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Since when
do you read the paper?
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I'm doing the Jumble.
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I always do the Jumble.
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Not today, big man.
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Well, maybe you boys
could do it together,
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like a father-son thing.
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No can do.
I Jumble alone.
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Hey, uh, can I talk to y'all
before Georgie comes out?
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-Is everything okay?
-Yeah, it's just that...
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today's the anniversary
of his dad's passing.
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So maybe don't bring it up.
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Ah. Can't believe
it's been two years already.
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What do you want us to do?
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Oh, just be normal.
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What's he supposed to do?
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This is serious, okay? No jokes.
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Wasn't joking, but okay.
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-Morning.
-Good morning.
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Or just... morning.
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Uh, do you want some breakfast?
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No, I got to get to the store.
There's this client
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of Fagenbacher's
I've been courting.
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Today's the day
I'm gonna steal him away.
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Hey, knock 'em dead.
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(mouthing)
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If I land this account,
we should go celebrate tonight.
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Oh, yeah, sure, or you...
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you know,
whenever you feel like it.
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-Yeah. See you later.
-Okay, bye.
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Let the record show
I was the only normal one.
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(phone ringing)
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McAllister Auto.
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Hey, Mrs. Cooper.
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No, he's having lunch
with a client.
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He seemed fine. Why?
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Oh, I'm-I'm sorry. I didn't
realize that was today.
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Good news. I stuck it
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to Fagenbacher.
We got the U-Haul account.
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Terrific.
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Who you talking to?
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Oh, uh, your mom.
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Well, give me. I want
to tell her the good news.
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No.
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I cannot believe
I forgot what today is.
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Well, you were in such
a good mood this morning,
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I didn't want to upset you.
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You remembered
and didn't tell me?!
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See? Now you're upset.
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* *
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(coos)
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Thanks for having us over, Mom.
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Well, I figured
we're all having a rough day,
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might as well have it together.
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Although I'm sure George
wouldn't want you to be sad.
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You know? He'd want you
to get on with your lives.
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I don't think Dad would want us
to forget him just yet.
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She's not saying forget him.
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We all know that's not possible.
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Coach Wilkins was crying
during P.E.
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He said it was hay fever,
but everyone knew.
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Well, people grieve differently.
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I mean, did you even hear
from Sheldon?
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First thing this morning.
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Told me he was proudly flying
his flags at half-mast.
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Great. Even Sheldon remembered.
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What's going on with you?
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I forgot. I had a big
work thing, and it just
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slipped my mind.
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(sighs)
I'm a terrible son.
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Oh, honey, you're not.
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Or maybe you are.
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She remembered
and didn't tell me.
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-Hey, you were happy.
-You were happy?
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I was. I'm not now.
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Knock it off! Today is
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hard enough
without you two bickering.
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-Sorry.
-Yeah, sorry.
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Well, hey, maybe
we could have a little memorial.
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Go to the cemetery
and tell some George stories?
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Well, let's do something bigger,
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something
everyone will remember.
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Like when he got his photo
on the wall at Sizzler
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for eating that 72-ounce steak?
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Let's please not remember that.
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We can get something named after
him, like a bench, or... Ooh.
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Ooh, a new scoreboard at the
high school with his name on it.
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Oh, that's a great idea.
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He would love that.
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Wait. So every time
I'm hanging out with my friends
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under the bleachers,
I'll look up and see Dad's name?
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Why are you hanging out
under the bleachers?
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Uh, it's where we pray to Jesus.
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* *
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Here ya go.
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Ah. I can't believe
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you're old enough
to buy us beers.
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(voice breaking):
They grow up so fast.
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Really, Wayne?
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It's an emotional time.
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-To George Cooper.
-To Dad.
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-To George.
-He was a good man.
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Thanks, Principal Peterson.
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You're not in high school
anymore. Call me Tom.
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That's okay. I feel weird
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calling old people
by their first name.
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Old people?
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So, what's on your mind?
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I want to do something
to honor my dad,
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and I was thinking,
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your scoreboard is
pretty beat up.
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What if we got a new one
and call it
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the "George Cooper
Memorial Scoreboard"?
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Damn it.
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That's a nice thought,
but, uh, we can't afford it.
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What if I raise the money?
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Oh, well, they're pretty pricey.
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You're talking to the best tire
salesman in Texas. I got this.
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Well, let me be the first one
to contribute.
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I'm in for fifty.
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Fifty?
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That man was your best friend.
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You're right.
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(voice breaking):
A hundred.
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Damn, you are good.
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So every Friday night,
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people will look up at the score
and see my dad's name.
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Oh, that's real nice.
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It is a high school, though.
You better put the sign up high
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so no one can change "Cooper"
to "Pooper."
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Good thinking.
I totally would have done that.
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How are you gonna pay for it?
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Donations.
People loved my dad.
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They'll be happy to contribute.
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Put me down for a hundred.
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How? That just means
I'm paying for it.
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No. Mom, can I have $100?
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Of course.
It's going to a good cause.
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How much
can we put you down for?
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I guess a hundred, too.
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Really? That's what I put in,
and I'm broke.
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Put us down for $500.
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Thanks, Mrs. McAllister.
That's real generous.
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-You're welcome.
-From both of us.
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That's a pretty good start,
right?
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Still got a long way to go.
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Scoreboards are more expensive
than you think.
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Then put me down
for another hundred.
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Would you cut that out!
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Hmm. Nice picture.
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That was the day
he finally shot the gopher
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digging up the backyard.
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That is a very Texas story.
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Let me get things started.
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Hmm? (chuckles)
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Five dollars?
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My dead father's only worth
five dollars?
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It was either that or a twenty.
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Okay, but I'm taking
my five back.
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-Hello, boys.
-What do you want?
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I just came by
to congratulate you.
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Poaching my U-Haul account--
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that's... that's got
to feel pretty good.
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It does,
and I'm gonna do it again.
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Ooh, little doggie's
got a big bark.
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And a big bite.
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He may have rabies.
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I didn't come here to fight,
okay?
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I-I like having
some competition.
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It keeps things spicy.
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Well, thanks for stopping by,
but we got work to do.
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I'm going.
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What's that?
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-Something for your dad?
-Watch it.
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No, no. Hey, I-I respect that.
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In fact, let me chip in.
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Ooh. (laughs)
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I only got hundreds.
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(laughs)
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That's a Benjamin Franklin,
in case you've never seen one.
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(door closes)
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Can I take back my twenty?
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Wow.
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-You raised all this at school?
-Yeah.
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-How?
-Stole Meemaw's cigarettes
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and sold 'em
for a dollar apiece.
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Well, at least
you ain't smoking 'em.
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Sure.
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So, how'd you do?
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People are giving,
but not nearly enough.
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-Have you tried crying?
-What?
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Whenever I want something,
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I just whip up some tears
about Dad.
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-I ain't gonna cry.
-It's easy.
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(crying):
'Cause ever since Dad died,
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people feel bad for me
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and they just want to
make it better.
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(crying)
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Is everything okay?
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I'm fine,
this is just a hard time.
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What can I do?
Can I get you something?
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What do you need?
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All right, I'm gonna go
hop in the shower.
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Maybe I'll join you.
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Didn't you just take one?
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Yeah, but you weren't
all soapy in mine.
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(phone ringing)
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-Hello?
-Georgie. I got
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some good news for you.
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Scoreboard's paid for.
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What? That's amazing.
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Yeah, Fagenbacher Auto offered
to cover the whole thing.
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You're kidding.
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Nope, just want
their logo on it.
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-What's going on?
-So, it'd be the "George Cooper
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Memorial Scoreboard
sponsored by Fagenbacher Auto"?
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Pretty good, huh?
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No, it's not good.
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(stammers)
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(crying): It's just,
e-ever since my dad died,
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Fagenbacher's just been trying
to run me out of business.
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(tongue clicks)
What are you doing?
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Crying.
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(chuckles)
No, I don't think so.
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(crying):
I-I have to call you back.
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I-I'm just too emotional
right now.
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You can't take his money.
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This is a public school.
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I will literally
take anybody's money.
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Fine, then you can't
put his name on it.
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Georgie, I get
where you're coming from,
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but your dad's name is still
gonna be on the scoreboard.
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Yeah, with "Fagenbacher Auto"
right below it.
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Or above. We're still
negotiating placement.
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He's just doing this
to spite me.
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Look, we get to honor your dad,
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and I get a free scoreboard.
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Everybody wins.
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Except the football team, who
as you well know, truly suck.
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What if I can buy you
an even nicer scoreboard?
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If you really want
to raise more money,
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we can upgrade the library.
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My dad was a football coach,
not a library coach.
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Just give me a chance.
I'll raise more money than Fred,
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and we can buy
that scoreboard without him.
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Hey.
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How'd you know I was here?
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I didn't. I got caught
selling cigarettes.
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Well, what do you have
to say for yourself?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just...
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(crying):
Ever since my dad died,
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I have been so lost.
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And there's just no one
to tell me right from wrong.
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Oh, honey, don't cry. It's okay.
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Yeah. So, picture this:
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the "George Cooper
Memorial Scoreboard"
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00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:56,790
sponsored by y'all,
Lone Star Beer.
258
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,420
Oh, he was
a local football coach.
259
00:10:58,490 --> 00:10:59,790
A beloved hero, really.
260
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,390
We just need about $10,000,
261
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,790
and we can make this happen.
262
00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:06,860
I mean, he definitely
spent that much on your beer.
263
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:11,230
Probably more, so in a way,
he's already paid for it.
264
00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:16,300
Well, just so you know,
I recently turned 21,
265
00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,870
and if that's your attitude,
I'm gonna become a Miller man.
266
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,350
Ruben, I just had a brainstorm.
267
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,310
We're not paying
for the scoreboard.
268
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:27,520
You don't know
that's what I was gonna say.
269
00:11:27,650 --> 00:11:28,980
What were you gonna say?
270
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,450
The point is, you don't know.
271
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,060
Mr. McAllister,
I just had a brainstorm.
272
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,290
Run for your life.
273
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,830
You hate Fagenbacher, right?
274
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:40,260
Y'all were competitors
for a lot of years?
275
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,700
Uh, that was a long time ago.
I don't really think about it.
276
00:11:42,830 --> 00:11:45,930
Mm. Not just rivals in business
but also in love.
277
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,170
What are you doing, Georgie?
278
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:50,470
I'm just saying, if it was me,
it'd be hard
279
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,940
looking up at that scoreboard
every Friday night
280
00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:54,680
and seeing the guy's name
who had intimate relations
281
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,310
with my wife before I did.
282
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,250
I'm going home.
283
00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:01,880
Take him with you.
284
00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,330
GEORGE SR.:
You did that for me?
285
00:12:10,390 --> 00:12:12,460
FRED:
Eh, it's not a big deal.
You deserve it.
286
00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,630
GEORGE SR.:
It is a big deal.
287
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:15,030
Let me take a look at that.
288
00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:16,870
It's gonna be twice
as big as the old one
289
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,530
and state of the art.
290
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,370
-Ooh, that's a beaut.
-(chuckles)
291
00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,770
What's going on?
292
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:24,370
I'm just showing your dad
plans for the new scoreboard.
293
00:12:24,470 --> 00:12:25,870
Have you seen this, Georgie?
294
00:12:26,010 --> 00:12:28,140
Look what Fred
put together for me.
295
00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,050
It was my idea.
296
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,680
Well, then,
why didn't you do it?
297
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:33,650
Now, hold on, George.
298
00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:36,650
He tried, he just failed.
299
00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,590
Wouldn't be the first time.
300
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,290
You should have seen
his report cards.
301
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,560
I just happen to have a couple
of my old ones right here.
302
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,560
Straight A's.
303
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,130
Proud of you, son.
304
00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,840
No, no, no, no, he ain't
your son, I'm your son.
305
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,700
-You want to toss
the ball around?
-You bet.
306
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:56,400
I was talking to Freddy.
307
00:12:57,470 --> 00:12:58,740
I'd love to.
308
00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,440
Come on, kiddo.
309
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,350
No, no, wait.
I-I'm the good son.
310
00:13:03,410 --> 00:13:05,580
Missy's selling cigarettes.
311
00:13:06,450 --> 00:13:07,780
Narc.
312
00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,550
(gasps)
313
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,720
Hey. You okay?
314
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,220
Yeah. Just a bad dream.
315
00:13:15,290 --> 00:13:17,560
Again?
316
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:20,300
Oh, Georgie, you know whatever
happens with this scoreboard,
317
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,860
your dad loves you.
318
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,630
Right, George?
319
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,400
Yeah, sure, whatever.
320
00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:31,970
And then the rabbit goes
through the hole and...
321
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,880
voilà.
322
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,980
Thanks, Pop.
323
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,010
(stammers)
324
00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,050
(exhales)
325
00:13:43,050 --> 00:13:44,320
You look tired.
326
00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,320
CeeCee keep you up all night?
327
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:49,490
No, Georgie tossed and turned.
328
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,090
Yeah, wish there was some way
329
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,030
I could help him
raise the money.
330
00:13:53,130 --> 00:13:54,500
Well, when you were
in high school,
331
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:58,130
you did all those fundraisers
for the cheerleading squad.
332
00:13:58,230 --> 00:13:59,300
Yeah, I don't think
I'm comfortable
333
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,440
washing cars
in a bikini anymore.
334
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,170
Some of us weren't comfortable
with it then.
335
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,710
-Morning.
-Good morning.
-Hey.
336
00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:11,280
I have an idea about
how to raise the money.
337
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,020
You do a news story
about my dad on TV,
338
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:14,680
and donations will pour in.
339
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:18,050
Oh, Georgie,
I-I just started there.
340
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:20,290
I can't pitch a story
about my father-in-law.
341
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,920
I mean, there's got
to be something else.
342
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:24,230
Time to bust out that bikini.
343
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:27,030
Forget it. Sorry I asked.
344
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,660
Whoa, son, I know
you're stressed, but...
345
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,800
I ain't your son.
346
00:14:29,860 --> 00:14:31,170
I'm George Cooper's son.
347
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:32,370
His only son.
348
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,240
-Except for Sheldon.
-Except for Sheldon.
349
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,880
Poor Georgie. I hate
to see him drive himself crazy.
350
00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:43,680
I know.
His dad wouldn't care about
351
00:14:43,780 --> 00:14:45,180
having something
named after him.
352
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,680
Wouldn't care?
353
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:49,480
Whose idea do you think it was
to call Georgie "Georgie"?
354
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,190
-I didn't know that.
-I was all set
to call him Phillip.
355
00:14:53,290 --> 00:14:54,860
"Phil Cooper."
That's pretty good.
356
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,060
I know.
357
00:14:57,890 --> 00:14:59,390
I don't like to speak ill
of people,
358
00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:00,960
but this Fagenbacher,
359
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:04,200
he sounds like a real horse's
you-know-what.
360
00:15:04,330 --> 00:15:05,800
(tongue clicks)
361
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,940
I know what. Do you know what?
362
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,870
Patootie.
363
00:15:10,970 --> 00:15:12,470
Nailed it.
364
00:15:12,570 --> 00:15:15,910
I think I might go down there
and give him a piece of my mind.
365
00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:19,250
Well, if that piece
is "patootie," I wouldn't.
366
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,820
I don't need vulgar language
to make a point.
367
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,520
Yeah, you don't need it,
but it really adds some oomph.
368
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:29,660
I'd like to remind you, I have
the biggest "oomph" of all.
369
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,830
(chuckles)
370
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,490
(sighs):
Oh, brother.
371
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,270
Mr. Fagenbacher?
372
00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:41,500
I am Mary Cooper, Georgie's mom.
373
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,540
No.
374
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,780
You're not old enough
to be his mom. (chuckles)
375
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,840
Maybe his big sister.
376
00:15:49,910 --> 00:15:51,080
That ain't gonna work on me.
377
00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,450
The devil speaks
with a forked tongue.
378
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:54,780
You calling me a devil?
379
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,420
A handsome one, I hope.
380
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,950
(laughs)
381
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,520
Do you really think
you can use my late husband
382
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:03,690
to upset my son and then charm
your way out of it?
383
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,190
Mrs. Cooper...
384
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,860
-Can I call you Mary?
-No, you may not.
385
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,330
Mrs. Cooper...
386
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,300
...you got me all wrong.
387
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:13,940
All right? Yeah, Georgie and I,
sure, we have our issues,
388
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:17,040
but when he told me what
he wanted to do for his dad,
389
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,280
I was touched,
and I wanted to help out.
390
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:22,110
I have a teenage daughter.
391
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,480
I know what malarkey
smells like.
392
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:26,580
You got me.
393
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:29,380
I'm a bad boy.
(laughs)
394
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,550
You want to give me a spanking?
395
00:16:32,620 --> 00:16:34,960
Don't you disrespect me.
396
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:36,460
-Yes, ma'am. I-I...
-And do not disrespect
397
00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:37,790
the memory of my husband.
398
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,630
-Well, I didn't...
-I am not done.
399
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:41,960
My family has been through
too much these past few years
400
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,270
to put up with you
rubbing salt in the wound.
401
00:16:44,330 --> 00:16:46,800
-Now, I never intended...
-And God is watching you.
402
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,770
He may be forgiving,
but when it comes to my family,
403
00:16:49,870 --> 00:16:52,740
I sure as heck am not.
404
00:16:53,810 --> 00:16:56,040
I'm sorry, I-I crossed the line.
405
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:59,180
-And?
-And I will back off
the scoreboard.
406
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,680
You will also apologize
to Georgie.
407
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:03,590
Yes, ma'am.
408
00:17:03,650 --> 00:17:05,620
(exhales)
409
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,190
All right, then.
410
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:13,130
There may be a decent man
underneath all that scruff.
411
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,230
I can shave!
412
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:23,740
(marching band playing)
413
00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,510
It is beautiful,
414
00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:28,910
your dad's name up there
for everyone to see.
415
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:32,850
Ain't as fancy as a scoreboard.
416
00:17:32,950 --> 00:17:34,720
No, a snack bar's better.
417
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,620
Our team's so bad,
who wants to look at the score?
418
00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:39,950
Be cool if they served beer.
419
00:17:40,050 --> 00:17:41,720
It's a high school.
420
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,830
Excuse me for trying
to honor my father.
421
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:48,800
This is the best hot dog.
422
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,830
(crying): It's like George
cooked it himself.
423
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,900
Pull it together, Wayne.
424
00:17:52,970 --> 00:17:54,870
You got a game to lose.
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