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Don't drive. 9 00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,479 -Right, right. -Right? 10 00:01:52,614 --> 00:01:54,916 -Can you stand on your own? -Yeah. 11 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:57,184 I can stand on my own. 12 00:01:57,885 --> 00:01:59,186 [man crashes] 13 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,454 -Jake? -[Jake] Yeah? 14 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:02,690 -Anything broken? -[Jake] No. 15 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:04,092 Okay, goodnight. 16 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:05,459 Don't drive. 17 00:02:06,027 --> 00:02:09,697 [emotional dramatic music] 18 00:02:29,684 --> 00:02:31,085 Ooh. Oh. 19 00:02:31,251 --> 00:02:32,587 Oh... 20 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:33,855 Oh. 21 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,591 Oh good. Good, good, good. 22 00:02:36,924 --> 00:02:38,191 All right, here we go. 23 00:02:38,325 --> 00:02:39,359 Wait... 24 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,095 I'll just take a little nap. 25 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,597 That'd be good. 26 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:45,833 [horn honks] 27 00:02:57,812 --> 00:03:00,480 [Jake snoring] 28 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,920 [music continues] 29 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:17,565 [Jake snoring] 30 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:40,454 [thud] 31 00:03:50,263 --> 00:03:53,266 [birds chirping] 32 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:03,443 [Jake snoring] 33 00:04:12,486 --> 00:04:13,921 [music fades] 34 00:04:19,961 --> 00:04:22,429 -[bugle being played] -[chuckles] 35 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,002 [bugle continues] 36 00:04:31,005 --> 00:04:33,373 [boys groaning] 37 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:37,477 She said it would take one hour, and that was-- 38 00:04:37,612 --> 00:04:38,946 -Two and a half hours, actually. -Three hours ago. 39 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,715 -She's an underestimator. -I'm gonna have to call-- 40 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:43,518 I called Elek Plumbing. They open at nine. 41 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:44,886 [loud music being played] 42 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:49,389 ♪ Who wanders with the Lord ♪ 43 00:04:49,524 --> 00:04:51,125 Sister Clara! 44 00:04:51,259 --> 00:04:54,796 ♪ Heaven knows how to live ♪ 45 00:04:54,929 --> 00:04:57,430 I know a woman who's not that happy! 46 00:04:57,565 --> 00:05:01,936 ♪ Happy the man Who never seeks reward ♪ 47 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,436 Sister Clara! 48 00:05:03,571 --> 00:05:07,340 ♪ Giving because He loves to give ♪ 49 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,475 [music halts] 50 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:09,577 Sister Clara! 51 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,779 -Good morning! -Oh! 52 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,781 Sister Clara. 53 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,117 Okay. [clears throat] 54 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:18,318 You need to tell me what's going on. 55 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:19,787 You said you could fix this. 56 00:05:20,221 --> 00:05:23,490 "Happy the man who wanders with the Lord." 57 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:24,792 No, Sister. 58 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,628 Happy the woman whose school has heat. 59 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,198 Why isn't this fixed? 60 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:31,933 Well, when I can figure out 61 00:05:32,066 --> 00:05:33,366 how to fix it, [chuckles] 62 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:36,003 I'll be able to answer that question. 63 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:37,839 Clara, 64 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:41,008 I have 75 teenage boys 65 00:05:41,142 --> 00:05:42,677 who are refusing to shower 66 00:05:42,877 --> 00:05:44,612 because the water's too cold. 67 00:05:44,846 --> 00:05:48,216 Do you have any idea what 75 unshowered 68 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,084 teenage boys smell like? 69 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:51,319 [sister] They stink! 70 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:53,788 They stink even when they shower. 71 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,690 Thank you, Sister Margaret Anthony. 72 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:56,991 You make a valid point. 73 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,526 I know. 74 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:01,696 [clears throat] Can you fix this? 75 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,799 Or do I have to take extraordinary measures? 76 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,168 -Pray? -No... 77 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,436 pay. [sighs] 78 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:12,372 -I need it done. -[Sister Clara] How about this? 79 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,842 I will continue working here, and... 80 00:06:14,976 --> 00:06:18,145 you go do whatever you have to do until then. 81 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:20,815 But Kathleen. 82 00:06:22,683 --> 00:06:26,254 [chuckles] God's timing is always perfect. 83 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:30,324 There may be something good that comes out of all this. 84 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:34,394 Why don't you focus on what that could be, hmm? 85 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:35,763 Hmm. 86 00:06:36,264 --> 00:06:37,665 Okay. 87 00:06:38,299 --> 00:06:39,499 Thank you. [sighs] 88 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:44,639 -♪ Happy the man ♪ -[hammer clanging] 89 00:06:44,772 --> 00:06:48,643 ♪ Who learns how to pray ♪ 90 00:06:48,776 --> 00:06:51,411 ♪ Happy the man ♪ 91 00:06:51,545 --> 00:06:55,448 ♪ Who has a burning goal ♪ 92 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:57,985 ♪ Happy the man ♪ 93 00:06:58,185 --> 00:07:01,923 ♪ Whose service needs no pay ♪ 94 00:07:02,056 --> 00:07:03,658 -[knocking at window] -[music stops] 95 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,695 Come on. Wake up in there. 96 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:10,497 -Let's go. -[sighs] I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. 97 00:07:11,399 --> 00:07:13,466 Open the window. 98 00:07:18,272 --> 00:07:19,874 [blows air] 99 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:26,681 Hey man, what time is it? 100 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:27,782 It's time for you to show me 101 00:07:27,915 --> 00:07:29,216 your license and registration. 102 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:30,651 No, seriously. 103 00:07:30,785 --> 00:07:32,954 Buddy, I've never been more serious in my life. 104 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,058 [man] You are a failure, Jake. 105 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,894 It's as simple as that, one big selfish failure! 106 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,363 And oh, and that's the fourth time this month 107 00:07:42,495 --> 00:07:44,665 that you've used the exact same excuse. 108 00:07:44,799 --> 00:07:46,466 And I'm sick of it! 109 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,302 -He'll be ready in just a few minutes. -[man] Sick of it! 110 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:49,770 Uh, is this normal? 111 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:52,039 [scoffs] When he speaks to Jake Bauer, yeah. 112 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,841 [man] No, no, no! Don't. 113 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,943 I give you a chance when no one else will, 114 00:07:56,077 --> 00:07:58,245 and you still have some apparent need to prove me wrong! 115 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:00,247 [Jake] I think you're just reading way too much into it. 116 00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:01,349 I just overslept. 117 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:02,550 Oh, good! Because you're gonna 118 00:08:02,683 --> 00:08:03,851 need all of your energy 119 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,753 when you're looking for a new job. 120 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,487 Oh come on, please don't do this to me. 121 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,757 Jake, do you hear yourself sometimes? 122 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:11,926 Don't do this to you? I didn't do anything to you! 123 00:08:12,059 --> 00:08:14,228 You're doing all of this to yourself! 124 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:16,764 You're the best employee I've ever had, Jake. 125 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,199 You can fix anything... 126 00:08:18,566 --> 00:08:19,633 but yourself, apparently! 127 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,235 -You're fired! -[gasps] 128 00:08:21,369 --> 00:08:22,703 You're fired, go! 129 00:08:23,838 --> 00:08:26,073 Go! Between employees 130 00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:28,075 who don't show up for work, and clients who can't 131 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,044 pay their bills on time, 132 00:08:30,177 --> 00:08:32,346 it's a miracle I can keep my doors open! 133 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,382 -[door slams] -[bright music] 134 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,783 [mumble] 135 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,723 Oh, I-- I read that you have to break eye contact, 136 00:08:42,857 --> 00:08:44,725 or this could go on for months. 137 00:08:44,859 --> 00:08:46,260 Whatever it takes. 138 00:08:51,265 --> 00:08:52,600 -Sister Margaret Anthony, cou-- -[door closes] 139 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:53,834 could you wait for me in the car? 140 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,069 Are you sure? I don't mind. 141 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,771 No, you're gonna hear me say things 142 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,572 that you shouldn't hear your Mother Superior say. 143 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,808 Ooh... Are you gonna swear? 144 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,077 No, I'm gonna beg. 145 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:06,447 Hey, psst. SMA... 146 00:09:06,914 --> 00:09:08,883 This engagement is escalating quickly. 147 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:10,351 I'm gonna need a little cover fire. 148 00:09:10,484 --> 00:09:11,585 When you get to the car, lay down 149 00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:12,753 about 20 Hail Marys for me. 150 00:09:12,887 --> 00:09:14,388 -Roger that. -Just-- 151 00:09:15,056 --> 00:09:16,590 All right, let's just keep this going. 152 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,492 Send in the next bit of bad news. 153 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,462 Sister Kathleen, Mr. Russell will see you now. 154 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,797 Oh. 155 00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,133 Ah, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse. 156 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,569 [chuckling] 157 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,105 So nice to see you, Mr. Russell. 158 00:09:31,906 --> 00:09:34,442 Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. 159 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:37,144 Blessed art thou among women, 160 00:09:37,512 --> 00:09:38,646 and blessed is the fruit 161 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,581 -of thy womb, Jesus. -[Jake grunting] 162 00:09:40,915 --> 00:09:43,084 -[Jake screaming] -Holy Mary, mother of God. 163 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:44,718 Pray for us sinners. 164 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:46,987 Now and in the hour of our death. 165 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,889 Amen. 166 00:09:50,491 --> 00:09:53,060 [Jake groaning] 167 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,695 [door closes] 168 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:55,963 -[sighs] -Well, how'd Mary do? 169 00:09:56,097 --> 00:09:57,631 Are they gonna fix our heater? 170 00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:00,234 Uh, that's a no. 171 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:02,504 There will be no heater fixing 172 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,506 -until there is bill paying. -Oh... 173 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,340 I guess Mary was busy elsewhere. 174 00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:07,675 Yes. 175 00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:09,310 She was probably worried about that guy. 176 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:11,145 [Jake] Come on. 177 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:12,847 [grunting] 178 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,748 All right, you done it. 179 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:16,851 -It's gotta be... -Ha. 180 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:17,751 [Jake] It's gotta be here, come on! 181 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,086 Oh no, no, no. Oh! 182 00:10:19,220 --> 00:10:21,322 Oh no! No, no, no, Hail Mary. 183 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,624 -Hail Mary, full of grace-- -[dramatic music] 184 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,694 [Jake grunting] 185 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,039 -What? -Are you a creeper? 186 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:39,974 What? 187 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,675 I already know you're a drinker, I... 188 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,410 smelled that when you walked past me. 189 00:10:43,677 --> 00:10:44,812 Are you a liar? 190 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,780 Cheat? Are you wanted by the law? 191 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,350 Lady, I-- I don't know what's wrong with you, 192 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,919 but you have the worst timing in the world. 193 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,254 So I've been told. 194 00:10:53,588 --> 00:10:55,456 But what we're dealing with here is God's timing. 195 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,091 Totally different thing. 196 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,792 I don't believe in God. 197 00:10:58,926 --> 00:10:59,927 Well, good news. 198 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,028 He believes in you, 199 00:11:01,162 --> 00:11:02,463 so that's working out fine. 200 00:11:02,997 --> 00:11:05,332 [exhales] Well? 201 00:11:07,636 --> 00:11:09,003 Well, what? 202 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:13,040 Jesus said, "The harvest is truly plentiful, 203 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:15,042 but the laborers are few." 204 00:11:17,111 --> 00:11:19,046 Okay. You're a heater repairman, 205 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,748 and according to Mr. Russell, 206 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:22,416 the best one he's ever hired. 207 00:11:23,652 --> 00:11:27,087 Which makes you the best one he's ever fired. 208 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:29,658 So? 209 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,692 [chuckles] So you're jobless, 210 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,961 and I'm offering you a job. 211 00:11:34,495 --> 00:11:35,496 See? 212 00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,498 God's timing is always perfect. 213 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,334 -Lesson over. -Okay, uh, listen. 214 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,204 Wha-- You got a heating problem, you take it up with him. 215 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,172 Hmm. 216 00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:46,373 Mister Bauer. 217 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,842 He won't give me any more credit. 218 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:50,945 I don't blame him. I owe him too much money. 219 00:11:51,613 --> 00:11:54,215 The students are cold, and my sisters are cold. 220 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:55,883 And we need you, Jake. 221 00:11:56,685 --> 00:11:58,620 It's as simple as that. 222 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:02,122 [Jake shouting indistinctly] 223 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,192 [tools clanging] 224 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,062 I'm sorry, Sisters. I-- 225 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,930 I should have told him to watch his language. 226 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:12,634 [stutters] You know, from a grammatical standpoint, 227 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,704 it's been a very impressive oration. 228 00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:19,273 I've never actually heard that word being used as a-- 229 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,743 a noun, a-- a verb, and a pronoun 230 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,311 all in the same sentence. 231 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:26,947 [Jake grunts] 232 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:29,783 [groans] 233 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,486 [pipes whirring] 234 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,154 [gasps] He's done it! 235 00:12:34,288 --> 00:12:37,024 [gasping] Thank God! [chuckles] 236 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,425 [Jake] Wait a minute. 237 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,861 I wouldn't do the victory dance just yet. 238 00:12:40,995 --> 00:12:42,664 This thing, it's a monster. 239 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,700 You gotta tell your maintenance man to pay more attention to it. 240 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,936 Sister Clara does the best she can. 241 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,772 Sister Clara? 242 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:53,708 This is your job? 243 00:12:54,108 --> 00:12:56,745 I like to think of it more as a penance 244 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,945 than a job. 245 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,314 [speaks foreign language] 246 00:13:00,515 --> 00:13:02,116 Uh, English please, Sister Signe. 247 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,752 Mother, the boys are fighting again! 248 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,319 -Oh. -Oh no. 249 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:08,922 [boys shouting and jeering] 250 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:11,992 [spits] 251 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:16,964 -[boy grunts] -[all shouting] 252 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,199 -[punch thuds] -[groans] 253 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,202 [laughing] Stay down! 254 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,171 -[boy on the floor coughing] -Yeah! 255 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:26,775 Whoo! All right, how am I looking? 256 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,175 Good? Cool, come on. 257 00:13:28,309 --> 00:13:30,277 [boys shouting indistinctly] 258 00:13:31,646 --> 00:13:33,347 [both grunting] 259 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,718 -[man] Boys! Boys, stop! -[all shouting] 260 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,152 Hey, hey, hey, you cannot fight 261 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,920 in front of Jesus! Come on! 262 00:13:40,054 --> 00:13:41,855 -[punch thuds] -[all cheering] 263 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:45,125 Sorry FT, I owe you one. 264 00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,528 Johnny, get back here! 265 00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,862 -[all clapping] -[indistinct chatter] 266 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,566 -[Johnny grunts] -[punch thuds] 267 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,435 -[all cheering] -Yeah! 268 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,604 [both grunting] 269 00:13:56,738 --> 00:13:59,473 Boys! Boys, there's only ten commandments, 270 00:13:59,607 --> 00:14:01,475 and you're breaking, like, four of 'em! 271 00:14:02,076 --> 00:14:04,078 [both grunting] 272 00:14:04,579 --> 00:14:06,080 [grunting] 273 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,585 -Boys, boys! Stop it! -[all shouting] 274 00:14:10,719 --> 00:14:11,952 I said stop! 275 00:14:12,086 --> 00:14:14,121 [boys shouting] 276 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,059 Go ahead, go ahead. Throw the punch. 277 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:20,528 Knocking you into next week 278 00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,764 would be the perfect way to end this crappy day. 279 00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,165 No! That's not gonna happen. 280 00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,334 Johnny, Keith, in my office! 281 00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:28,469 Now. 282 00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,905 The rest of you better get back to class, 283 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,708 or it's gonna be liver for dinner 284 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,410 seven nights a week until Christmas! 285 00:14:36,644 --> 00:14:38,445 [boys screaming] 286 00:14:40,782 --> 00:14:41,850 Yes? 287 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:43,417 I like liver. 288 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,185 Duly noted. 289 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:47,555 Seth, go back to your classroom. 290 00:14:47,689 --> 00:14:48,889 Thank you. 291 00:14:49,557 --> 00:14:50,625 Sisters... 292 00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,359 brothers. 293 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,028 Please make sure everyone's where they need to be. 294 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:02,002 Gentlemen, what are you doing starting fights like that? 295 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,237 Huh? And you. 296 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,006 What are you doing, huh? Why are you doing that? 297 00:15:06,508 --> 00:15:08,475 You know better than that. You're supposed to be-- 298 00:15:08,610 --> 00:15:10,411 -Hey, can I ask you a question? -[Sister Kathleen] But you think... 299 00:15:10,545 --> 00:15:13,113 How do you do it? 300 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:14,816 I'm sorry, what did you say? 301 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:16,518 No, I'm just asking, how do you put up 302 00:15:16,651 --> 00:15:18,152 with these wacky nuns? 303 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,587 I mean, look at her. 304 00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,625 She's in here lecturing these kids like it's 1965. 305 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,460 Every boy is here for a reason. 306 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:28,696 They're lucky she cares so deeply. 307 00:15:29,631 --> 00:15:30,497 Right, of course. 308 00:15:30,698 --> 00:15:32,801 Uh, hey, you know what I'm gonna do? 309 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:36,638 I am gonna give you my phone number, 310 00:15:37,171 --> 00:15:38,773 and I'm gonna tell you why. 311 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,374 Because... 312 00:15:40,508 --> 00:15:42,376 I think you probably have some great nun stories, 313 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:44,044 so why don't you give me a call. 314 00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,946 I'll take you to a nice dinner, 315 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,348 and then you and I can have some laughs. 316 00:15:48,482 --> 00:15:49,584 What do you say? 317 00:15:49,784 --> 00:15:52,520 -[Keith] Yes, Sister. -[Johnny] Yes, Sister. 318 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,159 Oh, yeah right. Right. 319 00:16:01,563 --> 00:16:02,764 [Jake scoffs] 320 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,431 -[chuckles] -Now, where were we? 321 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,066 [Sister Kathleen] Rebecca, could you please 322 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,535 send mister Bauer in? 323 00:16:07,936 --> 00:16:09,036 She's ready for you. 324 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,672 [playful music] 325 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,474 Look at me, I'm in trouble. 326 00:16:13,608 --> 00:16:16,076 -[Rebecca laughs] -I got called into the principal's office. 327 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:18,045 Hey, hey. Seriously. 328 00:16:18,312 --> 00:16:19,547 Call me later. 329 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:25,787 Hey. That secretary of yours is... 330 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,488 wow. 331 00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:28,890 Wow? 332 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,892 Yeah, hey, no offense-- 333 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,760 Uh, before you say anything else, 334 00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:35,062 it-- it's been my experience that when someone 335 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,030 starts a sentence with the phrase, "No offense," 336 00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:38,332 the very next thing out of their mouth 337 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,801 [chuckles] is extremely offensive. 338 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,736 No, what I'm saying is you're a nun, right? 339 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,105 So you would have no idea how hot she is. 340 00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:47,909 Actually, uh, I am not a nun. 341 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,711 Nuns are cloistered. 342 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:51,613 I am a religious sister. 343 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,313 Nor am I blind. 344 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,983 [scoffs] Then you can see how 345 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,017 great-looking she is in that skirt. 346 00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,587 You should see her in her habit. 347 00:16:59,854 --> 00:17:02,055 [playful music] 348 00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:04,258 -Uh, what? -[Jack stutters] 349 00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:07,194 No-- no witty response, mister Bauer? 350 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,963 -[stutters] Wait, what? -Cat got your tongue? 351 00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,464 Yeah, I know. I know. 352 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:12,332 It's hard to imagine such a-- a beautiful woman 353 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,401 would throw her life away like that. 354 00:17:14,536 --> 00:17:16,303 I mean, dedicating the entirety of it... 355 00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:18,138 [sighs] helping the poor and such, 356 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:19,541 it must seem like such a waste 357 00:17:19,674 --> 00:17:22,710 to a man of your extraordinary sensibilities. 358 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,111 [sighs] 359 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,279 -I'm-- -Embarrassed? 360 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,380 -No, I'm-- -Regretful? 361 00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:29,416 Sorry, okay? I'm-- I'm sorry. 362 00:17:29,751 --> 00:17:32,085 You can take that up with Sister Rebecca. 363 00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,453 In the meantime, 364 00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,389 we are grateful for... 365 00:17:35,523 --> 00:17:36,658 [music turns melancholic] 366 00:17:36,791 --> 00:17:38,392 all of your help today. 367 00:17:38,793 --> 00:17:39,894 -Huh? -Hmm. 368 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,229 Oh, the-- Yeah. Look, hey. 369 00:17:42,797 --> 00:17:44,866 You get those knuckleheads to play some football. 370 00:17:44,999 --> 00:17:47,434 That'll burn some of the testosterone off of them. 371 00:17:47,569 --> 00:17:50,137 [chuckles] We're hard pressed to keep the heat on. 372 00:17:50,672 --> 00:17:53,240 Sports is a luxury we can't afford. 373 00:17:54,642 --> 00:17:56,209 I mean, hey, look, I don't know what to tell you, 374 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,679 but you know, kids that age, without something 375 00:17:57,812 --> 00:18:00,682 to distract them, they're gonna find trouble. 376 00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:03,283 Hm. You're right. 377 00:18:04,686 --> 00:18:05,720 [chuckles] 378 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:07,287 You wanna escape, do you? 379 00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,023 -Yes. -[chuckles] 380 00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,526 -[playful music] -That door leads to the hallway. 381 00:18:11,659 --> 00:18:13,327 -[Jake exhales] -Oh, uh. 382 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:15,462 You can apologize to Sister Rebecca, 383 00:18:15,597 --> 00:18:17,097 if-- if you ever see her again. 384 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,232 -Okay, okay. -Hey. 385 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:21,301 Good luck, mister Bauer. 386 00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,571 Thank you. Wait, was it, Sister? 387 00:18:23,805 --> 00:18:25,073 Uh, yeah, Sister's fine. 388 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:27,441 -Sister. Okay, thanks. -You're welcome. 389 00:18:29,010 --> 00:18:30,945 [Sister Kathleen laughing] 390 00:18:31,512 --> 00:18:32,580 -[Rebecca] Kathy? -Yes? 391 00:18:32,714 --> 00:18:34,348 -[Rebecca] Are you okay? -Yeah. 392 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,784 That Jake, he's, uh, quite a character. 393 00:18:36,918 --> 00:18:38,086 [both giggling] 394 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,153 But in the end, he was actually... 395 00:18:40,722 --> 00:18:41,889 Nicer? 396 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:43,323 I was gonna say less of a jerk, 397 00:18:43,457 --> 00:18:45,693 but I like your version better. [laughing] 398 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:46,928 You know, 399 00:18:47,061 --> 00:18:48,228 a man with no purpose 400 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:51,131 [sighs] is just as lost as these kids. 401 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:52,867 He leave you a souvenir? 402 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,636 -[Rebecca] Yeah. -Oh! 403 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,771 Oh, if I had a dollar 404 00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:58,438 for every man that gave you his phone number, 405 00:18:58,573 --> 00:19:00,240 I'd never have to worry about fundraising again. 406 00:19:00,775 --> 00:19:02,409 -She's here. -[Sister Kathleen gasps] 407 00:19:02,543 --> 00:19:03,745 -[bright exciting music] -You lie. 408 00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,747 See for yourself, she's in the library. 409 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,815 -Please bring the thing! -[Rebecca] Okay! 410 00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:10,484 -Ah! -[thud] 411 00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:12,152 Veronica! 412 00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:13,988 Mother Superior. 413 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:15,923 Oh, forgive me, I didn't 414 00:19:16,057 --> 00:19:17,290 realize I was meeting you today. 415 00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:19,961 I would have ironed my veil, or, um... 416 00:19:20,094 --> 00:19:21,461 -I'm sorry. -Oh no, honey. 417 00:19:21,596 --> 00:19:23,163 You're-- you're perfect. 418 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:24,732 There's no need for that. 419 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:26,166 We're very informal here. 420 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,435 You don't even have to wear the habit. It's up to you. 421 00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:30,038 Thank you, Mother Superior, 422 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,973 but I-- I like wearing the habit. 423 00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:34,274 -I love it, actually -[Sister Kathleen chuckles] 424 00:19:34,408 --> 00:19:37,377 I'd feel, I don't know, undressed without it. 425 00:19:37,512 --> 00:19:39,413 Oh, well whatever makes you comfortable. 426 00:19:39,547 --> 00:19:41,616 Uh, Sister Rebecca here doesn't always wear it, 427 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:45,119 and some of our sisters do, and some do sort of. 428 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,888 But I'm like you. 429 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,221 I think it's who I am. 430 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,758 And it scares the boys a little, I hope. 431 00:19:50,892 --> 00:19:52,392 -[Sister Veronica laughs] -Anyway, um... 432 00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,227 as is tradition in our order, 433 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:56,064 we try to find the perfect 434 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,965 welcome gift for our new novice. 435 00:19:58,099 --> 00:19:59,901 You are very special to us, 436 00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:03,071 as we have been praying for a music program. 437 00:20:03,437 --> 00:20:05,940 Every night for five years. [laughing] 438 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,909 [Sister Kathleen] And you finally are the answer 439 00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,644 to those prayers. 440 00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:23,223 I found this at a yard sale when I was a child, 441 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,926 and I had to have it. 442 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:26,761 I think it cost all of 25 cents, 443 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,062 but to me, 444 00:20:28,196 --> 00:20:30,464 it was priceless. Wind it up. 445 00:20:31,065 --> 00:20:32,600 [soft rattling] 446 00:20:33,067 --> 00:20:37,171 [music box playing soft music] 447 00:20:37,304 --> 00:20:39,040 "Make Me a Channel of Your Peace." 448 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,009 Sister, this is one of my favorite hymns. 449 00:20:42,143 --> 00:20:43,978 Oh... Mine too. 450 00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:47,081 I must have listened to it 1000 times. 451 00:20:47,215 --> 00:20:48,348 But it wasn't until years later 452 00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,118 when I finally heard the message, 453 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,686 and the calling. 454 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,554 But you, my dear, [chuckles] 455 00:20:53,688 --> 00:20:55,255 you've already heard that call, 456 00:20:55,757 --> 00:20:58,192 and we're so-- so blessed to have you. 457 00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:00,460 Welcome to Mary Immaculate. 458 00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:03,931 [music fades] 459 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:07,467 [lady] Good evening. 460 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:12,472 -Evening, sir. For one? -I-- I'm good, I'm good. 461 00:21:13,841 --> 00:21:15,076 Hello. 462 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:16,811 This section is closed. 463 00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:19,279 Bull, the entire restaurant's open. 464 00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:22,817 You see that sign? I can just refuse you service. 465 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,886 Right, and if you did, here's what would happen. 466 00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,387 You would miss out on a hefty tip. 467 00:21:27,522 --> 00:21:28,523 Got a little extra money. 468 00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:31,225 I was up at Mary Immaculate. 469 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,860 What'd you do, rob the poor box? 470 00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:34,562 Look, I don't want any of your drama, okay? 471 00:21:34,695 --> 00:21:37,397 You were so drunk last time you were here, 472 00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:39,000 you were an embarrassment. 473 00:21:39,133 --> 00:21:40,568 Just go sit somewhere else. 474 00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,335 I'm not. I'm not moving. 475 00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:43,938 I'm not moving from this spot 476 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:45,973 until I get my dinner. 477 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,375 [groans] You're killing me. 478 00:21:48,509 --> 00:21:49,911 What do you want? 479 00:21:51,112 --> 00:21:53,281 Tonight, I want a hamburger. 480 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,549 A big hamburger. You know, 481 00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,217 one of those hamburgers that's so big 482 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:57,585 that it has to have its own name. 483 00:21:57,718 --> 00:21:58,986 And I want everything on it 484 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,589 except mustard, because I hate mustard. 485 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,460 [lady] Hey Frankie, rush this, will you? 486 00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:09,564 [indistinct chatter in background] 487 00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,634 [sighs] 488 00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,705 So how is everything? 489 00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:21,341 I don't wanna discuss my personal life 490 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:22,877 with someone like you. 491 00:22:30,151 --> 00:22:31,285 I'm sorry. 492 00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:34,255 All right? I'm sorry that I was a little drunk 493 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:36,023 -last time I was here. -[scoffs] 494 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,592 A little drunk? 495 00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:40,328 That's the understatement of the year. 496 00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,495 [Frankie] Charley, order up! 497 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,169 Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. Wait a minute. 498 00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:49,670 I ordered a hamburger. 499 00:22:50,271 --> 00:22:51,438 Really? 500 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,007 Wow, look at that. 501 00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:54,876 Life isn't fair after all. 502 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,487 [bright cheerful music] 503 00:23:07,688 --> 00:23:10,625 [boys chatting indistinctly] 504 00:23:13,995 --> 00:23:16,496 Here you go, Seth! [laughing] Whoo! 505 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:17,765 -[Seth] Pretty good! -Nice! 506 00:23:17,932 --> 00:23:19,300 Maybe you missed your calling. 507 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:21,468 [laughing] Oh heavens, I hope not. 508 00:23:21,636 --> 00:23:24,038 One midlife crisis is enough for anyone. 509 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,607 -Afraid you're stuck with me. -Oh. 510 00:23:27,041 --> 00:23:28,743 Ah, so. Question. 511 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:31,145 Do you two know anything about football? 512 00:23:31,478 --> 00:23:32,412 Betting? Yes. 513 00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:34,414 Playing? Hmm, no. 514 00:23:36,984 --> 00:23:39,587 [stutters] It was before. I mean, nothing recent. 515 00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:41,689 That would be a sin, right? 516 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:43,858 Gambling. 517 00:23:44,225 --> 00:23:45,326 I'm gonna look into that. 518 00:23:45,626 --> 00:23:46,594 I'm your guy. 519 00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:49,530 -Great. -If you wanna start a chess team. 520 00:23:50,364 --> 00:23:52,400 Now football, not so much. 521 00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:53,734 Why are you asking? 522 00:23:53,868 --> 00:23:55,937 Well, it's come to my attention 523 00:23:56,070 --> 00:23:58,639 that, uh, maybe an organized sport 524 00:23:58,773 --> 00:24:00,541 would be good for the boys. 525 00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:02,677 Okay, all right. 526 00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,378 If you want us to, we'll try. I mean, 527 00:24:04,545 --> 00:24:06,247 -we'll figure it out. -[man] Sure. 528 00:24:06,514 --> 00:24:07,949 Really, it's a lot like chess. 529 00:24:08,082 --> 00:24:10,651 As far as I can tell, it's a game of logic, 530 00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:12,452 patience, and manners. 531 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,389 -Kill him! -[TV chatter] 532 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:17,525 [Sportscaster] Sanchez drops back. 533 00:24:17,658 --> 00:24:20,027 Now? Now you're gonna throw it? 534 00:24:20,161 --> 00:24:22,129 -Do it, just do it! -[Jake laughing] 535 00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,831 [Sportscaster] Sanchez scrambles, can he throw it? 536 00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,232 He can't! Oh, it's a fumble! 537 00:24:25,366 --> 00:24:26,701 McCoy kicked the ball out. 538 00:24:26,834 --> 00:24:27,735 It's a wild struggle. Looks like... 539 00:24:27,868 --> 00:24:29,203 I told you, every time. 540 00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,439 He holds it like he's waiting for a bus. 541 00:24:31,572 --> 00:24:32,907 He just holds it in the pocket 542 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,010 against his defense every single time. 543 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,278 Rhonda, my darling. 544 00:24:37,411 --> 00:24:38,612 A round for everybody. 545 00:24:38,746 --> 00:24:40,681 Get the Beast, get Irish Bobby here, 546 00:24:40,815 --> 00:24:43,684 the Big John, get Shizzy, get the Crusher. 547 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,219 Don't mind if I do. 548 00:24:45,353 --> 00:24:46,454 Oh, I can get used to this. 549 00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:48,022 Oh, that's great. 550 00:24:48,389 --> 00:24:51,792 Nice. No! Look, look! [laughing] 551 00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,661 What? 552 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,897 [tense dramatic music] 553 00:24:57,598 --> 00:25:00,701 [players grunting] 554 00:25:01,469 --> 00:25:02,703 [camera shutters flashing] 555 00:25:02,837 --> 00:25:04,872 [music increases then halts] 556 00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:09,710 [grunts] 557 00:25:12,079 --> 00:25:13,214 [panting] 558 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:17,551 [gentle uplifting music] 559 00:25:17,752 --> 00:25:19,687 [birds chirping] 560 00:25:20,421 --> 00:25:21,722 [phone ringing] 561 00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:26,193 [groans] 562 00:25:27,661 --> 00:25:29,163 Hell-- [sighs] 563 00:25:29,563 --> 00:25:31,032 -[sighs] -[thud] 564 00:25:32,299 --> 00:25:33,267 [sighs] 565 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:35,002 -[phone beeps] -Hello? 566 00:25:35,136 --> 00:25:36,804 Uh, good morning, mister Bauer. 567 00:25:36,937 --> 00:25:39,440 I-- I hope I'm not calling too early. 568 00:25:39,573 --> 00:25:41,942 It-- It seems we need you again. 569 00:25:42,076 --> 00:25:45,713 And luckily, I filed your number someplace handy. 570 00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:52,053 [music continues] 571 00:26:02,730 --> 00:26:03,964 [Sister Clara] Mister Bauer! 572 00:26:04,098 --> 00:26:06,767 I'm gonna turn the water on now, okay? 573 00:26:06,901 --> 00:26:08,803 [Jake] What? No, wait, Sister, I'm not ready yet! 574 00:26:08,936 --> 00:26:10,604 -[water spraying] -[Jake yelping] 575 00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:16,043 Sister! 576 00:26:16,744 --> 00:26:18,712 Sisters, I have more paper towels. 577 00:26:18,846 --> 00:26:20,549 Thank you, Sister. Just put it there. 578 00:26:20,681 --> 00:26:21,649 -Thank you, Sister. -Now look, 579 00:26:21,782 --> 00:26:22,783 I wanna tell you something. 580 00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:23,918 These lead pipes are 581 00:26:24,051 --> 00:26:25,686 always gonna give you hell. 582 00:26:26,487 --> 00:26:28,389 -Heck. -[sisters chuckle] 583 00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:29,723 Trouble, whatever, whatever. 584 00:26:29,857 --> 00:26:31,392 Look, I got a question for you. 585 00:26:31,526 --> 00:26:32,860 You got an all-boys school here. 586 00:26:32,993 --> 00:26:35,629 Why do you have to open up this girl's bathroom? 587 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:38,265 Because Sister Kathleen asked us to. 588 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:39,700 And she said it was important. 589 00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,335 And we're obedient. 590 00:26:41,735 --> 00:26:44,371 -[Jake] Oh. Thank you. -You're welcome. 591 00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:47,007 Oh, it's a special project, mister Bauer. 592 00:26:47,141 --> 00:26:49,110 Uh, something has come up, and I'm just trying 593 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:50,811 to find the appropriate solution. 594 00:26:50,945 --> 00:26:53,080 Well, I'm gonna tell you this right now. 595 00:26:53,214 --> 00:26:55,049 If you're gonna really use this toilet, 596 00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:57,284 you're gonna have to repipe the entire thing with copper, 597 00:26:57,418 --> 00:26:58,953 and you're very lucky the storm line 598 00:26:59,086 --> 00:27:01,255 -did not blow. -Amen, brother. 599 00:27:01,622 --> 00:27:03,224 That's all something you can do? 600 00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:04,992 I can do anything. 601 00:27:06,360 --> 00:27:07,761 May I show you something? 602 00:27:16,203 --> 00:27:17,838 [Sister Kathleen clears throat] 603 00:27:18,772 --> 00:27:21,675 Clearly, we need help here. 604 00:27:23,077 --> 00:27:25,312 I don't have a lot of money, but I-- I could pay you 605 00:27:25,446 --> 00:27:27,314 a livable wage, 606 00:27:27,516 --> 00:27:30,619 that is if you would consider living here 607 00:27:30,851 --> 00:27:33,020 in lieu of some of that wage 608 00:27:33,754 --> 00:27:35,089 that I don't have. 609 00:27:36,190 --> 00:27:38,459 What is this, where you send the bad nuns? 610 00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:43,532 A, number one, there are no bad religious sisters 611 00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:46,100 in my order, and B, number two, 612 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:48,035 it used to belong to the former caretaker. 613 00:27:48,169 --> 00:27:50,738 Yeah. What, did he quit on ya? 614 00:27:51,172 --> 00:27:52,239 No, died. 615 00:27:52,641 --> 00:27:54,175 Right where you're sitting, as a matter of fact. 616 00:27:54,308 --> 00:27:56,710 -What? Come on! -[Sister Kathleen chuckles] 617 00:27:57,678 --> 00:27:59,280 Why are you doing this? 618 00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:00,615 Doing what? 619 00:28:01,115 --> 00:28:03,518 You know exactly what you're doing. 620 00:28:03,652 --> 00:28:04,685 [Sister Kathleen chuckles] 621 00:28:05,019 --> 00:28:06,655 Jesus said, "Whatsoever you do 622 00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:08,189 -to the least of my brothers--" -[Jake] Wait a minute, 623 00:28:08,322 --> 00:28:09,490 -hold on. -[school bell ringing] 624 00:28:09,624 --> 00:28:11,458 I don't need your charity, 625 00:28:11,593 --> 00:28:13,093 or your Jesus quotes. 626 00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:19,601 You know where I'd like to live, mister Bauer? 627 00:28:19,733 --> 00:28:20,968 Anywhere but this dump? 628 00:28:21,101 --> 00:28:22,303 [Sister Kathleen chuckles] 629 00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:23,804 I'd like to live in a world 630 00:28:23,938 --> 00:28:25,839 where doing the right thing is a given, 631 00:28:26,608 --> 00:28:29,710 and not second guess by sinning, such as yourself. 632 00:28:32,413 --> 00:28:33,548 Okay, fine. 633 00:28:33,682 --> 00:28:35,216 You need a reason for me to be nice to you? 634 00:28:35,349 --> 00:28:36,383 How about this? 635 00:28:36,518 --> 00:28:38,018 If something goes wrong, 636 00:28:38,152 --> 00:28:39,621 it would be easier for me 637 00:28:39,753 --> 00:28:41,922 if you were already on the premises. 638 00:28:42,624 --> 00:28:44,024 [playful music] 639 00:28:44,191 --> 00:28:45,292 I don't know what to tell you. You know, the place 640 00:28:45,426 --> 00:28:47,094 that I live now, I mean, [chuckles] 641 00:28:47,228 --> 00:28:49,430 -I've been there a long time. -[Sister Kathleen] Hm. 642 00:28:49,698 --> 00:28:51,666 I am one of their favorite tenants. 643 00:28:51,799 --> 00:28:54,034 [chuckles] I don't doubt that. 644 00:28:54,168 --> 00:28:56,136 [school bell ringing] 645 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,204 Okay. 646 00:28:57,338 --> 00:28:59,507 I'll ask 'em if I can break my lease. 647 00:28:59,641 --> 00:29:00,808 [Sister Kathleen] Oh, ooh. 648 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:03,744 Uh, of course, there are rules. 649 00:29:03,944 --> 00:29:05,614 [whispers] Made to be broken. 650 00:29:06,046 --> 00:29:07,781 Do you wanna know a secret? 651 00:29:08,882 --> 00:29:11,452 When we take our final vows as sisters, 652 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:14,088 we get to pick one superpower. 653 00:29:14,755 --> 00:29:17,291 Now, some sisters choose eyes in the back of their head. 654 00:29:17,525 --> 00:29:18,826 Others can read minds. 655 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:21,061 But me, I chose the hearing of a bat. 656 00:29:21,195 --> 00:29:22,564 I hear everything. So, 657 00:29:22,697 --> 00:29:25,799 no, these rules were not made to be broken. 658 00:29:25,966 --> 00:29:27,034 They were made to be followed, 659 00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,637 like the Ten Commandments. 660 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:30,104 While you are on these premises, 661 00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:32,239 there's to be no drugs, no alcohol, [chuckles] 662 00:29:32,540 --> 00:29:34,475 absolutely no hanky-panky. 663 00:29:35,376 --> 00:29:36,578 No fun. 664 00:29:36,810 --> 00:29:38,312 Welcome to my life. 665 00:29:40,414 --> 00:29:43,217 Oh, uh, and uh, we decided that you were right, 666 00:29:43,350 --> 00:29:44,753 and the football team is a good idea, so 667 00:29:44,885 --> 00:29:45,986 maybe you could get that going 668 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,121 with the brothers too, huh? 669 00:29:47,555 --> 00:29:49,990 I don't know nothing about football. 670 00:29:53,494 --> 00:29:55,630 Two weeks ago, you're Knute Rockne, 671 00:29:55,764 --> 00:29:58,932 and today, you know nothing about football? 672 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:00,434 Okay, listen. 673 00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:01,736 If you want a caretaker, 674 00:30:01,869 --> 00:30:04,171 I'll be your caretaker, fine. 675 00:30:04,305 --> 00:30:06,473 But I am not coaching a football team. 676 00:30:14,948 --> 00:30:16,417 Are you sure that's right? 677 00:30:18,152 --> 00:30:19,688 Uh, gentlemen? 678 00:30:19,820 --> 00:30:21,288 You remember mister Bauer? 679 00:30:21,690 --> 00:30:24,258 He is now joining us as our new maintenance man. 680 00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:26,026 Could you please give him the nickel tour? 681 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,494 I'm needed elsewhere. 682 00:30:27,662 --> 00:30:29,063 Of course, Sister. 683 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,598 Thank you. 684 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,868 [Sister Margaret] Oh, Sister Kathleen. May I speak with you? 685 00:30:35,002 --> 00:30:36,370 [Sister Kathleen] How can I help, Sister Margaret? 686 00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,539 Hey. 687 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,774 You got 12 players there. 688 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:41,308 You can only have 11. 689 00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:44,044 You sure? 690 00:30:44,378 --> 00:30:45,580 Pretty sure. 691 00:30:50,719 --> 00:30:52,554 Hugs or kisses? 692 00:30:52,687 --> 00:30:55,089 -[soft music] -What? 693 00:30:55,456 --> 00:30:57,358 Hugs or kisses? 694 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:00,894 Um. Um. 695 00:31:01,495 --> 00:31:03,097 Hug? Wait, what? 696 00:31:03,230 --> 00:31:06,166 No. The-- Offense! 697 00:31:07,401 --> 00:31:09,937 There's a-- On the end, the zero on the end. 698 00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,372 Erase it. 699 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:16,477 Oh yeah! That is so much better! 700 00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:18,580 What would you like to see first? 701 00:31:19,681 --> 00:31:20,749 The exit? 702 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:21,816 [music fades] 703 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:23,685 This is our library. 704 00:31:23,818 --> 00:31:25,352 [school bell ringing] 705 00:31:25,486 --> 00:31:26,920 [Sister Rebecca] Hello, Mister Bauer. 706 00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,491 FT! 707 00:31:31,058 --> 00:31:33,762 -Fathers. Pardon me. -How's it going? 708 00:31:33,894 --> 00:31:36,029 -FT, you're the man! -I'm gonna get that paper tomorrow, FT! 709 00:31:36,163 --> 00:31:37,665 Yeah, you better! 710 00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:40,568 Hey, can I ask you a question? 711 00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:42,302 No, this is not a dress. 712 00:31:42,771 --> 00:31:44,506 -Wait, what? -[laughing] I'm just kidding. 713 00:31:44,639 --> 00:31:46,273 -Go ahead, ask away. -[school bell ringing] 714 00:31:46,407 --> 00:31:47,876 Well, why do you let these little jerks 715 00:31:48,008 --> 00:31:49,176 insult you like that? 716 00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:51,211 What do you-- What do you mean? 717 00:31:51,345 --> 00:31:53,748 Well, what are they calling you? They're calling you... 718 00:31:53,882 --> 00:31:55,583 -Fatty? -Fatty? 719 00:31:55,983 --> 00:31:57,251 Oh! [both laughing] 720 00:31:57,384 --> 00:31:58,820 You don't understand. 721 00:31:58,952 --> 00:32:00,287 I'm Father Anthony Michael, 722 00:32:00,421 --> 00:32:02,489 and he's Father Michael Anthony. 723 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,759 It was very confusing at first. 724 00:32:04,893 --> 00:32:06,193 I teach English lit. 725 00:32:06,427 --> 00:32:07,896 We were studying Robin Hood, 726 00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:10,497 and one year, the boys started to call me Friar Tuck. 727 00:32:11,131 --> 00:32:12,466 Like in the book. 728 00:32:12,933 --> 00:32:14,067 -Like in the book? -Mm-hmm. 729 00:32:14,301 --> 00:32:16,136 So that nickname stuck, 730 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:19,039 and of course, kids are incredibly lazy, 731 00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:20,608 so they shortened it. 732 00:32:20,742 --> 00:32:23,177 Friar Tuck, FT. 733 00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:26,480 [laughs] 734 00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:27,715 Wait a minute. You-- 735 00:32:27,849 --> 00:32:29,584 You guys are putting me on, right? 736 00:32:29,717 --> 00:32:31,218 [all laugh] 737 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,854 Chapel's this way. 738 00:32:32,986 --> 00:32:35,255 [Jake laughing] 739 00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:38,660 [organ music playing] 740 00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:44,465 [father Anthony] Gorgeous, isn't it? 741 00:32:44,899 --> 00:32:45,999 Yeah, I guess so. 742 00:32:46,467 --> 00:32:48,168 Can't you feel the presence of God here? 743 00:32:48,703 --> 00:32:51,739 Uh, you know, God's not really my deal. 744 00:32:52,774 --> 00:32:53,974 That's sad. 745 00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:57,311 Listen, um, I'm not just another pretty face. 746 00:32:57,712 --> 00:33:00,047 I have a degree in world religion, and... 747 00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:01,482 a few others, so... 748 00:33:01,616 --> 00:33:03,350 talk to me when you wanna learn about God. 749 00:33:03,818 --> 00:33:05,620 Or medieval fashion choices. 750 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:07,354 [laugh] 751 00:33:08,188 --> 00:33:09,557 You guys. 752 00:33:10,457 --> 00:33:11,659 [sighs] 753 00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:14,161 I get it. 754 00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:17,866 For guys like you, a place like this, 755 00:33:18,365 --> 00:33:21,703 yeah, I mean, I guess maybe you could feel God. 756 00:33:23,237 --> 00:33:24,772 But I got bad news for you. 757 00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:28,041 For the rest of us slobs out there in the real world, 758 00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:31,011 He ain't never around when you need him. 759 00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,454 [bright holiday music] 760 00:33:41,689 --> 00:33:44,057 [vehicles whooshing] 761 00:33:48,095 --> 00:33:49,496 [waitresses giggling] 762 00:33:50,665 --> 00:33:51,799 What is so funny? 763 00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:54,569 Oh, did I forget to mention that he's here? 764 00:33:54,702 --> 00:33:56,871 Well, he didn't think you were here, 765 00:33:57,005 --> 00:33:58,071 but don't worry. 766 00:33:58,205 --> 00:33:59,674 I told him you'd be right back. 767 00:34:00,107 --> 00:34:01,308 -[both laughing] -Funny, girls. 768 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:03,043 Really, very funny. 769 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,482 -Talk to me. -So, guess what? 770 00:34:08,616 --> 00:34:10,183 -I got a new job, I-- -I... 771 00:34:10,317 --> 00:34:12,052 don't really mean, "Talk to me." 772 00:34:12,185 --> 00:34:14,221 I mean, "What do you wanna eat?" 773 00:34:14,522 --> 00:34:16,156 No, I'm gonna work up at that school, 774 00:34:16,290 --> 00:34:18,091 -that Mary Immaculate-- -[Charley] Your order 775 00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:20,294 -please. -All right, um... 776 00:34:20,460 --> 00:34:23,397 How about a-- a hot dog today, no mustard. 777 00:34:23,698 --> 00:34:25,465 Anyway, that place-- those-- they're crazy-- 778 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,402 Look, I seriously have no interest in your life. 779 00:34:28,536 --> 00:34:32,006 I just wanna get you your food so you can leave 780 00:34:32,139 --> 00:34:33,675 -forever. -Is there a problem here? 781 00:34:34,107 --> 00:34:35,142 Uh... 782 00:34:35,275 --> 00:34:36,376 No, Clark Kent. 783 00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:37,745 There's no problem here. 784 00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:39,313 I'm having a simple conversation 785 00:34:39,446 --> 00:34:40,748 with this waitress. 786 00:34:40,882 --> 00:34:42,215 Well, I happened to notice that every time 787 00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:44,084 you talk to her, she gets... 788 00:34:44,217 --> 00:34:45,653 agitated. 789 00:34:46,219 --> 00:34:47,622 Thank you, Brian. 790 00:34:48,388 --> 00:34:49,757 Think I can handle him. 791 00:34:51,926 --> 00:34:53,628 [Brian] Let me know if you need anything. 792 00:34:54,194 --> 00:34:55,395 Oh, and Brian? 793 00:34:56,430 --> 00:34:58,800 Could you tell Frank to rush this? 794 00:35:00,568 --> 00:35:01,468 Brian. 795 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:03,203 Of course his name is Brian. 796 00:35:03,437 --> 00:35:05,405 I think Brian likes you. 797 00:35:05,807 --> 00:35:06,808 Why me? 798 00:35:06,941 --> 00:35:08,442 Okay, why do you torture me? 799 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:09,978 Well, I don't really have any other friends. 800 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,846 Other friends? 801 00:35:11,980 --> 00:35:14,082 Don't say other friends, okay? 802 00:35:14,214 --> 00:35:15,650 I am not your friend. 803 00:35:15,783 --> 00:35:19,186 I am merely just a waitress that you torment. 804 00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:21,055 That is all that connects us, 805 00:35:21,221 --> 00:35:22,890 and will ever connect us. 806 00:35:23,057 --> 00:35:25,560 You know what? Have you heard about the new restaurant 807 00:35:25,693 --> 00:35:27,260 that opened up across town? 808 00:35:27,394 --> 00:35:28,428 It's wonderful. 809 00:35:28,563 --> 00:35:30,430 I've been, okay? What I'm gonna do 810 00:35:30,565 --> 00:35:32,165 is I'm gonna get you a gift certificate 811 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:34,569 if you promise to never, 812 00:35:35,036 --> 00:35:37,137 ever come back here again. 813 00:35:37,270 --> 00:35:38,305 [plate thuds] 814 00:35:38,539 --> 00:35:39,874 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 815 00:35:40,008 --> 00:35:41,174 Oh. Hey, hey buddy. 816 00:35:41,308 --> 00:35:42,944 I ordered a hot dog. 817 00:35:43,176 --> 00:35:44,478 [Jake sputters] 818 00:35:50,051 --> 00:35:53,420 ♪ Shepherds, why this jubilee ♪ 819 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:57,659 ♪ Why these songs Of happy cheer ♪ 820 00:35:57,859 --> 00:36:01,663 ♪ What great brightness Did you see ♪ 821 00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:05,933 ♪ What glad tidings Did you hear ♪ 822 00:36:06,067 --> 00:36:14,142 ♪ Gloria ♪ 823 00:36:14,274 --> 00:36:16,077 ♪ In excelsis deo ♪ 824 00:36:16,209 --> 00:36:18,445 -[Sister Kathleen] Oh! -[all laugh] 825 00:36:18,579 --> 00:36:22,984 ♪ Gloria ♪ 826 00:36:23,117 --> 00:36:25,285 -Sister. -I'm awake! 827 00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:27,220 Sister, have a cookie. 828 00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:28,923 It'll keep you awake. 829 00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:31,559 [Sister Kathleen] Three, two... 830 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:33,260 ...one. 831 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:36,998 ♪ Come to Bethlehem and see ♪ 832 00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:40,768 ♪ Him whose birth Made the angels sing ♪ 833 00:36:40,902 --> 00:36:41,836 Merry Christmas. 834 00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:43,203 Oh, merry Christmas. 835 00:36:43,336 --> 00:36:45,540 [sisters] Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas! 836 00:36:45,673 --> 00:36:47,141 [Sister Rebecca] Merry Christmas! 837 00:36:47,274 --> 00:36:49,777 ♪ Christ, the Lord The newborn king ♪ 838 00:36:49,911 --> 00:36:55,983 ♪ Gloria ♪ 839 00:36:56,117 --> 00:36:58,152 [birds chirping] 840 00:36:58,351 --> 00:37:02,289 ♪ In excelsis deo ♪ 841 00:37:02,422 --> 00:37:10,631 ♪ Gloria ♪ 842 00:37:10,832 --> 00:37:18,906 ♪ In excelsis deo ♪ 843 00:37:19,574 --> 00:37:21,943 [boys chatting] 844 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:29,884 Ah, looking good, Mr. B. 845 00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:31,586 [soft chuckle] 846 00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:33,286 "The same measure that you use, 847 00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:35,355 it will be measured back to you." 848 00:37:35,857 --> 00:37:36,924 Jesus. 849 00:37:38,226 --> 00:37:41,195 "You got time to lean, you got time to clean." 850 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:42,362 My old man. 851 00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:44,364 [Sister Kathleen chuckles] Mm. 852 00:37:44,498 --> 00:37:46,433 [bright music] 853 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:53,608 [boys shouting] 854 00:37:53,741 --> 00:37:57,245 So, how long are you gonna let these boys struggle 855 00:37:57,377 --> 00:37:58,746 before you help them? 856 00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,947 [playful music] 857 00:38:00,548 --> 00:38:02,884 I told you, I don't know nothing about football. 858 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:04,719 Big guy like you? 859 00:38:05,019 --> 00:38:06,854 You didn't play football in high school? 860 00:38:07,121 --> 00:38:08,122 N-O spells no. 861 00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,657 How many times I gotta tell ya? 862 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:11,225 -Mm. -I was very busy in high school 863 00:38:11,358 --> 00:38:12,492 with a lot of other things! 864 00:38:12,627 --> 00:38:14,128 Oh. Like what? 865 00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,329 Like a lot of things. 866 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,398 Key Club? School paper? 867 00:38:18,533 --> 00:38:19,934 Prom committee? 868 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:21,235 Theater? 869 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:23,436 -Yeah, that one. Theater. -Theater? Really? 870 00:38:23,571 --> 00:38:25,006 -Yes, really. -[Sister Kathleen] Oh. 871 00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:28,743 You being a theater guy, uh... 872 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:32,479 I was just wondering what your favorite Broadway show is. 873 00:38:36,449 --> 00:38:37,852 They're all really good. 874 00:38:38,451 --> 00:38:40,254 Yeah, but every theater guy 875 00:38:40,387 --> 00:38:41,856 has his favorite, right? 876 00:38:44,659 --> 00:38:47,562 I like that, um-- I like that cowboy one. 877 00:38:48,395 --> 00:38:49,396 Oklahoma? 878 00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:50,665 No, not Oklahoma, the-- 879 00:38:50,798 --> 00:38:52,432 the other one, the famous one. 880 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:54,235 A western. 881 00:38:54,367 --> 00:38:56,369 Uh, Western Side Story. 882 00:38:57,337 --> 00:38:59,674 Oh, you mean West Side Story. 883 00:39:00,041 --> 00:39:01,242 -Yes. -Sure. 884 00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:02,877 Cowboy musical. 885 00:39:03,044 --> 00:39:04,579 -Yes. -Right. 886 00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:07,447 -Were you in it? -[playful music] 887 00:39:07,748 --> 00:39:09,317 I was in it. I did that one a lot. 888 00:39:09,517 --> 00:39:10,952 [chuckling] 889 00:39:11,285 --> 00:39:12,553 Did you, uh-- 890 00:39:12,687 --> 00:39:14,421 did you get to ride one of the horses in it? 891 00:39:15,289 --> 00:39:16,557 Of course I rode the horse. 892 00:39:16,691 --> 00:39:18,092 I was the main guy in the play, wasn't I? 893 00:39:18,226 --> 00:39:20,294 That's who gets to ride the horse in the play. 894 00:39:20,427 --> 00:39:22,196 -Hmm, in West Side Story? -Yes! 895 00:39:22,330 --> 00:39:23,764 Now can I get back to work? 896 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,167 Dumb question. 897 00:39:26,399 --> 00:39:28,468 Who do you think gets to ride the horse in the play? 898 00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:29,937 The guy with the big part, 899 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:31,706 that's who rides the horse. That's me! 900 00:39:31,839 --> 00:39:33,406 I don't even know why you gotta ask. 901 00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,676 What do you think, I'd take a little part in a dumb play? 902 00:39:36,043 --> 00:39:37,444 Hey. Me again. 903 00:39:37,945 --> 00:39:39,247 I'm just spit balling here. 904 00:39:39,479 --> 00:39:40,447 What do you say we forget 905 00:39:40,581 --> 00:39:41,649 all about this football thing 906 00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:43,117 and start a theater company? 907 00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:44,986 I-- I would love to see your production 908 00:39:45,119 --> 00:39:46,087 of West Side Story. 909 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:47,588 I-- I think it would be 910 00:39:47,722 --> 00:39:50,124 very entertaining. [chuckles] 911 00:39:50,258 --> 00:39:51,458 And historic. 912 00:39:56,063 --> 00:39:57,798 [exhales deeply] 913 00:40:00,701 --> 00:40:02,103 [whistle blowing] 914 00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:07,608 Put on more patties. 915 00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:09,442 They're eating a lot today. 916 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,279 Good afternoon, Sisters. 917 00:40:11,444 --> 00:40:13,413 [exhales] This is an exciting day. 918 00:40:13,981 --> 00:40:16,150 Ooh, that smells delicious. 919 00:40:16,284 --> 00:40:17,952 -Hello, Mother. -Hello. 920 00:40:18,185 --> 00:40:19,587 May I fix you a plate? 921 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,522 -Um. -It's Americana day. 922 00:40:21,656 --> 00:40:23,591 Hot dogs and hamburgers. Very tasty. 923 00:40:23,724 --> 00:40:25,359 I'll graze a little later. 924 00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:28,896 Okay, one fry, so as not to insult the chef. 925 00:40:29,030 --> 00:40:31,966 -[all laugh] -Mm, Sister Margaret Anthony. 926 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:34,835 -Punctual, as usual. -That's what I do. 927 00:40:34,969 --> 00:40:35,970 Hello, Jess. 928 00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,138 Hello, Sister. 929 00:40:38,339 --> 00:40:41,208 Oh, uh, good afternoon, Sister Kathleen! 930 00:40:42,977 --> 00:40:45,646 [all] Good afternoon, Sister Kathleen. 931 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:49,717 Thank you all for that very perfunctory greeting. 932 00:40:50,518 --> 00:40:51,752 Please sit. 933 00:40:52,653 --> 00:40:54,655 [chairs and wood creaking] 934 00:40:57,490 --> 00:41:00,027 It is rare that we are blessed with a new student 935 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:01,529 this late in the year, 936 00:41:01,662 --> 00:41:02,730 but we are. 937 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,266 So please help me celebrate that today, 938 00:41:05,399 --> 00:41:08,336 we have a new member of our Mary Immaculate family. 939 00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:10,538 This new student is Jess. 940 00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:14,909 [all snickering and muttering] 941 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:17,044 Gentlemen! 942 00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:21,949 Jess is now one of our family, 943 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:23,918 and I expect Jess 944 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:25,252 to feel welcome. 945 00:41:26,387 --> 00:41:27,421 Enjoy. 946 00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:28,956 Thank you. 947 00:41:30,825 --> 00:41:34,161 Brothers, Sisters, please join me in the hallway. 948 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:36,530 Please, get to know one another. 949 00:41:38,332 --> 00:41:40,134 [boys chatting] 950 00:41:40,434 --> 00:41:41,669 And who knows? 951 00:41:41,969 --> 00:41:44,505 There might be more girls in the future. 952 00:41:50,044 --> 00:41:51,779 [shushes] 953 00:41:58,219 --> 00:42:00,121 [boys chatting] 954 00:42:00,454 --> 00:42:01,856 Oh, this seat's reserved. 955 00:42:01,989 --> 00:42:04,125 -Yeah, sorry. Not happening. -[boy] Bye! 956 00:42:04,258 --> 00:42:05,259 [groans] 957 00:42:05,559 --> 00:42:06,827 Remind me to punch Johnny in the nose 958 00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:08,295 on my next day off. 959 00:42:08,429 --> 00:42:09,730 -Um. -Don't worry, 960 00:42:09,864 --> 00:42:11,732 -she never takes a day off. -Oh. 961 00:42:12,333 --> 00:42:14,135 [boys chatting] 962 00:42:18,739 --> 00:42:19,740 [clears throat] 963 00:42:19,874 --> 00:42:21,175 Seat's taken, sweetie. 964 00:42:22,243 --> 00:42:23,644 Sorry. 965 00:42:28,983 --> 00:42:31,485 Hi, Jess. You can sit with us, if you want. 966 00:42:31,619 --> 00:42:33,254 We always have room at our table 967 00:42:33,921 --> 00:42:35,222 [boys laughing] 968 00:42:37,992 --> 00:42:39,460 Blessed are the meek. 969 00:42:39,693 --> 00:42:41,629 -Mmm. -That's so sweet of him. 970 00:42:53,808 --> 00:42:55,242 [church bell tolling] 971 00:42:58,612 --> 00:43:00,748 [soft cheerful music] 972 00:43:09,490 --> 00:43:11,225 Hey, how's it going today? 973 00:43:11,526 --> 00:43:12,960 Better. Thank you, Sister. 974 00:43:13,094 --> 00:43:14,128 Oh, good. 975 00:43:14,261 --> 00:43:15,663 I thought he'd help you. 976 00:43:16,630 --> 00:43:19,100 Well, no time like the present. 977 00:43:20,067 --> 00:43:23,204 Wait, you have to go to Confession? 978 00:43:23,404 --> 00:43:25,106 [chuckles] 979 00:43:25,372 --> 00:43:26,575 Constantly. 980 00:43:26,874 --> 00:43:28,776 -Mm. -[soft chuckle] 981 00:43:35,116 --> 00:43:36,784 -[Jake] Hello. -[Sister Kathleen] Bless me, Father, 982 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:38,219 for I have sinned. 983 00:43:44,859 --> 00:43:46,193 [music continues] 984 00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:56,337 You were really in there a long time. 985 00:43:57,037 --> 00:43:59,140 Stick it where the sun don't shine. 986 00:44:01,041 --> 00:44:02,243 [groans] 987 00:44:11,685 --> 00:44:13,087 Hi, me again. 988 00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:17,024 [laughs] 989 00:44:21,428 --> 00:44:22,496 [crickets chirping] 990 00:44:22,631 --> 00:44:25,266 [music box playing music] 991 00:44:33,575 --> 00:44:34,875 Oh. [laughing] 992 00:44:35,009 --> 00:44:37,111 I'm sorry, I just have to get the garbage. 993 00:44:37,244 --> 00:44:38,445 Oh, of course. 994 00:44:43,618 --> 00:44:44,818 It's beautiful, isn't it? 995 00:44:45,286 --> 00:44:47,154 Oh, yeah, I mean, I guess so. 996 00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:48,956 It's the Prayer of Saint Francis. 997 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:51,125 Mother Superior gave it to me. 998 00:44:52,393 --> 00:44:55,462 "Where there is despair in life, let me bring hope. 999 00:44:55,896 --> 00:44:57,498 Where there is darkness, 1000 00:44:57,731 --> 00:44:59,568 only light. 1001 00:44:59,700 --> 00:45:01,268 And when there's sadness, 1002 00:45:02,336 --> 00:45:03,437 ever joy." 1003 00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:05,739 I love that. 1004 00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:09,343 Mister Bauer? 1005 00:45:11,145 --> 00:45:14,748 [breathing heavily, sobbing] 1006 00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:18,052 [Jake laughs] 1007 00:45:18,185 --> 00:45:21,288 -Spread out! Spread out! -Oh no. 1008 00:45:21,422 --> 00:45:23,057 -Let's see what you got. -Let her rip! 1009 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:24,258 All right, hold on, hold on. 1010 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:27,094 -Let her rip. -Hold on, okay. 1011 00:45:27,228 --> 00:45:29,029 -Let's go. Beer over the head. -All right. 1012 00:45:29,163 --> 00:45:30,431 -Beer over the head. -All right. 1013 00:45:30,565 --> 00:45:32,266 -Be brilliant, now. -Come on, let's see 1014 00:45:32,399 --> 00:45:34,068 -All right, show us what you got! -Yeah, yeah! 1015 00:45:34,201 --> 00:45:35,202 -Over the head! -Show us what you got! 1016 00:45:35,336 --> 00:45:37,071 -Yeah, yeah, yeah! -Whoa! 1017 00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:40,874 Oh, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1018 00:45:41,008 --> 00:45:42,276 Whoa, that's pretty good. 1019 00:45:42,409 --> 00:45:44,044 That's pretty good, that's pretty good. 1020 00:45:44,178 --> 00:45:47,081 I'm gonna show you how to make the one a none. 1021 00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:49,950 -Yeah? All right. -Check this out. Watch the master. 1022 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,185 Save the best, save the best. 1023 00:45:51,318 --> 00:45:53,287 -Watch the master. -Okay. 1024 00:45:53,588 --> 00:45:54,788 Here we go now. 1025 00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:58,526 Abracadabra-cadeebra! 1026 00:45:58,660 --> 00:46:00,227 Slide her in! 1027 00:46:00,361 --> 00:46:01,228 Ow! 1028 00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:03,464 -[man] Oh! -[Jake laughing] 1029 00:46:03,598 --> 00:46:05,466 Nice shot, but it don't count. 1030 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,635 You cheated. 1031 00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:08,202 Your beer wasn't above your head. 1032 00:46:08,335 --> 00:46:09,870 See, he's a big church guy now, 1033 00:46:10,004 --> 00:46:11,706 but he still cheats at shuffleboard. [laughing] 1034 00:46:11,839 --> 00:46:13,340 -That's right. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1035 00:46:13,474 --> 00:46:14,542 I-- I did not cheat. 1036 00:46:14,676 --> 00:46:16,810 -My beer was above my head. -It was not. 1037 00:46:16,944 --> 00:46:18,379 That is a lie. 1038 00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,115 -Calling me a liar? -Yeah, I'm calling you a liar, 1039 00:46:21,248 --> 00:46:23,117 'cause you're lying. You're standing here lying to me 1040 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:24,918 -to my face. -Fellas, step back. 1041 00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:26,621 Why, you're the one who stepped up 1042 00:46:26,755 --> 00:46:28,889 Knock it off, knock it off. 1043 00:46:29,823 --> 00:46:31,258 You guys are something, you know? 1044 00:46:31,392 --> 00:46:33,093 If you could just make up your minds, 1045 00:46:33,227 --> 00:46:34,895 it'd be easier on the rest of us. 1046 00:46:35,195 --> 00:46:36,964 Love each other, hate each other. 1047 00:46:37,097 --> 00:46:38,232 No one cares. 1048 00:46:38,365 --> 00:46:39,300 Just pick one. 1049 00:46:39,433 --> 00:46:40,234 Oh, I'm sorry. 1050 00:46:40,367 --> 00:46:41,835 They just got carried away. 1051 00:46:42,436 --> 00:46:45,406 I gotta run home quick. Bridget has a fever. 1052 00:46:46,273 --> 00:46:48,643 So just watch the register for a few minutes, would ya? 1053 00:46:49,410 --> 00:46:51,312 Try not to kill each other while I'm gone. 1054 00:46:51,445 --> 00:46:52,813 [stutters] 10-4. 1055 00:46:58,152 --> 00:47:01,388 I have more pressing urgent business elsewhere. 1056 00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:06,393 [snickers] 1057 00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:08,062 How you doing? 1058 00:47:08,195 --> 00:47:10,431 [upbeat country music] 1059 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:14,034 ♪ Look at me ♪ 1060 00:47:14,168 --> 00:47:15,269 ♪ Put the needle down ♪ 1061 00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:16,970 ♪ There's something ♪ 1062 00:47:17,104 --> 00:47:18,939 ♪ You should know ♪ 1063 00:47:22,677 --> 00:47:24,078 Cheaters never win. 1064 00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:26,146 Unless they do. 1065 00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:28,583 -[both chuckling] -[bottles clink] 1066 00:47:33,755 --> 00:47:34,955 [sighs] 1067 00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:39,093 Bob. Bob, wait a minute. Bob. 1068 00:47:39,226 --> 00:47:41,128 What are you doing? That's-- that's a kid. 1069 00:47:41,261 --> 00:47:43,964 Nah. No, no, he, uh, Jake, he's legal. 1070 00:47:44,098 --> 00:47:45,600 Hey, you can't touch that! 1071 00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:48,168 Watch it, boy. This ain't the schoolyard. 1072 00:47:48,335 --> 00:47:50,137 Here you will get beaten. 1073 00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:53,006 Bob. 1074 00:47:53,808 --> 00:47:55,577 -Fake. -Nice try kid. 1075 00:47:55,909 --> 00:47:56,977 [Jake] Take this. 1076 00:47:57,444 --> 00:47:58,780 Go back to the school. Don't ever 1077 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:00,247 show your face around here again, 1078 00:48:00,381 --> 00:48:02,249 or I'm gonna tell that nun what you're up to. 1079 00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:05,052 Oh, now who's a big ol' tattletale? 1080 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,822 Hey, Johnny, you wanna do me a favor? 1081 00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:09,657 Stay out of it, okay? 1082 00:48:11,392 --> 00:48:12,426 All right. 1083 00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,529 Get going while you can, you jerk. 1084 00:48:15,597 --> 00:48:16,698 Okay. 1085 00:48:16,831 --> 00:48:20,300 If I'm the jerk, what does that make you? 1086 00:48:20,434 --> 00:48:22,737 Just the guy who cleans up after the jerk. 1087 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:25,072 You must be very proud of yourself. 1088 00:48:25,272 --> 00:48:27,207 [bar patrons] Ooh. 1089 00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,215 [country music continues] 1090 00:48:42,624 --> 00:48:43,625 So, uh... 1091 00:48:44,793 --> 00:48:46,059 ...who was the nun? 1092 00:48:46,861 --> 00:48:48,996 That your girlfriend? [laughing] 1093 00:48:51,866 --> 00:48:58,640 ♪ No more ♪ 1094 00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:00,073 [tense dramatic music] 1095 00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:02,443 [muffled] Come on, let's go! 1096 00:49:02,577 --> 00:49:04,411 [players grunting] 1097 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,381 [player yelps] 1098 00:49:07,515 --> 00:49:08,550 [grunts] 1099 00:49:09,016 --> 00:49:11,151 [music intensifying] 1100 00:49:19,092 --> 00:49:20,294 [music fades] 1101 00:49:21,094 --> 00:49:22,931 [indistinct chatter] 1102 00:49:23,531 --> 00:49:25,499 [sister] We're having Sister's meatloaf tonight, so... 1103 00:49:25,633 --> 00:49:28,068 -Excuse me, Sisters. -Hello, Mister Bauer. 1104 00:49:36,578 --> 00:49:38,513 -[playful music] -Don't look at me like that. 1105 00:49:39,614 --> 00:49:40,615 It's four o'clock. 1106 00:49:40,748 --> 00:49:42,382 It's Communion somewhere. 1107 00:49:44,786 --> 00:49:47,087 Would you be so kind as to close the door? 1108 00:49:52,961 --> 00:49:54,629 Where have you been all day? 1109 00:49:54,796 --> 00:49:55,964 Are you okay? 1110 00:49:56,330 --> 00:49:58,666 I thought maybe you were under the weather, 1111 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,434 or-- or hungover. 1112 00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:02,570 I mean, you didn't get in until six a.m. 1113 00:50:02,704 --> 00:50:05,072 Not that anybody's keeping track. 1114 00:50:06,808 --> 00:50:08,576 I'm in. I'll coach. 1115 00:50:08,710 --> 00:50:09,744 [gasps] 1116 00:50:10,377 --> 00:50:12,780 [laughing] You should warn a person 1117 00:50:12,914 --> 00:50:14,181 before you blow their mind. 1118 00:50:14,481 --> 00:50:16,618 But I have conditions. 1119 00:50:16,751 --> 00:50:17,819 Number one. 1120 00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:19,152 I don't wanna hear what Jesus 1121 00:50:19,286 --> 00:50:20,622 has to say about this, 1122 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:22,356 because I can tell you right now, 1123 00:50:22,524 --> 00:50:24,157 Jesus has no idea what I'm going through 1124 00:50:24,291 --> 00:50:25,660 at this moment in my life. 1125 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:27,160 -Okay. -And number two, 1126 00:50:27,294 --> 00:50:29,329 [chuckles] I wanna pick the team, 1127 00:50:29,496 --> 00:50:30,899 and I want you to make whoever 1128 00:50:31,031 --> 00:50:32,132 I pick play. Can you do that? 1129 00:50:32,867 --> 00:50:35,937 If I make it gym class, everyone has to participate. 1130 00:50:36,704 --> 00:50:38,238 I've seen some of the kids around here. 1131 00:50:38,372 --> 00:50:40,808 Not all of them, just the kids I pick. 1132 00:50:41,141 --> 00:50:42,577 Everybody or nobody. 1133 00:50:42,710 --> 00:50:45,178 It's not my rule, it's God's. He's very inclusive. 1134 00:50:45,379 --> 00:50:46,346 My hands are tied. 1135 00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,783 [sighs] Okay, um, fine, fine. 1136 00:50:48,950 --> 00:50:51,519 They can all be on the team, but they can't all play. 1137 00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:54,087 [Sister Kathleen] Well, if they wanna play, they have to play. 1138 00:50:54,321 --> 00:50:56,189 But they don't have to start. 1139 00:50:56,558 --> 00:50:57,926 Can-- Can I tell you something? 1140 00:50:58,058 --> 00:50:59,827 You're a real piece of work, you know that? 1141 00:51:01,228 --> 00:51:02,429 Okay. 1142 00:51:02,764 --> 00:51:03,798 It's a deal. 1143 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,266 Jake? 1144 00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,368 Yes? [sighs] 1145 00:51:08,670 --> 00:51:10,505 You are the light of the world. 1146 00:51:14,042 --> 00:51:15,442 -Is that Jesus? -Mm-mm. 1147 00:51:15,577 --> 00:51:17,077 No, that better not be Jesus. 1148 00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:18,378 No, no. It's not Jesus. 1149 00:51:18,513 --> 00:51:20,147 -Is that Jesus? -No, no! 1150 00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,415 It's just s-- 1151 00:51:21,549 --> 00:51:23,417 something someone said once. 1152 00:51:23,718 --> 00:51:25,553 In the... Bible. 1153 00:51:30,625 --> 00:51:31,626 Yes? 1154 00:51:33,327 --> 00:51:36,463 Not everything is about you, Sister Kathleen. 1155 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:44,973 Uh, excuse me, Sister Rebecca? 1156 00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:46,306 [Sister Rebecca] Hello, Mister Bauer? 1157 00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:47,842 I owe you an apology. 1158 00:51:49,844 --> 00:51:52,179 [loud music playing] 1159 00:52:04,025 --> 00:52:05,960 [boy] No, I'll go over there right now. 1160 00:52:06,094 --> 00:52:07,528 Hey, man. 1161 00:52:07,829 --> 00:52:08,763 Where is Johnny? 1162 00:52:09,229 --> 00:52:13,001 -♪ Did you see her ♪ -[knocking at door] 1163 00:52:13,133 --> 00:52:14,535 Uh, Johnny? 1164 00:52:15,469 --> 00:52:17,705 Why is an underclassman talking directly to me? 1165 00:52:17,839 --> 00:52:19,641 Looks like somebody's a little confused! 1166 00:52:19,774 --> 00:52:22,275 -[boy 2] Or insane. -You have a visitor. 1167 00:52:22,409 --> 00:52:24,177 [Johnny] She wouldn't come up here, would she? 1168 00:52:24,646 --> 00:52:26,146 -This better not be her -[boy] Ooh! 1169 00:52:26,279 --> 00:52:27,815 [all scoffing] Oh! 1170 00:52:27,949 --> 00:52:30,384 Hey, man! You're not supposed to be in here. 1171 00:52:30,518 --> 00:52:31,753 This is private property. 1172 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,022 I'm-- I'm gonna tell on you, you hear me? 1173 00:52:34,154 --> 00:52:35,389 Would you just shut up? 1174 00:52:35,857 --> 00:52:37,792 You want me to treat you like a man? 1175 00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,761 Why don't you prove you are one? 1176 00:52:43,665 --> 00:52:45,767 What the heck was that, man? 1177 00:52:45,900 --> 00:52:47,434 [all shouting] 1178 00:52:47,635 --> 00:52:50,203 Wha-- Where'd you get this equipment, Goodwill? 1179 00:52:50,337 --> 00:52:51,572 Bite your tongue. 1180 00:52:51,739 --> 00:52:52,974 The brothers did a lot of begging 1181 00:52:53,107 --> 00:52:55,076 to scrounge up these costumes. 1182 00:52:55,208 --> 00:52:57,377 Uniforms, Sister. They're called uniforms. 1183 00:52:57,512 --> 00:53:00,014 Oh, right. Uniforms. 1184 00:53:00,581 --> 00:53:02,382 If it was Western Side Story, 1185 00:53:02,517 --> 00:53:04,217 then they'd be costumes. 1186 00:53:07,588 --> 00:53:08,589 Hm. 1187 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:12,325 Good afternoon, Sister Kathleen. 1188 00:53:19,167 --> 00:53:20,568 Pew. 1189 00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:23,771 I do believe in miracles. 1190 00:53:25,773 --> 00:53:27,975 [all clapping] 1191 00:53:28,976 --> 00:53:30,243 Gentlemen. 1192 00:53:31,112 --> 00:53:33,246 We are gonna need a bigger team. 1193 00:53:33,447 --> 00:53:34,882 [school bell rings] 1194 00:53:35,049 --> 00:53:36,483 Okay, that's it. 1195 00:53:36,751 --> 00:53:40,088 Remember, we have a test tomorrow on Chapter four. 1196 00:53:40,253 --> 00:53:41,856 I didn't know we had a test! 1197 00:53:45,258 --> 00:53:46,359 When do we have a test? 1198 00:53:46,493 --> 00:53:48,029 She told us today and yesterday. 1199 00:53:48,162 --> 00:53:50,363 -When was this? -Bro, you were asleep, man. 1200 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:51,699 -But you were slumped -Yeah, you were sleeping. 1201 00:53:51,833 --> 00:53:53,034 Like, I really couldn't wake you up. 1202 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:55,235 Oh, I didn't even notice, bro. 1203 00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:56,804 Yo, what do you want, janitor? 1204 00:53:56,938 --> 00:53:59,941 Oh, uh, I want you and your crew to play football. 1205 00:54:00,775 --> 00:54:02,577 Of course he wants us to play football. 1206 00:54:02,710 --> 00:54:04,545 We the best athletes in school. 1207 00:54:04,679 --> 00:54:06,013 -Come on, now. I don't know how -That's right. 1208 00:54:06,147 --> 00:54:07,280 you'd play without us. 1209 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:08,683 We don't play garbageman football, though. 1210 00:54:08,816 --> 00:54:10,450 Oh gosh, do you know what? That's so funny, 1211 00:54:10,585 --> 00:54:12,053 because that's exactly 1212 00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:14,088 what Johnny said that you would say. 1213 00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:16,157 -What'd he say? -Oh, he said that 1214 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:17,558 you and your crew 1215 00:54:17,692 --> 00:54:19,326 would probably not wanna play football 1216 00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:21,829 because you're afraid of him and his crew, 1217 00:54:21,963 --> 00:54:23,631 or words to that effect. I gotta be honest with you, 1218 00:54:23,765 --> 00:54:25,066 it's hard to really make it out. 1219 00:54:25,199 --> 00:54:28,069 'Cause mostly, he was laughing. 1220 00:54:28,202 --> 00:54:29,402 At you. 1221 00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:35,042 [whistling] 1222 00:54:35,176 --> 00:54:37,145 Nah. Nah, listen. 1223 00:54:37,277 --> 00:54:38,278 -[whistle blows] -[bright music] 1224 00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:39,914 -[player grunts] -[whistle blows] 1225 00:54:40,047 --> 00:54:41,616 [players grunting] 1226 00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:50,423 -[whistle blowing] -[dramatic music] 1227 00:54:53,895 --> 00:54:56,396 [whistle blowing] 1228 00:54:57,064 --> 00:54:59,700 [all grunting] 1229 00:55:13,281 --> 00:55:14,582 [music continues] 1230 00:55:16,050 --> 00:55:17,051 [grunts] 1231 00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,319 [Jake] Come on, good! 1232 00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,122 -Okay, get down there! -[whistle blows] 1233 00:55:21,388 --> 00:55:22,355 Back, back, back! 1234 00:55:22,489 --> 00:55:25,059 Back, back! Nice, nice! 1235 00:55:26,294 --> 00:55:28,328 Okay, come on! Come on, Joey! 1236 00:55:28,461 --> 00:55:29,864 Come on! 1237 00:55:29,997 --> 00:55:31,532 On the line, stay on the line, stay on the line, 1238 00:55:31,666 --> 00:55:33,466 -stay on the line! Come on! -You can do it! 1239 00:55:33,601 --> 00:55:34,602 You can do it! 1240 00:55:34,802 --> 00:55:36,971 [indistinct chattering] 1241 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,541 [Jake] Go! 1242 00:55:42,743 --> 00:55:44,579 [indistinct dialogues] 1243 00:55:56,224 --> 00:55:57,592 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1244 00:55:57,725 --> 00:55:59,994 -Yeah. -It's amazing. 1245 00:56:03,297 --> 00:56:04,497 [music fades] 1246 00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:07,969 Night Owl. How you doing? 1247 00:56:08,102 --> 00:56:10,370 -Are you rested up? -Oh yes, I feel great. 1248 00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:13,608 I slept four hours, which is a lot for me. 1249 00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:16,077 Oh. Hey, can I ask you a question? 1250 00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:17,645 Are your shoes tied tight? 1251 00:56:17,812 --> 00:56:19,180 [Night Owl] I think so. 1252 00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:20,948 Oh, yeah, well we wouldn't want our statistician 1253 00:56:21,082 --> 00:56:22,216 to trip, would we? 1254 00:56:22,382 --> 00:56:23,684 No sir, that's a good point. 1255 00:56:23,818 --> 00:56:26,153 -Safety first. -Safety first. [chuckles] 1256 00:56:28,289 --> 00:56:30,423 [bright music] 1257 00:56:30,558 --> 00:56:31,792 Hey, Night Owl, 1258 00:56:32,293 --> 00:56:33,728 can I ask you a question? 1259 00:56:35,329 --> 00:56:36,597 Why are you in high school? 1260 00:56:36,898 --> 00:56:40,334 Well, technically, I shouldn't even be here at all. 1261 00:56:40,467 --> 00:56:42,570 Of course not. You're 12 years old. You should be in, uh-- 1262 00:56:42,703 --> 00:56:44,639 -College, actually. -Wait, what? 1263 00:56:44,772 --> 00:56:47,440 Sister Kathleen thought this would be a better fit. 1264 00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:50,044 She felt, and I think she's right, 1265 00:56:50,177 --> 00:56:52,445 that most college students wouldn't want 1266 00:56:52,580 --> 00:56:54,649 to be in a class with a 12-year-old 1267 00:56:54,782 --> 00:56:56,550 who's twice as smart as them. 1268 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,686 Twice as smart? 1269 00:56:59,053 --> 00:57:00,821 Probably more like three times, 1270 00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:02,623 but there is a point where these things 1271 00:57:02,757 --> 00:57:04,125 are no longer measurable. 1272 00:57:04,258 --> 00:57:05,960 No longer measurable? 1273 00:57:06,394 --> 00:57:08,195 Hmm. Here, hand me that junk. 1274 00:57:08,329 --> 00:57:09,330 I'll take that for you. 1275 00:57:09,530 --> 00:57:11,232 So I noticed something 1276 00:57:11,766 --> 00:57:13,134 the other day that I thought was really 1277 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:14,702 very funny, and I wanna share with you. 1278 00:57:14,835 --> 00:57:16,170 -May I? -Yeah. 1279 00:57:16,304 --> 00:57:17,738 Oh good. Would you hold this for me, please? 1280 00:57:17,872 --> 00:57:19,206 Of course. I always enjoy a good laugh. 1281 00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:20,741 Me too, me too. Now, 1282 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,143 Night Owl, I don't want you to consider this 1283 00:57:22,276 --> 00:57:23,711 bullying in any way, 'cause I'm not gonna 1284 00:57:23,844 --> 00:57:26,113 -let them catch you. -[Night Owl] Who? 1285 00:57:26,247 --> 00:57:27,548 -Them. -[whistle blows] 1286 00:57:27,682 --> 00:57:28,950 -[exciting dramatic music] -Catch him! 1287 00:57:29,083 --> 00:57:31,252 -[players screaming] -Don't tackle him! 1288 00:57:31,385 --> 00:57:32,787 Just catch him! 1289 00:57:34,221 --> 00:57:36,991 "...and they had only one loaf with them in the boat. 1290 00:57:37,124 --> 00:57:38,893 -He enjoined them, -[players screaming] 1291 00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:41,996 'Watch out, guard against the leaven of the Pharisees...'" 1292 00:57:47,268 --> 00:57:48,669 -Hi, Seth! -Hi, Seth! 1293 00:57:48,803 --> 00:57:50,671 -Hi, Seth! -Hey, Seth! 1294 00:57:50,805 --> 00:57:51,872 -Hello! -Hey, Seth! 1295 00:57:52,006 --> 00:57:53,808 -Hey! -Hey, Seth! 1296 00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:55,076 [music continues] 1297 00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:02,516 [players clamoring] 1298 00:58:05,019 --> 00:58:06,220 Come on! 1299 00:58:07,855 --> 00:58:10,157 Let's just go easy on him, okay? 1300 00:58:10,324 --> 00:58:11,592 [indistinct chatter] 1301 00:58:11,993 --> 00:58:13,761 -Hey. -[FT] Yeah, we got it. 1302 00:58:16,764 --> 00:58:18,099 Who's gonna be the statistician? 1303 00:58:18,232 --> 00:58:19,300 Whoa, whoa, back off. 1304 00:58:19,433 --> 00:58:20,868 I got it covered. 1305 00:58:21,369 --> 00:58:22,470 So... 1306 00:58:22,837 --> 00:58:25,706 Someone will tell me when we get a home run, right? 1307 00:58:27,308 --> 00:58:28,509 [grunts] 1308 00:58:30,711 --> 00:58:31,946 [playful music] 1309 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:34,015 -[players grunting] -[whistle blowing] 1310 00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:38,185 [sisters clapping] 1311 00:58:40,821 --> 00:58:42,123 [whistle blows] 1312 00:58:43,891 --> 00:58:45,159 [whistle blows] 1313 00:58:51,632 --> 00:58:53,801 [whistle blowing] 1314 00:58:57,738 --> 00:58:59,173 [whistle blowing] 1315 00:59:01,876 --> 00:59:03,711 [players grunting] 1316 00:59:07,181 --> 00:59:09,250 [sisters cheering] 1317 00:59:09,483 --> 00:59:11,085 [players grunting] 1318 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:15,689 [whistle blowing] 1319 00:59:16,857 --> 00:59:17,958 [Jake] Grab some turf! 1320 00:59:18,592 --> 00:59:20,529 -Everybody grab some turf! -That's it, that's it! 1321 00:59:20,661 --> 00:59:21,729 -Good. -Right! 1322 00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,130 -[Jake] I know. -Here we go! 1323 00:59:23,264 --> 00:59:25,266 [Jake] Good, good. Everybody, good, good. 1324 00:59:25,399 --> 00:59:26,634 That's right. Come on. 1325 00:59:26,767 --> 00:59:28,035 All right, listen. 1326 00:59:28,269 --> 00:59:29,303 Grab some turf! 1327 00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:30,805 Relax. 1328 00:59:31,105 --> 00:59:32,673 Breathe in, breathe out, and then 1329 00:59:32,807 --> 00:59:35,009 -we're gonna do ten more laps. -[all groaning] 1330 00:59:35,142 --> 00:59:37,244 -[boy] What? Ten more laps? -[Keith] This is a lot of crap. 1331 00:59:38,279 --> 00:59:39,346 [boy 2] Really? 1332 00:59:41,482 --> 00:59:42,683 Who said that? 1333 00:59:45,352 --> 00:59:46,587 I said it. 1334 00:59:47,321 --> 00:59:48,722 You're killing us. 1335 00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:50,724 For what? 1336 00:59:51,526 --> 00:59:52,660 Ten laps? 1337 00:59:53,160 --> 00:59:55,396 How we gonna do ten more lap--? We just did ten laps. 1338 00:59:56,263 --> 00:59:57,665 Man, when are we gonna play some football? 1339 00:59:57,798 --> 00:59:59,066 You play... 1340 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:00,935 when you're ready to play. 1341 01:00:01,469 --> 01:00:02,636 This just ain't worth it. 1342 01:00:02,870 --> 01:00:04,605 You're the only one complaining, Keith. 1343 01:00:04,905 --> 01:00:06,373 No, janitor. 1344 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:07,741 I'm the only one complaining to you. 1345 01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:08,876 [all] Yeah, yeah. 1346 01:00:09,009 --> 01:00:11,011 -Yeah. -Yup. 1347 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:12,480 [grunts] 1348 01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,849 I'm done dancing for the man. 1349 01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,118 I'm out, man. 1350 01:00:17,251 --> 01:00:19,787 [all clamoring] 1351 01:00:20,087 --> 01:00:22,490 Quitting is a bad habit, son. 1352 01:00:22,623 --> 01:00:24,425 [soft music] 1353 01:00:24,658 --> 01:00:26,093 Once you start, you get hooked. 1354 01:00:26,227 --> 01:00:27,962 [Keith] I'm not listening to you. 1355 01:00:28,729 --> 01:00:30,631 Alright, alright, hey! Keith! 1356 01:00:31,432 --> 01:00:32,900 I'll make a deal with ya. 1357 01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:34,835 A bet. 1358 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,072 I'll race ya. 1359 01:00:38,205 --> 01:00:40,641 [all laughing] 1360 01:00:40,908 --> 01:00:42,209 Wait a minute. 1361 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,911 Hold on, hold on. 1362 01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,646 I'll race ya, 1363 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:47,516 and if I win, 1364 01:00:47,748 --> 01:00:50,951 this is the last time you walk out on anything in your life. 1365 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:52,920 And if I win? 1366 01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:55,322 You won't. 1367 01:00:55,524 --> 01:00:57,526 [all laughing and muttering] 1368 01:00:57,691 --> 01:00:59,026 If I win? 1369 01:00:59,260 --> 01:01:00,394 If you win, 1370 01:01:01,128 --> 01:01:02,163 me, 1371 01:01:02,597 --> 01:01:04,331 Father Tony, and FT 1372 01:01:04,999 --> 01:01:07,301 -will do every sit up. -[all laughing] 1373 01:01:07,434 --> 01:01:08,669 Every pushup, 1374 01:01:09,336 --> 01:01:10,704 every jumping jack, 1375 01:01:10,938 --> 01:01:13,807 and every run you guys do 1376 01:01:14,308 --> 01:01:16,677 -'til the end of the year. -Uh... 1377 01:01:17,044 --> 01:01:19,648 -Hang-- hang on, Jake. -[players clapping] 1378 01:01:19,780 --> 01:01:21,248 -Can-- can we? -Uh... 1379 01:01:22,483 --> 01:01:23,518 Well? 1380 01:01:23,652 --> 01:01:24,752 [laughs] Well? 1381 01:01:24,885 --> 01:01:26,854 [players clamoring] 1382 01:01:28,856 --> 01:01:29,990 -Take it! -Do it! 1383 01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:32,193 I say you got yourself a bet, janitor. 1384 01:01:32,326 --> 01:01:34,228 [boys cheering] 1385 01:01:34,629 --> 01:01:36,531 -Let's go, baby! -[boys grunting] 1386 01:01:37,131 --> 01:01:38,899 -Ooh. -Mm... 1387 01:01:39,033 --> 01:01:41,936 I'm thinking this is a tactical error. 1388 01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:44,305 I keep thinking I don't wanna die. 1389 01:01:44,606 --> 01:01:45,940 Gentlemen, gentlemen. 1390 01:01:46,073 --> 01:01:49,611 You are overestimating our opponent. 1391 01:01:49,910 --> 01:01:52,547 -[boys grunting] -Let's go! 1392 01:01:52,681 --> 01:01:54,415 -Yeah! -[all clapping] 1393 01:01:55,049 --> 01:01:57,751 -Let's go! -[Jake] Okay, you knuckleheads! 1394 01:01:58,185 --> 01:02:01,355 Go ahead, meet me-- meet me at the finish line. 1395 01:02:01,488 --> 01:02:02,657 [all cheering] 1396 01:02:02,823 --> 01:02:04,225 I'll meet you at the starting line. 1397 01:02:04,358 --> 01:02:05,793 [boys shouting] 1398 01:02:05,926 --> 01:02:07,962 [exciting music] 1399 01:02:08,530 --> 01:02:09,964 You need help? 1400 01:02:12,499 --> 01:02:13,602 Listen! 1401 01:02:13,968 --> 01:02:16,605 It is a 100 yard dash. 1402 01:02:17,371 --> 01:02:21,308 The first one over the goal line is the winner! 1403 01:02:21,643 --> 01:02:22,876 [boys cheer and shout] 1404 01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,478 Are you ready? 1405 01:02:24,613 --> 01:02:25,680 Born ready. 1406 01:02:25,946 --> 01:02:27,147 Let's get down. 1407 01:02:27,281 --> 01:02:28,983 [dramatic music] 1408 01:02:29,750 --> 01:02:31,018 Ready? 1409 01:02:32,687 --> 01:02:33,887 Set. 1410 01:02:36,090 --> 01:02:37,024 [blows whistle] 1411 01:02:37,157 --> 01:02:40,294 [boys cheering and clapping] 1412 01:02:40,427 --> 01:02:41,529 Let's go, Keith! 1413 01:02:41,663 --> 01:02:42,697 Let's go, baby! 1414 01:02:42,830 --> 01:02:44,599 -Let's go! -Come on, Jake. 1415 01:02:44,733 --> 01:02:45,933 Come on. 1416 01:02:48,536 --> 01:02:49,803 Go, Jake, go! 1417 01:02:50,170 --> 01:02:52,239 -Keep going! -[boy] Come on! 1418 01:02:52,373 --> 01:02:55,109 [boys cheering] 1419 01:02:56,243 --> 01:03:00,582 [boys clapping and cheering] 1420 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:02,783 You got more in you! 1421 01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:06,655 -Yeah! -[all] Keith, Keith, Keith! 1422 01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,623 Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith! 1423 01:03:08,757 --> 01:03:09,923 [boys cheering] Go Keith! 1424 01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:11,225 [all] Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith! 1425 01:03:11,358 --> 01:03:14,295 Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith! 1426 01:03:14,428 --> 01:03:17,097 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1427 01:03:17,431 --> 01:03:19,099 Today is the day 1428 01:03:19,366 --> 01:03:21,368 the youth of the nation take their rightful place. 1429 01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:22,570 [all] Yeah! 1430 01:03:22,704 --> 01:03:23,672 [all clapping] 1431 01:03:23,804 --> 01:03:24,905 All right! That's right! 1432 01:03:25,039 --> 01:03:27,341 -Let's go! -We are the future! 1433 01:03:27,474 --> 01:03:28,777 [all cheering] 1434 01:03:28,909 --> 01:03:30,712 Hold on, wait a minute! Wait a minute, wait a minute. 1435 01:03:30,844 --> 01:03:31,780 Wait a minute. 1436 01:03:31,912 --> 01:03:33,047 If that were true, 1437 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:35,482 then you would all be something 1438 01:03:35,617 --> 01:03:37,351 that I know you are not! 1439 01:03:38,986 --> 01:03:40,588 Losers. 1440 01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:41,790 What? 1441 01:03:42,156 --> 01:03:44,258 [Jake] You never crossed the goal line! 1442 01:03:44,391 --> 01:03:46,528 -[all shouting indistinctly] -[laughing] 1443 01:03:46,661 --> 01:03:48,630 He got you, brother! He got you! 1444 01:03:48,962 --> 01:03:51,365 First one over the goal line. 1445 01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:54,468 [gasps then laughs] 1446 01:03:54,602 --> 01:03:56,571 [sisters clap and cheer] 1447 01:03:56,705 --> 01:03:58,072 Do we have a deal? 1448 01:03:58,773 --> 01:03:59,940 Yes, Coach. 1449 01:04:00,074 --> 01:04:01,475 [boys clapping and cheering] 1450 01:04:01,609 --> 01:04:03,545 All right. Get outta there, that was a good day. 1451 01:04:03,678 --> 01:04:06,113 -Hit the road. -[boys chatting and laughing] 1452 01:04:09,149 --> 01:04:10,819 Oh boy, oh boy. 1453 01:04:11,285 --> 01:04:12,886 I never really doubted you. 1454 01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:14,221 Me neither. 1455 01:04:16,924 --> 01:04:19,728 -They're even doing better at school, too. -That's amazing. 1456 01:04:19,860 --> 01:04:21,895 -Sisters. -[laughing] 1457 01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,497 That was one heck of a race. 1458 01:04:23,631 --> 01:04:26,066 [chuckles] Hey, these boys are gonna be hungry. 1459 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:27,769 Oh, we got plenty of food. 1460 01:04:27,901 --> 01:04:29,903 Come on, let's get it ready. 1461 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:31,238 Coach! 1462 01:04:38,546 --> 01:04:40,715 [soft music] 1463 01:04:40,881 --> 01:04:42,282 Listen, you guys. 1464 01:04:42,883 --> 01:04:44,151 You've really showed us all 1465 01:04:44,284 --> 01:04:47,321 a-- a great effort these last few months. 1466 01:04:47,555 --> 01:04:49,858 Just wanted to tell you that we've all been... 1467 01:04:49,990 --> 01:04:51,191 very impressed 1468 01:04:51,793 --> 01:04:54,061 with what you've done lately, 1469 01:04:54,529 --> 01:04:55,597 and we think 1470 01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:57,965 that over time, 1471 01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:00,769 you could be a real football team. 1472 01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:02,403 [all] Yeah! 1473 01:05:02,903 --> 01:05:04,739 [boys murmur in agreement] 1474 01:05:04,873 --> 01:05:06,073 But I just... 1475 01:05:06,808 --> 01:05:07,908 I want you to know, 1476 01:05:08,041 --> 01:05:10,344 they all want you to know 1477 01:05:10,477 --> 01:05:12,847 what's in store from you from this point on. 1478 01:05:13,515 --> 01:05:16,316 If we're gonna go through with this for real, 1479 01:05:16,450 --> 01:05:18,653 it's gonna be a lot of hard work. 1480 01:05:20,354 --> 01:05:21,955 All through the summer... 1481 01:05:23,157 --> 01:05:25,426 ...we're gonna do what's called two-a-days. 1482 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:27,428 That's practice in the morning, 1483 01:05:27,729 --> 01:05:29,597 and a practice in the afternoon, 1484 01:05:30,799 --> 01:05:32,266 plus weight training. 1485 01:05:34,001 --> 01:05:35,202 In the summer... 1486 01:05:36,503 --> 01:05:39,607 ...in the heat of the summer. 1487 01:05:40,941 --> 01:05:42,176 Hard work. 1488 01:05:44,579 --> 01:05:45,713 [laughing] 1489 01:05:45,914 --> 01:05:48,683 None of you guys have anything to say about that? 1490 01:05:48,817 --> 01:05:50,083 [all muttering] 1491 01:05:50,217 --> 01:05:53,320 You have no smart Alec remarks? 1492 01:05:54,154 --> 01:05:55,723 No-- no comments 1493 01:05:55,857 --> 01:05:57,592 from the peanut gallery? 1494 01:05:57,725 --> 01:05:59,126 No complaining? 1495 01:06:05,098 --> 01:06:06,300 -Yes? -[Night Owl] Coach, 1496 01:06:06,634 --> 01:06:09,102 we don't really have anywhere to go. 1497 01:06:10,638 --> 01:06:12,406 [soft music] 1498 01:06:12,540 --> 01:06:14,676 No one to go to. 1499 01:06:27,154 --> 01:06:28,355 All right, then. 1500 01:06:30,692 --> 01:06:32,092 Let's do it together. 1501 01:06:33,093 --> 01:06:35,028 -[all cheer] -[boys grunting] 1502 01:06:38,867 --> 01:06:39,834 Yes? 1503 01:06:39,968 --> 01:06:41,703 I can't wait to see your face. 1504 01:06:42,002 --> 01:06:43,070 Why is that? 1505 01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:45,005 Because your favorite customer is here, 1506 01:06:45,138 --> 01:06:46,774 and it looks like he brought friends. 1507 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,176 [giggles] 1508 01:06:49,811 --> 01:06:51,211 We can go right here. 1509 01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:53,781 [soft grunt] 1510 01:06:54,516 --> 01:06:56,083 [sighs] 1511 01:06:58,151 --> 01:06:59,353 Oh, hello. 1512 01:06:59,486 --> 01:07:01,856 I wanted to introduce you to my friends. 1513 01:07:01,990 --> 01:07:03,290 This is Father Anthony Michael, 1514 01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:05,660 and this is Father Michael Anthony. 1515 01:07:05,994 --> 01:07:06,928 -Hello. -Hello. 1516 01:07:07,060 --> 01:07:08,596 Welcome, both of you. 1517 01:07:09,296 --> 01:07:11,298 Please order quickly. I'm very busy. 1518 01:07:11,599 --> 01:07:14,268 [indistinct chatter in background] 1519 01:07:22,744 --> 01:07:24,012 [bell dings] 1520 01:07:24,144 --> 01:07:25,445 [Frankie] Charley, order up. 1521 01:07:29,283 --> 01:07:31,318 [men chuckle] 1522 01:07:31,451 --> 01:07:33,588 -This is for you. -[Father Anthony] Thank you. 1523 01:07:33,988 --> 01:07:36,558 -And this is for you. -That looks scrumptious. 1524 01:07:38,826 --> 01:07:39,827 What are you smiling for? 1525 01:07:39,961 --> 01:07:40,962 Because tonight... 1526 01:07:41,261 --> 01:07:43,063 I wanted a hot dog with no mustard, 1527 01:07:43,196 --> 01:07:44,866 but I ordered a hamburger with no mustard. 1528 01:07:44,999 --> 01:07:46,133 Do you know why? 1529 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:47,569 Because I knew that you would bring me 1530 01:07:47,702 --> 01:07:50,404 the exact opposite of what I ordered. 1531 01:07:50,538 --> 01:07:53,240 How do you like them apples? 1532 01:07:55,009 --> 01:07:56,410 [mustard squirts] 1533 01:07:57,477 --> 01:08:00,113 How do you like them apples? 1534 01:08:06,353 --> 01:08:08,188 [Jake sighs] 1535 01:08:11,124 --> 01:08:12,560 I really like the food in there. 1536 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:14,729 But that's pretty much true of all food. 1537 01:08:15,295 --> 01:08:16,764 But the service was kinda odd. 1538 01:08:16,998 --> 01:08:19,867 Yeah, I mean, if she keep treating you like that, and 1539 01:08:20,001 --> 01:08:21,035 gets your order wrong, 1540 01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:22,502 why do you keep going back? 1541 01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:24,171 'Cause she's my daughter. 1542 01:08:24,772 --> 01:08:26,473 [playful music] 1543 01:08:30,612 --> 01:08:31,613 Jake! 1544 01:08:41,856 --> 01:08:42,957 You look happy! 1545 01:08:43,091 --> 01:08:44,424 She give you another hot dog? 1546 01:08:44,559 --> 01:08:45,492 Um. 1547 01:08:45,627 --> 01:08:46,961 You know what she said? 1548 01:08:47,095 --> 01:08:48,261 She said I might be able to finally 1549 01:08:48,395 --> 01:08:49,864 meet my grandsons. 1550 01:08:50,098 --> 01:08:51,566 Oh, that's nice. 1551 01:08:52,700 --> 01:08:54,802 -[boys shouting] -All right, here we go! 1552 01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:55,970 Let's go! 1553 01:08:56,104 --> 01:08:57,572 Let's see what you got! 1554 01:08:57,705 --> 01:08:58,706 Here we go! 1555 01:08:58,906 --> 01:09:00,508 [music continues] 1556 01:09:00,642 --> 01:09:04,579 [all shouting and grunting] 1557 01:09:07,048 --> 01:09:08,348 Christian! 1558 01:09:08,482 --> 01:09:09,449 What-- what are you-- what are you hitting 1559 01:09:09,584 --> 01:09:11,184 a wacky weed? What's going on? 1560 01:09:11,385 --> 01:09:12,820 -That. -[Jake] What? 1561 01:09:12,987 --> 01:09:14,756 [all murmuring] 1562 01:09:14,989 --> 01:09:16,791 Oh yes, yes, yes, yes. 1563 01:09:16,924 --> 01:09:18,726 We have a brand new member of our team. 1564 01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:20,795 Why don't you come up and say hello? 1565 01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:21,996 This is Jess. 1566 01:09:22,130 --> 01:09:23,698 The league said girls can play, 1567 01:09:23,831 --> 01:09:26,534 so I say she's the newest member of our squad. 1568 01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:28,069 Welcome to the team. 1569 01:09:28,368 --> 01:09:29,904 -Thanks. -Do you know what a tight end is? 1570 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,205 -I bet she does! -[boys laughing] 1571 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:33,641 All right, look, we got ladies present. 1572 01:09:33,775 --> 01:09:36,010 -Yeah, no kidding! -[boys laugh] 1573 01:09:36,476 --> 01:09:37,879 Okay, Owen. 1574 01:09:38,613 --> 01:09:40,815 Italy, I'm not kidding. 1575 01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:42,249 Anything else like that, 1576 01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:43,350 you're out for the rest of the year, you-- 1577 01:09:43,483 --> 01:09:44,719 No, no. I'm not kidding, hey! 1578 01:09:44,852 --> 01:09:47,021 -[boys groaning] -I'm not kidding. 1579 01:09:47,155 --> 01:09:48,188 Do you understand? 1580 01:09:48,355 --> 01:09:49,356 -Do you? -Yeah. 1581 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:51,025 I-- I have four older brothers. 1582 01:09:51,159 --> 01:09:52,325 Didn't have much of a choice. 1583 01:09:52,794 --> 01:09:54,162 -All right. I wanna see -[bright music] 1584 01:09:54,294 --> 01:09:55,429 what Jess has got. 1585 01:09:55,563 --> 01:09:56,798 Matt, come on out. 1586 01:09:56,931 --> 01:09:58,833 You go and play tight end. Come on out. 1587 01:10:01,301 --> 01:10:02,704 Jess. 1588 01:10:04,105 --> 01:10:06,406 To Jess. All right, here we go! 1589 01:10:06,541 --> 01:10:07,942 Let's see what she's got! 1590 01:10:08,341 --> 01:10:09,510 All right, team! Let's go! 1591 01:10:09,644 --> 01:10:11,478 All right, let's go! Let's go! 1592 01:10:12,013 --> 01:10:13,681 [boys shouting] 1593 01:10:15,083 --> 01:10:16,117 All right, let's go! 1594 01:10:16,249 --> 01:10:18,186 Defense, man to man coverage! 1595 01:10:18,318 --> 01:10:19,319 Here we go! 1596 01:10:19,554 --> 01:10:21,254 [all shouting] 1597 01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:24,592 [exciting dramatic music] 1598 01:10:26,661 --> 01:10:27,662 What are you doing? 1599 01:10:27,795 --> 01:10:29,664 Get the ball. Gimme that ball. 1600 01:10:31,099 --> 01:10:32,499 Hey, hey. 1601 01:10:33,266 --> 01:10:34,836 You do what I told you to do. 1602 01:10:35,103 --> 01:10:36,336 Do you understand? 1603 01:10:37,105 --> 01:10:38,072 Do it again, come on! 1604 01:10:38,206 --> 01:10:39,674 Let's go, dude! You got this! 1605 01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,374 [boys chatting] 1606 01:10:41,509 --> 01:10:42,744 You got this. 1607 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:44,645 Hold on! Defense, 1608 01:10:44,779 --> 01:10:46,379 you know where she's going! 1609 01:10:46,514 --> 01:10:48,950 Why don't you try to get there first, all right? 1610 01:10:49,282 --> 01:10:50,283 Here we go! 1611 01:10:50,551 --> 01:10:52,687 [all shouting] 1612 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:54,522 [music continues] 1613 01:10:55,690 --> 01:10:57,558 Pull! 1614 01:10:57,692 --> 01:10:59,060 This is ridiculous. 1615 01:10:59,227 --> 01:11:00,661 [boys cheering and clapping] 1616 01:11:00,828 --> 01:11:02,930 Give me the ball. Give me the ball, bring it in! 1617 01:11:03,064 --> 01:11:04,464 Bring it in. 1618 01:11:07,101 --> 01:11:08,803 [all chatting] 1619 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:14,175 [inaudible dialogue] 1620 01:11:14,307 --> 01:11:16,043 -[FT] Okay. Yeah. -Got it? 1621 01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:18,813 -Come on, come on. -[blows whistle] 1622 01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,681 Way to put the pressure on. Take a knee. 1623 01:11:22,984 --> 01:11:23,751 You listen to me. 1624 01:11:23,885 --> 01:11:25,285 You do what I tell you to do. 1625 01:11:25,520 --> 01:11:27,088 Maybe Keith's gonna be the quarterback. 1626 01:11:27,855 --> 01:11:29,356 -Are you serious? -Yeah, I'm serious. 1627 01:11:29,489 --> 01:11:30,490 Okay? 1628 01:11:30,691 --> 01:11:32,260 Do what I told you to do. 1629 01:11:33,561 --> 01:11:34,529 All right? 1630 01:11:34,662 --> 01:11:36,164 -Come on! -[all clapping] 1631 01:11:36,296 --> 01:11:37,965 -[whistle blows] -Let's go, new play! 1632 01:11:38,866 --> 01:11:41,202 [boy] We're coming, John! We're coming, John! 1633 01:11:41,334 --> 01:11:42,703 [Father Anthony] Here we go! 1634 01:11:43,271 --> 01:11:44,505 They know what they're doing? 1635 01:11:44,639 --> 01:11:46,107 Okay, here we go. 1636 01:11:46,574 --> 01:11:47,875 All right, let's go! 1637 01:11:48,242 --> 01:11:49,777 You all know what to do! 1638 01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:52,947 -[all shouting] -[Johnny] What? 1639 01:11:54,582 --> 01:11:58,019 -[all laughing] -[boy] Yeah, there we go! 1640 01:11:58,152 --> 01:12:01,421 [all cheer and clap] 1641 01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:05,860 [whistle blowing] 1642 01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:09,864 [soft music] 1643 01:12:10,798 --> 01:12:12,399 [player] I knew we could do that. 1644 01:12:13,167 --> 01:12:15,435 [Father Anthony] All right, take a knee. Take a knee. 1645 01:12:17,972 --> 01:12:19,472 [Johnny grunting] 1646 01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:21,374 [Father Anthony] All right, take a knee. 1647 01:12:23,211 --> 01:12:24,745 [Jake sighs] 1648 01:12:29,349 --> 01:12:30,785 [grunting] 1649 01:12:31,451 --> 01:12:32,787 [sighs] 1650 01:12:33,420 --> 01:12:34,622 [grunts] 1651 01:12:36,324 --> 01:12:37,859 That looked like that hurt, man. 1652 01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:41,394 I mean, they-- they creamed you. 1653 01:12:41,696 --> 01:12:43,097 Let me ask you a question. 1654 01:12:43,297 --> 01:12:44,332 Does it hurt more in your ribs, 1655 01:12:44,464 --> 01:12:45,800 -like right here? -[Johnny grunts] 1656 01:12:46,234 --> 01:12:48,102 Or-- or does it hurt more here in your belly? 1657 01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:49,502 -[Johnny groans] -Yeah, 1658 01:12:49,637 --> 01:12:52,139 that's exactly what I thought, a gut buster. 1659 01:12:52,707 --> 01:12:54,909 That feeling in your belly? 1660 01:12:55,743 --> 01:12:57,144 That's how I feel... 1661 01:12:57,879 --> 01:13:00,147 when the boy I trust to lead my team... 1662 01:13:00,615 --> 01:13:01,983 isn't man enough to do it. 1663 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:04,685 Now, how do you wanna go down? 1664 01:13:04,819 --> 01:13:06,419 In flames or in glory? 1665 01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:08,856 [Jess] Here you go, man. 1666 01:13:11,225 --> 01:13:12,459 [Johnny] Thanks. 1667 01:13:13,194 --> 01:13:14,595 All right. 1668 01:13:15,162 --> 01:13:16,864 [sisters clapping] 1669 01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:17,798 Well done, boys! 1670 01:13:18,266 --> 01:13:20,868 [sister] Go boys, let's go! You've got this! 1671 01:13:21,269 --> 01:13:22,402 Welcome to the team. 1672 01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:24,939 [all clapping and cheering] 1673 01:13:27,708 --> 01:13:29,610 [player] Let's go, baby! Yeah! 1674 01:13:29,877 --> 01:13:32,713 -[bright upbeat music] -[all] Jess, Jess, Jess! 1675 01:13:35,917 --> 01:13:39,020 ♪ Hey mister Won't you wake up ♪ 1676 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:42,556 ♪ Don't you know You're sleepwalking ♪ 1677 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:44,725 ♪ Through time ♪ 1678 01:13:45,192 --> 01:13:46,193 [inaudible] 1679 01:13:47,194 --> 01:13:48,495 ♪ Hey, mister ♪ 1680 01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:50,430 ♪ The demons you're fighting ♪ 1681 01:13:50,564 --> 01:13:54,969 ♪ Don't you let them Creep inside your mind ♪ 1682 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:58,005 ♪ Creep inside your mind ♪ 1683 01:13:58,139 --> 01:13:59,807 ♪ 'Cause when it takes you ♪ 1684 01:13:59,941 --> 01:14:02,009 ♪ Is when I lose you ♪ 1685 01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:04,779 ♪ You lock the door ♪ 1686 01:14:04,912 --> 01:14:08,950 ♪ And shut me out ♪ 1687 01:14:09,150 --> 01:14:12,586 ♪ And I guess we'll take it ♪ 1688 01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:13,754 Here at four p.m., 1689 01:14:13,888 --> 01:14:15,455 and get on that bus! 1690 01:14:17,024 --> 01:14:20,561 -♪ Praying for a saving grace ♪ -[all screaming] 1691 01:14:20,695 --> 01:14:26,934 ♪ If you're not walking away ♪ 1692 01:14:28,035 --> 01:14:30,838 ♪ Then you know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1693 01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:38,045 ♪ And I will try to be ♪ 1694 01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:42,350 ♪ Everything you need ♪ 1695 01:14:42,516 --> 01:14:44,685 -[boys laughing] -No. 1696 01:14:44,819 --> 01:14:46,220 -So, you're not from here, so... -Yeah. 1697 01:14:46,354 --> 01:14:49,190 -So are you single? -What's the boyfriend situation? 1698 01:14:49,323 --> 01:14:50,458 Oh no, no, no, no. 1699 01:14:50,591 --> 01:14:52,126 Is this funnel cake as sweet as you? 1700 01:14:52,259 --> 01:14:53,561 Man, give me a break. 1701 01:14:53,694 --> 01:14:55,096 -Is mine ready? -Here you go, sweet stuff. 1702 01:14:55,296 --> 01:14:56,764 ♪ Cannot believe ♪ 1703 01:14:57,031 --> 01:14:59,767 -♪ In what you don't see ♪ -[laughing] 1704 01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:02,436 -♪ And I'll be the light ♪ -[all screaming] 1705 01:15:02,570 --> 01:15:05,306 ♪ To lead you out the dark ♪ 1706 01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,775 [snoring] 1707 01:15:08,976 --> 01:15:11,278 [whispering] They are all sleeping. 1708 01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:15,416 [Jake snoring] 1709 01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:18,986 -[all cheering] -♪ Waiting for our Saving grace ♪ 1710 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:24,859 ♪ And if you're Not walking away ♪ 1711 01:15:24,992 --> 01:15:26,594 [Boys cheering] Seth! Seth! Seth! Seth! 1712 01:15:26,861 --> 01:15:30,097 ♪ Then you know I'm gonna stay ♪ 1713 01:15:30,464 --> 01:15:34,235 ♪ And I will try ♪ 1714 01:15:34,368 --> 01:15:36,837 ♪ To be ♪ 1715 01:15:37,972 --> 01:15:40,841 ♪ Everything you need ♪ 1716 01:15:42,143 --> 01:15:43,577 [music stops] 1717 01:15:45,579 --> 01:15:47,181 -Jake? -Mister Russell. 1718 01:15:47,348 --> 01:15:48,816 What the heck are you doing here? 1719 01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:50,284 Oh, I work here. What are you doing here? 1720 01:15:50,484 --> 01:15:52,620 -I'm here to pick up a check finally. -Oh. 1721 01:15:52,753 --> 01:15:53,954 Hey, I don't wanna be late. 1722 01:15:54,088 --> 01:15:55,256 Tell everyone over there I miss 'em. 1723 01:15:55,790 --> 01:15:57,758 [boys shouting] 1724 01:15:59,693 --> 01:16:01,829 Ooh. Okay, all right. 1725 01:16:01,962 --> 01:16:03,364 Are you all right? You alright? 1726 01:16:03,497 --> 01:16:04,765 Derek, Derek. 1727 01:16:05,366 --> 01:16:08,335 -All right, you good? -Good afternoon, Mister Russell. 1728 01:16:08,869 --> 01:16:10,504 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 1729 01:16:10,638 --> 01:16:12,773 Oh, wait. 1730 01:16:12,907 --> 01:16:14,675 You came over here to get paid. 1731 01:16:14,842 --> 01:16:15,976 -Yes. -Mm. 1732 01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:18,112 One check for the total amount owed. 1733 01:16:19,548 --> 01:16:20,549 There you go. 1734 01:16:21,048 --> 01:16:22,783 I sure appreciate you coming over here. 1735 01:16:23,117 --> 01:16:25,419 We have been so busy with the start of the school year, 1736 01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:27,721 and, well, all of this. 1737 01:16:30,624 --> 01:16:31,792 [all cheer] 1738 01:16:31,926 --> 01:16:33,427 And you have Jake Bauer working here? 1739 01:16:33,562 --> 01:16:35,663 Mm-hmm, we do indeed. 1740 01:16:35,830 --> 01:16:37,364 And thank God we do. 1741 01:16:38,632 --> 01:16:40,401 -He's your football coach? -Mm-hmm. 1742 01:16:40,535 --> 01:16:42,336 And janitor, and handyman. 1743 01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:44,338 I mean, he's a real godsend. 1744 01:16:44,638 --> 01:16:47,041 [laughs] I guess actually he's a-- 1745 01:16:47,174 --> 01:16:48,409 a yousend. 1746 01:16:48,843 --> 01:16:52,379 I mean, if you hadn't fired such a hard worker, 1747 01:16:52,514 --> 01:16:56,518 we never would have discovered all of his hidden talents. 1748 01:16:56,650 --> 01:16:58,619 -Hidden talents? -Mm-hmm. 1749 01:16:58,752 --> 01:17:00,187 Remember what Jesus said, 1750 01:17:00,321 --> 01:17:03,424 "The righteous will shine forth as the sun." 1751 01:17:03,558 --> 01:17:04,625 Oh, Jesus said that? 1752 01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:05,793 He did indeed. 1753 01:17:06,393 --> 01:17:08,462 And He was talking about Jake Bauer when He said that? 1754 01:17:08,597 --> 01:17:09,763 So it appears. 1755 01:17:09,897 --> 01:17:11,533 -[Jake] Johnny make sure... -Okay. 1756 01:17:11,665 --> 01:17:13,033 I'm gonna go. 1757 01:17:13,167 --> 01:17:14,435 [chuckles] 1758 01:17:14,569 --> 01:17:15,537 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 1759 01:17:15,669 --> 01:17:16,904 And thank you 1760 01:17:17,037 --> 01:17:19,106 -for your patience. -Yes. 1761 01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:27,748 Sister? You have a visitor. 1762 01:17:27,882 --> 01:17:29,083 -Ah, Sister. -[chuckles] 1763 01:17:29,216 --> 01:17:30,818 Please forgive the intrusion. 1764 01:17:30,951 --> 01:17:33,821 Bishop McPeak, what a happy surprise. 1765 01:17:34,021 --> 01:17:35,756 Oh, is everything okay? 1766 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:37,191 -Oh, yes. -Oh. 1767 01:17:37,324 --> 01:17:38,560 Everything's great. 1768 01:17:39,026 --> 01:17:41,028 -Oh, why I'm here. -[chuckles] 1769 01:17:41,162 --> 01:17:42,930 Father Tony has been emailing me 1770 01:17:43,063 --> 01:17:45,099 -about the football squad. -Ah... 1771 01:17:45,232 --> 01:17:46,635 I used to play back in the day. 1772 01:17:46,767 --> 01:17:48,002 Oh, yes. 1773 01:17:48,135 --> 01:17:50,104 Everybody knows about the battling bishop 1774 01:17:50,237 --> 01:17:52,373 of Boulder Creek. [chuckles] 1775 01:17:52,507 --> 01:17:53,542 Oh... 1776 01:17:53,807 --> 01:17:55,943 I don't wanna brag or anything. 1777 01:17:56,210 --> 01:17:57,244 [chuckles] 1778 01:17:57,612 --> 01:17:59,313 [sighs] Amazing. 1779 01:17:59,446 --> 01:18:00,447 [Sister Kathleen] Mm. 1780 01:18:05,052 --> 01:18:07,688 Listen, the diocese office has been scrambling 1781 01:18:07,821 --> 01:18:09,456 to get them on the schedule, 1782 01:18:09,757 --> 01:18:11,660 but don't worry about that. 1783 01:18:11,959 --> 01:18:12,993 I'll take care of it. 1784 01:18:13,127 --> 01:18:15,062 Oh, come on, Excellency. 1785 01:18:15,196 --> 01:18:16,997 Surely you have more important things 1786 01:18:17,131 --> 01:18:19,433 to worry about than a high school football team. 1787 01:18:19,568 --> 01:18:20,501 Yes, Sister. 1788 01:18:20,635 --> 01:18:21,670 Yes, I do. 1789 01:18:22,136 --> 01:18:23,605 But I would still like to meet the team 1790 01:18:23,737 --> 01:18:24,838 and its coach. 1791 01:18:24,972 --> 01:18:27,308 Well, let me introduce you. 1792 01:18:27,474 --> 01:18:29,476 [music box playing] 1793 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:31,845 Yo, Keith! 1794 01:18:31,979 --> 01:18:33,247 I'm open, fool! 1795 01:18:33,981 --> 01:18:36,450 -[music box shatters] -[all groan] 1796 01:18:36,585 --> 01:18:39,820 [indistinct muttering] 1797 01:18:44,058 --> 01:18:45,359 [boy] Johnny, seriously? 1798 01:18:47,529 --> 01:18:48,729 [boy 2] Johnny... 1799 01:18:50,864 --> 01:18:52,701 [sighs] Johnny. 1800 01:18:52,833 --> 01:18:54,201 What have you done? 1801 01:18:57,639 --> 01:18:59,340 Just read something. 1802 01:19:04,078 --> 01:19:05,513 I was right there, bro. 1803 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,281 [muttering] 1804 01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,216 [Keith exhales] 1805 01:19:22,796 --> 01:19:24,131 [sighs] 1806 01:19:27,167 --> 01:19:28,902 [clicks tongue] Oh... 1807 01:19:30,838 --> 01:19:32,172 [soft rattling] 1808 01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:37,177 [knocking on door] 1809 01:19:37,311 --> 01:19:40,080 [dramatic music] 1810 01:19:41,482 --> 01:19:43,917 -[knocking continues] -It's all right, Sisters. 1811 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:45,452 I got this. 1812 01:19:46,253 --> 01:19:48,556 It's fine, I'm sure. Just stay calm, just stay calm. 1813 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,028 -[faking deep voice] Who is it? -[music halts] 1814 01:19:54,862 --> 01:19:56,330 [Jake] Sister, it's me, Jake. 1815 01:19:56,463 --> 01:19:58,032 I'm sorry to bother you in the middle of the night, 1816 01:19:58,165 --> 01:20:00,367 but I'm-- I'm wondering if you and the Sisters 1817 01:20:00,501 --> 01:20:01,902 could come to the chapel. 1818 01:20:02,970 --> 01:20:04,338 Is this some kind of joke? 1819 01:20:04,739 --> 01:20:07,174 Because I'm totally willing to break that Commandment 1820 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:10,010 about not killing you if this is a joke. 1821 01:20:10,144 --> 01:20:12,212 [Jake chuckling] No, it's-- it's not a joke. 1822 01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:15,349 Uh, all the Sisters in ten minutes, please? 1823 01:20:20,054 --> 01:20:22,489 [all murmuring] 1824 01:20:26,293 --> 01:20:28,362 [indistinct murmuring] 1825 01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:39,940 [boys playing soft music] 1826 01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:49,917 ♪ Make me a channel Of your peace ♪ 1827 01:20:50,050 --> 01:20:52,052 ♪ Where there is hatred ♪ 1828 01:20:52,186 --> 01:20:56,890 ♪ Let me bring your love ♪ 1829 01:20:57,024 --> 01:20:59,594 ♪ Where there is injury ♪ 1830 01:20:59,728 --> 01:21:03,598 ♪ Your pardon, Lord ♪ 1831 01:21:04,098 --> 01:21:05,834 ♪ And where there's doubt ♪ 1832 01:21:05,966 --> 01:21:10,904 ♪ True faith in you ♪ 1833 01:21:11,038 --> 01:21:13,207 ♪ Oh master, grant that ♪ 1834 01:21:13,340 --> 01:21:18,078 ♪ I may never seek ♪ 1835 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:20,849 ♪ So much to be consoled ♪ 1836 01:21:20,981 --> 01:21:24,819 ♪ As to console ♪ 1837 01:21:24,952 --> 01:21:27,221 ♪ To be understood ♪ 1838 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:31,860 ♪ As to understand ♪ 1839 01:21:31,992 --> 01:21:35,028 ♪ To be loved as to love ♪ 1840 01:21:35,162 --> 01:21:40,167 ♪ With all my soul ♪ 1841 01:21:43,872 --> 01:21:50,177 ♪ Make me a channel Of your peace ♪ 1842 01:21:50,310 --> 01:21:52,847 ♪ It is in pardoning ♪ 1843 01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:57,384 ♪ That we are pardoned ♪ 1844 01:21:57,585 --> 01:22:00,120 ♪ In giving of ourselves ♪ 1845 01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:03,991 ♪ That we receive ♪ 1846 01:22:04,324 --> 01:22:11,265 ♪ And in dying That we're born ♪ 1847 01:22:12,834 --> 01:22:19,339 ♪ To eternal ♪ 1848 01:22:19,541 --> 01:22:20,675 ♪ Life ♪ 1849 01:22:20,809 --> 01:22:28,415 ♪ Make me a channel Of your peace ♪ 1850 01:22:28,616 --> 01:22:33,855 ♪ Peace ♪ 1851 01:22:34,021 --> 01:22:35,790 [sisters clapping] 1852 01:22:35,924 --> 01:22:37,592 [indistinct murmuring] 1853 01:22:42,463 --> 01:22:44,498 Hey Jake, are you still down here? 1854 01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:45,966 I'm right here. 1855 01:22:46,266 --> 01:22:48,268 Oh. [chuckles] Listen. 1856 01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:50,872 I know you're in work mode and not coach mode, 1857 01:22:51,004 --> 01:22:52,206 but could you come up here? 1858 01:22:52,406 --> 01:22:54,509 We're trying to figure something out. 1859 01:22:56,845 --> 01:22:57,946 Sure. 1860 01:22:58,178 --> 01:22:59,581 You're a peach. 1861 01:23:00,414 --> 01:23:01,883 Oh, you know we're getting pretty close 1862 01:23:02,015 --> 01:23:03,685 to some possible game dates, 1863 01:23:03,818 --> 01:23:05,620 and we can't put it off anymore. 1864 01:23:05,954 --> 01:23:07,421 We need to name the team. 1865 01:23:07,655 --> 01:23:08,756 Uh-huh. 1866 01:23:08,890 --> 01:23:10,257 And we've been bouncing around some ideas. 1867 01:23:10,390 --> 01:23:11,793 -Right. -And since we're both 1868 01:23:11,926 --> 01:23:13,427 Franciscan brothers, we thought that if we 1869 01:23:13,561 --> 01:23:14,995 could come up with something 1870 01:23:15,128 --> 01:23:16,531 that could pay homage to St. Francis, 1871 01:23:16,664 --> 01:23:18,900 that'd be really good. And as you're aware, 1872 01:23:19,032 --> 01:23:20,334 he's really into nature. 1873 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:21,603 Right? 1874 01:23:21,836 --> 01:23:23,370 The red-eyed tree frogs. 1875 01:23:23,504 --> 01:23:25,205 -No. -What? They're endangered. 1876 01:23:25,339 --> 01:23:26,741 -Stop it. -Sparrows? 1877 01:23:26,875 --> 01:23:28,075 -No. -Caribou. 1878 01:23:28,208 --> 01:23:29,677 -Are you kidding me? -Whippoorwills! 1879 01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:31,478 -What? -Go gazelles. 1880 01:23:31,613 --> 01:23:32,680 Absolutely not. 1881 01:23:32,814 --> 01:23:34,147 -Gelflings! -No! 1882 01:23:34,549 --> 01:23:35,984 Wait, you just made that up. 1883 01:23:36,116 --> 01:23:38,018 Whatever that is, that doesn't exist. 1884 01:23:38,151 --> 01:23:39,386 You guys, seriously. 1885 01:23:39,721 --> 01:23:41,321 It's easy. You gotta pick a team name 1886 01:23:41,455 --> 01:23:42,624 that's masculine, right? 1887 01:23:42,757 --> 01:23:44,258 And maybe-- maybe how about this? 1888 01:23:44,391 --> 01:23:47,060 Something masculine and Biblical, right? 1889 01:23:47,194 --> 01:23:48,796 Think about it, masculine, biblical. 1890 01:23:49,096 --> 01:23:50,765 Wait a minute, I have it. 1891 01:23:51,031 --> 01:23:53,100 I have it. [chuckles] 1892 01:23:53,902 --> 01:23:55,135 Are you ready? 1893 01:23:55,737 --> 01:23:57,337 The Centurions. 1894 01:23:59,774 --> 01:24:00,942 What, are you kidding me? 1895 01:24:01,074 --> 01:24:02,242 The Centurions. 1896 01:24:02,544 --> 01:24:04,211 Come on, that's great. The Centurions. 1897 01:24:04,344 --> 01:24:05,412 They were the ones who... 1898 01:24:05,613 --> 01:24:07,682 [Both] Nailed Jesus to the cross. 1899 01:24:09,851 --> 01:24:11,318 I can't think of everything. 1900 01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:19,794 What is this? 1901 01:24:20,929 --> 01:24:23,598 [all cheering and clapping] 1902 01:24:25,332 --> 01:24:28,201 [all grunting] 1903 01:24:31,238 --> 01:24:35,009 [all clapping and cheering] 1904 01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:37,979 -What do you think, coach? -Look at you! 1905 01:24:38,111 --> 01:24:39,981 You guys look like a real team! 1906 01:24:40,113 --> 01:24:41,415 [all cheering] 1907 01:24:41,549 --> 01:24:43,450 This is amazing, it's just amazing! 1908 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:46,453 -You're amazing here! -[all cheer and clap] 1909 01:24:46,588 --> 01:24:49,023 Now gentlemen, let's party! 1910 01:24:49,156 --> 01:24:50,625 [all cheering and clapping] 1911 01:24:50,758 --> 01:24:52,727 [upbeat rock music] 1912 01:24:56,330 --> 01:24:58,231 -[Sister Kathleen] Jake? -Huh? 1913 01:25:01,536 --> 01:25:04,104 I believe you know Bob Russell of Elek Plumbing, 1914 01:25:04,338 --> 01:25:06,074 our new team sponsor. 1915 01:25:06,206 --> 01:25:07,407 -Yes. -W-- Wait, what? 1916 01:25:07,542 --> 01:25:08,876 I am an alumni, and I just wanted-- 1917 01:25:09,010 --> 01:25:10,712 Uh, from long before I was here. 1918 01:25:11,478 --> 01:25:13,581 What you're doing with these kids is so amazing. 1919 01:25:13,715 --> 01:25:14,983 Thank you, Jake. 1920 01:25:15,115 --> 01:25:16,283 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1921 01:25:16,416 --> 01:25:17,585 And of course your new best friend, 1922 01:25:17,719 --> 01:25:18,953 -the bishop. -How's it going, Greg? 1923 01:25:19,087 --> 01:25:20,487 Good, how you doing? 1924 01:25:20,622 --> 01:25:22,724 All right, I'm gonna let you boys talk football. 1925 01:25:23,992 --> 01:25:25,292 Well, I got some good news. 1926 01:25:25,425 --> 01:25:26,828 It isn't a perfect situation, 1927 01:25:26,961 --> 01:25:29,964 but our old buddy from the seminary, Finnigan? 1928 01:25:30,098 --> 01:25:31,032 Oh, he's a bishop now? 1929 01:25:31,164 --> 01:25:32,533 Yes he is. 1930 01:25:32,667 --> 01:25:35,069 And he opened up a preseason spot. 1931 01:25:35,202 --> 01:25:36,804 Can you be ready in two weeks? 1932 01:25:37,270 --> 01:25:39,874 Well, I would've said no five minutes ago, but... 1933 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:41,676 I don't know, thanks to-- 1934 01:25:41,943 --> 01:25:43,276 thanks to Bob Russell, 1935 01:25:43,911 --> 01:25:46,047 yeah, man. I think we'd be ready. 1936 01:25:46,413 --> 01:25:48,315 -Where we going? -Pennsylvania. 1937 01:25:48,516 --> 01:25:49,951 Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 1938 01:25:50,084 --> 01:25:52,954 We are playing Bethlehem Catholic Golden Hawks. 1939 01:25:53,121 --> 01:25:55,556 -[soft melancholic music] -Is this some kind of joke? 1940 01:25:55,690 --> 01:25:57,725 No, and it wasn't easy, either. 1941 01:25:58,158 --> 01:25:59,192 Nobody wants to play a team 1942 01:25:59,326 --> 01:26:00,695 that no one's ever heard of. 1943 01:26:00,828 --> 01:26:03,263 Finnigan offered us a preseason exhibition spot 1944 01:26:03,397 --> 01:26:06,299 against the Golden Hawks, so I jumped on it. 1945 01:26:06,668 --> 01:26:09,704 But remember, it doesn't matter if we win or lose. 1946 01:26:10,004 --> 01:26:13,675 We are playing some honest to God football, boys. 1947 01:26:13,975 --> 01:26:16,176 But try to win. 1948 01:26:16,309 --> 01:26:17,512 Right, Jake? 1949 01:26:19,047 --> 01:26:20,148 Jake? 1950 01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:23,885 ♪ Been asleep for so long ♪ 1951 01:26:25,252 --> 01:26:28,089 ♪ I forgot what it was like ♪ 1952 01:26:28,221 --> 01:26:30,190 ♪ To be awake ♪ 1953 01:26:30,323 --> 01:26:31,759 [crowd cheering] 1954 01:26:31,893 --> 01:26:33,360 [sportscaster] Hatcher keeps the ball 1955 01:26:33,493 --> 01:26:35,328 -Turn it up, turn it up! -Up field, up field! 1956 01:26:35,462 --> 01:26:37,065 [sportscaster] ...and had room to run, 1957 01:26:37,197 --> 01:26:39,167 but [indistinct] closes in and takes him down 1958 01:26:39,299 --> 01:26:40,968 at the 20 yard line. 1959 01:26:41,536 --> 01:26:42,670 Hey, hey, hey. 1960 01:26:43,071 --> 01:26:44,539 What are you doing? You're going the wrong way. 1961 01:26:44,672 --> 01:26:46,607 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm okay. 1962 01:26:47,474 --> 01:26:48,743 You wanna come out? 1963 01:26:48,876 --> 01:26:50,343 -Put Frank in. -Yeah, we'll put Frank in. 1964 01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:52,446 -Come on out. -No, he'll fumble. 1965 01:26:52,580 --> 01:26:54,214 I-- I've got one more in me, I think. 1966 01:26:54,481 --> 01:26:55,850 Well, Ryan, I would love to stand here 1967 01:26:55,983 --> 01:26:58,385 and discuss this with you, but I got a game to win. 1968 01:26:58,519 --> 01:27:00,420 -Are you in or you out? -I'm in. 1969 01:27:00,621 --> 01:27:01,689 All right, then get in! 1970 01:27:01,823 --> 01:27:03,223 -[whistle blowing] -Let's go! 1971 01:27:03,591 --> 01:27:04,992 [sportscaster] Hatcher keeps the ball again 1972 01:27:05,126 --> 01:27:06,393 but is hit hard 1973 01:27:06,527 --> 01:27:08,763 by three linebackers on the ten. 1974 01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:12,600 ♪ Pray to God that I was wrong ♪ 1975 01:27:13,134 --> 01:27:17,605 ♪ This is all some Big mistake ♪ 1976 01:27:19,239 --> 01:27:21,943 -♪ I lost a part of me ♪ -[sirens wailing] 1977 01:27:22,143 --> 01:27:26,246 ♪ In you that I will never get back ♪ 1978 01:27:26,379 --> 01:27:27,849 ♪ Took me years ♪ 1979 01:27:27,982 --> 01:27:29,917 -♪ To finally see ♪ -[reporters shouting] 1980 01:27:30,051 --> 01:27:32,385 -Coach Bauer, have you been fired? -No, I haven't been fired. 1981 01:27:32,520 --> 01:27:34,989 -[reporter] Who is responsible? -[indistinct] 1982 01:27:35,123 --> 01:27:36,691 [overlapping dialogues] 1983 01:27:36,824 --> 01:27:38,358 [woman] What happened to Ryan? 1984 01:27:38,492 --> 01:27:40,695 [crowd shouting] 1985 01:27:45,398 --> 01:27:47,367 ♪ So wake up ♪ 1986 01:27:47,501 --> 01:27:50,772 ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ 1987 01:27:50,972 --> 01:27:53,306 ♪ I know where you've been ♪ 1988 01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:55,710 No! Come on, no! 1989 01:27:56,276 --> 01:27:57,512 Come on! 1990 01:27:57,912 --> 01:28:01,182 I've looked everywhere, and he is nowhere to be found. 1991 01:28:01,314 --> 01:28:03,017 No, he's not here. 1992 01:28:05,019 --> 01:28:06,286 Yes, gentlemen? 1993 01:28:07,622 --> 01:28:09,557 I know that when I tell you this, 1994 01:28:10,091 --> 01:28:11,993 I'm gonna get in a lot of trouble, 1995 01:28:12,193 --> 01:28:13,694 [melancholic music continues] 1996 01:28:14,327 --> 01:28:15,830 but I think I know where he is. 1997 01:28:17,532 --> 01:28:22,170 ♪ Oh ♪ 1998 01:28:22,302 --> 01:28:23,771 [music fades] 1999 01:28:27,175 --> 01:28:29,644 Jake, I believe your girlfriend's here. 2000 01:28:32,213 --> 01:28:35,016 Jake. Jake, incoming. 2001 01:28:40,087 --> 01:28:42,422 Oh, Jesus. 2002 01:28:42,723 --> 01:28:44,158 You're gonna wish it was Jesus, 2003 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:47,862 because He's all loving and all forgiving, but me? 2004 01:28:47,995 --> 01:28:50,463 I am just one angry nun! 2005 01:28:51,398 --> 01:28:52,600 Okay, I'm out. 2006 01:28:53,234 --> 01:28:55,435 Why don't you just turn around and get outta here? 2007 01:28:55,570 --> 01:28:56,771 Nobody wants you here. 2008 01:28:56,904 --> 01:28:58,706 Would you excuse us, please? 2009 01:28:58,873 --> 01:28:59,874 Uh... 2010 01:29:00,340 --> 01:29:01,509 Uh-- 2011 01:29:01,642 --> 01:29:03,644 Look, I'm-- I'm sorry, I have to stay 2012 01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:05,980 where the-- where the money is. You know, it's the boss'-- 2013 01:29:06,113 --> 01:29:07,815 -Get out. -10-4. 2014 01:29:09,449 --> 01:29:10,651 [door opens] 2015 01:29:11,586 --> 01:29:12,787 [door closes] 2016 01:29:15,723 --> 01:29:17,525 You know, you almost had me. 2017 01:29:19,093 --> 01:29:21,494 You almost pulled it off. 2018 01:29:23,231 --> 01:29:24,464 Come home. 2019 01:29:25,933 --> 01:29:27,935 You think I'm stupid, don't you? 2020 01:29:28,569 --> 01:29:31,404 That I don't-- I don't know what it is that you're doing. 2021 01:29:31,539 --> 01:29:32,974 I know exactly 2022 01:29:33,307 --> 01:29:34,709 what you're doing. 2023 01:29:35,076 --> 01:29:36,510 You're doing the exact same thing to me 2024 01:29:36,644 --> 01:29:38,378 that you do to those boys. 2025 01:29:39,614 --> 01:29:41,015 You're selling hope. 2026 01:29:42,382 --> 01:29:43,483 But you just forget to mention 2027 01:29:43,618 --> 01:29:46,287 that it is a hopeless world, 2028 01:29:47,021 --> 01:29:50,024 and that god that you are pushing up there, 2029 01:29:50,157 --> 01:29:52,492 he is a cruel god. 2030 01:29:52,627 --> 01:29:54,028 You don't mean that. 2031 01:29:55,229 --> 01:29:56,697 I'll tell you this. 2032 01:29:57,665 --> 01:29:59,166 If He is up there, 2033 01:30:00,701 --> 01:30:02,069 He's got a sense of humor. 2034 01:30:02,203 --> 01:30:03,403 You listen, listen. 2035 01:30:04,205 --> 01:30:06,807 You can hear Him laughing at old Jake Bauer. 2036 01:30:08,509 --> 01:30:10,611 The big laughing guy in the sky. 2037 01:30:19,587 --> 01:30:20,788 Now... [sniffles] 2038 01:30:20,922 --> 01:30:22,990 I want you to do me a favor. 2039 01:30:23,257 --> 01:30:24,659 This is really important. 2040 01:30:26,694 --> 01:30:28,996 For once in your life, 2041 01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:32,133 I want you to tell those boys the truth, 2042 01:30:32,266 --> 01:30:33,466 okay? 2043 01:30:33,601 --> 01:30:35,336 I want you to go back to that school, 2044 01:30:36,037 --> 01:30:38,806 and I want you to look 'em in the eye, 2045 01:30:38,940 --> 01:30:41,876 and I want you to admit to them 2046 01:30:42,343 --> 01:30:43,978 that they are never, 2047 01:30:44,111 --> 01:30:45,079 ever gonna be 2048 01:30:45,212 --> 01:30:47,281 anything more than they are right now. 2049 01:30:47,982 --> 01:30:49,850 -[bottles clinking] -Listen to me! 2050 01:30:50,184 --> 01:30:53,721 You are not gonna be another in a long line of men 2051 01:30:53,888 --> 01:30:56,524 who turn their back on those boys! 2052 01:30:56,657 --> 01:30:58,626 Do you hear me? 2053 01:30:58,759 --> 01:31:00,628 You are gonna pull yourself together, 2054 01:31:00,761 --> 01:31:03,965 and you are gonna finish what you started! 2055 01:31:04,131 --> 01:31:05,199 Do you hear me? 2056 01:31:08,035 --> 01:31:11,672 You are so stupid sometimes! 2057 01:31:15,009 --> 01:31:17,611 If you knew anything about me... 2058 01:31:18,913 --> 01:31:21,048 ...you would never want me to coach. 2059 01:31:23,451 --> 01:31:24,452 Jake. 2060 01:31:24,752 --> 01:31:26,854 [soft music] 2061 01:31:27,388 --> 01:31:28,488 Do you think 2062 01:31:28,856 --> 01:31:31,859 that I would have let you anywhere near my boys... 2063 01:31:33,327 --> 01:31:36,564 ...if I didn't know everything about you? 2064 01:31:40,468 --> 01:31:42,036 I know all about Ryan. 2065 01:31:43,371 --> 01:31:44,572 [sniffles] 2066 01:31:45,306 --> 01:31:46,707 And I know, 2067 01:31:47,675 --> 01:31:50,244 I know that if you could, 2068 01:31:50,711 --> 01:31:52,046 you would change it all. 2069 01:31:52,179 --> 01:31:54,248 [Jake sobbing] 2070 01:31:54,448 --> 01:31:56,117 But you can't. 2071 01:31:58,019 --> 01:31:59,020 [sobbing] 2072 01:31:59,954 --> 01:32:02,590 If you weren't so determined to hate yourself, 2073 01:32:03,357 --> 01:32:06,894 you would see your purpose as clearly as I do. 2074 01:32:07,061 --> 01:32:09,030 [shushes] 2075 01:32:09,163 --> 01:32:13,634 You were sent here to protect my boys, Jake. 2076 01:32:14,535 --> 01:32:15,936 They need you. 2077 01:32:17,238 --> 01:32:18,572 We all need you. 2078 01:32:18,773 --> 01:32:20,174 We need you. 2079 01:32:22,476 --> 01:32:25,212 How all this happened is such a glorious mystery to me, 2080 01:32:25,346 --> 01:32:26,847 but it did happen. 2081 01:32:27,748 --> 01:32:29,617 And you will go back. 2082 01:32:31,385 --> 01:32:33,187 This time you won't be alone. 2083 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:34,321 [sighs] 2084 01:32:35,623 --> 01:32:36,857 Wait a minute. 2085 01:32:37,425 --> 01:32:38,626 [sniffles] 2086 01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:40,995 I have to go. 2087 01:32:41,128 --> 01:32:42,329 Go where? 2088 01:32:43,631 --> 01:32:45,099 I have to go there. 2089 01:32:46,400 --> 01:32:48,602 [soft hopeful music] 2090 01:32:48,736 --> 01:32:50,137 Hey, hey. 2091 01:32:50,271 --> 01:32:51,205 No, no, no. Jake. 2092 01:32:51,338 --> 01:32:53,607 Y-- You're in no condition to drive. 2093 01:32:54,543 --> 01:32:56,177 [sighs] Can you drive stick? 2094 01:32:56,310 --> 01:32:57,678 [Johnny] I never stole one of those. 2095 01:32:57,812 --> 01:32:59,613 -You? -[Keith] Me neither. 2096 01:33:01,582 --> 01:33:02,917 Sister Margaret Anthony, 2097 01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:04,652 may we borrow your car keys? 2098 01:33:04,785 --> 01:33:06,454 You're not driving our car. 2099 01:33:06,587 --> 01:33:08,622 No, I'm not driving your car. 2100 01:33:08,756 --> 01:33:10,191 He is. Let's go. 2101 01:33:10,324 --> 01:33:12,726 -[Johnny] Where are we going? -We are going east. 2102 01:33:12,860 --> 01:33:14,395 Wake me up when we get to Pennsylvania. 2103 01:33:14,529 --> 01:33:16,797 Wait a minute! You-- you can't just leave us here. 2104 01:33:16,931 --> 01:33:18,365 We don't drive stick, either! 2105 01:33:18,499 --> 01:33:20,167 -Take an Uber. -[engine starts] 2106 01:33:20,935 --> 01:33:23,137 Jake! [scoffs] 2107 01:33:24,872 --> 01:33:26,974 They really are good boys. 2108 01:33:28,375 --> 01:33:29,743 What's an Uber? 2109 01:33:30,177 --> 01:33:31,645 [chuckles] 2110 01:33:33,047 --> 01:33:34,949 ♪ So wake up ♪ 2111 01:33:35,082 --> 01:33:38,486 ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ 2112 01:33:38,819 --> 01:33:41,655 ♪ I know where you've been ♪ 2113 01:33:41,989 --> 01:33:44,925 ♪ Don't dwell on your sins ♪ 2114 01:33:45,527 --> 01:33:48,195 ♪ Remember the love ♪ 2115 01:33:48,329 --> 01:33:51,966 ♪ That lighted your days ♪ 2116 01:33:52,166 --> 01:33:59,073 ♪ You'll be okay ♪ 2117 01:33:59,406 --> 01:34:00,641 ♪ Wake up ♪ 2118 01:34:00,774 --> 01:34:04,546 ♪ I've been waiting for you ♪ 2119 01:34:04,678 --> 01:34:07,616 ♪ I know where you've been ♪ 2120 01:34:07,748 --> 01:34:11,385 -♪ Don't dwell on your sins ♪ -[doorbell rings] 2121 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:15,156 ♪ Remember the love ♪ 2122 01:34:15,723 --> 01:34:17,258 [Jake] Hey Anthony, Diane. 2123 01:34:18,425 --> 01:34:19,960 I know it's been a while, but I'm wondering 2124 01:34:20,094 --> 01:34:21,929 if you might have a minute to talk. 2125 01:34:25,799 --> 01:34:27,201 Sure. 2126 01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:29,236 Come on in. 2127 01:34:30,404 --> 01:34:32,273 [music fades] 2128 01:34:32,406 --> 01:34:34,275 [birds chirping] 2129 01:34:36,545 --> 01:34:39,380 Ryan... was a miracle. 2130 01:34:41,215 --> 01:34:42,883 In all my years coaching, I don't-- 2131 01:34:43,017 --> 01:34:44,385 I don't think I've ev-- 2132 01:34:44,519 --> 01:34:45,654 ever found a more perfect fit 2133 01:34:45,786 --> 01:34:47,221 for this game. 2134 01:34:47,721 --> 01:34:49,290 He had extraordinary skills, 2135 01:34:49,757 --> 01:34:50,691 and 2136 01:34:50,824 --> 01:34:52,026 perseverance, 2137 01:34:53,027 --> 01:34:55,362 and a very strong will. 2138 01:34:56,565 --> 01:34:59,266 Let me tell you what I remember most about him. 2139 01:35:00,134 --> 01:35:02,870 I remember his heart. 2140 01:35:04,338 --> 01:35:06,840 That kid was just filled with love. 2141 01:35:07,241 --> 01:35:09,310 He loved everything. He loved the game, 2142 01:35:09,443 --> 01:35:10,612 he loved his team. 2143 01:35:10,744 --> 01:35:11,745 He even loved his opponents. 2144 01:35:11,879 --> 01:35:12,846 You know, to him-- to him, 2145 01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:14,481 they were all the same. 2146 01:35:16,618 --> 01:35:18,752 [soft music] 2147 01:35:20,287 --> 01:35:23,057 But you know, this 20 years that I have spent... 2148 01:35:24,792 --> 01:35:27,328 [sighs] ...running away from that night has been a-- 2149 01:35:29,830 --> 01:35:32,299 a terrible insult to that boy's legacy. 2150 01:35:34,603 --> 01:35:35,869 And I gotta be honest. 2151 01:35:36,437 --> 01:35:39,406 I just don't have it in me to keep running. 2152 01:35:42,776 --> 01:35:44,011 So... 2153 01:35:45,346 --> 01:35:48,182 ...I guess you are stuck with me. 2154 01:35:48,315 --> 01:35:50,518 -Let's play football! -[all] Yeah! 2155 01:35:50,652 --> 01:35:52,953 [all clapping] 2156 01:36:00,394 --> 01:36:03,297 No wonder the electric bill is bigger than the national debt. 2157 01:36:12,674 --> 01:36:13,874 Ah-ha! 2158 01:36:14,008 --> 01:36:15,175 [door closes] 2159 01:36:15,309 --> 01:36:16,810 The brothers told me you were back. 2160 01:36:16,944 --> 01:36:19,046 -Hm. -I knew I'd find ya. 2161 01:36:19,813 --> 01:36:22,717 Well, I like that idea of yours, hide in plain sight. 2162 01:36:22,950 --> 01:36:25,319 But now you did find me, and you ruined it. 2163 01:36:25,452 --> 01:36:27,388 Hmm, and now you have to kill me. 2164 01:36:27,589 --> 01:36:29,823 Well, this is your lucky day, because 2165 01:36:29,957 --> 01:36:31,992 if I did kill you, and I probably should, 2166 01:36:32,426 --> 01:36:34,495 I'm the one who'd get stuck cleaning it up. 2167 01:36:34,629 --> 01:36:35,829 [soft chuckle] 2168 01:36:36,598 --> 01:36:38,365 Hey, um... 2169 01:36:38,499 --> 01:36:39,768 You should know, I-- 2170 01:36:40,167 --> 01:36:41,670 I talked to the kids today. 2171 01:36:41,935 --> 01:36:43,672 Told them everything. 2172 01:36:43,804 --> 01:36:45,205 How'd that go? 2173 01:36:46,974 --> 01:36:48,876 [deep breath] 2174 01:36:49,009 --> 01:36:50,578 They're really good boys. 2175 01:36:51,979 --> 01:36:53,615 Copy that. 2176 01:36:53,748 --> 01:36:54,783 May I sit? 2177 01:36:54,915 --> 01:36:56,884 Hey, you know what Jesus said. 2178 01:36:57,184 --> 01:36:59,587 "Wherever two or more are gathered in my name." 2179 01:36:59,721 --> 01:37:02,691 Whoa. [laughing] What? 2180 01:37:02,956 --> 01:37:04,858 Don't get excited. It's written right here. 2181 01:37:04,992 --> 01:37:07,194 Oh. [laughing] 2182 01:37:07,961 --> 01:37:09,229 You-- You got me on that. 2183 01:37:10,197 --> 01:37:13,467 -You're such a jerk. -[both laugh] 2184 01:37:17,404 --> 01:37:18,405 Hm. 2185 01:37:18,773 --> 01:37:20,608 You know, I've been sitting here... 2186 01:37:21,576 --> 01:37:22,976 ...trying to get some peace and quiet, 2187 01:37:23,110 --> 01:37:25,112 and I've been thinking about a lot. 2188 01:37:28,315 --> 01:37:29,718 You know, none of this would have happened 2189 01:37:29,850 --> 01:37:31,452 if it weren't for you. 2190 01:37:31,985 --> 01:37:33,153 Ah! 2191 01:37:33,287 --> 01:37:36,423 Everyone knows there is no "U" in team. 2192 01:37:37,458 --> 01:37:38,793 [sighs] 2193 01:37:38,959 --> 01:37:42,096 That is something else that I wanted to talk to you about. 2194 01:37:42,296 --> 01:37:45,165 Now listen, you and your fellow Sisters, you gotta 2195 01:37:45,299 --> 01:37:47,167 lower your expectations. 2196 01:37:47,301 --> 01:37:48,837 I-- I'm not kidding-- Now, look. 2197 01:37:48,969 --> 01:37:49,937 The kids are great. 2198 01:37:50,070 --> 01:37:51,138 They're playing great, they're 2199 01:37:51,271 --> 01:37:53,240 acting like a team, fantastic. 2200 01:37:53,374 --> 01:37:55,376 But the chances of them winning anything 2201 01:37:55,510 --> 01:37:59,313 without any game experience are slim to none. 2202 01:38:01,014 --> 01:38:02,349 Would it surprise you if I said 2203 01:38:02,483 --> 01:38:05,219 that I was never in this to win a game? 2204 01:38:09,189 --> 01:38:11,091 I wanted to win a soul. 2205 01:38:14,228 --> 01:38:17,197 Anyway. Remember what Jesus said. 2206 01:38:17,364 --> 01:38:20,167 "With the faith of a mustard seed, you can move a mountain." 2207 01:38:20,334 --> 01:38:21,669 Hey, you wanna do me a favor? 2208 01:38:21,902 --> 01:38:25,472 How about you give your buddy Jesus a message from me? 2209 01:38:25,640 --> 01:38:27,141 I hate mustard! 2210 01:38:27,742 --> 01:38:29,143 He knows. 2211 01:38:31,445 --> 01:38:32,614 Night night. 2212 01:38:33,113 --> 01:38:34,481 Goodnight. 2213 01:38:34,783 --> 01:38:37,317 [soft music] 2214 01:38:44,391 --> 01:38:47,896 ♪ Once there was a man ♪ 2215 01:38:48,028 --> 01:38:51,932 ♪ Who faulted all the time ♪ 2216 01:38:52,065 --> 01:38:55,102 ♪ Faulted all the time ♪ 2217 01:38:55,703 --> 01:38:56,704 [sighs] 2218 01:38:56,905 --> 01:39:00,240 ♪ And when it grew time ♪ 2219 01:39:00,374 --> 01:39:04,378 ♪ To get his boys in line ♪ 2220 01:39:04,512 --> 01:39:07,549 ♪ He got his men in line ♪ 2221 01:39:09,216 --> 01:39:13,721 ♪ He said, "Believe in me ♪ 2222 01:39:13,855 --> 01:39:16,957 ♪ And I will ♪ 2223 01:39:17,090 --> 01:39:20,394 ♪ Believe in you, you" ♪ 2224 01:39:20,528 --> 01:39:21,796 [Jake] All right, boys. Here we go! 2225 01:39:22,029 --> 01:39:25,399 ♪ God loved the man ♪ 2226 01:39:25,533 --> 01:39:29,938 ♪ Who laid it On the line, yeah ♪ 2227 01:39:30,070 --> 01:39:33,006 ♪ We need him to survive ♪ 2228 01:39:34,542 --> 01:39:38,546 ♪ God loved the man ♪ 2229 01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:42,817 ♪ Who laid it On the line, yeah ♪ 2230 01:39:42,951 --> 01:39:45,587 ♪ Lead him to survive ♪ 2231 01:39:45,986 --> 01:39:49,022 ♪ Will it all survive ♪ 2232 01:40:00,100 --> 01:40:03,571 ♪ Once there was a man ♪ 2233 01:40:03,705 --> 01:40:07,140 ♪ Who dreamt That he could fly ♪ 2234 01:40:07,709 --> 01:40:11,078 ♪ He thought it all the time ♪ 2235 01:40:12,547 --> 01:40:14,849 ♪ And one day he flew ♪ 2236 01:40:14,983 --> 01:40:17,184 Okay, boys, gentlemen. 2237 01:40:18,553 --> 01:40:19,587 Let's do it. 2238 01:40:19,721 --> 01:40:21,221 Locker room five, all the way at the end. 2239 01:40:21,355 --> 01:40:22,489 -[all clapping] -All right, boys. 2240 01:40:22,624 --> 01:40:24,391 -Let's go! -Let's get it, guys. 2241 01:40:24,526 --> 01:40:26,159 It's gotta be a difficult time for you. It's been 20 years 2242 01:40:26,293 --> 01:40:27,261 since you've been in this stadium. 2243 01:40:27,394 --> 01:40:28,930 What are you feeling tonight? 2244 01:40:29,096 --> 01:40:31,533 Well, um, got a lot of emotions. 2245 01:40:31,666 --> 01:40:34,067 It's been hard, but, you know, we've both decided 2246 01:40:34,669 --> 01:40:36,704 it's uh-- it's time to move on. 2247 01:40:36,838 --> 01:40:38,038 [mouths] Hi. 2248 01:40:38,873 --> 01:40:40,140 Mister Bauer. 2249 01:40:40,407 --> 01:40:42,075 Mister Bauer, this is quite a unique homecoming. 2250 01:40:42,209 --> 01:40:43,912 -You wanna comment on that? -Uh-- 2251 01:40:44,044 --> 01:40:45,647 You know what I'm talking about. It's been, uh, 2252 01:40:45,780 --> 01:40:47,682 nearly two decades since Ryan Hatcher 2253 01:40:47,815 --> 01:40:49,049 died on this very field. 2254 01:40:49,182 --> 01:40:50,417 -Any comments? -Um, excuse us. 2255 01:40:50,552 --> 01:40:51,653 -I don't know-- -Uh, Mister Bauer 2256 01:40:51,786 --> 01:40:53,186 has a team to attend to, thank you. 2257 01:40:53,320 --> 01:40:55,489 Oh, and uh, God bless Ryan Hatcher. 2258 01:40:55,623 --> 01:40:58,292 ♪ Laid it on the line, yeah ♪ 2259 01:40:58,425 --> 01:41:01,428 ♪ Lead him to survive ♪ 2260 01:41:01,629 --> 01:41:04,364 ♪ Will it all survive ♪ 2261 01:41:05,165 --> 01:41:07,902 [marching band playing] 2262 01:41:08,036 --> 01:41:12,239 [crowd cheering and applauding] 2263 01:41:20,715 --> 01:41:22,416 [announcer] And ladies and gentlemen, 2264 01:41:22,550 --> 01:41:24,184 I give you our home team, 2265 01:41:24,318 --> 01:41:27,087 the Bethlehem Catholic Golden Hawks! 2266 01:41:27,555 --> 01:41:31,593 [crowd cheering and clapping] 2267 01:41:33,561 --> 01:41:36,531 [cheerleaders chanting] 2268 01:41:43,270 --> 01:41:47,174 [marching band playing] 2269 01:41:47,341 --> 01:41:49,544 [soft dramatic music] 2270 01:41:51,378 --> 01:41:53,180 Please welcome our visiting team, 2271 01:41:53,313 --> 01:41:54,616 all the way from Ohio, 2272 01:41:54,749 --> 01:41:57,184 the Mary Immaculate Saints! 2273 01:41:58,218 --> 01:42:02,422 [crowd cheering and applauding] 2274 01:42:13,233 --> 01:42:15,302 [music continues] 2275 01:42:29,984 --> 01:42:31,619 [emotional music swells] 2276 01:42:39,259 --> 01:42:42,262 [crowd cheering] 2277 01:42:49,971 --> 01:42:51,371 Wow. 2278 01:42:52,106 --> 01:42:54,008 [attendees clapping] 2279 01:42:54,642 --> 01:42:57,078 Not much of a turnout for the underdog, huh? 2280 01:42:57,210 --> 01:43:00,648 No, I think everyone who's supposed to be here is here. 2281 01:43:01,149 --> 01:43:03,985 [sisters clapping and cheering] 2282 01:43:04,118 --> 01:43:09,524 [marching band playing "Star Spangled Banner"] 2283 01:43:22,637 --> 01:43:26,708 [crowd cheering and clapping] 2284 01:43:32,113 --> 01:43:34,448 Okay, here we go. The Saints have won the toss, 2285 01:43:34,582 --> 01:43:37,185 and Coach Bauer has elected to defer. 2286 01:43:37,384 --> 01:43:38,786 Now I'm really excited about this game. 2287 01:43:38,920 --> 01:43:41,254 All right, let's go, boys! Let's go! 2288 01:43:41,488 --> 01:43:42,724 Oh, thank you. 2289 01:43:42,857 --> 01:43:44,726 All right, get out there! Seth. 2290 01:43:47,195 --> 01:43:48,428 Put your helmet on. 2291 01:43:48,563 --> 01:43:50,064 It's a bittersweet reunion tonight 2292 01:43:50,198 --> 01:43:52,867 for Bethlehem Catholic's former coach, Jake Bauer. 2293 01:43:53,034 --> 01:43:55,435 That's right, it really is. Bauer brings with him 2294 01:43:55,570 --> 01:43:57,872 a brand new, completely inexperienced team here 2295 01:43:58,005 --> 01:43:59,473 to face this powerhouse. 2296 01:43:59,607 --> 01:44:01,308 -[whistle blows] -And we're in his hometown, no less. 2297 01:44:01,441 --> 01:44:04,812 [crowd cheering and clapping] 2298 01:44:12,053 --> 01:44:14,522 -[players chatting] -[player] Let's go, boys! 2299 01:44:27,168 --> 01:44:28,970 [cheering muffles] 2300 01:44:30,171 --> 01:44:31,873 [heavy breathing echoes] 2301 01:44:39,412 --> 01:44:41,448 He's all right, he knows what to do. 2302 01:44:43,217 --> 01:44:44,351 Come on, buddy. 2303 01:44:44,652 --> 01:44:46,087 We believe in you, Seth! 2304 01:44:46,554 --> 01:44:47,989 This is your moment! 2305 01:44:48,790 --> 01:44:51,424 -Come on, Seth! -[Johnny] You got this! 2306 01:44:52,492 --> 01:44:55,797 [crowd cheering] 2307 01:44:55,930 --> 01:44:57,732 [announcer] Yeah, that's a beaut! 2308 01:44:57,865 --> 01:45:01,269 -Watch out, let's go! -[all shouting] 2309 01:45:01,401 --> 01:45:04,939 Contain! Contain him! Contain him! 2310 01:45:05,139 --> 01:45:06,674 [players grunting] 2311 01:45:07,575 --> 01:45:09,476 [indistinct] 2312 01:45:11,846 --> 01:45:14,347 -[player] Let's go! -Knock him out of bounds! 2313 01:45:19,352 --> 01:45:21,289 Are you kidding me? Already? 2314 01:45:21,421 --> 01:45:23,591 -[whistle blows] -[sisters clap and cheer] 2315 01:45:23,724 --> 01:45:25,259 -Yeah! -That's the other team. 2316 01:45:25,392 --> 01:45:27,061 -Oh. -That's okay. 2317 01:45:28,461 --> 01:45:30,097 Get in there and block the extra point. 2318 01:45:30,231 --> 01:45:32,867 Aw, not a good beginning for the Mary Immaculate Saints. 2319 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:34,836 They'll have to do better than this or it's gonna be 2320 01:45:34,969 --> 01:45:37,437 a long ride home for Coach Bauer and his team. 2321 01:45:37,572 --> 01:45:39,674 [cheerleaders chanting] 2322 01:45:42,677 --> 01:45:44,444 [players chatting] 2323 01:45:46,413 --> 01:45:48,783 [Jake] Come on, now! Block that kick! 2324 01:45:49,449 --> 01:45:50,818 Block that kick! 2325 01:45:50,952 --> 01:45:51,986 Get it! Get it! 2326 01:45:52,954 --> 01:45:54,822 [crowd groaning] 2327 01:45:56,023 --> 01:45:57,291 [crowd booing] 2328 01:45:57,424 --> 01:46:00,962 -Whoo! -Yes! Nice! Nice! Nice. 2329 01:46:03,598 --> 01:46:05,032 You gotta be kidding me. 2330 01:46:05,166 --> 01:46:07,602 Looks like we've got ourselves a real football game now. 2331 01:46:07,735 --> 01:46:09,436 Jess D'Ambrosio on the block. 2332 01:46:09,570 --> 01:46:11,172 Well ,let me be the first to say it. 2333 01:46:11,305 --> 01:46:14,342 That young man, number 88's got a future in football. 2334 01:46:14,474 --> 01:46:16,476 All right, offense line! Hold your block! 2335 01:46:16,777 --> 01:46:17,979 -[classical music] -Check, check! 2336 01:46:18,112 --> 01:46:20,581 John, 747! John, 747! 2337 01:46:21,414 --> 01:46:23,184 And check! Strike, strike! 2338 01:46:23,317 --> 01:46:24,285 Check! 2339 01:46:24,417 --> 01:46:25,853 Hold your block! 2340 01:46:25,987 --> 01:46:27,021 Go! 2341 01:46:29,389 --> 01:46:31,158 -[players grunt] -[whistle blows] 2342 01:46:31,292 --> 01:46:34,228 -[cheering] -Come on! The block is collapsing! 2343 01:46:34,528 --> 01:46:35,897 [crowd cheering] 2344 01:46:36,030 --> 01:46:37,765 He doesn't have enough time to read the block. 2345 01:46:38,398 --> 01:46:39,533 Guys, hold steady! 2346 01:46:39,667 --> 01:46:42,136 44 stack... cover two 2347 01:46:42,270 --> 01:46:44,437 [music turns dramatic] 2348 01:46:44,572 --> 01:46:45,606 [grunting] 2349 01:46:46,107 --> 01:46:47,842 -[players grunting] -Fumble! Fumble! 2350 01:46:47,975 --> 01:46:49,810 -[crowd groaning] -[whistle blows] 2351 01:46:49,944 --> 01:46:51,679 Yeah! Yeah! 2352 01:46:52,479 --> 01:46:54,348 [crowd groaning] 2353 01:46:54,481 --> 01:46:55,917 I got it! 2354 01:46:56,050 --> 01:46:57,251 Let's go! 2355 01:46:57,518 --> 01:46:58,953 Oh, I read about this. 2356 01:46:59,086 --> 01:47:00,621 This is called a huddle. 2357 01:47:00,755 --> 01:47:02,290 [indistinct chatter] 2358 01:47:02,455 --> 01:47:03,591 [all] Saints. 2359 01:47:03,724 --> 01:47:05,259 I just think it's nice when they hug 2360 01:47:05,393 --> 01:47:06,928 -each other. -[sister] Aw. 2361 01:47:07,295 --> 01:47:09,931 [exciting classical music] 2362 01:47:12,465 --> 01:47:14,135 [whistle blows] 2363 01:47:15,102 --> 01:47:16,270 Watch the pass! 2364 01:47:16,404 --> 01:47:17,905 Watch the pass! 2365 01:47:19,439 --> 01:47:21,042 [indistinct] 2366 01:47:22,109 --> 01:47:23,244 [player] Ready? 2367 01:47:23,544 --> 01:47:24,946 Cream him! 2368 01:47:25,279 --> 01:47:26,747 -Cream him! -Go! 2369 01:47:31,986 --> 01:47:34,088 [crowd cheering] 2370 01:47:34,221 --> 01:47:36,190 -Yeah! -[whistle blows] 2371 01:47:38,626 --> 01:47:41,262 Michael, Michael! You wanna watch the game? 2372 01:47:41,395 --> 01:47:42,863 Come over here into the stand! 2373 01:47:42,997 --> 01:47:45,266 [announcer] And the extra point puts them at 13. 2374 01:47:45,633 --> 01:47:47,435 [cheerleaders chanting] 2375 01:47:47,902 --> 01:47:52,406 [both arguing indistinctly] 2376 01:47:52,540 --> 01:47:54,241 [classical music continues] 2377 01:47:55,743 --> 01:47:57,511 -[players grunt] -[whistle blows] 2378 01:47:57,645 --> 01:48:00,581 [players whoop] 2379 01:48:01,716 --> 01:48:04,752 [sisters cheering] 2380 01:48:05,286 --> 01:48:06,854 [inaudible] 2381 01:48:12,994 --> 01:48:14,962 [shouting] 2382 01:48:15,463 --> 01:48:17,798 -[players grunt] -[whistle blows] 2383 01:48:18,699 --> 01:48:20,534 -[player cheering] -[sisters clap and cheer] 2384 01:48:20,668 --> 01:48:22,770 Johnny, Luke, 677! 2385 01:48:25,172 --> 01:48:27,942 [players grunt] 2386 01:48:30,678 --> 01:48:32,513 [crowd grunting] 2387 01:48:39,220 --> 01:48:41,555 [all cheering] 2388 01:48:44,458 --> 01:48:45,993 Go Saints! 2389 01:48:46,127 --> 01:48:47,528 Huh? 2390 01:48:49,897 --> 01:48:51,732 [marching band playing] 2391 01:48:51,866 --> 01:48:53,968 [announcer] Ladies and gentlemen, for this very special 2392 01:48:54,101 --> 01:48:57,304 exhibition game, Bethlehem's own Liberty Grenadiers 2393 01:48:57,438 --> 01:48:58,706 and Freedom's Patriot Band 2394 01:48:58,839 --> 01:49:00,374 have combined their talents 2395 01:49:00,509 --> 01:49:03,512 to entertain you in a very special halftime show. 2396 01:49:03,644 --> 01:49:07,114 [marching band playing] 2397 01:49:13,754 --> 01:49:16,724 [crowd cheering] 2398 01:49:21,762 --> 01:49:24,098 [players chatting excitedly] 2399 01:49:28,636 --> 01:49:30,104 [Jake] Settle down, settle down. 2400 01:49:30,438 --> 01:49:31,639 Settle down, come on. 2401 01:49:32,006 --> 01:49:34,742 Grab-- grab a seat, hurry up. 2402 01:49:34,875 --> 01:49:37,178 That was an amazing first half. 2403 01:49:38,646 --> 01:49:40,047 It was electric. 2404 01:49:40,247 --> 01:49:41,449 -Yep. -Yep. 2405 01:49:41,582 --> 01:49:44,585 -Yeah! -Father Tony, FT. 2406 01:49:45,186 --> 01:49:46,887 Sister Clara, Sister Kathleen, 2407 01:49:47,021 --> 01:49:49,223 we're all very impressed with all of you. 2408 01:49:50,691 --> 01:49:52,860 -Look, you guys. -[soft music] 2409 01:49:53,694 --> 01:49:55,663 I know this is the moment when I'm supposed 2410 01:49:55,796 --> 01:49:57,298 to yell at you, I'm supposed to 2411 01:49:57,431 --> 01:49:59,300 remind you that we have a game to win, 2412 01:49:59,433 --> 01:50:01,635 and that you have to try harder. 2413 01:50:04,038 --> 01:50:06,240 But tonight is not about that. 2414 01:50:07,576 --> 01:50:09,710 Tonight is about something else. 2415 01:50:11,445 --> 01:50:12,847 I wanna take a moment. 2416 01:50:15,316 --> 01:50:16,317 Look around the room. 2417 01:50:18,152 --> 01:50:21,222 Look at the young men to your right, to your left. 2418 01:50:21,355 --> 01:50:22,356 Look at their face. 2419 01:50:24,992 --> 01:50:26,627 'Cause I want you to remember... 2420 01:50:27,461 --> 01:50:28,629 ...this moment. 2421 01:50:29,196 --> 01:50:31,533 'Cause you're gonna talk about it for the rest of your lives. 2422 01:50:32,233 --> 01:50:34,502 You're gonna tell the families that you build, 2423 01:50:34,635 --> 01:50:35,736 and the friends you make. 2424 01:50:36,303 --> 01:50:40,141 You're gonna tell anyone who'll listen about this night. 2425 01:50:42,076 --> 01:50:44,044 Because this is the night... 2426 01:50:45,379 --> 01:50:46,780 ...that you realized... 2427 01:50:49,150 --> 01:50:51,051 ...you will never be alone again. 2428 01:50:52,786 --> 01:50:54,188 This is the night... 2429 01:50:56,123 --> 01:50:57,825 ...that you became a team. 2430 01:50:58,792 --> 01:50:59,860 [all] Yeah! 2431 01:50:59,994 --> 01:51:01,563 [all clap and cheer] 2432 01:51:01,695 --> 01:51:05,032 -[mouths] I love him. -[boys grunting] 2433 01:51:06,033 --> 01:51:08,502 [announcer] The Mary Immaculate Saints may have started off slow, 2434 01:51:08,637 --> 01:51:10,437 but they've certainly found their rhythm. 2435 01:51:10,572 --> 01:51:12,873 The Golden Hawks currently lead 13 to 7 2436 01:51:13,007 --> 01:51:14,141 as we begin the second half 2437 01:51:14,275 --> 01:51:15,743 of this special exhibition game. 2438 01:51:15,876 --> 01:51:17,745 -No, you pick it. -Okay. 2439 01:51:18,012 --> 01:51:19,614 [whistle blows] 2440 01:51:19,747 --> 01:51:23,350 ♪ What if the tallest Building crashed ♪ 2441 01:51:23,484 --> 01:51:26,387 ♪ Left his men To fill the gaps ♪ 2442 01:51:26,521 --> 01:51:31,759 ♪ Would the world look For better days ♪ 2443 01:51:32,527 --> 01:51:36,030 ♪ What if the top half Never falls ♪ 2444 01:51:36,163 --> 01:51:39,233 ♪ And the people That he crossed ♪ 2445 01:51:39,366 --> 01:51:42,069 ♪ Would the world look For better days ♪ 2446 01:51:42,203 --> 01:51:44,673 [announcer] Golden Hawks start at the 30 yard line. 2447 01:51:44,805 --> 01:51:46,508 Hershman stands with the shotgun. 2448 01:51:46,641 --> 01:51:49,343 Takes the snap, tosses it to Balkovic. 2449 01:51:49,476 --> 01:51:50,778 Oh, it's a flea flicker. 2450 01:51:50,911 --> 01:51:51,779 -He's got a man open! -[crowd shouts] 2451 01:51:51,912 --> 01:51:53,113 But it's intercepted 2452 01:51:53,247 --> 01:51:54,782 by Raphael at the 50! 2453 01:51:54,915 --> 01:51:56,016 He's at the 40! 2454 01:51:56,150 --> 01:51:58,653 30! Could this be a pick six? 2455 01:51:58,786 --> 01:52:00,487 -Touchdown, Saints! -[kick] 2456 01:52:04,992 --> 01:52:06,794 Oh, there's a hole! He found a hole! 2457 01:52:06,927 --> 01:52:08,162 How did he find that hole? 2458 01:52:08,563 --> 01:52:10,831 Centurion 768 on one, alright? 2459 01:52:17,438 --> 01:52:18,439 [players grunt] 2460 01:52:18,573 --> 01:52:20,341 -Oh! -[sisters groan] 2461 01:52:20,474 --> 01:52:21,643 [whistle blowing] 2462 01:52:22,611 --> 01:52:25,112 That is the final timeout for the visiting team. 2463 01:52:25,246 --> 01:52:27,582 I can say nobody saw this coming. 2464 01:52:27,815 --> 01:52:28,983 This late in the game? 2465 01:52:29,116 --> 01:52:30,985 Coach Bauer's freshman team 2466 01:52:31,118 --> 01:52:32,886 has the Golden Hawks scrambling for a win 2467 01:52:33,020 --> 01:52:34,088 in this extraordinary contest. 2468 01:52:34,221 --> 01:52:35,422 Come on, huddle up, huddle up. 2469 01:52:35,557 --> 01:52:36,790 How about Mark 774? 2470 01:52:36,924 --> 01:52:38,292 -Oh, that's good. -What's the plan, Stan? 2471 01:52:38,425 --> 01:52:40,894 Well, we gotta get them in field goal range ASAP, 2472 01:52:41,028 --> 01:52:42,763 otherwise they still have time to score 2473 01:52:42,896 --> 01:52:44,098 -and to win. -Hm. 2474 01:52:44,231 --> 01:52:45,199 -I knew that. -Coach? 2475 01:52:45,332 --> 01:52:46,800 I'm kinda busy here, Night Owl. 2476 01:52:46,934 --> 01:52:48,769 Yes, I know. You're trying to figure out 2477 01:52:48,902 --> 01:52:50,771 what to run to build a wider gap, 2478 01:52:50,904 --> 01:52:52,840 but I think you have a bigger problem. 2479 01:52:53,274 --> 01:52:54,942 -Which is? -They've figured out your 2480 01:52:55,075 --> 01:52:56,343 entire offensive playbook. 2481 01:52:56,477 --> 01:52:58,012 They know which way you're moving, 2482 01:52:58,145 --> 01:53:00,582 because I think Johnny has a tell. 2483 01:53:00,914 --> 01:53:02,584 -A what? -Well, without knowing it, 2484 01:53:02,717 --> 01:53:04,218 you're doing something with your body language 2485 01:53:04,351 --> 01:53:05,654 that tells them how you're moving. 2486 01:53:05,786 --> 01:53:06,954 It's the same thing in chess. 2487 01:53:07,087 --> 01:53:08,590 Oh-- I don't even know what we're 2488 01:53:08,723 --> 01:53:10,424 -running half the time. -Oh, oh. Forget it, forget it. 2489 01:53:10,558 --> 01:53:12,860 Just do what you're doing. It doesn't change anything. 2490 01:53:12,993 --> 01:53:15,029 We still have to get in field goal range. 2491 01:53:15,262 --> 01:53:16,665 You're gonna have to do something 2492 01:53:16,797 --> 01:53:17,831 they'll never see coming. 2493 01:53:18,098 --> 01:53:20,834 [soft dramatic music] 2494 01:53:21,135 --> 01:53:23,638 We've got a new player coming in. 2495 01:53:23,772 --> 01:53:25,774 That is Nathaniel Owens. 2496 01:53:25,906 --> 01:53:27,141 Give me this for a moment. 2497 01:53:27,408 --> 01:53:29,443 That kid, he can't be in middle school, 2498 01:53:29,577 --> 01:53:30,811 let alone high school. 2499 01:53:30,978 --> 01:53:33,380 -[whistle blows] -You're going down, zeroes! 2500 01:53:33,581 --> 01:53:35,015 We're gonna get you! 2501 01:53:35,149 --> 01:53:36,984 You're gonna get killed! 2502 01:53:37,117 --> 01:53:39,019 Do you have any advice? 2503 01:53:39,153 --> 01:53:40,921 Just do what Coach told you. 2504 01:53:41,656 --> 01:53:42,890 Don't get tackled. 2505 01:53:44,091 --> 01:53:45,527 [player] Set! 2506 01:53:45,993 --> 01:53:47,696 Line out, line out! Hut! 2507 01:53:47,828 --> 01:53:49,430 [dramatic music] 2508 01:53:52,900 --> 01:53:53,901 [crowd cheers] 2509 01:53:54,034 --> 01:53:56,370 [Jake] Go! Get out, get out! 2510 01:53:56,638 --> 01:53:58,972 Get out, get out, get out! 2511 01:54:00,274 --> 01:54:01,475 -Yes! -[sisters cheering] 2512 01:54:03,745 --> 01:54:05,547 [announcer] With less than 30 seconds on the clock, 2513 01:54:05,680 --> 01:54:07,981 that run by Nathaniel Owens has put the Saints 2514 01:54:08,115 --> 01:54:09,517 in field goal range. 2515 01:54:13,987 --> 01:54:15,189 [music continues] 2516 01:54:17,891 --> 01:54:19,426 [crowd cheering] 2517 01:54:19,561 --> 01:54:20,961 Well, Francis, looks like the Saints 2518 01:54:21,095 --> 01:54:22,530 had to settle for a field goal here, 2519 01:54:22,664 --> 01:54:24,699 but it puts them up 17-13. 2520 01:54:25,667 --> 01:54:27,569 Might be too early to call this a Cinderella story, 2521 01:54:27,702 --> 01:54:29,571 but it's certainly starting to read like one. 2522 01:54:30,237 --> 01:54:31,438 [whistle blows] 2523 01:54:31,573 --> 01:54:33,575 [soft dramatic music] 2524 01:54:33,708 --> 01:54:36,711 [announcer] Clausnitzer takes the return. 2525 01:54:36,845 --> 01:54:38,178 He's found some room to run! 2526 01:54:38,312 --> 01:54:39,980 Francis, I may have spoken too soon. 2527 01:54:40,114 --> 01:54:41,348 They have just one man to beat! 2528 01:54:41,482 --> 01:54:42,916 But D'Ambrosio's closing in, 2529 01:54:43,050 --> 01:54:44,853 and he makes the tackle 2530 01:54:45,119 --> 01:54:47,020 at the 15 yard line. 2531 01:54:47,154 --> 01:54:49,056 -[player cheers] -[crowd clapping] 2532 01:54:49,758 --> 01:54:51,325 [announcer] Now let's see if Hershman can lead 2533 01:54:51,458 --> 01:54:53,628 Golden Hawks to a last-minute victory. 2534 01:54:55,462 --> 01:54:56,631 Hut! 2535 01:54:56,865 --> 01:54:59,233 [announcer] Hershman drops back, rolls to his right. 2536 01:54:59,366 --> 01:55:01,001 He's got a man open... 2537 01:55:01,135 --> 01:55:03,270 Valcovek makes the catch! Can he get to the goal line? 2538 01:55:03,404 --> 01:55:05,172 No, he's taken down 2539 01:55:05,305 --> 01:55:07,107 at the one yard line. 2540 01:55:07,341 --> 01:55:11,378 So, it will be second and goal at the one 2541 01:55:11,513 --> 01:55:14,047 -with just seven seconds left. -Defense, boys! 2542 01:55:17,217 --> 01:55:18,152 [soft music] 2543 01:55:18,285 --> 01:55:19,953 Aren't you gonna help them? 2544 01:55:21,221 --> 01:55:22,590 They don't need my help. 2545 01:55:24,358 --> 01:55:25,926 They don't need it. 2546 01:55:27,762 --> 01:55:29,496 They'll know exactly what to do. 2547 01:55:40,140 --> 01:55:41,843 Win it for Ryan! 2548 01:55:41,975 --> 01:55:43,578 -Come on! -[all cheering] 2549 01:55:43,711 --> 01:55:44,945 Yeah! 2550 01:55:45,713 --> 01:55:47,247 Come on! Let's go! 2551 01:55:47,381 --> 01:55:49,283 [all] Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! 2552 01:55:49,416 --> 01:55:52,152 Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! 2553 01:55:52,286 --> 01:55:57,491 -Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! -[crowd clapping] 2554 01:56:00,093 --> 01:56:01,729 -Let's do this. -[player] Everybody in! 2555 01:56:01,863 --> 01:56:03,565 Hawks on three! One, two, three! 2556 01:56:03,698 --> 01:56:04,965 [all] Hawks! 2557 01:56:05,098 --> 01:56:07,434 [crowd] Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! 2558 01:56:07,602 --> 01:56:10,605 Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! 2559 01:56:10,738 --> 01:56:14,408 Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! Ryan! 2560 01:56:14,909 --> 01:56:17,377 [dramatic suspenseful music] 2561 01:56:34,863 --> 01:56:36,063 Ready! 2562 01:56:36,564 --> 01:56:37,732 Nine! 2563 01:56:41,736 --> 01:56:43,270 [soft music] 2564 01:56:43,403 --> 01:56:44,572 [grunts] 2565 01:56:52,112 --> 01:56:53,515 For Ryan. 2566 01:57:01,221 --> 01:57:03,658 [emotional music swelling] 2567 01:57:04,559 --> 01:57:05,727 [sighs] 2568 01:57:20,508 --> 01:57:24,746 -[soft music] -[crowd clapping and cheering] 2569 01:57:28,315 --> 01:57:30,050 [all] For Ryan. 2570 01:57:35,188 --> 01:57:36,591 -For Ryan. -[whistle blows] 2571 01:57:36,724 --> 01:57:38,125 [crowd claps and cheers] 2572 01:57:55,843 --> 01:57:57,679 [boy] Woo! 2573 01:57:57,812 --> 01:57:59,346 I don't know what we just saw there. 2574 01:57:59,479 --> 01:58:01,081 I've never seen a game end that way. 2575 01:58:01,415 --> 01:58:03,450 I don't even know if it's legal, but I like it! 2576 01:58:03,585 --> 01:58:06,621 Yeah. And what a beautiful tribute to Ryan Hatcher. 2577 01:58:07,055 --> 01:58:08,623 [music continues] 2578 01:58:10,525 --> 01:58:12,594 [sisters clap and cheer] 2579 01:58:19,033 --> 01:58:20,702 [inaudible] 2580 01:58:39,386 --> 01:58:40,622 [chuckles] 2581 01:58:42,090 --> 01:58:43,423 [sighs] 2582 01:58:44,491 --> 01:58:46,493 That really is something, isn't it? 2583 01:58:49,162 --> 01:58:50,832 Well, you know what Jesus said. 2584 01:58:51,833 --> 01:58:54,902 "Those who humble themselves will be exalted." 2585 01:58:56,804 --> 01:58:57,939 [chuckles] 2586 01:58:58,072 --> 01:58:59,073 Oh. 2587 01:58:59,206 --> 01:59:00,708 [both laughing] 2588 01:59:02,710 --> 01:59:03,845 [sighs] 2589 01:59:07,381 --> 01:59:10,618 [bright upbeat music] 2590 01:59:10,752 --> 01:59:13,988 ♪ Hey mister Won't you wake up ♪ 2591 01:59:14,122 --> 01:59:19,527 ♪ Don't you know you're Sleepwalking through time ♪ 2592 01:59:22,063 --> 01:59:23,296 ♪ Hey mister ♪ 2593 01:59:23,430 --> 01:59:25,265 ♪ The demons you're fighting ♪ 2594 01:59:25,399 --> 01:59:26,668 ♪ Don't you let them ♪ 2595 01:59:26,801 --> 01:59:29,369 ♪ Creep inside your mind ♪ 2596 01:59:29,503 --> 01:59:32,774 ♪ Creep inside your mind ♪ 2597 01:59:32,907 --> 01:59:34,609 ♪ 'Cause when it takes you ♪ 2598 01:59:34,742 --> 01:59:37,177 ♪ Is when I lose you ♪ 2599 01:59:37,310 --> 01:59:39,647 ♪ You lock the door ♪ 2600 01:59:39,781 --> 01:59:43,851 ♪ And shut me out ♪ 2601 01:59:43,985 --> 01:59:47,287 ♪ And I guess we'll take it ♪ 2602 01:59:47,421 --> 01:59:50,357 ♪ Day by day ♪ 2603 01:59:53,293 --> 01:59:54,696 Uh, Coach? 2604 01:59:55,295 --> 01:59:56,731 Yes? 2605 01:59:56,864 --> 01:59:57,899 Think fast. 2606 02:00:02,904 --> 02:00:06,040 ♪ Letting you know I'm gonna stay ♪ 2607 02:00:06,574 --> 02:00:14,048 ♪ And I will try to be ♪ 2608 02:00:14,182 --> 02:00:16,951 ♪ Everything in me ♪ 2609 02:00:17,250 --> 02:00:21,288 ♪ Hey mister, I see That you're starving ♪ 2610 02:00:21,622 --> 02:00:23,223 ♪ You miss the taste ♪ 2611 02:00:23,356 --> 02:00:26,828 ♪ Of the sweet lies ♪ 2612 02:00:28,462 --> 02:00:30,164 ♪ Well you held out your hand ♪ 2613 02:00:30,363 --> 02:00:32,567 ♪ But ended up folding ♪ 2614 02:00:32,700 --> 02:00:37,105 ♪ It's like it's hard To even try ♪ 2615 02:00:37,237 --> 02:00:39,841 ♪ Hard to even try ♪ 2616 02:00:39,974 --> 02:00:43,211 ♪ But I won't give up And I won't let you ♪ 2617 02:00:43,644 --> 02:00:46,681 ♪ 'Cause I know that love ♪ 2618 02:00:46,814 --> 02:00:51,018 ♪ Will always win ♪ 2619 02:00:51,152 --> 02:00:57,625 ♪ And I guess we'll take it Day by day ♪ 2620 02:00:58,726 --> 02:01:02,230 ♪ Waiting for a saving grace ♪ 2621 02:01:02,362 --> 02:01:08,603 ♪ You're not walking away ♪ 2622 02:01:09,904 --> 02:01:13,141 ♪ Letting you know I'm gonna stay ♪ 2623 02:01:13,641 --> 02:01:20,014 ♪ And I will try to be ♪ 2624 02:01:21,215 --> 02:01:24,152 ♪ Everything you need ♪ 2625 02:01:24,952 --> 02:01:27,555 ♪ And I'll be there for you ♪ 2626 02:01:27,755 --> 02:01:29,824 ♪ When you have no clue ♪ 2627 02:01:30,057 --> 02:01:34,862 ♪ How wonderful You really are ♪ 2628 02:01:36,463 --> 02:01:38,566 ♪ And I believe ♪ 2629 02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:41,401 ♪ In what you don't see ♪ 2630 02:01:41,602 --> 02:01:44,071 ♪ And I'll be the light ♪ 2631 02:01:44,205 --> 02:01:49,010 ♪ To lead you out of the dark ♪ 2632 02:01:49,342 --> 02:01:57,118 ♪ And I guess we'll take it Day by day ♪ 2633 02:01:57,518 --> 02:02:00,688 ♪ Praying for a saving grace ♪ 2634 02:02:00,822 --> 02:02:07,094 ♪ And if you're Not walking away ♪ 2635 02:02:08,663 --> 02:02:11,732 ♪ Then you know I'm gonna stay ♪ 2636 02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:19,439 ♪ And I will try to be ♪ 2637 02:02:19,574 --> 02:02:22,910 ♪ Everything you need ♪ 2638 02:02:23,277 --> 02:02:24,612 [music fades] 2639 02:02:25,445 --> 02:02:27,982 [soft music] 2640 02:03:19,100 --> 02:03:21,068 [music continues] 2641 02:03:47,161 --> 02:03:50,698 [bright exciting music] 2642 02:05:18,519 --> 02:05:20,821 [music fades] 183118

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