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Look, I wasn't keeping secrets,
I just hadn't told you yet!
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That is a secret!
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Oh, way to drop the ball,
Percival de Bozo!
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Me? You were supposed to watch Grog.
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Well, maybe if you hadn't left me
with my dick in the wind!
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And what the hell, Keyleth?!
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Oh, don't you dare pin this on me...
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"From Tal'Dorei's great heroes
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to Tal'Dorei's great zeroes"?
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Oh!
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{\an8}Quiet!
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How did you all screw this up so badly?
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It was...
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the perfect heist.
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You think you can break in
to the Cobalt Archive?
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-You're joking.
-Were it a jest,
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you would be in hysterics.
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For Taryon Darrington took
five years of improv.
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Sunday Company.
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Hmm. You don't say.
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Shaun, we're chasing a ghost here.
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In all our research,
not a single sage, text
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or historian has any information
on the Whispered One.
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In my vision,
one of the warriors fighting him
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wore Cobalt Soul robes.
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{\an8}If any record of him exists,
it's in there.
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Requesting a simple scroll
from the Archive is a trial.
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A secret this important?
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They'll never share it.
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So you plan to sneak
into a highly protected vault,
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guarded by a millennia-old sect
of warrior monks,
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and waltz out with knowledge so dangerous
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it's been scrubbed from history?
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Oh.
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{\an8}It'll be far more complicated than that.
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The Cobalt Archive is
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a high-security library of sacred texts.
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Its core vault houses the most ancient
and important relics...
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including our scroll.
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Which is tightly guarded
by an elite force of warrior monks.
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Taryon will pose as a wealthy benefactor
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making a generous donation to the Soul:
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Pike's Plate of the Dawnmartyr.
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Only Pike will be along for the ride,
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as the monks unwittingly deliver her
right into the vault.
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Meanwhile, the twins will use
a Talisman of Truth...
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courtesy of you, Gilmore...
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to secure the daily combination
needed to get.
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Grog and Pike out of the vault.
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According to Vax's contacts in the Clasp,
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the vault is protected
by a sophisticated anti-magic field.
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That's where Keyleth and I come in.
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Once we disable the field, Grog can
bamf out of Trinket's amulet to operate
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the huge mechanism
that navigates the vault.
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While Pike drinks
a Potion of Comprehension
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granting her the intelligence to decipher
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the vault's ancient writing.
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Then, we make a hasty escape
before anyone's the wiser.
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Eh?
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Well, any questions?
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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I've got the only one that matters.
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Other than guilt by association,
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what do I get out of this?
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The satisfaction of saving
the world from the apocalypse?
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How about dinner with the new guy?
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Who, me?
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Oh, why,
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I'm flattered, but I-I I barely know you,
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Mr. Glorious.
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Oh, please.
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Call me Shaun.
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Uh, yes and.
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Right this way.
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They've arrived, High Curator.
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Mr. Barrington, was it?
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Yudala Fon,
Head Archivist of The Cobalt Soul.
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We truly appreciate your donation...
if it proves genuine.
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Yes, of course.
Ah! Do be careful!
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The item is quite delicate.
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Of course.
We'll take the utmost care.
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Oh, well, thank you.
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I'll have to ask your men to wait outside.
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For security purposes.
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Why, do you think we're going
to rob you or something?
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Many have tried.
None were heard from again.
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Begone, peasants. Shoo. Shoo!
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The Vestige of Divergence
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appears genuine, High Curator.
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The Soul thanks you
for your generosity, Mr. Barrington.
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How did you come to such a rare artifact?
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Oh, my. It's quite the tale.
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I wouldn't want to consume
more of your time.
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Very well. Then perhaps I'll escort
the crate to the vault myself.
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Lightning crashes!
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Guarding the vestige,
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a towering behemoth looms
over a small but stalwart soul.
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-His name? Baryon Barrington.
-Hmm.
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Ugh! Fucking cock.
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Bitch. Ugh! Fucking whore...
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{\an8}Hang in there, buddies.
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{\an8}Percy and Keyleth will shut down
that anti-magic field
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{\an8}and you'll be out of the amulet.
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I hope.
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Contact me when you're in.
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Okay.
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Percy, can you hear me?
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Loud and clear.
Tell me everything you see.
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All right, there's a network
of blue lights
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with lines extending
out of some kind of symbols.
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A runic transposition code
that mechanically suppresses magic.
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-How is that possible?
-Was kind of hoping you would know.
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Okay.
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First you have to find and press the...
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Excuse me, sir?
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-Press the what?
-Don't I know you?
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The hells?
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Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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This is a library.
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Got the Talisman of Truth?
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Right here. Let's see
who's feeling chatty today.
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Oh, damn, that's bright.
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Hi, there.
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Are you stupid?
This place is crawling with our order.
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You won't make it out the front door.
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How rude.
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-Don't you think that's rude?
-Ew, horribly.
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Perhaps you can make it up to us
by telling us today's combination.
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Ha. I'd never tell you
the vault combination.
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"The heart's eye looks above.
The hand's eye looks below."
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Wait. What? How did you do...
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Appreciate the honesty, friend.
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You know, you look sharp
in that getup. It suits you.
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You actually look kind of dumpy.
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Wh...
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Fucking scuse you?
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No.
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How long did Gilmore say
that Truth Bomb lasts?
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How long is this gonna take?
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The fuck?
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Uh... help?
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Some vault.
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Percy, could use a little guidance.
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Hey!
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I swear I know you from somewhere.
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-Highly unlikely. I really should be...
-Wait.
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You're "the fancy fop"!
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-The fancy what?
-I recognize you from the tour poster.
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Fucking Shorthalt.
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Can, uh, I get an autograph?
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{\an8}De Rolo the third.
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I actually meant Scanlan's autograph.
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Percy!
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He's... not here right now.
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-But I can get it for you.
-Oh, wonderful!
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I can't believe
you haven't heard his song.
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Let me play it.
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Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...
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Huh?
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Oh... that doesn't look good.
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Yet I looked majestic,
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astride a flaming dolphin
in a sea of fire!
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"Faster, Fiero!" I shouted,
and leapt into the fray,
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unconcerned for my own safety,
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confident I would acquire the armor
with honor and grace.
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A harrowing tale, Mr. Barrington.
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You must be glad to know
the relic is now well-protected
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by our multitiered security system.
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Uh, multi... tiered?
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Our vault's anti-magic field is
exceptional at keeping mages out.
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However, if it fails,
its magical guardians instantly activate.
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Guardians, you say?
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Eh, bathroom!
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Tary?
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Tary?
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{\an8} "Come hide in the crate,
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{\an8}it'll be easy, you'll read a few books..."
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{\an8}Oh, that's a big boy.
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All right, Grog. Up and at 'em.
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Stupid anti-magic!
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Fucking Percy!
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Fucking Gilmore couldn't tell us
we'd be affected as well?
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I never trusted him when you were dating.
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Please. Don't get me started on the goons
you've wasted your time with.
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That oaf from the Slayer's Take made
Grog look smart.
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Well, you won't have to worry about it
anymore, because I'm married.
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Wait, what? No, you're not.
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We secretly wed last year.
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Damn it! Nobody knows. Shit!
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Uh, but...
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You told me not to have
a secret wedding. Specifically.
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I'm sorry, it wasn't planned, I just...
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I love him so much,
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and you and Keyleth have this amazing
life, exploring the world together.
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Maybe part of me was jealous.
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Stuck in Whitestone, maybe I wanted...
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my own adventure.
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Oh, please don't look at me like that.
It's not like anyone's dying.
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I mean, I might be.
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What? No, you're not.
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What? No.
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No, no, what is that?
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When? W-Why, why didn't you tell me?
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I thought that if I told you,
it would make it real.
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Oh, gods, is that true?
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Hey, you two.
Why aren't you at your posts?
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Because we're
breaking into the vault!
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Damn it!
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Hmm?
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Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!
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Percy?!
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♪ Fancy fop,
in your ivory tower ♪
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♪ Inventing dorky things
till the morning hours. ♪
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Okay. Think like Percy.
What do nerds like?
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Numbers. History. Puzzles.
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Screw it!
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One... more... try...!
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Oh!
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Oh! Yes!
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We got magic.
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Ha-ha!
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Blech! Ugh.
It reeks of bear shit in there.
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All right, all right.
Come on, buddies, time's ticking.
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I'll drink Gilmore's brain brew
to read the scroll,
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while you fire up the Knuckles
and spin these catwalks.
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-Quick, give me the smarts potion.
-Ah. Much better.
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Are you shitting me right now?
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What? I endured that acrid aroma
for 37 minutes.
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Hold up. You can't count.
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I... uh, wut?
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G-Grog?
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Oh, gods, Pikey.
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My mind is aglow
with whirling nodes of thought
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careening through
a cosmic vapor of invention!
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Wut?
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It's the Potion of Comprehension.
It worked!
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I, I... I'm not dumb!
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Hurry, to the vault!
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-Well, shit.
-Huh. That's a lot of security.
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Well, of course.
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Last time he held a secret show,
a riot broke out.
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"He" who?
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Wait. Y-Y-You don't mean...?
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Nobody. Certainly not in the lecture hall.
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-I... I've said too much.
-Holy shit. Scanlan?
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Here? Oh, Fancy Fop, you're my hero. Whoo!
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I'm so sorry, Keyleth.
We haven't much time.
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To disarm the field,
you'll have to identify
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some sort of pa...
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Keyleth? What about the anti-magic field?
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I already shut it down, Mr. Not Helpful!
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Tary. Tary.
255
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-Tary. Tary. Tary.
-That's not a good "Tary," is it?
256
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,666
"Anti-magic field off
equals magic guardians on."
257
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,583
-Oh, dear.
-We've got to warn them.
258
00:15:20,666 --> 00:15:23,375
You three.
Stop. Hey! Get back here!
259
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,708
Grog!
260
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:30,833
I needed to take the potion
so you could spin the giant wheel!
261
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,958
Wait, Grog, what are you doing?
262
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:36,875
Hmm. According to this index
written in ancient Qoniiran,
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a scroll containing the knowledge we seek
is kept up on the fifth shelf level.
264
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:44,208
Way up there!
265
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,708
Huh?
266
00:15:45,791 --> 00:15:48,250
-Uh...
-Fucking what?
267
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,625
Is that a statue?
268
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:54,750
Uh, we may want to seek
an alternate means of egress!
269
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,625
Grog? [stammers] What are you doing?
270
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,625
Listen. If there's one thing I've learned
in the past 20 seconds,
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00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,250
it's that necessity is
the mother of invention.
272
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:48,750
We improvise.
273
00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:54,166
Whoa!
Holy shit, I'm a monstah.
274
00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,625
{\an8}Nice. Now, maneuver me onto the catwalk
with the appropriate velocity
275
00:16:58,708 --> 00:17:02,458
{\an8}that I might calculate a trajectory
past the guardian to our quarry.
276
00:17:02,541 --> 00:17:03,958
Wut?
277
00:17:04,041 --> 00:17:06,375
Huh.
278
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:10,208
You crank. I find book.
279
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,208
Aw, hell yeah.
280
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:24,208
♪ Well, she stepped inside the room
and the boys said "damn" ♪
281
00:17:24,291 --> 00:17:26,541
♪ With muscles all buff,
she's a rough, tough ma'am ♪
282
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,000
♪ Punchin' so fast,
you feel your body shakin' ♪
283
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:31,458
♪ Bite you in the ass
like a yoked rattlesnake ♪
284
00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,541
♪ Girl takes one swing
and it ain't no thing ♪
285
00:17:33,625 --> 00:17:36,083
♪ Stick your arm out to stop her,
now it's in a sling ♪
286
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,166
♪ She used to be small
but now she ain't playin' ♪
287
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,625
♪ When the veins start poppin' ♪
288
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:40,767
♪ Well, you better start prayin' ♪
289
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:43,166
♪ Monstah, it's upon ya ♪
290
00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:45,541
♪ She's a brawler, shot caller ♪
291
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:47,208
♪ Monstah, you a goner ♪
292
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,541
♪ It'll haunt ya...
293
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:50,125
Boom!
294
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:52,458
I could get used to this.
295
00:17:52,541 --> 00:17:57,208
Oh... Terrible time to gain awareness
of my own mortality.
296
00:17:57,291 --> 00:18:00,208
Come on. Get it together, man!
297
00:18:01,291 --> 00:18:05,208
I would like to read!
298
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:10,833
Huh. This side is all metaphysics
and philosophy.
299
00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,375
Huh. Totally useless.
300
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:15,958
Spin, Pikey! Spin like the wind!
301
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:25,375
We are experts
at acquiring information, Mr. Barrington.
302
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,250
Now it's time you told the truth.
303
00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:30,291
Ha! Torture me,
304
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,000
pull my fingernails,
305
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:34,000
ensorcell me with enchantments.
306
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:36,583
I'll never break. Never bend.
307
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:40,875
Never give up
mine boon companions.
308
00:18:42,333 --> 00:18:44,500
It's Vox Machina.
They're in the vault.
309
00:18:44,583 --> 00:18:46,476
My real name is Darrington.
Please don't hurt me.
310
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,625
To the vault, with me!
311
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:53,250
Egads. I must warn them.
312
00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:03,750
Eh. Really?
313
00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:06,250
Where did this... Blight... even come from?
314
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:10,291
When we brought Percy back...
the Matron... as a-a punishment, I think!
315
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,458
And this is how I find out?
316
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:14,666
Halt!
317
00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:16,958
Would you have told me?
318
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:19,625
No, absolutely not.
319
00:19:21,666 --> 00:19:23,416
I see your point.
320
00:19:29,541 --> 00:19:32,741
Perhaps we can get into the details when
we're not about to get our asses kicked?
321
00:19:38,125 --> 00:19:40,708
Oh! Oh! Pikey, hold on. Back me up!
322
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,250
Oh. If happiness weren't
a construct, I'd be elated.
323
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,000
"A Secret Account of the Sealing
of the Whispered One."
324
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:54,958
Ha! I am so fucking smart!
325
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:56,291
Hmm?
326
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,791
No. Just need a little more time...
327
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,708
No! Ah!
328
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:44,375
Victory!
329
00:20:44,458 --> 00:20:47,583
Hmm. Why didn't that work?
330
00:20:58,583 --> 00:20:59,708
Uh?
331
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:17,375
Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
332
00:21:17,458 --> 00:21:20,708
-Ah... adventure!
-Tary!
333
00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:22,583
-Doty!
-Percy!
334
00:21:22,666 --> 00:21:25,625
Your plan sucks.
I'm getting us out of here!
335
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,958
I don't know
what you lot hoped to accomplish,
336
00:21:29,041 --> 00:21:31,500
but I won't allow
this blessed place of knowledge
337
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,333
to be sullied any further.
338
00:21:36,916 --> 00:21:40,791
-Ah!
-What the fuck?
339
00:21:43,541 --> 00:21:45,208
Now's our chance!
340
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,083
Quick, the combination.
341
00:21:56,541 --> 00:21:58,250
"The heart's eye looks above..."
342
00:22:05,333 --> 00:22:06,750
"The hand's eye looks below."
343
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:15,916
Finally, our luck is turning.
344
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:20,375
-Pike? What are you doing?
-Improvising!
345
00:22:20,458 --> 00:22:22,625
Look, I know Scanlan's in there,
346
00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,750
so I am not moving from this spot.
347
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:33,875
Ugh. Even for us, that was depressing.
348
00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:37,166
We couldn't have fucked that plan
any harder if we tried.
349
00:22:37,250 --> 00:22:38,958
But it was all a ruse.
350
00:22:39,041 --> 00:22:42,500
A cunning distraction while you acquired
what we needed, right?
351
00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:43,958
-Adorable.
-Right.
352
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:45,375
{\an8}-Nah.
-Sweet summer child.
353
00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:48,791
We're probably on every watch list
in Rexxentrum by now.
354
00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:51,166
Yeah, we can never come back here.
355
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:54,208
Pike. You really didn't learn anything?
356
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:56,416
We had it.
And it slipped through our fingers.
357
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,208
All that trouble for nothing.
358
00:22:58,291 --> 00:23:00,083
Almost nothing.
359
00:23:03,958 --> 00:23:06,208
Oh, my gosh! Uh, Grog? You're awake!
360
00:23:06,291 --> 00:23:08,666
{\an8}Buddies! You okay?
361
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,208
Somebody get a pencil.
362
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:16,291
Cuz I read a whole lot in that scroll
and only got 63 seconds to get it all out.
363
00:23:16,375 --> 00:23:18,041
-You mean...?
-Yeah.
364
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:22,250
I know what happened to the Whispered One.
365
00:23:23,666 --> 00:23:30,541
♪ Fancy fop in your ivory tower ♪
366
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:37,833
♪ Inventing dorky things
till the morning hours ♪
367
00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:46,166
♪ In love with machines
and it's so absurd ♪
368
00:23:47,416 --> 00:23:53,666
{\an8}♪ Why, oh, why are you such a nerd? ♪
369
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:59,875
{\an8}♪ Can't you be cool, can't you be cool? ♪
370
00:23:59,958 --> 00:24:03,208
{\an8}♪ People say that you're a tool ♪
371
00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:07,166
{\an8}♪ Can't you be cool? ♪
372
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,583
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