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Any sign of them?

Shall we continue south, Arkaan?

The other hunters will all head south.

We shall go west.

Thank you all for joining me.

I have discovered something very interesting.

We, we discovered.

This is it.

The answer to our problems.

Wow.

A treasure map?

And I thought Flynn was the only one playing prospector.

Actually, I--

It's not just any treasure, this is Oleg's keep.

The mountain fortress of the last king of the dwarves.

Please.

That place has been picked and pillaged by fortune hunters for centuries.

But no one, not even me, has ever found the real prize.

The legendary crown of King Oleg himself.

Because none of us knew about this.

Pretty cool, huh?

You found a secret underground vault.

I must say I'm impressed, Calibor.

I found it, actually.

With this treasure, I can trade for all the maro the void key requires.

We, we, can trade it, because I found it.

And you really believe that your Uzek friend will deliver?

The pirate and gambling fiend.

Pirates, yes, gambler, absolutely.

But unlike most Uzeks, once his word is given,

Riplakish always comes through.

Not always how you think, but he gets it done.

And that'll be enough maro to get us home, right?

All of us.

It will be more than enough to get you three back to your world.

And me, along with you, to ensure the Skull is destroyed.

For good.

Sure, okay, you had me at, we get to go home, so...

Where is this keep?

The northern kipch.

The northern kingdom.

Hey, dude, Calibor is trying to explain to us his plan, okay?

I know, it's just that...

The northern kingdom is a three-day journey.

I'll head into Tyr-Valen today to arrange supplies.

I'll inform the clerics that tonight will be our last at Tyr-Valen.

We'll leave tomorrow at dawn.

Well done, Calibor.

Thank you so much.

You're the man.

What is your problem?

Hello?

No big deal, just me being legendary.

I'm a little lost, but you know I'm not afraid.

All my life got crossed, and I will never be the same.

And now we're all a little lost, but you know I'm not afraid.

Yesterday I was just fooling around. Today, you're going down.

Ah, right in the hand.

So when did you stop letting him beat the snot out of you?

Oh, hey, I'm just going easy on him.

You know, I don't want to poke the bear. You know, literally.

Is this true?

Because Kavan was also going easy on Cash.

Seriously?

Kavan will now use full strength.

Oh, wow. Yeah, great, you do that.

Kavan, please try not to kill him.

This is how Kavan's clan trains small children.

It's time to show you how it's done in my world.

Bottom of the ninth, let's play ball.

This is not how Kavan taught you to hold your weapon.

Yeah, well, so far your instructions get me cooked.

I had a homer against Fairview like last year with this grip,

so why don't I just stick with what I know?

Who is this homer exactly that you hit?

It's baseball. I play in the off-season.

He's just trying to impress you.

Oh, yeah.

Come at me, bro.

Kavan begs you to hold your weapon like an actual warrior. Bro.

Don't bro me, bro.

Okay, I got a bigger swing radius this way.

That might not compute in, like, your little barbarian brain.

But you're just going to have to learn the hard way.

Oh!

Whoa

Aurora, how about some of that magic healing touch?

Everything hurts so bad.

Alleviating mere discomfort is a waste of maro.

Yeah, walk it off, slugger.

None of this makes any sense.

I should be great at this.

How exactly?

Because I'm good at everything.

I'm sorry.

Well, everything I try at--

it's not just sports, I get good grades.

I got the lead in the play.

No, no, no, no.

Look, the teachers give you good grades

because they can't be the reason that Mr. Football gets cut from the team.

And the only reason you got Danny Zuko in Greece

is because you slumming it puts butts in seats.

It's not the right day to mess with me.

You are messing with me, right?

Look, sports are easy for you.

Everything else is only easy for you

because the people around you make it easy on you.

In this world, no one even knows what a football is.

That's not-- no.

No, no, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no. That's it. I'm out. I'm out.

Out? Seriously?

Yeah, it's time for a break from all of this.

I'll be in town with Calibor if you need me.

So the first thing that doesn't come naturally to you, you what, quit?

Does it even matter?

We already have Kavan. He's the real warrior.

Like, who says you need me anyways?

Just a mystical prophecy, no big.

Yo, Calibor.

What just happened?

I broke the guy.

It's okay. He'll come around.

First door on the right.

Hey!

Do we need to get her some aspirin?

Or a straight jacket or something?

I have no idea. Everything she does freaks me out.

I'm just as clueless about her as you are.

Doubt it.

You were pretty obsessed with her yesterday on the field,

before the game got canceled.

I know. It's all weird, but it's not like that.

Look, I've just been trying to figure her out.

I mean, figure out what she's doing.

Zaya is not my--

Stop. Stop. You're making it so much worse.

Okay, listen. Whatever Zaya is, she is your problem.

So if she barfs in my car,

you are personally detailing every inch of it.

Found it!

What is-- What is wrong with you?

Found it. Found what?

Inside the fortress, there is a locked door.

Behind that is a collection of confiscated objects.

Confiscated objects?

Like an evidence room?

Inside the room is the object we need to bring your brother home.

Hi. Home from where exactly?

Uh, let's not get into that right now. It's a whole thing.

So how do we get this object?

Not we, Darryl. It must be you.

Hey!

Wait! I'm coming with you guys.

Absolutely not. One of you is torture enough.

Look, the only reason Cash is coming

is because Oaklee dropped a truth bomb on him,

and he's having an existential crisis.

Like he said. You're not invited.

I found the map. I should be helping you guys make this plan.

Help would imply you have something to offer.

I've beaten Skyrim, the Witcher, Elden Ring.

I have more tomb raid and dungeon crawl experience

than any one here.

Oleg's Keep has neither a tomb nor a dungeon.

Then teach me. I gotta learn from the best, right?

I should be shadowing my mentor's every move.

You're right. You should.

If I didn't think you were ready for a mission of your own.

You serious?

Very, I have a quest that only you, my esteemed apprentice, can accomplish.

Done. Name it.

Oh, sorry.

It requires many items that cannot be procured in the village,

so they must be tracked down right here at the sanctuary.

So you want me to steal these from the clerics?

Ah, steal. Such an ugly word. Borrow.

There'll be payment enough once we get the treasure.

Besides, it's for the greater good.

The greater good?

Indeed.

Unless you think it's too difficult a task.

No, no, no. Thank you for this.

I won't let you down, boss.

Off you go, then.

Okay, Darryl. You got this.

You're not crazy. Just follow the instructions,

and things will work out. Just like with Wally and Libby.

I can't give you any information. It has to be a parent.

Look, Sheriff Williams said he'd be in touch with updates,

but we haven't heard a thing.

I understand, but like I said, he's not in the office right now.

Have your mom give him a call and check in.

Ah, okay. Thanks.

Also, can I use your bathroom?

We have a bathroom. It's not public.

Please!

Down the hall, third door on the right.

What is this?

It's my phone.

Do you not have a phone?

I mean, here, look, you can like take pictures on it.

If you want, we could like take a selfie.

A selfie?

So it's like, here, look.

So you turn the camera this way, and then see.

See, that's you, and then we smile.

And then like, like, like cute, like, hmm.

Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Oh, I look really good in that one.

What?

Better start talking, kid.

Wait, I--oh.

Sorry?

Oh, come on, guys. I swear.

I was just looking for the bathroom.

Oh, hey, there it is. Can I go now?

It's all a misunderstanding.

You can explain it to your mom when she comes to bail you out.

Don't call my mom.

Hey. Are you kidding me?

Lasadh.

Try again, Oaklee. This time, use less maro.

Focus.

Lasadh.

Too much maro.

Still?

I only used, like, three tiny specks.

A single grain can light a bonfire.

Maybe for you.

I didn't think this was gonna be so hard.

We walk before we run.

And we do not run in the sanctuary.

I'm sorry, sister. I'm just on a top-secret mission from Calibor.

What is all that?

I can't. I said too much already.

What I can tell you is it is vital that I outsmart the larder lady.

Our raid on Oleg's Keep depends on it.

I was never here.

I'm so glad I have no idea what he means by that.

Focus, Oaklee. This here is the last of your maro for the day.

Your necklace.

I've seen the symbols in some of the books here.

What's it mean?

It's difficult to put into words, but it represents our faith.

Faith in what?

Faith in life. Faith that even though we struggle between darkness and light,

we are working together toward the greatest good.

Doesn't that seem a little naive?

Do not mistake cynicism for wisdom.

Sometimes the long journey to understanding takes

you right back to what you knew in the beginning.

Yeah, well, I leave tomorrow and I already know how to light a candle.

And I'm not sure when or if I'm gonna see you again,

so there has got to be something else you can teach me before I go.

Very well.

Here, what is it?

Watch closely.

Séideadh.

Blowing out a candle. Thrilling.

Lasadh.

Go on. Your turn.

Séideadh.

Too much maro.

Again.

Stay close.

This town has no love for Vedric, but no doubt he’s put out a bounty on our heads

which means he has eyes everywhere.

Trust no one. Got it. So what's next? You meeting someone?

You're meeting someone. My business is elsewhere in town.

I'm meeting someone?

Wait, what?

Cash, meet Runa.

Yo.

I'll be back before sunset. The boy drinks water only.

Wait, you got me a babysitter?

I'm not familiar with that word, but you are essentially a helpless baby,

and if you don't behave, I approve of her sitting on you. So yes.

Babysitter, sounds correct.

Ah, man, not cool.

Stay out of trouble. Lie low.

Don't let Runa talk you into a game of chance. She cheats.

I do.

Please, just listen. This is all Zaya's fault.

And unlike you guys, I'm actually trying to find my brother.

All right, yeah.

We got it all down in your statement.

Convincing stuff.

You'll never find your brother.

Especially if you listen to Zaya.

Officer, I can't be in here. This man tried to kill me.

Officer!

Who are you? And what have you done with my brother?

That's it.

♪ Tommy used to work on the docks, ♪

♪ union's been on strike ♪

♪ He's down on his luck, it's tough, ♪

♪ so tough ♪

♪ We've gotta hold on to what we've got ♪

♪ It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not ♪

♪ We've got each other and that's a lot for love ♪

♪ We'll give it a shot ♪

♪ Whoa, we're half way there ♪

♪ Whoa, Oh, Living on a prayer. ♪

You didn't tell me the boy is a bard.

♪ I swear. ♪

♪ Oh! Living on a prayer. ♪

♪ Living on a prayer. ♪

Thank you. Thank you.

That was a little ditty I wrote dedicated to my gal, Runa.

Runa! Give it up for Runa!

Are you mad? I told you to lie down and keep out of trouble.

No, this is what got me out of trouble.

You see, I bumped into this huge, killer hairy guy, Thraxus.

He's like the bouncer here.

I spilled his mead so he was raging.

I didn't have any money by Thraxus' new drink.

So I asked Ulfr, he's like the owner, right?

If I could earn a quick few bucks by singing a song.

And I kind of got up here and I started playing for my life.

Like, for real.

And I started with some easy hits, you know?

some Lewis Capaldi, little Ed Sheeran.

From what little... I understand every detail of this story was a terrible idea.

No, no, no. They were vibing with Castle on the Hill.

But then I pulled out some bangers from my dad's old playlist.

A little Guns N' Roses, some Bon Jovi, and man, they went nuts.

And you! Where were you for all of this?

Runa is my manager. She gets 10% of what I make.

Half.

Did you not understand what I said?

Vedric has eyes everywhere.

Come on. You gotta relax, Calibro.

Calibro?

I know Vedric has eyes everywhere, but...

I have the hearts.

Okay, these thugs love me.

Just be quiet.

You can't blame a little Bon Jovi. Just blew their mind.

- Psh. - Okay.

I have the supplies, so let's get back to the sanctuary.

Yeah, it's gonna have to be a pass.

I'm not going.

Ulfr says my room and meals are comped if I keep playing.

It's like having my own Las Vegas residency.

To be clear, you used to stay here rather than pursue the crown of Oleg.

I know I'm the chosen warrior, but Oaklee made

me realize that our team is more than covered.

So just swing by and pick me up on your way back from Oleg's dungeon thing.

This is where I belong.

Best of luck to you.

You could have at least pretended to be disappointed. Super hurtful!

All right, the bard is back!

And that was the last I saw of those three whelps.

Flynn and his buddies didn't just disappear.

They're not in another world and there's no such thing as magic.

They used my void key.

And what did you do? Attack them with that sword?

I swear by the seven stars of the Aishi, I laid not a finger upon them.

It was I who was wronged by your thieving brother.

Fine.

Then where is my thieving brother?

And don't say across the stars.

Across the stars.

It's the same stupid story Zaya told me.

She may see the future, but she will distort the truth to serve her own ends.

Tell me about it.

She totally set me up. That's the whole reason I'm in here.

Zaya always has a reason.

She of the inner eye cannot be trusted.

Okay. Just level with me though.

This is all some kind of dorky game, right? Like a LARPing thing?

You and Zaya know Flynn through Discord or something?

There is discord only between Zaya and me.

Your brother is merely a pawn in her game.

So it is all a game?

There is no game. You humans are so small minded.

Your world is so full of wonders, yet you cannot believe in the power of magic.

I have a spell that could crush your head.

Well, if magic is real, why don't you just magic your way out of here?

Oh, I most certainly will.

As soon as I get my maro back,

those wretched watchman stole it from me, but they will pay for their insolence!

Yeah, I'm gonna stop talking to you now.

Suit yourself, human.

You will never save your brother until you accept the truth.

Calibor! Has anyone seen Calibor?

Oh, there you are.

Crushed it.

Crushed what?

Your list. I mean, not all the items are found in the larder,

but I figured it out.

Mission accomplished.

Impressive. Hand it over.

Careful with the knife.

Sister Aronya showed me how to use the grindstone.

I got it nice and sharp for you.

Well done, my brave and worthy apprentice.

That was the mission.

Get you stuff to make a sandwich?

Do not disparage your own fine work.

This is an excellent meal.

Unreal.

I know.

Tyr-Valen bread is known to be the softest in all the realm.

So, all you did was give me pointless busy work?

Not at all.

There's a very important lesson in here somewhere.

I just have to think of it.

So, basically, I was your personal door dash while you were off prepping my quest.

It is not your quest.

Yeah, because you stole it from me.

Are all children from your world raised to think

that everyone knows you friendship and good will?

That the rest of us are here to coddle you and make all your dreams come true.

I don't want to be coddled. I just want you to treat me as an equal.

But you are not an equal. And you never will be.

At least Cash had enough sense to realise how burdensome he is to the mission.

Where is Cash?

Oh, he's a bard now.

He's a bard.

He refused to return from Bleak Wallow with me.

And you just left him there?

Yes.

To improve our chances of success.

This quest isn't about you three children.

It's quite literally about saving the world.

Yeah, I know. But Zaya said that...

You will forgive me if I do not put my

trust in the fantasies of a capricious seeress.

Honestly, meeting you three just proves Zaya's predictions are mere delusion.

Cash is no warrior. Oaklee is no sorceress.

And you are no legendary thief nor a fearless leader.

You are all nothing more than spoiled selfish children away on a holiday.

And I am not a ba...

... babysitter.

Am I saying that right?

You're fired.

Pardon?

You are officially fired as my Jedi master.

If that means I am no longer your mentor,

I should like to point out I never was to begin with.

You know what? It's funny how you can just sit there and call the three of us

selfish when all you care about is yourself.

Enjoy the sandwich.

Okay, pal. You are free to go.

Alas, bring me my skull and my vial of maro at once.

Not you, Fruit Loop. You.

Wretched round here. You shall rue the day that you crossed paths with Goran.

I already do. See you never, hopefully.

Zaya will use and betray you just as she did me.

Cash seriously wants us to leave him behind.

Apparently. And for some insane reason he's gone full bard.

Maybe I'm the reason.

He was just being such a big baby when one thing wouldn't come easy to him.

You know, in school I always thought he was

like this charm dude with the perfect life.

But he is just as lost and insecure as us.

When you say it like that, I feel bad.

Séideadh.

How does she do it with just a single grain?

Um... what do you do exactly?

Well, if you ask Sister Brendowyn, I'm wasting maro.

Séideadh.

Whoa. That's cool.

I mean, this is my last day here and this is all I've learned.

Candle on, candle off.

Oh, that's all? Back home you'd be like a huge celebrity.

Yeah. To nerds.

Lasadh.

So what do we do about Cash?

We go get him before he gets himself killed.

The two of us?

Lasadh.

Seems like a job for Aurora and Kavan.

No. Cash needs his friends.

We're the only ones that can get through to him.

It sounds like you just want to prove a point to Calibor

and your draging me into it.

Yeah, of course. No one's gonna believe in us unless we can do things on our own.

And why do I care what people think of us?

Well, my brother always said that I play my video games to escape real life.

Clearly.

No, I loved it. I mean, I was able to pull off

legendary things no one has ever done before.

Yeah. In a game.

Yeah, well, it's time to level up in real life.

But I can't prove anything unless I have my team. The three of us.

Fine.

Lead the way, fearless leader.

Séideadh.

You have to teach me how to do that.

You know, I should stay. Like, do you have solitary confinement?

You got this.

I never thought I'd say this, but this place is sketchier than my trailer park.

Do I really think Cash is gonna be in there?

You held me down, but I got up

Already brushing off the dust

You hear my voice, you hear that sound

Like thunder, gonna shake the ground

You held me down, but I got up

Get ready 'cause I've had enough

I see it all, I see it now

He's actually good.

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter

Dancing through the fire

'cause I am a champion

And you're gonna hear me roar

Louder, louder than a lion

'cause I am the champion

And you're gonna hear me roar

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

And you're gonna hear me roar

Thank you, citizens of Bleakwallow. It's time for me to take five.

Don't worry. Don't worry. Up next, I'll play my latest smash hit.

"Smells like Teen Spirit", so stick around.

Dude, what are you doing?

What does it look like? I'm living the dream, guys.

I'm a rock star. I even got me some groupies.

Yo! Show them the thing.

Look, it's my number.

Yeah, quite an achievement.

Dude, we leave at dawn to go on an actual dungeon crawl.

You're coming. We're not taking no as an answer.

Uh, no.

Look, the whole point of Flynn's nerdy treasure map is to get home.

You wanted out of this world more than any of us.

I did. I did until I found this place.

So you're bailing on us?

No, I'm just sitting one out. Just go do the thing.

Get Oleg's hat or whatever, okay? Do all of the things.

And then circle back, and then we'll go home together. We'll be fine.

So we do all the dangerous stuff, and you live life as a rock star.

Exactly. Thank you.

It wasn't an offer.

Look, this is my one chance to be something truly great.

I mean, these people love me. They love my music.

It's not your music.

You're claiming you wrote the best songs ever.

Do think Harry Styles writes all of his own stuff?

Oh, you are no Harry Styles. Don't get it twisted.

Look around,

Because here, I kind of am.

And you don't think this is super selfish and delusional?

No, I think it's delusional to think that I'm some mighty warrior.

Okay, you have Kavan, you have Calibor.

I'm nothing.

That's not true. You're one of us. A team.

Are we? Am I?

Flynn, you found a treasure map.

This whole D&D, Tomb Raider stuff is what you live for.

And Oaklee, the school of wizardry instantly saw you have magical powers.

But me?

Honestly, I'm just a liability.

Look, I am no wizard. I can light a candle and blow it out. That's about it.

And I spent the entire day on a top secret mission to assemble a sandwich.

We are all in over our heads.

But we are in this together. That is the only way we're gonna make it home.

Yeah, but then what?

Back to football, back to my dad's dream.

College scholarship, study business, and then

work for him until the company's mine one day.

That doesn't seem that bad.

But it's not my dream.

This here, look around. This is my dream.

And even if it's only for a few days,

it's my one chance I get to be the thing I want most in life.

I won't get that back home.

Don't deny me this.

Bard, time to go.

Go? I still have to finish the set and sign autographs.

You're in danger. You go now.

More of your groupies?

Patrons of the Oxbow and Horn,

please remain where you are.

There is no cause for alarm.

I'm here on behalf of your sovereign, Prince Vedric.

Mom, you haven't said a word since you picked me up

last night. Which is way worse than you yelling at me.

Can you please just yell at me?

Why hasn't he called? Just to tell us he's okay.

He's okay, Mom. I know it.

Just... I feel like I failed him, failed at being his mother.

Hey, don't say that. You did an amazing job with us.

Did I? I just bailed my son out of jail.

Technically it was a holding cell. But I get your point.

And you're the one I don't worry about.

I was just trying to follow a lead about Flynn.

By breaking into an evidence room?

I know it sounds crazy. It is crazy.

I'm sorry. The whole thing was really stupid.

I gotta go to work.

Please don't do anything else stupid.

It was not stupid. We got exactly what we needed.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Coming in.

Well, now you can get out. Because we're done. You set me up.

I did write that I was sorry.

You mean this note? Sorry? You got me arrested.

I explored every possible path to get exactly what we needed.

Using you as a distraction was the only way.

Well, I probably have a criminal record now. Did you see that in the future?

If I had told you the outcome, you would have behaved differently.

It wouldn't have worked and we wouldn't have the skull.

The what?

The Skull of Mardukh.

There's a literal, like, human skull in that bag?

Well, this just keeps getting better and better.

It does, thankfully.

Not better. That was sarcasm.

And I met your friend, by the way. Goran?

He told me all about you when we were doing time together in the joint.

He said you lie to get what you want.

I didn't lie to you, Darryl. I told you, follow my

instructions and that will lead to finding your brother.

So where is he, then?

What is that?

Is it... your ear?

Like...

your actual ear?

I told you, Darryl.

I'm not from here.

So what are you, then?

Why? Goodness, it's been some nerdy, larping thing.

You can trust me, Darryl.

We're one step closer.

Flynn, Oaklee and Cash,

and my world's greatest hope,

my world and yours,

this skull is our best chance of helping them.

For those who don't know me by face,

you've certainly heard the name Arkaan Dunn.

I seek a young fugitive in your midst,

wanted by the Ishi Crown...

Once my men and I have him in custody,

we'll leave you all in peace.

This bard is an outlander.

How did they find me?

You haven’t exactly been keeping a low profile.

Okay, what do we do?

I don't know. I told you we should brought Kavan.

Harboring this fugitive or his comrades, well...

that would be treason.

You two hide. They only want me.

No, the buddy system. We stick together.

Come now, bard.

My men have you surrounded.

No blood will be spilled if you surrender yourself willingly.

Cash, no, please.

Here.

I'm here.

There's a good lad.

Now come with me so we can let these good people get back to their drinking.

Think again. These are my people.

You're in my town now.

Citizens of Bleakwallow,

fans of the great bard Cash Bonjovi.

Rise and fight alongside me.

Come on, fishwife. Mutton chops.

Really? Not even you, 27?

Wait, wait, wait. Before we take another step, you should know

that not only am I the greatest bard this side of the universe,

I'm also a deadly warrior trained by a cursed barbarian.

It's not working, buddy.

Okay, fine. I may not be a legendary bard or a great warrior,

But ya wanna know what I really am?

I'm a total baller.

Get them.

Guys, get down.

A lazer whip?

So not fair.

Seriously?

What do I do?

Enough.

You and the lass are coming with me,

or your friend here has met his end.

He's out of time, and so are you, wayfinders.

You may be the big man on campus around here, Arkaan Dunn.

Where I'm from is a place called Fairview,

and they still talk about the home of that Cash Calloway

nailed off the star pitcher that killed his offer from the Razorbacks.

What?

Batter up.

Get him.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

Ooo!

Cash BonJovi!

Where are the others?

Sleeping late, no doubt.

Hence the wonderful silence.

The Wayfinders!

They're gone!

Both of them?

Both.

There's three of them.

Fools.

What have you done?

It is not my fault.

Your so-called wayfinders are

petulant children who make their own decisions.

It is astounding.

At times, your willful stupidity.

This isn't their world, Callibor.

They need our help.

We have to go find them.

Kavan will stop at nothing, not until...

Let's go!

Time to bounce!

We gotta go!

I'll do it to explain later.

...they're after us.

Hurry! Let's go!

We need to go now!

Move, move, let's move!

Oh, if you must leave now, then take this.

But you said I had to earn my spell book.

I'm making an exception.

Because you are exceptional, Oaklee.

Your necklace.

I can't.

You'll have need of it more than we will.

Okay.

I'm not so great at moments like these.

You are better than you think.

In everything you do.

Gotta go, Oaks.

...who defeated Arkaan Dunn!

Kavan knew all along Cash was tricking him.

No one could be that useless.

It was a good joke.

Nah, bruh.

I still got no sword game.

That was like 100% baseball skills.

You must teach Kavan this baseball.

Dude, don't downplay it.

You were a rock star.

The mighty Cash Bon Jovi.

Your fans actually fought for you, bro.

Yeah, I mean, those groupies can really take a punch.

A victory, yes, but we are still in grave danger.

If Arkaan Dunn tracked us to the sanctuary,

Vedric will send others.

Take the win, princess.

I just mean to say that we should be cautious crossing the Northern Kingdom.

But I'm glad you are back, Cash, of the Wayfinders.

No doubt you are brilliant as a bard and a warrior.

I look forward to hearing you sing.

Bard.

Isn't that like some super powerful Dungeons & Dragons thing?

Well, it's in D&D.

Bards are not powerful.

Such a noob, dude.

Okay.

Noob. Kavan likes this word.

Was it not Cash Bon Jovi, the bard who got us into this mess in the first place?

Way to kill the mood, Cali-bro.

Good news.

Sheriff says we can't hold you any longer without charging you.

One sword with scabbard.

One helmet, black.

One pair of vintage fighter pilot goggles.

A pair of woven fingerless gloves.

And one vial of unknown substance tested and not a known narcotic,

so congratulations on that.

Alright, that's all she wrote.

Sign there.

Where's my skull?

Your what?

The Skull of a Mardukh you halfwit.

One of your henchmen took it from me.

Return it to me this instant.

Well, it's not in the box.

Where's Flynn with the firewood?

Hey, Calibor, should I take first watch?

I'll stand watch.

Just so we all survive until morning.

Fair enough.

Flynn, a moment.

What now?

You want to send me to go get some s'mores?

That was some reckless behavior going into Bleakwallow after your friends.

You risked everything.

Legitimately.

Thanks for the pearl of wisdom.

The last time I checked, you're still fired.

What's this?

Anyone can learn to pick a lock or a pocket.

Reckless behavior.

And the willingness to risk it all for one's friends.

Only the greatest thieves have those qualities.

I wasn't expecting that from you.

Wood is too wet, Flynn.

Well, sorry.

Won't flame.

I got this, Kavan.

Lasadh.

So I'm about as useful as a pack of matches.