1 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,353 Yeah. You're ready to murder. 2 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,203 Goddamnit! 3 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,038 Stupid, stupid, stupid. 4 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,582 Stress wrenching? 5 00:00:40,124 --> 00:00:43,085 I figured you was over here wrenching because of your fine-ass sister, 6 00:00:43,669 --> 00:00:44,754 which I get. 7 00:00:45,588 --> 00:00:49,383 But now that I see your sorry-ass face, it ain't all grief. 8 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,385 You lookin' guilty as a motherfucker. 9 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,179 Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right? 10 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:55,347 I did something behind Quiet's back. 11 00:00:55,473 --> 00:00:56,766 - So? - "So"? 12 00:00:56,891 --> 00:00:59,602 I don't know what I'm gonna do about it. I never lied to her before. 13 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,686 Hold up. 14 00:01:01,270 --> 00:01:03,230 You saying you never lied to your girl before? 15 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,273 No. 16 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,692 Hey! What you doing, man? 17 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:09,945 Just checking to see if your bitch ass got any nuts down there. 18 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:14,200 You're going to get your answer when I smoke your rusty ass. 19 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:18,245 You make a run at me, I will end you. 20 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:21,081 Coroner gonna list your cause of death as everything. 21 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:22,583 Feel me? 22 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:29,423 Mine. 23 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,637 Good morning, Quiet. 24 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,515 Sorry, I slept in. I forgot how good a pillow feels. 25 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,266 Is that our gun? 26 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:42,061 Don't worry about it. We'll get another one. 27 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,481 Roadkill was begging for some upgrades, so I figured I'd just jump on it. 28 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:47,858 You're in a very good mood. It's weird. 29 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:52,112 I'm just excited to get out there and show these losers what Quohn can do. 30 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:54,782 It's Quiet and John. 31 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,118 No, I will not be participating in Quohn. 32 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:00,704 Th-- Th-- That's fine. Quohn's in the rearview. 33 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:01,831 Fuck Quohn! 34 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,836 Roadkill is ready to go. 35 00:02:07,378 --> 00:02:10,673 The last thing we need to figure out is the Boomerang Blast. 36 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,049 Now, do we mount it, 37 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:14,134 or do we keep it in the back for emergencies? 38 00:02:15,177 --> 00:02:16,136 - The back. - The back. 39 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,855 It's going to be very hard to kill someone with a gun that heavy. 40 00:02:25,980 --> 00:02:27,940 I'll have you know, I've killed tons of people 41 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:31,610 with a gun just like this, dozens of dudes. 42 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,404 I'm a frickin' murder slut. 43 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,410 So, should we... 44 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:41,704 No, no, she's not our responsibility. 45 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,622 We just have to focus on the mission. 46 00:02:44,415 --> 00:02:45,833 Right, the mission. 47 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,716 Damn, there are some tight buttholes in here. 48 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,843 We will be killing each other soon. 49 00:02:55,968 --> 00:02:57,761 You're outsiders. So, what else is new? 50 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:59,847 Hey, Stretch Armstrong. 51 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:02,349 What's your sicky little wishy? 52 00:03:02,474 --> 00:03:03,976 Bitch, I ain't telling you shit. 53 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,644 What if it's birthday cake rules? 54 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:07,479 If I say my wish, it won't come true. 55 00:03:08,314 --> 00:03:10,316 We wish for the same thing as all parents. 56 00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:13,068 For our child to grow up happy, loved, and wanting for nothing. 57 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,778 Nothing except the end of this world 58 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:17,197 and the rise of a new reality formed from his image. 59 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,365 How about you? 60 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,242 Let me guess. A complexion? 61 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,871 I wish to feel warm again. 62 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,541 Well, you might if you stop lugging around those massive fucking igloos. 63 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,877 - Holy shit. - You guys talking about wishes? 64 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,795 Overrated. I don't even want one. You know why? 65 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:33,631 'Cause I'm living the fucking dream. 66 00:03:33,756 --> 00:03:35,257 I told my bestie over here, and I was like, 67 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,801 "I don't want the pressure. You make the wish." 68 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,553 "I don't wanna be on the hook for it." 69 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,431 - And my wish-- - Guess what I wished for! 70 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,850 I wished to exterminate humanity, 71 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,478 let somebody else take over for once. 72 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,772 Now you see the shit I gotta put up with? 73 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,316 This freak got me smelling like Raid cologne. 74 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:56,695 I wished for the ability to fly. Pretty sick, right? 75 00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,907 I was going to wish for a girthy ten-incher, 76 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:03,786 but, you know, I've never had any complaints. 77 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,162 I find that hard to believe. 78 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:06,914 So, what did you wish for then? 79 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,584 Yes, I'm dying to know. 80 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:15,923 To bring down the city walls. 81 00:04:16,048 --> 00:04:17,758 - Which walls? - Of which cities? 82 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:18,676 All of them. 83 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:22,179 When we win, all the walls will come down. 84 00:04:23,847 --> 00:04:25,015 Damn. 85 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:27,059 You're making us all look bad over here. 86 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:28,811 We just think insiders and outsiders 87 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,646 should finally be on an even playing field. 88 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,774 Yeah. It's time for the outsiders to get their fair share. 89 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:37,361 I knew you two were stupid, but I didn't realize you were naive. 90 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,738 It'd be cute if it weren't so sad. 91 00:04:39,863 --> 00:04:41,615 It's not naive to fight for a better world. 92 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:42,574 Listen to yourself. 93 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,743 Do you think you're some kind of superhero? 94 00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,078 Not with that greasy hair. 95 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,664 Okay, I think you look great. 96 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,250 And that's not objectifying. I'm just supporting. 97 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,294 People need walls. It simplifies things. 98 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,840 You're either one or the other, inside or out. 99 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:01,176 Look, all of your wishes are fucking stupid, okay? 100 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,053 Me, I'm gonna be invincible. 101 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:10,019 Widdle baby wants to be invincible? 102 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:15,190 Hey, hey, why don't you wish for a diaper, so you don't shit yourself in round one? 103 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,067 We got plenty of diapers if you need 'em. 104 00:05:17,192 --> 00:05:18,027 Fuck off! 105 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,069 Welcome! 106 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:21,488 To the much anticipated 107 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:24,700 first round of the Twisted Metal tournament. 108 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:29,079 Twelve cars will enter my labyrinth, 109 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:33,709 but alas, there are only eight exit passes hidden throughout. 110 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,294 Be sure to snag one, 111 00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:38,589 because if you attempt to leave the area without it, 112 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:40,090 well, you'll be killed instantly. 113 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:46,221 This is warehouse district warfare. 114 00:05:49,308 --> 00:05:52,436 You'll know where a pass is hidden by the pillars of red smoke. 115 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,564 All except for you, John and Quiet. 116 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,109 You two finished last in my qualifier, 117 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,278 so I decided to spice things up a bit 118 00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,697 and give you two a small advantage 119 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,783 for today's bloody festivities. 120 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:07,785 This is a radar 121 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,331 displaying the precise location of all eight passes. 122 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,044 - Cheaters! - And that's not all. 123 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:20,631 You'll also be getting a one-minute head start. 124 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,549 This is bullshit! 125 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,387 Do you have a problem... 126 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:29,973 with the way I'm running my game, Raven? 127 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,395 Good. 128 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,190 I hope you and your vehicles are ready, my drivers, 129 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:40,400 because it's time for the tournament... 130 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:42,569 to begin! 131 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,940 So, what do you think, it's like a compass, 132 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,942 one of those arrow things? 133 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:25,195 Yo, maybe it's a line that shows you what road to drive down. 134 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,321 That'll be sick! 135 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,533 Whatever it is, I don't think it's worth the target you put on our backs. 136 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:33,453 Come on. Giving us an advantage is like giving a lion a submachine gun. 137 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,497 We're going to crush this round. 138 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,416 And the next round we're going to destroy, 139 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:40,127 and the round after that better kiss its sorry ass goodbye. 140 00:07:40,252 --> 00:07:42,296 Okay, well, let's just focus on this round first. 141 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,547 Focus? 142 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,764 I thought she should come with us. 143 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:55,058 To remind us of the mission. 144 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,436 She would want to be here. 145 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,479 Here we go. 146 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,610 Roadkill, your one minute begins now! 147 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:06,195 Let's tear this shit up. 148 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,573 Okay. 149 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,867 Looks like the closest pass is east. 150 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:15,954 Turn right here. 151 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:17,497 Got it. 152 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,250 - Dude, turn! - Got it! 153 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,377 Not left, right! 154 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,174 Shit, John. Take the next left. 155 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:28,258 Got it. 156 00:08:32,471 --> 00:08:33,305 John! 157 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,395 - John, you good? - Yeah. 158 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,521 I have a great idea. 159 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:43,523 How about you drive and I do the map thing? 160 00:08:43,649 --> 00:08:44,650 But I drove last time. 161 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:48,779 I know, but this is really important, and I really love maps. 162 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:49,988 - All right. - Okay. 163 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:54,159 Jeez! Fuck. What the fuck, John? 164 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,119 My bad. 165 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,040 Jesus. 166 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:05,796 We can't blow this head start. 167 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:15,639 Stand down, Stu. 168 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,432 Good, 'cause we're running out of this stuff. 169 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,268 No, this isn't about conservation. 170 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:21,270 Yesterday, I really lost my cool. 171 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:24,314 But you've inspired me to not hold grudges. 172 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,233 So, you don't hate Grimm anymore? 173 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:30,404 No. I want to rip out his spine, but that does nothing for my legacy. 174 00:09:30,529 --> 00:09:32,823 History remembers the winner, Stuart. 175 00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,826 And much like the one-eyed Admiral Horatio Nelson, 176 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:38,036 I've got my eye on the prize. 177 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,373 Yeah, well, we could all live our lives a little more like Horatio Nelson. 178 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:46,920 Make a left, I think. 179 00:09:50,882 --> 00:09:51,800 Shit! 180 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:52,884 You should have went right. 181 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,595 Jesus, John, we have the advantage. Get it together. 182 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,931 I'm sorry. There's so many triangles. 183 00:09:59,850 --> 00:10:01,059 What was that? 184 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,814 Our minute's up. There goes our head start. 185 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:12,446 Don't fucking dare! 186 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:17,409 Outta my way, kid! 187 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,460 Beep, beep! Axel coming through! 188 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:43,685 - Yes. - Thank God. 189 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,324 Whose hand is that? 190 00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,576 Who cares? Let's just get the pass and get out of here. 191 00:10:59,701 --> 00:11:02,120 Relax. Look, even with the radar, it took us a while to find this place. 192 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:03,830 So, it's going to take the others just as-- 193 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:04,915 Hey, there! 194 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878 Four of us going after one hot ticket? 195 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,464 Reminds me of the blow bang where I met Brenjamin. 196 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,133 My jaw still clicks. 197 00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:17,594 Well, looks like we're having a party. 198 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,055 And what's a party without a clown? 199 00:11:20,806 --> 00:11:21,890 Two clowns! 200 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,268 Keep your hands off the hand, you weirdo. 201 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,104 It's mine! 202 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:44,329 No, no! 203 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,548 Fly, my little penguin! 204 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,594 Stop him, Preacher! 205 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,475 That baby's got a gun! 206 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:10,689 Yes! 207 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,150 I got it! Go, go, go, go, go. 208 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,901 Get your hands off, bitch. 209 00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:16,319 I called dibs! 210 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,367 Come on, Stuart, let's scoot out of h-- 211 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:26,663 Man, I messed up. 212 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,707 Nope, not gonna dwell on this. 213 00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,750 There's still a few passes left. 214 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,170 What the hell is this ice made of? 215 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:43,472 Who the fuck shot that? 216 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,489 Yeah, baby! 217 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,225 Looking for this? 218 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,560 Yeah. And I'm gonna take it. 219 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:32,729 I'd like to see you try. 220 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,940 You know, I'm not afraid to hit a girl. 221 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:37,943 Good. 'Cause I'm not afraid to smash a pussy. 222 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,258 You done yet? 223 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:04,678 No, just needed a hand. 224 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,684 Wait! 225 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,107 Oh, my God. 226 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:25,699 Oh, my God, I fucking killed him. 227 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,493 Oh, my God. 228 00:14:33,415 --> 00:14:35,584 The sixth pass has been secured. 229 00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,502 Two remain. 230 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,755 What the hell happened to you? 231 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,924 It turns out Vermin can really fight. 232 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,594 I can't believe the creepy crawler lady got the pass. 233 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,804 Shit. It was in my hand. 234 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,229 Jesus, what the fuck is going on today? 235 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,230 It's my fault. I'm tilting. 236 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,607 What the hell is tilting? 237 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,859 You make a few mistakes, then you get in your head. 238 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,070 No more superstitious bullshit. We're a team, right? So, we fix this. 239 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,990 You're right. There are two more passes. One's a few blocks away. 240 00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,491 All right, I'm taking a shortcut. 241 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:14,164 Come on! 242 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,541 Now your superstitious bullshit is rubbing off on me. 243 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,389 Fuck! 244 00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,768 Fuck, fuck, fuck. 245 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,023 Yes! 246 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,915 Welcome back, Chuckie Floop. 247 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,583 Holy shit, who said that? 248 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:01,294 New driver detected. Would you like me to create a new profile? 249 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,923 Fuck! Fine, start a new profile! Go. 250 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:06,883 Acknowledged. New primary driver accepted. 251 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,426 Please, state your name. 252 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,637 Fucking Mayhem. Just come on! 253 00:16:11,221 --> 00:16:13,223 Welcome aboard, Fucking Mayhem. 254 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:24,567 Holy shit, a car that talks, okay. Goddamnit. 255 00:16:25,318 --> 00:16:26,945 God, murder makes you extra sweaty! 256 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,196 Initiating AC. 257 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,366 Thanks! 258 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,743 Okay, you can turn off! 259 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:35,829 Turn off! Turn the fuck off! 260 00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:36,913 Acknowledged. 261 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:39,999 All right, you got a name? 262 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,501 My current designation VIN 263 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,295 is number 4, B as in Boy, 1, Q as in quattro-- 264 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,631 Yeah, Quattro's fine! You got to move faster. 265 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,634 Designation updated, Quattro. 266 00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:59,602 Exterior damage sustained. Shall I initiate autonomous navigation? 267 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,397 No, I don't need your help. I just need to get out of here. 268 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:07,402 Shall I initiate autonomous navigation? 269 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,280 Fine! If you think you're so good at driving, just do it! 270 00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:11,322 Acknowledged. 271 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:17,454 Hell yeah. 272 00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,267 Keep it steady and I'll smoke all these losers. 273 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,605 What? 274 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,148 Wait, this is the end? 275 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,025 How'd you do that? 276 00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,067 Maps. 277 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,698 Check it out, Stu. We're about to win. 278 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:57,160 And I didn't think about Grimm even once, not even his dinky little bike. 279 00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,204 I can still hear it buzzing in my head. 280 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,342 - What the hell? - Shit! 281 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:13,593 Hello, chaps! 282 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,850 Thanks for the lift, Marcus. 283 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,645 Son of a bitch. That's not in the spirit of competition. 284 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,146 I'm going to file a complaint. 285 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,315 Goddamnit! 286 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,652 If that son of a bitch didn't get in our way we would've come in first. 287 00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:34,656 - They-- - No, Stu. 288 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,158 No words. 289 00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:42,997 Not trying to add any pressure, but FYI, there's one pass left. 290 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,457 This is our last shot. 291 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:45,750 Fuck! 292 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,129 Shit! Those holy assholes beat us to it. 293 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:51,881 It's almost time for Preacher's ba-ba. 294 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,136 And no one fucks with ba-ba time! 295 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,311 I'm getting that Goddamned pass. Cover me. 296 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,618 - You look mad. - It's been a shit day. Give me that pass. 297 00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:27,834 Shit! 298 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,174 I really should have tested this shit before now. 299 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,180 My milking titty. 300 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:42,307 It got on my hand! 301 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,228 Where the hell did he go? 302 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,154 - I got the pass! - Go, go! 303 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,496 Quiet, we gotta go! 304 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,921 Go, go, go, go, go, go! Fuck! 305 00:20:13,963 --> 00:20:16,799 John, this is it. If we don't get that pass, it's over. 306 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,148 Shit, he's fast. 307 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:42,700 Preacher, we could really use your guidance right now. 308 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,243 Kill them. 309 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,747 He is risen! 310 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,672 I kill them in your name, Preacher! 311 00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,341 Oh, my God. 312 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,644 Our father who art a baby, hallowed be thy dick-- 313 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,158 Boomerang Blast. 314 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:36,963 Do you see the pass? 315 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,840 I hope he didn't blow it up. 316 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,693 Just take it. It's a baby. 317 00:21:58,818 --> 00:21:59,777 I'm trying. 318 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,447 He's fuckin' strong. 319 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:03,656 Fuck you, Preacher! 320 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:05,992 John! 321 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,594 Round over. 322 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,269 No more unwanted back door visitors. 323 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:34,645 Seal her up. 324 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:37,565 Are you sure you don't want me to do it? 325 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:39,442 I have thumbs and hands. 326 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,443 Harold's got it. 327 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:42,779 Stu, I've been thinking. 328 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,865 You know everything I said before? 329 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,158 Forget it all. 330 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,285 Grudges are back on the menu. 331 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:51,370 So are blood feuds and vendettas. 332 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:55,666 And when it comes to killing, I just gotta lead with my heart. 333 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,959 - You know? - Yeah. 334 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,129 Shit. Harold dropped the torch. 335 00:23:00,254 --> 00:23:01,506 Don't pick it up. It's hot! 336 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:04,967 Damn. 337 00:23:06,511 --> 00:23:08,096 You really do know how to drive. 338 00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:12,058 I hope that we can, well, you know, if you're down, 339 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,602 team up again in the next round. 340 00:23:15,353 --> 00:23:17,063 Saving Fucking Mayhem presets. 341 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:20,525 Fucking Mayhem presets saved. 342 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,946 Hey, Quattro, could I... 343 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,116 Could I maybe ask for your advice? 344 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:30,743 Interface battery at 10%. Entering sleep mode. 345 00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,286 Yeah, okay. Yeah. 346 00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,458 Thanks for saving my ass out there, Quattro. 347 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:38,709 Acknowledged. 348 00:23:49,846 --> 00:23:51,889 Is there a lost and found for human children? 349 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,225 I'll take the baby. 350 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:56,477 What? 351 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,312 The child will be safe with me. 352 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,273 Unless you would prefer to care for him. 353 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,441 - No, you have-- - Abso-fucking-lutely not. 354 00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:03,401 More square footage. 355 00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:05,194 Look at you. 356 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,905 You'll want for nothing with Daddy Calypso. 357 00:24:11,033 --> 00:24:13,452 Congratulations on surviving the first round. 358 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:17,415 Enjoy the moment. Things only get harder from here. 359 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:21,586 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got this little animal to delouse. 360 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:28,259 So... you guys didn't die? 361 00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,343 Good job. 362 00:24:29,886 --> 00:24:30,845 Thanks. You too. 363 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,935 Guess I'll go clean up. 364 00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:42,064 You good? 365 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,274 You seem... 366 00:24:44,275 --> 00:24:45,151 different. 367 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,694 I'm good. 368 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:52,825 I just... 369 00:24:54,076 --> 00:24:56,329 well, I-- I killed someone today. 370 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,211 Was it your first? 371 00:25:04,462 --> 00:25:05,421 I just assumed-- 372 00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:06,964 I had a big body count? 373 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,425 No. I mean, I've done, like, 374 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:12,178 you know, hand stuff, like stabbing and shit, 375 00:25:12,762 --> 00:25:16,557 but... never went all the way until today. 376 00:25:18,935 --> 00:25:20,269 Wow. Okay. 377 00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:22,396 Tell me everything. 378 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:24,315 Who was it? 379 00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,528 Don't laugh. 380 00:25:30,947 --> 00:25:31,864 Chuckie Floop. 381 00:25:32,406 --> 00:25:34,659 And it was kind of whatever. 382 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:36,452 I'm not laughing. 383 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:40,957 I guess I just thought that my first kill would be... 384 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,044 I don't know, with someone special? 385 00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,545 No. It's better this way. 386 00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,714 For your first you want to kill someone you barely care about 387 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,174 and then never think about them again. 388 00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:51,842 You know, just get it out of the way. 389 00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,303 How old were you when you had your first kill? 390 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:59,058 Well, I was a late bloomer. 391 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,228 There was this blueberry picker in the O.C. 392 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:05,189 that just kept hassling me, so I got him with my hatchet. 393 00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:09,026 Although he didn't die right away, so I'm not sure it officially counts. 394 00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:10,736 It was just the tip. 395 00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:16,617 How's the kid? 396 00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:19,704 Fine. 397 00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:22,331 John... 398 00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,377 we can't afford another day like this. 399 00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:28,546 This is life and death. 400 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:32,216 It was just a bad day. I mean, shit happens. 401 00:26:32,341 --> 00:26:33,592 Not like today. 402 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:35,845 I've never seen you like this. 403 00:26:37,555 --> 00:26:39,390 Well, maybe the stress of the round got to me. 404 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,809 Like you said, it is life or death. 405 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:47,440 But you were fine in the qualifier, with missiles falling from the sky. 406 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,192 So, what changed? 407 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,738 John? 408 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:57,450 What's going on? 409 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:03,539 Is it us? 410 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,376 - Is it me? - No. 411 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:09,253 It's me. 412 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:11,714 All me. 413 00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:14,884 I'm sorry. 414 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,219 - Sorry for what? - For today... 415 00:27:18,721 --> 00:27:21,015 for screwing up the radar, for being so clumsy 416 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:24,060 on the smoothest fucking ice in the world... 417 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:26,854 for coming with you at all. 418 00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,110 I lied to you, Quiet. 419 00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,410 I made my own wish.