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We know what we got.
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$50 hit.
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Woo! Everyone's going to go home
tonight.
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Yeah. Have a good one tonight.
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We can't even hold him. No, no, no, no.
We're trying to eat him up, but it's
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going to be bad.
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Good night.
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Off we go.
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Give him one of those vinyl stickers.
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But it's a long night. Be careful, yeah?
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Of course.
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But try many, many things.
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You don't want to wake up staring at a
year of what could have been.
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Lucky bastard.
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Good luck, all right? You too, man. We
got to get a year's worth of $12.
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very hard word to think.
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Allie, it's a very hard thing to have.
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The right answer.
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Okay, yes, happily. But I do think that
there could be something fun there if we
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change the melody a little bit.
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Just to subvert expectations.
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Clients have different expectations to
make it easy for people to understand
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and remember when they're talking to
their doctors.
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Yeah, but we could play with it and have
fun with it. We should do this tomorrow,
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Allie. Let's just do it the way they're
paying you to.
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I really want to get out of here before
the night starts. You need to do right.
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Side
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effects
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may include dizziness, internal
bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands,
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and sometimes death.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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You look amazing.
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Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you look great.
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Well, so do you. I haven't seen that
shirt since Brittany's engagement party.
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Yeah, it's your favorite.
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Oh,
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this is so fancy.
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I really thought we were going to do
something more casual.
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I'm fully deprived.
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No, you're not. You're like super
programmed.
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Oh, I'm not?
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All right. Oh.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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I'm going
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to sleep with someone else
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tonight
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I'm home.
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Badger clear.
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Badger clear.
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us. It's about finding our prince or
just like a good guy.
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We're going to stick together. We're
going to make a choice. Unlike last
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year, we both took out Roger.
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Yeah. You went to the bathroom, the
coaster. I had Carl, the backpack guy.
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He slept in a backpack.
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He slept in a backpack.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Finding true love on the least romantic
night of the year. Just because we
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filled the other 300 before doesn't mean
we need to lower our standards for some
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dusty dick.
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The chance of having great sex on a
one-night stand is like 2.8%. Actually,
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Eileen met her boyfriend last year.
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And Sammy, two years ago.
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All right, I'm going to pee. You scout.
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But look, don't touch. Okay?
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Where is this coming from?
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In this new world, in this
government-degraded sexual climate, it's
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hard to figure out how to navigate.
We're all in the same boat, Malika.
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I'm navigating too. I owe it to myself
to explore this.
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Lord, you hate trying new things.
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I had to beg you to come to this
restaurant.
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If I have to eat one more little damn
salad, my head is going to explode.
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One fish saliva, one fish shrimp, one
clear sauce.
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Thank you.
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Chef, we're coming to you right away.
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Thank you. Does the chef also recommend
that my girlfriend has sex with someone
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else tonight?
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I would check. Okay, great. Thank you.
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Salvatore Schoenhofer Lopez.
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What? It's like ice from a building.
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Yeah, I know who Salvatore Schoenhofer
Lopez is. I told him about the apartment
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for rent in our building.
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I wasn't looking for anything.
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I just kept running into him. I keep
running into Vladimir, but I don't plan
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on fucking our super in 54 minutes.
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This is an abnormal request, but it's
under abnormal circumstances.
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It's not you.
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I know.
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It's Salvatore Schoenhofer Lopez.
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You can explore, too. I trust you, and I
think it will be good for you. I think
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you need something to help you get out
of your box.
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I also need the apartment tonight.
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Why? He lives in the building.
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Yes, I think it would be weird knowing
you're so close by.
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Oh, that's the weird part of this.
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You know what this means, right?
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I just believe that if we're supposed to
work through this, we will.
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I'm sorry, Owen.
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Ali?
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Oh my God, it is you.
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I know you're not going to believe this.
I've been looking for you all year.
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I could not forget you.
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All I had was your first name.
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I thought you blew me off. Never in a
while.
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Ali.
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She's daydreaming.
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Oh, yeah, she does. She's a creative.
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Ali.
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This is Deja.
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Hello. You met in line for the bathroom.
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It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Deja.
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Don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Oh,
Jacinda, no. It's not even seven.
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You're screwing me.
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No, I'm screwing her.
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I'm sorry. What happened to taking our
time and finding our prince? No offense,
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Tayshia. I actually am a prince.
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From Wakanda.
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I'm from Sierra Leone. I live in
Brooklyn now. But I am a prince.
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What?
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No. Is that your code word? It was, your
highness, it was.
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I'm sorry. Oh my god, I am so pissed.
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Yeah, I'm curious.
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The American people wanted this mandate.
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We wanted to go back to a time when sex
was reserved for the sanctity of
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marriage. Since our resolution passed,
Teen pregnancy is near zero.
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STIs are at record lows.
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And now it's a badge of honor to be an
infant.
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When the mandate passed three years ago,
your enforcement technology proved to be
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faulty. How have you rectified this?
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As you know, the good folks at Rexted
Labs, a proud American company, have
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helped us reestablish our values around
intimacy by outfitting every American
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with a biosensor.
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Green if you're married, red if you're
not.
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Are you ready for your special drink?
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Good luck.
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Have an easy first year.
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Right now in America, people are
counting down the seconds until it is
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legal for non-married adults to have
sex.
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Why do you have an exception for this
one night?
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I guess that's what sets us apart from
other planes.
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Here, politics require compromise.
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But on this night, we have made the use
of protection mandatory.
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10, 9, 8, 7.
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Jesus, Owen.
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You look like a skit.
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Hey, Mom.
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What are you doing home?
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Oh, Jacinta met a prince.
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Literally. Of course she did.
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What are you doing home? Baby bidding.
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What? It's not the baby about me. And
the only bidding that needs to be done
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is on my face.
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No. How old are you?
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He's 12 and he doesn't understand a word
he's saying. My name's Troy.
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You can call me T-Bag 6.
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Who? He lives across the street.
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His mom wants to set it, so she offered
me $5,000 to watch. $5,000?
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Period. What about your night?
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Tonight's for the street.
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We've been dancing around your laws
since before the Bible. Hey, put it
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down. Okay.
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But both of you will look much hotter
with this.
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I hate this kid.
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He sucks.
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I never really liked her, if I'm being
honest.
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You don't have to say that. You're
always being honest. I just don't think
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she appreciated you for all that you
are.
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You have to say that. You're my mom.
That's not true. Your brother's kind of
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an asshole, if I'm being honest.
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I'm sorry, honey.
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Oh, great.
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Man, it's freezing.
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It's all red.
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Have you been checked for Raynaud's
syndrome?
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You know it runs on your father's side
of the family.
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And having a girlfriend on Long Island.
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I had it all planned out.
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Yeah, I know you did, baby.
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Life doesn't work that way.
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I really think you should get out there
tonight.
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No, I think I'm just going to stay here.
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No, you should go out. Just call your
friends. Call Devin, Louis, whoever.
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It's all married now. Really?
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Yeah. Since when?
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Since they couldn't take the mandate
anymore.
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Goddamn mandate.
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Well, you can't stay here, Owen.
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Why?
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I'm going to be having sex with Rick
tonight.
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Rick?
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Hey, pal.
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You know I didn't even know you were
here.
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I was back at you. Yeah, Owen's just
leaving.
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Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend.
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He's going to get back out there
tonight.
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It's the perfect night for it. I mean,
I'm fishing the barrel, ready to get
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shot. No, it's a blessing. She blessed
you with this. She's going to be getting
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piped, so you might as well leave now.
Rick!
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So what's the good idea? Don't shoot the
messenger. I mean, vote for the mandate.
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No one voted for it. It was passed by
Congress.
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Which is a group of representatives that
we will vote for. See, that's what
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happens with one-issue voters. No, but
it's not just by old men.
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Besides, Big Tech has a thumb on vote.
No, Big Tech has nothing to do with it.
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It was an ideological grenade thrown by
old men who were not interested in it.
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You gotta go, honey.
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Ooh, yeah, you gotta go.
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Yep.
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Sir, portion, get down there. Wait,
wait.
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Oh,
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no, no, no, no, no. Stop.
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No side phone.
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No woe with me.
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Woe is not you.
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Woe is kind of me. Oh, get over it.
Let's go. Come on. Get up.
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If you're going to be doing this by
yourself, you need to look like a shiny
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object. Something that screams, hey,
everybody, I'm down in the cloud.
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Another down north cloud.
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Wait, I know. Wait there.
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Pull it out.
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My ex-classmate.
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Suzanne?
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Francesca. Oh.
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But, no, come on, get up. The race
already started.
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Copping season's almost over.
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Put your arms up.
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Let's go. Oh, wow.
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Come on. But Francesca was, like, cool
and confident and hot.
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So are you. This is genius.
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You just got to find someone creative
and smart.
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Someone who's not afraid to get a
little.
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Wait, wait.
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Are you sure this isn't the top?
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I feel like everything's out.
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You got to wear these.
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Whose were those? Megan. What happened
to Megan?
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You know, she was acting and then she
met the guy.
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I mean, she's always been a birth lip
anyway.
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I mean, the shoes. No, no. If there's
one night for it, it's tonight.
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You sure?
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Yes. I had a stamp.
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Wait, let me see.
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I mean.
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It's your work.
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Deserving.
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What do you need first?
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Oh.
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Do you have a condom, girl?
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Right, sorry.
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I'm just going to take a stash.
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If you want to holler at your boy, I'm
holding.
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00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,340
Get out!
252
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600
Jesus,
253
00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,980
Sid.
254
00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,940
Why'd you fit?
255
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,780
How do you like me now? You got Duke.
256
00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:50,210
Are you okay?
257
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,830
Yeah, yeah, you?
258
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,430
Yeah, on me.
259
00:20:54,530 --> 00:21:00,670
That was... Yeah, you headed out for
the... Uh, yeah.
260
00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:02,550
Huh. You?
261
00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,950
Yeah.
262
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:07,930
Yeah, I guess so.
263
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,310
Someone in particular?
264
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:15,590
Or... Or...
265
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,630
Oh, my God!
266
00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,390
I'm so sorry. You're too homo-causing.
267
00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:35,850
She has choice sushi.
268
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,810
It's really expensive. I had to eat it.
What?
269
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,870
My girlfriend left, and I already
ordered it.
270
00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:46,350
Not my girlfriend. It was my fiancée,
but now she's needed.
271
00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:47,970
Get it together, dude.
272
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:54,410
I'm sorry.
273
00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,810
What do you mean cut? What? What do you
mean cut?
274
00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,170
What? Who are you?
275
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,610
What? What are you doing here? Did you
steal the cameras? What do you mean?
276
00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:37,590
Cameras everywhere, bro. We're shooting
a movie. You can't wait 30 fucking
277
00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,990
seconds. Now we gotta redo the whole
thing, dude. My girl's waiting.
278
00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:43,170
I thought there was a real one. I think
we got it. We got it, right? We make
279
00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:44,930
this move out. VFX, right? What?
280
00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:47,210
No!
281
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,250
Why would you make a movie today?
282
00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:50,469
Today's the night.
283
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,850
Can't do it. No paparazzi.
284
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,990
No kids. Fucking TikTok, right?
Everybody's in the house to try to get
285
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,990
it done.
286
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,860
Well, I mean, you gotta have someone,
right? Look at your fucking face.
287
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,940
No. Really?
288
00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,159
What's wrong with you?
289
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,840
There's nothing wrong with me. I'm
sorry, man.
290
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,080
That's all right.
291
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,340
It'll be okay. Nothing wrong with me.
I'm sorry. Sorry, man.
292
00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,860
Good luck.
293
00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,780
I can't believe there's not anybody.
294
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,039
It's weird, right?
295
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,520
Yeah. It's so hot, I thought.
296
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,780
I'd fuck that guy.
297
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440
Waiting on someone?
298
00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,780
No.
299
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,240
Taking a break?
300
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,820
Something like that.
301
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600
So what can I get you?
302
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,980
Something that helped me forget about
the last three years of my life.
303
00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,740
And a dirty glass.
304
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,360
I got a single, but just crazy to my
age.
305
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,720
Who would be worse?
306
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,480
Why are you looking at me like that?
307
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040
I mean...
308
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,180
That picture you showed me of the guy?
309
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,700
He's pretty good looking.
310
00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,220
It was on LinkedIn. Those are all posted
headshots.
311
00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,840
Look, is he really that much better than
me?
312
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,160
Look, sometimes you just want something
different.
313
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,900
Okay? And tonight's a day to explore.
314
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,840
See all these Doras?
315
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,800
They're all just looking for their
Diego's.
316
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320
They're cousins.
317
00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,480
Really? Yeah, they're moms.
318
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:30,180
If anything, Diego will be getting with
the map.
319
00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,480
Or maybe backpack, but later.
320
00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,610
You know what? I bet you two things I
can't do it.
321
00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,650
That I'll be too upset.
322
00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:41,150
Too upset? Yeah. Man, that's her plan.
323
00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,970
She gets with that bus driver. Because
Tiffany's a pilot.
324
00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,050
I can get to have her one night
thinking, I'm going to be all by myself,
325
00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:48,130
too upset to do anything.
326
00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:51,170
She gets a little fix and then comes
running back to me. Well, fuck that.
327
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:52,350
This dog's going to hunt.
328
00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:53,510
Go off, Kay.
329
00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:55,810
You know what she called me? She called
me a nice guy.
330
00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,790
Do I look like a nice guy?
331
00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:01,530
Is she okay? I think she needs some
water.
332
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:07,140
I do like a nice guy. But I swear, it's
a good thing. A woman wants to be with a
333
00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,140
nice guy.
334
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,100
If you were single, would you want to
have sex with me?
335
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,560
What makes you think I'm not single?
336
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,320
Because you're working tonight.
337
00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,180
I'm on my sixth sense in 30 minutes.
338
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,420
Does that mean you want to hang out?
339
00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,420
God, you really have been out of the
game, haven't you?
340
00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,820
In 30 minutes.
341
00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:25,300
Okay. Okay.
342
00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,140
Cool. Cool.
343
00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:28,920
You have protection, right?
344
00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,380
Yeah.
345
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,920
I'm just going to get some air.
346
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,300
Okay.
347
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,360
See you in a bit.
348
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,240
Hey.
349
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,560
Hey, we should do that.
350
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,260
Let's do that.
351
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,200
Please, now I'm getting roofies.
352
00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:34,710
Crazy night.
353
00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:36,350
Andrew.
354
00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:39,270
Allie. I got a 140 available.
355
00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:42,510
It's only a 20-minute block, but your
dress should stay with some time.
356
00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:45,510
Uh, no thank you, Andrew.
357
00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:54,550
So my firm
358
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:57,330
was one of the first angels in on Rexden
Labs.
359
00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:59,250
Every sensor on a wrist...
360
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:04,520
That's five poodles in our pocket. There
are 266 million people in this country
361
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,499
over 18.
362
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,500
You do the math.
363
00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,620
1.3 billion.
364
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920
Mama!
365
00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,660
I'm bringing someone home for
Thanksgiving!
366
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,900
oxytocin, and testosterone levels.
367
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,960
So if it spikes when it's close to
another one with elevated levels, bam!
368
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,680
It flashes red, and the authorities are
alerted via 5G. So we're developing a
369
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,840
pill that masks dopamine.
370
00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:48,860
Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't
that also lead to the cure for
371
00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:51,640
Parkinson's? There's no money in that
shit.
372
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,180
Wow. Enough small talk.
373
00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,680
We swipe it right or what's the dilly?
374
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,780
I didn't palm that. card in my hand like
so.
375
00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,240
And all I have to do is blow.
376
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,120
And the card dissolves and disappears
completely.
377
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,200
That's amazing!
378
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,540
I think you have something in here.
379
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920
No.
380
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,740
You have something in here.
381
00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,180
Do you have any more?
382
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,260
On.
383
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:35,620
I have to
384
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:41,820
be honest, I've met a lot of crazy
people tonight. I have met lunatics.
385
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,580
And they all come out on this one night
and they're like zombies just preying on
386
00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,200
all of us. It's a literal nightmare.
387
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,500
Right? Is there no normal person who
hasn't found their person yet?
388
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,800
So, you want to do him first, then me,
or me, then him, or maybe surprise us?
389
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,080
Oh, both of us at the same time. Oh,
that's fine. Sort of a human Jenga
390
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,680
situation. You can do it hangman style.
391
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:10,000
On your side or on your back
392
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,959
or side?
393
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,960
Side.
394
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:52,060
Like, really sad. Like, even the gold
medal is a sad song.
395
00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:59,340
Would you mind if I toss my hat into the
ring?
396
00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,260
Sure.
397
00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,220
Thinking of you till it hurts.
398
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,000
This is a sad song.
399
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:37,120
I wish I could carry the smile in my
heart.
400
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,500
Times when my life came so low.
401
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:48,920
Sad song. You wouldn't make me believe
what tomorrow would bring.
402
00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,920
When the day doesn't ring.
403
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,200
You know the song, right?
404
00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,960
Oh, I'm lost.
405
00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:09,260
I'm so lost without you. I know you were
right.
406
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,080
Believing for so long.
407
00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:13,580
You know what I'm going to do, right?
408
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,460
Change. Fire with Saturn.
409
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480
No, I'm serious.
410
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,560
I'm serious.
411
00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,040
No, I'm serious.
412
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,060
Are you sure this is okay?
413
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,440
I feel like we don't have to do this
now.
414
00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,460
I don't think it was just... They beat
me.
415
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,860
Oh, that's never such a thing, bud.
416
00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,460
Oh, yeah.
417
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,060
I have a condom I'll be right back
418
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440
Do you have any more comments?
419
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,320
Sorry, we're all out.
420
00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,580
I won't take it.
421
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,698
Thank you.
422
00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:36,699
What do you want to do?
423
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,179
What? It's gouging.
424
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,780
I feel awful about it.
425
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,440
Fine. Can you show me?
426
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,360
18, I'm in the back.
427
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,620
Somebody already beat you to it.
428
00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,279
That's great.
429
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280
Oh.
430
00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:03,900
Look, I'm really sorry about what
happened earlier.
431
00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:07,220
It's all good. No, I want to explain. I
went for dinner with my girlfriend.
432
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,920
I ordered a few more coffees. You found
the words, too?
433
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,840
Like I said, I'm really sorry.
434
00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:19,340
Glad you found someone, though. Looks
like we both found our oar.
435
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760
Is that him?
436
00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,240
I like that jacket. Is that what Mason
said?
437
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,100
That is my pin.
438
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,580
Hey, it's McGee.
439
00:35:30,319 --> 00:35:31,319
Sorry.
440
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,640
Let me take my one. Oh, so you can get
it? No.
441
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,440
It looks like you've been here a while
now. You don't seem to be yielding much
442
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440
fruit.
443
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,360
I really need this. So do I.
444
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,860
I have a window with these two closed.
You better get back in eight and three
445
00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,500
-quarter minutes. I actually have a real
connection with somebody.
446
00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,460
Try it right now.
447
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,120
What is he on his pizza?
448
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,620
What? Well, if you have a real
connection with someone, you know what
449
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:58,280
kind of pizza they like. It's coffee.
450
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,180
Not pizza, it's how they take their
coffee. How does he take his coffee like
451
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,180
this?
452
00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:05,860
He likes it how I like it, black with
three figures.
453
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,100
That's gross.
454
00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,900
He thinks it's adorable.
455
00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:17,600
I'm sure you're going to put the top of
the Empire State Building at sunrise,
456
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,640
pleasing your undying love.
457
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,420
I would love that for us.
458
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,640
May I?
459
00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:50,560
Oh, I just did payroll. Hey, my God, my
God.
460
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:52,560
You guys have been here for a minute.
461
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,060
Aren't you guys a little old, too?
462
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600
What? What?
463
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,920
Fuck you.
464
00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,240
Literally.
465
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,000
All right, bye.
466
00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:11,260
Sucked.
467
00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:13,220
Gotta get the key.
468
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:30,930
Whatever, just get it, come on.
469
00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,620
I know I just met the guy, but I
actually think he could be someone
470
00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,200
special. I really need to get back out
there tonight.
471
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,240
So what?
472
00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,840
Directs or warnings and instructions?
473
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,360
Warnings and instructions.
474
00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:31,999
Come on.
475
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
Yeah.
476
00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,300
Warnings and instructions.
477
00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,780
Warnings and instructions. I'm direct.
478
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080
I'm going to change my mind.
479
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,660
Direct. One.
480
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,098
No warning instructions.
481
00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,020
I can't. I can't. Okay, how about I do
it?
482
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,500
The wind and how heavy this is and how
long we're in the bar. What are you
483
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,080
talking about? This is a big moment.
484
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,000
I've got someone waiting for me back at
the bar. She's going to leave soon.
485
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:57,620
Jurors? Warnings? No, no, no, no, no.
Warnings, instructions, jurors.
486
00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:58,879
I can't.
487
00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,880
Oh, my God.
488
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,400
One? No, no, no, no, no, no.
489
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,560
and instructions.
490
00:41:58,830 --> 00:41:59,830
Yeah, it's my spot.
491
00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:05,030
Is that a... I know. It's a bit much.
492
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,490
He's an old friend.
493
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:10,690
And I think that his housewarming like a
pillow of an old-timey boy holding a
494
00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:11,690
balloon duck.
495
00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:14,050
Want something to drink?
496
00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:16,450
I'll make a mean glass of wine.
497
00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:17,810
Yeah, I would love some.
498
00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:18,990
All right.
499
00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:22,030
Is that a... Fake basket?
500
00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:24,810
No.
501
00:42:26,570 --> 00:42:27,690
Oh, make yourself comfortable.
502
00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:50,230
girl who paid my night.
503
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,080
Yeah, fuck.
504
00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:33,050
Why are you running? We're not after
you. We're after him.
505
00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:40,310
You're not allowed to have sex tonight.
506
00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:46,470
Okay.
507
00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:55,090
How would you characterize your
relationship with Mr.
508
00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:57,590
McGinney? Relatively new.
509
00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,960
The officers reported that you were in
your undergarments. Your goon kicked
510
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,920
down a door and violated our privacy.
511
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,800
I can't believe you would spend all
these resources on that.
512
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,680
Did he mention you spent time in jail
for violating the mandate?
513
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,440
So what? He had potential sex, but the
government didn't want him to. He
514
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,260
violated it 14 times. 14? In eight days.
515
00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:20,320
Eight. You think we'd really want to be
dealing with this shit? Seeing poos
516
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,200
playing slap and tickle without a ring
on their finger?
517
00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,420
Then why do you?
518
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,140
Seriously, just because we're living in
these crazy times does not mean that you
519
00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,560
need to be on the wrong side of history.
520
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,200
Where's your conscience?
521
00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:30,780
With my pension.
522
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,640
Give me a minute. We just need to
confirm the integrity of your biosensors
523
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640
and you can be on your way.
524
00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,700
The data center's pretty busy. You can
wait outside.
525
00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,060
Really great work.
526
00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,440
Thank you for keeping our streets safe.
527
00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:49,880
Just so you know, your relatively new
boyfriend is also being charged with
528
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,840
real estate fraud, property trespass,
grand theft motorcycle.
529
00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:57,760
feeling various wine and art, including
a silhouette of a boy holding a duck
530
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,180
balloon and a fake basket.
531
00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,320
I knew it was fake.
532
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,720
The bastard's got me again.
533
00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:14,420
I don't care how many times you arrest
me, I ain't wearing no love glove.
534
00:46:58,759 --> 00:47:01,600
I'm down by the water. Make a left when
you get to the clearing.
535
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,040
Right on the grass.
536
00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,500
Keep going.
537
00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,240
Okay. You're getting warmer.
538
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,120
Much warmer.
539
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880
Getting hot.
540
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,000
Oh, my God. You're hot.
541
00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:20,260
How are you?
542
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,840
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too.
543
00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:31,330
That's the one good thing about this
stupid night.
544
00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:33,090
No waste of time.
545
00:47:34,890 --> 00:47:35,890
You're right.
546
00:47:37,530 --> 00:47:38,730
Okay, Felix.
547
00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:40,750
It's Owen. I lied about my name.
548
00:47:41,690 --> 00:47:42,690
I did, too.
549
00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:44,070
I'm Sophie.
550
00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:45,530
Sophie? Mm-hmm.
551
00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,770
All right, well, you want a... How do we
eat?
552
00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:51,550
Well, I think traditionally it starts
with a kiss.
553
00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:54,010
There's nothing traditional about this
night.
554
00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:57,150
I still think you should start with a
kiss.
555
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,080
Enjoy.
556
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,260
All right.
557
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,620
I've never really done that before, but
okay.
558
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:27,760
I remember seeing this on bio.
559
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:38,920
Not too
560
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,660
tight, dude. I'm going to go a little
top of that.
561
00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:58,250
really too bad. You are so cute.
562
00:48:58,530 --> 00:49:00,330
I wish I had met at work. At work?
563
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,340
It's a big city, so it feels a little
convenient.
564
00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,240
For who?
565
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,360
You stole my condom. It wasn't my best
moment. I'm sorry.
566
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,860
You didn't use it?
567
00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:20,700
Oh, my.
568
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,460
After all that, you didn't use it. Much
ado about nothing, as the kids say.
569
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,360
Kids don't say that.
570
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,580
They say it. They say it all the time.
No Empire State Building sunrise for
571
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,420
you. That's a tired reference anyway.
572
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,920
You ever been to the Empire State
Building?
573
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,220
You ride an escalator forever and then
you get up there and you just stare at a
574
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:40,220
fence.
575
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,020
It's not romantic at all.
576
00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,140
The worst place for it.
577
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,800
Where would you go?
578
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,320
I know exactly where I would go.
579
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,840
Where?
580
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020
Why are you here?
581
00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,100
J-Walking.
582
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,740
They got me from J-Walking.
583
00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,720
It took your clothes for that?
584
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,980
I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox.
585
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,600
Good luck today, Romeo.
586
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,480
This has never happened, but we found
your stuff.
587
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:16,460
Great. Thank you. Apparently, your sex
worker was trying to pawn it. She was
588
00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:20,100
not a sex worker. I told you, she was
not a sex worker. No judgment. A lot of
589
00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,100
guys get conned tonight.
590
00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,980
I mean, a little bit of a judgment.
591
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,720
I was just surprised that you were
trying to pay for it. You know what I
592
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,960
mean? Like, it's out there. Like, why
buy the milk when the cows are...
593
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,880
Free, and there's tons of them, and
there's milk everywhere.
594
00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:37,360
It's like, why are you paying for it? I
was not paying for it. Hey, take the
595
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,859
wind bunny.
596
00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,880
What did you get into there?
597
00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:43,240
Thank you. We're going to meet that
jacket back for the next job.
598
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680
Wow.
599
00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,740
Yeah, you came to party.
600
00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,920
Respect.
601
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:51,720
Glad you're enjoying this.
602
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,280
I'm not not enjoying it.
603
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,960
Uh, yeah. You came back clean.
604
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,760
We might need you to testify.
605
00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,860
I'll let you know.
606
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,100
Testify? How romantic.
607
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,560
The universe is obviously telling us
something.
608
00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,120
Maybe we should overthink this.
609
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600
Overthink what?
610
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,520
You know what I mean.
611
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960
Oh,
612
00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:26,040
God. What?
613
00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:27,860
No.
614
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,860
Dude, you just want to stick your thing
somewhere. What do you want to do with
615
00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:31,448
your thing?
616
00:52:31,450 --> 00:52:32,450
Or things, or whatever.
617
00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:33,870
Things?
618
00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:36,070
What exactly do you think I have going
on down there?
619
00:52:36,290 --> 00:52:37,290
I don't know yet.
620
00:52:38,570 --> 00:52:41,330
I'm not changing who I am for this
mandate.
621
00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:44,030
Come on. No party just wanted to have
sex.
622
00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:45,330
Of course.
623
00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:48,810
But not sex that just leaves me feeling
empty.
624
00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:53,070
Well, how do you know that's what it's
going to be like with me?
625
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,270
Do you have any anecdotal evidence?
626
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,300
I'm objectively good looking.
627
00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:05,720
You did not just say that. I've been
told a fair number of times I'm rarely
628
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,720
in the depths.
629
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,320
By who, your boy mom?
630
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,140
No, she thinks I'm a tech. Well, you're
not.
631
00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:13,640
Your ears look like car doors.
632
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,980
Well, your nose.
633
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,380
Your nose is way too small for your
face.
634
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,440
Your chin could plow a field. Your legs
don't make any sense. Your hairline
635
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,440
doesn't make any sense.
636
00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,000
So we're two hideous people.
637
00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,860
Let's lie together in our mutual
revulsion.
638
00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:31,030
We keep meeting up. Maybe that means
something.
639
00:53:31,310 --> 00:53:35,290
It might have until I saw your P. Diddy
party flag back.
640
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:38,730
Good luck tonight.
641
00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:43,230
This party's gonna be sick!
642
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:44,328
I know!
643
00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:48,190
Last year it was fall and now it's the
day. So we're gonna build it and we're
644
00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:50,050
gonna throw it. So we're gonna build it
and we're gonna throw it. Yeah!
645
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,320
I'm doing this, you're doing that. I got
a little dressed.
646
00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,840
I don't think I'm a little underdressed.
647
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,560
What are you talking about? This is Buck
Mason.
648
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:33,240
Oh, I don't know what Joe Cole, Buck
Mason has on all these boards, but
649
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,240
they're not all hitters.
650
00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:35,880
I brought this. Here.
651
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,740
Oh, that's your bio-sensor.
652
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,360
Sorry. What?
653
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,319
Here, mine.
654
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,340
It's a bat. It was a week to decide. I
panicked and I got this. I'm a light
655
00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,920
bat. I'm the lighthouse.
656
00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:47,740
I know. Why?
657
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,940
You really want to know? Yeah, I want to
know.
658
00:54:52,270 --> 00:54:54,270
That's a kid's book my mom used to read
to me.
659
00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:58,570
Okay. Little Red Lighthouse and Great
Great Bridge. Well, usually it's red,
660
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:04,650
so... Little Red Lighthouse on the
Hudson River and...
661
00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:07,250
It's actually real.
662
00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:08,490
It is there.
663
00:55:09,090 --> 00:55:13,490
But in the story it feels overshadowed
because they built the George Washington
664
00:55:13,490 --> 00:55:14,550
Bridge over it.
665
00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:18,610
And... Anyway, one night...
666
00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,680
It's foggy, and it needs the light from
the lighthouse to help it.
667
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,080
So it has more scepter on it.
668
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,320
Okay.
669
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:34,280
It's kind of cheesy, but when I first
moved to New York, I was a talent here.
670
00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,640
Yeah, near the lighthouse.
671
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,160
I get it.
672
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:44,180
It's nice. I love going there. And it's
a crowd we want to have to stay.
673
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,600
Even there?
674
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,580
Uh, yeah. That's cool.
675
00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:49,888
Would I hurt anything?
676
00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:50,890
Not anything I'm proud of.
677
00:55:51,730 --> 00:55:53,910
As long as you love it, the song
matters.
678
00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:58,650
Kind of. There is this component where,
like, someone's supposed to sing, then
679
00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:03,730
people are supposed to hear, and then
you connect. But, you know, I, uh...
680
00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:06,630
What? I'm afraid to get up in front of
crowds.
681
00:56:07,050 --> 00:56:08,590
I know. That's the problem.
682
00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:10,850
Yeah, it is. Big crowd's a big problem.
683
00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,270
He doesn't have that problem.
684
00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:13,569
Is it strong?
685
00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:16,850
You don't get to play Radio City unless
you make people feel something.
686
00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:18,210
And look at him.
687
00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,250
It's a five.
688
00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:21,230
Six. Oh, no, no, no.
689
00:56:21,450 --> 00:56:22,450
Yes, yes, yes.
690
00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,710
Girl, you got it back.
691
00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:26,230
What? You need to put that back in your
pants.
692
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,990
I would dump it all out of my pants for
Ezra Strong.
693
00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:35,890
I've done that before.
694
00:56:36,390 --> 00:56:37,990
Okay, well, it's going to be amazing.
695
00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:42,110
So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong
went to your high school and was really
696
00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:44,910
good at math, he would be dumping
everything out of your pants for me?
697
00:56:45,650 --> 00:56:47,590
Maybe. Geometry's pretty hard.
698
00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,540
I'm really great at making pizza. Did I
change anything?
699
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:52,700
Yeah, Claremont. I saw it. I had to
change.
700
00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:54,580
Is that your family's spot or something?
701
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,680
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.
702
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,500
I always like pizza. I paid up. I opened
a shop.
703
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,840
If A equals B and B equals A, then A
equals B.
704
00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:04,820
Turned into the property of John.
705
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:06,740
How do you like me now?
706
00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,540
That's Jerry. I'm stopping by 5-Eleven.
I think we're choosing a store.
707
00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:13,920
Where is this party?
708
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,700
I think I bought a lamp up.
709
00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,420
It's a new marketplace I'm watching.
710
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,140
Thank you.
711
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,480
Don't do that. Don't bow. Don't bow.
That's weird.
712
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720
Okay.
713
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,360
Thank you.
714
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,680
You're cute when you're nervous.
715
00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:00,940
I'm not nervous.
716
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,560
When you're just cute.
717
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,280
It's not going to happen, David.
718
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,420
I know.
719
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:09,220
I know that.
720
00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:11,020
How many times do you want to tell me
that?
721
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,280
Okay. And you know what? I'm emotionally
unavailable toward you now.
722
00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:15,560
I don't want to have this.
723
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,060
No.
724
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,560
I'm not good at it.
725
00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:21,170
That's out. That's done.
726
00:58:22,050 --> 00:58:25,190
Nothing you could say would convince me
to have sex with you.
727
00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:28,510
Nothing. Not one thing. Not a single
word. Nothing.
728
00:58:29,150 --> 00:58:31,710
Nothing you could say would convince me
to have sex with you.
729
00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:32,990
Hey.
730
00:58:33,370 --> 00:58:34,370
God, you're God.
731
00:58:37,030 --> 00:58:43,830
Thank you very much.
732
00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,170
What? What?
733
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:47,890
How did you get in?
734
00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,850
Exactly, you belong.
735
00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,770
I'm mad at that. Then be good at it.
736
00:58:55,570 --> 00:58:56,670
Hey, gorgeouses.
737
00:58:56,970 --> 00:58:57,970
How's your night going?
738
00:58:58,930 --> 00:58:59,930
Name?
739
00:59:00,210 --> 00:59:01,210
Owen.
740
00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:03,750
Nice to meet you. What's your name?
741
00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,930
I don't see your name on your GDP under
something different.
742
00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:09,330
No, O-W-E-N.
743
00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:10,990
Come on, put us on.
744
00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,630
Mafalda, put us on the list. And what's
her last name?
745
00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:17,230
She only has one name, like a Brazilian,
like Neymar, Pele.
746
00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:19,350
Xuxa. Xuxa.
747
00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:20,950
Xuxa.
748
00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:23,480
No. But you're good.
749
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,700
She's good. I'm good. I'm not. Why?
750
00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,240
Because she's not thirsty like you.
751
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,460
I'm not thirsty.
752
00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,160
Well, we came together.
753
00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:34,900
Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys.
You're together.
754
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:40,680
Well, not together. We came together. We
just came here. We arrived now. I'm
755
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,560
sorry, guys. We're going to need a clear
answer. Together or not together.
756
00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,160
Nah, we're just on parallel tracks.
757
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:48,920
Right?
758
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,680
He's wearing that hair in a polo shirt.
759
01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,500
Whoa.
760
01:01:57,589 --> 01:02:01,430
Please. It's a private party. You just
saw my friend. It's not up to us. It
761
01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:04,110
seems like it's very much up to you. Oi,
ladies.
762
01:02:05,170 --> 01:02:06,170
He's good.
763
01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:30,390
Hi there.
764
01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:31,570
Hi.
765
01:02:32,090 --> 01:02:33,610
You are gorgeous.
766
01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,370
Hey. Who are you?
767
01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:38,670
He said my legs don't make any sense.
768
01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:41,230
This is Alex. She picked me at the door.
769
01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:44,370
Oh, are you two together? I don't want
to kid you. No.
770
01:02:44,710 --> 01:02:48,670
No, no, no. She just wants to take it
somewhere in a nice way. She's looking
771
01:02:48,670 --> 01:02:49,790
for a real connection tonight.
772
01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:51,490
Pure romantic.
773
01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:55,530
Oh, how cute. I could spread you with
marmalade and eat you up, Frankie.
774
01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:57,149
Thank you.
775
01:02:57,150 --> 01:02:58,150
Did you see what I was saying?
776
01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:00,700
Ezra. Ezra.
777
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,640
Darling. Can you come here?
778
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280
Hi. Hi.
779
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,019
Killer party.
780
01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:06,879
Thank you.
781
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,600
This is Owen.
782
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,759
It's a pleasure, man.
783
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,760
The boy I'm going to fuck tonight.
784
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,880
Congrats. Thank you, man.
785
01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:14,999
I'm Ezra.
786
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000
It's nice to meet you.
787
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,440
I know.
788
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,300
It's nice to meet you too. I didn't know
that it was nice to meet me. That's
789
01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:24,240
cool. I know. I know who you are.
790
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,340
I thought I saw you out there. Right?
791
01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:28,930
You did?
792
01:03:29,030 --> 01:03:32,190
My name's Allie. You have to say your
name.
793
01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:33,750
My name's not Allie. It's Allison.
794
01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:36,070
I don't want to say that my name's
Allie.
795
01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:39,450
I go by Allie.
796
01:03:39,930 --> 01:03:41,730
She's a singer, too, just like you.
797
01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:43,370
Can you say that?
798
01:03:43,550 --> 01:03:44,970
Is this putting you on stage?
799
01:03:45,330 --> 01:03:47,190
I'm singing. No. Yeah, I'm a singer.
800
01:03:47,410 --> 01:03:50,390
No. I'm not. No. You are. No. You don't
sing.
801
01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:51,910
She does.
802
01:03:52,150 --> 01:03:55,770
No. No? No. Yes, I sing. I'm a singer.
Yeah.
803
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:03,100
I do that for a living. And it's on a
small basis.
804
01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,180
The occasional surprise.
805
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,920
But not in front of people. I don't do
the stage thing. That's a lot of people
806
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,500
and absolutely terrifying.
807
01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:14,880
Certainly not half naked.
808
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,900
Although there was this one time in
kindergarten.
809
01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:21,740
You're hilarious.
810
01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,340
You're going to sing tonight.
811
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,800
Thank you, Creed. Come on. No.
812
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,060
No, no, no, no.
813
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,520
Thank God. No, no, no. I get what I
want. I can't. I don't want to. I don't
814
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,520
want to.
815
01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:33,840
I really don't like it. I really don't
like it. I really don't like it.
816
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:37,700
It's all just butterflies, darling.
817
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:43,060
Yeah. Oh, but I... Oh, yes.
818
01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,320
Imagine.
819
01:04:54,950 --> 01:04:58,270
I am rapidly losing my hair. I've got
another bath.
820
01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:04,410
Just think, um, I just think maybe...
821
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,020
Thank you very much.
822
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,640
And again.
823
01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,280
The organizers of the benefit rented it
for me for the weekend.
824
01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,300
I thought the pro-mandate side had all
the money.
825
01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,940
Should be easier to believe that.
826
01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:15,900
This is crazy.
827
01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:19,100
I know. Kimi Hendrix, Hattie Smith,
Taylor Swift.
828
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:21,840
Well, yeah, the play Fireflies. But Owl
City?
829
01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,380
Yeah. Right here.
830
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,920
I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think
you're amazing.
831
01:08:27,779 --> 01:08:30,760
Stop it. I'm serious. You really inspire
me. No.
832
01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,240
You inspire me.
833
01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:42,880
I really thought this whole thing was
going to ruin sex, right? It kind of
834
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,620
did. But at the same time, it gave it
new meaning.
835
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,880
You know, who do you choose to be with
for this one night?
836
01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,479
Yeah. Choice itself is, like, romantic.
837
01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:58,399
Just maybe the fascists are right about
this one.
838
01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:03,439
I'm really glad I'm here with you
tonight.
839
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,840
Yeah. Come home and I'll clean the
table.
840
01:10:05,350 --> 01:10:12,330
Now New York is a place where you got up
one stage and didn't
841
01:10:12,330 --> 01:10:13,330
even think.
842
01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:18,690
You sang a few notes, made the whole
room...
843
01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:45,620
I don't know why I said that.
844
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:09,470
Boy from the Bronx to my fucking left.
845
01:12:09,730 --> 01:12:10,730
It's Upper Manhattan.
846
01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,100
No. No, please.
847
01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:35,440
This is weird, even for me. I mean,
bubbles.
848
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,400
What is that?
849
01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:41,360
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait. I don't have time for this weird
850
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,360
shit tonight, mate.
851
01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,240
why chastity mandates will take effect
once...
852
01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:32,950
We're closed.
853
01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:35,290
I know the owner.
854
01:15:38,290 --> 01:15:41,310
What are you doing all the way up here?
855
01:15:42,010 --> 01:15:43,950
Ordering a pizza, but extra cheap.
856
01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:45,870
Called the K-1.
857
01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:47,510
That's what we're known for.
858
01:15:48,090 --> 01:15:49,090
Yeah.
859
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,920
after nothing's fit, and tie it across.
860
01:16:31,509 --> 01:16:32,870
So? So.
861
01:16:33,370 --> 01:16:34,510
What happened to his?
862
01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:37,010
Didn't really click.
863
01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:40,370
Is that hospital name tag have any
visibility?
864
01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:52,110
What happened with Beatrix Potter?
865
01:16:52,970 --> 01:16:54,070
She's been a villain.
866
01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:30,020
Oh, my God. This is the best pizza I've
ever had.
867
01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:31,940
Really.
868
01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:34,300
I'd be better than sex. No.
869
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:35,800
Come on. I mean it.
870
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,540
But I honestly don't remember.
871
01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,040
What's your favorite part?
872
01:17:40,460 --> 01:17:41,419
The cheese.
873
01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,920
No. Of sex.
874
01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,080
The buildup.
875
01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,360
What? That's just a typical lady answer.
What?
876
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,340
It is. Oh, okay. What's yours?
877
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,180
Boots? Cowgirl? You like a jackhammer?
878
01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:01,460
You're not going to believe me, but it's
about to be after me.
879
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,360
It is. No.
880
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:09,480
That moment after you're laying there
with two people, like you said earlier,
881
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:13,240
it's never really about sex.
882
01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,240
That's kind of a good answer.
883
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,380
I don't want to look like this.
884
01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:36,910
That's her, my girlfriend.
885
01:18:37,850 --> 01:18:38,850
What do I do?
886
01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:18,030
Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget
about it. Forget
887
01:19:18,030 --> 01:19:24,710
about it.
888
01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:10,800
You slainter.
889
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:12,200
Yeah?
890
01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:14,580
Yeah.
891
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:46,700
Great.
892
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,300
Oh, okay.
893
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:50,960
I
894
01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:57,840
don't.
895
01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,320
Yeah,
896
01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,760
sorry.
897
01:21:20,650 --> 01:21:25,750
I hope you get your Empire State
Building or wherever moment tonight.
898
01:21:26,710 --> 01:21:27,710
Yeah, you too.
899
01:22:06,430 --> 01:22:07,430
You're here.
900
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,660
I got a clue.
901
01:22:52,390 --> 01:22:54,010
Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix
that.
902
01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:02,510
Come on, it's the only public in an hour
left.
903
01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:06,430
I need to go.
904
01:23:07,110 --> 01:23:08,110
What?
905
01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:09,570
I need to go.
906
01:23:09,730 --> 01:23:12,810
What is this about Sal? Sal? Sal is my
father for Lopez.
907
01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:15,390
I told you on the phone, nothing
happened.
908
01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,930
It's not about him at all, actually. Do
you want to get married?
909
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:21,440
Then we can have sex whenever we want.
910
01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,360
I've never really been about sex.
911
01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:26,500
Well, we've only had it like two times.
Thanks, Obama.
912
01:23:26,980 --> 01:23:29,820
Obama? The thing started like three
years ago.
913
01:23:30,180 --> 01:23:32,380
Yeah, well, you know what I mean? The
pendulum.
914
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,460
I... I'm sorry for what I did.
915
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:42,000
But if you did something, I want to sit
proud of you.
916
01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,420
No, you... You needed to get out of your
box.
917
01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,000
I could never overcome.
918
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:54,920
Did I mess things up?
919
01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,500
No.
920
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,640
between first and second.
921
01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,180
And three friends possible.
922
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,100
Trying to squeeze some more juice out of
the lemon, huh?
923
01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:11,800
I'm looking for Allie. It's Owen. Does
Allie live here?
924
01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:14,220
Allie.
925
01:25:14,580 --> 01:25:15,580
Allie.
926
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000
Allie. Yeah,
927
01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:19,320
yeah, yeah.
928
01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:25,820
I know. I'm so sorry. I'm just looking
for Allie. You know Allie?
929
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:29,420
She's tall, brunette, big eyes.
930
01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,180
Things don't make any sense.
931
01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:34,940
She also loves bright houses, especially
a little red one.
932
01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:37,100
Get the hell out of here, man.
933
01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,640
Alley!
934
01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:12,370
I'm sorry about that bubble wrap thing.
935
01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:15,370
Your mom and I were looking at ASMR
videos on the YouTube.
936
01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,350
Okay. Good to see you, Rick.
937
01:26:17,810 --> 01:26:22,150
Did you patch things up with that tall
British glass of water from last night?
938
01:26:23,150 --> 01:26:24,390
Actually, I met someone else.
939
01:26:24,990 --> 01:26:26,990
Okay. Mr. Swing Dick.
940
01:26:30,230 --> 01:26:34,350
No, it wasn't like that. We just talked
a lot. And I just looked like an
941
01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:35,350
asshole.
942
01:26:35,430 --> 01:26:37,710
And now I have no idea how to find her.
943
01:26:38,050 --> 01:26:39,050
Owen.
944
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,540
When your mom and I are okay.
945
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,760
My two men bonding warms my heart.
946
01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:47,980
He met somebody.
947
01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:48,959
Oh, yeah?
948
01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,900
But he can't find her. Who is she?
949
01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:52,660
Her name's Allie.
950
01:26:53,060 --> 01:26:58,320
And, uh, she's fun and she's smart.
951
01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,480
She's weird.
952
01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,260
And she can sing. She's got a great
voice.
953
01:27:03,660 --> 01:27:05,700
She has this big smile. I don't know.
954
01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,820
I've never met anyone like her before.
955
01:27:09,150 --> 01:27:10,550
What's the last thing she said to you?
956
01:27:11,430 --> 01:27:12,430
Good luck.
957
01:27:13,730 --> 01:27:15,270
What's the last thing you said to her?
958
01:27:16,050 --> 01:27:19,070
I hope you get your Empire State
Building moment tonight.
959
01:28:17,230 --> 01:28:18,148
Oh, sorry.
960
01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:19,670
Did I wake you? No.
961
01:28:20,490 --> 01:28:22,490
I drop off the kids sometimes.
962
01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:23,910
How was your night?
963
01:28:26,110 --> 01:28:28,310
Pretty wild.
964
01:28:30,450 --> 01:28:31,510
I met someone.
965
01:28:34,130 --> 01:28:36,150
Oh. Then you went away.
966
01:28:36,370 --> 01:28:38,350
And I took a long walk.
967
01:28:38,810 --> 01:28:40,310
Did you get with them at least?
968
01:28:41,090 --> 01:28:43,450
No. Still some time left, shawty.
969
01:28:43,970 --> 01:28:45,430
Ever been someone's first?
970
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,220
All right.
971
01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,400
I'm going to go clean for a week.
972
01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:54,860
Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. Hey. Wait,
your name is Allie?
973
01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:58,260
Yeah. There's some guy calling your name
looking for you.
974
01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:07,180
What? Yeah, some weird guy with elephant
ears whining all about your legs and leg
975
01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:08,600
houses. It was sad.
976
01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:12,920
I was like, Joe Brown, back the fuck up.
When was this?
977
01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,280
A little while ago.
978
01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:16,690
I'm going to be there.
979
01:29:17,170 --> 01:29:18,290
Probably not.
980
01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:21,250
Why am I doing this?
981
01:29:22,010 --> 01:29:23,010
Because you never know.
982
01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:55,740
Thank you.
983
01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:25,420
And always in our people.
984
01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,420
And always in our people.
985
01:30:53,290 --> 01:30:54,350
What can I hold you?
986
01:31:23,370 --> 01:31:24,370
Three figures.
987
01:31:24,870 --> 01:31:25,930
Ah, here, it's adorable.
988
01:31:28,970 --> 01:31:31,430
You're still following me. Or are you
following me?
989
01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:35,150
I can't believe you're here.
990
01:31:36,890 --> 01:31:38,530
Well, this is the only place for this.
991
01:31:41,270 --> 01:31:42,330
Nothing can overshadow.
992
01:31:44,710 --> 01:31:47,250
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left.
993
01:31:49,150 --> 01:31:51,130
Nah, I shouldn't have let you go.
994
01:32:16,370 --> 01:32:17,370
I'm late.
995
01:32:17,510 --> 01:32:18,610
I might not be late.
996
01:32:19,690 --> 01:32:21,750
You know, I'm not even going to need all
11 minutes.
997
01:32:22,230 --> 01:32:23,410
Oh, yeah, me neither, son.
998
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,080
What's wrong?
999
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:53,720
Nothing.
1000
01:32:54,100 --> 01:33:00,600
Nothing's wrong. Just, you know, seems
like this whole night, I
1001
01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:05,400
don't want it to dictate us what we do.
1002
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:07,700
We can't let the bad day win.
1003
01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:10,280
Maybe we should wait.
1004
01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:13,840
Get to know each other.
1005
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,060
I think you're right.
1006
01:33:21,390 --> 01:33:24,910
Without the cracker. Not the cracker.
Without all the noise.
1007
01:33:25,370 --> 01:33:26,390
A whole year.
1008
01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,530
Oh, yeah. It's your favorite part. The
donut.
1009
01:33:29,050 --> 01:33:30,390
Yeah, but what about the after?
1010
01:33:31,990 --> 01:33:32,990
It's a moment.
1011
01:33:36,270 --> 01:33:37,810
Trying to keep it in my pants.
1012
01:33:38,390 --> 01:33:39,390
Good luck.
1013
01:34:17,110 --> 01:34:21,650
You didn't know that? No, no, no, no.
Well, that is my voice.
1014
01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,029
This is you?
1015
01:34:23,030 --> 01:34:24,990
Yes. My day job.
1016
01:34:27,030 --> 01:34:30,830
By feasting me, you say, hey, Harry,
1017
01:34:31,890 --> 01:34:32,890
you're connected.
1018
01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:34,210
Sure.
1019
01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:11,350
italian not even pizza pizza i didn't
say pizza
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