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Mom and Dad! Hey, sweetheart. How are you?

I'm your old dad.

Hi. Hi.

And, um,

you must be Jerry.

So nice to meet you.

Oh, well, y 'all must be hungry. Come on in.

Wow,

this looks great, Mom.

Yeah, it looks pretty terrific, honey.

Oh, well, wait till you see the turkey.

It's almost ready.

So excited.

Thank you, handsome.

Why don't you let me in the kitchen?

Hey, you and my daughter, huh?

Are you having intercourse?

Oh, well, don't be so shy. I mean, my daughter and I share everything.

She, uh, always lets me.

Kind of, uh, see what her boyfriends are working with. So why don't you show

Miss Lust what you're packing?

Oh my god!

Um... Dad?

I'm gonna go check on the room.

Yeah.

Really, Kendra?

Shut up, Gerard. You know I deserve this.

That is Sophia's boyfriend.

Exactly. So why don't you shut the fuck up and let me get mine?

Okay, if you say so, sweetie.

So, what's happened?

Um, your mom, uh, she burned her finger.

She's gonna be out in a second.

Oh. Oh, okay.

Oh.

Oh, finally.

It does.

Yes. Well, that is one fine looking

bird. Does your mom know how to cook or what?

Yeah, I'd say.

Good. Well, before we dig in, I was thinking it would be a great idea that

all go around the table and tell each other what we're thankful for.

Sweetie, why don't you go ahead and start?

I mean, I'm thankful that I got to come home for Thanksgiving, being that I'm in

college and all. It's pretty expensive to bring him and I both here, but I'm

glad I got to bring him here as well.

Me too.

Yeah, me too.

I love you.

For me, I'm thankful to have my daughter.

I'm home for the holidays.

I'm thankful for my beautiful wife, like every year.

And,

you know, I'm...

Happy and healthy. And you are all happy and healthy. And that, for me, is

enough. But, you know, just getting the opportunity to meet Jordy. You talk so

much about him.

It's really, really exciting.

So we're thankful that you're happy. And we're here together.

Yeah.

Hey, Mom.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Why is your arm moving like that?

Sweetie, you're paranoid.

Nothing is going on.

Are you jerking off my boyfriend?

Excuse me, young lady. It's Thanksgiving.

Don't you dare raise your voice at me.

Jordy, stand up.

Oh, my God. I fucking knew it. Mom, you always do this.

Really?

Honey, come back here. Come back here.

Well, there's no sense in stopping now.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

She picked a very handsome boyfriend,

huh?

Oh,

you're

going to get nasty with me?

Oh, you're not going to wait. I'm going to take care of you.

Oh, you're just going to be here now. It's your boy. Oh, fuck me.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh,

fuck you.

Sit down like that and not fucking contact that.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Really, Kendra?

It's fucking Thanksgiving.

Well, I guess I got my Thanksgiving stuffing.

Whatever.