1
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- OK.
- OK. Here we go.

2
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OK.

3
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Hold on.

4
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One more time.

5
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Wait!
Slower, slower, slower...

6
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One more time.

7
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- Uh-huh!
- And then just one time.

8
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Uh-huh.

9
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And now the hard part!

10
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No!

11
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One, two, three, four,
bam-bam...

12
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- You got it?
- Yes.

13
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And now's
the best part.

14
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Yeah.

15
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- OK, OK, OK... Ready?
- One more time, together.

16
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- Wait... Are you ready?
- Two hands,

17
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- and then...
- Yep.

18
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Yeah, perfect.
Perfect. You can do it.

19
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You're so flexible.

20
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OK. OK. One more time.

21
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Uh...

22
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Yeah!

23
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- Yeah!
- Yeah...

24
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I missed a bit.

25
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One more, one more.

26
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- Ugh.
- Whoops!

27
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One more time.

28
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It's perfect!

29
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That was great.

30
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Great work.

31
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Sounding...

32
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Yeah, sounding really good.

33
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Um...

34
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Maybe, uh...
play it a couple more times,

35
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just for practice,
but... good job.

36
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Oh...

37
00:03:00,261 --> 00:03:02,384
Stupid fucking thing!

38
00:03:04,132 --> 00:03:06,046
OK.

39
00:03:13,623 --> 00:03:15,579
No.

40
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Come on... Oh!

41
00:03:21,406 --> 00:03:22,655
Fuck me.

42
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♪ I'm confessing that I love you

43
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♪ Tell me, do you love me, too?

44
00:03:33,103 --> 00:03:35,476
♪ I'm confessing that I need you

45
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♪ Honest, I do

46
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♪ Every single moment

47
00:03:39,888 --> 00:03:43,344
♪ In your eyes,
I read such strange things

48
00:03:43,468 --> 00:03:46,881
♪ But your lips deny
they're true

49
00:03:46,964 --> 00:03:49,379
♪ Will your answer
really change things?

50
00:03:49,545 --> 00:03:51,126
♪ Making me blue

51
00:03:51,252 --> 00:03:53,749
♪ Making me blue

52
00:03:53,874 --> 00:03:57,079
♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

53
00:03:57,162 --> 00:04:00,659
♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

54
00:04:00,742 --> 00:04:04,155
♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

55
00:04:04,281 --> 00:04:06,861
♪ All in life on you depends

56
00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:10,275
♪ Am I guessing
that you love me?

57
00:04:11,065 --> 00:04:14,479
♪ Dreaming dreams of you in vain

58
00:04:14,603 --> 00:04:18,766
♪ I'm confessing
that I love you, over again

59
00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:21,264
♪ Over again

60
00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:38,579
♪ I'm afraid
someday you'll leave me

61
00:04:38,663 --> 00:04:42,117
♪ Saying,
"Can't we still be friends?"

62
00:04:42,243 --> 00:04:45,365
♪ If you go,
you know you'll grieve me

63
00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:48,279
♪ All in life on you depends

64
00:04:49,194 --> 00:04:52,191
♪ Am I guessing that you love me

65
00:04:52,649 --> 00:04:56,062
♪ Dreaming dreams of you
in vain?

66
00:04:56,187 --> 00:05:00,267
♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

67
00:05:00,392 --> 00:05:02,972
♪ Over again

68
00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:07,260
♪ I'm confessin'
that I love you, over again

69
00:05:07,385 --> 00:05:09,882
♪ Over again

70
00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,169
♪ Sweet lover

71
00:05:15,460 --> 00:05:16,875
♪ Sweet lover

72
00:05:18,956 --> 00:05:20,455
♪ Sweet lover ♪

73
00:05:41,559 --> 00:05:43,349
Shoes off, please.

74
00:05:45,472 --> 00:05:47,179
Oh...

75
00:05:47,345 --> 00:05:49,634
Will you please remind me
why you got me this bike?

76
00:05:49,758 --> 00:05:51,881
- What?
- This bike. Why?

77
00:05:52,049 --> 00:05:55,171
Core strength. Spine health.
Remember what the doctor said.

78
00:05:55,337 --> 00:05:57,376
You were supposed to fold it.

79
00:05:57,460 --> 00:06:00,248
The whole point
of a folding bike - it folds.

80
00:06:00,373 --> 00:06:02,455
This thing is
fucking impossible to fold.

81
00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,328
Do you know
how hard this is to fold?

82
00:06:04,453 --> 00:06:06,242
It's supposed to be more
convenient than a normal bike.

83
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:08,407
It's way less convenient
than a normal bike.

84
00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:10,613
Also, the wheels,
they're so little.

85
00:06:10,697 --> 00:06:12,611
It's like
I gotta pedal four times

86
00:06:12,695 --> 00:06:15,193
to get one normal wheel rotation
out of it.

87
00:06:15,983 --> 00:06:17,855
You have to practice, maybe.

88
00:06:21,187 --> 00:06:22,685
Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie!

89
00:06:22,768 --> 00:06:24,349
No, she's not here.

90
00:06:24,474 --> 00:06:27,139
- Where is she?
- She's, uh... at a sleepover.

91
00:06:27,264 --> 00:06:29,344
- Where?
- At Sadie's.

92
00:06:29,843 --> 00:06:31,467
I didn't know she was having
a sleepover with Sadie.

93
00:06:31,634 --> 00:06:32,966
Oh, it was sort of last minute.

94
00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:36,546
Oh, God.
Sadie is so strange, isn't she?

95
00:06:36,671 --> 00:06:38,627
I don't know if it's good that
she's hanging around with Sadie.

96
00:06:38,752 --> 00:06:39,751
I mean, she's fine.

97
00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:42,041
I called ahead.
Sadie's mother is single.

98
00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,039
There are no men or weapons
in the home.

99
00:06:44,746 --> 00:06:47,036
You called Sadie's mother
to ask if she was single?

100
00:06:47,161 --> 00:06:49,491
- Yeah, of course
- "Of course"?

101
00:06:51,198 --> 00:06:52,780
Sadie's fucking crazy.

102
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Mm...

103
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Whoa... holy shit!

104
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My God, look at all this cheese!

105
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No! No, no...
Leave it, leave it, leave it...!

106
00:07:01,355 --> 00:07:02,561
Not yet! Not yet.
Not... Not yet.

107
00:07:02,686 --> 00:07:04,060
What is all this?
What is that...

108
00:07:04,185 --> 00:07:06,557
- What is that smell?
- I'm making a soufflé.

109
00:07:06,682 --> 00:07:08,098
You're making a soufflé,

110
00:07:08,181 --> 00:07:09,596
and there's 200 pounds
of cheese?

111
00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,845
Is there, like, an event?
Are we expecting people?

112
00:07:12,177 --> 00:07:14,884
- Our neighbors.
- Which neighbors?

113
00:07:14,966 --> 00:07:17,963
Our upstairs neighbors.
I told you yesterday, remember?

114
00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:19,961
You have mentioned

115
00:07:20,086 --> 00:07:22,666
that for some insane reason
you want to invite them over.

116
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You for sure didn't tell me
they were coming over tonight.

117
00:07:24,664 --> 00:07:25,873
Why didn't you ask me
about this?

118
00:07:25,955 --> 00:07:26,954
I did.

119
00:07:27,121 --> 00:07:28,744
Oh, did you, sweetie?
When did that happen?

120
00:07:28,870 --> 00:07:30,409
I told you yesterday.

121
00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:31,991
Well, telling me and asking me

122
00:07:32,157 --> 00:07:33,906
are actually
two very different things.

123
00:07:33,989 --> 00:07:35,904
And if I'm being honest, I...
I don't even think you told me.

124
00:07:36,070 --> 00:07:38,692
It's not like you listen
to anything that I say anyway.

125
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Oh, fuck,
did you forget the wine?

126
00:07:40,899 --> 00:07:42,480
- What wine?
- I... I texted you.

127
00:07:42,605 --> 00:07:43,979
I texted you about wine.
We don't have any wine.

128
00:07:44,104 --> 00:07:46,642
- What are you doing? Stop!
- I'm eating a pickle.

129
00:07:46,767 --> 00:07:48,974
I couldn't have any cheese.
I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle.

130
00:07:49,140 --> 00:07:51,097
Now you're not gonna eat
my soufflé.

131
00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,261
And we have no wine.
This is a nightmare!

132
00:07:53,386 --> 00:07:55,633
- It's not a fucking nightmare.
- What?

133
00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,174
Nothing.

134
00:07:57,257 --> 00:07:59,339
Can you please
just clean up your office?

135
00:07:59,464 --> 00:08:01,253
It's...
It's just such an eyesore.

136
00:08:01,378 --> 00:08:03,251
Can you please
call the neighbors

137
00:08:03,376 --> 00:08:05,374
and tell 'em
to come another time?

138
00:08:06,373 --> 00:08:07,747
- No.
- "No".

139
00:08:07,872 --> 00:08:10,535
It's too late.
They're coming in ten minutes.

140
00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:12,367
They're coming
in ten fucking mi...

141
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,908
Why didn't you tell me
any of this?

142
00:08:13,991 --> 00:08:15,989
Because we've been talking about
them coming for six months, OK?

143
00:08:16,155 --> 00:08:18,070
And they've been so nice
about all our noise

144
00:08:18,195 --> 00:08:20,401
- from the renovation.
- "Our" noise?

145
00:08:20,484 --> 00:08:22,982
Did you just say they've been
nice about our noise?

146
00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,147
That's nuts!

147
00:08:24,272 --> 00:08:25,896
You're making a soufflé
for these people now?

148
00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:27,894
- What is happening here?
- She said she wanted to see it.

149
00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:29,559
She just wants to see it
now that it's done,

150
00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,765
and she's very nice.
They're very, very...

151
00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,180
You know, they seem cool.

152
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,092
And she just...
She has, like, presence, and...

153
00:08:37,176 --> 00:08:40,131
She's so... She's so pretty.

154
00:08:40,256 --> 00:08:41,672
Yeah, she's fine.

155
00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,544
But he is a fucking weirdo, OK?

156
00:08:44,669 --> 00:08:46,125
Every time
I'm in the elevator with him,

157
00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,957
it's, like, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah, nonstop.

158
00:08:48,082 --> 00:08:49,580
- You know what I mean?
- That's just what people do.

159
00:08:49,664 --> 00:08:50,871
He's asking me questions,

160
00:08:50,954 --> 00:08:52,369
and he wants me
to ask him questions.

161
00:08:52,536 --> 00:08:54,117
And the eye contact
is off the charts.

162
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,490
Yeah. That's called
a conversation, Joe.

163
00:08:57,572 --> 00:08:58,613
What is this?

164
00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,277
What?
That's a rug.

165
00:09:01,402 --> 00:09:03,275
- It's new.
- Yeah.

166
00:09:04,899 --> 00:09:06,688
Did you buy this rug because
the neighbors are coming?

167
00:09:06,855 --> 00:09:08,146
- Oh, my God!
- How much was this rug?

168
00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:09,894
- You are so predictable.
- I'm predictable?

169
00:09:10,060 --> 00:09:12,100
You bought a whole rug
to impress strangers.

170
00:09:12,182 --> 00:09:13,848
Isn't that
a little bit more predictable?

171
00:09:13,973 --> 00:09:16,178
I could've seen that coming
a mile away.

172
00:09:16,262 --> 00:09:18,843
Can we please do a reset?

173
00:09:18,968 --> 00:09:20,341
A what?

174
00:09:20,466 --> 00:09:21,882
Can you leave
and come back in again?

175
00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:23,755
- Is this from a podcast?
- Yes, it is. Does it matter?

176
00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:25,670
You physically want me to leave
the apartment and come back in?

177
00:09:25,836 --> 00:09:28,167
- Yes. Please do that for me.
- No, it's fucking silly.

178
00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:29,874
Joe, I'm asking you
to just do that for me.

179
00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:31,164
- Would that be OK?
- Fine.

180
00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:33,245
- I will do that for you, OK?
- Great.

181
00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,452
- Here we go.
- Thank you.

182
00:09:34,578 --> 00:09:36,576
Yeah. Thank you.
This will fix everything.

183
00:09:46,398 --> 00:09:48,564
- Hi, I'm home.
- Hi.

184
00:09:49,354 --> 00:09:51,644
Oh, how's it going?

185
00:09:51,768 --> 00:09:54,141
- Great.
- Cool.

186
00:09:54,265 --> 00:09:57,597
Any, uh...
Any plans for tonight?

187
00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:00,094
Yeah. Uh, our neighbors
are coming over.

188
00:10:00,177 --> 00:10:01,842
Neighbors?
Oh, man. I love them.

189
00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:03,881
Especially how chatty
and inquisitive they are.

190
00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:05,755
It's so cool.
They're super cool.

191
00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:09,875
But maybe you could call 'em and
ask them to come another night,

192
00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:13,247
'cause I'm just not feeling
up for it tonight, you know?

193
00:10:15,079 --> 00:10:16,244
- No!
- "No"?

194
00:10:16,368 --> 00:10:17,702
- No!
- What the fuck?

195
00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:19,700
No. It would be rude.
They're literally on their way.

196
00:10:19,865 --> 00:10:21,489
- What do you mean, "rude"?
- That's crazy.

197
00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:23,487
- I thought we were gonna reset.
- So did I.

198
00:10:23,612 --> 00:10:25,194
- You said the same shit.
- So did you.

199
00:10:25,359 --> 00:10:26,651
Can we put curtains
on this window?

200
00:10:26,776 --> 00:10:28,649
I don't like how they can see
right into our apartment.

201
00:10:28,774 --> 00:10:30,396
No, I like the light.

202
00:10:34,268 --> 00:10:36,099
I got this special ham,
you know,

203
00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:38,347
'cause she's from Spain,
so, it's...

204
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,846
It's not actually ham,
it's jamón.

205
00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:41,136
I can't have any of this cheese?

206
00:10:41,261 --> 00:10:43,467
Please don't eat the cheese.
I worked so hard on that.

207
00:10:43,634 --> 00:10:44,965
Can you just wait,
and then they'll come,

208
00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,173
and you'll eat cheese,

209
00:10:46,339 --> 00:10:47,672
and then you can go upstairs
and smoke weed.

210
00:10:47,755 --> 00:10:49,336
I'd smoke weed in here
if you let me.

211
00:10:49,461 --> 00:10:52,458
No, I won't, because
it gets stuck in the walls.

212
00:10:54,165 --> 00:10:55,455
You know what?

213
00:10:56,663 --> 00:10:57,952
I actually think
it's really cool

214
00:10:58,077 --> 00:10:59,618
that they're coming over
tonight.

215
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:02,490
- Why?
- Because...

216
00:11:03,781 --> 00:11:05,779
...I can finally talk to 'em
about the noise.

217
00:11:05,904 --> 00:11:08,692
- No, Joe, we made a deal.
- What deal?

218
00:11:08,859 --> 00:11:10,400
That we weren't gonna say
anything.

219
00:11:10,565 --> 00:11:13,271
Yeah. Well, you know what?
I changed my mind.

220
00:11:13,397 --> 00:11:15,685
God!
It's none of our business

221
00:11:15,769 --> 00:11:18,057
what they do in the privacy
of their own home.

222
00:11:18,182 --> 00:11:20,764
None of our business
that every night we get waken up

223
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:23,469
by floor-shaking animal fucking?

224
00:11:23,594 --> 00:11:24,967
How is that
none of our business?

225
00:11:25,092 --> 00:11:26,674
How is that
none of our fucking business?

226
00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:29,671
She is having just
spectacular orgasms up there.

227
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:31,379
Are you aware of how difficult
that is for a woman?

228
00:11:31,544 --> 00:11:32,960
Doesn't seem that hard for her!

229
00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,459
What,
is she your role model now?

230
00:11:34,625 --> 00:11:35,957
Yeah, she's definitely
my role model.

231
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:37,456
She's your come role model?

232
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,746
- That's great.
- Yeah.

233
00:11:38,871 --> 00:11:41,284
Can we please
just paint this room already?

234
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,157
Well, we haven't picked
a color, Joe, so no.

235
00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:45,490
It's the same color.
Pick a color. Who cares?

236
00:11:45,614 --> 00:11:46,988
It's not the same color.

237
00:11:47,112 --> 00:11:48,861
Remember I almost said something
to 'em in the elevator that day?

238
00:11:48,986 --> 00:11:50,401
I was so close
to saying something.

239
00:11:50,485 --> 00:11:52,399
Oh, I wish
I'd said something that day.

240
00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:55,187
I do. I remember that we decided
we were not gonna say anything.

241
00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:57,394
Yeah, that's because I thought
it couldn't get any worse.

242
00:11:57,478 --> 00:11:58,851
And you know
what happened right after that

243
00:11:58,976 --> 00:12:00,475
is it got much, much,
much, much worse.

244
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,888
They were gonna crash through
the ceiling the other day!

245
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,386
Joe! We are not saying anything.

246
00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:07,259
Why not?
They're cool, right?

247
00:12:07,384 --> 00:12:08,674
You keep saying
how cool they are.

248
00:12:08,841 --> 00:12:10,340
So, maybe if I bring it up,

249
00:12:10,465 --> 00:12:13,169
we can finally get to the bottom
of whose orgasm is whose.

250
00:12:13,253 --> 00:12:15,043
Is he the whimperer
and she's the growler,

251
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,749
or is she the whimperer
and he's the growler?

252
00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:19,372
Either way, I'll bring it up,
we'll laugh about it,

253
00:12:19,456 --> 00:12:21,161
and I'll tell them
to knock it the fuck off.

254
00:12:21,329 --> 00:12:23,659
It's like you want everyone
to feel uncomfortable.

255
00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,491
I'm the one who's uncomfortable.

256
00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,364
If our neighbors
were waking us up

257
00:12:27,489 --> 00:12:29,279
every night at four
in the morning by blasting music

258
00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:30,694
and I said something
about it to them,

259
00:12:30,860 --> 00:12:32,401
wouldn't that be
completely reasonable?

260
00:12:32,484 --> 00:12:33,857
It's the exact same thing,

261
00:12:33,982 --> 00:12:35,606
but it's even more justified
'cause it's fucking!

262
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:39,394
Just don't say anything.
Just not tonight. Please!

263
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:46,761
This shirt,
is this also new?

264
00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:48,759
Yes.

265
00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:51,257
Well, it's nice. It looks...
looks really good on you.

266
00:12:51,382 --> 00:12:53,879
Well, you could tell me that
once in a while.

267
00:12:53,962 --> 00:12:56,377
I just did tell you that.

268
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,625
God, I can't believe
you forgot the wine.

269
00:12:58,749 --> 00:13:00,040
I didn't forget the wine.

270
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,663
I'm on this collapsible bike
like a fucking schmuck,

271
00:13:02,745 --> 00:13:04,785
and I can't answer text messages
while I'm on it.

272
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,617
Oh! Do we have anything nice
to drink?

273
00:13:06,699 --> 00:13:07,698
No, there's nothing to drink.

274
00:13:08,032 --> 00:13:09,489
We should probably call them
and tell them not to come over.

275
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,070
Look, we have this, this thing.
Is this weird?

276
00:13:11,196 --> 00:13:12,569
Yes, it's weird.
What is this? New Year's?

277
00:13:12,694 --> 00:13:14,276
We're popping champagne
with these people?

278
00:13:14,401 --> 00:13:15,899
It's fine, look.
We'll pre-pop it,

279
00:13:16,065 --> 00:13:18,272
so by the time they get here,
it'll be, you know, fizzed out,

280
00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:19,562
and it'll just be
like a sparkling wine.

281
00:13:19,728 --> 00:13:22,684
Can't you see this is obviously
not a good time to have company?

282
00:13:22,767 --> 00:13:25,265
What the fuck do you mean?
I just made this whole soufflé.

283
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:26,639
- Did you see this thing?
- Yes.

284
00:13:26,763 --> 00:13:28,553
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked on this fucking thing?

285
00:13:28,678 --> 00:13:30,884
It's gonna be fucking beautiful
if you'd just shut the fuck up!

286
00:13:30,967 --> 00:13:32,591
I'm gonna make this very simple.

287
00:13:32,674 --> 00:13:34,173
Either you tell 'em not to come,
or I'm gonna bring up

288
00:13:34,256 --> 00:13:36,255
the screaming,
groaning fucking noises.

289
00:13:36,379 --> 00:13:37,669
What?

290
00:13:37,835 --> 00:13:40,084
- Was that an ultimatum?
- Yeah. The choice is yours.

291
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,582
I'm sorry.

292
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,663
You're gonna bring up
the fucking?

293
00:13:43,829 --> 00:13:46,494
- Yeah.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

294
00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:49,574
Do you even understand
how hard it is

295
00:13:49,699 --> 00:13:51,489
- for a woman to come that hard?
- Yes, I do,

296
00:13:51,655 --> 00:13:53,861
'cause you've mentioned it
100 times in the last 3 minutes.

297
00:13:53,986 --> 00:13:55,401
'Cause I don't think you get it.

298
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:58,607
I don't think you really
understand how difficult it is.

299
00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,688
And if we say something,
do you know what's gonna happen?

300
00:14:00,854 --> 00:14:02,686
Every time they fuck
and she comes,

301
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:05,101
they're gonna see
our dumb faces. That's not fair.

302
00:14:05,184 --> 00:14:09,762
I could not care less
about anything in the world

303
00:14:09,886 --> 00:14:11,677
than this woman's
fucking orgasm.

304
00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:13,051
I just wanted
to have a nice night.

305
00:14:13,176 --> 00:14:15,049
I just wanted to have a nice,
normal fucking night,

306
00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:16,256
and you won't let me.

307
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,254
These people
are disrespecting us.

308
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:20,585
They know we can hear them,
can you not see that?

309
00:14:20,668 --> 00:14:22,458
What are you talking about?
You sound like your father.

310
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,082
- No. That is not what this is.
- Yes, it is.

311
00:14:24,165 --> 00:14:25,455
They know we can hear them.

312
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,745
- They get off on it.
- No!

313
00:14:26,870 --> 00:14:28,493
They're fucking with us.
They're perverts.

314
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,117
They're not thinking
about us!

315
00:14:30,201 --> 00:14:32,406
Well, maybe that's the problem.
Maybe they should be!

316
00:14:32,573 --> 00:14:34,696
Why? Oh... You know what?
We're not fucking canceling.

317
00:14:34,779 --> 00:14:36,901
Do you know why?
We don't have friends!

318
00:14:36,985 --> 00:14:38,276
You mean I'll be friends
with them?

319
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,899
- Are you kidding me?
- Why not? Maybe.

320
00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:40,981
It's not my fault
we don't have friends.

321
00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:42,064
Oh, it's not?

322
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,146
-I would love to have friends.
-You would love...

323
00:14:43,313 --> 00:14:44,811
People like me. Why do you think
we don't have friends?

324
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:45,893
What, people don't like me?

325
00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:46,975
I'll tell you why
we don't have friends.

326
00:14:47,059 --> 00:14:48,099
'Cause we're fucking miserab...

327
00:14:51,887 --> 00:14:53,261
Hi.

328
00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,758
Hi. Come in.

329
00:14:55,883 --> 00:14:57,132
Nice to see you, Angela.

330
00:14:57,257 --> 00:15:00,337
Yes, I'm...
We are so happy you're here.

331
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:03,667
Hi.

332
00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:05,374
Ah, two.

333
00:15:05,457 --> 00:15:07,164
- Nice to meet you.
- Angela. Me too.

334
00:15:07,829 --> 00:15:10,286
Yes. Joe, you...

335
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:12,409
You remember Piña and Hawk?

336
00:15:15,863 --> 00:15:18,486
This... It's still a good time?

337
00:15:18,610 --> 00:15:20,650
Yes. Yeah.

338
00:15:20,775 --> 00:15:22,274
Are you sure
we're not interrupting?

339
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,398
No, it's great.

340
00:15:23,563 --> 00:15:24,687
- If it's good for you...
- Yeah.

341
00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,644
...it's great for us.
Yeah, we love... Yeah.

342
00:15:26,769 --> 00:15:30,891
It just... It took you a while
to come to the door,

343
00:15:30,974 --> 00:15:33,637
and it sounded
like you were arguing.

344
00:15:33,762 --> 00:15:35,386
- No filter.
- No, I just wanna be honest.

345
00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:38,049
We were... We were at the door
before we rang,

346
00:15:38,174 --> 00:15:40,131
and we could hear
you were fighting.

347
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:42,879
Oh, we were talk...
We were, um...

348
00:15:42,962 --> 00:15:44,626
- We were fighting.
- We were fighting, yeah.

349
00:15:44,751 --> 00:15:46,375
Bit of a contentious
environment in here,

350
00:15:46,541 --> 00:15:48,539
so I understand
if that's repellent to you.

351
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:50,038
No hard feelings,
you know what I mean?

352
00:15:50,162 --> 00:15:52,077
Completely understand.
You know?

353
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:54,574
We love
a contentious environment.

354
00:15:57,654 --> 00:15:59,195
- We love it.
- OK.

355
00:15:59,362 --> 00:16:01,401
Well, really, really, it's fine.

356
00:16:01,485 --> 00:16:03,773
You hit the jackpot, then,
my friend.

357
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,271
You're in for a treat.

358
00:16:06,396 --> 00:16:07,603
- OK?
- Yeah, great.

359
00:16:07,686 --> 00:16:09,143
Do we have
to take our shoes off?

360
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:11,391
Oh God, no.
No, no! No! No!

361
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:13,264
- Yeah. OK. Great.
- Hey... Hey, Joe.

362
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,972
- May I look at this place?
- Yeah, thank you.

363
00:16:15,097 --> 00:16:17,385
Joe! Be honest,
do you want us to take 'em off?

364
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,840
I don't give a fuck if you
take your shoes off, personally.

365
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:23,754
God...

366
00:16:28,958 --> 00:16:31,039
- Hawk, is it?
- Hawk, yeah. Yeah.

367
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:33,120
- Like the bird?
- Yep, like the bird.

368
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,367
Cool.

369
00:16:35,492 --> 00:16:37,282
This guy.

370
00:16:38,573 --> 00:16:40,612
We've been dying
to see your apartment.

371
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:43,984
Oh! Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
We wanted to invite you.

372
00:16:44,151 --> 00:16:45,482
It wasn't quite ready before.

373
00:16:45,649 --> 00:16:47,272
Still isn't quite ready
if you ask me.

374
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,188
Yeah, 'cause you mentioned it
in the elevator,

375
00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:50,687
but then you never called.

376
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:52,143
- Yes.
- We, uh...

377
00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,390
What? No... I mean, we wondered
if we did something wrong.

378
00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:55,556
- No, God, no.
- Well...

379
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,762
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.

380
00:16:57,887 --> 00:16:59,343
No, I'm sorry about that. No.

381
00:16:59,468 --> 00:17:01,758
What do you...
What do you think?

382
00:17:01,883 --> 00:17:03,589
- It's huge.
- So much bigger now.

383
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,253
- It has such a nice flow.
- You guys have money?

384
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,784
Just saying...

385
00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:20,781
You really... You really got
some beautiful pieces.

386
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,487
- It's all Angela.
- Well, I know what I like,

387
00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:24,653
- but it's not all expensive.
- Some of it is very expensive.

388
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,983
- Some of it. Most of it's not.
- Some of it is, though.

389
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,690
- Not everything.
- But some of it.

390
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,188
I guess what I meant to say is,

391
00:17:30,272 --> 00:17:32,560
you can tell that it's been done
with a lot of care,

392
00:17:32,686 --> 00:17:34,475
and you have a really great eye.

393
00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:38,097
That's true.
I... I can feel it.

394
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:40,262
I feel you put so much love.

395
00:17:41,385 --> 00:17:43,759
I... I did that.
Thank you, yeah.

396
00:17:43,883 --> 00:17:45,632
I...

397
00:17:45,757 --> 00:17:48,378
I love it. I do love it.
I really care. I do.

398
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:51,042
- Thank you for saying that.
- I can see it.

399
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,666
I care.
I do care a lot. I...

400
00:17:54,831 --> 00:17:57,620
I'm so sorry.
I'm getting emotional.

401
00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,617
I don't know why,
but I thank you.

402
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,198
Thank you for saying that.

403
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,988
- Yeah, it has...
- ...great energy.

404
00:18:05,902 --> 00:18:08,399
- Oh! I...
- Wow! Look at that!

405
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:11,064
Energy is what I was going for.
That's what I wanted.

406
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:13,604
Energy's great. We talked a lot
about how to capture energy,

407
00:18:13,687 --> 00:18:15,392
as though that was a real thing
we could do.

408
00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:18,182
- Well, energy is everything.
- Really?

409
00:18:18,349 --> 00:18:22,178
Kinetic, chemical, potential,
nuclear, sexual.

410
00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:25,175
You cannot really create it
or destroy it,

411
00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:27,631
but you can find ways
to shape it.

412
00:18:28,255 --> 00:18:30,253
- Mm.
- Beautiful.

413
00:18:30,961 --> 00:18:32,459
You shaped it
really beautifully here.

414
00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:34,457
- I love the shape.
- Thank you.

415
00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:37,205
Too existential for you, Joe?

416
00:18:37,371 --> 00:18:39,411
No. Hey...
Not existential enough for me.

417
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:42,200
Let's get deep.
What is life?

418
00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,194
Oh, that is my Spanish flan.

419
00:18:49,193 --> 00:18:52,481
No! Oh, my God! Flan.
Oh, how elegant.

420
00:18:52,606 --> 00:18:53,647
Fair warning.

421
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,144
Once you try Piña's flan,
there's no going back.

422
00:18:56,686 --> 00:18:58,392
You'll be at our door
late at night,

423
00:18:58,476 --> 00:18:59,974
like a junkie under the bridge,

424
00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,595
saying, "We need a score",
like, uh... heroin.

425
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:07,383
Wow!

426
00:19:07,467 --> 00:19:08,757
Hmm.

427
00:19:10,255 --> 00:19:11,379
You might wanna
put it in the fridge.

428
00:19:11,463 --> 00:19:13,044
-Yes. Yeah. Come...
-Yes.

429
00:19:13,169 --> 00:19:14,251
Yeah, you want it refrigerated.

430
00:19:14,376 --> 00:19:16,082
- Is it "flawn" or "flan"?
- Flan.

431
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,165
- Flan?
- Flan.

432
00:19:17,331 --> 00:19:19,204
- Thought it was "flawn".
- Yes.

433
00:19:25,491 --> 00:19:27,280
Oh!

434
00:19:29,611 --> 00:19:31,901
- Remember to...
- Yes! Right!

435
00:19:35,605 --> 00:19:37,521
I'm so sorry. I haven't...

436
00:19:37,603 --> 00:19:40,725
I literally haven't offered you
anything to drink. I'm so...

437
00:19:40,808 --> 00:19:45,887
We have
some beautiful sparkling...

438
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,593
- Hmm!
- ...um, that...

439
00:19:48,759 --> 00:19:49,966
Or maybe you'd prefer...

440
00:19:50,091 --> 00:19:51,590
- Wine.
- Wine's better.

441
00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:53,879
- Wine. Wine.
- Yeah.

442
00:19:54,004 --> 00:19:55,503
Wine.
Do we have wine?

443
00:19:56,502 --> 00:19:58,249
- We do have wine.
- We do have wine?

444
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,039
- Oh, we do. We have wine.
- Oh, wine.

445
00:20:00,123 --> 00:20:02,412
We have...
We have the anniversary wine.

446
00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:03,702
- Our anniversary wine?
- Yes.

447
00:20:04,284 --> 00:20:06,033
The wine my uncle gave us
for our anniversary

448
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,906
that we've been saving
for a special occasion?

449
00:20:08,031 --> 00:20:09,196
- Château Haut-Brion?
- Yes.

450
00:20:09,322 --> 00:20:10,695
- 1980?
- Yes.

451
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:12,486
Get the wine!

452
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:13,775
- We have.
- We do have wine.

453
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:15,815
We've been waiting
for the perfect moment.

454
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:18,105
- Are you sure this is it?
- Yes! Yeah! Yeah, yeah. Yep.

455
00:20:18,270 --> 00:20:20,893
Yeah. Totally.

456
00:20:21,393 --> 00:20:23,765
That's great. Finally!

457
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,763
- Yep. Mm-hmm.
- There it is. 1982.

458
00:20:25,888 --> 00:20:27,262
- Yeah.
- Château Haut-Brion.

459
00:20:27,387 --> 00:20:28,511
Perfect. Great.

460
00:20:28,678 --> 00:20:29,968
You wanna save that
for another time?

461
00:20:30,093 --> 00:20:31,592
Oh my God, no! What time?

462
00:20:31,757 --> 00:20:33,506
- This is it!
- No. Are you kidding me? Yeah.

463
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,795
No time like the present, huh?

464
00:20:36,712 --> 00:20:38,750
Do you wanna open it?

465
00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:42,996
- Of course. Yeah. Um... yep.
- That's not where it is.

466
00:20:43,121 --> 00:20:44,620
It's usually in there.
It should be in there.

467
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,826
- No, it's never been in there.
- Definitely, I...

468
00:20:46,992 --> 00:20:48,907
- It should be in here.
- No, it's never been in there.

469
00:20:49,032 --> 00:20:51,613
- Literally never been in there!
- Never been in there?

470
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:53,528
It's not there. No, 'cause I
never would've put it in there.

471
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,484
- That's not where it goes.
- Often is in there.

472
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:57,316
It's literally
never been there.

473
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:59,480
- Do you want me to do it?
- Got it!

474
00:21:01,103 --> 00:21:02,769
Sorry. We don't, um...

475
00:21:03,892 --> 00:21:06,307
...have people over very often.

476
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,888
- Do you need me to do it?
- I got it.

477
00:21:08,013 --> 00:21:09,012
OK.

478
00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:17,087
- Boom! My God...
- Bravo!

479
00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:18,586
Wow!

480
00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,001
- Little bit of cork in there.
- Yeah...

481
00:21:20,169 --> 00:21:21,500
I had confidence, Joe.

482
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,081
Thank you.
I knew I'd get there.

483
00:21:23,207 --> 00:21:24,290
Ah...

484
00:21:24,996 --> 00:21:28,410
- Mm... Yeah.
- Thank you so much.

485
00:21:28,535 --> 00:21:30,116
- Yes. Great.
- Sláinte.

486
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,489
- ¡Salud!
- Joe, thank your uncle.

487
00:21:32,614 --> 00:21:34,529
He's, uh... He's dead, so...

488
00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:37,235
Maybe next time.
Pretty weird guy.

489
00:21:38,276 --> 00:21:40,106
- Oh, how is your daughter?
- Maggie?

490
00:21:40,274 --> 00:21:41,314
She's so cool.

491
00:21:41,397 --> 00:21:43,020
She is cool.
Yeah. She's great.

492
00:21:43,187 --> 00:21:44,810
- I love her style.
- I know, right?

493
00:21:44,976 --> 00:21:46,517
- She's awesome.
- Yeah, she's...

494
00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:48,765
She's amazing.
I'm really gonna miss her.

495
00:21:49,472 --> 00:21:50,721
Where's she going?

496
00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:53,885
To college.

497
00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:57,006
In six years?
She's... She's twelve years old!

498
00:21:57,173 --> 00:22:00,003
Yeah, I know. But it's just...
I'm gonna miss her,

499
00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:02,792
and I'm just gonna be alone.

500
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,790
What about me?
Where have I gone?

501
00:22:04,998 --> 00:22:06,538
I'm just saying it's gonna be...

502
00:22:06,622 --> 00:22:08,828
- It's gonna be different.
- Do you know something I don't?

503
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:11,533
No, I do not. I'm just saying,
it... won't be the same.

504
00:22:11,700 --> 00:22:13,989
It's not gonna be the same.
So... I'm sorry.

505
00:22:14,115 --> 00:22:16,528
I'm just, I feel like
I'm becoming emotional again.

506
00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:18,485
Sorry for what?

507
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:20,816
I mean, we would be crazy
if we didn't cry.

508
00:22:20,899 --> 00:22:22,398
- Yeah.
- You know, it's the best way

509
00:22:22,522 --> 00:22:25,229
to release stress hormones,
cortisol.

510
00:22:25,312 --> 00:22:27,310
Oh, I have a lot of that, then.
That's what I do.

511
00:22:27,393 --> 00:22:28,808
- She does.
- It's just...

512
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:30,806
There's nothing in the world
better than being a mom,

513
00:22:30,973 --> 00:22:32,388
you know?

514
00:22:32,512 --> 00:22:34,095
For... For some.

515
00:22:35,302 --> 00:22:40,297
But not everyone, because
that... that isn't your path.

516
00:22:40,464 --> 00:22:43,002
- You... You don't...
- I mean, we talk about it.

517
00:22:43,169 --> 00:22:44,792
- We think about it.
- Right.

518
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:46,915
- Hasn't been a priority.
- Yeah.

519
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,621
- No, no. Yeah, maybe.
- Yeah.

520
00:22:48,788 --> 00:22:50,287
- Maybe.
- That's great.

521
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,035
You should probably decide
sooner than later.

522
00:22:53,326 --> 00:22:54,408
What?

523
00:22:56,323 --> 00:22:58,903
Whether or not
you're gonna have children.

524
00:23:00,319 --> 00:23:01,401
Why?

525
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:06,603
You know, just due to age.

526
00:23:09,185 --> 00:23:10,309
Whose age?

527
00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:12,182
You know? I mean...

528
00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,388
Picasso had a baby
when he was ninety, so...

529
00:23:14,513 --> 00:23:17,968
It's more... It's probably
more the science stuff.

530
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,590
Mm... Science.

531
00:23:19,715 --> 00:23:23,462
Traditionally, the woman is...
I didn't want to talk about it.

532
00:23:23,587 --> 00:23:25,377
Actually, I have something...

533
00:23:25,502 --> 00:23:26,792
You know, time, she marches.

534
00:23:26,875 --> 00:23:29,415
Don't know if you saw it before,
but this is just something,

535
00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:32,702
a gesture to remind you of home.

536
00:23:33,202 --> 00:23:35,699
Uh, it's just a little,
um... jamón.

537
00:23:35,824 --> 00:23:37,822
Oh, that is so sweet,
and I love how you say it.

538
00:23:37,907 --> 00:23:39,405
- Can you say it again?
- Jamón.

539
00:23:39,530 --> 00:23:41,903
Oh, my God.
It's so sweet, I will eat you!

540
00:23:42,028 --> 00:23:44,400
- I cannot... I don't eat meat.
- Hmm?

541
00:23:45,814 --> 00:23:46,898
- No?
- He does.

542
00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:48,770
I do. Yeah.
Full carnivore.

543
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:52,600
Cheese? Do you...
We have so much cheese!

544
00:23:52,724 --> 00:23:55,264
No. I mean... no.
For me, no cheese.

545
00:23:55,389 --> 00:23:57,512
- You don't eat cheese? No...
- She's a vegan.

546
00:23:57,595 --> 00:23:59,385
- Inflammation.
- Right, yeah.

547
00:23:59,510 --> 00:24:01,757
- Oh, the crackers.
- I don't. Mm-mm.

548
00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:03,214
For me, also no.

549
00:24:03,297 --> 00:24:06,087
No gluten, no dairy, no meat,
no sugar.

550
00:24:06,211 --> 00:24:07,751
We got almonds.
You want almonds?

551
00:24:07,877 --> 00:24:08,959
Ah...

552
00:24:09,084 --> 00:24:11,623
- You love almonds.
- I love almonds.

553
00:24:12,247 --> 00:24:14,744
Really failed on the meat,
then, huh?

554
00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,283
Meat fail.
Failed on the meat. It's OK.

555
00:24:17,408 --> 00:24:19,199
No. I will eat
Piña's meat.

556
00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:21,904
All your beautiful meat
will get eaten. I'm starving.

557
00:24:22,029 --> 00:24:23,486
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.

558
00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,110
It's totally... Hey, it's great.

559
00:24:25,234 --> 00:24:26,483
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

560
00:24:26,608 --> 00:24:28,107
Is there a bathroom I can use
before I...?

561
00:24:28,232 --> 00:24:29,688
It's this... that.

562
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:32,393
- Yeah. Thank you. It's lovely.
- Great. I just...

563
00:24:32,518 --> 00:24:34,516
Piña, what do you want to eat?

564
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,514
Whatever you want, I can get it.
I can order it.

565
00:24:36,681 --> 00:24:37,888
I can get it here so fast.

566
00:24:38,013 --> 00:24:39,511
Five minutes.
They come on a bike.

567
00:24:39,678 --> 00:24:41,260
Anything, any cuisine you like.

568
00:24:41,384 --> 00:24:42,800
- What do you like?
- She's fine.

569
00:24:42,967 --> 00:24:44,715
- I don't want anything.
- Yeah, she's good.

570
00:24:44,798 --> 00:24:46,005
But I don't understand

571
00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:49,293
how you put all of this together
so quickly.

572
00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,292
I mean, we only planned
this morning.

573
00:24:51,374 --> 00:24:54,330
- This is like magic.
- This morning? Really?

574
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:57,744
Was it? Or... I think yes...
yesterday morning.

575
00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,909
- Just this morning?
- This morning.

576
00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:00,824
- Not yesterday.
- Last... Last morning.

577
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,530
- This morning?
- Last morning.

578
00:25:02,613 --> 00:25:05,402
That's not an expression.
This morning. Happened today.

579
00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:07,608
Just because the days, they...
You know how they...

580
00:25:07,776 --> 00:25:09,024
They kind of
blur into one.

581
00:25:09,191 --> 00:25:10,897
- This morning.
- Yes.

582
00:25:11,022 --> 00:25:12,895
Are you cold?

583
00:25:13,020 --> 00:25:15,226
What are you doing?
What's happening right now?

584
00:25:15,310 --> 00:25:17,683
- What you doing right now?
- Am I OK?

585
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,388
I don't know.
Are you choking?

586
00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:22,510
I just feel a little...
Am I OK?

587
00:25:22,593 --> 00:25:23,802
Are you choking
right now?

588
00:25:23,967 --> 00:25:25,300
No, I...

589
00:25:26,007 --> 00:25:28,962
- I get a little...
- This happens a lot?

590
00:25:39,993 --> 00:25:42,199
It could be the beginning
of perimenopause.

591
00:25:42,324 --> 00:25:43,782
- What?
- Perimenopause?

592
00:25:43,907 --> 00:25:46,112
And it can be such
a challenging, horrible time...

593
00:25:46,237 --> 00:25:47,236
Holy shit.

594
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:48,818
...and last
more than ten years.

595
00:25:48,902 --> 00:25:50,733
- Oh, God.
- Oh, my God. Great!

596
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,314
Makes me so angry,

597
00:25:52,398 --> 00:25:54,687
how so many people still today

598
00:25:54,812 --> 00:25:57,309
talk about hot flashes
as the only problem.

599
00:25:57,393 --> 00:25:59,391
- I know.
- This is a serious,

600
00:25:59,515 --> 00:26:03,303
huge neuroendocrine change
that affects everything -

601
00:26:03,469 --> 00:26:07,008
memory, cardiovascular health,
metabolism -

602
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,505
and we are expected
just to deal with it.

603
00:26:09,589 --> 00:26:13,668
Just deal with depression,
anxiety, brain fog, insomnia.

604
00:26:13,793 --> 00:26:15,291
Mood swings.
Is that one of 'em?

605
00:26:16,249 --> 00:26:17,914
Yeah. Yeah.
Resentment towards your spouse.

606
00:26:18,038 --> 00:26:20,911
Overspending
on home goods and cheeses.

607
00:26:21,035 --> 00:26:23,117
Abundance of charcuterie.

608
00:26:24,699 --> 00:26:26,614
I knew you were gonna make
a joke about it.

609
00:26:26,739 --> 00:26:28,403
I am. I'm making a joke.
I thought...

610
00:26:28,527 --> 00:26:31,234
Let me explain it to you
in a different way.

611
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:32,983
OK.

612
00:26:34,481 --> 00:26:40,391
What if your testicles
shriveled up and died,

613
00:26:40,517 --> 00:26:44,679
and your empty ball sack
flopped around in the breeze

614
00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:48,967
for the next thirty years or so?

615
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,089
How would you like that?

616
00:26:52,505 --> 00:26:53,587
I wouldn't like that.

617
00:26:54,211 --> 00:26:56,625
- No. You wouldn't.
- No.

618
00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,789
- So, don't joke about it.
- OK. Copy that. I won't.

619
00:26:59,914 --> 00:27:01,120
I get it. I'm sorry.

620
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,035
Are you a doctor
or something like that?

621
00:27:04,201 --> 00:27:06,824
- I'm a psychotherapist.
- Ah.

622
00:27:06,990 --> 00:27:08,780
- And a sexologist.
- Oh.

623
00:27:08,905 --> 00:27:11,486
- "Sexologist"?
- And I also care about women.

624
00:27:11,611 --> 00:27:13,400
I, uh... care about women.

625
00:27:13,526 --> 00:27:17,313
Hey, they got, uh...
like, a whole music studio here.

626
00:27:17,813 --> 00:27:20,226
That's gonna...
That's gonna be bad.

627
00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:21,809
You the...
You the piano player?

628
00:27:21,892 --> 00:27:25,221
- No one plays that anymore.
- Really? It's so nice.

629
00:27:26,596 --> 00:27:28,094
No?

630
00:27:28,885 --> 00:27:30,300
Joe was in a band.

631
00:27:30,758 --> 00:27:32,798
- Oh, really? In a band?
- Yeah, in a band.

632
00:27:32,964 --> 00:27:34,088
- In a band?
- Mm-hmm.

633
00:27:34,212 --> 00:27:36,252
Do we know you, and we
just don't know we know you?

634
00:27:36,377 --> 00:27:37,876
- No. No, definitely not.
- Sure?

635
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,832
Yes, I'm positive. Yeah.

636
00:27:39,999 --> 00:27:41,289
They might.

637
00:27:41,415 --> 00:27:42,704
- Don't think so.
- No?

638
00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,412
Remember The Onslaught?

639
00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:46,410
- Yeah, The Onslaught.
- They had a song, uh...

640
00:27:46,535 --> 00:27:48,033
"One Girl".
It was very big.

641
00:27:48,116 --> 00:27:49,989
- "One Girl", yeah.
- It was really big in...

642
00:27:50,114 --> 00:27:51,779
Yeah, for one week.

643
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,110
- In two thousand and...
- 2008.

644
00:27:54,276 --> 00:27:56,274
- Yeah.
- Were you the girl?

645
00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,690
I was, I was.

646
00:27:57,814 --> 00:28:00,021
- Still is. Technically.
- Technically, still.

647
00:28:00,187 --> 00:28:03,308
Yes.
I was the girl.

648
00:28:03,393 --> 00:28:04,392
What kind of music?

649
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:07,389
Well, it's like
pop, punk, indie...

650
00:28:07,514 --> 00:28:09,802
It's, like... It's not, uh...
It's... It's a dead genre.

651
00:28:09,969 --> 00:28:12,092
- Can we listen to it?
- No.

652
00:28:13,091 --> 00:28:14,673
But, I mean...
You know, can we...

653
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:17,379
- Can you find it on Spotify?
- No.

654
00:28:17,504 --> 00:28:19,792
Do you ever play live?
We could come see you.

655
00:28:19,959 --> 00:28:21,790
Yeah, you kind of
missed that window

656
00:28:21,915 --> 00:28:24,205
by a few decades, unfortunately.

657
00:28:24,330 --> 00:28:26,620
Joe plays...
He actually teaches music now.

658
00:28:26,745 --> 00:28:28,326
- Yeah.
- Where?

659
00:28:28,409 --> 00:28:31,115
- East Bay.
- Like, Berkeley?

660
00:28:31,281 --> 00:28:35,319
No. East Bay Music.
It's a small conservatory.

661
00:28:36,276 --> 00:28:38,608
- It's an amazing school.
- It's fine. It's a fine school.

662
00:28:38,774 --> 00:28:40,397
You're a music professor?

663
00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:41,895
Associate.

664
00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:44,185
Wow.
That's really cool.

665
00:28:44,311 --> 00:28:45,767
It's fine.

666
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,013
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

667
00:28:49,097 --> 00:28:50,886
I'm sorry.

668
00:28:51,011 --> 00:28:52,469
What is the...

669
00:28:52,594 --> 00:28:55,591
- Oh, come on.
- Ah, la alfombra.

670
00:28:57,589 --> 00:28:58,754
What is going on here?

671
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:02,542
This rug.
Where'd you get it?

672
00:29:02,625 --> 00:29:04,498
He is obsessed
with carpets.

673
00:29:04,623 --> 00:29:05,913
Oh! So am I.

674
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:08,993
- I love rugs. Joe not so much.
- Not so much.

675
00:29:09,118 --> 00:29:11,616
More into credenza,
sconces, things like that.

676
00:29:14,530 --> 00:29:16,321
Holy shit,
I think it's a Heriz.

677
00:29:16,486 --> 00:29:17,819
No!

678
00:29:17,901 --> 00:29:19,525
- And it's...
- Where did you get this?

679
00:29:19,608 --> 00:29:22,190
- I got it at a flea market.
- A flea market? No, you didn't.

680
00:29:22,315 --> 00:29:23,521
- I did.
- No, you didn't.

681
00:29:23,604 --> 00:29:24,687
I just liked the colors.

682
00:29:24,812 --> 00:29:27,892
You did? Well, you found
a Van Gogh in a garage sale.

683
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:29,682
- I did?
- Wow, look at that!

684
00:29:29,807 --> 00:29:32,305
- But it's a rug, so...
- No, it's not.

685
00:29:32,470 --> 00:29:34,468
- It's a Heriz.
- It's a Heriz.

686
00:29:34,593 --> 00:29:36,008
Rug.

687
00:29:36,716 --> 00:29:38,257
Hmm.

688
00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:40,671
But you didn't pay
a fortune for this?

689
00:29:40,796 --> 00:29:41,795
I did not.

690
00:29:41,878 --> 00:29:43,169
- You swear?
- It's a rug.

691
00:29:43,294 --> 00:29:47,331
Wow. You have a gift. I mean...
And that's, like... wow!

692
00:29:47,996 --> 00:29:50,287
I wanna take off my clothes
and just lie naked on it.

693
00:29:50,412 --> 00:29:51,701
- Do it.
- Can you imagine

694
00:29:51,826 --> 00:29:53,824
the things this carpet has seen?

695
00:29:53,908 --> 00:29:56,530
- So many stories.
- It's really, like...

696
00:29:56,613 --> 00:29:57,820
really cut it.

697
00:29:57,987 --> 00:30:00,318
An incredible, incredible vibe.

698
00:30:00,402 --> 00:30:03,023
- Good energy.
- Wow!

699
00:30:03,190 --> 00:30:04,897
Really good energy.
Yeah.

700
00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:07,186
He did our entire apartment.

701
00:30:07,311 --> 00:30:09,393
It's so beautiful.
You have to come over.

702
00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:11,224
And we really mean it,
unlike you, Joe.

703
00:30:11,307 --> 00:30:12,597
Ha, ha, ha.
Very funny.

704
00:30:12,722 --> 00:30:14,471
Are you an interior designer
or something?

705
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,302
What?
Oh, thank you. No.

706
00:30:16,386 --> 00:30:17,800
No. He is a fireman.

707
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,508
Firefighter, we say.
Firefighter.

708
00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:21,006
You're a firefighter?

709
00:30:21,172 --> 00:30:23,004
You're not a...
You weren't a firefighter.

710
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,752
Yeah, he was a fire captain.

711
00:30:24,877 --> 00:30:27,000
- You were a fire captain?
- Captain Hawk?

712
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:29,123
- Captain Hawk. No, you weren't.
- Oh, my God.

713
00:30:29,289 --> 00:30:31,287
You're not Captain Hawk.
That's bullshit.

714
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,910
- Why?
- "Why"?

715
00:30:33,035 --> 00:30:34,617
You don't seem like
a firefighter.

716
00:30:34,742 --> 00:30:36,324
What does a firefighter
seem like?

717
00:30:36,407 --> 00:30:37,989
They're brawnier.
They're brawnier.

718
00:30:38,114 --> 00:30:39,695
- They have moustaches.
- What do you mean?

719
00:30:39,820 --> 00:30:42,026
- They're brawnier
- ¿Qué es eso de "brawny"?

720
00:30:42,110 --> 00:30:44,316
- Fuerte. Fuerte.
- More fuerte. More fuerte.

721
00:30:44,399 --> 00:30:45,606
He's very fuerte.

722
00:30:45,772 --> 00:30:48,104
He's pretty fuerte, although
he could be more fuerte.

723
00:30:48,229 --> 00:30:49,768
I don't know
if he's fireman fuerte.

724
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:51,226
I was more fuerte
in the beginning,

725
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,307
but I was, you know...

726
00:30:53,474 --> 00:30:56,720
I got to my pension.
I just decided I'd had enough

727
00:30:56,803 --> 00:31:01,382
and kind of gave up my hose
for the command job, and then...

728
00:31:01,507 --> 00:31:03,090
- Thank God.
- ...I retired

729
00:31:03,214 --> 00:31:05,794
and just started pursuing
my other interests

730
00:31:05,877 --> 00:31:08,625
- and new adventures.
- Now he's studying roofing.

731
00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,789
- Roofing. Beautiful.
- The adventure of roofing.

732
00:31:10,914 --> 00:31:14,120
- No, sorry. Rolfing. Rolfing.
- That's what I said.

733
00:31:14,244 --> 00:31:15,826
- Rolfing.
- Rolfing.

734
00:31:15,909 --> 00:31:17,200
- Say it again.
- No.

735
00:31:17,325 --> 00:31:19,281
Say it again.

736
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:24,775
You're a masseuse now.
That's cool.

737
00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,316
You gonna work
in the Four Seasons?

738
00:31:26,399 --> 00:31:28,522
No, no. Rolfing's a...

739
00:31:28,689 --> 00:31:31,020
It's a much deeper modality.

740
00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:35,307
It... It... It's challenging
for both parties, really.

741
00:31:35,473 --> 00:31:37,596
But, um... yeah, to be healing.

742
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:40,718
I'm almost certified.
You wanna jump on my table, Joe?

743
00:31:40,801 --> 00:31:43,216
Never in a million years.

744
00:31:45,463 --> 00:31:47,877
Yeah...
I really love you, Joe.

745
00:31:49,002 --> 00:31:50,542
What do you love about me, Hawk?

746
00:31:52,498 --> 00:31:55,287
I like how honest you are
about what you're feeling.

747
00:31:56,536 --> 00:31:59,117
Well,
in the pursuit of honesty...

748
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:00,781
Who wants a house tour?

749
00:32:00,907 --> 00:32:02,613
Would you like to see more?
There's so much more.

750
00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:03,778
- I do.
- Great.

751
00:32:03,904 --> 00:32:05,527
- Yeah. I definitely do.
- Yeah.

752
00:32:05,610 --> 00:32:08,275
I'm actually gonna smoke
a joint. I've seen the place.

753
00:32:08,399 --> 00:32:10,772
What? Now?
Joe! No!

754
00:32:10,897 --> 00:32:13,103
Can I come with you?

755
00:32:13,270 --> 00:32:14,893
- Really?
- Yeah. Can I?

756
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:19,305
- Sure. Totally.
- You gonna go up to the roof?

757
00:32:19,471 --> 00:32:22,468
I thought I'd just, you know,
maybe go in my office.

758
00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:24,383
That's cool, right? Unless
you have a problem with that.

759
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:26,173
- No. Yeah. Yeah.
- Cool. Right?

760
00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:28,712
- Cool. Yeah. Cool. Yeah.
- So, yeah. Yeah. Cool, right?

761
00:32:28,795 --> 00:32:31,127
- Cool. Yeah. Let's go.
- Uh...

762
00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:33,624
Do you wanna open a window
'cause... you know.

763
00:32:33,790 --> 00:32:35,123
- Yeah, sure.
- Great.

764
00:32:39,534 --> 00:32:41,033
A lot of stuff in here.

765
00:32:41,117 --> 00:32:43,780
What do you got
other than this?

766
00:32:43,905 --> 00:32:45,321
- You saw this.
- Copenhagen Designs.

767
00:32:45,487 --> 00:32:47,111
Oh, if you like...
Let's... Here.

768
00:32:47,236 --> 00:32:49,733
We'll start in here.
I wanna show you...

769
00:32:49,817 --> 00:32:53,105
- You spend a lot of time here.
- I do. You can tell?

770
00:32:53,230 --> 00:32:55,811
- Yes, I can.
- Yeah, it's...

771
00:32:55,977 --> 00:32:57,516
It's a little messy.
I'm usually...

772
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,890
um, you know,
usually alone in here.

773
00:33:05,259 --> 00:33:07,091
There you go.

774
00:33:08,090 --> 00:33:09,588
There you go.

775
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,295
But chaos...

776
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:13,126
Biggest sign of creativity.

777
00:33:13,293 --> 00:33:14,917
Really? Good. Great.

778
00:33:15,041 --> 00:33:17,496
It means you're focused
on more important things.

779
00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:19,494
Oh, you know, that's...

780
00:33:19,619 --> 00:33:21,743
That's how I like
to think of it. Not sure...

781
00:33:21,827 --> 00:33:23,825
Not sure Angela would
agree with that.

782
00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:27,196
She purges things.
Disgusting in here.

783
00:33:27,321 --> 00:33:30,318
I actually did
all of this grouting myself,

784
00:33:30,483 --> 00:33:32,691
which I love.
I... I find it meditative.

785
00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:34,230
Joe thinks I'm insane.

786
00:33:34,314 --> 00:33:36,812
And then the floor... I mean,
I'm sure this is something

787
00:33:36,978 --> 00:33:38,600
- you might have picked up.
- No.

788
00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:40,099
No?

789
00:33:40,224 --> 00:33:43,221
- Original ceramic penny tile.
- Wow.

790
00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:44,594
Anyway, that was

791
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,218
sort of similar
to what was there before.

792
00:33:46,302 --> 00:33:48,508
But that was kind of
what I was going for with the...

793
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:51,505
The whole theme was, um...
renovation without change,

794
00:33:51,672 --> 00:33:55,043
which I think I succeeded in,

795
00:33:55,209 --> 00:33:56,833
you know,
just to keep it original,

796
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,789
but with a new surface.

797
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:04,325
I mean, admittedly,
I know a lot less about tile

798
00:34:04,492 --> 00:34:06,282
than I've learned about rugs,

799
00:34:06,407 --> 00:34:08,905
and a lot of the bathrooms
that I've seen

800
00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:11,318
- have been on fire, so, my...
- Oh, no.

801
00:34:11,485 --> 00:34:13,026
...my relationship with them
was fleeting.

802
00:34:13,191 --> 00:34:14,815
But, um, I'd have just said

803
00:34:14,899 --> 00:34:18,021
this was an immaculately
preserved vintage...

804
00:34:19,810 --> 00:34:20,976
...bathroom.

805
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,389
Wow. Um, that's
what I was going for. That's...

806
00:34:24,514 --> 00:34:26,762
- You fooled me.
- Wow!

807
00:34:26,887 --> 00:34:29,884
- Oh! Facebook marketplace.
- Come on.

808
00:34:30,009 --> 00:34:32,007
The jamón is not...
is not jamón.

809
00:34:32,090 --> 00:34:34,379
- That's not jamón?
- No, it's really prosciutto.

810
00:34:34,504 --> 00:34:35,794
- It's prosciutto?
- Which is OK.

811
00:34:35,919 --> 00:34:37,751
It doesn't look like jamón.
It looks like prosciutto.

812
00:34:37,834 --> 00:34:39,290
But I didn't wanna
say anything.

813
00:34:39,415 --> 00:34:40,498
No, yeah, don't.

814
00:34:40,624 --> 00:34:42,122
If you told her
that wasn't jamón,

815
00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:44,410
she would commit suicide
in our dining room.

816
00:34:44,535 --> 00:34:45,909
I'm telling you that right now.

817
00:34:46,034 --> 00:34:48,323
She can't take it.
She could not take that.

818
00:34:48,406 --> 00:34:50,196
More?

819
00:34:51,778 --> 00:34:53,985
- You good?
- No, no.

820
00:34:54,110 --> 00:34:57,314
Like, I... I don't want more
because then...

821
00:34:57,397 --> 00:34:59,312
If I have more than one hit,

822
00:34:59,395 --> 00:35:02,102
I start counting objects,
and I can't stop,

823
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:04,183
and imagine what that
would be like in here.

824
00:35:04,307 --> 00:35:06,181
You start counting
objects?

825
00:35:06,305 --> 00:35:07,887
I've never heard of that.

826
00:35:08,012 --> 00:35:10,594
We'd lose you for the rest
of your life.

827
00:35:10,718 --> 00:35:11,883
Exactly.

828
00:35:12,008 --> 00:35:13,965
Exactly. What is this?

829
00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:16,588
It's...
It's for a xylophone.

830
00:35:16,753 --> 00:35:18,711
Exactly.
You figured it out.

831
00:35:18,835 --> 00:35:20,791
It's intuitive, ultimately.

832
00:35:20,916 --> 00:35:23,039
There's only one of those,
so you're OK.

833
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:25,244
Figured it out.

834
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:27,618
This is actually, um...

835
00:35:27,784 --> 00:35:32,488
This is where the two
apartments were combined.

836
00:35:32,613 --> 00:35:35,318
And you can just see the...
'cause it's a bit thicker there,

837
00:35:35,401 --> 00:35:37,899
that that's where they, um...

838
00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:40,896
where there used to be
a separation.

839
00:35:41,021 --> 00:35:43,019
- A wall.
- Wall!

840
00:35:43,186 --> 00:35:45,308
That was...
what they call a wall.

841
00:35:45,391 --> 00:35:47,098
The technical term is "wall".

842
00:35:47,223 --> 00:35:49,013
We literally
are just that much, so...

843
00:35:49,096 --> 00:35:50,303
Oh, right,
'cause you guys are...

844
00:35:50,386 --> 00:35:52,593
- Yeah, yeah. It's so lucky.
- Huh!

845
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,674
Well, so, this is Maggie's room,
and I actually did...

846
00:35:55,799 --> 00:35:57,088
I did all the stenciling,

847
00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:58,920
and she's probably
a little old for it now.

848
00:35:59,045 --> 00:36:00,544
I'm probably gonna
have to change it, but I...

849
00:36:00,710 --> 00:36:03,915
- No, it's cute.
- Yeah, it's... Yeah.

850
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:06,121
The carpeting is...

851
00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:08,036
- Oh!
- Wow.

852
00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,325
- Oh.
- God. That's so good.

853
00:36:10,409 --> 00:36:13,322
- Oh!
- Is that, like, Larry Salton?

854
00:36:13,489 --> 00:36:15,903
Oh, no. No. No, no.
That... That is me.

855
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:20,607
- You took it?
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

856
00:36:20,732 --> 00:36:22,979
Wow! Do you work
as a photographer?

857
00:36:23,104 --> 00:36:24,603
No.

858
00:36:24,728 --> 00:36:27,017
No, I went to art school,
like, a million years ago,

859
00:36:27,183 --> 00:36:29,598
and I got a degree
I did literally nothing with,

860
00:36:29,765 --> 00:36:31,471
and that is from then.

861
00:36:31,596 --> 00:36:34,301
I mean, I think...
you know, you...

862
00:36:34,801 --> 00:36:36,799
Your creativity
is all over this place.

863
00:36:36,965 --> 00:36:38,756
I think you're really talented.

864
00:36:40,254 --> 00:36:41,628
Thank you.

865
00:36:41,794 --> 00:36:43,126
What about this?

866
00:36:43,292 --> 00:36:46,498
Oh, that's, no, 'cause that...
That's the bedroom, which is...

867
00:36:46,623 --> 00:36:48,287
- What's going on in here?
- Yeah.

868
00:36:48,413 --> 00:36:50,119
No, I know, I didn't...
I didn't...

869
00:36:50,285 --> 00:36:52,991
It's... not part of the tour.

870
00:36:53,116 --> 00:36:56,238
- It's a pretty important room.
- Yeah... Yeah.

871
00:36:56,322 --> 00:36:57,820
Yes. He is a fireman.

872
00:36:57,903 --> 00:36:59,693
He's really
a fireman? Yeah.

873
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:02,107
How long
have you been with him?

874
00:37:02,232 --> 00:37:05,229
Uh... one year.
A little less than one year.

875
00:37:05,313 --> 00:37:06,811
- One year. That's it?
- Mm.

876
00:37:06,977 --> 00:37:08,268
Oh, wow.

877
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:10,015
Would've thought longer.

878
00:37:12,013 --> 00:37:14,095
I was married before.

879
00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,885
- Really?
- Yeah.

880
00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:17,092
Interesting.

881
00:37:17,259 --> 00:37:20,089
How did you meet the fireman?

882
00:37:20,214 --> 00:37:22,254
He was my patient.

883
00:37:22,338 --> 00:37:24,043
He was your patient?

884
00:37:24,210 --> 00:37:26,749
And then you started dating him?

885
00:37:26,833 --> 00:37:28,039
Piña!

886
00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:31,203
This was Joe's parents' house.

887
00:37:31,828 --> 00:37:33,117
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

888
00:37:33,243 --> 00:37:34,825
- He grew up here?
- He grew up here.

889
00:37:34,950 --> 00:37:38,405
Yeah. He was conceived
right here.

890
00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:40,445
- On this bed?
- No. No, no, different bed.

891
00:37:40,528 --> 00:37:42,526
- Oh, good. Yeah.
- Different mattress.

892
00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:44,690
- Different bed.
- Parental fluids is, like,

893
00:37:44,815 --> 00:37:46,397
a little bit too intimate,
maybe.

894
00:37:46,522 --> 00:37:48,936
I mean, he hates...
hates people knowing this,

895
00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,642
- so don't...
- Why?

896
00:37:50,725 --> 00:37:53,015
Because, I mean, we could
never in a million years

897
00:37:53,139 --> 00:37:55,221
afford this place.

898
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:58,218
No shame in that. Like, nobody
in America can afford anything.

899
00:37:58,385 --> 00:38:00,632
Yeah, but he just...
He really...

900
00:38:00,715 --> 00:38:02,381
- It's a bit... eezzz!
- That's crazy.

901
00:38:02,506 --> 00:38:05,045
- Yeah, it's not a...
- It's such a gift. I mean...

902
00:38:05,211 --> 00:38:07,625
- Just...
- Well, that's what I think.

903
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,955
- Make it positive, you know?
- Yeah.

904
00:38:11,121 --> 00:38:15,243
Be grateful and lean into it.
Make it your own, you know?

905
00:38:15,326 --> 00:38:17,199
- Yeah.
- So much pleasure in that.

906
00:38:17,324 --> 00:38:18,656
Yeah...

907
00:38:18,739 --> 00:38:20,155
Yeah.

908
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,690
Can I ask you something?

909
00:38:26,232 --> 00:38:27,523
Sure.

910
00:38:27,648 --> 00:38:29,686
I just... I have a...

911
00:38:29,811 --> 00:38:31,726
I have a decision to make,
and I...

912
00:38:31,809 --> 00:38:34,224
I feel like you might be able
to help me make it.

913
00:38:34,391 --> 00:38:36,222
I mean, if I can, yeah.

914
00:38:37,513 --> 00:38:39,177
Wait, did you
leave your husband for Hawk?

915
00:38:39,302 --> 00:38:41,799
- Is that what happened?
- No, no, no. I didn't.

916
00:38:41,924 --> 00:38:45,255
That relationship was over
when I met him.

917
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:53,164
How did you know
that, uh... it was over,

918
00:38:53,247 --> 00:38:54,454
if you don't mind me asking?

919
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:58,242
'Cause we stopped having sex,
then we stopped talking.

920
00:38:58,325 --> 00:39:00,947
Then we were strangers.

921
00:39:01,946 --> 00:39:05,900
People... people forget
that they deserve more.

922
00:39:06,026 --> 00:39:09,314
You know?
They start living on <i>migajas.</i>

923
00:39:10,313 --> 00:39:12,728
- Crumbs.
- Crumbs. Yeah.

924
00:39:12,893 --> 00:39:15,725
And I cannot live like that.
I'd rather die.

925
00:39:15,890 --> 00:39:19,222
I think you really
just have to listen to

926
00:39:19,387 --> 00:39:21,427
what is your heart
kind of pulling you toward,

927
00:39:21,594 --> 00:39:23,675
what vision of yourself?

928
00:39:24,923 --> 00:39:26,297
You know?

929
00:39:26,422 --> 00:39:29,253
I mean, do you see yourself
walking on a cold beach

930
00:39:29,419 --> 00:39:32,749
alone with the wind in your face
and the clarity of that?

931
00:39:32,832 --> 00:39:37,661
Or sitting on a southern porch
in the heat,

932
00:39:37,744 --> 00:39:40,242
holding hands and getting old...

933
00:39:42,905 --> 00:39:44,529
...or...

934
00:39:45,736 --> 00:39:49,108
...sitting in a Copenhagen café
with a stranger?

935
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,938
I'd go with Copenhagen.

936
00:39:53,104 --> 00:39:54,811
I feel the same way. I...

937
00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:57,724
For some reason,
I knew that you would feel that.

938
00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:59,931
It seems so clear

939
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:01,929
now that we're here
looking at it. I, uh...

940
00:40:02,012 --> 00:40:03,677
You're so right. It's...

941
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,217
It was right there
the whole time.

942
00:40:05,383 --> 00:40:06,632
God! Thank you.

943
00:40:06,715 --> 00:40:09,546
- You didn't need an opinion.
- I did, though. I needed you.

944
00:40:09,671 --> 00:40:11,045
- You just needed...
- No, you don't understand.

945
00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,750
It's been months of this.
I've been tortured, and...

946
00:40:13,917 --> 00:40:16,165
You just needed someone to
tell you what you already knew.

947
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:17,454
Yeah.

948
00:40:17,538 --> 00:40:19,245
Joe just...

949
00:40:19,328 --> 00:40:22,117
He thinks they all look
the same. He... yeah.

950
00:40:22,242 --> 00:40:25,156
- Is... Is he color blind?
- He might be.

951
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,404
- That man's name is Hawk.
- Shh!

952
00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:30,317
There's worse birds.
Could've been worse.

953
00:40:30,441 --> 00:40:32,190
Just know that
at the end of the day -

954
00:40:32,315 --> 00:40:35,437
of all the birds,
it's a pretty cool one.

955
00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:37,809
"What is your name?"
"My name is Pigeon."

956
00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,933
"I'm Pigeon."

957
00:40:40,099 --> 00:40:42,638
Shh! No, I...

958
00:40:43,803 --> 00:40:46,426
Please, this is torture.
I cannot laugh at his name.

959
00:40:46,592 --> 00:40:48,299
I'm sorry. How dare I?

960
00:40:48,424 --> 00:40:49,840
"This is my boyfriend, Pelican.

961
00:40:49,965 --> 00:40:51,213
"He's a sweetheart."

962
00:40:51,338 --> 00:40:53,336
And I grabbed a tank,
and I went back in,

963
00:40:53,461 --> 00:40:54,960
and the dog was
where they said it would be.

964
00:40:55,126 --> 00:40:56,458
And that's when I ran out of air

965
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:58,039
because I had grabbed
an empty tank.

966
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,830
Oh, God! Oh, no.

967
00:40:59,955 --> 00:41:01,828
Yeah. So, I just...
I sucked a lot of smoke,

968
00:41:01,953 --> 00:41:04,450
and I burned my lungs
and my throat.

969
00:41:04,616 --> 00:41:06,530
Oh, wow. Wow.

970
00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:09,403
- And then it was time to quit.
- Yeah.

971
00:41:09,527 --> 00:41:10,693
Yeah, yeah.

972
00:41:10,819 --> 00:41:12,942
But... you know what?

973
00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:17,395
Life's been so expansive
since then

974
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,226
that I kind of can't believe

975
00:41:20,309 --> 00:41:22,140
that I did it
as long as I did it.

976
00:41:23,306 --> 00:41:26,012
And now... rugs.

977
00:41:26,178 --> 00:41:27,510
- Rugs.
- Rugs.

978
00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:29,217
Yeah.

979
00:41:30,424 --> 00:41:33,129
- I love them so much.
- I love them, too.

980
00:41:33,254 --> 00:41:34,920
- It's a problem.
- Yeah, I know.

981
00:41:35,045 --> 00:41:38,208
'Cause I...
I just want all of them.

982
00:41:38,333 --> 00:41:40,331
- I want all... the rugs.
- ...the rugs.

983
00:41:42,537 --> 00:41:44,452
- Same.
- Yeah.

984
00:41:47,656 --> 00:41:49,612
Have you...

985
00:41:49,738 --> 00:41:51,320
Have you got tequila?

986
00:41:51,445 --> 00:41:53,650
Do... I do have tequila!
I have.

987
00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:54,817
- Would you like some?
- Yeah.

988
00:41:54,942 --> 00:41:57,023
- Yes. OK. Yeah. Yeah.
- Please. I mean...

989
00:41:57,147 --> 00:41:58,396
- They're smoking a joint.
- Right?

990
00:41:58,521 --> 00:42:00,519
- We better catch up, right?
- Yeah.

991
00:42:03,724 --> 00:42:06,430
I'm just gonna go
to the bathroom real quick.

992
00:42:13,132 --> 00:42:14,255
These are beautiful!

993
00:42:14,338 --> 00:42:15,754
Thanks.
They're silly. They're old.

994
00:42:15,837 --> 00:42:17,544
- They're, uh...
- No, they are beautiful.

995
00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:19,250
- They are interesting.
- Thank you.

996
00:42:19,417 --> 00:42:21,166
- Yeah. Appreciate it.
- Look, I have this one.

997
00:42:21,248 --> 00:42:22,830
Oh, wow, nice! Sun.

998
00:42:22,955 --> 00:42:24,245
I... I have this one.

999
00:42:39,648 --> 00:42:42,394
- Sorry, I want you to see...
- Take your time.

1000
00:42:42,519 --> 00:42:45,391
They're two in one, or... Yeah.

1001
00:42:46,515 --> 00:42:49,221
- Oh, wow!
- OK. What is that?

1002
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,677
- It's two birds.
- Piña and Hawk.

1003
00:42:51,801 --> 00:42:55,132
Piña and Hawk.
Look at the that! That's nice.

1004
00:42:55,215 --> 00:42:57,545
I like that.

1005
00:43:00,168 --> 00:43:02,540
So, when did you get them?

1006
00:43:02,708 --> 00:43:05,205
- When you were in that band?
- I did, yeah.

1007
00:43:05,329 --> 00:43:06,828
Pretty old. Long time ago.

1008
00:43:06,953 --> 00:43:08,744
Twenty...
Twenty years ago, maybe.

1009
00:43:22,146 --> 00:43:23,436
- That's, uh...
- Oh!

1010
00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:24,935
- Yeah.
- Wow.

1011
00:43:25,018 --> 00:43:27,432
You know, um...
you should replace this.

1012
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:28,682
It's really dangerous.

1013
00:43:28,807 --> 00:43:30,805
This old single-pane stuff.

1014
00:43:30,929 --> 00:43:33,510
It'll shatter
with even a little bit of heat.

1015
00:43:33,635 --> 00:43:35,217
Oh, there's no risk of that.

1016
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:39,462
This is a very cold apartment.
There's not a lot of...

1017
00:43:39,629 --> 00:43:41,960
- Mm.
- There's not a lot of heat.

1018
00:43:42,126 --> 00:43:43,750
You never know.

1019
00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,247
- Tequila.
- Tequila.

1020
00:43:46,413 --> 00:43:47,621
- Yeah.
- Yes. Tequila.

1021
00:43:49,952 --> 00:43:51,826
Can you do something for me?

1022
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,447
Probably. Yeah.

1023
00:43:55,530 --> 00:43:57,028
Please play something.

1024
00:43:57,195 --> 00:43:59,234
One song. Just one.

1025
00:43:59,401 --> 00:44:01,607
I love music. Please.

1026
00:44:05,145 --> 00:44:08,309
- Please.
- I...

1027
00:44:08,434 --> 00:44:10,098
I... I should check on Angela.

1028
00:44:10,223 --> 00:44:12,305
Make sure she didn't forget
how to breathe.

1029
00:44:12,431 --> 00:44:13,512
You know what I mean?

1030
00:44:15,093 --> 00:44:17,800
Joe, have you met
the new neighbors?

1031
00:44:17,925 --> 00:44:20,630
Yeah... They're really cool,
actually. Yeah.

1032
00:44:20,755 --> 00:44:23,252
They, uh... make no small talk
whatsoever in the elevator.

1033
00:44:23,420 --> 00:44:25,250
- They talk with us.
- Oh, they do?

1034
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,957
I bet they do.
That's shocking.

1035
00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:28,955
They're pretty sweet
when you get to know 'em.

1036
00:44:29,038 --> 00:44:30,454
Joe, put on some music.

1037
00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:31,952
Yeah! Putting it on.

1038
00:44:32,035 --> 00:44:34,741
Uh, yeah, what kind of music
are you into, Hawk?

1039
00:44:35,698 --> 00:44:37,030
Like... what is Sade?

1040
00:44:37,155 --> 00:44:38,529
- "What is Sade"?
- She loves that.

1041
00:44:39,153 --> 00:44:41,234
Sexy-world-funk.

1042
00:44:41,402 --> 00:44:42,608
- That's not jazz?
- No!

1043
00:44:42,733 --> 00:44:44,148
No, that's not jazz.

1044
00:44:44,231 --> 00:44:45,897
I mean,
there's a lot of saxophones.

1045
00:44:46,021 --> 00:44:48,519
No, Sade is not jazz.
Are you kidding me?

1046
00:44:48,644 --> 00:44:51,099
- It's like...
- Well, listen, then...

1047
00:44:51,224 --> 00:44:52,516
Metallica and Judas Priest.

1048
00:44:52,681 --> 00:44:54,304
You don't know
any jazz at all?

1049
00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:57,427
- Oh, who doesn't love Sade?
- I really wanna learn.

1050
00:44:57,511 --> 00:44:59,216
Where should I start?

1051
00:44:59,299 --> 00:45:01,547
Miles Davis.
John Coltrane. Dizzy Gillespie.

1052
00:45:01,672 --> 00:45:03,338
Miles with the cheeks
that go out?

1053
00:45:03,463 --> 00:45:04,919
Actually, I feel
like at this point in your life,

1054
00:45:05,044 --> 00:45:07,417
you have to work harder
to not know who Miles Davis is

1055
00:45:07,542 --> 00:45:09,040
- than to know who he is.
- Oh! Oh!

1056
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:11,538
He-Hey! Literally,
look what I just pulled.

1057
00:45:11,704 --> 00:45:12,953
No, no, no.

1058
00:45:13,119 --> 00:45:15,742
- You have to play it.
- Can we play just a...

1059
00:45:15,908 --> 00:45:17,532
- "One Girl."
- Play it. Play it.

1060
00:45:17,698 --> 00:45:19,447
Come on. This is
your love story right here.

1061
00:45:19,613 --> 00:45:20,612
No! No, no, no, no.

1062
00:45:20,778 --> 00:45:22,235
- Yes, I want to hear it.
- Don't put it on.

1063
00:45:22,319 --> 00:45:23,526
- Come on.
- Don't put it on.

1064
00:45:23,692 --> 00:45:25,441
- Just give us a taste.
- Don't put it on!

1065
00:45:25,607 --> 00:45:27,730
We've got the artist,
and we've got the girl.

1066
00:45:29,936 --> 00:45:31,684
- No?
- No.

1067
00:45:32,641 --> 00:45:34,432
Hey, sorry.

1068
00:45:36,305 --> 00:45:38,135
I'm sorry.

1069
00:45:39,218 --> 00:45:41,133
You know what? Um...

1070
00:45:41,216 --> 00:45:43,048
We actually shouldn't
listen to music right now.

1071
00:45:43,172 --> 00:45:44,671
There's something I've been
wanting to talk to you about.

1072
00:45:44,754 --> 00:45:46,545
Oh, my God.
You have to try this.

1073
00:45:48,418 --> 00:45:49,833
- Wow!
- Isn't that good?

1074
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:51,040
Oh, my God.

1075
00:45:51,164 --> 00:45:52,955
- It's incredible.
- I can't be objective,

1076
00:45:53,038 --> 00:45:54,245
but my flan is the best.

1077
00:45:54,329 --> 00:45:56,951
- It's unbelievable.
- Like a silky crack cocaine.

1078
00:45:57,117 --> 00:45:58,616
It's so good.
And it melts in your mouth.

1079
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,156
Yeah, it's so delicious.

1080
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:03,028
- Anyway, I was about to say...
- No! My God! Have more! Mm!

1081
00:46:03,153 --> 00:46:06,108
Second bite is when it really
just... settles in,

1082
00:46:06,233 --> 00:46:08,398
- just slides down.
- It's great. Look, anyway...

1083
00:46:08,523 --> 00:46:10,604
God, it's got such sauce in it!

1084
00:46:10,728 --> 00:46:12,810
- I need to talk to you about...
- Let's have shots, right?

1085
00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:15,184
Should we do shots?
I think we should have a toast.

1086
00:46:15,308 --> 00:46:16,307
- Sure.
- Yes.

1087
00:46:16,432 --> 00:46:17,639
I think shots for everybody.

1088
00:46:18,181 --> 00:46:19,928
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1089
00:46:20,094 --> 00:46:23,633
Anyway, the noise
has been a thing that...

1090
00:46:23,757 --> 00:46:25,464
...we want to apologize for.

1091
00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:28,336
Because it's been loud,
and it took longer...

1092
00:46:28,461 --> 00:46:30,958
It took longer than we thought,
and you guys have been so kind,

1093
00:46:31,042 --> 00:46:35,121
and we just wanted to say
thank you and sorry.

1094
00:46:35,247 --> 00:46:37,951
- You're so nice. Look...
- Yes.

1095
00:46:38,035 --> 00:46:39,243
- We're all neighbors...
- Yes.

1096
00:46:39,325 --> 00:46:41,947
- ...and we really...
- Salud.

1097
00:46:42,115 --> 00:46:44,238
And gracias.

1098
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:47,941
We're just so happy that
you invited us and grateful.

1099
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:51,189
And actually,
we also have something

1100
00:46:51,313 --> 00:46:52,729
we wanted to talk to you about.

1101
00:46:52,895 --> 00:46:55,227
You also want to talk to us?
That's a funny coincidence.

1102
00:46:55,309 --> 00:46:57,142
We both had things
we wanted to say to each other.

1103
00:46:57,225 --> 00:46:59,098
- It's nothing bad. Nothing bad.
- No?

1104
00:46:59,223 --> 00:47:01,304
I think something's
on Joe's mind.

1105
00:47:01,428 --> 00:47:03,718
I do have something on my mind.
I actually do.

1106
00:47:03,801 --> 00:47:05,466
I feel like since we came...

1107
00:47:05,633 --> 00:47:06,964
You guys have something.

1108
00:47:07,132 --> 00:47:08,920
No, they have something to say.
You guys should go.

1109
00:47:09,045 --> 00:47:11,959
- Say it. We're all friends.
- No, you first!

1110
00:47:13,167 --> 00:47:16,705
You are the guests,
and you should go first.

1111
00:47:16,830 --> 00:47:18,620
You guys go,
and then I'll go right after.

1112
00:47:18,745 --> 00:47:20,202
I don't care.
It doesn't matter to me.

1113
00:47:20,327 --> 00:47:23,241
All right. Well, um...
we wanted to apologize.

1114
00:47:23,406 --> 00:47:24,405
Yes.

1115
00:47:24,530 --> 00:47:26,902
- You wanted to apologize?
- To us?

1116
00:47:27,028 --> 00:47:28,027
For what?

1117
00:47:28,194 --> 00:47:30,025
We feel
we might have bothered you.

1118
00:47:30,150 --> 00:47:31,732
- Bothered us?
- On more than...

1119
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:33,730
more than one occasion,
actually.

1120
00:47:33,813 --> 00:47:35,395
What? When?

1121
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:38,932
Um... at night, usually,
and specifically,

1122
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:41,306
and sometimes
late in the night.

1123
00:47:41,430 --> 00:47:42,804
What?

1124
00:47:43,304 --> 00:47:45,010
- Hmm...
- When we have sex.

1125
00:47:46,009 --> 00:47:48,341
- You?
- Yes.

1126
00:47:48,465 --> 00:47:51,338
- We... We do have sex a lot.
- A lot.

1127
00:47:51,462 --> 00:47:53,044
Yeah. I mean... yeah.

1128
00:47:53,169 --> 00:47:56,333
And we really try
to keep it down,

1129
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,039
but sometimes...

1130
00:47:58,705 --> 00:48:00,245
- Lately...
- Lately, it's been...

1131
00:48:00,412 --> 00:48:04,033
It's been really impossible
not to lose control.

1132
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,531
Even for a fireman.

1133
00:48:05,698 --> 00:48:07,737
- A firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1134
00:48:07,904 --> 00:48:09,236
We know we've been too loud,

1135
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,816
and we know it was intrusive,
and we're sorry.

1136
00:48:12,942 --> 00:48:15,022
And we're gonna be...

1137
00:48:15,147 --> 00:48:16,645
- more conscientious.
- Yes.

1138
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,810
- Better neighbors.
- Oh, my God. No.

1139
00:48:18,936 --> 00:48:21,598
You guys don't have...
No! We have not heard anything.

1140
00:48:21,723 --> 00:48:23,721
Honestly,
we haven't heard anything.

1141
00:48:23,888 --> 00:48:26,802
We... It hasn't even...
What? Right, Joe?

1142
00:48:26,928 --> 00:48:29,466
We haven't heard anything,
right?

1143
00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:39,248
No, we actually haven't heard
anything, so...

1144
00:48:39,415 --> 00:48:42,162
No need to apologize. I...
I sleep like a log, you know?

1145
00:48:42,245 --> 00:48:44,243
- Log...
- Yeah.

1146
00:48:45,242 --> 00:48:47,240
- Joe.
- What?

1147
00:48:47,948 --> 00:48:49,946
- Joe?
- Yes?

1148
00:48:51,403 --> 00:48:52,734
Joe...

1149
00:48:52,902 --> 00:48:55,149
What?

1150
00:48:57,646 --> 00:48:59,436
What, Hawk?

1151
00:48:59,602 --> 00:49:00,935
- Joe.
- What?

1152
00:49:01,019 --> 00:49:02,724
- Don't... don't lie.
- Not lying.

1153
00:49:02,892 --> 00:49:04,722
Joe, you've been
telling the truth all night.

1154
00:49:04,805 --> 00:49:06,513
I... I love
when you tell the truth.

1155
00:49:06,637 --> 00:49:08,386
I... I love it. Tell the truth.

1156
00:49:08,511 --> 00:49:10,217
Telling the truth.
What do you want from me?

1157
00:49:10,342 --> 00:49:11,841
- You're not telling the truth.
- I am telling the truth.

1158
00:49:11,966 --> 00:49:13,671
- Joe.
- What?

1159
00:49:14,629 --> 00:49:17,252
- We know. It bothers you.
- It doesn't bother me.

1160
00:49:17,335 --> 00:49:20,041
It doesn't. Look... Don't...
I hate to burst your bubble.

1161
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:22,163
Maybe your sex isn't
as explosive as you think it is

1162
00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:23,745
'cause I've never heard it,
OK?

1163
00:49:23,829 --> 00:49:25,036
Joe, we know.

1164
00:49:25,202 --> 00:49:28,033
You knocked on our door
during the night.

1165
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:29,240
Joe!

1166
00:49:29,323 --> 00:49:32,736
- You were pounding on our door.
- No, I didn't.

1167
00:49:32,903 --> 00:49:35,234
We saw you.
We have a ring camera.

1168
00:49:35,942 --> 00:49:37,398
No. No, you don't.

1169
00:49:37,523 --> 00:49:38,688
- It's hidden.
- Where?

1170
00:49:38,814 --> 00:49:40,063
-In our <i>mirilla.</i>
<i>-</i> What's a midea?

1171
00:49:40,146 --> 00:49:41,811
- In our peephole.
- The peephole.

1172
00:49:41,936 --> 00:49:44,184
- They don't make that.
- It's a ring peephole.

1173
00:49:44,308 --> 00:49:46,598
- That's not a thing.
- It's a new thing.

1174
00:49:46,722 --> 00:49:48,512
- When did that come out?
- A peephole ring.

1175
00:49:48,637 --> 00:49:50,219
Show him.

1176
00:49:50,302 --> 00:49:52,467
- Show him. Do you wanna see it?
- I don't need to see it.

1177
00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:54,840
It sends an alert
through the app to our phone,

1178
00:49:54,965 --> 00:49:58,544
and, um... you know, it flags it
if it senses aggression,

1179
00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:00,210
and so it spooked us at first.

1180
00:50:00,334 --> 00:50:02,248
But look, um... there.

1181
00:50:02,332 --> 00:50:03,956
There he comes.

1182
00:50:04,039 --> 00:50:05,745
Maybe it's grainy footage
and you think it's me.

1183
00:50:05,912 --> 00:50:09,034
It's 4K. It's not misty at all.
Look, look.

1184
00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:11,032
Someone that looks like me,
but... Oh, shit!

1185
00:50:11,199 --> 00:50:12,447
Yeah.

1186
00:50:13,030 --> 00:50:14,737
Sorry, Joe.

1187
00:50:15,319 --> 00:50:16,735
He almost walked away,

1188
00:50:16,901 --> 00:50:18,108
- but...
- You can turn it off.

1189
00:50:18,233 --> 00:50:20,231
I can't believe you.
I cannot believe you!

1190
00:50:20,314 --> 00:50:22,729
Well, but it's good.
It was three in the morning.

1191
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,308
You were so polite that you
stopped to heed and listen...

1192
00:50:26,433 --> 00:50:28,431
- What are you doing?
- ...closely.

1193
00:50:28,514 --> 00:50:32,011
- But then, uh...
- Oh, my God. Joe!

1194
00:50:32,136 --> 00:50:33,842
Someone left packages
in the hall.

1195
00:50:33,967 --> 00:50:35,840
- Oh, my God!
- We thought you broke an arm,

1196
00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:37,756
and you had to be
full of bruises.

1197
00:50:37,922 --> 00:50:39,545
Just turn it o...
Turn it... Look!

1198
00:50:39,712 --> 00:50:41,918
OK, you know what?
Yes! Yes!

1199
00:50:42,043 --> 00:50:43,541
I banged on your door

1200
00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:45,955
because you people are fucking
like monsters over there.

1201
00:50:46,122 --> 00:50:48,162
What are you doing?
What are you trying to prove?

1202
00:50:48,245 --> 00:50:50,201
Are you trying to win a contest
or something?

1203
00:50:50,326 --> 00:50:51,825
It's incredibly inconsiderate!

1204
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:53,657
What are you doing?
Don't say that.

1205
00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:55,613
Don't speak to them that way.
I'm so sorry.

1206
00:50:55,738 --> 00:50:57,443
Our daughter can hear it.
Did you know that?

1207
00:50:57,611 --> 00:50:58,818
She can hear it.

1208
00:50:58,942 --> 00:51:00,899
And I've been telling her you're
moving furniture up there,

1209
00:51:01,024 --> 00:51:03,437
and she knows it's not true.
She's onto me.

1210
00:51:03,521 --> 00:51:06,310
We spend
so much time and energy

1211
00:51:06,434 --> 00:51:08,725
talking about
your fucking orgasms.

1212
00:51:08,808 --> 00:51:10,015
It's ridiculous.

1213
00:51:12,013 --> 00:51:15,093
- You talk about my orgasms?
- Yes, but not as a bad thing.

1214
00:51:15,260 --> 00:51:17,465
They're not bad.
They're great. I love them.

1215
00:51:18,215 --> 00:51:20,755
Really?
You love my orgasms?

1216
00:51:20,838 --> 00:51:22,211
I do. I love them.

1217
00:51:22,336 --> 00:51:24,042
- She really does.
- I do. I think they're great.

1218
00:51:24,209 --> 00:51:25,540
- We talk about them constantly.
- They're amazing.

1219
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:26,915
She especially likes
the growler.

1220
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:29,746
Are you the growler, Piña?
'Cause she loves the growler.

1221
00:51:29,829 --> 00:51:32,243
No, no, no, no.
No, Piña's not a growler.

1222
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,530
Oh, you're...
You're the growler?

1223
00:51:36,655 --> 00:51:38,028
No.

1224
00:51:38,195 --> 00:51:40,693
- Uh...
- It's Vanessa.

1225
00:51:40,818 --> 00:51:43,523
Vanessa is the growler.

1226
00:51:43,648 --> 00:51:45,313
Vanessa?

1227
00:51:45,438 --> 00:51:48,810
Vanessa...
Wait, who's Vanessa?

1228
00:51:48,935 --> 00:51:50,016
- A friend.
- Oh, yeah.

1229
00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:53,430
Kai is a pretty big guy,
and he does breathe heavily.

1230
00:51:53,513 --> 00:51:58,342
That could be what you're
calling animalistic noises.

1231
00:51:58,467 --> 00:52:00,131
- Kai.
- Kai is...

1232
00:52:00,256 --> 00:52:01,922
- Who's Kai?
- Another friend.

1233
00:52:02,046 --> 00:52:04,461
Oh, Kai's another friend.
Vanessa and Kai.

1234
00:52:04,627 --> 00:52:07,749
Vanessa lives
in Nevada City with Kai.

1235
00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,331
Are you fucking with us
right now?

1236
00:52:09,456 --> 00:52:11,329
Is this a joke? Are you guys
fucking around with us?

1237
00:52:11,455 --> 00:52:13,535
Is this what you're whispering
to each other in Spanish?

1238
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:18,322
No. We know you are upset,
and you have every right to be.

1239
00:52:18,448 --> 00:52:20,820
We've had a few parties.

1240
00:52:20,945 --> 00:52:22,818
Things have gotten
a little more crazy.

1241
00:52:22,943 --> 00:52:24,232
Out of hand.

1242
00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:26,647
Parties...
Like, cocktail parties?

1243
00:52:26,730 --> 00:52:28,812
Soirées?
What are you talking about?

1244
00:52:28,937 --> 00:52:30,726
- What parties?
- Sex parties.

1245
00:52:30,893 --> 00:52:32,933
- Oh...
- Sex parties!

1246
00:52:33,098 --> 00:52:35,014
- Right. That's like, uh...
- Parties where people...

1247
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:37,094
- ...have sex.
- ...have sex with each other.

1248
00:52:37,219 --> 00:52:39,052
- Sex.
- I think...

1249
00:52:39,176 --> 00:52:42,964
that's the commonly understood
definition of a sex party.

1250
00:52:43,130 --> 00:52:44,712
It's the only one
I can think of. Honestly.

1251
00:52:44,837 --> 00:52:46,461
I can't think of another one.

1252
00:52:46,545 --> 00:52:48,459
And we really apologize.

1253
00:52:48,543 --> 00:52:50,457
No. What?
No, you don't have to.

1254
00:52:50,623 --> 00:52:53,413
That's not...
No, we're not judging.

1255
00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:56,118
That's... You don't...
Joe, where's that J?

1256
00:52:56,700 --> 00:52:58,698
- That J?
- The J you were...

1257
00:52:58,865 --> 00:53:00,614
- Did you leave that in there?
- The J? I...

1258
00:53:00,780 --> 00:53:02,570
- It is in my office.
- OK, I'll help you.

1259
00:53:02,694 --> 00:53:04,317
Why don't you come with me to...

1260
00:53:04,402 --> 00:53:06,608
- Yeah, no problem.
- ...to get that J? Yeah.

1261
00:53:07,399 --> 00:53:09,896
Oh, my God!

1262
00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:12,268
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1263
00:53:12,394 --> 00:53:13,892
This is amazing.

1264
00:53:13,975 --> 00:53:15,765
They're having sex parties
up there.

1265
00:53:15,890 --> 00:53:17,971
I was right.
That wasn't normal sex.

1266
00:53:18,096 --> 00:53:19,844
You knew it. You knew it.

1267
00:53:19,969 --> 00:53:22,092
They are fucking
like monsters up there.

1268
00:53:22,216 --> 00:53:23,508
They actually are.

1269
00:53:23,633 --> 00:53:25,006
Kai, Vanessa...

1270
00:53:25,131 --> 00:53:27,587
This is amazing.
This is actually amazing.

1271
00:53:27,711 --> 00:53:29,917
Oh, my God.
Vanessa's the growler.

1272
00:53:30,001 --> 00:53:32,789
I take it all back. We should
invite more people over.

1273
00:53:34,912 --> 00:53:36,495
- Hello.
- We good?

1274
00:53:36,620 --> 00:53:37,826
- Yeah.
- OK.

1275
00:53:37,909 --> 00:53:40,199
- Sex parties.
- Yeah. The sex parties.

1276
00:53:40,324 --> 00:53:41,490
Just... paint a picture.

1277
00:53:41,615 --> 00:53:43,113
Disclose what you will
about this.

1278
00:53:43,196 --> 00:53:44,403
What do you want to know?

1279
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:47,109
Whatever you wanna tell us.
Yeah.

1280
00:53:47,192 --> 00:53:48,982
They... They started recently.

1281
00:53:49,107 --> 00:53:50,356
- OK. Really?
- Oh! Oh...

1282
00:53:50,481 --> 00:53:52,270
- It's a recent development.
- It's new to you. Neat.

1283
00:53:52,395 --> 00:53:54,393
The noise uptick
probably came

1284
00:53:54,477 --> 00:53:56,600
'cause once we started
bringing people in,

1285
00:53:56,683 --> 00:53:57,973
our bedroom was too small,

1286
00:53:58,098 --> 00:53:59,555
so we moved
into the living room.

1287
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,762
- Overflow. Yeah.
- I got it.

1288
00:54:00,886 --> 00:54:02,344
That's why the sound
kind of reverberates

1289
00:54:02,427 --> 00:54:03,426
through the apartment.

1290
00:54:03,593 --> 00:54:05,507
And it's happening
just right on the floor?

1291
00:54:05,632 --> 00:54:07,005
No, uh...

1292
00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:08,837
- Furniture, rugs...
- Sofa.

1293
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,627
That's why you're so into rugs.

1294
00:54:10,794 --> 00:54:11,793
You love a rug.

1295
00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:13,873
I love this
for different reasons.

1296
00:54:13,998 --> 00:54:15,497
You have a close relationship
with them.

1297
00:54:15,622 --> 00:54:17,620
This really
would be pretty uncomfortable.

1298
00:54:17,787 --> 00:54:19,702
Yeah, you need
a high pile, I imagine.

1299
00:54:19,867 --> 00:54:21,491
OK. Wait! Just... more.

1300
00:54:21,616 --> 00:54:24,281
So, how...
How does it work?

1301
00:54:24,405 --> 00:54:25,696
Like, how do you get invited?

1302
00:54:25,821 --> 00:54:27,984
Or do you invite people, and...
Maybe there's no rules.

1303
00:54:28,109 --> 00:54:29,483
- Are there rules?
- Parameters?

1304
00:54:29,608 --> 00:54:31,065
Can anyone do anything
to anyone?

1305
00:54:31,191 --> 00:54:32,689
- Is it a free for all?
- No.

1306
00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:35,769
For starters, you've gotta have
consent, obviously.

1307
00:54:35,893 --> 00:54:37,351
- Oh, yeah.
- Enthusiastic consent.

1308
00:54:37,475 --> 00:54:40,847
And the connection has to be
about joy, about expansion.

1309
00:54:40,971 --> 00:54:45,302
It can never be about anger,
never about revenge.

1310
00:54:45,426 --> 00:54:46,633
- And patience.
- Patience.

1311
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,381
Because, you know,
some people,

1312
00:54:48,506 --> 00:54:49,838
they gotta find
their own entry point.

1313
00:54:49,921 --> 00:54:51,212
- Entry point.
- Well...

1314
00:54:51,337 --> 00:54:53,126
- How did it begin?
- Yeah.

1315
00:54:53,294 --> 00:54:54,708
Yeah, like, take us back.

1316
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:56,498
Yeah, what's day one
of this like?

1317
00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:59,703
I've always been bi-curious.

1318
00:55:00,411 --> 00:55:01,785
- Mm.
- For me,

1319
00:55:01,910 --> 00:55:06,406
the pleasure I get from being
with a woman is different.

1320
00:55:06,488 --> 00:55:07,904
Yeah.

1321
00:55:07,986 --> 00:55:09,278
- Mm... Me too.
- Right.

1322
00:55:09,403 --> 00:55:11,483
- And then Kai and...
- Valerie.

1323
00:55:11,608 --> 00:55:13,399
- Va... Vanessa!
- Vanessa!

1324
00:55:13,564 --> 00:55:15,272
Were you guys friends,
or did you...

1325
00:55:15,397 --> 00:55:16,396
Did you meet on an app?

1326
00:55:16,561 --> 00:55:18,102
We're pretty negative
on the apps.

1327
00:55:18,185 --> 00:55:19,475
Really? Interesting.

1328
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:22,390
Swipe right, swipe left.
It just seems very impersonal.

1329
00:55:22,472 --> 00:55:23,596
Yeah, it's impersonal.

1330
00:55:23,763 --> 00:55:25,220
- You don't want to gamify.
- Sure.

1331
00:55:25,387 --> 00:55:28,633
We like to meet people
in person, like, eye to eye,

1332
00:55:28,716 --> 00:55:31,838
like, organic, real connection,
you know?

1333
00:55:31,921 --> 00:55:32,920
There are conventions.

1334
00:55:33,129 --> 00:55:35,293
Oh, yes. That's good.
Because you do, you need rules.

1335
00:55:35,418 --> 00:55:37,291
You need some boundaries.

1336
00:55:37,416 --> 00:55:39,872
No, no, I mean...
there are actual conventions.

1337
00:55:39,997 --> 00:55:41,703
- Oh, wow.
- Like at a Sandals?

1338
00:55:41,870 --> 00:55:42,869
- Yes.
- Oh, wow.

1339
00:55:42,994 --> 00:55:44,992
Conventions
are very important.

1340
00:55:45,117 --> 00:55:48,197
- They also offer you a menu.
- Oh, a menu!

1341
00:55:48,322 --> 00:55:50,403
A menu.
A menu of things you're into.

1342
00:55:50,487 --> 00:55:52,193
That's good. I like
it's organized. I like a menu.

1343
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,608
- You do love a menu.
- That's nice.

1344
00:55:53,691 --> 00:55:55,606
- You do like organization.
- That's great.

1345
00:55:55,689 --> 00:55:58,104
When you engage with someone,
you already know what they want.

1346
00:55:58,270 --> 00:56:01,059
They have already sent
their preferences in advance.

1347
00:56:01,184 --> 00:56:02,308
It's like "Below Deck."

1348
00:56:02,391 --> 00:56:04,473
It's like a preference sheet
on "Below Deck."

1349
00:56:04,597 --> 00:56:05,846
It's a reality show.

1350
00:56:05,971 --> 00:56:07,635
- It's about yachts.
- You're speaking our language.

1351
00:56:07,802 --> 00:56:09,010
We get it.
We get it now.

1352
00:56:09,134 --> 00:56:10,300
Honestly, I think

1353
00:56:10,425 --> 00:56:13,921
maybe the best thing
about group sex is,

1354
00:56:14,005 --> 00:56:17,335
it forces total clarity
of communication.

1355
00:56:17,418 --> 00:56:19,790
Not the best thing,
I wouldn't imagine.

1356
00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:22,620
- The sex is probably better.
- The clear communication.

1357
00:56:22,787 --> 00:56:25,577
What happens
if no one picks you?

1358
00:56:25,701 --> 00:56:27,200
It's like gym class -
you get chosen last,

1359
00:56:27,366 --> 00:56:29,198
you gotta jerk off alone
in the corner or something?

1360
00:56:29,323 --> 00:56:30,988
- I feel like that'd be me.
- No!

1361
00:56:31,113 --> 00:56:32,902
- It's not like that.
- Don't worry.

1362
00:56:32,986 --> 00:56:34,110
You would be chosen.

1363
00:56:34,276 --> 00:56:36,690
- Yeah!
- But yeah, how does that work?

1364
00:56:36,815 --> 00:56:38,106
No, no one gets excluded.

1365
00:56:38,189 --> 00:56:39,604
You know? I mean...

1366
00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:42,393
Obviously,
anyone's free to watch

1367
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:43,891
if they don't want
to participate.

1368
00:56:43,975 --> 00:56:46,181
All right, but... jealousy!

1369
00:56:46,306 --> 00:56:48,179
No one gets...? You don't...
You don't get jealous?

1370
00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,344
There's no jealousy?

1371
00:56:49,511 --> 00:56:52,134
I think jealousy is
a natural animalistic instinct,

1372
00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:53,839
but you have to replace it.

1373
00:56:53,924 --> 00:56:55,380
We practice compersion.

1374
00:56:55,505 --> 00:56:57,004
- Compression?
- Compersion.

1375
00:56:57,129 --> 00:56:59,584
- Compersion?
- Compersion.

1376
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:02,331
Compersion
is all about finding joy

1377
00:57:02,415 --> 00:57:03,704
in the joy of others.

1378
00:57:03,829 --> 00:57:07,285
- Wow! That would be... great.
- Hard to wrap your head around.

1379
00:57:07,410 --> 00:57:09,200
And for me,
there's nothing better

1380
00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:12,197
than watching my partner
in the hands of another.

1381
00:57:12,321 --> 00:57:14,112
Wow!

1382
00:57:14,278 --> 00:57:15,277
Beautiful.

1383
00:57:15,402 --> 00:57:17,400
Oh, God.

1384
00:57:17,566 --> 00:57:18,982
That's nice.

1385
00:57:19,107 --> 00:57:21,687
- Super nice.
- Wow. So healthy.

1386
00:57:21,854 --> 00:57:24,893
- I feel healthy just seeing it.
- That's...

1387
00:57:25,059 --> 00:57:26,349
And, you know,
I love this.

1388
00:57:26,474 --> 00:57:28,098
I love that it's you
and your friends.

1389
00:57:28,181 --> 00:57:30,138
It's like the four of you
get together.

1390
00:57:30,221 --> 00:57:33,218
Four is such a good number.
Yeah, it's round.

1391
00:57:33,384 --> 00:57:35,715
- Sometimes...
- No more than six.

1392
00:57:35,882 --> 00:57:37,131
- Six?
- Six people?

1393
00:57:37,214 --> 00:57:39,336
Six is a lot. That's why
it's so loud up there.

1394
00:57:39,419 --> 00:57:41,376
- Yeah... six.
- Yeah.

1395
00:57:41,501 --> 00:57:43,874
We did go bigger
last weekend.

1396
00:57:43,999 --> 00:57:46,996
That doesn't count because
it was a special occasion.

1397
00:57:47,121 --> 00:57:48,203
It was Vanessa's birthday.

1398
00:57:48,327 --> 00:57:50,284
Wow!
Well, a birthday's a birthday.

1399
00:57:50,408 --> 00:57:52,906
Gotta celebrate the good things
in life, I guess, right?

1400
00:57:53,073 --> 00:57:54,988
Yeah, and she wanted to have
ten people, so...

1401
00:57:55,113 --> 00:57:57,485
Ten people.
Are you fucking kidding me?

1402
00:57:57,610 --> 00:58:00,274
- Holy shit! Oh, my God!
- Ten?

1403
00:58:00,398 --> 00:58:02,106
- We rented a house in Bolinas.
- Oh, nice!

1404
00:58:02,272 --> 00:58:04,394
- Really nice. So foggy, and...
- Really lovely, yeah.

1405
00:58:04,478 --> 00:58:06,684
- We were so energized.
- So energized.

1406
00:58:06,810 --> 00:58:08,390
You feel superhuman.

1407
00:58:08,474 --> 00:58:09,973
- Honestly, it was...
- It was a high.

1408
00:58:10,098 --> 00:58:11,387
It was, for me,
the best in my life.

1409
00:58:11,554 --> 00:58:14,344
It was the best experience
that we've had. It really was.

1410
00:58:14,426 --> 00:58:16,382
- God!
- Wow. God bless you.

1411
00:58:16,507 --> 00:58:18,922
- Vanessa must be great.
- Yeah.

1412
00:58:19,089 --> 00:58:21,087
Is she just, like...
I'm imagining just like a...

1413
00:58:21,212 --> 00:58:23,085
like a ball of youthful energy.

1414
00:58:23,210 --> 00:58:25,791
- Is she just, like, young...?
- No, Vanessa's very mature.

1415
00:58:25,915 --> 00:58:26,914
She's old?

1416
00:58:27,122 --> 00:58:28,705
- No, I wouldn't say she's...
- Well, she's...

1417
00:58:28,830 --> 00:58:30,869
That means she's really old
if you don't know.

1418
00:58:30,993 --> 00:58:32,367
- She's old.
- No...

1419
00:58:32,491 --> 00:58:33,490
Older...

1420
00:58:33,615 --> 00:58:35,198
Next time you're in there,
count the rings.

1421
00:58:35,364 --> 00:58:36,904
A veteran in our group.

1422
00:58:36,987 --> 00:58:38,695
She's the most experienced
person in our...

1423
00:58:38,820 --> 00:58:40,109
She's an oldie,
but a goodie.

1424
00:58:40,276 --> 00:58:42,816
I've learned so much
from that woman.

1425
00:58:42,899 --> 00:58:46,395
She knows everything
about the depth of tantric sex.

1426
00:58:46,561 --> 00:58:49,309
- Oh.
- Not jizzing. Like Sting.

1427
00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:50,891
She got me to hold onto my chi.

1428
00:58:50,973 --> 00:58:53,055
- Wow.
- She pushed us into anal.

1429
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:55,428
- Pushed you into anal?
- Into anal.

1430
00:58:55,510 --> 00:58:57,134
It's not for everybody, but...

1431
00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:58,425
I hope she pushed you gently.

1432
00:58:58,590 --> 00:59:00,798
- We did really like it.
- I do love anal.

1433
00:59:00,923 --> 00:59:02,503
Yeah. Who doesn't?
Who doesn't love anal?

1434
00:59:02,628 --> 00:59:04,710
- Holidays, weekends...
- Special occasions.

1435
00:59:04,877 --> 00:59:06,708
- Yeah.
- But I love giving it.

1436
00:59:06,833 --> 00:59:07,998
Oh!

1437
00:59:08,123 --> 00:59:12,119
And I don't wanna speak for him,
but he loves receiving it.

1438
00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,491
- Oh!
- I actually really do.

1439
00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:16,073
I get a lot of value out of it.

1440
00:59:16,198 --> 00:59:19,695
Pegging! That's... Podcast!
That's what that is, right?

1441
00:59:19,820 --> 00:59:21,068
- You wear a...
- A strap-on.

1442
00:59:21,193 --> 00:59:23,191
- A strap-on.
- Oh, wow! Cool.

1443
00:59:23,358 --> 00:59:25,106
Vanessa likes a handheld device.

1444
00:59:25,189 --> 00:59:26,272
Wow.

1445
00:59:26,397 --> 00:59:28,103
But it's not really
about penetration.

1446
00:59:28,186 --> 00:59:29,185
I mean, it is a little.

1447
00:59:29,352 --> 00:59:30,684
No, it's not really
about penetration.

1448
00:59:30,851 --> 00:59:32,307
- It's about surrender.
- Oh.

1449
00:59:32,391 --> 00:59:34,097
Yeah, you just gotta
surrender that body.

1450
00:59:34,264 --> 00:59:35,721
Yeah.
Surrender that bod.

1451
00:59:35,846 --> 00:59:36,887
Just give it.

1452
00:59:37,012 --> 00:59:38,426
'Cause sex is not
a thing you do.

1453
00:59:38,510 --> 00:59:40,133
It's a place you go.

1454
00:59:40,299 --> 00:59:42,131
Is the place Hawk's butthole?

1455
00:59:42,297 --> 00:59:43,921
- Sometimes
- On birthdays.

1456
00:59:44,087 --> 00:59:45,419
Wow! And the menu thing is cool

1457
00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:48,291
because anyone who has a fantasy
can just order.

1458
00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:50,498
The menu is amazing.
You've got bondage,

1459
00:59:50,623 --> 00:59:52,912
you've got role playing,
you've got...

1460
00:59:52,996 --> 00:59:55,493
- DP. You have...
- DP?

1461
00:59:55,618 --> 00:59:58,615
DP. Uh...
double penetration, right?

1462
00:59:58,781 --> 01:00:00,363
I mean, I'm assuming...
Is that not...?

1463
01:00:00,488 --> 01:00:01,903
- It's on the menu.
- I don't do that.

1464
01:00:02,070 --> 01:00:04,609
- No.
- We don't. We...

1465
01:00:04,775 --> 01:00:06,857
Porn tropes don't tend to be
our group's thing.

1466
01:00:06,982 --> 01:00:08,564
- But it is on the menu.
- Don't wanna be tropey.

1467
01:00:08,688 --> 01:00:09,687
Hey, it's on the menu.

1468
01:00:09,854 --> 01:00:11,603
- Yeah. I mean, I just...
- It's on the menu.

1469
01:00:11,768 --> 01:00:13,766
Might not... I'm just saying.
We don't have to judge it.

1470
01:00:13,891 --> 01:00:16,805
It's something that
some people might have on there.

1471
01:00:16,930 --> 01:00:18,303
- Double penetration.
- Double penetration.

1472
01:00:18,428 --> 01:00:19,595
You were listing other stuff.

1473
01:00:19,719 --> 01:00:21,425
Hey, you're a fireman
who likes to be pegged, so...

1474
01:00:21,593 --> 01:00:22,924
- Firefighter.
- Firefighter.

1475
01:00:23,007 --> 01:00:25,421
He loves to be pegged.

1476
01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:27,294
- So, fair point, fair point.
- Yes.

1477
01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:28,710
I'm just, yeah...

1478
01:00:28,876 --> 01:00:30,833
Honestly, like...

1479
01:00:32,414 --> 01:00:34,496
This is not
how I was expecting this to go.

1480
01:00:34,621 --> 01:00:36,494
And I...

1481
01:00:36,619 --> 01:00:38,991
I honestly feel like
I have much more insight

1482
01:00:39,116 --> 01:00:41,614
into what the fuck
is going on up there,

1483
01:00:41,697 --> 01:00:43,903
and I feel better about it
'cause it's not...

1484
01:00:43,986 --> 01:00:46,317
you know, your run-of-the-mill
married people sex.

1485
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,398
I guess it is
something exceptional

1486
01:00:48,566 --> 01:00:49,980
happening above our heads.

1487
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:52,394
- Yes.
- Thank you for telling us.

1488
01:00:52,478 --> 01:00:54,476
And I guess ultimately, just...

1489
01:00:54,601 --> 01:00:56,348
you know,
maybe try to keep it down.

1490
01:00:56,474 --> 01:00:59,013
If you have another big birthday
or holiday, Arbor Day,

1491
01:00:59,138 --> 01:01:01,219
maybe go to Bolinas again.

1492
01:01:01,385 --> 01:01:03,134
Get an Airbnb. Thank you.

1493
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,007
Thank you for being
so understanding

1494
01:01:05,132 --> 01:01:06,631
and accepting and so warm.

1495
01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:10,127
- We accept. We are accepting.
- My new friends!

1496
01:01:11,126 --> 01:01:13,707
- Thank you.
- Guys!

1497
01:01:14,914 --> 01:01:16,328
- That's very sweet.
- I love this.

1498
01:01:16,413 --> 01:01:17,412
This is so lovely.

1499
01:01:17,578 --> 01:01:18,993
I know we haven't
hung out a lot,

1500
01:01:19,118 --> 01:01:21,782
but you guys have seemed
cool and progressive.

1501
01:01:21,907 --> 01:01:24,987
We are, yeah. I mean,
I'm an independent, technically.

1502
01:01:25,112 --> 01:01:26,818
- But no, we're pretty, uh...
- Not like the Anavias.

1503
01:01:26,902 --> 01:01:28,692
No, we're more...
They're single penetration.

1504
01:01:28,858 --> 01:01:32,105
- They don't seem very open.
- Not at all.

1505
01:01:32,272 --> 01:01:33,396
Exactly.

1506
01:01:33,978 --> 01:01:36,684
You guys, when you stop
fighting, you're really funny.

1507
01:01:36,809 --> 01:01:39,056
We are... pretty chill.

1508
01:01:39,181 --> 01:01:42,137
I knew Angela was cool,
but Joe, I... I didn't...

1509
01:01:42,303 --> 01:01:43,719
- I wasn't sure.
- Oh, yeah?

1510
01:01:43,843 --> 01:01:45,800
- Getting to hang out now, I...
- Thanks.

1511
01:01:45,924 --> 01:01:47,340
I don't know,
I really appreciate it.

1512
01:01:47,423 --> 01:01:48,838
How'd you know
she was so cool?

1513
01:01:48,921 --> 01:01:51,211
- Because I'm cool. I'm cool!
- Oh, yeah.

1514
01:01:51,337 --> 01:01:53,292
- There's this thing...
- Look at this face.

1515
01:01:53,417 --> 01:01:55,624
- And the window thing.
- Piña knows I'm cool.

1516
01:01:55,707 --> 01:01:58,911
The what? The window thing?

1517
01:01:58,995 --> 01:02:00,328
- What window thing?
- No...

1518
01:02:00,410 --> 01:02:01,576
What window thing?

1519
01:02:01,701 --> 01:02:03,325
What window thing
are you talking about?

1520
01:02:03,407 --> 01:02:09,277
Angela likes to be looked at
naked in the window sometimes.

1521
01:02:11,483 --> 01:02:13,273
You've seen my wife naked?

1522
01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:14,813
No, not in person.

1523
01:02:14,895 --> 01:02:16,270
Not in person.

1524
01:02:16,395 --> 01:02:20,557
She likes to walk around...
through the window.

1525
01:02:20,682 --> 01:02:22,638
Just through the window.

1526
01:02:22,805 --> 01:02:26,801
It's a little cute ritual
she does.

1527
01:02:35,999 --> 01:02:36,998
What the fuck?

1528
01:02:41,578 --> 01:02:42,992
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing.

1529
01:02:43,117 --> 01:02:44,491
- What is he talking about?
- Nothing, nothing.

1530
01:02:44,616 --> 01:02:45,824
Tell me
what he is talking about.

1531
01:02:45,907 --> 01:02:48,779
That might have happened,
like, once by accident.

1532
01:02:48,904 --> 01:02:50,610
- I don't... This is...
- I mean,

1533
01:02:50,694 --> 01:02:52,567
it happened more than once,
but...

1534
01:02:52,692 --> 01:02:54,690
Word on the street is
it was more than once.

1535
01:02:54,856 --> 01:02:55,855
Is this a big deal?

1536
01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:57,687
Why do I feel like
everyone knows something here,

1537
01:02:57,853 --> 01:02:59,269
except for me?

1538
01:02:59,976 --> 01:03:01,683
I want you to come here
and explain to me

1539
01:03:01,849 --> 01:03:04,431
what the fuck is going on,
please.

1540
01:03:05,137 --> 01:03:06,844
- You want me to explain?
- I would love that.

1541
01:03:06,928 --> 01:03:08,717
- I will explain myself, Joe.
- Please do.

1542
01:03:08,884 --> 01:03:10,425
The first time,
I was coming outta the shower...

1543
01:03:10,508 --> 01:03:11,507
The first time!

1544
01:03:11,673 --> 01:03:15,503
...I was nude, and I was
on my way to the living room,

1545
01:03:15,627 --> 01:03:19,623
and I looked up, and he saw me,
and I saw him seeing me,

1546
01:03:19,706 --> 01:03:20,914
and then I kept going.

1547
01:03:20,997 --> 01:03:22,620
That is exactly what happened.

1548
01:03:22,703 --> 01:03:23,702
Will you shut the fuck up,
Hawk?

1549
01:03:23,827 --> 01:03:25,493
And then since then,
after I shower,

1550
01:03:25,617 --> 01:03:28,490
I walk past knowing
that he might be watching me.

1551
01:03:28,614 --> 01:03:31,404
My God, it's a little sick
ritual you guys have together?

1552
01:03:31,487 --> 01:03:34,192
It is. It is like a little
ritual that I actually enjoy

1553
01:03:34,359 --> 01:03:35,899
because it makes me feel good,

1554
01:03:35,982 --> 01:03:39,062
because I do in fact
like to be looked at naked, Joe.

1555
01:03:39,187 --> 01:03:40,769
- Is that OK?
- No, it's not OK.

1556
01:03:40,894 --> 01:03:42,101
Why would that be OK?

1557
01:03:42,184 --> 01:03:43,849
It's not like
I'm looking at him in the eyes.

1558
01:03:43,974 --> 01:03:45,099
I've never made eye contact.

1559
01:03:45,265 --> 01:03:47,013
- No, never once.
- Who gives a fuck?

1560
01:03:47,138 --> 01:03:48,636
What does that have to do
with anything?

1561
01:03:48,719 --> 01:03:50,634
- That is a huge deal.
- No, it isn't.

1562
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:53,007
I don't care about that at all!

1563
01:03:53,132 --> 01:03:55,629
Do you even care?
You barely look at me.

1564
01:03:55,795 --> 01:03:57,378
I don't even understand
why you're upset.

1565
01:03:57,503 --> 01:03:59,501
So, this is somehow my fault.

1566
01:03:59,626 --> 01:04:01,125
That's fucking crazy!

1567
01:04:01,207 --> 01:04:03,123
That's why you don't want
curtains on the window,

1568
01:04:03,288 --> 01:04:05,702
so the fireman
can see your fucking tits.

1569
01:04:05,869 --> 01:04:07,201
This is fucked, Angela.

1570
01:04:07,368 --> 01:04:10,074
But Joe, it's not fucked.
It's not. It's not.

1571
01:04:10,198 --> 01:04:11,572
How is this not fucked?

1572
01:04:11,696 --> 01:04:13,403
Please enlighten me
and say how this isn't fucked.

1573
01:04:13,570 --> 01:04:14,985
I think what she's doing
is great.

1574
01:04:15,111 --> 01:04:16,110
It's actually very helpful.

1575
01:04:16,275 --> 01:04:17,982
- For whom?
- For her!

1576
01:04:18,108 --> 01:04:20,064
And for us. Women.

1577
01:04:20,188 --> 01:04:21,604
You know how many women let go

1578
01:04:21,686 --> 01:04:23,767
of their erotic aspirations
for good?

1579
01:04:24,351 --> 01:04:26,307
You know how difficult it is,
what she's doing,

1580
01:04:26,390 --> 01:04:27,930
that she's trying to connect
with that part

1581
01:04:28,014 --> 01:04:29,221
that she had lost?
Good for you.

1582
01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,927
- Thank you.
- Bravo. Great work.

1583
01:04:31,095 --> 01:04:32,634
- Very important work.
- Fuck you! It is important.

1584
01:04:32,717 --> 01:04:34,299
Hope you got a fucking Pulitzer
for this shit.

1585
01:04:34,424 --> 01:04:35,590
- It is important.
- Yeah?

1586
01:04:35,715 --> 01:04:37,878
Yes. What do we all want?
Be honest.

1587
01:04:38,004 --> 01:04:40,086
To desire, to be desired.

1588
01:04:41,417 --> 01:04:43,914
Maybe that's why you look
at my boobs in the elevator

1589
01:04:43,998 --> 01:04:47,494
- every time I see you.
- Oh... Really?

1590
01:04:47,619 --> 01:04:49,367
Joe looks at your boobs
in the elevator.

1591
01:04:49,492 --> 01:04:50,824
-I'm so sorry, Piña.
-No.

1592
01:04:50,907 --> 01:04:52,406
Really, Joe? Wow!

1593
01:04:52,573 --> 01:04:54,197
He thinks I don't notice,
but I do.

1594
01:04:54,362 --> 01:04:56,111
It's like a little game
we have, right?

1595
01:04:56,195 --> 01:04:57,609
Such a fucking hypocrite.

1596
01:04:57,693 --> 01:05:00,107
I don't... I don't...
They're out there sometimes.

1597
01:05:00,191 --> 01:05:02,189
- They're hard not to see.
- Let me ask you something.

1598
01:05:02,313 --> 01:05:04,477
When you look at my boobs,

1599
01:05:04,602 --> 01:05:07,848
do they seem - my boobs -

1600
01:05:07,974 --> 01:05:09,931
do they seem
out of reach to you?

1601
01:05:10,014 --> 01:05:11,512
No, it's a small elevator.

1602
01:05:11,637 --> 01:05:13,427
I could just grab 'em
if I wanted.

1603
01:05:13,510 --> 01:05:16,008
- That's not what I'm asking.
- What are you asking?

1604
01:05:17,007 --> 01:05:20,920
Do you feel worthy
of desiring them?

1605
01:05:22,501 --> 01:05:25,498
I've never thought about that
for one fucking second.

1606
01:05:25,998 --> 01:05:28,703
Do me a favor. Please look
at my boobs right now.

1607
01:05:28,828 --> 01:05:31,492
- What is happening right now?
- Look at them. Look at them.

1608
01:05:31,617 --> 01:05:32,908
I don't want to
right now.

1609
01:05:33,074 --> 01:05:34,489
- Look!
- Look at them.

1610
01:05:34,614 --> 01:05:36,113
- Joe, look at them.
- I don't wanna right now.

1611
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:38,402
- Don't be rude.
- It's fine. You just enjoy it.

1612
01:05:38,485 --> 01:05:40,317
Don't be rude! Look at them.

1613
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:41,690
I don't wanna look at them.
I don't...

1614
01:05:41,815 --> 01:05:44,355
Why are you teaming up on me,
for God's sakes?

1615
01:05:44,479 --> 01:05:46,311
Look, I'm not a sicko like you.

1616
01:05:46,394 --> 01:05:49,267
I ain't gonna look at another
man's wife's fucking tits

1617
01:05:49,391 --> 01:05:51,430
to jerk off to, OK?
I'm normal.

1618
01:05:51,514 --> 01:05:53,138
- Who's doing that?
- You're doing that.

1619
01:05:53,304 --> 01:05:54,303
- Who?
- You!

1620
01:05:54,427 --> 01:05:56,010
- When?
- Every morning, apparently.

1621
01:05:56,135 --> 01:05:57,924
What? No. I...

1622
01:05:58,091 --> 01:05:59,506
I make love to Piña.

1623
01:05:59,631 --> 01:06:02,503
I tell her about Angela
when I see her,

1624
01:06:02,628 --> 01:06:04,626
and she likes it.

1625
01:06:04,709 --> 01:06:05,792
It's our thing.

1626
01:06:05,917 --> 01:06:10,829
Oh, you guys talk about me
when you're...

1627
01:06:11,702 --> 01:06:13,909
- Yes, my love, of course we do.
- Yeah.

1628
01:06:14,699 --> 01:06:16,406
Oh...

1629
01:06:16,489 --> 01:06:18,113
Really?

1630
01:06:18,279 --> 01:06:19,611
A lot.

1631
01:06:19,694 --> 01:06:20,693
Wow!

1632
01:06:20,861 --> 01:06:22,317
I see what's happening
right now, Angela.

1633
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,689
- What?
- This whole thing was a setup.

1634
01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:26,979
You planned this whole
fucking thing right now.

1635
01:06:27,104 --> 01:06:28,477
- What are you talking about?
- Holy shit!

1636
01:06:28,602 --> 01:06:30,476
The cheese,
the soufflé and the meat,

1637
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:32,057
and you didn't tell me
they were coming.

1638
01:06:32,182 --> 01:06:33,931
You were trying to have
a threesome with these people.

1639
01:06:34,013 --> 01:06:36,510
You knew they were fucking
other people up there,

1640
01:06:36,635 --> 01:06:38,508
and you planned
this whole thing.

1641
01:06:38,633 --> 01:06:41,131
This is fucking crazy,
even for you, Angela.

1642
01:06:41,215 --> 01:06:42,339
What the fuck, Joe!

1643
01:06:42,422 --> 01:06:44,004
I was just trying
to have a nice night

1644
01:06:44,128 --> 01:06:45,419
with some fucking
wine and cheese.

1645
01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:46,625
What are you talking about?

1646
01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:48,333
You wanna all fuck each other!

1647
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,997
You've been plotting
this whole thing behind my back.

1648
01:06:51,121 --> 01:06:53,286
- Stop laughing at me.
- Joe. Joe.

1649
01:06:53,411 --> 01:06:54,993
- Joe...
- What?

1650
01:06:55,117 --> 01:06:56,866
That is not
what has been happening.

1651
01:06:56,991 --> 01:06:58,864
- No? Then what?
- No, of course not.

1652
01:06:58,989 --> 01:07:00,362
Did we ever
talk to Angela about this?

1653
01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,402
- Never.
- Never. Never.

1654
01:07:02,568 --> 01:07:05,774
I mean, it's... It is sort of
why we came down here, but...

1655
01:07:11,976 --> 01:07:15,015
Do not speak Spanish.
Stop it.

1656
01:07:17,804 --> 01:07:19,343
Stop speaking Spanish!

1657
01:07:20,717 --> 01:07:23,131
OK. OK. OK.

1658
01:07:24,297 --> 01:07:26,004
Joe, Angela...

1659
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:28,126
Um...

1660
01:07:28,209 --> 01:07:30,916
We did come down here tonight
to invite you.

1661
01:07:31,998 --> 01:07:34,578
- Invite us...?
- To join us.

1662
01:07:35,620 --> 01:07:37,492
Join you for...

1663
01:07:37,618 --> 01:07:39,198
- For sex.
- ...sex.

1664
01:07:40,115 --> 01:07:42,071
- Sex.
- For group sex.

1665
01:07:42,904 --> 01:07:43,903
What else?

1666
01:07:45,068 --> 01:07:47,108
- Us?
- Yes.

1667
01:07:47,190 --> 01:07:49,897
- Me?
- Both of you.

1668
01:07:50,063 --> 01:07:51,311
Both of who?

1669
01:07:51,395 --> 01:07:53,768
- Both of you.
- Including me?

1670
01:07:53,893 --> 01:07:57,015
Yeah, both...
Both of you means you.

1671
01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,804
- Did you hear that, Joe?
- I did.

1672
01:07:58,929 --> 01:08:00,595
- Angela, did you hear that?
- Sure did.

1673
01:08:00,719 --> 01:08:01,926
You heard that, too?
All right.

1674
01:08:02,010 --> 01:08:06,421
We've been talking about this
for quite a while, actually.

1675
01:08:06,505 --> 01:08:07,795
Oh?

1676
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:11,416
We feel a very strong connection
with you guys.

1677
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,124
OK.

1678
01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:15,371
We were getting signals,
you know, in the window.

1679
01:08:15,496 --> 01:08:17,078
- OK.
- In the elevator.

1680
01:08:17,203 --> 01:08:20,366
They seem to be
very warm signals.

1681
01:08:20,491 --> 01:08:22,989
- Signals we liked. So...
- Wow!

1682
01:08:23,114 --> 01:08:25,195
That's what
this has been about.

1683
01:08:25,612 --> 01:08:26,860
OK?

1684
01:08:26,985 --> 01:08:29,482
That is so nice.
Thank you.

1685
01:08:29,608 --> 01:08:31,606
- Yeah.
- Oh, say thank you, Joe.

1686
01:08:31,689 --> 01:08:34,103
- Thank you.
- Thank you. Very flattering.

1687
01:08:34,268 --> 01:08:35,892
- Feel very complimented.
- Mm-hmm.

1688
01:08:35,976 --> 01:08:38,931
We find you
very, very attractive.

1689
01:08:40,387 --> 01:08:44,093
- Thank you.
- We talk about you.

1690
01:08:44,218 --> 01:08:46,007
I know.

1691
01:08:46,132 --> 01:08:48,089
You talk about my orgasms.

1692
01:08:48,214 --> 01:08:50,212
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- A lot.

1693
01:08:51,376 --> 01:08:53,833
- We really do. Yeah.
- OK.

1694
01:08:53,916 --> 01:08:55,790
I think, um...
even before we came down,

1695
01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:58,495
we said you guys have
a real quiet sex appeal.

1696
01:08:59,368 --> 01:09:01,908
So do you two, too... as well.

1697
01:09:02,075 --> 01:09:03,406
- I wouldn't say it was quiet.
- No.

1698
01:09:06,821 --> 01:09:09,358
So, we want to propose to you

1699
01:09:09,484 --> 01:09:12,773
that we share a sexual
experience together. OK?

1700
01:09:13,564 --> 01:09:15,187
Just to be clear...

1701
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:20,098
You, you, her... and me?

1702
01:09:20,223 --> 01:09:21,222
- Yes.
- Me too?

1703
01:09:21,388 --> 01:09:22,721
- Yes, also you.
- OK.

1704
01:09:22,887 --> 01:09:24,011
- Yes.
- OK.

1705
01:09:24,136 --> 01:09:27,508
But, but, but... it doesn't
have to be tonight, OK?

1706
01:09:27,633 --> 01:09:29,631
- Oh... Right.
- No pressure.

1707
01:09:29,714 --> 01:09:31,629
- But it could be.
- Could be tonight.

1708
01:09:32,211 --> 01:09:34,126
- I brought condoms and...
- Condoms!

1709
01:09:34,209 --> 01:09:35,417
Wow!

1710
01:09:35,583 --> 01:09:38,080
- It's like it's pre 9/11.
- Wow!

1711
01:09:38,205 --> 01:09:39,329
How do...

1712
01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:42,118
Hypothetically speaking,
like, if this were something

1713
01:09:42,201 --> 01:09:44,574
that we were to consider
proceeding with...

1714
01:09:44,699 --> 01:09:46,988
Yeah, how would this shake down?

1715
01:09:47,113 --> 01:09:50,902
What would the procedural
protocol be, technically?

1716
01:09:51,067 --> 01:09:53,107
- The procedural protocol?
- Yeah.

1717
01:09:53,274 --> 01:09:55,480
- Just... to know.
- Just to know.

1718
01:09:55,605 --> 01:09:57,561
Just so we could, yeah...

1719
01:09:57,686 --> 01:09:59,268
I mean, that's
what we were talking about.

1720
01:09:59,394 --> 01:10:01,224
Right! Just, like,
to recap really quick.

1721
01:10:01,350 --> 01:10:06,011
Just, specifically,
how would this work?

1722
01:10:07,010 --> 01:10:09,216
We can all be together.

1723
01:10:09,384 --> 01:10:12,130
- We can watch you.
- You don't wanna do that.

1724
01:10:12,296 --> 01:10:15,127
We could, um... obviously swap.

1725
01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,625
- Uh-huh.
- Swap. A little swaparoo.

1726
01:10:17,708 --> 01:10:22,578
Sometimes it helps to...
to add a neutral element.

1727
01:10:22,703 --> 01:10:23,994
Like a referee.

1728
01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:27,407
Carolina...

1729
01:10:29,405 --> 01:10:30,488
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1730
01:10:30,612 --> 01:10:33,109
Think I'm with Hawk on this one.
No Pepe, no Thomas.

1731
01:10:33,276 --> 01:10:34,899
- I think...
- Yeah.

1732
01:10:34,983 --> 01:10:36,897
- It's whatever we want...
- Whatever you want.

1733
01:10:37,063 --> 01:10:39,103
- ...and whenever.
- Whenever.

1734
01:10:39,186 --> 01:10:41,601
Consider it an open invite.

1735
01:10:41,684 --> 01:10:42,808
- All right.
- Right.

1736
01:10:42,933 --> 01:10:47,845
But tonight, again,
tonight is on the table.

1737
01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:49,344
OK.

1738
01:10:50,092 --> 01:10:51,841
Weeknights are tough
because of Maggie.

1739
01:10:51,924 --> 01:10:53,130
Weekends... also tough.

1740
01:10:53,298 --> 01:10:54,713
I'm actually training
for a half-marathon.

1741
01:10:54,879 --> 01:10:56,086
They're inviting us to an orgy,

1742
01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:58,792
and you're giving them
your Google calendar?

1743
01:10:58,917 --> 01:11:00,333
You overthink everything!

1744
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,997
You're overthinking this
as well.

1745
01:11:02,121 --> 01:11:04,412
At least I'm brave enough
to get into scheduling.

1746
01:11:04,579 --> 01:11:06,577
You've literally offered me
no logistical help.

1747
01:11:06,701 --> 01:11:08,491
- I'll do this.
- Oh, really?

1748
01:11:08,615 --> 01:11:10,697
I'll schedule it for right now.
I'll fuck you guys right now.

1749
01:11:10,863 --> 01:11:13,611
Incredible how unsexy you're
managing to make this moment!

1750
01:11:13,777 --> 01:11:16,816
OK, OK, OK,
I'm... I'm getting worried.

1751
01:11:16,899 --> 01:11:20,812
- Why?
- Yeah, because... hmm...!

1752
01:11:20,895 --> 01:11:25,224
As horny as I am right now,
I just...

1753
01:11:25,391 --> 01:11:28,638
We cannot do this
from an angry place.

1754
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:30,802
- No, no, no. We're not angry.
- I'm actually not angry.

1755
01:11:30,927 --> 01:11:34,007
This is me happy.
You just haven't seen it yet.

1756
01:11:34,132 --> 01:11:36,380
I don't think
you guys are there.

1757
01:11:36,505 --> 01:11:38,129
We're there.
I can't speak for him,

1758
01:11:38,211 --> 01:11:39,502
but personally, I'm very there.

1759
01:11:39,627 --> 01:11:41,083
I feel very good about this.
I feel there.

1760
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,499
- I would actually do this.
- I would do this.

1761
01:11:42,624 --> 01:11:43,997
- You would actually do this?
- Yeah. Do you wanna do this?

1762
01:11:44,123 --> 01:11:45,496
- I would do this.
- We're doing this.

1763
01:11:45,621 --> 01:11:47,120
I think we would do this.

1764
01:11:47,202 --> 01:11:50,491
If this connection is not coming
from a healthy place...

1765
01:11:50,616 --> 01:11:54,570
- Very healthy!
- We are in need of expansion.

1766
01:11:54,695 --> 01:11:57,110
I think it'd be very healthy
for us on an emotional level,

1767
01:11:57,276 --> 01:11:58,608
just in a positive way.

1768
01:11:58,691 --> 01:12:00,398
- That's a good reason.
- That is a good reason.

1769
01:12:00,564 --> 01:12:02,105
- Everyone's a little buzzed.
- Yeah.

1770
01:12:02,271 --> 01:12:05,018
- Feeling good, feeling loose.
- They're good reasons.

1771
01:12:05,144 --> 01:12:06,517
- We haven't eaten too much.
- Right.

1772
01:12:06,642 --> 01:12:08,015
We have
relatively empty stomachs.

1773
01:12:08,141 --> 01:12:09,722
Yeah,
and Maggie's not home.

1774
01:12:09,888 --> 01:12:11,886
I'm sorry. I just mean
it's, like, a good time

1775
01:12:12,011 --> 01:12:14,218
because it's a free time.
It's a good time for us.

1776
01:12:14,342 --> 01:12:15,923
I'd say there's, uh...

1777
01:12:16,007 --> 01:12:18,505
- no time like ahora.
- Yeah.

1778
01:12:19,004 --> 01:12:20,503
- Ahora.
- Ahora.

1779
01:12:20,628 --> 01:12:22,875
- I'm good with ahora.
- Yeah!

1780
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:24,624
- Ahora.
- Definitely ahora.

1781
01:12:24,789 --> 01:12:25,913
Yeah.

1782
01:12:28,827 --> 01:12:32,200
I don't think this is the night
for all of us together.

1783
01:12:33,074 --> 01:12:34,904
- Right.
- Fuck!

1784
01:12:35,862 --> 01:12:39,484
But we could try
to connect separately.

1785
01:12:40,483 --> 01:12:41,815
Oh?

1786
01:12:41,897 --> 01:12:44,063
- Yeah.
- All right.

1787
01:12:44,188 --> 01:12:45,603
- Yeah.
- OK.

1788
01:12:45,769 --> 01:12:46,768
- Joe.
- Yes?

1789
01:12:46,976 --> 01:12:49,225
How would you feel about
spending a little bit of time

1790
01:12:49,390 --> 01:12:50,723
alone with me?

1791
01:12:53,221 --> 01:12:55,302
- How would you feel about that?
- Mm, I'm...

1792
01:12:55,426 --> 01:12:56,425
You'd feel good about it?

1793
01:12:56,508 --> 01:12:57,716
- You'd feel OK about it?
- Mm-hmm.

1794
01:12:57,881 --> 01:13:01,213
Then I would also feel good
about that as a plan of action

1795
01:13:01,378 --> 01:13:03,418
I would be willing
to proceed with.

1796
01:13:04,210 --> 01:13:05,416
Angela?

1797
01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,413
- Uh...
- Knock yourself out!

1798
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:12,202
Yeah. I do...
Yes! That. Yes.

1799
01:13:12,492 --> 01:13:14,865
- Look at us.
- OK.

1800
01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,281
- Whew!
- Hey... come on.

1801
01:13:16,405 --> 01:13:18,653
- OK.
- OK. Yeah.

1802
01:13:20,484 --> 01:13:21,983
We're gonna separate
but still be together,

1803
01:13:22,067 --> 01:13:24,480
so... feeling positive?

1804
01:13:24,564 --> 01:13:26,063
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

1805
01:13:26,188 --> 01:13:27,977
Joe, any reservations?

1806
01:13:28,976 --> 01:13:30,808
I would maybe prefer

1807
01:13:30,933 --> 01:13:33,513
not to have pegging
performed on my body.

1808
01:13:33,596 --> 01:13:35,304
- Oh, I... I respect that.
- Thanks.

1809
01:13:35,469 --> 01:13:37,177
Positive otherwise,
though. OK?

1810
01:13:37,302 --> 01:13:38,800
Yes. Yeah.

1811
01:13:38,966 --> 01:13:41,214
So, your bedroom?

1812
01:13:41,381 --> 01:13:42,504
- No!
- Not our bedroom.

1813
01:13:42,587 --> 01:13:44,211
- No, no, no.
- Maggie?

1814
01:13:44,378 --> 01:13:47,208
- No! Gross. Uh...
- Maybe...

1815
01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:48,416
- ...your office.
- ...my office.

1816
01:13:48,498 --> 01:13:49,705
- We could...
- I like your office.

1817
01:13:49,873 --> 01:13:50,872
- Oh!
- It's nice.

1818
01:13:51,038 --> 01:13:53,411
You guys could take
the, um... arts and craft room.

1819
01:13:53,493 --> 01:13:55,450
No, I think it's too small.
I feel like the kitchen is...

1820
01:13:55,574 --> 01:13:56,866
- Maybe the kitchen.
- Is that OK?

1821
01:13:56,991 --> 01:13:58,406
- We'll make that work.
- It's just renovated.

1822
01:13:58,489 --> 01:13:59,779
We'll make it work.

1823
01:13:59,946 --> 01:14:02,068
- Great.
- Cool.

1824
01:14:02,692 --> 01:14:05,689
Good luck. Enjoy, everybody.

1825
01:14:05,773 --> 01:14:07,687
- Thank you, yes.
- See you soon.

1826
01:14:07,771 --> 01:14:10,435
- Feel very good about all this.
- Great, very positive.

1827
01:14:10,519 --> 01:14:12,892
- Cool.
- Angela...

1828
01:14:13,516 --> 01:14:15,222
Oh, hello!

1829
01:14:19,426 --> 01:14:20,967
Namaste.

1830
01:14:22,215 --> 01:14:23,506
OK.

1831
01:14:23,671 --> 01:14:25,379
OK. Hi.

1832
01:14:26,169 --> 01:14:28,084
Uh, Joe.

1833
01:14:29,707 --> 01:14:31,289
Oh.

1834
01:14:31,414 --> 01:14:33,703
- Cheers.
- Thank you. Great.

1835
01:14:34,453 --> 01:14:35,494
OK...

1836
01:14:48,646 --> 01:14:50,145
I meant to do the dishes

1837
01:14:50,270 --> 01:14:52,227
before you guys arrived tonight.

1838
01:14:52,310 --> 01:14:55,681
Just give me a second -
I'm gonna wipe the countertops.

1839
01:14:55,807 --> 01:14:58,013
I meant to do it
before you guys...

1840
01:14:58,179 --> 01:15:01,717
I mean...

1841
01:15:02,508 --> 01:15:04,215
- I'll just do the dishwasher.
- Oh, no.

1842
01:15:04,298 --> 01:15:05,880
Really quick! I can do it...
I'll be so fast!

1843
01:15:06,005 --> 01:15:07,587
- You don't have to do that now.
- No?

1844
01:15:08,377 --> 01:15:10,709
Wait. I...
One second!

1845
01:15:14,081 --> 01:15:15,787
- Um...
- Better, right? No?

1846
01:15:43,967 --> 01:15:45,675
This is a stupid blouse.

1847
01:15:54,873 --> 01:15:56,080
Oops.

1848
01:16:00,784 --> 01:16:02,658
- Do you want help with that?
- Nope. No, no.

1849
01:16:03,572 --> 01:16:05,862
Just... one second!

1850
01:16:06,861 --> 01:16:08,277
Fuck me!

1851
01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:25,801
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1852
01:16:25,967 --> 01:16:27,716
Oh! Uh...

1853
01:16:29,421 --> 01:16:32,294
♪ You know me better than that

1854
01:16:33,710 --> 01:16:35,208
It is a good song.

1855
01:16:35,374 --> 01:16:39,995
♪ You think I'd leave you down
when you're down on your knees

1856
01:16:43,283 --> 01:16:45,281
♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪

1857
01:16:45,405 --> 01:16:47,779
Hey!

1858
01:16:47,945 --> 01:16:49,694
Oh! Sorry! Sorry!

1859
01:16:51,275 --> 01:16:56,478
♪ If only you could see into me

1860
01:17:02,930 --> 01:17:08,675
♪ Oh, when you're cold

1861
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,880
♪ I'll be there

1862
01:17:12,004 --> 01:17:15,710
♪ Hold you tight to me... ♪

1863
01:17:15,793 --> 01:17:17,499
Do you actually
look in the mirror

1864
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,164
and not know
how sexy you are?

1865
01:17:19,289 --> 01:17:21,994
Oh, blah! No!

1866
01:17:22,078 --> 01:17:23,702
- Angela!
- No. No.

1867
01:17:23,785 --> 01:17:26,282
You can't be that out of touch
with yourself, are you?

1868
01:17:26,407 --> 01:17:29,196
Oh, God. No. I know.
I'm a stupid fucking cunt.

1869
01:17:29,279 --> 01:17:31,194
- I really... I...
- Whoa, Angela.

1870
01:17:31,277 --> 01:17:32,901
No, that's just
my inner monologue.

1871
01:17:32,984 --> 01:17:34,566
That's just the way
I speak to myself.

1872
01:17:34,691 --> 01:17:37,188
It's just the voice in my head.
It's not... No... it's good.

1873
01:17:37,354 --> 01:17:38,603
- Are you sure?
- I'm good.

1874
01:17:39,602 --> 01:17:41,017
Holy shit!

1875
01:17:41,184 --> 01:17:43,807
♪ You think
I'd leave your side, baby... ♪

1876
01:17:43,932 --> 01:17:46,179
Thank you
so much for this.

1877
01:17:46,304 --> 01:17:48,302
This is... This is...
This is already amazing.

1878
01:17:48,428 --> 01:17:50,091
♪ You know me better
than that... ♪

1879
01:17:50,216 --> 01:17:52,382
Thank you for this.

1880
01:17:53,588 --> 01:17:55,086
♪ Think I'd leave you down

1881
01:17:55,211 --> 01:17:57,918
♪ When you're down
on your knees... ♪

1882
01:17:58,001 --> 01:18:00,290
Jesus Christ, you're hot.

1883
01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,952
- ♪ I wouldn't do that... ♪
- Holy shit!

1884
01:18:05,910 --> 01:18:07,949
- How do you wanna do it?
- Oh!

1885
01:18:08,573 --> 01:18:10,571
How do I...

1886
01:18:10,696 --> 01:18:12,194
Um...

1887
01:18:12,986 --> 01:18:16,774
I want the, um... thing with...

1888
01:18:16,899 --> 01:18:20,186
Mm... Yeah,
that menu would come in handy.

1889
01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:24,433
I think the, um...
thing, the one with...

1890
01:18:24,517 --> 01:18:26,805
What you, you say...

1891
01:18:26,930 --> 01:18:28,887
You say.

1892
01:18:29,012 --> 01:18:31,593
You take this one.

1893
01:18:35,796 --> 01:18:37,587
You want me to do the thing

1894
01:18:37,711 --> 01:18:39,917
that makes Piña scream
like that?

1895
01:18:40,001 --> 01:18:43,373
Yes.
Yeah. Yes.

1896
01:18:45,079 --> 01:18:48,783
♪ I'll tell you you're right
when you want

1897
01:18:50,157 --> 01:18:52,946
♪ Ha-a, ha-a

1898
01:18:53,071 --> 01:18:54,986
♪ Ha-a-a, oh-o... ♪

1899
01:18:57,941 --> 01:19:00,771
♪ And if only
you could see into me... ♪

1900
01:19:09,804 --> 01:19:12,010
♪ Oh

1901
01:19:12,094 --> 01:19:15,299
♪ When you're cold

1902
01:19:15,424 --> 01:19:18,588
♪ I'll be there

1903
01:19:18,713 --> 01:19:22,709
♪ Hold you tight to me,
to me, yeah

1904
01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:25,081
♪ Oh

1905
01:19:25,207 --> 01:19:28,453
- ♪ When you're low
- OK, take off your clothes.

1906
01:19:28,578 --> 01:19:31,700
- ♪ I'll be there
- Slow, slow, slow!

1907
01:19:31,865 --> 01:19:35,945
♪ By your side, baby

1908
01:19:36,070 --> 01:19:38,276
♪ Oh

1909
01:19:38,401 --> 01:19:42,273
♪ When you're cold... ♪

1910
01:19:45,436 --> 01:19:46,934
OK...

1911
01:19:48,516 --> 01:19:51,305
♪ I'll be there

1912
01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:54,010
♪ By your side... ♪

1913
01:19:54,093 --> 01:19:56,217
Whoa, whoa, whoa...

1914
01:19:56,383 --> 01:19:57,881
Argh!

1915
01:19:58,299 --> 01:20:00,297
Oh, that's Joe's back.

1916
01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:01,919
That's Joe's back.
He's... He's fine.

1917
01:20:02,002 --> 01:20:04,168
No, no, he's fine. He's fine.

1918
01:20:04,293 --> 01:20:06,872
He's fine. He's fine. He's fine.
He's OK.

1919
01:20:06,997 --> 01:20:08,704
I think... I really think
he's OK. I think he's...

1920
01:20:08,788 --> 01:20:09,911
Yeah, he sounds fine.

1921
01:20:12,575 --> 01:20:14,073
Help! <i>¡Ayúdame!</i>

1922
01:20:16,904 --> 01:20:18,778
He fell.
He hurt his back.

1923
01:20:18,943 --> 01:20:21,650
- What happened?
- He's hurt his back.

1924
01:20:21,775 --> 01:20:24,273
- His back?
- Yes, my back.

1925
01:20:24,397 --> 01:20:26,520
Don't touch me.
Go away. Get away from me.

1926
01:20:26,686 --> 01:20:29,725
- Stop moving, Joe. Joe!
- Let me be! Let me be!

1927
01:20:29,891 --> 01:20:33,013
I just need my pillows.
I have these pillows.

1928
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:36,219
- Joe, you gotta stop moving.
- I gotta have my pillows. Fuck!

1929
01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:38,883
Listen to me. Listen to me.
Slow your breathing down. OK?

1930
01:20:39,007 --> 01:20:41,005
- Slow your breathing down.
- Don't touch me. Just go away.

1931
01:20:41,089 --> 01:20:43,003
Go away.
Don't do anything to me.

1932
01:20:43,087 --> 01:20:45,501
Don't rolf me.
Don't you dare rolf me!

1933
01:20:45,667 --> 01:20:47,915
Don't do this!
Don't do it, man.

1934
01:20:47,998 --> 01:20:49,206
Please don't do this.

1935
01:20:49,289 --> 01:20:50,579
Whatever you're gonna do,
don't do it.

1936
01:20:50,704 --> 01:20:52,078
Take a deep breath
and try not to flinch.

1937
01:20:52,203 --> 01:20:53,493
- Oh, God, don't do this.
- Try not to flinch.

1938
01:20:53,576 --> 01:20:55,990
- Please don't do it. Oh, God!
- One, two, three!

1939
01:20:56,157 --> 01:21:00,569
Argh!
Fuck you! Argh!

1940
01:21:00,694 --> 01:21:02,443
- Go away.
- You're done!

1941
01:21:02,567 --> 01:21:04,773
- It didn't help.
- OK, it takes a second.

1942
01:21:04,940 --> 01:21:06,855
- It didn't help at all.
- It takes a second.

1943
01:21:06,979 --> 01:21:08,229
- Fuck off!
- I think I did it right.

1944
01:21:08,312 --> 01:21:10,102
- Get me some ice.
- I think I did it right.

1945
01:21:10,227 --> 01:21:13,514
- Get me some ice.
- This is so embarrassing.

1946
01:21:13,681 --> 01:21:15,804
We are...
We are so fucking embarrassing.

1947
01:21:15,971 --> 01:21:18,010
I can't believe it. Of course
it's your fucking back.

1948
01:21:18,094 --> 01:21:21,007
Our entire life
is about your fucking back.

1949
01:21:21,091 --> 01:21:23,172
- Constant fucking complaining!
- What are you talking about?

1950
01:21:23,297 --> 01:21:25,295
Sorry my back
is an inconvenience

1951
01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:27,168
to you having a fucking orgy.

1952
01:21:27,293 --> 01:21:28,791
It actually is,
if you want to know,

1953
01:21:28,916 --> 01:21:30,373
and I'm not allowed
to complain about it.

1954
01:21:30,498 --> 01:21:32,205
I'm not allowed to say
a fucking thing about it ever.

1955
01:21:32,288 --> 01:21:35,285
Well, you're talking about it
right now. So, congratulations.

1956
01:21:35,410 --> 01:21:36,409
- Oh, no!
- Is it bad?

1957
01:21:36,492 --> 01:21:38,990
Yes, it's bad! Look at me!

1958
01:21:39,156 --> 01:21:42,070
Do you know your back pain
is not about your back?

1959
01:21:42,195 --> 01:21:44,484
I think it actually is very much
about my back!

1960
01:21:44,567 --> 01:21:45,774
That's not gonna work.

1961
01:21:45,899 --> 01:21:48,189
No massage, no pillow -
none of those things work.

1962
01:21:48,272 --> 01:21:50,312
L4, L5, fucking classic.

1963
01:21:50,437 --> 01:21:53,309
Your back pain is about
everything that you don't say.

1964
01:21:53,434 --> 01:21:56,721
You know? It's your rage,
it's your anger speaking.

1965
01:21:56,805 --> 01:21:59,012
Hey, what are you talking about?
Why are you doing this?

1966
01:21:59,178 --> 01:22:02,383
We were dancing to Sade
thirty seconds ago.

1967
01:22:02,508 --> 01:22:04,381
It didn't hurt you in there
when we were dancing, right?

1968
01:22:04,506 --> 01:22:06,504
We were having a nice time.
I was loose.

1969
01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:08,877
What the fuck
are you smiling at, Hawk?

1970
01:22:09,002 --> 01:22:10,500
I, I, I... I feel you, man.

1971
01:22:10,666 --> 01:22:12,789
"You feel me"? Don't try
to connect to me, Hawk.

1972
01:22:12,915 --> 01:22:15,203
Do not try to connect with me.
I don't want it.

1973
01:22:15,287 --> 01:22:17,410
- I've been where you are, Joe.
- What the fuck?

1974
01:22:17,493 --> 01:22:19,408
So, you've been on your floor
in your underpants,

1975
01:22:19,491 --> 01:22:20,656
ice on your back?

1976
01:22:20,781 --> 01:22:24,861
Yeah, I've been on the floor
angry and in pain and all of it.

1977
01:22:24,986 --> 01:22:26,276
- Trust me.
- Oh, my God!

1978
01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,565
I don't fucking want you to try

1979
01:22:28,689 --> 01:22:30,938
to in any way
emotionally relate to me,

1980
01:22:31,022 --> 01:22:32,311
you fucking pervert.

1981
01:22:32,436 --> 01:22:34,808
- We're nothing alike.
- How do you know?

1982
01:22:34,934 --> 01:22:37,515
Also, your name isn't Hawk!

1983
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:39,014
No one's name is Hawk.

1984
01:22:39,097 --> 01:22:41,302
You go on and on
about radical honesty.

1985
01:22:41,427 --> 01:22:43,217
Your whole name's
a fucking lie, man.

1986
01:22:43,384 --> 01:22:44,715
What is your name?

1987
01:22:44,883 --> 01:22:46,713
What's your actual name?
Tell me your...

1988
01:22:46,797 --> 01:22:48,212
What is
on your driver's license?

1989
01:22:49,378 --> 01:22:52,001
Howard Wilson Kelly.

1990
01:22:53,957 --> 01:22:55,705
Howard.

1991
01:22:56,579 --> 01:22:58,161
He's Howard.

1992
01:22:58,952 --> 01:23:00,908
Your name is Howard.

1993
01:23:01,866 --> 01:23:05,278
This whole time,
it hasn't been Hawk.

1994
01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:08,359
It's been little Howie.

1995
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:10,398
Oh, my God.

1996
01:23:10,482 --> 01:23:12,396
That changes everything.

1997
01:23:13,230 --> 01:23:16,102
I didn't know we had a Howard
in our midst.

1998
01:23:16,227 --> 01:23:18,724
I would've been
so much nicer to you.

1999
01:23:18,890 --> 01:23:20,888
Where did Hawk come from, Howie?

2000
01:23:21,013 --> 01:23:22,303
How'd you land on Hawk?

2001
01:23:22,470 --> 01:23:25,218
It's just...
It's the name I gave myself.

2002
01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:27,716
A nickname you gave yourself.

2003
01:23:27,798 --> 01:23:29,714
Literally the lamest words

2004
01:23:29,879 --> 01:23:31,419
that could have come
out of your mouth.

2005
01:23:31,502 --> 01:23:32,711
Oh, my God.

2006
01:23:32,794 --> 01:23:34,999
What, were you biking
across the playa at Burning Man?

2007
01:23:35,166 --> 01:23:37,580
You saw a fucking bird fly by
or something?

2008
01:23:37,706 --> 01:23:42,076
No, it's something I did
after my wife died.

2009
01:23:46,197 --> 01:23:47,986
You asked.

2010
01:23:48,778 --> 01:23:51,192
Well, you should lead with that
next time, I guess.

2011
01:23:52,066 --> 01:23:53,439
She got cancer.

2012
01:23:53,522 --> 01:23:55,729
You don't have to
answer his question.

2013
01:23:55,895 --> 01:23:57,311
You don't have to say anything.

2014
01:23:57,435 --> 01:23:59,309
It's a fair question, you know.

2015
01:24:00,099 --> 01:24:02,014
How does Howard get to Hawk?

2016
01:24:02,181 --> 01:24:03,929
So...

2017
01:24:04,012 --> 01:24:06,010
For Joe...

2018
01:24:06,093 --> 01:24:07,591
Um...

2019
01:24:08,383 --> 01:24:10,422
After she died, I...

2020
01:24:10,505 --> 01:24:11,962
I was doing some things

2021
01:24:12,087 --> 01:24:14,085
that were pretty
suicidally stupid at work,

2022
01:24:14,210 --> 01:24:17,207
and I was gonna get someone
else killed along with me.

2023
01:24:17,374 --> 01:24:20,495
And do you know
how people say

2024
01:24:20,663 --> 01:24:22,786
your life flashes
before your eyes?

2025
01:24:22,911 --> 01:24:23,992
I... I...

2026
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:26,073
That happened to me,
but not my life -

2027
01:24:26,198 --> 01:24:27,988
it was our life together.

2028
01:24:28,987 --> 01:24:34,190
It went by me
in this high-speed film.

2029
01:24:34,357 --> 01:24:39,435
And I kept seeing this woman,

2030
01:24:39,518 --> 01:24:43,598
this, like, very gentle,
very shy, sweet girl

2031
01:24:43,723 --> 01:24:45,221
who, like...

2032
01:24:45,304 --> 01:24:47,802
She thought I hung the moon.

2033
01:24:49,425 --> 01:24:52,922
And in the film, she...

2034
01:24:53,005 --> 01:24:55,669
Over and over again,
she tried to...

2035
01:24:57,376 --> 01:24:59,790
...open up
about her fantasy life to me,

2036
01:24:59,915 --> 01:25:02,412
to, you know, share

2037
01:25:02,496 --> 01:25:07,699
this kind of sensual,
adventurous side of herself,

2038
01:25:07,866 --> 01:25:10,363
so that I would
enter into it with her, and...

2039
01:25:11,487 --> 01:25:15,066
...I didn't just,
you know, resist it.

2040
01:25:16,190 --> 01:25:20,020
I got really tight
and judgmental and insecure.

2041
01:25:20,103 --> 01:25:21,519
And I...

2042
01:25:22,601 --> 01:25:26,805
And I made her feel
so bad about it

2043
01:25:26,930 --> 01:25:29,302
that somewhere in that movie,
she just stops...

2044
01:25:30,426 --> 01:25:32,508
...trying to connect
with me at all.

2045
01:25:34,672 --> 01:25:37,919
I suppressed her, you know? I...

2046
01:25:39,667 --> 01:25:46,660
I shut down her attempt
to, like, live more boldly.

2047
01:25:48,658 --> 01:25:53,695
Somehow, the universe puts me
on this one's couch, and...

2048
01:25:54,694 --> 01:25:58,107
...she told me, you know,
you got two choices.

2049
01:25:58,231 --> 01:26:00,105
Go set yourself on fire
for real,

2050
01:26:00,229 --> 01:26:06,890
or change who you are
and make yourself available.

2051
01:26:08,221 --> 01:26:09,804
So, uh...

2052
01:26:09,970 --> 01:26:13,216
I decided I really better
change my name

2053
01:26:13,384 --> 01:26:14,799
if I was gonna change my life.

2054
01:26:14,965 --> 01:26:16,713
And so I did.

2055
01:26:19,710 --> 01:26:22,707
Well...
I'm sorry your wife passed away,

2056
01:26:22,874 --> 01:26:25,788
and I'm glad you found a woman
who would peg you

2057
01:26:25,954 --> 01:26:28,951
after you didn't
let your wife peg you.

2058
01:26:29,076 --> 01:26:30,283
Oh, my God!

2059
01:26:30,409 --> 01:26:31,990
What do you want from me?
I'm sorry.

2060
01:26:32,157 --> 01:26:33,656
That's the moral of that story
as far as I'm concerned.

2061
01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:34,779
Oh, my God!

2062
01:26:34,945 --> 01:26:37,568
My boyfriend shares

2063
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:41,606
that very difficult
and painful story with you,

2064
01:26:41,731 --> 01:26:43,187
and you're making fun of him?

2065
01:26:43,311 --> 01:26:46,308
I'm living a difficult
and painful story right now,

2066
01:26:46,476 --> 01:26:47,517
in real life!

2067
01:26:47,683 --> 01:26:49,515
I really didn't expect this
from you.

2068
01:26:49,681 --> 01:26:51,221
This is fucking disappointing.

2069
01:26:51,388 --> 01:26:53,511
- OK. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, no, no. Really!

2070
01:26:53,594 --> 01:26:56,923
Shut up! Stop! Stop being
unrespectful to my boyfriend.

2071
01:26:57,007 --> 01:26:58,714
Disrespectful.
Don't be disrespectful.

2072
01:26:58,796 --> 01:27:00,462
She's saying...

2073
01:27:01,211 --> 01:27:03,084
She's saying what?

2074
01:27:03,209 --> 01:27:04,790
No, no. I...
I was just clarifying.

2075
01:27:04,957 --> 01:27:06,164
I think they caught
what I was saying.

2076
01:27:06,289 --> 01:27:07,497
Oh, are you going to interrupt?

2077
01:27:07,663 --> 01:27:09,786
- Sorry.
- Correct my English right now?

2078
01:27:09,910 --> 01:27:11,576
No, <i>mi amor,</i> I was trying
to clarify for him...

2079
01:27:11,701 --> 01:27:14,198
No! You're always
interrupting me,

2080
01:27:14,282 --> 01:27:15,364
always correcting me!

2081
01:27:16,654 --> 01:27:18,444
Do you know
how bad your Spanish is?

2082
01:27:18,569 --> 01:27:19,776
And I never tell you, right?

2083
01:27:19,942 --> 01:27:21,399
What do I do?
I help you.

2084
01:27:21,483 --> 01:27:23,896
I've been telling you all night,
this is not gonna work.

2085
01:27:24,021 --> 01:27:25,187
It's not the night.
They're not ready.

2086
01:27:25,313 --> 01:27:26,811
Look at this fucking mess.

2087
01:27:26,935 --> 01:27:28,310
And you keep pushing.

2088
01:27:28,476 --> 01:27:30,308
You keep pushing
because you're always pushing.

2089
01:27:30,432 --> 01:27:32,597
And you know why?
Because you don't listen.

2090
01:27:33,012 --> 01:27:35,220
- Just fucking listen.
- OK. OK.

2091
01:27:35,303 --> 01:27:36,426
Piña...

2092
01:27:36,509 --> 01:27:37,592
Piña!

2093
01:27:37,717 --> 01:27:39,506
No, I don't wanna talk to you.
Just...

2094
01:27:39,673 --> 01:27:41,297
- Piña!
- Shut the fuck up for once.

2095
01:27:41,421 --> 01:27:42,587
- I...
- Shut the fuck up!

2096
01:27:42,712 --> 01:27:45,000
Really! Really!
For once, just shut the fuck up.

2097
01:27:45,084 --> 01:27:47,082
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Shut the fuck up.

2098
01:27:47,208 --> 01:27:48,581
- Shut the fuck up.
- I shouldn't have said that.

2099
01:27:48,706 --> 01:27:50,579
- Just shut the fuck up.
- It was terrible timing.

2100
01:27:50,704 --> 01:27:53,202
And... you are right.

2101
01:27:53,991 --> 01:27:56,282
This is the last time
that will ever happen.

2102
01:27:56,448 --> 01:27:58,487
I totally understand
what you're saying.

2103
01:27:58,571 --> 01:27:59,653
You said that before.

2104
01:27:59,778 --> 01:28:01,277
No, I never have.
I will never do it again.

2105
01:28:01,402 --> 01:28:03,358
Fucking embarrassing.

2106
01:28:04,606 --> 01:28:07,520
And I'm sorry
for yelling at you.

2107
01:28:07,603 --> 01:28:10,017
And I'm... I'm sorry
if this was too much. I'm sorry.

2108
01:28:10,100 --> 01:28:11,392
No, no. It... It...

2109
01:28:11,516 --> 01:28:13,097
- Don't be sorry.
- I'm sorry, Joe.

2110
01:28:13,223 --> 01:28:15,221
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It was a joke.

2111
01:28:15,388 --> 01:28:17,303
Don't apologize.
Don't anybody apologize.

2112
01:28:17,428 --> 01:28:18,509
We're so sorry.

2113
01:28:18,676 --> 01:28:20,383
I'm sorry I... yelled at you.

2114
01:28:20,507 --> 01:28:23,004
- I'm sorry I yelled at you.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2115
01:28:23,087 --> 01:28:24,920
- It was horrible what you said.
- You don't have to be sorry.

2116
01:28:25,002 --> 01:28:26,918
Guys...
We are sorry.

2117
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:29,207
- "We"?
- OK? We're a fucking disaster.

2118
01:28:29,374 --> 01:28:31,579
We couldn't even
pull off an orgy.

2119
01:28:31,704 --> 01:28:35,201
OK? We are dead inside.
So, I apologize for that.

2120
01:28:35,368 --> 01:28:38,365
Oh, no, don't worry about that.
You are definitely not dead.

2121
01:28:38,490 --> 01:28:40,280
You wanted
to fuck the two of us.

2122
01:28:40,862 --> 01:28:42,568
It just wasn't the right night.

2123
01:28:42,693 --> 01:28:44,276
But what I don't understand is

2124
01:28:44,442 --> 01:28:46,731
how you can even have sex
with each other,

2125
01:28:46,814 --> 01:28:49,521
'cause you are so mean
to each other.

2126
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:58,927
Because you... you do have sex
with each other, right?

2127
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:06,087
When was the last time
you two had sex?

2128
01:29:08,377 --> 01:29:09,666
A year ago.

2129
01:29:12,289 --> 01:29:14,204
Oh, sorry.
I thought you said a year.

2130
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,867
You did say a year?
A year?

2131
01:29:17,992 --> 01:29:19,574
A year ago?

2132
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:24,444
Oh, my God! No wonder
why you are so awkward...

2133
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,398
...and horny and weird.

2134
01:29:28,482 --> 01:29:30,979
Do you know
why you don't have sex?

2135
01:29:31,105 --> 01:29:32,977
- Because she won't fuck me.
- Well, because of him.

2136
01:29:33,103 --> 01:29:34,102
It's your fault.

2137
01:29:34,184 --> 01:29:35,183
- What?
- It's your fault.

2138
01:29:35,350 --> 01:29:36,806
- It's not my fault.
- Of course it's your fault!

2139
01:29:36,889 --> 01:29:38,887
We don't have sex 'cause
she won't have sex with me.

2140
01:29:38,972 --> 01:29:40,760
- That's why!
- "Won't have sex with you"?

2141
01:29:40,885 --> 01:29:42,052
You don't try!

2142
01:29:42,176 --> 01:29:43,757
I stopped trying
because how many times can I try

2143
01:29:43,882 --> 01:29:44,966
before I'm just
torturing myself?

2144
01:29:45,091 --> 01:29:46,547
- Oh, uh...
- It's humiliating.

2145
01:29:46,671 --> 01:29:47,878
I'm being humiliated.

2146
01:29:48,046 --> 01:29:50,086
Am I not worth just a little bit
more effort than that?

2147
01:29:50,168 --> 01:29:51,959
Could you maybe be trying
a little bit harder?

2148
01:29:52,084 --> 01:29:54,082
How much effort do I need to put
into having sex

2149
01:29:54,247 --> 01:29:57,328
with a woman who's supposed
to want to have sex with me?

2150
01:29:57,453 --> 01:29:59,576
Why should that
take so much effort?

2151
01:29:59,741 --> 01:30:02,074
You're supposed
to be attracted to me.

2152
01:30:02,239 --> 01:30:04,072
You're my wife!
What are talking about?

2153
01:30:04,237 --> 01:30:07,027
You know what? You don't want
to do anything, OK?

2154
01:30:07,152 --> 01:30:08,983
So, that's where I'm starting.
OK?

2155
01:30:09,108 --> 01:30:10,606
It's not very attractive

2156
01:30:10,690 --> 01:30:12,604
to be with someone
who's just fucking miserable.

2157
01:30:12,688 --> 01:30:14,269
So, because you're miserable,
then I'm miserable.

2158
01:30:14,394 --> 01:30:15,393
You're miserable, too.

2159
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:17,100
So, congratulations.
I guess we're both miserable.

2160
01:30:17,266 --> 01:30:18,390
We're even, OK?

2161
01:30:18,557 --> 01:30:20,097
You've nothing
to be upset about.

2162
01:30:20,181 --> 01:30:22,969
Angela,
would you fuck yourself?

2163
01:30:23,677 --> 01:30:24,967
What?

2164
01:30:25,092 --> 01:30:26,965
Would you have sex
with yourself?

2165
01:30:30,171 --> 01:30:32,959
Hmm! Would you...
fuck yourself?

2166
01:30:33,084 --> 01:30:34,790
All I do is fuck myself.

2167
01:30:35,456 --> 01:30:39,245
I'm the only person
who fucks me currently. So, yes.

2168
01:30:42,366 --> 01:30:46,445
Do you even remember a time
when you were not miserable?

2169
01:30:46,570 --> 01:30:48,568
What's the difference?

2170
01:30:49,567 --> 01:30:51,399
Yeah, I do.

2171
01:30:55,603 --> 01:30:58,184
How did you two meet?

2172
01:30:58,892 --> 01:31:00,890
Who cares?

2173
01:31:00,973 --> 01:31:03,470
Who cares at this point?

2174
01:31:03,595 --> 01:31:05,885
- I'll tell you.
- Great.

2175
01:31:06,051 --> 01:31:07,591
Um...

2176
01:31:10,297 --> 01:31:14,542
I was on a very bad date...

2177
01:31:15,541 --> 01:31:20,578
...at this dive bar where Joe
was playing with his band,

2178
01:31:20,745 --> 01:31:26,031
and he was flirting with me
the entire show from the stage,

2179
01:31:26,156 --> 01:31:27,155
making me laugh.

2180
01:31:28,653 --> 01:31:30,943
And so I made my date
drop me off,

2181
01:31:31,068 --> 01:31:32,691
and I sprinted back to the bar,

2182
01:31:32,817 --> 01:31:34,357
so I could see
if I could catch Joe,

2183
01:31:34,481 --> 01:31:35,980
and I... I did.

2184
01:31:36,105 --> 01:31:38,103
But I don't think
you ever realized

2185
01:31:38,186 --> 01:31:42,182
that I ran eleven blocks
that night.

2186
01:31:42,349 --> 01:31:44,055
Did you know that?

2187
01:31:45,470 --> 01:31:47,385
- I didn't know that.
- Yeah.

2188
01:31:47,551 --> 01:31:51,173
I thought you were just
a bizarrely sweaty person.

2189
01:31:51,340 --> 01:31:55,169
Maybe you had eaten
some bad shrimp or something.

2190
01:32:00,789 --> 01:32:03,369
And we had sex all the time.
We had...

2191
01:32:03,535 --> 01:32:06,158
We actually had great sex.
It was great. It was really fun.

2192
01:32:06,950 --> 01:32:09,155
We were best friends.

2193
01:32:11,278 --> 01:32:13,276
That is true.

2194
01:32:15,107 --> 01:32:17,980
And then you just decided
to be miserable.

2195
01:32:20,601 --> 01:32:22,475
Are you kidding me right now?

2196
01:32:23,391 --> 01:32:24,807
Are you fucking for real?

2197
01:32:25,681 --> 01:32:28,261
I "decided to become miserable"?

2198
01:32:30,342 --> 01:32:34,838
Do you actually not understand
how I feel... at all?

2199
01:32:34,963 --> 01:32:36,670
You don't get it?

2200
01:32:38,459 --> 01:32:39,958
I'm a failure, Angela.

2201
01:32:40,082 --> 01:32:43,829
I live in my parents'
apartment...

2202
01:32:44,745 --> 01:32:48,034
...which is humiliating.
I teach at a bad school.

2203
01:32:48,658 --> 01:32:50,364
Teach a bunch of kids
to play the oboe

2204
01:32:50,531 --> 01:32:52,529
who don't give a fuck
about it at all.

2205
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:55,859
And nothing is gonna change
anytime soon.

2206
01:32:55,984 --> 01:32:58,606
So, this is my life.
So, I'm miserable. Yes.

2207
01:32:58,773 --> 01:33:00,271
Why can't you just let me
be miserable?

2208
01:33:00,396 --> 01:33:03,851
Why can't you just accept
that I am not happy

2209
01:33:03,976 --> 01:33:05,766
and just let me be not happy?

2210
01:33:07,472 --> 01:33:11,594
I'm sorry that your band
didn't work out, Joe.

2211
01:33:11,676 --> 01:33:12,842
I'm really sorry.

2212
01:33:12,967 --> 01:33:15,590
You still teach music
every single day.

2213
01:33:15,672 --> 01:33:17,588
You get to live
in a beautiful home.

2214
01:33:17,754 --> 01:33:20,876
You have a kid
who fucking worships you.

2215
01:33:21,042 --> 01:33:24,581
You have a life that I think
many people would kill for,

2216
01:33:24,747 --> 01:33:26,661
but you've just decided
to make the choice

2217
01:33:26,828 --> 01:33:29,450
to not get over your bullshit
and to just be miserable.

2218
01:33:29,576 --> 01:33:32,864
You won't even fucking touch
the piano that you used to love,

2219
01:33:32,947 --> 01:33:34,571
and we all have to tiptoe
around you.

2220
01:33:34,737 --> 01:33:36,818
You're just like a sad,
wounded puppy.

2221
01:33:36,901 --> 01:33:39,815
- You guys want some Rooibos?
- Oh, fuck off, Hawk!

2222
01:33:39,898 --> 01:33:42,479
- Fuck off!
- Sorry. Sorry.

2223
01:33:42,605 --> 01:33:44,768
I am the one
who gave everything up.

2224
01:33:44,893 --> 01:33:46,476
You did that.
There's one reason

2225
01:33:46,601 --> 01:33:48,389
that you're not doing
what you are not doing,

2226
01:33:48,474 --> 01:33:51,179
and that is because
you are not doing it. You quit.

2227
01:33:51,345 --> 01:33:52,553
You gave up.

2228
01:33:52,678 --> 01:33:54,593
Can I ask you a question?
For real?

2229
01:33:54,758 --> 01:33:55,841
What do you do all day?

2230
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:58,338
Maggie goes to school.
I go to work.

2231
01:33:58,464 --> 01:34:02,085
You go fucking insane
in this apartment.

2232
01:34:02,168 --> 01:34:03,749
I don't know what the fuck
you're doing.

2233
01:34:03,874 --> 01:34:06,955
You're buying fucking lamps
and pillows and shit.

2234
01:34:07,080 --> 01:34:08,869
And then you try

2235
01:34:08,953 --> 01:34:12,033
to just fucking control
every aspect of my life

2236
01:34:12,158 --> 01:34:14,573
when I get home at the end
of every fucking day. It's...

2237
01:34:14,739 --> 01:34:16,361
What are you doing here?

2238
01:34:16,529 --> 01:34:18,318
- Fuck you, Joe!
- What are you fucking doing?

2239
01:34:18,444 --> 01:34:20,399
- Fuck me? Yeah. Fuck me.
- Yeah.

2240
01:34:20,483 --> 01:34:22,606
Fuck you! And I am not trying
to control you.

2241
01:34:22,773 --> 01:34:25,187
- I am not controlling. No!
- You don't let me do anything.

2242
01:34:25,311 --> 01:34:26,810
You don't let me get
a fucking cat.

2243
01:34:26,893 --> 01:34:28,308
- I don't like cats.
- There you go.

2244
01:34:28,392 --> 01:34:30,473
- They're fucking mean!
- Congratulations.

2245
01:34:30,598 --> 01:34:32,304
I wanted one fucking thing.

2246
01:34:32,388 --> 01:34:34,594
Do you see
how you talk to each other?

2247
01:34:34,678 --> 01:34:38,964
Do you see how you keep blaming
each other for your unhappiness?

2248
01:34:44,333 --> 01:34:46,249
You made these choices.

2249
01:34:46,374 --> 01:34:48,372
They're your choices.

2250
01:34:50,453 --> 01:34:52,243
So much resentment.

2251
01:34:53,075 --> 01:34:55,157
So much.

2252
01:34:55,657 --> 01:34:57,155
Why are you in this marriage?

2253
01:34:57,280 --> 01:34:58,654
We have a daughter.

2254
01:34:58,779 --> 01:35:00,277
- Maggie.
- Great.

2255
01:35:00,361 --> 01:35:05,105
That's gonna be really,
really great for her, um...

2256
01:35:05,772 --> 01:35:07,603
'Cause you think
she doesn't notice, right?

2257
01:35:07,770 --> 01:35:09,851
She doesn't feel this.

2258
01:35:11,350 --> 01:35:13,472
You prefer that she grows up

2259
01:35:13,597 --> 01:35:17,676
marinating in this
horrible anxiety every day.

2260
01:35:18,675 --> 01:35:21,340
What's better - to have
happy parents who are separate

2261
01:35:21,464 --> 01:35:23,338
or to have
very miserable parents

2262
01:35:23,462 --> 01:35:25,336
that stay together
for their children?

2263
01:35:33,035 --> 01:35:36,449
I think we only get
a few chances

2264
01:35:36,574 --> 01:35:39,154
for meaningful
relationships in life.

2265
01:35:40,570 --> 01:35:43,817
Usually,
we move to different people.

2266
01:35:45,107 --> 01:35:48,355
Sometimes,
we can have a new relationship

2267
01:35:48,479 --> 01:35:50,394
with the same person.

2268
01:35:52,975 --> 01:35:54,764
It's up to you.

2269
01:35:56,887 --> 01:35:58,552
But I think this relationship...

2270
01:35:59,968 --> 01:36:01,300
...is over.

2271
01:36:09,041 --> 01:36:10,665
Yeah.

2272
01:36:16,826 --> 01:36:18,450
Yeah.

2273
01:36:20,655 --> 01:36:22,736
But I'm not
your therapist, so...

2274
01:36:22,861 --> 01:36:24,901
I think I'm talking too much.

2275
01:36:27,606 --> 01:36:29,355
Hawk?

2276
01:36:34,392 --> 01:36:36,182
Gosh, you guys. I...

2277
01:36:37,596 --> 01:36:40,469
We really just wanted to see
the apartment, you know, and...

2278
01:36:41,385 --> 01:36:42,675
...maybe fuck a little.

2279
01:36:45,256 --> 01:36:47,087
Sorry to let you down.

2280
01:36:48,086 --> 01:36:49,377
Maybe next time.

2281
01:36:50,084 --> 01:36:52,249
Can I have my casserole back,
please?

2282
01:36:52,374 --> 01:36:54,039
Yeah.
Here, I'm gonna...

2283
01:36:54,164 --> 01:36:56,245
Let me rinse it out for you.

2284
01:37:39,161 --> 01:37:41,034
Did they leave?

2285
01:37:49,692 --> 01:37:51,398
Weird.

2286
01:37:57,268 --> 01:37:59,682
I'm gonna clean up tomorrow.

2287
01:37:59,848 --> 01:38:01,388
OK.

2288
01:38:07,798 --> 01:38:11,378
We have that place in Tahoe
in August.

2289
01:38:11,545 --> 01:38:13,460
Maggie loves it up there.
I don't know what...

2290
01:38:14,542 --> 01:38:16,249
...to do about that.

2291
01:38:18,247 --> 01:38:19,954
I guess we'll figure it out.

2292
01:38:20,953 --> 01:38:22,451
Yeah.

2293
01:38:24,864 --> 01:38:26,156
How's your back?

2294
01:38:27,072 --> 01:38:28,486
It's better, actually.

2295
01:38:30,484 --> 01:38:32,108
I'm glad.

2296
01:38:36,812 --> 01:38:38,560
I'm so tired.

2297
01:38:39,767 --> 01:38:41,183
Me too.

2298
01:38:45,886 --> 01:38:47,592
I'm gonna go to bed.

2299
01:38:49,883 --> 01:38:51,463
Um...

2300
01:39:06,158 --> 01:39:08,446
Should I sleep in my office,
I guess?

2301
01:39:11,485 --> 01:39:13,192
OK.

2302
01:44:08,566 --> 01:44:11,105
♪ I'll light the fire

2303
01:44:12,104 --> 01:44:16,308
♪ You place the flowers
in the vase

2304
01:44:16,391 --> 01:44:20,678
♪ That you bought today

2305
01:44:22,427 --> 01:44:25,257
♪ Staring at the fire

2306
01:44:25,341 --> 01:44:32,334
♪ For hours and hours
while I listen to you

2307
01:44:33,041 --> 01:44:40,034
♪ Play your love songs
all night long for me

2308
01:44:42,864 --> 01:44:49,233
♪ Only for me

2309
01:44:49,317 --> 01:44:51,897
♪ Come to me now

2310
01:44:51,980 --> 01:44:55,519
♪ And rest your head
for just five minutes

2311
01:44:55,602 --> 01:45:00,971
♪ Everything is done... ♪

2312
01:45:03,220 --> 01:45:04,759
♪ Such a cozy room

2313
01:45:04,842 --> 01:45:08,298
♪ The windows are illuminated

2314
01:45:08,381 --> 01:45:14,583
♪ By the evening sunshine
through them

2315
01:45:14,667 --> 01:45:20,868
♪ Fiery gems for you

2316
01:45:20,951 --> 01:45:27,113
♪ Only for you

2317
01:45:27,196 --> 01:45:29,777
♪ Our house

2318
01:45:29,859 --> 01:45:32,774
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2319
01:45:32,856 --> 01:45:35,811
♪ With two cats in the yard

2320
01:45:35,895 --> 01:45:38,809
♪ Life used to be so hard

2321
01:45:38,892 --> 01:45:45,386
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2322
01:45:45,469 --> 01:45:48,466
♪ And our

2323
01:45:48,549 --> 01:45:55,210
♪ La, la, la-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la, la-la-la, la-la

2324
01:45:55,293 --> 01:45:57,582
♪ La-la-la, la-la, la-la

2325
01:45:57,665 --> 01:46:01,994
♪ La, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la

2326
01:46:02,078 --> 01:46:04,991
♪ La-la-la, la-la,
la-la, la-la

2327
01:46:05,075 --> 01:46:07,323
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la-la-la

2328
01:46:07,405 --> 01:46:09,528
♪ La-la-la, la, la, la, la

2329
01:46:09,612 --> 01:46:12,026
♪ Our house

2330
01:46:12,110 --> 01:46:15,023
♪ Is a very, very, very
fine house

2331
01:46:15,107 --> 01:46:18,020
♪ With two cats in the yard

2332
01:46:18,104 --> 01:46:21,101
♪ Life used to be so hard

2333
01:46:21,184 --> 01:46:27,594
♪ Now everything is easy
'cause of you

2334
01:46:27,677 --> 01:46:30,799
♪ And our

2335
01:46:30,882 --> 01:46:33,588
♪ I'll light the fire

2336
01:46:33,671 --> 01:46:38,167
♪ And you place the flowers
in the vase

2337
01:46:38,250 --> 01:46:43,287
♪ That you bought today ♪