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Come on.

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Come on in.

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You can take a seat.

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All right.

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Do you know why you're back here?

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No.

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Is there anything you would like to declare?

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Nothing?

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No.

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Okay.

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Well, the reason I brought you back here

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is because you're,

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I'm gonna use the shop left in.

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You know anything about that?

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No.

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Okay.

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Well, one of our clerks said she happened to notice you

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down by the jewelry counter.

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It looked like you were putting something

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in your undergarments.

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In my undergarments?

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Yeah, your undergarments.

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You think I left it on my skirt

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and put a jewelry piece in my underwear?

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That is what my clerk is saying, yes.

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We'll get to that.

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So you're denying this?

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Yes.

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All right.

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Give me your full name.

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Melanie Marie.

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Melanie, you look familiar.

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Have I seen you in the store before?

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No.

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Around town, maybe?

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You probably know my dad.

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He's a pastor.

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Oh.

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Oh, that's, that's right.

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Yeah.

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Well, you've grown up some, huh?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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You have a pastor's daughter.

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That's interesting.

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Have you ever been in trouble before, Melanie?

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No.

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Ever been arrested?

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No.

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Okay.

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There's some surveillance video of you

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we think might be you from a previous time.

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Is that you?

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No.

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Are you sure?

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I'm very positive.

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What about that photo?

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No, why would you think that's me?

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Okay.

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Just checking.

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Looks a lot like you, though.

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How tall are you, Melanie?

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I'm 5'7".

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Oh my gosh, my dad's gonna be so mad at me.

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I think your dad would be mad at you

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if he finds out you've been detained for shoplifting.

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No.

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No?

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So you're saying you don't have any sort of jewelry

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in your underpants?

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No.

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Oh, great.

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All right, well, you know, Melanie,

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hopefully my clerk was mistaken,

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and if that's the case, we owe you an apology

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and we'll send you on your way,

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but for now I'm gonna ask you to stand up.

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Stand right here, please.

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What's that?

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What's that?

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Your thing's broken.

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Is it?

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Yeah.

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What are you doing?

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I'm gonna have to do a pat-down.

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No, you don't.

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My wand says that you have something.

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You're not gonna pat me down.

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Well, listen, Melanie,

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I can either pat you down or I can call the police

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and they can come down here and they can pat me down.

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Either way, you're not leaving the store

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without being patted down

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and the merchandise being retrieved.

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That's just what's gonna happen, so...

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But it's not me on the surveillance footage.

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Are you sure?

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Why do you think it's me?

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Well, I mean, I have to go by what my employees tell me.

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I mean, we have clerks for a reason.

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We have these people who place at the jewelry counters

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to make sure that things don't get stolen,

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so, I mean, they wouldn't just accuse someone

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if they didn't think it was you.

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You know, I can file a lawsuit if you're wrong.

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You could, you could,

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and we can file a lawsuit if we're right, so...

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I'll tell you what, you know what?

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You seem pretty confident that you didn't do it,

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so I'm going to check for it.

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Why don't you have a seat for now?

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I'll go check the surveillance footage.

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I'll be back in a few minutes.

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The door's locked, so...

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I got cameras in here, so don't do anything stupid, okay?

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Mm-hmm.

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Are you done?

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Yeah.

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We're reviewing the footage.

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It's definitely you at the jewelry counter

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putting something down your skirt.

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So I'm going to ask you to stand up again.

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I'm going to continue my search.

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Listen, Melanie, you're going to do the search,

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or I'm going to call the police now.

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You can't. You cannot call them.

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I can. I can and I will.

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They'll send a female officer down here,

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and she's going to do a full cavity search.

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Okay?

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And then your father's going to know.

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How do you think he's going to like that?

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You know, as a matter of fact,

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maybe I'll just call your dad myself.

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Let him know the pastor's daughter's down here, huh?

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Mm-hmm.

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How do you think that's going to go with Daddy, huh?

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He's going to be proud of his little girl.

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It's going to be the talk of the town.

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Pastor's daughter caught shoplifting.

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Please don't call him.

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Please don't what?

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Don't call him.

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Why not? Why wouldn't I call your dad?

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Because I don't want him to know.

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You don't want him to know because you were stealing something, huh?

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I didn't steal anything.

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He's just going to be mad that he got down here anyways.

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All right, Melanie.

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Why don't you sit down?

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I'm going to do the same.

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We're going to do a full cavity search, okay, Melanie?

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We're going to find what you took.

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And when I do, I'm going to call your father.

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Why are you touching me there?

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I'm looking for my stolen merchandise, Melanie.

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I'm going to find it.

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No, you're not. What are you doing?

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I'm going to call your father.

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I'm going to call your father right now if you don't do this.

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I don't want you to.

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No.

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Yes.

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What's that?

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You're a fucking pervert.

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You have a fucking vagina, idiot.

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I'm sorry, Melanie. I'm going to need those clothes.

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I don't want to give you my clothes.

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I'm sure you don't.

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You just patted me down. I thought you said you found them.

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No, give me those clothes or I'm going to call a female officer right now.

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Do you want it? I'll give it to you.

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No.

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You're not getting my clothes.

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Well, I swear you're mistaken, Melanie.

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That's nice.

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Oh, that's cute.

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It's a diamond, huh?

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Yeah.

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You get an expensive taste.

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What is this for?

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It's for me, sister.

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You always shoplift nice, expensive diamond jewelry bracelets for your sister?

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On my own special occasions.

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Wow.

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Well, Melanie, what else do you have?

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I don't have anything else.

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Well, unfortunately, I can't take your face value.

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You've already lied to me, so...

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Oh, my God. You're not strip-searching me.

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Well, either I'm going to do it or I can call the police.

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Melanie, I've explained that to you.

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Can't you use that one more time?

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You know what? You said it yourself.

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It must be broken, right?

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Yeah.

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Oh, my God.

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Fix it. Fix it, then.

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Oh, I'm going to fix it, all right.

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I'm going to fix the problem. I'm going to call the police right now.

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Oh, my Lord.

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Call them.

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Why wouldn't I call them?

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Don't call them.

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Why wouldn't I call them?

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Stop.

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Well, Melanie, it looks like you're really concerned about this all of a sudden.

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Because it's my dad.

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Yeah, well, of course.

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Yeah, it'd be embarrassing, right?

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Your dad would find out that you shot everything you caught down here.

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Stealing jewelry for your sister.

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I mean, what am I going to do about it?

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I have a job to do.

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I can't just look away and pretend it didn't happen.

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Can't you? One time?

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No, I can't.

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I'm just a little floss prevention officer.

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This is my career.

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I could lose my job at something like that.

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All right.

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Are you going to keep slowing me down, or are you going to let me do my job?

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Will you not tell him if you do this?

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Well, that depends on if I...

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If you cooperate and if I find anything else.

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Let's start with this shirt.

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Here you go.

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I'm going to have to go through each article of clothing.

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Let's go through my shoes as well.

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Can I get my shirt back?

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No, you can't have your shirt back.

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Why can't I have it? You just looked and there was nothing there.

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This is called a full cavity search.

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We're going to get a lot more intrusive than just taking your shirt off, Melanie.

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Yeah, I don't know why you're smiling.

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I don't know why you find this so funny.

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Because I'm so uncomfortable.

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I mean, you look uncomfortable.

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You look really awkward, like a deer in the headlights.

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I mean, I don't know what else to tell you.

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Because if you already didn't find anything in my shirt, why can't I have my shirt?

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Well, because you lied to me about having anything in the first place.

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So, there you go. I can't take your face, Melanie.

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Are you serious?

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Yes, I am serious.

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You sound crazy.

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I sound crazy? I'm not the one who's half naked in the back of the security office.

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Because you made me take my clothes off.

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I didn't make you do anything. I gave you the option, Melanie.

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First off, there's no making anyone do anything.

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I'm so...

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I can call the police and we can deal with them.

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Or you can cooperate with me and stop repeating my investigation.

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I mean, I have places to be too, you know.

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I have a lunch break coming up soon. I don't want to be here all day...

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...dealing with this.

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So, if you would kindly remove the skirt and the shoes.

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Hand them over.

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What the fuck?

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Okay, Melanie, the skirt, please.

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I'm going to sniff my underwear too.

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Would you like me to?

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Fuck no.

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Oh, no.

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Just for that one?

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There's nothing in here.

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Melanie, give me the skirt.

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I don't fucking need it.

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Keep the skirt on. Keep the skirt on. Please, do me a favor. Just bend over.

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I can do this without the skirt on.

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Why do you want me to bend over?

272
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Because we're doing a cavity search, Melanie. Do you understand what a cavity search is?

273
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:49,520
No.

274
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,080
Okay, well, the cavities in your body, like the holes...

275
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,080
...in your vagina and your butthole...

276
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,040
...we're going to search those and make sure you didn't put anything in there.

277
00:13:59,620 --> 00:14:02,800
I know this is my job. This is what I signed up for, right?

278
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,080
It's embarrassing, but this is part of it, so...

279
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,320
You think I like searching people's assholes, Melanie?

280
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,060
I do, actually.

281
00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:10,720
Well, not everyone's as pretty as you, usually.

282
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,560
You're such a fucking pervert. Why are you here?

283
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,640
Today's my lucky day, I guess, so turn around.

284
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:18,580
Listen, Melanie, you can either cooperate with me...

285
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:21,560
...or I can call down the police and they'll send out a female officer.

286
00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,440
And she'll do it for me.

287
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:27,020
But either way, we are making sure you haven't stolen any of our merchandise.

288
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,280
And when they come down here and do it, by the way...

289
00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:31,280
...they're not going to do it nice here in this office and let you go.

290
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:32,300
They're going to take you down to county.

291
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:34,280
They're going to book you. They're going to fingerprint you.

292
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:35,540
Take your mug shots.

293
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,300
You're going to have a criminal record.

294
00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:39,060
You might not even get to...

295
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,080
It's Saturday now. You're not even going to get to see a judge until Monday.

296
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,420
You'll miss church, won't you?

297
00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:47,880
That's right, you'll miss church Sunday, won't you?

298
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:49,160
Melanie, don't worry. Don't worry.

299
00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:53,080
I'll be sure to be front and center and let your dad know where you're at...

300
00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,980
...and what happened, so he doesn't worry about you.

301
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,160
How embarrassing.

302
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,900
Everyone's going to be talking on Sunday service...

303
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:00,680
...about the pastor's daughter being in jail.

304
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:02,620
Shameful, really.

305
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,560
Can't believe you're going to put him through that.

306
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:07,080
Oh, well.

307
00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:08,980
All right, Melanie, turn around.

308
00:15:12,300 --> 00:15:14,180
That's something to think about now, don't you?

309
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:15,280
Put your hands on the desk, please.

310
00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,360
I'm only doing this because my sister's getting baptized.

311
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:21,640
Baptized, huh?

312
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:22,360
Yep.

313
00:15:22,940 --> 00:15:23,480
Are you baptized?

314
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:24,700
No.

315
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,100
Not yet?

316
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,460
Why are you making a video of this?

317
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,380
I have to document all of my activities.

318
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:05,580
Otherwise, in case anyone ever accuses me of doing something inappropriate...

319
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,260
Why are you doing it so up close?

320
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,380
Well, the lighting in here is bad.

321
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:10,520
You know what would be very helpful?

322
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,260
Do me a favor and make it look a lot faster if you were to spread.

323
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,920
Just reach back and grab a handful.

324
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:16,360
There you go.

325
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,700
Just one more fucking thing.

326
00:16:26,540 --> 00:16:28,520
Well, Melanie, everything checks out back there.

327
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:30,580
Luckily for you.

328
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:33,600
I was rooting for you.

329
00:16:33,640 --> 00:16:35,680
I was hoping that you didn't have any more merchandise.

330
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,700
Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to make you a deal.

331
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,060
Can I go home?

332
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,640
Oh, no, no, we're not done like that.

333
00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,500
I thought that was our deal.

334
00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,240
No, no, no, no.

335
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,260
Call the cops or go home.

336
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:46,040
No, no, no.

337
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:51,860
The deal was you let me continue my investigation or I will call the police.

338
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,600
My investigation isn't...

339
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:56,120
It's not at an end yet.

340
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:57,240
We're not there yet.

341
00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,380
But we could be.

342
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:00,240
Depends on you though, Melanie.

343
00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,700
How bad do you want to go home today?

344
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,020
I want to go home.

345
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,700
Can I not put my shoes on?

346
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:08,020
No, you cannot put your shoes on.

347
00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:08,300
Why?

348
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,220
You're not free to go yet.

349
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,980
Well, I'll tell you why.

350
00:17:13,060 --> 00:17:16,720
To start, I'm supposed to prosecute you.

351
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:17,740
I'm supposed to call the police.

352
00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:23,240
I'm supposed to send you to jail.

353
00:17:23,780 --> 00:17:27,560
But, I don't know, a pretty girl like you, I kind of have some sort of sympathy for you a little bit.

354
00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:28,000
I don't know.

355
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,020
Probably against my better judgment.

356
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:33,000
But maybe we could work something out, Melanie.

357
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,180
Like what?

358
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:39,580
Well, I mean, I don't know, a pretty girl like you.

359
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,620
A lonely old man like me.

360
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:42,840
You know, Melanie, come here.

361
00:17:43,640 --> 00:17:44,400
Come here, have a seat.

362
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,260
Come here.

363
00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:47,940
Why am I here?

364
00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,360
Melanie, come here.

365
00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:53,620
There you go.

366
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:59,700
Well, you know, Melanie, sometimes doing this job, you get lonely.

367
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:02,580
You know, and a man has needs.

368
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:03,440
No, I don't know.

369
00:18:03,940 --> 00:18:05,160
Oh, I think you do now, Melanie.

370
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:05,960
I don't know.

371
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:06,640
You do now.

372
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,820
This is so...

373
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:09,200
What?

374
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,020
This is so what?

375
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,360
I, what are you doing?

376
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,880
Oh, my God, what the fuck?

377
00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:18,380
Oh, my God, what the fuck?

378
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:19,320
No, don't.

379
00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:21,160
No, what are you doing?

380
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,680
Melanie, don't, don't, don't, don't be like that.

381
00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:24,540
I mean...

382
00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:25,440
Don't be like what?

383
00:18:25,740 --> 00:18:27,780
Oh, well, I mean, I'm trying to work something out with you.

384
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,160
I'm trying to give you options here, and you're telling me you're not interested.

385
00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,180
I mean...

386
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,420
Because I'm not.

387
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,000
Well, okay, well, then I'll just call the police.

388
00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,500
No, no, no, no, no.

389
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:38,880
I misunderstood.

390
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:39,960
You cannot call the police.

391
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:40,660
I misunderstood.

392
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:41,580
I thought you...

393
00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,200
I misunderstood.

394
00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:43,820
Okay, yeah, you misunderstood.

395
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:49,360
You thought you could come in here and shoplift without any sort of repercussions or consequences,

396
00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:50,520
and you were mistaken.

397
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,080
You think that's a consequence?

398
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:57,320
No, consequences are getting arrested and going to jail.

399
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,240
I'm trying to give you an option, a way out.

400
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,080
But you don't want to take my option.

401
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:03,700
I understand.

402
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:04,540
You don't have to.

403
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:05,600
Do you always do this?

404
00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,160
No, I don't always do this.

405
00:19:09,300 --> 00:19:10,720
Only to pretty girls like yourself.

406
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,500
I mean, it'd be weird if I did it to everybody, wouldn't it?

407
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,700
I think it's weird that you're doing it now.

408
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:18,840
Well, I'm sure you do think it's weird, but I mean, it's...

409
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,000
You know, you're the one benefiting from it.

410
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,360
Think of all those ugly people that don't get this opportunity.

411
00:19:24,640 --> 00:19:25,460
They've got to go to jail.

412
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:27,380
Huh?

413
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,000
Oh, my God.

414
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,500
Oh, my God, I think you're literally crazy.

415
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,880
Yeah, a lot of people think so.

416
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,860
But we're stuck with it, you and I.

417
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:38,500
So what's it going to be, though?

418
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,040
I mean, Melanie, am I going to call the police,

419
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,820
or are we going to work out some sort of arrangement?

420
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:42,820
What do you want me to do?

421
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,940
Well, I mean, Melanie, look at this.

422
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,540
Look at these nuts.

423
00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:50,100
I mean, these things haven't been drained in weeks.

424
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:53,720
I spend so much time around here chasing around shoplifters

425
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,880
that I don't get a chance to date or hug a beautiful woman.

426
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,700
So what about your lunch breaks?

427
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,980
You don't jerk off in your car?

428
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:04,960
Ah, Melanie.

429
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,680
I'm like, oh, my God.

430
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,340
Are you saying you'd like to meet me in my car?

431
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,140
Is that what you're insinuating?

432
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,340
No, I don't want to meet you anywhere.

433
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,160
Oh, well.

434
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,360
Well, then we should probably get this done sooner than later.

435
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,100
That way we can get to my lunch break.

436
00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:20,820
I mean, let's just...

437
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,460
Oh, my God, can you just not do this?

438
00:20:23,220 --> 00:20:25,240
Ah, Melanie, I mean, something has to be done.

439
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,180
If you can call the police, or...

440
00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,940
You have to give me a reason not to call the police.

441
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,100
I mean...

442
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,140
Well, can I...

443
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,540
Can I, like...

444
00:20:32,540 --> 00:20:33,400
Do you have dogs?

445
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,280
Can I go dog sit for you?

446
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,160
Or...

447
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,140
I have an old dog, but he's blind, and he's kind of...

448
00:20:39,140 --> 00:20:40,380
It's not really...

449
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,440
I mean, I can watch my own dog.

450
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,180
What do you mean?

451
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,440
Melanie.

452
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:45,880
I...

453
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,200
You're cutting into my lunch break.

454
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,380
I'm trying to be nice.

455
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,260
I'm trying to be fair with you.

456
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,960
But, I mean, you're starting to make it seem like you're not interested.

457
00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:59,100
So I should probably just put my...

458
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:00,900
No, what?

459
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,660
What else can I do?

460
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,260
Can I do your laundry?

461
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,140
Can I...

462
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:07,900
No, my mom doesn't wash.

463
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,980
Can I wash your car?

464
00:21:09,900 --> 00:21:10,800
You're such a loser.

465
00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,160
I work in a mall, Melanie.

466
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,160
Yeah.

467
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:15,460
Newsflash, right?

468
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,040
Yeah.

469
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:16,760
Yeah.

470
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:17,820
Oh, my God.

471
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,280
Oh, my God, it's so, like, grossed out and weirded out.

472
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:21,700
I know.

473
00:21:21,820 --> 00:21:25,300
You live with your mom, you have a blind dog, and you don't get sex.

474
00:21:26,340 --> 00:21:27,400
I didn't say I didn't get sex.

475
00:21:27,840 --> 00:21:29,460
But you just said you haven't had sex in weeks.

476
00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,980
Well, I get sex occasionally.

477
00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,080
Oh, my God.

478
00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,460
I mean, it's one of the perks of having this job.

479
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,540
Can I just put on my shirt?

480
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:39,300
Like...

481
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:40,660
I'd rather you not.

482
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,060
I mean, you have really nice boobs, Melanie.

483
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:43,940
I don't know if anyone's ever told you that.

484
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:44,640
Oh, my God.

485
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:46,680
Okay, so...

486
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,140
I'm sorry, am I negotiating?

487
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:49,560
Okay, what...

488
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:50,220
Is there something here?

489
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:52,520
Are we trying to negotiate a deal or are we...

490
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,320
I want a deal.

491
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,360
Okay, great.

492
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,300
Oh, here's a deal, Melanie.

493
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:04,220
You just lay there on that desk and let me have some fun

494
00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:07,300
for the next 20 minutes or so until my lunch break, and...

495
00:22:08,380 --> 00:22:10,560
But you said I'm cutting into your lunch break.

496
00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:11,980
I don't make exceptions for you.

497
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:12,560
You're pretty.

498
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:15,560
And I kind of like you for some reason, Melanie.

499
00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:19,000
So, you lay back on that desk and let me have my fun,

500
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:22,440
and I will let you go,

501
00:22:23,940 --> 00:22:27,000
and I'll even let you keep the bracelet for your sister.

502
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:27,460
How's that?

503
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:29,440
That's a pretty sweet deal.

504
00:22:31,540 --> 00:22:32,500
That's the best thing I got.

505
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,160
What are you going to tell the clerks?

506
00:22:34,300 --> 00:22:35,680
I want you to let me handle that.

507
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,720
You don't have to worry about that.

508
00:22:41,740 --> 00:22:43,600
I'll take care of everything, and I'll even erase the video.

509
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:45,920
You'll erase the video?

510
00:22:46,340 --> 00:22:46,640
Yeah.

511
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,660
No one will ever have to know?

512
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:49,800
No.

513
00:22:51,340 --> 00:22:52,560
What are you going to do with this video?

514
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,640
I'll probably jerk off to it a couple times,

515
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,400
and after I'm done with that, I'll probably delete it.

516
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,760
I don't want a bunch of these videos piling up.

517
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,740
It's called evidence, right?

518
00:23:05,410 --> 00:23:06,910
Yeah, right. Imagine that.

519
00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:10,450
So...

520
00:23:13,110 --> 00:23:13,790
Do we have a deal?

521
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:14,370
Melanie?

522
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:16,790
An arrangement? An agreement?

523
00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:19,050
So you're going to delete the video?

524
00:23:19,370 --> 00:23:20,670
Mm-hmm. Yep. Pinky promise.

525
00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,410
You're not going to call my dad?

526
00:23:22,790 --> 00:23:23,150
Mm-hmm.

527
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,530
You're not going to have any evidence?

528
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:24,990
Mm-hmm.

529
00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,670
And I'll never have to talk to you again?

530
00:23:26,670 --> 00:23:27,730
Mm-hmm.

531
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:28,930
Yes.

532
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:30,830
Seems fair.

533
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:32,910
All right. Pinky promise.

534
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,000
How much more until you're done?

535
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:52,480
Well, this is just warming me up, Melanie.

536
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,840
Let me just make sure that I've got...

537
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,820
sufficient wood for you.

538
00:24:59,080 --> 00:24:59,860
Here you go. Come down.

539
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,460
There you go.

540
00:25:31,700 --> 00:25:32,760
This is positive.

541
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:51,960
In your mouth?

542
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:52,040
In your mouth.

543
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:52,720
Seriously?

544
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,340
Yeah, seriously.

545
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,320
I mean, that's what you're here to do, right?

546
00:25:57,380 --> 00:25:59,020
The deal was, you're going to drain my balls.

547
00:26:00,260 --> 00:26:01,740
And this will help me drain my balls.

548
00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:05,300
It's the arrangement we made, right?

549
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,140
I mean, now this is part of it.

550
00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:16,180
It's not the worst thing you've ever done, I'm sure, is it?

551
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,320
It definitely is.

552
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:17,860
All right.

553
00:26:36,050 --> 00:26:36,490
Here you go.

554
00:26:39,190 --> 00:26:41,290
Melanie, if you're going to do it like this,

555
00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:42,630
I mean, I'm just going to have to call the cops.

556
00:26:44,030 --> 00:26:44,670
No, I'm serious.

557
00:26:44,850 --> 00:26:46,910
I mean, it'll take me forever to come out of this.

558
00:26:47,510 --> 00:26:49,310
Just try to pretend like it's your...

559
00:26:50,290 --> 00:26:51,630
it's your boyfriend's dick, huh?

560
00:26:51,770 --> 00:26:52,710
You've got a boyfriend, don't you?

561
00:26:53,210 --> 00:26:54,170
I've never had sex.

562
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,250
Well, never?

563
00:26:56,770 --> 00:26:57,050
Never.

564
00:26:58,330 --> 00:26:59,790
He must want you to have, don't you?

565
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:02,710
Do you fantasize about him?

566
00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:03,990
No.

567
00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:06,470
This isn't how I want my first time to go.

568
00:27:06,850 --> 00:27:09,570
Well, I mean, I don't blame you, but, I mean, here we are.

569
00:27:09,850 --> 00:27:11,910
So, I mean, maybe if we just...

570
00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:14,790
maybe just imagine this was your boyfriend's cock and not mine.

571
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,260
There you go.

572
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:37,390
Hold on, let's...

573
00:27:48,810 --> 00:27:49,870
I've got to get the balls, too.

574
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:09,970
Oh, yeah, that's good.

575
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:11,830
Yeah, there you go.

576
00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:17,510
I had some.

577
00:28:19,930 --> 00:28:20,370
Oh.

578
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:24,980
We're almost done.

579
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,180
Oh, we're close.

580
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,220
We're close, but I mean, it's more eye contact.

581
00:28:30,460 --> 00:28:31,200
It really...

582
00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,060
it really does it for me.

583
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,980
Well, I'm still speaking about my boyfriend.

584
00:28:36,140 --> 00:28:37,060
He can't be looking at you.

585
00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:40,300
Well, I mean...

586
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:47,700
Oh.

587
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,120
That's it.

588
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,800
You want to be over fast, don't you?

589
00:28:59,300 --> 00:29:00,000
Oh.

590
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:05,260
Oh.

591
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,000
Oh.

592
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,080
Oh.

593
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:23,300
Oh.

594
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:34,780
Oh.

595
00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:43,430
Oh.

596
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,540
Oh.

597
00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,610
Oh, that's it.

598
00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:09,990
Are you done?

599
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:22,180
Oh.

600
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:25,260
Mmm.

601
00:30:31,390 --> 00:30:32,530
Oh, that's it.

602
00:30:45,060 --> 00:30:46,460
Oh.

603
00:30:47,460 --> 00:30:48,020
Mmm.

604
00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:11,630
Oh.

605
00:31:21,950 --> 00:31:22,510
Oh.

606
00:31:40,070 --> 00:31:40,630
Oh.

607
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,040
We're almost done.

608
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:51,600
Oh.

609
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,080
Yeah, I've gotten much closer now than I was.

610
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,340
Oh, yeah.

611
00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:57,840
It won't be long now, Melanie.

612
00:31:59,580 --> 00:31:59,940
Mmm.

613
00:32:03,100 --> 00:32:03,460
Oh.

614
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,640
You know, Melanie, every time you ask, I've almost done it.

615
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,860
It kind of, like, throws me back five steps, you know?

616
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,400
Makes it more difficult.

617
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:12,800
Oh.

618
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,640
Why are you filming? I thought you were going to delete it.

619
00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:32,200
Well, I said I was going to delete it after I jerked off a few times to it.

620
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,440
Oh, you know what? Actually, do me.

621
00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,560
Here, I'll take that.

622
00:32:35,380 --> 00:32:36,860
Just film yourself. There you go.

623
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:38,660
And that's it.

624
00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:41,500
Come on.

625
00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:43,200
Look at the camera. Tell it.

626
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,000
Tell the camera how much you love it.

627
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,780
I love it.

628
00:32:46,940 --> 00:32:48,480
Oh, fuck, yeah, like that.

629
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,340
It feels so great.

630
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,240
Oh, does it really?

631
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:54,540
No.

632
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,420
No, no, no, no.

633
00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:57,600
It's the real Kingston character.

634
00:32:58,580 --> 00:32:59,700
It'll make me come faster.

635
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:01,600
Oh.

636
00:33:02,260 --> 00:33:03,100
I'm not an actor.

637
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:04,160
Oh.

638
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:06,200
Oh.

639
00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:11,900
Oh.

640
00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:16,860
Oh.

641
00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:20,100
Oh.

642
00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:33,740
Fuck.

643
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,940
Oh, fuck.

644
00:33:46,430 --> 00:33:48,670
Oh, fuck.

645
00:33:52,880 --> 00:34:00,580
Oh, fuck, yeah.

646
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,730
Oh, fuck.

647
00:34:08,810 --> 00:34:09,890
Oh.

648
00:34:12,990 --> 00:34:14,310
Oh, fuck.

649
00:34:19,570 --> 00:34:21,190
Oh, fuck.

650
00:34:25,510 --> 00:34:27,370
Oh, yeah, yeah.

651
00:34:28,910 --> 00:34:29,290
Oh.

652
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:25,700
Oh, fuck.

653
00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:29,320
Oh, fuck.

654
00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:36,780
Oh.

655
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,680
Oh.

656
00:35:44,210 --> 00:35:44,950
Ah.

657
00:35:45,590 --> 00:35:46,370
Oh.

658
00:35:56,610 --> 00:35:57,970
Oh.

659
00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:01,070
Oh.

660
00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:02,990
Oh.

661
00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:10,860
Oh.

662
00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,000
Oh.

663
00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:26,520
I mean, if you keep sobbing like this, it's going to make it harder.

664
00:36:27,340 --> 00:36:28,000
I'm sorry.

665
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,080
I'm sorry.

666
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:32,940
I'm sorry.

667
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:42,720
I'm sorry.

668
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:43,720
Oh.

669
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,040
Oh, man.

670
00:36:58,240 --> 00:36:59,280
There we go.

671
00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:02,080
Oh.

672
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,330
Where'd you get that?

673
00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:21,520
It's so pretty. I want to do it again.

674
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,860
Oh

675
00:38:14,970 --> 00:38:15,810
Oh

676
00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:50,590
Oh

677
00:39:21,630 --> 00:39:23,030
Oh

678
00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:52,680
Oh

679
00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:56,620
Oh

680
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:02,840
Oh

681
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:37,680
Oh

682
00:42:29,150 --> 00:42:30,550
Oh

683
00:42:42,510 --> 00:42:43,530
Oh

684
00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:58,770
It's almost over I promise

685
00:43:04,170 --> 00:43:05,310
I'm so close

686
00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:36,830
I'm gonna come don't you?

687
00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:25,020
Oh

688
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:16,100
Oh

689
00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:27,940
Oh

690
00:45:54,590 --> 00:45:55,570
Oh

691
00:46:26,730 --> 00:46:27,390
Oh

692
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:49,820
I

693
00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:55,660
Can't believe you're the pastor's daughter and you haven't baptized yet, huh?

694
00:48:10,940 --> 00:48:11,640
Oh

695
00:49:20,130 --> 00:49:21,530
Oh

696
00:49:52,930 --> 00:49:54,330
I

697
00:49:57,650 --> 00:49:59,050
Oh

698
00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,130
I

699
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:12,760
Can't believe you're the pastor's daughter and you haven't baptized yet, huh?

700
00:54:47,460 --> 00:54:48,860
Oh

701
00:54:54,780 --> 00:54:55,540
I

702
00:54:55,540 --> 00:55:00,620
Get the jizz and baptism, okay