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EDA: Well, Luz...
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Did you ever in your life think you'd see
something as breathtaking as this?
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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I don't like this.
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Yes, it doesn't get much more inspiring
than the trash slug.
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It makes a home, a life
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from what others
have thrown by the wayside.
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Until, blam,
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it gets blasted by a wave one day
and croaks from all the salt.
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And then we get to sell the stuff it ate.
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Please don't make me.
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Oh, come on, Luz.
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It's not every day
you get to go to the dump
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and pick apart a garbage carcass.
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Eh, nuts to you both.
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-(THUDDING)
-So, Eda...
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(THUDDING)
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What if we tried some new lessons
for my apprenticeship?
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-Like...
-(THUDDING)
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Read ancient scrolls
or mix together potions, or...
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Ugh! That sounds like
a bunch of magic school stuff.
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Wait. Is there a magic school here?
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Like, winding towers, cute uniforms,
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dark plots that threaten your life
kind of magic school?
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Mmm-hmm. What's worse, they force you
to learn magic the "proper" way.
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But magic isn't proper.
It's wild and unpredictable.
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And that's why it's so beautiful.
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I didn't finish school, and look at me!
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-Who wouldn't envy where I am right now?
-(FLIES BUZZING)
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Uh... Hey, here's a lesson.
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A great witch is resourceful, like this.
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Oh, hey. Greasy slime ball.
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Use your slime ball wisely, young witch.
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Back at it!
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We'll hit the stink nodes first.
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Actually, if it's okay,
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I think I'll head home
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and look at pictures of animals
that are still alive.
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Love you, King.
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-(GIGGLING)
-You little beach peach.
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(SIGHS)
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More for me, then.
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There we go.
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Okay.
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KING: Ow!
EDA: This is awesome!
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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PANTING)
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Ugh! If magic's all about
digging for slime balls,
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maybe I don't have the stomach for it.
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GIRL: You can do it! You can!
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Mysterious voice of encouragement?
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(GASPS) No! Little witch girl.
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You can do it.
Even if you get a bad grade,
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it's not a reflection of you as a witch.
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And my parents are right.
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There are better opportunities
on this track.
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Now, get to school!
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Oh, no! Oh, little friend! I'm sorry!
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(GASPS)
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(RUMBLING)
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Willow!
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Wow. You're so unnoticeable
I almost rolled into you.
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Hi, Amity.
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Shouldn't you get to class early
to prep your...
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(GROANING)
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Oh, Willow...
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You don't have anything to show, do you?
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Witch drama!
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(SIGHS) This is why people call you
"Half-a-Witch Willow."
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(RUMBLING)
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Oh, looks like someone
wants to say something to you.
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Abomination, rise.
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You're a star.
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Aw, it's like mine.
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But much smaller, and meaningless.
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As top student, it's my duty
to tell you to keep at it.
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Even you could get
a passing grade someday.
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Abomination, cower.
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See you in class, superstar.
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(IMITATING AMITY)
"Oh, see you in class, superstar."
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I hate when she does that.
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I hate making abominations.
I hate getting bad grades.
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Ugh, I can't stand this anymore.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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(SCREAMING)
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Not a bad haul. That oviduct was loaded.
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Ah. Lose apprentice, gain garbage eggs.
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Fair trade.
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(SCOFFING) I didn't lose anything.
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If you don't teach Luz right, you will.
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And that's when I come in,
make her my apprentice.
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Ha! And what would you teach?
How to get stuck in the arm of a sweater?
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Hey, that only happened once!
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I'd teach her about demons.
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How to identify them, talk to 'em,
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raise an army with them
and tear apart the world!
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After they tear you
out of the sweater arm, right?
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You think you're so smart!
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Well, why don't we make a little bet
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where I can prove that
I'd make a better teacher.
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Okay. I'm obligated to remind you
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that I only use our bets
to utterly humiliate you.
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And that you've never won.
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I like those odds.
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So how's this? Teach this trashslug
to be your loyal soldier in one day.
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Prove that you can be a better teacher
than me, and Luz is all yours.
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But if you don't,
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I change your name
from King to Mr. Wiggles.
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Well, when you lose, you'll have to
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wear a shame hat and sleep in a shack
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and never come
into the Owl House again! Ha!
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Deal.
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(GRUNTS)
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(COOING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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I'm so sorry!
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It's okay. The thorns only
went through a few layers of skin.
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So circly.
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-(YELPS)
-(GASPS)
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You're human! This is astounding!
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A human on the Boiling Isles!
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How'd you get here?
What are you doing here?
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(BELLS TOLLING)
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I'm sorry. I can't stay.
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I have to go disappoint my teacher.
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It was nice to meet you, human.
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Wait! I'm Luz. And you're Willow, right?
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What you did with that flower
and those plants, it was... Wow!
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Thanks, but I'm not even
supposed to be doing plant magic.
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My parents put me
in the abomination track at school.
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(EXCLAIMING) Like, magic school?
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That's so cool!
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I'm so jealous.
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I have a teacher,
but her lessons are a bit untraditional.
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I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll.
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But I wish I could spend one day there.
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I wish I could get
a passing grade for once.
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Then people would stop calling me
"Half-a-Witch Willow."
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-(GROANS)
-LUZ: Hey, wait.
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I know how we can both get what we want.
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Make me your abomination.
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I'll get you a good grade,
and you can get me into magic school.
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It's fiendishly clever.
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-What?
-I saw that girl's thing.
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It's just chunks of stuff
that talks weird.
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I'm chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!
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That's true. (GIGGLING)
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Okay. It's a deal.
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Luz.
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This is a great plan.
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Oops. Abomination goo.
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GROANS)
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Great plan.
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Welcome to Hexside School
of Magic and Demonics.
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Remember to stay hidden, okay?
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Hmm?
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-Willow, you would not believe humans.
-Humans? Pfft. I haven't seen any. What?
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Did you know that humans
nail barbed wire to their kids' teeth?
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But why? Maybe to make them magnetic.
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LUZ: Actually, it's for storing treats.
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Okay, Augustus.
I'm gonna tell you something.
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But you have to be cool.
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I can be spool. I mean, cool.
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Okay. Abomination, rise.
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Ta-da!
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I'm an abomination.
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Luz, that's not how abominations act.
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No. No, it couldn't be.
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He's the president
of the Human Appreciation Society.
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Most witches wouldn't be able to
recognize a human right away.
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-But Augustus is an expert.
-Where are your gills?
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I knew an Augustus back
in the human world. We called him Gus.
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Gus? Nickname? Human nickname? Gus?
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Call me it. Wow. Gus.
This is the best day of my life.
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(BELL RINGING, SCREAMING)
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I've gotta get to spelling class.
See you guys at lunch!
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-All right. Into the darkness you go.
-(HISSING)
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KING: Aw, who's a good Prince Jr.?
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Who's a good guy?
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Hey, Mr. Wiggles.
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You're not gonna teach it
anything doing that.
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It's called positive reinforcement, Eda.
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And it works wonders.
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Ha-ha! See? Now watch this.
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Prince Jr.! Attack Eda!
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Knock over her drink! Mess up her hair!
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(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, no. Please stop.
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Well, I haven't seen
your student in forever.
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For all we know,
she's not even loyal to you anymore.
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Ha-ha-ha, you wish.
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But yeah. Where is she?
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STUDENT 1: Hope I pass.
STUDENT 2: I'm confident about this.
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-(GROANS)
-Hmm.
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Too many toenails in unexpected places.
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Fail. Pathetic!
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The biggest abominations are all of you!
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If the next abomination is a failure,
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everyone gets extra homework for a month!
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-Oh, man!
-Extra homework? Not again!
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(CLEARS THROAT) And the next one
to come up is...
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Excuse me, sir, but I am ready
to present my abomination.
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Rise!
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(GROANING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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I've always saved
the best for last, Amity.
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You'll have to wait your turn.
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How about...
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Willow?
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STUDENT 1: Not Half-a-Witch.
STUDENT 2: Great. Homework for a month.
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Don't listen to them, Willow.
We can do this.
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Uh... Abomination, rise.
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Ta-da!
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(ALL GASPING)
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Abomination, bow.
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(GRUNTS) Blah.
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Very impressive. But does it speak?
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Uh, I may be your abomination,
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but you're my a-mom-ination.
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-ALL: Aw.
-STUDENT1: It's cute.
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(LAUGHS)
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"A-mom-ination!"
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Splendid wordplay. A+!
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-ALL: Yay!
-STUDENT 3: Yo, Willow!
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(BELL RINGING, SCREAMING)
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(COUGHING)
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Wonderful work today, Willow.
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Looks like we have a new top student.
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(AMITY GASPING)
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Uh... but...
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Uh, thank you, sir.
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-Hey.
-(GASPS)
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Last time I saw you,
your abomination was mush.
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What did you do?
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I, uh, took your pep talk to heart, Amity.
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I bet you did.
I've got my eyes on you, Half-a-Witch.
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That badge is mine.
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Hey!
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Uh-oh. I think Amity is onto us.
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(SCREAMS)
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Have you seen Luz?
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I heard her tiny mouse feet
walking close by.
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Or that might've been some mice.
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Anyway, someone started moving
in that direction.
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(HOOTING)
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Are you trying to point, or...
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Look at the weather vane!
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But the only thing that way is the...
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(GASPS) No.
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00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,505
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!
253
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,259
Okay, everyone. Recite your runes.
254
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,763
Krom, Zix, Elgrim, Zenomide...
255
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,307
No. Blind obedience.
256
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,768
Heximal system time!
257
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,645
Let's get memorizin'!
258
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,898
No! Pointless busywork!
259
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,653
No!
260
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,240
Why? School!
261
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,203
Hey. Do humans eat PB&J's?
262
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,206
Oh, my gosh. I haven't eaten real food
in so long. Please give me some.
263
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,875
I don't know, Gus.
264
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,710
If Amity saw that...
265
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,631
I saw that! Abominations don't eat!
266
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,425
I know you're in there!
You can't hide from me.
267
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,762
What are you? Who are you? I want answers!
268
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,348
-Amity Blight.
-Huh?
269
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,768
I suspected a twinge of jealousy,
but this,
270
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,478
this is just sad.
271
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,522
But I... No! Look at it.
272
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,232
(GROANING)
273
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,110
Report to Principal Bump's office.
274
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,112
-But...
-Now!
275
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,162
Roll over! Yes!
276
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,914
Heel!
277
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,291
Yes, yes!
278
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,919
So, did you find your runaway student?
279
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,421
By your expression, I can tell
280
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,382
Luz has gone and found herself
someplace else to learn.
281
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,885
Which means I have won!
282
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,762
EDA: Yes, great, you won.
283
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,474
You have a giant soldier thing
and I have nothing. Congrats!
284
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,435
Oh, Eda, don't say that.
285
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,853
At least you have this!
286
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,439
-(LAUGHING)
-(GROANS)
287
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,526
(LAUGHING)
288
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,488
I am so funny!
289
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,074
Ah. Well, Prince Jr. training complete.
290
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,578
Go forth!
Make the world tremble at your feet...
291
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,455
Or worm stubs.
292
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,666
Go forth?
293
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,003
Oh, right.
294
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,551
-(GROWLS)
-(KING WHIMPERING)
295
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,639
Woo. I'm a sweaty little abomination.
296
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,059
But now we don't have to worry
about Amity. High five!
297
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,189
Slap my hand. It's a human thing.
298
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,821
Oh. Oh, my.
299
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,407
Oh, man, what a rush!
300
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,663
Good afternoon, students.
301
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,790
Principal Bump.
302
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,254
Hmm.
303
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,840
Abomination, rise.
304
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,219
Abomination, lie.
305
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,137
Um... Viral fame is a worthy pursuit.
306
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,598
Your cat would never eat you
if it got the chance.
307
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,059
-Chemtrails are real...
-Oh, no, abomination.
308
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,144
How strange for it
to get the command wrong.
309
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,272
I mean lie down.
310
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,357
(GROANS)
311
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,235
So very lifelike.
312
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,281
When Miss Blight told me about
your abomination, I had to come by,
313
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,283
see what she's made of.
314
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,702
Oh, I have
her list of ingredients right here.
315
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:52,870
No.
316
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,538
We were hoping
317
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,125
for a closer look.
318
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,089
Willow, I'll allow you the first cut.
319
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,804
(WHISPERING) Uh, you can't just
cut open a human, can you?
320
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,142
Willow, go ahead
and make the first incision.
321
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,727
GUS: Wait, Principal Bump!
322
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,562
Uh... High five!
323
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,440
(GROANING)
324
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,526
Run!
325
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,905
They're getting away!
326
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,115
No, the intruder won't get far.
327
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,792
This is all my fault, Willow.
328
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,670
I just wanted to see
what a real magic school was like.
329
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,714
Well, how do you like it?
330
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,341
It's lovely, actually.
331
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,718
Okay, we should get out of here before...
332
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686
Bump seals us in.
333
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,982
KING: Help me, help me, help me!
334
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,777
(WHIMPERING)
335
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,320
(BANGING ON DOOR)
336
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,739
Trouble with your student?
337
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,074
Yes, yes!
338
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,701
Are you sure you need my help?
339
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,412
Maybe he only wants
more of your brilliant lessons.
340
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,790
(ROARING)
341
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,001
Ahh!
342
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,965
Please help me!
You can call me Mr. Wiggles!
343
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,218
(GROANING)
344
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,098
Okay, Mr. Wiggles.
Here's what we're gonna do.
345
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,724
(LUZ AND WILLOW PANTING)
346
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,771
(GASPS)
347
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,656
Oh, this is awful.
I don't know what to do.
348
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,617
Amity's right.
I'm just Half-a-Witch Willow.
349
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,286
You're Full-Witch Willow.
350
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,579
And you're great.
351
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,249
And someone once told me
great witches are resourceful.
352
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,834
That's it!
353
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,752
You mean that greasy slime ball?
354
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,256
Luz, it's a seed!
Thank goodness you had it on you.
355
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,093
Yeah. Thank goodness
someone told me to hold on to it.
356
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,850
Please grow!
357
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:30,986
(GRUNTING)
358
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,074
(GASPS)
359
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,539
Remarkable.
360
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,293
There's the exit!
361
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,214
Not so fast!
362
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,466
I'm not letting you get away so easily.
363
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,260
I want my badge!
364
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,554
Abominations, seize!
365
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,765
-(GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)
366
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,359
-(SCREAMING)
-Whoa.
367
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,989
(GRUNTING)
368
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,328
-Get outta here!
-No! I'm not leaving you.
369
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,414
I may get detention,
but you'll get dissected.
370
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,920
So go!
371
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,214
(GRUNTING)
372
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,220
Willow!
373
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,931
I can't save you right now.
374
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,183
But I know someone who can!
375
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,977
-(ROARING)
-(GRUNTING)
376
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,359
(GRUNTING)
377
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,112
Pour the salt, now!
378
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,530
Baby boy!
379
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,073
(WHIMPERING)
380
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,451
I have no son.
381
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:02,828
Eat salt!
382
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,834
(WHIMPERING)
383
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,212
Yes, I did it! I'm amazing! Whoa!
384
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,132
(CHUCKLES) You helped too.
385
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,675
You are a good teacher.
386
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,844
I wish Luz thought that too.
387
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,804
Eda!
388
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,223
Hey, hey, hey, hey! What is this? Ugh!
389
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,184
I never understand when you do this.
390
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,478
Your lesson worked!
Keeping junk in my pocket saved my life!
391
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,939
But wait. My new friends.
They're in danger.
392
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,316
Luz!
393
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,069
Seriously, what... What is that?
394
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,157
You won't believe it, Luz.
Everything is perfect now!
395
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,950
It's true. I don't believe it.
396
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,911
Principal Bump was so impressed
by my plant work
397
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,704
he's switching me
to the plant magic track!
398
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,080
Look!
399
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,334
Yes!
400
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,960
(CHEERING)
401
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,837
Oh... What about Amity?
402
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,758
Last we saw, she was asking Bump
if today could count as extra credit.
403
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,094
Well, I can't wait to see you in action
next time I sneak in.
404
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,597
Uh... About that.
405
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,724
You're kinda, sorta
406
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,560
-banned.
-That's my girl!
407
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,313
But we could come here
and teach you what we learned.
408
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,984
Aw! That would be nice.
But I have a pretty great teacher already.
409
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,445
Yeah, that's right.
410
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,113
Luz is my student.
411
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,241
-Back off, academy twerps.
-(LAUGHING)
412
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410
Oh! Baby's first wanted poster.
413
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,954
Good job, kid.
414
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,414
Looks like I taught you
something after all.
415
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,918
Uh... You high five with your hands,
not your head.
416
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,338
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