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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:15,478 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 2 00:00:15,682 --> 00:00:21,564 ♪ Not even a trace of you ♪ 3 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,693 ♪ Oh, what I'd give ♪ 4 00:00:25,984 --> 00:00:32,333 ♪ To see the face of you ♪ 5 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:37,872 ♪ I was a fool to stay away ♪ 6 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:42,927 ♪ From you so long ♪ 7 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:47,973 ♪ I should have known There'd come a day ♪ 8 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:52,679 ♪ When you'd be gone ♪ 9 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:56,649 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 10 00:00:56,848 --> 00:01:03,072 ♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪ 11 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,821 ♪ To think that you ♪ 12 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:13,032 ♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪ 13 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:18,622 ♪ From the place of your birth To the ends of the earth ♪ 14 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:23,084 ♪ I've searched only to find ♪ 15 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:27,798 ♪ Only to find ♪ 16 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:32,010 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 17 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:37,264 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 18 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:43,404 ♪ Honey child I ain't even got a trace of you ♪ 19 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,489 ♪ You know one thing? ♪ 20 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:52,246 ♪ I'd give anything in the world Just to see the face of you ♪ 21 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:59,704 ♪ I was a fool to stay away from you ♪ 22 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:02,964 ♪ And everything else so long ♪ 23 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:10,549 ♪ I should have been diplomatic And figured that someday ♪ 24 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:13,509 ♪ You'd be solid gone ♪ 25 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:19,645 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 26 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:24,149 ♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪ 27 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,115 ♪ To think that you ♪ 28 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:35,531 ♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪ 29 00:02:35,739 --> 00:02:41,041 ♪ From the place of your birth To the ends of the earth ♪ 30 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:45,590 ♪ I've searched only to find ♪ 31 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:50,297 ♪ Only to find ♪ 32 00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:55,101 ♪ Address unknown ♪ 33 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,807 Yeah, that is some detail. 34 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,854 That is some Western detail right there. 35 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,728 Western detail. Attention to detail. 36 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,776 He's even got spurs on the back of his boots and they're sharp. 37 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,899 - Love it. - They are. 38 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,357 The clock is gone on this piece, Christine, $0... 39 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:11,487 - Oh, my goodness. - Well, let's just move on. 40 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:15,788 Well, from time to time, people make mistakes, that's okay. 41 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:18,285 This is our first Renoir of the evening. 42 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,959 This is a heliogravure, which is an etching. 43 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:24,038 It was hand-pulled from a copperplate in Paris in 1919. 44 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,715 We know this because that's what it says on the back... 45 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:30,510 where the certificate of authenticity is located. Just as lovely as can be. 46 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,385 Look at the soft, delicate shading, very feminine. 47 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,340 This is a limited edition. 48 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:39,019 This is what you're looking for if you are a Renoir fan. 49 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,597 One hundred, oh, my goodness. Right at the buzzer. 50 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:42,852 Ooh, good. 51 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,775 The few exceptions is the African pancake tortoise... 52 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:50,231 which has a flat, flexible shell that allows it to hide in rock crevasses- 53 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,942 big swath of light to moderate snow... 54 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,322 from the Broken Bow area... 55 00:03:54,526 --> 00:03:56,494 down toward Kearney, Hastings, Grand Island. 56 00:03:56,695 --> 00:04:00,791 That is all moving in our direction, so I do think around 7 to 8 O'Clock... 57 00:04:00,991 --> 00:04:03,835 the snow will become pretty steady here across the region... 58 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,958 with all this moving on top of us... 59 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,382 and that's really gonna knock down visibility. 60 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,212 And again, snow-covered roads are gonna be definitely likely this evening... 61 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:16,890 Making it even slippier-More slippery. Than it is out there at this time. 62 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:22,017 There's that winter weather advisory in effect till very early tomorrow morning. 63 00:04:26,016 --> 00:04:28,644 The bitter cold weather helped break up the compactions... 64 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:31,401 we created this fall in our fields. 65 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:20,449 Don't let false allegations bully you into an unfair fight. 66 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:24,158 Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, and I will do the fighting for you. 67 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:26,084 No charge is too big for me. 68 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:29,379 When legal forces have you cornered, better call Saul. 69 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:35,336 I'll get your case dismissed. I'll give you the defense you deserve. 70 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:38,673 Why? Because I'm Saul Goodman, attorney at law. 71 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,681 I investigate, advocate, persuade, and most importantly, win. 72 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,387 Better call Saul. 73 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,185 Do you feel doomed? 74 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,813 Have opponents of freedom wrongly intimidated you? 75 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:54,521 Maybe they told you you're in serious trouble and there's nothing you can do. 76 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:57,824 I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here to tell you that they're wrong. 77 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:00,493 It's never too late for justice. Better call- 78 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,249 I think... 79 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,757 your brain is just not all there yet. 80 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:46,013 If we were all held responsible for what we did when we were 19... 81 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:51,893 I remember what it was like to be a kid. Think back. 82 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:56,477 It's all-Judge, what would you say? 83 00:07:56,685 --> 00:08:00,315 These boys, 19, I can't-I don't- 84 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:03,822 These three young men, just like you. 85 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,660 Just like... 86 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:07,828 Psst. 87 00:08:21,584 --> 00:08:25,214 Oh, to be 19 again. You with me, ladies and gentlemen? 88 00:08:25,422 --> 00:08:27,595 Do you remember 19? 89 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:33,226 Let me tell you, the juices are flowing, the red corpuscles are corpuscling... 90 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:38,652 the grass is green and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever. 91 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:43,281 Now do you remember? Yeah, you do. 92 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:47,824 Ahem. But if you're being honest, I mean, really honest... 93 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:52,374 you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped 19-year-old brain. 94 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:54,542 Me, personally... 95 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,336 if I were held accountable... 96 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:02,634 for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was 19, oh, boy, wow. 97 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:06,839 And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen." 98 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,675 Which brings us to these three. 99 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:13,387 Now, these three knuckleheads- 100 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,814 And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are. 101 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:18,267 - They did a dumb thing. - We're not denying that. 102 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,695 However, I would like you to remember two salient facts. 103 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:27,527 Fact one, nobody got hurt. Not a soul. Very important to keep that in mind. 104 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:29,486 Fact two... 105 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:34,495 Now, the prosecution keeps bandying this term "criminal trespass." 106 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:38,044 Mr. Spinauzo, the property owner, admitted to us... 107 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,497 that he keeps most portions of his business... 108 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:43,333 open to the public both day and night. 109 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:47,136 So trespassing? Tsk. 110 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:51,217 It's a bit of a reach, don't you think, Dave? Heh. 111 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,097 Here's what I know. 112 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:57,477 These three young men, near honour students all... 113 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:02,151 were feeling their oats one Saturday night and they just... 114 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,612 went a little bananas. Heh. 115 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,984 I don't know. Call me crazy, but I don't think they deserve... 116 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:12,492 to have their bright futures ruined by a momentary, minute... 117 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:16,165 never-to-be-repeated lapse of judgment. 118 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,494 Ladies and gentlemen... 119 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,416 you're bigger than that. 120 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,764 - Kenny, are you rolling? - Yeah, wait a minute. 121 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,349 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 122 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:24,980 Tone it down. Chill out, would you? 123 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,108 Hey, Miss Watson's fourth period biology class... 124 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,359 this one's for you. 125 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:31,567 - Watch and learn, losers. - Oh, yeah. 126 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,745 - Oh, God. - Dude, where'd all the blood go? 127 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,993 He's dead. They suck it all out, dumb-ass. 128 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,996 - Awesome. - Where do they put it? 129 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,623 All right, I'm through the neck bone now, dude. 130 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,579 - Kenny, get over here. - I'm getting it. 131 00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,290 Get a shot of this- Fine, fine. 132 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,171 - Let me do it. - I got it. 133 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,127 - All right. - Ho-ho-ho. 134 00:11:51,336 --> 00:11:53,054 - All right. - Oh, my God. 135 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,009 - You're sawing like a pussy. Let me do it. - Would you get off? Chi" out. 136 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,560 - All right. - Wait, wait. 137 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,637 Okay. Wait for it. Wait. 138 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,728 Oh! 139 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:06,606 - Yeah! Ah! - Whoo! 140 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:09,938 - Come on. Yeah, baby! Yeah! - Oh, my God. 141 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,444 I dare you to stick your Wang in the throat hole. 142 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,401 I will if you will, loser. 143 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,703 - All right, all right. - Ha, ha, ha. 144 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,371 What the hell kind of math is that? 145 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,823 Seven hundred per defense. 146 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,409 No, no, no. "Defendant." "Dant." 147 00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,119 Three defendants, 2100. 148 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,750 Which, by the way, bargain. What I did for them... 149 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,798 They going to jail, ain't they? 150 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,927 So since when does that matter? They had sex with a head. 151 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,971 Look, didn't nobody tell you to try all three of them together. 152 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,800 - One trial, $700. - You're gonna miss me. 153 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:41,727 You are gonna miss me because it'll be a cold day in hell... 154 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:45,523 before I do any more PD work for this shitty court. Sayonara, baby. 155 00:12:45,723 --> 00:12:48,272 You have yourself a nice day. 156 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:14,260 Law offices of James McGill... 157 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,882 how may I direct your call? 158 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:19,553 Yes, Mrs. Kettleman, so good of you to return. 159 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:24,058 Actually, I don't have Mr. McGill at the moment, but I know he- 160 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,855 Oh, splendid. 161 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,684 Unfortunately, our offices are being painted... 162 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,690 and the fumes are quite horrid. 163 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:36,866 Could he meet you and your husband at, say, Loyola's Cafe on Central? 164 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,913 Four o'clock it shall be. Cheers. 165 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,691 Three dollars. 166 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,823 I'm validated. See the stickers? 167 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:25,498 Well, I see five stickers. You're one shy. That's $3. 168 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:30,371 They gave me-Look, I'm validated for the entire day, okay? 169 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:33,582 Five stickers, six stickers, I don't know from stickers because... 170 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:38,011 I was in that court back there saving people's lives, so... 171 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,679 Gee, that's swell. 172 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:43,258 And thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system. 173 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,468 Now, you either pay the $3... 174 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:48,930 or you go back inside and you get an additional sticker. 175 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,729 Son of a bitch. 176 00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,063 Fine. You win. Hooray for you. 177 00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,407 Backing up. I have to back up. I need more stickers. 178 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,235 Don't have enough stickers. 179 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:06,118 Thank you. Thank you. Very nice. 180 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,755 Employee of the month over here. 181 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,586 Yeah! Hooray! Give him a medal. 182 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,555 Don't do anything, guys. Just relax, all right? 183 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:27,644 Well, I'm just fuzzy as to why you think he needs a lawyer. 184 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:32,145 I mean, Craig, the way you run your office is beyond reproach. 185 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,474 - Beyond reproach. - Yeah. 186 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:36,732 - I'm a stickler, you know- - He is. He's a stickler with the money. 187 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,734 - He's definitely a stickler. - Yeah. Yeah. 188 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,282 - He's certainly not guilty of some- - Certainly not. 189 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:45,487 He's innocent of any wrong doing, that's abundantly clear to me. 190 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:49,245 And frankly, I don't go looking for guilty people to represent. 191 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,998 I mean, who needs that aggravation, right? 192 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,669 - Right. - Heh, heh. 193 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:57,625 Look, all I know is what I read in the paper. 194 00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,090 And typically when money goes missing from the county treasury- 195 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:05,344 - And the number here is 1.6 million? - Well, that's an accounting discrepancy. 196 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:10,179 It's a discrepancy, absolutely. But typically when that happens... 197 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,263 the police look at the treasurer. 198 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,726 And since that person is, uh- Heh, heh, heh. 199 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:20,238 I just think a little proactivity may be in order. 200 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:23,863 I just think I'd look guilty if I hired a lawyer. 201 00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:25,158 Yeah. 202 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,704 Actually, it's getting arrested that makes people look guilty... 203 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,077 even the innocent ones. 204 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,204 And innocent people get arrested every day. 205 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:35,082 And they find themselves in a little room... 206 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,415 with a detective who acts like he's their best friend. 207 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,593 "Talk to me," he says. "Help me clear this thing up." 208 00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,796 "You don't need a lawyer, only guilty people need lawyers." 209 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,382 And, boom, hey, that's when it all goes south. 210 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,558 That's when you want someone in your corner. 211 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,933 Someone who will fight tooth and nail. 212 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,224 Lawyers, we're like health insurance. 213 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,775 You hope you never need it... 214 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,774 but, man, oh, man, not having it? No. Heh. 215 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:06,651 How, ahem, would we proceed if we decided to, um...? 216 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,829 Well, this is a letter of engagement. 217 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,828 It's very simple, straightforward. Please, read it closely. 218 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,034 But if you sign it... 219 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,212 I can get started on that defence strategy of ours... 220 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,961 this very afternoon. 221 00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:37,890 Craig... 222 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,357 I think maybe we should sleep on it. 223 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,939 Uh, sure. 224 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,155 - Don't you think, Mr. McGill? - We should sleep on it. 225 00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,953 Oh, please, call me Jimmy. 226 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,702 Absolutely. I mean, there's no rush. 227 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,752 Oh, and you know, Craig, we gotta pick up the kids. 228 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,374 - At the... - Oh. Right. 229 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:00,705 - Yeah. - Yeah. 230 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,462 Well, we will be in touch. 231 00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,296 Thank you for the coffee, and for the advice. 232 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,756 You're very, very welcome. Oh. 233 00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:15,012 Here. Take this. It's got my phone number on it. 234 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,723 - Yeah. Okay. - Got it. 235 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:34,247 The number is 9456, 0054... 236 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:40,580 4896, 0643, and the expiration is 11, '04. 237 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:45,337 Okay, and the key word here is "classy," all right? Super classy. 238 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:50,342 Use only flowers that look expensive, but, you know, aren't. 239 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,674 And the note should say: 240 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,930 "Dear Betsy and Craig... 241 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,514 best wishes from your stickler for justice, James McGill." 242 00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,396 Okay? And McGill is spelled M-C- 243 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,273 Well, run it again. 244 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,525 Well, no, no, no. It's paid up. Run it again- 245 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,658 Oh... 246 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,334 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. 247 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,047 Oh, my God, Cal. Cal. Look at me. 248 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,499 Buddy, look at me. Are you okay? Say something. 249 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,176 What did you do? What did you do to my brother? 250 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,381 - Why don't you look where you're going? - He came out of nowhere. 251 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,933 You freaking hit him, man! You ran him over. 252 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,350 You ran over my brother. 253 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,929 - I got the whole thing on video. - It was an accident. 254 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,354 It was an accident. He didn't- 255 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,774 He didn't mean to. Look, let me just-Ah! Ah! 256 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,064 - It's broke. Is it broke? - It's my leg. 257 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,736 - You broke his leg. - It's my leg. 258 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,532 Why you driving around and not looking? Driving around breaking people's legs! 259 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,075 - Okay. - Somebody call the cops! 260 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,277 - Don't call. Don't call the police. - P0lice! 261 00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,535 - Don't call the police. Don't call. - Call them myself. 262 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,833 - Don't call the police. - Don't call the cops? 263 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,455 - No. - How you gonna fix this? 264 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,038 What are you gonna do to make things right? 265 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,504 I don't know, fellas. 266 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,099 What can I do to make it right? 267 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,191 I don't know. 268 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,437 Five hundred dollars. 269 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,942 Five hundred bucks? Yeah? 270 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,652 Yeah. 271 00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,073 - Ow! What the hell, man? - Listen, Starlight Express. 272 00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:44,331 I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique, 0.0 for choice of victim. 273 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,503 I'm a lawyer. Heh. 274 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,548 Furthermore, does this steaming pile of crap... 275 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,717 scream "payday" to you, huh? 276 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,215 The only way that entire car is worth 500 bucks... 277 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,843 is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it. 278 00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,768 Now, let's talk about what you owe me for the windshield. 279 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,646 What-? 280 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,525 I'll take a cheque. 281 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,070 Chéo co, ladies. 282 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,788 Chéo co, Mrs. Nguyen. My, don't you look...? 283 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,915 My mail? 284 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,963 You work for people who have sex with chopped-off head? 285 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,418 - Was it in the paper? - I heard it from my cousin. 286 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,345 Why? Why you work for these people? 287 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,515 Ahem. Just lucky, I guess. 288 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,852 Cucumber water for customer only. 289 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:39,025 You have zero messages. 290 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,468 Brenda, looking good. 291 00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,263 Nice do. Where's Lord Vader? 292 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,093 - He's not quite ready for you yet. - South conference room. 293 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,645 - How about you wait out here? - How about I don't? Heh. 294 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,098 Oh, Sir Francis. 295 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,434 - James. - Well-groomed, as always. 296 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,020 - Okay. - All right. 297 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,286 Keith, Karen. Yes. 298 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:58,164 You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Hamlin... 299 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,216 and I won't have it! 300 00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:05,297 - You want me to call security? - It's okay, Brenda. We got it. 301 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,466 Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron. 302 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,051 What can we do for you, Jimmy? 303 00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:13,345 I'm sorry, it's this table. 304 00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,057 Something just comes over me. 305 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:26,693 You can tell me what this, uh, 26,000 is supposed to be for. 306 00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,870 That's money for Chuck. Isn't that what you wanted? 307 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:35,080 A measly 26 grand? Heh. Jesus, you're like Peter Minuit with the Indians. 308 00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,537 Throw in some beads and shells while you're at it. 309 00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:41,375 It's just a start, there'll be more. Unless you're gonna just tear them all up. 310 00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,381 And why was it made out to me? Why not Chuck? 311 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,838 Can he make his way to the bank? 312 00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,934 I just assumed it was best to have the money go through you. 313 00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,307 We can do it any way you want. 314 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,434 This isn't going away, Howard. 315 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,767 What Chuck did for this firm, and damn near single-handedly... 316 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,730 one-third of this place belongs to him. Yeah. 317 00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,692 What have you got, 12 chairs here? Four of these chairs are Chuck's. 318 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,201 You got five of these light thingamajigs, uh... 319 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,829 one and two-thirds are Chuck's. Yeah. 320 00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,501 How many Danishes? Six Danishes? 321 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,080 - You can have all the Danish you want. - No, no. They're Chuck's Danishes. 322 00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,632 And Chuck isn't greedy, so he'll just take two... 323 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,882 plus $17 million. In that ballpark. 324 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,512 I mean, we'll know once we get the accountants poking around here. 325 00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,140 Until then, no more penny ante cheques designed to make it look... 326 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,598 like Chuck still works here. He doesn't. He never will again. 327 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,605 It's time to do right by him, and cash him out. 328 00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,854 So these are Chuck's own wishes that you're conveying? 329 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,360 - This is what's best for him. - Hm. 330 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:51,239 So he personally told you that it's his wish to withdraw from the firm? 331 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,456 See, that would surprise me. 332 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,955 It's been nearly a year since he set foot in here. 333 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,878 - I'm just doing what's in his best interests. - So am I. 334 00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,583 And I, for one, believe he's gonna lick this thing. 335 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:09,546 Until then, his office is just as he left it. His secretary is still on payroll. 336 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,848 If Chuck can call this an extended sabbatical, then so can we. 337 00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,641 He's that important to us. 338 00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,891 You know what? Let's let a jury figure it out. 339 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,648 Yeah. They're gonna love you, Howard. 340 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,772 You're so down to earth and relatable. 341 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,359 And you will atone! 342 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,329 It's Ned Beatty from Network. 343 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,790 For christ sakes, guys. 344 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,466 Jimmy. 345 00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,721 I almost forgot. This month's filings. 346 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,639 You can save me the postage. 347 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,844 Weren't you listening in there? Chuck doesn't work here anymore. 348 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,270 Think I'm gonna help you establish a paper trail? 349 00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,144 - Jimmy- - Stop trying to pawn that shit off on him. 350 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,100 Jimmy. 351 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,358 You know, Jimmy, sometimes in our line of work... 352 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:13,489 you can get so caught up in the idea of winning... 353 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,694 that you forget to listen to your heart. 354 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,792 Give Chuck my love, would you? 355 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:28,795 Oh, there you are. Betsy, Craig. 356 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,255 Hi. Oh, Craig, you need your own purse. 357 00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,723 - Did it work out? - Yeah. Heh, heh, heh. 358 00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,766 It was very nice. 359 00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,439 - You look lovely today. - Oh, thank you so much. 360 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,722 - Couldn't you just? - You know I can't. 361 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,428 Son of a bitch. 362 00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:32,062 - You ground yourself? - Yes, I grounded myself. 363 00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,325 You gotta stop putting bacon on the list. 364 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:35,333 That cooler's looking like a trichinosis stew. 365 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,873 Perfect timing. 366 00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,632 - Professor Brans Vogelson? - Mm-hm. 367 00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,304 University of Helsinki? 368 00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,723 Yeah, you're gonna have to get that translated. 369 00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,597 Into Swedish? Finnish. 370 00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,522 Finish translating into-? 371 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,976 I'm sure there's someone at UNM who can do that. 372 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,736 You do know I'm trying to start a legal practice? 373 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,530 Vogelson's been working on the effects... 374 00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,735 of electromagnetic fields on zebrafish and-Oh. 375 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,073 Financial Times. 376 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,282 Yeah, I knew you missed it, so I figured, what the heck? 377 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:15,085 Thank you. I know it's expensive here. 378 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,589 - That's not- - I don't expect you to go out-of-pocket. 379 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,337 Go ahead, reimburse yourself. 380 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,424 Thanks. 381 00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,175 Hey, Chuck, can you not read that for a second? 382 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,350 Can we talk? 383 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,811 Are you all right? You look peaked. 384 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,642 I'm fine. Please, just sit. 385 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,650 You're not in trouble? 386 00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,862 Um... 387 00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,577 You gotta cash out. 388 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,242 - You gotta. - Again? Really? 389 00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,493 There's no other way. 390 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,917 I know that you don't wanna hear it, but you've got to. 391 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,336 You know I'm going to beat this. 392 00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,335 You know I'm going to get better. 393 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832 Yeah, sure. 394 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,169 Well, then there's nothing more to talk about. 395 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:11,350 I will beat this. Ergo, a falsis principiis proficisci. 396 00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,972 - Meaning... - That's not- 397 00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,554 - Meaning... - That's the one about false principles- 398 00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,514 You proceed from false principles. 399 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,475 Your argument is built on quicksand, therefore it collapses. 400 00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,277 Yeah, you're not listening. 401 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:27,449 Fine. Let's take this to its logical conclusion. 402 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,235 In order to pay out my share... 403 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,162 suppose my partners are forced to liquidate the firm. 404 00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,990 - Then what? - That's their problem. 405 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,326 My clients are out in the cold. 406 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,914 My cases are scattered to the winds, 126 people lose their jobs. 407 00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,124 What happens to your cronies in the mailroom? 408 00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,630 The assistants, paralegals, the janitorial staff... 409 00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,337 all of them out on the street. 410 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,344 Your friend Kim, a promising career, over and done with. 411 00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,722 Hamlin owes you everything. You built that place singlehandedly... 412 00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,554 while he was at Four Hills working on his bunker shot. 413 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,141 - Let's not exaggerate. I helped. - You helped. 414 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,646 All the more reason not to tear it down just for a little bit of cash. 415 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,069 Chuck, I'm going under. Okay? 416 00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,573 For the third time, with these bull-crap contract counsel- 417 00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,620 - Bull crap? - Bull crap, pissant, PD cases... 418 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:15,868 at 700 bucks a shot. 419 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,996 Public defender work is some of the best experience there is. 420 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,875 I just had a case, Chuck, with three clients. 421 00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,958 Arraignment, voir dire, jury trial, the whole nine yards. 422 00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,715 You know what I took home? Seven hundred bucks. 423 00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,842 I might as well head down to skid row and sell plasma. 424 00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,641 You're representing people who have nowhere else to turn. 425 00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,013 Money is beside the point. 426 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,096 Money is not beside the point. Money is the point. 427 00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,604 I keep telling you, have patience. There are no shortcuts. 428 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,107 - Do good work and the clients- - The clients will come. Yeah, I know. 429 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,938 Okay. 430 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:54,324 Hand to God, I wasn't gonna say this, but you are broke. 431 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:59,784 I can't carry both of us. I've been trying like hell, but I can't. 432 00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:04,588 Heh, heh. You're saying, what, you think you have to provide for me? 433 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,257 - I never asked you that. - You didn't have to ask, okay? 434 00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:11,257 I've been doing my damnedest, but the day of reckoning is here. 435 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,759 Soon, Chuck, you're gonna be out on the street... 436 00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:18,059 with all the electromagnetism in the world raining down on you. 437 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,136 Now, please, please, picture that... 438 00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,814 then tell me that money is beside the point. 439 00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,813 - This is what has you all worked up? - Yeah. 440 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,442 Jimmy, there's nothing to worry about. 441 00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,490 - Here. - What is this? 442 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,693 A stipend. There's gonna be one every week. 443 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,280 Eight hundred and fifty seven dollars from Hamlin Hamlin McGill. 444 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,240 I'm gonna pay him back. Every penny. 445 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,167 I didn't wanna take anything, but Howard was very insistent. 446 00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,086 And I'm gonna pay you back too. 447 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,466 - Hamlin was here? - It's not like I'm a recluse. 448 00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,132 - He put his cell phone in the mailbox? - He understands the situation. 449 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,883 - He grounded himself? - Of course. 450 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,762 And the two of you agreed that since, as everybody knows... 451 00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,809 you're going back to work any day now... 452 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,852 the firm should help you make ends meet? 453 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,147 That's correct, minus the sarcasm. 454 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,815 Hamlin's making you a chump! 455 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,143 I'm going to get better! 456 00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:12,527 I'm gonna go back to work, and I'm picking up where I left off! 457 00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,422 Sorry- 458 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,049 Sorry, Chuck. 459 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,976 I understand that you're trying to look out for me... 460 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,482 but you're missing the bigger picture. 461 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,488 I got it. 462 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,858 Speaking of which... 463 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,325 Howard brought this. 464 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,657 - He's concerned. - What? 465 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,833 You have to admit, it could be confusing. 466 00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,958 Hamlin Hamlin McGill. James M. McGill. 467 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:13,008 - That's my name, I was born with it. I- - Still. 468 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,764 How about "Vanguard Law"? 469 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,137 Or "Gibraltar." Pie- 470 00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:27,223 Wait, so I'm not supposed to use my name on Hamlin's say-so? 471 00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,898 What's he gonna do, sue me? 472 00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,476 Nobody wants to create an adversarial situation. 473 00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:36,816 I'm sure Howard would gladly pay the cost of new matchbooks and so on. 474 00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,077 It's simply a matter of professional courtesy. 475 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,583 Chuck, whose side are you on? 476 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,708 There are no sides. 477 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,339 But, Jimmy... 478 00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,344 Wouldn't you rather build your own identity? 479 00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,132 Why ride on someone else's coattails? 480 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,072 You wanna dance, Howard? 481 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,026 Let's dance. 482 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,491 Yeah, backside on it. 483 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,502 Go. 484 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:41,088 You can get closer than that, you bitch. Come on. 485 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,930 All right, here it comes. 486 00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,676 There you go. Better. 487 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,185 - How was that? - It's all right. Here, take a look. 488 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,814 - So tighter. Everything- - Tighter? What-? Tighter what? 489 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,646 I don't know, just stand tighter. You know what I mean? 490 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,322 I don't know what you mean. 491 00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,366 That's a... We can call that a stylistic choice, I guess. 492 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:06,288 Hey, fellas. We got business. 493 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,160 How did you find us? 494 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:12,244 I know. Eerie, right? 495 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:16,548 Whoa, come on. Give me 30 seconds. 496 00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:20,798 Could be the most profitable 30 seconds of your lives. 497 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,064 Let me tell you about a young guy. 498 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,568 Actually, he's about your age. 499 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,896 He lived a long way from here... 500 00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:43,358 in a town called Cicero, Illinois. 501 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:47,366 And in Cicero, he was the man. 502 00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:50,157 I mean, when he strolled down the street... 503 00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,709 all the corner boys would give him the high five. 504 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:56,504 All the finest babes would smile at him... 505 00:40:56,704 --> 00:41:00,174 and hope that he would smile back. 506 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,970 They called him Slippin' Jimmy... 507 00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:08,767 and everybody wanted to be his friend. 508 00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,345 Slippin' Jimmy. 509 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,309 What the hell kind of name is that? 510 00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,356 Well, I'll tell you now. Winters in Cicero are murder. 511 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,280 You guys, growing up out here in the Golden West, you don't know. 512 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,986 Okay? I'm talking cold that'll freeze the snot right in your nose. 513 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,911 I'm talking wind that'll cut through your jacket.-. 514 00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,080 And carve you up like a Ginsu knife. 515 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,409 In fact, most folks in Cicero were scared of winter. 516 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,711 But not Jimmy. 517 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,213 Jimmy would wait around all summer... 518 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,542 and when September finally rolled around... 519 00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,379 and he'd feel that first cold wind come sweeping off Lake Michigan... 520 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,180 he knew it was coming. 521 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,100 Was it Christmas? Was it Kwanzaa? 522 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,180 Better. It was slip-and-fall season. 523 00:41:56,097 --> 00:42:00,443 As soon as it was cold enough, he'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice. 524 00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,271 State Street was good, Michigan Avenue was better. 525 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,528 He'd pick his spot, wait for it to get busy... 526 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,577 then he'd walk out on the ice and boom! 527 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,074 He would biff it so hard... 528 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,032 people would come running from five blocks away. 529 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,662 Yeah, but did he collect? 530 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,746 "Did he collect?" Slippin' Jimmy had it dialled in. 531 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,332 One good fall, he'd clear 6, 8 grand. 532 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,840 That'd keep him in Old Milwaukee and Maui Waui right through Labor Day. 533 00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,718 - Eight grand? - Eight grand. 534 00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,674 Now, see, I look at you guys, I see potential. 535 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,978 The skateboard's a nice wrinkle, that makes it a year-round gig. 536 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,307 Clearly, you know how to take a header. Right? 537 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,016 But I gotta ask you... 538 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,854 your best day ever, how much did you clear? 539 00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,321 - Six hundred and thirty. - Six hundred and thirty. 540 00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:53,288 Six hundred and thirty bucks? Was that for one fall? 541 00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,662 - Two. - Two falls in one day? Heh. 542 00:42:56,866 --> 00:43:00,496 - Even at your age, that's gotta hurt. - True that. 543 00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,923 All right. Well, I got a job for you. 544 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,591 How's 2 grand sound? 545 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,170 Two grand for one hit? 546 00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,095 One hit. 547 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:13,140 Plus you get to learn from the best. 548 00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,264 - Nice boat. - Yeah. 549 00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,018 Discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque. 550 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,726 Forget the boat. Look at the car. You know what that is? 551 00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,062 - I don't know, a station wagon? - It's a Mercury. 552 00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,943 A 1988 Mercury Sable wagon. 553 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,525 Remember it. Burn it into your brains, you got it? 554 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,077 It's a Mercury Sable wagon, sure. 555 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,780 Close your eyes. What colour is it? 556 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,035 - Brown. - Brown. 557 00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,958 No, it's medium sandalwood. 558 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,002 Keep your eyes closed. How does the license plate start? 559 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,250 Four. 560 00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,673 Give those gentlemen a gold star. 561 00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,796 Betsy Kettleman's her name. 562 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,301 Every weekday, between 2:25 and 2:50, she comes through here... 563 00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,179 on her way to pick up her kids at Kit Carson Elementary. 564 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,727 You need a place where she's gonna slow down, right? 565 00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:00,555 - Yeah. - All right. Well, there you go. 566 00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,811 She slows down, she hangs a right... 567 00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,440 you come shooting out of there and do what you did to me. 568 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,864 You go ass over teakettle, you make it a blue-ribbon special. 569 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,534 When she gets out of the car, you're suffering Saint Sebastian, right? 570 00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,455 You're the hammer. You get in her face, you scare the bejeezus out of her. 571 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,578 Give me your phone. 572 00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:24,337 - It's kind of busy here, don't you think? - Yeah. Witnesses are good. 573 00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,084 Witnesses are pressure, all right? 574 00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,883 Now, once you've got her good and rattled... 575 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:32,383 then you call for an ambulance, but really you're calling for me. 576 00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:35,340 I'm number one on your speed dial, next to your weed dealer. 577 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:39,473 You call me, I hotfoot it over here. I just "happened" to be driving by. 578 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,772 I stop to see what the trouble is, and this is the important part... 579 00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,317 You don't know me, We've never met. You got it'? 580 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,643 - Sure. - Okay. 581 00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,901 Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight. We go mano a mano. 582 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,858 You light into me, okay? Get nasty. 583 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,114 No touching, leave the hair alone... 584 00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,947 but otherwise, you know, open season. 585 00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,157 Yell, stomp, call me a douche bag. 586 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,209 I'm gonna play it cool, give you back some of the razzmatazz... 587 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:08,881 and once she's seen the fireworks, you fold like a lawn chair. Happy ending. 588 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,839 - When do we get our money? - After. 589 00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,388 - "After." - After. 590 00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:19,092 You get paid when I get paid. I'm the rising tide that raises all dinghies. 591 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,893 Now, pop quiz. What's the car? 592 00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,437 - Mercury Sable wagon. - Baby-poop brown. 593 00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,481 - Okay, do you know me? - No. 594 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,651 Damn straight. Go with God. 595 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,658 Well, I'm just glad I happened to be passing by. 596 00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,832 Happy to be of help, Betsy. May I call you Betsy? Ahem. 597 00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:45,251 Please, call me James. 598 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,499 Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry. 599 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,206 He just got his bell rung a little. I'll handle that. 600 00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,961 Oh, no. 601 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:57,718 Oh, no, no. I wouldn't think of taking your money for this, so... 602 00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,515 The embezzlement case? 603 00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:04,095 Yes, I'd be happy to talk it over. Heh, heh, heh. 604 00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,397 Oh, shit. 605 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,867 Two-minute warning. Two-minute warning. 606 00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,740 Got it. 607 00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,808 Oh, my God. 608 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,431 What happened? 609 00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,021 Call 911. 610 00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,269 Oh, my God. Cal. Cal. 611 00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,852 Look at me. Are you okay? Buddy, say something. 612 00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,983 Cal, look at me. Come on already. 613 00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,066 What is she doing in there? She making a sandwich? 614 00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,525 Where's her sense of responsibility? 615 00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,529 - What? - What? 616 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,364 Hey. What the-? 617 00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:52,124 Funny to run into you, Betsy. I was just strolling the neighbourhood. 618 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:55,673 You were in an accident? Oh, that's... 619 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,804 Come on. 620 00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,189 - Yeah. - She took off on us. 621 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,112 - She what? - It was textbook, man. 622 00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,360 We were diamonds. But then she just took off. 623 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,316 Okay, wait. She hit and run? 624 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,903 That's what I'm saying. She bailed and wailed. 625 00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,489 Okay, just stay where you are. I'll come get you. 626 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,915 No, no, no. Screw that, man. We're following her. 627 00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,118 You're-How are-? You're following her how? 628 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,873 We got our ways, yo. 629 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,955 Okay, okay, okay. New plan. New plan. 630 00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,838 You do know me. I'm your lawyer. You got that? I'll meet you at the school. 631 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,589 No, she's way past the school. 632 00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:45,298 She hooked a left on Juan Tabo, now she's coming into Holiday Park. 633 00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,975 Okay, stay with her. When she gets where she's going... 634 00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,052 wherever that is, don't do anything. 635 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,513 - Wait for me. - Wait for what? 636 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,314 You haven't been right even once. Slippin' Jimmy my ass. 637 00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:58,895 You fell into the honeypot, kid. You get it? Hit-and-run is a felony. 638 00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:02,607 - So, what? - "So, what?" So more money. 639 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,658 He says we fell in the honeypot. 640 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,578 - He says more money. - So, what do we need him for? 641 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:14,957 Cal, Lars, whoever- 642 00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,333 Oh, damn it. 643 00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,381 Come on, come on. 644 00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,967 - Do it, do it. - Son of a bitch. 645 00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,223 Come on. Come on. 646 00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,629 - Hey, your leg. - Oh, I'm gonna do this one. 647 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,962 - 'Okay-Hey! Hey! Yo, hold up. - Ah! Ah! Ah! 648 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,138 Hey, yeah, you. What is the matter with you? 649 00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,637 You hit and run. You ran him over. 650 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,843 You felonied my brother. 651 00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,680 - Habla English. - We call... We call La policia. 652 00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:19,563 - La policia gonna be pissed. - I see you hit him. 653 00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,895 You see that windshield? You did that. 654 00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,274 - I did that. - You did that. 655 00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,322 - You did that to me. - Now you pay. 656 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,151 Make with the dinero. 657 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,869 Si, righteous dinero. 658 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,710 - Okay. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 659 00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,037 Okay. Unh. Unh. 660 00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,589 Let's go. 661 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,917 - Is that money? - Yeah. 662 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,674 Watch the step. Watch the step. 663 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,431 - Watch it. Watch the step. - Unh. Unh. Unh. 664 00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,981 Where are you? 665 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,979 Holiday Park. 666 00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:08,487 Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy, what are you doing here? 667 00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,035 Hit-and-run? That's very serious. 668 00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,660 I can mediate. I represent their parents, so... 669 00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,249 Come on, come on. 670 00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,617 Open up, officer of the court! 671 00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,453 Open up in the name of the law! 672 00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,540 Good afternoon, this... 54857

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