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Previously, 19 celebrities
arrived to play

the ultimate murder mystery.

Celia: These dastardly Traitors,
we gotta find them.

All in the hope of winning
up to £100,000

for their chosen charity.

Three Traitors were chosen.

And after one banishment...

- I'm a Faithful.
- Oh, no.

And one brutal murder...

the Traitors took
their next victim.

"You have been
murdered."

As the players faced
a shocking mission...

What are they doing out there?

Conspiracies inside
the castle grew.

Maybe Claudia picked the
Traitor team led by the big dog.

- Jonathan.
- Against the Faithful team

led by the Faithful big dog
of Stephen.

And a dramatic Round Table...

One of the first things you did

was make an alliance with Niko.

I did not say
we were an alliance.

Yes, you did.

I still do believe
you are a Traitor.

Resulted in another Faithful
being banished.

I am a Faithful.

But who will the Traitors
murder next?

We've got Ruth,
David and Charlotte.

This is the Celebrity Traitors.

I think we've come
to a decision.

- I think we've decided.
- We've got to do it to them.

I think it is
the only sensible choice.

Yeah.

Right, I'll get writing.

Last night, the Traitors
committed another murder.

This morning,
one of the Faithful

won't make it to breakfast.

So, whose seat
will remain empty?

- We're first.
- Nobody here.

- We're first.
- Ah.

Oh my god, I've never
been first before.

I had a terrible night's sleep

after poor Tameka last night,

because I completely
misread that situation.

We all watch the show at home,
it's a kind of family thing,

you know, but being here...

bumbling about in the dark,

it's very difficult
to catch people out.

So now I guess I've got to
rethink the game plan.

When we were sitting round
there last night,

I was thinking almost all of
the first half of the table

voted for somebody different.

I know.
It was so random.

It was like you, Claire,
with the lever.

Do you remember the lever?

Shut up, Alan.

If you could not bring up
my greatest trauma.

And then you were very excited.

"I've got a Shield.
I've got a Shield."

I was like, "Mmm, making
a fuss of the Shield."

Don't put my name on the slate
if you don't want criticism.

Clare got bold
because she had a Shield.

I just don't want it
to start a trend.

I don't want people to think,

"Hmm, I'm going to vote
for Alan as well."

- Come in!
- Come in.

Let's go, Celia!
Lucy's back!

- Lucy!
- Hi, Lucy.

Hi, Joe!

Good morning.
How are you, you alright?

- Hi, Big Joe.
- Did you two sleep well?

Oh, we did.
Well, not together.

Not together, but yeah.

I knew I did
and I'm assuming you did.

Is that what it means
when you get a Shield?

You just partner up?

I was thinking last night,
I was like,

Clare is or could be a Traitor

because of how pleased she was
about having a Shield.

I thought, god,
it was a bit too much.

Oh, cat amongst
the pigeons, isn't it?

National treasure Clare Balding.

I think there potentially
could be some feuds.

Well, there's already
one brewing, isn't there?

What's that one?
- Oh yeah, there is one brewing.

Luce and Jonathan had a little
bit of a tete-a-tete.

Oh, yes!

Especially if Jonathan tries

telling her that black is blue.

- Yes, quite.
- She will not allow that.

And I was in the car
and I know he did say that.

I'm just...
- Did he say that?

He said the word "alliance".

But you were the other witness.

- Order!
- Come in.

- Hello, hello, hello.
- Yes!

Last night, I had
a bit of heat on me,

and so going into breakfast,
I have to be aware

that a lot of people are going
to look at me almost instantly.

I'm worried.

Is that a Flintstones outfit?

If you say so, it is.

- Yabba-dabba-don't.
- So, who isn't here?

David, Charlotte,
Stephen and Ruth.

I think they're going to
kill Ruth to make it look...

- Like Jonathan.
- Like Jonathan.

Okay.

So, you think if they kill Ruth,
it's not Jonathan?

I agree.
I don't think it is Jonathan.

- It feels a bit obvious.
- Yeah.

Look out, look out.

Come in!

Ooh, we're late.

- Oh!
- Hello.

- Are we missing...?
- Oh, no, so Ruth's not...

- Who are we missing?
- We're missing Ruth.

- Ruth?
- We're missing Ruth.

- It's Ruth. Knew it.
- Oh, Ruth.

I don't know what that means.

Ruth, she's not going
to let it go with me.

And I'm afraid this cloak
is feeling a little bit

like it might be pulled
tighter around my neck.

It could backfire on you.

Look, if I was a Traitor,
I wouldn't have done that.

Why put myself
in the firing line?

Let's just get rid now
before she poisons everyone.

Oh.
Knew this was coming.

"Ruth, by order of the Traitors,
you have been murdered."

Signed, Jonathan Ross.

And Kate Garraway.

I was murdered definitely
because I was

a threat to the Traitors.

I was one of the few people
in the group

that had my own mind
that couldn't be influenced.

I'm mentally extremely
strong and stubborn.

I really do wish the Faithfuls
the best of luck.

I will miss them.

Oh, lovely Ruth.

Okay, you see what
they're doing.

- But why?
- That one is too stupid.

That's a bit obvious, isn't it?
I mean, that's like,

'cause everybody witnessed
that tete-a-tete.

Jonathan, I think that's
got you off the hook.

I do.
- Yeah, but you know what?

Unless it looks like
it's a double bluff.

I was hoping that the murder
would play out

the way it did, more or less.

Because killing Ruth was risky.

I'm hoping this double bluff
will work.

Trying not to overreact
one way or the other.

And I'm just gonna have
to keep my wits about me.

Well, if we think it's to
frame Jonathan, he's safe.

But if we think it's
a double bluff, he's not safe.

Yeah. Yes.

Who would be capable
of a double bluff now?

Audacious.

It just seems too obvious
for Jonathan,

if he were a Traitor,
to murder her.

But it's such an obvious
attempt to frame him

that maybe it is a double bluff,

and it's a really,
really clever,

high-risk play by Jonathan.

Um, Clare.

You know, she said I said
we were in alliance.

I wouldn't say that.
I didn't say that.

You heard me say, I
categorically did not say that.

Jonathan, I think you
misremember quite a lot.

- No, she did say that.
- Just saying.

No, I didn't.

He did say it.
He said it.

And I'm amazed
he can't remember it

'cause he absolutely did say it.

I didn't say that, so I think
Clare's setting me up.

I'm definitely putting
her name up tonight.

- Oh.
- Oh, wow!

You look amazing.
- Yeah.

Everyone alright?

Yes, thank you.

I'll tell you who isn't.

Ohhh, Ruth.

- Oh, no!
- Poor Ruth.

Lovely Ruth has been murdered.

That is five down.

Pretty soon it will be time
for a mission.

And I'm going to tell you this.

You're going to have
a "wail" of a time.

- Oh.
- Ohhhh.

Moby Dick.

We're going to swim, we're gonna
be with whales in Iceland.

We're going to be in boats.

- We're getting wet.
- Yeah.

Oh, badminton!
Right, come on.

Who wants to play badminton?

I'll have a go.

I'm happy to watch
the young people play.

Let's not do scoring.

Oh, god, I can't serve!

Is there anyone else here
who wants to play?

Sporting legend Clare Balding.

Come on...
Oh.

Before I go home, I would
like to see a Traitor caught.

Please, yes.
That would be good,

'cause they're doing
so damn well.

A couple people...
said John...

I am suspicious, actually.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

But he must be...
if he's amazing at it,

because he seems so Faithful.

That's why he's so good.

If I go tonight,
if I'm banished tonight...

look at Clare.
- Clare, absolutely.

Celia, we need a bit of wind
to get it over the...

Oh, shut up.

I adore Alan, but I mean,
of course, he'd be very clever.

It would be very clever.

It did look like
Carry On Traitors

if you put Alan as a Traitor.

But what a clever cover.

I try to see the best
in people, but I'm...

This is not
the right game for that.

The Traitors who are playing

are past masters
at two-facedness.

So I've got to look at
the bad side of people too.

Do you know what I'm finding?

The longer this game goes on...

Less people.

Have you found that as well?

People just keep going and we
don't know where they're going.

Like, honestly, I swear to god
Ruth was here yesterday.

I swear to god.
- Oi, okay.

If the Round Table
was right now...

- Yeah, who would you vote for?
- What are you doing?

I'm going to... I think
one of the big dogs.

Jonathan or Stephen.

'Cause I did... I like
the big dog theory,

but if that's right, in my mind,

it'd have to be Stephen
to be a Traitor.

'Cause the way Jonathan
reacted to my accusation...

I think Stephen
would be a good one.

I think, I genuinely...

At the minute,
I think it is Jonathan,

and they've done
the double bluff.

Really risky, though.

Right, why even put yourself
in the mix at this stage?

I think...
- Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?
It's a bit daft.

People aren't really
listening to me.

I think it's a mix

of not articulating it very well

and not being brave enough
to shout it loud enough.

I'm just not buying it
from Big JR anymore.

(My gut is telling me that,
a) I'm hungry,

(but b), JR is a Traitor.

I think Clare is setting me up.

When she backed up Ruth
yesterday against me,

Ruth said I'd said this thing,
which I definitely hadn't said.

And you heard me defend it very,

you know, unequivocally,
I didn't say that.

And then over breakfast,
she said over to me and said,

"Oh, you've got
a very forgetful memory."

Yeah, I saw that.

And, like,
why would she say that?

We weren't even
talking about it.

- Who said that, Clare?
- Clare, about me.

I asked Stephen about her
and I said to him,

"If I'm murdered tonight,
look at Clare."

And he said
the same thing to me.

Mark: Jonathan's been quite
vocal today about Clare.

And I wonder if, with Jonathan,

is that just a cover
for him being a Traitor?

Claudia: The prize pot is
currently sitting at £27,500,

and the players have a chance

to increase that further
in today's mission.

I'm so afraid somebody's
going to jump out on us.

Here we go.

If you see a Shield,
can I have it?

You can have mine
if you can take it out of my...

vice-like grip.

- "A whale of a time."
- Whale calls?

Whale calling!

Imagine if we had to make
whale sounds.

I don't think it's that.

I feel quite excited
about the missions.

Not being much use
in spotting Traitors.

Mm, absolutely not.

I think they've actually
had the opposite effect.

Yes, they bind us
all closer together.

We've got to get a Traitor,
we have to.

Yeah, we do.

It's infuriating,
though, isn't it?

Doesn't it get under your skin?

We're all not
very good at it, are we?

We're really bad.

This is so nice.

Nothing nasty could
happen here, can it?

Wow, that is laden
with blossom, isn't it?

The walled garden
was a welcome relief.

I think we were all happy
to be somewhere

that was so full
of life and poetry.

Players, welcome to
today's mission.

I want to flag this.

Things are about to get
a little weird.

In the shadows of the castle
forest are wailing banshees...

female spirits that cry
warnings of imminent death.

What you're going to have to do
is split into two teams.

Half of you
will go to the forest.

You will find those banshees.

To get the banshee
to emit her wail,

you will have to say,
"Banshee, let out your wail."

Once you've heard
her haunting cry,

you have to repeat her exact
wail down the forest well.

How exciting.

Garden team,
hanging around in this

walled garden are named lockets.

Each of these lockets
emits a wail.

You have to match
the banshee to the locket.

Understood?

Both:
Yeah.

A tiny detail.

You will only be able
to hear the wail

from your fellow players
when your head

is submerged in that well.

For every banshee
you correctly identify,

I will add £1,000 to the pot,

so £5,000 is up for grabs today.

You have 30 minutes,

and I imagine you're
wondering about shields.

There is one hidden
in the forest and one here.

Match the locket with
the wailing banshee.

When you do that, £1,000
is added to the prize fund.

Players,
please get into your teams.

Lucy:
Put banshees over here?

Alan:
I'd rather go...

And just bear in mind,
sorry, musicians...

Yeah, we've split in two,
so I'll go down there.

Kate: Cat, you can sing,
you can sing.

- I'm going to try my best.
- Kate: Yeah, okay.

Charlotte: So if she re-dos
the sound here,

and then it's about
recognizing the sounds...

So we split into the teams
by splitting up me and Cat,

'cause Cat is also a singer.

So she was there
to recreate a sound,

and I was at the other end to
match the sound to the locket.

Okay, so who's going
into the forest?

Off you go, good luck.

Players:
Good luck.

Love you guys!

With the groups,
obviously we had two Traitors,

me and Cat, in our group,

but, you know, we had a Traitor

in the other group, Jonathan,

so we had all bases covered.

Cat: Gosh, this is a bit of
a rickety forest, isn't it?

Guys, there's a well!

Oh my gosh.

Look down there.

Oh my god.

Woo!

Celia:
How deep is it?

I don't know.
Hello!

Lucy: Well, you know what you
do in a well, don't you?

Alan:
What?

Was it put the pussy in?

Joe W.: Exactly what we're
all thinking, Celia.

I think I speak for everyone
when I agree with you there.

Joe M.: Can we have
a small explanation?

It's one of those
nursery rhymes.

Well, come on.

It's what we were all thinking,
might as well say it.

We were not all thinking it.

That was not my first thought.

Lucy:
Celia's an icon.

If Celia wanted me to go live
with her, I'd move in with her.

Players, are you ready?

Yes.

Remember, garden players,
once the lanterns light up,

you can submerge
your heads in the water.

Here we go.

Nick:
Okay, speed walking this way.

Cat:
Banshee, banshee,

where are you?

So we had to go in the woods

together as a group,
and then we had to go

banshee hunting.

There's a banshee here!

- Oh, well done.
- Where?

Joe W.:
Lucy's got a banshee!

Alan:
Oh my god, it's here!

Cat:
Oh god!

I was a little bit scared
when I saw the banshees,

'cause I don't really like sort
of masked, hooded things.

That sort of scares me.

Ironically.

Let's just say it
at the same time.

Three, two, one.

Banshee, let out your wail.

Nick:
Right, up we go.

These banshees, they would sing

like a melody line,
which we then had to

repeat down a well.

Right, all put your hands on.

Charlotte: We had to duck
our heads underwater

so that we could listen

to the other team singing...

what the banshee

was singing or wailing.

Mark:
Right, got it.

We had to remember it,

come out, and run down,
and then some lockets that

were hanging on either side
of the garden with names.

When you opened it,
it played a different wail.

No.
Can I try this one?

Claudia: Players,
five minutes have gone.

You have 25 minutes left.

Charlotte:
Ophelia?

Jonathan:
No... gonna try Amanda.

Charlotte:
Yes, that's it, that's it.

I think we've got it!

Mark:
You got it?

They're confident.

Coming through, here we go.

Tell me what the name is.

It's Amanda.

Claudia:
Throw it in the well.

- Ready?
- Yeah, go for it.

I can confirm that was correct.

Well done!

First one.

Oh!

Go!

Alan:
How the hell did they get that?

Cat:
I found the banshee!

Banshee, let out your wail!

Claudia:
Go on, sing it!

That's what I heard.

Is what I heard.

Okay.

Kate:
Okay, I've got it.

What is it?

Ooh, waa, ah, ah.

Okay.

Oh, Stephen Fry's in the water.

I can't look.

Stephen: I'm a grown man,
what the hell am I doing?

Clare:
Ophelia.

No.

They all came out and gave
a different rendition

of the wail, so...

Charlotte:
Aurora?

Not that, it's not that.

Sheilidah,
should we try Sheilidah?

No, that's a song,
it wasn't that.

Joe W.:
What are they doing?

Playing funny buggers.

Clare:
Not these three.

Go that way.

Lara?

It's Lara.

What, 'cause they might have
gone wrong with the...

I didn't hear the "pa-da"
at the end though.

'Cause we came out too quick.

But maybe we came out too quick.

Claudia: Playeyers,
half the time has gone.

You only have 15 minutes left.

I think it's Lara.

Can we just listen to Agnes
one more time?

Guys, time's ticking,
so you've got to choose.

Charlotte:
Go to your sequence.

Mark:
Well, let's go with that.

Okay, tell me the name.

Lara.

You think it's Lara?

Throw it in.

I'm afraid that is incorrect.

Just so you know,
the right answer was Ophelia.

No!

But that was spot on!

I'm really intrigued why
the other team didn't get

the second one because we were
all killer, no filler.

We hit every note.

£1,000 banked, three banshees
yet to be found.

I'm just giving you
this in brackets:

one of the lockets might give a
clue as to where a shield is.

One of the lockets we opened
at that end had a song

inside it rather than a tune.

It was words.

Alan:
There's a banshee.

There she is!

Cat: There's a shield
on the banshee!

Alan:
Who wants a shield?

Shall I just take it
and then we all say that?

- We say we don't.
- One of us has it, okay.

Lucy: What, so we just
don't let 'em know?

Cat:
Don't tell the other team.

I got one of these.

I went in with that theory
of, "Oh, why don't we not say

if we have a shield or not?"

It's worked in my favour.

I think it's made me
look more Faithful.

Banshee, let out your wail.

Oh my gosh.

Needs to suck on
a Fisherman's Friend.

Joe M.:
I don't think we're going to

get this one, I'm not afraid.

Some of these banshees
are really out of tune.

Celia let out a noise
that I've never heard...

before in my life.

No!

It's the...

Celia.

Kate:

Stephen:
We think down this way.

Janet!
Try Janet down there!

Sing it for me, Clare.

It's like a death wail.

Celia: The skill of projection
is very important.

It's a lot to do with
breathing, a lot to do

with enunciation, I guess.

Joe M.:
Stop it!

Make it stop!

Alan:
Stop it now.

Jonathan:
Have a listen to Janet.

David:
Okay, there's this one as well.

Charlotte:
That one.

- Mark: We've got it!
- Claudia: Are you confident?

- Yeah.
- Claudia: David, tell me.

David:
We think it is Morag.

Throw her in.

You are correct.

Claudia: Well done.

How the hell did they get that?

Claudia:
£2,000 banked.

20 minutes is gone though.

Banshee, let out your wail.

Got it.

Tell me.

Ah, come on, Venus.

Be lucky.

Keep singing, Charlotte.

Charlotte was
most valuable player

because she could take
her head out of the water

and then perfectly
reproduce the sound

and that made it
really easy because once

we heard inside some of the
lockets we could work out

which one it was.

Try Luna, yeah?

Yes.

- Yes, that's it.
- Mark: Got it!

They've got it!

Okay, who do you think
it is, David?

David:
We think it is Luna.

Claudia:
Throw her in.

You are correct.

Come on!

Joe M.:
One more, one more.

Guys, six minutes.

Bloody hell.

Alan:
That one there?

There!

Banshee, let out your wail.

Kate:
Okay, we know that one.

I think that was Janet.

You've got four minutes!

Clare:
Listen, Charlotte.

Jonathan:
That's it, that's it.

Hang on.

Jonathan:
That's it, definitely.

Stephen:
Yeah, we got it, Janet.

Kate:
Bring it back.

Charlotte:
Quick, quick, quick!

Who do you think it is?

Come to me!

Players:
Janet!

You think it's Janet?

Throw her in.

You're right!

We did it, we did it.

- Four out of five.
- That's good.

You still have three minutes.

So who wants a shield?

David:
Let's have a listen.

- Have a listen.
- Kate: Is there any clues?

I don't want to be
murdered tonight,

so it'd be lovely
to win a shield.

Which is the one
that had the song?

- This one.
- Mark: It was that one.

Shield, Sheilidah.

Prudence, Lorna.

I don't think
that's a clue to a shield.

Time's ticking.

The watering can!

Protection hides in
the watering can!

Clare:
What?

Stephen:
Watering can!

Jonathan:
Guys, who wants it?

Stephen:
Yes, please!

Desperate.

Jonathan:
If that's it.

Yes!

Thank you, everybody.

I owe you big time.

Bless you!

Jonathan: We must protect
Stephen at all costs.

What nobility!

I had the glory of getting
a rather gunky shield

out of the watering can
and knowing that I would be

safe for the night
if I wasn't banished.

So it was a relief,
but half a relief.

A rel or an ief.

Players, congratulations.

I mean it.

Did you enjoy it?

Yes, that was wonderful!

Not only that, £4,000
added to the prize fund.

You absolutely smashed that,

and we can see
who has the shield.

Yes.
Thank you.

This was so kind.

It was really noble
of you all to help.

- Exactly.
- Treasure for a treasure.

Don't banish me before
I have the chance to use it.

You are protected from murder,
but of course nobody is

protected from banishment.

You can go back to the castle,
reunite with the forest team

and I'll see you
at the Round Table

where you will try
to catch a Traitor.

- Thank you, Claudia.
- Claudia: Congratulations.

- Players: Thank you!
- Stephen: Bless you.

It's genuinely the best thing
I've ever seen.

Jonathan:
Well done.

You'll sleep easy tonight.

Stephen:
If I'm not banished first.

Jonathan: I haven't heard
your name once.

Stephen: Well, that
was a fun mission!

And, frankly, Charlotte.

I mean, MVP, most valued player.

Yeah.
No question.

Yeah, a long way.

And also Jonathan and
everybody giving me this.

I mean, making sure that
I was the one who won it.

I'm very, very touched.

Well, despite what they
say, you are still loved.

Stephen got the shield in part
because I let him have it.

And afterwards
that did worry me.

Is that suspicious?

But, no, it isn't suspicious,
'cause it's the way the Faithful

are playing the game.

Whose turn is it for a shield?

What is this nonsense?

Charlotte was outstanding.

And I'm also very pleased
Stephen has got the shield.

Yes.

But also interesting,
Jonathan was very

happy for him to have it.

Yeah.

I wonder who's got
one from the other half.

Interesting.

Oh God, this round table.

We've just gone round
the houses and then we

got rid of two Faithfuls.

Yeah.

We've got to try and actually
start putting it on people.

Yeah.

To see how they crumble.

Agreed.

Do you know who you're going
to say around the round table?

No, I don't know, again.

Do you think
Jonathan's in trouble?

From what I've heard,
I think Jonathan and Clare.

Well, I'm pretty sure
Claire's a Faithful.

Do you have any
suspicions of Clare?

Yeah.

You do?

Yeah.

She's so up for it, like,
she gets so stuck into the task,

I think, "Would you get
that stuck in, though?"

Like, do you know what I mean?

People are looking now towards
those national treasure types...

the Stephen Frys,
the Clare Baldings,

sadly the Jonathan Rosses.

So I feel a little bit uneasy.

Guys, did anyone get a shield?

Yeah, Stephen did.

Oh, yes, and who on your
side won the shield?

Erm...
We're not saying.

One of us has got the shield.

We're not saying which one.

We're not saying which
one either, Alan.

Didn't really occur to us.

Very subtle.

No, we're just, like, keep
the Traitors on their toes.

We were all pretty certain
there's no Traitors

in the group, but...

You can probably
never be certain.

But I bet you felt there
was no Traitors in...

'Cause you bond with
everybody, didn't you?

Well, of course you do.
That's it.

I thought it was one of us.

There must be.
That's the thing.

No, I've got a name.

Is it something that
you want to know?

Yeah. It's, um, Clare.

Right, that's interesting.

So, if I am murdered
tonight, look at her.

Right.

I'm going to be looking for
people that now start going,

putting names forward
for the first time, going,

"Oh, I'd better now
sort of say something."

And Sarah will be like,
"Hold on, you haven't really

"stuck your neck out at all."

Do you have a defence plan if
the spotlight falls on you?

No.

I'm looking for people that
haven't said anything,

'cause they're trying to
stay under the radar,

but now they're thinking,
"Oh, I better say something,

'cause I'm starting to
look like a Traitor."

Which I am.

Not me, obviously.

I'm going to put some names out
there and I'm going to look,

even if I don't know 100%,
but I just need

to see some flinching,
some gulping,

some eyes widening.

I just need...

Because we can't just keep going
round in circles like this.

Yeah, I know.

And I think we were so
scattergun last night.

Mm.

It's too obvious a thing to have
for Jonathan to be a Traitor.

Or...

But I was saying in the car,
it could be a double bluff.

At tonight's roundtable,
I'm going to be paying

attention to Jonathan.

I've kind of got my
eye on Charlotte.

I've kind of got
my eye on Clare.

I'm keeping in mind those people
that are stoking the fires.

Who do you feel like you know...

Is it Stephen you know the best?

I probably know Stephen
the best, yeah.

Have you still got a little
bit of a question mark?

Yeah, 'cause he's brilliant.

Yeah.

He's...
Stephen as a genius.

Right.

And I really don't
use that word very often.

Do you know what's a
disadvantage for me?

When me and Stephen
are stood up,

he's so far away from me,
I can't work out

if he's lying or not.

I can't see his eyes.

I can tell you if his
flies are undone or not.

That's about it.

Finding this game so hard,

I thought I'd be
better at it than I am.

I can imagine, like, if you
catch a Traitor early doors,

I bet he must give you
loads of confidence.

But I'm really
doubting my judgment.

I keep getting it wrong.

What a day. All that
singing's got me beat.

How are you feeling?

I mean, I feel good.
I've got a shield.

That's what I mean.

I'm split between Jonathan...

Yep.

And the double bluff.

The double-double.

What are you
leaning more towards?

There was no doubt in
my mind that I'm going

to go for Jonathan.

But I wanted to hear
what theories Cat had,

whether we were sort of
on the same page or not.

I need some sort of guidance.

If you had to be bold,
what would you boldly do?

Clare.

Would Clare be bold,
actually, isn't she?

I'm back to the big
dog theory I had.

My theory is Claudia's set up
this game of two big dogs with

Stephen being the crusading
Faithful leader and Jonathan

the treacherous Traitor, you
know, playing this human chess.

It's so important we
actually catch one tonight.

After a day searching for
the wailing banshees,

the attention of the
players is now very

much on the round table.

With a Traitor yet to be found,
the hunt is very much on.

I absolutely think my name
could come up tonight.

I just hope that it's not in
the numbers to get rid of me.

I'd like to target Jonathan,
but my concern is that

if I'm wrong, they will
think I'm a Traitor.

Jonathan has to survive
this roundtable.

He's clever, but with so much
heat on him, I don't know.

I've worked pretty hard
today to try and get Clare's

name in the frame.

I'm not going to go
down without a fight.

I'm going to try and take
Clare out before me.

That, I think, is
probably my only chance.

Players, welcome back
to the Round Table.

Congratulations.

Today you added
£4,000 to the prize fund.

That means the total
is now £31,500.

Can I say something?

You work so
brilliantly as a team.

All of the missions, genuinely,
you have smashed them all.

So the question is,
can you work as a team in here

and banish a Traitor?

Who would like to begin?

There is a way of doing this,
which is exactly the opposite

of what Claudia suggested.

And that is we don't have
any discussion at all

and write down who we think,

because we're very worried about
how we influence each other.

We are in trouble, it seems,
with our judgment.

So we need to do something
differently, perhaps,

but other people might
have a point of view.

I may be...
I'm just very weak-minded,

but I would be quite interested
to hear people's theories,

even if they're not
going to vote for them,

just because it feels
helpful to hear what

other people are thinking.

I had a theory about kind of,
like, staying under the radar,

and I think, David,
you're the person most

staying under the radar,
which is a little

bit suspicious to me.

Which I think a Traitor
would do is be invisible

for as long as possible and
out of everyone,

I think that's
what you are doing.

I think you're naturally shy
and this game in some ways

is like a nightmare for you.

I think you're enjoying
yourself though, aren't you?

I'm loving the game.

I just know that
I'm so bad at dissimulation.

In the Traitors in this
game, this Alice Through

The Looking Glass,
everything is on his head.

And you are probably the
complete opposite of

what a Traitor would be.

So I think there is
something almost delicious

about you being a Traitor
when you're so trusted.

I'd love it, cos
I'm so bad at it.

It would be a whole new
skill set opening up.

Yeah, well, a Traitor would
say that, wouldn't they?

That's true, though.

It's true!

Well, Celia knows how much
I absolutely adore her.

And, like, part of me would like
to know, sort of either way,

because I feel that Celia is
so inscrutable, unpredictable,

bulletproof and brilliant
that you would make

a formidable Traitor.

You know I've had my
eye on you, Nick,

but that's not necessarily what
I'm going to vote for tonight.

Because nobody's put Nick
forward before, have they?

No.

He's a magician.

Not a very good one,
I should say.

And it's not what I do
for a living anymore,

and there's a good reason.

Ruth talked last night
about Jonathan mentioning

the word "Alliance",

which you don't remember saying,
but I back Ruth, you did.

And that car was Niko,
Ruth, me and Jonathan.

Why do you feel like it
makes you vulnerable?

Sorry, I'm not confused
about what you're saying.

I think Jonathan
probably will go for me.

Interestingly, you know what?

The reason why I was
going to put you forward

is mainly the Tom thing.

Tom went.

We don't really know
why Tom went, okay?

But he probably knew you
better than anyone else.

Oh, God, yes.

And he's already made public
that your name is in his head.

If you were a Traitor,
that would be the person

you'd be most fearful of.

That's it.

Clare, I feel like you have
been quite keen on directing

my attention at times.

So, for example, during the,
er, the coffin situation in

the second mission,
you were sort of really...

I did, I said...

Drawing my attention
towards Kate.

That was my early theory.

It was all based on reaction.

Okay.

I'll be honest.

A couple of times you let us
know that you had a shield.

Oh, God, I was thrilled
to have a shield.

Exactly, and I thought,

"Well, I've had a shield and a
few people have had a shield,

and I behaved differently."

I didn't mention it.

As if you didn't feel
the need to prove that,

you were just saying, "Hey, I'm
vulnerable, I might be killed."

Yes, exactly, yeah.

Because everyone knew I
had the shield, so...

I mean, honestly,
I'm hugely flattered that

you would think that.

I'll say one further thing.

I'm slightly
concerned, Jonathan.

I think it would be a
classic Traitor move to

kill off Ruth last night.

It seems like a...

a clumsy set-up.

Uh-huh.

But it could also be...

a brilliant double bluff.

But I think if anybody
around this table

would have the audacity to
do a double bluff,

that was that much
of a high wire act.

It would be...

Jonathan is such a
superfan of the show,

and you've seen every
single iteration. Yeah.

I'm going to remind you
of what Niko said to us all.

And which we didn't listen to.

Which was, "Why would you
put a target on your back?"

Yes, agreed.

When you don't need to.

Can I ask why you
are telling people

if you've heard their
name being mentioned?

I'm trying to gauge
their reaction to that.

Ah, okay.

So I'm going in,
and once again, I'm playing

it as straight as I can,
because that's the only way

I think I'm going to
get any read on anyone.

I'm just looking for clues.

And that's all there is.

I'd like to tell
you to your face

that I'm concerned
that you are a Traitor

because I think you've
double-bluffed it.

Oh!

I just wanted to let you know.

And, no, I'm glad you do.

And that, of course, is the
fiendish nature of this game.

Players, the time
for talk is over.

Please write down on your
slate the name of the person

you believe is a Traitor.

Are the names locked in?

Yeah.

Yes.

Thank you so much.

Clare, we're going
to start with you.

Who do you believe is
a Traitor and why?

I was waiting for someone to
really gun at me, Charlotte.

Because I thought you wouldn't
unless you were a Traitor,

because I know I'm a Faithful.

David, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

I voted for Clare,
because you're playing

this game brilliantly.

I just can't work out
whether you're playing

it as a Faithful or a Traitor.

Nick.

With the utmost respect,
I have, um...

I voted for Celia.

Alan.

A real curveball.

I think someone who
would be perfect.

The anti-Traitor, David.

Mark.

I don't know if
I even do believe

this person is a Traitor,

but I had suspicions
sort of before,

um, and then they were
quashed and back and forth,

but I don't know, but
Charlotte, I've voted for you,

I'm sorry.

So a vote count.

Two for Charlotte,
one for Clare,

one for Celia,
and one for David.

Kate, who do you believe is
a Traitor and why?

I have put Clare down.

I'm not certain.

I'm 50/50.

I've heard your name
mentioned a lot by people

I think I can trust, so it's
brought it down to 50/50,

but I have voted for you.

Joe Marler.

I've gone with Big Dog John.

'Cause the whole double,
triple bluff thing.

Claudia: Lucy.

Clare,
I had so little to go with,

I'm so sorry.

I think you're an amazing woman.

I just...

Yeah, I'm a bit stunned.

Claudia: Cat.

I've come for you again,
Mr. Stephen,

just because I think
as well as looking at the

quieter ones in the group,
I think it's also important

to look at maybe more
of the leaders as well.

So, a vote count.

Three for Clare.

Two for Charlotte.

One for Celia.

One for David.

One for Jonathan.

And one for Stephen.

Stephen, who do you believe
is a Traitor and why?

With no pleasure
and no certainty,

I've written your name, Clare,

simply because
I think you're so brilliant.

That's a silly reason
and I'm terrible sorry

if I'm wrong.

Joe Wilkinson.

I'm sorry, Clare.

I put you.

Celia.

I voted for
David because I think

he's endlessly intriguing
and would make a brilliant

Traitor under our noses.

Jonathan.

I'm sorry, Clare.

I've gone for you as well.

It's just, I've got
nothing else to go on.

A couple of people said
they thought it was you.

And finally, Charlotte.

I have also gone for you, Clare.

I think that you would make
an extraordinary Traitor,

so I think is you.

Thank you so much.

Clare, you have
received the most votes.

Please come up here and join me.

Clare, you have
received the most votes.

You are banished
from the castle.

Before you leave us,
please reveal,

are you a Faithful
or are you a Traitor?

I came in
with only one strategy,

which was to be nice
to absolutely everyone,

and I have had the best
time, and I love all of you.

I am and I have been,
from the start...

a...

Faithful.

Oh, my God.

Fuck sake.

Oh, my God.

We are terrible at this game.

What are the odds
of our seeing so useless?

Oh, my God.

- Players.
- Jesus.

You have lost a Faithful.

A great Faithful.

Claudia:
A fantastic Faithful.

A fantastic Faithful.

You are wasting
these Round Tables.

You've got to get dirty in here.

You have to interrogate.

You have to flush a Traitor out.

Stop being so polite.

Yep.

The banshees,
they signal imminent death.

For one of you,
it is extremely close.

Sweet dreams.

No chance.

What have we done?

Oh, God.

What have we done?

We do have to change tactics.

Oh, she was such
a great Faithful.

She was such a good Faithful.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Whoever these Traitors are,
they are...

They're something else,
you know?

I'm not holding back.

I haven't got a clue, I just
don't think it's happened.

How am I still here?

I mean, I've got
to be the luckiest Traitor

in the history of the game.

Without even having
to work at it,

the Faithfuls did
our dirty work for us.

Everyone's coming out tomorrow
with their claws out,

and everyone's going to be
scratching away at each other

to try and see if under the
otherwise Faithful skin

there lurks
a black-hearted Traitor.

Oh, my God.

What? We are useless.

- Absolute horror.
- Bloody rubbish.

I loved Clare very much.

And really, she was such
a brilliant presence.

Oh, my goodness.

It's like a nightmare, isn't it?

It is.

Oh, God, it's tricky.

It really is, but we're being
hopeless at the moment.

I know, I know.

I was really surprised
she got so many votes,

but I was even trying
to think of why.

I heard people saying, "Oh,
there's been talk about Clare."

So then going into the
Round Table, I thought it

would be inauthentic of me
to then just go, "Clare,

I'm just going to vote you
because everybody else,

someone else
has said it."

Do you know what I mean?

But if you're just going around
saying, "I've heard this,"

well, if I was a Traitor,
I could do that

and get to the end quite easily.

Yeah.

You just go, "I've heard this,"

and you go, "I've
heard this, I've heard this."

If you say that enough times,
you go, "I don't know where..."

'Cause none of us know where it
started for each other now.

They refuse to believe it
could ever be Alan Carr.

And I think maybe because I'm
young and sort of sweet, maybe,

they just don't think it's me.

But I think there will be
more heat on Jonathan.

This is hideous.

It's much worse than we think.

We've got to change the
way we're playing it.

Have you considered
this thought?

I'm sure you have.

If someone is murdered tomorrow,
a quarter of our group

will be Traitors.

It might be more,
though, because it

could be four or five.

But it's a hell of a thought.

We've got to be so much
tougher at the Round Table.

I don't know what
to look out for anymore.

I mean, if you are a Faithful
and you are worried

that people think you're a
Traitor, you will look guilty

in some people's eyes.

You'll kind of think, "How am
I supposed to look so that

I can persuade them that
I am the Faithful that I am?"

And that's suspicious.

This is the blind alley
you run up every time.

There is no solution
to this problem.

So we were more decisive
tonight, but we were

decisive in the wrong way.

Who did you vote for, Celia?

I voted for David because
I thought that he was...

he's intriguing.

He would make
a brilliant Traitor, yeah.

But you don't think he is?

I don't not think he is,
but like, I'm...

you know, I think...

Unfortunately, that's the answer
you have to give to everyone.

But I'm going
to be quite honest.

I was convinced
about you, you see.

Well, look, you've got
to explore that.

You've got to explore everyone.

Jonathan was my
thought most of today,

but then at the time
of the table,

he seems earnest,
and I get convinced.

It's quite embarrassing.

It's absolutely my
responsibility next time

to ignore his deliciousness
and try and stick to my guns.

Who did you vote for?

I thought, "Let's go for
the least person possible."

So I went for David.

That's not the idea of the game.

The least person possible
to be a Traitor.

Yeah, because I think everything
else has failed for me.

Yeah, but the idea is
to catch a Traitor.

Well, I'm catching him
by naming him, aren't I?

Who did you even put?

- Jonathan.
- Oh, okay.

He's done the double
bluff last night, mate.

- Do you reckon?
- Yeah.

With Jonathan,
he's like Mr. Teflon.

Nothing sticks, does he?

Can I get your opinion on...

He sat next to you.

- Mm-hmm.
- On Mark?

I wouldn't be surprised if
he's a Traitor as well.

Did you see him with all that?

He's so over the top with it.

Oh, no!

And he's pausing all that.

He slammed the table twice.

It's all my...

It's too exaggerated for me.

I mean, come on.

I'm not surprised people
are suspecting Mark.

He's been acting
a little bit OTT.

Okay. Oh, you know, maybe he

might be in the spotlight
on the next Round Table.

Oh, hello.

Oh, come on.

Good night.

Good night, sweet dreams.

If you're a Traitor, please
don't murder me tonight.

Spoken like a Traitor.

- Bye, love.
- Goodbye, my darling.

There's no art to find the
mind's construction in the face.

We're quite smart, Stephen.

I know, but it's
loaded against us.

But we have to do it tomorrow.

I'm going, sorry.

As the clock chimes,
the Faithful must return

to their beds,
and for one, they're about

to hear a different sound,
and it will not be pleasant.

In fact, it will be deadly.

The wailing banshees
are coming, but for who?

What just happened?

Oh, my God.

It's like playing chess,
but it's like playing chess

with a bunch of kind
of, like, five year olds.

- Yeah.
- Your name is still being

floated around as a potential
because people are like,

"Could it be Jonathan
and could it be a double bluff?"

You're both playing much
better games than me

and you were so far
under the radar,

your names only come
up and they say,

"Who haven't we talked about?"

That's it.

You're in the...

We don't possibly suspect you,

but who have we talked about?

- Yeah.
- I've got the shield.

You've got the shield?

I've got the shield.

Amazing! Oh, you've
got the shield!

We pretended, didn't we?

We said, "Let's not
tell the other group.

"Let's keep the other
team guessing."

Because all of us are Faithful.

It's the others
who are the Traitors.

It means, I personally
think we should kill

someone from your team.

If someone on our team dies,
then they'll know that someone

in that seven is a Traitor.

You're correct.

Because only we know
who got the shield.

You are correct.

And I can't kill myself.

So we kill someone
from my group.

- Yeah.
- So we've got Charlotte.

The thing about,
Charlotte is this.

If she gets a bead
on any of the three of us,

just a small bead, right?

She's going to run for it.

She's going to run
with it and go with it.

And I think people might listen.

- Yes.
- Charlotte's not bad.

Who do we have here? Kate.

Kate is a very good scapegoat.

If Kate doesn't come down
for breakfast,

people will just think
she's gone into

a broom cupboard by mistake.

Because she keeps going,
"I have no idea,"

people are starting
to get annoyed at that.

I think it might be quite
easy to throw it back on her

because she was someone who came
under a lot of flak early on.

So we've also got David
on my team,

and we could get rid of David.

Now, pros are he's
smart, he's analytical,

he hasn't really
been focusing that.

I think we're going
to see him coming out

a bit more aggressive, a bit
more perceptive, perhaps.

I think the cons of
murdering David would be,

again, people are
starting to look at him

as a potential as well,
and removing him gets

rid of that potential
and maybe could shift

their eyes onto us.

Every time we kill someone,
it's like we turn them,

and they're like,
"Why, why, why?"

And in that madness,
double down.

- Yes.
- Yeah.

Let's dig deep.

Yeah. Okay, so it's between...

Charlotte, David, Kate.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Have we come to a decision?

I think we have.

- Can I just say one thing?
- What?

Is it me always just
getting a lot easier?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

Their death is just
gonna rock the boat.

Shall we deliver the dirty deed?

Let's.

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of the banshee's wail.

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