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- OK.
- OK. Here we go.
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OK.
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Hold on.
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One more time.
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Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...
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One more time.
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- Uh-huh!
- And then just one time.
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Uh-huh.
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And now the hard part!
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No!
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One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...
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- You got it?
- Yes.
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And now's
the best part.
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Yeah.
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- OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- One more time, together.
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- Wait... Are you ready?
- Two hands,
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- and then...
- Yep.
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Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.
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You're so flexible.
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OK. OK. One more time.
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Uh...
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Yeah!
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- Yeah!
- Yeah...
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I missed a bit.
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One more, one more.
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- Ugh.
- Whoops!
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One more time.
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It's perfect!
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That was great.
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Great work.
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Sounding...
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Yeah, sounding really good.
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Um...
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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,
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just for practice,
but... good job.
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Oh...
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Stupid fucking thing!
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OK.
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No.
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Come on... Oh!
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Fuck me.
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♪ I'm confessing that I love you
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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?
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♪ I'm confessing that I need you
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♪ Honest, I do
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♪ Every single moment
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♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things
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♪ But your lips deny
they're true
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♪ Will your answer
really change things?
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ Making me blue
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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain
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♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me
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♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"
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♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me
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♪ All in life on you depends
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♪ Am I guessing that you love me
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♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?
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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again
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♪ Over again
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover
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♪ Sweet lover ♪
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Shoes off, please.
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Oh...
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Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?
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- What?
- This bike. Why?
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Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.
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You were supposed to fold it.
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The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.
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This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.
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Do you know
how hard this is to fold?
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It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.
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It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.
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Also, the wheels,
they're so little.
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It's like
I gotta pedal four times
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to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.
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You have to practice, maybe.
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Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!
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No, she's not here.
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- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.
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- Where?
- At Sadie's.
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I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.
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Oh, it was sort of last minute.
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Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?
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I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.
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I mean, she's fine.
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I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.
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There are no men or weapons
in the home.
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You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?
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- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?
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Sadie's fucking crazy.
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Mm...
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Whoa... holy shit!
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My God, look at all this cheese!
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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!
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Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.
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What is all this?
What is that...
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- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.
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You're making a soufflé,
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and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?
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Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?
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- Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?
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Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?
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You have mentioned
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that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.
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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.
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Why didn't you ask me
about this?
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I did.
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Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?
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I told you yesterday.
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Well, telling me and asking me
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are actually
two very different things.
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And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.
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It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.
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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?
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- What wine?
- I... I texted you.
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I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.
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- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.
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I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.
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Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.
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And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!
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- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?
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Nothing.
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Can you please
just clean up your office?
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It's...
It's just such an eyesore.
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Can you please
call the neighbors
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and tell 'em
to come another time?
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- No.
- "No".
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It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.
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They're coming
in ten fucking mi...
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Why didn't you tell me
any of this?
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Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?
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And they've been so nice
about all our noise
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- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?
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Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?
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That's nuts!
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You're making a soufflé
for these people now?
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- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.
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She just wants to see it
now that it's done,
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and she's very nice.
They're very, very...
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You know, they seem cool.
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And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...
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She's so... She's so pretty.
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Yeah, she's fine.
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But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?
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Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,
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it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.
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- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.
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He's asking me questions,
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and he wants me
to ask him questions.
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And the eye contact
is off the charts.
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Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.
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What is this?
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What?
That's a rug.
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- It's new.
- Yeah.
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Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?
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- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?
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- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?
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You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.
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Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?
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I could've seen that coming
a mile away.
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Can we please do a reset?
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A what?
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Can you leave
and come back in again?
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- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?
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You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?
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- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.
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Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.
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- Would that be OK?
- Fine.
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- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.
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- Here we go.
- Thank you.
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Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.
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- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.
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Oh, how's it going?
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- Great.
- Cool.
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Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?
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Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.
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Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.
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Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.
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It's so cool.
They're super cool.
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But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,
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'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?
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- No!
- "No"?
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- No!
- What the fuck?
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No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.
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- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.
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- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.
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- You said the same shit.
- So did you.
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Can we put curtains
on this window?
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I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.
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No, I like the light.
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I got this special ham,
you know,
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'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...
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It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.
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I can't have any of this cheese?
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Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.
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Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,
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and you'll eat cheese,
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and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.
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I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.
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No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.
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You know what?
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I actually think
it's really cool
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that they're coming over
tonight.
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- Why?
- Because...
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...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.
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- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?
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That we weren't gonna say
anything.
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Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.
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God!
It's none of our business
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what they do in the privacy
of their own home.
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None of our business
that every night we get waken up
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by floor-shaking animal fucking?
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How is that
none of our business?
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How is that
none of our fucking business?
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She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.
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Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?
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Doesn't seem that hard for her!
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What,
is she your role model now?
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Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.
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She's your come role model?
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- That's great.
- Yeah.
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Can we please
just paint this room already?
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Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.
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It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?
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It's not the same color.
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Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?
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I was so close
to saying something.
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Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.
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I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.
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Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.
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And you know
what happened right after that
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is it got much, much,
much, much worse.
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They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!
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Joe! We are not saying anything.
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Why not?
They're cool, right?
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You keep saying
how cool they are.
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So, maybe if I bring it up,
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we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.
250
00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:15,043
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,
251
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,749
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?
252
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:19,372
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,
253
00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:21,161
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.
254
00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,659
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.
255
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,491
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.
256
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,364
If our neighbors
were waking us up
257
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,279
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music
258
00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:30,694
and I said something
about it to them,
259
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,401
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?
260
00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:33,857
It's the exact same thing,
261
00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:35,606
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!
262
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:39,394
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!
263
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,761
This shirt,
is this also new?
264
00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,759
Yes.
265
00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:51,257
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.
266
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,879
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.
267
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:56,377
I just did tell you that.
268
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,625
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.
269
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,040
I didn't forget the wine.
270
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,663
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,
271
00:13:02,745 --> 00:13:04,785
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.
272
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,617
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?
273
00:13:06,699 --> 00:13:07,698
No, there's nothing to drink.
274
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:09,489
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.
275
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,070
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?
276
00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,569
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?
277
00:13:12,694 --> 00:13:14,276
We're popping champagne
with these people?
278
00:13:14,401 --> 00:13:15,899
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,
279
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,272
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,
280
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,562
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.
281
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:22,684
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?
282
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,265
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.
283
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,639
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.
284
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,553
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?
285
00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:30,884
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!
286
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,591
I'm gonna make this very simple.
287
00:13:32,674 --> 00:13:34,173
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up
288
00:13:34,256 --> 00:13:36,255
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.
289
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,669
What?
290
00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,084
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.
291
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,582
I'm sorry.
292
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,663
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?
293
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:46,494
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
294
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,574
Do you even understand
how hard it is
295
00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:51,489
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,
296
00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,861
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.
297
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:55,401
'Cause I don't think you get it.
298
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,607
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.
299
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,688
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?
300
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,686
Every time they fuck
and she comes,
301
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:05,101
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.
302
00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:09,762
I could not care less
about anything in the world
303
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:11,677
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.
304
00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:13,051
I just wanted
to have a nice night.
305
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:15,049
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,
306
00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:16,256
and you won't let me.
307
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,254
These people
are disrespecting us.
308
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:20,585
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?
309
00:14:20,668 --> 00:14:22,458
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.
310
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,082
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.
311
00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:25,455
They know we can hear them.
312
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,745
- They get off on it.
- No!
313
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,493
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.
314
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,117
They're not thinking
about us!
315
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,406
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!
316
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,696
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.
317
00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:36,901
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!
318
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,276
You mean I'll be friends
with them?
319
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,899
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.
320
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:40,981
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.
321
00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:42,064
Oh, it's not?
322
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,146
-I would love to have friends.
-You would love...
323
00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:44,811
People like me. Why do you think
we don't have friends?
324
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:45,893
What, people don't like me?
325
00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:46,975
I'll tell you why
we don't have friends.
326
00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:48,099
'Cause we're fucking miserab...
327
00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:53,261
Hi.
328
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,758
Hi. Come in.
329
00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:57,132
Nice to see you, Angela.
330
00:14:57,257 --> 00:15:00,337
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.
331
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:03,667
Hi.
332
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,374
Ah, two.
333
00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:07,164
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.
334
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:10,286
Yes. Joe, you...
335
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,409
You remember Piña and Hawk?
336
00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:18,486
This... It's still a good time?
337
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,650
Yes. Yeah.
338
00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:22,274
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?
339
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,398
No, it's great.
340
00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:24,687
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.
341
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,644
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.
342
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:30,891
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,
343
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,637
and it sounded
like you were arguing.
344
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,386
- No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.
345
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,049
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,
346
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,131
and we could hear
you were fighting.
347
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,879
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...
348
00:15:42,962 --> 00:15:44,626
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.
349
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,375
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,
350
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,539
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.
351
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:50,038
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?
352
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,077
Completely understand.
You know?
353
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,574
We love
a contentious environment.
354
00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:59,195
- We love it.
- OK.
355
00:15:59,362 --> 00:16:01,401
Well, really, really, it's fine.
356
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:03,773
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.
357
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,271
You're in for a treat.
358
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:07,603
- OK?
- Yeah, great.
359
00:16:07,686 --> 00:16:09,143
Do we have
to take our shoes off?
360
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,391
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!
361
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,264
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.
362
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,972
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.
363
00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:17,385
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?
364
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,840
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.
365
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,754
God...
366
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,039
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.
367
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,120
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.
368
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,367
Cool.
369
00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:37,282
This guy.
370
00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,612
We've been dying
to see your apartment.
371
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,984
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.
372
00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,482
It wasn't quite ready before.
373
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:47,272
Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.
374
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,188
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,
375
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,687
but then you never called.
376
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,143
- Yes.
- We, uh...
377
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,390
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.
378
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:55,556
- No, God, no.
- Well...
379
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,762
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
380
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,343
No, I'm sorry about that. No.
381
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,758
What do you...
What do you think?
382
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:03,589
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.
383
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,253
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?
384
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,784
Just saying...
385
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:20,781
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.
386
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,487
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,
387
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,653
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.
388
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,983
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.
389
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,690
- Not everything.
- But some of it.
390
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,188
I guess what I meant to say is,
391
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,560
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,
392
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,475
and you have a really great eye.
393
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:38,097
That's true.
I... I can feel it.
394
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,262
I feel you put so much love.
395
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,759
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.
396
00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:45,632
I...
397
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:48,378
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.
398
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:51,042
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.
399
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,666
I care.
I do care a lot. I...
400
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:57,620
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.
401
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,617
I don't know why,
but I thank you.
402
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,198
Thank you for saying that.
403
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,988
- Yeah, it has...
- ...great energy.
404
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:08,399
- Oh! I...
- Wow! Look at that!
405
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,064
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.
406
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,604
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,
407
00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,392
as though that was a real thing
we could do.
408
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,182
- Well, energy is everything.
- Really?
409
00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:22,178
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.
410
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:25,175
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,
411
00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:27,631
but you can find ways
to shape it.
412
00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,253
- Mm.
- Beautiful.
413
00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:32,459
You shaped it
really beautifully here.
414
00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:34,457
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.
415
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:37,205
Too existential for you, Joe?
416
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,411
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.
417
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,200
Let's get deep.
What is life?
418
00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,194
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.
419
00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:52,481
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.
420
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:53,647
Fair warning.
421
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,144
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.
422
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,392
You'll be at our door
late at night,
423
00:18:58,476 --> 00:18:59,974
like a junkie under the bridge,
424
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,595
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.
425
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,383
Wow!
426
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,757
Hmm.
427
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,379
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.
428
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,044
-Yes. Yeah. Come...
-Yes.
429
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,251
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.
430
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:16,082
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.
431
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,165
- Flan?
- Flan.
432
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,204
- Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.
433
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,280
Oh!
434
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:31,901
- Remember to...
- Yes! Right!
435
00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:37,521
I'm so sorry. I haven't...
436
00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:40,725
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...
437
00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:45,887
We have
some beautiful sparkling...
438
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,593
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...
439
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:49,966
Or maybe you'd prefer...
440
00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,590
- Wine.
- Wine's better.
441
00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,879
- Wine. Wine.
- Yeah.
442
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,503
Wine.
Do we have wine?
443
00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:58,249
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?
444
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,039
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.
445
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,412
We have...
We have the anniversary wine.
446
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:03,702
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.
447
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:06,033
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary
448
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,906
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?
449
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:09,196
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.
450
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:10,695
- 1980?
- Yes.
451
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,486
Get the wine!
452
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,775
- We have.
- We do have wine.
453
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,815
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.
454
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:18,105
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.
455
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,893
Yeah. Totally.
456
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:23,765
That's great. Finally!
457
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,763
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.
458
00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:27,262
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.
459
00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:28,511
Perfect. Great.
460
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:29,968
You wanna save that
for another time?
461
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,592
Oh my God, no! What time?
462
00:20:31,757 --> 00:20:33,506
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.
463
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,795
No time like the present, huh?
464
00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:38,750
Do you wanna open it?
465
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,996
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.
466
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:44,620
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.
467
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,826
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...
468
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:48,907
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.
469
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,613
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?
470
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:53,528
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.
471
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,484
- That's not where it goes.
- Often is in there.
472
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,316
It's literally
never been there.
473
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,480
- Do you want me to do it?
- Got it!
474
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,769
Sorry. We don't, um...
475
00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:06,307
...have people over very often.
476
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,888
- Do you need me to do it?
- I got it.
477
00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:09,012
OK.
478
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:17,087
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!
479
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:18,586
Wow!
480
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,001
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...
481
00:21:20,169 --> 00:21:21,500
I had confidence, Joe.
482
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,081
Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.
483
00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:24,290
Ah...
484
00:21:24,996 --> 00:21:28,410
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
485
00:21:28,535 --> 00:21:30,116
- Yes. Great.
- Sláinte.
486
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,489
- ¡Salud!
- Joe, thank your uncle.
487
00:21:32,614 --> 00:21:34,529
He's, uh... He's dead, so...
488
00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:37,235
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.
489
00:21:38,276 --> 00:21:40,106
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- Maggie?
490
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:41,314
She's so cool.
491
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:43,020
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.
492
00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:44,810
- I love her style.
- I know, right?
493
00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,517
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...
494
00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:48,765
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.
495
00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:50,721
Where's she going?
496
00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:53,885
To college.
497
00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:57,006
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!
498
00:21:57,173 --> 00:22:00,003
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,
499
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,792
and I'm just gonna be alone.
500
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,790
What about me?
Where have I gone?
501
00:22:04,998 --> 00:22:06,538
I'm just saying it's gonna be...
502
00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:08,828
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?
503
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,533
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.
504
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,989
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.
505
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,528
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.
506
00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:18,485
Sorry for what?
507
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,816
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.
508
00:22:20,899 --> 00:22:22,398
- Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way
509
00:22:22,522 --> 00:22:25,229
to release stress hormones,
cortisol.
510
00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:27,310
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.
511
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:28,808
- She does.
- It's just...
512
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,806
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,
513
00:22:30,973 --> 00:22:32,388
you know?
514
00:22:32,512 --> 00:22:34,095
For... For some.
515
00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:40,297
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.
516
00:22:40,464 --> 00:22:43,002
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.
517
00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,792
- We think about it.
- Right.
518
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,915
- Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.
519
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,621
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.
520
00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:50,287
- Maybe.
- That's great.
521
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,035
You should probably decide
sooner than later.
522
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,408
What?
523
00:22:56,323 --> 00:22:58,903
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.
524
00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:01,401
Why?
525
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:06,603
You know, just due to age.
526
00:23:09,185 --> 00:23:10,309
Whose age?
527
00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,182
You know? I mean...
528
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,388
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...
529
00:23:14,513 --> 00:23:17,968
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.
530
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,590
Mm... Science.
531
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:23,462
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.
532
00:23:23,587 --> 00:23:25,377
Actually, I have something...
533
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:26,792
You know, time, she marches.
534
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,415
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,
535
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:32,702
a gesture to remind you of home.
536
00:23:33,202 --> 00:23:35,699
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.
537
00:23:35,824 --> 00:23:37,822
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.
538
00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:39,405
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.
539
00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:41,903
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!
540
00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:44,400
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- Hmm?
541
00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:46,898
- No?
- He does.
542
00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:48,770
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.
543
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:52,600
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!
544
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:55,264
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.
545
00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:57,512
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.
546
00:23:57,595 --> 00:23:59,385
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.
547
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:01,757
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.
548
00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:03,214
For me, also no.
549
00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:06,087
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.
550
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,751
We got almonds.
You want almonds?
551
00:24:07,877 --> 00:24:08,959
Ah...
552
00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:11,623
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.
553
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:14,744
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?
554
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,283
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.
555
00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:19,199
No. I will eat
Piña's meat.
556
00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:21,904
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.
557
00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:23,486
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
558
00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,110
It's totally... Hey, it's great.
559
00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:26,483
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
560
00:24:26,608 --> 00:24:28,107
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?
561
00:24:28,232 --> 00:24:29,688
It's this... that.
562
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:32,393
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...
563
00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,516
Piña, what do you want to eat?
564
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,514
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.
565
00:24:36,681 --> 00:24:37,888
I can get it here so fast.
566
00:24:38,013 --> 00:24:39,511
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.
567
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,260
Anything, any cuisine you like.
568
00:24:41,384 --> 00:24:42,800
- What do you like?
- She's fine.
569
00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,715
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.
570
00:24:44,798 --> 00:24:46,005
But I don't understand
571
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:49,293
how you put all of this together
so quickly.
572
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,292
I mean, we only planned
this morning.
573
00:24:51,374 --> 00:24:54,330
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?
574
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:57,744
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.
575
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,909
- Just this morning?
- This morning.
576
00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:00,824
- Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.
577
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,530
- This morning?
- Last morning.
578
00:25:02,613 --> 00:25:05,402
That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.
579
00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:07,608
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...
580
00:25:07,776 --> 00:25:09,024
They kind of
blur into one.
581
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:10,897
- This morning.
- Yes.
582
00:25:11,022 --> 00:25:12,895
Are you cold?
583
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,226
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?
584
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:17,683
- What you doing right now?
- Am I OK?
585
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,388
I don't know.
Are you choking?
586
00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:22,510
I just feel a little...
Am I OK?
587
00:25:22,593 --> 00:25:23,802
Are you choking
right now?
588
00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:25,300
No, I...
589
00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:28,962
- I get a little...
- This happens a lot?
590
00:25:39,993 --> 00:25:42,199
It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.
591
00:25:42,324 --> 00:25:43,782
- What?
- Perimenopause?
592
00:25:43,907 --> 00:25:46,112
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...
593
00:25:46,237 --> 00:25:47,236
Holy shit.
594
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:48,818
...and last
more than ten years.
595
00:25:48,902 --> 00:25:50,733
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!
596
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,314
Makes me so angry,
597
00:25:52,398 --> 00:25:54,687
how so many people still today
598
00:25:54,812 --> 00:25:57,309
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.
599
00:25:57,393 --> 00:25:59,391
- I know.
- This is a serious,
600
00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:03,303
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -
601
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:07,008
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -
602
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,505
and we are expected
just to deal with it.
603
00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:13,668
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.
604
00:26:13,793 --> 00:26:15,291
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?
605
00:26:16,249 --> 00:26:17,914
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.
606
00:26:18,038 --> 00:26:20,911
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.
607
00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:23,117
Abundance of charcuterie.
608
00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:26,614
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.
609
00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:28,403
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...
610
00:26:28,527 --> 00:26:31,234
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.
611
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:32,983
OK.
612
00:26:34,481 --> 00:26:40,391
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,
613
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:44,679
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze
614
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:48,967
for the next thirty years or so?
615
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,089
How would you like that?
616
00:26:52,505 --> 00:26:53,587
I wouldn't like that.
617
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:56,625
- No. You wouldn't.
- No.
618
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,789
- So, don't joke about it.
- OK. Copy that. I won't.
619
00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:01,120
I get it. I'm sorry.
620
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,035
Are you a doctor
or something like that?
621
00:27:04,201 --> 00:27:06,824
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- Ah.
622
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,780
- And a sexologist.
- Oh.
623
00:27:08,905 --> 00:27:11,486
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.
624
00:27:11,611 --> 00:27:13,400
I, uh... care about women.
625
00:27:13,526 --> 00:27:17,313
Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.
626
00:27:17,813 --> 00:27:20,226
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.
627
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:21,809
You the...
You the piano player?
628
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:25,221
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.
629
00:27:26,596 --> 00:27:28,094
No?
630
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:30,300
Joe was in a band.
631
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,798
- Oh, really? In a band?
- Yeah, in a band.
632
00:27:32,964 --> 00:27:34,088
- In a band?
- Mm-hmm.
633
00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:36,252
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?
634
00:27:36,377 --> 00:27:37,876
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?
635
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,832
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.
636
00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:41,289
They might.
637
00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:42,704
- Don't think so.
- No?
638
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,412
Remember The Onslaught?
639
00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,410
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...
640
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,033
"One Girl".
It was very big.
641
00:27:48,116 --> 00:27:49,989
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...
642
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:51,779
Yeah, for one week.
643
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,110
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.
644
00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:56,274
- Yeah.
- Were you the girl?
645
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,690
I was, I was.
646
00:27:57,814 --> 00:28:00,021
- Still is. Technically.
- Technically, still.
647
00:28:00,187 --> 00:28:03,308
Yes.
I was the girl.
648
00:28:03,393 --> 00:28:04,392
What kind of music?
649
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:07,389
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...
650
00:28:07,514 --> 00:28:09,802
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.
651
00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:12,092
- Can we listen to it?
- No.
652
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,673
But, I mean...
You know, can we...
653
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:17,379
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.
654
00:28:17,504 --> 00:28:19,792
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.
655
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,790
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window
656
00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:24,205
by a few decades, unfortunately.
657
00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,620
Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.
658
00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:28,326
- Yeah.
- Where?
659
00:28:28,409 --> 00:28:31,115
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?
660
00:28:31,281 --> 00:28:35,319
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.
661
00:28:36,276 --> 00:28:38,608
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.
662
00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:40,397
You're a music professor?
663
00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:41,895
Associate.
664
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,185
Wow.
That's really cool.
665
00:28:44,311 --> 00:28:45,767
It's fine.
666
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,013
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
667
00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:50,886
I'm sorry.
668
00:28:51,011 --> 00:28:52,469
What is the...
669
00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:55,591
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.
670
00:28:57,589 --> 00:28:58,754
What is going on here?
671
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:02,542
This rug.
Where'd you get it?
672
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,498
He is obsessed
with carpets.
673
00:29:04,623 --> 00:29:05,913
Oh! So am I.
674
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,993
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.
675
00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,616
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.
676
00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:16,321
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.
677
00:29:16,486 --> 00:29:17,819
No!
678
00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:19,525
- And it's...
- Where did you get this?
679
00:29:19,608 --> 00:29:22,190
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.
680
00:29:22,315 --> 00:29:23,521
- I did.
- No, you didn't.
681
00:29:23,604 --> 00:29:24,687
I just liked the colors.
682
00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:27,892
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.
683
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,682
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!
684
00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:32,305
- But it's a rug, so...
- No, it's not.
685
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,468
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.
686
00:29:34,593 --> 00:29:36,008
Rug.
687
00:29:36,716 --> 00:29:38,257
Hmm.
688
00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:40,671
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?
689
00:29:40,796 --> 00:29:41,795
I did not.
690
00:29:41,878 --> 00:29:43,169
- You swear?
- It's a rug.
691
00:29:43,294 --> 00:29:47,331
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!
692
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,287
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.
693
00:29:50,412 --> 00:29:51,701
- Do it.
- Can you imagine
694
00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:53,824
the things this carpet has seen?
695
00:29:53,908 --> 00:29:56,530
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...
696
00:29:56,613 --> 00:29:57,820
really cut it.
697
00:29:57,987 --> 00:30:00,318
An incredible, incredible vibe.
698
00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:03,023
- Good energy.
- Wow!
699
00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:04,897
Really good energy.
Yeah.
700
00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:07,186
He did our entire apartment.
701
00:30:07,311 --> 00:30:09,393
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.
702
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,224
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.
703
00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:12,597
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.
704
00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,471
Are you an interior designer
or something?
705
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,302
What?
Oh, thank you. No.
706
00:30:16,386 --> 00:30:17,800
No. He is a fireman.
707
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,508
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.
708
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:21,006
You're a firefighter?
709
00:30:21,172 --> 00:30:23,004
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.
710
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,752
Yeah, he was a fire captain.
711
00:30:24,877 --> 00:30:27,000
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?
712
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,123
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.
713
00:30:29,289 --> 00:30:31,287
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.
714
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,910
- Why?
- "Why"?
715
00:30:33,035 --> 00:30:34,617
You don't seem like
a firefighter.
716
00:30:34,742 --> 00:30:36,324
What does a firefighter
seem like?
717
00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:37,989
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.
718
00:30:38,114 --> 00:30:39,695
- They have moustaches.
- What do you mean?
719
00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,026
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?
720
00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:44,316
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.
721
00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:45,606
He's very fuerte.
722
00:30:45,772 --> 00:30:48,104
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.
723
00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:49,768
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.
724
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:51,226
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,
725
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,307
but I was, you know...
726
00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:56,720
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough
727
00:30:56,803 --> 00:31:01,382
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...
728
00:31:01,507 --> 00:31:03,090
- Thank God.
- ...I retired
729
00:31:03,214 --> 00:31:05,794
and just started pursuing
my other interests
730
00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:08,625
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.
731
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,789
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.
732
00:31:10,914 --> 00:31:14,120
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.
733
00:31:14,244 --> 00:31:15,826
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.
734
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,200
- Say it again.
- No.
735
00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:19,281
Say it again.
736
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,775
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.
737
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,316
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?
738
00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:28,522
No, no. Rolfing's a...
739
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:31,020
It's a much deeper modality.
740
00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:35,307
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.
741
00:31:35,473 --> 00:31:37,596
But, um... yeah, to be healing.
742
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,718
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?
743
00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:43,216
Never in a million years.
744
00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:47,877
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.
745
00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:50,542
What do you love about me, Hawk?
746
00:31:52,498 --> 00:31:55,287
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.
747
00:31:56,536 --> 00:31:59,117
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...
748
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:00,781
Who wants a house tour?
749
00:32:00,907 --> 00:32:02,613
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.
750
00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:03,778
- I do.
- Great.
751
00:32:03,904 --> 00:32:05,527
- Yeah. I definitely do.
- Yeah.
752
00:32:05,610 --> 00:32:08,275
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.
753
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:10,772
What? Now?
Joe! No!
754
00:32:10,897 --> 00:32:13,103
Can I come with you?
755
00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:14,893
- Really?
- Yeah. Can I?
756
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,305
- Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?
757
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,468
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.
758
00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:24,383
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.
759
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:26,173
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?
760
00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:28,712
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?
761
00:32:28,795 --> 00:32:31,127
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...
762
00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:33,624
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.
763
00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:35,123
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.
764
00:32:39,534 --> 00:32:41,033
A lot of stuff in here.
765
00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:43,780
What do you got
other than this?
766
00:32:43,905 --> 00:32:45,321
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.
767
00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:47,111
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.
768
00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:49,733
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...
769
00:32:49,817 --> 00:32:53,105
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?
770
00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:55,811
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...
771
00:32:55,977 --> 00:32:57,516
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...
772
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,890
um, you know,
usually alone in here.
773
00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:07,091
There you go.
774
00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:09,588
There you go.
775
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,295
But chaos...
776
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:13,126
Biggest sign of creativity.
777
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,917
Really? Good. Great.
778
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:17,496
It means you're focused
on more important things.
779
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,494
Oh, you know, that's...
780
00:33:19,619 --> 00:33:21,743
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...
781
00:33:21,827 --> 00:33:23,825
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.
782
00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:27,196
She purges things.
Disgusting in here.
783
00:33:27,321 --> 00:33:30,318
I actually did
all of this grouting myself,
784
00:33:30,483 --> 00:33:32,691
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.
785
00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:34,230
Joe thinks I'm insane.
786
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,812
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something
787
00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:38,600
- you might have picked up.
- No.
788
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:40,099
No?
789
00:33:40,224 --> 00:33:43,221
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- Wow.
790
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:44,594
Anyway, that was
791
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,218
sort of similar
to what was there before.
792
00:33:46,302 --> 00:33:48,508
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...
793
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:51,505
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,
794
00:33:51,672 --> 00:33:55,043
which I think I succeeded in,
795
00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:56,833
you know,
just to keep it original,
796
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,789
but with a new surface.
797
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:04,325
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile
798
00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:06,282
than I've learned about rugs,
799
00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:08,905
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen
800
00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:11,318
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.
801
00:34:11,485 --> 00:34:13,026
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.
802
00:34:13,191 --> 00:34:14,815
But, um, I'd have just said
803
00:34:14,899 --> 00:34:18,021
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...
804
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:20,976
...bathroom.
805
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,389
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...
806
00:34:24,514 --> 00:34:26,762
- You fooled me.
- Wow!
807
00:34:26,887 --> 00:34:29,884
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- Come on.
808
00:34:30,009 --> 00:34:32,007
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.
809
00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:34,379
- That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.
810
00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:35,794
- It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.
811
00:34:35,919 --> 00:34:37,751
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.
812
00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:39,290
But I didn't wanna
say anything.
813
00:34:39,415 --> 00:34:40,498
No, yeah, don't.
814
00:34:40,624 --> 00:34:42,122
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,
815
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,410
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.
816
00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:45,909
I'm telling you that right now.
817
00:34:46,034 --> 00:34:48,323
She can't take it.
She could not take that.
818
00:34:48,406 --> 00:34:50,196
More?
819
00:34:51,778 --> 00:34:53,985
- You good?
- No, no.
820
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:57,314
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...
821
00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:59,312
If I have more than one hit,
822
00:34:59,395 --> 00:35:02,102
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,
823
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,183
and imagine what that
would be like in here.
824
00:35:04,307 --> 00:35:06,181
You start counting
objects?
825
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,887
I've never heard of that.
826
00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:10,594
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life.
827
00:35:10,718 --> 00:35:11,883
Exactly.
828
00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:13,965
Exactly. What is this?
829
00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:16,588
It's...
It's for a xylophone.
830
00:35:16,753 --> 00:35:18,711
Exactly.
You figured it out.
831
00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:20,791
It's intuitive, ultimately.
832
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,039
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.
833
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,244
Figured it out.
834
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,618
This is actually, um...
835
00:35:27,784 --> 00:35:32,488
This is where the two
apartments were combined.
836
00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:35,318
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,
837
00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,899
that that's where they, um...
838
00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:40,896
where there used to be
a separation.
839
00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:43,019
- A wall.
- Wall!
840
00:35:43,186 --> 00:35:45,308
That was...
what they call a wall.
841
00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:47,098
The technical term is "wall".
842
00:35:47,223 --> 00:35:49,013
We literally
are just that much, so...
843
00:35:49,096 --> 00:35:50,303
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...
844
00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:52,593
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!
845
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,674
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...
846
00:35:55,799 --> 00:35:57,088
I did all the stenciling,
847
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:58,920
and she's probably
a little old for it now.
848
00:35:59,045 --> 00:36:00,544
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...
849
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:03,915
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.
850
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,121
The carpeting is...
851
00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:08,036
- Oh!
- Wow.
852
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,325
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.
853
00:36:10,409 --> 00:36:13,322
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?
854
00:36:13,489 --> 00:36:15,903
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.
855
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,607
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
856
00:36:20,732 --> 00:36:22,979
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?
857
00:36:23,104 --> 00:36:24,603
No.
858
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:27,017
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,
859
00:36:27,183 --> 00:36:29,598
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,
860
00:36:29,765 --> 00:36:31,471
and that is from then.
861
00:36:31,596 --> 00:36:34,301
I mean, I think...
you know, you...
862
00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:36,799
Your creativity
is all over this place.
863
00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:38,756
I think you're really talented.
864
00:36:40,254 --> 00:36:41,628
Thank you.
865
00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:43,126
What about this?
866
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:46,498
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...
867
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,287
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.
868
00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:50,119
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...
869
00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:52,991
It's... not part of the tour.
870
00:36:53,116 --> 00:36:56,238
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.
871
00:36:56,322 --> 00:36:57,820
Yes. He is a fireman.
872
00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:59,693
He's really
a fireman? Yeah.
873
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,107
How long
have you been with him?
874
00:37:02,232 --> 00:37:05,229
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.
875
00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:06,811
- One year. That's it?
- Mm.
876
00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:08,268
Oh, wow.
877
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,015
Would've thought longer.
878
00:37:12,013 --> 00:37:14,095
I was married before.
879
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,885
- Really?
- Yeah.
880
00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:17,092
Interesting.
881
00:37:17,259 --> 00:37:20,089
How did you meet the fireman?
882
00:37:20,214 --> 00:37:22,254
He was my patient.
883
00:37:22,338 --> 00:37:24,043
He was your patient?
884
00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:26,749
And then you started dating him?
885
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,039
Piña!
886
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:31,203
This was Joe's parents' house.
887
00:37:31,828 --> 00:37:33,117
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
888
00:37:33,243 --> 00:37:34,825
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.
889
00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:38,405
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.
890
00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:40,445
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.
891
00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:42,526
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.
892
00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:44,690
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,
893
00:37:44,815 --> 00:37:46,397
a little bit too intimate,
maybe.
894
00:37:46,522 --> 00:37:48,936
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,
895
00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,642
- so don't...
- Why?
896
00:37:50,725 --> 00:37:53,015
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years
897
00:37:53,139 --> 00:37:55,221
afford this place.
898
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:58,218
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.
899
00:37:58,385 --> 00:38:00,632
Yeah, but he just...
He really...
900
00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:02,381
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.
901
00:38:02,506 --> 00:38:05,045
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...
902
00:38:05,211 --> 00:38:07,625
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.
903
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,955
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.
904
00:38:11,121 --> 00:38:15,243
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?
905
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:17,199
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.
906
00:38:17,324 --> 00:38:18,656
Yeah...
907
00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:20,155
Yeah.
908
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,690
Can I ask you something?
909
00:38:26,232 --> 00:38:27,523
Sure.
910
00:38:27,648 --> 00:38:29,686
I just... I have a...
911
00:38:29,811 --> 00:38:31,726
I have a decision to make,
and I...
912
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,224
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.
913
00:38:34,391 --> 00:38:36,222
I mean, if I can, yeah.
914
00:38:37,513 --> 00:38:39,177
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?
915
00:38:39,302 --> 00:38:41,799
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.
916
00:38:41,924 --> 00:38:45,255
That relationship was over
when I met him.
917
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:53,164
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,
918
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,454
if you don't mind me asking?
919
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:58,242
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.
920
00:38:58,325 --> 00:39:00,947
Then we were strangers.
921
00:39:01,946 --> 00:39:05,900
People... people forget
that they deserve more.
922
00:39:06,026 --> 00:39:09,314
You know?
They start living on migajas.
923
00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:12,728
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.
924
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:15,725
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.
925
00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:19,222
I think you really
just have to listen to
926
00:39:19,387 --> 00:39:21,427
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,
927
00:39:21,594 --> 00:39:23,675
what vision of yourself?
928
00:39:24,923 --> 00:39:26,297
You know?
929
00:39:26,422 --> 00:39:29,253
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach
930
00:39:29,419 --> 00:39:32,749
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?
931
00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:37,661
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,
932
00:39:37,744 --> 00:39:40,242
holding hands and getting old...
933
00:39:42,905 --> 00:39:44,529
...or...
934
00:39:45,736 --> 00:39:49,108
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?
935
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,938
I'd go with Copenhagen.
936
00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:54,811
I feel the same way. I...
937
00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:57,724
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.
938
00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:59,931
It seems so clear
939
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:01,929
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...
940
00:40:02,012 --> 00:40:03,677
You're so right. It's...
941
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,217
It was right there
the whole time.
942
00:40:05,383 --> 00:40:06,632
God! Thank you.
943
00:40:06,715 --> 00:40:09,546
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.
944
00:40:09,671 --> 00:40:11,045
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.
945
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,750
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...
946
00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:16,165
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.
947
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,454
Yeah.
948
00:40:17,538 --> 00:40:19,245
Joe just...
949
00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:22,117
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.
950
00:40:22,242 --> 00:40:25,156
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.
951
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,404
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!
952
00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:30,317
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.
953
00:40:30,441 --> 00:40:32,190
Just know that
at the end of the day -
954
00:40:32,315 --> 00:40:35,437
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.
955
00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:37,809
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."
956
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,933
"I'm Pigeon."
957
00:40:40,099 --> 00:40:42,638
Shh! No, I...
958
00:40:43,803 --> 00:40:46,426
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.
959
00:40:46,592 --> 00:40:48,299
I'm sorry. How dare I?
960
00:40:48,424 --> 00:40:49,840
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.
961
00:40:49,965 --> 00:40:51,213
"He's a sweetheart."
962
00:40:51,338 --> 00:40:53,336
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,
963
00:40:53,461 --> 00:40:54,960
and the dog was
where they said it would be.
964
00:40:55,126 --> 00:40:56,458
And that's when I ran out of air
965
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:58,039
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.
966
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,830
Oh, God! Oh, no.
967
00:40:59,955 --> 00:41:01,828
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,
968
00:41:01,953 --> 00:41:04,450
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.
969
00:41:04,616 --> 00:41:06,530
Oh, wow. Wow.
970
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:09,403
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.
971
00:41:09,527 --> 00:41:10,693
Yeah, yeah.
972
00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:12,942
But... you know what?
973
00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:17,395
Life's been so expansive
since then
974
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,226
that I kind of can't believe
975
00:41:20,309 --> 00:41:22,140
that I did it
as long as I did it.
976
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:26,012
And now... rugs.
977
00:41:26,178 --> 00:41:27,510
- Rugs.
- Rugs.
978
00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:29,217
Yeah.
979
00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:33,129
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.
980
00:41:33,254 --> 00:41:34,920
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.
981
00:41:35,045 --> 00:41:38,208
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.
982
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,331
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.
983
00:41:42,537 --> 00:41:44,452
- Same.
- Yeah.
984
00:41:47,656 --> 00:41:49,612
Have you...
985
00:41:49,738 --> 00:41:51,320
Have you got tequila?
986
00:41:51,445 --> 00:41:53,650
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.
987
00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:54,817
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.
988
00:41:54,942 --> 00:41:57,023
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...
989
00:41:57,147 --> 00:41:58,396
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?
990
00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,519
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.
991
00:42:03,724 --> 00:42:06,430
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.
992
00:42:13,132 --> 00:42:14,255
These are beautiful!
993
00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:15,754
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.
994
00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,544
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.
995
00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:19,250
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.
996
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,166
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.
997
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,830
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.
998
00:42:22,955 --> 00:42:24,245
I... I have this one.
999
00:42:39,648 --> 00:42:42,394
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.
1000
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,391
They're two in one, or... Yeah.
1001
00:42:46,515 --> 00:42:49,221
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?
1002
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,677
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.
1003
00:42:51,801 --> 00:42:55,132
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.
1004
00:42:55,215 --> 00:42:57,545
I like that.
1005
00:43:00,168 --> 00:43:02,540
So, when did you get them?
1006
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:05,205
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.
1007
00:43:05,329 --> 00:43:06,828
Pretty old. Long time ago.
1008
00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:08,744
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.
1009
00:43:22,146 --> 00:43:23,436
- That's, uh...
- Oh!
1010
00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:24,935
- Yeah.
- Wow.
1011
00:43:25,018 --> 00:43:27,432
You know, um...
you should replace this.
1012
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,682
It's really dangerous.
1013
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,805
This old single-pane stuff.
1014
00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:33,510
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.
1015
00:43:33,635 --> 00:43:35,217
Oh, there's no risk of that.
1016
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:39,462
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...
1017
00:43:39,629 --> 00:43:41,960
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.
1018
00:43:42,126 --> 00:43:43,750
You never know.
1019
00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,247
- Tequila.
- Tequila.
1020
00:43:46,413 --> 00:43:47,621
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.
1021
00:43:49,952 --> 00:43:51,826
Can you do something for me?
1022
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,447
Probably. Yeah.
1023
00:43:55,530 --> 00:43:57,028
Please play something.
1024
00:43:57,195 --> 00:43:59,234
One song. Just one.
1025
00:43:59,401 --> 00:44:01,607
I love music. Please.
1026
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:08,309
- Please.
- I...
1027
00:44:08,434 --> 00:44:10,098
I... I should check on Angela.
1028
00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:12,305
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.
1029
00:44:12,431 --> 00:44:13,512
You know what I mean?
1030
00:44:15,093 --> 00:44:17,800
Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?
1031
00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:20,630
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.
1032
00:44:20,755 --> 00:44:23,252
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.
1033
00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:25,250
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?
1034
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,957
I bet they do.
That's shocking.
1035
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,955
They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.
1036
00:44:29,038 --> 00:44:30,454
Joe, put on some music.
1037
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,952
Yeah! Putting it on.
1038
00:44:32,035 --> 00:44:34,741
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?
1039
00:44:35,698 --> 00:44:37,030
Like... what is Sade?
1040
00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:38,529
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.
1041
00:44:39,153 --> 00:44:41,234
Sexy-world-funk.
1042
00:44:41,402 --> 00:44:42,608
- That's not jazz?
- No!
1043
00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:44,148
No, that's not jazz.
1044
00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:45,897
I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.
1045
00:44:46,021 --> 00:44:48,519
No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?
1046
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,099
- It's like...
- Well, listen, then...
1047
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,516
Metallica and Judas Priest.
1048
00:44:52,681 --> 00:44:54,304
You don't know
any jazz at all?
1049
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,427
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- I really wanna learn.
1050
00:44:57,511 --> 00:44:59,216
Where should I start?
1051
00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:01,547
Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.
1052
00:45:01,672 --> 00:45:03,338
Miles with the cheeks
that go out?
1053
00:45:03,463 --> 00:45:04,919
Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,
1054
00:45:05,044 --> 00:45:07,417
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is
1055
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,040
- than to know who he is.
- Oh! Oh!
1056
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,538
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.
1057
00:45:11,704 --> 00:45:12,953
No, no, no.
1058
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,742
- You have to play it.
- Can we play just a...
1059
00:45:15,908 --> 00:45:17,532
- "One Girl."
- Play it. Play it.
1060
00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:19,447
Come on. This is
your love story right here.
1061
00:45:19,613 --> 00:45:20,612
No! No, no, no, no.
1062
00:45:20,778 --> 00:45:22,235
- Yes, I want to hear it.
- Don't put it on.
1063
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:23,526
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.
1064
00:45:23,692 --> 00:45:25,441
- Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!
1065
00:45:25,607 --> 00:45:27,730
We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.
1066
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,684
- No?
- No.
1067
00:45:32,641 --> 00:45:34,432
Hey, sorry.
1068
00:45:36,305 --> 00:45:38,135
I'm sorry.
1069
00:45:39,218 --> 00:45:41,133
You know what? Um...
1070
00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:43,048
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.
1071
00:45:43,172 --> 00:45:44,671
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.
1072
00:45:44,754 --> 00:45:46,545
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.
1073
00:45:48,418 --> 00:45:49,833
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?
1074
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,040
Oh, my God.
1075
00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:52,955
- It's incredible.
- I can't be objective,
1076
00:45:53,038 --> 00:45:54,245
but my flan is the best.
1077
00:45:54,329 --> 00:45:56,951
- It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.
1078
00:45:57,117 --> 00:45:58,616
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.
1079
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,156
Yeah, it's so delicious.
1080
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,028
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!
1081
00:46:03,153 --> 00:46:06,108
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,
1082
00:46:06,233 --> 00:46:08,398
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...
1083
00:46:08,523 --> 00:46:10,604
God, it's got such sauce in it!
1084
00:46:10,728 --> 00:46:12,810
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?
1085
00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:15,184
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.
1086
00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:16,307
- Sure.
- Yes.
1087
00:46:16,432 --> 00:46:17,639
I think shots for everybody.
1088
00:46:18,181 --> 00:46:19,928
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
1089
00:46:20,094 --> 00:46:23,633
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...
1090
00:46:23,757 --> 00:46:25,464
...we want to apologize for.
1091
00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:28,336
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...
1092
00:46:28,461 --> 00:46:30,958
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,
1093
00:46:31,042 --> 00:46:35,121
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.
1094
00:46:35,247 --> 00:46:37,951
- You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.
1095
00:46:38,035 --> 00:46:39,243
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.
1096
00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:41,947
- ...and we really...
- Salud.
1097
00:46:42,115 --> 00:46:44,238
And gracias.
1098
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,941
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.
1099
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:51,189
And actually,
we also have something
1100
00:46:51,313 --> 00:46:52,729
we wanted to talk to you about.
1101
00:46:52,895 --> 00:46:55,227
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.
1102
00:46:55,309 --> 00:46:57,142
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.
1103
00:46:57,225 --> 00:46:59,098
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?
1104
00:46:59,223 --> 00:47:01,304
I think something's
on Joe's mind.
1105
00:47:01,428 --> 00:47:03,718
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.
1106
00:47:03,801 --> 00:47:05,466
I feel like since we came...
1107
00:47:05,633 --> 00:47:06,964
You guys have something.
1108
00:47:07,132 --> 00:47:08,920
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.
1109
00:47:09,045 --> 00:47:11,959
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!
1110
00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:16,705
You are the guests,
and you should go first.
1111
00:47:16,830 --> 00:47:18,620
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.
1112
00:47:18,745 --> 00:47:20,202
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.
1113
00:47:20,327 --> 00:47:23,241
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.
1114
00:47:23,406 --> 00:47:24,405
Yes.
1115
00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:26,902
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?
1116
00:47:27,028 --> 00:47:28,027
For what?
1117
00:47:28,194 --> 00:47:30,025
We feel
we might have bothered you.
1118
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:31,732
- Bothered us?
- On more than...
1119
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:33,730
more than one occasion,
actually.
1120
00:47:33,813 --> 00:47:35,395
What? When?
1121
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,932
Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,
1122
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,306
and sometimes
late in the night.
1123
00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:42,804
What?
1124
00:47:43,304 --> 00:47:45,010
- Hmm...
- When we have sex.
1125
00:47:46,009 --> 00:47:48,341
- You?
- Yes.
1126
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:51,338
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.
1127
00:47:51,462 --> 00:47:53,044
Yeah. I mean... yeah.
1128
00:47:53,169 --> 00:47:56,333
And we really try
to keep it down,
1129
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,039
but sometimes...
1130
00:47:58,705 --> 00:48:00,245
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...
1131
00:48:00,412 --> 00:48:04,033
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.
1132
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,531
Even for a fireman.
1133
00:48:05,698 --> 00:48:07,737
- A firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1134
00:48:07,904 --> 00:48:09,236
We know we've been too loud,
1135
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,816
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.
1136
00:48:12,942 --> 00:48:15,022
And we're gonna be...
1137
00:48:15,147 --> 00:48:16,645
- more conscientious.
- Yes.
1138
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,810
- Better neighbors.
- Oh, my God. No.
1139
00:48:18,936 --> 00:48:21,598
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.
1140
00:48:21,723 --> 00:48:23,721
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.
1141
00:48:23,888 --> 00:48:26,802
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?
1142
00:48:26,928 --> 00:48:29,466
We haven't heard anything,
right?
1143
00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:39,248
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...
1144
00:48:39,415 --> 00:48:42,162
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?
1145
00:48:42,245 --> 00:48:44,243
- Log...
- Yeah.
1146
00:48:45,242 --> 00:48:47,240
- Joe.
- What?
1147
00:48:47,948 --> 00:48:49,946
- Joe?
- Yes?
1148
00:48:51,403 --> 00:48:52,734
Joe...
1149
00:48:52,902 --> 00:48:55,149
What?
1150
00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,436
What, Hawk?
1151
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:00,935
- Joe.
- What?
1152
00:49:01,019 --> 00:49:02,724
- Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.
1153
00:49:02,892 --> 00:49:04,722
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.
1154
00:49:04,805 --> 00:49:06,513
I... I love
when you tell the truth.
1155
00:49:06,637 --> 00:49:08,386
I... I love it. Tell the truth.
1156
00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:10,217
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?
1157
00:49:10,342 --> 00:49:11,841
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.
1158
00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:13,671
- Joe.
- What?
1159
00:49:14,629 --> 00:49:17,252
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.
1160
00:49:17,335 --> 00:49:20,041
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.
1161
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:22,163
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is
1162
00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:23,745
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?
1163
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:25,036
Joe, we know.
1164
00:49:25,202 --> 00:49:28,033
You knocked on our door
during the night.
1165
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:29,240
Joe!
1166
00:49:29,323 --> 00:49:32,736
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.
1167
00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,234
We saw you.
We have a ring camera.
1168
00:49:35,942 --> 00:49:37,398
No. No, you don't.
1169
00:49:37,523 --> 00:49:38,688
- It's hidden.
- Where?
1170
00:49:38,814 --> 00:49:40,063
-In our mirilla.- What's a midea?
1171
00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:41,811
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.
1172
00:49:41,936 --> 00:49:44,184
- They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.
1173
00:49:44,308 --> 00:49:46,598
- That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.
1174
00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:48,512
- When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.
1175
00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,219
Show him.
1176
00:49:50,302 --> 00:49:52,467
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- I don't need to see it.
1177
00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:54,840
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,
1178
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:58,544
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,
1179
00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:00,210
and so it spooked us at first.
1180
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,248
But look, um... there.
1181
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,956
There he comes.
1182
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:05,745
Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.
1183
00:50:05,912 --> 00:50:09,034
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.
1184
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:11,032
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!
1185
00:50:11,199 --> 00:50:12,447
Yeah.
1186
00:50:13,030 --> 00:50:14,737
Sorry, Joe.
1187
00:50:15,319 --> 00:50:16,735
He almost walked away,
1188
00:50:16,901 --> 00:50:18,108
- but...
- You can turn it off.
1189
00:50:18,233 --> 00:50:20,231
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!
1190
00:50:20,314 --> 00:50:22,729
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.
1191
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,308
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...
1192
00:50:26,433 --> 00:50:28,431
- What are you doing?
- ...closely.
1193
00:50:28,514 --> 00:50:32,011
- But then, uh...
- Oh, my God. Joe!
1194
00:50:32,136 --> 00:50:33,842
Someone left packages
in the hall.
1195
00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:35,840
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,
1196
00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:37,756
and you had to be
full of bruises.
1197
00:50:37,922 --> 00:50:39,545
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!
1198
00:50:39,712 --> 00:50:41,918
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!
1199
00:50:42,043 --> 00:50:43,541
I banged on your door
1200
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,955
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.
1201
00:50:46,122 --> 00:50:48,162
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?
1202
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,201
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?
1203
00:50:50,326 --> 00:50:51,825
It's incredibly inconsiderate!
1204
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:53,657
What are you doing?
Don't say that.
1205
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:55,613
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.
1206
00:50:55,738 --> 00:50:57,443
Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?
1207
00:50:57,611 --> 00:50:58,818
She can hear it.
1208
00:50:58,942 --> 00:51:00,899
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,
1209
00:51:01,024 --> 00:51:03,437
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.
1210
00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:06,310
We spend
so much time and energy
1211
00:51:06,434 --> 00:51:08,725
talking about
your fucking orgasms.
1212
00:51:08,808 --> 00:51:10,015
It's ridiculous.
1213
00:51:12,013 --> 00:51:15,093
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.
1214
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:17,465
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.
1215
00:51:18,215 --> 00:51:20,755
Really?
You love my orgasms?
1216
00:51:20,838 --> 00:51:22,211
I do. I love them.
1217
00:51:22,336 --> 00:51:24,042
- She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.
1218
00:51:24,209 --> 00:51:25,540
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.
1219
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,915
She especially likes
the growler.
1220
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:29,746
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.
1221
00:51:29,829 --> 00:51:32,243
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.
1222
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,530
Oh, you're...
You're the growler?
1223
00:51:36,655 --> 00:51:38,028
No.
1224
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:40,693
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.
1225
00:51:40,818 --> 00:51:43,523
Vanessa is the growler.
1226
00:51:43,648 --> 00:51:45,313
Vanessa?
1227
00:51:45,438 --> 00:51:48,810
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?
1228
00:51:48,935 --> 00:51:50,016
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.
1229
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:53,430
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.
1230
00:51:53,513 --> 00:51:58,342
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.
1231
00:51:58,467 --> 00:52:00,131
- Kai.
- Kai is...
1232
00:52:00,256 --> 00:52:01,922
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.
1233
00:52:02,046 --> 00:52:04,461
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.
1234
00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:07,749
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.
1235
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,331
Are you fucking with us
right now?
1236
00:52:09,456 --> 00:52:11,329
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?
1237
00:52:11,455 --> 00:52:13,535
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?
1238
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:18,322
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.
1239
00:52:18,448 --> 00:52:20,820
We've had a few parties.
1240
00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:22,818
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.
1241
00:52:22,943 --> 00:52:24,232
Out of hand.
1242
00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:26,647
Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?
1243
00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:28,812
Soirées?
What are you talking about?
1244
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,726
- What parties?
- Sex parties.
1245
00:52:30,893 --> 00:52:32,933
- Oh...
- Sex parties!
1246
00:52:33,098 --> 00:52:35,014
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...
1247
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,094
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.
1248
00:52:37,219 --> 00:52:39,052
- Sex.
- I think...
1249
00:52:39,176 --> 00:52:42,964
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.
1250
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:44,712
It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.
1251
00:52:44,837 --> 00:52:46,461
I can't think of another one.
1252
00:52:46,545 --> 00:52:48,459
And we really apologize.
1253
00:52:48,543 --> 00:52:50,457
No. What?
No, you don't have to.
1254
00:52:50,623 --> 00:52:53,413
That's not...
No, we're not judging.
1255
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:56,118
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?
1256
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,698
- That J?
- The J you were...
1257
00:52:58,865 --> 00:53:00,614
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...
1258
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,570
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.
1259
00:53:02,694 --> 00:53:04,317
Why don't you come with me to...
1260
00:53:04,402 --> 00:53:06,608
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.
1261
00:53:07,399 --> 00:53:09,896
Oh, my God!
1262
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,268
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1263
00:53:12,394 --> 00:53:13,892
This is amazing.
1264
00:53:13,975 --> 00:53:15,765
They're having sex parties
up there.
1265
00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:17,971
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.
1266
00:53:18,096 --> 00:53:19,844
You knew it. You knew it.
1267
00:53:19,969 --> 00:53:22,092
They are fucking
like monsters up there.
1268
00:53:22,216 --> 00:53:23,508
They actually are.
1269
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,006
Kai, Vanessa...
1270
00:53:25,131 --> 00:53:27,587
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.
1271
00:53:27,711 --> 00:53:29,917
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.
1272
00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:32,789
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.
1273
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,495
- Hello.
- We good?
1274
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,826
- Yeah.
- OK.
1275
00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:40,199
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.
1276
00:53:40,324 --> 00:53:41,490
Just... paint a picture.
1277
00:53:41,615 --> 00:53:43,113
Disclose what you will
about this.
1278
00:53:43,196 --> 00:53:44,403
What do you want to know?
1279
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:47,109
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.
1280
00:53:47,192 --> 00:53:48,982
They... They started recently.
1281
00:53:49,107 --> 00:53:50,356
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...
1282
00:53:50,481 --> 00:53:52,270
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.
1283
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,393
The noise uptick
probably came
1284
00:53:54,477 --> 00:53:56,600
'cause once we started
bringing people in,
1285
00:53:56,683 --> 00:53:57,973
our bedroom was too small,
1286
00:53:58,098 --> 00:53:59,555
so we moved
into the living room.
1287
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,762
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.
1288
00:54:00,886 --> 00:54:02,344
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates
1289
00:54:02,427 --> 00:54:03,426
through the apartment.
1290
00:54:03,593 --> 00:54:05,507
And it's happening
just right on the floor?
1291
00:54:05,632 --> 00:54:07,005
No, uh...
1292
00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:08,837
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.
1293
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,627
That's why you're so into rugs.
1294
00:54:10,794 --> 00:54:11,793
You love a rug.
1295
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,873
I love this
for different reasons.
1296
00:54:13,998 --> 00:54:15,497
You have a close relationship
with them.
1297
00:54:15,622 --> 00:54:17,620
This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.
1298
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:19,702
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.
1299
00:54:19,867 --> 00:54:21,491
OK. Wait! Just... more.
1300
00:54:21,616 --> 00:54:24,281
So, how...
How does it work?
1301
00:54:24,405 --> 00:54:25,696
Like, how do you get invited?
1302
00:54:25,821 --> 00:54:27,984
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.
1303
00:54:28,109 --> 00:54:29,483
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?
1304
00:54:29,608 --> 00:54:31,065
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?
1305
00:54:31,191 --> 00:54:32,689
- Is it a free for all?
- No.
1306
00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:35,769
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.
1307
00:54:35,893 --> 00:54:37,351
- Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.
1308
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:40,847
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.
1309
00:54:40,971 --> 00:54:45,302
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.
1310
00:54:45,426 --> 00:54:46,633
- And patience.
- Patience.
1311
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,381
Because, you know,
some people,
1312
00:54:48,506 --> 00:54:49,838
they gotta find
their own entry point.
1313
00:54:49,921 --> 00:54:51,212
- Entry point.
- Well...
1314
00:54:51,337 --> 00:54:53,126
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.
1315
00:54:53,294 --> 00:54:54,708
Yeah, like, take us back.
1316
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,498
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?
1317
00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,703
I've always been bi-curious.
1318
00:55:00,411 --> 00:55:01,785
- Mm.
- For me,
1319
00:55:01,910 --> 00:55:06,406
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.
1320
00:55:06,488 --> 00:55:07,904
Yeah.
1321
00:55:07,986 --> 00:55:09,278
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.
1322
00:55:09,403 --> 00:55:11,483
- And then Kai and...
- Valerie.
1323
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,399
- Va... Vanessa!
- Vanessa!
1324
00:55:13,564 --> 00:55:15,272
Were you guys friends,
or did you...
1325
00:55:15,397 --> 00:55:16,396
Did you meet on an app?
1326
00:55:16,561 --> 00:55:18,102
We're pretty negative
on the apps.
1327
00:55:18,185 --> 00:55:19,475
Really? Interesting.
1328
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,390
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.
1329
00:55:22,472 --> 00:55:23,596
Yeah, it's impersonal.
1330
00:55:23,763 --> 00:55:25,220
- You don't want to gamify.
- Sure.
1331
00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:28,633
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,
1332
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:31,838
like, organic, real connection,
you know?
1333
00:55:31,921 --> 00:55:32,920
There are conventions.
1334
00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:35,293
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.
1335
00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:37,291
You need some boundaries.
1336
00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:39,872
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.
1337
00:55:39,997 --> 00:55:41,703
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?
1338
00:55:41,870 --> 00:55:42,869
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.
1339
00:55:42,994 --> 00:55:44,992
Conventions
are very important.
1340
00:55:45,117 --> 00:55:48,197
- They also offer you a menu.
- Oh, a menu!
1341
00:55:48,322 --> 00:55:50,403
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.
1342
00:55:50,487 --> 00:55:52,193
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.
1343
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,608
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.
1344
00:55:53,691 --> 00:55:55,606
- You do like organization.
- That's great.
1345
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:58,104
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.
1346
00:55:58,270 --> 00:56:01,059
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.
1347
00:56:01,184 --> 00:56:02,308
It's like "Below Deck."
1348
00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:04,473
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."
1349
00:56:04,597 --> 00:56:05,846
It's a reality show.
1350
00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:07,635
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.
1351
00:56:07,802 --> 00:56:09,010
We get it.
We get it now.
1352
00:56:09,134 --> 00:56:10,300
Honestly, I think
1353
00:56:10,425 --> 00:56:13,921
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,
1354
00:56:14,005 --> 00:56:17,335
it forces total clarity
of communication.
1355
00:56:17,418 --> 00:56:19,790
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine.
1356
00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:22,620
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.
1357
00:56:22,787 --> 00:56:25,577
What happens
if no one picks you?
1358
00:56:25,701 --> 00:56:27,200
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,
1359
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:29,198
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?
1360
00:56:29,323 --> 00:56:30,988
- I feel like that'd be me.
- No!
1361
00:56:31,113 --> 00:56:32,902
- It's not like that.
- Don't worry.
1362
00:56:32,986 --> 00:56:34,110
You would be chosen.
1363
00:56:34,276 --> 00:56:36,690
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?
1364
00:56:36,815 --> 00:56:38,106
No, no one gets excluded.
1365
00:56:38,189 --> 00:56:39,604
You know? I mean...
1366
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:42,393
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch
1367
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,891
if they don't want
to participate.
1368
00:56:43,975 --> 00:56:46,181
All right, but... jealousy!
1369
00:56:46,306 --> 00:56:48,179
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?
1370
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,344
There's no jealousy?
1371
00:56:49,511 --> 00:56:52,134
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,
1372
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:53,839
but you have to replace it.
1373
00:56:53,924 --> 00:56:55,380
We practice compersion.
1374
00:56:55,505 --> 00:56:57,004
- Compression?
- Compersion.
1375
00:56:57,129 --> 00:56:59,584
- Compersion?
- Compersion.
1376
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:02,331
Compersion
is all about finding joy
1377
00:57:02,415 --> 00:57:03,704
in the joy of others.
1378
00:57:03,829 --> 00:57:07,285
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.
1379
00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:09,200
And for me,
there's nothing better
1380
00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:12,197
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.
1381
00:57:12,321 --> 00:57:14,112
Wow!
1382
00:57:14,278 --> 00:57:15,277
Beautiful.
1383
00:57:15,402 --> 00:57:17,400
Oh, God.
1384
00:57:17,566 --> 00:57:18,982
That's nice.
1385
00:57:19,107 --> 00:57:21,687
- Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.
1386
00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:24,893
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...
1387
00:57:25,059 --> 00:57:26,349
And, you know,
I love this.
1388
00:57:26,474 --> 00:57:28,098
I love that it's you
and your friends.
1389
00:57:28,181 --> 00:57:30,138
It's like the four of you
get together.
1390
00:57:30,221 --> 00:57:33,218
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.
1391
00:57:33,384 --> 00:57:35,715
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.
1392
00:57:35,882 --> 00:57:37,131
- Six?
- Six people?
1393
00:57:37,214 --> 00:57:39,336
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.
1394
00:57:39,419 --> 00:57:41,376
- Yeah... six.
- Yeah.
1395
00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:43,874
We did go bigger
last weekend.
1396
00:57:43,999 --> 00:57:46,996
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.
1397
00:57:47,121 --> 00:57:48,203
It was Vanessa's birthday.
1398
00:57:48,327 --> 00:57:50,284
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.
1399
00:57:50,408 --> 00:57:52,906
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?
1400
00:57:53,073 --> 00:57:54,988
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...
1401
00:57:55,113 --> 00:57:57,485
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?
1402
00:57:57,610 --> 00:58:00,274
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?
1403
00:58:00,398 --> 00:58:02,106
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- Oh, nice!
1404
00:58:02,272 --> 00:58:04,394
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- Really lovely, yeah.
1405
00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:06,684
- We were so energized.
- So energized.
1406
00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:08,390
You feel superhuman.
1407
00:58:08,474 --> 00:58:09,973
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.
1408
00:58:10,098 --> 00:58:11,387
It was, for me,
the best in my life.
1409
00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:14,344
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.
1410
00:58:14,426 --> 00:58:16,382
- God!
- Wow. God bless you.
1411
00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:18,922
- Vanessa must be great.
- Yeah.
1412
00:58:19,089 --> 00:58:21,087
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...
1413
00:58:21,212 --> 00:58:23,085
like a ball of youthful energy.
1414
00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:25,791
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.
1415
00:58:25,915 --> 00:58:26,914
She's old?
1416
00:58:27,122 --> 00:58:28,705
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- Well, she's...
1417
00:58:28,830 --> 00:58:30,869
That means she's really old
if you don't know.
1418
00:58:30,993 --> 00:58:32,367
- She's old.
- No...
1419
00:58:32,491 --> 00:58:33,490
Older...
1420
00:58:33,615 --> 00:58:35,198
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.
1421
00:58:35,364 --> 00:58:36,904
A veteran in our group.
1422
00:58:36,987 --> 00:58:38,695
She's the most experienced
person in our...
1423
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:40,109
She's an oldie,
but a goodie.
1424
00:58:40,276 --> 00:58:42,816
I've learned so much
from that woman.
1425
00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:46,395
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.
1426
00:58:46,561 --> 00:58:49,309
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.
1427
00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:50,891
She got me to hold onto my chi.
1428
00:58:50,973 --> 00:58:53,055
- Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.
1429
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,428
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.
1430
00:58:55,510 --> 00:58:57,134
It's not for everybody, but...
1431
00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:58,425
I hope she pushed you gently.
1432
00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:00,798
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.
1433
00:59:00,923 --> 00:59:02,503
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?
1434
00:59:02,628 --> 00:59:04,710
- Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.
1435
00:59:04,877 --> 00:59:06,708
- Yeah.
- But I love giving it.
1436
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:07,998
Oh!
1437
00:59:08,123 --> 00:59:12,119
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.
1438
00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,491
- Oh!
- I actually really do.
1439
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,073
I get a lot of value out of it.
1440
00:59:16,198 --> 00:59:19,695
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?
1441
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,068
- You wear a...
- A strap-on.
1442
00:59:21,193 --> 00:59:23,191
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.
1443
00:59:23,358 --> 00:59:25,106
Vanessa likes a handheld device.
1444
00:59:25,189 --> 00:59:26,272
Wow.
1445
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,103
But it's not really
about penetration.
1446
00:59:28,186 --> 00:59:29,185
I mean, it is a little.
1447
00:59:29,352 --> 00:59:30,684
No, it's not really
about penetration.
1448
00:59:30,851 --> 00:59:32,307
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.
1449
00:59:32,391 --> 00:59:34,097
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.
1450
00:59:34,264 --> 00:59:35,721
Yeah.
Surrender that bod.
1451
00:59:35,846 --> 00:59:36,887
Just give it.
1452
00:59:37,012 --> 00:59:38,426
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.
1453
00:59:38,510 --> 00:59:40,133
It's a place you go.
1454
00:59:40,299 --> 00:59:42,131
Is the place Hawk's butthole?
1455
00:59:42,297 --> 00:59:43,921
- Sometimes
- On birthdays.
1456
00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:45,419
Wow! And the menu thing is cool
1457
00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:48,291
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.
1458
00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:50,498
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,
1459
00:59:50,623 --> 00:59:52,912
you've got role playing,
you've got...
1460
00:59:52,996 --> 00:59:55,493
- DP. You have...
- DP?
1461
00:59:55,618 --> 00:59:58,615
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?
1462
00:59:58,781 --> 01:00:00,363
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?
1463
01:00:00,488 --> 01:00:01,903
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.
1464
01:00:02,070 --> 01:00:04,609
- No.
- We don't. We...
1465
01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:06,857
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.
1466
01:00:06,982 --> 01:00:08,564
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.
1467
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:09,687
Hey, it's on the menu.
1468
01:00:09,854 --> 01:00:11,603
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.
1469
01:00:11,768 --> 01:00:13,766
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.
1470
01:00:13,891 --> 01:00:16,805
It's something that
some people might have on there.
1471
01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:18,303
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.
1472
01:00:18,428 --> 01:00:19,595
You were listing other stuff.
1473
01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:21,425
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...
1474
01:00:21,593 --> 01:00:22,924
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.
1475
01:00:23,007 --> 01:00:25,421
He loves to be pegged.
1476
01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:27,294
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.
1477
01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:28,710
I'm just, yeah...
1478
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:30,833
Honestly, like...
1479
01:00:32,414 --> 01:00:34,496
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.
1480
01:00:34,621 --> 01:00:36,494
And I...
1481
01:00:36,619 --> 01:00:38,991
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight
1482
01:00:39,116 --> 01:00:41,614
into what the fuck
is going on up there,
1483
01:00:41,697 --> 01:00:43,903
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...
1484
01:00:43,986 --> 01:00:46,317
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.
1485
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,398
I guess it is
something exceptional
1486
01:00:48,566 --> 01:00:49,980
happening above our heads.
1487
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,394
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.
1488
01:00:52,478 --> 01:00:54,476
And I guess ultimately, just...
1489
01:00:54,601 --> 01:00:56,348
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.
1490
01:00:56,474 --> 01:00:59,013
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,
1491
01:00:59,138 --> 01:01:01,219
maybe go to Bolinas again.
1492
01:01:01,385 --> 01:01:03,134
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.
1493
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,007
Thank you for being
so understanding
1494
01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:06,631
and accepting and so warm.
1495
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:10,127
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!
1496
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:13,707
- Thank you.
- Guys!
1497
01:01:14,914 --> 01:01:16,328
- That's very sweet.
- I love this.
1498
01:01:16,413 --> 01:01:17,412
This is so lovely.
1499
01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:18,993
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,
1500
01:01:19,118 --> 01:01:21,782
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.
1501
01:01:21,907 --> 01:01:24,987
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.
1502
01:01:25,112 --> 01:01:26,818
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.
1503
01:01:26,902 --> 01:01:28,692
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.
1504
01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:32,105
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.
1505
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,396
Exactly.
1506
01:01:33,978 --> 01:01:36,684
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.
1507
01:01:36,809 --> 01:01:39,056
We are... pretty chill.
1508
01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:42,137
I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...
1509
01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:43,719
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?
1510
01:01:43,843 --> 01:01:45,800
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.
1511
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,340
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.
1512
01:01:47,423 --> 01:01:48,838
How'd you know
she was so cool?
1513
01:01:48,921 --> 01:01:51,211
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.
1514
01:01:51,337 --> 01:01:53,292
- There's this thing...
- Look at this face.
1515
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:55,624
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.
1516
01:01:55,707 --> 01:01:58,911
The what? The window thing?
1517
01:01:58,995 --> 01:02:00,328
- What window thing?
- No...
1518
01:02:00,410 --> 01:02:01,576
What window thing?
1519
01:02:01,701 --> 01:02:03,325
What window thing
are you talking about?
1520
01:02:03,407 --> 01:02:09,277
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.
1521
01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:13,273
You've seen my wife naked?
1522
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:14,813
No, not in person.
1523
01:02:14,895 --> 01:02:16,270
Not in person.
1524
01:02:16,395 --> 01:02:20,557
She likes to walk around...
through the window.
1525
01:02:20,682 --> 01:02:22,638
Just through the window.
1526
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:26,801
It's a little cute ritual
she does.
1527
01:02:35,999 --> 01:02:36,998
What the fuck?
1528
01:02:41,578 --> 01:02:42,992
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing.
1529
01:02:43,117 --> 01:02:44,491
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.
1530
01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:45,824
Tell me
what he is talking about.
1531
01:02:45,907 --> 01:02:48,779
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.
1532
01:02:48,904 --> 01:02:50,610
- I don't... This is...
- I mean,
1533
01:02:50,694 --> 01:02:52,567
it happened more than once,
but...
1534
01:02:52,692 --> 01:02:54,690
Word on the street is
it was more than once.
1535
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:55,855
Is this a big deal?
1536
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:57,687
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,
1537
01:02:57,853 --> 01:02:59,269
except for me?
1538
01:02:59,976 --> 01:03:01,683
I want you to come here
and explain to me
1539
01:03:01,849 --> 01:03:04,431
what the fuck is going on,
please.
1540
01:03:05,137 --> 01:03:06,844
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.
1541
01:03:06,928 --> 01:03:08,717
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.
1542
01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:10,425
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...
1543
01:03:10,508 --> 01:03:11,507
The first time!
1544
01:03:11,673 --> 01:03:15,503
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,
1545
01:03:15,627 --> 01:03:19,623
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,
1546
01:03:19,706 --> 01:03:20,914
and then I kept going.
1547
01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:22,620
That is exactly what happened.
1548
01:03:22,703 --> 01:03:23,702
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?
1549
01:03:23,827 --> 01:03:25,493
And then since then,
after I shower,
1550
01:03:25,617 --> 01:03:28,490
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.
1551
01:03:28,614 --> 01:03:31,404
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?
1552
01:03:31,487 --> 01:03:34,192
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy
1553
01:03:34,359 --> 01:03:35,899
because it makes me feel good,
1554
01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:39,062
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.
1555
01:03:39,187 --> 01:03:40,769
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.
1556
01:03:40,894 --> 01:03:42,101
Why would that be OK?
1557
01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:43,849
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.
1558
01:03:43,974 --> 01:03:45,099
I've never made eye contact.
1559
01:03:45,265 --> 01:03:47,013
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?
1560
01:03:47,138 --> 01:03:48,636
What does that have to do
with anything?
1561
01:03:48,719 --> 01:03:50,634
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.
1562
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,007
I don't care about that at all!
1563
01:03:53,132 --> 01:03:55,629
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.
1564
01:03:55,795 --> 01:03:57,378
I don't even understand
why you're upset.
1565
01:03:57,503 --> 01:03:59,501
So, this is somehow my fault.
1566
01:03:59,626 --> 01:04:01,125
That's fucking crazy!
1567
01:04:01,207 --> 01:04:03,123
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,
1568
01:04:03,288 --> 01:04:05,702
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.
1569
01:04:05,869 --> 01:04:07,201
This is fucked, Angela.
1570
01:04:07,368 --> 01:04:10,074
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.
1571
01:04:10,198 --> 01:04:11,572
How is this not fucked?
1572
01:04:11,696 --> 01:04:13,403
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.
1573
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:14,985
I think what she's doing
is great.
1574
01:04:15,111 --> 01:04:16,110
It's actually very helpful.
1575
01:04:16,275 --> 01:04:17,982
- For whom?
- For her!
1576
01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:20,064
And for us. Women.
1577
01:04:20,188 --> 01:04:21,604
You know how many women let go
1578
01:04:21,686 --> 01:04:23,767
of their erotic aspirations
for good?
1579
01:04:24,351 --> 01:04:26,307
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,
1580
01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:27,930
that she's trying to connect
with that part
1581
01:04:28,014 --> 01:04:29,221
that she had lost?
Good for you.
1582
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,927
- Thank you.
- Bravo. Great work.
1583
01:04:31,095 --> 01:04:32,634
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.
1584
01:04:32,717 --> 01:04:34,299
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.
1585
01:04:34,424 --> 01:04:35,590
- It is important.
- Yeah?
1586
01:04:35,715 --> 01:04:37,878
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.
1587
01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:40,086
To desire, to be desired.
1588
01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:43,914
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator
1589
01:04:43,998 --> 01:04:47,494
- every time I see you.
- Oh... Really?
1590
01:04:47,619 --> 01:04:49,367
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.
1591
01:04:49,492 --> 01:04:50,824
-I'm so sorry, Piña.
-No.
1592
01:04:50,907 --> 01:04:52,406
Really, Joe? Wow!
1593
01:04:52,573 --> 01:04:54,197
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.
1594
01:04:54,362 --> 01:04:56,111
It's like a little game
we have, right?
1595
01:04:56,195 --> 01:04:57,609
Such a fucking hypocrite.
1596
01:04:57,693 --> 01:05:00,107
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.
1597
01:05:00,191 --> 01:05:02,189
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.
1598
01:05:02,313 --> 01:05:04,477
When you look at my boobs,
1599
01:05:04,602 --> 01:05:07,848
do they seem - my boobs -
1600
01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:09,931
do they seem
out of reach to you?
1601
01:05:10,014 --> 01:05:11,512
No, it's a small elevator.
1602
01:05:11,637 --> 01:05:13,427
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.
1603
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:16,008
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?
1604
01:05:17,007 --> 01:05:20,920
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?
1605
01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:25,498
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.
1606
01:05:25,998 --> 01:05:28,703
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.
1607
01:05:28,828 --> 01:05:31,492
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.
1608
01:05:31,617 --> 01:05:32,908
I don't want to
right now.
1609
01:05:33,074 --> 01:05:34,489
- Look!
- Look at them.
1610
01:05:34,614 --> 01:05:36,113
- Joe, look at them.
- I don't wanna right now.
1611
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,402
- Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.
1612
01:05:38,485 --> 01:05:40,317
Don't be rude! Look at them.
1613
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,690
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...
1614
01:05:41,815 --> 01:05:44,355
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?
1615
01:05:44,479 --> 01:05:46,311
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.
1616
01:05:46,394 --> 01:05:49,267
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits
1617
01:05:49,391 --> 01:05:51,430
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.
1618
01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:53,138
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.
1619
01:05:53,304 --> 01:05:54,303
- Who?
- You!
1620
01:05:54,427 --> 01:05:56,010
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.
1621
01:05:56,135 --> 01:05:57,924
What? No. I...
1622
01:05:58,091 --> 01:05:59,506
I make love to Piña.
1623
01:05:59,631 --> 01:06:02,503
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,
1624
01:06:02,628 --> 01:06:04,626
and she likes it.
1625
01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:05,792
It's our thing.
1626
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:10,829
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...
1627
01:06:11,702 --> 01:06:13,909
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.
1628
01:06:14,699 --> 01:06:16,406
Oh...
1629
01:06:16,489 --> 01:06:18,113
Really?
1630
01:06:18,279 --> 01:06:19,611
A lot.
1631
01:06:19,694 --> 01:06:20,693
Wow!
1632
01:06:20,861 --> 01:06:22,317
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.
1633
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,689
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.
1634
01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:26,979
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.
1635
01:06:27,104 --> 01:06:28,477
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!
1636
01:06:28,602 --> 01:06:30,476
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,
1637
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,057
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.
1638
01:06:32,182 --> 01:06:33,931
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.
1639
01:06:34,013 --> 01:06:36,510
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,
1640
01:06:36,635 --> 01:06:38,508
and you planned
this whole thing.
1641
01:06:38,633 --> 01:06:41,131
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.
1642
01:06:41,215 --> 01:06:42,339
What the fuck, Joe!
1643
01:06:42,422 --> 01:06:44,004
I was just trying
to have a nice night
1644
01:06:44,128 --> 01:06:45,419
with some fucking
wine and cheese.
1645
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:46,625
What are you talking about?
1646
01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:48,333
You wanna all fuck each other!
1647
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,997
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.
1648
01:06:51,121 --> 01:06:53,286
- Stop laughing at me.
- Joe. Joe.
1649
01:06:53,411 --> 01:06:54,993
- Joe...
- What?
1650
01:06:55,117 --> 01:06:56,866
That is not
what has been happening.
1651
01:06:56,991 --> 01:06:58,864
- No? Then what?
- No, of course not.
1652
01:06:58,989 --> 01:07:00,362
Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?
1653
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,402
- Never.
- Never. Never.
1654
01:07:02,568 --> 01:07:05,774
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...
1655
01:07:11,976 --> 01:07:15,015
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.
1656
01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:19,343
Stop speaking Spanish!
1657
01:07:20,717 --> 01:07:23,131
OK. OK. OK.
1658
01:07:24,297 --> 01:07:26,004
Joe, Angela...
1659
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:28,126
Um...
1660
01:07:28,209 --> 01:07:30,916
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.
1661
01:07:31,998 --> 01:07:34,578
- Invite us...?
- To join us.
1662
01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:37,492
Join you for...
1663
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:39,198
- For sex.
- ...sex.
1664
01:07:40,115 --> 01:07:42,071
- Sex.
- For group sex.
1665
01:07:42,904 --> 01:07:43,903
What else?
1666
01:07:45,068 --> 01:07:47,108
- Us?
- Yes.
1667
01:07:47,190 --> 01:07:49,897
- Me?
- Both of you.
1668
01:07:50,063 --> 01:07:51,311
Both of who?
1669
01:07:51,395 --> 01:07:53,768
- Both of you.
- Including me?
1670
01:07:53,893 --> 01:07:57,015
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.
1671
01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,804
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.
1672
01:07:58,929 --> 01:08:00,595
- Angela, did you hear that?
- Sure did.
1673
01:08:00,719 --> 01:08:01,926
You heard that, too?
All right.
1674
01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:06,421
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.
1675
01:08:06,505 --> 01:08:07,795
Oh?
1676
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,416
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.
1677
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,124
OK.
1678
01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:15,371
We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.
1679
01:08:15,496 --> 01:08:17,078
- OK.
- In the elevator.
1680
01:08:17,203 --> 01:08:20,366
They seem to be
very warm signals.
1681
01:08:20,491 --> 01:08:22,989
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!
1682
01:08:23,114 --> 01:08:25,195
That's what
this has been about.
1683
01:08:25,612 --> 01:08:26,860
OK?
1684
01:08:26,985 --> 01:08:29,482
That is so nice.
Thank you.
1685
01:08:29,608 --> 01:08:31,606
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.
1686
01:08:31,689 --> 01:08:34,103
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.
1687
01:08:34,268 --> 01:08:35,892
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.
1688
01:08:35,976 --> 01:08:38,931
We find you
very, very attractive.
1689
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:44,093
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.
1690
01:08:44,218 --> 01:08:46,007
I know.
1691
01:08:46,132 --> 01:08:48,089
You talk about my orgasms.
1692
01:08:48,214 --> 01:08:50,212
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- A lot.
1693
01:08:51,376 --> 01:08:53,833
- We really do. Yeah.
- OK.
1694
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,790
I think, um...
even before we came down,
1695
01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:58,495
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.
1696
01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:01,908
So do you two, too... as well.
1697
01:09:02,075 --> 01:09:03,406
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.
1698
01:09:06,821 --> 01:09:09,358
So, we want to propose to you
1699
01:09:09,484 --> 01:09:12,773
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?
1700
01:09:13,564 --> 01:09:15,187
Just to be clear...
1701
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:20,098
You, you, her... and me?
1702
01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:21,222
- Yes.
- Me too?
1703
01:09:21,388 --> 01:09:22,721
- Yes, also you.
- OK.
1704
01:09:22,887 --> 01:09:24,011
- Yes.
- OK.
1705
01:09:24,136 --> 01:09:27,508
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?
1706
01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:29,631
- Oh... Right.
- No pressure.
1707
01:09:29,714 --> 01:09:31,629
- But it could be.
- Could be tonight.
1708
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:34,126
- I brought condoms and...
- Condoms!
1709
01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:35,417
Wow!
1710
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,080
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!
1711
01:09:38,205 --> 01:09:39,329
How do...
1712
01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:42,118
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something
1713
01:09:42,201 --> 01:09:44,574
that we were to consider
proceeding with...
1714
01:09:44,699 --> 01:09:46,988
Yeah, how would this shake down?
1715
01:09:47,113 --> 01:09:50,902
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?
1716
01:09:51,067 --> 01:09:53,107
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.
1717
01:09:53,274 --> 01:09:55,480
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.
1718
01:09:55,605 --> 01:09:57,561
Just so we could, yeah...
1719
01:09:57,686 --> 01:09:59,268
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.
1720
01:09:59,394 --> 01:10:01,224
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.
1721
01:10:01,350 --> 01:10:06,011
Just, specifically,
how would this work?
1722
01:10:07,010 --> 01:10:09,216
We can all be together.
1723
01:10:09,384 --> 01:10:12,130
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.
1724
01:10:12,296 --> 01:10:15,127
We could, um... obviously swap.
1725
01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,625
- Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.
1726
01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:22,578
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.
1727
01:10:22,703 --> 01:10:23,994
Like a referee.
1728
01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:27,407
Carolina...
1729
01:10:29,405 --> 01:10:30,488
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1730
01:10:30,612 --> 01:10:33,109
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.
1731
01:10:33,276 --> 01:10:34,899
- I think...
- Yeah.
1732
01:10:34,983 --> 01:10:36,897
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.
1733
01:10:37,063 --> 01:10:39,103
- ...and whenever.
- Whenever.
1734
01:10:39,186 --> 01:10:41,601
Consider it an open invite.
1735
01:10:41,684 --> 01:10:42,808
- All right.
- Right.
1736
01:10:42,933 --> 01:10:47,845
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.
1737
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:49,344
OK.
1738
01:10:50,092 --> 01:10:51,841
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.
1739
01:10:51,924 --> 01:10:53,130
Weekends... also tough.
1740
01:10:53,298 --> 01:10:54,713
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.
1741
01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:56,086
They're inviting us to an orgy,
1742
01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:58,792
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?
1743
01:10:58,917 --> 01:11:00,333
You overthink everything!
1744
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,997
You're overthinking this
as well.
1745
01:11:02,121 --> 01:11:04,412
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.
1746
01:11:04,579 --> 01:11:06,577
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.
1747
01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:08,491
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?
1748
01:11:08,615 --> 01:11:10,697
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.
1749
01:11:10,863 --> 01:11:13,611
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!
1750
01:11:13,777 --> 01:11:16,816
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.
1751
01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:20,812
- Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!
1752
01:11:20,895 --> 01:11:25,224
As horny as I am right now,
I just...
1753
01:11:25,391 --> 01:11:28,638
We cannot do this
from an angry place.
1754
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,802
- No, no, no. We're not angry.
- I'm actually not angry.
1755
01:11:30,927 --> 01:11:34,007
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.
1756
01:11:34,132 --> 01:11:36,380
I don't think
you guys are there.
1757
01:11:36,505 --> 01:11:38,129
We're there.
I can't speak for him,
1758
01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:39,502
but personally, I'm very there.
1759
01:11:39,627 --> 01:11:41,083
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.
1760
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,499
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.
1761
01:11:42,624 --> 01:11:43,997
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?
1762
01:11:44,123 --> 01:11:45,496
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.
1763
01:11:45,621 --> 01:11:47,120
I think we would do this.
1764
01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:50,491
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...
1765
01:11:50,616 --> 01:11:54,570
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.
1766
01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:57,110
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,
1767
01:11:57,276 --> 01:11:58,608
just in a positive way.
1768
01:11:58,691 --> 01:12:00,398
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.
1769
01:12:00,564 --> 01:12:02,105
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.
1770
01:12:02,271 --> 01:12:05,018
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.
1771
01:12:05,144 --> 01:12:06,517
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.
1772
01:12:06,642 --> 01:12:08,015
We have
relatively empty stomachs.
1773
01:12:08,141 --> 01:12:09,722
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.
1774
01:12:09,888 --> 01:12:11,886
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time
1775
01:12:12,011 --> 01:12:14,218
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.
1776
01:12:14,342 --> 01:12:15,923
I'd say there's, uh...
1777
01:12:16,007 --> 01:12:18,505
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.
1778
01:12:19,004 --> 01:12:20,503
- Ahora.
- Ahora.
1779
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,875
- I'm good with ahora.
- Yeah!
1780
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,624
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.
1781
01:12:24,789 --> 01:12:25,913
Yeah.
1782
01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:32,200
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.
1783
01:12:33,074 --> 01:12:34,904
- Right.
- Fuck!
1784
01:12:35,862 --> 01:12:39,484
But we could try
to connect separately.
1785
01:12:40,483 --> 01:12:41,815
Oh?
1786
01:12:41,897 --> 01:12:44,063
- Yeah.
- All right.
1787
01:12:44,188 --> 01:12:45,603
- Yeah.
- OK.
1788
01:12:45,769 --> 01:12:46,768
- Joe.
- Yes?
1789
01:12:46,976 --> 01:12:49,225
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time
1790
01:12:49,390 --> 01:12:50,723
alone with me?
1791
01:12:53,221 --> 01:12:55,302
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...
1792
01:12:55,426 --> 01:12:56,425
You'd feel good about it?
1793
01:12:56,508 --> 01:12:57,716
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.
1794
01:12:57,881 --> 01:13:01,213
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action
1795
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,418
I would be willing
to proceed with.
1796
01:13:04,210 --> 01:13:05,416
Angela?
1797
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,413
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!
1798
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:12,202
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.
1799
01:13:12,492 --> 01:13:14,865
- Look at us.
- OK.
1800
01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,281
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.
1801
01:13:16,405 --> 01:13:18,653
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.
1802
01:13:20,484 --> 01:13:21,983
We're gonna separate
but still be together,
1803
01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:24,480
so... feeling positive?
1804
01:13:24,564 --> 01:13:26,063
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
1805
01:13:26,188 --> 01:13:27,977
Joe, any reservations?
1806
01:13:28,976 --> 01:13:30,808
I would maybe prefer
1807
01:13:30,933 --> 01:13:33,513
not to have pegging
performed on my body.
1808
01:13:33,596 --> 01:13:35,304
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.
1809
01:13:35,469 --> 01:13:37,177
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?
1810
01:13:37,302 --> 01:13:38,800
Yes. Yeah.
1811
01:13:38,966 --> 01:13:41,214
So, your bedroom?
1812
01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:42,504
- No!
- Not our bedroom.
1813
01:13:42,587 --> 01:13:44,211
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?
1814
01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:47,208
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...
1815
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:48,416
- ...your office.
- ...my office.
1816
01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:49,705
- We could...
- I like your office.
1817
01:13:49,873 --> 01:13:50,872
- Oh!
- It's nice.
1818
01:13:51,038 --> 01:13:53,411
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.
1819
01:13:53,493 --> 01:13:55,450
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...
1820
01:13:55,574 --> 01:13:56,866
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?
1821
01:13:56,991 --> 01:13:58,406
- We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.
1822
01:13:58,489 --> 01:13:59,779
We'll make it work.
1823
01:13:59,946 --> 01:14:02,068
- Great.
- Cool.
1824
01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:05,689
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.
1825
01:14:05,773 --> 01:14:07,687
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.
1826
01:14:07,771 --> 01:14:10,435
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.
1827
01:14:10,519 --> 01:14:12,892
- Cool.
- Angela...
1828
01:14:13,516 --> 01:14:15,222
Oh, hello!
1829
01:14:19,426 --> 01:14:20,967
Namaste.
1830
01:14:22,215 --> 01:14:23,506
OK.
1831
01:14:23,671 --> 01:14:25,379
OK. Hi.
1832
01:14:26,169 --> 01:14:28,084
Uh, Joe.
1833
01:14:29,707 --> 01:14:31,289
Oh.
1834
01:14:31,414 --> 01:14:33,703
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.
1835
01:14:34,453 --> 01:14:35,494
OK...
1836
01:14:48,646 --> 01:14:50,145
I meant to do the dishes
1837
01:14:50,270 --> 01:14:52,227
before you guys arrived tonight.
1838
01:14:52,310 --> 01:14:55,681
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.
1839
01:14:55,807 --> 01:14:58,013
I meant to do it
before you guys...
1840
01:14:58,179 --> 01:15:01,717
I mean...
1841
01:15:02,508 --> 01:15:04,215
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.
1842
01:15:04,298 --> 01:15:05,880
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!
1843
01:15:06,005 --> 01:15:07,587
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?
1844
01:15:08,377 --> 01:15:10,709
Wait. I...
One second!
1845
01:15:14,081 --> 01:15:15,787
- Um...
- Better, right? No?
1846
01:15:43,967 --> 01:15:45,675
This is a stupid blouse.
1847
01:15:54,873 --> 01:15:56,080
Oops.
1848
01:16:00,784 --> 01:16:02,658
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.
1849
01:16:03,572 --> 01:16:05,862
Just... one second!
1850
01:16:06,861 --> 01:16:08,277
Fuck me!
1851
01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:25,801
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1852
01:16:25,967 --> 01:16:27,716
Oh! Uh...
1853
01:16:29,421 --> 01:16:32,294
♪ You know me better than that
1854
01:16:33,710 --> 01:16:35,208
It is a good song.
1855
01:16:35,374 --> 01:16:39,995
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees
1856
01:16:43,283 --> 01:16:45,281
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
1857
01:16:45,405 --> 01:16:47,779
Hey!
1858
01:16:47,945 --> 01:16:49,694
Oh! Sorry! Sorry!
1859
01:16:51,275 --> 01:16:56,478
♪ If only you could see into me
1860
01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:08,675
♪ Oh, when you're cold
1861
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,880
♪ I'll be there
1862
01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:15,710
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪
1863
01:17:15,793 --> 01:17:17,499
Do you actually
look in the mirror
1864
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,164
and not know
how sexy you are?
1865
01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:21,994
Oh, blah! No!
1866
01:17:22,078 --> 01:17:23,702
- Angela!
- No. No.
1867
01:17:23,785 --> 01:17:26,282
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?
1868
01:17:26,407 --> 01:17:29,196
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.
1869
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:31,194
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.
1870
01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:32,901
No, that's just
my inner monologue.
1871
01:17:32,984 --> 01:17:34,566
That's just the way
I speak to myself.
1872
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:37,188
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.
1873
01:17:37,354 --> 01:17:38,603
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.
1874
01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:41,017
Holy shit!
1875
01:17:41,184 --> 01:17:43,807
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪
1876
01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:46,179
Thank you
so much for this.
1877
01:17:46,304 --> 01:17:48,302
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.
1878
01:17:48,428 --> 01:17:50,091
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪
1879
01:17:50,216 --> 01:17:52,382
Thank you for this.
1880
01:17:53,588 --> 01:17:55,086
♪ Think I'd leave you down
1881
01:17:55,211 --> 01:17:57,918
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪
1882
01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:00,290
Jesus Christ, you're hot.
1883
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,952
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!
1884
01:18:05,910 --> 01:18:07,949
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!
1885
01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:10,571
How do I...
1886
01:18:10,696 --> 01:18:12,194
Um...
1887
01:18:12,986 --> 01:18:16,774
I want the, um... thing with...
1888
01:18:16,899 --> 01:18:20,186
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.
1889
01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:24,433
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...
1890
01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:26,805
What you, you say...
1891
01:18:26,930 --> 01:18:28,887
You say.
1892
01:18:29,012 --> 01:18:31,593
You take this one.
1893
01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:37,587
You want me to do the thing
1894
01:18:37,711 --> 01:18:39,917
that makes Piña scream
like that?
1895
01:18:40,001 --> 01:18:43,373
Yes.
Yeah. Yes.
1896
01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,783
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want
1897
01:18:50,157 --> 01:18:52,946
♪ Ha-a, ha-a
1898
01:18:53,071 --> 01:18:54,986
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪
1899
01:18:57,941 --> 01:19:00,771
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪
1900
01:19:09,804 --> 01:19:12,010
♪ Oh
1901
01:19:12,094 --> 01:19:15,299
♪ When you're cold
1902
01:19:15,424 --> 01:19:18,588
♪ I'll be there
1903
01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:22,709
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah
1904
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:25,081
♪ Oh
1905
01:19:25,207 --> 01:19:28,453
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.
1906
01:19:28,578 --> 01:19:31,700
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!
1907
01:19:31,865 --> 01:19:35,945
♪ By your side, baby
1908
01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:38,276
♪ Oh
1909
01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:42,273
♪ When you're cold... ♪
1910
01:19:45,436 --> 01:19:46,934
OK...
1911
01:19:48,516 --> 01:19:51,305
♪ I'll be there
1912
01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:54,010
♪ By your side... ♪
1913
01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:56,217
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
1914
01:19:56,383 --> 01:19:57,881
Argh!
1915
01:19:58,299 --> 01:20:00,297
Oh, that's Joe's back.
1916
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:01,919
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.
1917
01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:04,168
No, no, he's fine. He's fine.
1918
01:20:04,293 --> 01:20:06,872
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.
1919
01:20:06,997 --> 01:20:08,704
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...
1920
01:20:08,788 --> 01:20:09,911
Yeah, he sounds fine.
1921
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:14,073
Help! ¡Ayúdame!
1922
01:20:16,904 --> 01:20:18,778
He fell.
He hurt his back.
1923
01:20:18,943 --> 01:20:21,650
- What happened?
- He's hurt his back.
1924
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:24,273
- His back?
- Yes, my back.
1925
01:20:24,397 --> 01:20:26,520
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.
1926
01:20:26,686 --> 01:20:29,725
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!
1927
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:33,013
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.
1928
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:36,219
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!
1929
01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:38,883
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?
1930
01:20:39,007 --> 01:20:41,005
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.
1931
01:20:41,089 --> 01:20:43,003
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.
1932
01:20:43,087 --> 01:20:45,501
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!
1933
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,915
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.
1934
01:20:47,998 --> 01:20:49,206
Please don't do this.
1935
01:20:49,289 --> 01:20:50,579
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.
1936
01:20:50,704 --> 01:20:52,078
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.
1937
01:20:52,203 --> 01:20:53,493
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.
1938
01:20:53,576 --> 01:20:55,990
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!
1939
01:20:56,157 --> 01:21:00,569
Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!
1940
01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,443
- Go away.
- You're done!
1941
01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:04,773
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.
1942
01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,855
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.
1943
01:21:06,979 --> 01:21:08,229
- Fuck off!
- I think I did it right.
1944
01:21:08,312 --> 01:21:10,102
- Get me some ice.
- I think I did it right.
1945
01:21:10,227 --> 01:21:13,514
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.
1946
01:21:13,681 --> 01:21:15,804
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.
1947
01:21:15,971 --> 01:21:18,010
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.
1948
01:21:18,094 --> 01:21:21,007
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.
1949
01:21:21,091 --> 01:21:23,172
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?
1950
01:21:23,297 --> 01:21:25,295
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience
1951
01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:27,168
to you having a fucking orgy.
1952
01:21:27,293 --> 01:21:28,791
It actually is,
if you want to know,
1953
01:21:28,916 --> 01:21:30,373
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.
1954
01:21:30,498 --> 01:21:32,205
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.
1955
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:35,285
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.
1956
01:21:35,410 --> 01:21:36,409
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?
1957
01:21:36,492 --> 01:21:38,990
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!
1958
01:21:39,156 --> 01:21:42,070
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?
1959
01:21:42,195 --> 01:21:44,484
I think it actually is very much
about my back!
1960
01:21:44,567 --> 01:21:45,774
That's not gonna work.
1961
01:21:45,899 --> 01:21:48,189
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.
1962
01:21:48,272 --> 01:21:50,312
L4, L5, fucking classic.
1963
01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:53,309
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.
1964
01:21:53,434 --> 01:21:56,721
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.
1965
01:21:56,805 --> 01:21:59,012
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?
1966
01:21:59,178 --> 01:22:02,383
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.
1967
01:22:02,508 --> 01:22:04,381
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?
1968
01:22:04,506 --> 01:22:06,504
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.
1969
01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:08,877
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?
1970
01:22:09,002 --> 01:22:10,500
I, I, I... I feel you, man.
1971
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,789
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.
1972
01:22:12,915 --> 01:22:15,203
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.
1973
01:22:15,287 --> 01:22:17,410
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?
1974
01:22:17,493 --> 01:22:19,408
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,
1975
01:22:19,491 --> 01:22:20,656
ice on your back?
1976
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:24,861
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.
1977
01:22:24,986 --> 01:22:26,276
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!
1978
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,565
I don't fucking want you to try
1979
01:22:28,689 --> 01:22:30,938
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,
1980
01:22:31,022 --> 01:22:32,311
you fucking pervert.
1981
01:22:32,436 --> 01:22:34,808
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?
1982
01:22:34,934 --> 01:22:37,515
Also, your name isn't Hawk!
1983
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,014
No one's name is Hawk.
1984
01:22:39,097 --> 01:22:41,302
You go on and on
about radical honesty.
1985
01:22:41,427 --> 01:22:43,217
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.
1986
01:22:43,384 --> 01:22:44,715
What is your name?
1987
01:22:44,883 --> 01:22:46,713
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...
1988
01:22:46,797 --> 01:22:48,212
What is
on your driver's license?
1989
01:22:49,378 --> 01:22:52,001
Howard Wilson Kelly.
1990
01:22:53,957 --> 01:22:55,705
Howard.
1991
01:22:56,579 --> 01:22:58,161
He's Howard.
1992
01:22:58,952 --> 01:23:00,908
Your name is Howard.
1993
01:23:01,866 --> 01:23:05,278
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.
1994
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:08,359
It's been little Howie.
1995
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:10,398
Oh, my God.
1996
01:23:10,482 --> 01:23:12,396
That changes everything.
1997
01:23:13,230 --> 01:23:16,102
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.
1998
01:23:16,227 --> 01:23:18,724
I would've been
so much nicer to you.
1999
01:23:18,890 --> 01:23:20,888
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?
2000
01:23:21,013 --> 01:23:22,303
How'd you land on Hawk?
2001
01:23:22,470 --> 01:23:25,218
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.
2002
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,716
A nickname you gave yourself.
2003
01:23:27,798 --> 01:23:29,714
Literally the lamest words
2004
01:23:29,879 --> 01:23:31,419
that could have come
out of your mouth.
2005
01:23:31,502 --> 01:23:32,711
Oh, my God.
2006
01:23:32,794 --> 01:23:34,999
What, were you biking
across the playa at Burning Man?
2007
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:37,580
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?
2008
01:23:37,706 --> 01:23:42,076
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.
2009
01:23:46,197 --> 01:23:47,986
You asked.
2010
01:23:48,778 --> 01:23:51,192
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.
2011
01:23:52,066 --> 01:23:53,439
She got cancer.
2012
01:23:53,522 --> 01:23:55,729
You don't have to
answer his question.
2013
01:23:55,895 --> 01:23:57,311
You don't have to say anything.
2014
01:23:57,435 --> 01:23:59,309
It's a fair question, you know.
2015
01:24:00,099 --> 01:24:02,014
How does Howard get to Hawk?
2016
01:24:02,181 --> 01:24:03,929
So...
2017
01:24:04,012 --> 01:24:06,010
For Joe...
2018
01:24:06,093 --> 01:24:07,591
Um...
2019
01:24:08,383 --> 01:24:10,422
After she died, I...
2020
01:24:10,505 --> 01:24:11,962
I was doing some things
2021
01:24:12,087 --> 01:24:14,085
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,
2022
01:24:14,210 --> 01:24:17,207
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.
2023
01:24:17,374 --> 01:24:20,495
And do you know
how people say
2024
01:24:20,663 --> 01:24:22,786
your life flashes
before your eyes?
2025
01:24:22,911 --> 01:24:23,992
I... I...
2026
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:26,073
That happened to me,
but not my life -
2027
01:24:26,198 --> 01:24:27,988
it was our life together.
2028
01:24:28,987 --> 01:24:34,190
It went by me
in this high-speed film.
2029
01:24:34,357 --> 01:24:39,435
And I kept seeing this woman,
2030
01:24:39,518 --> 01:24:43,598
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl
2031
01:24:43,723 --> 01:24:45,221
who, like...
2032
01:24:45,304 --> 01:24:47,802
She thought I hung the moon.
2033
01:24:49,425 --> 01:24:52,922
And in the film, she...
2034
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:55,669
Over and over again,
she tried to...
2035
01:24:57,376 --> 01:24:59,790
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,
2036
01:24:59,915 --> 01:25:02,412
to, you know, share
2037
01:25:02,496 --> 01:25:07,699
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,
2038
01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:10,363
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...
2039
01:25:11,487 --> 01:25:15,066
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.
2040
01:25:16,190 --> 01:25:20,020
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.
2041
01:25:20,103 --> 01:25:21,519
And I...
2042
01:25:22,601 --> 01:25:26,805
And I made her feel
so bad about it
2043
01:25:26,930 --> 01:25:29,302
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...
2044
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:32,508
...trying to connect
with me at all.
2045
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,919
I suppressed her, you know? I...
2046
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:46,660
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.
2047
01:25:48,658 --> 01:25:53,695
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...
2048
01:25:54,694 --> 01:25:58,107
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.
2049
01:25:58,231 --> 01:26:00,105
Go set yourself on fire
for real,
2050
01:26:00,229 --> 01:26:06,890
or change who you are
and make yourself available.
2051
01:26:08,221 --> 01:26:09,804
So, uh...
2052
01:26:09,970 --> 01:26:13,216
I decided I really better
change my name
2053
01:26:13,384 --> 01:26:14,799
if I was gonna change my life.
2054
01:26:14,965 --> 01:26:16,713
And so I did.
2055
01:26:19,710 --> 01:26:22,707
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,
2056
01:26:22,874 --> 01:26:25,788
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you
2057
01:26:25,954 --> 01:26:28,951
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.
2058
01:26:29,076 --> 01:26:30,283
Oh, my God!
2059
01:26:30,409 --> 01:26:31,990
What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.
2060
01:26:32,157 --> 01:26:33,656
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.
2061
01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:34,779
Oh, my God!
2062
01:26:34,945 --> 01:26:37,568
My boyfriend shares
2063
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,606
that very difficult
and painful story with you,
2064
01:26:41,731 --> 01:26:43,187
and you're making fun of him?
2065
01:26:43,311 --> 01:26:46,308
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,
2066
01:26:46,476 --> 01:26:47,517
in real life!
2067
01:26:47,683 --> 01:26:49,515
I really didn't expect this
from you.
2068
01:26:49,681 --> 01:26:51,221
This is fucking disappointing.
2069
01:26:51,388 --> 01:26:53,511
- OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!
2070
01:26:53,594 --> 01:26:56,923
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.
2071
01:26:57,007 --> 01:26:58,714
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.
2072
01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:00,462
She's saying...
2073
01:27:01,211 --> 01:27:03,084
She's saying what?
2074
01:27:03,209 --> 01:27:04,790
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.
2075
01:27:04,957 --> 01:27:06,164
I think they caught
what I was saying.
2076
01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:07,497
Oh, are you going to interrupt?
2077
01:27:07,663 --> 01:27:09,786
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?
2078
01:27:09,910 --> 01:27:11,576
No, mi amor, I was trying
to clarify for him...
2079
01:27:11,701 --> 01:27:14,198
No! You're always
interrupting me,
2080
01:27:14,282 --> 01:27:15,364
always correcting me!
2081
01:27:16,654 --> 01:27:18,444
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?
2082
01:27:18,569 --> 01:27:19,776
And I never tell you, right?
2083
01:27:19,942 --> 01:27:21,399
What do I do?
I help you.
2084
01:27:21,483 --> 01:27:23,896
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.
2085
01:27:24,021 --> 01:27:25,187
It's not the night.
They're not ready.
2086
01:27:25,313 --> 01:27:26,811
Look at this fucking mess.
2087
01:27:26,935 --> 01:27:28,310
And you keep pushing.
2088
01:27:28,476 --> 01:27:30,308
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.
2089
01:27:30,432 --> 01:27:32,597
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.
2090
01:27:33,012 --> 01:27:35,220
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.
2091
01:27:35,303 --> 01:27:36,426
Piña...
2092
01:27:36,509 --> 01:27:37,592
Piña!
2093
01:27:37,717 --> 01:27:39,506
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...
2094
01:27:39,673 --> 01:27:41,297
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.
2095
01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:42,587
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!
2096
01:27:42,712 --> 01:27:45,000
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.
2097
01:27:45,084 --> 01:27:47,082
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.
2098
01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:48,581
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.
2099
01:27:48,706 --> 01:27:50,579
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.
2100
01:27:50,704 --> 01:27:53,202
And... you are right.
2101
01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:56,282
This is the last time
that will ever happen.
2102
01:27:56,448 --> 01:27:58,487
I totally understand
what you're saying.
2103
01:27:58,571 --> 01:27:59,653
You said that before.
2104
01:27:59,778 --> 01:28:01,277
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.
2105
01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:03,358
Fucking embarrassing.
2106
01:28:04,606 --> 01:28:07,520
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.
2107
01:28:07,603 --> 01:28:10,017
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.
2108
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:11,392
No, no. It... It...
2109
01:28:11,516 --> 01:28:13,097
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.
2110
01:28:13,223 --> 01:28:15,221
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.
2111
01:28:15,388 --> 01:28:17,303
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.
2112
01:28:17,428 --> 01:28:18,509
We're so sorry.
2113
01:28:18,676 --> 01:28:20,383
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.
2114
01:28:20,507 --> 01:28:23,004
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2115
01:28:23,087 --> 01:28:24,920
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.
2116
01:28:25,002 --> 01:28:26,918
Guys...
We are sorry.
2117
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,207
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.
2118
01:28:29,374 --> 01:28:31,579
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.
2119
01:28:31,704 --> 01:28:35,201
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.
2120
01:28:35,368 --> 01:28:38,365
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.
2121
01:28:38,490 --> 01:28:40,280
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.
2122
01:28:40,862 --> 01:28:42,568
It just wasn't the right night.
2123
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:44,276
But what I don't understand is
2124
01:28:44,442 --> 01:28:46,731
how you can even have sex
with each other,
2125
01:28:46,814 --> 01:28:49,521
'cause you are so mean
to each other.
2126
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:58,927
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?
2127
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,087
When was the last time
you two had sex?
2128
01:29:08,377 --> 01:29:09,666
A year ago.
2129
01:29:12,289 --> 01:29:14,204
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.
2130
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,867
You did say a year?
A year?
2131
01:29:17,992 --> 01:29:19,574
A year ago?
2132
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,444
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...
2133
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,398
...and horny and weird.
2134
01:29:28,482 --> 01:29:30,979
Do you know
why you don't have sex?
2135
01:29:31,105 --> 01:29:32,977
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.
2136
01:29:33,103 --> 01:29:34,102
It's your fault.
2137
01:29:34,184 --> 01:29:35,183
- What?
- It's your fault.
2138
01:29:35,350 --> 01:29:36,806
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!
2139
01:29:36,889 --> 01:29:38,887
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.
2140
01:29:38,972 --> 01:29:40,760
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?
2141
01:29:40,885 --> 01:29:42,052
You don't try!
2142
01:29:42,176 --> 01:29:43,757
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try
2143
01:29:43,882 --> 01:29:44,966
before I'm just
torturing myself?
2144
01:29:45,091 --> 01:29:46,547
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.
2145
01:29:46,671 --> 01:29:47,878
I'm being humiliated.
2146
01:29:48,046 --> 01:29:50,086
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?
2147
01:29:50,168 --> 01:29:51,959
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?
2148
01:29:52,084 --> 01:29:54,082
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex
2149
01:29:54,247 --> 01:29:57,328
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?
2150
01:29:57,453 --> 01:29:59,576
Why should that
take so much effort?
2151
01:29:59,741 --> 01:30:02,074
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.
2152
01:30:02,239 --> 01:30:04,072
You're my wife!
What are talking about?
2153
01:30:04,237 --> 01:30:07,027
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?
2154
01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:08,983
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?
2155
01:30:09,108 --> 01:30:10,606
It's not very attractive
2156
01:30:10,690 --> 01:30:12,604
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.
2157
01:30:12,688 --> 01:30:14,269
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.
2158
01:30:14,394 --> 01:30:15,393
You're miserable, too.
2159
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,100
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.
2160
01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:18,390
We're even, OK?
2161
01:30:18,557 --> 01:30:20,097
You've nothing
to be upset about.
2162
01:30:20,181 --> 01:30:22,969
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?
2163
01:30:23,677 --> 01:30:24,967
What?
2164
01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:26,965
Would you have sex
with yourself?
2165
01:30:30,171 --> 01:30:32,959
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?
2166
01:30:33,084 --> 01:30:34,790
All I do is fuck myself.
2167
01:30:35,456 --> 01:30:39,245
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.
2168
01:30:42,366 --> 01:30:46,445
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?
2169
01:30:46,570 --> 01:30:48,568
What's the difference?
2170
01:30:49,567 --> 01:30:51,399
Yeah, I do.
2171
01:30:55,603 --> 01:30:58,184
How did you two meet?
2172
01:30:58,892 --> 01:31:00,890
Who cares?
2173
01:31:00,973 --> 01:31:03,470
Who cares at this point?
2174
01:31:03,595 --> 01:31:05,885
- I'll tell you.
- Great.
2175
01:31:06,051 --> 01:31:07,591
Um...
2176
01:31:10,297 --> 01:31:14,542
I was on a very bad date...
2177
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:20,578
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,
2178
01:31:20,745 --> 01:31:26,031
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,
2179
01:31:26,156 --> 01:31:27,155
making me laugh.
2180
01:31:28,653 --> 01:31:30,943
And so I made my date
drop me off,
2181
01:31:31,068 --> 01:31:32,691
and I sprinted back to the bar,
2182
01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:34,357
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,
2183
01:31:34,481 --> 01:31:35,980
and I... I did.
2184
01:31:36,105 --> 01:31:38,103
But I don't think
you ever realized
2185
01:31:38,186 --> 01:31:42,182
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.
2186
01:31:42,349 --> 01:31:44,055
Did you know that?
2187
01:31:45,470 --> 01:31:47,385
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
2188
01:31:47,551 --> 01:31:51,173
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.
2189
01:31:51,340 --> 01:31:55,169
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.
2190
01:32:00,789 --> 01:32:03,369
And we had sex all the time.
We had...
2191
01:32:03,535 --> 01:32:06,158
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.
2192
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:09,155
We were best friends.
2193
01:32:11,278 --> 01:32:13,276
That is true.
2194
01:32:15,107 --> 01:32:17,980
And then you just decided
to be miserable.
2195
01:32:20,601 --> 01:32:22,475
Are you kidding me right now?
2196
01:32:23,391 --> 01:32:24,807
Are you fucking for real?
2197
01:32:25,681 --> 01:32:28,261
I "decided to become miserable"?
2198
01:32:30,342 --> 01:32:34,838
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?
2199
01:32:34,963 --> 01:32:36,670
You don't get it?
2200
01:32:38,459 --> 01:32:39,958
I'm a failure, Angela.
2201
01:32:40,082 --> 01:32:43,829
I live in my parents'
apartment...
2202
01:32:44,745 --> 01:32:48,034
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.
2203
01:32:48,658 --> 01:32:50,364
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe
2204
01:32:50,531 --> 01:32:52,529
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.
2205
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:55,859
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.
2206
01:32:55,984 --> 01:32:58,606
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.
2207
01:32:58,773 --> 01:33:00,271
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?
2208
01:33:00,396 --> 01:33:03,851
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy
2209
01:33:03,976 --> 01:33:05,766
and just let me be not happy?
2210
01:33:07,472 --> 01:33:11,594
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.
2211
01:33:11,676 --> 01:33:12,842
I'm really sorry.
2212
01:33:12,967 --> 01:33:15,590
You still teach music
every single day.
2213
01:33:15,672 --> 01:33:17,588
You get to live
in a beautiful home.
2214
01:33:17,754 --> 01:33:20,876
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.
2215
01:33:21,042 --> 01:33:24,581
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,
2216
01:33:24,747 --> 01:33:26,661
but you've just decided
to make the choice
2217
01:33:26,828 --> 01:33:29,450
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.
2218
01:33:29,576 --> 01:33:32,864
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,
2219
01:33:32,947 --> 01:33:34,571
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.
2220
01:33:34,737 --> 01:33:36,818
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.
2221
01:33:36,901 --> 01:33:39,815
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!
2222
01:33:39,898 --> 01:33:42,479
- Fuck off!
- Sorry. Sorry.
2223
01:33:42,605 --> 01:33:44,768
I am the one
who gave everything up.
2224
01:33:44,893 --> 01:33:46,476
You did that.
There's one reason
2225
01:33:46,601 --> 01:33:48,389
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,
2226
01:33:48,474 --> 01:33:51,179
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.
2227
01:33:51,345 --> 01:33:52,553
You gave up.
2228
01:33:52,678 --> 01:33:54,593
Can I ask you a question?
For real?
2229
01:33:54,758 --> 01:33:55,841
What do you do all day?
2230
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:58,338
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.
2231
01:33:58,464 --> 01:34:02,085
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.
2232
01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:03,749
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.
2233
01:34:03,874 --> 01:34:06,955
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.
2234
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,869
And then you try
2235
01:34:08,953 --> 01:34:12,033
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life
2236
01:34:12,158 --> 01:34:14,573
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...
2237
01:34:14,739 --> 01:34:16,361
What are you doing here?
2238
01:34:16,529 --> 01:34:18,318
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?
2239
01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:20,399
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.
2240
01:34:20,483 --> 01:34:22,606
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.
2241
01:34:22,773 --> 01:34:25,187
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.
2242
01:34:25,311 --> 01:34:26,810
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.
2243
01:34:26,893 --> 01:34:28,308
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.
2244
01:34:28,392 --> 01:34:30,473
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.
2245
01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:32,304
I wanted one fucking thing.
2246
01:34:32,388 --> 01:34:34,594
Do you see
how you talk to each other?
2247
01:34:34,678 --> 01:34:38,964
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?
2248
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:46,249
You made these choices.
2249
01:34:46,374 --> 01:34:48,372
They're your choices.
2250
01:34:50,453 --> 01:34:52,243
So much resentment.
2251
01:34:53,075 --> 01:34:55,157
So much.
2252
01:34:55,657 --> 01:34:57,155
Why are you in this marriage?
2253
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:58,654
We have a daughter.
2254
01:34:58,779 --> 01:35:00,277
- Maggie.
- Great.
2255
01:35:00,361 --> 01:35:05,105
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...
2256
01:35:05,772 --> 01:35:07,603
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?
2257
01:35:07,770 --> 01:35:09,851
She doesn't feel this.
2258
01:35:11,350 --> 01:35:13,472
You prefer that she grows up
2259
01:35:13,597 --> 01:35:17,676
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.
2260
01:35:18,675 --> 01:35:21,340
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate
2261
01:35:21,464 --> 01:35:23,338
or to have
very miserable parents
2262
01:35:23,462 --> 01:35:25,336
that stay together
for their children?
2263
01:35:33,035 --> 01:35:36,449
I think we only get
a few chances
2264
01:35:36,574 --> 01:35:39,154
for meaningful
relationships in life.
2265
01:35:40,570 --> 01:35:43,817
Usually,
we move to different people.
2266
01:35:45,107 --> 01:35:48,355
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship
2267
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:50,394
with the same person.
2268
01:35:52,975 --> 01:35:54,764
It's up to you.
2269
01:35:56,887 --> 01:35:58,552
But I think this relationship...
2270
01:35:59,968 --> 01:36:01,300
...is over.
2271
01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,665
Yeah.
2272
01:36:16,826 --> 01:36:18,450
Yeah.
2273
01:36:20,655 --> 01:36:22,736
But I'm not
your therapist, so...
2274
01:36:22,861 --> 01:36:24,901
I think I'm talking too much.
2275
01:36:27,606 --> 01:36:29,355
Hawk?
2276
01:36:34,392 --> 01:36:36,182
Gosh, you guys. I...
2277
01:36:37,596 --> 01:36:40,469
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...
2278
01:36:41,385 --> 01:36:42,675
...maybe fuck a little.
2279
01:36:45,256 --> 01:36:47,087
Sorry to let you down.
2280
01:36:48,086 --> 01:36:49,377
Maybe next time.
2281
01:36:50,084 --> 01:36:52,249
Can I have my casserole back,
please?
2282
01:36:52,374 --> 01:36:54,039
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...
2283
01:36:54,164 --> 01:36:56,245
Let me rinse it out for you.
2284
01:37:39,161 --> 01:37:41,034
Did they leave?
2285
01:37:49,692 --> 01:37:51,398
Weird.
2286
01:37:57,268 --> 01:37:59,682
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.
2287
01:37:59,848 --> 01:38:01,388
OK.
2288
01:38:07,798 --> 01:38:11,378
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.
2289
01:38:11,545 --> 01:38:13,460
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...
2290
01:38:14,542 --> 01:38:16,249
...to do about that.
2291
01:38:18,247 --> 01:38:19,954
I guess we'll figure it out.
2292
01:38:20,953 --> 01:38:22,451
Yeah.
2293
01:38:24,864 --> 01:38:26,156
How's your back?
2294
01:38:27,072 --> 01:38:28,486
It's better, actually.
2295
01:38:30,484 --> 01:38:32,108
I'm glad.
2296
01:38:36,812 --> 01:38:38,560
I'm so tired.
2297
01:38:39,767 --> 01:38:41,183
Me too.
2298
01:38:45,886 --> 01:38:47,592
I'm gonna go to bed.
2299
01:38:49,883 --> 01:38:51,463
Um...
2300
01:39:06,158 --> 01:39:08,446
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?
2301
01:39:11,485 --> 01:39:13,192
OK.
2302
01:44:08,566 --> 01:44:11,105
♪ I'll light the fire
2303
01:44:12,104 --> 01:44:16,308
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase
2304
01:44:16,391 --> 01:44:20,678
♪ That you bought today
2305
01:44:22,427 --> 01:44:25,257
♪ Staring at the fire
2306
01:44:25,341 --> 01:44:32,334
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you
2307
01:44:33,041 --> 01:44:40,034
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me
2308
01:44:42,864 --> 01:44:49,233
♪ Only for me
2309
01:44:49,317 --> 01:44:51,897
♪ Come to me now
2310
01:44:51,980 --> 01:44:55,519
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes
2311
01:44:55,602 --> 01:45:00,971
♪ Everything is done... ♪
2312
01:45:03,220 --> 01:45:04,759
♪ Such a cozy room
2313
01:45:04,842 --> 01:45:08,298
♪ The windows are illuminated
2314
01:45:08,381 --> 01:45:14,583
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them
2315
01:45:14,667 --> 01:45:20,868
♪ Fiery gems for you
2316
01:45:20,951 --> 01:45:27,113
♪ Only for you
2317
01:45:27,196 --> 01:45:29,777
♪ Our house
2318
01:45:29,859 --> 01:45:32,774
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2319
01:45:32,856 --> 01:45:35,811
♪ With two cats in the yard
2320
01:45:35,895 --> 01:45:38,809
♪ Life used to be so hard
2321
01:45:38,892 --> 01:45:45,386
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2322
01:45:45,469 --> 01:45:48,466
♪ And our
2323
01:45:48,549 --> 01:45:55,210
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la
2324
01:45:55,293 --> 01:45:57,582
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la
2325
01:45:57,665 --> 01:46:01,994
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la
2326
01:46:02,078 --> 01:46:04,991
♪ La-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la
2327
01:46:05,075 --> 01:46:07,323
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la
2328
01:46:07,405 --> 01:46:09,528
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la
2329
01:46:09,612 --> 01:46:12,026
♪ Our house
2330
01:46:12,110 --> 01:46:15,023
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house
2331
01:46:15,107 --> 01:46:18,020
♪ With two cats in the yard
2332
01:46:18,104 --> 01:46:21,101
♪ Life used to be so hard
2333
01:46:21,184 --> 01:46:27,594
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you
2334
01:46:27,677 --> 01:46:30,799
♪ And our
2335
01:46:30,882 --> 01:46:33,588
♪ I'll light the fire
2336
01:46:33,671 --> 01:46:38,167
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase
2337
01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:43,287
♪ That you bought today ♪
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