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Let's fly with balls,
not like in an art movie.
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For me everything goes, bro!
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Show-offs like him,
even in Heaven.
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Redneck, wait!
- I'm losing it!
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Let's visit Bill Clinton.
We could arrange,
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for HIM to GIVE
a blow job, this time.
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Boring!
Politicians always suck.
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OK. But it would be fun to see
Bush... Junior.
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Come on, Devil!
I've got a better idea.
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Let's go see... - These
Serbian psychos? Cool!
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WE ARE NO ANGELS 2
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Very generous! Sing!
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Darling!
Look who's awake!
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My tiger was very
adventurous last night.
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Breakfast for the champion!
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The oil is burning!
Fuck!
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...to be together,
for better or worse.
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I do!
- And now for something classy!
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Four-eyes, get lost!
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Here's the dough,
Try countin' it!
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Now you, big boy!
Do you, Max Winterfeller...
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Foeller.
- Whatever, fatso!
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Sounds weird anyhow!
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Is the chick perhaps...
- Pregnant? No, man.
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OK. Do you take her
to be your wedded wife...
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Fucking HUMMINGBIRD STYLE!
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Check this out!
An emergency phone call.
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Have to pick this up.
Might be an emergency.
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Just say "I do" so we can
go home.
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Eat me, groom!
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Hey! That is public property!
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Fuckin' peasants!
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I forgot, there is nothing
sacred to a Serb except a BMW.
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And don't forget Versace.
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You didn't score this time!
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They would have split
after six months.
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We better go to
our old client!
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Here you go, baby, enjoy it.
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Oh, sorry.
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Thank God it's a long one!
Not from down there.
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The registrar always
rings twice.
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Shit, my husband!
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He's on a lunch break.
Hide!
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What a wedding today.
Good thing I was armed.
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Put it back, please!
- OK, baby. Don't freak out.
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Yuck, you shaved your legs!?
- Sorry.
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Can't anything nice ever
happen to me in this house?
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Come here, babe!
- That gun is pinching me!
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It's not the gun, sugar!
- Huh?! - You know, babe.
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Fuckin' suicide!
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Still, still...
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Piss off, feather bag!
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You have wings,
you don't give a fuck!
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Excuse me!
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I hate to interrupt
your breakfast...
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Please.
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Give it to me,
darling!
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Keep booping, you maniac.
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See a shrink,
you schmuck!
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Come, please.
COME!
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You could help him a bit.
Shake your ass a little, please.
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Yes! Yes!
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Come on! Just a little
bit more! There it is!
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TURN AROUND, BABE.
Yuck, your ass is so cold.
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Well, I'm going to jump.
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No. I might survive.
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Grandma!
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Grandma, save me!
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Help!
A thief! A thief!
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I'm not a thief, madam,
I'm the lover!!
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Help! The Lover!
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Ouch, the Lover went down.
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Huh, there is a God! - There is
a God, but he's taking a nap.
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Don't worry.
I'm just fine!
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Just a bit of polish,
it's gonna be as good as new.
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You can have this glued...
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Catch him!
- You... BITCH!!!
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So long, schmucks!
The keys! The keys!
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What, you're gonna
fuck me too?
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I have a new, more intense,
more frightening fear.
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I'm afraid that
I'm going to be late.
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I take off
an hour earlier.
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I step on it, I rush
up and down, left and right.
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Children are vomiting,
pregnant women are screaming,
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and I'm making loops through
the clouds and I'm still LATE!
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Thank God, I'm never late.
That will be all for today.
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Very good.
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You see, Doctor, I'm flying
to Rome tomorrow,
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and I'm already
very anxious today.
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Do you think the passengers
will wait for me?
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Quite a reasonable assumption.
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So, my condition is not
so bad? - Have a good day.
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00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:11,876
Bro, the night life got
really intense, huh?
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I'm late! - Come inside
for an emergency.
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When did you get a taste for
men in uniform?
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What a legacy!
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I used to beat my kids
with this.
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Now I beat my grand-kids.
Nothing else works.
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Let's go.
- Doctor!
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Do you have an appointment?
- No! - Then sit down! Wait!
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Son-in-law is goin' mad!
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GLASSES OFF!
BRACES OFF!
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I'm a tragic TEENAGER, trapped
in a grown man's body.
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Damn it, what's the date?
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Who's blowing candles today?
- 15 of them. Serious stuff!
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You didn't forget about it?!
- Fuck off, how could I forget?
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We're not saying you forgot...
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But you've suppressed
that painful fact.
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I'm lucky I have no
daughters, man.
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With dogs like him around!
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Milan, get your ass over here.
- Hold this!
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Coming, God damn!
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A friend of mine was holding
his newborn daughter
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in the delivery room.
He's holding her in his arms
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all teary-eyed
and he looks at her and says:
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Someday, someone
is going to fuck you!
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I mean, much, much later.
- About 15 years later.
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Milan, I am waiting!
- Please, Doctor!
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I'm coming, damn it!
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She's going to slit
her wrists for sure.
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I'm coming!
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Not blood on my
carpet again!
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I forgot? Marina, what kind
of a father would I be...
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Terrible! The worst kind
in the history of fatherhood!
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You'll never change,
especially at your old age.
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Idiot of a father and an
idiot of a man!
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00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,754
You know what? Every man,
who turns 40 and still
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has a pinball machine
in his apartment...
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00:11:18,640 --> 00:11:21,518
...should be castrated
with nail clippers.
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00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:25,152
You're not being fair
to Nikola as a father
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Sophia adores him!
- Completely beyond reason.
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00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:33,636
Seems to run in the family.
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I have a phenomenal gift
for Sophia's birthday.
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00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:42,109
But I need help from one
of the hottest chicks in town.
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00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:44,796
Shoot, sister!
I'm all yours!
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00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,557
Hey, producer!
Repeating yourself, huh?
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00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:53,796
Don't be ambitious!
It's a sequel!
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00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,076
Producers only extort money
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00:11:56,360 --> 00:12:00,353
and exploit stale jokes
from the original.
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Hold this, dickhead!
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Sophia! Your Daddy Nicky's
got a candy for you!
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A sweet candy!
Peek-a-boo!
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00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,510
For Daddy, you're still...
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Green!
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You've been cheating!
- You mean like
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what you did to Mom?
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00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,590
Spare me your Mom's crap,
please!
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00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,957
I'm a free man, you know?
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Except that you have me.
- Except that I have you.
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Happy birthday, kiddo!
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Boss!
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Dad, who are those geeks?
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00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,634
Don't say that.
Those are Daddy's clients.
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00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,035
Boss, I've got a group
of politicians
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who say playing without masks
will make it more interesting.
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Give them live ammo.
It's on the house.
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Let's go, gentlemen!
The boss wishes you
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a fight to the finish!
Go and change.
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There is one more thing.
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No way! Forget about it.
- Daddy!
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Don't you Daddy me...
all the time!
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There is still work to be
done on it... - Cool!
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Some stripes should
be changed.
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The front seats still
can't be brought down.
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With the new shock
absorbers...
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it could run
on Baghdad roads.
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I'd hate to ride it until
it's in... perfect condition.
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,790
It seems to me that you love it
more than you love me.
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00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,196
Don't talk crap, sweety...
NO!
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Let me see your hands.
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00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:21,559
All right, but, just one ride.
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Kids, do you like
driving fast?
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Watch out, moron! Don't you
see my baby is driving?
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Now slow and easy, put it...
- Come on, you geek!
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Be polite, respect
other drivers.
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I'll get you! - What are you
doing? Are you crazy?
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You think it's easy
being a father?
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What were you thinking
when you conceived me?
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What's this?
Boxing gloves?
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What did your mother buy you?
Barbie socks?
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I don't know.
She's acting all mysterious.
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Your mother mysterious?
It bodes no good.
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You must be joking?
- Of course I'm joking!
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Daddy bought this for a lady...
Actually, for a costume party!
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I'm going as a robber.
No, THIS is for you.
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00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,551
Daddy, do you think
I'm pretty?
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00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,548
Honey, to me you're
the most... - Not like that.
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The guys from school
they're not into me...
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Daddy, you're a genius!
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What can I say?
Either you have it or you don't!
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See ya next weekend.
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Just so you know, I don't have
anything to do with this.
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It's your mother who...
And mine too.
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Geek!
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Happy birthday, honey.
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00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:45,635
Who are these people?
- Part of the present, hon.
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Give me that awful gun!
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00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,394
It's not going to hurt,
honey. Relax.
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00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,072
Do you like Kylie?
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00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,072
Huh?
Sure, my favorite...
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Promise you won't rip it off?
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00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,916
Cross my heart, hon.
- I mean, not right away.
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00:17:15,880 --> 00:17:18,599
This is the most beautiful
present a girl could get...
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for her 15th birthday!!!
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Daddy!
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UNCLE Nikola to you!!
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00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,030
I'm kidding, you idiot!
Check my ID. In my bag.
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Yup, in your school bag!
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00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,596
Many years ago your mother
did the same thing
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to get a hold on your father.
But the result was average.
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Not like this - shocking!
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Girl, you're a natural!
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The Kid just discovered
jerking off!
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This is pure trash.
Disgusting!
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00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:03,193
Then why do you play
"pocket-pool"? Drop that!
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Mine. Home Sweet Home.
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And now some
morning exercise.
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Hi, Marina.
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Of course I didn't forget.
I'm on my way now.
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Honk the horn? You
don't believe I'm in the car?
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Listen, Marina,
your lack of trust
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is exactly what ruined
our relationship.
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Snip... snip... there
Goes his dick!
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Nicky!
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You scumbag!
Don't ruin my child!
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Uncle Nikola...
Sorry, Nikola.
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00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,037
You told me not to call
you "Uncle".
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Do I look like an "Uncle" to
you? - I wanted to ask you...
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Ask. - Could I take Sophia
to the movies sometimes?
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Why do you have to ask? You've
been playing all your life.
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Need some cash, kiddo?
- Tell her that YOU don't mind.
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No problem, kiddo.
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Wow, you fixed
your goggles?
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Get some ass, too much
studying ruins your eyes.
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00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,315
Anybody home?
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00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,995
Hey, people!
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00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:11,998
Will someone answer that?
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00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,476
Yeah?
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00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,276
OK, Dragan, I'll tell her.
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00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,871
Marina! Sophia!
Girls, where are you?
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00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,110
Yeah? What?
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00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:33,792
Ivan? You're not Dragan?
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00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:37,389
OK, Ivan. I'll give her...
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...the message.
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Am I in the... wrong house?
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00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,709
Hi, Dad!
Mom, it's for me!
247
00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:04,318
That was a present from Mom.
Do you like it?
248
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,309
Bye! This is Veljko. We're
going skating. - Bye, hon!
249
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:12,792
What do you think, proud
of your girl? - Who was that?
250
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,318
You mean that cute boy?
- No! That THING in a skirt!
251
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,438
You don't expect your daughter
to go to soccer matches
252
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,438
with you all her life? - And
shoot that horrible gun!
253
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:24,589
You, zip it!
254
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,910
Face the fact your daughter
is a young woman.
255
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,913
She was just a GIRL until
yesterday.
256
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,469
No, Goran, she's not in.
- Give it to me! Hello?
257
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,472
Listen to me,
you filthy pedophile!
258
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:44,830
Tell me where you live and
I'll come and take you out.
259
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,072
Where?! SKATING,
you little fuck!
260
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,269
Who'll look after this child now,
after you two pimps,
261
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:53,795
have dressed her so that half
the city wants to undress her?
262
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,230
You could be that...
brave knight. - Shut up!
263
00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:57,959
We're going away for
a weekend. - A long weekend.
264
00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,674
Actually for a week, to Rome.
So I was wondering if you...
265
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,673
If you...? - Lf I, what?
- Nothing.
266
00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,473
Forget it,
I'll call my mother.
267
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:08,950
She doesn't even know
that Elvis died.
268
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:13,472
Who will protect our child
from the onslaught of these...?
269
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,712
You weren't there when your
child had measles,
270
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:23,476
mumps, staphylococcus...
271
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,955
Streptococcus...
- No, no!
272
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,631
Chicken pox...
- A few ear infections.
273
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,912
Now you get to stay
home for a change, lover boy.
274
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,788
Be good.
275
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,999
And no sluts here! - You've
got a minor to take care of.
276
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,508
I almost forgot.
277
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:50,350
This is the number
of our hotel in Rome.
278
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,068
This is what the children
like to eat and...
279
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:55,920
...Sophia and Marco's
dentist appointment!
280
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:08,151
Who's calling? Listen, prick...
281
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,319
Yo, director! Are we supposed
to die of boredom here
282
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,717
while they're saying goodbye
for fucking ever.
283
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:19,072
I'll fix this.
Time for the Devil's editing!
284
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:28,150
What are you doing,
you maniac?
285
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,389
This is suicide, man!
- What?
286
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,833
The audience?
These shitheads!?
287
00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,758
What's up, geeks!?
288
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:06,957
Uncle Nikola...
289
00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,708
Hmmm... Got lot to do...
hmm... all my good nature...
290
00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:31,874
There you are!
Let's see.
291
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:38,033
Dear Diary... blah, blah.
No boys, just children's crap.
292
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,275
I'm insane!
293
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,916
That's it! Got you now!
294
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,555
Yeah? Who's asking?
295
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:52,873
Wrong number, bro.
296
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,429
You fuckin' PERVERT!
297
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,759
Did someone call me?
298
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,392
How nice that we'll spend
the whole week together.
299
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,837
No kiss for Daddy? - Are you
sure no one called?
300
00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,555
NO... not even telemarketers!
301
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,390
Did you have a fight
with a girlfriend?
302
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:24,074
Yeah! She broke my game-boy!
303
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:27,871
You shouldn't be ashamed
of your feelings.
304
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,430
It is the natural need of a
father to protect his daughter
305
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,115
from the destructive
MALE influence!
306
00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,874
Tell me what you see
when you think about it?
307
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,039
I don't know.
House arrest?
308
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,632
Huh... Why not chains,
shackles... - Whipping.
309
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:49,356
Sorry. - No, it's a bit...
- Too much?
310
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,511
Apart from being illegal,
It's completely inefficient.
311
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,876
Remember, there is no
such thing as total control.
312
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,516
You can establish control
in the house, but what about...
313
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,791
The horrible
school washroom?!
314
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,315
Next!
315
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:11,468
You'll be suspended.
All of you! MANIACS!
316
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,950
I know, I'll sign her
out of the school.
317
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,272
Okay. - Yes.
Daddy will take care of her.
318
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:42,950
Russian shit!
Fell of the truck!
319
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,238
This will help you GET OFF!
320
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,878
Comrade zombies!
Stop, please!
321
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,514
Please... Leave her alone!
Screw me instead!
322
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,677
Please!
323
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,999
It's nothing to you and
it means a lot to me!
324
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,672
I might be fat but I
can really shake my ass.
325
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:44,794
I'll hire an old, extremely
old teacher for her.
326
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:52,115
I'll be a good girl and
obey my Daddy...
327
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,994
I'll be a good girl and
obey my Daddy...
328
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:59,631
And so on. You are doing
great in every subject.
329
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,393
Except one.
330
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,757
I taught you to knock, sons!
331
00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:16,318
Are you saying that nothing
can be done? - Hardly.
332
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:21,271
Thanks.
- Sorry, I'm allergic to tears.
333
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,869
The first step is to understand
and respect the only advantage
334
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:30,199
of your enemies: Constant
secretion of male hormones.
335
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,471
That makes them
ready for anything.
336
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,232
Remember
what you were like!
337
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,394
HOME OF SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC,
LATE 80's
338
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:43,389
Maria, my child,
why aren't you studying?
339
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,195
No! You played with
the baton again.
340
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,835
You must check your
vaginal secretion.
341
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,753
This has totally corroded.
Where do the batteries go?
342
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:59,237
Daddy, NO, please!
- You fuckin' whore!!!
343
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,351
Where is he?
I'll kill him for sure!
344
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,231
That is your biggest asset.
345
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,228
You've been in and out
all the time. - Especially in.
346
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,553
That's it, you know the problem.
But the most important thing...
347
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,315
What? - Do not, under any
circumstance show
348
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,950
any sign of animosity
towards the ENEMY!
349
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,795
I know it's the hardest part,
but... SELF CONTROL, my friend.
350
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,277
Let's imagine the situation.
I'll play the little villain
351
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,915
with just one thing
on my mind:
352
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,958
To steal your precious
daughter's virginity.
353
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,515
Stop! Self control!
354
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,953
If you show animosity...
- Take your glasses off!
355
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,515
...your daughter will be even
more interested in the subject.
356
00:29:56,760 --> 00:29:58,716
Then you're on the road
of no return.
357
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:06,068
Let's practice.
358
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,188
Wrong! Cut it out!
Let's try again.
359
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:23,877
Daisies. Sophia's favorite.
Come in, young man.
360
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,078
She'll be right down.
361
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:44,872
Bravo! Congratulations.
362
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,313
Daddy! Phooey!
363
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,755
Sweet boy.
Let's not waste him...
364
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,958
Bad dog! Very bad dog!
365
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,755
Kind of okay... for a start.
366
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,315
You showed a reasonable
level of tolerance. - Thanks.
367
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:10,990
Spit it out.
368
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:13,871
Thank you.
369
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,475
Look! I'm shaking.
- Bear this in mind:
370
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:19,115
If you do that, she'll
bandage his wound herself.
371
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,999
And then, out of guilt,
she'll be ready to...
372
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:24,629
All right!
373
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:32,191
Bravo! You see, you're
making big progress.
374
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,635
I'm going to make it.
375
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,638
Self control is the key
to success. - Yes.
376
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,757
I'm going to make it.
377
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:42,158
I won't! I won't!
- Self control! Self control!
378
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:54,877
Yes?
379
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,749
Hi!
380
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,239
Really? When did you call?
381
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:05,556
That's strange. Nobody told me.
Go out with you?
382
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,075
Well... I don't know.
What time!?
383
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:15,752
Out of the question! We
said we were going go-carting.
384
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,152
One should keep one's word.
Besides, who's that boy?
385
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,829
Are you sure that he's
reliable, a good student?
386
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:23,348
It must be checked!
387
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,558
He should bring some proof.
His school report,
388
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:31,197
his URINE culture or a smear
from... OK, not the smear.
389
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,949
You're insane!
390
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,317
No! Not the laser!
391
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,193
Listen to me, you maniac!
Hi, Marina.
392
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,192
Some idiot's making prank
calls. The child cannot study.
393
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,640
What's that music
in the background?
394
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,951
I know it's Italian...
395
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,956
OK, never mind.
Enjoy, we'll talk later.
396
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:33,912
The first time I saw you
397
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:42,077
An angel so little
and so sweet
398
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:50,668
In an instant my love was true
399
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:57,070
For ever I will love you
400
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,715
The prejudice is false indeed
401
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:06,669
That a mother is all you need
402
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:10,276
'Cause whatever she could give
403
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,916
A father can better achieve
404
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,630
Share joys only with Dad
405
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,475
Share secrets only with Dad
406
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:26,515
Do a PERM only with dad
407
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:32,479
Even if he has a
special girlfriend
408
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,196
Only you bring Daddy luck
409
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:41,394
And that girlfriend he just
fu... fully respects
410
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:47,353
You live in your dreams, baby
411
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:52,833
And my voice you don't heed
412
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:57,597
You don't yet know
what love may be... I hope
413
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,879
And you don't know that
Daddy is all you need...
414
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,153
Why are we in a fucking
home video?!
415
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,670
I'm going through
existential pain here, man!
416
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,919
Come closer
this song you must hear
417
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,556
Your Daddy would give
his life gladly
418
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,196
For all the boys in
your life to disappear...
419
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,755
Sophia?
420
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,395
Sophia, honey?
- Go away!
421
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,800
Daddy is not
that big of a jerk
422
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,958
not to let you go
out with... boys.
423
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,918
Really?
- Really.
424
00:35:46,720 --> 00:35:48,039
Cross your heart?
425
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,958
Cross my heart.
426
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:56,479
Of course, you'll have time
for that... Plenty of time.
427
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,077
For example, this kid Marko.
Do you remember when he
428
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,510
brought those Barbie dolls
to dress them together,
429
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,593
and you buried them in
the garden? - Cremated!
430
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,270
Yes, in a microwave oven.
I forgot. Such a creative child!
431
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,433
This kid, Marco
is a fine young man.
432
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:17,275
The other day he asked
my permission to take you out.
433
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:22,275
He's so well-bred. - But Dad,
Marco is like family to me.
434
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,071
I don't feel any passion
for him. - You're just fifteen!
435
00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,678
Passion comes later,
MUCH LATER!
436
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,548
Now is the time to be
passionate about,
437
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,557
let's say, a good book.
438
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,678
At your age I couldn't
take my hands of...
439
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,596
I have to go.
They're waiting for me.
440
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,398
How do I look?
441
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,032
Daddy, lipstick.
442
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,197
Marco, uncle Nikola
has something to ask you.
443
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,629
I'm not asking you to be
an ordinary rat
444
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,552
and to do it out of love.
445
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,909
I'll make you an offer
you cannot refuse.
446
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:26,910
Uncle Nikola, just give me
some advice, man to man.
447
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,588
No need to bribe me.
Just show me
448
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,519
how to become... COOL
449
00:37:32,720 --> 00:37:34,551
Sonny, I haven't got
seven lives,
450
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,955
we better stick to business.
451
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,158
You see how easy it is?
452
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:47,437
Us Serbs, we are programmed
to love only two things.
453
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,836
To inform on people
and to be paid for it!
454
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,591
I want a detailed
written report
455
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,070
about potential
aggressors on my child.
456
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,277
You get the second payment
and scotch tape
457
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,311
when your work is done.
Understood?
458
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:31,473
I've been waiting for
my daughter the whole day
459
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:37,038
To come back to Daddy,
"I love you"to say.
460
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,519
Your waiting is in vain,
she's found her way.
461
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,476
I'll wait for her, yes I will,
even if it's in vain.
462
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:54,393
Darling, stop
Darling, stop, relax
463
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,917
I'm going to fucking
kill these assholes!
464
00:38:57,160 --> 00:39:01,995
I'm yours! If you don't
want me, my friend does.
465
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:11,070
I'd love you too, dear,
but my mother won't let me...
466
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,118
What fucking mother?
467
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,632
What idiotic lyrics!
And... a Musical?!
468
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,430
We all know what
kind of people like musicals!
469
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,716
Look at those two guys.
First some hand-holding
470
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,632
in a cinema and
then hanky-panky!
471
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,911
Aghh... what would your
poor mothers say!
472
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:27,678
I want a normal movie,
473
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,190
like "Hong-Kong Smash-Up",
that kind of shit!
474
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,272
Wow! Come to Daddy!
475
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,073
I have to go.
476
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,397
Hi, Daddy.
- Good day.
477
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,999
I have also come to ask
my daughter out.
478
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,475
You promised to go
go-carting with me
479
00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:58,233
a long time ago.
480
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,595
Let me see.
481
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:04,277
We could go on Thursday.
- No, I have a date
482
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:06,238
with that cute football player.
483
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,990
Maybe Sunday.
I can ditch that poet.
484
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,351
Daddy, on Sunday
I'm all yours.
485
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,074
Nikola - dash - Daddy.
486
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,633
I feel a drain...
of karmic energy in you.
487
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,995
Your aura is somehow pale.
- It's not the aura.
488
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,118
My washing machine
doesn't rinse properly.
489
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:45,113
And... I'm using a lot
of fabric SOFTENER...
490
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:48,875
to avoid chaffing.
- Maybe my mother
491
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,197
is breaking your concentration.
Or it's business problems.
492
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,039
More like family problems.
- Don't worry, hon,
493
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,919
You can't get it up.
But age brings wisdom.
494
00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,394
Or so they say.
495
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,030
Isn't it so, mom?
- Wise guy.
496
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,036
Uncle Nikola?
- Let's hear it!
497
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,195
I've been on duty here
the whole time.
498
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,433
She's not back yet.
499
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,639
What an engine! 3700 ccm...
- Cut the crap!
500
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,557
What a coincidence!
Father and daughter
501
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:23,597
returning home
at the same time.
502
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:26,559
Which is not what we
agreed on. You're late.
503
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:33,909
I know, but I had
a great time, Daddy.
504
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,159
Really? - I'll brush my teeth,
grab my teddy and hit the beddy.
505
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:42,069
This is that guy Andrei.
He's some kind of an artist.
506
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,836
An artist? Excellent!
Artists are usually harmless.
507
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:49,038
What kind of artist?
- A musician I think.
508
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:52,232
What kind of music?
Classic, jazz, ambient?
509
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,991
I don't know. - Why am I
paying you for? Investigate!
510
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,994
I want a detailed report.
- There are many rumors.
511
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:06,957
What rumors? - That he
never wore short pants.
512
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,518
I don't understand.
What short pants?
513
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,232
Why are you brushing
your teeth?!
514
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,673
Listen, never mind that
you were an hour late...
515
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:30,274
The question is how
you spent that hour?
516
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,113
You want to know
if I slept with Andrei?
517
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,550
Why don't you read
about it in my diary?
518
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,190
If you don't feel like reading
I'll tell you. I didn't.
519
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,557
I mean, not yet.
520
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:48,752
Sweety...
- Nikola, I'm fifteen
521
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:52,834
but not five or seven.
Do you remember this?
522
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,112
I remember.
- You don't remember, Nikola.
523
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,988
Because mom always
marked my height.
524
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:16,035
The first time I saw you...
525
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,156
Enough with
that fucking musical!
526
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,118
Or I'll change the genre...
527
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,674
...into PORN!
528
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,433
This is sick!
529
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:34,554
Why? Low budget, but cute.
This is not a studio movie.
530
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,194
Enough with the fucking sex,
man!
531
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,315
Hey, not me!
- What do you think,
532
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:43,596
how many times a day does
an average teenager...
533
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,639
...think of sex?
- I don't know. 20-30 times.
534
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,190
758 times!
- Huh.
535
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:52,233
And - A rocker!?
536
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,558
Let's drop psychology
for a moment,
537
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,832
and use common language:
YOU'RE FUCKED!
538
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,310
You'll have to resort
to drastic measures.
539
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,677
No, I can't do that.
- Breathe, breathe...
540
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,031
Concentrate hard on
what's troubling you.
541
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,590
You dropped it.
542
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:23,516
A young plant will be
pulled out from the roots.
543
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,998
Be wary of a stranger,
who crosses your threshold.
544
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,030
It's not as bad as it seems.
On the contrary.
545
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,713
I feel you're ready for
another try. Don't move.
546
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,353
...of a stranger, who
crosses your threshold...
547
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,312
...a young spearman!
You prick!
548
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,871
Give it to me.
Why are you like that?
549
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:55,713
Well, take it.
550
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,392
Didn't I give her everything?
Winter and summer holidays,
551
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,910
ice cream on a sore throat,
wild boar hunting,
552
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:07,472
duck hunting... - Now we shall
freshen up your aura.
553
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:17,273
Deana, something important
came up and I have to leave,
554
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,988
but I'll be back and the aura...
555
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,828
Oh, Go Fuck Yourself!!!
556
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:24,716
Mom!
557
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,673
Wonderful children!
558
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,597
A sec ago they were playing
"Hide and a seek around the dick".
559
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:49,677
Self control, remember?
560
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,876
Today's girls do nothing
but... - Study! - Fuck off!
561
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,957
I see, a party.
562
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,996
This stereo sucks.
- Hi, Dad.
563
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,557
We found Mom and your
old records.
564
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,949
I hope you don't mind.
- Of course not.
565
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:30,793
Is there a beer for me?
566
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,195
Don't freak out,
party on!
567
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,314
The things I used to do
to my folks.
568
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:47,833
I drove them nuts.
569
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:49,950
Gimme that.
570
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,431
Your kids will do the same
to you some day.
571
00:46:58,200 --> 00:46:59,997
Your Dad is really cool.
572
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,914
Moroccan, excellent.
573
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,759
Afghani.
574
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,155
No. No, thank you.
575
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:28,470
See, kids, Uncle Nicky used to
raise hell to this music.
576
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:55,513
Absolutely you're my number.
Absolutely I'm your number.
577
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:01,717
Absolutely a perfect
couple we are!
578
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,314
Thank you, thank you.
579
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:31,910
Nikola, you rule.
- We had a great time.
580
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,432
I'm so glad we met.
581
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:38,711
Would you like me to stay
and help clean up?
582
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,558
Very nice of you,
perhaps... another time.
583
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:45,073
Bye. - You rock.
584
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:50,633
Man, my ex-girlfriends
parents hated my guts.
585
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:55,277
How come you're so
different from all the rest?
586
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:02,276
Andrei, I think it's because
587
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,313
you remind me so much of
myself when I was your age.
588
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:11,238
Listen, son, you need to
know one thing about Sophia.
589
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:15,879
No shit? - My daughter
is a very romantic person.
590
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:19,277
You're really great, Dad.
- She deserves the best.
591
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:24,430
Bring my daughter
and my car back by 11.
592
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:28,593
Yes, Sir!
- Actually, make it 11:30.
593
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,236
And now... screwing time!
594
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,713
We'll see. - Why the fuck
are you hitting me?
595
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,355
Bravo, kiddo. Let's move!
596
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,318
I thought they'd go
downtown for a drink
597
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:55,757
and they're off to
the middle of nowhere.
598
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,795
You really don't have a clue.
He's taking her to...
599
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:06,033
Shut up and drive! - But
you're driving, uncle Nikola.
600
00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,918
Who's driving?
- You are!
601
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:17,194
I know where they're headed.
We'll take a shortcut.
602
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:21,188
I also used to f... f...
fool around there.
603
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,113
Fatso, screw your
own date!
604
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,472
What are you looking at?
Back to work.
605
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,318
They're just crossing
the railroad.
606
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,237
The target is 20 ft away
- We'll hide in the bushes.
607
00:50:58,560 --> 00:50:59,959
You stay a bit further
away from me.
608
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,959
Where are they?
What's up, Joe!
609
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,071
Hi, buddy.
- Strange. They stopped.
610
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,639
Maybe the car can't make
it up the hill.
611
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,917
She could go up
a greasy pole.
612
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,193
Not you, baby.
613
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,232
Hump, hump kids.
614
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:24,838
Where is that fool going?
615
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:31,956
Boy came out of the house
and out into the street
616
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,394
He is running very fast
to the locomotive's beat.
617
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,030
Sorry, I'm my parents'
only child.
618
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:03,597
Hurry up, maybe you
can still manage to COME!
619
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:16,275
Daddy!
620
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:17,875
Baby!
621
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,670
Grandma's engagement ring!
622
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:49,438
This is so romantic. Love is
born again from tragedy.
623
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,318
Although... something's missing.
Let's go again.
624
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,150
Night fell and then...
625
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,310
...it started to rain.
626
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,918
Am I the greatest film
director or what?
627
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,471
You pisspot! A man
can't even take a leak!
628
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:25,716
One tear follows another.
629
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:31,271
What fucking GENRE is this?!?
630
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,193
So what?! A bit of this,
a bit of that. Artsy shit!
631
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,830
Fuck Hollywood!
Fuck conventions!
632
00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:40,270
Angel, let's do her
while she's still warm!
633
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:54,910
Don't hit me, you faggot!
It was a joke!
634
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:57,790
Sophia!
635
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:05,036
Daddy!
636
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,038
What about me?!
637
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,675
Let me have him at least.
638
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:16,552
Mommy!
- Beat it, pussy!
639
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:18,109
You stingy fuck!
640
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,192
What can I say?
641
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,836
Nikola, I'm so sorry.
642
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,469
No, no! Self control!
643
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,074
It's all right, son.
644
00:54:56,360 --> 00:55:01,639
Screw psychotherapy! Give
him some physical therapy.
645
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,235
You cocksucker!
This is for the handles,
646
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,317
this is for the front left wheel.
647
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:11,636
You know how many parts
this car has? - No!
648
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,594
Please, just let Daddy
release his tension!
649
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,190
Please, just for an hour!
- No, you animal!
650
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,440
Just a minute. Daddy has to
release his stress.
651
00:55:22,240 --> 00:55:24,959
Stress is a man's greatest
enemy. It's the cause
652
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,589
of all disease. Release
your stress whenever you can.
653
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,155
Damn it, he wears
contact lenses.
654
00:55:33,720 --> 00:55:34,994
I'm so sorry.
655
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:38,439
It's all right, son.
656
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,950
What's important is that you two
are safe and sound.
657
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:53,515
What can I say? Your
Dad is really cool. - I know.
658
00:55:55,960 --> 00:55:57,029
But you're not!
659
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,319
Daddy's girl.
660
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,831
From what I can determine...
It's a wreck.
661
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:13,711
Remember what I taught you,
always clench your fist.
662
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:15,837
I'm not focused when
it's a street fight.
663
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:17,991
This is not a street,
it's a railroad.
664
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,310
Let me show you.
Marco, come here.
665
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:28,268
Sorry, Daddy.
666
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,111
Aw, forget it.
667
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,113
Sophia!
668
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,953
So long, dumb ass.
669
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:11,039
Listen up!
Zoran, Milan, Dragan...
670
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:15,276
...I'll stick it...
Hi, Marina.
671
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,951
Everything is just fine.
Relax.
672
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,200
I know it's hard for
you to relax.
673
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:33,912
Listen, I've been a terrible
husband, but I know one thing.
674
00:57:36,400 --> 00:57:39,437
I'm one of the best
dads in the world.
675
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:42,873
If not the best.
676
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:50,480
And if there's ever a
Fathers' Olympics,
677
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,149
I going to register.
And win.
678
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,835
That's it, Daddy.
679
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,479
You spent all your bullets
as usual.
680
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,950
Honey, don't be a prick!
- "Do you feel lucky, punk"!
681
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:05,312
You wouldn't shoot your
own father... in the back?
682
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:12,829
Move to the left a bit.
- No, Daddy, no!
683
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,433
You're dead, dummy.
684
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,797
Just so you know,
I let you win this time.
685
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:28,317
Because I owe you a lot.
- Forget about it, baby.
686
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,356
Why didn't you bring that
sweet young man
687
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:33,749
to play with us?
688
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,953
I didn't tell you, because
I know you like him, but...
689
00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,228
I broke up with him.
690
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:45,995
You broke up?
691
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,632
With such a nice
young man?
692
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:57,716
It's nice of you to worry, but
Andrei wasn't good for me.
693
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,229
But you gave him hope!
You can't use your beauty
694
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,234
to manipulate boys. - I know.
But it's all so new for me.
695
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:06,755
Boys never noticed me before.
696
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,833
And now look - the most
popular girl in school.
697
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,476
Let me enjoy it for a while.
698
00:59:13,520 --> 00:59:18,310
Andrei was too pushy,
if you know what I mean.
699
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:20,278
You're completely right then.
700
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:22,393
What are you doing here?
701
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,109
We said we wouldn't see
each other for a while.
702
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,557
For about seventy years.
- I didn't come to see you.
703
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:36,758
Nikola, you are the only man
who understands me.
704
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,233
If you don't mind,
705
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,911
maybe the two of us could
go out sometime.
706
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:51,152
You're LIKE A FATHER to me!
707
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:59,317
Aw, this is not what I call
a father-son hug!
708
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,709
Let me.
709
01:00:05,520 --> 01:00:10,230
Oh, I have a hotel there.
You owe me...
710
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,149
Really?
Are you sure?
711
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:17,790
I don't know.
Maybe I mis-counted.
712
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,436
Don't ask me,
I'm in Jail.
713
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:23,678
Sorry. You got a
"Chance". Draw.
714
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,239
"You won second place
in a beauty contest."
715
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:29,795
Just second!?
716
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,591
Give up! Get the door.
I have to change.
717
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,711
Who is it?
- I have no idea.
718
01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:40,430
Good evening.
Let me introduce myself.
719
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:42,910
I'm Bozidar. You must be
Nikola, Sophia's dad.
720
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,031
I've heard so much about you.
721
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,672
The skirt is a bit short.
Don't you think?
722
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:06,718
You think so?
- Don't be so old fashioned!
723
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:09,153
Sorry... Hands up!
724
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,392
Marco doesn't think my skirt
is too short. - No, no.
725
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,153
Spread the legs!
726
01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:19,356
Got some drugs,
some pills, some weed?
727
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,956
Hey, little condoms! Ow!
728
01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:24,708
You better hide this shit
or she'll know you're a moron.
729
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:26,350
Hands down!
730
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,629
Sophia can stay 'til 11.
- He's lying! - For popcorn.
731
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:33,993
'Til 11:30! - Don't worry,
she'll be home by 11.
732
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:41,231
Cool! Now we split
my daughter's winnings...
733
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,069
You can have this beauty
contest. Let's go on.
734
01:01:44,280 --> 01:01:46,475
I have to go home,
uncle Nikola. Night.
735
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,191
Why? You're a handsome kid.
736
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,833
Jump, jump, jump!
A Chance! Let's see.
737
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:14,593
You can't fool me. - Why,
he's a nice boy. Real gent.
738
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,511
Oh, I've got a virgin,
15 years old. How nice.
739
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:19,995
Give me that!
740
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:22,878
Go to jail!
741
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,997
The worst is behind us.
Now she has a new boyfriend.
742
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:35,154
Kisses hands and stuff.
A bit fruity.
743
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:36,879
But never mind,
he's a NICE boy.
744
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:40,679
To my office! Quickly!
745
01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,871
You've stepped into
a classic "Parent trap"!
746
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:46,231
"A NICE BOY"!? There's
nothing worse than that.
747
01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:50,077
In no time you'll notice
nausea, dizziness,
748
01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,231
an uncontrollable urge for
pickled vegetables,
749
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,756
and - caboom!
Three months pregnant!
750
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,316
What do I do? - You're
in deep shit, my friend.
751
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,915
No! I have an idea!
Move over.
752
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:08,433
Relax.
- Like this?
753
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:12,998
I have a plan.
- Doctor!
754
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:18,436
I don't have an appointment,
but I'm going through hell!
755
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:21,478
I've already tried to
commit suicide twice,
756
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,678
I feel the third time
will be... - Fuck off!
757
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:28,111
This is not an emergency room!
- Stupid cow! I am a sick man!
758
01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:30,910
GET OUT!
...Fatal!
759
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:37,070
Don't worry, Mrs.
- Miss...
760
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:41,757
Let's go for a little walk
to enjoy the view.
761
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:44,389
From the city bridge maybe!
762
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,632
You're not only my best friend
but my best patient too...
763
01:03:50,840 --> 01:03:52,956
I simply wish
never to cure you.
764
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,309
Listen to the plan.
765
01:03:57,640 --> 01:04:00,473
It's called: "Exposing
the Wolf in Sheep's Clothing!"
766
01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:17,069
Yes! Yes! Now I've got you.
You're through.
767
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,478
Fuck! Shit! Ouch!
768
01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,998
There is nothing I can do!
Analogue technology.
769
01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:28,312
I'll kill the kid!
770
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,156
You really want to break
Sophia's heart like this?
771
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,639
You don't have much
experience with women? - Well...
772
01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:41,753
Saw your mother naked.
That's all? Well...
773
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,353
Give me back that
cash advance.
774
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:46,199
Please, uncle Nikola,
I need a new hard drive.
775
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:49,318
Fuck the hard drive!
I am saving your life, kiddo.
776
01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:52,154
It's a bit big for me.
- No kidding. Take it off.
777
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,674
Thank you, doll.
778
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,034
Let's see.
Give me those goggles.
779
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:04,028
You've made Nikola
help the kid to do - what?
780
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:09,196
I don't understand this scene,
but it's kinda..."homo".
781
01:05:14,400 --> 01:05:16,470
Cool. You'll be a man...
One day!
782
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:23,428
There you are.
- Thank you.
783
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,798
Look, this must be mom.
784
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:37,956
The things I do for my patients.
785
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:43,072
She's crying, man.
- But on scientific grounds.
786
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:45,913
Fuck your science!
787
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:58,674
Who could do such
an awful thing?
788
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:03,155
It must be some jealous bitch!
- Sure, kid.
789
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:07,431
Dad, why didn't you tell me
that men are so evil?
790
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,837
Not all of them, kid.
Not all of them.
791
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,434
Let's clear the working area.
792
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:22,279
Now uncle Nicky will work
on his neglected sex life.
793
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,994
Let's see... Under "A".
794
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:31,518
What do we have here?
Anna, Angela, Anita,
795
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,189
auto mechanic...
796
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,998
We will skip him.
Let's see under "B".
797
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,629
Biba, Bobana, Bojana,
798
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,430
Biljana?
799
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,997
Howdy... Biljana.
800
01:06:53,640 --> 01:06:57,349
I thought this thing between
us was honest and real.
801
01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,477
There are many people who
hate our relationship,
802
01:06:59,720 --> 01:07:02,280
because it's so pure.
- You little prick!
803
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,195
My ex must have made
a photo montage. - Really?
804
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:09,910
At my farewell party tomorrow
before I go to college in London
805
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:12,800
I want to prove my love to you.
806
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:15,880
It's highly sensitive.
- I'm sensitive too!
807
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,435
Instead of fooling around
with science,
808
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,672
I better do it
the traditional way!
809
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:24,119
Say something.
810
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:33,918
If - It - Doesn't - work,
You're - Fucked kiddo.
811
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:35,872
It's working, huh?
- Perfect.
812
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:42,360
See, I'm not
brushing my teeth.
813
01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:45,514
See, I have
something for you.
814
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,757
You won't ask me where
I'm going? - No.
815
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,751
I trust you completely.
816
01:07:58,360 --> 01:07:59,793
Blaywatch Club, please.
817
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,437
Can I go with you,
uncle Nikola?
818
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,629
Some things a man
must do on his own.
819
01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:26,956
I want an explanation first.
820
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,833
Let's go to VIP. I'll explain
it to you there, in private.
821
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,393
You mother fucker!
822
01:08:33,320 --> 01:08:34,150
Come in, babe.
823
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:38,079
Invitation? - My daughter's
in danger. I must go in.
824
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:40,919
There's no danger here.
- Excuse me, grandpa.
825
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:43,156
This is a classy place.
826
01:09:08,200 --> 01:09:10,839
Let's drink some champagne first
- Champagne?!
827
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,313
You're late, Nikola!
828
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:28,630
Relax.
829
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:33,879
Don't you feel comfortable
here? - Well, I do.
830
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,433
A toast.
Actually, just a moment.
831
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:41,235
This way no one
will bother us.
832
01:09:47,360 --> 01:09:48,634
We'll be alone at last.
833
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:05,789
Sorry.
I dropped my cell phone.
834
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:08,355
Take care of your things.
- Excuse me, little girl.
835
01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:17,915
Daddy beats her with this
also. We get along so nice.
836
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,475
15 years old, what a lollypop!
837
01:10:20,720 --> 01:10:22,995
Don't worry, she
already had measles.
838
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:31,592
You fucking pedophile.
- First we'll drink
839
01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:35,037
and then our bodies
will join in wild lust.
840
01:10:37,560 --> 01:10:41,109
My best friend
and my best patient.
841
01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:44,313
Go for refreshment!
842
01:10:45,240 --> 01:10:50,030
Wild, what? - Relax,
it's just an expression.
843
01:10:51,120 --> 01:10:56,114
Although... We're not here
to play Monopoly.
844
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:58,232
Look what I've got.
845
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:11,229
Scram, before the
pussy starts to talk!
846
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:16,031
Look at him! He thought
I was speaking metaphorically!
847
01:11:31,240 --> 01:11:32,878
Go ahead, freshen up.
848
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,991
I really thought this evening
would be special. - Sure thing!
849
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,716
Tonight is THE night, baby!
850
01:11:43,320 --> 01:11:44,309
Come here.
851
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,269
Give me the key!
852
01:11:52,400 --> 01:11:53,719
Don't you have parents?!
853
01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:09,150
Go home!
854
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:12,436
Smoking, huh?
How old are you?
855
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:14,994
Go home, at once!
856
01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,677
You don't have
to go home. Stay.
857
01:12:26,960 --> 01:12:29,952
And I say to him,
"You know me, bro'. But I...
858
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:33,955
...don't know YOU."
Look, bro.
859
01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:35,998
Who?
- This guy.
860
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:47,919
What did you think when you
came here, you little slut?
861
01:12:48,200 --> 01:12:51,192
That you can go back to
your Daddy when you want?
862
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:54,677
He doesn't give
a damn about you.
863
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,548
That FATDaddy of yours
is enjoying his own life.
864
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:00,115
Tears?
We don't want that.
865
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,318
We're moving to plan "B".
866
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,671
First we're going to
scream a bit...
867
01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,515
...and then you're going
to see some new horizons.
868
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:19,433
HE'S NOT FAT!
869
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:37,759
Daddy's girl.
870
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:42,715
Huh, Daddy will
let some steam out!
871
01:13:44,120 --> 01:13:47,112
Now you won't even be able
to rape Barbie dolls.
872
01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:52,279
Let's see what size we need.
873
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,994
Nikola...
- XL, too big.
874
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,910
L... - Please, don't.
- That's not it either.
875
01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:02,509
Small! - I want to have
a family! Nikola!
876
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:08,078
You're in luck.
I don't have extra small.
877
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:12,069
You little cunt!
878
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,953
God damn modern chicks,
879
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,670
you can't even arrange a
little raaape these days!
880
01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,198
What's the matter? Why
are you behaving like that?
881
01:14:27,560 --> 01:14:30,358
This is still just a game.
- I know!
882
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:45,311
What did you do to her,
you idiot? - I just...
883
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:48,953
How are you, sweetie?
884
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,676
I saw you following me,
885
01:14:53,480 --> 01:14:55,550
and I will forgive you,
886
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,791
my manic Papa!
887
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:02,716
My Dad is a brave knight.
888
01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:10,911
I've never been so tired.
889
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,039
Night life is
extremely exhausting.
890
01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,673
You let a 15 year old girl
go to the scum's den...
891
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:39,356
Actually, you're not so bad,
Nikola.
892
01:15:41,280 --> 01:15:44,636
I'm a little tired, you know.
She's grown.
893
01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:48,796
I was wondering if
I could stay the night.
894
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:58,830
OK. But you'll be happy
with the couch, right?
895
01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,919
You know where
the blanket is. - I don't.
896
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,317
Did you change your mind?
897
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:13,636
I did.
898
01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,953
There is a God.
899
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,915
More tea? Do you think
she heard us?
900
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:26,158
Oh, the Happy Family!
- Well, maybe she heard you.
901
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:28,396
And - without breaking
the dishes!?
902
01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,755
What's wrong with
your nerves, man?
903
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:36,752
It's for me, Pops.
904
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:43,268
She's become popular,
hasn't she? - Yes.
905
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,192
Yes, kids like her.
906
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:48,878
Excuse me, I just...
907
01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,149
Look, dad, Marco's
such a darling.
908
01:16:56,400 --> 01:17:01,155
He even made sandwiches.
- Little picnic and stuff! Y'know...
909
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,315
I know we should check
who she goes out with,
910
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:14,552
but our Marco...
- Where are my keys?!
911
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,110
Marco? That kid is like
a rotten apple.
912
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:18,913
I have personally trained...
Never mind.
913
01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:22,634
Have you started taking drugs
at your age?
914
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:28,236
Women shit. Keys, keys!
915
01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,157
Quickly, our child
is at stake!
916
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:34,750
Our Sophia? Impossible!
- Impossible my ass!
917
01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,434
I almost pulled her
Of a guy's... - Nikola!
918
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:40,268
Sorry, I got excited.
These are terrible things.
919
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:44,189
I went into the dragon's lair
and bada-bing, bada-boom!
920
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:45,634
Saved our only child!
921
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,949
There they are!
922
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,232
Stay away from
the parking lot!
923
01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:54,114
Not the parking lot!
924
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:04,635
We're in the game now.
925
01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,190
Good they haven't
gone to the parking lot.
926
01:18:07,400 --> 01:18:08,515
Scram!
927
01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,509
A duck on the way,
Fuck, it's a bad omen!
928
01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:14,953
Hey, kid, hands off!
929
01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,394
How romantic...
930
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:24,352
Maybe, this is her first kiss.
- You're so bloody naive.
931
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:27,828
Now go down and tell her
to stay with that first one.
932
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,196
Come on, dude,
not below the waist.
933
01:18:31,480 --> 01:18:33,311
Hush. - Hush my ass!
I'll go mess him up!
934
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:38,673
I feel so stupid. We're
spying on our own daughter.
935
01:18:39,240 --> 01:18:42,550
We're not spying. We're just
supervising, like good parents.
936
01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,110
Come here.
- Come where?
937
01:18:58,040 --> 01:19:00,031
What's the matter?
Relax.
938
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:06,794
Come on, kid, enough foreplay.
Get to the main course.
939
01:19:07,240 --> 01:19:11,438
Check out the little moron.
He's stalling, doesn't know his play.
940
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:16,674
Look, old folks are also
into it. Disgusting!
941
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:20,509
Phooey! Fuck it, man!
I need to calm down.
942
01:19:25,720 --> 01:19:28,029
Is this supposed to be
your victory?
943
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:32,430
It looks more like group sex
to me which is my area.
944
01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:36,639
Why?
I'm a modern angel.
945
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:40,238
Really? Kiss me then.
946
01:19:44,120 --> 01:19:47,874
What's that, dude?
Are you Brittney Spears or what?
947
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:56,715
Phooey! Me and my big
mouth. What now?
948
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,315
Just relax.
949
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:11,108
What technique, man.
I knew it, a fag.
950
01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:13,433
Turn off the light!
951
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,319
Sophiaaaaaa!
952
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:11,511
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