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♪ Address unknown ♪
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♪ Not even a trace of you ♪
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♪ Oh, what I'd give ♪
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♪ To see the face of you ♪
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♪ I was a fool to stay away ♪
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♪ From you so long ♪
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♪ I should have known
There'd come a day ♪
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♪ When you'd be gone ♪
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♪ Address unknown ♪
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♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪
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♪ To think that you ♪
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♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪
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♪ From the place of your birth
To the ends of the earth ♪
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♪ I've searched only to find ♪
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♪ Only to find ♪
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♪ Address unknown ♪
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♪ Address unknown ♪
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♪ Honey child
I ain't even got a trace of you ♪
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♪ You know one thing? ♪
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♪ I'd give anything in the world
Just to see the face of you ♪
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♪ I was a fool to stay away from you ♪
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♪ And everything else so long ♪
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♪ I should have been diplomatic
And figured that someday ♪
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♪ You'd be solid gone ♪
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♪ Address unknown ♪
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♪ Oh, how could I be so blind ♪
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♪ To think that you ♪
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♪ Would never be hard to find? ♪
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♪ From the place of your birth
To the ends of the earth ♪
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♪ I've searched only to find ♪
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♪ Only to find ♪
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♪ Address unknown ♪
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Yeah, that is some detail.
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That is some Western detail right there.
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Western detail. Attention to detail.
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He's even got spurs on the back
of his boots and they're sharp.
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- Love it.
- They are.
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The clock is gone on this piece,
Christine, $0...
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- Oh, my goodness.
- Well, let's just move on.
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Well, from time to time,
people make mistakes, that's okay.
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This is our first Renoir of the evening.
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This is a heliogravure,
which is an etching.
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It was hand-pulled from a copperplate
in Paris in 1919.
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We know this because
that's what it says on the back...
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where the certificate of authenticity
is located. Just as lovely as can be.
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Look at the soft, delicate shading,
very feminine.
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This is a limited edition.
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This is what you're looking for
if you are a Renoir fan.
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One hundred,
oh, my goodness. Right at the buzzer.
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Ooh, good.
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The few exceptions
is the African pancake tortoise...
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which has a flat, flexible shell
that allows it to hide in rock crevasses-
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big swath of light to moderate snow...
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from the Broken Bow area...
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down toward Kearney, Hastings,
Grand Island.
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That is all moving in our direction,
so I do think around 7 to 8 O'Clock...
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the snow will become pretty steady
here across the region...
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with all this moving on top of us...
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and that's really gonna
knock down visibility.
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And again, snow-covered roads are
gonna be definitely likely this evening...
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Making it even slippier-More slippery.
Than it is out there at this time.
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There's that winter weather advisory
in effect till very early tomorrow morning.
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The bitter cold weather
helped break up the compactions...
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we created this fall in our fields.
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Don't let false allegations
bully you into an unfair fight.
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Hi, I'm Saul Goodman,
and I will do the fighting for you.
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No charge is too big for me.
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When legal forces have you cornered,
better call Saul.
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I'll get your case dismissed.
I'll give you the defense you deserve.
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Why? Because I'm Saul Goodman,
attorney at law.
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I investigate, advocate, persuade,
and most importantly, win.
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Better call Saul.
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Do you feel doomed?
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Have opponents of freedom
wrongly intimidated you?
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Maybe they told you you're in serious
trouble and there's nothing you can do.
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I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here
to tell you that they're wrong.
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It's never too late for justice.
Better call-
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I think...
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your brain is just not all there yet.
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If we were all held responsible
for what we did when we were 19...
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I remember what it was like to be a kid.
Think back.
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It's all-Judge, what would you say?
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These boys, 19, I can't-I don't-
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These three young men, just like you.
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Just like...
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Psst.
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Oh, to be 19 again.
You with me, ladies and gentlemen?
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Do you remember 19?
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Let me tell you, the juices are flowing,
the red corpuscles are corpuscling...
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the grass is green and it's soft,
and summer's gonna last forever.
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Now do you remember? Yeah, you do.
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Ahem. But if you're being honest,
I mean, really honest...
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you'll recall that you also had
an underdeveloped 19-year-old brain.
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Me, personally...
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if I were held accountable...
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for some of the stupid decisions I made
when I was 19, oh, boy, wow.
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And I bet if we were in church right now,
I'd get a big "amen."
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Which brings us to these three.
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Now, these three knuckleheads-
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And I'm sorry, boys,
but that's what you are.
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- They did a dumb thing.
- We're not denying that.
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However, I would like you to remember
two salient facts.
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Fact one, nobody got hurt. Not a soul.
Very important to keep that in mind.
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Fact two...
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Now, the prosecution keeps
bandying this term "criminal trespass."
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Mr. Spinauzo, the property owner,
admitted to us...
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that he keeps most portions
of his business...
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open to the public
both day and night.
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So trespassing? Tsk.
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It's a bit of a reach, don't you think,
Dave? Heh.
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Here's what I know.
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These three young men,
near honour students all...
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were feeling their oats
one Saturday night and they just...
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went a little bananas. Heh.
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I don't know. Call me crazy,
but I don't think they deserve...
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to have their bright futures ruined
by a momentary, minute...
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never-to-be-repeated
lapse of judgment.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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you're bigger than that.
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- Kenny, are you rolling?
- Yeah, wait a minute.
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Yeah, baby! Yeah!
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Tone it down. Chill out, would you?
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Hey, Miss Watson's
fourth period biology class...
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this one's for you.
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- Watch and learn, losers.
- Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, God.
- Dude, where'd all the blood go?
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He's dead.
They suck it all out, dumb-ass.
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- Awesome.
- Where do they put it?
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All right, I'm through
the neck bone now, dude.
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- Kenny, get over here.
- I'm getting it.
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Get a shot of this-
Fine, fine.
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- Let me do it.
- I got it.
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- All right.
- Ho-ho-ho.
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- All right.
- Oh, my God.
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- You're sawing like a pussy. Let me do it.
- Would you get off? Chi" out.
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- All right.
- Wait, wait.
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Okay. Wait for it. Wait.
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Oh!
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- Yeah! Ah!
- Whoo!
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- Come on. Yeah, baby! Yeah!
- Oh, my God.
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I dare you to stick your Wang
in the throat hole.
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I will if you will, loser.
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- All right, all right.
- Ha, ha, ha.
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What the hell kind of math is that?
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Seven hundred per defense.
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No, no, no. "Defendant." "Dant."
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Three defendants, 2100.
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Which, by the way, bargain.
What I did for them...
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They going to jail, ain't they?
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So since when does that matter?
They had sex with a head.
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Look, didn't nobody tell you
to try all three of them together.
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- One trial, $700.
- You're gonna miss me.
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You are gonna miss me
because it'll be a cold day in hell...
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before I do any more PD work
for this shitty court. Sayonara, baby.
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You have yourself a nice day.
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Law offices of James McGill...
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how may I direct your call?
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Yes, Mrs. Kettleman,
so good of you to return.
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Actually, I don't have Mr. McGill
at the moment, but I know he-
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Oh, splendid.
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Unfortunately,
our offices are being painted...
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and the fumes are quite horrid.
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Could he meet you and your husband
at, say, Loyola's Cafe on Central?
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Four o'clock it shall be. Cheers.
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Three dollars.
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I'm validated. See the stickers?
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Well, I see five stickers.
You're one shy. That's $3.
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They gave me-Look,
I'm validated for the entire day, okay?
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Five stickers, six stickers,
I don't know from stickers because...
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I was in that court back there
saving people's lives, so...
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Gee, that's swell.
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And thank you for restoring my faith
in the judicial system.
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Now, you either pay the $3...
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or you go back inside
and you get an additional sticker.
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Son of a bitch.
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Fine. You win. Hooray for you.
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Backing up. I have to back up.
I need more stickers.
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Don't have enough stickers.
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Thank you. Thank you. Very nice.
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Employee of the month
over here.
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Yeah! Hooray! Give him a medal.
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Don't do anything, guys.
Just relax, all right?
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Well, I'm just fuzzy as to why
you think he needs a lawyer.
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I mean, Craig, the way you run your office
is beyond reproach.
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- Beyond reproach.
- Yeah.
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- I'm a stickler, you know-
- He is. He's a stickler with the money.
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- He's definitely a stickler.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- He's certainly not guilty of some-
- Certainly not.
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He's innocent of any wrong doing,
that's abundantly clear to me.
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And frankly, I don't go looking
for guilty people to represent.
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I mean, who needs that aggravation,
right?
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- Right.
- Heh, heh.
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Look, all I know is
what I read in the paper.
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And typically when money goes missing
from the county treasury-
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- And the number here is 1.6 million?
- Well, that's an accounting discrepancy.
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It's a discrepancy, absolutely.
But typically when that happens...
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the police look at the treasurer.
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And since that person is, uh-
Heh, heh, heh.
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I just think a little proactivity
may be in order.
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I just think I'd look guilty
if I hired a lawyer.
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Yeah.
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Actually, it's getting arrested
that makes people look guilty...
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even the innocent ones.
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And innocent people
get arrested every day.
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And they find themselves
in a little room...
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with a detective who acts
like he's their best friend.
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"Talk to me," he says.
"Help me clear this thing up."
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"You don't need a lawyer,
only guilty people need lawyers."
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And, boom,
hey, that's when it all goes south.
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That's when you want
someone in your corner.
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Someone who will fight tooth
and nail.
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Lawyers, we're like health insurance.
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You hope you never need it...
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but, man, oh, man, not having it?
No. Heh.
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How, ahem, would we proceed
if we decided to, um...?
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Well, this is a letter of engagement.
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It's very simple, straightforward.
Please, read it closely.
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But if you sign it...
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I can get started
on that defence strategy of ours...
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this very afternoon.
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Craig...
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I think maybe we should sleep on it.
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Uh, sure.
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- Don't you think, Mr. McGill?
- We should sleep on it.
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Oh, please, call me Jimmy.
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Absolutely. I mean, there's no rush.
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Oh, and you know, Craig,
we gotta pick up the kids.
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- At the...
- Oh. Right.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Well, we will be in touch.
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Thank you for the coffee,
and for the advice.
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You're very, very welcome. Oh.
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Here. Take this.
It's got my phone number on it.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Got it.
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The number is 9456, 0054...
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4896, 0643,
and the expiration is 11, '04.
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Okay, and the key word here
is "classy," all right? Super classy.
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Use only flowers that look expensive,
but, you know, aren't.
239
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,674
And the note should say:
240
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,930
"Dear Betsy and Craig...
241
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,514
best wishes from your stickler
for justice, James McGill."
242
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:02,396
Okay? And McGill is spelled M-C-
243
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,273
Well, run it again.
244
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,525
Well, no, no, no. It's paid up.
Run it again-
245
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,658
Oh...
246
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,334
Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
247
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,047
Oh, my God, Cal.
Cal. Look at me.
248
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,499
Buddy, look at me. Are you okay?
Say something.
249
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:29,176
What did you do?
What did you do to my brother?
250
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,381
- Why don't you look where you're going?
- He came out of nowhere.
251
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,933
You freaking hit him, man!
You ran him over.
252
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:37,350
You ran over my brother.
253
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,929
- I got the whole thing on video.
- It was an accident.
254
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,354
It was an accident. He didn't-
255
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,774
He didn't mean to.
Look, let me just-Ah! Ah!
256
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,064
- It's broke. Is it broke?
- It's my leg.
257
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,736
- You broke his leg.
- It's my leg.
258
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:51,532
Why you driving around and not looking?
Driving around breaking people's legs!
259
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,075
- Okay.
- Somebody call the cops!
260
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,277
- Don't call. Don't call the police.
- P0lice!
261
00:19:55,486 --> 00:19:58,535
- Don't call the police. Don't call.
- Call them myself.
262
00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,833
- Don't call the police.
- Don't call the cops?
263
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,455
- No.
- How you gonna fix this?
264
00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,038
What are you gonna do
to make things right?
265
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,504
I don't know, fellas.
266
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,099
What can I do to make it right?
267
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,191
I don't know.
268
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,437
Five hundred dollars.
269
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,942
Five hundred bucks? Yeah?
270
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,652
Yeah.
271
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:40,073
- Ow! What the hell, man?
- Listen, Starlight Express.
272
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:44,331
I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique,
0.0 for choice of victim.
273
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,503
I'm a lawyer. Heh.
274
00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:49,548
Furthermore,
does this steaming pile of crap...
275
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,717
scream "payday" to you, huh?
276
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,215
The only way that entire car
is worth 500 bucks...
277
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,843
is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.
278
00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,768
Now, let's talk about
what you owe me for the windshield.
279
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,646
What-?
280
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,525
I'll take a cheque.
281
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,070
Chéo co, ladies.
282
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,788
Chéo co, Mrs. Nguyen.
My, don't you look...?
283
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,915
My mail?
284
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,963
You work for people
who have sex with chopped-off head?
285
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:33,418
- Was it in the paper?
- I heard it from my cousin.
286
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,345
Why? Why you work
for these people?
287
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,515
Ahem. Just lucky, I guess.
288
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,852
Cucumber water for customer only.
289
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:39,025
You have zero messages.
290
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,468
Brenda, looking good.
291
00:24:21,669 --> 00:24:24,263
Nice do.
Where's Lord Vader?
292
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,093
- He's not quite ready for you yet.
- South conference room.
293
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,645
- How about you wait out here?
- How about I don't? Heh.
294
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,098
Oh, Sir Francis.
295
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,434
- James.
- Well-groomed, as always.
296
00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:39,020
- Okay.
- All right.
297
00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:47,286
Keith, Karen. Yes.
298
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:58,164
You have meddled with
the primal forces of nature, Mr. Hamlin...
299
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,216
and I won't have it!
300
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:05,297
- You want me to call security?
- It's okay, Brenda. We got it.
301
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,466
Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.
302
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,051
What can we do for you, Jimmy?
303
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:13,345
I'm sorry, it's this table.
304
00:25:13,554 --> 00:25:16,057
Something just comes over me.
305
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:26,693
You can tell me what this, uh,
26,000 is supposed to be for.
306
00:25:26,900 --> 00:25:29,870
That's money for Chuck.
Isn't that what you wanted?
307
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:35,080
A measly 26 grand? Heh. Jesus,
you're like Peter Minuit with the Indians.
308
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,537
Throw in some beads and shells
while you're at it.
309
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:41,375
It's just a start, there'll be more.
Unless you're gonna just tear them all up.
310
00:25:41,582 --> 00:25:44,381
And why was it made out to me?
Why not Chuck?
311
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,838
Can he make his way to the bank?
312
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:51,934
I just assumed it was best
to have the money go through you.
313
00:25:52,134 --> 00:25:54,307
We can do it any way you want.
314
00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,434
This isn't going away, Howard.
315
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,767
What Chuck did for this firm,
and damn near single-handedly...
316
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,730
one-third of this place belongs
to him. Yeah.
317
00:26:03,937 --> 00:26:07,692
What have you got, 12 chairs here?
Four of these chairs are Chuck's.
318
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:12,201
You got five of these
light thingamajigs, uh...
319
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,829
one and two-thirds
are Chuck's. Yeah.
320
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,501
How many Danishes?
Six Danishes?
321
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:21,080
- You can have all the Danish you want.
- No, no. They're Chuck's Danishes.
322
00:26:21,288 --> 00:26:23,632
And Chuck isn't greedy,
so he'll just take two...
323
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,882
plus $17 million. In that ballpark.
324
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:31,512
I mean, we'll know once we get
the accountants poking around here.
325
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:35,140
Until then, no more penny ante cheques
designed to make it look...
326
00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:38,598
like Chuck still works here. He doesn't.
He never will again.
327
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,605
It's time to do right by him,
and cash him out.
328
00:26:42,226 --> 00:26:44,854
So these are Chuck's own wishes
that you're conveying?
329
00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,360
- This is what's best for him.
- Hm.
330
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:51,239
So he personally told you that
it's his wish to withdraw from the firm?
331
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,456
See, that would surprise me.
332
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,955
It's been nearly a year
since he set foot in here.
333
00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,878
- I'm just doing what's in his best interests.
- So am I.
334
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,583
And I, for one, believe
he's gonna lick this thing.
335
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:09,546
Until then, his office is just as he left it.
His secretary is still on payroll.
336
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,848
If Chuck can call this an extended
sabbatical, then so can we.
337
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,641
He's that important to us.
338
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,891
You know what?
Let's let a jury figure it out.
339
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,648
Yeah. They're gonna love you,
Howard.
340
00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,772
You're so down to earth
and relatable.
341
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:30,359
And you will atone!
342
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,329
It's Ned Beatty from Network.
343
00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,790
For christ sakes, guys.
344
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,466
Jimmy.
345
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:52,721
I almost forgot. This month's filings.
346
00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,639
You can save me the postage.
347
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,844
Weren't you listening in there?
Chuck doesn't work here anymore.
348
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,270
Think I'm gonna help you
establish a paper trail?
349
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:03,144
- Jimmy-
- Stop trying to pawn that shit off on him.
350
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:05,100
Jimmy.
351
00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:08,358
You know, Jimmy,
sometimes in our line of work...
352
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:13,489
you can get so caught up
in the idea of winning...
353
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,694
that you forget to listen
to your heart.
354
00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:21,792
Give Chuck my love, would you?
355
00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:28,795
Oh, there you are. Betsy, Craig.
356
00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:33,255
Hi. Oh, Craig,
you need your own purse.
357
00:28:34,004 --> 00:28:36,723
- Did it work out?
- Yeah. Heh, heh, heh.
358
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:41,766
It was very nice.
359
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:44,439
- You look lovely today.
- Oh, thank you so much.
360
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,722
- Couldn't you just?
- You know I can't.
361
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,428
Son of a bitch.
362
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:32,062
- You ground yourself?
- Yes, I grounded myself.
363
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,325
You gotta stop
putting bacon on the list.
364
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:35,333
That cooler's looking like
a trichinosis stew.
365
00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:37,873
Perfect timing.
366
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:42,632
- Professor Brans Vogelson?
- Mm-hm.
367
00:32:42,836 --> 00:32:44,304
University of Helsinki?
368
00:32:44,504 --> 00:32:46,723
Yeah, you're gonna
have to get that translated.
369
00:32:46,923 --> 00:32:49,597
Into Swedish?
Finnish.
370
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:53,522
Finish translating into-?
371
00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,976
I'm sure there's someone at UNM
who can do that.
372
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,736
You do know I'm trying
to start a legal practice?
373
00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,530
Vogelson's been working on the effects...
374
00:33:02,731 --> 00:33:05,735
of electromagnetic fields on zebrafish
and-Oh.
375
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:08,073
Financial Times.
376
00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:11,282
Yeah, I knew you missed it,
so I figured, what the heck?
377
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:15,085
Thank you.
I know it's expensive here.
378
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,589
- That's not-
- I don't expect you to go out-of-pocket.
379
00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:21,337
Go ahead, reimburse yourself.
380
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,424
Thanks.
381
00:33:26,046 --> 00:33:29,175
Hey, Chuck, can you not
read that for a second?
382
00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,350
Can we talk?
383
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,811
Are you all right?
You look peaked.
384
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:38,642
I'm fine. Please, just sit.
385
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,650
You're not in trouble?
386
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:45,862
Um...
387
00:33:46,233 --> 00:33:48,577
You gotta cash out.
388
00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:51,242
- You gotta.
- Again? Really?
389
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:52,493
There's no other way.
390
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,917
I know that you don't wanna hear it,
but you've got to.
391
00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:58,336
You know I'm going to beat this.
392
00:33:58,537 --> 00:34:00,335
You know I'm going to get better.
393
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:02,832
Yeah, sure.
394
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:05,169
Well, then there's nothing more
to talk about.
395
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:11,350
I will beat this.
Ergo, a falsis principiis proficisci.
396
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:12,972
- Meaning...
- That's not-
397
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,554
- Meaning...
- That's the one about false principles-
398
00:34:15,762 --> 00:34:17,514
You proceed
from false principles.
399
00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,475
Your argument is built on quicksand,
therefore it collapses.
400
00:34:20,684 --> 00:34:22,277
Yeah, you're not listening.
401
00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:27,449
Fine. Let's take this
to its logical conclusion.
402
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:30,235
In order to pay out my share...
403
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,162
suppose my partners are forced
to liquidate the firm.
404
00:34:33,363 --> 00:34:34,990
- Then what?
- That's their problem.
405
00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,326
My clients are out in the cold.
406
00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:41,914
My cases are scattered to the winds,
126 people lose their jobs.
407
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:44,124
What happens to your cronies
in the mailroom?
408
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,630
The assistants, paralegals,
the janitorial staff...
409
00:34:46,835 --> 00:34:48,337
all of them out on the street.
410
00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:51,344
Your friend Kim, a promising career,
over and done with.
411
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,722
Hamlin owes you everything.
You built that place singlehandedly...
412
00:34:54,926 --> 00:34:57,554
while he was at Four Hills
working on his bunker shot.
413
00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,141
- Let's not exaggerate. I helped.
- You helped.
414
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:05,646
All the more reason not to tear it down
just for a little bit of cash.
415
00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,069
Chuck, I'm going under.
Okay?
416
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:11,573
For the third time, with these
bull-crap contract counsel-
417
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,620
- Bull crap?
- Bull crap, pissant, PD cases...
418
00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:15,868
at 700 bucks a shot.
419
00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:18,996
Public defender work is some
of the best experience there is.
420
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,875
I just had a case, Chuck,
with three clients.
421
00:35:23,079 --> 00:35:25,958
Arraignment, voir dire, jury trial,
the whole nine yards.
422
00:35:26,166 --> 00:35:28,715
You know what I took home?
Seven hundred bucks.
423
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,842
I might as well head down
to skid row and sell plasma.
424
00:35:32,047 --> 00:35:34,641
You're representing people
who have nowhere else to turn.
425
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,013
Money is beside the point.
426
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:39,096
Money is not beside the point.
Money is the point.
427
00:35:39,304 --> 00:35:42,604
I keep telling you, have patience.
There are no shortcuts.
428
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,107
- Do good work and the clients-
- The clients will come. Yeah, I know.
429
00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,938
Okay.
430
00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:54,324
Hand to God, I wasn't gonna say this,
but you are broke.
431
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:59,784
I can't carry both of us.
I've been trying like hell, but I can't.
432
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:04,588
Heh, heh. You're saying, what,
you think you have to provide for me?
433
00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:07,257
- I never asked you that.
- You didn't have to ask, okay?
434
00:36:07,457 --> 00:36:11,257
I've been doing my damnedest,
but the day of reckoning is here.
435
00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:13,759
Soon, Chuck,
you're gonna be out on the street...
436
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:18,059
with all the electromagnetism
in the world raining down on you.
437
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:20,136
Now, please, please, picture that...
438
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:22,814
then tell me
that money is beside the point.
439
00:36:23,014 --> 00:36:25,813
- This is what has you all worked up?
- Yeah.
440
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,442
Jimmy, there's nothing to worry about.
441
00:36:29,646 --> 00:36:32,490
- Here.
- What is this?
442
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:34,693
A stipend.
There's gonna be one every week.
443
00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:38,280
Eight hundred and fifty seven dollars
from Hamlin Hamlin McGill.
444
00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:40,240
I'm gonna pay him back. Every penny.
445
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:43,167
I didn't wanna take anything,
but Howard was very insistent.
446
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,086
And I'm gonna pay you back too.
447
00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,466
- Hamlin was here?
- It's not like I'm a recluse.
448
00:36:49,958 --> 00:36:53,132
- He put his cell phone in the mailbox?
- He understands the situation.
449
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,883
- He grounded himself?
- Of course.
450
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:57,762
And the two of you agreed that since,
as everybody knows...
451
00:36:57,966 --> 00:36:59,809
you're going back to work
any day now...
452
00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:01,852
the firm should help you
make ends meet?
453
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,147
That's correct, minus the sarcasm.
454
00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:05,815
Hamlin's making you a chump!
455
00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,143
I'm going to get better!
456
00:37:08,351 --> 00:37:12,527
I'm gonna go back to work,
and I'm picking up where I left off!
457
00:37:35,545 --> 00:37:37,422
Sorry-
458
00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,049
Sorry, Chuck.
459
00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:48,976
I understand that
you're trying to look out for me...
460
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,482
but you're missing the bigger picture.
461
00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,488
I got it.
462
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:56,858
Speaking of which...
463
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:01,325
Howard brought this.
464
00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,657
- He's concerned.
- What?
465
00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,833
You have to admit,
it could be confusing.
466
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,958
Hamlin Hamlin McGill.
James M. McGill.
467
00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:13,008
- That's my name, I was born with it. I-
- Still.
468
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,764
How about "Vanguard Law"?
469
00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:22,137
Or "Gibraltar." Pie-
470
00:38:22,342 --> 00:38:27,223
Wait, so I'm not supposed
to use my name on Hamlin's say-so?
471
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,898
What's he gonna do, sue me?
472
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:31,476
Nobody wants to create
an adversarial situation.
473
00:38:31,935 --> 00:38:36,816
I'm sure Howard would gladly pay
the cost of new matchbooks and so on.
474
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:41,077
It's simply a matter
of professional courtesy.
475
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,583
Chuck, whose side are you on?
476
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,708
There are no sides.
477
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,339
But, Jimmy...
478
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:58,344
Wouldn't you rather
build your own identity?
479
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:02,132
Why ride on
someone else's coattails?
480
00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:17,072
You wanna dance, Howard?
481
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:21,026
Let's dance.
482
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,491
Yeah, backside on it.
483
00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:34,502
Go.
484
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:41,088
You can get closer than that,
you bitch. Come on.
485
00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,930
All right, here it comes.
486
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:46,676
There you go. Better.
487
00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,185
- How was that?
- It's all right. Here, take a look.
488
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,814
- So tighter. Everything-
- Tighter? What-? Tighter what?
489
00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,646
I don't know, just stand tighter.
You know what I mean?
490
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,322
I don't know what you mean.
491
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,366
That's a... We can call that
a stylistic choice, I guess.
492
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:06,288
Hey, fellas. We got business.
493
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,160
How did you find us?
494
00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:12,244
I know. Eerie, right?
495
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:16,548
Whoa, come on.
Give me 30 seconds.
496
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:20,798
Could be the most profitable
30 seconds of your lives.
497
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,064
Let me tell you about a young guy.
498
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,568
Actually, he's about your age.
499
00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,896
He lived a long way from here...
500
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:43,358
in a town called Cicero, Illinois.
501
00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:47,366
And in Cicero, he was the man.
502
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:50,157
I mean,
when he strolled down the street...
503
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:52,709
all the corner boys
would give him the high five.
504
00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:56,504
All the finest babes
would smile at him...
505
00:40:56,704 --> 00:41:00,174
and hope that he would smile back.
506
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:03,970
They called him Slippin' Jimmy...
507
00:41:04,170 --> 00:41:08,767
and everybody wanted
to be his friend.
508
00:41:09,217 --> 00:41:11,345
Slippin' Jimmy.
509
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,309
What the hell kind of name is that?
510
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:18,356
Well, I'll tell you now.
Winters in Cicero are murder.
511
00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:22,280
You guys, growing up out here
in the Golden West, you don't know.
512
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,986
Okay? I'm talking cold that'll freeze
the snot right in your nose.
513
00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:28,911
I'm talking wind
that'll cut through your jacket.-.
514
00:41:29,112 --> 00:41:31,080
And carve you up like a Ginsu knife.
515
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,409
In fact, most folks in Cicero
were scared of winter.
516
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,711
But not Jimmy.
517
00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:39,213
Jimmy would wait around all summer...
518
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,542
and when September
finally rolled around...
519
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:45,379
and he'd feel that first cold wind
come sweeping off Lake Michigan...
520
00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,180
he knew it was coming.
521
00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,100
Was it Christmas? Was it Kwanzaa?
522
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:55,180
Better. It was slip-and-fall season.
523
00:41:56,097 --> 00:42:00,443
As soon as it was cold enough,
he'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice.
524
00:42:00,643 --> 00:42:03,271
State Street was good,
Michigan Avenue was better.
525
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,528
He'd pick his spot,
wait for it to get busy...
526
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:09,577
then he'd walk out on the ice
and boom!
527
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,074
He would biff it so hard...
528
00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:14,032
people would come running
from five blocks away.
529
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,662
Yeah, but did he collect?
530
00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:18,746
"Did he collect?"
Slippin' Jimmy had it dialled in.
531
00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,332
One good fall, he'd clear 6, 8 grand.
532
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,840
That'd keep him in Old Milwaukee
and Maui Waui right through Labor Day.
533
00:42:26,044 --> 00:42:28,718
- Eight grand?
- Eight grand.
534
00:42:28,921 --> 00:42:31,674
Now, see, I look at you guys,
I see potential.
535
00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:34,978
The skateboard's a nice wrinkle,
that makes it a year-round gig.
536
00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:38,307
Clearly, you know how
to take a header. Right?
537
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,016
But I gotta ask you...
538
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:43,854
your best day ever,
how much did you clear?
539
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,321
- Six hundred and thirty.
- Six hundred and thirty.
540
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:53,288
Six hundred and thirty bucks?
Was that for one fall?
541
00:42:53,488 --> 00:42:56,662
- Two.
- Two falls in one day? Heh.
542
00:42:56,866 --> 00:43:00,496
- Even at your age, that's gotta hurt.
- True that.
543
00:43:00,703 --> 00:43:03,923
All right.
Well, I got a job for you.
544
00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,591
How's 2 grand sound?
545
00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:08,170
Two grand for one hit?
546
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,095
One hit.
547
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:13,140
Plus you get to learn
from the best.
548
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,264
- Nice boat.
- Yeah.
549
00:43:16,469 --> 00:43:19,018
Discreet,
like a stripper pole in a mosque.
550
00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:22,726
Forget the boat. Look at the car.
You know what that is?
551
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,062
- I don't know, a station wagon?
- It's a Mercury.
552
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:27,943
A 1988 Mercury Sable wagon.
553
00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,525
Remember it. Burn it into your brains,
you got it?
554
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:33,077
It's a Mercury Sable wagon, sure.
555
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,780
Close your eyes.
What colour is it?
556
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,035
- Brown.
- Brown.
557
00:43:37,240 --> 00:43:38,958
No, it's medium sandalwood.
558
00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,002
Keep your eyes closed.
How does the license plate start?
559
00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:43,250
Four.
560
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,673
Give those gentlemen a gold star.
561
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,796
Betsy Kettleman's her name.
562
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,301
Every weekday, between 2:25 and 2:50,
she comes through here...
563
00:43:52,505 --> 00:43:55,179
on her way to pick up her kids
at Kit Carson Elementary.
564
00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,727
You need a place where
she's gonna slow down, right?
565
00:43:57,927 --> 00:44:00,555
- Yeah.
- All right. Well, there you go.
566
00:44:00,763 --> 00:44:02,811
She slows down, she hangs a right...
567
00:44:03,015 --> 00:44:06,440
you come shooting out of there
and do what you did to me.
568
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,864
You go ass over teakettle,
you make it a blue-ribbon special.
569
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,534
When she gets out of the car,
you're suffering Saint Sebastian, right?
570
00:44:13,734 --> 00:44:17,455
You're the hammer. You get in her face,
you scare the bejeezus out of her.
571
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,578
Give me your phone.
572
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:24,337
- It's kind of busy here, don't you think?
- Yeah. Witnesses are good.
573
00:44:24,537 --> 00:44:26,084
Witnesses are pressure, all right?
574
00:44:26,289 --> 00:44:28,883
Now, once you've got her
good and rattled...
575
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:32,383
then you call for an ambulance,
but really you're calling for me.
576
00:44:32,587 --> 00:44:35,340
I'm number one on your speed dial,
next to your weed dealer.
577
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:39,473
You call me, I hotfoot it over here.
I just "happened" to be driving by.
578
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,772
I stop to see what the trouble is,
and this is the important part...
579
00:44:42,972 --> 00:44:46,317
You don't know me,
We've never met. You got it'?
580
00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:47,643
- Sure.
- Okay.
581
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:50,901
Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight.
We go mano a mano.
582
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,858
You light into me, okay?
Get nasty.
583
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,114
No touching, leave the hair alone...
584
00:44:56,319 --> 00:44:58,947
but otherwise,
you know, open season.
585
00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:01,157
Yell, stomp, call me a douche bag.
586
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,209
I'm gonna play it cool, give you back
some of the razzmatazz...
587
00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:08,881
and once she's seen the fireworks,
you fold like a lawn chair. Happy ending.
588
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:12,839
- When do we get our money?
- After.
589
00:45:13,044 --> 00:45:15,388
- "After."
- After.
590
00:45:15,588 --> 00:45:19,092
You get paid when I get paid.
I'm the rising tide that raises all dinghies.
591
00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:20,893
Now, pop quiz. What's the car?
592
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,437
- Mercury Sable wagon.
- Baby-poop brown.
593
00:45:23,638 --> 00:45:25,481
- Okay, do you know me?
- No.
594
00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,651
Damn straight. Go with God.
595
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,658
Well, I'm just glad
I happened to be passing by.
596
00:45:38,861 --> 00:45:42,832
Happy to be of help, Betsy.
May I call you Betsy? Ahem.
597
00:45:43,032 --> 00:45:45,251
Please, call me James.
598
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,499
Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry.
599
00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:50,206
He just got his bell rung a little.
I'll handle that.
600
00:45:50,414 --> 00:45:51,961
Oh, no.
601
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:57,718
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't think
of taking your money for this, so...
602
00:45:57,922 --> 00:45:59,515
The embezzlement case?
603
00:45:59,715 --> 00:46:04,095
Yes, I'd be happy to talk it over.
Heh, heh, heh.
604
00:46:04,303 --> 00:46:06,397
Oh, shit.
605
00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:17,867
Two-minute warning.
Two-minute warning.
606
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:19,740
Got it.
607
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:24,808
Oh, my God.
608
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:26,431
What happened?
609
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:29,021
Call 911.
610
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:31,269
Oh, my God. Cal. Cal.
611
00:47:31,474 --> 00:47:33,852
Look at me. Are you okay?
Buddy, say something.
612
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,983
Cal, look at me.
Come on already.
613
00:47:36,187 --> 00:47:39,066
What is she doing in there?
She making a sandwich?
614
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:41,525
Where's her sense of responsibility?
615
00:47:43,152 --> 00:47:44,529
- What?
- What?
616
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,364
Hey. What the-?
617
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:52,124
Funny to run into you, Betsy.
I was just strolling the neighbourhood.
618
00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:55,673
You were in an accident? Oh, that's...
619
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,804
Come on.
620
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:16,189
- Yeah.
- She took off on us.
621
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,112
- She what?
- It was textbook, man.
622
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:20,360
We were diamonds.
But then she just took off.
623
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,316
Okay, wait. She hit and run?
624
00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:24,903
That's what I'm saying.
She bailed and wailed.
625
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,489
Okay, just stay where you are.
I'll come get you.
626
00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:29,915
No, no, no. Screw that, man.
We're following her.
627
00:48:30,116 --> 00:48:32,118
You're-How are-?
You're following her how?
628
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:33,873
We got our ways, yo.
629
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,955
Okay, okay, okay.
New plan. New plan.
630
00:48:36,163 --> 00:48:39,838
You do know me. I'm your lawyer.
You got that? I'll meet you at the school.
631
00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:41,589
No, she's way past the school.
632
00:48:41,794 --> 00:48:45,298
She hooked a left on Juan Tabo,
now she's coming into Holiday Park.
633
00:48:45,506 --> 00:48:47,975
Okay, stay with her.
When she gets where she's going...
634
00:48:48,175 --> 00:48:50,052
wherever that is, don't do anything.
635
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,513
- Wait for me.
- Wait for what?
636
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,314
You haven't been right even once.
Slippin' Jimmy my ass.
637
00:48:54,515 --> 00:48:58,895
You fell into the honeypot, kid.
You get it? Hit-and-run is a felony.
638
00:48:59,103 --> 00:49:02,607
- So, what?
- "So, what?" So more money.
639
00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,658
He says we fell in the honeypot.
640
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,578
- He says more money.
- So, what do we need him for?
641
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:14,957
Cal, Lars, whoever-
642
00:49:15,161 --> 00:49:16,333
Oh, damn it.
643
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:19,381
Come on, come on.
644
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:24,967
- Do it, do it.
- Son of a bitch.
645
00:49:25,504 --> 00:49:28,223
Come on. Come on.
646
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:02,629
- Hey, your leg.
- Oh, I'm gonna do this one.
647
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:05,962
- 'Okay-Hey! Hey! Yo, hold up.
- Ah! Ah! Ah!
648
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,138
Hey, yeah, you.
What is the matter with you?
649
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:10,637
You hit and run.
You ran him over.
650
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:12,843
You felonied my brother.
651
00:50:13,052 --> 00:50:15,680
- Habla English.
- We call... We call La policia.
652
00:50:15,888 --> 00:50:19,563
- La policia gonna be pissed.
- I see you hit him.
653
00:50:19,767 --> 00:50:21,895
You see that windshield?
You did that.
654
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,274
- I did that.
- You did that.
655
00:50:23,479 --> 00:50:25,322
- You did that to me.
- Now you pay.
656
00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,151
Make with the dinero.
657
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,869
Si, righteous dinero.
658
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,710
- Okay.
- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
659
00:50:38,911 --> 00:50:40,037
Okay. Unh. Unh.
660
00:50:40,246 --> 00:50:41,589
Let's go.
661
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,917
- Is that money?
- Yeah.
662
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,674
Watch the step. Watch the step.
663
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,431
- Watch it. Watch the step.
- Unh. Unh. Unh.
664
00:51:01,058 --> 00:51:02,981
Where are you?
665
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:04,979
Holiday Park.
666
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:08,487
Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy,
what are you doing here?
667
00:51:08,691 --> 00:51:11,035
Hit-and-run? That's very serious.
668
00:51:11,235 --> 00:51:14,660
I can mediate.
I represent their parents, so...
669
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,249
Come on, come on.
670
00:51:57,865 --> 00:51:59,617
Open up, officer of the court!
671
00:51:59,825 --> 00:52:02,453
Open up in the name of the law!
672
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,540
Good afternoon, this...