was hanging out with Paul Baker this weekend?

-Amazing. It was great. -Amazing. Life-changing.

-Right? -It was actually so much fun.

-It doesn't matter. There's no room. -Oh, he's gonna cave.

He'll cave. Make the face, he'll cave.

There's nowhere to put him. He's, like, this big.

Please.

-No. -Make it the weird little titty baby.

-He won't know what to do with that. -No. No weird babies.

-It's too early for titty baby. -Please.

-Don't. Stop. -Daddy.

-Stop. -Wait, Samy, please, please.

I love you, and I'd love... ...Paul Baker.

-Mm-hmm? -And if you love me, you will let him

love... me.

-Oh, my God. You were so close. -You were so close.

-You were right there. -Lost it at the end there.

-You were right there. -Lost it at the end there. -Yeah. Yeah. -

Yeah. Yeah.

-Wait. Wait. Wait. Kyle is trending? -Kyle who?

-Kyle Haberman. -What? Why?

-He is? -I was just talking to him this weekend.

Did we know he was harassed at work?

-No. -Oh, my God.

What?

"I was groped by my boss. Now, I'm speaking out."

-Oh, my God. -He looks like he was molested.

-Anton! -It's not even a recent picture of him.

Okay, well, he looks like he saw it coming.

Wait, guys, this is so sad. Should I reach out?

Wait, guys, this is so sad. Should I reach out? We were literally just talking.

We were literally just talking.

Okay, you guys, I can feel us doing a thing,

so I just wanna get ahead of it. Um...

-Kyle sucks. -Anton!

-Anton! -He orders, like, $20 drinks,

and then just, like, never Venmos for them.

Yeah. He owes me, like, $300. I know his parents are rich too.

Kyle, comma, molested, question mark?

And also, remember when he said we live in the shit-taint of Queens?

-Okay. But we do. -Yeah, I know.

One hundred percent. But it's our shit-taint.

Okay, but can we just give it, like, five seconds?

I mean, this poor kid.

-Mm-hmm. -Set your timer.

Sorry.

Also how he always, like, marks himself safe from tsunamis and shit.

He... He wasn't even near water.

I can't believe he didn't tell me this this weekend when we were talking.

-Were you talking? -Were you chatting?

-Did you talk? -Be honest. What were you doing?

-Seriously, fuck you. -No, Iss, come on. You're a good friend.

-I know. -Except, again, you don't have to be.

We don't have to all love the kid just 'cause he was molested.

He's not Brendan Fraser.

-Oh, my. -Oh, my God. That is...

I'm sorry. I heard it. That... That was actually crazy. I'm so sorry.

-My God. -Safe from Nepal earthquake. Look.

He's in Bushwick.

-Next. -Hey. Um...

So I have to pay this company, uh, Peter's Heaters

to fix my parents' boiler.

'Cause they're traveling and the hot water is just out.

And I'm-I'm, like, the guy, so...

Um...

But they only... they only take check,

But they only... they only take check, and I don't so much have check.

And I don't so much have check.

So, I came here, uh...

to the bank and...

You need... Now you please say something.

Social security number?

Um...

You don't know your social?

No, I do. It's just that my mom,

she... she knows the shit out of it. Yeah.

Fill this out. Bring it back.

Is... Is this the right...

Yep. Yep. Okay.

Hey.

Uh, so they were all out of chocolate chip, so I got you carob.

-Oh. -Yeah. I debated not telling you.

How'd it go?

Oh, you know... I always thought the world was gonna be waiting for me, and instead,

-everyone's annoyed that I'm here. -Mmm, no, that's hard.

-So, update. Full profile in the Post. -Oh, is this Kyle?

This is Kyle. $200,000 payout, and, uh...

Oh, Doja Cat reposted that Kyle is the V of our G.

-Gross. -No. Voice of our generation.

Oh. Gross.

This is crazy.

Yeah. And... Okay.

-I wouldn't say this to anybody else... -Oh, you're jealous.

-I'm jealous. -You're jealous.

-Okay. Obviously... -I know.

Obviously I'm not saying that I want to be molested at work.

You're not saying that. But you're jealous of a victim.

I just can't believe that someone we know is big fucking deal already.

God. Came up behind him in the cubicle.

What was this guy thinking?

Kyle's boss? Honestly, probably wasn't.

No, seriously, we did a whole story on it at work,

half the time men don't even realize when they cross a line sexually.

Half the time?

Yeah. No, it's fucked.

Ugh...

Hey. You don't think I've ever, like...

What?

-Like, crossed the line sexually? -What? Samir, no.

Obviously, not. I mean,

-when would you've crossed the line? -I don't know! You just said

-that men don't realize half the time. -Okay, stop!

So half the time, I wouldn't have realized.

Do not spiral. You're an actual baby angel.

And on the spectrum of men, kind of a little bitch boy.

-Okay... -No! I mean, it's a good thing.

-It's a good thing! -Okay. It's a good thing.

Also, please, just focus on fixing the hot water.

I swear, if I get ringworm from the work shower, I'm giving it to you.

Okay.

Oh, my...

Hey!

Hey. Come here a sec. Yeah.

Oh.

Hey.

Uh, do kids your age give a shit about Al Gore?

Oh, um...

Yeah... I don't... I don't know if...

See? She doesn't know who that is.

-I do... -It's okay.

-Put the Kyle kid on for 8:30. -Kyle Haberman?

Yeah.

Yeah, I actually know him. If...

Do you?

We were actually just talking last week.

See? All the kids love Kyle. Get him in slot A. Yeah?

Thanks, Bobbie. Okay. Close the door.

Billie.

Billie.

Billie, Bobbie. Like, why doesn't anybody name their kid Liz anymore?

Oh. Samy, this is so nice. I'm really glad that you reached out.

I know. Same.

Um...

And hey. Um...

I don't know if you heard about this stuff with, like, Kyle Haberman or whatever.

-That whistleblower kid? -Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Don't you know him?

Yeah, I do.

It just, you know, had me thinking a lot about, like, my own relationships, and...

You know, and I don't know if you know this,

half the time, men don't even realize when they cross a line sexually.

-Whoa, really? -Yeah.

So, I just wanted to do some...

some reaching out and check...

-and see... -Oh.

Samy, no. You never crossed a line. No, you're good.

Okay. Right? That's...

-You? You... No, you're good. -That's what I thought for like...

-You? You... No, you're good. -That's what I thought for like... But, no, that's...

But, no, that's...

-Thank God. Yeah. Cheers then. -Okay, cheers.

-Cheers. Cheers. Yeah. -Cheers. Cheers to that.

All right, wait, wait. -Hmm?

-Hmm. -Wait, there was that one time.

-Remember fall break? -What?

We slept together. I was, like, way too drunk.

Like... Like, like gone.

But no, no. Nothing besides that.

Besides that.

I mean, you did sexually assault me.

-You should... You should stop. -Yeah, you should stop doing that.

Ah.

Samir, you have to eat. I'm serious.

Samir, you have to eat. I'm serious. Samir, we talked about it.

Samir, we talked about it.

Like, we all spoke about it, and we do feel like it's not cancelable.

Maybe I should just call her and apologize again.

Samy, no. Carly said she was fine.

So don't even worry. We're not gonna move out.

You're not gonna move out of my parents' house where you live for free.

Okay. That's...

Oh, my parents. How am I gonna tell them about this?

-Oh, boo! -Boo!

Samy, leave your parents alone.

Let them fuck their way through the national parks in peace.

Yeah, I don't think this really crosses, like, the parent threshold, my man.

Yeah, exactly. Parents are for murder and carpet stains.

Anything in between that is, like, for a cool aunt.

Oh, yeah. Do you have a cool aunt?

I don't know. You wanna live with her?

I don't know. Does she have hot water?

-I don't know. Does she have hot water? -I'm working on it.

I'm working on it.

Okay. Now I do have to go and get ready for another day

as my office's resident youth expert.

Oh, my God. Is that still happening?

Yeah. The other day my boss asked me,

-"What is a JoJo Siwa?" -I don't know how you'd answer that.

-That's actually a good question. Yeah. -A really good question.

Oh. And yes, my boss did get Kyle on the show.

And yes, I have decided that I'm genuinely happy for him.

Bills, if you wanna get ahead at work, you totally can, you know?

Like, now is the time.

You're kind of in the window.

-Oh, yeah. That's true. -Mmm.

-Wait, what window? -What?

Girl, the window.

You know, like the week after a sex scandal,

-or like a race whoopsie when everyone is... -Love that.

...terrified of all the young people in their office?

Okay. So, I just...

-So you use the window. -Yeah.

-These people are, like, in their 50s. -They're so old.

-These people are, like, in their 50s. -They're so old. Make them think you could cancel them on an app they don't use.

Make them think you could cancel them on an app they don't use.

-Yeah. -That's true.

My buddy did it right after Kavanaugh.

Became the youngest partner in his law firm.

-It works. -Mm-hmm.

-I don't know. Isn't it sort of, like... -Fucked? Gross? Manipulative?

-I don't... Yes. I mean, it is. -Yeah. No, it's all of those things, but...

It's honestly up to you, Billie.

But, in a week, the window will close,

then everyone goes back to not giving a shit.

So, I would just, like, think about it.

-Hi. Kelly. -You know?

Oh.

Yeah, I'm gonna be camera-off today.

Yeah, I'm in the office.

Yeah. There's just, um, some construction in my cubicle.

Yeah. Oh, it's getting louder.

You know what's messed up?

After all I've been through,

this house of depravity still stands tall.

And to that, I say, "Knock it down!"

Knock it down! Knock it down!

Knock it down!

-Come on, say it. -Knock it down.

Anton. This is nice. We are being nice.

I'm supporting you supporting Kyle.

And I'm in support of us getting lunch after.

Oh, yeah. Some of the victims were saying they were gonna get sushi after?

You met the victims?

Are these people not victims?

-Oh, hey, Kyle! Hey! Kyle! Hi! -Kyle, how are you?

-Anton, what's up? You guys! -Kyle.

-Oh, my God. It's so good to see you. -So good to see you.

But where's the rest of the commune, huh?

Billie and Samir finally decided to fuck?

That is genius.

No, um, but she did actually pop a pimple on his ass last week.

-Oh, yeah. -Which is, like, fifth base?

-Okay. -Dude.

Yeah. Totally.

Um, Kyle, you were literally so fucking good up there.

Your boss is def gonna kill himself when this airs. Congrats.

-Thanks. -Um...

Also, what's happening next? Are there more speakers, or...

-Nah, it's one and only right here. -Oh. Totally makes sense.

Okay, well, if you need someone to keep the crowd hot,

I am an experienced organizer, hyphen, extrovert.

That would actually be super dope, Iss,

but I don't think they're gonna let you onstage

without one of these guys.

-Oh. -Wow. Okay, so that just says "victim."

-Okay, so I don't have one of those. -It's all good.

-No, you don't have to. Okay. -I do have...

-Okay. And also... -Okay.

Hold this. I also have...

-"Child of immigrants"? -Your parents are from London.

-Shut up. And I also have... -Okay.

"Sex worker"?

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah. She reads horoscopes on OnlyFans.

At the end I show hole.

Um...

Yeah, I mean, I guess you could try and,

-like, roll the dice, see... -Oh, awesome!

-Do you need help? -No!

New York City, whoo!

Are we having fun?

Well, Kyle wasn't...

when he was touched at work.

Did you get the new chyron?

-Yeah. -No. The other one.

No, not that one.

Not that one.

Not...

-Yeah. Great. Did we put... -Randy, hi.

Um, I was just hoping to chat real quick if you had a sec.

Um, so obviously I've...

I've been here for a minute now, as you know.

-Uh-huh. -Um, and I love running copies.

I feel like I'm engaging with every aspect of the company.

But, you know, I do...

I just... I feel like I might be ready for some more responsibility,

-if that makes sense. And... -Shit, Jason?

The Kyle kid's doing a fundraiser.

Get a crew together now, please.

Just with everything going on right now

in this climate,

I would just hope that my company would support me as a young person.

Yeah. Yeah, you're absolutely right.

Really? I...

Yeah.

You know what? Let's do a meeting. Yeah.

Uh, Monday. We free Monday? You free Monday?

Monday, we'll bring in Chuck...

...we'll-we'll bring in, uh, Laura.

Laura is gonna wanna poach you for some fieldwork.

I mean... ...Uh, yes! Yeah, thank you.

Monday is...

Let me check. Monday is great.

Yes. Thank you.

Thank you. Great work today, Billie.

Thanks. Um, okay. Well, I will see you Monday.

Really? That's...

Oh, my God. That's great to hear 'cause...

Samir.

Like, obviously not.

You were always, always respectful, okay?

Because...

this other girl said she was too drunk one time. And I...

I just... I feel like that's not me, you know?

Sorry, what are you...

Wha-What are you doing?

I'm not, like, doing anything. I just wanted to...

What? Are you trying to, like, coalition-build with me?

-Is that why I'm here? -Is that... Is that what it sounds like?

You dragged me all the way to Queens so I can say,

"Oh, don't worry, Samir. It's totally okay what you did

to that poor girl."

Okay.

Um, you know what?

Maybe you should just give me that other girl's number.

It might be better if we spoke directly.

-I'll just call you a car as well. -Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

"business as usual is not gonna cut it anymore."

And it's all thanks to this young man,

And it's all thanks to this young man, Kyle Matthew Haberman.

Kyle Matthew Haberman.

Yeah. And then we'll go to Kyle,

Kyle's gonna talk about the movement.

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, and then... You're... Y-You're perfect, Billie, yeah.

Almost thought you were him for a second there.

Ah!

Yeah. Oof "My boss groped me."

What?

Kyle's boss groped him.

-That's right. -I'm Kyle.

We are Kyle.

Ah.

Aw, look at her. She has always wanted a clipboard.

Thank you for coming. We thank you.

-Yeah. I understand. -For the cause.

-For the cause. -For the cause!

Yeah. My love. Issa.

Yeah. My love. Issa. -Yeah. -You're doing too much.

-Yeah. -You're doing too much.

Okay. Just 'cause you don't believe in causes...

-No. I believe in causes! -Name one.

Um... Unfree Britney.

Oh, and, uh, Black Power.

-You know I can't say anything to that. -Yeah.

Either way, I... This is important to me.

So I need you to support me in my cause.

And I do. And Kyle's behind you.

Who? Oh.

-Kyle, hi! You look amazing. -Hey.

Thanks. People just, like, gift me shit now. It's wild.

-It's just, like, shows up at my door now. -Wow. Yeah, super cool.

But, anyway, I was looking at the rally schedule,

I think there's something so dope

-that we can do at Pier 6. We can... -Yeah, no. I'm with that.

-Anton. -Yeah.

Do you blow?

Oh. Uh. I mean, no. But, yeah.

-Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah. Let's go. -Fuck it.

Anton, what are you doing? You haven't even made a placard yet.

-Well, make me one. -What did we just say

-about supporting the cause? -I am. More than anyone.

I'm gonna go do coke with the cause. So, I do have to go.

-Anton... -But I love you.

-Hi. -Mmm.

-Hi. -Mmm. Never surrender, girl!

Never surrender, girl!

Hey. How's it going?

Awful, actually, so...

-Wait, how did it go with your ex? -Not good. Uh, bad, actually.

-Samy... -Yes. Yes.

I'll never get a job because I am a sex pariah.

-No. No. -Yeah.

The boiler still doesn't work. But it's good.

Paul Baker can have my room 'cause I will be in sex prison.

Paul Baker can have my room 'cause I will be in sex prison. Samy, we would not take your room. We would make it into an art studio.

Samy, we would not take your room. We would make it into an art studio.

Also, do you have a dollar bill? I think I need to do coke for activism.

Yeah.

-Just be safe. -Thanks.

Oh, my God. Wait, so that means that the window, like, actually worked!

It worked.

Meeting is Monday, a promotion is imminent, and...

Thank you.

...I just have this deep sense of, like...

I'm tracing the outline of who I am as a person.

I'm tracing the outline of who I am as a person. Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?

Oh, my God. Was that beautiful?

-Absolutely! Cheers, Billie. -Cheers, Paul Baker.

So, wait, when's the big meeting?

Oh. Monday because after that, the window closes,

and that's literally the only reason why any of this is happening.

Wow.

Wait, even though Monday's a holiday?

Paul Baker.

Hey. What's up, man?

I feel like the three of us can win The Amazing Race.

-What? -I do. I do.

-What? - I do. I do. -Hey, girl! -Hey, babe. Hey. It's good to see you.

-Hey, girl! -Hey, babe. Hey. It's good to see you.

Samir?

-Hey. Issa's friend. Lea. -Hey.

Yeah, yeah. Hi.

-Did you make a sign yet or... -No, uh, but I'm gonna. I'm, like, just...

-That's fucked up. -No, I am literally about to...

-I'm gonna make one... -Nah, I'm just messing. I'm messing. It's...

Yeah. No, but seriously,

Issa told me about your ex and the whole...

-Oh. She told you about that? -No.

No, no, no. I'm... I'm with you, okay?

I'm for the boys.

Listen to me, this is why you can't get finger-banged anymore

without signing a fucking contract.

Oh... Oh.

Okay. I g...

-No, I guess it is weird right now. -So weird. It's really weird.

Huh.

Anyways.

No, no. That's all you. Please. No.

Okay.

Because, you know, we can also go together.

Um...

Would I have to sign a contract first or...

Yeah. My lawyer's already in there.

Come on.

-What sign are you? -Sagittarius.

I don't know my sign, but I feel like I'm a Sagittarius.

Can you pass me that wine down there?

So, guys, we're just gonna move down the line.

What does Kyle's movement mean to you?

-Me? -Yeah.

We are Kyle.

I'm sorry?

We are... We are Kyle.

Did you know Monday was a holiday?

Do you have all of it?

-Oh. Randy! Hey. -Hey, Billie. Great job today.

Oh. Thanks. Um, hey, so I just realized our meeting Monday,

we're actually off work.

-So, I was thinking what if we... -Oh...

Right. You know what, we'll do next week.

Or... ...I'm around right now, if you wanna give Chuck and Laura a call.

-You know. -Oh... Actually... Crap.

-Chuck's gone next week. -Chuck's gone next week.

-We'll do the week after that. -The week after that. You know, um...

Yeah. Oh...

No. Sochi.

Uh, Laura is in Sochi.

Yeah. It's not gonna work next week. Um...

How about February? Feb's wide open.

Okay. Uh, oh, sure.

Yeah. Sure. Yeah.

As long as you still give a shit by then.

Sorry?

No, I-I just mean, um, you know, with everything going on right now

in this climate, I just... I hope that you still give a shit

about

women.

Excuse me?

Just...

You should remember to be careful.

I think you need to go home, Billie.

Yeah.

Don't come in Monday.

Do you mean Tuesday or...

That too.

I'm so...

I'm so glad I met you tonight.

Oh, yeah.

It's so liberating to meet a guy who just doesn't give a shit.

-Like, yeah? -Yeah. I don't give a shit.

-Yeah. -Okay. Spit in my mouth.

-Spit... Spit in your mouth? -Fuck, yeah.

Come on.

-Just spit! -I'm sorry. I'm trying.

-I wanna give you what you want. Just... -Okay.

-Why are you going... Just spit! -I was...

-I'm gonna show you, okay? -Okay.

Oh.

Yeah. No, that's good.

-Thanks for showing me. -Do you like that?

-Yeah. -You like being washed?

Huh?

You like that?

-You like that? Right? -Yeah.

You're a bad boy. You're a bad boy.

I'm a bad boy. No, I'm a bad boy.

-Fuck me? -What?

-Fuck me? -What? While I hold my face under.

While I hold my face under.

For drowning or...

Yeah. Is that a problem for you?

If you drown, is that a problem for you?

Oh! When's the last time you peed?

Sorry. I can't... I can't do this.

You're being be a little bitch, aren't you?

Yeah, sorry.

This is why I don't do fundraisers.

I love your friends.

Look who it is.

Ugh, you showered? Lucky.

-How'd it go with that girl? -Good.

Well, no. Bad. Technically.

But she's cool.

Also, Carly's fine, I think.

See? I told you.

And on the spectrum of men, I might just be a little bitch boy.

Which is good, I think.

Okay, now I am gonna go shower, because I did bring conditioner.

-Love you, have fun. -Wait, wait, wait. Don't.

I've got you.

Hey. So, I think I lost my job t...

-Hey, I... What... What is happening? -We stole Kyle's coke,

and now we're fixing the boiler ourselves. We're being our own Peter Heaters.

...so, we're gonna replace the boiler with a 50 gallon...

...so, we're gonna replace the boiler with a 50 gallon...

-I got the tape. -Clockwise is right.

-That's now counterclock... -I have the tape. Guys, look.

-Billy. -Hi.

-She's here. -Come, Billie, quick!

There's a box labeled "Samir baby hats." You have to pick one. Come on, pick one.

It's gonna be fun. Come on.

This doesn't look like that.

Why is it ticking? Why am I ticking? Guys?

It's moving now.

-Why is it ticking? -Lefty loosey.

-Yeah. Lefty loosey. -Hold that. Hold it.

-Yeah. Lefty loosey. -Hold that. Hold it. Hold the flashlight, please.

Hold the flashlight, please.

-Hold the flashlight, please. -Okay, so it sounds like it might explode. - I got it.

-Okay, so it sounds like it might explode. -I got it.

Where can I help? What can I do?

"...if ticking lasts over one minute total, there's risk of immediate decap..." Uh...

-There's a paywall. -No. There's always a paywall.

-Hey. Hey. Are you good? -I'm good.

Are you good? Because if you're not good, then I'm not good.

-I'm good! -Okay.

Look at these guys.

You know what?

We're gonna be good.

Ugh!

Still not hot.

♪♪ People ♪♪

♪♪ People ♪♪

♪♪ People, people ♪♪

♪♪ Dancing on the people I've got ♪♪

♪♪ I got people ♪♪

♪♪ People ♪♪

♪♪ People ♪♪

♪♪ People ♪♪

♪♪ Purple hat, cheetah print ♪♪

♪♪ Dancing on the people Rolled up at the after joint ♪♪

♪♪ Dancing dancing on the people ♪♪

♪♪ People dancing on the people I got people on the people ♪♪

♪♪ People dancing on the people ♪♪

♪♪ With the people on the... ♪♪