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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:15,365 --> 00:01:17,451 I repeat, we do not see the ship. 2 00:01:17,534 --> 00:01:18,745 I do. 3 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,370 It's right outside the window. 4 00:01:20,454 --> 00:01:21,706 Cortez is dead. 5 00:01:21,789 --> 00:01:24,459 Send the coordinates to Dr. Fielding at JPL. 6 00:01:24,542 --> 00:01:25,542 Ken! 7 00:01:25,751 --> 00:01:28,587 I don't read the coordinates. I need them here at JPL. 8 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:30,381 Major Collins, go to manual. 9 00:01:30,465 --> 00:01:32,299 Put the coordinates on the crypto-key 10 00:01:32,383 --> 00:01:35,427 and get it down to Dr. Fielding at JPL yourself. 11 00:01:38,972 --> 00:01:40,891 Come on! Come on! 12 00:01:40,974 --> 00:01:42,602 Major Collins, get out of there. 13 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,192 Where's your retainer? 14 00:01:58,242 --> 00:02:01,662 Mom, NASA's testing new boosters using solid rocket fuel. 15 00:02:01,745 --> 00:02:03,289 Those things can incinerate anything. 16 00:02:03,373 --> 00:02:04,623 Anything else we're forgetting? 17 00:02:04,706 --> 00:02:06,126 Sunscreen, good. 18 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,209 You ready, bud? 19 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,419 Just a few more minutes. 20 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:12,006 Sweetie, you don't need any more time in that chair. 21 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:15,425 If you're worried about my posture, this chair is ergonomic. 22 00:02:15,509 --> 00:02:18,304 Look, my spine just perfectly aligns. 23 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:20,431 Alex, honey, 24 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:23,560 there is a whole world out there beyond these screens. 25 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,270 There's nothing to worry about. 26 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:26,937 You're gonna make friends. 27 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,276 I have friends. 28 00:02:34,319 --> 00:02:35,572 Come on. Let's go. 29 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,735 - Bye, Mom. - Bye, baby. 30 00:03:15,694 --> 00:03:18,615 Gonna be a lot of cute girls up there, Dariush, 31 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,698 knock 'em dead. 32 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,158 Don't be a creep, Dad. 33 00:03:21,783 --> 00:03:22,784 Dariush... 34 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:25,078 I love you, son. 35 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:26,955 No matter what. 36 00:03:32,127 --> 00:03:33,879 All right, Jacobi, let's bounce. 37 00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:41,721 What did you say your relationship was again? 38 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:43,847 She's my niece. 39 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,766 It's my sister-in-law's. 40 00:03:45,849 --> 00:03:47,602 You can kinda see it in the eyes. 41 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:49,395 What's your business here? 42 00:03:49,771 --> 00:03:52,649 She's got a spelling bee out in Camarillo. 43 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,567 How many L's in Camarillo? 44 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,873 You're gonna do good in America. 45 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,882 Okay. Let's go. Come on. 46 00:04:20,259 --> 00:04:22,095 You're light. Nope. More. 47 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,096 There you go. 48 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,557 Pleasure doing business with you, kid. 49 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:36,399 Where to? 50 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:44,408 Rim of the World. Okay. 51 00:04:47,536 --> 00:04:49,831 You know, I went to camp when I was a little girl. 52 00:04:49,913 --> 00:04:50,915 You've said. 53 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,668 That's where I met Flora Beetworth. 54 00:04:54,752 --> 00:04:57,588 I mean, I met a lot of cool people, but she was the coolest. 55 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:58,672 It's okay, Alex. 56 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:07,473 Are sure you wanna take your dad's watch? 57 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:10,600 Mom, I'll take care of the watch. 58 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,042 Come on, honey. 59 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,252 Come on, you can do this. 60 00:05:37,461 --> 00:05:39,880 It's going to be great. Look how beautiful it is. 61 00:05:42,132 --> 00:05:43,343 Rim of the World. 62 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,552 This is gonna be so awesome. 63 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:48,389 Look at all the other kids your age. 64 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:50,516 Alex! I am your leader, Logan. 65 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,394 Now, if you look around, you'll see a lot of interesting things. 66 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,521 First interesting thing we have is Carl right here. 67 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,481 He is the black man on the campus. 68 00:05:57,564 --> 00:05:59,692 We gonna teach you about black culture, pay attention, 69 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,026 gonna only do this once. Ready? 70 00:06:03,112 --> 00:06:04,906 Snap! That's called the black man handshake. 71 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:09,535 Okay, don't wanna see you doing that. Only for black people. 72 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:12,538 Oh, hey, use retail method when folding my clothes, Jacobi. 73 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,456 Okay? I don't wanna see any creases. 74 00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,543 - Retail what? - Retail method. 75 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:20,045 - What's that? - What rich people do. You wouldn't know. 76 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,923 Don't turn your back, I'll slap you. 77 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,776 - They're just kidding. - Alex, look, see we got music over here. 78 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,528 Music! 79 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:28,471 Come on, Alex, dance a little bit. 80 00:06:28,553 --> 00:06:29,680 You know how to dance? 81 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:33,225 You always wanted to learn how to play guitar... and dancing. 82 00:06:33,725 --> 00:06:35,978 Keep playing, I'm dancing. Keep playing, I'm dancing. 83 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,151 Oh, I'm sorry, ladies. Cool. 84 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,694 Maybe next time, no originals, play the people what they want. 85 00:06:44,778 --> 00:06:45,778 Let's go. 86 00:06:46,531 --> 00:06:48,411 It's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. 87 00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:51,411 Uh, this, this is Conrad right here, okay. Conrad, he's a little... 88 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:53,204 Look at these people you're meeting. 89 00:06:53,286 --> 00:06:54,163 Sheesh, Conrad. 90 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:55,307 - Hey. - What are you doing? 91 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,375 Welcome to the jungle, ginger nugget. 92 00:06:57,457 --> 00:07:00,298 Nope, can't call him that. Second of all, put your titties away. 93 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:01,711 What? These titties? 94 00:07:01,795 --> 00:07:03,899 Don't bounce the titties, I told you to put them away. 95 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,091 Why's your shirt so small? It can't even connect. 96 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:09,095 You must be Alex! 97 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,557 Welcome to the Rim of the World Adventure Camp. 98 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:14,350 Thanks. 99 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:17,074 Back there is registration, get checked in, get your cabin number. 100 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,355 And we'll sign you up for some afternoon activities. 101 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,231 Hey, how are your pipes? 102 00:07:21,858 --> 00:07:23,276 - What? - Our musical this year 103 00:07:23,358 --> 00:07:24,610 is Fiddler on the Roof! 104 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,533 Wait a second. 105 00:07:30,615 --> 00:07:32,242 I think I just found my Tevye. 106 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:35,370 You're going to have a heck of a time. Very exciting! 107 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,423 I offer greetings, my fair princess. 108 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,845 I humbly submit my name, Alex. 109 00:07:56,766 --> 00:07:58,144 She seemed nice. 110 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,644 All right, who's next? 111 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,023 China? 112 00:08:04,399 --> 00:08:05,233 Okay, um... 113 00:08:05,317 --> 00:08:06,235 No, no, no. 114 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,319 Ni hao! 115 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,403 Um... 116 00:08:09,362 --> 00:08:13,576 Welcome... to... camp! 117 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,202 I love... 118 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:17,120 Jackie Chan. 119 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:20,081 Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth? Okay? 120 00:08:20,165 --> 00:08:21,417 Move along. 121 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,920 Wow. China. 122 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:27,964 My man, where you been, baby? You remember the black man hand... 123 00:08:28,382 --> 00:08:30,425 - Nope. - You said I can't do it. 124 00:08:30,509 --> 00:08:31,511 I was testing you. 125 00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:34,096 Good shit, baby. Good shit. Move along. 126 00:08:34,764 --> 00:08:36,474 You gotta start wearing the silk. 127 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,851 That's what gets the girls. You can't wear... Never mind. 128 00:08:41,102 --> 00:08:42,102 Ooh! 129 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,356 Mmm-mm-mm. 130 00:08:44,731 --> 00:08:45,731 Put it in my box. 131 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:47,525 I'm sorry. What? 132 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:48,903 Put it in my box. 133 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:52,197 - Uh... - Just take it out and put it in my box. 134 00:08:53,365 --> 00:08:54,365 Oh... 135 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,494 You saying in front of a lot of people right now. 136 00:08:56,576 --> 00:08:57,576 You sure about that? 137 00:08:58,037 --> 00:09:00,413 Can you put your cell phone in the box, please? 138 00:09:01,039 --> 00:09:02,542 Whoo! Phone! 139 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,878 Yes. Yeah, I thought you meant something else. 140 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:07,397 - I was... - What'd you think I meant? 141 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,173 You don't wanna know what I thought you were... 142 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:11,967 - Dariush. Did you...? - No, no, no, no. 143 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:14,302 - Dariush. - I didn't think that, no. I didn't... 144 00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:15,596 - Oh... - I didn't... 145 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,182 You know what, to be honest with you, 146 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,684 I left my phone at home. 147 00:09:20,850 --> 00:09:22,979 - I don't have my cell phone with me. - Ah. Okay. 148 00:09:24,312 --> 00:09:27,113 Okay, I better say goodbye to you now before I embarrass you in public. 149 00:09:27,857 --> 00:09:29,110 You know what that means? 150 00:09:29,568 --> 00:09:31,028 No, Mom! 151 00:09:35,365 --> 00:09:36,826 Mom, you said you wouldn't. 152 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,761 Okay. 153 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,429 I love you. 154 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:00,389 Have fun. 155 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:18,783 Hold this. 156 00:10:19,451 --> 00:10:20,451 What's up, tool? 157 00:10:20,702 --> 00:10:21,537 You ready? 158 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:22,871 This is gonna be fun. 159 00:10:23,371 --> 00:10:24,456 Cool helmet. 160 00:10:31,087 --> 00:10:33,423 Don't look down. Don't look down. 161 00:10:44,059 --> 00:10:47,480 All right, Zhenzhen, you are good to go. Safety first. 162 00:10:47,562 --> 00:10:49,981 Mm-hmm. 'Sup, girl? I'm Dariush. 163 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:53,568 Is this a layover because we're making that connection, you feel me? 164 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,822 Oh, all right. 165 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,366 That pickup line was the worst I've ever heard, man. 166 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,159 I got game. Girls fall when they see me. 167 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:03,562 Yeah, they fall off the zip line and almost commit suicide. 168 00:11:03,620 --> 00:11:04,705 No, they fall in love. 169 00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:07,600 - Is that right? - That's right. Like that one? 170 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:10,144 It was cool... But you should've said it to her, not me. 171 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:11,961 - Next time. - Don't use it on me. 172 00:11:12,046 --> 00:11:13,566 Carrot Top's up next, you ready, Alex? 173 00:11:13,630 --> 00:11:15,548 Let's do this, baby. Come on. Come to the edge. 174 00:11:15,924 --> 00:11:17,605 Look, right over to the edge. There we go. 175 00:11:18,385 --> 00:11:20,178 Come on, come to the edge. 176 00:11:20,261 --> 00:11:22,157 - All you gotta do is breathe. - I can't. I can't. 177 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:24,821 Breathe. Look at me. Look at me, all you gotta do is breathe. Okay? 178 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:28,312 Close your eyes and when you open them you'll be on the other side. 179 00:11:28,395 --> 00:11:31,231 - I can't, I can't, I can't! - The other side of the zip line... 180 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:34,110 You won't die, you won't die! 181 00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,735 Okay. 182 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,823 Maybe camp's just not for you. 183 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:42,325 Okay? 184 00:11:46,121 --> 00:11:47,414 Hey, hey, stop. 185 00:11:48,415 --> 00:11:50,584 So, you're this summer's chickenshit, huh? 186 00:12:09,269 --> 00:12:12,731 A NASA spokeswoman has said "The agency's repeated attempts 187 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,609 to contact the International Space Station are failing." 188 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,403 But stopped short of revealing possible causes. 189 00:12:18,611 --> 00:12:20,029 When asked if the ISS 190 00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,283 and it's three scientists onboard could be in danger, 191 00:12:22,365 --> 00:12:25,161 the agency held firm that it is doing everything it can 192 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:26,578 to restore communication. 193 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,331 Meanwhile, reports of observed troop movements... 194 00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,519 - Toy Story was messed up. - How? 195 00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:35,504 Take the third one, for example, that teenager, 196 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,963 he represents the white folks. 197 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:38,256 Huh? 198 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,717 And Cowboy, Spaceman and Mr. and Mrs. Potato-people, 199 00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:42,052 they represent the brothers. 200 00:12:42,135 --> 00:12:44,053 - Okay, so let me get this straight. - Uh-huh. 201 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,889 - We're the toys. - Preach. 202 00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:48,517 And when the white man leaves the room, we get to have fun. 203 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,684 We get to shake it up. 204 00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,269 But when the white man comes back in, 205 00:12:51,352 --> 00:12:53,312 we gotta get stiff and do what they tell us to do. 206 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,481 Now you're on my level. 207 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:56,524 So it's obviously the ruling class justification 208 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,735 for the inferior conditions of the working class. 209 00:12:58,818 --> 00:13:00,946 - My brother! - What about Finding Nemo? 210 00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,950 Don't say nothing bad about Finding Nemo. 211 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,240 Okay, Alex! 212 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,285 One more question. Why are we talking like black men from the '80s? 213 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,639 - That's what they want us to do. - Preach, brother. 214 00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:11,302 Got us with all these white kids, 215 00:13:11,331 --> 00:13:12,917 - you see any black kids? - I see one. 216 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,461 Dariush? He got enough money, he damn near white. 217 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,380 Alex. 218 00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:23,259 Alex. Alex! 219 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,761 Alex, come on! 220 00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:57,753 All right, keep up. 221 00:13:58,336 --> 00:13:59,629 I can't feel my legs. 222 00:13:59,712 --> 00:14:01,090 I'm falling behind. 223 00:14:01,506 --> 00:14:02,633 I'm so tired! 224 00:14:10,014 --> 00:14:11,014 Move! Shotgun! 225 00:14:17,105 --> 00:14:18,274 Yep, yep, yep! 226 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:19,899 Campers in the back. 227 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:21,943 - What? - Campers in the back. 228 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,822 Rosa Parks fought for my right to sit up here, so... 229 00:14:24,904 --> 00:14:26,105 - Really, dude? - Keep driving. 230 00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:28,951 Rosa ain't fight for shit for your lil' chunky ass, get in the back. 231 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:32,495 And don't slam my door, you little thick ass... Don't slam my door! 232 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,563 - All right. y'all the king is back. - Come on, Dariush. 233 00:14:39,544 --> 00:14:41,462 All right, scoot over, man. 234 00:14:41,838 --> 00:14:43,558 - Move, man. My nuts is hot. - Sorry. 235 00:14:43,631 --> 00:14:45,049 You're making me chafe, scoot over. 236 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,552 Hope y'all not afraid of sharks. 237 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:48,636 Put y'all seat belt on. 238 00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,418 'Cause my license is suspended. 239 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:52,975 Wait, your license is suspended? 240 00:14:53,057 --> 00:14:55,077 - Just a little bit. - What does that mean? 241 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:56,937 It means let's not get pulled over. 242 00:15:04,193 --> 00:15:08,407 Ah, sorry guys, some kid shit the canoe while shooting the rapids. 243 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:09,783 Aw! 244 00:15:09,908 --> 00:15:12,912 Hey, Cosmo, we're gonna need the second hose down here. 245 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,370 It'll just be a few more minutes. 246 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:16,134 What? Ain't nobody scared of a little poo. 247 00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:20,543 Okay, I am deathly afraid of a lot of poo. It's more poo than canoe in there. 248 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,463 Two kids shit the van on the way here and we still made it. 249 00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,966 And I don't want to be Patient Zero for a pink eye epidemic. 250 00:15:26,049 --> 00:15:27,049 So just calm down. 251 00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,220 Wait a minute, we here for canoeing? I thought we was motorboating. 252 00:15:32,556 --> 00:15:33,640 You like that? Gimme some. 253 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:36,143 Okay, you know what? That's inappropriate, Dariush. 254 00:15:36,225 --> 00:15:37,477 Although I am flattered. 255 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,624 - Is that a new necklace? - Is that a new hat? 256 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,691 It is. I got it at Paradise Island. 257 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:43,859 Where are you going? 258 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,485 It makes your eyes pop. 259 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,866 Zhenzhen! 260 00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:55,370 Zhenzhen, do you know where you're going? 261 00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,458 I don't think we should wander this far. 262 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,293 Maybe we should head back? 263 00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,716 Zhenzhen, do you know how to get back? 264 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,351 Hello? 265 00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:49,673 Ooh! 266 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:52,927 What are you doing here? 267 00:16:53,761 --> 00:16:55,014 Just dropped a deuce. 268 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,225 Shit I just took back there, been touching cloth since last night. 269 00:16:58,683 --> 00:16:59,684 - What? - Yeah. 270 00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:02,855 Between me and you, I just turned the evergreens brown up in this joint. 271 00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:04,272 Let me talk to you for a minute. 272 00:17:04,355 --> 00:17:05,583 - No, don't touch me. - Come on. 273 00:17:05,606 --> 00:17:07,292 - It's exposure therapy. - That's unsanitary. 274 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,861 I'm gonna help you conquer your fear. 275 00:17:08,943 --> 00:17:10,112 No! What? Wait, no. No! 276 00:17:10,194 --> 00:17:11,839 - Please, no. - I'm helping you, calm down. 277 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,717 - It's okay, I got you. - Please, no, no, no, no. 278 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:14,950 - Look down. - No, please. 279 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,553 - I'm trying to help you. - Please, no. 280 00:17:16,576 --> 00:17:17,679 - Yeah, you can. - No, please! 281 00:17:17,702 --> 00:17:19,471 - Stop. I can't. Let go. - I'm trying to help. 282 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,695 - Calm down, man. - No, please! 283 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,582 Let him go! 284 00:17:21,664 --> 00:17:22,665 I'm trying to... 285 00:17:23,541 --> 00:17:24,541 Let him go. 286 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:29,173 Move along, mountain hobo. 287 00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,215 - We've got no qualms with you. - No. 288 00:17:31,299 --> 00:17:33,444 - Help me. Help me! - I'm not gonna ask you again. 289 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,469 Huh? 290 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,722 Uh-huh. Come over here. 291 00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,351 - Oh, ow. - Big mistake, bro. 292 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,935 Ow! 293 00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:46,397 Ooh. Five years of Krav Maga, bitch. 294 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:49,817 I'll Gal Gadot you so hard right now. What's your ground game? 295 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,237 What? What? Unh! 296 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,865 You okay? 297 00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,451 Thanks. 298 00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,243 Yeah. 299 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:04,040 - Who are you? - My name is Gabriel. 300 00:18:05,541 --> 00:18:06,626 You live around here? 301 00:18:08,961 --> 00:18:10,338 Yeah. Yeah. 302 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,218 You guys are from the, um, the camp, right? 303 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:20,766 - She's not much of a talker. - You know what? You know... 304 00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,143 You know what? That was a lucky punch. 305 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:26,605 Lucky punch. Yeah, you know, I haven't acclimated to the altitudes yet. 306 00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:29,316 - So my reflexes are kinda... - sub-par. 307 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,285 What the hell was that? 308 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:45,832 What does it say? 309 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,417 It's the emergency broadcast system. 310 00:18:48,501 --> 00:18:52,088 "All civilians are to evacuate metropolitan areas immediately. 311 00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,217 Under no circumstances approach any unknown aircraft." 312 00:18:56,634 --> 00:18:57,927 It's the next 7-Eleven. 313 00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,971 We gotta get back to the van. 314 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:01,722 Anyone know the way? 315 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,349 - Uh... - I do. 316 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:05,144 Follow me. 317 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,936 Okay. Whoa! Whoa. 318 00:19:07,019 --> 00:19:09,539 Slow your roll, Dora the Explorer, all right, this is my clique. 319 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:11,275 Soldiers, out! 320 00:19:13,109 --> 00:19:14,109 Let's go. 321 00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:15,945 You guys know if... 322 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,823 You... 323 00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:23,996 Everyone's gone! 324 00:19:25,038 --> 00:19:26,123 Assholes! 325 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,294 Probably got the emergency signal and went back to camp. 326 00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:31,711 Oh! 327 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:36,924 What the fu...? 328 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,802 Looks like explosions, in the upper atmosphere. 329 00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:42,181 Call and have them send the van to pick you up. 330 00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:44,807 It's dead! I had 90% two seconds ago. 331 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,143 Piece of shit Boost Mobile. 332 00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,310 Mine's dead, too. 333 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,826 - Whoa! Ah! - Ah! 334 00:20:04,952 --> 00:20:06,622 Oh my God, it's Independence Day. 335 00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:08,664 It's June, Gabriel! 336 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,211 Oh, wait, maybe North Korea's invaded! 337 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,336 Zhenzhen, call it off! 338 00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:17,673 We just need to wait here until the adults realize they left us and come back. 339 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,051 Oh, man! What if they never come back? 340 00:20:20,134 --> 00:20:21,886 I'm gonna die here with you losers? 341 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,638 I never even had sex before! 342 00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,060 I'ma clear that up. I had sex... 343 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,230 I had sex before, I mean... 344 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,815 I haven't had sex with two girls at once. That's what I mean. 345 00:20:33,898 --> 00:20:35,378 - I told you I had sex 'cause... - No. 346 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:38,737 All right, hey, look. We're not gonna die! It's probably just a forest fire. 347 00:20:38,819 --> 00:20:40,905 We gotta get going, bears out here can be crazy. 348 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,784 Whoa! Whoa! Okay, slow your roll. Did you just say bears? 349 00:20:43,866 --> 00:20:45,701 I don't do so well with bears, man. 350 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:47,913 I'm not trying to get DiCaprio'd up in here! 351 00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:51,415 - Look, no one does well with bears. - Oh, whoa. Uh... 352 00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,417 ask Werner Herzog. 353 00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:56,755 Grizzly Man lived with those things for years, so check that out. 354 00:20:56,837 --> 00:20:59,025 - Did you watch the end of that movie? - "Did I watch..." 355 00:20:59,048 --> 00:21:02,301 - Yeah, I watched... No, I didn't. - No, dude. Okay, stop. Gabriel's right. 356 00:21:02,385 --> 00:21:05,490 Black bears are opportunistic carnivores. We're not gonna survive the wilderness 357 00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:08,432 - through the night. - Then let's go! Come on! 358 00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:13,313 Hello! 359 00:21:14,855 --> 00:21:15,855 Hello! 360 00:21:17,608 --> 00:21:18,652 Where is everybody? 361 00:21:19,819 --> 00:21:20,903 Is anyone here? 362 00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,155 Yo, do you see anybody? 363 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,826 What's that? 364 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,036 "Gone down mountain..." 365 00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,204 Oh, they left us! 366 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,873 Oh, sh... 367 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,836 - Not all of them! - Huh? It's Heavy Metal Conrad. 368 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,336 - Conrad! - Conrad! 369 00:21:37,753 --> 00:21:38,753 Is he dead? 370 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:42,049 He's breathing. He must have slept through the evacuation. 371 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,344 Okay, what kind of asshole sleeps through an evacuation? 372 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,220 Wake him up. 373 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,266 Uh... 374 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,980 I don't think that... that was milk. 375 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,401 Line's dead. 376 00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:03,231 It's 'cause the power's out. 377 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,449 You know what an EMP is? 378 00:22:05,531 --> 00:22:08,160 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that music white people dance to. 379 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:09,536 No, that's EDM! 380 00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,913 EPM stands for electromagnetic pulse. 381 00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:15,166 A nuclear explosion in the upper atmosphere can cause one. 382 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,711 And it knocks out most electronics, over a really big area. 383 00:22:19,128 --> 00:22:20,130 But what does that mean? 384 00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:22,214 It means nothing works. 385 00:22:22,590 --> 00:22:23,759 Not even cars? 386 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:26,345 Well, you guys have food and a roof over your head. 387 00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,907 You could do a lot worse than staying 388 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:30,015 - and waiting this out. - Wait, waiting what out? 389 00:22:31,098 --> 00:22:32,808 Shit! Come on, come on, come on! 390 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,490 Those are F-22 Raptor air superiority fighters. 391 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,076 What are those ships they're fighting? 392 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:51,036 I've never seen anything like them. 393 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:56,124 Run! Go, get the hell out here. Go! 394 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,042 Hurry up! 395 00:22:59,001 --> 00:23:00,211 Go, go, go! 396 00:23:00,586 --> 00:23:02,588 Move out of the way! 397 00:23:03,923 --> 00:23:05,342 Come on, come on! 398 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:06,967 Go! 399 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,429 Oh! Look out! 400 00:23:09,512 --> 00:23:11,097 - Look out, look out! - Whoa! 401 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:23,777 What's going on? 402 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:29,615 What? 403 00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,383 What is that? 404 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:49,885 - It's a Dragon capsule. - How do you know all this stuff? 405 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,513 There's a reason my mom sent me to outdoor camp. 406 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,682 Oh, God, that thing's huge. 407 00:23:55,433 --> 00:23:56,268 What the hell? 408 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,019 - No, don't touch it! Dude! - Oh! Ah! 409 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,438 It's still hot from re-entry. 410 00:23:59,813 --> 00:24:02,273 - Oh, does anyone have any water? - Good idea. 411 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,691 Thanks. thanks. 412 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,111 Mmm... 413 00:24:07,069 --> 00:24:08,069 You serious? 414 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:10,990 - What? - Gimme it. 415 00:24:11,074 --> 00:24:12,074 What? 416 00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,036 You're not gonna open that thing, are you? 417 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:16,579 There could be someone inside. 418 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,123 No, leave it be. All right? 419 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:21,375 - What? - We don't know what this shit is. 420 00:24:21,876 --> 00:24:23,627 - Don't touch it. - Ew. 421 00:24:23,711 --> 00:24:25,630 This is animal kingdom out here, bitches. 422 00:24:25,713 --> 00:24:27,840 All right, survival of the fit... 423 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,144 Hello. Is... is anybody in here? 424 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,324 Ah! 425 00:24:52,406 --> 00:24:53,406 Guys! 426 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,661 Come on, come on, come on! 427 00:24:56,744 --> 00:24:58,785 I thought space was supposed to make you weightless? 428 00:24:58,829 --> 00:25:00,957 We're not in space, dude. 429 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,130 - Where am I? - At Rim of the World Adventure Camp. 430 00:25:07,213 --> 00:25:08,839 - Near Big Bear. - This is a camp? 431 00:25:09,132 --> 00:25:10,571 Yeah, I was disappointed too, but... 432 00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,469 Coordinates all wrong. 433 00:25:13,010 --> 00:25:14,971 Pasadena... Dr. Fielding. 434 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,473 I'm sorry, but we're not near Pasadena right now. 435 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:19,308 - JPL! - JPL? 436 00:25:19,392 --> 00:25:21,519 The Jet Propulsion Laboratory. It's part of NASA. 437 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,202 Try not to move as much, okay? 438 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:25,231 - Try not to move as much. - The key! 439 00:25:25,856 --> 00:25:26,691 The key. 440 00:25:26,857 --> 00:25:28,984 Take it to JPL, Dr. Fielding. 441 00:25:29,068 --> 00:25:31,363 It has everything on it. Excalibur, everything. 442 00:25:31,445 --> 00:25:33,240 Go! 443 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,075 What the actual shit? 444 00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:38,161 - You're gonna die if we leave you. - We'll all die if you don't! 445 00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:39,913 Run! 446 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,961 Was that an alien? 447 00:25:47,086 --> 00:25:48,086 Run! 448 00:25:49,463 --> 00:25:50,965 Keep going, come on! Let's go! 449 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,395 It has a dog! 450 00:26:04,479 --> 00:26:05,814 Alex! Come on! 451 00:26:12,444 --> 00:26:13,946 Hey, wait! Wait, wait! 452 00:26:14,029 --> 00:26:14,948 How big was it? 453 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:17,992 Was it, like, puppy-size? 'Cause maybe it just wants to cuddle. 454 00:26:19,118 --> 00:26:20,798 Hell, no! We have to go! 455 00:26:28,586 --> 00:26:30,255 Alex, come here. 456 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,467 Dariush. Come here. Dariush. Come here. 457 00:26:34,550 --> 00:26:36,260 Oh! 458 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:09,627 Thank you, Baby Jesus! 459 00:27:19,637 --> 00:27:20,971 No! 460 00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,482 Help me, help me! I'm coming! 461 00:27:43,577 --> 00:27:44,577 Go, go. 462 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,750 Go, go. Go, go. Run! Run! 463 00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:53,630 Shit! Let's go! 464 00:27:53,712 --> 00:27:54,713 Come on! Let's go! 465 00:28:09,186 --> 00:28:10,646 - What are you doing? - Come on. 466 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:34,962 Where is it? 467 00:28:44,888 --> 00:28:47,307 Oh, shit! 468 00:28:52,605 --> 00:28:53,815 Shh. 469 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,067 Stop talking. Shh. 470 00:28:57,192 --> 00:28:58,278 Stop... 471 00:29:05,743 --> 00:29:08,538 - He's coming, we have to hide. Please. - Shh! Shh! 472 00:29:13,835 --> 00:29:15,545 He's coming, he's coming. 473 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,553 That's fecal suicide! No! 474 00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:30,184 Crap! 475 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:33,354 Ugh! Not sanitary. 476 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:37,357 We gotta go. Come on. 477 00:29:37,442 --> 00:29:38,567 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 478 00:29:38,902 --> 00:29:41,445 Why are we leaving? This an alien-proof hiding spot. 479 00:29:41,528 --> 00:29:43,740 - We have to help them. - And die too? 480 00:29:44,656 --> 00:29:46,159 - No, thanks! - Just go! Go! 481 00:29:46,241 --> 00:29:47,160 No, come on. 482 00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:49,244 No, wait, look... Gabriel! 483 00:29:51,205 --> 00:29:52,414 Wait! Wait, wait, wait. 484 00:29:56,752 --> 00:29:57,752 Now what? 485 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,717 Aw, hell, naw, man! 486 00:30:07,513 --> 00:30:08,597 Oh, shit! Come on! 487 00:30:08,681 --> 00:30:10,266 Go, go, go. Go! 488 00:30:15,145 --> 00:30:16,189 Shh. 489 00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:26,825 What the hell? 490 00:30:26,907 --> 00:30:29,285 It's Conrad. Conrad. 491 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:34,332 Conrad. Conrad! Hey. Hey, Conrad. 492 00:30:48,887 --> 00:30:49,887 Dariush. 493 00:30:50,097 --> 00:30:51,097 Go, go! 494 00:30:52,224 --> 00:30:53,476 Speed your ass up, Gabriel! 495 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,935 It's Cujo. 496 00:30:55,019 --> 00:30:55,854 Go! 497 00:30:55,936 --> 00:30:57,257 Oh, shit, get the door! 498 00:30:57,896 --> 00:30:59,773 - What? - Get the door! Get the door! 499 00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,484 It's coming. 500 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,830 - Come on, get in here! - I forgot the door! 501 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:18,500 Where is it? You see it? 502 00:31:18,917 --> 00:31:19,961 - No. - I don't see it! 503 00:31:20,502 --> 00:31:21,671 - Oh! - No! 504 00:31:21,753 --> 00:31:23,548 Guys, come on. Let's go! 505 00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,549 - Leave! The dog is out there! - Leave! 506 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,175 We can't hear you! 507 00:31:27,259 --> 00:31:28,845 - Go away! The dog's out there. - Go! 508 00:31:40,647 --> 00:31:42,357 We gotta let 'em in, we gotta let 'em in! 509 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,122 No. What are you doing? "Let them in." No! 510 00:31:46,695 --> 00:31:49,198 Zhenzhen? Zhenzhen. 511 00:31:51,366 --> 00:31:52,451 Leave it alone! 512 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:54,621 - Come on! - Leave the buttons alone. Stop it! 513 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:04,326 You wanna die? 514 00:32:13,388 --> 00:32:14,388 Oh, shoot! 515 00:32:14,848 --> 00:32:16,851 Alex, you're welcome. 516 00:32:17,226 --> 00:32:19,311 I put the dog on fire for you guys! 517 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:21,980 And Gabriel was selfish and he didn't help at all. 518 00:32:22,356 --> 00:32:25,359 What button do I press to open this window? Help me! 519 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,364 Go. 520 00:32:35,077 --> 00:32:36,077 I think we got it. 521 00:32:43,001 --> 00:32:46,422 At what point do we trip Zhenzhen and keep running? 522 00:33:14,741 --> 00:33:16,451 I didn't sign up for this shit, man. 523 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,869 This can't be real. 524 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:21,624 What about this isn't real? He just sneeze-jizzed all over us! 525 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,001 Just shut up, I can't think with your constant bitching. 526 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:27,880 Hey, I'm allowed to bitch, all right? That thing had its tongue in my mouth. 527 00:33:27,963 --> 00:33:29,339 How do you know it was its tongue? 528 00:33:29,798 --> 00:33:30,919 We don't know their anatomy. 529 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,009 What are you saying? 530 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,470 Honestly, it's plausible that sophisticated creatures, 531 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:36,681 like alien males, have cranial genitalia. 532 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:42,353 It had its dick in my mouth? 533 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:44,521 Yeah. 534 00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:46,773 Uh-uh. 535 00:33:46,898 --> 00:33:48,317 Guys, we need to stay calm, okay? 536 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,609 We need to stay calm. 537 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:51,362 Calm? 538 00:33:51,445 --> 00:33:54,656 I just probably swallowed a load of alien babies 539 00:33:54,740 --> 00:33:57,535 that are gonna turn into puppies and leap out of my chest. 540 00:33:57,617 --> 00:33:59,619 I need to find my mom, she's gonna know what to do. 541 00:33:59,703 --> 00:34:00,954 If she's alive. 542 00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:02,582 Hey, don't say that. 543 00:34:02,664 --> 00:34:04,384 Chances are our parents are gone, all right! 544 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:06,251 Hey, what did I say about touching that kid? 545 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,460 What are you gonna do? Gonna sucker punch me again? 546 00:34:08,503 --> 00:34:10,422 Go for it, 'cause I chop your ass in the neck, 547 00:34:10,505 --> 00:34:11,882 and then I'll chop you in the head 548 00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:14,485 - and finish you with a rear-naked choke. - Do you ever shut up? 549 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,721 I mean, between my fist and that alien's dick, 550 00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,931 your mouth should be worn out by now. 551 00:34:22,268 --> 00:34:23,518 Why are you hitting me? 552 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:25,021 What we do in life... 553 00:34:25,855 --> 00:34:27,523 echoes in eternity. 554 00:34:29,483 --> 00:34:30,525 What the fuck? 555 00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:33,153 Hold the line! 556 00:34:33,987 --> 00:34:34,989 Stay with me. 557 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,367 If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields 558 00:34:38,451 --> 00:34:40,286 with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. 559 00:34:41,036 --> 00:34:42,663 For you are in Elysium, 560 00:34:43,039 --> 00:34:44,414 and you're already dead. 561 00:34:46,958 --> 00:34:48,710 Did she just quote Gladiator? 562 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,838 Since when did she speak English? 563 00:34:51,713 --> 00:34:52,965 Since when does she speak? 564 00:34:53,965 --> 00:34:55,777 - May I ask where we're going? - My jaw hurts... 565 00:34:55,802 --> 00:34:57,219 The astronaut said that this key 566 00:34:57,302 --> 00:34:59,889 can stop the aliens and we need to take it to TRL. 567 00:35:00,097 --> 00:35:01,099 JPL. 568 00:35:01,181 --> 00:35:03,726 - A NASA facility. - Tastes like truffle butter. 569 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:05,268 In the foothills of Pasadena. 570 00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:08,773 I went there once for a robotics contest with my dad. 571 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:11,067 - Do you know how to get there? - Without GPS? 572 00:35:11,150 --> 00:35:13,985 No, probably not. It's over 70 miles away from here. 573 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:15,403 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what? 574 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:18,407 Wait, you wanna head 70 miles into the city? 575 00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:20,742 The alert said stay out of metropolitan areas, 576 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:21,952 not head straight into them. 577 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,079 We don't have to take it all the way to Pasadena. 578 00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:27,583 Let's just get this key down the mountain and take it to adults. 579 00:35:27,666 --> 00:35:29,585 Tell them to take it to JPL. 580 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:31,963 Oh, my gosh. 581 00:35:33,672 --> 00:35:34,672 Guys. 582 00:35:35,423 --> 00:35:38,385 There's a sheriff's station down a bit, we could get it to a cop. 583 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,137 That's a great idea, Gabriel. 584 00:35:40,221 --> 00:35:42,764 Now, let's get some bikes and kick some ass. 585 00:35:44,224 --> 00:35:45,976 Damn, girl, your English is good. 586 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,938 They gave us the code at registration, it's, um... 587 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:50,021 six-six-nine. 588 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:51,898 Come on, man. 589 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:57,028 Hurry up, dude. Come on. It's six-six-nine. 590 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,780 Six... nine... 591 00:35:58,864 --> 00:36:01,032 Dude, what are you talking about? I said six-six-nine. 592 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:05,371 Come on, man. Dude, hurry up! Just put it in there. What are you, dumb? 593 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,623 I'm not dumb. 594 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,168 Here, Gabriel. Let me help you. 595 00:36:12,545 --> 00:36:15,005 I want this one, it's got a 'Wakanda Forever' sticker. 596 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,431 Hey... what's wrong? 597 00:36:24,849 --> 00:36:25,849 I can't go with you. 598 00:36:27,476 --> 00:36:28,476 Why not? 599 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:30,855 I can't ride a bike. 600 00:36:31,563 --> 00:36:32,563 I never learned. 601 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,192 It's okay. 602 00:36:35,775 --> 00:36:37,152 You guys can go without me. 603 00:36:37,277 --> 00:36:38,905 - Cool, we out! - No. 604 00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:41,114 We got back down to your camp and everyone left you, 605 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,490 how did that make you feel? 606 00:36:42,574 --> 00:36:45,094 All right, you get on one side of Alex and you get on the other, 607 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,536 and we'll get him up to speed. 608 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:47,621 - Gotcha. - All right? 609 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,958 I won't let you fall. 610 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,344 You guys are... 611 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:04,429 I... 612 00:37:13,313 --> 00:37:14,313 You got this. 613 00:37:14,523 --> 00:37:16,358 Put your feet back on the pedal. 614 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:18,152 The key is to get moving. 615 00:37:18,235 --> 00:37:20,862 The faster you go, the easier it is to stay balanced. 616 00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,657 Are you sure about this? 617 00:37:23,949 --> 00:37:24,949 No. 618 00:37:25,492 --> 00:37:26,612 Good, you're good. 619 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,664 Now, just keep doing that. 620 00:37:34,251 --> 00:37:35,891 I don't... I don't know if I can do this. 621 00:37:35,961 --> 00:37:36,961 Alex. 622 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:38,713 You're already doing it. 623 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:43,635 You're doing it! 624 00:37:45,304 --> 00:37:46,304 Yeah! 625 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:47,927 You're doing it. 626 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:49,016 Yeah, boy! 627 00:37:49,099 --> 00:37:50,780 - Whoo! - Look at him. 628 00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:53,144 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, you guys. I'm doing it! 629 00:37:54,938 --> 00:37:55,940 Whoo-hoo! 630 00:37:59,318 --> 00:38:00,652 Whoo! 631 00:38:06,492 --> 00:38:07,492 Yeah! 632 00:38:09,869 --> 00:38:11,454 This is so much fun, you... 633 00:38:13,123 --> 00:38:14,443 - Oh! - Alex? 634 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:18,586 - Are you okay? - Yo, is he dead? 635 00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:19,670 Alex? 636 00:38:20,213 --> 00:38:21,608 - You okay? - Yo, you good? 637 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:22,632 You okay? 638 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:25,802 You okay? 639 00:38:28,764 --> 00:38:29,764 Holy sh... 640 00:38:29,806 --> 00:38:30,932 Yeah, like holy... 641 00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:32,809 shit! 642 00:38:42,610 --> 00:38:43,653 You all right? 643 00:38:44,112 --> 00:38:45,614 Is that where we're going? 644 00:39:31,034 --> 00:39:32,034 There! 645 00:39:32,286 --> 00:39:34,079 Man, this place is trashed. 646 00:39:34,829 --> 00:39:35,829 Looks empty. 647 00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,083 Guys, I don't... 648 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,416 Nobody's, uh... 649 00:39:40,668 --> 00:39:41,668 What? 650 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:45,215 You guys go ahead. I'll just stay back and watch our bikes. 651 00:39:45,298 --> 00:39:46,298 What? 652 00:39:46,675 --> 00:39:49,512 Oh, yeah, because the aliens wanna jack our mountain bikes. 653 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,005 Yeah, looters could take them. 654 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,164 Yeah, someone should stay and watch. 655 00:39:58,771 --> 00:39:59,771 Whatever, man. 656 00:40:07,195 --> 00:40:08,864 Hello? Officers? 657 00:40:08,989 --> 00:40:10,782 Shh! What if people are in here? 658 00:40:11,032 --> 00:40:12,284 What do you mean, "shh"? 659 00:40:14,869 --> 00:40:16,829 If I see a clown on a tricycle, I'm out. 660 00:40:16,871 --> 00:40:18,581 - Yes, we should go back. - No! 661 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,751 We always move forward. 662 00:40:21,501 --> 00:40:22,501 Come on. 663 00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:25,965 Okay, offices. 664 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,083 What? It's a warning. 665 00:40:34,681 --> 00:40:37,309 "Nuclear weapons authorized for Los Angeles Basin. 666 00:40:37,393 --> 00:40:38,893 Europe destroyed. 667 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:43,148 Asia... decimated." 668 00:40:43,523 --> 00:40:44,523 Hello? 669 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,362 Hello? 670 00:40:52,074 --> 00:40:53,367 "Primary directive: 671 00:40:54,284 --> 00:40:56,202 locate alien power source." 672 00:40:57,871 --> 00:40:58,871 What? 673 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,418 Anybody? 674 00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:10,007 Hey. 675 00:41:12,552 --> 00:41:14,304 Oh, hey. Don't be scared. 676 00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:16,056 Come on. 677 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:17,599 Come on. 678 00:41:17,682 --> 00:41:18,682 Hey. 679 00:41:19,684 --> 00:41:20,728 What's your name? 680 00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:23,688 Alex. 681 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:25,398 My name's Lou. 682 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,152 See those keys right there? 683 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,030 Can you get 'em for me? 684 00:41:31,112 --> 00:41:34,449 Alex, you're not gonna believe what I just saw, man. It can't get any worse. 685 00:41:36,117 --> 00:41:37,911 Oh, shit! What... 686 00:41:37,994 --> 00:41:41,206 - He wants me to let him go. - What, you... Oh, no. 687 00:41:41,289 --> 00:41:43,393 No, that's not going to happen. Not today. Not at all. 688 00:41:43,416 --> 00:41:44,335 What's going on? 689 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,045 Oh, what? They just evacuate and leave me in here? 690 00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:50,340 - So whatever it is up there can kill me? - They're aliens. 691 00:41:50,423 --> 00:41:53,927 And I suggest you keep your mouth closed when they get up in here, 'cause... 692 00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:55,262 When it... 693 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:56,639 What'd you do? 694 00:41:58,599 --> 00:41:59,682 I was trying to help. 695 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,436 Yeah, it got a little crazy out there. 696 00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:05,606 Look, Alex, you can stay here and flirt with Buffalo Bill all day long. 697 00:42:05,688 --> 00:42:09,360 All right? But let's get rid of that astro-key so someone can stop this thing. 698 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:12,780 So that key's gonna stop this thing? 699 00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:15,240 Come on, man. 700 00:42:15,615 --> 00:42:19,411 Dariush, it shouldn't be our job to decide who lives and who dies. 701 00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,914 Yeah. But right now it is, Alex. 702 00:42:21,996 --> 00:42:24,333 The police obviously put him in here for a reason. 703 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:27,085 All right, and I say... we respect their decision, 704 00:42:27,168 --> 00:42:28,086 and I'm black! 705 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:30,130 And he's probably a diddler. 706 00:42:30,213 --> 00:42:32,298 No one deserves to be left in a cage. 707 00:42:32,382 --> 00:42:34,134 Yeah, unless you're a murderer! 708 00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:35,469 I say we let him go. 709 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,596 What do you say, Alex? You're the final vote. 710 00:42:41,516 --> 00:42:43,309 Okay. Look, I got a boy at home. 711 00:42:44,894 --> 00:42:46,480 And if you leave me in here... 712 00:42:48,231 --> 00:42:49,315 I'm gonna die. 713 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:53,112 No boy deserves to lose his dad like that, right? 714 00:42:53,653 --> 00:42:54,653 I mean... 715 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:56,407 you ready to live with that? 716 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:00,452 Do you promise not to hurt us? 717 00:43:01,119 --> 00:43:03,121 Yeah, I promise not to hurt you, man. 718 00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,715 Wait until we leave. 719 00:43:15,092 --> 00:43:16,135 Then you can go. 720 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:27,646 How is your watch still working after the pulse? 721 00:43:28,063 --> 00:43:29,940 It's not electronic, it's mechanical. 722 00:43:30,023 --> 00:43:31,650 - Yo, he's doing good, right? - Oh. 723 00:43:33,110 --> 00:43:34,110 Yo. Watch out! 724 00:43:34,193 --> 00:43:35,362 It was my dad's. 725 00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:38,990 - He, uh... - Gave it to you? 726 00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,952 - Yeah, he gave it to me. - Yo! 727 00:43:43,036 --> 00:43:45,039 You got this, Alex. You doing good, man! 728 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:48,666 Whoa! 729 00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:53,380 Hey! Hey! 730 00:43:53,463 --> 00:43:55,465 - Help! - Stop! 731 00:43:55,548 --> 00:43:56,967 - Hey! - Stop! 732 00:43:57,050 --> 00:43:57,885 Hey! 733 00:43:57,967 --> 00:43:59,844 Stay where you are. Do not move! 734 00:44:01,221 --> 00:44:02,889 Same side. Same side. Same side! 735 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:05,601 Kids! Kids! 736 00:44:07,226 --> 00:44:09,563 You should've evacuated hours ago. We're at war. 737 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:12,065 Sir, we were in the mountains when the attacks started. 738 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,027 Can you tell us what's going on? How big is the attack? 739 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,237 Did it reach the nation's finest Mercedes dealership? 740 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:19,298 - Dude, how can you... - My dad owns it. 741 00:44:19,322 --> 00:44:20,615 - I'm the future heir. - Shut up! 742 00:44:20,699 --> 00:44:22,418 All I can tell you is you are not safe here. 743 00:44:22,451 --> 00:44:23,952 Everyone on the bus right now. 744 00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,635 It'll take you to the evacuation center. 745 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:26,789 - Let's go! - Whoa. 746 00:44:26,871 --> 00:44:28,081 - Hey, wait! - Let's go! 747 00:44:28,164 --> 00:44:29,958 - Knock it off! - Wait! Hey! Stop! 748 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:30,876 What? 749 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,045 You need to take this key to Pasadena. 750 00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:35,463 Where'd you get this? 751 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,507 An astronaut from the space station gave it to us. 752 00:44:37,548 --> 00:44:40,668 - She said we need to take it to JPL. - What's on that key can stop the aliens. 753 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:43,764 You need to get that to JPL in Pasadena to a Dr. Fielding. 754 00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:47,280 We've been receiving Morse code from a Dr. Fielding at JPL all day. 755 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,396 Finding this key has been the primary objective. Thanks, kid. 756 00:44:50,478 --> 00:44:52,021 You may have just saved the world. 757 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:53,773 We'll take it from here. 758 00:44:53,856 --> 00:44:55,693 Okay, we need to go. Move out. Now! 759 00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:58,195 - Yeah. - Yeah! We did it! Yo, we did... 760 00:44:58,277 --> 00:45:01,280 Yo, I am so happy I told y'all to go down the hill. 761 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:03,992 Great job, guys, you did it. 762 00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,744 Yeah, we did it. Now move your ass. 763 00:45:08,163 --> 00:45:09,163 Let's go! 764 00:45:10,416 --> 00:45:11,666 - Yo. - We did it. 765 00:45:13,001 --> 00:45:14,420 Zhenzhen, we did it. 766 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,255 - Yeah. - Let's go. 767 00:45:18,423 --> 00:45:19,423 Look! 768 00:45:21,009 --> 00:45:22,009 There they go. 769 00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:36,275 Oh, my... Shit! 770 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:37,608 Alex, are you okay? 771 00:45:37,775 --> 00:45:38,775 Alex! 772 00:45:39,862 --> 00:45:40,737 Get out of here. 773 00:45:40,820 --> 00:45:42,572 - Go! - Which door is blocked? 774 00:45:42,655 --> 00:45:43,655 Take cover! 775 00:45:44,490 --> 00:45:45,701 Go. 776 00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:46,909 Come on! 777 00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:48,661 - Let's go! - Move! 778 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,706 Let's go. We gotta get out of here, man! 779 00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:51,789 Get out of here. 780 00:45:52,123 --> 00:45:53,708 Kick it! 781 00:45:53,833 --> 00:45:56,085 Go! Go, go, go! 782 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:57,170 Let's go, out! 783 00:45:57,295 --> 00:45:59,172 Go! Oh, shit! 784 00:45:59,255 --> 00:46:00,590 Go the other way. 785 00:46:02,342 --> 00:46:03,594 Watch out for the dogs! 786 00:46:06,262 --> 00:46:07,262 Come on! 787 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:08,849 Go! Go! Go! 788 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:10,851 Keep your head down, man! 789 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,606 Holy shit! Oh, no! 790 00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,001 - Pick this up with me. - What are you doing? 791 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:19,985 - Pick it up with me. - You gotta get out of here. 792 00:46:20,485 --> 00:46:22,780 - We're gonna get you out! - Stop, you gotta go. 793 00:46:22,862 --> 00:46:23,947 I can't move it by myself! 794 00:46:24,030 --> 00:46:25,630 You have to go. 795 00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:28,681 Yo, Zhenzhen, get the radio. 796 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,204 Come on, we can't leave you. 797 00:46:30,286 --> 00:46:31,286 Stop. Stop. 798 00:46:31,871 --> 00:46:32,871 It's okay. 799 00:46:33,706 --> 00:46:34,750 It's on you now. Okay? 800 00:46:35,541 --> 00:46:37,001 You have to let me go. 801 00:46:37,668 --> 00:46:39,338 - No, no, I... I can't! - Shh. 802 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,713 - No! - Stop! 803 00:46:41,172 --> 00:46:42,882 Take this key. Here, take it. 804 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,135 Promise me. 805 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,219 Promise me... 806 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,389 you will not let anything stop you. 807 00:46:49,931 --> 00:46:50,931 Okay? 808 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:52,309 Okay, now go. Go! 809 00:46:52,684 --> 00:46:53,851 Now! Move! 810 00:46:54,018 --> 00:46:55,018 Come on! 811 00:47:14,121 --> 00:47:15,121 Oh, shit! 812 00:47:15,248 --> 00:47:17,291 I told you that was a stupid idea. 813 00:47:17,416 --> 00:47:19,043 You idiots almost got me killed. 814 00:47:19,378 --> 00:47:20,963 I don't even wanna be at summer camp. 815 00:47:21,045 --> 00:47:24,007 I should be in Cabo taking jelly shots off someone's ass cheeks. 816 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,467 Slow down. Slow down. 817 00:47:26,552 --> 00:47:28,637 What do you think these things are after? 818 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:30,847 Food maybe? Resources? 819 00:47:30,931 --> 00:47:34,101 It's possible their planet went dry and the came to raid ours. 820 00:47:35,309 --> 00:47:36,436 What gives you that idea? 821 00:47:36,769 --> 00:47:39,356 Nothing! It's the most common invasion movie plot. 822 00:47:39,438 --> 00:47:40,983 Maybe they're here to find mates. 823 00:47:41,065 --> 00:47:43,985 That would explain the erotic rendezvous with Dariush earlier. 824 00:47:44,068 --> 00:47:46,153 Hey, whoa. No. We're not gonna do all that, okay? 825 00:47:46,237 --> 00:47:47,614 That was strictly platonic. 826 00:47:48,114 --> 00:47:50,117 Let's just head north, okay? To the desert. 827 00:47:50,367 --> 00:47:53,286 Get as far away from that thing as we can get, all right? 828 00:47:53,369 --> 00:47:56,581 - As far away... - There is no away from those things. 829 00:47:57,039 --> 00:47:58,291 Zhenzhen's right. 830 00:47:58,375 --> 00:48:01,586 The only way we're going to survive is if we get this key to Dr. Fielding. 831 00:48:01,836 --> 00:48:04,088 - It's what that soldier was gonna do. - He died. 832 00:48:04,172 --> 00:48:06,967 Okay, look, if a bunch of bad-ass marines can't get that key 833 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,677 40 feet away without getting deep fried, 834 00:48:09,135 --> 00:48:11,972 what makes you think that we can get it 40 miles? 835 00:48:13,139 --> 00:48:14,139 We have to. 836 00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:15,349 What? 837 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,934 It's on us. 838 00:48:19,896 --> 00:48:22,523 Okay. We're not going anywhere until we get some food. 839 00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:24,525 Maybe even some sleep if we can. 840 00:48:25,277 --> 00:48:26,527 All right, fine. 841 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,239 What's up with Chico? 842 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:35,119 - It's my street. - Great! 843 00:48:35,536 --> 00:48:36,579 Can we go in your house? 844 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,708 That's my house, but... 845 00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:43,836 It's not my home. 846 00:48:44,795 --> 00:48:47,257 I haven't been totally honest with you guys. 847 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,010 I was in the mountains because... 848 00:48:51,094 --> 00:48:52,179 I was in juvie. 849 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:54,222 And I escaped. 850 00:48:58,434 --> 00:48:59,978 So even if my mom is here... 851 00:49:01,896 --> 00:49:03,398 she's not gonna wanna see me. 852 00:49:12,740 --> 00:49:13,909 Come on, man. 853 00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:22,541 Go, go, jump left! 854 00:49:27,672 --> 00:49:29,048 - No! - What the hell was that? 855 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,759 - Run! - Where do we go? Follow me. 856 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,472 Oh, damn! 857 00:49:37,099 --> 00:49:38,891 Man, we need to get my man Jacobi up in here. 858 00:49:39,266 --> 00:49:40,351 It's looters. 859 00:49:42,103 --> 00:49:44,023 All right, let's find something to eat. 860 00:49:44,106 --> 00:49:47,150 Man, I need a T-bone steak, some cheese eggs and Welch's grape. 861 00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,612 I shouldn't have hit you. 862 00:49:50,945 --> 00:49:51,945 It was my fault. 863 00:49:52,364 --> 00:49:54,532 I don't know. I'm good, bro. I mean... 864 00:49:54,824 --> 00:49:57,952 it doesn't hurt as much as seeing all this gunk on my new J's. 865 00:49:58,744 --> 00:50:01,164 How do you care about sneakers in a time like this? 866 00:50:01,914 --> 00:50:03,625 You know what? You guys are lucky. 867 00:50:04,333 --> 00:50:05,333 You don't have friends. 868 00:50:05,876 --> 00:50:07,713 It's hard out here for a pimp, you know? 869 00:50:07,795 --> 00:50:10,632 Gotta keep up with the flyest shit, you know, the dopest kicks. 870 00:50:10,715 --> 00:50:12,509 Tightest whip. Baddest chick. 871 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,262 And my friends, they're like bears. Soon as they smell weakness, 872 00:50:15,344 --> 00:50:17,264 they're just coming straight at your neck. 873 00:50:17,639 --> 00:50:20,057 That's why I keep this on my neck. Diamonds. 874 00:50:20,141 --> 00:50:22,601 Does Dariush mean "douchebag" in Farsi? 875 00:50:23,936 --> 00:50:24,813 What's Farsi? 876 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:26,496 It's the language your mom was screaming 877 00:50:26,523 --> 00:50:28,483 when you were coming out of her ass. 878 00:50:28,858 --> 00:50:30,985 Hey, don't talk about my mom's ass. All right. 879 00:50:31,068 --> 00:50:32,278 You wish you were there. 880 00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:34,364 No offense, dude, those don't sound like friends. 881 00:50:34,447 --> 00:50:35,447 Yeah... 882 00:50:49,128 --> 00:50:51,297 Hey, how did you even end up in jail? 883 00:50:56,802 --> 00:50:59,139 My dad left when... when I was about ten. 884 00:51:00,139 --> 00:51:03,851 You know, I got a job as a bag boy, at a grocery store my mom worked at. 885 00:51:04,018 --> 00:51:06,063 To, you know... help her with money. 886 00:51:07,146 --> 00:51:09,940 One time she steps away, I took over the cash register. 887 00:51:14,612 --> 00:51:15,780 I was helping a customer, 888 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:19,409 and, uh, he started to accuse me of stealing from him. 889 00:51:21,119 --> 00:51:23,163 I guess I gave him the wrong change. 890 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:27,793 I get numbers... 891 00:51:28,168 --> 00:51:30,128 like, muddled in my head sometimes, 892 00:51:30,461 --> 00:51:32,047 unless I see them written down. 893 00:51:33,172 --> 00:51:34,423 But he didn't believe me. 894 00:51:34,757 --> 00:51:35,592 And, um... 895 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:36,675 I just... 896 00:51:38,010 --> 00:51:38,887 I lost it. 897 00:51:38,969 --> 00:51:40,137 So I decked him. 898 00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:41,679 Broke his nose. 899 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,184 Mom got fired and... 900 00:51:46,393 --> 00:51:47,603 they sent me away. 901 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:50,398 She never came around to visit me once. 902 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,652 You can't choose your family. 903 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:57,864 But you can always make a new one. 904 00:52:03,119 --> 00:52:03,954 Come on. 905 00:52:04,036 --> 00:52:05,329 A young Yoda up in here? 906 00:52:06,664 --> 00:52:09,501 - Come on, guys. - Oh, we're taking an old school selfie? 907 00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:11,628 One, two, three. 908 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,733 - Dude, stop playing with the Rubik's cube. - I can't, okay! I can't! 909 00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:18,300 We can all agree that she gets her own bed, right? 910 00:52:18,385 --> 00:52:20,780 Well, yeah, obviously. It's the only gentlemanly thing to do. 911 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:22,364 It's only right. It sounds like a plan. 912 00:52:26,268 --> 00:52:27,811 One of you can sleep with me. 913 00:52:33,315 --> 00:52:34,860 Hold it. Hold it. Wait, wait! 914 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:36,822 Did she just say one of us could sleep with her? 915 00:52:36,902 --> 00:52:38,338 - Maybe we misheard her. - Okay, look. 916 00:52:38,362 --> 00:52:40,523 I will volunteer my services for the good of the group, 917 00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:42,213 and because I've had the most experience. 918 00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:43,364 With what? Not getting any? 919 00:52:43,409 --> 00:52:46,514 Hey, it's better than eating Lithuanian smoothies from your bunk mate in juvie. 920 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:48,391 - Lithuanian smoothies? - You don't need to know. 921 00:52:48,414 --> 00:52:50,476 How about we get Alex and Zhenzhen to sleep together? 922 00:52:50,500 --> 00:52:52,936 - Because he doesn't want to. - I wouldn't say I don't want to. 923 00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,713 - They have a connection! - We do? 924 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,213 So don't be a cock-block. 925 00:52:57,132 --> 00:52:59,259 Fine, fine. All right. Okay, cool. 926 00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,719 I won't block your cock. 927 00:53:01,135 --> 00:53:02,135 Be free. 928 00:53:03,762 --> 00:53:04,762 Thanks. 929 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:06,056 It's no problem. 930 00:53:09,768 --> 00:53:13,148 Ah, crap! I forgot my sleep apnea mask. If I snore, I'm sorry. 931 00:53:13,231 --> 00:53:14,481 You have sleep apnea? 932 00:53:14,648 --> 00:53:15,733 How old are you? 933 00:53:15,817 --> 00:53:17,902 It's non-age-discriminate, Gabriel! 934 00:53:19,445 --> 00:53:20,739 Just move over. 935 00:53:47,139 --> 00:53:48,391 I'm glad it was you. 936 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:22,092 Shh! Shh! Shh! Aliens... 937 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,175 Yeah. 938 00:54:23,592 --> 00:54:24,592 We gotta go. 939 00:54:28,931 --> 00:54:29,931 You see anything? 940 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:32,268 No, come on. 941 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:50,452 Guys, we should turn back. 942 00:54:50,911 --> 00:54:52,831 We can't now, man. We're already here. 943 00:54:52,914 --> 00:54:55,583 Dude, I'm telling you, this is how people die in movies. 944 00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:02,965 Guys. You see anything? 945 00:55:05,175 --> 00:55:07,219 You need some Frebreze on these sheets. 946 00:55:07,929 --> 00:55:09,179 Ah! Oh! Oh! 947 00:55:10,806 --> 00:55:12,516 Oh, shit! 948 00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:14,184 Not another step. 949 00:55:14,768 --> 00:55:16,128 - Move! - I'm backing up. 950 00:55:16,186 --> 00:55:18,981 The hell you doing out here? We're in the middle of an alien invasion. 951 00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:21,900 Oh, yeah, I mean, and you're the ones with the Purge masks. 952 00:55:21,985 --> 00:55:23,920 - Wrong genre, bro. - We got a comedian here. 953 00:55:23,945 --> 00:55:25,070 No! 954 00:55:25,155 --> 00:55:26,434 There are aliens out here, okay? 955 00:55:26,489 --> 00:55:27,657 We're not the enemy. 956 00:55:27,740 --> 00:55:29,451 You guys have something we're looking for. 957 00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:30,909 Dignity? 958 00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:33,829 What'd you say? 959 00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:37,250 Everybody calm down. 960 00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,297 Look what we found. 961 00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:51,847 Lou! 962 00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,016 - Oh my God, Lou! - Thank you, Baby Jesus. 963 00:55:54,099 --> 00:55:55,559 - Thank you, God! - Lou. 964 00:55:55,643 --> 00:55:57,644 - Thank God! - Hold on, you know this guy? 965 00:55:57,728 --> 00:55:58,855 No. No, no, no, no. 966 00:55:58,938 --> 00:56:00,773 Do we know him? Hell, yeah we know him! 967 00:56:00,856 --> 00:56:04,277 - Yes! Yes! - We go way back. Lou, my negro! 968 00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,445 Lou, you know me. We're like this. 969 00:56:06,528 --> 00:56:09,449 I wanted to free... Alex was the one who was like, "Leave him in there," 970 00:56:09,532 --> 00:56:11,826 and I was like, "Dude, let's free him. He's a human." 971 00:56:11,909 --> 00:56:15,371 Do you mind, if you could just tell these handsome men, the ones... 972 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:17,831 pointing the shotguns at our face, to, you know... 973 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,293 not... not do that? 974 00:56:21,001 --> 00:56:22,003 - Please? - Please. 975 00:56:26,548 --> 00:56:27,548 Please. 976 00:56:28,467 --> 00:56:30,594 I don't think anyone needs to get hurt tonight. 977 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:33,556 But Alex... 978 00:56:33,639 --> 00:56:36,893 if you'd be so kind as to give me that? 979 00:56:39,478 --> 00:56:40,478 This? 980 00:56:41,188 --> 00:56:42,188 Yeah. 981 00:56:43,608 --> 00:56:46,068 This is our only shot at defeating the aliens. 982 00:56:46,443 --> 00:56:47,487 Yeah. 983 00:56:48,695 --> 00:56:51,240 That means someone will pay a lot of money for it. 984 00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:55,994 Give me... 985 00:56:56,954 --> 00:56:58,039 the key. 986 00:57:02,376 --> 00:57:03,376 I can't. 987 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:08,298 I made a promise. 988 00:57:08,465 --> 00:57:10,552 Alex, give him the key. Enough. Okay? 989 00:57:10,717 --> 00:57:12,177 You can give me the key 990 00:57:12,429 --> 00:57:13,721 and just walk away. 991 00:57:15,681 --> 00:57:18,809 Or I can cut your head off and take the key from the stump. 992 00:57:21,146 --> 00:57:22,355 I trusted you. 993 00:57:22,856 --> 00:57:25,483 The cemeteries are full of people who trusted me. 994 00:57:25,567 --> 00:57:26,567 Oh, shit! 995 00:57:36,577 --> 00:57:37,996 Oh, sh... 996 00:57:40,706 --> 00:57:42,083 - Hurry! - Run! 997 00:57:44,918 --> 00:57:45,918 Come on! 998 00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,565 - Gabriel! - Gabriel! 999 00:58:05,690 --> 00:58:07,108 Gabriel, what are you doing? 1000 00:58:07,192 --> 00:58:08,592 Zhenzhen, throw me the glow sticks. 1001 00:58:08,650 --> 00:58:10,253 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 1002 00:58:10,277 --> 00:58:11,557 - Gabriel, hurry up! - Over here. 1003 00:58:11,612 --> 00:58:13,405 - Throw 'em! Come on! - Come here. 1004 00:58:17,076 --> 00:58:18,161 What are you doing? 1005 00:58:18,369 --> 00:58:19,369 Hey! 1006 00:58:22,373 --> 00:58:23,373 Come here! 1007 00:58:23,625 --> 00:58:25,835 - Gabriel, hurry up! - Come here, you're gonna die! 1008 00:58:25,918 --> 00:58:27,545 - Get over here! - Hurry! 1009 00:58:27,628 --> 00:58:29,630 Hurry up, Gabriel! Come on! 1010 00:58:29,713 --> 00:58:31,007 Get him, get him, get him! 1011 00:58:32,007 --> 00:58:33,842 - Come on! Come get me! - Gabriel! 1012 00:58:33,927 --> 00:58:34,927 Gabriel! 1013 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:37,907 - Hurry up! - Gabriel, come on! 1014 00:58:37,931 --> 00:58:38,931 Go! Hurry! 1015 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,349 Gabriel, come on! 1016 00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:49,067 Get out, Gabriel! 1017 00:58:55,155 --> 00:58:56,740 Oh, shit, it worked, Gabriel! 1018 00:58:57,074 --> 00:58:58,492 - Oh, my God. - It worked. 1019 00:58:58,617 --> 00:58:59,617 Go! Go! 1020 00:59:14,342 --> 00:59:17,637 That was the same alien from camp. I thought we killed that thing. 1021 00:59:19,137 --> 00:59:20,556 If it came down with the capsule, 1022 00:59:20,639 --> 00:59:22,976 that means it survived the heat of atmospheric re-entry 1023 00:59:23,059 --> 00:59:25,811 Which means it must have tremendous cellular regeneration abilities. 1024 00:59:25,894 --> 00:59:28,146 English, Alex, please. 1025 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:29,773 It's like Wolverine. 1026 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:30,940 Oh. 1027 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:32,860 Why the hell is the following us? 1028 00:59:32,943 --> 00:59:34,362 It's pissed about its dog. 1029 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,572 You ever watch Marley and Me or Beethoven? 1030 00:59:36,655 --> 00:59:37,990 It's a primal bond. 1031 00:59:38,115 --> 00:59:39,992 It's out for revenge. Ask John Wick. 1032 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:42,579 You're putting human motives on an alien lifeform. 1033 00:59:42,661 --> 00:59:44,789 No, it probably just had orders to kill Collins 1034 00:59:44,871 --> 00:59:47,791 and anyone she came in contact with. We're just loose ends to this thing. 1035 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:51,588 - No, you know what, dog theory was better. - Who gives a frog's fat ass why? 1036 00:59:51,878 --> 00:59:53,255 This ain't Comic-Con, bitches. 1037 00:59:54,590 --> 00:59:57,302 All that matters is that it wants us dead. 1038 00:59:57,802 --> 00:59:59,262 And we can't kill it. 1039 01:00:00,637 --> 01:00:02,681 She's right. We should just keep moving. 1040 01:00:02,974 --> 01:00:04,224 I'm done with your ideas. 1041 01:00:04,809 --> 01:00:07,519 You were the one who thought to let Hannibal Lecter out of his cell. 1042 01:00:07,936 --> 01:00:09,938 Consider your leadership privileges... 1043 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:10,856 revoked! 1044 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,860 Sometimes you do the right thing and it doesn't work out. 1045 01:00:14,318 --> 01:00:16,070 That doesn't mean it wasn't worth doing. 1046 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,280 Who the hell told you that? 1047 01:00:18,364 --> 01:00:19,364 My dad. 1048 01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,452 Never knew what it meant until right now. 1049 01:00:25,246 --> 01:00:27,706 Look, why is it up to us to save humanity? 1050 01:00:27,789 --> 01:00:31,043 What, do you think someone else should do it? Of course you do. 1051 01:00:31,126 --> 01:00:33,713 The kid who's always had everything done for him. 1052 01:00:33,795 --> 01:00:35,882 Maybe Mommy and Daddy can pay the alien to go away, 1053 01:00:35,965 --> 01:00:37,007 buy him a new Mercedes... 1054 01:00:37,090 --> 01:00:39,385 Hey! You don't know my family, dude. 1055 01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:42,847 That's enough! 1056 01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:44,681 That's enough! 1057 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:48,143 You don't know me. My family has nothing! 1058 01:00:48,226 --> 01:00:50,980 Oh, yeah? Except for a car dealership and a mansion and a yacht! 1059 01:00:51,063 --> 01:00:52,773 No, the dealership is gone. 1060 01:00:54,025 --> 01:00:55,360 It's all gone. 1061 01:00:56,068 --> 01:00:57,945 That's why they sent me to camp, man. 1062 01:00:59,197 --> 01:01:00,197 It's... 1063 01:01:00,614 --> 01:01:01,615 It's just stuff. 1064 01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:04,077 I don't know who I am without all that stuff. 1065 01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:09,373 And... they're taking my dad. 1066 01:01:11,668 --> 01:01:12,876 He's going to jail. 1067 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:18,882 I'm... I'm sorry. 1068 01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:22,887 Ah, here we go. 1069 01:01:25,931 --> 01:01:28,601 I'm sorry I head-butted you. You should clean that up. 1070 01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:31,436 Yeah, that's fine. Sorry for... punching you. 1071 01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,356 It's Dr. Fielding. 1072 01:01:33,438 --> 01:01:35,273 He's trying to contact us. We gotta go. 1073 01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:37,360 Maybe we should try to find some clothes? 1074 01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:39,672 No clue what that thing can track, it might be our scent. 1075 01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:40,695 Then let's go. 1076 01:01:59,005 --> 01:02:00,967 I hope they got a McDonald's in here, 1077 01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:03,427 I need me, like, two McDoubles and an ice cream. 1078 01:02:03,510 --> 01:02:05,231 Hurry, come on. Gotta get inside. 1079 01:02:05,304 --> 01:02:07,849 Come on. I know Gucci's downstairs, let's go. 1080 01:02:15,898 --> 01:02:17,233 Yo. You guys... 1081 01:02:18,650 --> 01:02:20,695 How do you think an alien would do against this? 1082 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:24,865 The circle is complete! 1083 01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:26,576 I am your master now. 1084 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,119 No, the line is, 1085 01:02:29,202 --> 01:02:32,581 "The circle is now complete. Now I am the master." 1086 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:35,251 Okay, we really need to get you a girl. 1087 01:02:35,333 --> 01:02:38,105 Gotta cut this shit out. You know too much about this Star Trek shit. 1088 01:02:38,128 --> 01:02:39,797 - Guys! - It's Star Wars. 1089 01:02:43,675 --> 01:02:45,094 It's time for a change. 1090 01:02:57,523 --> 01:02:58,523 Sorry. 1091 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:00,610 It's okay. 1092 01:03:03,862 --> 01:03:05,739 That pamphlet must mean a lot to you. 1093 01:03:07,074 --> 01:03:08,992 For you to bring it all the way here. 1094 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,791 I didn't bring it here. 1095 01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:18,168 It brought me. 1096 01:03:21,297 --> 01:03:23,007 Well then, why did you leave home? 1097 01:03:24,007 --> 01:03:26,010 Let's just say dad wanted a boy. 1098 01:03:36,436 --> 01:03:37,730 Zhenzhen, what are you doing? 1099 01:03:38,856 --> 01:03:40,106 That's what brought you here. 1100 01:03:41,525 --> 01:03:42,525 Yeah, but... 1101 01:03:43,610 --> 01:03:45,112 this is why I'm staying. 1102 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,871 Let it go, man. 1103 01:03:54,413 --> 01:03:55,413 Come on. 1104 01:04:25,527 --> 01:04:27,112 - Guys! Guys! - What? 1105 01:04:27,195 --> 01:04:28,364 - Look. - What's up? 1106 01:04:28,822 --> 01:04:30,782 Yeah, Mannequin Skywalker. 1107 01:04:31,617 --> 01:04:32,856 - Alex... - Man, if you don't... 1108 01:04:33,911 --> 01:04:36,163 No, you know what? That was... That shit was funny. 1109 01:04:36,246 --> 01:04:37,706 That was pretty good. Give me some. 1110 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:45,755 Aw, come on, man. 1111 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,717 Don't tell me we gotta teach you again? 1112 01:04:48,925 --> 01:04:51,344 1973 Ford Mustang Mach One. 1113 01:04:53,972 --> 01:04:55,516 My dad had one just like it. 1114 01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:57,518 That Mustang doesn't have any computers 1115 01:04:57,601 --> 01:04:59,686 or anything that can be fried by the pulse, right? 1116 01:05:00,478 --> 01:05:01,478 Right. 1117 01:05:02,898 --> 01:05:04,501 - Come on! - I'm driving! 1118 01:05:04,525 --> 01:05:06,128 - Let's go! - Shotgun. 1119 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:08,112 Finally got some real wheels up in here, let's go! 1120 01:05:08,153 --> 01:05:09,697 - Yes! - Let's ride. 1121 01:05:10,197 --> 01:05:11,282 Oh, my God. 1122 01:05:11,364 --> 01:05:12,634 - Whoo! - I'm getting in the back. 1123 01:05:12,657 --> 01:05:13,951 - Let's roll! - Yeah! 1124 01:05:14,034 --> 01:05:15,596 - Let's go. - Hit it. 1125 01:05:15,619 --> 01:05:16,780 Start this shit up! 1126 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:18,663 Oh. 1127 01:05:19,581 --> 01:05:21,291 - I can't drive a stick. - What? 1128 01:05:21,375 --> 01:05:23,001 Oh. 1129 01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:02,708 Hold on tight. 1130 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:17,806 Ah! 1131 01:06:17,847 --> 01:06:18,849 Oh, shit! 1132 01:06:28,025 --> 01:06:29,568 It's on top of the roof! 1133 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,197 Hang on! 1134 01:06:44,291 --> 01:06:45,710 Oh, shit, where's it at? 1135 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:50,172 - It's gone. Gimme some. - Whoo! 1136 01:06:50,255 --> 01:06:51,297 - Oh, it's gone! - Yes! 1137 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:53,925 Oh! Oh! 1138 01:07:09,942 --> 01:07:11,402 - Jump! - What? 1139 01:07:12,360 --> 01:07:13,695 Are you crazy? 1140 01:07:13,778 --> 01:07:15,030 Jump! Jump! 1141 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:16,157 Jump! 1142 01:07:29,461 --> 01:07:31,047 Way to go, Zhenzhen! 1143 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:33,382 Is everyone okay? 1144 01:07:33,465 --> 01:07:35,175 Yeah, I think so. 1145 01:07:40,931 --> 01:07:43,184 Guys. Guys! I don't have the key. 1146 01:07:43,266 --> 01:07:44,934 - What? - It's probably in the car. 1147 01:07:45,351 --> 01:07:47,021 - We need that key. - Ah! 1148 01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:55,612 Damn it. 1149 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:58,119 - Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. - Where you going? 1150 01:07:59,407 --> 01:08:00,284 To get the key. 1151 01:08:00,367 --> 01:08:02,702 No way we can kill that thing, it's just gonna reanimate. 1152 01:08:02,786 --> 01:08:06,123 Yeah, but... but we need that key to finish this off. 1153 01:08:06,206 --> 01:08:09,460 - You're gonna die if you go down there. - She's right, we'll go together. 1154 01:08:10,335 --> 01:08:11,670 So all four of us can die? 1155 01:08:12,003 --> 01:08:13,884 I thought you were supposed to be the smart one. 1156 01:08:16,591 --> 01:08:17,717 It's my turn. 1157 01:08:18,176 --> 01:08:19,176 Look, man... 1158 01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:26,018 Did you know I was named after the ancient King of Persia, Darius? 1159 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:31,231 Well, do you know who Darius's greatest rival ever was, 1160 01:08:31,731 --> 01:08:33,011 the only one to ever defeat him? 1161 01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,237 - Alexander the Great. - Yeah. 1162 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,238 Yeah, I knew you'd know that. 1163 01:08:40,448 --> 01:08:41,448 Well, look... 1164 01:08:43,202 --> 01:08:44,202 this time... 1165 01:08:46,122 --> 01:08:47,664 Darius gets to be the hero. 1166 01:08:54,921 --> 01:08:55,921 Good luck. 1167 01:10:00,904 --> 01:10:01,988 Come on! 1168 01:10:06,327 --> 01:10:08,412 Oh, shit. 1169 01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,543 Oh, I got it. I got it! 1170 01:10:27,847 --> 01:10:28,847 I got it. 1171 01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,851 - Yeah! Yes! - Yes. 1172 01:10:31,935 --> 01:10:33,311 I got the key. 1173 01:10:33,895 --> 01:10:35,480 Hey, behind you! 1174 01:10:35,564 --> 01:10:36,564 What? 1175 01:10:37,233 --> 01:10:38,108 I got it. 1176 01:10:38,192 --> 01:10:39,652 - No! - Dariush, behind you! 1177 01:10:39,734 --> 01:10:40,903 - Turn around! - No! 1178 01:10:51,287 --> 01:10:52,497 We gotta go. 1179 01:10:57,418 --> 01:10:58,498 Come on, Dariush! 1180 01:10:58,545 --> 01:10:59,380 Go, run! 1181 01:10:59,462 --> 01:11:01,381 - Look out! - We gotta go! 1182 01:11:04,426 --> 01:11:05,970 Come on. You okay? 1183 01:11:06,095 --> 01:11:08,113 - That cut looks terrible. - I'm okay, I'm all right. 1184 01:11:08,137 --> 01:11:10,099 Let's just get this key to JPL. 1185 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:22,819 That was really cool driving back there. 1186 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,447 I couldn't have done that. 1187 01:11:26,532 --> 01:11:28,449 You don't give yourself enough credit. 1188 01:11:30,202 --> 01:11:32,246 I'm told girls find bravery attractive. 1189 01:11:33,037 --> 01:11:34,789 I've never really had much of that. 1190 01:11:40,837 --> 01:11:43,756 My whole life I have been searching for love. 1191 01:11:43,841 --> 01:11:45,466 When I saw you on the bridge... 1192 01:11:46,760 --> 01:11:48,929 I knew you were the one. 1193 01:11:50,055 --> 01:11:52,056 If you feel the same way... 1194 01:11:54,393 --> 01:11:56,645 kiss me now and we will be together forever. 1195 01:12:01,899 --> 01:12:03,902 I'm sorry, my Mandarin is rudimentary. 1196 01:12:03,985 --> 01:12:04,985 Hmm? 1197 01:12:06,447 --> 01:12:08,407 What did you say? 1198 01:12:09,824 --> 01:12:11,577 What did you say? 1199 01:12:12,368 --> 01:12:14,371 Zhenzhen, I don't actually speak Mandarin. 1200 01:12:14,454 --> 01:12:17,166 - What did you say? - Yo, look! Look, JPL. 1201 01:12:17,750 --> 01:12:18,917 - What? - Whoa! 1202 01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:20,210 - Let's go. - Come on! 1203 01:12:23,796 --> 01:12:26,443 - Man, this place got hit hard. - The building is destroyed. 1204 01:12:26,466 --> 01:12:27,676 Nobody can survive that. 1205 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,041 He's still here. 1206 01:12:30,261 --> 01:12:31,930 Dr. Fielding's still here! 1207 01:12:32,555 --> 01:12:33,390 This way! 1208 01:12:33,474 --> 01:12:35,141 If we get out of this alive, 1209 01:12:35,225 --> 01:12:36,851 NASA's paying for my therapy. 1210 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:38,645 Oh, wow. 1211 01:12:38,811 --> 01:12:40,355 They're testing plasma rockets. 1212 01:12:41,105 --> 01:12:43,359 Those things burn hotter than the surface of the Sun. 1213 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:45,502 Look, all we gotta do is get this key to Dr. Fielding 1214 01:12:45,527 --> 01:12:47,488 then you can look at all the nerd porn you want. 1215 01:12:50,532 --> 01:12:52,909 Dr. Fielding! Dr. Fielding! 1216 01:12:53,577 --> 01:12:54,494 We have the key, sir. 1217 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:55,912 Dr. Fielding, we have the key. 1218 01:12:55,996 --> 01:12:57,622 - Dr. Fielding. - Dr. Fielding. 1219 01:12:58,414 --> 01:13:00,667 - Dr. Fielding! - We have the key, sir! 1220 01:13:00,917 --> 01:13:01,918 Over here. 1221 01:13:02,002 --> 01:13:03,002 Guys! 1222 01:13:03,962 --> 01:13:05,671 - Go, go, go! - Dr. Fielding. 1223 01:13:15,265 --> 01:13:16,265 He's dead, guys. 1224 01:13:19,770 --> 01:13:20,854 But how? 1225 01:13:35,493 --> 01:13:36,412 Shoot! 1226 01:13:36,494 --> 01:13:37,494 We've failed. 1227 01:13:39,664 --> 01:13:40,664 It's over. 1228 01:13:47,881 --> 01:13:48,881 I mean... 1229 01:13:50,967 --> 01:13:52,386 let's be honest, guys. 1230 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,470 Who do we think we are? 1231 01:13:57,349 --> 01:13:58,349 Nerd. 1232 01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,600 Criminal. 1233 01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:02,060 Orphan. 1234 01:14:02,729 --> 01:14:03,729 A joke. 1235 01:14:08,068 --> 01:14:09,194 I guess I'll... 1236 01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,572 go try and find my parents. 1237 01:14:12,989 --> 01:14:13,989 Me too. 1238 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,095 What are you doing? 1239 01:14:53,905 --> 01:14:54,905 Look. 1240 01:14:55,532 --> 01:14:57,117 They didn't even get to open this. 1241 01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:01,579 Well, since we're all gonna die together, may I propose a toast? 1242 01:15:02,622 --> 01:15:05,292 Oh, crap. This is from 1969! 1243 01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:09,296 I mean, could at least get some fresh wine if this is gonna be my first time, right? 1244 01:15:13,216 --> 01:15:15,135 Citadel, this is Crystal Palace. 1245 01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:17,220 - What? What was that? - Go! What the heck? 1246 01:15:17,429 --> 01:15:18,430 Citadel... 1247 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,806 - Hello? - ...this is Crystal Palace. Do you copy? 1248 01:15:20,890 --> 01:15:22,350 We're here, over! 1249 01:15:22,434 --> 01:15:24,060 Citadel, identify yourself. 1250 01:15:24,144 --> 01:15:26,395 What is your name, ma'am? Over! 1251 01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:27,564 I'm Alex. 1252 01:15:27,648 --> 01:15:28,649 How old are you? 1253 01:15:28,731 --> 01:15:29,731 I'm thirteen. 1254 01:15:30,108 --> 01:15:32,569 And if you don't mind me asking, who are we talking to? 1255 01:15:32,694 --> 01:15:35,530 This is General George Khoury at Cheyenne Mountain. 1256 01:15:35,905 --> 01:15:37,490 Is anyone alive at JPL? 1257 01:15:37,573 --> 01:15:38,992 Is Dr. Fielding there? 1258 01:15:39,076 --> 01:15:41,369 There are four of us, everyone else is dead. 1259 01:15:41,453 --> 01:15:43,747 The astronaut sent us, before she died. 1260 01:15:43,829 --> 01:15:45,623 You were sent by Major Collins? 1261 01:15:45,707 --> 01:15:46,792 Yeah, that's why we came. 1262 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:49,168 She gave us the key and said something about Excalibur. 1263 01:15:49,252 --> 01:15:51,421 What, you have the crypto-key in your possession? 1264 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:53,881 That's right. What do we need to do to get it to work? 1265 01:15:55,926 --> 01:15:56,926 Nothing. 1266 01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:58,970 You need to get out of there. 1267 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:00,596 I'm... I'm sorry. It's over. 1268 01:16:01,931 --> 01:16:04,518 There's nothing you kids can do against this thing. 1269 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:08,396 Now get out of there immediately, we're sending two units to pick you... 1270 01:16:08,479 --> 01:16:09,479 No. 1271 01:16:11,315 --> 01:16:13,234 - What did you say, son? - I said no. 1272 01:16:13,652 --> 01:16:16,279 I made a promise I wouldn't let anything stop me. 1273 01:16:16,613 --> 01:16:18,823 So I'm gonna keep trying and it will be a lot easier 1274 01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:20,074 if you would help me. 1275 01:16:20,158 --> 01:16:22,202 We didn't come all this way to give up now. 1276 01:16:23,036 --> 01:16:25,581 We're done being told what we can and can't do. 1277 01:16:25,913 --> 01:16:28,500 We made it across half of southern California. 1278 01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:30,711 - Past aliens and soldiers. - A diddler! 1279 01:16:30,793 --> 01:16:32,033 Don't forget about the diddler. 1280 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:33,255 All the way here. 1281 01:16:33,796 --> 01:16:35,172 Nobody helped us get here. 1282 01:16:35,256 --> 01:16:36,841 All we had was each other. 1283 01:16:37,884 --> 01:16:40,304 So you're gonna listen to me, because we're not kids anymore, 1284 01:16:40,386 --> 01:16:41,867 and we're the best chance you've got. 1285 01:16:42,430 --> 01:16:45,434 I'm going to ask you one more time, General. 1286 01:16:45,725 --> 01:16:48,353 What do we need to do to get this thing working? 1287 01:16:50,479 --> 01:16:53,649 All right, someone needs to go down to the basement and fire up 1288 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:55,027 the emergency generators. 1289 01:16:55,109 --> 01:16:56,862 Start them in sequence, 1290 01:16:56,944 --> 01:16:59,113 exactly four seconds apart. 1291 01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:00,990 Send your fastest, strongest... 1292 01:17:01,073 --> 01:17:02,117 I'll do it! 1293 01:17:02,658 --> 01:17:05,119 I'm sorry, that sounded like a young girl. 1294 01:17:05,453 --> 01:17:08,206 Oh, yeah! Aliens don't stand a chance against her. 1295 01:17:08,873 --> 01:17:11,335 All right! You need to climb through the vent. 1296 01:17:11,417 --> 01:17:15,005 The vault door won't open until the power is back on. 1297 01:17:15,087 --> 01:17:16,340 - Got it. - Look... 1298 01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,175 You're not safe at JPL. 1299 01:17:18,716 --> 01:17:20,844 - Did you hear the four seconds part? - Yeah. 1300 01:17:21,595 --> 01:17:23,721 If this doesn't work, I need to make sure... 1301 01:17:23,805 --> 01:17:25,390 You're gonna need to time it. 1302 01:17:28,225 --> 01:17:29,225 Take care of it. 1303 01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:32,563 And yourself. 1304 01:17:38,235 --> 01:17:39,988 Your father would be proud. 1305 01:17:49,456 --> 01:17:51,248 What are we doing? What is Excalibur? 1306 01:17:51,332 --> 01:17:54,002 Excalibur was a Cold War defense project. 1307 01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:55,671 It was meant to shoot down 1308 01:17:55,753 --> 01:17:56,796 Russian missiles. 1309 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,675 Yeah, using fusion pumped X-ray lasers, I read about that. 1310 01:17:59,757 --> 01:18:02,344 Never mind him. He knows everything. Keep going. 1311 01:18:02,426 --> 01:18:04,595 The key that Major Collins gave you 1312 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:08,391 contains the coordinates of the alien mothership in high orbit. 1313 01:18:09,141 --> 01:18:10,560 We can destroy the mothership. 1314 01:18:11,353 --> 01:18:12,561 You're our last hope. 1315 01:18:14,021 --> 01:18:16,302 Okay, what else do we need to do to get this shit started? 1316 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,110 You need to realign the satellite dish on the roof, 1317 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:20,654 then get a working computer 1318 01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:23,657 and load the coordinates Major Collins gave you. 1319 01:18:24,115 --> 01:18:25,783 Then activate Excalibur. 1320 01:18:25,867 --> 01:18:28,036 - All right, I'll go to the roof. - No, Gabriel. 1321 01:18:30,663 --> 01:18:33,792 You guys load the programs. I'm gonna go to the roof. 1322 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:36,920 Plus you're hurt and he's the only one keeping you alive. 1323 01:18:38,713 --> 01:18:40,793 What are you talking about? You're afraid of heights! 1324 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,466 I'm scared of everything. 1325 01:18:43,426 --> 01:18:44,511 It's my turn. 1326 01:18:46,721 --> 01:18:48,472 Tell Zhenzhen, I'm gonna want my watch back. 1327 01:18:52,519 --> 01:18:53,561 And if I die... 1328 01:18:55,271 --> 01:18:56,564 tell her I love her. 1329 01:19:01,194 --> 01:19:04,448 Actually, wait... don't tell her I love her, just tell her I was into her. 1330 01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:06,411 I don't want to freak her out with the "L" word. 1331 01:19:06,490 --> 01:19:07,576 Just go! 1332 01:19:34,269 --> 01:19:35,269 Ow! 1333 01:20:04,298 --> 01:20:05,509 Switches... 1334 01:20:22,274 --> 01:20:24,069 Oh, my God. That's tall. 1335 01:20:38,082 --> 01:20:39,292 Don't look down. 1336 01:20:40,502 --> 01:20:41,586 Don't look down. 1337 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:42,796 Don't look down. 1338 01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:45,340 Don't look down. 1339 01:21:03,024 --> 01:21:04,109 Switches. 1340 01:21:07,695 --> 01:21:09,238 Four, three, 1341 01:21:09,655 --> 01:21:11,240 two, one. 1342 01:21:12,658 --> 01:21:16,579 Four, three, two, one. 1343 01:21:18,122 --> 01:21:22,085 Four, three, two, one. 1344 01:21:26,840 --> 01:21:28,800 Shit, she actually got the power back on. 1345 01:21:28,884 --> 01:21:30,844 Yes! Okay. 1346 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:34,055 Good. Do you see the monitors at the back of the room? 1347 01:21:34,139 --> 01:21:35,806 Are the control stations working? 1348 01:21:38,976 --> 01:21:40,185 Yeah. Yeah! 1349 01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:41,869 - The computers are working. - Excellent. 1350 01:21:41,896 --> 01:21:43,981 - It's on. - Now insert the crypto-key. 1351 01:21:45,649 --> 01:21:47,402 I got it. I got it! 1352 01:21:47,527 --> 01:21:50,697 Okay, did your friend move the dish yet? 1353 01:21:50,947 --> 01:21:51,989 Uh... 1354 01:21:52,448 --> 01:21:54,533 No, I see him but he hasn't moved it yet. 1355 01:21:54,618 --> 01:21:57,703 Then you have to wait before you launch Excalibur. 1356 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:01,917 Don't look down. 1357 01:22:02,708 --> 01:22:03,752 You can do this. 1358 01:22:09,381 --> 01:22:10,381 Shit! 1359 01:22:10,926 --> 01:22:12,010 - Alex! - Alex! 1360 01:22:12,510 --> 01:22:14,054 - Alex! - Activate the PA system. 1361 01:22:14,136 --> 01:22:15,555 - Alex! - Alex! 1362 01:22:16,347 --> 01:22:18,265 - Alex! - God? 1363 01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:19,350 Behind you, look down! 1364 01:22:19,725 --> 01:22:21,645 - Go, hurry, Alex! - Oh, God! 1365 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,457 - Oh, he did it! - God! 1366 01:23:02,018 --> 01:23:03,019 Yeah! 1367 01:23:04,311 --> 01:23:05,521 Ah! 1368 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:24,707 No... 1369 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:26,583 No! 1370 01:23:26,667 --> 01:23:30,046 No! 1371 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:35,760 Son, Excalibur needs two people to launch it. 1372 01:23:36,301 --> 01:23:37,386 Shit, he passed out. 1373 01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:38,512 Hey, get up! Get up! 1374 01:23:38,595 --> 01:23:41,349 One of your other friends is going to have to help you. 1375 01:23:41,682 --> 01:23:42,850 Where are they? 1376 01:23:44,310 --> 01:23:45,310 I don't know. 1377 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:01,453 Alex! Zhenzhen! 1378 01:24:01,536 --> 01:24:04,122 Dariush is in bad shape and I can't do this alone. 1379 01:24:17,301 --> 01:24:19,804 Get the two launch keys from the safe locker. 1380 01:24:19,887 --> 01:24:22,931 Let me know when you're there and I'll give you the code. 1381 01:24:25,726 --> 01:24:26,810 Oh, no! 1382 01:24:27,436 --> 01:24:28,645 F... F... 1383 01:24:29,021 --> 01:24:30,021 Okay. 1384 01:24:30,523 --> 01:24:31,523 Punch in... 1385 01:24:31,774 --> 01:24:34,569 nine, six, three, two, two, 1386 01:24:34,652 --> 01:24:36,154 one, zero, three. 1387 01:24:36,237 --> 01:24:37,988 Tell me when you've got it open. 1388 01:24:38,073 --> 01:24:39,073 Uh... 1389 01:24:40,324 --> 01:24:41,158 No. 1390 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:44,787 I said, nine, six, three, two, two, 1391 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:46,622 one, zero, three. 1392 01:24:48,707 --> 01:24:49,707 Fuck! 1393 01:24:50,376 --> 01:24:52,587 The code, nine, six, three, one... 1394 01:24:59,051 --> 01:25:00,372 - No, no, no! - Gabriel. 1395 01:25:01,595 --> 01:25:02,805 I wrote it down for you. 1396 01:25:03,389 --> 01:25:04,390 I got you, brother. 1397 01:25:04,849 --> 01:25:07,248 - Oh, my God. Thanks. Thank you. - Hurry up. 1398 01:25:07,769 --> 01:25:10,521 Okay. Okay. Three, two, two, one... 1399 01:25:10,604 --> 01:25:12,564 Okay! 1400 01:25:13,065 --> 01:25:14,065 I got 'em! I got 'em! 1401 01:25:14,109 --> 01:25:19,113 It is imperative that they are inserted at the same time. 1402 01:25:19,697 --> 01:25:21,073 Oh, shit, he passed out again. 1403 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:22,199 Dariush. Hey. 1404 01:25:22,283 --> 01:25:24,368 We are running out of time, son! 1405 01:25:24,452 --> 01:25:26,037 Hey, wake up. Wake up! 1406 01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:28,081 We are running out of time, son! 1407 01:25:30,082 --> 01:25:31,667 I can't. I can't! 1408 01:25:31,792 --> 01:25:32,877 - Gabriel! - Zhenzhen! 1409 01:25:32,961 --> 01:25:34,503 Come on, we gotta do this! 1410 01:25:34,587 --> 01:25:36,171 - What do we do? - Right here, okay. 1411 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,422 - Right here? - Yeah. 1412 01:25:38,006 --> 01:25:39,341 On my mark, okay? 1413 01:25:39,425 --> 01:25:42,302 Three, two, one. 1414 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:01,320 Come at me, bitch! 1415 01:26:01,698 --> 01:26:03,198 Come get me, mother... 1416 01:26:03,283 --> 01:26:05,033 - Come on. - What are you doing? 1417 01:26:05,118 --> 01:26:07,787 - You can't kill that with a flare gun. - No. But I know what can. 1418 01:26:07,871 --> 01:26:09,622 Launch Excalibur, then meet me outside. 1419 01:26:11,791 --> 01:26:12,791 Ah! 1420 01:26:14,335 --> 01:26:17,087 - Oh, shit, we gotta go! Come on. - Come on. Go! 1421 01:26:17,212 --> 01:26:19,381 - We gotta try this again. Ready? - Try this again. 1422 01:26:19,923 --> 01:26:21,341 We gotta put an end to this, okay? 1423 01:26:21,426 --> 01:26:23,845 Three, two, one, go! 1424 01:26:48,328 --> 01:26:49,328 Oh, yes! 1425 01:26:49,369 --> 01:26:50,954 - We did it! - Yes! 1426 01:26:51,747 --> 01:26:53,457 Now, get out of there immediately. 1427 01:26:53,541 --> 01:26:57,002 We're sending two units to pick you up. The building is not safe. 1428 01:26:57,086 --> 01:26:58,003 Yeah! 1429 01:26:58,087 --> 01:26:59,130 Yes! 1430 01:27:01,757 --> 01:27:02,757 Come on. 1431 01:27:05,929 --> 01:27:07,055 Come get me! 1432 01:27:21,152 --> 01:27:23,255 Warning! 1433 01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:24,863 Warning! 1434 01:27:25,573 --> 01:27:26,949 Warning! 1435 01:28:13,037 --> 01:28:14,706 No, hey. It's too dangerous. 1436 01:28:14,788 --> 01:28:16,207 But I have to get him. 1437 01:28:16,291 --> 01:28:18,458 - It's too late. - Alex! 1438 01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:28,051 No! No! 1439 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:30,555 Alex, come on! 1440 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:31,889 - Come on! - I can't. 1441 01:28:31,972 --> 01:28:33,850 - Alex, you can. - No, I can't! 1442 01:28:33,932 --> 01:28:36,060 - Alex! - No, Dad! 1443 01:28:38,354 --> 01:28:39,354 Go! 1444 01:28:42,358 --> 01:28:44,234 - You have to let go. - I'm not gonna leave. 1445 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:47,238 - Alex, you have to let go. - No, stop! 1446 01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:48,322 No! 1447 01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,033 - Don't be afraid. - No! 1448 01:29:04,255 --> 01:29:05,672 Alex, don't be afraid. 1449 01:29:07,007 --> 01:29:08,007 It's okay. 1450 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:10,636 You can do this. 1451 01:29:43,043 --> 01:29:45,921 Alex. Please. Please. 1452 01:30:18,246 --> 01:30:19,246 Alex. 1453 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,836 Alex! 1454 01:30:24,918 --> 01:30:25,918 Oh, my God! 1455 01:30:26,002 --> 01:30:27,002 Yeah! 1456 01:30:27,337 --> 01:30:28,965 Alex! 1457 01:30:29,465 --> 01:30:30,466 Oh, my God! 1458 01:30:32,009 --> 01:30:33,010 Oh, my God! 1459 01:30:33,719 --> 01:30:35,470 Dude, I missed you so much. 1460 01:30:38,140 --> 01:30:39,766 Did we do it? Did we do it? 1461 01:30:42,185 --> 01:30:43,186 Whoa! 1462 01:30:47,399 --> 01:30:48,859 Guys, we did it. 1463 01:30:48,943 --> 01:30:50,027 Hell, yeah, we did it. 1464 01:30:50,987 --> 01:30:53,322 - Whoo! Yeah. - Oh, man! 1465 01:30:53,530 --> 01:30:54,530 Oh, my God. 1466 01:30:55,992 --> 01:30:56,992 Yeah! 1467 01:31:01,247 --> 01:31:03,457 I guess you're pretty brave after all. 1468 01:31:06,668 --> 01:31:07,795 You really think so? 1469 01:31:37,824 --> 01:31:40,912 Oh, yeah, I'm definitely coming back next year, for sure. 1470 01:31:40,994 --> 01:31:42,787 We saved the world! 102648

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