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[grand orchestral fanfare
playing]
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[music slows, distorts]
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[music rewinding rapidly]
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[tinny grand orchestral
fanfare playing]
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[music ends]
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♪ Il ♪
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♪ lumination ♪
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♪ Illumination ♪
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[harmonizing]:
♪ Illumination. ♪
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♪ ♪
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- [pig squealing]
- Hyah! Hyah!
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[barking]
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[whimpering]
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- [cat meows]
- [laughing]
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[vibrating grunting]
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BOTH: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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- [elephant trumpets]
- [grunting rhythmically]
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[Minions speaking Minionese,
laughing]
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- [train whistle blowing]
- Uh
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[gasps, whimpers]
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[grunts]
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Eh
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[both laughing]
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- [laughing]: Hey.
- Hey. Yoo-hoo.
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[grunting]
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Oh!
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All right, everybody,
gather round.
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This is our latest,
very special exhibit
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where you'll learn all about
your favorite movies
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- and actors.
- Wow. -Ooh.
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Welcome to
The Magic of Hollywood!
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[attendees exclaiming]
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Look at all
this cool stuff. Oh.
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Look up there. It's E.T.
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[attendees gasping]
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[excitedly]:
Oh, and look at this one.
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- [gasps] Keanu Reeves.
- [glass squeaks]
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[purrs seductively]
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[exclaiming, murmuring]
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And you all know
George Lucas, right?
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- [excited chattering]
- GIRL: Oh, yes, he's great.
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[muffled]:
I'd really like to go home now.
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Come on, only a few more weeks
left in the exhibit.
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You can do it.
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Can I at least have
my cell phone?
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Oh, George, you're just gonna
use it to call for help.
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[sighs heavily]
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Oh, and over here,
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oh, wow, the most important
figures in the exhibit.
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Without them,
there would be no Hollywood.
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James and Henry!
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Who?
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Are you serious?
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James and Henry.
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- Minions.
- I know the Minions.
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But I've never seen, uh
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James and Henry.
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- Yeah. Never heard of them.
- Me neither.
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[stammers]
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This is insane!
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James and Henry are legends,
and they changed Hollywood forever.
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Not just Hollywood,
they changed the world.
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And their story is epic.
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- [gasping, murmuring]
- They're what?
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What is she talking about?
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Everybody, sit down. Now.
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All of you. Come on, sit down.
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Tommy. You, too, Glasses
and Mr. Johnson.
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And-and-and you, too,
Bubble Girl.
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[pops]
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As you may know,
throughout time,
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dozens of Minion tribes
have been roaming our planet,
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searching for
the perfect villain
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- to serve.
- [burps]
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[Minions speaking Minionese
excitedly, laughing]
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[singing "Blow the Man Down"
in Minionese]
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♪ Ho, ho ♪
[singing in Minionese]
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OLIVIA: And among them
was a very special guy.
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That's him right there.
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James.
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He liked to draw, paint,
but, above all,
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he loved to invent stories and
share them with his buddies.
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- Hey, Alberto. Look at me booka.
- Huh?
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¿Te gusta?
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Uh um, meh.
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JAMES: Ah. Uh, Eric.
[speaks Minionese]
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Huh? [sputters, mutters]
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Hey, James! Hey!
[speaks Minionese] Okay?
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[stammering]:
Uh, uh, es Sí, sí.
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[groans]
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[grunting]
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OLIVIA:
The rest of his tribe, however,
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they were just interested
in one thing.
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[Minions gasp]
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MINIONS:
Big Boss. Ooh
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OLIVIA: To serve the most evil
master they can find.
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And this guy checked
all the boxes.
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Scary? Check.
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Burly? Check.
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- Super mean?
- Ooh.
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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [people groaning]
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[laughing]
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OLIVIA:
Double check.
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CYCLOPS:
Oh.
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- [laughing]
- MAN: No, no, no!
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- Pout! Pout! Pout!
- [panicked shouting]
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[laughing]
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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[panicked shouting]
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OLIVIA:
He was a perfect ten.
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[laughing]
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[Minions shouting excitedly]
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MINIONS:
Pout! Pout! Pout!
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[chattering happily]
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Pout! Pout! Pout!
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- [laughing]
- [heavy thudding]
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OLIVIA: To show their new
master how much they cared,
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the Minions did everything
for him.
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[speaking Minionese]
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[James humming]
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OLIVIA: But James wanted
to go one step further
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and create something
truly wonderful for his master.
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- [thudding footsteps]
- Uh, uh, what? Ah.
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[Cyclops humming]
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Ah. Hey, Big Boss!
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Hey, looka! Looka!
[speaking Minionese]
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- [Cyclops sighs]
- [James laughs]
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Regarde! [grunts]
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C'est tu! [chuckles]
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Et c'est nous!
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[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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[laughing]
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Pout, pout, pout.
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JAMES:
Uh
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- No, pout, pout, pouta. No.
- [Cyclops laughing]
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- No.
- [laughing, grunting]
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[grunts] Eh?
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[Cyclops gasps]
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[screaming]
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[gasps] Regarde! Regarde!
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[whimpering]
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[screaming]
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- [shouting in pain]
- [shouting in Minionese]
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- [crashing]
- [Cyclops cries out]
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Ah, ooh, ooh.
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- [crashing]
- [grunting]
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[cries out in pain]
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[whimpering]
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Uh, pulla, pulla
[speaks Minionese]
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[straining]
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[grunting]
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Phew.
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[laughs]
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JAMES:
Hey, hey, uh, no, no, no!
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¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
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Oomph! [air squeaking]
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[screaming]
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[pained grunting]
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[gasping]
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Ow! [grunting]
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Oh! Ooh! Oh!
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[screaming]
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- [thudding, squishing]
- [gasping]
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- [grunts woozily]
- [gags]
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- Oh, James.
- James.
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[chuckles sheepishly]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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OLIVIA:
The Minions were banished
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from the Cyclops's island
that day,
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and everyone was mad at James.
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- [speaks Minionese]
- James, James, James!
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[shouting angrily
in Minionese, grunts]
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- Oh.
- OLIVIA: Well, not everyone.
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- [laughing] - One other
Minion found it very funny.
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Big Boss. Pout, pout, pout.
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[screaming in pain]
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[speaks Minionese,
blows raspberry]
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[screaming in pain]
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Ayah, ouch. [groaning]
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[laughing, speaks Minionese]
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OLIVIA:
And that was Henry.
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- HENRY [sighs]: Ooh la la la.
- [James chuckles]
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[speaking Minionese]
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Allez.
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[stutters] Hey, James.
[speaking Minionese]
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Ah, sí, sí.
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[rhythmic drumbeat]
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Uh-uh.
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Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Hey.
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[speaks Minionese]
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♪ ♪
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Huh? [laughs]
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[Henry laughing]
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Mee-ta Henry.
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Ah, bello. Mee-ta James.
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- Tapioca?
- Ah, oh, tapioca.
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[laughs] Ooh, hey.
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- [speaking Minionese]
- Sí.
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[speaks Minionese excitedly]
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Oh, oh. [speaks Minionese]
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Hey, oh! [speaking Minionese]
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- Ah, o-okay. Sí, sí.
- Sí. Sí.
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[laughing nervously]
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- Blah.
- [sputters]
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- [both laughing]
- [sighs]
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OLIVIA:
And from that moment on,
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James and Henry
were inseparable.
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The best of friends
and by each other's side
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- no matter where they went
- MINIONS: Big Boss! Big Boss!
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- or who they worked for.
- Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
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Their next master
was extremely promising,
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very powerful and,
more importantly, very evil.
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And his book-- ooh, dear me,
it had some wicked spells in it.
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Misha stroganoff.
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[vocalizing, whistling]
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Oh la la la.
[speaking Minionese]
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[shouts in foreign language]
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Brush up! Brush up!
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[speaks Minionese,
laughs nervously]
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No touch of la bookiski.
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- No touch of!
- Okay, okay. No touch of.
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Ah. [laughing]
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- No touch of!
- [yelps] Bah no, no.
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[hushed]:
Hey, James. James.
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Come here, come here. Looka.
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Touch of la bookiski.
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[chuckles]:
Oh.
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Looka. Come here, come here.
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[grunts]
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Oh.
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Bella la monstra.
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[laughing]
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Ooh la. Ooh.
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Oh, oh! La! La rabbit!
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Holy kawaii! Voy a la spella.
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Uh [clears throat]
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[speaking foreign language]
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♪ ♪
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[crackling]
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- [Minions gasping]
- [soft rumbling]
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- [exclaiming, whimpering]
- [magical tinkling]
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[deep purring]
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BOTH:
Aw.
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[speaks Minionese] cute-a.
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[chirps]
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[roaring viciously]
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[screaming]
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[wind whistling]
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[snarling]
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[Wizard shouting
in foreign language]
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[wind whistles]
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[screaming]
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[cries out]
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[panting, whimpering]
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Uh, hah. Blah. Command-Zed.
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Command-Zed!
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- Undo!
- [growling]
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Command-Zed!
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00:10:42,781 --> 00:10:43,954
Undo!
264
00:10:44,093 --> 00:10:46,405
[strained growling, roaring]
265
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[bellowing]
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[crackling]
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[Minions groaning weakly]
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OLIVIA: Once again, the Minions
had inadvertently lost a master.
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[groaning]
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Henry! [laughing]
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OLIVIA:
On the plus side,
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James and Henry's friendship
became stronger that day
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- Uh
- Uh [laughs nervously]
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OLIVIA:
even if it made
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some of the other Minions
unhappy.
276
00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:17,574
[speaking Minionese angrily]
277
00:11:17,712 --> 00:11:19,335
[grunts]
278
00:11:19,473 --> 00:11:21,302
[snickering]
279
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[gasping, panting]
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[strained grunting]
281
00:11:25,479 --> 00:11:27,550
OLIVIA:
Oh, this is Ed, by the way.
282
00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,415
He's a friendly Minion
who is a bit hard of hearing.
283
00:11:30,553 --> 00:11:32,279
[blows raspberry]
284
00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:35,282
So they came up with a way of
communicating with each other.
285
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- Y polenta, la mango.
- Mm-hmm.
286
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,148
[grunts]
287
00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:41,046
[laughing]
288
00:11:41,184 --> 00:11:42,461
Come here.
289
00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:43,945
Huh?
290
00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,850
♪ ♪
291
00:11:51,988 --> 00:11:56,303
OLIVIA: And so the Minions went
from one boss to the next.
292
00:11:56,441 --> 00:11:57,994
And there were many.
293
00:11:58,132 --> 00:11:59,754
♪ ♪
294
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[growling]
295
00:12:01,204 --> 00:12:03,172
- The Big Boss!
- [cheering]
296
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,243
[toilet flushing]
297
00:12:06,347 --> 00:12:08,177
CHRIS:
Uh, buddies. [stammers]
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00:12:08,315 --> 00:12:10,040
Por favor. [whimpers]
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00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:11,628
Uh. Huh? Ah!
300
00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:12,767
[grunts]
301
00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:14,286
[mummy screams]
302
00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,875
MINIONS:
Oh, Chris!
303
00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:19,740
- [pirate laughing]
- [Minions growling]
304
00:12:19,878 --> 00:12:21,466
[Minions shouting]
305
00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:23,295
[grunts]
306
00:12:25,021 --> 00:12:26,333
[pirate screams]
307
00:12:26,471 --> 00:12:28,058
MINIONS:
Oh, Bill.
308
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,267
[pirate screaming]
309
00:12:29,405 --> 00:12:31,614
[snoring]
310
00:12:34,513 --> 00:12:36,066
MINIONS:
Oh, Patrick.
311
00:12:36,205 --> 00:12:38,414
[shouting in Minionese,
grunting]
312
00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:41,693
- [bamboo creaking]
- Huh?
313
00:12:42,487 --> 00:12:44,074
MINIONS:
Oh, Brian.
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♪ ♪
315
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,733
OLIVIA:
But after a while,
316
00:12:47,871 --> 00:12:50,840
they couldn't find
any more evil masters to serve.
317
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:54,223
For a very long time,
the Minions wandered about,
318
00:12:54,361 --> 00:12:56,742
tired and losing hope.
319
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,054
[panting]
320
00:12:58,192 --> 00:13:00,056
Okay. [speaking Minionese]
321
00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:01,057
Okay?
322
00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:02,610
[speaking Minionese]
323
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:04,474
OLIVIA: And that
very bossy Minion there,
324
00:13:04,612 --> 00:13:06,200
that's Dick.
325
00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:08,098
He barked at everyone
to make camp for the night.
326
00:13:08,237 --> 00:13:09,583
- [James and Henry laughing]
- Eh, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
327
00:13:09,721 --> 00:13:11,895
[speaking Minionese]
328
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,381
OLIVIA:
Now, because of their nonstop
329
00:13:14,519 --> 00:13:16,969
blabbering and giggling,
Dick ordered Henry and James
330
00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:20,628
to go sleep away from
everyone else, as per usual.
331
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,423
- [snoring]
- Which was fine with them,
332
00:13:22,561 --> 00:13:24,460
as it meant they could
stay up all night
333
00:13:24,598 --> 00:13:27,773
discussing the meaning of life,
the cosmos,
334
00:13:27,911 --> 00:13:29,879
their hopes, their dreams.
335
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,226
[James and Henry
speaking Minionese]
336
00:13:33,331 --> 00:13:35,712
- HENRY: Ooh la la. [speaks Minionese]
- JAMES: Bank you.
337
00:13:35,850 --> 00:13:37,611
- Bellissimo, James.
- Uh-huh.
338
00:13:37,749 --> 00:13:38,819
Ah. [speaks Minionese] Dick.
339
00:13:38,957 --> 00:13:40,269
[speaks Minionese]
asparagus.
340
00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:42,685
Mick or no.
Mick or no. Mick or no.
341
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,551
- [laughing] - DICK: Hey, yo!
Henry, James! Sleepa!
342
00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:47,655
[growls in frustration]
343
00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:50,486
[snickering, laughing quietly]
344
00:13:52,764 --> 00:13:54,697
[Henry and James snoring]
345
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,528
[snoring continues]
346
00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:00,979
DICK:
Hey. [speaking Minionese]
347
00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:02,429
Go, go, go.
348
00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:05,086
- Hey, Henry, wake up.
- Huh? [speaks Minionese]
349
00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:06,847
[speaking Minionese]
350
00:14:07,917 --> 00:14:10,540
- [speaks Minionese]
- [stutters, speaks Minionese]
351
00:14:10,678 --> 00:14:12,577
OLIVIA:
Oof. And with that,
352
00:14:12,715 --> 00:14:15,200
Dick lost his temper again.
353
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:19,480
And he said all he had on
his mind about the two friends.
354
00:14:19,618 --> 00:14:23,381
Henry thought long and hard
about Dick's remarks
355
00:14:23,519 --> 00:14:24,761
and decided to punch him.
356
00:14:24,899 --> 00:14:26,798
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dick whimpering]
357
00:14:26,936 --> 00:14:29,456
But thankfully Ed intervened,
358
00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:32,217
signed for his friend
to calm down,
359
00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,805
breathe deeply
360
00:14:33,943 --> 00:14:35,979
- and
- Hey. Hey! [grunts]
361
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,843
punched Dick himself.
362
00:14:37,981 --> 00:14:39,880
- [shouting]
- [Dick stammering]
363
00:14:40,018 --> 00:14:42,296
Uh, putt, putt, putt, putt.
[speaks Minionese] Okay?
364
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:43,849
- [grunting]
- [clamoring]
365
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,437
OLIVIA:
Well, this seemed like
366
00:14:45,575 --> 00:14:46,852
- the breaking point
- Looka!
367
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,751
but then Dick saw something
368
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,961
that would change
the Minions' lives forever.
369
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,790
Big Boss! Ah! Ooh! Ah!
370
00:14:53,928 --> 00:14:56,517
- [gunfire]
- ♪ ♪
371
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,210
[dings]
372
00:15:00,349 --> 00:15:01,660
[dreamily]:
Big Boss.
373
00:15:01,798 --> 00:15:03,352
ERIC:
Hey, buddies!
374
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,906
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
375
00:15:06,044 --> 00:15:08,046
[gunfire]
376
00:15:10,289 --> 00:15:12,050
[shouting excitedly]
377
00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,638
[laughing]
378
00:15:14,466 --> 00:15:15,640
[exclaims]
379
00:15:16,675 --> 00:15:19,368
- [Minions shouting]
- [horses whinnying]
380
00:15:23,164 --> 00:15:24,442
MINIONS:
Bye-bye!
381
00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,995
[Minions shouting excitedly]
382
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,204
- What the?
- [train whistle blowing]
383
00:15:28,342 --> 00:15:29,861
Hyah!
384
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,972
- [Minions chattering]
- [grunting]
385
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,112
[whimpering]
386
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:41,251
[shouting in Minionese]
387
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:43,771
[screaming]
388
00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,773
- [Klaxon horn honking]
- Huh? Buddies, looka!
389
00:15:45,911 --> 00:15:48,120
- [guns popping]
- [bandit yelps]
390
00:15:49,363 --> 00:15:52,124
To the train!
391
00:15:52,262 --> 00:15:54,230
- [bandit whimpers]
- [Minions chatter]
392
00:15:54,368 --> 00:15:56,128
- Follow him! [grunts]
- Get on up! Get after him!
393
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:58,165
Go, go, go!
394
00:15:58,303 --> 00:15:59,822
Hmm? [gasps]
395
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,031
- After him!
- Come here, you little
396
00:16:03,722 --> 00:16:05,517
[strained grunting]
397
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:08,382
- Hey! [yelling]
- [grunts]
398
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,694
[whistling]
399
00:16:09,832 --> 00:16:10,971
[grunts]
400
00:16:11,109 --> 00:16:12,282
Huh? Oh.
401
00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:13,422
[laughs]
402
00:16:14,284 --> 00:16:16,666
- [Minions chattering]
- [bandit whimpers]
403
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:21,153
[yelps]
404
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:24,122
Hey! Down here!
405
00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:30,404
[whimpers, grunts]
406
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:31,957
[grunts]
407
00:16:32,095 --> 00:16:33,338
Buddies! Helpa me!
408
00:16:33,476 --> 00:16:35,789
- [bandit screaming]
- [clamoring]
409
00:16:35,927 --> 00:16:37,307
[gasps]
410
00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,344
[yelling, straining]
411
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,450
[clamoring continues]
412
00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:43,693
[straining, yelling]
413
00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:48,249
[strained grunting]
414
00:16:48,387 --> 00:16:49,527
[Minions shouting]
415
00:16:49,665 --> 00:16:51,632
- What? Oh!
- [engine sputtering]
416
00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,082
[screams]
417
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,635
[clamoring]
418
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:55,912
[bandit grunting]
419
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,776
- Whoa, whoa!
- [engine sputtering]
420
00:16:57,914 --> 00:17:01,021
["Hooray for Hollywood" playing]
421
00:17:01,159 --> 00:17:02,850
[grunting]
422
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:06,026
- Big Boss! Hey!
- [Minions laughing]
423
00:17:06,164 --> 00:17:07,579
[shrieks, whimpers]
424
00:17:07,717 --> 00:17:10,064
[screaming]
425
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:13,343
- [Minions shouting]
- [man yelps]
426
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:14,862
[shouting in Minionese]
427
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,036
[laughing]
428
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:17,520
- Uh, oh.
- Oh.
429
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:20,765
- [speaks Minionese]
- [laughs]
430
00:17:20,903 --> 00:17:22,145
[shouting in Minionese]
431
00:17:22,283 --> 00:17:24,493
[laughing]
432
00:17:24,631 --> 00:17:26,840
[people shouting and screaming]
433
00:17:29,221 --> 00:17:30,706
[screaming]
434
00:17:30,844 --> 00:17:32,293
Hey, hey, looka.
435
00:17:32,431 --> 00:17:33,536
[train whistle blowing]
436
00:17:33,674 --> 00:17:35,055
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]
437
00:17:35,193 --> 00:17:38,196
- [whistle continues blowing]
- [woman exclaims]
438
00:17:38,334 --> 00:17:40,163
[whimpering]
439
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,614
[shouting excitedly]
440
00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:47,205
[panting, screaming]
441
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,966
[Minions shouting]
442
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,245
[laughing]
443
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,317
[chattering]
444
00:17:57,422 --> 00:17:59,148
[grunting]
445
00:18:00,011 --> 00:18:02,392
- [bandit screams]
- [shouting]
446
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:03,877
[grunts]
447
00:18:04,015 --> 00:18:06,327
[laughing, shouting]
448
00:18:06,465 --> 00:18:08,157
Uh, uh, oh.
449
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,607
[strained grunting]
450
00:18:09,745 --> 00:18:11,022
Oh, oh, oh.
451
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,610
[yells]
452
00:18:13,403 --> 00:18:15,026
[grunts]
453
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,925
[shouting]
454
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:24,656
[man yelps]
455
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:27,486
- Hey. Toot, toot!
- [train whistle blowing]
456
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,558
- [laughing] Toot!
- Toot!
457
00:18:29,696 --> 00:18:30,904
- [whistling stops]
- [gasps] -Agh.
458
00:18:31,042 --> 00:18:32,112
- [speaks Minionese] Broke off.
- Huh?
459
00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:34,079
- Toot, toot!
- [laughing]
460
00:18:34,217 --> 00:18:35,494
- Toot, toot, toot!
- Toot, toot!
461
00:18:35,633 --> 00:18:37,876
- [laughing]
- [car horn honks]
462
00:18:38,912 --> 00:18:40,534
[stammering]
463
00:18:40,672 --> 00:18:42,571
- [woman speaking softly]
- [baby babbling]
464
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,745
[screams] Buddies, go, go!
465
00:18:44,883 --> 00:18:46,575
Toot, toot!
466
00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,231
[screams]
467
00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,613
[straining]
468
00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:52,028
[screams]
469
00:18:55,687 --> 00:18:57,724
[giggling]
470
00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:58,794
[Minions sigh]
471
00:18:58,932 --> 00:19:00,934
Ah! [shouting in Minionese]
472
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:04,731
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [man whimpering]
473
00:19:05,732 --> 00:19:07,354
[shouting in Minionese]
474
00:19:07,492 --> 00:19:09,425
[clowns whimpering]
475
00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:10,806
[clown laughing]
476
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:13,049
[whimpering]
477
00:19:13,187 --> 00:19:15,051
[Minions shouting excitedly]
478
00:19:15,189 --> 00:19:17,778
[screams] Please don't hurt me!
479
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:20,091
MINIONS [dreamily]:
Big Boss.
480
00:19:21,126 --> 00:19:21,955
Phew.
481
00:19:22,093 --> 00:19:23,335
[screams] Look out!
482
00:19:23,473 --> 00:19:24,992
HENRY:
Kumquat?
483
00:19:25,855 --> 00:19:26,787
- MINIONS: Huh?
- [gasps]
484
00:19:26,925 --> 00:19:28,099
BANDIT:
Huh?
485
00:19:28,237 --> 00:19:29,859
No. [grunting]
486
00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:32,793
[metallic screeching]
487
00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:35,106
[panicked shouting]
488
00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:38,247
- [panicked shouting]
- Stop!
489
00:19:38,385 --> 00:19:42,044
Sto
490
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,563
- op!
- [train creaking]
491
00:19:44,702 --> 00:19:46,220
[steam hisses]
492
00:19:49,948 --> 00:19:51,018
[Minions grunt]
493
00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:52,606
[plane engine sputtering]
494
00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:53,849
[crashing]
495
00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,920
Toot, toot.
496
00:19:56,058 --> 00:19:58,060
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]
497
00:19:58,198 --> 00:20:00,372
Okay, people, back to one.
498
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,650
[crew groans]
499
00:20:01,788 --> 00:20:03,306
[growling]:
And you!
500
00:20:03,444 --> 00:20:05,446
Do you have any idea
what you have done?
501
00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:07,000
[speaking Minionese]
502
00:20:07,138 --> 00:20:09,002
la Boss y, uh, conducto
[speaking Minionese]
503
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:11,694
Huh? E la toot, toot.
Y la James también.
504
00:20:11,832 --> 00:20:12,937
Sí, toot, toot.
505
00:20:13,075 --> 00:20:14,801
[speaking Minionese, shouting]
506
00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:16,595
Stop! Stop.
507
00:20:16,734 --> 00:20:18,597
You've ruined everything.
508
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:20,496
It was a perfect scene.
509
00:20:20,634 --> 00:20:23,430
All that work. All that money.
All that effort.
510
00:20:23,568 --> 00:20:24,949
Uh [speaks Minionese] No?
511
00:20:25,087 --> 00:20:26,364
- Get out of here.
- [Minions gasp]
512
00:20:26,502 --> 00:20:27,952
You, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you.
513
00:20:28,090 --> 00:20:28,987
- And you.
- Me?
514
00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:30,609
Definitely you. Get out!
515
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:33,474
- Out! Out, out, out, out, out!
- [Minions whimpering]
516
00:20:33,612 --> 00:20:35,442
- Out!
- [yelps, whimpers]
517
00:20:37,513 --> 00:20:39,342
Verschwindet!
518
00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,034
Let's go again.
519
00:20:41,172 --> 00:20:42,483
MAN:
Uh, hey, boss.
520
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:44,244
We're out of film.
521
00:20:44,382 --> 00:20:45,901
[exhales]
522
00:20:46,039 --> 00:20:48,593
This is not going
to go down well.
523
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:50,940
♪ ♪
524
00:20:57,844 --> 00:20:59,224
[Klaxon horn honks]
525
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:05,817
[muttering quietly in German]
526
00:21:07,923 --> 00:21:10,063
FRANK:
You tell that no-talent bum
527
00:21:10,201 --> 00:21:12,375
if he messes up again,
he's fired!
528
00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,515
And then send him
a bottle of champagne
529
00:21:14,653 --> 00:21:16,621
because it's his birthday.
[chuckles]
530
00:21:16,759 --> 00:21:19,037
Oh! There he is.
531
00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:20,970
- Our favorite director.
- [chuckles nervously]
532
00:21:21,108 --> 00:21:22,282
Hello, Mr. Bright.
533
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,008
- Mr. Bright.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
534
00:21:24,146 --> 00:21:25,630
- [yells] - All right,
let's see what you shot.
535
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:26,631
[strained grunting]
536
00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:28,115
Roll the scene, now.
537
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,083
We are so excited to see it.
538
00:21:30,221 --> 00:21:31,532
Come on, let's go.
539
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,258
Just so you know, Mr. Bright,
540
00:21:33,396 --> 00:21:34,812
we had [gulps]
541
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:37,124
a small problem.
542
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,332
A problem?
543
00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:40,576
Is just a puzzle
for friends to solve.
544
00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:42,578
Problems cost money, Elwood.
545
00:21:42,716 --> 00:21:44,062
If this scene is terrible,
546
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:48,170
you will never work
in this town again.
547
00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:49,585
But we're sure you'll do great
548
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,552
in any number of other towns.
[chuckles]
549
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:52,899
[Max chuckles weakly]
550
00:21:53,037 --> 00:21:54,590
Roll the scene, please,
and thank you.
551
00:21:54,728 --> 00:21:56,765
- [film projector clicking]
- [piano playing jaunty tune]
552
00:22:02,011 --> 00:22:04,082
♪ ♪
553
00:22:10,848 --> 00:22:13,574
[dramatic piano music plays]
554
00:22:18,752 --> 00:22:20,789
[whimpers]:
Ooh, here we go.
555
00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:23,136
♪ ♪
556
00:22:24,137 --> 00:22:25,759
What is going on?
557
00:22:25,897 --> 00:22:28,210
MAX: I know. That's what I was
trying to tell you at the
558
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,280
[whimpers]
559
00:22:29,418 --> 00:22:30,937
[Frank grunts]
560
00:22:31,075 --> 00:22:32,835
What are those things?
561
00:22:32,973 --> 00:22:34,768
Uh they, uh
562
00:22:34,906 --> 00:22:36,218
FRANK:
You changed the whole scene.
563
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,978
- [dramatic chords]
- MAX: But I didn't.
564
00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:40,947
I oh, boy, I didn't.
565
00:22:41,085 --> 00:22:42,707
It's genius!
566
00:22:42,845 --> 00:22:44,053
What?
567
00:22:44,191 --> 00:22:45,744
[jaunty music continues]
568
00:22:45,883 --> 00:22:47,401
The scene, it's great.
569
00:22:47,539 --> 00:22:49,265
It's better than great.
I love it!
570
00:22:49,403 --> 00:22:52,027
Those sickly children,
oh, they're fantastic.
571
00:22:52,165 --> 00:22:53,787
They have to be in
every shot of the movie.
572
00:22:53,925 --> 00:22:55,340
Uh yeah.
573
00:22:55,478 --> 00:22:57,377
[laughs nervously]
Okay. Absolutely.
574
00:22:57,515 --> 00:23:00,518
I'm going to get
my very good friends--
575
00:23:00,656 --> 00:23:02,934
just those, uh, uh,
what's their names--
576
00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:05,350
and put them in the movie!
577
00:23:05,488 --> 00:23:06,973
[laughs nervously]
578
00:23:07,111 --> 00:23:09,251
[music ends]
579
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:10,286
Sam?
580
00:23:10,424 --> 00:23:11,840
Elwood?
581
00:23:11,978 --> 00:23:13,738
Would you mind playing it?
582
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:15,153
All right.
583
00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,742
[playing "As Time Goes By"]
584
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,125
Ah, that's the stuff, Frankie.
585
00:23:21,263 --> 00:23:24,231
Ah, yes, it is, Elwood.
586
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:27,303
Schnell! Schnell!
Get me my car!
587
00:23:27,441 --> 00:23:29,271
- [Klaxon horn blaring]
- Faster, faster!
588
00:23:29,409 --> 00:23:31,721
We need to find them.
Where are they?
589
00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:32,895
Get out of the way!
590
00:23:33,033 --> 00:23:34,759
Move it, move it!
591
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:36,209
[horns honking]
592
00:23:39,212 --> 00:23:40,558
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!
593
00:23:40,696 --> 00:23:42,042
Give women the vote!
594
00:23:42,180 --> 00:23:43,802
- Give women the vote!
- Take the next right.
595
00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:45,528
They could be on Sunset.
596
00:23:46,944 --> 00:23:48,635
- Ah.
- Ah.
597
00:23:48,773 --> 00:23:50,671
Oh, looka! [speaks Minionese]
598
00:23:50,809 --> 00:23:51,983
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
599
00:23:52,121 --> 00:23:53,812
- [grunts]
- [speaks Minionese]
600
00:23:53,951 --> 00:23:55,504
[grunting]
601
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,057
[Henry laughing] Mmm!
602
00:23:57,195 --> 00:23:58,334
[gasps] Hey, hey!
603
00:23:58,472 --> 00:24:00,681
[chattering in Minionese]
604
00:24:02,891 --> 00:24:03,926
[hocks, spits]
605
00:24:04,064 --> 00:24:05,341
Oh.
606
00:24:06,135 --> 00:24:07,033
[laughing]
607
00:24:07,171 --> 00:24:08,620
[speaking Minionese]
608
00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:09,759
Eh, looka.
609
00:24:09,898 --> 00:24:11,623
[hocks, spits]
610
00:24:11,761 --> 00:24:13,556
[laughter]
611
00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:15,869
[speaks Minionese, hocks, spits]
612
00:24:16,007 --> 00:24:17,664
- [laughter]
- VENDOR: Hey!
613
00:24:17,802 --> 00:24:19,700
- MEN: Huh?
- Don't let 'em get away!
614
00:24:19,838 --> 00:24:21,012
[angry shouting]
615
00:24:21,150 --> 00:24:22,703
- [police whistle blowing]
- Huh?
616
00:24:22,841 --> 00:24:24,533
[whimpering, screaming]
617
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:25,844
- [shouting in Minionese]
- [whimpering]
618
00:24:25,983 --> 00:24:27,156
DICK:
Huh? [stammering]
619
00:24:27,294 --> 00:24:28,709
- [screams]
- [whimpering]
620
00:24:28,847 --> 00:24:30,159
[angry shouting]
621
00:24:32,058 --> 00:24:34,267
[frantic chattering]
622
00:24:35,716 --> 00:24:37,373
- [bicycle bell ringing]
- BICYCLIST: Whoa!
623
00:24:37,511 --> 00:24:39,375
- [tires screeching]
- [frantic chattering]
624
00:24:39,513 --> 00:24:40,618
[screams]
625
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:42,378
[cries out]
626
00:24:42,516 --> 00:24:43,345
[neighing]
627
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:45,795
- [Klaxon horn honks]
- [gasps]
628
00:24:45,934 --> 00:24:47,314
[Klaxon horn honks]
629
00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:48,902
[laughs]:
My boys!
630
00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:51,318
I've been looking all over
for you. Get in, get in.
631
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:52,975
- MAN: There they are!
- Uh
632
00:24:53,113 --> 00:24:54,563
- [Dick yelps]
- Get those little guys!
633
00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:55,771
[shouts in Minionese]
634
00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,807
- Quick, quick.
- [grunting]
635
00:24:57,946 --> 00:24:59,085
DICK:
Go, go, go!
636
00:24:59,223 --> 00:25:00,949
[tires squealing]
637
00:25:01,087 --> 00:25:03,606
MAN:
Don't let them get away!
638
00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:05,401
MINIONS:
Banana!
639
00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:07,645
[excited chattering
in Minionese]
640
00:25:07,783 --> 00:25:10,751
[muffled chatter]
641
00:25:10,889 --> 00:25:12,305
[muffled laughing]
642
00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:13,996
[speaking Minionese]
643
00:25:14,134 --> 00:25:16,205
Wunderbar. Wunderbar.
644
00:25:16,343 --> 00:25:17,931
Uh, first things first.
645
00:25:18,069 --> 00:25:19,277
Who are you?
646
00:25:19,415 --> 00:25:20,796
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Y James.
647
00:25:20,934 --> 00:25:22,418
[speaks Minionese] Dick.
648
00:25:24,386 --> 00:25:25,663
- [speaks Minionese] Ed.
- Uh
649
00:25:25,801 --> 00:25:27,182
- Soy Peter!
- [speaks Minionese] Ken.
650
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:30,599
[Minions shouting out names]
651
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,118
[stammering]
652
00:25:32,256 --> 00:25:34,327
Is-is there a name
I can just call all of you?
653
00:25:34,465 --> 00:25:35,569
Bah
654
00:25:35,707 --> 00:25:36,777
Minions.
655
00:25:36,915 --> 00:25:39,435
Look, Minions, my name is Max.
656
00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:40,954
MINIONS:
Bello, Max!
657
00:25:41,092 --> 00:25:42,749
Yeah, hi.
658
00:25:42,887 --> 00:25:45,027
Okay, I'm so sorry
about earlier.
659
00:25:45,165 --> 00:25:47,961
So, I would like
to work with you.
660
00:25:48,099 --> 00:25:49,894
We should make movies.
661
00:25:50,032 --> 00:25:51,102
- Movies?
- Movies?
662
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:52,414
- Movies?
- Huh?
663
00:25:52,552 --> 00:25:54,485
You don't know what movies are?
664
00:25:54,623 --> 00:25:55,969
Mm
665
00:25:56,107 --> 00:26:00,525
Movies are stories that
play out right in front of you,
666
00:26:00,663 --> 00:26:05,047
and people love them and people
love the people who make them.
667
00:26:05,185 --> 00:26:07,015
[speaks Minionese] storya.
668
00:26:07,153 --> 00:26:09,741
James [speaks Minionese]
La storya.
669
00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:11,329
Le movies? ¿Para mí?
670
00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:13,469
- Sí, James. Sí!
- [James laughing]
671
00:26:13,607 --> 00:26:16,024
♪ ♪
672
00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:19,027
Welcome to
Bright Brothers Pictures,
673
00:26:19,165 --> 00:26:21,926
where we make
all kinds of movies.
674
00:26:22,064 --> 00:26:23,721
Oh, oh!
675
00:26:23,859 --> 00:26:25,274
[laughs]
676
00:26:26,137 --> 00:26:28,070
- Hello, Josh.
- JOSH: Hey, Sam.
677
00:26:30,245 --> 00:26:32,109
Perfect.
678
00:26:33,662 --> 00:26:35,629
[spluttering]
679
00:26:38,356 --> 00:26:39,909
All right, positions, everybody!
680
00:26:40,048 --> 00:26:42,084
- Find your mark
- [busy chatter continues]
681
00:26:42,222 --> 00:26:44,431
♪ ♪
682
00:26:49,643 --> 00:26:51,473
[grunting]
683
00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:55,097
Whoo!
684
00:27:00,171 --> 00:27:01,517
- [cork pops]
- [cheering]
685
00:27:01,655 --> 00:27:03,692
It's a wrap.
Congratulations, everyone!
686
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:05,107
[excited chatter]
687
00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:06,798
[stammers]
688
00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:08,766
Fantástico!
689
00:27:08,904 --> 00:27:10,008
It is fantástico.
690
00:27:10,147 --> 00:27:11,700
It's exciting, isn't it?
691
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:14,254
Oh!
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
692
00:27:14,392 --> 00:27:16,429
Ah, James,
I love your enthusiasm.
693
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:18,465
How about you gentlemen?
694
00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,571
- Do you want to make movies, too?
- [cheering]
695
00:27:20,709 --> 00:27:22,987
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh.
No maka le movies.
696
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:24,989
[speaking Minionese]
Big Boss.
697
00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,370
- JAMES: Mm. -Uh
- [shouting]
698
00:27:26,508 --> 00:27:28,268
- [laughter]
- Le movies!
699
00:27:28,406 --> 00:27:30,512
Excellent. Let's get to work.
700
00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:35,448
So, I need you to act
in a, mm, very simple scene.
701
00:27:35,586 --> 00:27:39,624
Here. You stay here,
and I shall return.
702
00:27:39,762 --> 00:27:40,970
Uh
703
00:27:41,109 --> 00:27:42,455
- [lights thump]
- Oh.
704
00:27:42,593 --> 00:27:43,835
MAX:
Okay, listen up.
705
00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:45,285
So here's the scene.
706
00:27:45,423 --> 00:27:46,976
You see those large,
heavily armed men?
707
00:27:47,115 --> 00:27:50,048
They suspect you have killed
their leader,
708
00:27:50,187 --> 00:27:52,120
and they want you dead.
709
00:27:52,258 --> 00:27:53,224
[imitates slicing]:
Gweek.
710
00:27:53,362 --> 00:27:54,605
Uh, gweek?
711
00:27:54,743 --> 00:27:56,296
- All right, I need you
- [whimpers]
712
00:27:56,434 --> 00:27:59,334
to really sell the drama.
713
00:27:59,472 --> 00:28:01,750
You do a good job,
and you're hired!
714
00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,787
You fail, it's back
to wandering the streets,
715
00:28:04,925 --> 00:28:06,341
scavenging for food.
716
00:28:06,479 --> 00:28:08,481
Have fun with it!
717
00:28:08,619 --> 00:28:09,654
Okay!
718
00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:11,725
Ready, action!
719
00:28:11,863 --> 00:28:13,106
- Attack!
- [angry shouting]
720
00:28:13,244 --> 00:28:14,211
[screaming]
721
00:28:14,349 --> 00:28:15,660
Uh, buddies? [screams]
722
00:28:15,798 --> 00:28:17,455
- [screams]
- [grunting]
723
00:28:17,593 --> 00:28:19,561
No, no, no, no, no! [screams]
724
00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,356
- [cries out]
- [yells]
725
00:28:21,494 --> 00:28:23,841
- [angry shouting]
- [whimpering] Henry!
726
00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:24,945
[whimpers]
727
00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:27,672
Henry, helpa! [whimpers]
728
00:28:27,810 --> 00:28:28,915
[growling]
729
00:28:29,053 --> 00:28:30,917
[shouting in Minionese]
730
00:28:31,055 --> 00:28:33,195
[grunting]
731
00:28:34,472 --> 00:28:36,267
Buddies! [speaks Minionese]
732
00:28:36,405 --> 00:28:38,511
- [chainsaw buzzing]
- [shouting]
733
00:28:41,341 --> 00:28:43,032
- [yells]
- Help!
734
00:28:43,171 --> 00:28:44,310
[grunts]
735
00:28:44,448 --> 00:28:46,381
- [laughing, munching]
- [screams]
736
00:28:48,279 --> 00:28:50,281
[screaming, grunting]
737
00:28:50,419 --> 00:28:52,180
- [yells]
- [pained grunt]
738
00:28:52,318 --> 00:28:53,181
[high-pitched scream]
739
00:28:53,319 --> 00:28:54,285
- Skoal!
- Skoal!
740
00:28:54,423 --> 00:28:55,873
- [grunts]
- [whimpers]
741
00:28:56,011 --> 00:28:57,978
- [whimpers]
- Hey.
742
00:28:58,116 --> 00:28:59,014
[screaming]
743
00:28:59,152 --> 00:29:00,429
Cut!
744
00:29:00,567 --> 00:29:02,086
- [stage bell ringing]
- [actors moaning]
745
00:29:02,224 --> 00:29:03,674
- Huh?
- [speaks Minionese]
746
00:29:03,812 --> 00:29:06,159
Okay, that was
747
00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,748
[laughing]:
perfect!
748
00:29:08,886 --> 00:29:10,991
[cheering]
749
00:29:12,441 --> 00:29:15,789
Minions, are you ready
to become stars?
750
00:29:15,927 --> 00:29:19,310
And I mean the biggest stars
the world has ever seen?
751
00:29:19,448 --> 00:29:21,519
[cheering excitedly]
752
00:29:21,657 --> 00:29:24,626
- [Max laughing]
- [cheering continues]
753
00:29:26,662 --> 00:29:28,112
[radio stations changing]
754
00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:29,838
- Honey, it's starting.
- [theme music playing]
755
00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:31,667
Oh, goodie.
756
00:29:31,805 --> 00:29:33,393
NARRATOR [over radio]: On this
beautiful spring day of '27,
757
00:29:33,531 --> 00:29:35,499
the world has never been
a better place.
758
00:29:35,637 --> 00:29:37,742
The economy is forever booming
759
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,469
with no sign
of slowing down ever.
760
00:29:40,607 --> 00:29:42,195
People have never been so happy,
761
00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:45,094
and the future has never
looked so bright.
762
00:29:45,233 --> 00:29:47,545
Meanwhile, over in Hollywood,
763
00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:49,582
the new stars
of the silver screen
764
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,584
took the world by storm
and changed the face
765
00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:54,172
of the motion picture
industry forever
766
00:29:54,311 --> 00:29:57,348
with movies like The Good,
the Bad and the Stupids,
767
00:29:57,486 --> 00:29:59,868
Look Behind You And Then Down
768
00:30:00,006 --> 00:30:02,974
and They Came from the Stars
to Hit You With a Frying Pan!
769
00:30:03,112 --> 00:30:05,218
Part Four: Target Miami Beach.
770
00:30:05,356 --> 00:30:08,877
The Minions have become
the kings of the box office,
771
00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,224
and it seems like the public
just can't get enough of them.
772
00:30:11,362 --> 00:30:12,881
[laughter]
773
00:30:13,019 --> 00:30:14,952
We spent weeks with
the super-mini sensations,
774
00:30:15,090 --> 00:30:17,644
and we're going to let you in
on a few of their secrets.
775
00:30:17,782 --> 00:30:19,819
Our boys have moved into
a luxurious house
776
00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:21,752
in Beverly Hills
777
00:30:22,615 --> 00:30:23,857
where they'll be able to enjoy
778
00:30:23,995 --> 00:30:25,928
a comfortably large game room
779
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,171
[shouting happily]
780
00:30:27,309 --> 00:30:28,724
[Minions groaning]
781
00:30:28,862 --> 00:30:31,071
and an equally comfortable
gigantic sauna.
782
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:32,970
[Minions grunt, groan]
783
00:30:33,108 --> 00:30:34,523
Their lives have changed
784
00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:36,560
- since fame hit them.
- WOMAN: Look, Minions!
785
00:30:36,698 --> 00:30:38,631
NARRATOR: They can't go
anywhere without being recognized.
786
00:30:38,769 --> 00:30:42,117
- [fans shouting]
- [laughs] Run, boys, run!
787
00:30:42,911 --> 00:30:45,707
Looks are everything
in Tinseltown,
788
00:30:45,845 --> 00:30:47,156
and the Minions are always
on the hunt
789
00:30:47,295 --> 00:30:50,298
for the hottest,
most modern looks.
790
00:30:50,436 --> 00:30:52,783
♪ ♪
791
00:30:53,611 --> 00:30:55,372
What trendsetters.
792
00:30:55,510 --> 00:30:58,098
What fashion icons.
793
00:30:58,236 --> 00:30:59,790
And not only that,
794
00:30:59,928 --> 00:31:03,172
now there's Minions merchandise.
795
00:31:03,311 --> 00:31:05,727
What will they think of next?
796
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:07,176
♪ ♪
797
00:31:07,315 --> 00:31:09,731
And boy, Hollywood has
never seen parties
798
00:31:09,869 --> 00:31:12,216
like the ones those classy
gentlemen are throwing.
799
00:31:12,354 --> 00:31:13,804
[elephant trumpets]
800
00:31:13,942 --> 00:31:16,600
Yes, the Minions
are on top of the world.
801
00:31:16,738 --> 00:31:18,947
They truly have it all.
802
00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,121
♪ ♪
803
00:31:22,260 --> 00:31:23,779
[stage bell ringing]
804
00:31:25,402 --> 00:31:26,472
[sighs]
805
00:31:26,610 --> 00:31:28,094
[slurping]
806
00:31:30,648 --> 00:31:31,891
JAMES:
Bank you, bank you.
807
00:31:32,029 --> 00:31:33,548
[speaking Minionese]
808
00:31:33,686 --> 00:31:35,273
Okay? Hah. [speaks Minionese]
809
00:31:35,412 --> 00:31:38,207
[speaking rapidly in Minionese]
810
00:31:38,346 --> 00:31:40,865
[grunting]
811
00:31:41,832 --> 00:31:42,660
[grunts]
812
00:31:42,798 --> 00:31:44,731
- Gooda, huh?
- Loving it.
813
00:31:44,869 --> 00:31:46,423
- [laughs, grunts]
- [shrieks]
814
00:31:47,147 --> 00:31:48,804
- [grunts]
- [shouts in Minionese]
815
00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,081
[coughs]
816
00:31:50,219 --> 00:31:51,635
[speaking Minionese, gasps]
817
00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:54,983
[speaking Minionese]
818
00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,674
Para aquí, eh?
819
00:31:56,812 --> 00:31:57,986
Aquí.
820
00:31:58,849 --> 00:32:00,333
- Wow.
- Incredible.
821
00:32:00,471 --> 00:32:02,335
Eh, buh, buh, buh, buh. Sergei!
822
00:32:02,473 --> 00:32:05,027
[speaking Minionese]
película. Looka.
823
00:32:05,165 --> 00:32:06,926
[grunts, speaks Minionese]
824
00:32:07,064 --> 00:32:08,099
- Okay?
- On it.
825
00:32:08,237 --> 00:32:09,238
[speaks Minionese]
826
00:32:09,377 --> 00:32:12,345
[speaking Minionese]
827
00:32:12,483 --> 00:32:15,279
Okay? [speaking Minionese]
828
00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:16,970
[laughs]:
James, my boy,
829
00:32:17,108 --> 00:32:19,283
you have a real gift
for filmmaking.
830
00:32:19,421 --> 00:32:20,836
Ah, bank you.
831
00:32:20,974 --> 00:32:23,667
Ja, you have what it takes
to become a director.
832
00:32:23,805 --> 00:32:25,703
There could even be an Oscar
in your future.
833
00:32:25,841 --> 00:32:27,567
O-Oscar? [speaks Minionese]
834
00:32:27,705 --> 00:32:32,123
Ah, it's an award given out to
the best films and filmmakers.
835
00:32:32,261 --> 00:32:33,918
Ah
836
00:32:34,747 --> 00:32:38,060
And the Oscar for
the best movie ever goes to
837
00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:39,372
[drumroll]
838
00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:40,649
James.
839
00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,996
- [exclaiming, cheering]
- [applause]
840
00:32:44,066 --> 00:32:46,690
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Bank you, bank you!
841
00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:48,519
[gasps]
842
00:32:48,657 --> 00:32:50,832
♪ ♪
843
00:32:50,970 --> 00:32:53,593
- Eh
- [elephants trumpeting]
844
00:32:53,731 --> 00:32:55,112
Bank you!
845
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,390
- Bank you [murmuring]
- MAX: James.
846
00:32:57,528 --> 00:32:58,736
- James?
- [murmuring continues]
847
00:32:58,874 --> 00:33:00,393
Are you all right, my friend?
848
00:33:00,531 --> 00:33:01,567
[microphone feedback]
849
00:33:01,705 --> 00:33:03,154
[both scream]
850
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:05,191
W-Wait, wh-what's-what's
happening? What is this?
851
00:33:05,329 --> 00:33:06,675
I'll tell you what it is.
852
00:33:06,813 --> 00:33:08,608
It's the future of cinema.
853
00:33:08,746 --> 00:33:10,058
Everyone's doing it, Max.
854
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:14,234
From now on,
our movies are gonna have
855
00:33:14,372 --> 00:33:16,133
[over speakers]:
sound.
856
00:33:16,271 --> 00:33:18,031
[Minions gasping]
857
00:33:18,169 --> 00:33:21,034
That right there, what
I just said, that was sound.
858
00:33:21,172 --> 00:33:22,553
[exclaiming]
859
00:33:22,691 --> 00:33:24,106
- [chattering in Minionese]
- [microphone thumps, feedback]
860
00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:27,765
I have a very good feeling
about this.
861
00:33:27,903 --> 00:33:29,595
- [stage bell ringing]
- Quiet, everyone.
862
00:33:29,733 --> 00:33:31,355
Are you ready, Henry?
863
00:33:31,493 --> 00:33:32,563
Ah, sí, sí, sí.
864
00:33:32,701 --> 00:33:34,462
This will be great.
865
00:33:35,601 --> 00:33:37,672
Okay, we're recording.
866
00:33:37,810 --> 00:33:40,019
And action.
867
00:33:40,709 --> 00:33:42,331
[audio track beeps]
868
00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:44,679
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
869
00:33:55,862 --> 00:33:58,002
You disappear from my life
five years ago,
870
00:33:58,140 --> 00:34:01,316
and now you think
you can come waltzing back in?
871
00:34:01,454 --> 00:34:03,939
Well, no. No, I say!
872
00:34:04,595 --> 00:34:07,840
Get lost, you handsome bastard.
873
00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:09,773
[gasps]
874
00:34:09,911 --> 00:34:12,292
Oh, Humphrey. [giggles]
875
00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:15,295
My mother warned me
about men like you.
876
00:34:20,577 --> 00:34:22,164
[clears throat]
877
00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:25,029
Mm, baby,
878
00:34:25,167 --> 00:34:27,825
piñata, carbonara,
879
00:34:27,963 --> 00:34:29,620
lasagna.
880
00:34:29,758 --> 00:34:31,484
- [smooching]
- What?
881
00:34:31,622 --> 00:34:32,899
Was?
882
00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:34,798
- What?
- [smooching continues]
883
00:34:34,936 --> 00:34:36,213
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
884
00:34:36,351 --> 00:34:37,732
[bombs whistling]
885
00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:41,459
Stay with us, Sarge.
886
00:34:41,598 --> 00:34:42,944
We need you.
887
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:46,188
What are we gonna do?
What are we gonna do?!
888
00:34:46,326 --> 00:34:47,638
[groaning]
889
00:34:49,537 --> 00:34:50,745
[cries out in pain]
890
00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:52,229
Yeah, Sarge?
891
00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,369
Sí
892
00:34:54,507 --> 00:34:56,095
chihuahua!
893
00:34:56,233 --> 00:34:57,268
[moaning]
894
00:34:57,406 --> 00:34:58,476
[grunts]
895
00:34:58,615 --> 00:34:59,616
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]
896
00:34:59,754 --> 00:35:01,376
[laughing]:
Chihuahua!
897
00:35:01,514 --> 00:35:03,412
[Frank growling]
898
00:35:04,275 --> 00:35:06,657
[dramatic orchestral music
playing]
899
00:35:16,805 --> 00:35:18,635
[glass shatters]
900
00:35:19,463 --> 00:35:21,499
Oh, poop.
901
00:35:21,638 --> 00:35:23,053
MAX:
Cut!
902
00:35:23,191 --> 00:35:24,710
Bikini.
903
00:35:24,848 --> 00:35:26,470
[blowing raspberries]
904
00:35:26,608 --> 00:35:28,265
[laughing]
905
00:35:28,403 --> 00:35:30,716
- [laughing continues]
- Can I have a cup of coffee, please?
906
00:35:30,854 --> 00:35:32,441
Tiny bit of milk.
907
00:35:32,580 --> 00:35:34,651
Two sugars.
908
00:35:34,789 --> 00:35:36,342
Thank you.
909
00:35:37,308 --> 00:35:38,586
Balzac!
910
00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:41,796
This is a disaster!
We've lost millions!
911
00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:43,521
- [Minions gasp]
- No.
912
00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,593
- You know who I blame?
- Them!
913
00:35:45,731 --> 00:35:47,215
Sadly, yes.
914
00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,872
Get out of here!
915
00:35:49,010 --> 00:35:50,494
But we wish you the best
of luck in your new endeavor,
916
00:35:50,632 --> 00:35:52,047
and we hope
we can still be friends
917
00:35:52,185 --> 00:35:54,222
- who never speak to each other.
- Leave.
918
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,638
And have a great life
away from us.
919
00:35:56,776 --> 00:35:59,330
[speaking Minionese]
920
00:36:00,573 --> 00:36:02,333
Mbappé de Platini.
921
00:36:02,471 --> 00:36:03,611
[speaks Minionese] Oscar.
922
00:36:03,749 --> 00:36:05,129
O-Oscar?
923
00:36:05,267 --> 00:36:08,236
James, you're never
going to win an Oscar.
924
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:09,409
You're done.
925
00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:10,894
You're fired!
926
00:36:11,032 --> 00:36:12,758
- [gasping]
- [door opens]
927
00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:14,552
[dogs barking]
928
00:36:14,691 --> 00:36:15,761
[growling]
929
00:36:15,899 --> 00:36:18,039
[sighing, moaning]
930
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:20,904
- MAX: Goodbye, Ridley.
- Goodbye, Max.
931
00:36:21,042 --> 00:36:23,320
- Auf Wiedersehen, Eric.
- Bye-bye, Max.
932
00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:26,288
- Hasta la vista, Quentin.
- Bye-bye, Max.
933
00:36:26,426 --> 00:36:28,808
- Goodbye, Stephen.
- Tschüss!
934
00:36:28,946 --> 00:36:31,431
- Ciao, Federico.
- Bye-bye, Max.
935
00:36:31,569 --> 00:36:32,950
[groans] Dick.
936
00:36:33,088 --> 00:36:34,400
[grumbles]:
Max.
937
00:36:35,781 --> 00:36:39,267
Henry, James, good luck,
my friends.
938
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:41,890
- [James whimpers]
- Don't worry, boys.
939
00:36:42,028 --> 00:36:44,341
It's just a minor setback.
940
00:36:44,479 --> 00:36:45,687
- [crying]
- [gasps]
941
00:36:45,825 --> 00:36:47,102
[crying continues]
942
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,794
Bank you.
943
00:36:48,932 --> 00:36:51,141
You're going to be fine, James.
944
00:36:51,279 --> 00:36:54,109
You're going to do great things.
945
00:36:54,247 --> 00:36:56,560
DICK: Henry! James!
[shouts in Minionese]
946
00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:58,424
Bye-bye, Max.
947
00:37:01,323 --> 00:37:04,016
♪ ♪
948
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:15,613
- [gate rattling]
- [Dick groans]
949
00:37:15,752 --> 00:37:17,374
No, no, no.
950
00:37:17,512 --> 00:37:18,582
¿Por qué?
951
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,274
[shouting in Minionese, sobs]
952
00:37:21,412 --> 00:37:23,449
[thunder rumbling]
953
00:37:23,587 --> 00:37:26,417
[groans, mumbling in Minionese]
954
00:37:26,555 --> 00:37:28,109
[thunder crashing]
955
00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,283
♪ ♪
956
00:37:32,423 --> 00:37:35,392
[panting]
957
00:37:35,530 --> 00:37:36,980
[thunder crashing]
958
00:37:37,118 --> 00:37:40,811
Ah [shouting in Minionese]
959
00:37:40,949 --> 00:37:43,158
[Minions panting]
960
00:37:44,159 --> 00:37:45,851
[distant thunder crashing]
961
00:37:46,714 --> 00:37:47,784
[grunts]
962
00:37:47,922 --> 00:37:50,131
[Minions murmuring]
963
00:37:51,684 --> 00:37:53,272
Uh, okay.
964
00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:54,894
[speaks Minionese]
965
00:37:55,032 --> 00:37:57,172
[murmuring quietly]
966
00:38:08,011 --> 00:38:10,841
[sighs, speaks Minionese]
967
00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:13,982
Hey, Victor, bood night.
968
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,053
- VICTOR: Bood night, Peter.
- Hey, Nick, bood night.
969
00:38:16,191 --> 00:38:17,917
- Ha, bood night, Greg.
- Bood night, George.
970
00:38:18,055 --> 00:38:19,332
- Bood night, Stephen.
- Bood night, Bruno.
971
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:20,851
- Bood night, Julian.
- Thomas, bood night.
972
00:38:20,989 --> 00:38:23,716
[moaning]
973
00:38:23,854 --> 00:38:25,062
[grunts]
974
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,927
Bood night, James.
975
00:38:28,065 --> 00:38:29,757
[sighs sadly]
976
00:38:29,895 --> 00:38:32,104
[Minions snoring]
977
00:38:37,005 --> 00:38:39,214
[speaking Minionese quietly]
978
00:38:44,564 --> 00:38:45,634
Hmm.
979
00:38:45,773 --> 00:38:47,222
Huh?
980
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,810
[gasps]
981
00:38:51,433 --> 00:38:53,608
[speaks Minionese]
982
00:38:53,746 --> 00:38:55,368
Eu-Eureka.
983
00:38:55,506 --> 00:38:56,473
Eureka!
984
00:38:56,611 --> 00:38:58,544
[panting, laughing]
985
00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:00,546
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
986
00:39:00,684 --> 00:39:01,961
[laughing]
987
00:39:02,099 --> 00:39:03,135
[speaks Minionese]
988
00:39:03,273 --> 00:39:04,136
Storya.
989
00:39:04,274 --> 00:39:05,654
[speaks Minionese] Minions.
990
00:39:05,793 --> 00:39:07,864
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
991
00:39:08,002 --> 00:39:10,211
Bonanza
[continues speaking Minionese]
992
00:39:12,592 --> 00:39:14,767
[speaking Minionese]
993
00:39:14,905 --> 00:39:16,389
[exclaiming excitedly]
994
00:39:16,527 --> 00:39:17,874
Glory hallelujah!
995
00:39:18,012 --> 00:39:20,014
[laughing]
Henry, come here, come here!
996
00:39:20,152 --> 00:39:21,843
- [Henry mumbling] Huh?
- [speaks Minionese] storya!
997
00:39:21,981 --> 00:39:23,949
- Looka, looka!
- Huh?
998
00:39:24,087 --> 00:39:25,985
[speaks Minionese] movie.
999
00:39:26,123 --> 00:39:27,745
Un movie de Minions.
Con monstras.
1000
00:39:27,884 --> 00:39:29,575
Sí, sí, sí!
1001
00:39:29,713 --> 00:39:31,853
- [hooting happily]
- [Dick clears throat]
1002
00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:33,372
¿Qué pasa?
1003
00:39:33,510 --> 00:39:34,580
Ah, looka, looka.
1004
00:39:34,718 --> 00:39:36,513
James [speaks Minionese]
1005
00:39:36,651 --> 00:39:38,135
in la movies.
1006
00:39:38,273 --> 00:39:40,793
Movies? [speaks Minionese]
1007
00:39:40,931 --> 00:39:42,553
[strains, speaks Minionese]
James.
1008
00:39:42,691 --> 00:39:43,865
Era fantástico.
1009
00:39:44,003 --> 00:39:45,867
[scoffs]
Minions don't maka movies.
1010
00:39:46,005 --> 00:39:47,420
[speaks Minionese] Big Boss!
1011
00:39:47,558 --> 00:39:49,526
[speaks Minionese]
y helpa James.
1012
00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:52,425
[speaking Minionese angrily]
1013
00:39:52,563 --> 00:39:54,496
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1014
00:39:54,634 --> 00:39:55,877
[grunts]
1015
00:39:56,015 --> 00:39:57,637
- [muffled murmur]
- Oops.
1016
00:39:57,775 --> 00:39:59,916
Uh, scusa, Greg.
Uh, all is good?
1017
00:40:00,054 --> 00:40:01,262
[muffled]:
Sí, sí. [grunts]
1018
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,642
[speaks Minionese] movies.
1019
00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:04,127
[speaks Minionese] Boss.
1020
00:40:04,265 --> 00:40:05,853
- [shouts in Minionese]
- [chanting]: Big Boss!
1021
00:40:05,991 --> 00:40:08,131
- Big Boss! Big Boss!
- No, b-buddies.
1022
00:40:08,269 --> 00:40:09,960
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1023
00:40:10,098 --> 00:40:11,651
- Big Boss!
- [door slams shut]
1024
00:40:11,789 --> 00:40:13,377
- [grumbling in Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Alles gut?
1025
00:40:13,515 --> 00:40:16,622
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
1026
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:18,037
[both speaking excitedly]
1027
00:40:18,175 --> 00:40:19,349
[laughing, chattering]
1028
00:40:19,487 --> 00:40:22,248
Come, Ed! ¡Vamos! ¡Vamos!
1029
00:40:22,386 --> 00:40:25,044
[band playing "Congeroo"
from Hellzapoppin']
1030
00:40:25,182 --> 00:40:27,046
♪ ♪
1031
00:40:27,184 --> 00:40:29,255
[lively chatter]
1032
00:40:29,393 --> 00:40:32,396
MAX: Ooh, there's romance.
[imitates kissing, chuckles]
1033
00:40:32,534 --> 00:40:35,054
How's that going to end up?
1034
00:40:35,192 --> 00:40:37,229
Whoo-hoo-hoo, he's so scary.
1035
00:40:37,367 --> 00:40:40,197
- James, I love your movie.
- Bank you.
1036
00:40:40,335 --> 00:40:43,097
Yes, it's clear
this is a real passion project,
1037
00:40:43,235 --> 00:40:44,512
and you need to make it,
1038
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,307
whatever challenges
get in your way.
1039
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,102
Sí, sí. [speaks Minionese]
1040
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,620
[speaks Minionese] advice.
1041
00:40:49,758 --> 00:40:50,898
Advice?
1042
00:40:51,036 --> 00:40:53,555
- Sí, sí. Bitte.
- Uh, well
1043
00:40:53,693 --> 00:40:54,798
where do I start?
1044
00:40:54,936 --> 00:40:57,835
I mean, eh, uh, yeah.
1045
00:40:57,974 --> 00:41:00,493
Um, you guys have
film equipment?
1046
00:41:00,631 --> 00:41:02,357
Eh no.
1047
00:41:02,495 --> 00:41:04,428
Ah, no film equipment. Uh-huh.
1048
00:41:04,566 --> 00:41:05,705
A crew?
1049
00:41:05,843 --> 00:41:07,259
[laughs]:
Crew. No.
1050
00:41:07,397 --> 00:41:09,295
No crew either? Mm.
1051
00:41:09,433 --> 00:41:13,265
And you wrote a monster movie
with a very big monster?
1052
00:41:13,403 --> 00:41:14,783
Sí. [speaks Minionese]
kaiju.
1053
00:41:14,922 --> 00:41:16,337
[growling, laughing]
1054
00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:19,271
And what are you going to use
for your monster?
1055
00:41:19,409 --> 00:41:21,031
Ah, uh
1056
00:41:21,169 --> 00:41:23,482
- [blows raspberry]
- Aha. Okay.
1057
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,483
Listen to me carefully.
1058
00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,381
What I'm going to tell you is
1059
00:41:26,519 --> 00:41:28,659
- very, very important.
- [slurping loudly]
1060
00:41:28,797 --> 00:41:30,178
So, if you want
1061
00:41:30,316 --> 00:41:33,733
to make a fantastisch,
very cool monster movie,
1062
00:41:33,871 --> 00:41:36,736
you will need a fantastisch,
very cool monster.
1063
00:41:36,874 --> 00:41:38,738
[sputters, gasps]
1064
00:41:40,913 --> 00:41:43,157
I can't really help you
with that, I'm afraid.
1065
00:41:43,295 --> 00:41:45,883
But I can give you this.
1066
00:41:46,022 --> 00:41:48,576
♪ ♪
1067
00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,511
JAMES:
Un-un-un cámara.
1068
00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:54,858
Max, wirklich?
1069
00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:56,964
It was a gift from my father.
1070
00:41:57,102 --> 00:41:58,586
My first camera.
1071
00:41:59,621 --> 00:42:02,176
I'm passing it on to you now.
1072
00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,695
I believe in you, James.
1073
00:42:04,833 --> 00:42:06,801
I know you'll do great.
1074
00:42:06,939 --> 00:42:10,184
And remember,
a very cool monster movie
1075
00:42:10,322 --> 00:42:12,393
needs a very cool monster.
1076
00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:14,947
WOMAN:
Max, darling. Come over here.
1077
00:42:15,085 --> 00:42:16,984
Good luck, guys.
1078
00:42:20,746 --> 00:42:21,747
[sighs heavily]
1079
00:42:21,885 --> 00:42:23,749
[speaks Minionese] kaiju.
1080
00:42:23,887 --> 00:42:25,682
- [yelps] Uh
- Ed.
1081
00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:27,408
[rummaging]
1082
00:42:30,100 --> 00:42:31,136
[gasps]
1083
00:42:31,274 --> 00:42:33,483
♪ ♪
1084
00:42:34,622 --> 00:42:35,795
- Oh
- [gasps]
1085
00:42:35,933 --> 00:42:37,694
- Hey, buddies, buddies.
- Sí.
1086
00:42:37,832 --> 00:42:39,109
Maka la movie!
1087
00:42:39,247 --> 00:42:41,146
[laughing]
1088
00:42:41,284 --> 00:42:42,561
[blathering happily]
1089
00:42:42,699 --> 00:42:44,252
Ed saved the day!
1090
00:42:44,390 --> 00:42:45,805
James is gonna get his monster!
1091
00:42:45,943 --> 00:42:48,429
Oh, well,
I'm happy you're happy.
1092
00:42:48,567 --> 00:42:49,671
[Olivia laughs]
1093
00:42:49,809 --> 00:42:51,259
Now do you mind if I go on
with the story?
1094
00:42:51,397 --> 00:42:53,710
Sorry, I get
a little excited sometimes.
1095
00:42:53,848 --> 00:42:55,505
Yes! Please continue.
1096
00:42:55,643 --> 00:42:57,679
What about Dick
and the other Minions?
1097
00:42:57,817 --> 00:42:59,233
Did they find a new boss?
1098
00:42:59,371 --> 00:43:01,994
Ooh, yes, well,
I was getting to it.
1099
00:43:02,132 --> 00:43:05,239
Dick and his friends were
about to fulfill the mission
1100
00:43:05,377 --> 00:43:08,656
of every Minion ever
and find their tribe
1101
00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:12,177
the greatest,
most evil master to serve.
1102
00:43:12,315 --> 00:43:14,593
[chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1103
00:43:14,731 --> 00:43:18,355
Big Boss! Big Boss!
Big Boss! Big Boss!
1104
00:43:18,493 --> 00:43:19,943
- [robotic voice]: Attention.
- [shushing]
1105
00:43:20,081 --> 00:43:22,256
Uh, attention, earthlings.
1106
00:43:22,394 --> 00:43:25,052
Cease current activities
and listen.
1107
00:43:25,190 --> 00:43:26,674
[speaks Minionese]
1108
00:43:27,675 --> 00:43:29,297
I am Dort,
1109
00:43:29,435 --> 00:43:32,128
and I was sent here
by the Supreme High Ruler
1110
00:43:32,266 --> 00:43:35,096
to judge this pathetic planet.
1111
00:43:35,234 --> 00:43:36,580
[gasps]
1112
00:43:36,718 --> 00:43:38,513
Big Boss?
1113
00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:42,241
But first, uh, Dort needs
to find loyal assistants.
1114
00:43:42,379 --> 00:43:44,485
Ooh, hey, you,
with the very cool spaceship.
1115
00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:46,383
- [gasps]
- Do you want to serve Dort?
1116
00:43:46,521 --> 00:43:48,005
- Okay, let's go home.
- [imitates flying saucer]
1117
00:43:48,144 --> 00:43:50,560
You can do this kind of thing
on your mom's weekend.
1118
00:43:50,698 --> 00:43:52,217
Oh, yes, and
1119
00:43:52,355 --> 00:43:54,391
- [men laughing]
- MAN: Come on, please.
1120
00:43:54,529 --> 00:43:56,048
- Leave me alone. [yelps]
- [laughter]
1121
00:43:56,186 --> 00:43:58,119
Guys, look at this winner.
1122
00:43:58,257 --> 00:43:59,465
DORT:
Ah, thank you.
1123
00:43:59,603 --> 00:44:01,191
That's very kind.
[clears throat]
1124
00:44:01,329 --> 00:44:04,401
Are you and your burly friends
interested in assisting Dort
1125
00:44:04,539 --> 00:44:06,576
in a potentially
dangerous mission?
1126
00:44:06,714 --> 00:44:08,854
Hey, I think the weirdo
in the lame robot suit
1127
00:44:08,992 --> 00:44:10,269
is talking to us.
1128
00:44:10,407 --> 00:44:13,514
Ha. I can assure you
that this is no costume.
1129
00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:14,722
Um, I mean
1130
00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,379
You know, it's dangerous
to hang out here
1131
00:44:16,517 --> 00:44:18,035
dressed as a tin can.
1132
00:44:18,174 --> 00:44:19,313
[raucous laughter]
1133
00:44:19,451 --> 00:44:20,900
[Dort laughing mockingly]
1134
00:44:21,038 --> 00:44:23,006
Ah, ha-ha-ha. Ha, ha-ha-ha.
1135
00:44:23,144 --> 00:44:27,148
A tin can wishes it were
as tough as me, so there.
1136
00:44:27,286 --> 00:44:28,874
- [men growling]
- [knuckles cracking]
1137
00:44:29,012 --> 00:44:31,704
[clears throat] I sense you are
preparing a hostile attack.
1138
00:44:31,842 --> 00:44:32,981
Please stop.
1139
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:34,845
Oh, yeah? Or what?
1140
00:44:34,983 --> 00:44:36,364
[Dort groans]
1141
00:44:36,502 --> 00:44:38,021
[man screams]
1142
00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:39,264
[thuds]
1143
00:44:39,402 --> 00:44:40,541
[high-pitched yelp]
1144
00:44:40,679 --> 00:44:41,852
Whoa.
1145
00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,716
Why, you!
1146
00:44:43,854 --> 00:44:45,580
- [grunts]
- [metallic clang]
1147
00:44:46,374 --> 00:44:48,445
[screaming]
1148
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:50,827
- [whimpering]
- [scoffs] Now you've done it.
1149
00:44:50,965 --> 00:44:53,070
Dort was on a simple mission
1150
00:44:53,209 --> 00:44:54,624
- [growling]
- [grunting]
1151
00:44:54,762 --> 00:44:58,283
to decide whether or not
Earth should be invaded,
1152
00:44:58,421 --> 00:45:00,457
and then you went and got all up
1153
00:45:00,595 --> 00:45:03,080
in Dort's
facial recognition sensors.
1154
00:45:03,219 --> 00:45:04,427
Dort has made his decision
1155
00:45:04,565 --> 00:45:06,774
regarding the fate
of this planet.
1156
00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:08,016
[gasping in awe]
1157
00:45:08,155 --> 00:45:10,364
Dort is going to invade Earth
1158
00:45:10,502 --> 00:45:13,712
and enslave humanity!
1159
00:45:13,850 --> 00:45:17,302
[laughs]
Hey, hey, scusa, scusa.
1160
00:45:18,165 --> 00:45:19,442
Ah, greetings.
1161
00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,133
- I am Dort.
- [stammers]
1162
00:45:21,271 --> 00:45:22,790
Bello, Dort. Soy Dick.
1163
00:45:22,928 --> 00:45:24,550
Salutations, Richard.
1164
00:45:24,688 --> 00:45:26,690
Bah, no, no, no. Le Dick.
1165
00:45:26,828 --> 00:45:28,347
Mm, okay.
1166
00:45:28,485 --> 00:45:32,696
Do you want to assist Dort in a
potentially dangerous mission?
1167
00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:35,596
- Sí. Sí, sí! Yeah!
- MINIONS: Sí! [cheering]
1168
00:45:35,734 --> 00:45:39,082
Great! Follow Dort back
to Dort's secret lair!
1169
00:45:39,220 --> 00:45:40,980
[yells, laughs]
1170
00:45:41,118 --> 00:45:42,568
DICK:
Big Boss!
1171
00:45:42,706 --> 00:45:45,502
MINIONS [chanting]:
Big Boss! Big Boss! Big Boss!
1172
00:45:48,264 --> 00:45:49,334
[sighs] Okay.
1173
00:45:49,472 --> 00:45:50,956
[speaks Minionese]
1174
00:45:51,094 --> 00:45:52,302
- Henry?
- Sí, sí.
1175
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,373
Ed? ¡Vamos!
1176
00:45:54,511 --> 00:45:56,203
[clears throat]
1177
00:45:56,341 --> 00:45:58,584
Miso soup [speaks Minionese]
1178
00:45:58,722 --> 00:46:00,793
yaki onigiri [speaks Minionese]
1179
00:46:00,931 --> 00:46:02,416
edamame
1180
00:46:02,554 --> 00:46:04,107
[speaks Minionese]
1181
00:46:04,245 --> 00:46:05,936
daifuku!
1182
00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:07,283
[crackling]
1183
00:46:07,421 --> 00:46:09,043
[creature snarling]
1184
00:46:09,181 --> 00:46:10,527
[wind whistling]
1185
00:46:11,597 --> 00:46:13,530
- [gasps] Looka!
- [Henry whimpers]
1186
00:46:13,668 --> 00:46:15,360
[creature snarling fiercely]
1187
00:46:15,498 --> 00:46:17,603
[crackling]
1188
00:46:21,055 --> 00:46:23,506
[fierce snarling continues]
1189
00:46:24,369 --> 00:46:26,371
HENRY and JAMES:
Le kaiju! [laughing]
1190
00:46:29,408 --> 00:46:31,479
[laughing giddily]
1191
00:46:31,617 --> 00:46:33,032
Yes! Yes, I'm free!
1192
00:46:33,170 --> 00:46:35,483
F-F-Freedom. [giggling]
1193
00:46:35,621 --> 00:46:37,036
- [giggling continues]
- Bah
1194
00:46:37,174 --> 00:46:39,211
- Oh, happy day!
- Hmm?
1195
00:46:39,349 --> 00:46:44,009
Oh, I got to say, it is
so great to finally be out.
1196
00:46:44,147 --> 00:46:47,288
I have been trapped
in that book forever, and I
1197
00:46:47,426 --> 00:46:48,600
- [squeaks]
- [speaks Minionese] monstra.
1198
00:46:48,738 --> 00:46:50,118
- I am forever in your debt.
- Hmm.
1199
00:46:50,257 --> 00:46:51,706
- And I just wanted to-- Whoa!
- [squeaking]
1200
00:46:51,844 --> 00:46:53,156
What you doing there, mister?
1201
00:46:53,294 --> 00:46:54,709
- [squeaking]
- Whoo. [laughing]
1202
00:46:54,847 --> 00:46:56,470
- [squeaking rapidly]
- Oh, whoo, whoo, okay, okay.
1203
00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:58,472
- [squeaking continues]
- Henry, no, no, no, no.
1204
00:46:58,610 --> 00:47:02,096
- [sighs, speaking Minionese]
- [laughs, whoops]
1205
00:47:02,234 --> 00:47:03,822
[speaks Minionese]
1206
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,894
Oh, no, I feel like I've
disappointed you in some way.
1207
00:47:07,032 --> 00:47:09,241
I'm-I'm so sorry. Can I help?
1208
00:47:09,379 --> 00:47:11,105
[speaks Minionese]
le monstras?
1209
00:47:11,243 --> 00:47:14,246
Monsters?
You want big, scary monsters?
1210
00:47:14,384 --> 00:47:17,007
[laughs]
Sí. Come here, come here.
1211
00:47:17,145 --> 00:47:18,423
[grunts]
1212
00:47:18,561 --> 00:47:20,114
Que para le movies.
1213
00:47:20,252 --> 00:47:21,495
[chuckles]:
Oh.
1214
00:47:21,633 --> 00:47:24,601
You need monsters
for your movie.
1215
00:47:24,739 --> 00:47:27,432
I know the perfect monsters
for you.
1216
00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:28,847
I'll take you to 'em.
1217
00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:30,952
- [gasps] Uh, uh, bank you!
- [Henry gasps]
1218
00:47:31,090 --> 00:47:32,609
Oh, by the way,
1219
00:47:32,747 --> 00:47:35,405
I'm Gary Orkam Oliver
Magma Ichabod the Deceiver.
1220
00:47:35,543 --> 00:47:37,821
But my friends just call me
Goomi for short.
1221
00:47:37,959 --> 00:47:39,306
Oh. Soy James.
1222
00:47:39,444 --> 00:47:41,066
Oh, James.
1223
00:47:41,204 --> 00:47:43,033
Rolls off the face tendrils.
1224
00:47:43,171 --> 00:47:44,449
James. [burbling]
1225
00:47:44,587 --> 00:47:46,382
- [speaks Minionese] Henry.
- Hey, bello.
1226
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,349
Henry. Oh, I like it.
1227
00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:49,868
It sounds tough and rugged.
1228
00:47:50,006 --> 00:47:51,663
It's like,
"Oh, look out, here comes
1229
00:47:51,801 --> 00:47:52,974
[gruff voice]:
Henry!"
1230
00:47:53,112 --> 00:47:54,355
[speaks Minionese] Ed.
1231
00:47:54,493 --> 00:47:56,564
Ed. Enchanté.
1232
00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,636
Oh, man,
it's gonna be so much fun!
1233
00:47:59,774 --> 00:48:01,397
Come on, come on!
1234
00:48:01,535 --> 00:48:03,053
- [James laughing] -HENRY: Huh?
- GOOMI: What a fantastic day!
1235
00:48:03,191 --> 00:48:04,779
[stammers] No.
1236
00:48:04,917 --> 00:48:06,367
[Henry whimpers]
1237
00:48:07,195 --> 00:48:08,645
Wipe your insolent feet
1238
00:48:08,783 --> 00:48:12,235
before stepping into
the lair of Dort.
1239
00:48:12,373 --> 00:48:14,410
[water dripping]
1240
00:48:14,548 --> 00:48:15,583
DICK:
Uh
1241
00:48:15,721 --> 00:48:17,689
[speaks Minionese] le lair?
1242
00:48:17,827 --> 00:48:19,104
DORT:
Affirmative.
1243
00:48:19,242 --> 00:48:21,106
Everyone, file in.
1244
00:48:21,244 --> 00:48:22,521
WOMAN:
Dort!
1245
00:48:22,659 --> 00:48:23,936
Where have you been?
1246
00:48:24,074 --> 00:48:25,248
- [cat screeching]
- [Minions whimpering]
1247
00:48:25,386 --> 00:48:27,112
Ah, Mrs. Konikoff.
1248
00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,596
Yes, so sorry.
1249
00:48:28,734 --> 00:48:31,150
Uh, Dort had
an important work meeting.
1250
00:48:31,288 --> 00:48:33,498
But I come with good news.
1251
00:48:33,636 --> 00:48:35,638
Look what I found
on my way back.
1252
00:48:35,776 --> 00:48:37,812
- Those muffins you love.
- [growling]
1253
00:48:37,950 --> 00:48:40,574
I only like the blueberry ones!
1254
00:48:40,712 --> 00:48:42,576
DORT:
Yes, you're in luck.
1255
00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:46,269
[growls] And I can only
eat them with a glass of
1256
00:48:46,407 --> 00:48:47,788
Milk?
1257
00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:49,479
[Mrs. Konikoff grumbling]
1258
00:48:49,617 --> 00:48:53,000
Enjoy your fruit-filled
baked goods.
1259
00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,311
[sighs contentedly]
1260
00:48:54,450 --> 00:48:56,279
What a sweet, sweet,
lovely woman.
1261
00:48:56,417 --> 00:48:58,902
She shall be spared when
Dort overthrows the planet.
1262
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:00,801
- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- [heavy footfalls]
1263
00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,078
As will her cat.
1264
00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:04,183
Uh, hello. Sorry. Whoops.
1265
00:49:04,321 --> 00:49:08,947
Uh, everyone, commence greeting
Dort's roommate Floyd.
1266
00:49:09,085 --> 00:49:11,812
- Uh
- MINIONS: Bello, Floyd.
1267
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:13,917
Hey. Sup?
1268
00:49:14,055 --> 00:49:16,023
Mm, hey, Dort [speaks Minionese]
1269
00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:19,233
Whoa, whoa, lower
your throat volume, Minion.
1270
00:49:19,371 --> 00:49:21,373
This is definitely a lair.
1271
00:49:21,511 --> 00:49:23,064
No, looka.
1272
00:49:23,202 --> 00:49:24,825
Bink.
1273
00:49:24,963 --> 00:49:26,413
- Bed.
- [snores]
1274
00:49:26,551 --> 00:49:27,483
[grunts]
1275
00:49:27,621 --> 00:49:29,174
Boyd.
1276
00:49:29,312 --> 00:49:31,866
No, no. Floyd.
1277
00:49:32,004 --> 00:49:34,386
Yeah, sí, Floyd.
[speaks Minionese]
1278
00:49:34,524 --> 00:49:35,836
[Dort laughing]
1279
00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:37,665
- You foolish, naive Minion.
- [whimpering]
1280
00:49:37,803 --> 00:49:39,460
You are actually standing in
1281
00:49:39,598 --> 00:49:41,428
a very futuristic
alien spaceship
1282
00:49:41,566 --> 00:49:43,844
made to look like
a dingy apartment.
1283
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:45,328
Very realistic, isn't it?
1284
00:49:45,466 --> 00:49:47,641
Even the weird smell.
That's all fake.
1285
00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,263
Impressive, I know.
1286
00:49:49,401 --> 00:49:51,230
[Minions exclaim quietly]
1287
00:49:51,368 --> 00:49:52,473
[murmuring]
1288
00:49:52,611 --> 00:49:54,889
Huh? But, but
1289
00:49:55,027 --> 00:49:56,235
But nothing!
1290
00:49:56,373 --> 00:49:58,686
No. Dort needs to retreat
to his private quarters
1291
00:49:58,824 --> 00:50:02,103
to, uh, report back
to his home planet.
1292
00:50:02,241 --> 00:50:04,140
Engaging in slamming mode!
1293
00:50:04,278 --> 00:50:05,728
- [door slams]
- [objects rattle]
1294
00:50:05,866 --> 00:50:07,454
- Wow.
- [laughing]
1295
00:50:07,592 --> 00:50:09,456
Oh, Dort is so cool!
1296
00:50:09,594 --> 00:50:11,319
[Minions exclaiming]
1297
00:50:11,458 --> 00:50:13,460
Okay, okay. Calma, calma.
1298
00:50:13,598 --> 00:50:15,151
Hey, hey, buddies. Looka.
[chuckles]
1299
00:50:15,289 --> 00:50:16,601
Wobble, wobble, wobble.
1300
00:50:16,739 --> 00:50:18,326
- [giggling]
- Wobble, wobble.
1301
00:50:18,465 --> 00:50:21,019
[sighs] Fellas.
1302
00:50:22,261 --> 00:50:23,539
Wobble, wobble?
1303
00:50:23,677 --> 00:50:26,231
[Minions laughing]
1304
00:50:26,369 --> 00:50:27,750
♪ ♪
1305
00:50:27,888 --> 00:50:30,891
Wow, you're really
into your art, James.
1306
00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,375
You're so passionate.
1307
00:50:32,513 --> 00:50:33,652
I think you're a genius.
1308
00:50:33,790 --> 00:50:35,309
Oh, bank you.
1309
00:50:35,447 --> 00:50:36,897
[seagull squawks]
1310
00:50:37,035 --> 00:50:38,277
Huh? [stammers]
1311
00:50:39,831 --> 00:50:42,212
JAMES:
Ah. [speaks Minionese]
1312
00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:45,112
Hey! Bello! [laughing] Aw.
1313
00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,596
[gasping]
1314
00:50:46,734 --> 00:50:48,598
[Henry speaking Minionese
nervously]
1315
00:50:48,736 --> 00:50:49,979
[James cries out]
1316
00:50:50,117 --> 00:50:52,360
[speaking Minionese urgently]
1317
00:50:52,499 --> 00:50:53,672
[whimpering]
1318
00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:55,743
Ah la. [gasps]
1319
00:50:55,881 --> 00:50:59,540
- [whimpering]
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
1320
00:51:01,128 --> 00:51:02,819
Eh?
1321
00:51:05,097 --> 00:51:07,721
Ah, phew. [speaks Minionese]
1322
00:51:07,859 --> 00:51:10,171
- [snarling]
- [panicked shouting]
1323
00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:13,174
[grunting]
1324
00:51:13,312 --> 00:51:15,660
[yelling]
1325
00:51:16,488 --> 00:51:20,665
[ferocious bellowing]
1326
00:51:21,769 --> 00:51:23,530
[otter chirps]
1327
00:51:24,841 --> 00:51:27,361
[water burbling]
1328
00:51:27,499 --> 00:51:28,535
[chuckles nervously]
1329
00:51:28,673 --> 00:51:30,053
Whoopsie.
1330
00:51:30,191 --> 00:51:31,745
Uh Oh, oh, look!
1331
00:51:31,883 --> 00:51:35,300
There it is, our destination!
1332
00:51:35,438 --> 00:51:36,888
[laughs]
1333
00:51:37,026 --> 00:51:38,234
¡Vamos!
1334
00:51:38,372 --> 00:51:40,270
- Let's go, fellas.
- [excited chattering]
1335
00:51:40,408 --> 00:51:43,653
- [speaks Minionese, laughs]
- Uh, sí, sí.
1336
00:51:43,791 --> 00:51:46,276
[jaunty music playing quietly
over radio]
1337
00:51:46,414 --> 00:51:47,899
[Dick sighs, grunts]
1338
00:51:48,037 --> 00:51:50,867
[speaking Minionese]
1339
00:51:51,005 --> 00:51:52,213
- There.
- [toilet flushing]
1340
00:51:52,351 --> 00:51:53,214
Huh?
1341
00:51:53,352 --> 00:51:54,630
[Minions gasp]
1342
00:51:54,768 --> 00:51:56,045
[shushing]
1343
00:51:56,183 --> 00:51:59,117
Attention.
Attention, Minions and Floyd.
1344
00:51:59,255 --> 00:52:01,050
There has finally
received his orders
1345
00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:03,293
from the Supreme High Ruler.
1346
00:52:03,431 --> 00:52:07,608
It's time
to officially invade Earth!
1347
00:52:07,746 --> 00:52:09,610
[Minions cheering]
1348
00:52:09,748 --> 00:52:10,956
[whooping]
1349
00:52:11,094 --> 00:52:14,477
Yeah! Hey, there! There! There!
1350
00:52:14,615 --> 00:52:16,306
MINIONS [chanting]:
There! There!
1351
00:52:16,444 --> 00:52:20,517
DORT and MINIONS:
There! There! There! There!
1352
00:52:20,656 --> 00:52:22,450
There! There!
1353
00:52:22,589 --> 00:52:27,421
There! There! There! There! There!
1354
00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:28,871
MRS. KONIKOFF:
There!
1355
00:52:29,009 --> 00:52:31,390
What did I say about the noise?!
1356
00:52:31,528 --> 00:52:33,289
Oh! Oh, yes. Ooh, sorry.
1357
00:52:33,427 --> 00:52:34,635
My apologies.
1358
00:52:34,773 --> 00:52:37,224
[quietly]:
With me. Dort. Dort.
1359
00:52:37,362 --> 00:52:41,228
[chanting quietly]:
Dort. Dort. Dort. Dort.
1360
00:52:41,366 --> 00:52:43,402
♪ ♪
1361
00:52:55,518 --> 00:52:56,830
[metallic clang]
1362
00:52:59,902 --> 00:53:02,042
Attention, people of Earth!
1363
00:53:02,180 --> 00:53:05,908
Dort is officially
claiming your planet!
1364
00:53:06,046 --> 00:53:07,772
[laughing maniacally]
1365
00:53:07,910 --> 00:53:10,671
- Yeah! [laughing]
- [Minions cheering]
1366
00:53:10,809 --> 00:53:13,709
[children chattering playfully]
1367
00:53:13,847 --> 00:53:15,193
[crying]
1368
00:53:15,331 --> 00:53:18,299
Oh. Well, hello there,
little fella.
1369
00:53:18,437 --> 00:53:20,923
Dort meant your sandcastle
no harm.
1370
00:53:21,061 --> 00:53:22,545
- [metallic tapping]
- Hey.
1371
00:53:22,683 --> 00:53:24,651
- Please stop your shovel attack.
- [grunting]
1372
00:53:24,789 --> 00:53:27,101
[groans] Cease immediately,
1373
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,483
or you will pay the price.
1374
00:53:29,621 --> 00:53:31,416
[gasps] Looka, looka, buddies.
1375
00:53:31,554 --> 00:53:32,969
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
1376
00:53:33,107 --> 00:53:36,283
Let's see how you fare
against a similar attack,
1377
00:53:36,421 --> 00:53:37,629
tiny insurgent.
1378
00:53:37,767 --> 00:53:40,080
Hey, y-you in the robot suit.
1379
00:53:40,218 --> 00:53:41,909
No, no, no,
you can't kick that kid.
1380
00:53:42,047 --> 00:53:44,532
But he must be taught a lesson.
1381
00:53:44,671 --> 00:53:47,087
And also, he started it.
1382
00:53:47,225 --> 00:53:50,504
[laughs] You are not from
around these parts, are you?
1383
00:53:50,642 --> 00:53:51,781
DORT:
Well, no.
1384
00:53:51,919 --> 00:53:53,749
I originate
from the planet Metlar.
1385
00:53:53,887 --> 00:53:56,613
- Hmm?
- Near the G45T system?
1386
00:53:56,752 --> 00:53:59,064
[laughing]: Right.
I don't know where that is.
1387
00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:01,618
But I'm from a small town
in Minnesota myself,
1388
00:54:01,757 --> 00:54:03,034
so I understand the feeling
1389
00:54:03,172 --> 00:54:04,794
of being a stranger
in the big city.
1390
00:54:04,932 --> 00:54:09,385
So, what you're saying is
I am now free to kick him.
1391
00:54:09,523 --> 00:54:11,939
- [child screaming]
- [woman laughing]
1392
00:54:12,802 --> 00:54:14,079
No, you can't.
1393
00:54:14,217 --> 00:54:16,047
[sighs]
Well, I should get a move on.
1394
00:54:16,185 --> 00:54:18,256
My friends and I are headed
to a protest for women's rights.
1395
00:54:18,394 --> 00:54:21,121
Do you believe
women and men are equal?
1396
00:54:21,259 --> 00:54:23,537
- Why, yes, of course.
- Oh, good.
1397
00:54:23,675 --> 00:54:26,782
In that you both now belong
to the Supreme Ruler equally.
1398
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:29,094
[laughing]
1399
00:54:29,232 --> 00:54:30,924
You're so funny and cute.
1400
00:54:31,062 --> 00:54:32,995
Oh, I-I mean what you said.
1401
00:54:33,133 --> 00:54:34,651
What you said is cute.
1402
00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:36,032
Uh, pardon?
1403
00:54:36,170 --> 00:54:38,034
Come on, Debbie,
we're gonna be late.
1404
00:54:38,172 --> 00:54:39,864
Did you say Dort was
1405
00:54:40,002 --> 00:54:41,313
SUFFRAGETTES [chanting]:
Give women the vote!
1406
00:54:41,451 --> 00:54:42,901
Give women the vote!
1407
00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:45,732
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
1408
00:54:45,870 --> 00:54:48,148
Bye! Don't kick children!
1409
00:54:48,286 --> 00:54:50,702
Give women the vote!
Give women the vote!
1410
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,118
- Huh.
- Uh, Boss?
1411
00:54:53,256 --> 00:54:55,880
Minions, Dort is, uh, uh,
1412
00:54:56,018 --> 00:54:58,572
slightly postponing
Earth's invasion.
1413
00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:00,505
Huh? [stammering]
1414
00:55:00,643 --> 00:55:02,749
You heard me. Follow Dort!
1415
00:55:02,887 --> 00:55:04,336
[chanting]:
Give women the vote!
1416
00:55:04,474 --> 00:55:05,752
Give women the vote!
1417
00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,857
- Give women the vote!
- Uh.
1418
00:55:07,995 --> 00:55:09,548
- [stammering]
- [chanting continues]
1419
00:55:09,686 --> 00:55:11,033
Uh, buddies?
1420
00:55:11,171 --> 00:55:12,448
[chanting]:
Bive women da bove!
1421
00:55:12,586 --> 00:55:16,521
Bive women da bove!
Bive women da bove!
1422
00:55:16,659 --> 00:55:18,937
[wind howling]
1423
00:55:19,075 --> 00:55:21,733
GOOMI:
Come on! Come on, come on!
1424
00:55:21,871 --> 00:55:23,977
James, you okay down there?
1425
00:55:24,115 --> 00:55:25,150
[James speaks muffled Minionese]
1426
00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:27,256
The entrance is straight ahead.
1427
00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:29,879
[Henry grunting]
1428
00:55:30,017 --> 00:55:32,848
- [thumps]
- [speaking Minionese angrily]
1429
00:55:32,986 --> 00:55:33,987
Patagonia!
1430
00:55:34,125 --> 00:55:35,574
[continues speaking angrily]
1431
00:55:37,369 --> 00:55:38,923
[grunting]
1432
00:55:40,096 --> 00:55:42,581
[yelps, muttering]
1433
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:45,999
GOOMI: I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!
1434
00:55:46,137 --> 00:55:47,966
[singsongy]:
Watch your step!
1435
00:55:52,868 --> 00:55:54,835
And here we are.
1436
00:55:54,973 --> 00:55:56,354
[exclaiming excitedly]
1437
00:55:56,492 --> 00:55:58,045
You're gonna love these gents.
1438
00:55:58,183 --> 00:55:59,426
We get them, and then we go to
1439
00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,911
- Ooh, ooh, Hollywood.
- Uh, Hollywood.
1440
00:56:02,049 --> 00:56:03,982
Yeah, sure-- to make your movie.
1441
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,020
Whoa. [laughing]
1442
00:56:07,158 --> 00:56:09,125
There they are!
1443
00:56:09,263 --> 00:56:11,265
Howard and Phillips.
1444
00:56:11,403 --> 00:56:13,474
JAMES:
Goomi, magnífico.
1445
00:56:13,612 --> 00:56:14,751
GOOMI:
Right?
1446
00:56:14,890 --> 00:56:16,581
Ed, cinema. Cinema.
1447
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,445
- [laughing excitedly]
- [camera rattling]
1448
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,965
Don't be scared though.
They're such good guys.
1449
00:56:21,103 --> 00:56:23,450
Just try not to look
too delicious.
1450
00:56:23,588 --> 00:56:24,485
Huh?!
1451
00:56:24,623 --> 00:56:26,763
- [clicking]
- Hmm.
1452
00:56:26,902 --> 00:56:28,213
[growls]
1453
00:56:28,351 --> 00:56:29,801
♪ ♪
1454
00:56:29,939 --> 00:56:31,182
[clicking]
1455
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:33,529
- [vibrating gong]
- [ice crackling]
1456
00:56:34,910 --> 00:56:36,981
♪ ♪
1457
00:56:42,538 --> 00:56:44,057
[Minions grunt]
1458
00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:47,577
- [laughing excitedly]
- [footsteps booming]
1459
00:56:47,715 --> 00:56:49,476
Mega kaiju!
1460
00:56:49,614 --> 00:56:51,650
Behold!
1461
00:56:51,788 --> 00:56:55,758
[bellowing roar]
1462
00:56:55,896 --> 00:56:57,656
[yawning, smacks lips]
1463
00:56:57,794 --> 00:57:00,176
Hey, Goomi.
Thanks for the jailbreak.
1464
00:57:00,314 --> 00:57:03,076
[laughs]
All right, where were we?
1465
00:57:03,214 --> 00:57:05,388
Howard and Phillips
destroy world!
1466
00:57:05,526 --> 00:57:06,562
Yeah!
1467
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:08,598
But wait, I'm sorry.
Quick question.
1468
00:57:08,736 --> 00:57:10,704
I want to eat one of these
funny-looking yellow guys first.
1469
00:57:10,842 --> 00:57:12,119
Is that okay?
1470
00:57:12,257 --> 00:57:13,741
- [Howard snarling]
- [Minions whimpering]
1471
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,019
Guys, guys.
1472
00:57:15,157 --> 00:57:17,987
We are not going
to destroy the world
1473
00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,024
nor eat anyone in this room.
1474
00:57:20,162 --> 00:57:21,611
Are we clear?
1475
00:57:21,749 --> 00:57:23,027
- Huh?
- Not really.
1476
00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:25,719
Destroying stuff
is-is kind of our thing.
1477
00:57:25,857 --> 00:57:28,239
Uh, not anymore, Phillips.
1478
00:57:28,377 --> 00:57:30,620
No, all that stuff is over.
1479
00:57:30,758 --> 00:57:32,381
We are no longer evil.
1480
00:57:32,519 --> 00:57:35,177
We work in
the motion picture industry.
1481
00:57:35,315 --> 00:57:36,626
- See?
- [camera rattling]
1482
00:57:36,764 --> 00:57:38,283
No worldwide destruction.
1483
00:57:38,421 --> 00:57:40,768
No devouring
funny-looking yellow guys.
1484
00:57:40,907 --> 00:57:45,221
We're just gonna help James
here make his dreams come true.
1485
00:57:45,359 --> 00:57:46,291
[dings]
1486
00:57:46,429 --> 00:57:48,155
Huh?
1487
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,743
[dings]
1488
00:57:49,881 --> 00:57:51,262
Oh!
1489
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,574
Okay. [laughs maniacally]
1490
00:57:53,712 --> 00:57:55,197
Wink, wink. [laughs]
1491
00:57:55,335 --> 00:57:57,371
Got it. All right, we're in.
1492
00:57:57,509 --> 00:57:58,200
[laughing]
1493
00:57:58,338 --> 00:58:00,236
They're in!
1494
00:58:00,374 --> 00:58:02,100
Come on, let's go to Hollywood!
1495
00:58:02,238 --> 00:58:04,033
Sí. Woot, woot! [laughing]
1496
00:58:04,171 --> 00:58:06,277
Huh? Oh, no, no, no!
1497
00:58:06,415 --> 00:58:07,692
- [speaking Minionese]
- James, James.
1498
00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:10,039
[speaks Minionese] loco.
Le monstra bada.
1499
00:58:10,177 --> 00:58:12,283
Henry [speaks Minionese]
Stoppa, okay?
1500
00:58:12,421 --> 00:58:14,492
- [speaks Minionese]
- [speaks Minionese] Stoppa.
1501
00:58:14,630 --> 00:58:17,322
C'est me movie, okay? Me movie!
1502
00:58:18,496 --> 00:58:21,740
HOWARD:
Howard having super weird day.
1503
00:58:21,878 --> 00:58:24,260
Uh [sighs]
1504
00:58:25,399 --> 00:58:27,677
[laughing gleefully]:
Faster!
1505
00:58:27,815 --> 00:58:29,610
Faster!
1506
00:58:29,748 --> 00:58:31,750
- [laughing]
- Ah. Gooda, gooda.
1507
00:58:31,888 --> 00:58:33,269
Hey, Henry! [laughs]
1508
00:58:33,407 --> 00:58:35,133
[James speaks Minionese]
1509
00:58:35,271 --> 00:58:37,032
[Henry grunting]
1510
00:58:37,170 --> 00:58:38,654
[Henry whimpering]
1511
00:58:38,792 --> 00:58:41,657
[speaking Minionese, crying]
1512
00:58:41,795 --> 00:58:44,004
[crying continues]
1513
00:58:45,902 --> 00:58:48,043
♪ ♪
1514
00:58:50,183 --> 00:58:52,081
[Dort clears throat]
1515
00:58:54,394 --> 00:58:56,085
[Minions laugh sheepishly]
1516
00:58:56,879 --> 00:58:58,985
[grunting, cries out]
1517
00:59:00,227 --> 00:59:02,022
[screams]
1518
00:59:04,128 --> 00:59:06,923
- [speaks Minionese]
- [Dort sighs]
1519
00:59:07,062 --> 00:59:08,132
[gentle violin music playing]
1520
00:59:08,270 --> 00:59:10,099
[glasses clink]
1521
00:59:10,237 --> 00:59:12,446
[munching loudly]
1522
00:59:13,930 --> 00:59:15,794
Mm! [mumbles]
1523
00:59:17,210 --> 00:59:18,487
Ah!
1524
00:59:18,625 --> 00:59:20,592
♪ ♪
1525
00:59:24,044 --> 00:59:25,425
[snickering]
1526
00:59:25,563 --> 00:59:26,909
[spits]
1527
00:59:27,047 --> 00:59:29,118
Mm-hmm.
1528
00:59:29,256 --> 00:59:30,982
[Minions yelling]
1529
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,157
[shouting]
1530
00:59:35,745 --> 00:59:37,782
[speaking Minionese,
grunting mockingly]
1531
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,164
[laughing]
1532
00:59:45,134 --> 00:59:47,067
- [wind whistles softly]
- [shivers]
1533
00:59:47,205 --> 00:59:49,414
♪ ♪
1534
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,255
♪ ♪
1535
01:00:03,497 --> 01:00:04,843
[crickets chirping]
1536
01:00:04,981 --> 01:00:07,915
GOOMI: Ooh, is this
where you make movies?
1537
01:00:08,054 --> 01:00:10,435
Sí. [speaks Minionese]
1538
01:00:11,367 --> 01:00:12,817
GOOMI:
Fantastic.
1539
01:00:12,955 --> 01:00:14,715
You hear that, guys?
This is where it all happens.
1540
01:00:14,853 --> 01:00:16,441
- [laughing]
- JAMES: Come here!
1541
01:00:16,579 --> 01:00:17,442
Come here!
1542
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:19,686
[speaking Minionese, grunting]
1543
01:00:20,652 --> 01:00:21,929
[Goomi laughing]
1544
01:00:22,068 --> 01:00:24,035
[grunts]
1545
01:00:24,173 --> 01:00:25,588
[Goomi laughing]
1546
01:00:25,726 --> 01:00:29,109
Holy!
Wow, would you look at this!
1547
01:00:29,247 --> 01:00:30,455
[laughing]
1548
01:00:30,593 --> 01:00:32,354
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
1549
01:00:32,492 --> 01:00:33,458
Uh, uh.
1550
01:00:33,596 --> 01:00:35,771
[muttering quietly in Minionese]
1551
01:00:38,187 --> 01:00:39,775
- Uh
- Oh! Oh, oh, oh, look.
1552
01:00:39,913 --> 01:00:41,156
- This is great.
- Huh?
1553
01:00:41,294 --> 01:00:42,364
Sí.
1554
01:00:42,502 --> 01:00:44,952
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
1555
01:00:45,091 --> 01:00:47,196
[growls]
El a destructo la terra!
1556
01:00:47,334 --> 01:00:48,887
[laughing giddily]
C'est besta storya.
1557
01:00:49,025 --> 01:00:52,063
Oh, James, you've painted
such a wonderful picture
1558
01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:53,927
with your beautiful gibberish.
1559
01:00:54,065 --> 01:00:56,826
[sighs] Your movie
is gonna be fantastic.
1560
01:00:56,964 --> 01:00:58,069
Isn't it, guys?
1561
01:00:58,207 --> 01:01:01,072
[groans]
Who cares about the movie?
1562
01:01:01,210 --> 01:01:05,180
I just want to eat people
and chase people and-and
1563
01:01:05,318 --> 01:01:07,043
Smoosh people with feet!
1564
01:01:07,182 --> 01:01:09,011
Exactly. Smoosh.
1565
01:01:09,149 --> 01:01:10,219
Howard gets it.
1566
01:01:10,357 --> 01:01:12,118
- Huh?
- [stammers]
1567
01:01:12,256 --> 01:01:14,361
[laughs nervously]
1568
01:01:14,499 --> 01:01:15,845
Okay, just a little
moment, please.
1569
01:01:15,983 --> 01:01:17,088
[laughs nervously]
1570
01:01:17,226 --> 01:01:19,021
Uh, you and you, a word?
[chuckles]
1571
01:01:19,159 --> 01:01:20,954
We'll be right back.
1572
01:01:21,092 --> 01:01:23,301
Oh. Okay.
1573
01:01:23,439 --> 01:01:25,441
[laughing]
1574
01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:27,202
[grunts]
1575
01:01:27,340 --> 01:01:29,411
Uh. Eh.
1576
01:01:30,619 --> 01:01:32,310
[humming "Hooray for Hollywood"]
1577
01:01:32,448 --> 01:01:35,313
[continues humming]
1578
01:01:36,176 --> 01:01:38,351
Goomi, what are we doing here?
1579
01:01:38,489 --> 01:01:40,180
Back in the good old days,
you were all about
1580
01:01:40,318 --> 01:01:41,526
going from planet to planet,
1581
01:01:41,664 --> 01:01:43,908
obliterating
everything in sight.
1582
01:01:44,046 --> 01:01:46,255
Now you want to make movies?
1583
01:01:46,393 --> 01:01:47,532
You've changed, man.
1584
01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:49,465
- Howard agree!
- Guys, guys, guys.
1585
01:01:49,603 --> 01:01:50,984
Where's the trust?
1586
01:01:51,122 --> 01:01:53,469
Of course we're gonna
destroy everything.
1587
01:01:53,607 --> 01:01:55,230
When those cameras
start rolling,
1588
01:01:55,368 --> 01:01:58,094
we're going to conjure Irene.
1589
01:01:58,233 --> 01:01:59,924
- Irene?!
- Irene?! Really?
1590
01:02:00,062 --> 01:02:03,410
Yes, Irene,
the eater of worlds herself.
1591
01:02:03,548 --> 01:02:04,998
We're gonna have our revenge,
1592
01:02:05,136 --> 01:02:08,277
but we're gonna destroy
everything on the planet.
1593
01:02:08,415 --> 01:02:10,659
- Destroy! [laughing maniacally]
- [door opens]
1594
01:02:10,797 --> 01:02:13,800
- Howard, stop!
- Huh?
1595
01:02:15,215 --> 01:02:17,597
Uh destroy?
1596
01:02:17,735 --> 01:02:20,289
[laughs]:
Oh, hey, Henry, buddy.
1597
01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,465
James!
1598
01:02:23,603 --> 01:02:26,157
- [yelps, whimpers]
- Get him!
1599
01:02:26,295 --> 01:02:28,711
[panicked whimpering, panting]
1600
01:02:28,849 --> 01:02:30,334
[shrieks]
1601
01:02:31,231 --> 01:02:32,301
- [roaring]
- [gasping]
1602
01:02:32,439 --> 01:02:34,545
- [growling]
- Uh
1603
01:02:34,683 --> 01:02:36,098
- [gasps] Ooh!
- [Henry laughs]
1604
01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:38,583
["The Lone Ranger" playing
at fast speed]
1605
01:02:40,378 --> 01:02:42,587
- [sped-up audio]
- [Howard yelling]
1606
01:02:45,072 --> 01:02:47,074
- [metallic clang] -Ow!
- [high-pitched laughter]
1607
01:02:47,213 --> 01:02:48,800
[roaring]
1608
01:02:48,938 --> 01:02:50,319
[Howard growling]
1609
01:02:50,457 --> 01:02:52,356
- [Phillips grunting]
- HENRY: Hmm.
1610
01:02:52,494 --> 01:02:53,978
PHILLIPS:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1611
01:02:54,116 --> 01:02:56,049
- [grunting, yelping]
- [Henry giggling]
1612
01:02:56,187 --> 01:02:57,568
- Hey!
- [blows raspberries]
1613
01:02:57,706 --> 01:02:59,155
- [laughing]
- [growling]
1614
01:02:59,294 --> 01:03:01,399
Eh, en garde!
[speaking Minionese]
1615
01:03:03,021 --> 01:03:05,817
HOWARD: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[screams]
1616
01:03:05,955 --> 01:03:07,716
[Henry laughing]
1617
01:03:08,993 --> 01:03:10,270
Aha!
1618
01:03:10,408 --> 01:03:11,685
[screaming]
1619
01:03:11,823 --> 01:03:13,342
- [blowing]
- [laughing]
1620
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:14,654
[exclaims]
1621
01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,000
- [song ends]
- [normal audio resumes]
1622
01:03:16,138 --> 01:03:17,691
- [muffled grunting]
- [deep laughter]
1623
01:03:17,829 --> 01:03:18,761
James!
1624
01:03:18,899 --> 01:03:21,281
Huh? Henry?
1625
01:03:21,419 --> 01:03:22,524
- [muffled shouting]
- JAMES: Henry?!
1626
01:03:22,662 --> 01:03:24,388
Oh, hide him. Hide him, quick.
1627
01:03:24,526 --> 01:03:26,459
Henry? [gasps]
1628
01:03:26,597 --> 01:03:29,393
Oh, hi, James. Mm, no.
1629
01:03:29,531 --> 01:03:30,670
- There's no Henry here.
- [muffled shouting]
1630
01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:33,328
Uh, just us monsters, you know,
1631
01:03:33,466 --> 01:03:35,088
talking about, uh
1632
01:03:35,226 --> 01:03:40,335
uh, a friend of ours that would
be great in your movie.
1633
01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:42,923
[sighs wistfully]
1634
01:03:43,061 --> 01:03:44,822
This is Irene.
1635
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:46,168
JAMES:
Oh.
1636
01:03:46,306 --> 01:03:50,966
Imagine the movie opens
with Irene being conjured.
1637
01:03:51,104 --> 01:03:52,864
The coolest monster ever,
1638
01:03:53,002 --> 01:03:56,282
unleashed upon
an unsuspecting world.
1639
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:57,731
Oh, I promise you, James,
1640
01:03:57,869 --> 01:04:00,147
you've never seen
a monster like her.
1641
01:04:00,286 --> 01:04:02,943
Okay. ¡Vamos, vamos!
1642
01:04:03,081 --> 01:04:05,291
♪ ♪
1643
01:04:16,543 --> 01:04:19,615
[panting, sighing]
1644
01:04:21,099 --> 01:04:23,309
♪ ♪
1645
01:04:26,277 --> 01:04:29,384
Hey, Ed, maka le movie.
1646
01:04:29,522 --> 01:04:31,247
GOOMI [laughs]:
Okay.
1647
01:04:31,386 --> 01:04:32,973
The big day has arrived.
1648
01:04:33,111 --> 01:04:34,561
And I have good news.
1649
01:04:34,699 --> 01:04:36,632
Last night, Henry and I were
having a little chat
1650
01:04:36,770 --> 01:04:38,462
- Henry?
- Yeah, yeah, Henry.
1651
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:40,878
And he said he's sorry
for being such a doink,
1652
01:04:41,016 --> 01:04:43,846
and also that the scene
we're about to do, you know,
1653
01:04:43,984 --> 01:04:46,608
when Irene arrives, he thinks
it's missing something.
1654
01:04:46,746 --> 01:04:49,507
- Huh? [speaks Minionese]
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
1655
01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:51,785
But Henry had a solution.
1656
01:04:51,923 --> 01:04:54,132
What if, when the monster
first comes out,
1657
01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:55,755
she eats a victim
1658
01:04:55,893 --> 01:04:58,274
to let the audience know
that she means business.
1659
01:04:58,413 --> 01:05:01,381
And better yet,
Henry has volunteered
1660
01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:05,454
to play the part
of the first sacrifice!
1661
01:05:05,592 --> 01:05:07,629
[muffled pleading]
1662
01:05:07,767 --> 01:05:09,596
[gasps, laughs]
Henry! Bank you!
1663
01:05:09,734 --> 01:05:11,426
[muffled]:
Mm-mm, mm-mm!
1664
01:05:11,564 --> 01:05:13,324
GOOMI:
Oh, man, he seems excited, huh?
1665
01:05:13,462 --> 01:05:15,706
- He's really getting into the part.
- Aw.
1666
01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:17,984
[sighs] Well, James.
1667
01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,641
Jim. Jimmy.
1668
01:05:19,779 --> 01:05:21,194
- Jimothy.
- [yelps]
1669
01:05:21,332 --> 01:05:24,887
Are you ready to start making
your first movie?
1670
01:05:25,025 --> 01:05:26,441
Sí, sí. [laughing]
1671
01:05:26,579 --> 01:05:29,375
By the way, are you okay with
me appearing in this scene?
1672
01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:30,721
Th-This is your project.
1673
01:05:30,859 --> 01:05:32,032
I don't want
to step on any toes.
1674
01:05:32,170 --> 01:05:34,621
No problemo. Lumiosa!
1675
01:05:35,829 --> 01:05:36,589
Sonos!
1676
01:05:36,727 --> 01:05:38,038
[microphone feedback]
1677
01:05:38,176 --> 01:05:39,488
Y smoka!
1678
01:05:39,626 --> 01:05:41,697
Minions y Monstras.
1679
01:05:41,835 --> 01:05:43,043
Uno!
1680
01:05:43,181 --> 01:05:45,391
♪ ♪
1681
01:05:46,737 --> 01:05:48,290
[Goomi laughing maniacally]
1682
01:05:48,428 --> 01:05:51,397
The end is finally here.
1683
01:05:51,535 --> 01:05:54,469
Earth is living
its last moments.
1684
01:05:54,607 --> 01:05:56,988
The monsters are back
1685
01:05:57,126 --> 01:05:59,266
- with a vengeance!
- [thunder cracking]
1686
01:05:59,405 --> 01:06:05,411
The time for Irene
has come again!
1687
01:06:05,549 --> 01:06:06,998
Rahlia!
1688
01:06:07,136 --> 01:06:09,656
- Yogsogoth!
- [soft whooshing]
1689
01:06:10,554 --> 01:06:12,348
- Flitahgen!
- [crackling]
1690
01:06:12,487 --> 01:06:15,041
- Carbonica!
- [whooshing]
1691
01:06:15,179 --> 01:06:18,596
Alea Iacta Est!
1692
01:06:19,286 --> 01:06:23,083
Mercurio Sulubidis!
1693
01:06:24,775 --> 01:06:29,124
Cardamen Macchiato!
1694
01:06:34,578 --> 01:06:36,787
♪ ♪
1695
01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:41,861
[exclaims]
1696
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:46,175
Welcome, the all-consuming,
1697
01:06:46,313 --> 01:06:49,144
all-powerful Irene!
1698
01:06:49,282 --> 01:06:50,801
[low growl]
1699
01:06:50,939 --> 01:06:52,630
[thuds]
1700
01:06:52,768 --> 01:06:55,426
[low burbling]
1701
01:06:55,564 --> 01:06:57,014
PHILLIPS:
Irene!
1702
01:06:57,152 --> 01:06:58,567
[gasps, exhales]
1703
01:06:58,705 --> 01:07:01,259
Wow, you're so beautiful!
1704
01:07:01,397 --> 01:07:04,400
So big, so orange, so
1705
01:07:04,539 --> 01:07:07,887
G-G-Gooey!
1706
01:07:08,025 --> 01:07:10,199
Now feed, Irene!
1707
01:07:10,337 --> 01:07:13,271
Feast on our modest offering
1708
01:07:13,409 --> 01:07:15,998
and go forth into the world!
1709
01:07:16,136 --> 01:07:17,483
♪ ♪
1710
01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:18,691
[muffled shouting]
1711
01:07:18,829 --> 01:07:21,314
[low growl]
1712
01:07:21,452 --> 01:07:23,834
[muffled shouting continues]
1713
01:07:23,972 --> 01:07:26,077
C'est gooda! Gooda, Henry!
1714
01:07:26,215 --> 01:07:27,941
[strained grunting]
1715
01:07:28,770 --> 01:07:31,048
[yelling, grunting]
1716
01:07:31,186 --> 01:07:33,568
- [grunts]
- [Irene bellowing]
1717
01:07:35,017 --> 01:07:36,294
- [crashing]
- [whimpering]
1718
01:07:36,432 --> 01:07:38,124
[exclaims]
1719
01:07:38,262 --> 01:07:40,436
[panting, whimpering]
1720
01:07:40,575 --> 01:07:41,990
[screams]
1721
01:07:46,442 --> 01:07:48,099
[grunting]
1722
01:07:48,237 --> 01:07:49,273
[panting]
1723
01:07:49,411 --> 01:07:51,102
James! Helpa me!
1724
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:52,690
Huh? Helpa?
1725
01:07:52,828 --> 01:07:54,381
But por qué helpa?
1726
01:07:54,520 --> 01:07:55,900
- [Irene bellowing]
- [screams]
1727
01:07:58,938 --> 01:08:00,974
[grunting] James!
1728
01:08:01,112 --> 01:08:02,355
Uh, no, no!
1729
01:08:02,493 --> 01:08:03,667
Stoppa!
1730
01:08:03,805 --> 01:08:05,392
Irene, stoppa!
1731
01:08:05,531 --> 01:08:07,636
Bitte, bitte, stoppa!
1732
01:08:07,774 --> 01:08:10,259
GOOMI:
Stop? I'm not gonna stop.
1733
01:08:10,397 --> 01:08:12,779
I've been waiting
for this moment for eons.
1734
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:16,611
Irene is going to devour
everything and everyone.
1735
01:08:16,749 --> 01:08:18,474
No!
1736
01:08:18,613 --> 01:08:20,097
- [low roaring]
- [whimpering]
1737
01:08:20,235 --> 01:08:22,030
[panting]
1738
01:08:22,168 --> 01:08:24,550
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
1739
01:08:27,483 --> 01:08:29,934
Henry! Oh, oh, no!
1740
01:08:33,351 --> 01:08:34,629
[gasping]
1741
01:08:34,767 --> 01:08:37,355
[screaming, yelling]
1742
01:08:44,017 --> 01:08:46,192
[panicked screaming]
1743
01:08:47,262 --> 01:08:49,713
- [panicked screaming continues]
- [horns honking]
1744
01:08:49,851 --> 01:08:51,680
[panting, whimpering]
1745
01:08:53,786 --> 01:08:55,063
[whistles]
1746
01:08:56,236 --> 01:08:58,135
[panicked screaming, shouting]
1747
01:08:58,273 --> 01:08:59,792
Henry! Uh
1748
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:02,449
[yells, whimpers]
1749
01:09:02,588 --> 01:09:03,692
[growls]
1750
01:09:03,830 --> 01:09:05,073
[grunting rhythmically]
1751
01:09:05,211 --> 01:09:06,246
[dog barks]
1752
01:09:06,384 --> 01:09:07,558
[woman screams]
1753
01:09:07,696 --> 01:09:09,387
[Debbie sighs contentedly]
1754
01:09:09,525 --> 01:09:11,010
That was super fun.
1755
01:09:11,148 --> 01:09:13,806
What a perfect day
this has been.
1756
01:09:13,944 --> 01:09:15,290
Thank you so much.
1757
01:09:15,428 --> 01:09:17,361
Oh. Oh, no.
1758
01:09:17,499 --> 01:09:19,743
No, no. No. Thank you.
1759
01:09:19,881 --> 01:09:21,814
I really like you, Dort.
You're
1760
01:09:21,952 --> 01:09:24,506
you're not like
the other men that I know.
1761
01:09:24,644 --> 01:09:28,337
Mm. You mean Dort is not
all about suppressing feelings
1762
01:09:28,475 --> 01:09:30,581
to avoid appearing vulnerable?
1763
01:09:30,719 --> 01:09:33,308
Well, yes, but more like,
with you
1764
01:09:33,446 --> 01:09:37,105
well, I-I feel respected
and listened to.
1765
01:09:37,243 --> 01:09:39,659
Aw, Debbie.
1766
01:09:39,797 --> 01:09:41,627
Dort.
1767
01:09:42,558 --> 01:09:44,768
♪ ♪
1768
01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:47,563
[whooshing]
1769
01:09:47,702 --> 01:09:49,220
- [crashing]
- [gasps]
1770
01:09:49,358 --> 01:09:51,395
[panicked screaming]
1771
01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:55,019
[gasps]
1772
01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:56,745
[speaks Minionese, gasps]
1773
01:09:56,883 --> 01:09:59,230
[Henry screaming]
1774
01:09:59,368 --> 01:10:01,750
[yelps, whimpering]
1775
01:10:01,888 --> 01:10:03,476
[stammers] C'est la Henry!
1776
01:10:03,614 --> 01:10:05,478
Dort! Kawasaki le kaiju!
1777
01:10:05,616 --> 01:10:06,617
Help buddy, buddy.
1778
01:10:06,755 --> 01:10:08,584
- DORT: Huh?
- Oh, my heavens!
1779
01:10:08,723 --> 01:10:10,069
Look at that thing!
1780
01:10:10,207 --> 01:10:12,554
Well, he's no match
for my robot boyfriend.
1781
01:10:12,692 --> 01:10:15,212
Go! Get him, baby!
1782
01:10:15,350 --> 01:10:16,834
Um, yes, yes.
1783
01:10:16,972 --> 01:10:19,803
But that thing i-is huge!
1784
01:10:19,941 --> 01:10:22,564
Uh, I, um [clears throat]
1785
01:10:22,702 --> 01:10:23,876
Okay.
1786
01:10:24,014 --> 01:10:25,809
[Dort whimpering]
1787
01:10:25,947 --> 01:10:27,707
- Dort?
- Dort?
1788
01:10:27,845 --> 01:10:29,778
[Dort grunting]
1789
01:10:31,469 --> 01:10:33,575
- [metallic thud]
- [cat yowls] -Dort!
1790
01:10:33,713 --> 01:10:34,852
- Uh, uh
- Hmm?
1791
01:10:34,990 --> 01:10:36,612
Buddies.
[speaks Minionese] Dort.
1792
01:10:36,751 --> 01:10:37,924
Y tú. Helpa Henry!
1793
01:10:38,062 --> 01:10:39,443
Huh? Helpa Henry?
1794
01:10:39,581 --> 01:10:41,721
Sí, helpa Henry!
1795
01:10:41,859 --> 01:10:43,136
[growls] Buddies!
1796
01:10:43,274 --> 01:10:46,036
- Helpa Henry!
- [shouting in Minionese]
1797
01:10:46,174 --> 01:10:49,039
[panicked screaming]
1798
01:10:52,387 --> 01:10:54,423
[woman grunting]
1799
01:10:54,561 --> 01:10:55,873
[yells]
1800
01:10:56,011 --> 01:10:57,530
[laughing maniacally]
1801
01:10:57,668 --> 01:10:59,946
- [woman grunting]
- [continues laughing]
1802
01:11:00,844 --> 01:11:02,397
[distorted Klaxon horn honking]
1803
01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:07,195
- [panicked screaming]
- [Henry yelling]
1804
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,817
[tires screech]
1805
01:11:09,645 --> 01:11:12,856
On my command, prepare to fire!
1806
01:11:12,994 --> 01:11:15,203
[growling]
1807
01:11:15,341 --> 01:11:16,273
And, uh
1808
01:11:16,411 --> 01:11:20,587
- [deep bellowing]
- [screaming]
1809
01:11:20,726 --> 01:11:23,073
Fall back! Fall back!
1810
01:11:25,316 --> 01:11:27,180
[panting] Huh?
1811
01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:28,423
[growls]
1812
01:11:30,149 --> 01:11:32,945
[laughing, hooting]
1813
01:11:35,706 --> 01:11:37,156
- [laughing] Uh.
- Ooh. Uh.
1814
01:11:37,294 --> 01:11:40,228
- Uh, uh, uh, uh
- [metallic clanging]
1815
01:11:40,366 --> 01:11:42,092
Hmph. [growls]
1816
01:11:42,748 --> 01:11:43,818
Meow.
1817
01:11:43,956 --> 01:11:45,198
[grunting]
1818
01:11:45,336 --> 01:11:47,304
[smacks lips, laughs maniacally]
1819
01:11:47,442 --> 01:11:49,685
[speaking Minionese]
1820
01:11:49,824 --> 01:11:51,791
[cheering, yelling]
1821
01:11:51,929 --> 01:11:53,551
DEBBIE:
Wait, wait, wait! Slow down!
1822
01:11:53,689 --> 01:11:55,553
- [Minions panting]
- Dort!
1823
01:11:56,589 --> 01:11:58,522
DEBBIE:
Where are we going? [yells]
1824
01:11:58,660 --> 01:12:00,144
[panting]
1825
01:12:00,282 --> 01:12:02,422
- [door slams shut]
- Dort!
1826
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,734
Opena!
1827
01:12:03,872 --> 01:12:05,840
[Dick grunting]
1828
01:12:06,633 --> 01:12:07,773
Huh?
1829
01:12:07,911 --> 01:12:10,292
- [high-pitched whirring]
- [exclaims]
1830
01:12:11,466 --> 01:12:13,951
[shouting in Minionese]
1831
01:12:14,849 --> 01:12:16,195
- [speaks Minionese]
- [yelps]
1832
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:18,853
- [panting, speaks Minionese]
- [screams]
1833
01:12:19,681 --> 01:12:21,062
[grunts] Phew.
1834
01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:22,580
- Hey, what are you doing?
- [grunting] Ouch! Ouch!
1835
01:12:22,718 --> 01:12:24,513
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
- Ouch! [screams]
1836
01:12:24,651 --> 01:12:27,482
[panicked panting]
1837
01:12:27,620 --> 01:12:28,690
[muffled grunts]
1838
01:12:28,828 --> 01:12:30,312
[screaming]
1839
01:12:30,450 --> 01:12:31,900
[yelling]
1840
01:12:32,038 --> 01:12:34,351
[muffled yelling]
1841
01:12:34,489 --> 01:12:36,008
[laughs] Henry.
1842
01:12:36,146 --> 01:12:37,699
So I guess this is the end.
1843
01:12:37,837 --> 01:12:39,943
Irene, finish him!
1844
01:12:40,081 --> 01:12:41,772
HENRY:
Huh? [stammering]
1845
01:12:41,910 --> 01:12:43,360
[gasping]
1846
01:12:44,395 --> 01:12:46,397
Oh!
1847
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:50,367
- [tires screeching]
- No, no, no, no, no!
1848
01:12:53,094 --> 01:12:56,028
[screaming]
1849
01:12:56,166 --> 01:12:57,546
[muffled grunt]
1850
01:12:57,684 --> 01:12:58,858
Henry!
1851
01:12:58,996 --> 01:13:01,205
- [growls]
- [tires screeching]
1852
01:13:02,793 --> 01:13:05,934
[shouting in Minionese]
1853
01:13:06,072 --> 01:13:08,316
[burbling]
1854
01:13:08,454 --> 01:13:10,905
- [engine puttering]
- Huh?
1855
01:13:18,498 --> 01:13:19,603
[grunts]
1856
01:13:25,022 --> 01:13:26,782
- [electrical crackling]
- Ah, no!
1857
01:13:26,921 --> 01:13:28,681
[speaking Minionese]
1858
01:13:28,819 --> 01:13:31,028
[muffled grunting]
1859
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:34,169
[muffled grunting continues]
1860
01:13:37,690 --> 01:13:40,244
Ah [speaking Minionese]
1861
01:13:41,487 --> 01:13:43,869
- [speaking Minionese angrily]
- [switch clicking]
1862
01:13:45,663 --> 01:13:47,458
Ah [sighs]
1863
01:13:47,596 --> 01:13:48,494
[screams]
1864
01:13:48,632 --> 01:13:51,635
[both screaming]
1865
01:13:52,636 --> 01:13:53,948
Huh? Henry!
1866
01:13:54,086 --> 01:13:55,363
- [laughing]
- James!
1867
01:13:55,501 --> 01:13:56,882
- BOTH: Toot, toot!
- [Klaxon horn honking]
1868
01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,780
- [both laughing]
- [engine puttering]
1869
01:13:58,918 --> 01:14:01,058
- GREG: Minions!
- Huh?
1870
01:14:01,196 --> 01:14:03,026
- GOOMI: What?
- [shouting in Minionese]
1871
01:14:03,164 --> 01:14:05,097
[continues shouting
in Minionese]
1872
01:14:05,235 --> 01:14:07,616
Mm, piñata!
1873
01:14:07,754 --> 01:14:09,515
[grunts, speaks Minionese]
1874
01:14:10,550 --> 01:14:11,586
Huh?
1875
01:14:12,725 --> 01:14:13,829
[grunts weakly]
1876
01:14:13,968 --> 01:14:15,659
[shouting in Minionese]
1877
01:14:15,797 --> 01:14:18,006
[grunting]
1878
01:14:19,214 --> 01:14:21,216
[shouting in Minionese]
1879
01:14:21,354 --> 01:14:22,735
Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow!
1880
01:14:22,873 --> 01:14:23,839
Click! Click! Click?
1881
01:14:23,978 --> 01:14:25,393
[growls, shouts in Minionese]
1882
01:14:25,531 --> 01:14:26,704
Yah! Yah!
1883
01:14:26,842 --> 01:14:28,465
[shouts in Minionese]
1884
01:14:28,603 --> 01:14:29,811
[hammer squeaks]
1885
01:14:29,949 --> 01:14:32,158
[shouting in Minionese]
1886
01:14:35,196 --> 01:14:36,783
- [buzzing]
- [laughing]
1887
01:14:36,922 --> 01:14:38,371
[snapping]
1888
01:14:38,509 --> 01:14:39,579
Ow!
1889
01:14:39,717 --> 01:14:41,305
[groaning]
1890
01:14:42,755 --> 01:14:45,413
[speaks Minionese] Bazooka!
1891
01:14:47,587 --> 01:14:49,003
[grunts]
1892
01:14:50,521 --> 01:14:51,695
[grunts]
1893
01:14:51,833 --> 01:14:54,008
[muffled explosions]
1894
01:14:58,667 --> 01:15:01,256
[low bellowing]
1895
01:15:01,394 --> 01:15:03,949
[Minions cheering]
1896
01:15:04,087 --> 01:15:05,502
[gasps] James!
1897
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,814
Looka, looka!
[speaks Minionese]
1898
01:15:07,953 --> 01:15:09,816
Go, go, go!
1899
01:15:09,955 --> 01:15:11,680
[grunts, speaks Minionese]
1900
01:15:11,818 --> 01:15:12,888
[laughing]
1901
01:15:13,027 --> 01:15:15,477
[cheering, laughing]
1902
01:15:15,615 --> 01:15:17,617
[burbling]
1903
01:15:17,755 --> 01:15:19,688
[Minions gasping]
1904
01:15:19,826 --> 01:15:21,967
[stammering, whimpering]
1905
01:15:26,868 --> 01:15:28,732
HENRY:
Oh!
1906
01:15:28,870 --> 01:15:31,045
[shouting in Minionese]
1907
01:15:33,116 --> 01:15:34,358
[Minions yelling]
1908
01:15:34,496 --> 01:15:36,671
[James and Henry grunting]
1909
01:15:37,499 --> 01:15:39,536
[Goomi laughing maniacally]
1910
01:15:39,674 --> 01:15:42,228
Good game, fellas,
but it's over.
1911
01:15:42,366 --> 01:15:44,990
Irene, take 'em all down!
1912
01:15:45,128 --> 01:15:46,922
[Goomi laughing]
1913
01:15:47,061 --> 01:15:49,166
[panicked shouting]
1914
01:15:49,304 --> 01:15:51,168
[whimpering]
1915
01:15:51,306 --> 01:15:53,481
[bellowing]
1916
01:15:53,619 --> 01:15:55,000
Uh, James.
1917
01:15:55,138 --> 01:15:57,105
[whimpering, yelps]
1918
01:15:59,659 --> 01:16:00,798
[bellowing]
1919
01:16:00,936 --> 01:16:02,593
[electrical crackling,
electronic whooping]
1920
01:16:02,731 --> 01:16:04,492
MINIONS:
Huh?
1921
01:16:04,630 --> 01:16:07,150
Ah, ah, what's happening?
Who dares?
1922
01:16:07,288 --> 01:16:09,497
[electronic whooping]
1923
01:16:11,085 --> 01:16:13,294
I am Dort!
1924
01:16:13,432 --> 01:16:15,468
[Minions cheering]
1925
01:16:15,606 --> 01:16:16,400
Bravo!
1926
01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:19,679
Call off your attack, or else.
1927
01:16:19,817 --> 01:16:22,165
Oh, yeah? Or else, what?
1928
01:16:22,303 --> 01:16:24,029
We've got Irene!
1929
01:16:24,167 --> 01:16:25,513
Agreed.
1930
01:16:25,651 --> 01:16:28,516
But I've got
1931
01:16:28,654 --> 01:16:31,208
Minions!
1932
01:16:31,346 --> 01:16:32,727
[Dick laughing]
1933
01:16:32,865 --> 01:16:34,280
Piñata!
1934
01:16:34,418 --> 01:16:36,317
[Minions shouting]
1935
01:16:39,009 --> 01:16:41,494
[screaming]
1936
01:16:43,082 --> 01:16:45,360
[panting, screaming]
1937
01:16:49,330 --> 01:16:51,125
[deep bellowing]
1938
01:16:51,263 --> 01:16:53,472
[screaming, grunting]
1939
01:16:56,854 --> 01:16:58,477
[yelling]
1940
01:17:00,134 --> 01:17:01,721
[Dick laughing]
1941
01:17:01,859 --> 01:17:03,447
[grunting]
1942
01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:04,690
[gagging]
1943
01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:06,588
[speaking Minionese]
1944
01:17:06,726 --> 01:17:08,038
Uh, no.
1945
01:17:08,176 --> 01:17:09,177
- [grunting, gasps]
- [chicken squawks]
1946
01:17:09,315 --> 01:17:11,593
[speaking Minionese angrily]
1947
01:17:11,731 --> 01:17:13,008
- [screams]
- [spring boings]
1948
01:17:13,147 --> 01:17:14,838
[muffled shouting]
1949
01:17:14,976 --> 01:17:17,496
[panting, sighing]
1950
01:17:17,634 --> 01:17:18,359
Ah
1951
01:17:18,497 --> 01:17:19,636
BOTH:
Kanpai!
1952
01:17:19,774 --> 01:17:21,120
[grunting]
1953
01:17:21,258 --> 01:17:25,297
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew,
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
1954
01:17:26,229 --> 01:17:28,438
[deep bellowing]
1955
01:17:32,373 --> 01:17:35,341
[weapons whirring]
1956
01:17:38,724 --> 01:17:41,347
♪ ♪
1957
01:17:47,008 --> 01:17:49,010
[Howard and Phillips crying]
1958
01:17:49,148 --> 01:17:51,530
GOOMI [sobbing]:
Irene!
1959
01:17:52,427 --> 01:17:53,739
JAMES:
Hey, Goomi!
1960
01:17:53,877 --> 01:17:54,912
Huh?
1961
01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:57,363
[sighs, speaks Minionese]
1962
01:17:58,951 --> 01:18:00,401
- Huh?
- GOOMI: Oh, no.
1963
01:18:00,539 --> 01:18:02,161
- No, no. No, no, no, no.
- [Phillips and Howard gasping]
1964
01:18:02,299 --> 01:18:03,231
No, no, no, no!
1965
01:18:03,369 --> 01:18:05,613
Undo la spella.
1966
01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,098
- Command-Zed!
- [screams]
1967
01:18:08,236 --> 01:18:09,479
Run for it, boys!
1968
01:18:09,617 --> 01:18:11,688
JAMES:
Undo!
1969
01:18:11,826 --> 01:18:14,139
[panting, screaming]
1970
01:18:14,277 --> 01:18:16,210
[panicked shouting]
1971
01:18:16,348 --> 01:18:19,178
JAMES:
Command-Zed!
1972
01:18:19,316 --> 01:18:22,630
Don't you dare lock me
in there again, or I'm gonna
1973
01:18:24,459 --> 01:18:26,772
[Minions laughing and cheering]
1974
01:18:29,154 --> 01:18:30,672
[laughs] Dick!
1975
01:18:30,810 --> 01:18:31,846
Tú le besta.
1976
01:18:31,984 --> 01:18:33,503
No, Greg. Tú le besta.
1977
01:18:33,641 --> 01:18:35,815
- DICK: Ah. Oh!
- [laughing]
1978
01:18:36,782 --> 01:18:37,921
[laughing]
1979
01:18:38,059 --> 01:18:39,025
Oh.
1980
01:18:39,164 --> 01:18:40,924
[crying]
1981
01:18:41,062 --> 01:18:43,375
DEBBIE:
Dort! Dort!
1982
01:18:44,790 --> 01:18:46,516
Oh, Debbie!
1983
01:18:47,620 --> 01:18:48,932
OLIVIA:
Yes, indeed.
1984
01:18:49,070 --> 01:18:52,315
The day and Earth itself
was saved.
1985
01:18:52,453 --> 01:18:54,040
All was right in the world.
1986
01:18:54,179 --> 01:18:55,145
[Minions gasp]
1987
01:18:55,283 --> 01:18:56,733
And get this.
1988
01:18:56,871 --> 01:18:59,322
- Ed had never stopped filming.
- [camera rattling]
1989
01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:01,324
[Henry and James cheering]
1990
01:19:01,462 --> 01:19:03,326
[laughing]
1991
01:19:03,464 --> 01:19:04,879
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
1992
01:19:05,017 --> 01:19:06,708
[laughing]
1993
01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:10,540
OLIVIA: And so,
after months of hard work,
1994
01:19:10,678 --> 01:19:13,267
and with the help
of all of his buddies,
1995
01:19:13,405 --> 01:19:16,097
James had made his dream
come true.
1996
01:19:16,235 --> 01:19:19,169
He had done it.
1997
01:19:19,307 --> 01:19:22,310
He had finally made his movie.
1998
01:19:25,796 --> 01:19:28,351
[Minions laughing over speakers]
1999
01:19:29,179 --> 01:19:30,767
And let me tell you,
2000
01:19:30,905 --> 01:19:34,633
watching the movie play
with a theater full of people,
2001
01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:38,533
there was truly nothing better.
2002
01:19:38,671 --> 01:19:40,880
- [cheering and applause]
- [chanting]: James! James!
2003
01:19:41,018 --> 01:19:42,192
James! James!
2004
01:19:42,330 --> 01:19:45,885
James! James!
James! James! James!
2005
01:19:46,023 --> 01:19:48,405
[cheering and applause continue]
2006
01:19:49,406 --> 01:19:51,719
Bank you. Bank you a tutti.
2007
01:19:51,857 --> 01:19:53,272
Bank you.
2008
01:19:54,135 --> 01:19:55,654
Bank you.
2009
01:19:55,792 --> 01:19:57,414
Bravo!
2010
01:19:57,552 --> 01:19:59,865
I'm so proud of you, James!
2011
01:20:00,003 --> 01:20:01,107
Oh, xiè xie.
2012
01:20:01,246 --> 01:20:02,557
DORT:
Fantastic work, Minions.
2013
01:20:02,695 --> 01:20:05,042
That was incredible.
2014
01:20:05,180 --> 01:20:07,148
Fun for the whole family.
2015
01:20:07,286 --> 01:20:09,184
[speaks Minionese]
2016
01:20:09,323 --> 01:20:14,259
OLIVIA: And the evening just
kept getting better and better.
2017
01:20:15,156 --> 01:20:16,709
Uh
2018
01:20:18,884 --> 01:20:20,955
[gasps] Uh.
2019
01:20:21,093 --> 01:20:23,371
[laughs] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
2020
01:20:23,509 --> 01:20:25,270
- [laughing]
- Bank you, Henry.
2021
01:20:25,408 --> 01:20:26,857
[both laughing]
2022
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,412
♪ ♪
2023
01:20:29,550 --> 01:20:31,068
[cheering wildly]
2024
01:20:31,206 --> 01:20:33,830
OLIVIA: Oh, was it
a glorious, beautiful moment
2025
01:20:33,968 --> 01:20:36,729
that none of them
would ever forget.
2026
01:20:36,867 --> 01:20:37,592
[Dick sobbing]
2027
01:20:37,730 --> 01:20:39,663
They had done it.
2028
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:43,736
The Minions had achieved
success in the face of adversity.
2029
01:20:43,874 --> 01:20:46,118
And even though
it took a long time
2030
01:20:46,256 --> 01:20:50,295
and it wasn't always easy,
they came out on top.
2031
01:20:50,433 --> 01:20:52,020
As a group.
2032
01:20:52,158 --> 01:20:53,746
As a tribe.
2033
01:20:53,884 --> 01:20:55,576
As friends.
2034
01:20:55,714 --> 01:20:57,888
ATTENDEES:
Aw!
2035
01:20:58,786 --> 01:20:59,959
- Cut!
- [stage bell ringing]
2036
01:21:00,097 --> 01:21:02,203
The movie is finito!
Bank you, toda!
2037
01:21:02,341 --> 01:21:04,101
Bank you!
2038
01:21:04,239 --> 01:21:06,414
- [cheering, happy chattering]
- ["Hooray for Hollywood" plays]
2039
01:21:06,552 --> 01:21:07,760
Hey, hey.
2040
01:21:07,898 --> 01:21:09,900
- Bank you!
- DORT: Way to go, Minions.
2041
01:21:10,038 --> 01:21:12,351
- Ooh, hey! ¡Cuidado! ¡Cuidado!
- [thudding footsteps]
2042
01:21:12,489 --> 01:21:13,628
[yelps]
2043
01:21:13,766 --> 01:21:16,424
- HENRY: Hey!
- [Cyclops laughing]
2044
01:21:16,562 --> 01:21:18,253
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
2045
01:21:18,392 --> 01:21:20,048
[children laughing]
2046
01:21:20,186 --> 01:21:22,327
[Minions shouting happily]
2047
01:21:22,465 --> 01:21:23,742
[speaking Minionese]
2048
01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:25,191
- Thank you.
- [cork pops]
2049
01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:26,607
- [Henry and James laughing]
- Whoo!
2050
01:21:26,745 --> 01:21:28,367
[James speaks Minionese]
2051
01:21:28,505 --> 01:21:30,335
- Hey. [chuckles]
- Come here, come here.
2052
01:21:30,473 --> 01:21:32,647
[speaks Minionese, laughs]
2053
01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,822
[Henry speaking Minionese]
2054
01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:36,202
Bank you, Floyd!
2055
01:21:36,341 --> 01:21:37,997
[speaking Minionese excitedly]
2056
01:21:38,135 --> 01:21:39,136
- Aw.
- [laughing]
2057
01:21:39,274 --> 01:21:40,621
[Minionese baby talk]
2058
01:21:40,759 --> 01:21:43,348
- Eh, James, tapioca?
- [laughing]
2059
01:21:43,486 --> 01:21:46,212
- Tapioca.
- Credits!
2060
01:21:46,351 --> 01:21:48,560
♪ ♪
2061
01:22:06,060 --> 01:22:07,372
STUART:
Ooh.
2062
01:22:07,510 --> 01:22:09,719
- [laughing]
- Eh.
2063
01:22:09,857 --> 01:22:12,135
- [dog sniffing]
- STUART: Hey, hey, Mini Boss.
2064
01:22:12,273 --> 01:22:13,343
[chuckles]
2065
01:22:13,481 --> 01:22:15,621
[speaking foreign language]
2066
01:22:16,588 --> 01:22:18,521
- [barks, snarls]
- [screaming]
2067
01:22:18,659 --> 01:22:21,489
- [snarling]
- [Stuart and Kevin laughing]
2068
01:22:21,627 --> 01:22:23,008
- [snarling continues]
- [yelping]
2069
01:22:23,146 --> 01:22:25,528
- [Gru and Minions screaming]
- [snarling]
2070
01:22:25,666 --> 01:22:27,909
♪ ♪
2071
01:22:35,952 --> 01:22:39,369
[speaking foreign language]
2072
01:22:39,507 --> 01:22:41,406
[gasping]
2073
01:22:42,476 --> 01:22:44,167
[echoing]:
Whoa!
2074
01:22:44,305 --> 01:22:45,617
Bello?
2075
01:22:45,755 --> 01:22:47,550
Stuart, helpa con la booka.
2076
01:22:47,688 --> 01:22:50,104
Uh [speaking foreign language]
2077
01:22:50,829 --> 01:22:52,244
[Dr. Nefario yelling]
2078
01:22:52,382 --> 01:22:54,557
[speaking foreign language]
2079
01:22:56,006 --> 01:22:57,974
Ah, uh, uh [speaking Minionese]
2080
01:22:58,112 --> 01:22:59,700
[grunting]
2081
01:22:59,838 --> 01:23:01,149
- Ow! Ow! Ooh!
- [squeaking]
2082
01:23:01,287 --> 01:23:03,531
- Stop! Hey, stop it!
- [Minions laughing]
2083
01:23:04,394 --> 01:23:06,569
♪ ♪
2084
01:23:14,853 --> 01:23:15,785
Eh?
2085
01:23:15,923 --> 01:23:18,201
[speaking foreign language]
2086
01:23:19,616 --> 01:23:21,549
- Uh
- [speaking Minionese]
2087
01:23:21,687 --> 01:23:24,138
Ah. [speaking foreign language]
2088
01:23:25,519 --> 01:23:27,210
♪ ♪
2089
01:23:27,348 --> 01:23:29,281
[laughing]
2090
01:23:29,419 --> 01:23:31,386
[laughing, shouting happily]
2091
01:23:31,525 --> 01:23:33,734
[lighthearted music playing]
2092
01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:38,359
[dramatic orchestra music plays
and choir sings]
2093
01:23:38,497 --> 01:23:40,706
[lighthearted music resumes]
2094
01:23:41,983 --> 01:23:44,054
[laughing]
2095
01:23:44,192 --> 01:23:45,504
Ooh, looka, looka!
2096
01:23:45,642 --> 01:23:47,506
[speaking foreign language]
2097
01:23:47,644 --> 01:23:49,025
- [deep growling]
- [gasping]
2098
01:23:49,163 --> 01:23:50,095
[laughing]
2099
01:23:50,233 --> 01:23:51,717
[bellowing]
2100
01:23:51,855 --> 01:23:53,581
[shouting happily, laughing]
2101
01:23:53,719 --> 01:23:55,341
Come here, come here!
[speaks Minionese]
2102
01:23:55,480 --> 01:23:57,723
- [giggling]
- [deep laughter]
2103
01:23:58,517 --> 01:24:00,692
♪ ♪
2104
01:24:08,803 --> 01:24:10,080
[laughing]
2105
01:24:10,218 --> 01:24:12,635
[speaking foreign language]
Kitty Gru!
2106
01:24:13,636 --> 01:24:14,671
Rawr.
2107
01:24:14,809 --> 01:24:17,156
[laughing]
2108
01:24:17,294 --> 01:24:20,332
[speaking foreign language]
Sheepy Gru!
2109
01:24:20,470 --> 01:24:21,471
Baa [grunts]
2110
01:24:21,609 --> 01:24:22,679
[laughing]
2111
01:24:22,817 --> 01:24:24,129
Ooh, ooh. [speaks Minionese]
2112
01:24:24,267 --> 01:24:26,752
[speaking foreign language]
Penguin Gru!
2113
01:24:27,719 --> 01:24:29,755
- [squawks]
- [laughing]
2114
01:24:29,893 --> 01:24:32,482
[speaking foreign language]
Piggy Gru!
2115
01:24:32,620 --> 01:24:33,587
[oinks]
2116
01:24:33,725 --> 01:24:35,589
[laughing]
2117
01:24:35,727 --> 01:24:37,314
[speaking Minionese]
2118
01:24:37,452 --> 01:24:39,316
[clears throat]
2119
01:24:39,454 --> 01:24:40,732
[laughs sheepishly]
2120
01:24:40,870 --> 01:24:42,527
[speaks foreign language]
2121
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:45,978
[screaming]
2122
01:24:47,117 --> 01:24:49,292
- [laughing]
- [oinking]
2123
01:24:49,430 --> 01:24:51,639
♪ ♪
2124
01:25:21,393 --> 01:25:23,602
♪ ♪
2125
01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,185
♪ ♪
2126
01:26:24,456 --> 01:26:26,665
♪ ♪
2127
01:26:42,301 --> 01:26:44,338
♪ ♪
2128
01:26:56,868 --> 01:26:59,077
♪ ♪
2129
01:27:28,727 --> 01:27:30,936
♪ ♪
2130
01:28:01,277 --> 01:28:03,313
♪ ♪
2131
01:28:22,608 --> 01:28:24,818
[soprano singing aria]
2132
01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:56,539
[soprano continues singing]
2133
01:29:26,880 --> 01:29:29,089
[soprano continues singing]
2134
01:29:34,749 --> 01:29:36,959
[carrying note]
2135
01:29:46,002 --> 01:29:48,211
[voice squeaking,
note continues off-key]
2136
01:29:50,627 --> 01:29:52,802
- [Minion coughing hoarsely]
- [music ends]
2137
01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:54,390
[sighs heavily]