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Hey! 17 00:01:14,869 --> 00:01:17,078 - [elephant trumpets] - [grunting rhythmically] 18 00:01:19,667 --> 00:01:21,876 [Minions speaking Minionese, laughing] 19 00:01:23,222 --> 00:01:25,535 - [train whistle blowing] - Uh 20 00:01:27,329 --> 00:01:29,780 [gasps, whimpers] 21 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:32,369 [grunts] 22 00:01:32,507 --> 00:01:33,957 Eh 23 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,579 [both laughing] 24 00:01:40,066 --> 00:01:43,104 - [laughing]: Hey. - Hey. Yoo-hoo. 25 00:01:45,485 --> 00:01:46,970 [grunting] 26 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:53,908 Oh! 27 00:01:55,772 --> 00:01:58,188 All right, everybody, gather round. 28 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,087 This is our latest, very special exhibit 29 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:04,056 where you'll learn all about your favorite movies 30 00:02:04,194 --> 00:02:05,713 - and actors. - Wow. -Ooh. 31 00:02:05,851 --> 00:02:09,648 Welcome to The Magic of Hollywood! 32 00:02:09,786 --> 00:02:10,925 [attendees exclaiming] 33 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:14,204 Look at all this cool stuff. Oh. 34 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:17,310 Look up there. It's E.T. 35 00:02:17,448 --> 00:02:18,691 [attendees gasping] 36 00:02:18,829 --> 00:02:21,038 [excitedly]: Oh, and look at this one. 37 00:02:21,176 --> 00:02:22,868 - [gasps] Keanu Reeves. - [glass squeaks] 38 00:02:23,006 --> 00:02:24,179 [purrs seductively] 39 00:02:24,317 --> 00:02:25,595 [exclaiming, murmuring] 40 00:02:25,733 --> 00:02:27,320 And you all know George Lucas, right? 41 00:02:27,458 --> 00:02:29,529 - [excited chattering] - GIRL: Oh, yes, he's great. 42 00:02:30,185 --> 00:02:31,808 [muffled]: I'd really like to go home now. 43 00:02:31,946 --> 00:02:34,327 Come on, only a few more weeks left in the exhibit. 44 00:02:34,465 --> 00:02:35,674 You can do it. 45 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:37,399 Can I at least have my cell phone? 46 00:02:37,537 --> 00:02:40,540 Oh, George, you're just gonna use it to call for help. 47 00:02:40,679 --> 00:02:42,508 [sighs heavily] 48 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:44,165 Oh, and over here, 49 00:02:44,303 --> 00:02:48,031 oh, wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. 50 00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:51,828 Without them, there would be no Hollywood. 51 00:02:51,966 --> 00:02:55,107 James and Henry! 52 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,627 Who? 53 00:02:57,765 --> 00:02:59,249 Are you serious? 54 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,768 James and Henry. 55 00:03:00,906 --> 00:03:02,942 - Minions. - I know the Minions. 56 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,772 But I've never seen, uh 57 00:03:04,910 --> 00:03:06,187 James and Henry. 58 00:03:06,325 --> 00:03:08,499 - Yeah. Never heard of them. - Me neither. 59 00:03:08,638 --> 00:03:09,604 [stammers] 60 00:03:09,742 --> 00:03:11,779 This is insane! 61 00:03:11,917 --> 00:03:15,472 James and Henry are legends, and they changed Hollywood forever. 62 00:03:15,610 --> 00:03:17,785 Not just Hollywood, they changed the world. 63 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:19,200 And their story is epic. 64 00:03:19,338 --> 00:03:20,546 - [gasping, murmuring] - They're what? 65 00:03:20,684 --> 00:03:21,789 What is she talking about? 66 00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:23,756 You know what? Change of plans. 67 00:03:23,894 --> 00:03:25,068 Everybody, sit down. Now. 68 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,173 All of you. Come on, sit down. 69 00:03:27,311 --> 00:03:29,589 Tommy. You, too, Glasses and Mr. Johnson. 70 00:03:29,728 --> 00:03:31,971 And-and-and you, too, Bubble Girl. 71 00:03:32,109 --> 00:03:33,283 [pops] 72 00:03:34,905 --> 00:03:37,356 As you may know, throughout time, 73 00:03:37,494 --> 00:03:41,222 dozens of Minion tribes have been roaming our planet, 74 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,086 searching for the perfect villain 75 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:44,639 - to serve. - [burps] 76 00:03:44,777 --> 00:03:46,606 [Minions speaking Minionese excitedly, laughing] 77 00:03:46,745 --> 00:03:49,126 [singing "Blow the Man Down" in Minionese] 78 00:03:50,369 --> 00:03:52,371 ♪ Ho, ho ♪ [singing in Minionese] 79 00:03:52,509 --> 00:03:55,788 OLIVIA: And among them was a very special guy. 80 00:03:55,926 --> 00:03:57,997 That's him right there. 81 00:03:58,135 --> 00:03:59,378 James. 82 00:03:59,516 --> 00:04:01,898 He liked to draw, paint, but, above all, 83 00:04:02,036 --> 00:04:05,487 he loved to invent stories and share them with his buddies. 84 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:07,593 - Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka. - Huh? 85 00:04:07,731 --> 00:04:08,767 ¿Te gusta? 86 00:04:08,905 --> 00:04:10,941 Uh um, meh. 87 00:04:11,079 --> 00:04:12,943 JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric. [speaks Minionese] 88 00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:14,600 Huh? [sputters, mutters] 89 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:17,051 Hey, James! Hey! [speaks Minionese] Okay? 90 00:04:17,189 --> 00:04:19,432 [stammering]: Uh, uh, es Sí, sí. 91 00:04:19,570 --> 00:04:20,710 [groans] 92 00:04:20,848 --> 00:04:23,298 [grunting] 93 00:04:23,436 --> 00:04:25,369 OLIVIA: The rest of his tribe, however, 94 00:04:25,507 --> 00:04:27,751 they were just interested in one thing. 95 00:04:27,889 --> 00:04:29,477 [Minions gasp] 96 00:04:29,615 --> 00:04:31,548 MINIONS: Big Boss. Ooh 97 00:04:31,686 --> 00:04:35,172 OLIVIA: To serve the most evil master they can find. 98 00:04:36,415 --> 00:04:38,797 And this guy checked all the boxes. 99 00:04:38,935 --> 00:04:40,695 Scary? Check. 100 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,283 Burly? Check. 101 00:04:42,421 --> 00:04:44,250 - Super mean? - Ooh. 102 00:04:44,388 --> 00:04:46,356 - Pout! Pout! Pout! - [people groaning] 103 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,875 [laughing] 104 00:04:48,013 --> 00:04:49,531 OLIVIA: Double check. 105 00:04:49,669 --> 00:04:50,774 CYCLOPS: Oh. 106 00:04:50,912 --> 00:04:52,155 - [laughing] - MAN: No, no, no! 107 00:04:52,293 --> 00:04:53,777 - Pout! Pout! Pout! - [panicked shouting] 108 00:04:53,915 --> 00:04:55,434 [laughing] 109 00:04:55,572 --> 00:04:57,574 Pout! Pout! Pout! 110 00:04:57,712 --> 00:04:59,093 [panicked shouting] 111 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:01,129 OLIVIA: He was a perfect ten. 112 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:02,579 [laughing] 113 00:05:02,717 --> 00:05:05,168 [Minions shouting excitedly] 114 00:05:06,169 --> 00:05:07,964 MINIONS: Pout! Pout! Pout! 115 00:05:08,102 --> 00:05:10,552 [chattering happily] 116 00:05:10,690 --> 00:05:12,865 Pout! Pout! Pout! 117 00:05:13,003 --> 00:05:14,936 - [laughing] - [heavy thudding] 118 00:05:15,074 --> 00:05:17,939 OLIVIA: To show their new master how much they cared, 119 00:05:18,077 --> 00:05:20,459 the Minions did everything for him. 120 00:05:20,597 --> 00:05:23,600 [speaking Minionese] 121 00:05:23,738 --> 00:05:25,153 [James humming] 122 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,536 OLIVIA: But James wanted to go one step further 123 00:05:28,674 --> 00:05:33,092 and create something truly wonderful for his master. 124 00:05:33,230 --> 00:05:35,543 - [thudding footsteps] - Uh, uh, what? Ah. 125 00:05:35,681 --> 00:05:37,648 [Cyclops humming] 126 00:05:37,787 --> 00:05:39,443 Ah. Hey, Big Boss! 127 00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:41,618 Hey, looka! Looka! [speaking Minionese] 128 00:05:41,756 --> 00:05:43,551 - [Cyclops sighs] - [James laughs] 129 00:05:43,689 --> 00:05:45,484 Regarde! [grunts] 130 00:05:45,622 --> 00:05:46,968 C'est tu! [chuckles] 131 00:05:47,106 --> 00:05:48,418 Et c'est nous! 132 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,592 [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 133 00:05:50,730 --> 00:05:52,491 [laughing] 134 00:05:52,629 --> 00:05:53,837 Pout, pout, pout. 135 00:05:53,975 --> 00:05:55,390 JAMES: Uh 136 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:57,392 - No, pout, pout, pouta. No. - [Cyclops laughing] 137 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:59,291 - No. - [laughing, grunting] 138 00:05:59,429 --> 00:06:00,879 [grunts] Eh? 139 00:06:01,017 --> 00:06:02,535 [Cyclops gasps] 140 00:06:02,673 --> 00:06:03,847 [screaming] 141 00:06:03,985 --> 00:06:05,780 [gasps] Regarde! Regarde! 142 00:06:05,918 --> 00:06:07,540 [whimpering] 143 00:06:07,678 --> 00:06:09,370 [screaming] 144 00:06:09,508 --> 00:06:11,372 - [shouting in pain] - [shouting in Minionese] 145 00:06:11,510 --> 00:06:13,615 - [crashing] - [Cyclops cries out] 146 00:06:13,753 --> 00:06:15,307 Ah, ooh, ooh. 147 00:06:15,445 --> 00:06:17,688 - [crashing] - [grunting] 148 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,035 [cries out in pain] 149 00:06:19,173 --> 00:06:20,968 [whimpering] 150 00:06:21,106 --> 00:06:22,866 Uh, pulla, pulla [speaks Minionese] 151 00:06:23,004 --> 00:06:24,868 [straining] 152 00:06:25,006 --> 00:06:26,870 [grunting] 153 00:06:27,008 --> 00:06:29,217 Phew. 154 00:06:29,355 --> 00:06:30,391 [laughs] 155 00:06:30,529 --> 00:06:32,531 JAMES: Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no! 156 00:06:32,669 --> 00:06:35,327 ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! 157 00:06:37,053 --> 00:06:38,813 Oomph! [air squeaking] 158 00:06:38,951 --> 00:06:41,022 [screaming] 159 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,713 [pained grunting] 160 00:06:42,852 --> 00:06:44,094 [gasping] 161 00:06:44,232 --> 00:06:46,027 Ow! [grunting] 162 00:06:46,165 --> 00:06:47,684 Oh! Ooh! Oh! 163 00:06:47,822 --> 00:06:50,307 [screaming] 164 00:06:51,205 --> 00:06:52,309 - [thudding, squishing] - [gasping] 165 00:06:52,447 --> 00:06:54,691 - [grunts woozily] - [gags] 166 00:06:54,829 --> 00:06:56,727 - Oh, James. - James. 167 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,246 [chuckles sheepishly] 168 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,248 ♪ ♪ 169 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,594 [sighs] 170 00:07:01,732 --> 00:07:03,320 OLIVIA: The Minions were banished 171 00:07:03,458 --> 00:07:05,219 from the Cyclops's island that day, 172 00:07:05,357 --> 00:07:07,014 and everyone was mad at James. 173 00:07:07,152 --> 00:07:09,395 - [speaks Minionese] - James, James, James! 174 00:07:09,533 --> 00:07:11,984 [shouting angrily in Minionese, grunts] 175 00:07:12,122 --> 00:07:13,848 - Oh. - OLIVIA: Well, not everyone. 176 00:07:13,986 --> 00:07:16,955 - [laughing] - One other Minion found it very funny. 177 00:07:17,093 --> 00:07:18,818 Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout. 178 00:07:18,957 --> 00:07:20,510 [screaming in pain] 179 00:07:20,648 --> 00:07:22,443 [speaks Minionese, blows raspberry] 180 00:07:22,581 --> 00:07:24,100 [screaming in pain] 181 00:07:24,238 --> 00:07:26,171 Ayah, ouch. [groaning] 182 00:07:26,309 --> 00:07:28,449 [laughing, speaks Minionese] 183 00:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,416 OLIVIA: And that was Henry. 184 00:07:30,554 --> 00:07:33,454 - HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la. - [James chuckles] 185 00:07:34,248 --> 00:07:36,457 [speaking Minionese] 186 00:07:37,976 --> 00:07:39,322 Allez. 187 00:07:40,150 --> 00:07:43,464 [stutters] Hey, James. [speaking Minionese] 188 00:07:43,602 --> 00:07:45,052 Ah, sí, sí. 189 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:46,432 [rhythmic drumbeat] 190 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:48,227 Uh-uh. 191 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,231 Nope. Nope, nope, nope. 192 00:07:56,822 --> 00:07:58,099 Hey. 193 00:07:58,893 --> 00:08:00,688 [speaks Minionese] 194 00:08:01,861 --> 00:08:03,656 ♪ ♪ 195 00:08:03,794 --> 00:08:05,900 Huh? [laughs] 196 00:08:06,038 --> 00:08:07,971 [Henry laughing] 197 00:08:08,109 --> 00:08:09,214 Mee-ta Henry. 198 00:08:09,352 --> 00:08:11,216 Ah, bello. Mee-ta James. 199 00:08:11,354 --> 00:08:13,908 - Tapioca? - Ah, oh, tapioca. 200 00:08:14,046 --> 00:08:15,220 [laughs] Ooh, hey. 201 00:08:15,358 --> 00:08:17,153 - [speaking Minionese] - Sí. 202 00:08:17,291 --> 00:08:19,258 [speaks Minionese excitedly] 203 00:08:19,396 --> 00:08:20,984 Oh, oh. [speaks Minionese] 204 00:08:21,122 --> 00:08:23,987 Hey, oh! [speaking Minionese] 205 00:08:24,125 --> 00:08:25,851 - Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí. - Sí. Sí. 206 00:08:25,989 --> 00:08:27,335 [laughing nervously] 207 00:08:27,473 --> 00:08:28,854 - Blah. - [sputters] 208 00:08:28,992 --> 00:08:30,649 - [both laughing] - [sighs] 209 00:08:30,787 --> 00:08:32,306 OLIVIA: And from that moment on, 210 00:08:32,444 --> 00:08:35,067 James and Henry were inseparable. 211 00:08:35,205 --> 00:08:38,726 The best of friends and by each other's side 212 00:08:38,864 --> 00:08:41,384 - no matter where they went - MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss! 213 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,732 - or who they worked for. - Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 214 00:08:45,871 --> 00:08:48,563 Their next master was extremely promising, 215 00:08:48,701 --> 00:08:52,982 very powerful and, more importantly, very evil. 216 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:57,607 And his book-- ooh, dear me, it had some wicked spells in it. 217 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,333 Misha stroganoff. 218 00:08:59,471 --> 00:09:01,404 [vocalizing, whistling] 219 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,095 Oh la la la. [speaking Minionese] 220 00:09:03,233 --> 00:09:04,648 [shouts in foreign language] 221 00:09:04,786 --> 00:09:06,029 Brush up! Brush up! 222 00:09:06,167 --> 00:09:08,100 [speaks Minionese, laughs nervously] 223 00:09:08,963 --> 00:09:11,759 No touch of la bookiski. 224 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:15,797 - No touch of! - Okay, okay. No touch of. 225 00:09:18,179 --> 00:09:19,422 Ah. [laughing] 226 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,665 - No touch of! - [yelps] Bah no, no. 227 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:24,220 [hushed]: Hey, James. James. 228 00:09:24,358 --> 00:09:25,911 Come here, come here. Looka. 229 00:09:26,049 --> 00:09:27,464 Touch of la bookiski. 230 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:29,984 [chuckles]: Oh. 231 00:09:30,122 --> 00:09:31,675 Looka. Come here, come here. 232 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:32,883 [grunts] 233 00:09:33,022 --> 00:09:33,884 Oh. 234 00:09:34,023 --> 00:09:35,748 Bella la monstra. 235 00:09:35,886 --> 00:09:37,026 [laughing] 236 00:09:37,164 --> 00:09:40,063 Ooh la. Ooh. 237 00:09:41,133 --> 00:09:42,755 Oh, oh! La! La rabbit! 238 00:09:42,893 --> 00:09:45,172 Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella. 239 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,794 Uh [clears throat] 240 00:09:46,932 --> 00:09:49,521 [speaking foreign language] 241 00:09:49,659 --> 00:09:50,970 ♪ ♪ 242 00:09:51,109 --> 00:09:52,248 [crackling] 243 00:09:52,386 --> 00:09:53,939 - [Minions gasping] - [soft rumbling] 244 00:09:54,077 --> 00:09:56,459 - [exclaiming, whimpering] - [magical tinkling] 245 00:09:57,425 --> 00:10:00,808 [deep purring] 246 00:10:00,946 --> 00:10:02,154 BOTH: Aw. 247 00:10:02,292 --> 00:10:03,776 [speaks Minionese] cute-a. 248 00:10:03,914 --> 00:10:05,606 [chirps] 249 00:10:05,744 --> 00:10:06,917 [roaring viciously] 250 00:10:07,056 --> 00:10:08,160 [screaming] 251 00:10:08,298 --> 00:10:10,542 [wind whistling] 252 00:10:12,751 --> 00:10:13,821 [snarling] 253 00:10:15,271 --> 00:10:18,343 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no! 254 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:21,415 [Wizard shouting in foreign language] 255 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:23,934 [wind whistles] 256 00:10:24,073 --> 00:10:26,351 [screaming] 257 00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:29,216 [cries out] 258 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:32,288 [panting, whimpering] 259 00:10:33,185 --> 00:10:35,739 Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed. 260 00:10:36,775 --> 00:10:38,915 Command-Zed! 261 00:10:39,053 --> 00:10:40,744 - Undo! - [growling] 262 00:10:40,882 --> 00:10:42,643 Command-Zed! 263 00:10:42,781 --> 00:10:43,954 Undo! 264 00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:46,405 [strained growling, roaring] 265 00:10:48,373 --> 00:10:50,582 [bellowing] 266 00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:56,139 [crackling] 267 00:10:56,277 --> 00:10:58,279 [Minions groaning weakly] 268 00:10:58,417 --> 00:11:02,111 OLIVIA: Once again, the Minions had inadvertently lost a master. 269 00:11:02,249 --> 00:11:04,009 [groaning] 270 00:11:04,147 --> 00:11:05,217 Henry! [laughing] 271 00:11:05,355 --> 00:11:07,046 OLIVIA: On the plus side, 272 00:11:07,185 --> 00:11:09,394 James and Henry's friendship became stronger that day 273 00:11:09,532 --> 00:11:10,947 - Uh - Uh [laughs nervously] 274 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:12,397 OLIVIA: even if it made 275 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,261 some of the other Minions unhappy. 276 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:17,574 [speaking Minionese angrily] 277 00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:19,335 [grunts] 278 00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,302 [snickering] 279 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,373 [gasping, panting] 280 00:11:23,511 --> 00:11:25,341 [strained grunting] 281 00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:27,550 OLIVIA: Oh, this is Ed, by the way. 282 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,415 He's a friendly Minion who is a bit hard of hearing. 283 00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,279 [blows raspberry] 284 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:35,282 So they came up with a way of communicating with each other. 285 00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:37,732 - Y polenta, la mango. - Mm-hmm. 286 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,148 [grunts] 287 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:41,046 [laughing] 288 00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:42,461 Come here. 289 00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:43,945 Huh? 290 00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,850 ♪ ♪ 291 00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:56,303 OLIVIA: And so the Minions went from one boss to the next. 292 00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:57,994 And there were many. 293 00:11:58,132 --> 00:11:59,754 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:59,892 --> 00:12:01,066 [growling] 295 00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:03,172 - The Big Boss! - [cheering] 296 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,243 [toilet flushing] 297 00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:08,177 CHRIS: Uh, buddies. [stammers] 298 00:12:08,315 --> 00:12:10,040 Por favor. [whimpers] 299 00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,628 Uh. Huh? Ah! 300 00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:12,767 [grunts] 301 00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:14,286 [mummy screams] 302 00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,875 MINIONS: Oh, Chris! 303 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,740 - [pirate laughing] - [Minions growling] 304 00:12:19,878 --> 00:12:21,466 [Minions shouting] 305 00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,295 [grunts] 306 00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:26,333 [pirate screams] 307 00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:28,058 MINIONS: Oh, Bill. 308 00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,267 [pirate screaming] 309 00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:31,614 [snoring] 310 00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,066 MINIONS: Oh, Patrick. 311 00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,414 [shouting in Minionese, grunting] 312 00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:41,693 - [bamboo creaking] - Huh? 313 00:12:42,487 --> 00:12:44,074 MINIONS: Oh, Brian. 314 00:12:44,213 --> 00:12:46,007 ♪ ♪ 315 00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,733 OLIVIA: But after a while, 316 00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,840 they couldn't find any more evil masters to serve. 317 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,223 For a very long time, the Minions wandered about, 318 00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,742 tired and losing hope. 319 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,054 [panting] 320 00:12:58,192 --> 00:13:00,056 Okay. [speaking Minionese] 321 00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:01,057 Okay? 322 00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:02,610 [speaking Minionese] 323 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,474 OLIVIA: And that very bossy Minion there, 324 00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:06,200 that's Dick. 325 00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:08,098 He barked at everyone to make camp for the night. 326 00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:09,583 - [James and Henry laughing] - Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 327 00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,895 [speaking Minionese] 328 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,381 OLIVIA: Now, because of their nonstop 329 00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:16,969 blabbering and giggling, Dick ordered Henry and James 330 00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:20,628 to go sleep away from everyone else, as per usual. 331 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,423 - [snoring] - Which was fine with them, 332 00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,460 as it meant they could stay up all night 333 00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:27,773 discussing the meaning of life, the cosmos, 334 00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:29,879 their hopes, their dreams. 335 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,226 [James and Henry speaking Minionese] 336 00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:35,712 - HENRY: Ooh la la. [speaks Minionese] - JAMES: Bank you. 337 00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,611 - Bellissimo, James. - Uh-huh. 338 00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:38,819 Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick. 339 00:13:38,957 --> 00:13:40,269 [speaks Minionese] asparagus. 340 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,685 Mick or no. Mick or no. Mick or no. 341 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,551 - [laughing] - DICK: Hey, yo! Henry, James! Sleepa! 342 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:47,655 [growls in frustration] 343 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,486 [snickering, laughing quietly] 344 00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:54,697 [Henry and James snoring] 345 00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,528 [snoring continues] 346 00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:00,979 DICK: Hey. [speaking Minionese] 347 00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:02,429 Go, go, go. 348 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,086 - Hey, Henry, wake up. - Huh? [speaks Minionese] 349 00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:06,847 [speaking Minionese] 350 00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,540 - [speaks Minionese] - [stutters, speaks Minionese] 351 00:14:10,678 --> 00:14:12,577 OLIVIA: Oof. And with that, 352 00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:15,200 Dick lost his temper again. 353 00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:19,480 And he said all he had on his mind about the two friends. 354 00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:23,381 Henry thought long and hard about Dick's remarks 355 00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:24,761 and decided to punch him. 356 00:14:24,899 --> 00:14:26,798 - [speaks Minionese] - [Dick whimpering] 357 00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:29,456 But thankfully Ed intervened, 358 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:32,217 signed for his friend to calm down, 359 00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,805 breathe deeply 360 00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:35,979 - and - Hey. Hey! [grunts] 361 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,843 punched Dick himself. 362 00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,880 - [shouting] - [Dick stammering] 363 00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:42,296 Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt. [speaks Minionese] Okay? 364 00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:43,849 - [grunting] - [clamoring] 365 00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,437 OLIVIA: Well, this seemed like 366 00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:46,852 - the breaking point - Looka! 367 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,751 but then Dick saw something 368 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,961 that would change the Minions' lives forever. 369 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,790 Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah! 370 00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:56,517 - [gunfire] - ♪ ♪ 371 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,210 [dings] 372 00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,660 [dreamily]: Big Boss. 373 00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,352 ERIC: Hey, buddies! 374 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,906 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 375 00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:08,046 [gunfire] 376 00:15:10,289 --> 00:15:12,050 [shouting excitedly] 377 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,638 [laughing] 378 00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:15,640 [exclaims] 379 00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:19,368 - [Minions shouting] - [horses whinnying] 380 00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:24,442 MINIONS: Bye-bye! 381 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,995 [Minions shouting excitedly] 382 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,204 - What the? - [train whistle blowing] 383 00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:29,861 Hyah! 384 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,972 - [Minions chattering] - [grunting] 385 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,112 [whimpering] 386 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,251 [shouting in Minionese] 387 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:43,771 [screaming] 388 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,773 - [Klaxon horn honking] - Huh? Buddies, looka! 389 00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,120 - [guns popping] - [bandit yelps] 390 00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:52,124 To the train! 391 00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,230 - [bandit whimpers] - [Minions chatter] 392 00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,128 - Follow him! [grunts] - Get on up! Get after him! 393 00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,165 Go, go, go! 394 00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,822 Hmm? [gasps] 395 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,031 - After him! - Come here, you little 396 00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:05,517 [strained grunting] 397 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,382 - Hey! [yelling] - [grunts] 398 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,694 [whistling] 399 00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:10,971 [grunts] 400 00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:12,282 Huh? Oh. 401 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:13,422 [laughs] 402 00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:16,666 - [Minions chattering] - [bandit whimpers] 403 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,153 [yelps] 404 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,122 Hey! Down here! 405 00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:30,404 [whimpers, grunts] 406 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,957 [grunts] 407 00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,338 Buddies! Helpa me! 408 00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,789 - [bandit screaming] - [clamoring] 409 00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,307 [gasps] 410 00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,344 [yelling, straining] 411 00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,450 [clamoring continues] 412 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,693 [straining, yelling] 413 00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:48,249 [strained grunting] 414 00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:49,527 [Minions shouting] 415 00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:51,632 - What? Oh! - [engine sputtering] 416 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,082 [screams] 417 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,635 [clamoring] 418 00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:55,912 [bandit grunting] 419 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,776 - Whoa, whoa! - [engine sputtering] 420 00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:01,021 ["Hooray for Hollywood" playing] 421 00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,850 [grunting] 422 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,026 - Big Boss! Hey! - [Minions laughing] 423 00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:07,579 [shrieks, whimpers] 424 00:17:07,717 --> 00:17:10,064 [screaming] 425 00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,343 - [Minions shouting] - [man yelps] 426 00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,862 [shouting in Minionese] 427 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,036 [laughing] 428 00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:17,520 - Uh, oh. - Oh. 429 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,765 - [speaks Minionese] - [laughs] 430 00:17:20,903 --> 00:17:22,145 [shouting in Minionese] 431 00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,493 [laughing] 432 00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,840 [people shouting and screaming] 433 00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:30,706 [screaming] 434 00:17:30,844 --> 00:17:32,293 Hey, hey, looka. 435 00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:33,536 [train whistle blowing] 436 00:17:33,674 --> 00:17:35,055 - Toot, toot! - [laughing] 437 00:17:35,193 --> 00:17:38,196 - [whistle continues blowing] - [woman exclaims] 438 00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,163 [whimpering] 439 00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,614 [shouting excitedly] 440 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:47,205 [panting, screaming] 441 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,966 [Minions shouting] 442 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,245 [laughing] 443 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,317 [chattering] 444 00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,148 [grunting] 445 00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,392 - [bandit screams] - [shouting] 446 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:03,877 [grunts] 447 00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:06,327 [laughing, shouting] 448 00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:08,157 Uh, uh, oh. 449 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,607 [strained grunting] 450 00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,022 Oh, oh, oh. 451 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,610 [yells] 452 00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:15,026 [grunts] 453 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,925 [shouting] 454 00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,656 [man yelps] 455 00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:27,486 - Hey. Toot, toot! - [train whistle blowing] 456 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,558 - [laughing] Toot! - Toot! 457 00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,904 - [whistling stops] - [gasps] -Agh. 458 00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,112 - [speaks Minionese] Broke off. - Huh? 459 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,079 - Toot, toot! - [laughing] 460 00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,494 - Toot, toot, toot! - Toot, toot! 461 00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,876 - [laughing] - [car horn honks] 462 00:18:38,912 --> 00:18:40,534 [stammering] 463 00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:42,571 - [woman speaking softly] - [baby babbling] 464 00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,745 [screams] Buddies, go, go! 465 00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,575 Toot, toot! 466 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,231 [screams] 467 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,613 [straining] 468 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:52,028 [screams] 469 00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:57,724 [giggling] 470 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:58,794 [Minions sigh] 471 00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:00,934 Ah! [shouting in Minionese] 472 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,731 - [shouting in Minionese] - [man whimpering] 473 00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:07,354 [shouting in Minionese] 474 00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,425 [clowns whimpering] 475 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,806 [clown laughing] 476 00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:13,049 [whimpering] 477 00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,051 [Minions shouting excitedly] 478 00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,778 [screams] Please don't hurt me! 479 00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:20,091 MINIONS [dreamily]: Big Boss. 480 00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:21,955 Phew. 481 00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,335 [screams] Look out! 482 00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:24,992 HENRY: Kumquat? 483 00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:26,787 - MINIONS: Huh? - [gasps] 484 00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,099 BANDIT: Huh? 485 00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:29,859 No. [grunting] 486 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,793 [metallic screeching] 487 00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,106 [panicked shouting] 488 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:38,247 - [panicked shouting] - Stop! 489 00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:42,044 Sto 490 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,563 - op! - [train creaking] 491 00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:46,220 [steam hisses] 492 00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:51,018 [Minions grunt] 493 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,606 [plane engine sputtering] 494 00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:53,849 [crashing] 495 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,920 Toot, toot. 496 00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:58,060 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 497 00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,372 Okay, people, back to one. 498 00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,650 [crew groans] 499 00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:03,306 [growling]: And you! 500 00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,446 Do you have any idea what you have done? 501 00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:07,000 [speaking Minionese] 502 00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:09,002 la Boss y, uh, conducto [speaking Minionese] 503 00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,694 Huh? E la toot, toot. Y la James también. 504 00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:12,937 Sí, toot, toot. 505 00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:14,801 [speaking Minionese, shouting] 506 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,595 Stop! Stop. 507 00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,597 You've ruined everything. 508 00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:20,496 It was a perfect scene. 509 00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,430 All that work. All that money. All that effort. 510 00:20:23,568 --> 00:20:24,949 Uh [speaks Minionese] No? 511 00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:26,364 - Get out of here. - [Minions gasp] 512 00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:27,952 You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. 513 00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:28,987 - And you. - Me? 514 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,609 Definitely you. Get out! 515 00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:33,474 - Out! Out, out, out, out, out! - [Minions whimpering] 516 00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,442 - Out! - [yelps, whimpers] 517 00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:39,342 Verschwindet! 518 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,034 Let's go again. 519 00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,483 MAN: Uh, hey, boss. 520 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,244 We're out of film. 521 00:20:44,382 --> 00:20:45,901 [exhales] 522 00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,593 This is not going to go down well. 523 00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,940 ♪ ♪ 524 00:20:57,844 --> 00:20:59,224 [Klaxon horn honks] 525 00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,817 [muttering quietly in German] 526 00:21:07,923 --> 00:21:10,063 FRANK: You tell that no-talent bum 527 00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,375 if he messes up again, he's fired! 528 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,515 And then send him a bottle of champagne 529 00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,621 because it's his birthday. [chuckles] 530 00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,037 Oh! There he is. 531 00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:20,970 - Our favorite director. - [chuckles nervously] 532 00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:22,282 Hello, Mr. Bright. 533 00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,008 - Mr. Bright. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 534 00:21:24,146 --> 00:21:25,630 - [yells] - All right, let's see what you shot. 535 00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:26,631 [strained grunting] 536 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,115 Roll the scene, now. 537 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,083 We are so excited to see it. 538 00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,532 Come on, let's go. 539 00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,258 Just so you know, Mr. Bright, 540 00:21:33,396 --> 00:21:34,812 we had [gulps] 541 00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,124 a small problem. 542 00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,332 A problem? 543 00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:40,576 Is just a puzzle for friends to solve. 544 00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:42,578 Problems cost money, Elwood. 545 00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:44,062 If this scene is terrible, 546 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,170 you will never work in this town again. 547 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,585 But we're sure you'll do great 548 00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,552 in any number of other towns. [chuckles] 549 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:52,899 [Max chuckles weakly] 550 00:21:53,037 --> 00:21:54,590 Roll the scene, please, and thank you. 551 00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:56,765 - [film projector clicking] - [piano playing jaunty tune] 552 00:22:02,011 --> 00:22:04,082 ♪ ♪ 553 00:22:10,848 --> 00:22:13,574 [dramatic piano music plays] 554 00:22:18,752 --> 00:22:20,789 [whimpers]: Ooh, here we go. 555 00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:23,136 ♪ ♪ 556 00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,759 What is going on? 557 00:22:25,897 --> 00:22:28,210 MAX: I know. That's what I was trying to tell you at the 558 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,280 [whimpers] 559 00:22:29,418 --> 00:22:30,937 [Frank grunts] 560 00:22:31,075 --> 00:22:32,835 What are those things? 561 00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:34,768 Uh they, uh 562 00:22:34,906 --> 00:22:36,218 FRANK: You changed the whole scene. 563 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,978 - [dramatic chords] - MAX: But I didn't. 564 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:40,947 I oh, boy, I didn't. 565 00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:42,707 It's genius! 566 00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:44,053 What? 567 00:22:44,191 --> 00:22:45,744 [jaunty music continues] 568 00:22:45,883 --> 00:22:47,401 The scene, it's great. 569 00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,265 It's better than great. I love it! 570 00:22:49,403 --> 00:22:52,027 Those sickly children, oh, they're fantastic. 571 00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,787 They have to be in every shot of the movie. 572 00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:55,340 Uh yeah. 573 00:22:55,478 --> 00:22:57,377 [laughs nervously] Okay. Absolutely. 574 00:22:57,515 --> 00:23:00,518 I'm going to get my very good friends-- 575 00:23:00,656 --> 00:23:02,934 just those, uh, uh, what's their names-- 576 00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:05,350 and put them in the movie! 577 00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:06,973 [laughs nervously] 578 00:23:07,111 --> 00:23:09,251 [music ends] 579 00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,286 Sam? 580 00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:11,840 Elwood? 581 00:23:11,978 --> 00:23:13,738 Would you mind playing it? 582 00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,153 All right. 583 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,742 [playing "As Time Goes By"] 584 00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,125 Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie. 585 00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:24,231 Ah, yes, it is, Elwood. 586 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:27,303 Schnell! Schnell! Get me my car! 587 00:23:27,441 --> 00:23:29,271 - [Klaxon horn blaring] - Faster, faster! 588 00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,721 We need to find them. Where are they? 589 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:32,895 Get out of the way! 590 00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:34,759 Move it, move it! 591 00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:36,209 [horns honking] 592 00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:40,558 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 593 00:23:40,696 --> 00:23:42,042 Give women the vote! 594 00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,802 - Give women the vote! - Take the next right. 595 00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:45,528 They could be on Sunset. 596 00:23:46,944 --> 00:23:48,635 - Ah. - Ah. 597 00:23:48,773 --> 00:23:50,671 Oh, looka! [speaks Minionese] 598 00:23:50,809 --> 00:23:51,983 Ooh, ooh, ooh! 599 00:23:52,121 --> 00:23:53,812 - [grunts] - [speaks Minionese] 600 00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:55,504 [grunting] 601 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,057 [Henry laughing] Mmm! 602 00:23:57,195 --> 00:23:58,334 [gasps] Hey, hey! 603 00:23:58,472 --> 00:24:00,681 [chattering in Minionese] 604 00:24:02,891 --> 00:24:03,926 [hocks, spits] 605 00:24:04,064 --> 00:24:05,341 Oh. 606 00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:07,033 [laughing] 607 00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:08,620 [speaking Minionese] 608 00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:09,759 Eh, looka. 609 00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,623 [hocks, spits] 610 00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:13,556 [laughter] 611 00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:15,869 [speaks Minionese, hocks, spits] 612 00:24:16,007 --> 00:24:17,664 - [laughter] - VENDOR: Hey! 613 00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:19,700 - MEN: Huh? - Don't let 'em get away! 614 00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,012 [angry shouting] 615 00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,703 - [police whistle blowing] - Huh? 616 00:24:22,841 --> 00:24:24,533 [whimpering, screaming] 617 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,844 - [shouting in Minionese] - [whimpering] 618 00:24:25,983 --> 00:24:27,156 DICK: Huh? [stammering] 619 00:24:27,294 --> 00:24:28,709 - [screams] - [whimpering] 620 00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:30,159 [angry shouting] 621 00:24:32,058 --> 00:24:34,267 [frantic chattering] 622 00:24:35,716 --> 00:24:37,373 - [bicycle bell ringing] - BICYCLIST: Whoa! 623 00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:39,375 - [tires screeching] - [frantic chattering] 624 00:24:39,513 --> 00:24:40,618 [screams] 625 00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:42,378 [cries out] 626 00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:43,345 [neighing] 627 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,795 - [Klaxon horn honks] - [gasps] 628 00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:47,314 [Klaxon horn honks] 629 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,902 [laughs]: My boys! 630 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,318 I've been looking all over for you. Get in, get in. 631 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,975 - MAN: There they are! - Uh 632 00:24:53,113 --> 00:24:54,563 - [Dick yelps] - Get those little guys! 633 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,771 [shouts in Minionese] 634 00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,807 - Quick, quick. - [grunting] 635 00:24:57,946 --> 00:24:59,085 DICK: Go, go, go! 636 00:24:59,223 --> 00:25:00,949 [tires squealing] 637 00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:03,606 MAN: Don't let them get away! 638 00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:05,401 MINIONS: Banana! 639 00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:07,645 [excited chattering in Minionese] 640 00:25:07,783 --> 00:25:10,751 [muffled chatter] 641 00:25:10,889 --> 00:25:12,305 [muffled laughing] 642 00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:13,996 [speaking Minionese] 643 00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:16,205 Wunderbar. Wunderbar. 644 00:25:16,343 --> 00:25:17,931 Uh, first things first. 645 00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:19,277 Who are you? 646 00:25:19,415 --> 00:25:20,796 - [speaks Minionese] Henry. - Y James. 647 00:25:20,934 --> 00:25:22,418 [speaks Minionese] Dick. 648 00:25:24,386 --> 00:25:25,663 - [speaks Minionese] Ed. - Uh 649 00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:27,182 - Soy Peter! - [speaks Minionese] Ken. 650 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,599 [Minions shouting out names] 651 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,118 [stammering] 652 00:25:32,256 --> 00:25:34,327 Is-is there a name I can just call all of you? 653 00:25:34,465 --> 00:25:35,569 Bah 654 00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:36,777 Minions. 655 00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:39,435 Look, Minions, my name is Max. 656 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:40,954 MINIONS: Bello, Max! 657 00:25:41,092 --> 00:25:42,749 Yeah, hi. 658 00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:45,027 Okay, I'm so sorry about earlier. 659 00:25:45,165 --> 00:25:47,961 So, I would like to work with you. 660 00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,894 We should make movies. 661 00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:51,102 - Movies? - Movies? 662 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,414 - Movies? - Huh? 663 00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,485 You don't know what movies are? 664 00:25:54,623 --> 00:25:55,969 Mm 665 00:25:56,107 --> 00:26:00,525 Movies are stories that play out right in front of you, 666 00:26:00,663 --> 00:26:05,047 and people love them and people love the people who make them. 667 00:26:05,185 --> 00:26:07,015 [speaks Minionese] storya. 668 00:26:07,153 --> 00:26:09,741 James [speaks Minionese] La storya. 669 00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:11,329 Le movies? ¿Para mí? 670 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,469 - Sí, James. Sí! - [James laughing] 671 00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:16,024 ♪ ♪ 672 00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:19,027 Welcome to Bright Brothers Pictures, 673 00:26:19,165 --> 00:26:21,926 where we make all kinds of movies. 674 00:26:22,064 --> 00:26:23,721 Oh, oh! 675 00:26:23,859 --> 00:26:25,274 [laughs] 676 00:26:26,137 --> 00:26:28,070 - Hello, Josh. - JOSH: Hey, Sam. 677 00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:32,109 Perfect. 678 00:26:33,662 --> 00:26:35,629 [spluttering] 679 00:26:38,356 --> 00:26:39,909 All right, positions, everybody! 680 00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:42,084 - Find your mark - [busy chatter continues] 681 00:26:42,222 --> 00:26:44,431 ♪ ♪ 682 00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,473 [grunting] 683 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,097 Whoo! 684 00:27:00,171 --> 00:27:01,517 - [cork pops] - [cheering] 685 00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:03,692 It's a wrap. Congratulations, everyone! 686 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,107 [excited chatter] 687 00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:06,798 [stammers] 688 00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:08,766 Fantástico! 689 00:27:08,904 --> 00:27:10,008 It is fantástico. 690 00:27:10,147 --> 00:27:11,700 It's exciting, isn't it? 691 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,254 Oh! [speaking Minionese excitedly] 692 00:27:14,392 --> 00:27:16,429 Ah, James, I love your enthusiasm. 693 00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,465 How about you gentlemen? 694 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,571 - Do you want to make movies, too? - [cheering] 695 00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:22,987 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. No maka le movies. 696 00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,989 [speaking Minionese] Big Boss. 697 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,370 - JAMES: Mm. -Uh - [shouting] 698 00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:28,268 - [laughter] - Le movies! 699 00:27:28,406 --> 00:27:30,512 Excellent. Let's get to work. 700 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:35,448 So, I need you to act in a, mm, very simple scene. 701 00:27:35,586 --> 00:27:39,624 Here. You stay here, and I shall return. 702 00:27:39,762 --> 00:27:40,970 Uh 703 00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:42,455 - [lights thump] - Oh. 704 00:27:42,593 --> 00:27:43,835 MAX: Okay, listen up. 705 00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:45,285 So here's the scene. 706 00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:46,976 You see those large, heavily armed men? 707 00:27:47,115 --> 00:27:50,048 They suspect you have killed their leader, 708 00:27:50,187 --> 00:27:52,120 and they want you dead. 709 00:27:52,258 --> 00:27:53,224 [imitates slicing]: Gweek. 710 00:27:53,362 --> 00:27:54,605 Uh, gweek? 711 00:27:54,743 --> 00:27:56,296 - All right, I need you - [whimpers] 712 00:27:56,434 --> 00:27:59,334 to really sell the drama. 713 00:27:59,472 --> 00:28:01,750 You do a good job, and you're hired! 714 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,787 You fail, it's back to wandering the streets, 715 00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,341 scavenging for food. 716 00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:08,481 Have fun with it! 717 00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:09,654 Okay! 718 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:11,725 Ready, action! 719 00:28:11,863 --> 00:28:13,106 - Attack! - [angry shouting] 720 00:28:13,244 --> 00:28:14,211 [screaming] 721 00:28:14,349 --> 00:28:15,660 Uh, buddies? [screams] 722 00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:17,455 - [screams] - [grunting] 723 00:28:17,593 --> 00:28:19,561 No, no, no, no, no! [screams] 724 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,356 - [cries out] - [yells] 725 00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:23,841 - [angry shouting] - [whimpering] Henry! 726 00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:24,945 [whimpers] 727 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:27,672 Henry, helpa! [whimpers] 728 00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:28,915 [growling] 729 00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:30,917 [shouting in Minionese] 730 00:28:31,055 --> 00:28:33,195 [grunting] 731 00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,267 Buddies! [speaks Minionese] 732 00:28:36,405 --> 00:28:38,511 - [chainsaw buzzing] - [shouting] 733 00:28:41,341 --> 00:28:43,032 - [yells] - Help! 734 00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:44,310 [grunts] 735 00:28:44,448 --> 00:28:46,381 - [laughing, munching] - [screams] 736 00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:50,281 [screaming, grunting] 737 00:28:50,419 --> 00:28:52,180 - [yells] - [pained grunt] 738 00:28:52,318 --> 00:28:53,181 [high-pitched scream] 739 00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:54,285 - Skoal! - Skoal! 740 00:28:54,423 --> 00:28:55,873 - [grunts] - [whimpers] 741 00:28:56,011 --> 00:28:57,978 - [whimpers] - Hey. 742 00:28:58,116 --> 00:28:59,014 [screaming] 743 00:28:59,152 --> 00:29:00,429 Cut! 744 00:29:00,567 --> 00:29:02,086 - [stage bell ringing] - [actors moaning] 745 00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:03,674 - Huh? - [speaks Minionese] 746 00:29:03,812 --> 00:29:06,159 Okay, that was 747 00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,748 [laughing]: perfect! 748 00:29:08,886 --> 00:29:10,991 [cheering] 749 00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:15,789 Minions, are you ready to become stars? 750 00:29:15,927 --> 00:29:19,310 And I mean the biggest stars the world has ever seen? 751 00:29:19,448 --> 00:29:21,519 [cheering excitedly] 752 00:29:21,657 --> 00:29:24,626 - [Max laughing] - [cheering continues] 753 00:29:26,662 --> 00:29:28,112 [radio stations changing] 754 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,838 - Honey, it's starting. - [theme music playing] 755 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,667 Oh, goodie. 756 00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:33,393 NARRATOR [over radio]: On this beautiful spring day of '27, 757 00:29:33,531 --> 00:29:35,499 the world has never been a better place. 758 00:29:35,637 --> 00:29:37,742 The economy is forever booming 759 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,469 with no sign of slowing down ever. 760 00:29:40,607 --> 00:29:42,195 People have never been so happy, 761 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,094 and the future has never looked so bright. 762 00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:47,545 Meanwhile, over in Hollywood, 763 00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:49,582 the new stars of the silver screen 764 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,584 took the world by storm and changed the face 765 00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:54,172 of the motion picture industry forever 766 00:29:54,311 --> 00:29:57,348 with movies like The Good, the Bad and the Stupids, 767 00:29:57,486 --> 00:29:59,868 Look Behind You And Then Down 768 00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,974 and They Came from the Stars to Hit You With a Frying Pan! 769 00:30:03,112 --> 00:30:05,218 Part Four: Target Miami Beach. 770 00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:08,877 The Minions have become the kings of the box office, 771 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,224 and it seems like the public just can't get enough of them. 772 00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:12,881 [laughter] 773 00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,952 We spent weeks with the super-mini sensations, 774 00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:17,644 and we're going to let you in on a few of their secrets. 775 00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:19,819 Our boys have moved into a luxurious house 776 00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:21,752 in Beverly Hills 777 00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:23,857 where they'll be able to enjoy 778 00:30:23,995 --> 00:30:25,928 a comfortably large game room 779 00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,171 [shouting happily] 780 00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:28,724 [Minions groaning] 781 00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:31,071 and an equally comfortable gigantic sauna. 782 00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,970 [Minions grunt, groan] 783 00:30:33,108 --> 00:30:34,523 Their lives have changed 784 00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:36,560 - since fame hit them. - WOMAN: Look, Minions! 785 00:30:36,698 --> 00:30:38,631 NARRATOR: They can't go anywhere without being recognized. 786 00:30:38,769 --> 00:30:42,117 - [fans shouting] - [laughs] Run, boys, run! 787 00:30:42,911 --> 00:30:45,707 Looks are everything in Tinseltown, 788 00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,156 and the Minions are always on the hunt 789 00:30:47,295 --> 00:30:50,298 for the hottest, most modern looks. 790 00:30:50,436 --> 00:30:52,783 ♪ ♪ 791 00:30:53,611 --> 00:30:55,372 What trendsetters. 792 00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:58,098 What fashion icons. 793 00:30:58,236 --> 00:30:59,790 And not only that, 794 00:30:59,928 --> 00:31:03,172 now there's Minions merchandise. 795 00:31:03,311 --> 00:31:05,727 What will they think of next? 796 00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,176 ♪ ♪ 797 00:31:07,315 --> 00:31:09,731 And boy, Hollywood has never seen parties 798 00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,216 like the ones those classy gentlemen are throwing. 799 00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:13,804 [elephant trumpets] 800 00:31:13,942 --> 00:31:16,600 Yes, the Minions are on top of the world. 801 00:31:16,738 --> 00:31:18,947 They truly have it all. 802 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,121 ♪ ♪ 803 00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,779 [stage bell ringing] 804 00:31:25,402 --> 00:31:26,472 [sighs] 805 00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:28,094 [slurping] 806 00:31:30,648 --> 00:31:31,891 JAMES: Bank you, bank you. 807 00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:33,548 [speaking Minionese] 808 00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:35,273 Okay? Hah. [speaks Minionese] 809 00:31:35,412 --> 00:31:38,207 [speaking rapidly in Minionese] 810 00:31:38,346 --> 00:31:40,865 [grunting] 811 00:31:41,832 --> 00:31:42,660 [grunts] 812 00:31:42,798 --> 00:31:44,731 - Gooda, huh? - Loving it. 813 00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,423 - [laughs, grunts] - [shrieks] 814 00:31:47,147 --> 00:31:48,804 - [grunts] - [shouts in Minionese] 815 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,081 [coughs] 816 00:31:50,219 --> 00:31:51,635 [speaking Minionese, gasps] 817 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:54,983 [speaking Minionese] 818 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,674 Para aquí, eh? 819 00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:57,986 Aquí. 820 00:31:58,849 --> 00:32:00,333 - Wow. - Incredible. 821 00:32:00,471 --> 00:32:02,335 Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei! 822 00:32:02,473 --> 00:32:05,027 [speaking Minionese] película. Looka. 823 00:32:05,165 --> 00:32:06,926 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 824 00:32:07,064 --> 00:32:08,099 - Okay? - On it. 825 00:32:08,237 --> 00:32:09,238 [speaks Minionese] 826 00:32:09,377 --> 00:32:12,345 [speaking Minionese] 827 00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:15,279 Okay? [speaking Minionese] 828 00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:16,970 [laughs]: James, my boy, 829 00:32:17,108 --> 00:32:19,283 you have a real gift for filmmaking. 830 00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:20,836 Ah, bank you. 831 00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:23,667 Ja, you have what it takes to become a director. 832 00:32:23,805 --> 00:32:25,703 There could even be an Oscar in your future. 833 00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:27,567 O-Oscar? [speaks Minionese] 834 00:32:27,705 --> 00:32:32,123 Ah, it's an award given out to the best films and filmmakers. 835 00:32:32,261 --> 00:32:33,918 Ah 836 00:32:34,747 --> 00:32:38,060 And the Oscar for the best movie ever goes to 837 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:39,372 [drumroll] 838 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:40,649 James. 839 00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,996 - [exclaiming, cheering] - [applause] 840 00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:46,690 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Bank you, bank you! 841 00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:48,519 [gasps] 842 00:32:48,657 --> 00:32:50,832 ♪ ♪ 843 00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,593 - Eh - [elephants trumpeting] 844 00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,112 Bank you! 845 00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,390 - Bank you [murmuring] - MAX: James. 846 00:32:57,528 --> 00:32:58,736 - James? - [murmuring continues] 847 00:32:58,874 --> 00:33:00,393 Are you all right, my friend? 848 00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:01,567 [microphone feedback] 849 00:33:01,705 --> 00:33:03,154 [both scream] 850 00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:05,191 W-Wait, wh-what's-what's happening? What is this? 851 00:33:05,329 --> 00:33:06,675 I'll tell you what it is. 852 00:33:06,813 --> 00:33:08,608 It's the future of cinema. 853 00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:10,058 Everyone's doing it, Max. 854 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:14,234 From now on, our movies are gonna have 855 00:33:14,372 --> 00:33:16,133 [over speakers]: sound. 856 00:33:16,271 --> 00:33:18,031 [Minions gasping] 857 00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:21,034 That right there, what I just said, that was sound. 858 00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,553 [exclaiming] 859 00:33:22,691 --> 00:33:24,106 - [chattering in Minionese] - [microphone thumps, feedback] 860 00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:27,765 I have a very good feeling about this. 861 00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:29,595 - [stage bell ringing] - Quiet, everyone. 862 00:33:29,733 --> 00:33:31,355 Are you ready, Henry? 863 00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:32,563 Ah, sí, sí, sí. 864 00:33:32,701 --> 00:33:34,462 This will be great. 865 00:33:35,601 --> 00:33:37,672 Okay, we're recording. 866 00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:40,019 And action. 867 00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:42,331 [audio track beeps] 868 00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:44,679 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 869 00:33:55,862 --> 00:33:58,002 You disappear from my life five years ago, 870 00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,316 and now you think you can come waltzing back in? 871 00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:03,939 Well, no. No, I say! 872 00:34:04,595 --> 00:34:07,840 Get lost, you handsome bastard. 873 00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:09,773 [gasps] 874 00:34:09,911 --> 00:34:12,292 Oh, Humphrey. [giggles] 875 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:15,295 My mother warned me about men like you. 876 00:34:20,577 --> 00:34:22,164 [clears throat] 877 00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:25,029 Mm, baby, 878 00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:27,825 piñata, carbonara, 879 00:34:27,963 --> 00:34:29,620 lasagna. 880 00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:31,484 - [smooching] - What? 881 00:34:31,622 --> 00:34:32,899 Was? 882 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:34,798 - What? - [smooching continues] 883 00:34:34,936 --> 00:34:36,213 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 884 00:34:36,351 --> 00:34:37,732 [bombs whistling] 885 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:41,459 Stay with us, Sarge. 886 00:34:41,598 --> 00:34:42,944 We need you. 887 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:46,188 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?! 888 00:34:46,326 --> 00:34:47,638 [groaning] 889 00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:50,745 [cries out in pain] 890 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,229 Yeah, Sarge? 891 00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,369 Sí 892 00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:56,095 chihuahua! 893 00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:57,268 [moaning] 894 00:34:57,406 --> 00:34:58,476 [grunts] 895 00:34:58,615 --> 00:34:59,616 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 896 00:34:59,754 --> 00:35:01,376 [laughing]: Chihuahua! 897 00:35:01,514 --> 00:35:03,412 [Frank growling] 898 00:35:04,275 --> 00:35:06,657 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 899 00:35:16,805 --> 00:35:18,635 [glass shatters] 900 00:35:19,463 --> 00:35:21,499 Oh, poop. 901 00:35:21,638 --> 00:35:23,053 MAX: Cut! 902 00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,710 Bikini. 903 00:35:24,848 --> 00:35:26,470 [blowing raspberries] 904 00:35:26,608 --> 00:35:28,265 [laughing] 905 00:35:28,403 --> 00:35:30,716 - [laughing continues] - Can I have a cup of coffee, please? 906 00:35:30,854 --> 00:35:32,441 Tiny bit of milk. 907 00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:34,651 Two sugars. 908 00:35:34,789 --> 00:35:36,342 Thank you. 909 00:35:37,308 --> 00:35:38,586 Balzac! 910 00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:41,796 This is a disaster! We've lost millions! 911 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,521 - [Minions gasp] - No. 912 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,593 - You know who I blame? - Them! 913 00:35:45,731 --> 00:35:47,215 Sadly, yes. 914 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,872 Get out of here! 915 00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:50,494 But we wish you the best of luck in your new endeavor, 916 00:35:50,632 --> 00:35:52,047 and we hope we can still be friends 917 00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:54,222 - who never speak to each other. - Leave. 918 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,638 And have a great life away from us. 919 00:35:56,776 --> 00:35:59,330 [speaking Minionese] 920 00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:02,333 Mbappé de Platini. 921 00:36:02,471 --> 00:36:03,611 [speaks Minionese] Oscar. 922 00:36:03,749 --> 00:36:05,129 O-Oscar? 923 00:36:05,267 --> 00:36:08,236 James, you're never going to win an Oscar. 924 00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:09,409 You're done. 925 00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:10,894 You're fired! 926 00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:12,758 - [gasping] - [door opens] 927 00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:14,552 [dogs barking] 928 00:36:14,691 --> 00:36:15,761 [growling] 929 00:36:15,899 --> 00:36:18,039 [sighing, moaning] 930 00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:20,904 - MAX: Goodbye, Ridley. - Goodbye, Max. 931 00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,320 - Auf Wiedersehen, Eric. - Bye-bye, Max. 932 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:26,288 - Hasta la vista, Quentin. - Bye-bye, Max. 933 00:36:26,426 --> 00:36:28,808 - Goodbye, Stephen. - Tschüss! 934 00:36:28,946 --> 00:36:31,431 - Ciao, Federico. - Bye-bye, Max. 935 00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:32,950 [groans] Dick. 936 00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:34,400 [grumbles]: Max. 937 00:36:35,781 --> 00:36:39,267 Henry, James, good luck, my friends. 938 00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,890 - [James whimpers] - Don't worry, boys. 939 00:36:42,028 --> 00:36:44,341 It's just a minor setback. 940 00:36:44,479 --> 00:36:45,687 - [crying] - [gasps] 941 00:36:45,825 --> 00:36:47,102 [crying continues] 942 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,794 Bank you. 943 00:36:48,932 --> 00:36:51,141 You're going to be fine, James. 944 00:36:51,279 --> 00:36:54,109 You're going to do great things. 945 00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:56,560 DICK: Henry! James! [shouts in Minionese] 946 00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,424 Bye-bye, Max. 947 00:37:01,323 --> 00:37:04,016 ♪ ♪ 948 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,613 - [gate rattling] - [Dick groans] 949 00:37:15,752 --> 00:37:17,374 No, no, no. 950 00:37:17,512 --> 00:37:18,582 ¿Por qué? 951 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,274 [shouting in Minionese, sobs] 952 00:37:21,412 --> 00:37:23,449 [thunder rumbling] 953 00:37:23,587 --> 00:37:26,417 [groans, mumbling in Minionese] 954 00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,109 [thunder crashing] 955 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,283 ♪ ♪ 956 00:37:32,423 --> 00:37:35,392 [panting] 957 00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:36,980 [thunder crashing] 958 00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:40,811 Ah [shouting in Minionese] 959 00:37:40,949 --> 00:37:43,158 [Minions panting] 960 00:37:44,159 --> 00:37:45,851 [distant thunder crashing] 961 00:37:46,714 --> 00:37:47,784 [grunts] 962 00:37:47,922 --> 00:37:50,131 [Minions murmuring] 963 00:37:51,684 --> 00:37:53,272 Uh, okay. 964 00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:54,894 [speaks Minionese] 965 00:37:55,032 --> 00:37:57,172 [murmuring quietly] 966 00:38:08,011 --> 00:38:10,841 [sighs, speaks Minionese] 967 00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:13,982 Hey, Victor, bood night. 968 00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,053 - VICTOR: Bood night, Peter. - Hey, Nick, bood night. 969 00:38:16,191 --> 00:38:17,917 - Ha, bood night, Greg. - Bood night, George. 970 00:38:18,055 --> 00:38:19,332 - Bood night, Stephen. - Bood night, Bruno. 971 00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,851 - Bood night, Julian. - Thomas, bood night. 972 00:38:20,989 --> 00:38:23,716 [moaning] 973 00:38:23,854 --> 00:38:25,062 [grunts] 974 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,927 Bood night, James. 975 00:38:28,065 --> 00:38:29,757 [sighs sadly] 976 00:38:29,895 --> 00:38:32,104 [Minions snoring] 977 00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:39,214 [speaking Minionese quietly] 978 00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:45,634 Hmm. 979 00:38:45,773 --> 00:38:47,222 Huh? 980 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,810 [gasps] 981 00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:53,608 [speaks Minionese] 982 00:38:53,746 --> 00:38:55,368 Eu-Eureka. 983 00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:56,473 Eureka! 984 00:38:56,611 --> 00:38:58,544 [panting, laughing] 985 00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:00,546 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 986 00:39:00,684 --> 00:39:01,961 [laughing] 987 00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:03,135 [speaks Minionese] 988 00:39:03,273 --> 00:39:04,136 Storya. 989 00:39:04,274 --> 00:39:05,654 [speaks Minionese] Minions. 990 00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,864 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 991 00:39:08,002 --> 00:39:10,211 Bonanza [continues speaking Minionese] 992 00:39:12,592 --> 00:39:14,767 [speaking Minionese] 993 00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:16,389 [exclaiming excitedly] 994 00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:17,874 Glory hallelujah! 995 00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:20,014 [laughing] Henry, come here, come here! 996 00:39:20,152 --> 00:39:21,843 - [Henry mumbling] Huh? - [speaks Minionese] storya! 997 00:39:21,981 --> 00:39:23,949 - Looka, looka! - Huh? 998 00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:25,985 [speaks Minionese] movie. 999 00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,745 Un movie de Minions. Con monstras. 1000 00:39:27,884 --> 00:39:29,575 Sí, sí, sí! 1001 00:39:29,713 --> 00:39:31,853 - [hooting happily] - [Dick clears throat] 1002 00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:33,372 ¿Qué pasa? 1003 00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,580 Ah, looka, looka. 1004 00:39:34,718 --> 00:39:36,513 James [speaks Minionese] 1005 00:39:36,651 --> 00:39:38,135 in la movies. 1006 00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:40,793 Movies? [speaks Minionese] 1007 00:39:40,931 --> 00:39:42,553 [strains, speaks Minionese] James. 1008 00:39:42,691 --> 00:39:43,865 Era fantástico. 1009 00:39:44,003 --> 00:39:45,867 [scoffs] Minions don't maka movies. 1010 00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:47,420 [speaks Minionese] Big Boss! 1011 00:39:47,558 --> 00:39:49,526 [speaks Minionese] y helpa James. 1012 00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:52,425 [speaking Minionese angrily] 1013 00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:54,496 Big Boss! Big Boss! 1014 00:39:54,634 --> 00:39:55,877 [grunts] 1015 00:39:56,015 --> 00:39:57,637 - [muffled murmur] - Oops. 1016 00:39:57,775 --> 00:39:59,916 Uh, scusa, Greg. Uh, all is good? 1017 00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:01,262 [muffled]: Sí, sí. [grunts] 1018 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,642 [speaks Minionese] movies. 1019 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,127 [speaks Minionese] Boss. 1020 00:40:04,265 --> 00:40:05,853 - [shouts in Minionese] - [chanting]: Big Boss! 1021 00:40:05,991 --> 00:40:08,131 - Big Boss! Big Boss! - No, b-buddies. 1022 00:40:08,269 --> 00:40:09,960 Big Boss! Big Boss! 1023 00:40:10,098 --> 00:40:11,651 - Big Boss! - [door slams shut] 1024 00:40:11,789 --> 00:40:13,377 - [grumbling in Minionese] - [speaks Minionese] Alles gut? 1025 00:40:13,515 --> 00:40:16,622 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1026 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,037 [both speaking excitedly] 1027 00:40:18,175 --> 00:40:19,349 [laughing, chattering] 1028 00:40:19,487 --> 00:40:22,248 Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos! 1029 00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:25,044 [band playing "Congeroo" from Hellzapoppin'] 1030 00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:27,046 ♪ ♪ 1031 00:40:27,184 --> 00:40:29,255 [lively chatter] 1032 00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:32,396 MAX: Ooh, there's romance. [imitates kissing, chuckles] 1033 00:40:32,534 --> 00:40:35,054 How's that going to end up? 1034 00:40:35,192 --> 00:40:37,229 Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary. 1035 00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:40,197 - James, I love your movie. - Bank you. 1036 00:40:40,335 --> 00:40:43,097 Yes, it's clear this is a real passion project, 1037 00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:44,512 and you need to make it, 1038 00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,307 whatever challenges get in your way. 1039 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,102 Sí, sí. [speaks Minionese] 1040 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,620 [speaks Minionese] advice. 1041 00:40:49,758 --> 00:40:50,898 Advice? 1042 00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:53,555 - Sí, sí. Bitte. - Uh, well 1043 00:40:53,693 --> 00:40:54,798 where do I start? 1044 00:40:54,936 --> 00:40:57,835 I mean, eh, uh, yeah. 1045 00:40:57,974 --> 00:41:00,493 Um, you guys have film equipment? 1046 00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:02,357 Eh no. 1047 00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:04,428 Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh. 1048 00:41:04,566 --> 00:41:05,705 A crew? 1049 00:41:05,843 --> 00:41:07,259 [laughs]: Crew. No. 1050 00:41:07,397 --> 00:41:09,295 No crew either? Mm. 1051 00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:13,265 And you wrote a monster movie with a very big monster? 1052 00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:14,783 Sí. [speaks Minionese] kaiju. 1053 00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:16,337 [growling, laughing] 1054 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,271 And what are you going to use for your monster? 1055 00:41:19,409 --> 00:41:21,031 Ah, uh 1056 00:41:21,169 --> 00:41:23,482 - [blows raspberry] - Aha. Okay. 1057 00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,483 Listen to me carefully. 1058 00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,381 What I'm going to tell you is 1059 00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:28,659 - very, very important. - [slurping loudly] 1060 00:41:28,797 --> 00:41:30,178 So, if you want 1061 00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:33,733 to make a fantastisch, very cool monster movie, 1062 00:41:33,871 --> 00:41:36,736 you will need a fantastisch, very cool monster. 1063 00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:38,738 [sputters, gasps] 1064 00:41:40,913 --> 00:41:43,157 I can't really help you with that, I'm afraid. 1065 00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:45,883 But I can give you this. 1066 00:41:46,022 --> 00:41:48,576 ♪ ♪ 1067 00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,511 JAMES: Un-un-un cámara. 1068 00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:54,858 Max, wirklich? 1069 00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:56,964 It was a gift from my father. 1070 00:41:57,102 --> 00:41:58,586 My first camera. 1071 00:41:59,621 --> 00:42:02,176 I'm passing it on to you now. 1072 00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,695 I believe in you, James. 1073 00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,801 I know you'll do great. 1074 00:42:06,939 --> 00:42:10,184 And remember, a very cool monster movie 1075 00:42:10,322 --> 00:42:12,393 needs a very cool monster. 1076 00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,947 WOMAN: Max, darling. Come over here. 1077 00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:16,984 Good luck, guys. 1078 00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:21,747 [sighs heavily] 1079 00:42:21,885 --> 00:42:23,749 [speaks Minionese] kaiju. 1080 00:42:23,887 --> 00:42:25,682 - [yelps] Uh - Ed. 1081 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:27,408 [rummaging] 1082 00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,136 [gasps] 1083 00:42:31,274 --> 00:42:33,483 ♪ ♪ 1084 00:42:34,622 --> 00:42:35,795 - Oh - [gasps] 1085 00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:37,694 - Hey, buddies, buddies. - Sí. 1086 00:42:37,832 --> 00:42:39,109 Maka la movie! 1087 00:42:39,247 --> 00:42:41,146 [laughing] 1088 00:42:41,284 --> 00:42:42,561 [blathering happily] 1089 00:42:42,699 --> 00:42:44,252 Ed saved the day! 1090 00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:45,805 James is gonna get his monster! 1091 00:42:45,943 --> 00:42:48,429 Oh, well, I'm happy you're happy. 1092 00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:49,671 [Olivia laughs] 1093 00:42:49,809 --> 00:42:51,259 Now do you mind if I go on with the story? 1094 00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:53,710 Sorry, I get a little excited sometimes. 1095 00:42:53,848 --> 00:42:55,505 Yes! Please continue. 1096 00:42:55,643 --> 00:42:57,679 What about Dick and the other Minions? 1097 00:42:57,817 --> 00:42:59,233 Did they find a new boss? 1098 00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,994 Ooh, yes, well, I was getting to it. 1099 00:43:02,132 --> 00:43:05,239 Dick and his friends were about to fulfill the mission 1100 00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:08,656 of every Minion ever and find their tribe 1101 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,177 the greatest, most evil master to serve. 1102 00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:14,593 [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! 1103 00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:18,355 Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 1104 00:43:18,493 --> 00:43:19,943 - [robotic voice]: Attention. - [shushing] 1105 00:43:20,081 --> 00:43:22,256 Uh, attention, earthlings. 1106 00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:25,052 Cease current activities and listen. 1107 00:43:25,190 --> 00:43:26,674 [speaks Minionese] 1108 00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:29,297 I am Dort, 1109 00:43:29,435 --> 00:43:32,128 and I was sent here by the Supreme High Ruler 1110 00:43:32,266 --> 00:43:35,096 to judge this pathetic planet. 1111 00:43:35,234 --> 00:43:36,580 [gasps] 1112 00:43:36,718 --> 00:43:38,513 Big Boss? 1113 00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:42,241 But first, uh, Dort needs to find loyal assistants. 1114 00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:44,485 Ooh, hey, you, with the very cool spaceship. 1115 00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:46,383 - [gasps] - Do you want to serve Dort? 1116 00:43:46,521 --> 00:43:48,005 - Okay, let's go home. - [imitates flying saucer] 1117 00:43:48,144 --> 00:43:50,560 You can do this kind of thing on your mom's weekend. 1118 00:43:50,698 --> 00:43:52,217 Oh, yes, and 1119 00:43:52,355 --> 00:43:54,391 - [men laughing] - MAN: Come on, please. 1120 00:43:54,529 --> 00:43:56,048 - Leave me alone. [yelps] - [laughter] 1121 00:43:56,186 --> 00:43:58,119 Guys, look at this winner. 1122 00:43:58,257 --> 00:43:59,465 DORT: Ah, thank you. 1123 00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:01,191 That's very kind. [clears throat] 1124 00:44:01,329 --> 00:44:04,401 Are you and your burly friends interested in assisting Dort 1125 00:44:04,539 --> 00:44:06,576 in a potentially dangerous mission? 1126 00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,854 Hey, I think the weirdo in the lame robot suit 1127 00:44:08,992 --> 00:44:10,269 is talking to us. 1128 00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:13,514 Ha. I can assure you that this is no costume. 1129 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:14,722 Um, I mean 1130 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,379 You know, it's dangerous to hang out here 1131 00:44:16,517 --> 00:44:18,035 dressed as a tin can. 1132 00:44:18,174 --> 00:44:19,313 [raucous laughter] 1133 00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:20,900 [Dort laughing mockingly] 1134 00:44:21,038 --> 00:44:23,006 Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha. 1135 00:44:23,144 --> 00:44:27,148 A tin can wishes it were as tough as me, so there. 1136 00:44:27,286 --> 00:44:28,874 - [men growling] - [knuckles cracking] 1137 00:44:29,012 --> 00:44:31,704 [clears throat] I sense you are preparing a hostile attack. 1138 00:44:31,842 --> 00:44:32,981 Please stop. 1139 00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,845 Oh, yeah? Or what? 1140 00:44:34,983 --> 00:44:36,364 [Dort groans] 1141 00:44:36,502 --> 00:44:38,021 [man screams] 1142 00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:39,264 [thuds] 1143 00:44:39,402 --> 00:44:40,541 [high-pitched yelp] 1144 00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:41,852 Whoa. 1145 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,716 Why, you! 1146 00:44:43,854 --> 00:44:45,580 - [grunts] - [metallic clang] 1147 00:44:46,374 --> 00:44:48,445 [screaming] 1148 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:50,827 - [whimpering] - [scoffs] Now you've done it. 1149 00:44:50,965 --> 00:44:53,070 Dort was on a simple mission 1150 00:44:53,209 --> 00:44:54,624 - [growling] - [grunting] 1151 00:44:54,762 --> 00:44:58,283 to decide whether or not Earth should be invaded, 1152 00:44:58,421 --> 00:45:00,457 and then you went and got all up 1153 00:45:00,595 --> 00:45:03,080 in Dort's facial recognition sensors. 1154 00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:04,427 Dort has made his decision 1155 00:45:04,565 --> 00:45:06,774 regarding the fate of this planet. 1156 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,016 [gasping in awe] 1157 00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:10,364 Dort is going to invade Earth 1158 00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:13,712 and enslave humanity! 1159 00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:17,302 [laughs] Hey, hey, scusa, scusa. 1160 00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:19,442 Ah, greetings. 1161 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,133 - I am Dort. - [stammers] 1162 00:45:21,271 --> 00:45:22,790 Bello, Dort. Soy Dick. 1163 00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,550 Salutations, Richard. 1164 00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:26,690 Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick. 1165 00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,347 Mm, okay. 1166 00:45:28,485 --> 00:45:32,696 Do you want to assist Dort in a potentially dangerous mission? 1167 00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:35,596 - Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah! - MINIONS: Sí! [cheering] 1168 00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:39,082 Great! Follow Dort back to Dort's secret lair! 1169 00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:40,980 [yells, laughs] 1170 00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:42,568 DICK: Big Boss! 1171 00:45:42,706 --> 00:45:45,502 MINIONS [chanting]: Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss! 1172 00:45:48,264 --> 00:45:49,334 [sighs] Okay. 1173 00:45:49,472 --> 00:45:50,956 [speaks Minionese] 1174 00:45:51,094 --> 00:45:52,302 - Henry? - Sí, sí. 1175 00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,373 Ed? ¡Vamos! 1176 00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:56,203 [clears throat] 1177 00:45:56,341 --> 00:45:58,584 Miso soup [speaks Minionese] 1178 00:45:58,722 --> 00:46:00,793 yaki onigiri [speaks Minionese] 1179 00:46:00,931 --> 00:46:02,416 edamame 1180 00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:04,107 [speaks Minionese] 1181 00:46:04,245 --> 00:46:05,936 daifuku! 1182 00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:07,283 [crackling] 1183 00:46:07,421 --> 00:46:09,043 [creature snarling] 1184 00:46:09,181 --> 00:46:10,527 [wind whistling] 1185 00:46:11,597 --> 00:46:13,530 - [gasps] Looka! - [Henry whimpers] 1186 00:46:13,668 --> 00:46:15,360 [creature snarling fiercely] 1187 00:46:15,498 --> 00:46:17,603 [crackling] 1188 00:46:21,055 --> 00:46:23,506 [fierce snarling continues] 1189 00:46:24,369 --> 00:46:26,371 HENRY and JAMES: Le kaiju! [laughing] 1190 00:46:29,408 --> 00:46:31,479 [laughing giddily] 1191 00:46:31,617 --> 00:46:33,032 Yes! Yes, I'm free! 1192 00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:35,483 F-F-Freedom. [giggling] 1193 00:46:35,621 --> 00:46:37,036 - [giggling continues] - Bah 1194 00:46:37,174 --> 00:46:39,211 - Oh, happy day! - Hmm? 1195 00:46:39,349 --> 00:46:44,009 Oh, I got to say, it is so great to finally be out. 1196 00:46:44,147 --> 00:46:47,288 I have been trapped in that book forever, and I 1197 00:46:47,426 --> 00:46:48,600 - [squeaks] - [speaks Minionese] monstra. 1198 00:46:48,738 --> 00:46:50,118 - I am forever in your debt. - Hmm. 1199 00:46:50,257 --> 00:46:51,706 - And I just wanted to-- Whoa! - [squeaking] 1200 00:46:51,844 --> 00:46:53,156 What you doing there, mister? 1201 00:46:53,294 --> 00:46:54,709 - [squeaking] - Whoo. [laughing] 1202 00:46:54,847 --> 00:46:56,470 - [squeaking rapidly] - Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay. 1203 00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:58,472 - [squeaking continues] - Henry, no, no, no, no. 1204 00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:02,096 - [sighs, speaking Minionese] - [laughs, whoops] 1205 00:47:02,234 --> 00:47:03,822 [speaks Minionese] 1206 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,894 Oh, no, I feel like I've disappointed you in some way. 1207 00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:09,241 I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help? 1208 00:47:09,379 --> 00:47:11,105 [speaks Minionese] le monstras? 1209 00:47:11,243 --> 00:47:14,246 Monsters? You want big, scary monsters? 1210 00:47:14,384 --> 00:47:17,007 [laughs] Sí. Come here, come here. 1211 00:47:17,145 --> 00:47:18,423 [grunts] 1212 00:47:18,561 --> 00:47:20,114 Que para le movies. 1213 00:47:20,252 --> 00:47:21,495 [chuckles]: Oh. 1214 00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:24,601 You need monsters for your movie. 1215 00:47:24,739 --> 00:47:27,432 I know the perfect monsters for you. 1216 00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:28,847 I'll take you to 'em. 1217 00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:30,952 - [gasps] Uh, uh, bank you! - [Henry gasps] 1218 00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:32,609 Oh, by the way, 1219 00:47:32,747 --> 00:47:35,405 I'm Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver. 1220 00:47:35,543 --> 00:47:37,821 But my friends just call me Goomi for short. 1221 00:47:37,959 --> 00:47:39,306 Oh. Soy James. 1222 00:47:39,444 --> 00:47:41,066 Oh, James. 1223 00:47:41,204 --> 00:47:43,033 Rolls off the face tendrils. 1224 00:47:43,171 --> 00:47:44,449 James. [burbling] 1225 00:47:44,587 --> 00:47:46,382 - [speaks Minionese] Henry. - Hey, bello. 1226 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,349 Henry. Oh, I like it. 1227 00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:49,868 It sounds tough and rugged. 1228 00:47:50,006 --> 00:47:51,663 It's like, "Oh, look out, here comes 1229 00:47:51,801 --> 00:47:52,974 [gruff voice]: Henry!" 1230 00:47:53,112 --> 00:47:54,355 [speaks Minionese] Ed. 1231 00:47:54,493 --> 00:47:56,564 Ed. Enchanté. 1232 00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,636 Oh, man, it's gonna be so much fun! 1233 00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,397 Come on, come on! 1234 00:48:01,535 --> 00:48:03,053 - [James laughing] -HENRY: Huh? - GOOMI: What a fantastic day! 1235 00:48:03,191 --> 00:48:04,779 [stammers] No. 1236 00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:06,367 [Henry whimpers] 1237 00:48:07,195 --> 00:48:08,645 Wipe your insolent feet 1238 00:48:08,783 --> 00:48:12,235 before stepping into the lair of Dort. 1239 00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:14,410 [water dripping] 1240 00:48:14,548 --> 00:48:15,583 DICK: Uh 1241 00:48:15,721 --> 00:48:17,689 [speaks Minionese] le lair? 1242 00:48:17,827 --> 00:48:19,104 DORT: Affirmative. 1243 00:48:19,242 --> 00:48:21,106 Everyone, file in. 1244 00:48:21,244 --> 00:48:22,521 WOMAN: Dort! 1245 00:48:22,659 --> 00:48:23,936 Where have you been? 1246 00:48:24,074 --> 00:48:25,248 - [cat screeching] - [Minions whimpering] 1247 00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:27,112 Ah, Mrs. Konikoff. 1248 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,596 Yes, so sorry. 1249 00:48:28,734 --> 00:48:31,150 Uh, Dort had an important work meeting. 1250 00:48:31,288 --> 00:48:33,498 But I come with good news. 1251 00:48:33,636 --> 00:48:35,638 Look what I found on my way back. 1252 00:48:35,776 --> 00:48:37,812 - Those muffins you love. - [growling] 1253 00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:40,574 I only like the blueberry ones! 1254 00:48:40,712 --> 00:48:42,576 DORT: Yes, you're in luck. 1255 00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:46,269 [growls] And I can only eat them with a glass of 1256 00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:47,788 Milk? 1257 00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:49,479 [Mrs. Konikoff grumbling] 1258 00:48:49,617 --> 00:48:53,000 Enjoy your fruit-filled baked goods. 1259 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,311 [sighs contentedly] 1260 00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,279 What a sweet, sweet, lovely woman. 1261 00:48:56,417 --> 00:48:58,902 She shall be spared when Dort overthrows the planet. 1262 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,801 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - [heavy footfalls] 1263 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,078 As will her cat. 1264 00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:04,183 Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops. 1265 00:49:04,321 --> 00:49:08,947 Uh, everyone, commence greeting Dort's roommate Floyd. 1266 00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:11,812 - Uh - MINIONS: Bello, Floyd. 1267 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,917 Hey. Sup? 1268 00:49:14,055 --> 00:49:16,023 Mm, hey, Dort [speaks Minionese] 1269 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:19,233 Whoa, whoa, lower your throat volume, Minion. 1270 00:49:19,371 --> 00:49:21,373 This is definitely a lair. 1271 00:49:21,511 --> 00:49:23,064 No, looka. 1272 00:49:23,202 --> 00:49:24,825 Bink. 1273 00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,413 - Bed. - [snores] 1274 00:49:26,551 --> 00:49:27,483 [grunts] 1275 00:49:27,621 --> 00:49:29,174 Boyd. 1276 00:49:29,312 --> 00:49:31,866 No, no. Floyd. 1277 00:49:32,004 --> 00:49:34,386 Yeah, sí, Floyd. [speaks Minionese] 1278 00:49:34,524 --> 00:49:35,836 [Dort laughing] 1279 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:37,665 - You foolish, naive Minion. - [whimpering] 1280 00:49:37,803 --> 00:49:39,460 You are actually standing in 1281 00:49:39,598 --> 00:49:41,428 a very futuristic alien spaceship 1282 00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:43,844 made to look like a dingy apartment. 1283 00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:45,328 Very realistic, isn't it? 1284 00:49:45,466 --> 00:49:47,641 Even the weird smell. That's all fake. 1285 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,263 Impressive, I know. 1286 00:49:49,401 --> 00:49:51,230 [Minions exclaim quietly] 1287 00:49:51,368 --> 00:49:52,473 [murmuring] 1288 00:49:52,611 --> 00:49:54,889 Huh? But, but 1289 00:49:55,027 --> 00:49:56,235 But nothing! 1290 00:49:56,373 --> 00:49:58,686 No. Dort needs to retreat to his private quarters 1291 00:49:58,824 --> 00:50:02,103 to, uh, report back to his home planet. 1292 00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:04,140 Engaging in slamming mode! 1293 00:50:04,278 --> 00:50:05,728 - [door slams] - [objects rattle] 1294 00:50:05,866 --> 00:50:07,454 - Wow. - [laughing] 1295 00:50:07,592 --> 00:50:09,456 Oh, Dort is so cool! 1296 00:50:09,594 --> 00:50:11,319 [Minions exclaiming] 1297 00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,460 Okay, okay. Calma, calma. 1298 00:50:13,598 --> 00:50:15,151 Hey, hey, buddies. Looka. [chuckles] 1299 00:50:15,289 --> 00:50:16,601 Wobble, wobble, wobble. 1300 00:50:16,739 --> 00:50:18,326 - [giggling] - Wobble, wobble. 1301 00:50:18,465 --> 00:50:21,019 [sighs] Fellas. 1302 00:50:22,261 --> 00:50:23,539 Wobble, wobble? 1303 00:50:23,677 --> 00:50:26,231 [Minions laughing] 1304 00:50:26,369 --> 00:50:27,750 ♪ ♪ 1305 00:50:27,888 --> 00:50:30,891 Wow, you're really into your art, James. 1306 00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,375 You're so passionate. 1307 00:50:32,513 --> 00:50:33,652 I think you're a genius. 1308 00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:35,309 Oh, bank you. 1309 00:50:35,447 --> 00:50:36,897 [seagull squawks] 1310 00:50:37,035 --> 00:50:38,277 Huh? [stammers] 1311 00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:42,212 JAMES: Ah. [speaks Minionese] 1312 00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:45,112 Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw. 1313 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,596 [gasping] 1314 00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:48,598 [Henry speaking Minionese nervously] 1315 00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:49,979 [James cries out] 1316 00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:52,360 [speaking Minionese urgently] 1317 00:50:52,499 --> 00:50:53,672 [whimpering] 1318 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:55,743 Ah la. [gasps] 1319 00:50:55,881 --> 00:50:59,540 - [whimpering] - No, no, no, no, no, no. 1320 00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,819 Eh? 1321 00:51:05,097 --> 00:51:07,721 Ah, phew. [speaks Minionese] 1322 00:51:07,859 --> 00:51:10,171 - [snarling] - [panicked shouting] 1323 00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:13,174 [grunting] 1324 00:51:13,312 --> 00:51:15,660 [yelling] 1325 00:51:16,488 --> 00:51:20,665 [ferocious bellowing] 1326 00:51:21,769 --> 00:51:23,530 [otter chirps] 1327 00:51:24,841 --> 00:51:27,361 [water burbling] 1328 00:51:27,499 --> 00:51:28,535 [chuckles nervously] 1329 00:51:28,673 --> 00:51:30,053 Whoopsie. 1330 00:51:30,191 --> 00:51:31,745 Uh Oh, oh, look! 1331 00:51:31,883 --> 00:51:35,300 There it is, our destination! 1332 00:51:35,438 --> 00:51:36,888 [laughs] 1333 00:51:37,026 --> 00:51:38,234 ¡Vamos! 1334 00:51:38,372 --> 00:51:40,270 - Let's go, fellas. - [excited chattering] 1335 00:51:40,408 --> 00:51:43,653 - [speaks Minionese, laughs] - Uh, sí, sí. 1336 00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:46,276 [jaunty music playing quietly over radio] 1337 00:51:46,414 --> 00:51:47,899 [Dick sighs, grunts] 1338 00:51:48,037 --> 00:51:50,867 [speaking Minionese] 1339 00:51:51,005 --> 00:51:52,213 - Dort. - [toilet flushing] 1340 00:51:52,351 --> 00:51:53,214 Huh? 1341 00:51:53,352 --> 00:51:54,630 [Minions gasp] 1342 00:51:54,768 --> 00:51:56,045 [shushing] 1343 00:51:56,183 --> 00:51:59,117 Attention. Attention, Minions and Floyd. 1344 00:51:59,255 --> 00:52:01,050 Dort has finally received his orders 1345 00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:03,293 from the Supreme High Ruler. 1346 00:52:03,431 --> 00:52:07,608 It is time to officially invade Earth! 1347 00:52:07,746 --> 00:52:09,610 [Minions cheering] 1348 00:52:09,748 --> 00:52:10,956 [whooping] 1349 00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:14,477 Yeah! Hey, Dort! Dort! Dort! 1350 00:52:14,615 --> 00:52:16,306 MINIONS [chanting]: Dort! Dort! 1351 00:52:16,444 --> 00:52:20,517 DORT and MINIONS: Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 1352 00:52:20,656 --> 00:52:22,450 Dort! Dort! 1353 00:52:22,589 --> 00:52:27,421 Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! Dort! 1354 00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:28,871 MRS. KONIKOFF: Dort! 1355 00:52:29,009 --> 00:52:31,390 What did I say about the noise?! 1356 00:52:31,528 --> 00:52:33,289 Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry. 1357 00:52:33,427 --> 00:52:34,635 My apologies. 1358 00:52:34,773 --> 00:52:37,224 [quietly]: With me. Dort. Dort. 1359 00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:41,228 [chanting quietly]: Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort. 1360 00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:43,402 ♪ ♪ 1361 00:52:55,518 --> 00:52:56,830 [metallic clang] 1362 00:52:59,902 --> 00:53:02,042 Attention, people of Earth! 1363 00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:05,908 Dort is officially claiming your planet! 1364 00:53:06,046 --> 00:53:07,772 [laughing maniacally] 1365 00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:10,671 - Yeah! [laughing] - [Minions cheering] 1366 00:53:10,809 --> 00:53:13,709 [children chattering playfully] 1367 00:53:13,847 --> 00:53:15,193 [crying] 1368 00:53:15,331 --> 00:53:18,299 Oh. Well, hello there, little fella. 1369 00:53:18,437 --> 00:53:20,923 Dort meant your sandcastle no harm. 1370 00:53:21,061 --> 00:53:22,545 - [metallic tapping] - Hey. 1371 00:53:22,683 --> 00:53:24,651 - Please stop your shovel attack. - [grunting] 1372 00:53:24,789 --> 00:53:27,101 [groans] Cease immediately, 1373 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,483 or you will pay the price. 1374 00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:31,416 [gasps] Looka, looka, buddies. 1375 00:53:31,554 --> 00:53:32,969 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1376 00:53:33,107 --> 00:53:36,283 Let's see how you fare against a similar attack, 1377 00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,629 tiny insurgent. 1378 00:53:37,767 --> 00:53:40,080 Hey, y-you in the robot suit. 1379 00:53:40,218 --> 00:53:41,909 No, no, no, you can't kick that kid. 1380 00:53:42,047 --> 00:53:44,532 But he must be taught a lesson. 1381 00:53:44,671 --> 00:53:47,087 And also, he started it. 1382 00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:50,504 [laughs] You are not from around these parts, are you? 1383 00:53:50,642 --> 00:53:51,781 DORT: Well, no. 1384 00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:53,749 I originate from the planet Metlar. 1385 00:53:53,887 --> 00:53:56,613 - Hmm? - Near the G45T system? 1386 00:53:56,752 --> 00:53:59,064 [laughing]: Right. I don't know where that is. 1387 00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:01,618 But I'm from a small town in Minnesota myself, 1388 00:54:01,757 --> 00:54:03,034 so I understand the feeling 1389 00:54:03,172 --> 00:54:04,794 of being a stranger in the big city. 1390 00:54:04,932 --> 00:54:09,385 So, what you're saying is I am now free to kick him. 1391 00:54:09,523 --> 00:54:11,939 - [child screaming] - [woman laughing] 1392 00:54:12,802 --> 00:54:14,079 No, you can't. 1393 00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:16,047 [sighs] Well, I should get a move on. 1394 00:54:16,185 --> 00:54:18,256 My friends and I are headed to a protest for women's rights. 1395 00:54:18,394 --> 00:54:21,121 Do you believe women and men are equal? 1396 00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:23,537 - Why, yes, of course. - Oh, good. 1397 00:54:23,675 --> 00:54:26,782 In that you both now belong to the Supreme Ruler equally. 1398 00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,094 [laughing] 1399 00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,924 You're so funny and cute. 1400 00:54:31,062 --> 00:54:32,995 Oh, I-I mean what you said. 1401 00:54:33,133 --> 00:54:34,651 What you said is cute. 1402 00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:36,032 Uh, pardon? 1403 00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:38,034 Come on, Debbie, we're gonna be late. 1404 00:54:38,172 --> 00:54:39,864 Did you say Dort was 1405 00:54:40,002 --> 00:54:41,313 SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]: Give women the vote! 1406 00:54:41,451 --> 00:54:42,901 Give women the vote! 1407 00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:45,732 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 1408 00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:48,148 Bye! Don't kick children! 1409 00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,702 Give women the vote! Give women the vote! 1410 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,118 - Huh. - Uh, Boss? 1411 00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:55,880 Minions, Dort is, uh, uh, 1412 00:54:56,018 --> 00:54:58,572 slightly postponing Earth's invasion. 1413 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:00,505 Huh? [stammering] 1414 00:55:00,643 --> 00:55:02,749 You heard me. Follow Dort! 1415 00:55:02,887 --> 00:55:04,336 [chanting]: Give women the vote! 1416 00:55:04,474 --> 00:55:05,752 Give women the vote! 1417 00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,857 - Give women the vote! - Uh. 1418 00:55:07,995 --> 00:55:09,548 - [stammering] - [chanting continues] 1419 00:55:09,686 --> 00:55:11,033 Uh, buddies? 1420 00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,448 [chanting]: Bive women da bove! 1421 00:55:12,586 --> 00:55:16,521 Bive women da bove! Bive women da bove! 1422 00:55:16,659 --> 00:55:18,937 [wind howling] 1423 00:55:19,075 --> 00:55:21,733 GOOMI: Come on! Come on, come on! 1424 00:55:21,871 --> 00:55:23,977 James, you okay down there? 1425 00:55:24,115 --> 00:55:25,150 [James speaks muffled Minionese] 1426 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,256 The entrance is straight ahead. 1427 00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:29,879 [Henry grunting] 1428 00:55:30,017 --> 00:55:32,848 - [thumps] - [speaking Minionese angrily] 1429 00:55:32,986 --> 00:55:33,987 Patagonia! 1430 00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,574 [continues speaking angrily] 1431 00:55:37,369 --> 00:55:38,923 [grunting] 1432 00:55:40,096 --> 00:55:42,581 [yelps, muttering] 1433 00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,999 GOOMI: I can't wait for you to meet my friends! 1434 00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:47,966 [singsongy]: Watch your step! 1435 00:55:52,868 --> 00:55:54,835 And here we are. 1436 00:55:54,973 --> 00:55:56,354 [exclaiming excitedly] 1437 00:55:56,492 --> 00:55:58,045 You're gonna love these gents. 1438 00:55:58,183 --> 00:55:59,426 We get them, and then we go to 1439 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,911 - Ooh, ooh, Hollywood. - Uh, Hollywood. 1440 00:56:02,049 --> 00:56:03,982 Yeah, sure-- to make your movie. 1441 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,020 Whoa. [laughing] 1442 00:56:07,158 --> 00:56:09,125 There they are! 1443 00:56:09,263 --> 00:56:11,265 Howard and Phillips. 1444 00:56:11,403 --> 00:56:13,474 JAMES: Goomi, magnífico. 1445 00:56:13,612 --> 00:56:14,751 GOOMI: Right? 1446 00:56:14,890 --> 00:56:16,581 Ed, cinema. Cinema. 1447 00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,445 - [laughing excitedly] - [camera rattling] 1448 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,965 Don't be scared though. They're such good guys. 1449 00:56:21,103 --> 00:56:23,450 Just try not to look too delicious. 1450 00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:24,485 Huh?! 1451 00:56:24,623 --> 00:56:26,763 - [clicking] - Hmm. 1452 00:56:26,902 --> 00:56:28,213 [growls] 1453 00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,801 ♪ ♪ 1454 00:56:29,939 --> 00:56:31,182 [clicking] 1455 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,529 - [vibrating gong] - [ice crackling] 1456 00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:36,981 ♪ ♪ 1457 00:56:42,538 --> 00:56:44,057 [Minions grunt] 1458 00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,577 - [laughing excitedly] - [footsteps booming] 1459 00:56:47,715 --> 00:56:49,476 Mega kaiju! 1460 00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,650 Behold! 1461 00:56:51,788 --> 00:56:55,758 [bellowing roar] 1462 00:56:55,896 --> 00:56:57,656 [yawning, smacks lips] 1463 00:56:57,794 --> 00:57:00,176 Hey, Goomi. Thanks for the jailbreak. 1464 00:57:00,314 --> 00:57:03,076 [laughs] All right, where were we? 1465 00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:05,388 Howard and Phillips destroy world! 1466 00:57:05,526 --> 00:57:06,562 Yeah! 1467 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,598 But wait, I'm sorry. Quick question. 1468 00:57:08,736 --> 00:57:10,704 I want to eat one of these funny-looking yellow guys first. 1469 00:57:10,842 --> 00:57:12,119 Is that okay? 1470 00:57:12,257 --> 00:57:13,741 - [Howard snarling] - [Minions whimpering] 1471 00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,019 Guys, guys. 1472 00:57:15,157 --> 00:57:17,987 We are not going to destroy the world 1473 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,024 nor eat anyone in this room. 1474 00:57:20,162 --> 00:57:21,611 Are we clear? 1475 00:57:21,749 --> 00:57:23,027 - Huh? - Not really. 1476 00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:25,719 Destroying stuff is-is kind of our thing. 1477 00:57:25,857 --> 00:57:28,239 Uh, not anymore, Phillips. 1478 00:57:28,377 --> 00:57:30,620 No, all that stuff is over. 1479 00:57:30,758 --> 00:57:32,381 We are no longer evil. 1480 00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:35,177 We work in the motion picture industry. 1481 00:57:35,315 --> 00:57:36,626 - See? - [camera rattling] 1482 00:57:36,764 --> 00:57:38,283 No worldwide destruction. 1483 00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:40,768 No devouring funny-looking yellow guys. 1484 00:57:40,907 --> 00:57:45,221 We're just gonna help James here make his dreams come true. 1485 00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:46,291 [dings] 1486 00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,155 Huh? 1487 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,743 [dings] 1488 00:57:49,881 --> 00:57:51,262 Oh! 1489 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,574 Okay. [laughs maniacally] 1490 00:57:53,712 --> 00:57:55,197 Wink, wink. [laughs] 1491 00:57:55,335 --> 00:57:57,371 Got it. All right, we're in. 1492 00:57:57,509 --> 00:57:58,200 [laughing] 1493 00:57:58,338 --> 00:58:00,236 They're in! 1494 00:58:00,374 --> 00:58:02,100 Come on, let's go to Hollywood! 1495 00:58:02,238 --> 00:58:04,033 Sí. Woot, woot! [laughing] 1496 00:58:04,171 --> 00:58:06,277 Huh? Oh, no, no, no! 1497 00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:07,692 - [speaking Minionese] - James, James. 1498 00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:10,039 [speaks Minionese] loco. Le monstra bada. 1499 00:58:10,177 --> 00:58:12,283 Henry [speaks Minionese] Stoppa, okay? 1500 00:58:12,421 --> 00:58:14,492 - [speaks Minionese] - [speaks Minionese] Stoppa. 1501 00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:17,322 C'est me movie, okay? Me movie! 1502 00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:21,740 HOWARD: Howard having super weird day. 1503 00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:24,260 Uh [sighs] 1504 00:58:25,399 --> 00:58:27,677 [laughing gleefully]: Faster! 1505 00:58:27,815 --> 00:58:29,610 Faster! 1506 00:58:29,748 --> 00:58:31,750 - [laughing] - Ah. Gooda, gooda. 1507 00:58:31,888 --> 00:58:33,269 Hey, Henry! [laughs] 1508 00:58:33,407 --> 00:58:35,133 [James speaks Minionese] 1509 00:58:35,271 --> 00:58:37,032 [Henry grunting] 1510 00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:38,654 [Henry whimpering] 1511 00:58:38,792 --> 00:58:41,657 [speaking Minionese, crying] 1512 00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:44,004 [crying continues] 1513 00:58:45,902 --> 00:58:48,043 ♪ ♪ 1514 00:58:50,183 --> 00:58:52,081 [Dort clears throat] 1515 00:58:54,394 --> 00:58:56,085 [Minions laugh sheepishly] 1516 00:58:56,879 --> 00:58:58,985 [grunting, cries out] 1517 00:59:00,227 --> 00:59:02,022 [screams] 1518 00:59:04,128 --> 00:59:06,923 - [speaks Minionese] - [Dort sighs] 1519 00:59:07,062 --> 00:59:08,132 [gentle violin music playing] 1520 00:59:08,270 --> 00:59:10,099 [glasses clink] 1521 00:59:10,237 --> 00:59:12,446 [munching loudly] 1522 00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:15,794 Mm! [mumbles] 1523 00:59:17,210 --> 00:59:18,487 Ah! 1524 00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,592 ♪ ♪ 1525 00:59:24,044 --> 00:59:25,425 [snickering] 1526 00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:26,909 [spits] 1527 00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:29,118 Mm-hmm. 1528 00:59:29,256 --> 00:59:30,982 [Minions yelling] 1529 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,157 [shouting] 1530 00:59:35,745 --> 00:59:37,782 [speaking Minionese, grunting mockingly] 1531 00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,164 [laughing] 1532 00:59:45,134 --> 00:59:47,067 - [wind whistles softly] - [shivers] 1533 00:59:47,205 --> 00:59:49,414 ♪ ♪ 1534 01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,255 ♪ ♪ 1535 01:00:03,497 --> 01:00:04,843 [crickets chirping] 1536 01:00:04,981 --> 01:00:07,915 GOOMI: Ooh, is this where you make movies? 1537 01:00:08,054 --> 01:00:10,435 Sí. [speaks Minionese] 1538 01:00:11,367 --> 01:00:12,817 GOOMI: Fantastic. 1539 01:00:12,955 --> 01:00:14,715 You hear that, guys? This is where it all happens. 1540 01:00:14,853 --> 01:00:16,441 - [laughing] - JAMES: Come here! 1541 01:00:16,579 --> 01:00:17,442 Come here! 1542 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,686 [speaking Minionese, grunting] 1543 01:00:20,652 --> 01:00:21,929 [Goomi laughing] 1544 01:00:22,068 --> 01:00:24,035 [grunts] 1545 01:00:24,173 --> 01:00:25,588 [Goomi laughing] 1546 01:00:25,726 --> 01:00:29,109 Holy! Wow, would you look at this! 1547 01:00:29,247 --> 01:00:30,455 [laughing] 1548 01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:32,354 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1549 01:00:32,492 --> 01:00:33,458 Uh, uh. 1550 01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:35,771 [muttering quietly in Minionese] 1551 01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:39,775 - Uh - Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look. 1552 01:00:39,913 --> 01:00:41,156 - This is great. - Huh? 1553 01:00:41,294 --> 01:00:42,364 Sí. 1554 01:00:42,502 --> 01:00:44,952 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1555 01:00:45,091 --> 01:00:47,196 [growls] El a destructo la terra! 1556 01:00:47,334 --> 01:00:48,887 [laughing giddily] C'est besta storya. 1557 01:00:49,025 --> 01:00:52,063 Oh, James, you've painted such a wonderful picture 1558 01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:53,927 with your beautiful gibberish. 1559 01:00:54,065 --> 01:00:56,826 [sighs] Your movie is gonna be fantastic. 1560 01:00:56,964 --> 01:00:58,069 Isn't it, guys? 1561 01:00:58,207 --> 01:01:01,072 [groans] Who cares about the movie? 1562 01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:05,180 I just want to eat people and chase people and-and 1563 01:01:05,318 --> 01:01:07,043 Smoosh people with feet! 1564 01:01:07,182 --> 01:01:09,011 Exactly. Smoosh. 1565 01:01:09,149 --> 01:01:10,219 Howard gets it. 1566 01:01:10,357 --> 01:01:12,118 - Huh? - [stammers] 1567 01:01:12,256 --> 01:01:14,361 [laughs nervously] 1568 01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:15,845 Okay, just a little moment, please. 1569 01:01:15,983 --> 01:01:17,088 [laughs nervously] 1570 01:01:17,226 --> 01:01:19,021 Uh, you and you, a word? [chuckles] 1571 01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:20,954 We'll be right back. 1572 01:01:21,092 --> 01:01:23,301 Oh. Okay. 1573 01:01:23,439 --> 01:01:25,441 [laughing] 1574 01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:27,202 [grunts] 1575 01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:29,411 Uh. Eh. 1576 01:01:30,619 --> 01:01:32,310 [humming "Hooray for Hollywood"] 1577 01:01:32,448 --> 01:01:35,313 [continues humming] 1578 01:01:36,176 --> 01:01:38,351 Goomi, what are we doing here? 1579 01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:40,180 Back in the good old days, you were all about 1580 01:01:40,318 --> 01:01:41,526 going from planet to planet, 1581 01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:43,908 obliterating everything in sight. 1582 01:01:44,046 --> 01:01:46,255 Now you want to make movies? 1583 01:01:46,393 --> 01:01:47,532 You've changed, man. 1584 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,465 - Howard agree! - Guys, guys, guys. 1585 01:01:49,603 --> 01:01:50,984 Where's the trust? 1586 01:01:51,122 --> 01:01:53,469 Of course we're gonna destroy everything. 1587 01:01:53,607 --> 01:01:55,230 When those cameras start rolling, 1588 01:01:55,368 --> 01:01:58,094 we're going to conjure Irene. 1589 01:01:58,233 --> 01:01:59,924 - Irene?! - Irene?! Really? 1590 01:02:00,062 --> 01:02:03,410 Yes, Irene, the eater of worlds herself. 1591 01:02:03,548 --> 01:02:04,998 We're gonna have our revenge, 1592 01:02:05,136 --> 01:02:08,277 but we're gonna destroy everything on the planet. 1593 01:02:08,415 --> 01:02:10,659 - Destroy! [laughing maniacally] - [door opens] 1594 01:02:10,797 --> 01:02:13,800 - Howard, stop! - Huh? 1595 01:02:15,215 --> 01:02:17,597 Uh destroy? 1596 01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:20,289 [laughs]: Oh, hey, Henry, buddy. 1597 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,465 James! 1598 01:02:23,603 --> 01:02:26,157 - [yelps, whimpers] - Get him! 1599 01:02:26,295 --> 01:02:28,711 [panicked whimpering, panting] 1600 01:02:28,849 --> 01:02:30,334 [shrieks] 1601 01:02:31,231 --> 01:02:32,301 - [roaring] - [gasping] 1602 01:02:32,439 --> 01:02:34,545 - [growling] - Uh 1603 01:02:34,683 --> 01:02:36,098 - [gasps] Ooh! - [Henry laughs] 1604 01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:38,583 ["The Lone Ranger" playing at fast speed] 1605 01:02:40,378 --> 01:02:42,587 - [sped-up audio] - [Howard yelling] 1606 01:02:45,072 --> 01:02:47,074 - [metallic clang] -Ow! - [high-pitched laughter] 1607 01:02:47,213 --> 01:02:48,800 [roaring] 1608 01:02:48,938 --> 01:02:50,319 [Howard growling] 1609 01:02:50,457 --> 01:02:52,356 - [Phillips grunting] - HENRY: Hmm. 1610 01:02:52,494 --> 01:02:53,978 PHILLIPS: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1611 01:02:54,116 --> 01:02:56,049 - [grunting, yelping] - [Henry giggling] 1612 01:02:56,187 --> 01:02:57,568 - Hey! - [blows raspberries] 1613 01:02:57,706 --> 01:02:59,155 - [laughing] - [growling] 1614 01:02:59,294 --> 01:03:01,399 Eh, en garde! [speaking Minionese] 1615 01:03:03,021 --> 01:03:05,817 HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [screams] 1616 01:03:05,955 --> 01:03:07,716 [Henry laughing] 1617 01:03:08,993 --> 01:03:10,270 Aha! 1618 01:03:10,408 --> 01:03:11,685 [screaming] 1619 01:03:11,823 --> 01:03:13,342 - [blowing] - [laughing] 1620 01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,654 [exclaims] 1621 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,000 - [song ends] - [normal audio resumes] 1622 01:03:16,138 --> 01:03:17,691 - [muffled grunting] - [deep laughter] 1623 01:03:17,829 --> 01:03:18,761 James! 1624 01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:21,281 Huh? Henry? 1625 01:03:21,419 --> 01:03:22,524 - [muffled shouting] - JAMES: Henry?! 1626 01:03:22,662 --> 01:03:24,388 Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick. 1627 01:03:24,526 --> 01:03:26,459 Henry? [gasps] 1628 01:03:26,597 --> 01:03:29,393 Oh, hi, James. Mm, no. 1629 01:03:29,531 --> 01:03:30,670 - There's no Henry here. - [muffled shouting] 1630 01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:33,328 Uh, just us monsters, you know, 1631 01:03:33,466 --> 01:03:35,088 talking about, uh 1632 01:03:35,226 --> 01:03:40,335 uh, a friend of ours that would be great in your movie. 1633 01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:42,923 [sighs wistfully] 1634 01:03:43,061 --> 01:03:44,822 This is Irene. 1635 01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,168 JAMES: Oh. 1636 01:03:46,306 --> 01:03:50,966 Imagine the movie opens with Irene being conjured. 1637 01:03:51,104 --> 01:03:52,864 The coolest monster ever, 1638 01:03:53,002 --> 01:03:56,282 unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. 1639 01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:57,731 Oh, I promise you, James, 1640 01:03:57,869 --> 01:04:00,147 you've never seen a monster like her. 1641 01:04:00,286 --> 01:04:02,943 Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos! 1642 01:04:03,081 --> 01:04:05,291 ♪ ♪ 1643 01:04:16,543 --> 01:04:19,615 [panting, sighing] 1644 01:04:21,099 --> 01:04:23,309 ♪ ♪ 1645 01:04:26,277 --> 01:04:29,384 Hey, Ed, maka le movie. 1646 01:04:29,522 --> 01:04:31,247 GOOMI [laughs]: Okay. 1647 01:04:31,386 --> 01:04:32,973 The big day has arrived. 1648 01:04:33,111 --> 01:04:34,561 And I have good news. 1649 01:04:34,699 --> 01:04:36,632 Last night, Henry and I were having a little chat 1650 01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,462 - Henry? - Yeah, yeah, Henry. 1651 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,878 And he said he's sorry for being such a doink, 1652 01:04:41,016 --> 01:04:43,846 and also that the scene we're about to do, you know, 1653 01:04:43,984 --> 01:04:46,608 when Irene arrives, he thinks it's missing something. 1654 01:04:46,746 --> 01:04:49,507 - Huh? [speaks Minionese] - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. 1655 01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:51,785 But Henry had a solution. 1656 01:04:51,923 --> 01:04:54,132 What if, when the monster first comes out, 1657 01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:55,755 she eats a victim 1658 01:04:55,893 --> 01:04:58,274 to let the audience know that she means business. 1659 01:04:58,413 --> 01:05:01,381 And better yet, Henry has volunteered 1660 01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:05,454 to play the part of the first sacrifice! 1661 01:05:05,592 --> 01:05:07,629 [muffled pleading] 1662 01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:09,596 [gasps, laughs] Henry! Bank you! 1663 01:05:09,734 --> 01:05:11,426 [muffled]: Mm-mm, mm-mm! 1664 01:05:11,564 --> 01:05:13,324 GOOMI: Oh, man, he seems excited, huh? 1665 01:05:13,462 --> 01:05:15,706 - He's really getting into the part. - Aw. 1666 01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:17,984 [sighs] Well, James. 1667 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,641 Jim. Jimmy. 1668 01:05:19,779 --> 01:05:21,194 - Jimothy. - [yelps] 1669 01:05:21,332 --> 01:05:24,887 Are you ready to start making your first movie? 1670 01:05:25,025 --> 01:05:26,441 Sí, sí. [laughing] 1671 01:05:26,579 --> 01:05:29,375 By the way, are you okay with me appearing in this scene? 1672 01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:30,721 Th-This is your project. 1673 01:05:30,859 --> 01:05:32,032 I don't want to step on any toes. 1674 01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:34,621 No problemo. Lumiosa! 1675 01:05:35,829 --> 01:05:36,589 Sonos! 1676 01:05:36,727 --> 01:05:38,038 [microphone feedback] 1677 01:05:38,176 --> 01:05:39,488 Y smoka! 1678 01:05:39,626 --> 01:05:41,697 Minions y Monstras. 1679 01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:43,043 Uno! 1680 01:05:43,181 --> 01:05:45,391 ♪ ♪ 1681 01:05:46,737 --> 01:05:48,290 [Goomi laughing maniacally] 1682 01:05:48,428 --> 01:05:51,397 The end is finally here. 1683 01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:54,469 Earth is living its last moments. 1684 01:05:54,607 --> 01:05:56,988 The monsters are back 1685 01:05:57,126 --> 01:05:59,266 - with a vengeance! - [thunder cracking] 1686 01:05:59,405 --> 01:06:05,411 The time for Irene has come again! 1687 01:06:05,549 --> 01:06:06,998 Rahlia! 1688 01:06:07,136 --> 01:06:09,656 - Yogsogoth! - [soft whooshing] 1689 01:06:10,554 --> 01:06:12,348 - Flitahgen! - [crackling] 1690 01:06:12,487 --> 01:06:15,041 - Carbonica! - [whooshing] 1691 01:06:15,179 --> 01:06:18,596 Alea Iacta Est! 1692 01:06:19,286 --> 01:06:23,083 Mercurio Sulubidis! 1693 01:06:24,775 --> 01:06:29,124 Cardamen Macchiato! 1694 01:06:34,578 --> 01:06:36,787 ♪ ♪ 1695 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:41,861 [exclaims] 1696 01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:46,175 Welcome, the all-consuming, 1697 01:06:46,313 --> 01:06:49,144 all-powerful Irene! 1698 01:06:49,282 --> 01:06:50,801 [low growl] 1699 01:06:50,939 --> 01:06:52,630 [thuds] 1700 01:06:52,768 --> 01:06:55,426 [low burbling] 1701 01:06:55,564 --> 01:06:57,014 PHILLIPS: Irene! 1702 01:06:57,152 --> 01:06:58,567 [gasps, exhales] 1703 01:06:58,705 --> 01:07:01,259 Wow, you're so beautiful! 1704 01:07:01,397 --> 01:07:04,400 So big, so orange, so 1705 01:07:04,539 --> 01:07:07,887 G-G-Gooey! 1706 01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:10,199 Now feed, Irene! 1707 01:07:10,337 --> 01:07:13,271 Feast on our modest offering 1708 01:07:13,409 --> 01:07:15,998 and go forth into the world! 1709 01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,483 ♪ ♪ 1710 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:18,691 [muffled shouting] 1711 01:07:18,829 --> 01:07:21,314 [low growl] 1712 01:07:21,452 --> 01:07:23,834 [muffled shouting continues] 1713 01:07:23,972 --> 01:07:26,077 C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry! 1714 01:07:26,215 --> 01:07:27,941 [strained grunting] 1715 01:07:28,770 --> 01:07:31,048 [yelling, grunting] 1716 01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:33,568 - [grunts] - [Irene bellowing] 1717 01:07:35,017 --> 01:07:36,294 - [crashing] - [whimpering] 1718 01:07:36,432 --> 01:07:38,124 [exclaims] 1719 01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:40,436 [panting, whimpering] 1720 01:07:40,575 --> 01:07:41,990 [screams] 1721 01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:48,099 [grunting] 1722 01:07:48,237 --> 01:07:49,273 [panting] 1723 01:07:49,411 --> 01:07:51,102 James! Helpa me! 1724 01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,690 Huh? Helpa? 1725 01:07:52,828 --> 01:07:54,381 But por qué helpa? 1726 01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,900 - [Irene bellowing] - [screams] 1727 01:07:58,938 --> 01:08:00,974 [grunting] James! 1728 01:08:01,112 --> 01:08:02,355 Uh, no, no! 1729 01:08:02,493 --> 01:08:03,667 Stoppa! 1730 01:08:03,805 --> 01:08:05,392 Irene, stoppa! 1731 01:08:05,531 --> 01:08:07,636 Bitte, bitte, stoppa! 1732 01:08:07,774 --> 01:08:10,259 GOOMI: Stop? I'm not gonna stop. 1733 01:08:10,397 --> 01:08:12,779 I've been waiting for this moment for eons. 1734 01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:16,611 Irene is going to devour everything and everyone. 1735 01:08:16,749 --> 01:08:18,474 No! 1736 01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:20,097 - [low roaring] - [whimpering] 1737 01:08:20,235 --> 01:08:22,030 [panting] 1738 01:08:22,168 --> 01:08:24,550 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1739 01:08:27,483 --> 01:08:29,934 Henry! Oh, oh, no! 1740 01:08:33,351 --> 01:08:34,629 [gasping] 1741 01:08:34,767 --> 01:08:37,355 [screaming, yelling] 1742 01:08:44,017 --> 01:08:46,192 [panicked screaming] 1743 01:08:47,262 --> 01:08:49,713 - [panicked screaming continues] - [horns honking] 1744 01:08:49,851 --> 01:08:51,680 [panting, whimpering] 1745 01:08:53,786 --> 01:08:55,063 [whistles] 1746 01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,135 [panicked screaming, shouting] 1747 01:08:58,273 --> 01:08:59,792 Henry! Uh 1748 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,449 [yells, whimpers] 1749 01:09:02,588 --> 01:09:03,692 [growls] 1750 01:09:03,830 --> 01:09:05,073 [grunting rhythmically] 1751 01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:06,246 [dog barks] 1752 01:09:06,384 --> 01:09:07,558 [woman screams] 1753 01:09:07,696 --> 01:09:09,387 [Debbie sighs contentedly] 1754 01:09:09,525 --> 01:09:11,010 That was super fun. 1755 01:09:11,148 --> 01:09:13,806 What a perfect day this has been. 1756 01:09:13,944 --> 01:09:15,290 Thank you so much. 1757 01:09:15,428 --> 01:09:17,361 Oh. Oh, no. 1758 01:09:17,499 --> 01:09:19,743 No, no. No. Thank you. 1759 01:09:19,881 --> 01:09:21,814 I really like you, Dort. You're 1760 01:09:21,952 --> 01:09:24,506 you're not like the other men that I know. 1761 01:09:24,644 --> 01:09:28,337 Mm. You mean Dort is not all about suppressing feelings 1762 01:09:28,475 --> 01:09:30,581 to avoid appearing vulnerable? 1763 01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:33,308 Well, yes, but more like, with you 1764 01:09:33,446 --> 01:09:37,105 well, I-I feel respected and listened to. 1765 01:09:37,243 --> 01:09:39,659 Aw, Debbie. 1766 01:09:39,797 --> 01:09:41,627 Dort. 1767 01:09:42,558 --> 01:09:44,768 ♪ ♪ 1768 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:47,563 [whooshing] 1769 01:09:47,702 --> 01:09:49,220 - [crashing] - [gasps] 1770 01:09:49,358 --> 01:09:51,395 [panicked screaming] 1771 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:55,019 [gasps] 1772 01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:56,745 [speaks Minionese, gasps] 1773 01:09:56,883 --> 01:09:59,230 [Henry screaming] 1774 01:09:59,368 --> 01:10:01,750 [yelps, whimpering] 1775 01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,476 [stammers] C'est la Henry! 1776 01:10:03,614 --> 01:10:05,478 Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju! 1777 01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:06,617 Help buddy, buddy. 1778 01:10:06,755 --> 01:10:08,584 - DORT: Huh? - Oh, my heavens! 1779 01:10:08,723 --> 01:10:10,069 Look at that thing! 1780 01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:12,554 Well, he's no match for my robot boyfriend. 1781 01:10:12,692 --> 01:10:15,212 Go! Get him, baby! 1782 01:10:15,350 --> 01:10:16,834 Um, yes, yes. 1783 01:10:16,972 --> 01:10:19,803 But that thing i-is huge! 1784 01:10:19,941 --> 01:10:22,564 Uh, I, um [clears throat] 1785 01:10:22,702 --> 01:10:23,876 Okay. 1786 01:10:24,014 --> 01:10:25,809 [Dort whimpering] 1787 01:10:25,947 --> 01:10:27,707 - Dort? - Dort? 1788 01:10:27,845 --> 01:10:29,778 [Dort grunting] 1789 01:10:31,469 --> 01:10:33,575 - [metallic thud] - [cat yowls] -Dort! 1790 01:10:33,713 --> 01:10:34,852 - Uh, uh - Hmm? 1791 01:10:34,990 --> 01:10:36,612 Buddies. [speaks Minionese] Dort. 1792 01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:37,924 Y tú. Helpa Henry! 1793 01:10:38,062 --> 01:10:39,443 Huh? Helpa Henry? 1794 01:10:39,581 --> 01:10:41,721 Sí, helpa Henry! 1795 01:10:41,859 --> 01:10:43,136 [growls] Buddies! 1796 01:10:43,274 --> 01:10:46,036 - Helpa Henry! - [shouting in Minionese] 1797 01:10:46,174 --> 01:10:49,039 [panicked screaming] 1798 01:10:52,387 --> 01:10:54,423 [woman grunting] 1799 01:10:54,561 --> 01:10:55,873 [yells] 1800 01:10:56,011 --> 01:10:57,530 [laughing maniacally] 1801 01:10:57,668 --> 01:10:59,946 - [woman grunting] - [continues laughing] 1802 01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:02,397 [distorted Klaxon horn honking] 1803 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:07,195 - [panicked screaming] - [Henry yelling] 1804 01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,817 [tires screech] 1805 01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:12,856 On my command, prepare to fire! 1806 01:11:12,994 --> 01:11:15,203 [growling] 1807 01:11:15,341 --> 01:11:16,273 And, uh 1808 01:11:16,411 --> 01:11:20,587 - [deep bellowing] - [screaming] 1809 01:11:20,726 --> 01:11:23,073 Fall back! Fall back! 1810 01:11:25,316 --> 01:11:27,180 [panting] Huh? 1811 01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:28,423 [growls] 1812 01:11:30,149 --> 01:11:32,945 [laughing, hooting] 1813 01:11:35,706 --> 01:11:37,156 - [laughing] Uh. - Ooh. Uh. 1814 01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:40,228 - Uh, uh, uh, uh - [metallic clanging] 1815 01:11:40,366 --> 01:11:42,092 Hmph. [growls] 1816 01:11:42,748 --> 01:11:43,818 Meow. 1817 01:11:43,956 --> 01:11:45,198 [grunting] 1818 01:11:45,336 --> 01:11:47,304 [smacks lips, laughs maniacally] 1819 01:11:47,442 --> 01:11:49,685 [speaking Minionese] 1820 01:11:49,824 --> 01:11:51,791 [cheering, yelling] 1821 01:11:51,929 --> 01:11:53,551 DEBBIE: Wait, wait, wait! Slow down! 1822 01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:55,553 - [Minions panting] - Dort! 1823 01:11:56,589 --> 01:11:58,522 DEBBIE: Where are we going? [yells] 1824 01:11:58,660 --> 01:12:00,144 [panting] 1825 01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:02,422 - [door slams shut] - Dort! 1826 01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,734 Opena! 1827 01:12:03,872 --> 01:12:05,840 [Dick grunting] 1828 01:12:06,633 --> 01:12:07,773 Huh? 1829 01:12:07,911 --> 01:12:10,292 - [high-pitched whirring] - [exclaims] 1830 01:12:11,466 --> 01:12:13,951 [shouting in Minionese] 1831 01:12:14,849 --> 01:12:16,195 - [speaks Minionese] - [yelps] 1832 01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,853 - [panting, speaks Minionese] - [screams] 1833 01:12:19,681 --> 01:12:21,062 [grunts] Phew. 1834 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:22,580 - Hey, what are you doing? - [grunting] Ouch! Ouch! 1835 01:12:22,718 --> 01:12:24,513 - Get out of here, you weirdo. - Ouch! [screams] 1836 01:12:24,651 --> 01:12:27,482 [panicked panting] 1837 01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:28,690 [muffled grunts] 1838 01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:30,312 [screaming] 1839 01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:31,900 [yelling] 1840 01:12:32,038 --> 01:12:34,351 [muffled yelling] 1841 01:12:34,489 --> 01:12:36,008 [laughs] Henry. 1842 01:12:36,146 --> 01:12:37,699 So I guess this is the end. 1843 01:12:37,837 --> 01:12:39,943 Irene, finish him! 1844 01:12:40,081 --> 01:12:41,772 HENRY: Huh? [stammering] 1845 01:12:41,910 --> 01:12:43,360 [gasping] 1846 01:12:44,395 --> 01:12:46,397 Oh! 1847 01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,367 - [tires screeching] - No, no, no, no, no! 1848 01:12:53,094 --> 01:12:56,028 [screaming] 1849 01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,546 [muffled grunt] 1850 01:12:57,684 --> 01:12:58,858 Henry! 1851 01:12:58,996 --> 01:13:01,205 - [growls] - [tires screeching] 1852 01:13:02,793 --> 01:13:05,934 [shouting in Minionese] 1853 01:13:06,072 --> 01:13:08,316 [burbling] 1854 01:13:08,454 --> 01:13:10,905 - [engine puttering] - Huh? 1855 01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:19,603 [grunts] 1856 01:13:25,022 --> 01:13:26,782 - [electrical crackling] - Ah, no! 1857 01:13:26,921 --> 01:13:28,681 [speaking Minionese] 1858 01:13:28,819 --> 01:13:31,028 [muffled grunting] 1859 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,169 [muffled grunting continues] 1860 01:13:37,690 --> 01:13:40,244 Ah [speaking Minionese] 1861 01:13:41,487 --> 01:13:43,869 - [speaking Minionese angrily] - [switch clicking] 1862 01:13:45,663 --> 01:13:47,458 Ah [sighs] 1863 01:13:47,596 --> 01:13:48,494 [screams] 1864 01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:51,635 [both screaming] 1865 01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:53,948 Huh? Henry! 1866 01:13:54,086 --> 01:13:55,363 - [laughing] - James! 1867 01:13:55,501 --> 01:13:56,882 - BOTH: Toot, toot! - [Klaxon horn honking] 1868 01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,780 - [both laughing] - [engine puttering] 1869 01:13:58,918 --> 01:14:01,058 - GREG: Minions! - Huh? 1870 01:14:01,196 --> 01:14:03,026 - GOOMI: What? - [shouting in Minionese] 1871 01:14:03,164 --> 01:14:05,097 [continues shouting in Minionese] 1872 01:14:05,235 --> 01:14:07,616 Mm, piñata! 1873 01:14:07,754 --> 01:14:09,515 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 1874 01:14:10,550 --> 01:14:11,586 Huh? 1875 01:14:12,725 --> 01:14:13,829 [grunts weakly] 1876 01:14:13,968 --> 01:14:15,659 [shouting in Minionese] 1877 01:14:15,797 --> 01:14:18,006 [grunting] 1878 01:14:19,214 --> 01:14:21,216 [shouting in Minionese] 1879 01:14:21,354 --> 01:14:22,735 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 1880 01:14:22,873 --> 01:14:23,839 Click! Click! Click? 1881 01:14:23,978 --> 01:14:25,393 [growls, shouts in Minionese] 1882 01:14:25,531 --> 01:14:26,704 Yah! Yah! 1883 01:14:26,842 --> 01:14:28,465 [shouts in Minionese] 1884 01:14:28,603 --> 01:14:29,811 [hammer squeaks] 1885 01:14:29,949 --> 01:14:32,158 [shouting in Minionese] 1886 01:14:35,196 --> 01:14:36,783 - [buzzing] - [laughing] 1887 01:14:36,922 --> 01:14:38,371 [snapping] 1888 01:14:38,509 --> 01:14:39,579 Ow! 1889 01:14:39,717 --> 01:14:41,305 [groaning] 1890 01:14:42,755 --> 01:14:45,413 [speaks Minionese] Bazooka! 1891 01:14:47,587 --> 01:14:49,003 [grunts] 1892 01:14:50,521 --> 01:14:51,695 [grunts] 1893 01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,008 [muffled explosions] 1894 01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:01,256 [low bellowing] 1895 01:15:01,394 --> 01:15:03,949 [Minions cheering] 1896 01:15:04,087 --> 01:15:05,502 [gasps] James! 1897 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,814 Looka, looka! [speaks Minionese] 1898 01:15:07,953 --> 01:15:09,816 Go, go, go! 1899 01:15:09,955 --> 01:15:11,680 [grunts, speaks Minionese] 1900 01:15:11,818 --> 01:15:12,888 [laughing] 1901 01:15:13,027 --> 01:15:15,477 [cheering, laughing] 1902 01:15:15,615 --> 01:15:17,617 [burbling] 1903 01:15:17,755 --> 01:15:19,688 [Minions gasping] 1904 01:15:19,826 --> 01:15:21,967 [stammering, whimpering] 1905 01:15:26,868 --> 01:15:28,732 HENRY: Oh! 1906 01:15:28,870 --> 01:15:31,045 [shouting in Minionese] 1907 01:15:33,116 --> 01:15:34,358 [Minions yelling] 1908 01:15:34,496 --> 01:15:36,671 [James and Henry grunting] 1909 01:15:37,499 --> 01:15:39,536 [Goomi laughing maniacally] 1910 01:15:39,674 --> 01:15:42,228 Good game, fellas, but it's over. 1911 01:15:42,366 --> 01:15:44,990 Irene, take 'em all down! 1912 01:15:45,128 --> 01:15:46,922 [Goomi laughing] 1913 01:15:47,061 --> 01:15:49,166 [panicked shouting] 1914 01:15:49,304 --> 01:15:51,168 [whimpering] 1915 01:15:51,306 --> 01:15:53,481 [bellowing] 1916 01:15:53,619 --> 01:15:55,000 Uh, James. 1917 01:15:55,138 --> 01:15:57,105 [whimpering, yelps] 1918 01:15:59,659 --> 01:16:00,798 [bellowing] 1919 01:16:00,936 --> 01:16:02,593 [electrical crackling, electronic whooping] 1920 01:16:02,731 --> 01:16:04,492 MINIONS: Huh? 1921 01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:07,150 Ah, ah, what's happening? Who dares? 1922 01:16:07,288 --> 01:16:09,497 [electronic whooping] 1923 01:16:11,085 --> 01:16:13,294 I am Dort! 1924 01:16:13,432 --> 01:16:15,468 [Minions cheering] 1925 01:16:15,606 --> 01:16:16,400 Bravo! 1926 01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:19,679 Call off your attack, or else. 1927 01:16:19,817 --> 01:16:22,165 Oh, yeah? Or else, what? 1928 01:16:22,303 --> 01:16:24,029 We've got Irene! 1929 01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:25,513 Agreed. 1930 01:16:25,651 --> 01:16:28,516 But I've got 1931 01:16:28,654 --> 01:16:31,208 Minions! 1932 01:16:31,346 --> 01:16:32,727 [Dick laughing] 1933 01:16:32,865 --> 01:16:34,280 Piñata! 1934 01:16:34,418 --> 01:16:36,317 [Minions shouting] 1935 01:16:39,009 --> 01:16:41,494 [screaming] 1936 01:16:43,082 --> 01:16:45,360 [panting, screaming] 1937 01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:51,125 [deep bellowing] 1938 01:16:51,263 --> 01:16:53,472 [screaming, grunting] 1939 01:16:56,854 --> 01:16:58,477 [yelling] 1940 01:17:00,134 --> 01:17:01,721 [Dick laughing] 1941 01:17:01,859 --> 01:17:03,447 [grunting] 1942 01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:04,690 [gagging] 1943 01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:06,588 [speaking Minionese] 1944 01:17:06,726 --> 01:17:08,038 Uh, no. 1945 01:17:08,176 --> 01:17:09,177 - [grunting, gasps] - [chicken squawks] 1946 01:17:09,315 --> 01:17:11,593 [speaking Minionese angrily] 1947 01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:13,008 - [screams] - [spring boings] 1948 01:17:13,147 --> 01:17:14,838 [muffled shouting] 1949 01:17:14,976 --> 01:17:17,496 [panting, sighing] 1950 01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:18,359 Ah 1951 01:17:18,497 --> 01:17:19,636 BOTH: Kanpai! 1952 01:17:19,774 --> 01:17:21,120 [grunting] 1953 01:17:21,258 --> 01:17:25,297 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! 1954 01:17:26,229 --> 01:17:28,438 [deep bellowing] 1955 01:17:32,373 --> 01:17:35,341 [weapons whirring] 1956 01:17:38,724 --> 01:17:41,347 ♪ ♪ 1957 01:17:47,008 --> 01:17:49,010 [Howard and Phillips crying] 1958 01:17:49,148 --> 01:17:51,530 GOOMI [sobbing]: Irene! 1959 01:17:52,427 --> 01:17:53,739 JAMES: Hey, Goomi! 1960 01:17:53,877 --> 01:17:54,912 Huh? 1961 01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,363 [sighs, speaks Minionese] 1962 01:17:58,951 --> 01:18:00,401 - Huh? - GOOMI: Oh, no. 1963 01:18:00,539 --> 01:18:02,161 - No, no. No, no, no, no. - [Phillips and Howard gasping] 1964 01:18:02,299 --> 01:18:03,231 No, no, no, no! 1965 01:18:03,369 --> 01:18:05,613 Undo la spella. 1966 01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,098 - Command-Zed! - [screams] 1967 01:18:08,236 --> 01:18:09,479 Run for it, boys! 1968 01:18:09,617 --> 01:18:11,688 JAMES: Undo! 1969 01:18:11,826 --> 01:18:14,139 [panting, screaming] 1970 01:18:14,277 --> 01:18:16,210 [panicked shouting] 1971 01:18:16,348 --> 01:18:19,178 JAMES: Command-Zed! 1972 01:18:19,316 --> 01:18:22,630 Don't you dare lock me in there again, or I'm gonna 1973 01:18:24,459 --> 01:18:26,772 [Minions laughing and cheering] 1974 01:18:29,154 --> 01:18:30,672 [laughs] Dick! 1975 01:18:30,810 --> 01:18:31,846 Tú le besta. 1976 01:18:31,984 --> 01:18:33,503 No, Greg. Tú le besta. 1977 01:18:33,641 --> 01:18:35,815 - DICK: Ah. Oh! - [laughing] 1978 01:18:36,782 --> 01:18:37,921 [laughing] 1979 01:18:38,059 --> 01:18:39,025 Oh. 1980 01:18:39,164 --> 01:18:40,924 [crying] 1981 01:18:41,062 --> 01:18:43,375 DEBBIE: Dort! Dort! 1982 01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:46,516 Oh, Debbie! 1983 01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,932 OLIVIA: Yes, indeed. 1984 01:18:49,070 --> 01:18:52,315 The day and Earth itself was saved. 1985 01:18:52,453 --> 01:18:54,040 All was right in the world. 1986 01:18:54,179 --> 01:18:55,145 [Minions gasp] 1987 01:18:55,283 --> 01:18:56,733 And get this. 1988 01:18:56,871 --> 01:18:59,322 - Ed had never stopped filming. - [camera rattling] 1989 01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:01,324 [Henry and James cheering] 1990 01:19:01,462 --> 01:19:03,326 [laughing] 1991 01:19:03,464 --> 01:19:04,879 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 1992 01:19:05,017 --> 01:19:06,708 [laughing] 1993 01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:10,540 OLIVIA: And so, after months of hard work, 1994 01:19:10,678 --> 01:19:13,267 and with the help of all of his buddies, 1995 01:19:13,405 --> 01:19:16,097 James had made his dream come true. 1996 01:19:16,235 --> 01:19:19,169 He had done it. 1997 01:19:19,307 --> 01:19:22,310 He had finally made his movie. 1998 01:19:25,796 --> 01:19:28,351 [Minions laughing over speakers] 1999 01:19:29,179 --> 01:19:30,767 And let me tell you, 2000 01:19:30,905 --> 01:19:34,633 watching the movie play with a theater full of people, 2001 01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:38,533 there was truly nothing better. 2002 01:19:38,671 --> 01:19:40,880 - [cheering and applause] - [chanting]: James! James! 2003 01:19:41,018 --> 01:19:42,192 James! James! 2004 01:19:42,330 --> 01:19:45,885 James! James! James! James! James! 2005 01:19:46,023 --> 01:19:48,405 [cheering and applause continue] 2006 01:19:49,406 --> 01:19:51,719 Bank you. Bank you a tutti. 2007 01:19:51,857 --> 01:19:53,272 Bank you. 2008 01:19:54,135 --> 01:19:55,654 Bank you. 2009 01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:57,414 Bravo! 2010 01:19:57,552 --> 01:19:59,865 I'm so proud of you, James! 2011 01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:01,107 Oh, xiè xie. 2012 01:20:01,246 --> 01:20:02,557 DORT: Fantastic work, Minions. 2013 01:20:02,695 --> 01:20:05,042 That was incredible. 2014 01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:07,148 Fun for the whole family. 2015 01:20:07,286 --> 01:20:09,184 [speaks Minionese] 2016 01:20:09,323 --> 01:20:14,259 OLIVIA: And the evening just kept getting better and better. 2017 01:20:15,156 --> 01:20:16,709 Uh 2018 01:20:18,884 --> 01:20:20,955 [gasps] Uh. 2019 01:20:21,093 --> 01:20:23,371 [laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo! 2020 01:20:23,509 --> 01:20:25,270 - [laughing] - Bank you, Henry. 2021 01:20:25,408 --> 01:20:26,857 [both laughing] 2022 01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,412 ♪ ♪ 2023 01:20:29,550 --> 01:20:31,068 [cheering wildly] 2024 01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:33,830 OLIVIA: Oh, was it a glorious, beautiful moment 2025 01:20:33,968 --> 01:20:36,729 that none of them would ever forget. 2026 01:20:36,867 --> 01:20:37,592 [Dick sobbing] 2027 01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:39,663 They had done it. 2028 01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:43,736 The Minions had achieved success in the face of adversity. 2029 01:20:43,874 --> 01:20:46,118 And even though it took a long time 2030 01:20:46,256 --> 01:20:50,295 and it wasn't always easy, they came out on top. 2031 01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:52,020 As a group. 2032 01:20:52,158 --> 01:20:53,746 As a tribe. 2033 01:20:53,884 --> 01:20:55,576 As friends. 2034 01:20:55,714 --> 01:20:57,888 ATTENDEES: Aw! 2035 01:20:58,786 --> 01:20:59,959 - Cut! - [stage bell ringing] 2036 01:21:00,097 --> 01:21:02,203 The movie is finito! Bank you, toda! 2037 01:21:02,341 --> 01:21:04,101 Bank you! 2038 01:21:04,239 --> 01:21:06,414 - [cheering, happy chattering] - ["Hooray for Hollywood" plays] 2039 01:21:06,552 --> 01:21:07,760 Hey, hey. 2040 01:21:07,898 --> 01:21:09,900 - Bank you! - DORT: Way to go, Minions. 2041 01:21:10,038 --> 01:21:12,351 - Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado! - [thudding footsteps] 2042 01:21:12,489 --> 01:21:13,628 [yelps] 2043 01:21:13,766 --> 01:21:16,424 - HENRY: Hey! - [Cyclops laughing] 2044 01:21:16,562 --> 01:21:18,253 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 2045 01:21:18,392 --> 01:21:20,048 [children laughing] 2046 01:21:20,186 --> 01:21:22,327 [Minions shouting happily] 2047 01:21:22,465 --> 01:21:23,742 [speaking Minionese] 2048 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,191 - Thank you. - [cork pops] 2049 01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:26,607 - [Henry and James laughing] - Whoo! 2050 01:21:26,745 --> 01:21:28,367 [James speaks Minionese] 2051 01:21:28,505 --> 01:21:30,335 - Hey. [chuckles] - Come here, come here. 2052 01:21:30,473 --> 01:21:32,647 [speaks Minionese, laughs] 2053 01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,822 [Henry speaking Minionese] 2054 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,202 Bank you, Floyd! 2055 01:21:36,341 --> 01:21:37,997 [speaking Minionese excitedly] 2056 01:21:38,135 --> 01:21:39,136 - Aw. - [laughing] 2057 01:21:39,274 --> 01:21:40,621 [Minionese baby talk] 2058 01:21:40,759 --> 01:21:43,348 - Eh, James, tapioca? - [laughing] 2059 01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:46,212 - Tapioca. - Credits! 2060 01:21:46,351 --> 01:21:48,560 ♪ ♪ 2061 01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,372 STUART: Ooh. 2062 01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:09,719 - [laughing] - Eh. 2063 01:22:09,857 --> 01:22:12,135 - [dog sniffing] - STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss. 2064 01:22:12,273 --> 01:22:13,343 [chuckles] 2065 01:22:13,481 --> 01:22:15,621 [speaking foreign language] 2066 01:22:16,588 --> 01:22:18,521 - [barks, snarls] - [screaming] 2067 01:22:18,659 --> 01:22:21,489 - [snarling] - [Stuart and Kevin laughing] 2068 01:22:21,627 --> 01:22:23,008 - [snarling continues] - [yelping] 2069 01:22:23,146 --> 01:22:25,528 - [Gru and Minions screaming] - [snarling] 2070 01:22:25,666 --> 01:22:27,909 ♪ ♪ 2071 01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:39,369 [speaking foreign language] 2072 01:22:39,507 --> 01:22:41,406 [gasping] 2073 01:22:42,476 --> 01:22:44,167 [echoing]: Whoa! 2074 01:22:44,305 --> 01:22:45,617 Bello? 2075 01:22:45,755 --> 01:22:47,550 Stuart, helpa con la booka. 2076 01:22:47,688 --> 01:22:50,104 Uh [speaking foreign language] 2077 01:22:50,829 --> 01:22:52,244 [Dr. Nefario yelling] 2078 01:22:52,382 --> 01:22:54,557 [speaking foreign language] 2079 01:22:56,006 --> 01:22:57,974 Ah, uh, uh [speaking Minionese] 2080 01:22:58,112 --> 01:22:59,700 [grunting] 2081 01:22:59,838 --> 01:23:01,149 - Ow! Ow! Ooh! - [squeaking] 2082 01:23:01,287 --> 01:23:03,531 - Stop! Hey, stop it! - [Minions laughing] 2083 01:23:04,394 --> 01:23:06,569 ♪ ♪ 2084 01:23:14,853 --> 01:23:15,785 Eh? 2085 01:23:15,923 --> 01:23:18,201 [speaking foreign language] 2086 01:23:19,616 --> 01:23:21,549 - Uh - [speaking Minionese] 2087 01:23:21,687 --> 01:23:24,138 Ah. [speaking foreign language] 2088 01:23:25,519 --> 01:23:27,210 ♪ ♪ 2089 01:23:27,348 --> 01:23:29,281 [laughing] 2090 01:23:29,419 --> 01:23:31,386 [laughing, shouting happily] 2091 01:23:31,525 --> 01:23:33,734 [lighthearted music playing] 2092 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,359 [dramatic orchestra music plays and choir sings] 2093 01:23:38,497 --> 01:23:40,706 [lighthearted music resumes] 2094 01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:44,054 [laughing] 2095 01:23:44,192 --> 01:23:45,504 Ooh, looka, looka! 2096 01:23:45,642 --> 01:23:47,506 [speaking foreign language] 2097 01:23:47,644 --> 01:23:49,025 - [deep growling] - [gasping] 2098 01:23:49,163 --> 01:23:50,095 [laughing] 2099 01:23:50,233 --> 01:23:51,717 [bellowing] 2100 01:23:51,855 --> 01:23:53,581 [shouting happily, laughing] 2101 01:23:53,719 --> 01:23:55,341 Come here, come here! [speaks Minionese] 2102 01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,723 - [giggling] - [deep laughter] 2103 01:23:58,517 --> 01:24:00,692 ♪ ♪ 2104 01:24:08,803 --> 01:24:10,080 [laughing] 2105 01:24:10,218 --> 01:24:12,635 [speaking foreign language] Kitty Gru! 2106 01:24:13,636 --> 01:24:14,671 Rawr. 2107 01:24:14,809 --> 01:24:17,156 [laughing] 2108 01:24:17,294 --> 01:24:20,332 [speaking foreign language] Sheepy Gru! 2109 01:24:20,470 --> 01:24:21,471 Baa [grunts] 2110 01:24:21,609 --> 01:24:22,679 [laughing] 2111 01:24:22,817 --> 01:24:24,129 Ooh, ooh. [speaks Minionese] 2112 01:24:24,267 --> 01:24:26,752 [speaking foreign language] Penguin Gru! 2113 01:24:27,719 --> 01:24:29,755 - [squawks] - [laughing] 2114 01:24:29,893 --> 01:24:32,482 [speaking foreign language] Piggy Gru! 2115 01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:33,587 [oinks] 2116 01:24:33,725 --> 01:24:35,589 [laughing] 2117 01:24:35,727 --> 01:24:37,314 [speaking Minionese] 2118 01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:39,316 [clears throat] 2119 01:24:39,454 --> 01:24:40,732 [laughs sheepishly] 2120 01:24:40,870 --> 01:24:42,527 [speaks foreign language] 2121 01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,978 [screaming] 2122 01:24:47,117 --> 01:24:49,292 - [laughing] - [oinking] 2123 01:24:49,430 --> 01:24:51,639 ♪ ♪ 2124 01:25:21,393 --> 01:25:23,602 ♪ ♪ 2125 01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,185 ♪ ♪ 2126 01:26:24,456 --> 01:26:26,665 ♪ ♪ 2127 01:26:42,301 --> 01:26:44,338 ♪ ♪ 2128 01:26:56,868 --> 01:26:59,077 ♪ ♪ 2129 01:27:28,727 --> 01:27:30,936 ♪ ♪ 2130 01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,313 ♪ ♪ 2131 01:28:22,608 --> 01:28:24,818 [soprano singing aria] 2132 01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:56,539 [soprano continues singing] 2133 01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,089 [soprano continues singing] 2134 01:29:34,749 --> 01:29:36,959 [carrying note] 2135 01:29:46,002 --> 01:29:48,211 [voice squeaking, note continues off-key] 2136 01:29:50,627 --> 01:29:52,802 - [Minion coughing hoarsely] - [music ends] 2137 01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:54,390 [sighs heavily] 140631

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