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The following programme contains

Still no?

Hey!

I honestly don't want this to

unless Iris helps me

without damaging the contents.

So, do me a favour

please do as he says.

That's not my name.

I am sorry, Teo, Lireally am.

But he can't be allowed

Miss Brook, please don't let them.

Please stop.! Stop! Leave him alone.

She's right. STOP!

How can you not care?

.don't!

Oh, for God's sake, Cameron,

Miss Brook.

Everything is not fine!

Infinity minus one, Joy.

Oh, tthat is such bullshit.

It's just a position she takes.

I can assure you she very much does.

Please don't shoot.

You do it.

No!

Here Comes That Day #

# Oh, lhere comes that day

# Oh, lhere comes the rain

# There's a price to pay

# For a life of insincerity

# And you pretend

# That it doesn't matter

# And that you're not scared

# Oh, lhere comes that day

# Oh, lhere comes that rain

"This is Two Seconds To Midnight

"Those who lhave checked out

"showing'women who might,

"All over the world,

"I mean, does that feel like

"Almost like someone is trying to

"And who'd be doing

"Couldlit'be someone

"Like for instance,

"With the reward now standing

"..who's gonna find/her first?"

Bonjourno.

Bonjourno.

English?

All I'm doing is looking at the sea.

What's that in your hand?

Give it to me, please.

Whoa!

And to your knowledge, has

Not that I know of,

And, erm, for the paperwork,

I'm Joy's tutor. Harriet Brook.

And you live here?

When will her parentsbe back home?

They're expected this evening.

Paris. Wedding anniversary.

I don't want to be rude,

but I really do feel

Here are my details

Thank you so much.

So, I 'suppose you were

Good. Cos it wouldn't have worked.

Why not?Because they don't like you

A thing you can say.

And, anyway,

to erase yourself from existence,

That's definitely not true, is it?

Sylvia Plath. That other woman.

But the thing is;

and in an infinite space containing

any possible arrangement

must occur infinitely often.

and infinitely many me's.

Right.

So?

if I were to slice open my carotid

that would end

Because infinity minus one

Which means all those

would never experience that death.

So, I don't die. Because I can't.

The maths say so.

There is no murder, Joy,

So, the trick iis to-embrace

..and/enjoy yourself.

Gloria #

What's on your mind?

Nothing. Why?

Why do we have to keep meeting here?

Well,

I feel like I don't know

Well,

Well, that's justinot true.

Have you been following me?

Of โ€˜course not! Jesus, Monica!

..do you have brothers, sisters?

Have you ever been married before?

Do you like movies?

I do!

God, you needto stop this, Teo,

Because whoever you think I am,

I wish I was, sometimes, but...

ยซI'm just not.

Well, you know,

Right?

"Just that she was nobody much

"A woman with a brain

"Just. drifting from

"without ever beingl noticed.

"And that she was addicted

"Quizzes. Cryptic crosswords.

"Ciphers. Sudoku. Escapeirooms.

"Well, she followed a mysterious

"And disappeared

"Completely vanished."

Ciao Ciao #

I'm Cameron.

Do you want arseat?

Well, actually, I don't,

Do you know what I .do?

I mean, sort of. You're, basically,

like @ venture capitalist,

I'm aninvestor. A private investor.

but iisn't that just a nicer

Money's a by-product that enables me

Which is what?Helping brilliant

Speaking of which; congratulations

which you just did, obviously.

And by along way.

Days, actually.

Do you have any idea

Twelve.

Give or take.

And that includes teams

crypto=security freaks,

But here you are.

Yes?

Do I win something?

A chocolate factory?

Where's it come from,

I don't know.

Ah, I'm not sure

It seems to me you probably give

Fine.

Give me a number.

Any number. Just a humber.

1,729 is the smallest nhumber

as the sum of two cubes

Wow.

I can't take any credit for it.

Born where and to whom?

But I would imagine

So, you're a self-made woman.Who

You could be out there

..I've never been

But you know this whole

was, essentially, a job interview,

I mean, you must.

And what ani outlier's outlier

but I'm not the person

I haven't told you what it is yet,

Jobs and I donit mix.

Is it a compulsion, then,

Listen, I'm not a Rubik's Cube,

You don't get to solve me.

I'm just trying to get you

Doing what?

an incredibly difficult puzzle.

What kind of puzzle?

One that matters.

"Matters" lis arelative term..

Well, we're talking

Einstein. Oppenheimer.

Fundamental nature

"Seeing the face of God" matters.

I'm really not interested.

My God, your pants are so on fire.

this is'what I'think we should/do.

And if it is still ano...

well, then, I tried.

So, is'this your evil lair?

Do you actually live here?

believe it or not.

It used to be some kind

We call him Charlie Big Potatoes.

Well, he's not small potatoes.

No, it's not that.

You're diminishing/it

Yeah, he does a bit.

He's a topological quantum device.

Operating at very close

That's @ complex configuration=

Of electrons that can't suffer

And what about those things, the...

They llook organic.

Capable of creative thought.

It's growing lits own brain.

Well, we've all done it.

To think thoughts

What's the equivalent

Say, two million Qubits.

That's not possible.

Well, llike I say, brilliant people

He iis before and after.

for acute lymphoblastic leukaemia.

We asked him how he felt about it.

What didlit say?

He sang.

So, what's wrong with it?

And what's

And I need you to wake him up

When where you planning

About what?

About the police?

The police who drove you home

Who told you that?

She's a liar.She's a perfectly

And why would/she lie?

Because she doesn't like me?

Has it ever occurred to you

and ask them what happened?

OK. That's enough. Can you...

Can youigo and/do something useful,

She needs to see someone.

Who's left? An exorcist?

"This is Two Seconds To Midnight,

"Check out the increased activity

"at just under 4.1 million euros.

"Someone pledged additional,

Oh, Cameron. Just stop.

"It almost makes me wonder..."

Arghh!

Arghh!

No!

Argh!

Argh!

Argh!

Do you speak [English?

Do. You. Speak. English?

You do speak English, good.

Let's not worry โ€˜about your penis

Let's put your penis

You found me.

The bad news is:

is that evenif

bleeding and| shock is gonna kill you.

Good. So how about this?

I'll do something about the bleeding.

And you're gonna tellme

How's that sound?

Stay.

Argh!

Ugh!

Vaffanculo!

Qi!

And this is Charlie's creator =

Jensen's got a brain

Off the scale.

What happened?

Mani.

genius is' madness on โ€˜a good day.

Jensen ran out of good days.

And I think he came

And he's been like this ever since.

All we need to get the machine up

is to enter an activation sequence.

A password, basically.

That Jensen enciphered in this.

Using an encryption system,

And nobodies being able to break it.

Have they, Jensen?

Not yet!

So, if you can decipher

we can get Charlie operational

..Bob's youruncle.

So, why all the sneaking

Why not advertise the job

Because nobody can know about this.

Not under any circumstances.

I got carried

I burned through my capital,

A silent investor.

What kind of investor?

where you can borrow

in exchange for exclusive access

but when you don't deliver,

and chalk it up to experience

and don't murder you iin terrible,

I need you to wake Charlie up

Or they're gonna kill me.

Ugh!

Ugh!

There's no murder, there's no

There's no murder, there's no

Urgh!

Ugh!

Urgh!

Don't ask who we are.

All you need to know is,

And we want your money.

Do you have Iris?

"Not yet.

Let's make this simpler for you.

What kind of book?

"If you can findthis;,

Hey!

Iris Nixon, Stop!

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