1 00:01:24,399 --> 00:01:26,480 We know what we got. 2 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:42,950 $50 hit. 3 00:01:43,030 --> 00:01:45,110 Woo! Everyone's going to go home tonight. 4 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:47,730 Yeah. Have a good one tonight. 5 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:54,710 We can't even hold him. No, no, no, no. We're trying to eat him up, but it's 6 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:55,710 going to be bad. 7 00:02:02,970 --> 00:02:06,610 Good night. 8 00:02:08,110 --> 00:02:09,110 Off we go. 9 00:02:09,990 --> 00:02:11,150 Give him one of those vinyl stickers. 10 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,690 But it's a long night. Be careful, yeah? 11 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:40,930 Of course. 12 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:42,400 But try many, many things. 13 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:45,260 You don't want to wake up staring at a year of what could have been. 14 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,560 Lucky bastard. 15 00:02:55,440 --> 00:03:00,360 Good luck, all right? You too, man. We got to get a year's worth of $12. 16 00:04:06,700 --> 00:04:07,700 very hard word to think. 17 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:09,660 Allie, it's a very hard thing to have. 18 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:12,280 The right answer. 19 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:18,680 Okay, yes, happily. But I do think that there could be something fun there if we 20 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,360 change the melody a little bit. 21 00:04:20,700 --> 00:04:22,160 Just to subvert expectations. 22 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,520 Clients have different expectations to make it easy for people to understand 23 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:28,720 and remember when they're talking to their doctors. 24 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:31,640 Yeah, but we could play with it and have fun with it. We should do this tomorrow, 25 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,600 Allie. Let's just do it the way they're paying you to. 26 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:37,080 I really want to get out of here before the night starts. You need to do right. 27 00:04:39,820 --> 00:04:40,160 Side 28 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:47,600 effects 29 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,200 may include dizziness, internal bleeding, hallucinations, sweaty hands, 30 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:51,260 and sometimes death. 31 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:10,700 You okay? 32 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:11,760 Yeah. 33 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:12,860 You look amazing. 34 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:14,600 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you look great. 35 00:05:15,100 --> 00:05:18,240 Well, so do you. I haven't seen that shirt since Brittany's engagement party. 36 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,580 Yeah, it's your favorite. 37 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:21,060 Oh, 38 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:23,439 this is so fancy. 39 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:25,700 I really thought we were going to do something more casual. 40 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:27,280 I'm fully deprived. 41 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,060 No, you're not. You're like super programmed. 42 00:05:30,780 --> 00:05:31,780 Oh, I'm not? 43 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:33,380 All right. Oh. 44 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:36,560 Thank you. Thank you. 45 00:05:51,890 --> 00:05:53,010 I'm going 46 00:05:53,010 --> 00:05:59,770 to sleep with someone else 47 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,770 tonight 48 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,080 I'm home. 49 00:06:46,760 --> 00:06:47,820 Badger clear. 50 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,980 Badger clear. 51 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:20,980 us. It's about finding our prince or just like a good guy. 52 00:07:21,220 --> 00:07:24,420 We're going to stick together. We're going to make a choice. Unlike last 53 00:07:24,420 --> 00:07:26,360 year, we both took out Roger. 54 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:30,760 Yeah. You went to the bathroom, the coaster. I had Carl, the backpack guy. 55 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,260 He slept in a backpack. 56 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:33,520 He slept in a backpack. 57 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,080 Wait, wait, wait. 58 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,000 Finding true love on the least romantic night of the year. Just because we 59 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:43,620 filled the other 300 before doesn't mean we need to lower our standards for some 60 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:44,660 dusty dick. 61 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:55,960 The chance of having great sex on a one-night stand is like 2.8%. Actually, 62 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:57,300 Eileen met her boyfriend last year. 63 00:07:57,640 --> 00:07:59,180 And Sammy, two years ago. 64 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,400 All right, I'm going to pee. You scout. 65 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:05,260 But look, don't touch. Okay? 66 00:08:05,640 --> 00:08:06,660 Where is this coming from? 67 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,400 In this new world, in this government-degraded sexual climate, it's 68 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:14,360 hard to figure out how to navigate. We're all in the same boat, Malika. 69 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:18,120 I'm navigating too. I owe it to myself to explore this. 70 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,170 Lord, you hate trying new things. 71 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,690 I had to beg you to come to this restaurant. 72 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,570 If I have to eat one more little damn salad, my head is going to explode. 73 00:08:27,350 --> 00:08:30,830 One fish saliva, one fish shrimp, one clear sauce. 74 00:08:31,150 --> 00:08:32,150 Thank you. 75 00:08:32,789 --> 00:08:34,270 Chef, we're coming to you right away. 76 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:37,750 Thank you. Does the chef also recommend that my girlfriend has sex with someone 77 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:38,750 else tonight? 78 00:08:39,049 --> 00:08:40,850 I would check. Okay, great. Thank you. 79 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:43,909 Salvatore Schoenhofer Lopez. 80 00:08:44,450 --> 00:08:46,130 What? It's like ice from a building. 81 00:08:46,390 --> 00:08:49,570 Yeah, I know who Salvatore Schoenhofer Lopez is. I told him about the apartment 82 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,529 for rent in our building. 83 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,530 I wasn't looking for anything. 84 00:08:51,770 --> 00:08:55,970 I just kept running into him. I keep running into Vladimir, but I don't plan 85 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,090 on fucking our super in 54 minutes. 86 00:08:58,310 --> 00:09:01,630 This is an abnormal request, but it's under abnormal circumstances. 87 00:09:02,530 --> 00:09:03,530 It's not you. 88 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,329 I know. 89 00:09:04,330 --> 00:09:05,750 It's Salvatore Schoenhofer Lopez. 90 00:09:06,350 --> 00:09:11,550 You can explore, too. I trust you, and I think it will be good for you. I think 91 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:14,330 you need something to help you get out of your box. 92 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:17,470 I also need the apartment tonight. 93 00:09:17,910 --> 00:09:19,230 Why? He lives in the building. 94 00:09:19,650 --> 00:09:22,030 Yes, I think it would be weird knowing you're so close by. 95 00:09:22,310 --> 00:09:23,710 Oh, that's the weird part of this. 96 00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,350 You know what this means, right? 97 00:09:29,170 --> 00:09:33,870 I just believe that if we're supposed to work through this, we will. 98 00:09:36,030 --> 00:09:37,030 I'm sorry, Owen. 99 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:02,900 Ali? 100 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:11,060 Oh my God, it is you. 101 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:15,260 I know you're not going to believe this. I've been looking for you all year. 102 00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,740 I could not forget you. 103 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,680 All I had was your first name. 104 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:23,600 I thought you blew me off. Never in a while. 105 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:27,700 Ali. 106 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,380 She's daydreaming. 107 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,900 Oh, yeah, she does. She's a creative. 108 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:35,160 Ali. 109 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:36,960 This is Deja. 110 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,320 Hello. You met in line for the bathroom. 111 00:10:39,660 --> 00:10:41,200 It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Deja. 112 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:44,820 Don't kill me. Please don't kill me. Oh, Jacinda, no. It's not even seven. 113 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:46,340 You're screwing me. 114 00:10:46,560 --> 00:10:48,300 No, I'm screwing her. 115 00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:54,070 I'm sorry. What happened to taking our time and finding our prince? No offense, 116 00:10:54,290 --> 00:10:56,090 Tayshia. I actually am a prince. 117 00:10:56,570 --> 00:10:57,570 From Wakanda. 118 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:03,610 I'm from Sierra Leone. I live in Brooklyn now. But I am a prince. 119 00:11:04,490 --> 00:11:05,490 What? 120 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:12,230 No. Is that your code word? It was, your highness, it was. 121 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,270 I'm sorry. Oh my god, I am so pissed. 122 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:18,110 Yeah, I'm curious. 123 00:11:39,179 --> 00:11:42,600 The American people wanted this mandate. 124 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:46,360 We wanted to go back to a time when sex was reserved for the sanctity of 125 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,120 marriage. Since our resolution passed, Teen pregnancy is near zero. 126 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,180 STIs are at record lows. 127 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,760 And now it's a badge of honor to be an infant. 128 00:11:55,860 --> 00:11:59,420 When the mandate passed three years ago, your enforcement technology proved to be 129 00:11:59,420 --> 00:12:01,500 faulty. How have you rectified this? 130 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:06,680 As you know, the good folks at Rexted Labs, a proud American company, have 131 00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:11,120 helped us reestablish our values around intimacy by outfitting every American 132 00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:12,120 with a biosensor. 133 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:14,800 Green if you're married, red if you're not. 134 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,480 Are you ready for your special drink? 135 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:22,720 Good luck. 136 00:12:24,260 --> 00:12:25,740 Have an easy first year. 137 00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:50,820 Right now in America, people are counting down the seconds until it is 138 00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:53,100 legal for non-married adults to have sex. 139 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,980 Why do you have an exception for this one night? 140 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:59,000 I guess that's what sets us apart from other planes. 141 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,600 Here, politics require compromise. 142 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:06,340 But on this night, we have made the use of protection mandatory. 143 00:13:18,770 --> 00:13:23,050 10, 9, 8, 7. 144 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,419 Jesus, Owen. 145 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:20,820 You look like a skit. 146 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,480 Hey, Mom. 147 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:32,960 What are you doing home? 148 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,960 Oh, Jacinta met a prince. 149 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,020 Literally. Of course she did. 150 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,020 What are you doing home? Baby bidding. 151 00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:44,860 What? It's not the baby about me. And the only bidding that needs to be done 152 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,520 is on my face. 153 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:51,580 No. How old are you? 154 00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:56,080 He's 12 and he doesn't understand a word he's saying. My name's Troy. 155 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:58,340 You can call me T-Bag 6. 156 00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:03,740 Who? He lives across the street. 157 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:08,920 His mom wants to set it, so she offered me $5,000 to watch. $5,000? 158 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,600 Period. What about your night? 159 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:13,980 Tonight's for the street. 160 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:18,240 We've been dancing around your laws since before the Bible. Hey, put it 161 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 down. Okay. 162 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,200 But both of you will look much hotter with this. 163 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,500 I hate this kid. 164 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,840 He sucks. 165 00:16:25,140 --> 00:16:27,340 I never really liked her, if I'm being honest. 166 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,220 You don't have to say that. You're always being honest. I just don't think 167 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,000 she appreciated you for all that you are. 168 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,520 You have to say that. You're my mom. That's not true. Your brother's kind of 169 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:37,640 an asshole, if I'm being honest. 170 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,120 I'm sorry, honey. 171 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:43,400 Oh, great. 172 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,480 Man, it's freezing. 173 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:45,660 It's all red. 174 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,320 Have you been checked for Raynaud's syndrome? 175 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,800 You know it runs on your father's side of the family. 176 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,660 And having a girlfriend on Long Island. 177 00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:55,240 I had it all planned out. 178 00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:56,480 Yeah, I know you did, baby. 179 00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,700 Life doesn't work that way. 180 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,700 I really think you should get out there tonight. 181 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,460 No, I think I'm just going to stay here. 182 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:09,339 No, you should go out. Just call your friends. Call Devin, Louis, whoever. 183 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,240 It's all married now. Really? 184 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,519 Yeah. Since when? 185 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,940 Since they couldn't take the mandate anymore. 186 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,660 Goddamn mandate. 187 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,440 Well, you can't stay here, Owen. 188 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:19,060 Why? 189 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,660 I'm going to be having sex with Rick tonight. 190 00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:23,900 Rick? 191 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,700 Hey, pal. 192 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,480 You know I didn't even know you were here. 193 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,840 I was back at you. Yeah, Owen's just leaving. 194 00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:31,160 Sorry to overhear about your girlfriend. 195 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:32,600 He's going to get back out there tonight. 196 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,680 It's the perfect night for it. I mean, I'm fishing the barrel, ready to get 197 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,200 shot. No, it's a blessing. She blessed you with this. She's going to be getting 198 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,860 piped, so you might as well leave now. Rick! 199 00:17:41,340 --> 00:17:43,760 So what's the good idea? Don't shoot the messenger. I mean, vote for the mandate. 200 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,480 No one voted for it. It was passed by Congress. 201 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,840 Which is a group of representatives that we will vote for. See, that's what 202 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:51,460 happens with one-issue voters. No, but it's not just by old men. 203 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,600 Besides, Big Tech has a thumb on vote. No, Big Tech has nothing to do with it. 204 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:58,460 It was an ideological grenade thrown by old men who were not interested in it. 205 00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:03,060 You gotta go, honey. 206 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:04,860 Ooh, yeah, you gotta go. 207 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,280 Yep. 208 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,960 Sir, portion, get down there. Wait, wait. 209 00:18:22,740 --> 00:18:23,740 Oh, 210 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,860 no, no, no, no, no. Stop. 211 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,480 No side phone. 212 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:29,980 No woe with me. 213 00:18:30,380 --> 00:18:31,800 Woe is not you. 214 00:18:32,260 --> 00:18:35,640 Woe is kind of me. Oh, get over it. Let's go. Come on. Get up. 215 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:39,060 If you're going to be doing this by yourself, you need to look like a shiny 216 00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:42,160 object. Something that screams, hey, everybody, I'm down in the cloud. 217 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:43,920 Another down north cloud. 218 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:46,380 Wait, I know. Wait there. 219 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,480 Pull it out. 220 00:18:53,820 --> 00:18:54,900 My ex-classmate. 221 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,400 Suzanne? 222 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,200 Francesca. Oh. 223 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,620 But, no, come on, get up. The race already started. 224 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,500 Copping season's almost over. 225 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:05,740 Put your arms up. 226 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:07,460 Let's go. Oh, wow. 227 00:19:07,660 --> 00:19:12,260 Come on. But Francesca was, like, cool and confident and hot. 228 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:14,980 So are you. This is genius. 229 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,060 You just got to find someone creative and smart. 230 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,000 Someone who's not afraid to get a little. 231 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,100 Wait, wait. 232 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:28,820 Are you sure this isn't the top? 233 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,820 I feel like everything's out. 234 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280 You got to wear these. 235 00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:35,260 Whose were those? Megan. What happened to Megan? 236 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,580 You know, she was acting and then she met the guy. 237 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,340 I mean, she's always been a birth lip anyway. 238 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:43,320 I mean, the shoes. No, no. If there's one night for it, it's tonight. 239 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 You sure? 240 00:19:45,540 --> 00:19:48,220 Yes. I had a stamp. 241 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,480 Wait, let me see. 242 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:51,179 I mean. 243 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,180 It's your work. 244 00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:54,080 Deserving. 245 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,760 What do you need first? 246 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000 Oh. 247 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,100 Do you have a condom, girl? 248 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,400 Right, sorry. 249 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:05,780 I'm just going to take a stash. 250 00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:11,580 If you want to holler at your boy, I'm holding. 251 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,340 Get out! 252 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:14,600 Jesus, 253 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:15,980 Sid. 254 00:20:16,940 --> 00:20:17,940 Why'd you fit? 255 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,780 How do you like me now? You got Duke. 256 00:20:48,069 --> 00:20:50,210 Are you okay? 257 00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:51,830 Yeah, yeah, you? 258 00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,430 Yeah, on me. 259 00:20:54,530 --> 00:21:00,670 That was... Yeah, you headed out for the... Uh, yeah. 260 00:21:01,290 --> 00:21:02,550 Huh. You? 261 00:21:04,950 --> 00:21:05,950 Yeah. 262 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:07,930 Yeah, I guess so. 263 00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,310 Someone in particular? 264 00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:15,590 Or... Or... 265 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,630 Oh, my God! 266 00:21:32,270 --> 00:21:34,390 I'm so sorry. You're too homo-causing. 267 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:35,850 She has choice sushi. 268 00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:37,810 It's really expensive. I had to eat it. What? 269 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,870 My girlfriend left, and I already ordered it. 270 00:21:43,190 --> 00:21:46,350 Not my girlfriend. It was my fiancée, but now she's needed. 271 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:47,970 Get it together, dude. 272 00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:54,410 I'm sorry. 273 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:30,810 What do you mean cut? What? What do you mean cut? 274 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:32,170 What? Who are you? 275 00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:34,610 What? What are you doing here? Did you steal the cameras? What do you mean? 276 00:22:34,970 --> 00:22:37,590 Cameras everywhere, bro. We're shooting a movie. You can't wait 30 fucking 277 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,990 seconds. Now we gotta redo the whole thing, dude. My girl's waiting. 278 00:22:40,190 --> 00:22:43,170 I thought there was a real one. I think we got it. We got it, right? We make 279 00:22:43,170 --> 00:22:44,930 this move out. VFX, right? What? 280 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:47,210 No! 281 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,250 Why would you make a movie today? 282 00:22:49,590 --> 00:22:50,469 Today's the night. 283 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,850 Can't do it. No paparazzi. 284 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:55,990 No kids. Fucking TikTok, right? Everybody's in the house to try to get 285 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:56,990 it done. 286 00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:59,860 Well, I mean, you gotta have someone, right? Look at your fucking face. 287 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,940 No. Really? 288 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,159 What's wrong with you? 289 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,840 There's nothing wrong with me. I'm sorry, man. 290 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,080 That's all right. 291 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,340 It'll be okay. Nothing wrong with me. I'm sorry. Sorry, man. 292 00:23:10,860 --> 00:23:11,860 Good luck. 293 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,780 I can't believe there's not anybody. 294 00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:15,039 It's weird, right? 295 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,520 Yeah. It's so hot, I thought. 296 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,780 I'd fuck that guy. 297 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:35,440 Waiting on someone? 298 00:23:35,780 --> 00:23:36,780 No. 299 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,240 Taking a break? 300 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,820 Something like that. 301 00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,600 So what can I get you? 302 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,980 Something that helped me forget about the last three years of my life. 303 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:47,740 And a dirty glass. 304 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:51,360 I got a single, but just crazy to my age. 305 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,720 Who would be worse? 306 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:01,480 Why are you looking at me like that? 307 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040 I mean... 308 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,180 That picture you showed me of the guy? 309 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:07,700 He's pretty good looking. 310 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,220 It was on LinkedIn. Those are all posted headshots. 311 00:24:11,500 --> 00:24:13,840 Look, is he really that much better than me? 312 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,160 Look, sometimes you just want something different. 313 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,900 Okay? And tonight's a day to explore. 314 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:21,840 See all these Doras? 315 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,800 They're all just looking for their Diego's. 316 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,320 They're cousins. 317 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,480 Really? Yeah, they're moms. 318 00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:30,180 If anything, Diego will be getting with the map. 319 00:24:30,620 --> 00:24:32,480 Or maybe backpack, but later. 320 00:24:33,610 --> 00:24:35,610 You know what? I bet you two things I can't do it. 321 00:24:36,570 --> 00:24:37,650 That I'll be too upset. 322 00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:41,150 Too upset? Yeah. Man, that's her plan. 323 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,970 She gets with that bus driver. Because Tiffany's a pilot. 324 00:24:44,190 --> 00:24:47,050 I can get to have her one night thinking, I'm going to be all by myself, 325 00:24:47,130 --> 00:24:48,130 too upset to do anything. 326 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:51,170 She gets a little fix and then comes running back to me. Well, fuck that. 327 00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:52,350 This dog's going to hunt. 328 00:24:52,510 --> 00:24:53,510 Go off, Kay. 329 00:24:53,570 --> 00:24:55,810 You know what she called me? She called me a nice guy. 330 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:57,790 Do I look like a nice guy? 331 00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:01,530 Is she okay? I think she needs some water. 332 00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:07,140 I do like a nice guy. But I swear, it's a good thing. A woman wants to be with a 333 00:25:07,140 --> 00:25:08,140 nice guy. 334 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,100 If you were single, would you want to have sex with me? 335 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,560 What makes you think I'm not single? 336 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,320 Because you're working tonight. 337 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:16,180 I'm on my sixth sense in 30 minutes. 338 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,420 Does that mean you want to hang out? 339 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:21,420 God, you really have been out of the game, haven't you? 340 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,820 In 30 minutes. 341 00:25:24,140 --> 00:25:25,300 Okay. Okay. 342 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:27,140 Cool. Cool. 343 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:28,920 You have protection, right? 344 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,380 Yeah. 345 00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,920 I'm just going to get some air. 346 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,300 Okay. 347 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:34,360 See you in a bit. 348 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:36,240 Hey. 349 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,560 Hey, we should do that. 350 00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,260 Let's do that. 351 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,200 Please, now I'm getting roofies. 352 00:26:33,710 --> 00:26:34,710 Crazy night. 353 00:26:35,350 --> 00:26:36,350 Andrew. 354 00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:39,270 Allie. I got a 140 available. 355 00:26:39,490 --> 00:26:42,510 It's only a 20-minute block, but your dress should stay with some time. 356 00:26:42,930 --> 00:26:45,510 Uh, no thank you, Andrew. 357 00:26:47,850 --> 00:26:54,550 So my firm 358 00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:57,330 was one of the first angels in on Rexden Labs. 359 00:26:57,670 --> 00:26:59,250 Every sensor on a wrist... 360 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:04,520 That's five poodles in our pocket. There are 266 million people in this country 361 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,499 over 18. 362 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:06,500 You do the math. 363 00:27:07,220 --> 00:27:08,620 1.3 billion. 364 00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,920 Mama! 365 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:12,660 I'm bringing someone home for Thanksgiving! 366 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,900 oxytocin, and testosterone levels. 367 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:36,960 So if it spikes when it's close to another one with elevated levels, bam! 368 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:42,680 It flashes red, and the authorities are alerted via 5G. So we're developing a 369 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,840 pill that masks dopamine. 370 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:48,860 Correct me if I'm wrong, but couldn't that also lead to the cure for 371 00:27:48,860 --> 00:27:51,640 Parkinson's? There's no money in that shit. 372 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,180 Wow. Enough small talk. 373 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,680 We swipe it right or what's the dilly? 374 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,780 I didn't palm that. card in my hand like so. 375 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:00,240 And all I have to do is blow. 376 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,120 And the card dissolves and disappears completely. 377 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,200 That's amazing! 378 00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:07,540 I think you have something in here. 379 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,920 No. 380 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:11,740 You have something in here. 381 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,180 Do you have any more? 382 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,260 On. 383 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:35,620 I have to 384 00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:41,820 be honest, I've met a lot of crazy people tonight. I have met lunatics. 385 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,580 And they all come out on this one night and they're like zombies just preying on 386 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:47,200 all of us. It's a literal nightmare. 387 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,500 Right? Is there no normal person who hasn't found their person yet? 388 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,800 So, you want to do him first, then me, or me, then him, or maybe surprise us? 389 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,080 Oh, both of us at the same time. Oh, that's fine. Sort of a human Jenga 390 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,680 situation. You can do it hangman style. 391 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:10,000 On your side or on your back 392 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,959 or side? 393 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:11,960 Side. 394 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:52,060 Like, really sad. Like, even the gold medal is a sad song. 395 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:59,340 Would you mind if I toss my hat into the ring? 396 00:30:01,260 --> 00:30:02,260 Sure. 397 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,220 Thinking of you till it hurts. 398 00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,000 This is a sad song. 399 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:37,120 I wish I could carry the smile in my heart. 400 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,500 Times when my life came so low. 401 00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:48,920 Sad song. You wouldn't make me believe what tomorrow would bring. 402 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:51,920 When the day doesn't ring. 403 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,200 You know the song, right? 404 00:31:02,100 --> 00:31:03,960 Oh, I'm lost. 405 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:09,260 I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. 406 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,080 Believing for so long. 407 00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:13,580 You know what I'm going to do, right? 408 00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:15,460 Change. Fire with Saturn. 409 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480 No, I'm serious. 410 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,560 I'm serious. 411 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,040 No, I'm serious. 412 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,060 Are you sure this is okay? 413 00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,440 I feel like we don't have to do this now. 414 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:17,460 I don't think it was just... They beat me. 415 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:19,860 Oh, that's never such a thing, bud. 416 00:32:20,460 --> 00:32:21,460 Oh, yeah. 417 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,060 I have a condom I'll be right back 418 00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440 Do you have any more comments? 419 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,320 Sorry, we're all out. 420 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:34,580 I won't take it. 421 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,698 Thank you. 422 00:34:35,699 --> 00:34:36,699 What do you want to do? 423 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:38,179 What? It's gouging. 424 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,780 I feel awful about it. 425 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:43,440 Fine. Can you show me? 426 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:45,360 18, I'm in the back. 427 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,620 Somebody already beat you to it. 428 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:00,279 That's great. 429 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:01,280 Oh. 430 00:35:01,420 --> 00:35:03,900 Look, I'm really sorry about what happened earlier. 431 00:35:04,180 --> 00:35:07,220 It's all good. No, I want to explain. I went for dinner with my girlfriend. 432 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,920 I ordered a few more coffees. You found the words, too? 433 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,840 Like I said, I'm really sorry. 434 00:35:15,820 --> 00:35:19,340 Glad you found someone, though. Looks like we both found our oar. 435 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,760 Is that him? 436 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:25,240 I like that jacket. Is that what Mason said? 437 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,100 That is my pin. 438 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,580 Hey, it's McGee. 439 00:35:30,319 --> 00:35:31,319 Sorry. 440 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,640 Let me take my one. Oh, so you can get it? No. 441 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,440 It looks like you've been here a while now. You don't seem to be yielding much 442 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,440 fruit. 443 00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:42,360 I really need this. So do I. 444 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,860 I have a window with these two closed. You better get back in eight and three 445 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,500 -quarter minutes. I actually have a real connection with somebody. 446 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:50,460 Try it right now. 447 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,120 What is he on his pizza? 448 00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,620 What? Well, if you have a real connection with someone, you know what 449 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:58,280 kind of pizza they like. It's coffee. 450 00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,180 Not pizza, it's how they take their coffee. How does he take his coffee like 451 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,180 this? 452 00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:05,860 He likes it how I like it, black with three figures. 453 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,100 That's gross. 454 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:10,900 He thinks it's adorable. 455 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:17,600 I'm sure you're going to put the top of the Empire State Building at sunrise, 456 00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,640 pleasing your undying love. 457 00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,420 I would love that for us. 458 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:23,640 May I? 459 00:36:47,940 --> 00:36:50,560 Oh, I just did payroll. Hey, my God, my God. 460 00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:52,560 You guys have been here for a minute. 461 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,060 Aren't you guys a little old, too? 462 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600 What? What? 463 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,920 Fuck you. 464 00:37:04,240 --> 00:37:05,240 Literally. 465 00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:09,000 All right, bye. 466 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:11,260 Sucked. 467 00:37:12,220 --> 00:37:13,220 Gotta get the key. 468 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:30,930 Whatever, just get it, come on. 469 00:39:13,420 --> 00:39:16,620 I know I just met the guy, but I actually think he could be someone 470 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:19,200 special. I really need to get back out there tonight. 471 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,240 So what? 472 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:28,840 Directs or warnings and instructions? 473 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,360 Warnings and instructions. 474 00:39:31,240 --> 00:39:31,999 Come on. 475 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000 Yeah. 476 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,300 Warnings and instructions. 477 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:38,780 Warnings and instructions. I'm direct. 478 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,080 I'm going to change my mind. 479 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:41,660 Direct. One. 480 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:43,098 No warning instructions. 481 00:39:43,100 --> 00:39:45,020 I can't. I can't. Okay, how about I do it? 482 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:48,500 The wind and how heavy this is and how long we're in the bar. What are you 483 00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,080 talking about? This is a big moment. 484 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:53,000 I've got someone waiting for me back at the bar. She's going to leave soon. 485 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:57,620 Jurors? Warnings? No, no, no, no, no. Warnings, instructions, jurors. 486 00:39:57,940 --> 00:39:58,879 I can't. 487 00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,880 Oh, my God. 488 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,400 One? No, no, no, no, no, no. 489 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:45,560 and instructions. 490 00:41:58,830 --> 00:41:59,830 Yeah, it's my spot. 491 00:42:01,830 --> 00:42:05,030 Is that a... I know. It's a bit much. 492 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,490 He's an old friend. 493 00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:10,690 And I think that his housewarming like a pillow of an old-timey boy holding a 494 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:11,690 balloon duck. 495 00:42:13,050 --> 00:42:14,050 Want something to drink? 496 00:42:14,250 --> 00:42:16,450 I'll make a mean glass of wine. 497 00:42:16,810 --> 00:42:17,810 Yeah, I would love some. 498 00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:18,990 All right. 499 00:42:19,850 --> 00:42:22,030 Is that a... Fake basket? 500 00:42:23,810 --> 00:42:24,810 No. 501 00:42:26,570 --> 00:42:27,690 Oh, make yourself comfortable. 502 00:42:49,230 --> 00:42:50,230 girl who paid my night. 503 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,080 Yeah, fuck. 504 00:44:30,570 --> 00:44:33,050 Why are you running? We're not after you. We're after him. 505 00:44:34,950 --> 00:44:40,310 You're not allowed to have sex tonight. 506 00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:46,470 Okay. 507 00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:55,090 How would you characterize your relationship with Mr. 508 00:44:55,530 --> 00:44:57,590 McGinney? Relatively new. 509 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,960 The officers reported that you were in your undergarments. Your goon kicked 510 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,920 down a door and violated our privacy. 511 00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:06,800 I can't believe you would spend all these resources on that. 512 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,680 Did he mention you spent time in jail for violating the mandate? 513 00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:13,440 So what? He had potential sex, but the government didn't want him to. He 514 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,260 violated it 14 times. 14? In eight days. 515 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:20,320 Eight. You think we'd really want to be dealing with this shit? Seeing poos 516 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,200 playing slap and tickle without a ring on their finger? 517 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:23,420 Then why do you? 518 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,140 Seriously, just because we're living in these crazy times does not mean that you 519 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,560 need to be on the wrong side of history. 520 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,200 Where's your conscience? 521 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:30,780 With my pension. 522 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:34,640 Give me a minute. We just need to confirm the integrity of your biosensors 523 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,640 and you can be on your way. 524 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,700 The data center's pretty busy. You can wait outside. 525 00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,060 Really great work. 526 00:45:42,260 --> 00:45:44,440 Thank you for keeping our streets safe. 527 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:49,880 Just so you know, your relatively new boyfriend is also being charged with 528 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,840 real estate fraud, property trespass, grand theft motorcycle. 529 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:57,760 feeling various wine and art, including a silhouette of a boy holding a duck 530 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,180 balloon and a fake basket. 531 00:46:00,100 --> 00:46:01,320 I knew it was fake. 532 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:07,720 The bastard's got me again. 533 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:14,420 I don't care how many times you arrest me, I ain't wearing no love glove. 534 00:46:58,759 --> 00:47:01,600 I'm down by the water. Make a left when you get to the clearing. 535 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,040 Right on the grass. 536 00:47:05,500 --> 00:47:06,500 Keep going. 537 00:47:06,720 --> 00:47:08,240 Okay. You're getting warmer. 538 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,120 Much warmer. 539 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,880 Getting hot. 540 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,000 Oh, my God. You're hot. 541 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:20,260 How are you? 542 00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,840 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. 543 00:47:29,230 --> 00:47:31,330 That's the one good thing about this stupid night. 544 00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:33,090 No waste of time. 545 00:47:34,890 --> 00:47:35,890 You're right. 546 00:47:37,530 --> 00:47:38,730 Okay, Felix. 547 00:47:39,050 --> 00:47:40,750 It's Owen. I lied about my name. 548 00:47:41,690 --> 00:47:42,690 I did, too. 549 00:47:43,070 --> 00:47:44,070 I'm Sophie. 550 00:47:44,470 --> 00:47:45,530 Sophie? Mm-hmm. 551 00:47:46,330 --> 00:47:48,770 All right, well, you want a... How do we eat? 552 00:47:49,370 --> 00:47:51,550 Well, I think traditionally it starts with a kiss. 553 00:47:52,150 --> 00:47:54,010 There's nothing traditional about this night. 554 00:47:54,950 --> 00:47:57,150 I still think you should start with a kiss. 555 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,080 Enjoy. 556 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:15,260 All right. 557 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,620 I've never really done that before, but okay. 558 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:27,760 I remember seeing this on bio. 559 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:38,920 Not too 560 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,660 tight, dude. I'm going to go a little top of that. 561 00:48:56,430 --> 00:48:58,250 really too bad. You are so cute. 562 00:48:58,530 --> 00:49:00,330 I wish I had met at work. At work? 563 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,340 It's a big city, so it feels a little convenient. 564 00:50:12,240 --> 00:50:13,240 For who? 565 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:16,360 You stole my condom. It wasn't my best moment. I'm sorry. 566 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,860 You didn't use it? 567 00:50:19,700 --> 00:50:20,700 Oh, my. 568 00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,460 After all that, you didn't use it. Much ado about nothing, as the kids say. 569 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:26,360 Kids don't say that. 570 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:30,580 They say it. They say it all the time. No Empire State Building sunrise for 571 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,420 you. That's a tired reference anyway. 572 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,920 You ever been to the Empire State Building? 573 00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,220 You ride an escalator forever and then you get up there and you just stare at a 574 00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:40,220 fence. 575 00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:42,020 It's not romantic at all. 576 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:44,140 The worst place for it. 577 00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:45,800 Where would you go? 578 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,320 I know exactly where I would go. 579 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,840 Where? 580 00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:56,020 Why are you here? 581 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:00,100 J-Walking. 582 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:03,740 They got me from J-Walking. 583 00:51:04,300 --> 00:51:05,720 It took your clothes for that? 584 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,980 I, too, thought it seemed unorthodox. 585 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,600 Good luck today, Romeo. 586 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,480 This has never happened, but we found your stuff. 587 00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:16,460 Great. Thank you. Apparently, your sex worker was trying to pawn it. She was 588 00:51:16,460 --> 00:51:20,100 not a sex worker. I told you, she was not a sex worker. No judgment. A lot of 589 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:21,100 guys get conned tonight. 590 00:51:21,220 --> 00:51:22,980 I mean, a little bit of a judgment. 591 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,720 I was just surprised that you were trying to pay for it. You know what I 592 00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,960 mean? Like, it's out there. Like, why buy the milk when the cows are... 593 00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:33,880 Free, and there's tons of them, and there's milk everywhere. 594 00:51:34,340 --> 00:51:37,360 It's like, why are you paying for it? I was not paying for it. Hey, take the 595 00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:37,859 wind bunny. 596 00:51:37,860 --> 00:51:38,880 What did you get into there? 597 00:51:40,940 --> 00:51:43,240 Thank you. We're going to meet that jacket back for the next job. 598 00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680 Wow. 599 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:46,740 Yeah, you came to party. 600 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:48,920 Respect. 601 00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:51,720 Glad you're enjoying this. 602 00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,280 I'm not not enjoying it. 603 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,960 Uh, yeah. You came back clean. 604 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:05,760 We might need you to testify. 605 00:52:06,140 --> 00:52:07,860 I'll let you know. 606 00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:11,100 Testify? How romantic. 607 00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,560 The universe is obviously telling us something. 608 00:52:15,820 --> 00:52:17,120 Maybe we should overthink this. 609 00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,600 Overthink what? 610 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:22,520 You know what I mean. 611 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,960 Oh, 612 00:52:24,860 --> 00:52:26,040 God. What? 613 00:52:26,860 --> 00:52:27,860 No. 614 00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,860 Dude, you just want to stick your thing somewhere. What do you want to do with 615 00:52:30,860 --> 00:52:31,448 your thing? 616 00:52:31,450 --> 00:52:32,450 Or things, or whatever. 617 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:33,870 Things? 618 00:52:34,230 --> 00:52:36,070 What exactly do you think I have going on down there? 619 00:52:36,290 --> 00:52:37,290 I don't know yet. 620 00:52:38,570 --> 00:52:41,330 I'm not changing who I am for this mandate. 621 00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:44,030 Come on. No party just wanted to have sex. 622 00:52:44,330 --> 00:52:45,330 Of course. 623 00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:48,810 But not sex that just leaves me feeling empty. 624 00:52:51,230 --> 00:52:53,070 Well, how do you know that's what it's going to be like with me? 625 00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,270 Do you have any anecdotal evidence? 626 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,300 I'm objectively good looking. 627 00:53:01,700 --> 00:53:05,720 You did not just say that. I've been told a fair number of times I'm rarely 628 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,720 in the depths. 629 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,320 By who, your boy mom? 630 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:11,140 No, she thinks I'm a tech. Well, you're not. 631 00:53:11,340 --> 00:53:13,640 Your ears look like car doors. 632 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:15,980 Well, your nose. 633 00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:18,380 Your nose is way too small for your face. 634 00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,440 Your chin could plow a field. Your legs don't make any sense. Your hairline 635 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,440 doesn't make any sense. 636 00:53:23,660 --> 00:53:25,000 So we're two hideous people. 637 00:53:25,220 --> 00:53:27,860 Let's lie together in our mutual revulsion. 638 00:53:28,630 --> 00:53:31,030 We keep meeting up. Maybe that means something. 639 00:53:31,310 --> 00:53:35,290 It might have until I saw your P. Diddy party flag back. 640 00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:38,730 Good luck tonight. 641 00:53:41,190 --> 00:53:43,230 This party's gonna be sick! 642 00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:44,328 I know! 643 00:53:44,330 --> 00:53:48,190 Last year it was fall and now it's the day. So we're gonna build it and we're 644 00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:50,050 gonna throw it. So we're gonna build it and we're gonna throw it. Yeah! 645 00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:24,320 I'm doing this, you're doing that. I got a little dressed. 646 00:54:25,440 --> 00:54:26,840 I don't think I'm a little underdressed. 647 00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,560 What are you talking about? This is Buck Mason. 648 00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:33,240 Oh, I don't know what Joe Cole, Buck Mason has on all these boards, but 649 00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,240 they're not all hitters. 650 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:35,880 I brought this. Here. 651 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,740 Oh, that's your bio-sensor. 652 00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,360 Sorry. What? 653 00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:40,319 Here, mine. 654 00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:44,340 It's a bat. It was a week to decide. I panicked and I got this. I'm a light 655 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:45,920 bat. I'm the lighthouse. 656 00:54:46,740 --> 00:54:47,740 I know. Why? 657 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,940 You really want to know? Yeah, I want to know. 658 00:54:52,270 --> 00:54:54,270 That's a kid's book my mom used to read to me. 659 00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:58,570 Okay. Little Red Lighthouse and Great Great Bridge. Well, usually it's red, 660 00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:04,650 so... Little Red Lighthouse on the Hudson River and... 661 00:55:04,650 --> 00:55:07,250 It's actually real. 662 00:55:07,490 --> 00:55:08,490 It is there. 663 00:55:09,090 --> 00:55:13,490 But in the story it feels overshadowed because they built the George Washington 664 00:55:13,490 --> 00:55:14,550 Bridge over it. 665 00:55:15,590 --> 00:55:18,610 And... Anyway, one night... 666 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,680 It's foggy, and it needs the light from the lighthouse to help it. 667 00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:27,080 So it has more scepter on it. 668 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,320 Okay. 669 00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:34,280 It's kind of cheesy, but when I first moved to New York, I was a talent here. 670 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:36,640 Yeah, near the lighthouse. 671 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,160 I get it. 672 00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:44,180 It's nice. I love going there. And it's a crowd we want to have to stay. 673 00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:45,600 Even there? 674 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,580 Uh, yeah. That's cool. 675 00:55:48,990 --> 00:55:49,888 Would I hurt anything? 676 00:55:49,890 --> 00:55:50,890 Not anything I'm proud of. 677 00:55:51,730 --> 00:55:53,910 As long as you love it, the song matters. 678 00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:58,650 Kind of. There is this component where, like, someone's supposed to sing, then 679 00:55:58,650 --> 00:56:03,730 people are supposed to hear, and then you connect. But, you know, I, uh... 680 00:56:03,730 --> 00:56:06,630 What? I'm afraid to get up in front of crowds. 681 00:56:07,050 --> 00:56:08,590 I know. That's the problem. 682 00:56:08,890 --> 00:56:10,850 Yeah, it is. Big crowd's a big problem. 683 00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,270 He doesn't have that problem. 684 00:56:12,630 --> 00:56:13,569 Is it strong? 685 00:56:13,570 --> 00:56:16,850 You don't get to play Radio City unless you make people feel something. 686 00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:18,210 And look at him. 687 00:56:18,250 --> 00:56:19,250 It's a five. 688 00:56:19,630 --> 00:56:21,230 Six. Oh, no, no, no. 689 00:56:21,450 --> 00:56:22,450 Yes, yes, yes. 690 00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:23,710 Girl, you got it back. 691 00:56:24,130 --> 00:56:26,230 What? You need to put that back in your pants. 692 00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:29,990 I would dump it all out of my pants for Ezra Strong. 693 00:56:34,710 --> 00:56:35,890 I've done that before. 694 00:56:36,390 --> 00:56:37,990 Okay, well, it's going to be amazing. 695 00:56:38,210 --> 00:56:42,110 So you're telling me that if Ezra Strong went to your high school and was really 696 00:56:42,110 --> 00:56:44,910 good at math, he would be dumping everything out of your pants for me? 697 00:56:45,650 --> 00:56:47,590 Maybe. Geometry's pretty hard. 698 00:56:48,240 --> 00:56:50,540 I'm really great at making pizza. Did I change anything? 699 00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:52,700 Yeah, Claremont. I saw it. I had to change. 700 00:56:53,140 --> 00:56:54,580 Is that your family's spot or something? 701 00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,680 No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God. 702 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,500 I always like pizza. I paid up. I opened a shop. 703 00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:02,840 If A equals B and B equals A, then A equals B. 704 00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:04,820 Turned into the property of John. 705 00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:06,740 How do you like me now? 706 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,540 That's Jerry. I'm stopping by 5-Eleven. I think we're choosing a store. 707 00:57:12,860 --> 00:57:13,920 Where is this party? 708 00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,700 I think I bought a lamp up. 709 00:57:15,960 --> 00:57:17,420 It's a new marketplace I'm watching. 710 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:21,140 Thank you. 711 00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,480 Don't do that. Don't bow. Don't bow. That's weird. 712 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720 Okay. 713 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,360 Thank you. 714 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:58,680 You're cute when you're nervous. 715 00:57:59,940 --> 00:58:00,940 I'm not nervous. 716 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,560 When you're just cute. 717 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,280 It's not going to happen, David. 718 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:07,420 I know. 719 00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:09,220 I know that. 720 00:58:09,540 --> 00:58:11,020 How many times do you want to tell me that? 721 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,280 Okay. And you know what? I'm emotionally unavailable toward you now. 722 00:58:14,540 --> 00:58:15,560 I don't want to have this. 723 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,060 No. 724 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,560 I'm not good at it. 725 00:58:19,569 --> 00:58:21,170 That's out. That's done. 726 00:58:22,050 --> 00:58:25,190 Nothing you could say would convince me to have sex with you. 727 00:58:25,650 --> 00:58:28,510 Nothing. Not one thing. Not a single word. Nothing. 728 00:58:29,150 --> 00:58:31,710 Nothing you could say would convince me to have sex with you. 729 00:58:31,990 --> 00:58:32,990 Hey. 730 00:58:33,370 --> 00:58:34,370 God, you're God. 731 00:58:37,030 --> 00:58:43,830 Thank you very much. 732 00:58:45,130 --> 00:58:46,170 What? What? 733 00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:47,890 How did you get in? 734 00:58:51,850 --> 00:58:52,850 Exactly, you belong. 735 00:58:53,310 --> 00:58:54,770 I'm mad at that. Then be good at it. 736 00:58:55,570 --> 00:58:56,670 Hey, gorgeouses. 737 00:58:56,970 --> 00:58:57,970 How's your night going? 738 00:58:58,930 --> 00:58:59,930 Name? 739 00:59:00,210 --> 00:59:01,210 Owen. 740 00:59:02,190 --> 00:59:03,750 Nice to meet you. What's your name? 741 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,930 I don't see your name on your GDP under something different. 742 00:59:07,670 --> 00:59:09,330 No, O-W-E-N. 743 00:59:09,970 --> 00:59:10,990 Come on, put us on. 744 00:59:11,250 --> 00:59:13,630 Mafalda, put us on the list. And what's her last name? 745 00:59:13,950 --> 00:59:17,230 She only has one name, like a Brazilian, like Neymar, Pele. 746 00:59:17,990 --> 00:59:19,350 Xuxa. Xuxa. 747 00:59:19,950 --> 00:59:20,950 Xuxa. 748 00:59:21,259 --> 00:59:23,480 No. But you're good. 749 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,700 She's good. I'm good. I'm not. Why? 750 00:59:25,980 --> 00:59:27,240 Because she's not thirsty like you. 751 00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,460 I'm not thirsty. 752 00:59:31,100 --> 00:59:32,160 Well, we came together. 753 00:59:32,420 --> 00:59:34,900 Oh, we're singles only tonight, guys. You're together. 754 00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:40,680 Well, not together. We came together. We just came here. We arrived now. I'm 755 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,560 sorry, guys. We're going to need a clear answer. Together or not together. 756 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:47,160 Nah, we're just on parallel tracks. 757 00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:48,920 Right? 758 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,680 He's wearing that hair in a polo shirt. 759 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,500 Whoa. 760 01:01:57,589 --> 01:02:01,430 Please. It's a private party. You just saw my friend. It's not up to us. It 761 01:02:01,430 --> 01:02:04,110 seems like it's very much up to you. Oi, ladies. 762 01:02:05,170 --> 01:02:06,170 He's good. 763 01:02:29,390 --> 01:02:30,390 Hi there. 764 01:02:30,570 --> 01:02:31,570 Hi. 765 01:02:32,090 --> 01:02:33,610 You are gorgeous. 766 01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,370 Hey. Who are you? 767 01:02:37,010 --> 01:02:38,670 He said my legs don't make any sense. 768 01:02:39,290 --> 01:02:41,230 This is Alex. She picked me at the door. 769 01:02:41,750 --> 01:02:44,370 Oh, are you two together? I don't want to kid you. No. 770 01:02:44,710 --> 01:02:48,670 No, no, no. She just wants to take it somewhere in a nice way. She's looking 771 01:02:48,670 --> 01:02:49,790 for a real connection tonight. 772 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:51,490 Pure romantic. 773 01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:55,530 Oh, how cute. I could spread you with marmalade and eat you up, Frankie. 774 01:02:56,270 --> 01:02:57,149 Thank you. 775 01:02:57,150 --> 01:02:58,150 Did you see what I was saying? 776 01:02:59,700 --> 01:03:00,700 Ezra. Ezra. 777 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:02,640 Darling. Can you come here? 778 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,280 Hi. Hi. 779 01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,019 Killer party. 780 01:03:06,020 --> 01:03:06,879 Thank you. 781 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:09,600 This is Owen. 782 01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:10,759 It's a pleasure, man. 783 01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:11,760 The boy I'm going to fuck tonight. 784 01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,880 Congrats. Thank you, man. 785 01:03:14,160 --> 01:03:14,999 I'm Ezra. 786 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,000 It's nice to meet you. 787 01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:17,440 I know. 788 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,300 It's nice to meet you too. I didn't know that it was nice to meet me. That's 789 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:24,240 cool. I know. I know who you are. 790 01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:27,340 I thought I saw you out there. Right? 791 01:03:27,930 --> 01:03:28,930 You did? 792 01:03:29,030 --> 01:03:32,190 My name's Allie. You have to say your name. 793 01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:33,750 My name's not Allie. It's Allison. 794 01:03:34,390 --> 01:03:36,070 I don't want to say that my name's Allie. 795 01:03:37,090 --> 01:03:39,450 I go by Allie. 796 01:03:39,930 --> 01:03:41,730 She's a singer, too, just like you. 797 01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:43,370 Can you say that? 798 01:03:43,550 --> 01:03:44,970 Is this putting you on stage? 799 01:03:45,330 --> 01:03:47,190 I'm singing. No. Yeah, I'm a singer. 800 01:03:47,410 --> 01:03:50,390 No. I'm not. No. You are. No. You don't sing. 801 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:51,910 She does. 802 01:03:52,150 --> 01:03:55,770 No. No? No. Yes, I sing. I'm a singer. Yeah. 803 01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:03,100 I do that for a living. And it's on a small basis. 804 01:04:03,900 --> 01:04:06,180 The occasional surprise. 805 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:11,920 But not in front of people. I don't do the stage thing. That's a lot of people 806 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:13,500 and absolutely terrifying. 807 01:04:13,780 --> 01:04:14,880 Certainly not half naked. 808 01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:17,900 Although there was this one time in kindergarten. 809 01:04:20,740 --> 01:04:21,740 You're hilarious. 810 01:04:22,200 --> 01:04:23,340 You're going to sing tonight. 811 01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,800 Thank you, Creed. Come on. No. 812 01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:26,060 No, no, no, no. 813 01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:30,520 Thank God. No, no, no. I get what I want. I can't. I don't want to. I don't 814 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:31,520 want to. 815 01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:33,840 I really don't like it. I really don't like it. I really don't like it. 816 01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:37,700 It's all just butterflies, darling. 817 01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:43,060 Yeah. Oh, but I... Oh, yes. 818 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:44,320 Imagine. 819 01:04:54,950 --> 01:04:58,270 I am rapidly losing my hair. I've got another bath. 820 01:05:01,530 --> 01:05:04,410 Just think, um, I just think maybe... 821 01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,020 Thank you very much. 822 01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:21,640 And again. 823 01:08:04,940 --> 01:08:07,280 The organizers of the benefit rented it for me for the weekend. 824 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:10,300 I thought the pro-mandate side had all the money. 825 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,940 Should be easier to believe that. 826 01:08:14,900 --> 01:08:15,900 This is crazy. 827 01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:19,100 I know. Kimi Hendrix, Hattie Smith, Taylor Swift. 828 01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:21,840 Well, yeah, the play Fireflies. But Owl City? 829 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,380 Yeah. Right here. 830 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,920 I'm sorry to nerd out, but I think you're amazing. 831 01:08:27,779 --> 01:08:30,760 Stop it. I'm serious. You really inspire me. No. 832 01:08:33,160 --> 01:08:34,240 You inspire me. 833 01:08:38,860 --> 01:08:42,880 I really thought this whole thing was going to ruin sex, right? It kind of 834 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,620 did. But at the same time, it gave it new meaning. 835 01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:50,880 You know, who do you choose to be with for this one night? 836 01:08:51,200 --> 01:08:54,479 Yeah. Choice itself is, like, romantic. 837 01:08:56,460 --> 01:08:58,399 Just maybe the fascists are right about this one. 838 01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:03,439 I'm really glad I'm here with you tonight. 839 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:12,840 Yeah. Come home and I'll clean the table. 840 01:10:05,350 --> 01:10:12,330 Now New York is a place where you got up one stage and didn't 841 01:10:12,330 --> 01:10:13,330 even think. 842 01:10:14,030 --> 01:10:18,690 You sang a few notes, made the whole room... 843 01:10:43,039 --> 01:10:45,620 I don't know why I said that. 844 01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:09,470 Boy from the Bronx to my fucking left. 845 01:12:09,730 --> 01:12:10,730 It's Upper Manhattan. 846 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,100 No. No, please. 847 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:35,440 This is weird, even for me. I mean, bubbles. 848 01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,400 What is that? 849 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:41,360 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't have time for this weird 850 01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,360 shit tonight, mate. 851 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:58,240 why chastity mandates will take effect once... 852 01:15:31,950 --> 01:15:32,950 We're closed. 853 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:35,290 I know the owner. 854 01:15:38,290 --> 01:15:41,310 What are you doing all the way up here? 855 01:15:42,010 --> 01:15:43,950 Ordering a pizza, but extra cheap. 856 01:15:44,870 --> 01:15:45,870 Called the K-1. 857 01:15:46,390 --> 01:15:47,510 That's what we're known for. 858 01:15:48,090 --> 01:15:49,090 Yeah. 859 01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,920 after nothing's fit, and tie it across. 860 01:16:31,509 --> 01:16:32,870 So? So. 861 01:16:33,370 --> 01:16:34,510 What happened to his? 862 01:16:35,710 --> 01:16:37,010 Didn't really click. 863 01:16:37,630 --> 01:16:40,370 Is that hospital name tag have any visibility? 864 01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:52,110 What happened with Beatrix Potter? 865 01:16:52,970 --> 01:16:54,070 She's been a villain. 866 01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:30,020 Oh, my God. This is the best pizza I've ever had. 867 01:17:30,940 --> 01:17:31,940 Really. 868 01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:34,300 I'd be better than sex. No. 869 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:35,800 Come on. I mean it. 870 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,540 But I honestly don't remember. 871 01:17:39,040 --> 01:17:40,040 What's your favorite part? 872 01:17:40,460 --> 01:17:41,419 The cheese. 873 01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:42,920 No. Of sex. 874 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:46,080 The buildup. 875 01:17:49,140 --> 01:17:51,360 What? That's just a typical lady answer. What? 876 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,340 It is. Oh, okay. What's yours? 877 01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,180 Boots? Cowgirl? You like a jackhammer? 878 01:17:58,700 --> 01:18:01,460 You're not going to believe me, but it's about to be after me. 879 01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,360 It is. No. 880 01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:09,480 That moment after you're laying there with two people, like you said earlier, 881 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:13,240 it's never really about sex. 882 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,240 That's kind of a good answer. 883 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,380 I don't want to look like this. 884 01:18:34,990 --> 01:18:36,910 That's her, my girlfriend. 885 01:18:37,850 --> 01:18:38,850 What do I do? 886 01:19:12,330 --> 01:19:18,030 Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget about it. Forget 887 01:19:18,030 --> 01:19:24,710 about it. 888 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:10,800 You slainter. 889 01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:12,200 Yeah? 890 01:20:13,420 --> 01:20:14,580 Yeah. 891 01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:46,700 Great. 892 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:50,300 Oh, okay. 893 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:50,960 I 894 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:57,840 don't. 895 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,320 Yeah, 896 01:21:09,760 --> 01:21:10,760 sorry. 897 01:21:20,650 --> 01:21:25,750 I hope you get your Empire State Building or wherever moment tonight. 898 01:21:26,710 --> 01:21:27,710 Yeah, you too. 899 01:22:06,430 --> 01:22:07,430 You're here. 900 01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:43,660 I got a clue. 901 01:22:52,390 --> 01:22:54,010 Sorry, I keep telling Vladimir to fix that. 902 01:22:59,350 --> 01:23:02,510 Come on, it's the only public in an hour left. 903 01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:06,430 I need to go. 904 01:23:07,110 --> 01:23:08,110 What? 905 01:23:08,570 --> 01:23:09,570 I need to go. 906 01:23:09,730 --> 01:23:12,810 What is this about Sal? Sal? Sal is my father for Lopez. 907 01:23:13,110 --> 01:23:15,390 I told you on the phone, nothing happened. 908 01:23:15,890 --> 01:23:17,930 It's not about him at all, actually. Do you want to get married? 909 01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:21,440 Then we can have sex whenever we want. 910 01:23:21,680 --> 01:23:23,360 I've never really been about sex. 911 01:23:23,900 --> 01:23:26,500 Well, we've only had it like two times. Thanks, Obama. 912 01:23:26,980 --> 01:23:29,820 Obama? The thing started like three years ago. 913 01:23:30,180 --> 01:23:32,380 Yeah, well, you know what I mean? The pendulum. 914 01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:37,460 I... I'm sorry for what I did. 915 01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:42,000 But if you did something, I want to sit proud of you. 916 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,420 No, you... You needed to get out of your box. 917 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:48,000 I could never overcome. 918 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:54,920 Did I mess things up? 919 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:57,500 No. 920 01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:30,640 between first and second. 921 01:24:31,480 --> 01:24:33,180 And three friends possible. 922 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,100 Trying to squeeze some more juice out of the lemon, huh? 923 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:11,800 I'm looking for Allie. It's Owen. Does Allie live here? 924 01:25:13,220 --> 01:25:14,220 Allie. 925 01:25:14,580 --> 01:25:15,580 Allie. 926 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000 Allie. Yeah, 927 01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:19,320 yeah, yeah. 928 01:25:21,500 --> 01:25:25,820 I know. I'm so sorry. I'm just looking for Allie. You know Allie? 929 01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:29,420 She's tall, brunette, big eyes. 930 01:25:30,020 --> 01:25:31,180 Things don't make any sense. 931 01:25:31,580 --> 01:25:34,940 She also loves bright houses, especially a little red one. 932 01:25:35,780 --> 01:25:37,100 Get the hell out of here, man. 933 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:39,640 Alley! 934 01:26:10,730 --> 01:26:12,370 I'm sorry about that bubble wrap thing. 935 01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:15,370 Your mom and I were looking at ASMR videos on the YouTube. 936 01:26:15,670 --> 01:26:17,350 Okay. Good to see you, Rick. 937 01:26:17,810 --> 01:26:22,150 Did you patch things up with that tall British glass of water from last night? 938 01:26:23,150 --> 01:26:24,390 Actually, I met someone else. 939 01:26:24,990 --> 01:26:26,990 Okay. Mr. Swing Dick. 940 01:26:30,230 --> 01:26:34,350 No, it wasn't like that. We just talked a lot. And I just looked like an 941 01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:35,350 asshole. 942 01:26:35,430 --> 01:26:37,710 And now I have no idea how to find her. 943 01:26:38,050 --> 01:26:39,050 Owen. 944 01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,540 When your mom and I are okay. 945 01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,760 My two men bonding warms my heart. 946 01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:47,980 He met somebody. 947 01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:48,959 Oh, yeah? 948 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,900 But he can't find her. Who is she? 949 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:52,660 Her name's Allie. 950 01:26:53,060 --> 01:26:58,320 And, uh, she's fun and she's smart. 951 01:26:59,480 --> 01:27:00,480 She's weird. 952 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:02,260 And she can sing. She's got a great voice. 953 01:27:03,660 --> 01:27:05,700 She has this big smile. I don't know. 954 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:08,820 I've never met anyone like her before. 955 01:27:09,150 --> 01:27:10,550 What's the last thing she said to you? 956 01:27:11,430 --> 01:27:12,430 Good luck. 957 01:27:13,730 --> 01:27:15,270 What's the last thing you said to her? 958 01:27:16,050 --> 01:27:19,070 I hope you get your Empire State Building moment tonight. 959 01:28:17,230 --> 01:28:18,148 Oh, sorry. 960 01:28:18,150 --> 01:28:19,670 Did I wake you? No. 961 01:28:20,490 --> 01:28:22,490 I drop off the kids sometimes. 962 01:28:22,830 --> 01:28:23,910 How was your night? 963 01:28:26,110 --> 01:28:28,310 Pretty wild. 964 01:28:30,450 --> 01:28:31,510 I met someone. 965 01:28:34,130 --> 01:28:36,150 Oh. Then you went away. 966 01:28:36,370 --> 01:28:38,350 And I took a long walk. 967 01:28:38,810 --> 01:28:40,310 Did you get with them at least? 968 01:28:41,090 --> 01:28:43,450 No. Still some time left, shawty. 969 01:28:43,970 --> 01:28:45,430 Ever been someone's first? 970 01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,220 All right. 971 01:28:47,760 --> 01:28:49,400 I'm going to go clean for a week. 972 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:54,860 Listen, I'm sorry, Allie. Hey. Wait, your name is Allie? 973 01:28:55,100 --> 01:28:58,260 Yeah. There's some guy calling your name looking for you. 974 01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:07,180 What? Yeah, some weird guy with elephant ears whining all about your legs and leg 975 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:08,600 houses. It was sad. 976 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:12,920 I was like, Joe Brown, back the fuck up. When was this? 977 01:29:13,280 --> 01:29:14,280 A little while ago. 978 01:29:15,690 --> 01:29:16,690 I'm going to be there. 979 01:29:17,170 --> 01:29:18,290 Probably not. 980 01:29:19,750 --> 01:29:21,250 Why am I doing this? 981 01:29:22,010 --> 01:29:23,010 Because you never know. 982 01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:55,740 Thank you. 983 01:30:24,240 --> 01:30:25,420 And always in our people. 984 01:30:25,640 --> 01:30:27,420 And always in our people. 985 01:30:53,290 --> 01:30:54,350 What can I hold you? 986 01:31:23,370 --> 01:31:24,370 Three figures. 987 01:31:24,870 --> 01:31:25,930 Ah, here, it's adorable. 988 01:31:28,970 --> 01:31:31,430 You're still following me. Or are you following me? 989 01:31:33,670 --> 01:31:35,150 I can't believe you're here. 990 01:31:36,890 --> 01:31:38,530 Well, this is the only place for this. 991 01:31:41,270 --> 01:31:42,330 Nothing can overshadow. 992 01:31:44,710 --> 01:31:47,250 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have left. 993 01:31:49,150 --> 01:31:51,130 Nah, I shouldn't have let you go. 994 01:32:16,370 --> 01:32:17,370 I'm late. 995 01:32:17,510 --> 01:32:18,610 I might not be late. 996 01:32:19,690 --> 01:32:21,750 You know, I'm not even going to need all 11 minutes. 997 01:32:22,230 --> 01:32:23,410 Oh, yeah, me neither, son. 998 01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:52,080 What's wrong? 999 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:53,720 Nothing. 1000 01:32:54,100 --> 01:33:00,600 Nothing's wrong. Just, you know, seems like this whole night, I 1001 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:05,400 don't want it to dictate us what we do. 1002 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:07,700 We can't let the bad day win. 1003 01:33:09,280 --> 01:33:10,280 Maybe we should wait. 1004 01:33:12,840 --> 01:33:13,840 Get to know each other. 1005 01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:19,060 I think you're right. 1006 01:33:21,390 --> 01:33:24,910 Without the cracker. Not the cracker. Without all the noise. 1007 01:33:25,370 --> 01:33:26,390 A whole year. 1008 01:33:26,750 --> 01:33:28,530 Oh, yeah. It's your favorite part. The donut. 1009 01:33:29,050 --> 01:33:30,390 Yeah, but what about the after? 1010 01:33:31,990 --> 01:33:32,990 It's a moment. 1011 01:33:36,270 --> 01:33:37,810 Trying to keep it in my pants. 1012 01:33:38,390 --> 01:33:39,390 Good luck. 1013 01:34:17,110 --> 01:34:21,650 You didn't know that? No, no, no, no. Well, that is my voice. 1014 01:34:22,090 --> 01:34:23,029 This is you? 1015 01:34:23,030 --> 01:34:24,990 Yes. My day job. 1016 01:34:27,030 --> 01:34:30,830 By feasting me, you say, hey, Harry, 1017 01:34:31,890 --> 01:34:32,890 you're connected. 1018 01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:34,210 Sure. 1019 01:36:07,929 --> 01:36:11,350 italian not even pizza pizza i didn't say pizza