Original subtitles

- What? - Your heart is beating really fast.

Are you sure you don't want me to come?

LUCY: It's going to be more like a college reunion

than an actual engagement party.

- Can I tell you something sort of secret?

- Sorry. - No.

Do you wanna come out? I'll be the boring designated driver--

- Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay in tonight.

- I can't imagine what I would do right now if you were wearing a skirt.

[moaning]

- Fuck.

ALLIE: Oh, that's Stephen's girlfriend.

EVAN: Ex-girlfriend.

- This other car came out of nowhere.

I swerved at the last minute, and so did they.

I didn't know it was Macy.

- Nobody knows what you just told me

except for us.

MAN: You got stage fright, kid?

- I'm good.

- Long as you didn't swallow, smoke, snort, or shoot anything,

you got nothing to worry about.

- I'm not. I'm not worried.

MAN: Then do me a favor.

Don't be like your teammates. Try and aim.

[urinating]

[sighs]

DOCTOR: How'd that rest plan go this week?

- It was great.

DOCTOR: How many days you sit out of practice?

- Oh, you know... none.

DOCTOR: You're going to fuck up your knee long-term

if you don't take this seriously.

- After this game, I swear.

- Let's at least make sure you're comfortable then.

We'll do another cortisone shot and wrap it up.

- Yeah. Yep. Sounds good.

♪ It's water under the bridge ♪

♪ Be careful who you tell ♪

♪ Whoa-oh ♪

♪ 'Cause you gotta look her in the eye ♪

♪ And you gotta love your way of life ♪

♪ And you gotta love your way of life ♪

- Pussy.

♪ Don't ya know it's out of your control? ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh ♪

[keys clicking]

[chimes]

[sighs]

♪

- Um, I've never seen you open a book this early.

- Midterms sort of snuck up on me this year, so.

- You're so serious when you study.

You're like [growls]

- What am I supposed to do?

- I don't know.

If you just, like, don't study.

No, no, no, no, no.

God. Stop, stop, stop.

WRIGLEY: Oh god.

- Okay, get off me. I can't breathe.

WRIGLEY: I can't move. I'm asleep.

PIPPA: [laughing] Stop.

[moaning]

- Oh.

[both moaning]

- You feel so good.

[both moaning]

[panting]

I wish I could fuck you all day.

[cell phone ringing]

- Oh shit.

Shit, I'm going to be late for class.

- You're actually going to class?

- Yes. Attendance is 20 percent of my grade.

- A rule follower. I had no idea.

- Yeah. Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.