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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,044 Previously on Sterling Point… 2 00:00:02,128 --> 00:00:04,171 Is there anything I can do to help you? 3 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:07,216 Take that box of shit Gord's been hoarding to the thrift store. 4 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:08,592 Is this Mom's stuff? 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:12,388 I know you're sick of that song 'cause I've played it 1,000 times. 6 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:16,016 As much as I love that song, it is nothing compared to how much I love you, Joe. 7 00:00:16,100 --> 00:00:19,061 It sounds like from the tape that you guys were dating? 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:23,858 Ellis, do you have a gift for the thing at Ramona's tonight? 9 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,527 - What? - You need to get Annie something. 10 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,195 - Where'd you sleep? - Oona's. 11 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,406 Do you guys have a vibe or something? 12 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,908 Sorry, this is the beautiful Stacey Mallory. 13 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:33,909 Hi. 14 00:00:33,993 --> 00:00:36,287 - You think you like her? - Why? 15 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,497 - No reason. - Are you jealous? 16 00:00:38,581 --> 00:00:39,415 Oona! 17 00:00:39,498 --> 00:00:41,459 Well, this is the porch. 18 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,877 I'm gonna kiss you. 19 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,547 Hey, where's your sister? 20 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:49,800 If you think she might have fled to Canada, you might be not high. 21 00:00:49,884 --> 00:00:51,010 I am going up there. 22 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:53,512 Dude, no. Do not do that. She's really mad. 23 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:55,389 I know. That's why I gotta go up there. 24 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:58,225 Okay, fine. I will go out there and fix this for you. 25 00:00:58,309 --> 00:01:00,895 - Oh, my God. - Sorry, what the fuck are you doing here? 26 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:04,273 Grandpappy left the island to us too. So now it's a threesome, guys. 27 00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,901 Let's fucking sell this bitch. 28 00:01:14,450 --> 00:01:15,993 I see resort vibes. 29 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:20,122 I see… I see water bungalows. I see ateliers. 30 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:24,668 I see selling a million tiny little houses and making a million tiny fortunes. 31 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,296 Is his off button, like… Where is it? Does he have… 32 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:30,424 Connor, we are not selling this island. 33 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:33,803 Quiet. I have 20-20 hearing. We won't sell it today, but when we're 18. 34 00:01:33,886 --> 00:01:37,306 - Yeah, but don't you turn 18 soon? - Yeah. Big party. You're invited, Sis. 35 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:40,226 - I'm gonna freak out! This is... - I know. You can't… 36 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:41,560 Two-thirds majority, so… 37 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:44,063 It's irrelevant 'cause I won't do what she doesn't want. 38 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:44,980 Thank you. 39 00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:47,107 Please begin the long journey to acceptance now, 40 00:01:47,191 --> 00:01:50,778 because this will never be a Four Seasons, it will never be an Erewhon. 41 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:54,448 It'll remain a really magical island we can come to with our children 42 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:57,868 for the rest of our lives, as our grandpa and dead mother intended. 43 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,204 - Or... - No! 44 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,789 I'm feeling a little bullied. 45 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,874 Mom loved this place, Connor. 46 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:06,043 Being here is like being near her. 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,420 Can't you fucking feel that for a second? 48 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:12,800 No. Emotions will get in the way of my business sense. 49 00:02:12,883 --> 00:02:14,718 - You don't have a business sense. - Oh. 50 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:17,304 Okay, little Miss "I wanna go to Wharton like Daddy." 51 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,265 Why don't you pitch to me 52 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:21,976 why we should make memories instead of making millions? 53 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:23,727 I literally could. 54 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:27,356 - You want me to pitch it right now? - Yeah. 55 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:31,902 I'd like a little more time to prepare. I usually do a PowerPoint. 56 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:33,904 Going to business school. You'll do great. 57 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,032 Great. Fine. I'm happy to. 58 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:51,380 There are… a lot of beautiful women here. 59 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:53,424 Beautiful people are everywhere. God is good. 60 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,677 - I'm gonna jump off a bridge. - There's great boating. 61 00:02:57,469 --> 00:03:01,599 Lots of fresh vegetables. And there's zucchini and squash. 62 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,267 - Yep. Uh… - Zucchini is squash. 63 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:06,145 - Ramona. There's also... - Yeah. Thinking. Um… 64 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:08,397 - Clean water. - There's clean water! 65 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,982 And, uh, loons, which are cute. 66 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,901 - And cliff jumping. - Cliff jumping. 67 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:12,984 - And… - Yeah. 68 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:15,988 There's old photos of Mom, and her old things. 69 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:19,658 I mean, Connor, dude, memories have no price tag. 70 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:24,663 - Oh, man, Sis. I'm… - Yeah, doesn't it touch you? 71 00:03:24,747 --> 00:03:28,292 I'm really not trying to be mean right now, but… 72 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,253 you flopped. 73 00:03:31,337 --> 00:03:34,465 That was really bad, and I'm sorry, and I'm starting to see 74 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,800 why you didn't get into the business school program. 75 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,011 - Oh. - I… 76 00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,889 I shouldn't have done that to you. That was on me. I was cruel. 77 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:43,724 You know what, Connor? 78 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,394 Fine. I see where you're coming from. 79 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:50,105 Why don't you just spend, like, one week here, 80 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,609 and if you hate it, if you totally don't get it, 81 00:03:54,652 --> 00:03:57,571 we can have a serious conversation about the possibility of selling. 82 00:03:57,655 --> 00:04:00,824 Uh, yeah, I need a minute to think about my decision. 83 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:03,285 Sorry. Just gonna steal you for one quick second. 84 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,331 What's wrong with you? What the fuck is wrong with you? 85 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:08,414 I'm lying. 86 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:11,710 - You're lying? - Obviously. I just wanted him to shut up. 87 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,587 Oh, I'm impressed. It was good. 88 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,755 - Thank you. - Yeah. 89 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,924 - Can't believe I said "thank you" to that. - Mmm. 90 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,510 He'll fall in love with a girl here and wanna stay anyway. 91 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,553 - It's happened on all of our vacations. - Okay. 92 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,555 - Or a bear will eat him. - Oh! 93 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,307 - Wolf. - Or a wolf will eat him. 94 00:04:26,642 --> 00:04:30,187 Connor! The offer pumpkins in five, four, three, two, 95 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,605 - one. - Take me to the cliffs. 96 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:33,399 Deal. So deal. Let's go. 97 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:37,778 How tall are the cliffs, and will there be wolves? Can we confirm or deny? 98 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,197 I would do less talking and more walking. 99 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,782 Also, where's my room? 100 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:49,373 Hello? 101 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,543 Hi. I'm looking to speak with Joseph Anderson, please. 102 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:53,836 He's not here right now. 103 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,337 Could you have him call me back? 104 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:58,090 My name is Marjorie Lewis, Gordon Campbell's estate lawyer. 105 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,010 Okay. 106 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:05,347 Actually, do you happen to have a contact number for a Ramona Campbell? 107 00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:11,603 - Uh, no, I don't. Sorry. - Okay. 108 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,480 Please let Mr. Anderson know I called. 109 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:14,815 Yeah. Will do. 110 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,654 - You okay? Who was that? - Yeah. 111 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,532 Just someone for Dad. 112 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,202 - So I'll see you later for dinner? - Yeah. 113 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:51,477 Speak brutal truths. 114 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,770 This is unreal. 115 00:05:55,314 --> 00:05:56,356 Amazing work. 116 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:59,318 "Unreal?" "Amazing?" Really? I'm going for perfection! 117 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,903 So I'm gonna go try again. 118 00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,738 - It's perfect. - Don't lie to me. 119 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:06,075 - He doesn't know how talented... Hey! - Oh, hey. 120 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:08,368 - What's up? - We are beaver tail tasting. 121 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:11,872 I'm glad you're here, actually. 122 00:06:12,581 --> 00:06:14,541 I wanted to get in your head a little bit. 123 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:18,420 Understand why you decided bringing Annie a lamp was the big romantic move. 124 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:21,590 Are you trying to be her boyfriend or her electrician? 125 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,926 - Yeah. - Good one, Maple. 126 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:27,513 Either way, she was fully making out with Rory when I got there, so… 127 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:30,390 Okay, no. No, no, no, Ellis. 128 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,769 Ellis, look at me. You are hot. Okay? 129 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:37,439 Accept it. Own it. Live in it. Bro, she likes you. It's so obvious. 130 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,608 Don't let the soft-boy love bomber interfere. 131 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,068 Ask her to the movie thing. 132 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,028 Just do something, please. 133 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,863 Perfect. Look alive. 134 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:46,490 - Hi. - Hey, guys. 135 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:48,117 - Hey. - Hey. 136 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,495 - Hey. - Hey. Hi. 137 00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,546 Okay, then. I will introduce myself. 138 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:04,424 I am Annie's fraternal twin brother, Connor. 139 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,636 - Apologies in advance. - She's always been the funny one, right? 140 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:10,597 I'm sure you already know this. All right, this looks really good. 141 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:13,934 I'm in no mood to break my neck today, but we are going cliff jumping, so… 142 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,186 - We'll explain why later. - I'm, like, excited. 143 00:07:16,270 --> 00:07:18,647 Or nervous-excited kind of a thing. 144 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,524 Ugh! You chew so loud. Please come. 145 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,317 Yeah, yeah, no. I'm always down. 146 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:24,903 - Yeah. Kinda famous for flips. - Don't let her flip. 147 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:25,988 - Got it. - Guys! 148 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,365 Are you coming? 149 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:30,449 Uh, yeah. Mmm-hmm. 150 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:32,994 Great. 151 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,456 Hey, uh, Ramona? Sorry. Um… 152 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,334 - Can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah. Oh. 153 00:07:39,418 --> 00:07:41,420 - Seriously? Outside? Okay. - Just… Yeah. 154 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:47,009 What the fuck is this delicious soft thing? 155 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:48,760 It's a beaver tail. 156 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,308 Okay, what is going on? 157 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,770 Gordon's lawyer's looking for you? She called the house. 158 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,357 - And? - Why is she looking for you? 159 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:05,235 - Why does she wanna talk to my dad? - I don't know. Ask him. 160 00:08:05,319 --> 00:08:06,570 Ramona. 161 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:10,282 Look, when people die, there's gonna be lawyers making calls and paperwork. 162 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,451 I don't know. It's annoying. Sorry. 163 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:13,577 Is it about the island? 164 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,287 - It's fine. - Is it? 165 00:08:17,289 --> 00:08:18,498 Um… 166 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,793 Okay, so, apparently, I… 167 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,923 I own it with Annie and Connor. Like, a three-way split shit situation. 168 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:28,050 - But I'm handling it, okay? - What? 169 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,220 Relax. Annie promised me she's gonna do whatever I want, 170 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,805 and I'm obviously not selling, so we're good. 171 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:38,143 - What? Connor? Pull up. - Is that Rory? Damn, man. 172 00:08:38,227 --> 00:08:39,227 What the hell? 173 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,439 What is going on? So good to see you, man. 174 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:44,816 Rory, my man, looking fine as hell. 175 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,318 Thank you, man. 176 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,528 Connor, I'm sorry. You're glowing. 177 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,572 What is this? This humidity is so good on you. 178 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:54,117 The humidity is great for my skin. I look my best when I'm in the Bahamas, 179 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,869 and apparently Canada? 180 00:08:56,662 --> 00:09:00,249 Okay, well, look, just get in, loser. I wanna show you around. 181 00:09:00,332 --> 00:09:02,876 Oh, baby, take me to the cliffs. 182 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:05,545 To the cliffs? Yes! I love the cliffs. 183 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,214 Where… What are the cliffs? 184 00:09:07,297 --> 00:09:09,883 A cliff is, like, a sheer rock formation. 185 00:09:09,967 --> 00:09:13,804 It has water at the bottom, sometimes not. I only recommend jumping when there is. 186 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,139 - Put in "cliffs." - We're going to Cliff's house? 187 00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:19,977 - Male fuckery is so interesting. - Kind of a red flag that they're friends. 188 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,146 This is beyond me. So, I'm out. 189 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,273 - Oh, okay. - Bye. 190 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,356 Have fun with Sully. 191 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,777 Cliffs. Let's go to the cliffs. 192 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,029 Hey. 193 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,322 - Hey. - Hey. 194 00:09:32,406 --> 00:09:33,406 Hey. 195 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,495 Thank you so much for fixing that lamp. It really meant a lot to me, so… 196 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,790 It's also so cool that you can do that. Fix lamps. 197 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,500 Yeah, no... 198 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,168 Jacobson, get in. 199 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,752 You gonna come? 200 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:51,758 Uh, I can't. I have a bunch of rich people's boats to clean. So… 201 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:53,719 Sorry. Um… 202 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,679 Well, I'll see you later, maybe? 203 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:57,639 - Yeah. Okay. - Okay. 204 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,935 Hey, um, have you seen Teen Wolf 205 00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:03,979 or Uptown Girls? 206 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,440 - You mean my two favorite movies? - Really? 207 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:09,818 - No, I'm sorry. I have not seen either. - Oh, neither. Wow. 208 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:13,822 Yeah. I am a hundred years behind on movies. It's not a great situation. 209 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:17,868 God, no. Never having seen Uptown Girls is diabolical. 210 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:21,163 - I'm sad for you, honestly. It's crazy. - That's extreme, okay? 211 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:25,334 There's this outdoor double-feature thing. They do it every summer. 212 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:28,462 - It's actually pretty fun. - Cool. 213 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,506 Would you wanna go? 214 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,342 - Yeah. - Yeah? 215 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,302 - Yeah. That sounds so much fun. - Yeah. 216 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,805 It's actually perfect, 'cause I'm trying to get Connor not to hate this place, 217 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:40,932 and he's weirdly obsessed with Dakota Fanning. 218 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:42,684 - Yo, Annie! - Yeah, awesome. 219 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,853 Totally meant it as a group thing. 220 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,273 Okay. Okay! 221 00:10:48,357 --> 00:10:49,858 - Uh, see you? - Yeah. 222 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:51,485 - See ya. Bye. - Bye. 223 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,492 All right, who's ready for the cliffs? 224 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,326 Bye, Ellis. 225 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,663 Okay. 226 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,821 - Everybody's up here. - Okay. Okay. 227 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:37,572 - Oh, my God! - Yeah! 228 00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:39,449 - Okay. - Whoo! 229 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,076 Oh, my God. 230 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,159 Okay. 231 00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,746 Yeah! That was fun. 232 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,623 Maybe wanna look first. 233 00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,124 - Okay. - Okay. 234 00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,087 Yeah! 235 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,505 Annie! 236 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:54,464 Annie! 237 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:55,882 You guys coming down? 238 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:58,009 - Okay. So... - No, no, no. I can't. 239 00:11:58,093 --> 00:12:00,095 You're not supposed to look before you leap. 240 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:02,806 - Isn't that exactly what you should do? - Do it! 241 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,057 My stomach hurts. 242 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,561 Your hesitation is your intelligence. This is actually so dangerous. 243 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,856 So this is your brain going, "I'm smarter than all these people." 244 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,984 - "I won't take that risk." - That's exactly it. Thank you for that. 245 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,110 - Yeah. - Yeah. 246 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:22,909 My mom used to jump off these cliffs, but I am clearly not as chill as she was. 247 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,870 Oh, don't say that. You are. 248 00:12:24,953 --> 00:12:26,955 - I accept this. - I wanna show something. Can I? 249 00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,416 Come on. We'll catch ya. 250 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:31,710 I'm sort of nervous to leave Connor on his own. 251 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:35,505 I fucking love nature! Oh, my God! 252 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,590 Uh… 253 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:38,133 I think he'll be good. 254 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,342 He seems good. 255 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:41,136 Come on. 256 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,262 Cowards! 257 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,054 Whoo! 258 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,057 - Know what'd make it easier? - What? 259 00:12:46,141 --> 00:12:47,893 A water slide. A really slippery one. 260 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,103 You know we don't own these cliffs, right? 261 00:12:50,187 --> 00:12:53,023 - We could. - No. No, we couldn't. 262 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,317 Can someone help me with this? 263 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,068 - Oh! Dibs! Dibs! Dibs! - No! 264 00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:00,030 No, I got it. I got you. 265 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,199 Okay. 266 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,910 - Oh, my God. - Thank you. 267 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,840 Okay. 268 00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:22,928 Thank you. 269 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:28,183 Yeah, for sure. 270 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,981 - Like, you need to shut up. - I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. 271 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,109 Yeah, okay. I'm coming. 272 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,031 Karim, are you a fucking comedian? Is this a joke? 273 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,825 6.5? That's highway robbery. 274 00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:49,496 The land alone is worth way more than that, and you know it. 275 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:54,209 Tell them to come back with something real because they are wasting my time, Karim. 276 00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,292 Bye. 277 00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:58,088 Ugh! Realtors. 278 00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,965 Do we need a new one? 279 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,010 Uh, no, no. Just a few new wires. She's good to go. 280 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,013 Oh, boo. I was kind of hoping for a new boat. 281 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,016 This one's, you know… 282 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,810 - Am I right? - Yeah. Right. 283 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:16,481 - Okay, well, your total comes up to… - Okay. 284 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,568 …um, $450. 285 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,278 You have my Amex on file, right? 286 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,822 Sorry, we're actually cash-only now. 287 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,658 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 288 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:29,202 - People still use cash, huh? - They do. 289 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,622 You're in luck. Rory just got me some for the cleaners. 290 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,666 Says I gotta start tipping them now. 291 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,795 What did you say that was again? $650, right? 292 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:42,841 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. - Okay. 293 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:45,969 All right. I'll be right back. 294 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,052 Cool. 295 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:04,070 - So, when are you gonna tell her? - Sorry? 296 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,614 Ah, I knew it. 297 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,491 Still in the "holding long, deep, 298 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,994 meaningful gaze, but not talking about it" phase. 299 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:15,415 - What? - And we feel a little hurt about that. 300 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:18,877 - A little "ouch." - We don't feel any way about that because… 301 00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:24,007 she's into this girl named Stacey Mallory, so… 302 00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:27,719 - Stacey Mallory? I'm sorry. Just pick one. - Yeah, just pick one. 303 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,388 Yeah. 304 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,932 I always knew I had twin telepathy. 305 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,684 We're not twins. 306 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,896 Whatever. It's undeniable. 307 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,440 You're in love. 308 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:41,691 No, I'm not. 309 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,275 You're in denial. 310 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,697 Yeah, maybe. 'Cause she's my best friend, but… 311 00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,203 Oona doesn't, like, date people, anyway. 312 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,039 She gives them the best two weeks of their lives and then dips. 313 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,334 So, she's avoidant attached. We can work through that. 314 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,381 You know what they say, "Love is love." 315 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,552 Yeah. Yeah, they do say that. 316 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:13,264 Have you seen Love on the Spectrum? It's really sweet. 317 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,685 - This is so cool. - I know. 318 00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,773 I was always so intimidated by you. 319 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:26,528 - By me? - Yes. 320 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,114 - No, you were not. - I was. 321 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,824 Why? You were cooler than everyone. 322 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:34,494 You were playing piano at Carnegie Hall at eight. 323 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:35,453 I was seven. 324 00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:37,038 I'm so sorry. Seven. 325 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:42,293 You smoked cigarettes, and you rode the subways in, like, middle school. 326 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:44,462 - You were on Ellen. - I was. 327 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:46,631 That was, like, peak time to be on Ellen. 328 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:50,927 Why did you stop playing? 329 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,514 It involved a car door 330 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,600 and my little cousin slamming my hand into it. 331 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:01,771 - Oh, my God. - The kicker is, it didn't heal right. So… 332 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:06,359 I can't play-play ever again. 333 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:11,531 - I'm really sorry. It's really hard. - No. No, it's okay. 334 00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,741 Okay. 335 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,909 - Saunas. - Hmm. 336 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,745 Saunas are great for anxiety. 337 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:18,955 Is it just that they make you so fucking hot 338 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,874 you can't think of anything but not dying? 339 00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,084 - Are you too hot? - No, I'm not. I'm kidding. 340 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:29,215 You look pretty hot. 341 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:33,428 You look pretty hot. 342 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,307 I could do this all day, Jacobson. 343 00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,059 Okay. You win. I'm gonna… 344 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,824 How are you doing? 345 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,119 - Cooler. - Come on. I mean about… 346 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:01,289 being here. 347 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,583 Ramona and… 348 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:06,961 your mom. 349 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,546 - Oh, that. - That. 350 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,507 - Hmm. Uh… - Mmm. 351 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:22,685 I honestly just never thought I was that affected by having a dead mom. 352 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,647 Which sounds so bad to say, but, um… 353 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,150 I didn't know her, you know? 354 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,653 But then being here, it's like… 355 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,363 "Oh!" 356 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,658 "Is having a dead mom the thing that fucked me up the most?" 357 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:44,165 So, yeah, just being here with Ramona and this place, it's like… 358 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:50,713 you know, "What would it have been like to grow up with all…" 359 00:18:50,797 --> 00:18:52,340 It's like, I just can't get my head 360 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:54,926 to stop going down the rabbit hole of, like… 361 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,556 "What if all of this had been mine as a kid?" 362 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,350 "What if my mom lived?" 363 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,728 "Who would I be?" So… 364 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,444 Yeah, I'm just feeling like… 365 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:18,867 Feeling all of that for the first time. 366 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:26,499 Like, "Oh! Holy shit. My mom is dead." 367 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,588 "I don't have a… mom." 368 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,638 - I'm sorry. That's... - No, I'm sorry. 369 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,557 No. What? Why are you sorry? 370 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,350 I… No, I just… I… 371 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,685 ♪ Killed the vibe ♪ 372 00:19:45,768 --> 00:19:48,479 - No, you didn't. You did not. - Yes, I did. I killed the moment. 373 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,317 I did. I did. 374 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:57,447 I fucking hate you feeling the need to say sorry just because you have… 375 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,364 feelings. 376 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,493 You shouldn't feel like that. 377 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,121 Okay? 378 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:41,157 - Ooh. - That was… 379 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,367 That's so embarrassing. 380 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:49,958 Okay. See, I think that's just a sign we need to go. 381 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,584 - Okay. - All right. Fine. 382 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:55,463 - Okay. Yeah. - Ooh! Two skips. 383 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,923 - Not bad. - Whatever, whatever. 384 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,883 - How many did you get? - Wait. 385 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,511 I wanna ask you about the property values here. 386 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,556 - Hi. - Hey. 387 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:09,727 Okay, so I know that I always fall asleep during movies, 388 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:13,064 um, but would you wanna go to that cinema thing tomorrow? 389 00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,068 Like, together? 390 00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:18,194 No. Separately. 391 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,447 - Oh, okay. - Yes. Together. 392 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:27,328 Um… Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to. 393 00:21:28,121 --> 00:21:29,288 Okay. Great. 394 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,748 Love. 395 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:34,710 Yeah. 396 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:37,880 Yeah, "love." I… Yeah. 397 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:48,765 Hi. 398 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,853 - You good? - Mmm-hmm. 399 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,273 Wait, where's Connor? Did he leave? 400 00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,608 Yeah, he realized we only have a composting toilet. 401 00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,028 - So he went to Rory's. - Oh. 402 00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,613 Thought maybe you'd spend the night there too. 403 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,408 What? 404 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:07,827 Nothing. 405 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,456 Um… No, nothing. Just, Rory is like... 406 00:22:11,539 --> 00:22:12,707 Rich and dissociated? 407 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:16,753 Stop. No, he's nice and clear, 408 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,380 and, like, really likes me, which is insane to me. 409 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,343 Can I ask you a personal question? 410 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,846 You ask me literally the most personal questions 411 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,514 - seventy-eight times a day. - Okay. 412 00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,975 - Can I? - Go for it. 413 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,687 When did you know that you were gay? 414 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,565 I don't know. I kind of always knew, I guess. 415 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:38,648 Really? 416 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:42,695 - Why? - It sounds so weird. I guess I kinda… 417 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:47,408 thought that I was asexual until, like… 418 00:22:49,452 --> 00:22:50,452 right now. 419 00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:52,080 Really? 420 00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:54,749 Yeah. I was just never interested in sex at all. 421 00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:57,043 Maybe 'cause I had a gay boyfriend. 422 00:22:57,126 --> 00:23:00,755 Maybe that's why I had a gay boyfriend. Let's unpack that later. 423 00:23:00,838 --> 00:23:01,838 Then you banged Rory, 424 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,341 - and you're obsessed. - Ramona! 425 00:23:03,424 --> 00:23:04,884 No, I did not. 426 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,969 I did not, and I never… 427 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,347 Wait, you've never? 428 00:23:10,306 --> 00:23:13,559 Okay. It's so sweet that you think there's a world in which I have had sex. 429 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:16,062 - Really sweet. - I just assumed everyone in New York 430 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,272 has sex all the time, everywhere. 431 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,399 Yeah, just, like, on the subway. 432 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:21,943 Or the fire escapes. 433 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,862 You're gonna be so disappointed when you visit. 434 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:30,992 Have you? 435 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:33,788 Had sex on a fire escape before? No. 436 00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,373 Come on. 437 00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:38,918 No, I haven't. It's… 438 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:44,257 I don't know, being hot isn't exactly my brand. 439 00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:48,427 Isn't being hot, like, literally your whole brand? 440 00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,430 No! No. 441 00:23:51,514 --> 00:23:56,686 I'm sorry. I just find it hard to believe that girls aren't freaking out over you. 442 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,312 Yeah, they aren't, though. 443 00:24:00,231 --> 00:24:02,275 Ugh, I wish you could see yourself the way I do. 444 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,068 Ew. Incest. Gross. 445 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:06,821 You know what I mean. I missed. What the fuck? 446 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:07,738 No! No! 447 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,240 - Ow! - Sorry. 448 00:24:15,705 --> 00:24:18,666 Oona kinda asked me to go to the movies with her tomorrow. 449 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:20,293 Like, a date? 450 00:24:21,002 --> 00:24:21,878 I don't know. 451 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,546 Okay, so then it's obviously a date. 452 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,382 - That's so exciting. - No, that makes no sense. 453 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,635 It does. It's a scientific fact. If you don't know for sure it's a date, 454 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:30,553 it definitely is. 455 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,014 She probably just meant it as friends. 456 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:34,682 "She probably meant it as friends." 457 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,350 - Shut up! - You're blushing. 458 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,477 - I'm not. - God, you're blushing. 459 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,439 Stop! Give me my book back. I'm trying to re-read it by morning. 460 00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:43,816 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 461 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,864 - Blushing. - Stop! 462 00:24:57,538 --> 00:25:00,124 Do you wanna go to that movie thing tonight? 463 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,460 No. Let's just put something on in the theater here. 464 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:03,543 Cool. 465 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:05,588 Honestly, I need a break from Annie. 466 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:08,882 Annie is going? 467 00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:11,761 Yeah. Ellis invited her. 468 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:15,223 Ellis? Is that that kid who's been ripping me off? 469 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,390 - What? - What? 470 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,309 Just a bit here and there. 471 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:19,477 Mom, that's fucked up. 472 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,064 Honey, your dad hasn't paid taxes in 15 years. 473 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:26,275 - Wait, what? - This Sancerre, by the way, 474 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,818 it's so crisp. 475 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:32,573 God, your dad raised you right. I bet you got his business sense too. 476 00:25:32,657 --> 00:25:34,575 I do have his business sense. 477 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:40,373 When the time comes to sell that island, you know who to call. 478 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,416 My girl, Denise. Duh. 479 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,793 - Duh. - You know what? 480 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,337 I am gonna go to that movie. 481 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,048 Fine. I'll come too. 482 00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,176 Oh, Denise, would you like to join us? 483 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:56,097 No, honey. I hate seeing movies with a big group of people. 484 00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,225 You're so right. That is the worst way to watch them. 485 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,477 Isn't it? You boys have fun. 486 00:26:09,735 --> 00:26:11,320 Okay. 487 00:26:15,408 --> 00:26:16,575 What the fuck? 488 00:26:16,659 --> 00:26:19,954 Why are you trying on so many things to lay on the ground and watch a movie? 489 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:22,790 Because I just… I don't wanna be cold. 490 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:31,215 - Are you coming tonight? - No, I'm on the last chapter. 491 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:34,593 I need to find out what the score is and where in the body it's being kept. 492 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:36,512 Okay. Suit yourself. 493 00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:37,805 We're gonna miss you. 494 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,900 You know, you need to be careful with Ramona. 495 00:26:50,735 --> 00:26:51,569 Sorry, what? 496 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,405 You can't treat her like every random girl you barely know. 497 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,991 I've genuinely got no idea what you're talking about. 498 00:26:57,074 --> 00:27:00,411 Yes, you do. Look, she's, like, your best friend. 499 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,497 And if you're gonna go on a date, then you've got to take it... 500 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:06,917 No, we're not going on a date. There's no vibe like that between us. 501 00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:08,919 - Oona, you're already doing it. - What? 502 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:10,296 What am I doing? 503 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:14,133 Like, breaking her heart. 504 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,410 Yeah, well, she turned a date into a group hang, 505 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:44,080 - so message received, I guess? - A date? 506 00:27:44,163 --> 00:27:46,665 Bitch, she doesn't even know you're remotely interested. 507 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:50,002 Hey. Hey, here's an idea for you. Have you ever tried telling her, 508 00:27:50,503 --> 00:27:51,503 "I like you"? 509 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,088 "I like you"? 510 00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:56,008 - No. Who says… No one says that. - Rory does! 511 00:27:56,092 --> 00:27:57,176 Boys like Rory do. 512 00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:00,096 They listen to Brené Brown and say what they feel, and it works. 513 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:01,931 And as much as I love repressed guys 514 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,226 who are really good with their hands, you all can be pretty hard to read. 515 00:28:05,309 --> 00:28:06,894 These need more powdered sugar. 516 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,693 Hey. 517 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,531 Hey. Hey, babe. 518 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:20,658 - I didn't know you were coming. - Um… 519 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:21,741 Yeah, no, I'm… 520 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,245 I'm, like, a real cinephile. 521 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,706 Love movies. I never fall asleep watching them. 522 00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:29,708 You wanna get some food? 523 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,505 Yep. Yeah. 524 00:28:35,256 --> 00:28:38,050 I'm starving, actually, so… Perfect. 525 00:28:49,186 --> 00:28:50,186 You ready? 526 00:28:50,604 --> 00:28:52,815 Tonight's the night. You gotta wife her. 527 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:55,234 - Gotta wife her up. - Mmm. Yep. 528 00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:58,903 Connor! 529 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,449 Connor. 530 00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:04,410 Are you plying our underage sister 531 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:05,870 with alcohol? 532 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:07,997 - I'm underage too. Relax. - There's kids here. 533 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:11,000 I have to let this sink in, what, 30 minutes? Fifteen? How long? 534 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,003 - Wait. Have you never had a drink? - No. I'm not cool. 535 00:29:14,086 --> 00:29:15,504 - I wasn't judging. Got it. - Yeah. 536 00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:19,592 - When does wifey get here? - Like, should have been ten minutes ago. 537 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:22,511 But she's always late, so it's fine. 538 00:29:22,595 --> 00:29:25,055 Hey, oh, maybe we should slow down a bit? 539 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:27,516 I think it's a good time to go see Uptown Girls. 540 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,476 So true. So true. 541 00:29:28,559 --> 00:29:29,643 Dakota Fanning? 542 00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:31,937 - Beautifully precocious. - So precocious. 543 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,440 - Can we get cotton candy? - Can I take the flask, please? 544 00:29:58,297 --> 00:29:59,297 Hey. 545 00:30:01,383 --> 00:30:02,383 Hey. 546 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:06,347 Um, wanna do something lame? 547 00:30:10,059 --> 00:30:11,059 Don't move, please. 548 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,770 - Yeah. No, we're good. Sorry. - Sorry. 549 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:13,853 Yeah, we're good. 550 00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,568 - Actually, stop, stop. - You stop. 551 00:30:19,652 --> 00:30:22,029 - No, I'm not doing anything. Sorry. - I'm sorry. 552 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,656 - Guys, can we do this? - Sorry. 553 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,076 - Okay, we got it. - We got it. 554 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,159 Okay. We all got it. 555 00:30:51,559 --> 00:30:52,935 I really like… 556 00:30:56,105 --> 00:30:57,106 being near you. 557 00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:04,154 I really like being near you too. 558 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,535 What? 559 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,205 Nothing. 560 00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,582 - What? - Nothing. 561 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:18,752 Dude, look at that. These goddamn kids. 562 00:31:19,587 --> 00:31:21,005 - Yo! - What? 563 00:31:21,797 --> 00:31:22,797 That's not chill. 564 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:30,139 Dude, I think we're beyond being threatened as a species. 565 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:33,392 You'll be threatened when they fuck. 566 00:31:34,518 --> 00:31:37,313 Now I'm gonna go throw some peaches. I'll peach it up. 567 00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:47,990 Oh! 568 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,659 Well, there's just nothing like good help. 569 00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,207 I love this scene. 570 00:31:57,291 --> 00:32:00,127 It's very cute you like this movie so much. 571 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:02,254 You know what's crazy? 572 00:32:04,048 --> 00:32:05,424 If I close one… 573 00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:10,554 If I close one eye like this, I can see three Dakota Fannings. 574 00:32:10,638 --> 00:32:12,222 I love that. 575 00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:14,892 - God, you were so right. - Mmm-hmm. 576 00:32:14,975 --> 00:32:18,187 Getting drunk kind of fucks. 577 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:21,899 Like, here I am, stood up by my best friend, 578 00:32:22,399 --> 00:32:25,235 love of my life... like, that's a wifey. 579 00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:26,612 And I feel… 580 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,157 nothing. 581 00:32:30,658 --> 00:32:33,243 And let me tell you, that fucks. 582 00:32:33,327 --> 00:32:37,122 - Feeling nothing is the goal. - Goal in life. 583 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,708 God, you're so smart. 584 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:42,586 Annie would fucking have an aneurysm if she heard you. 585 00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,922 I love being on the water. I love floating. 586 00:32:45,005 --> 00:32:48,133 This is my safe space. Right here. 587 00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:51,637 God, I have to pee again. Geez. 588 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,138 Alcohol is a diuretic. 589 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:55,224 I don't know what that means. 590 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,518 God, they need to make more movies like this. 591 00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:01,230 Wonderful, girls. 592 00:33:03,941 --> 00:33:05,943 I've never seen the film before this. 593 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,528 - Mmm. Really? - Yeah. 594 00:33:07,611 --> 00:33:10,698 I think I tried to watch it last time, but then I just fell asleep. 595 00:33:11,448 --> 00:33:14,243 And then I woke up after everyone had gone and never woke me up. 596 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:16,078 - Yeah. - That sucks. 597 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:17,663 This is cooler. Wow. 598 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:19,498 Sully is a god. 599 00:33:19,581 --> 00:33:22,000 - This is the best thing I've... - Hey! 600 00:33:22,835 --> 00:33:24,712 Stacey Mallory! 601 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:26,922 - God! Good to see you. - Hey, Ramona. 602 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,006 You're drunk. 603 00:33:28,090 --> 00:33:29,216 You're drunk. 604 00:33:30,092 --> 00:33:31,552 - No, I'm not. - Yeah. 605 00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,388 Yeah, you're an alcoholic for love. 606 00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:38,308 That's called "a love addict," which is honestly real and can be super dark. 607 00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:39,476 My cousin had to go to... 608 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,855 I don't fucking care about your cousin. Who's your cousin? 609 00:33:43,856 --> 00:33:45,899 - Let me ask you a question. - Okay, Ramona, stop. 610 00:33:45,983 --> 00:33:49,153 Have you ever even been with a girl? Have you ever dated a girl? 611 00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:51,655 You've never dated a girl. 612 00:33:52,156 --> 00:33:54,032 Have you ever dated anybody? 613 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:55,617 In 39 hours, she'll lose interest 614 00:33:55,701 --> 00:33:58,912 'cause she does this with fucking everyone. 615 00:33:58,996 --> 00:34:00,998 And you'll go back to fucking John or Derek... 616 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,251 - Ramona, stop, bro. You're being mean. - "You're being mean." 617 00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,671 Especially though you got two first names, which I know you think is so cool. 618 00:34:07,755 --> 00:34:10,340 - Okay, I'm gonna go. Good night. - So cool, by the way. 619 00:34:10,424 --> 00:34:12,468 - You're not, and you never will be. - Wait. 620 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:13,551 Bye! 621 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,806 - Drink some water and then go home. - No. No. 622 00:34:19,933 --> 00:34:21,143 Stacey Mallory! 623 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,065 Oona! Wait! 624 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,821 Sorry, guys. Sorry. 625 00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,573 - What are you doing? - Sorry. 626 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,451 - Are you okay? - God, she really is fast. 627 00:34:37,534 --> 00:34:39,369 What is happening? What is wrong with you? 628 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,330 Why are you acting like this? 629 00:34:41,413 --> 00:34:42,831 We were just eating. 630 00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,875 You fucked with me. It's... 631 00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:46,668 I didn't fuck with you. 632 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,587 Yes, you did. 633 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,087 You… 634 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,633 You asked me to come here, like, with you. 635 00:34:53,383 --> 00:34:54,383 Together. 636 00:34:54,885 --> 00:34:57,554 Yeah. We do everything together. 637 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:00,599 I don't know, I just thought… 638 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:07,773 I thought it'd be different because of the thing at the party. 639 00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:10,234 What thing? 640 00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,617 Ramona, don't. 641 00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:22,538 You didn't want to? 642 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,749 'Cause it seemed like you did. 643 00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:29,920 No. 644 00:35:35,759 --> 00:35:38,887 Okay. Got it. 645 00:35:40,472 --> 00:35:41,849 Okay. 646 00:35:51,733 --> 00:35:53,944 - How have you never seen this? - No, I'm not saying… 647 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:55,320 It's clearly incredible. 648 00:35:55,404 --> 00:35:57,155 - Can I have some? Thanks. - Yeah. Sorry. 649 00:35:57,239 --> 00:35:58,615 - No, it's okay. - Hey. 650 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,035 Hey. 651 00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:04,204 - Hey. - How you doing? Hey, man. 652 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,625 - Hey-yo. - Cheers, my boy. 653 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:09,710 Hola. 654 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:10,793 What's good? 655 00:36:11,503 --> 00:36:12,713 This is cute, huh? 656 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,840 - Yeah. Really cute. - Nice. 657 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,633 - Really cute. - Never seen it like this. 658 00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,303 I'm looking forward to when they put Teen Wolf on. 659 00:36:19,386 --> 00:36:22,389 I've not seen that yet. You guys seen Teen Wolf? 660 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:23,849 - No, actually. - No. 661 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:25,391 Ellis? 662 00:36:26,643 --> 00:36:27,643 What? 663 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,022 - Have you seen Teen Wolf? - What? 664 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:31,315 Uh, no. 665 00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:36,570 God, let's go. So this is our first viewing of Teen Wolf together. 666 00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:41,033 Yo. Six orders of, uh, poutine and some wings. 667 00:36:41,116 --> 00:36:43,452 - And grab yourself a treat if you want. - Whoa! 668 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,661 Fucking… 669 00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:46,746 What the fuck? 670 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:48,957 I said he could get a treat. 671 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:50,792 You're such an asshole, Lincoln. 672 00:36:50,876 --> 00:36:53,086 - I'm just… - I'm gonna go find Ramona. 673 00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:55,839 No, no. Ellis, I'm sorry. He's drunk. 674 00:36:55,923 --> 00:36:58,550 - He's... - Yo, you forgot my card. 675 00:36:58,634 --> 00:37:01,219 - I'm sorry. - Why are you sorry? I'm hungry, bro. 676 00:37:03,889 --> 00:37:04,973 Wah-wah. 677 00:37:05,599 --> 00:37:06,642 Fuck. 678 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:10,604 It's good. Take it easy, man. Why are you freaking out all the time? 679 00:37:10,687 --> 00:37:12,314 Why do you have to do shit like that? 680 00:37:13,357 --> 00:37:16,068 You suck, you suck, and you suck, you suck. 681 00:37:16,985 --> 00:37:18,070 And you, Eloise, 682 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,199 I'm really fucking proud of you, man. You've gotten so good in an hour. 683 00:37:23,033 --> 00:37:24,660 You got big things ahead of you. 684 00:37:27,913 --> 00:37:28,913 You good, Ramona? 685 00:37:30,666 --> 00:37:31,750 Excuse you. 686 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:32,960 What? 687 00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:35,212 You sneezed. Excuse you. 688 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,380 Hey, what's going on? 689 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:39,341 I'm dominating frogs. Mayor of Frogville over here. 690 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:42,177 What? No, I mean Ramona. Is she okay? 691 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,303 Yeah, she's resting. 692 00:37:43,387 --> 00:37:46,515 Why did you let her drink so much? Jesus Christ, Connor. 693 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:49,101 Chill the fuck out, man. She's had a rough week. 694 00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,770 - What is wrong with you? I wanna know. - Am I dead? 695 00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:52,980 Okay, let's get you home. 696 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:55,983 Play one more game. I really need to get that dolphin. 697 00:37:56,066 --> 00:37:59,528 - He doesn't wanna stay. He wants to come. - I'm so fucking mad at you now. 698 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,655 - You're always mad at me. - Can you come, please? 699 00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,907 - No fighting. - We got it. Got it. 700 00:38:03,991 --> 00:38:06,827 - Your pants are falling down. - Get her pants. 701 00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,453 I love you guys. 702 00:38:08,537 --> 00:38:10,205 We love you too. 703 00:38:10,288 --> 00:38:12,165 Oh, you smell like… 704 00:38:32,728 --> 00:38:33,854 Let's get you up. 705 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,150 Okay, can you wake up for me? Yeah, yeah. 706 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,652 - Bumblebee. - No, I have the bumblebee. 707 00:38:41,987 --> 00:38:43,280 Everything's gonna be okay. 708 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,198 - It's all right. - Okay. 709 00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:48,118 - I got you. - Okay. Big step. Careful, careful. 710 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,494 Jesus! 711 00:38:49,578 --> 00:38:52,205 - Stop screaming. - What the hell is going on? 712 00:38:52,289 --> 00:38:53,457 Nothing. Just… 713 00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:56,084 I had the worst night of my young adult life, actually. 714 00:38:56,168 --> 00:38:58,295 It was awful. Annie and Connor... 715 00:38:58,378 --> 00:39:01,715 They rock, though. They rock! 716 00:39:01,798 --> 00:39:05,469 They ruled. Is that a song? I think that's… Wait, no, that's… 717 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:09,222 Ellis, do me a favor. Set up the couch for her. She'll spend the night with us. 718 00:39:09,306 --> 00:39:12,768 Wait. No. No, no, no. I'm dying in my own bed. 719 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:16,104 You're not gonna die. We'll get her home safe. She'll be fine. 720 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:18,732 - Ellis, you got her? It's all good. - Yeah. Got her. 721 00:39:18,815 --> 00:39:23,195 Annie, make sure you bring the hedgehog back up. And leave the bee. 722 00:39:23,278 --> 00:39:25,113 - He's scaring me a little. - Yeah, okay. 723 00:39:25,197 --> 00:39:27,616 Also, do not forget the frog. 724 00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:30,702 I am deeply attached to him. He has very sad eyes. 725 00:39:30,786 --> 00:39:32,454 Yep, I got it, Connor! Thank you. 726 00:39:32,537 --> 00:39:33,955 All right, good night. 727 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,876 So, this is how y'all do it in New York City? 728 00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:42,089 - Uh, what do you mean? - Why'd you let her drink so much? 729 00:39:42,172 --> 00:39:45,342 I… No, I'm sorry. I really didn't… It was my brother and I'm furious... 730 00:39:45,425 --> 00:39:47,844 Damn it. You're supposed to be looking out for her. 731 00:39:47,928 --> 00:39:51,807 - I am looking out for her. - It's exactly what Gordon was afraid of. 732 00:39:53,683 --> 00:39:54,683 Excuse me? 733 00:39:57,813 --> 00:39:59,481 No. Tell me what Gordon was afraid of. 734 00:40:00,357 --> 00:40:03,985 That Ramona's New York City siblings would come corrupt her? 735 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:05,362 Is that why he kept us apart? 736 00:40:05,445 --> 00:40:07,280 - I'm curious. - That's not what I said. 737 00:40:07,364 --> 00:40:10,617 Do you honestly expect me to believe that you didn't see my mom for years 738 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,787 even though you lived here and she lived there, 739 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,331 - and she was dying of cancer? - Annie, it was just… 740 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,668 - It was complicated then, okay? - What? What was complicated? 741 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,047 - It's not my place. - To what? 742 00:40:24,131 --> 00:40:25,465 To tell you how she died. 743 00:40:28,802 --> 00:40:29,970 What did you just say? 744 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:34,474 She died giving birth… 745 00:40:35,892 --> 00:40:36,892 to Ramona. 746 00:40:37,727 --> 00:40:39,729 No, she didn't. She died of cancer. 747 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,115 How do you know that? 748 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,202 Because I was there. 52896

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