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Come on.

Come on in.

You can take a seat.

All right.

Do you know why you're back here?

No.

Is there anything you would like to declare?

Nothing?

No.

Okay.

Well, the reason I brought you back here

is because you're,

I'm gonna use the shop left in.

You know anything about that?

No.

Okay.

Well, one of our clerks said she happened to notice you

down by the jewelry counter.

It looked like you were putting something

in your undergarments.

In my undergarments?

Yeah, your undergarments.

You think I left it on my skirt

and put a jewelry piece in my underwear?

That is what my clerk is saying, yes.

We'll get to that.

So you're denying this?

Yes.

All right.

Give me your full name.

Melanie Marie.

Melanie, you look familiar.

Have I seen you in the store before?

No.

Around town, maybe?

You probably know my dad.

He's a pastor.

Oh.

Oh, that's, that's right.

Yeah.

Well, you've grown up some, huh?

Yeah.

Okay.

You have a pastor's daughter.

That's interesting.

Have you ever been in trouble before, Melanie?

No.

Ever been arrested?

No.

Okay.

There's some surveillance video of you

we think might be you from a previous time.

Is that you?

No.

Are you sure?

I'm very positive.

What about that photo?

No, why would you think that's me?

Okay.

Just checking.

Looks a lot like you, though.

How tall are you, Melanie?

I'm 5'7".

Oh my gosh, my dad's gonna be so mad at me.

I think your dad would be mad at you

if he finds out you've been detained for shoplifting.

No.

No?

So you're saying you don't have any sort of jewelry

in your underpants?

No.

Oh, great.

All right, well, you know, Melanie,

hopefully my clerk was mistaken,

and if that's the case, we owe you an apology

and we'll send you on your way,

but for now I'm gonna ask you to stand up.

Stand right here, please.

What's that?

What's that?

Your thing's broken.

Is it?

Yeah.

What are you doing?

I'm gonna have to do a pat-down.

No, you don't.

My wand says that you have something.

You're not gonna pat me down.

Well, listen, Melanie,

I can either pat you down or I can call the police

and they can come down here and they can pat me down.

Either way, you're not leaving the store

without being patted down

and the merchandise being retrieved.

That's just what's gonna happen, so...

But it's not me on the surveillance footage.

Are you sure?

Why do you think it's me?

Well, I mean, I have to go by what my employees tell me.

I mean, we have clerks for a reason.

We have these people who place at the jewelry counters

to make sure that things don't get stolen,

so, I mean, they wouldn't just accuse someone

if they didn't think it was you.

You know, I can file a lawsuit if you're wrong.

You could, you could,

and we can file a lawsuit if we're right, so...

I'll tell you what, you know what?

You seem pretty confident that you didn't do it,

so I'm going to check for it.

Why don't you have a seat for now?

I'll go check the surveillance footage.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

The door's locked, so...

I got cameras in here, so don't do anything stupid, okay?

Mm-hmm.

Are you done?

Yeah.

We're reviewing the footage.

It's definitely you at the jewelry counter

putting something down your skirt.

So I'm going to ask you to stand up again.

I'm going to continue my search.

Listen, Melanie, you're going to do the search,

or I'm going to call the police now.

You can't. You cannot call them.

I can. I can and I will.

They'll send a female officer down here,

and she's going to do a full cavity search.

Okay?

And then your father's going to know.

How do you think he's going to like that?

You know, as a matter of fact,

maybe I'll just call your dad myself.

Let him know the pastor's daughter's down here, huh?

Mm-hmm.

How do you think that's going to go with Daddy, huh?

He's going to be proud of his little girl.

It's going to be the talk of the town.

Pastor's daughter caught shoplifting.

Please don't call him.

Please don't what?

Don't call him.

Why not? Why wouldn't I call your dad?

Because I don't want him to know.

You don't want him to know because you were stealing something, huh?

I didn't steal anything.

He's just going to be mad that he got down here anyways.

All right, Melanie.

Why don't you sit down?

I'm going to do the same.

We're going to do a full cavity search, okay, Melanie?

We're going to find what you took.

And when I do, I'm going to call your father.

Why are you touching me there?

I'm looking for my stolen merchandise, Melanie.

I'm going to find it.

No, you're not. What are you doing?

I'm going to call your father.

I'm going to call your father right now if you don't do this.

I don't want you to.

No.

Yes.

What's that?

You're a fucking pervert.

You have a fucking vagina, idiot.

I'm sorry, Melanie. I'm going to need those clothes.

I don't want to give you my clothes.

I'm sure you don't.

You just patted me down. I thought you said you found them.

No, give me those clothes or I'm going to call a female officer right now.

Do you want it? I'll give it to you.

No.

You're not getting my clothes.

Well, I swear you're mistaken, Melanie.

That's nice.

Oh, that's cute.

It's a diamond, huh?

Yeah.

You get an expensive taste.

What is this for?

It's for me, sister.

You always shoplift nice, expensive diamond jewelry bracelets for your sister?

On my own special occasions.

Wow.

Well, Melanie, what else do you have?

I don't have anything else.

Well, unfortunately, I can't take your face value.

You've already lied to me, so...

Oh, my God. You're not strip-searching me.

Well, either I'm going to do it or I can call the police.

Melanie, I've explained that to you.

Can't you use that one more time?

You know what? You said it yourself.

It must be broken, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fix it. Fix it, then.

Oh, I'm going to fix it, all right.

I'm going to fix the problem. I'm going to call the police right now.

Oh, my Lord.

Call them.

Why wouldn't I call them?

Don't call them.

Why wouldn't I call them?

Stop.

Well, Melanie, it looks like you're really concerned about this all of a sudden.

Because it's my dad.

Yeah, well, of course.

Yeah, it'd be embarrassing, right?

Your dad would find out that you shot everything you caught down here.

Stealing jewelry for your sister.

I mean, what am I going to do about it?

I have a job to do.

I can't just look away and pretend it didn't happen.

Can't you? One time?

No, I can't.

I'm just a little floss prevention officer.

This is my career.

I could lose my job at something like that.

All right.

Are you going to keep slowing me down, or are you going to let me do my job?

Will you not tell him if you do this?

Well, that depends on if I...

If you cooperate and if I find anything else.

Let's start with this shirt.

Here you go.

I'm going to have to go through each article of clothing.

Let's go through my shoes as well.

Can I get my shirt back?

No, you can't have your shirt back.

Why can't I have it? You just looked and there was nothing there.

This is called a full cavity search.

We're going to get a lot more intrusive than just taking your shirt off, Melanie.

Yeah, I don't know why you're smiling.

I don't know why you find this so funny.

Because I'm so uncomfortable.

I mean, you look uncomfortable.

You look really awkward, like a deer in the headlights.

I mean, I don't know what else to tell you.

Because if you already didn't find anything in my shirt, why can't I have my shirt?

Well, because you lied to me about having anything in the first place.

So, there you go. I can't take your face, Melanie.

Are you serious?

Yes, I am serious.

You sound crazy.

I sound crazy? I'm not the one who's half naked in the back of the security office.

Because you made me take my clothes off.

I didn't make you do anything. I gave you the option, Melanie.

First off, there's no making anyone do anything.

I'm so...

I can call the police and we can deal with them.

Or you can cooperate with me and stop repeating my investigation.

I mean, I have places to be too, you know.

I have a lunch break coming up soon. I don't want to be here all day...

...dealing with this.

So, if you would kindly remove the skirt and the shoes.

Hand them over.

What the fuck?

Okay, Melanie, the skirt, please.

I'm going to sniff my underwear too.

Would you like me to?

Fuck no.

Oh, no.

Just for that one?

There's nothing in here.

Melanie, give me the skirt.

I don't fucking need it.

Keep the skirt on. Keep the skirt on. Please, do me a favor. Just bend over.

I can do this without the skirt on.

Why do you want me to bend over?

Because we're doing a cavity search, Melanie. Do you understand what a cavity search is?

No.

Okay, well, the cavities in your body, like the holes...

...in your vagina and your butthole...

...we're going to search those and make sure you didn't put anything in there.

I know this is my job. This is what I signed up for, right?

It's embarrassing, but this is part of it, so...

You think I like searching people's assholes, Melanie?

I do, actually.

Well, not everyone's as pretty as you, usually.

You're such a fucking pervert. Why are you here?

Today's my lucky day, I guess, so turn around.

Listen, Melanie, you can either cooperate with me...

...or I can call down the police and they'll send out a female officer.

And she'll do it for me.

But either way, we are making sure you haven't stolen any of our merchandise.

And when they come down here and do it, by the way...

...they're not going to do it nice here in this office and let you go.

They're going to take you down to county.

They're going to book you. They're going to fingerprint you.

Take your mug shots.

You're going to have a criminal record.

You might not even get to...

It's Saturday now. You're not even going to get to see a judge until Monday.

You'll miss church, won't you?

That's right, you'll miss church Sunday, won't you?

Melanie, don't worry. Don't worry.

I'll be sure to be front and center and let your dad know where you're at...

...and what happened, so he doesn't worry about you.

How embarrassing.

Everyone's going to be talking on Sunday service...

...about the pastor's daughter being in jail.

Shameful, really.

Can't believe you're going to put him through that.

Oh, well.

All right, Melanie, turn around.

That's something to think about now, don't you?

Put your hands on the desk, please.

I'm only doing this because my sister's getting baptized.

Baptized, huh?

Yep.

Are you baptized?

No.

Not yet?

Why are you making a video of this?

I have to document all of my activities.

Otherwise, in case anyone ever accuses me of doing something inappropriate...

Why are you doing it so up close?

Well, the lighting in here is bad.

You know what would be very helpful?

Do me a favor and make it look a lot faster if you were to spread.

Just reach back and grab a handful.

There you go.

Just one more fucking thing.

Well, Melanie, everything checks out back there.

Luckily for you.

I was rooting for you.

I was hoping that you didn't have any more merchandise.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make you a deal.

Can I go home?

Oh, no, no, we're not done like that.

I thought that was our deal.

No, no, no, no.

Call the cops or go home.

No, no, no.

The deal was you let me continue my investigation or I will call the police.

My investigation isn't...

It's not at an end yet.

We're not there yet.

But we could be.

Depends on you though, Melanie.

How bad do you want to go home today?

I want to go home.

Can I not put my shoes on?

No, you cannot put your shoes on.

Why?

You're not free to go yet.

Well, I'll tell you why.

To start, I'm supposed to prosecute you.

I'm supposed to call the police.

I'm supposed to send you to jail.

But, I don't know, a pretty girl like you, I kind of have some sort of sympathy for you a little bit.

I don't know.

Probably against my better judgment.

But maybe we could work something out, Melanie.

Like what?

Well, I mean, I don't know, a pretty girl like you.

A lonely old man like me.

You know, Melanie, come here.

Come here, have a seat.

Come here.

Why am I here?

Melanie, come here.

There you go.

Well, you know, Melanie, sometimes doing this job, you get lonely.

You know, and a man has needs.

No, I don't know.

Oh, I think you do now, Melanie.

I don't know.

You do now.

This is so...

What?

This is so what?

I, what are you doing?

Oh, my God, what the fuck?

Oh, my God, what the fuck?

No, don't.

No, what are you doing?

Melanie, don't, don't, don't, don't be like that.

I mean...

Don't be like what?

Oh, well, I mean, I'm trying to work something out with you.

I'm trying to give you options here, and you're telling me you're not interested.

I mean...

Because I'm not.

Well, okay, well, then I'll just call the police.

No, no, no, no, no.

I misunderstood.

You cannot call the police.

I misunderstood.

I thought you...

I misunderstood.

Okay, yeah, you misunderstood.

You thought you could come in here and shoplift without any sort of repercussions or consequences,

and you were mistaken.

You think that's a consequence?

No, consequences are getting arrested and going to jail.

I'm trying to give you an option, a way out.

But you don't want to take my option.

I understand.

You don't have to.

Do you always do this?

No, I don't always do this.

Only to pretty girls like yourself.

I mean, it'd be weird if I did it to everybody, wouldn't it?

I think it's weird that you're doing it now.

Well, I'm sure you do think it's weird, but I mean, it's...

You know, you're the one benefiting from it.

Think of all those ugly people that don't get this opportunity.

They've got to go to jail.

Huh?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I think you're literally crazy.

Yeah, a lot of people think so.

But we're stuck with it, you and I.

So what's it going to be, though?

I mean, Melanie, am I going to call the police,

or are we going to work out some sort of arrangement?

What do you want me to do?

Well, I mean, Melanie, look at this.

Look at these nuts.

I mean, these things haven't been drained in weeks.

I spend so much time around here chasing around shoplifters

that I don't get a chance to date or hug a beautiful woman.

So what about your lunch breaks?

You don't jerk off in your car?

Ah, Melanie.

I'm like, oh, my God.

Are you saying you'd like to meet me in my car?

Is that what you're insinuating?

No, I don't want to meet you anywhere.

Oh, well.

Well, then we should probably get this done sooner than later.

That way we can get to my lunch break.

I mean, let's just...

Oh, my God, can you just not do this?

Ah, Melanie, I mean, something has to be done.

If you can call the police, or...

You have to give me a reason not to call the police.

I mean...

Well, can I...

Can I, like...

Do you have dogs?

Can I go dog sit for you?

Or...

I have an old dog, but he's blind, and he's kind of...

It's not really...

I mean, I can watch my own dog.

What do you mean?

Melanie.

I...

You're cutting into my lunch break.

I'm trying to be nice.

I'm trying to be fair with you.

But, I mean, you're starting to make it seem like you're not interested.

So I should probably just put my...

No, what?

What else can I do?

Can I do your laundry?

Can I...

No, my mom doesn't wash.

Can I wash your car?

You're such a loser.

I work in a mall, Melanie.

Yeah.

Newsflash, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, it's so, like, grossed out and weirded out.

I know.

You live with your mom, you have a blind dog, and you don't get sex.

I didn't say I didn't get sex.

But you just said you haven't had sex in weeks.

Well, I get sex occasionally.

Oh, my God.

I mean, it's one of the perks of having this job.

Can I just put on my shirt?

Like...

I'd rather you not.

I mean, you have really nice boobs, Melanie.

I don't know if anyone's ever told you that.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so...

I'm sorry, am I negotiating?

Okay, what...

Is there something here?

Are we trying to negotiate a deal or are we...

I want a deal.

Okay, great.

Oh, here's a deal, Melanie.

You just lay there on that desk and let me have some fun

for the next 20 minutes or so until my lunch break, and...

But you said I'm cutting into your lunch break.

I don't make exceptions for you.

You're pretty.

And I kind of like you for some reason, Melanie.

So, you lay back on that desk and let me have my fun,

and I will let you go,

and I'll even let you keep the bracelet for your sister.

How's that?

That's a pretty sweet deal.

That's the best thing I got.

What are you going to tell the clerks?

I want you to let me handle that.

You don't have to worry about that.

I'll take care of everything, and I'll even erase the video.

You'll erase the video?

Yeah.

No one will ever have to know?

No.

What are you going to do with this video?

I'll probably jerk off to it a couple times,

and after I'm done with that, I'll probably delete it.

I don't want a bunch of these videos piling up.

It's called evidence, right?

Yeah, right. Imagine that.

So...

Do we have a deal?

Melanie?

An arrangement? An agreement?

So you're going to delete the video?

Mm-hmm. Yep. Pinky promise.

You're not going to call my dad?

Mm-hmm.

You're not going to have any evidence?

Mm-hmm.

And I'll never have to talk to you again?

Mm-hmm.

Yes.

Seems fair.

All right. Pinky promise.

How much more until you're done?

Well, this is just warming me up, Melanie.

Let me just make sure that I've got...

sufficient wood for you.

Here you go. Come down.

There you go.

This is positive.

In your mouth?

In your mouth.

Seriously?

Yeah, seriously.

I mean, that's what you're here to do, right?

The deal was, you're going to drain my balls.

And this will help me drain my balls.

It's the arrangement we made, right?

I mean, now this is part of it.

It's not the worst thing you've ever done, I'm sure, is it?

It definitely is.

All right.

Here you go.

Melanie, if you're going to do it like this,

I mean, I'm just going to have to call the cops.

No, I'm serious.

I mean, it'll take me forever to come out of this.

Just try to pretend like it's your...

it's your boyfriend's dick, huh?

You've got a boyfriend, don't you?

I've never had sex.

Well, never?

Never.

He must want you to have, don't you?

Do you fantasize about him?

No.

This isn't how I want my first time to go.

Well, I mean, I don't blame you, but, I mean, here we are.

So, I mean, maybe if we just...

maybe just imagine this was your boyfriend's cock and not mine.

There you go.

Hold on, let's...

I've got to get the balls, too.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

Yeah, there you go.

I had some.

Oh.

We're almost done.

Oh, we're close.

We're close, but I mean, it's more eye contact.

It really...

it really does it for me.

Well, I'm still speaking about my boyfriend.

He can't be looking at you.

Well, I mean...

Oh.

That's it.

You want to be over fast, don't you?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that's it.

Are you done?

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh, that's it.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

We're almost done.

Oh.

Yeah, I've gotten much closer now than I was.

Oh, yeah.

It won't be long now, Melanie.

Mmm.

Oh.

You know, Melanie, every time you ask, I've almost done it.

It kind of, like, throws me back five steps, you know?

Makes it more difficult.

Oh.

Why are you filming? I thought you were going to delete it.

Well, I said I was going to delete it after I jerked off a few times to it.

Oh, you know what? Actually, do me.

Here, I'll take that.

Just film yourself. There you go.

And that's it.

Come on.

Look at the camera. Tell it.

Tell the camera how much you love it.

I love it.

Oh, fuck, yeah, like that.

It feels so great.

Oh, does it really?

No.

No, no, no, no.

It's the real Kingston character.

It'll make me come faster.

Oh.

I'm not an actor.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Ah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I mean, if you keep sobbing like this, it's going to make it harder.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Oh.

Oh, man.

There we go.

Oh.

Where'd you get that?

It's so pretty. I want to do it again.

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

It's almost over I promise

I'm so close

I'm gonna come don't you?

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

I

Can't believe you're the pastor's daughter and you haven't baptized yet, huh?

Oh

Oh

I

Oh

I

Can't believe you're the pastor's daughter and you haven't baptized yet, huh?

Oh

I

Get the jizz and baptism, okay