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EDA: Well, Luz...

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Did you ever in your life think you'd see
something as breathtaking as this?

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(FLIES BUZZING)

4
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I don't like this.

5
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Yes, it doesn't get much more inspiring
than the trash slug.

6
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It makes a home, a life

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from what others
have thrown by the wayside.

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Until, blam,

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it gets blasted by a wave one day
and croaks from all the salt.

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And then we get to sell the stuff it ate.

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Please don't make me.

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Oh, come on, Luz.

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It's not every day
you get to go to the dump

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and pick apart a garbage carcass.

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Eh, nuts to you both.

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-(THUDDING)
-So, Eda...

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(THUDDING)

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What if we tried some new lessons
for my apprenticeship?

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-Like...
-(THUDDING)

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Read ancient scrolls
or mix together potions, or...

21
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Ugh! That sounds like
a bunch of magic school stuff.

22
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Wait. Is there a magic school here?

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Like, winding towers, cute uniforms,

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dark plots that threaten your life
kind of magic school?

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Mmm-hmm. What's worse, they force you
to learn magic the "proper" way.

26
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But magic isn't proper.
It's wild and unpredictable.

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And that's why it's so beautiful.

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I didn't finish school, and look at me!

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-Who wouldn't envy where I am right now?
-(FLIES BUZZING)

30
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Uh... Hey, here's a lesson.

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A great witch is resourceful, like this.

32
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Oh, hey. Greasy slime ball.

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Use your slime ball wisely, young witch.

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Back at it!

35
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We'll hit the stink nodes first.

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Actually, if it's okay,

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I think I'll head home

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and look at pictures of animals
that are still alive.

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Love you, King.

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-(GIGGLING)
-You little beach peach.

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(SIGHS)

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More for me, then.

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There we go.

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Okay.

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KING: Ow!
EDA: This is awesome!

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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PANTING)

48
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Ugh! If magic's all about
digging for slime balls,

49
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maybe I don't have the stomach for it.

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GIRL: You can do it! You can!

51
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Mysterious voice of encouragement?

52
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(GASPS) No! Little witch girl.

53
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You can do it.
Even if you get a bad grade,

54
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it's not a reflection of you as a witch.

55
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And my parents are right.

56
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There are better opportunities
on this track.

57
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Now, get to school!

58
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Oh, no! Oh, little friend! I'm sorry!

59
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(GASPS)

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(RUMBLING)

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Willow!

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Wow. You're so unnoticeable
I almost rolled into you.

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Hi, Amity.

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Shouldn't you get to class early
to prep your...

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(GROANING)

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Oh, Willow...

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You don't have anything to show, do you?

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Witch drama!

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(SIGHS) This is why people call you
"Half-a-Witch Willow."

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(RUMBLING)

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Oh, looks like someone
wants to say something to you.

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Abomination, rise.

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You're a star.

74
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Aw, it's like mine.

75
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But much smaller, and meaningless.

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As top student, it's my duty
to tell you to keep at it.

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Even you could get
a passing grade someday.

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Abomination, cower.

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See you in class, superstar.

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(IMITATING AMITY)
"Oh, see you in class, superstar."

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I hate when she does that.

82
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I hate making abominations.
I hate getting bad grades.

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Ugh, I can't stand this anymore.

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(GRUNTING)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMING)

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Not a bad haul. That oviduct was loaded.

88
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Ah. Lose apprentice, gain garbage eggs.

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Fair trade.

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(SCOFFING) I didn't lose anything.

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If you don't teach Luz right, you will.

92
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And that's when I come in,
make her my apprentice.

93
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Ha! And what would you teach?
How to get stuck in the arm of a sweater?

94
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Hey, that only happened once!

95
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I'd teach her about demons.

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How to identify them, talk to 'em,

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raise an army with them
and tear apart the world!

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After they tear you
out of the sweater arm, right?

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You think you're so smart!

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Well, why don't we make a little bet

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where I can prove that
I'd make a better teacher.

102
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Okay. I'm obligated to remind you

103
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that I only use our bets
to utterly humiliate you.

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And that you've never won.

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I like those odds.

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So how's this? Teach this trashslug
to be your loyal soldier in one day.

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Prove that you can be a better teacher
than me, and Luz is all yours.

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But if you don't,

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I change your name
from King to Mr. Wiggles.

110
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Well, when you lose, you'll have to

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wear a shame hat and sleep in a shack

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and never come
into the Owl House again! Ha!

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Deal.

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(GRUNTS)

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(COOING)

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(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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I'm so sorry!

119
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It's okay. The thorns only
went through a few layers of skin.

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So circly.

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-(YELPS)
-(GASPS)

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You're human! This is astounding!

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A human on the Boiling Isles!

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How'd you get here?
What are you doing here?

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(BELLS TOLLING)

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I'm sorry. I can't stay.

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I have to go disappoint my teacher.

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It was nice to meet you, human.

129
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Wait! I'm Luz. And you're Willow, right?

130
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What you did with that flower
and those plants, it was... Wow!

131
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Thanks, but I'm not even
supposed to be doing plant magic.

132
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My parents put me
in the abomination track at school.

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(EXCLAIMING) Like, magic school?

134
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That's so cool!

135
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I'm so jealous.

136
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I have a teacher,
but her lessons are a bit untraditional.

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I bet she wouldn't even let me enroll.

138
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But I wish I could spend one day there.

139
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I wish I could get
a passing grade for once.

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Then people would stop calling me
"Half-a-Witch Willow."

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-(GROANS)
-LUZ: Hey, wait.

142
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I know how we can both get what we want.

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Make me your abomination.

144
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I'll get you a good grade,
and you can get me into magic school.

145
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It's fiendishly clever.

146
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-What?
-I saw that girl's thing.

147
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It's just chunks of stuff
that talks weird.

148
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I'm chunks of stuff, and I talk weird!

149
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That's true. (GIGGLING)

150
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Okay. It's a deal.

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Luz.

152
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This is a great plan.

153
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Oops. Abomination goo.

154
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-(GRUNTING)
-(GROANS)

155
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Great plan.

156
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Welcome to Hexside School
of Magic and Demonics.

157
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Remember to stay hidden, okay?

158
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(EXCLAIMING)

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Hmm?

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-Willow, you would not believe humans.
-Humans? Pfft. I haven't seen any. What?

161
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Did you know that humans
nail barbed wire to their kids' teeth?

162
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But why? Maybe to make them magnetic.

163
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LUZ: Actually, it's for storing treats.

164
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Okay, Augustus.
I'm gonna tell you something.

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But you have to be cool.

166
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I can be spool. I mean, cool.

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Okay. Abomination, rise.

168
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Ta-da!

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I'm an abomination.

170
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Luz, that's not how abominations act.

171
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No. No, it couldn't be.

172
00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:05,462
He's the president
of the Human Appreciation Society.

173
00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:08,215
Most witches wouldn't be able to
recognize a human right away.

174
00:09:08,382 --> 00:09:11,134
-But Augustus is an expert.
-Where are your gills?

175
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I knew an Augustus back
in the human world. We called him Gus.

176
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Gus? Nickname? Human nickname? Gus?

177
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Call me it. Wow. Gus.
This is the best day of my life.

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(BELL RINGING, SCREAMING)

179
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I've gotta get to spelling class.
See you guys at lunch!

180
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-All right. Into the darkness you go.
-(HISSING)

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KING: Aw, who's a good Prince Jr.?

182
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Who's a good guy?

183
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Hey, Mr. Wiggles.

184
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You're not gonna teach it
anything doing that.

185
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It's called positive reinforcement, Eda.

186
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And it works wonders.

187
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Ha-ha! See? Now watch this.

188
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Prince Jr.! Attack Eda!

189
00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:50,757
Knock over her drink! Mess up her hair!

190
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(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, no. Please stop.

191
00:09:52,676 --> 00:09:55,053
Well, I haven't seen
your student in forever.

192
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For all we know,
she's not even loyal to you anymore.

193
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,267
Ha-ha-ha, you wish.

194
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,061
But yeah. Where is she?

195
00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,607
STUDENT 1: Hope I pass.
STUDENT 2: I'm confident about this.

196
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,317
-(GROANS)
-Hmm.

197
00:10:08,483 --> 00:10:10,986
Too many toenails in unexpected places.

198
00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:13,238
Fail. Pathetic!

199
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:16,116
The biggest abominations are all of you!

200
00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,202
If the next abomination is a failure,

201
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,371
everyone gets extra homework for a month!

202
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,374
-Oh, man!
-Extra homework? Not again!

203
00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:28,003
(CLEARS THROAT) And the next one
to come up is...

204
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:31,673
Excuse me, sir, but I am ready
to present my abomination.

205
00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,008
Rise!

206
00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,135
(GROANING)

207
00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:36,678
(CHUCKLING)

208
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,890
I've always saved
the best for last, Amity.

209
00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,808
You'll have to wait your turn.

210
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,602
How about...

211
00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,521
Willow?

212
00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:48,649
STUDENT 1: Not Half-a-Witch.
STUDENT 2: Great. Homework for a month.

213
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:52,653
Don't listen to them, Willow.
We can do this.

214
00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:59,368
Uh... Abomination, rise.

215
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,329
Ta-da!

216
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,789
(ALL GASPING)

217
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,749
Abomination, bow.

218
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,459
(GRUNTS) Blah.

219
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,754
Very impressive. But does it speak?

220
00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:14,091
Uh, I may be your abomination,

221
00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:17,219
but you're my a-mom-ination.

222
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,346
-ALL: Aw.
-STUDENT1: It's cute.

223
00:11:19,513 --> 00:11:20,556
(LAUGHS)

224
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,432
"A-mom-ination!"

225
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:25,102
Splendid wordplay. A !

226
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,063
-ALL: Yay!
-STUDENT 3: Yo, Willow!

227
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,650
(BELL RINGING, SCREAMING)

228
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,193
(COUGHING)

229
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,239
Wonderful work today, Willow.

230
00:11:37,406 --> 00:11:39,741
Looks like we have a new top student.

231
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,326
(AMITY GASPING)

232
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,121
Uh... but...

233
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,790
Uh, thank you, sir.

234
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,626
-Hey.
-(GASPS)

235
00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,214
Last time I saw you,
your abomination was mush.

236
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,507
What did you do?

237
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:58,385
I, uh, took your pep talk to heart, Amity.

238
00:11:58,552 --> 00:12:02,139
I bet you did.
I've got my eyes on you, Half-a-Witch.

239
00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,433
That badge is mine.

240
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:05,767
Hey!

241
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,314
Uh-oh. I think Amity is onto us.

242
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,316
(SCREAMS)

243
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:13,734
Have you seen Luz?

244
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,944
I heard her tiny mouse feet
walking close by.

245
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:17,654
Or that might've been some mice.

246
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:20,282
Anyway, someone started moving
in that direction.

247
00:12:20,449 --> 00:12:21,575
(HOOTING)

248
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,410
Are you trying to point, or...

249
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:24,995
Look at the weather vane!

250
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,208
But the only thing that way is the...

251
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,460
(GASPS) No.

252
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:34,505
No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no!

253
00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,259
Okay, everyone. Recite your runes.

254
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,763
Krom, Zix, Elgrim, Zenomide...

255
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,307
No. Blind obedience.

256
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,768
Heximal system time!

257
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,645
Let's get memorizin'!

258
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,898
No! Pointless busywork!

259
00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:57,653
No!

260
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,240
Why? School!

261
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,203
Hey. Do humans eat PBandJ's?

262
00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:09,206
Oh, my gosh. I haven't eaten real food
in so long. Please give me some.

263
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:11,875
I don't know, Gus.

264
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:13,710
If Amity saw that...

265
00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:17,631
I saw that! Abominations don't eat!

266
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,425
I know you're in there!
You can't hide from me.

267
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,762
What are you? Who are you? I want answers!

268
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,348
-Amity Blight.
-Huh?

269
00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,768
I suspected a twinge of jealousy,
but this,

270
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,478
this is just sad.

271
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,522
But I... No! Look at it.

272
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,232
(GROANING)

273
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:38,110
Report to Principal Bump's office.

274
00:13:38,527 --> 00:13:40,112
-But...
-Now!

275
00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,162
Roll over! Yes!

276
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:50,914
Heel!

277
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,291
Yes, yes!

278
00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,919
So, did you find your runaway student?

279
00:13:56,253 --> 00:13:57,421
By your expression, I can tell

280
00:13:57,588 --> 00:14:00,382
Luz has gone and found herself
someplace else to learn.

281
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:02,885
Which means I have won!

282
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:05,762
EDA: Yes, great, you won.

283
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:09,474
You have a giant soldier thing
and I have nothing. Congrats!

284
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,435
Oh, Eda, don't say that.

285
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,853
At least you have this!

286
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,439
-(LAUGHING)
-(GROANS)

287
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:19,526
(LAUGHING)

288
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,488
I am so funny!

289
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,074
Ah. Well, Prince Jr. training complete.

290
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:29,578
Go forth!
Make the world tremble at your feet...

291
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,455
Or worm stubs.

292
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,666
Go forth?

293
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:38,003
Oh, right.

294
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,551
-(GROWLS)
-(KING WHIMPERING)

295
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,639
Woo. I'm a sweaty little abomination.

296
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,059
But now we don't have to worry
about Amity. High five!

297
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,189
Slap my hand. It's a human thing.

298
00:15:03,195 --> 00:15:04,821
Oh. Oh, my.

299
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:07,407
Oh, man, what a rush!

300
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,663
Good afternoon, students.

301
00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:14,790
Principal Bump.

302
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,254
Hmm.

303
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,840
Abomination, rise.

304
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,219
Abomination, lie.

305
00:15:27,511 --> 00:15:29,137
Um... Viral fame is a worthy pursuit.

306
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,598
Your cat would never eat you
if it got the chance.

307
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,059
-Chemtrails are real...
-Oh, no, abomination.

308
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:36,144
How strange for it
to get the command wrong.

309
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,272
I mean lie down.

310
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,357
(GROANS)

311
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:43,235
So very lifelike.

312
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:47,281
When Miss Blight told me about
your abomination, I had to come by,

313
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,283
see what she's made of.

314
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,702
Oh, I have
her list of ingredients right here.

315
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:52,870
No.

316
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,538
We were hoping

317
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:58,125
for a closer look.

318
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,089
Willow, I'll allow you the first cut.

319
00:16:07,301 --> 00:16:10,804
(WHISPERING) Uh, you can't just
cut open a human, can you?

320
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:15,142
Willow, go ahead
and make the first incision.

321
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:16,727
GUS: Wait, Principal Bump!

322
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,562
Uh... High five!

323
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,440
(GROANING)

324
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:24,526
Run!

325
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:27,905
They're getting away!

326
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:30,115
No, the intruder won't get far.

327
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,792
This is all my fault, Willow.

328
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,670
I just wanted to see
what a real magic school was like.

329
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:45,714
Well, how do you like it?

330
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,341
It's lovely, actually.

331
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,718
Okay, we should get out of here before...

332
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,686
Bump seals us in.

333
00:17:02,314 --> 00:17:03,982
KING: Help me, help me, help me!

334
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,777
(WHIMPERING)

335
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,320
(BANGING ON DOOR)

336
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:10,739
Trouble with your student?

337
00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,074
Yes, yes!

338
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,701
Are you sure you need my help?

339
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,412
Maybe he only wants
more of your brilliant lessons.

340
00:17:18,789 --> 00:17:19,790
(ROARING)

341
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,001
Ahh!

342
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,965
Please help me!
You can call me Mr. Wiggles!

343
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,218
(GROANING)

344
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:36,098
Okay, Mr. Wiggles.
Here's what we're gonna do.

345
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,724
(LUZ AND WILLOW PANTING)

346
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,771
(GASPS)

347
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:52,656
Oh, this is awful.
I don't know what to do.

348
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:55,617
Amity's right.
I'm just Half-a-Witch Willow.

349
00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:57,286
You're Full-Witch Willow.

350
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,579
And you're great.

351
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:02,249
And someone once told me
great witches are resourceful.

352
00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:03,834
That's it!

353
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,752
You mean that greasy slime ball?

354
00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:09,256
Luz, it's a seed!
Thank goodness you had it on you.

355
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:13,093
Yeah. Thank goodness
someone told me to hold on to it.

356
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,850
Please grow!

357
00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:30,986
(GRUNTING)

358
00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,074
(GASPS)

359
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,539
Remarkable.

360
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,293
There's the exit!

361
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,214
Not so fast!

362
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:52,466
I'm not letting you get away so easily.

363
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,260
I want my badge!

364
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,554
Abominations, seize!

365
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,765
-(GROANING)
-(GRUNTING)

366
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:10,359
-(SCREAMING)
-Whoa.

367
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,989
(GRUNTING)

368
00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:21,328
-Get outta here!
-No! I'm not leaving you.

369
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:24,414
I may get detention,
but you'll get dissected.

370
00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:29,920
So go!

371
00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,214
(GRUNTING)

372
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:38,220
Willow!

373
00:19:39,388 --> 00:19:40,931
I can't save you right now.

374
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:43,183
But I know someone who can!

375
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:44,977
-(ROARING)
-(GRUNTING)

376
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,359
(GRUNTING)

377
00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:55,112
Pour the salt, now!

378
00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,530
Baby boy!

379
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,073
(WHIMPERING)

380
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,451
I have no son.

381
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:02,828
Eat salt!

382
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,834
(WHIMPERING)

383
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,212
Yes, I did it! I'm amazing! Whoa!

384
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,132
(CHUCKLES) You helped too.

385
00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:16,675
You are a good teacher.

386
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:18,844
I wish Luz thought that too.

387
00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,804
Eda!

388
00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,223
Hey, hey, hey, hey! What is this? Ugh!

389
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,184
I never understand when you do this.

390
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,478
Your lesson worked!
Keeping junk in my pocket saved my life!

391
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:30,939
But wait. My new friends.
They're in danger.

392
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:32,316
Luz!

393
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:36,069
Seriously, what... What is that?

394
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:40,157
You won't believe it, Luz.
Everything is perfect now!

395
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,950
It's true. I don't believe it.

396
00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:43,911
Principal Bump was so impressed
by my plant work

397
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,704
he's switching me
to the plant magic track!

398
00:20:45,871 --> 00:20:47,080
Look!

399
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,334
Yes!

400
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,960
(CHEERING)

401
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,837
Oh... What about Amity?

402
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:57,758
Last we saw, she was asking Bump
if today could count as extra credit.

403
00:20:57,925 --> 00:21:01,094
Well, I can't wait to see you in action
next time I sneak in.

404
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,597
Uh... About that.

405
00:21:03,764 --> 00:21:05,724
You're kinda, sorta

406
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:08,560
-banned.
-That's my girl!

407
00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:11,313
But we could come here
and teach you what we learned.

408
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:15,984
Aw! That would be nice.
But I have a pretty great teacher already.

409
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,445
Yeah, that's right.

410
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,113
Luz is my student.

411
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,241
-Back off, academy twerps.
-(LAUGHING)

412
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,410
Oh! Baby's first wanted poster.

413
00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,954
Good job, kid.

414
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,414
Looks like I taught you
something after all.

415
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:32,918
Uh... You high five with your hands,
not your head.

416
00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,338
(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)