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You sure you can't leave after lunch?

-I just...
-I'm really talked out, John.

Okay? Yeah, there's nothing to say.

I'm catching a ride with Harold

dude, okay? I have to go.

Wow. Wow, you're
really going to act like this.

Dude, honestly, this is all on you,

so you better fucking deal with it.

Sorry to lose you early, Max.

Well, if I don't go to
my brother's wedding,

my mom's going to cut
me up into little pieces, so.

I get it. See you next week at the lab.

Safe travels.

You want first shift?

I prefer driving, it's not a big deal.

Ah, okay. You ready?

Seatbelt.

Okay.

You want listen to a
playlist I made for the trip?

Is it going to be a quiet ride?

I feel like it's going to be a quiet ride.

Chocolate?

Sorry for making this
ride a bit of a bummer.

I was so steamed back there.

It's totally fine.

Chocolate makes everything okay.

Oh, this is some of my diabetic chocolate.

So there's magical sugar substitutes.

Honestly, it's close enough.

I would totally take it.
I wouldn't even know.

But anyway, what the hell
was going on back there?

I was worried you were going to murder me

when you got the car.

Did you and the prof have an argument?

No, it was John.

-John?
-Yeah.

-You and John?
-Oh no, no, no, no, no.

He tries to kiss me in the
first night that we make camp.

Now I'm pissed at him
because he tried again last night.

I have to spend the
next year with this creep

just leering at me in the lab? Like, fuck.

Max. Grab, like, anything you need now.

Because after this,
it's six hours of nothing.

Hey. You see that guy over there?

He's a friend of mine. I
kind of promised him a ride.

Kind of?

-When? Now?
-No, no, no, recently,

I just, I wasn't sure it would
work for today until we got here

and he was here. You know what I mean?

No, no, I do not know
what you mean, Harold.

He looks like a weirdo.

No, no, no, he's not a weirdo.

Okay, first of all, his name is Keith.

Okay. He has a psychopathic name, too.

Okay. Jesus, Max, relax.

It's not that serious, like he's he's, he's

a friend of my sister's
roommate. It's really just...

This is going to be awful. I can feel it.

It's not going to be, listen.
We worked this out weeks ago.

It's gonna be completely fine.

-You worked what out?
-The ride. Ow, ow, ow, ow.

-What did you work out?
-Nothing. Just,

He's a tree planter who planted, like, some

a little bit more lucrative this time.

So I'm making a small
fortune dragging him back.

-He's a freaking drug dealer.
-No, no. He's not a drug dealer.

Okay, he's more of a supplier.
But he's not a drug dealer, so.

I don't want him sitting behind me.

He sits in the front with you.

See? I knew you'd understand.
He's totally, it's... Thank you.

If we get pulled over, I'm
going to sing like a canary.

Okay? Don't say anything
like that in front of him.

Hey, you must be Max.

Yeah. I, heard so much
about you from the drive over.

Really? Like what?

Literally nothing. Because
Harold didn't tell me anything.

Oh, okay. I'm gonna go pay.

Maybe you two can get to know each other?

-Pez?
-No, thank you.

Oh, come on, everybody loves Pez.

Yeah, everybody except diabetics.

Bad genetic luck.

Are you trouble, Keith?

Only the good kind.

That's so cool.

It's not a game with a high score, dude.

I want to see if I'm gonna
pass Max's blood test.

Continue.

-What's that?
-Oh, it's for emergencies.

-Sweet.
-Okay. Yeah.

Don't get blood on my car, dude.

Relax, man. Come on.

So what happens if you
have, like, no insulin?

-Bad.
-Oh, what about too much?

Bad.

I mean, like, this stuff is low tech,

so I can afford it,

but they make these fancy automatic pumps

with health sensors inside your body.

First job I get with health insurance.

I'm going full cyborg.

All right, look at you.
Right in the sweet spot.

You hear that? Right in the sweet spot.

I'm going to kill you, Harold.

What? What?

Oh, shit. Okay.

It's fine. Don't peek. He won't notice.

Look, we're in the
middle of fucking nowhere.

It's, it's, we're not even
going above the speed limit.

He's got no reason to
pull over. We're fine. Right?

Harold. Pull over.

Harold, pull over.

Harold, pull over.

-Where is it, Keith?
-What?

What do you think? The fucking drugs.

Don't use that word out loud.

-Where are the drugs?
-It's in my bag.

Okay, you two jackasses, don't act stupid.

Just stay calm, God.

-How are we doing today?
-Hey, Officer.

What's going on? Is there something wrong

I'm completely unaware of?

Not at all. License
and registration, please.

Yeah. All right. Yeah.

No problem.

- You can keep those.
- Right.

So, what are you folks doing
out here in the middle of nowhere?

We're actually headed back
from Northern U's wildlife survey.

We're grad students.

Biology. How about you?

I'm in law enforcement.

Right. Yeah. Of course.

I'll be right back.

Okay. All right, she's checking my ID.

I'm clean. I'm good. We're good.

It's fine.

I really hope she doesn't ask for my ID.

-Why?
-I don't want to talk about it.

Perfect. Just want to say
that we're drug dealers...

Shut up. Don't be speaking like that.

Especially if they're
sitting in their cruisers.

They're trying to read body language.

So, like, just relax.

Honestly, I just want to
peel the fuck out of here.

-She has your ID, Harold.
-Right, okay.

Oh, yeah. Okay, okay. She's
coming out. She's coming out.

Jeez, guys breathe.

You look like you're hiding
a dead body in the trunk.

There you are.

-Thanks.
-Sorry to take up your time, but

we had a bridge collapse yesterday.

I'm posting detour signs.

You'd have driven a couple of hours,

only just to turn back around.

I mean, obviously, we're
totally okay with you stopping us.

So how do we get
around the bridge, Officer?

There's actually two ways.

The first one, you just
passed a couple miles back.

Why don't you all follow me?

I'm headed up to the other detour

to post some signage and block the road.

That way is shorter and
actually has some traffic on it.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure we...

Actually...

I'm totally the adventurous

type, so I think we're
actually probably gonna,

less traveled, more
wildlife kind of our thing.

Thank you anyway, Officer.

Well, gee, I'm glad we're
taking the long route,

because Nervous McGee over here

can handle the world's
friendliest traffic stop.

Nothing wrong with taking the scenic route.

See? He gets it.

Thank you.

That was smooth. That was smooth.

Let's go.

Can we just please turn around?

Come on, Max.

Our phones don't work and

this road isn't even on the paper map.

Listen. We'll be back
to civilization, few short hours

maybe more than a few.

But I promise, I promise we'll get there.

Okay? It's cool. Fun.

How long was I out?

I don't know. A couple hours.

What'd I miss?

Nothing. It's like a road going to nowhere.

What the fuck was that?

- Relax.
- No, no, no.

- What was it?
- Relax, man.

It's just a tire.

Well that's not fucking good.

I don't exactly have two tires to change.

I'm guessing none of us have signal?

No, nothing.

Okay, well, maybe we can ask whoever lives

in that insane house to help us.

Oh. Holy shit.

How long you think it
takes to clean that place?

Realistically?

Why don't you guys change at least

one of the tires, and I'll go over there

and see if anyone's home,
see if they're willing to help.

All right, well, they better be home.

Keith and I have a meeting at midnight,

and I don't exactly want
to be late for that meeting.

Okay, listen, Harold.

I'm going to have to
take a shit before we get

- physical with that tire.
- Okay.

Okay? So do me a favor,
it's hot, hold my jacket.

Yeah, all right.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

They're not home!

Hey there!

Looks like you got a flat, huh?

Yeah. Two of them.

Oh, dammnit.

You know, last year I
was thinking of investing

in this start up.

Harold. Man, you couldn't
fucking change a tire yourself?

Hey. One second, okay?

Yo, what the fuck?

- One sec, one sec.
- Harold? Harold?

What the fuck, guys?

What? Hey!

I know what to do. Just go!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

No. No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

Come on! Come on!

I'm coming!

Can't you see me running?

Come on!

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I want them planted by
the end of the summer at least.

Just, I know.

Frank!

You forgot to put the
flashlight back again.

No, I didn't just relax.

I'll go and start the genny right now.

You're the one who blew
the circuit down there.

I just don't want to break
my neck on the stairs.

Okay.

No head shot this time.

So the pituitary is still intact.

I want to do a serum right
after harvesting, okay?

I'm going to pull the thyroid, too.

It's too much fucking manual lab our.

I would kill for an intern right now.

What?

We killed an intern last year.

Oh my God, that's right.

- We did.
-Okay.

Fuck that.

- I'm talking to Feisal today.
- Mh-hm.

He's emailed me like, a million times

since he got back to Dubai,
so that's very promising.

I think he's an asshole.

I mean, three helicopters
on your yacht? We have one.

That's fine, but three?

- I mean, come on.
- Who cares?

Who cares? He has money.

We don't have to like him.

All it means is he's going
to try and outbid Beijing.

Trust me. Okay? I'm so good at this.

Okay, let's get to work.

Oh, shit!

Are you kidding me?

-He looked dead.
-Grab me the hatchet.

We got a hatchet down here?

Yes, under the rack.

Thank you.

Okay. Hold it still.

- Like that?
- Mh-hm. Perfect.

No...

You know, I still can't believe

you left the spikes out on the road today.

What if they ran away and
contacted the authorities?

I mean, I don't want to have to spend

millions on a pointless
trial to try and save us.

- Hey, hey, hey.
- I just...

We're not going to have to do that.

Remember? If anything
goes down, I text Dave.

He lands the chopper,
then we go to the airport

Within the hour, we're gone.

We're out of the country. We're ghosts.

Okay.

Pass me the number ten.

I'm going to go in for
the adrenal glands first.

Put on your face shield and your gloves.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe I still
have to tell you this.

Got 'em!

- Hold that for me.
- Yep.

Ow!

Kidding.

You got me that time.

One adrenal gland.

Two adrenal gland.

I'm going to start in on
the pancreas now, okay?

Did you hear something?

Thought I did.

I could've sworn I heard you say something.

Hold that part.

Oh, fuck.

It's in my eye.

That's why I told you
to wear your face shield.

I can't see. Help me.

Let's go upstairs and clean out your eye.

Oh, fuck. It stings.

The stairs are coming up.

Fuck.

Are you going to need a nap after this?

Hey, Max.

Want to go for a walk?

I'm so sorry, Harold.

I'd worry about you right now.

Stuck in the basement with psychos.

I don't know what to do.

No phones. Can't exactly call for help.

Cell phone service doesn't work here.

- No computers.
-You don't have the password

for Frank's computer.

So, satellite internet's out.

- I'm outnumbered.
-Certainly can't fight them off.

It's two against one.

Well, well, maybe I can run,

you know, and then, then find some help.

Maybe you could, but...

It's too far to walk.

I mean, come on, we're a couple
hundred miles from anywhere.

We saw no other cars
on our little shortcut,

and that last town we were in, that's it.

And that's probably a couple days walk.

I'm, I'm worried for you.

How about food, water, insulin?

I mean, you saw the map, right?

It's a road to nowhere. It's a risky move.

I have to steal the truck.

I think you should look for
an opening and steal the truck.

They'd never catch me.

Listen, it's their only vehicle, okay?

It's definitely not going to be easy,

but they'd never catch
you, and you'd be home free.

I have to steal the truck.

And listen, with all this

running around in the heat with no food,

it's really messing with your blood, Max.

-Keep on top of it.
-Yeah.

I wish I had just

followed the traffic cop.

- So much blood.
- Two pints.

You got to wake up.

- Max.
-Max!

Two pints and he's not even close to 30.

That's primo.

That's grade A, plasma therapy.

Top fucking shelf.

We got so lucky today.

We did.

I've got everything I
need for a pituitary serum.

I really feel like we're on
the brink of something here.

I know. I want to pivot

the whole fucking
company in this direction.

Like I'm ready to give
a keynote on this shit.

It's so stupid that we
have to keep this a secret.

-We're just ahead of our time.
-Yeah.

You know, we are developing a product

from a renewable resource

while oil companies are
just destroying the planet.

Yeah, and we'd still get
ratioed on Reddit. It's so stupid.

Fuck those Reddit nerds.

Oh, fuck.

I'm going to go clean
the blood off the truck.

Oh, wait for me.

I'm gonna take this out to the compost.

I mean, this is art.

Okay, I'm going in to prep it.

-Thank you.
-Come in in a few minutes.

-Hey.
-How's it look?

-Perfect.
-Good?

Exactly what we were aiming for.

I've always wanted to
try a little bit. You know?

I'm just about finished filling

the compounds I need so
you can knock yourself out.

Hmm. How is it?

It's like tofu.

Shitty tofu.

Oh. You could marinate it with something.

Yeah.

Okay. Lift your shirt.

I look better, right?

- Instant glow.
-Oh, okay.

Here we go. Shh.

Shalom, Frankie!

-Sheikh Faisal.
-We've talked about this.

Stop it, Frankie. Why so formal?

Call me Faisal.

My respect for you runs so deep, Faisal.

Respect.

I consider us to be in the friend zone.

-Hey, look. What do you think?
-What?

I just got it.

Oh my God, that's so cool.

Isn't it gorgeous?
-New helicopter.

- It's next years model.
-I love the colour.

That's, so unexpected of you.

Look at the tail.

-We decided to go with the...
-All right, Faisal.

- Faisal. Faisal.
- Yes, my friend?

We're so close to proof
of concept over here.

Okay? It's time to get serious.

I need a commitment from you, man.

Look, Frank, whatever business they're

offering, I'll go 10 percent
better, no questions asked.

Just don't lie to me about their offer.

I'd hate to kill you.

I'm heartbroken

that you would even
consider that a possibility.

Oh, Frank. You're too much.

I'm going to get back to you soon, okay?

I look forward to it.

- Bye bye.
- Frankie.

- Bye bye.
- Take care, habibi.

Muah!

Fuck yeah.

Tomorrow I talk to Beijing, see how high

it could drive them up.

Get this deal done.

You know, your dad was so wrong about you.

What we've done with the inheritance.

It's too bad he's not around to see that.

Yeah, yeah, I miss him.

I have no idea what it feels like

not to be the smartest guy in the room.

Yeah? How do you feel now?

I'm going to go dump the car in the lake.

Where the fuck are my keys?

Here's your keys.

If I told you where I put the spare set,

you'd just lose them too.

Did you clear the car out?

Yeah, but I haven't really had

time to go through anything yet.

But I did find this. Catch.

Oh, yeah.

These little guys, good business model,

force people to buy their
candy exclusively from you.

They just got to have one
of these stupid little things.

It's a fatal flaw in their plan, though.

It should be a subscription
service for the hardware.

I was thinking

you could bring this piece
of junk, like further this time.

All right.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Fuck.

Maybe it's here.

Don't move! Tell me
where the spare keys are.

Or I'm gonna hurt you.

Look, I'm going to tie you up.

Frank is going to come back,
but nobody has to get hurt.

Just, just give me the
spare keys, okay? Please.

You crazy fucking bitch!

No.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck!

So what happens if you have, like,

no insulin?

Oh.

Fuck. Emily!

Em!

I don't feel well!

I think that last one
must have been a smoker.

Fuck.

I think something's wrong.

Where are you?

What's all this fucking mess?

Where the fuck are you?

What is this?

What the fuck is all
over the fucking floor?

Are you fucking kidding me, Miss Perfect?

What the fuck?

How am I supposed to close this deal,

with you lying face down
in a pool of your own blood

on the floor of the
motherfucking basement?!

Way to go! Unacceptable...

Here's your keys. If I
told you where I put the

spare set, you'd just lose them too.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Look what you did to my ankle.

You don't have any idea

what I've been through.

I tried adaptogens,

I tried micro dosing, I did keto.

Then I had the blood of children

injected into my body,

and that was fun for a little while.

But then I had a better idea.

-You're a fucking...
-Don't interrupt me!

That's so annoying.

I hate that.

Not the correct term.

I'm a bio hacker.

I'm disrupting nature.

What the fuck do you know about anything?

I saw your fucking average friends

and your shitty car and
your fucking backpacks.

If you haven't gathered
significant wealth by the time

you're in your mid 20s,
do you know what you are?

You're a fucking burden.

I use up little burdens
like you every single day,

and I don't feel any
fucking sympathy at all.

I don't even feel sympathy for her.

Look at her.

My wife.

She couldn't get past you.

She deserves what she got.

Now...

I don't feel so well.

But you are going to make me better.

You're young, you're
healthy, you're a fighter.

You're fresh.

I'm going to put you to good use.

Perfect.

I'm a diabetic.

Fuck!

Come on!

Fucking bitch.

Stupid fucking idiot.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Frankie!

What an unexpected surprise...

Oh, fuck. Your face. What
happened to your beautiful face?

-You look awful.
-Shut the fuck up!

Listen.

Guess what?

Big news.

Proof of concept is yours.

Okay. I accept.

So you get the transfer
ready, and, I'm coming to you.

What?
-I'm going to be there

in 15 hours

and I'm going to hand
deliver it to you, and,

- Okay.
-I'm going to need a

- place to stay.
- The guest house

is free. How long do you need to stay?

The rest of my life.

Come on.

It's not fair!

♪ Four hundred leagues, down deep below ♪

♪ This horror breeds, moving slow ♪

♪ Six secrets, safe, skulk near my fate ♪

♪ Yeah, right, shock ♪

♪ Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo ♪

♪ Whoo-whoo, whoo-whoo ♪

♪ My cool apathy for monstrosity ♪

♪ Will keep me whole, my soul ♪

♪ The water's depths can't kill me yet ♪

♪ Yeah, right, shock ♪

♪ Whoo-whoo ♪