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Yeah. You're ready to murder.
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Goddamnit!
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stress wrenching?
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I figured you was over here wrenching
because of your fine-ass sister,
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which I get.
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But now that I see your sorry-ass face,
it ain't all grief.
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You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
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I did something behind Quiet's back.
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- So?
- "So"?
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I don't know what I'm gonna do about it.
I never lied to her before.
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Hold up.
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You saying
you never lied to your girl before?
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No.
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Hey! What you doing, man?
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Just checking to see
if your bitch ass got any nuts down there.
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You're going to get your answer
when I smoke your rusty ass.
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You make a run at me, I will end you.
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Coroner gonna list your cause of death
as everything.
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Feel me?
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Mine.
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Good morning, Quiet.
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Sorry, I slept in.
I forgot how good a pillow feels.
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Is that our gun?
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Don't worry about it.
We'll get another one.
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Roadkill was begging for some upgrades,
so I figured I'd just jump on it.
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You're in a very good mood. It's weird.
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I'm just excited to get out there
and show these losers what Quohn can do.
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It's Quiet and John.
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No, I will not be participating in Quohn.
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Th-- Th-- That's fine.
Quohn's in the rearview.
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Fuck Quohn!
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Roadkill is ready to go.
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The last thing we need to figure out
is the Boomerang Blast.
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Now, do we mount it,
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or do we keep it in the back
for emergencies?
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- The back.
- The back.
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It's going to be very hard to kill someone
with a gun that heavy.
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I'll have you know,
I've killed tons of people
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with a gun just like this,
dozens of dudes.
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I'm a frickin' murder slut.
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So, should we...
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No, no, she's not our responsibility.
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We just have to focus on the mission.
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Right, the mission.
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Damn, there are
some tight buttholes in here.
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We will be killing each other soon.
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You're outsiders. So, what else is new?
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Hey, Stretch Armstrong.
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What's your sicky little wishy?
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Bitch, I ain't telling you shit.
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What if it's birthday cake rules?
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If I say my wish, it won't come true.
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We wish for the same thing as all parents.
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For our child to grow up happy, loved,
and wanting for nothing.
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Nothing except the end of this world
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and the rise of a new reality
formed from his image.
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How about you?
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Let me guess. A complexion?
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I wish to feel warm again.
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Well, you might if you stop lugging around
those massive fucking igloos.
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- Holy shit.
- You guys talking about wishes?
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Overrated. I don't even want one.
You know why?
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'Cause I'm living the fucking dream.
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I told my bestie over here,
and I was like,
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"I don't want the pressure.
You make the wish."
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"I don't wanna be on the hook for it."
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- And my wish--
- Guess what I wished for!
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I wished to exterminate humanity,
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let somebody else take over for once.
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Now you see the shit I gotta put up with?
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This freak got me smelling
like Raid cologne.
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I wished for the ability to fly.
Pretty sick, right?
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I was going to wish
for a girthy ten-incher,
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but, you know,
I've never had any complaints.
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I find that hard to believe.
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So, what did you wish for then?
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Yes, I'm dying to know.
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To bring down the city walls.
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- Which walls?
- Of which cities?
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All of them.
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When we win,
all the walls will come down.
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Damn.
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You're making us all look bad over here.
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We just think insiders and outsiders
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should finally be on
an even playing field.
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Yeah. It's time for the outsiders
to get their fair share.
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I knew you two were stupid,
but I didn't realize you were naive.
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It'd be cute if it weren't so sad.
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It's not naive
to fight for a better world.
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Listen to yourself.
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Do you think
you're some kind of superhero?
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Not with that greasy hair.
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Okay, I think you look great.
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And that's not objectifying.
I'm just supporting.
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People need walls. It simplifies things.
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You're either one or the other,
inside or out.
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Look, all of your wishes
are fucking stupid, okay?
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Me, I'm gonna be invincible.
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Widdle baby wants to be invincible?
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Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper,
so you don't shit yourself in round one?
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We got plenty of diapers
if you need 'em.
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Fuck off!
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Welcome!
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To the much anticipated
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first round
of the Twisted Metal tournament.
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Twelve cars will enter my labyrinth,
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but alas, there are only eight
exit passes hidden throughout.
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Be sure to snag one,
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because if you attempt
to leave the area without it,
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well, you'll be killed instantly.
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This is warehouse district warfare.
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You'll know where a pass is hidden
by the pillars of red smoke.
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All except for you, John and Quiet.
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You two finished last in my qualifier,
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so I decided to spice things up a bit
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and give you two a small advantage
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for today's bloody festivities.
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This is a radar
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displaying the precise location
of all eight passes.
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- Cheaters!
- And that's not all.
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You'll also be getting
a one-minute head start.
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This is bullshit!
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Do you have a problem...
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with the way I'm running my game, Raven?
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Good.
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I hope you and your vehicles are ready,
my drivers,
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because it's time for the tournament...
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to begin!
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So, what do you think,
it's like a compass,
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one of those arrow things?
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Yo, maybe it's a line
that shows you what road to drive down.
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That'll be sick!
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Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth
the target you put on our backs.
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Come on. Giving us an advantage
is like giving a lion a submachine gun.
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We're going to crush this round.
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And the next round we're going to destroy,
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and the round after that
better kiss its sorry ass goodbye.
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Okay, well, let's just focus
on this round first.
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Focus?
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I thought she should come with us.
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To remind us of the mission.
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She would want to be here.
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Here we go.
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Roadkill, your one minute begins now!
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Let's tear this shit up.
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Okay.
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Looks like the closest pass is east.
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Turn right here.
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Got it.
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- Dude, turn!
- Got it!
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Not left, right!
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Shit, John. Take the next left.
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Got it.
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John!
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- John, you good?
- Yeah.
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I have a great idea.
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How about you drive
and I do the map thing?
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But I drove last time.
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I know, but this is really important,
and I really love maps.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Jeez! Fuck. What the fuck, John?
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My bad.
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Jesus.
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We can't blow this head start.
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Stand down, Stu.
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Good, 'cause we're running
out of this stuff.
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No, this isn't about conservation.
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Yesterday, I really lost my cool.
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But you've inspired me
to not hold grudges.
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So, you don't hate Grimm anymore?
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No. I want to rip out his spine,
but that does nothing for my legacy.
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History remembers the winner, Stuart.
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And much like
the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson,
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I've got my eye on the prize.
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Yeah, well, we could all live our lives
a little more like Horatio Nelson.
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Make a left, I think.
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Shit!
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You should have went right.
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Jesus, John, we have the advantage.
Get it together.
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I'm sorry. There's so many triangles.
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What was that?
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Our minute's up.
There goes our head start.
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Don't fucking dare!
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Outta my way, kid!
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Beep, beep!
Axel coming through!
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- Yes.
- Thank God.
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Whose hand is that?
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Who cares? Let's just get the pass
and get out of here.
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Relax. Look, even with the radar,
it took us a while to find this place.
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So, it's going to take the others
just as--
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Hey, there!
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Four of us going after one hot ticket?
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Reminds me of the blow bang
where I met Brenjamin.
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My jaw still clicks.
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Well, looks like we're having a party.
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And what's a party without a clown?
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Two clowns!
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Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo.
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It's mine!
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No, no!
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Fly, my little penguin!
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Stop him, Preacher!
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That baby's got a gun!
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Yes!
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I got it! Go, go, go, go, go.
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Get your hands off, bitch.
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I called dibs!
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Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of h--
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Man, I messed up.
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Nope, not gonna dwell on this.
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There's still a few passes left.
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What the hell is this ice made of?
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Who the fuck shot that?
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Yeah, baby!
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Looking for this?
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Yeah. And I'm gonna take it.
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I'd like to see you try.
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You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl.
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Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid
to smash a pussy.
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You done yet?
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No, just needed a hand.
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Wait!
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Oh, my God.
226
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Oh, my God, I fucking killed him.
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Oh, my God.
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The sixth pass has been secured.
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Two remain.
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What the hell happened to you?
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It turns out Vermin can really fight.
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I can't believe the creepy crawler lady
got the pass.
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Shit. It was in my hand.
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Jesus, what the fuck is going on today?
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It's my fault. I'm tilting.
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What the hell is tilting?
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You make a few mistakes,
then you get in your head.
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No more superstitious bullshit.
We're a team, right? So, we fix this.
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You're right. There are two more passes.
One's a few blocks away.
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All right, I'm taking a shortcut.
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Come on!
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Now your superstitious bullshit
is rubbing off on me.
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Fuck!
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Fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Yes!
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Welcome back, Chuckie Floop.
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Holy shit, who said that?
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New driver detected.
Would you like me to create a new profile?
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Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go.
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Acknowledged.
New primary driver accepted.
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Please, state your name.
252
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Fucking Mayhem. Just come on!
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Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem.
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00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,567
Holy shit, a car that talks, okay.
Goddamnit.
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God, murder makes you extra sweaty!
256
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,196
Initiating AC.
257
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,366
Thanks!
258
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,743
Okay, you can turn off!
259
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829
Turn off! Turn the fuck off!
260
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,913
Acknowledged.
261
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,999
All right, you got a name?
262
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,501
My current designation VIN
263
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,295
is number 4, B as in Boy, 1,
Q as in quattro--
264
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,631
Yeah, Quattro's fine!
You got to move faster.
265
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,634
Designation updated, Quattro.
266
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,602
Exterior damage sustained.
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
267
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,397
No, I don't need your help.
I just need to get out of here.
268
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,402
Shall I initiate autonomous navigation?
269
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,280
Fine! If you think
you're so good at driving, just do it!
270
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,322
Acknowledged.
271
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,454
Hell yeah.
272
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,267
Keep it steady
and I'll smoke all these losers.
273
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,605
What?
274
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,148
Wait, this is the end?
275
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,025
How'd you do that?
276
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,067
Maps.
277
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,698
Check it out, Stu. We're about to win.
278
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:57,160
And I didn't think about Grimm even once,
not even his dinky little bike.
279
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,204
I can still hear it buzzing in my head.
280
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,342
- What the hell?
- Shit!
281
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,593
Hello, chaps!
282
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,850
Thanks for the lift, Marcus.
283
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,645
Son of a bitch.
That's not in the spirit of competition.
284
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,146
I'm going to file a complaint.
285
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,315
Goddamnit!
286
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,652
If that son of a bitch didn't get
in our way we would've come in first.
287
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,656
- They--
- No, Stu.
288
00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,158
No words.
289
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,997
Not trying to add any pressure,
but FYI, there's one pass left.
290
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,457
This is our last shot.
291
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,750
Fuck!
292
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,129
Shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it.
293
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,881
It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba.
294
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,136
And no one fucks with ba-ba time!
295
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,311
I'm getting that Goddamned pass. Cover me.
296
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,618
- You look mad.
- It's been a shit day. Give me that pass.
297
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,834
Shit!
298
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,174
I really should have
tested this shit before now.
299
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,180
My milking titty.
300
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,307
It got on my hand!
301
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,228
Where the hell did he go?
302
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,154
- I got the pass!
- Go, go!
303
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,496
Quiet, we gotta go!
304
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,921
Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck!
305
00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,799
John, this is it.
If we don't get that pass, it's over.
306
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,148
Shit, he's fast.
307
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,700
Preacher, we could really use
your guidance right now.
308
00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,243
Kill them.
309
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,747
He is risen!
310
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,672
I kill them in your name, Preacher!
311
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,341
Oh, my God.
312
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,644
Our father who art a baby,
hallowed be thy dick--
313
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,158
Boomerang Blast.
314
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,963
Do you see the pass?
315
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,840
I hope he didn't blow it up.
316
00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,693
Just take it. It's a baby.
317
00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,777
I'm trying.
318
00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,447
He's fuckin' strong.
319
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,656
Fuck you, Preacher!
320
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:05,992
John!
321
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,594
Round over.
322
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,269
No more unwanted back door visitors.
323
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,645
Seal her up.
324
00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,565
Are you sure you don't want me to do it?
325
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,442
I have thumbs and hands.
326
00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,443
Harold's got it.
327
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,779
Stu, I've been thinking.
328
00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,865
You know everything I said before?
329
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,158
Forget it all.
330
00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,285
Grudges are back on the menu.
331
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,370
So are blood feuds and vendettas.
332
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,666
And when it comes to killing,
I just gotta lead with my heart.
333
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,959
- You know?
- Yeah.
334
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,129
Shit. Harold dropped the torch.
335
00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,506
Don't pick it up. It's hot!
336
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:04,967
Damn.
337
00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,096
You really do know how to drive.
338
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,058
I hope that we can,
well, you know, if you're down,
339
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,602
team up again in the next round.
340
00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,063
Saving Fucking Mayhem presets.
341
00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,525
Fucking Mayhem presets saved.
342
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,946
Hey, Quattro, could I...
343
00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,116
Could I maybe ask for your advice?
344
00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,743
Interface battery at 10%.
Entering sleep mode.
345
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,286
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
346
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,458
Thanks for saving my ass out there,
Quattro.
347
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,709
Acknowledged.
348
00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,889
Is there a lost and found
for human children?
349
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,225
I'll take the baby.
350
00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,477
What?
351
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,312
The child will be safe with me.
352
00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,273
Unless you would prefer to care for him.
353
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,441
- No, you have--
- Abso-fucking-lutely not.
354
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,401
More square footage.
355
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,194
Look at you.
356
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,905
You'll want for nothing
with Daddy Calypso.
357
00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,452
Congratulations
on surviving the first round.
358
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:17,415
Enjoy the moment.
Things only get harder from here.
359
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:21,586
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got this little animal to delouse.
360
00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:28,259
So... you guys didn't die?
361
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,343
Good job.
362
00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:30,845
Thanks. You too.
363
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,935
Guess I'll go clean up.
364
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,064
You good?
365
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,274
You seem...
366
00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,151
different.
367
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,694
I'm good.
368
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,825
I just...
369
00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,329
well, I-- I killed someone today.
370
00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,211
Was it your first?
371
00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,421
I just assumed--
372
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:06,964
I had a big body count?
373
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,425
No. I mean, I've done, like,
374
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,178
you know, hand stuff,
like stabbing and shit,
375
00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:16,557
but... never went all the way until today.
376
00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,269
Wow. Okay.
377
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,396
Tell me everything.
378
00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,315
Who was it?
379
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,528
Don't laugh.
380
00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:31,864
Chuckie Floop.
381
00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,659
And it was kind of whatever.
382
00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,452
I'm not laughing.
383
00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:40,957
I guess I just thought
that my first kill would be...
384
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,044
I don't know, with someone special?
385
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,545
No. It's better this way.
386
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,714
For your first you want to kill someone
you barely care about
387
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,174
and then never think about them again.
388
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,842
You know, just get it out of the way.
389
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,303
How old were you
when you had your first kill?
390
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,058
Well, I was a late bloomer.
391
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,228
There was this blueberry picker
in the O.C.
392
00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:05,189
that just kept hassling me,
so I got him with my hatchet.
393
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,026
Although he didn't die right away,
so I'm not sure it officially counts.
394
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,736
It was just the tip.
395
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:16,617
How's the kid?
396
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:19,704
Fine.
397
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,331
John...
398
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,377
we can't afford another day like this.
399
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,546
This is life and death.
400
00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,216
It was just a bad day.
I mean, shit happens.
401
00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,592
Not like today.
402
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,845
I've never seen you like this.
403
00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,390
Well, maybe the stress of the round
got to me.
404
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,809
Like you said, it is life or death.
405
00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:47,440
But you were fine in the qualifier,
with missiles falling from the sky.
406
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,192
So, what changed?
407
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,738
John?
408
00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,450
What's going on?
409
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,539
Is it us?
410
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,376
- Is it me?
- No.
411
00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,253
It's me.
412
00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:11,714
All me.
413
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:14,884
I'm sorry.
414
00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,219
- Sorry for what?
- For today...
415
00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,015
for screwing up the radar,
for being so clumsy
416
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,060
on the smoothest fucking ice in the world...
417
00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,854
for coming with you at all.
418
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,110
I lied to you, Quiet.
419
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,410
I made my own wish.
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