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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,140 --> 00:00:10,931 FROZEN STIFF 2 00:00:41,900 --> 00:00:43,618 Well? Is he alive? 3 00:00:46,780 --> 00:00:48,418 God, he can't be... ! 4 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:50,133 I am sorry. 5 00:00:50,340 --> 00:00:53,298 Didn't I ask you to keep him alive until I come? 6 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:56,731 Didn't I tell you... Goddam! 7 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,778 Please accept my condolences. - Screw the condolences! 8 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:02,409 You take MY condolences! What am I to do now? 9 00:01:02,700 --> 00:01:06,454 What should I do? Yo, doctor, come out! 10 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:19,777 Will this be enough to get him made up and dressed? 11 00:01:20,020 --> 00:01:22,090 Sure, you just have to bring the suit... 12 00:01:22,340 --> 00:01:26,174 You see we can't buy clothes for all the deceased. - Yeah, sure. 13 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,656 Look at just have to make a phone call, 14 00:01:29,860 --> 00:01:31,771 and I'll be right back. - All right, 15 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:34,580 I have too check something out, I'll be back too. -Right. 16 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:43,450 Why doesn't the jerk pick up the phone, Goddamn! 17 00:01:50,300 --> 00:01:50,857 Hello?! 18 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:52,857 Where the fuck were you, jerk? 19 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:55,813 Fuck! I've been untying myself from a radiator! 20 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,335 So, Ronny dropped by! 21 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:02,170 I've been through hell and back 22 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,735 The whole world I've come to know, 23 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:07,255 I drank a glass of poison black 24 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:09,775 The bitter life I've come to know. 25 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:17,134 Bayou, where are you? 26 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:22,898 Tell that scumbag Tin man that I'm gonna recycle him! 27 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:26,889 I don't care who he owes money to! 28 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,211 Yeah, right...! 29 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,254 Where was I...? 30 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:40,139 "The bitter life I've come to know." -Yeah! 31 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:44,252 The bitter life I've come to know. 32 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:49,608 All that is and that might be Is not unknown to me! 33 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:53,450 All that happens I'll take my turn!!! 34 00:02:55,540 --> 00:02:57,815 Nah, I tied myself 'cause I was bored... 35 00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,574 Sure he dropped by! I told him our granddad died 36 00:03:00,820 --> 00:03:03,254 and that we gotta bury him. No way, the man wants 37 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:05,212 the money back in three days, otherwise he'll... 38 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:07,775 Look, bro, if it's gonna make things easier for you, 39 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:10,250 grandpa really croaked. 40 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:14,459 Croaked, grandpa... Yeah, croaked! 41 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:17,451 Your grandfather died, you asshole! 42 00:03:17,860 --> 00:03:20,658 You're shittin' me?! -I'm not shittin'... 43 00:03:22,020 --> 00:03:23,248 You called dad? 44 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:26,014 Nah, you did! The funeral is the day after tomorrow, 45 00:03:26,260 --> 00:03:28,410 we got get there by then, otherwise dad is gonna 46 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:31,259 string us up by our balls on the main square. 47 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:34,611 That's precisely how he put it. Pardon, ma'am. 48 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,412 What a coincidence, that's exactly what I told Ronny. 49 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:41,413 Fuck Ronny, we gotta get granddad a suit. 50 00:03:41,620 --> 00:03:42,939 Why a suit? 51 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,370 We can't put him naked in the casket... 52 00:03:45,540 --> 00:03:47,974 By the way we have to find the money to get one. 53 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,892 Why did you have to bet so much, you idiot! 54 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:52,779 Stay cool, I'll take care of that. I'll find one. 55 00:03:52,980 --> 00:03:55,210 Wait for me at the morgue, I'm coming right over. Stay put. 56 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:56,819 I'll stay put... 57 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:06,093 Hey, doc, is there a bar around here? -A bar? Sure... 58 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:08,177 Let's go and have a drink. 59 00:04:21,860 --> 00:04:24,294 Shit, there goes my only business suit. 60 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,213 It's you I've been waiting for? 61 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:37,094 Well, I couldn't make the appointment myself. 62 00:04:37,340 --> 00:04:40,730 You owe me money. A lot of money. 63 00:04:41,140 --> 00:04:44,257 Yeah, a lot. I'm on my way to pick up some dough from a man. 64 00:04:44,460 --> 00:04:46,769 I unloaded some golden trinkets. -Sweet kid. 65 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:50,655 Anna. Anna say hello to the nice man. 66 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:54,211 Say good bye to the nice man. Bye-bye! -Bye-bye. 67 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:58,495 Hey, Tin Man don't be like that. I just wanted to... 68 00:04:58,740 --> 00:05:00,856 What did you want? To get some for free? 69 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,330 Not for free, I swear. Just give me a half so I can 70 00:05:03,620 --> 00:05:05,770 pull myself together. Can't you see I'm on the edge? 71 00:05:05,980 --> 00:05:09,211 Did you see a charity sign when you passed by the entrance? 72 00:05:09,420 --> 00:05:11,456 I didn't. -Go to the Red Cross and tell them: 73 00:05:11,700 --> 00:05:15,693 "I'm a junkie, please give a little heroine". Go on, scram! 74 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:18,896 Don't be like that... 75 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,899 What do they call me? -Tin Man. 76 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:25,610 And why is that? -'Cause you don't have a heart. 77 00:05:25,860 --> 00:05:29,091 Well? -You're not really like that. 78 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:32,417 I'm even worse. -Right! What am I supposed to do now? 79 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,220 I don't give a flying fuck, 'bout what you're gonna do! 80 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,416 Get off the dope the hard way. Maybe you'll wise-up! 81 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:40,857 You have a kid, stupid! -Are you preaching to me now?! 82 00:05:41,100 --> 00:05:42,772 You gotta. 83 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:47,257 C'mon, Tin Man don't be like that. Gimme some, please. 84 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,094 I'll do anything you ask. -I just want my money... 85 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,371 If you got the dough, give it here, otherwise get lost. 86 00:05:52,620 --> 00:05:54,656 Give me just a quarter to pull myself together. 87 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,414 I'll bring you the money, I swear on this child's life. Please... 88 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:00,088 Are you crazy?! Get up, someone might see us! Get real! 89 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:02,410 Give me some... -Get lost! 90 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,895 Look, if you don't trust me, I'll leave the kid with you 91 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:10,619 until I get back. 92 00:06:10,860 --> 00:06:13,135 If you don't get back I'll sell her of to the white slavers. 93 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:15,848 I'll be back, don't you worry. Hell, I'm her mother. I love her. 94 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:18,375 You're not a mother, you're a junkie. 95 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:25,376 Look, it's your lucky day. I'm in a very good mood. 96 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:27,818 Nice day, ain't it? 97 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:31,331 I got laid tonight. What a chick! Incredible! 98 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,496 You know what my horoscope says today? 99 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:37,249 That my life will change. Now get lost! 100 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,978 Mommy doesn't feel good, but now she's gone to get fixed 101 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:46,051 and she's gonna be alright. 102 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:47,894 Wanna soda? -No. 103 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,457 Wanna candy? -No. 104 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:54,740 Do you want... -I don't. 105 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:57,734 I didn't say nothin'. -Anyway, I don't want one. 106 00:07:00,980 --> 00:07:02,891 Give me my grandpa, please! 107 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:06,576 Well I don't know... It's not proper... 108 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:14,659 Listen... We're like... Jehovah's Witnesses. -So? 109 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:17,416 Well, according to our customs... 110 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:21,329 The dead have to walk home? -Nah... 111 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:25,132 That's a good one, though! 112 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:28,617 According to our rules, the dead can't be laid 113 00:07:28,860 --> 00:07:32,011 in the casket before a service in our church. 114 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:36,333 I thought that Jehovah's Witnesses don't drink. 115 00:07:36,620 --> 00:07:39,453 It figures! You know nothing about the alternative 116 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:42,533 religious communities. It's a traditon with us too. 117 00:07:42,820 --> 00:07:45,334 To make a toast for the soul of the deceased. 118 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:48,014 Okay, but we've been toasting for half an hour now! 119 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:51,497 Yeah... It's gotta be done at least seven times. -Really? 120 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:55,693 Yeah... yeah. -I didn't know that. -Now you know. 121 00:07:55,940 --> 00:08:01,378 And the Trinity? -Yeah... That to... Cheers. 122 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,179 Cheers! 123 00:08:10,460 --> 00:08:12,974 Is this the morgue? You drunken pig! 124 00:08:13,220 --> 00:08:16,690 Look Sir, it's your tradition we honored... 125 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:18,737 What tradition are you talkin' about? 126 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:20,459 Well, Jehovah's Witnesses. 127 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:24,454 What fuckin' witnesses are you talkin' about? 128 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:32,218 Oh, you meant us? Yeah, that's right. Sure, right... 129 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:34,257 What tradition did you have in mind? 130 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,294 Our grandpa now looks like a pimp! 131 00:09:00,860 --> 00:09:03,374 Listen, let's not get offensive here. Fist of all, 132 00:09:03,620 --> 00:09:06,339 this was my only business suit, and secondly, don't come near me, 133 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,616 cause you stink of booze a mile away! 134 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:10,373 Well I had to get him drunk. 135 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:13,572 No one normal would let us take a dead man out of the morgue... 136 00:09:13,820 --> 00:09:15,776 Hold on, where are you going? -Well, to drive... 137 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:18,449 To drive in such a state?! Have you completely lost it? 138 00:09:18,700 --> 00:09:20,452 If you were to blow the breathalyzer, 139 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,810 the cop would think you're some kind of a medical freak! 140 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:24,738 Sit in the back and hold grandpa upright. 141 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:27,130 If the cops make us pull over... Hey are you listening to me? 142 00:09:27,380 --> 00:09:29,575 If the cops stop us, it will look like you two both got drunk, 143 00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:33,210 and grandpa is sleeping it off. Where to?! Sit here! 144 00:09:42,460 --> 00:09:45,099 You're not gonna tell me how old you are? -No! 145 00:09:48,180 --> 00:09:50,535 I wonder where's that mother of yours... 146 00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:03,415 Yo, Tin Man whatchya doin'? -Hey, girls! 147 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,772 Is that your kid? -No way. 148 00:10:07,260 --> 00:10:12,732 Dad, I'm thirsty! -She's so sweet! 149 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:18,692 I didn't know you were married! -It's not what you think... 150 00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:22,774 Come over? -Nah, I gotta nurse my kid. 151 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,774 Ciao! 152 00:10:24,980 --> 00:10:27,858 Are you out of your mind? Now they're gonna tell everybody! 153 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,689 Why did you call me "dad"? -'cause it's funny. 154 00:10:32,260 --> 00:10:34,410 Well it is funny. 155 00:10:34,780 --> 00:10:37,374 I'm thirsty. -Right! 156 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:40,777 And I'm hungry. -You got it! 157 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:44,251 And I have to pee! -Okay... Hey, Bob! 158 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:47,734 What's wrong with it? 159 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,652 Well, when I was up at the hospital, 160 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:52,539 I kinda hit this garbage container 161 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:55,169 and somethin' started smokin' in there. -Really? 162 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,576 Why did you run into the container? 163 00:10:57,820 --> 00:11:00,493 Because I was in a rush to get to him while he's alive! 164 00:11:00,780 --> 00:11:02,293 As if you fuckin' loved him that much! 165 00:11:02,540 --> 00:11:04,815 I didn't, but the old jerk... Sorry grandpa... 166 00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,290 He didn't tell me where he hid the life insurance. 167 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:10,219 Why didn't you ask me? -You got it? 168 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:13,736 No, but I know where it is. Listen, lets talk serious here. 169 00:11:13,980 --> 00:11:16,574 We won't tell dad about it. 170 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:23,294 We'll cash in on the insurance, bury grandpa and pay back Ronny! 171 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,895 Bob, come over here! 172 00:11:37,940 --> 00:11:41,535 Yes please? We're about to close so if you'd like anything else.. 173 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:45,016 No, no, I just wanna ask you something. -Please, do. 174 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:47,728 Is it normal for a kid of her age 175 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:52,132 to eat two pizzas and drink ten sodas? -Eleven sodas! 176 00:11:52,460 --> 00:11:55,293 O.K. eleven, no problem. Anyway, is it normal? 177 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:59,499 Well kids grow, and develop. They need energy. 178 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:03,490 I'm kinda worried. I wouldn't want her to get sick. 179 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,976 You see, I know nothing about these things. 180 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:08,296 I only had a turtle once. You have kids, I guess? 181 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,775 Thank God, my kids don't eat that much. 182 00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,488 If I were to skim three times as much as I do... 183 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:17,892 I don't know what to do. Her mother isn't coming back. 184 00:12:18,140 --> 00:12:20,415 And we're closing. -Yeah, I know. 185 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:24,448 Anna, are you alright? You wanna go home? 186 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,813 I'm fine right here! 187 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:29,819 I know, but they're closing now and we have to go. 188 00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,654 C'mon, tell me where you live. -No. 189 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,170 Bob, sit here and keep her company for a moment. 190 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,372 Sure, Mr. Tin Man. 191 00:12:44,220 --> 00:12:46,814 Look that's half a kilo. First cut. Pure. 192 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,528 I'll bring it over to you tomorrow. 193 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:52,618 Shit, I know that Crazy Ronny is gonna kill me. 194 00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:56,610 Listen, if you don't tell me your address right now, 195 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:59,698 I'll drag you to the toilet and drown you in the john! 196 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:03,455 I know he's crazy. I know he wants to kill me, 197 00:13:03,740 --> 00:13:06,812 but I'll be bringing it to you tomorrow. I promise. 198 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,296 Trust me. C'mon, cool it. 199 00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,451 Is that clear? 200 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,776 No. 9 Dragon Street. Fifth floor. 201 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:29,372 How did you get it from her? -Pedagogy, experience. 202 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:34,770 Bravo Bob, bravo! C'mon kid, let's get outta here. Get up! 203 00:13:37,060 --> 00:13:39,858 Bob put this on the tab. -Naturally, Mr. Tin Man. 204 00:13:49,460 --> 00:13:54,409 What now, my wise-ass brother? -Nothin' brother, we're going home. 205 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:58,659 You want me to sleep with a corpse? No way! 206 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:01,454 I won't put it into your bed, you stupid! 207 00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,059 Out of the question! 208 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:06,098 What else can we do? Leave him in the car, ehi? 209 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,819 With our luck someone is gonna steal the car 210 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,652 with everything that's inside, 211 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,733 and you know what dad is gonna do to us then... -I know! 212 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:16,253 Hang us by the balls in the middle of town square! 213 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:19,010 Hey, come over here. 214 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:24,816 What will we do tomorrow? -We'll think of something. 215 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:27,379 That is what I was afraid of. 216 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,258 Good evening, ma'am. 217 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:45,492 Grandpa, you really shouldn't have gotten this drunk... 218 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:48,050 Yeah! At your age! You should be ashamed. 219 00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,090 Do you have your set of keys? -No. 220 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:58,174 Maybe some of the neighbors has the spare key? -No. 221 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,094 Listen... 222 00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:08,139 Stay here. You stay there and wait for mom. 223 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,813 I'll come back in a little while. 224 00:15:10,140 --> 00:15:13,291 I don't trust you! You want to run away! 225 00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:25,931 What are we to do, the two of us? -I have to pee. 226 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,698 Let's go to my place. I'll bring you back here tomorrow. 227 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,851 Do you have grandparents? -A-ha! 228 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,012 Where do they live? -In Grainburg. -Great! 229 00:15:37,580 --> 00:15:41,368 Let's go. I'll take you to your grandparents tomorrow. Okay? 230 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:45,818 I feel sick. -I'll take that as a sign of approval. 231 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,611 I feel sick! Like throwing up! 232 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:14,211 Here, now you can throw up. -I don't want to now! -Okay... 233 00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,489 Somebody is ratting on me. Where are we gonna sleep tonight, kid? 234 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,418 I have to pee. -So, take a pee. 235 00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:27,017 I can't you'll be watching. -Go upstairs and pee. Go on up! 236 00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,649 Adela has gotten married. Where do we go to sleep? 237 00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,697 This we'll throw out. 238 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:46,379 Hey, here's Sandy. With Sandy everything is dandy! 239 00:16:46,660 --> 00:16:49,254 There's some man up there. He's yelling. 240 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:50,728 Hooba! 241 00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:56,289 Come over here! Get back! Get over here if you dare. 242 00:16:57,220 --> 00:17:00,769 Is that the way to bring up a child, you asshole! 243 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,654 Shut up... you goddam faggot you! 244 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,699 You'll wake up the entire neighborhood, you stupid! 245 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,613 Don't draw so much attention... Damn, you stink of booze! 246 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:12,330 It's the piss that stinks, not me! 247 00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:36,933 I know that I'm a heartless pig, as you once called me. 248 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:41,375 Life is hard and makes us that way. 249 00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:45,569 But if you scratch a little bit under the surface of a harshness 250 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,658 and ruthless guy, which is my act, I admit, 251 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:55,056 you will find a romantic soul, a poet of the pavement and bars... 252 00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:58,089 And above all you will find a frightened child 253 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:03,408 that needs warmth and affection. -I knew it's me you love... 254 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,019 Listen... I really had so many women in my life, 255 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:09,655 but you're the first I'm opening up to. 256 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:12,779 This child isn't mine at all. It's a long story. I'll explain. 257 00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,136 Doesn't he look a little too pale? 258 00:18:18,900 --> 00:18:21,460 Hey, don't overdo it. It's not like grandpa was a faggot. 259 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:24,296 But he isn't alive either. It's better if he looks like 260 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,214 a faggot than like a corpse. Sorry, grandpa. 261 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:31,375 People all around our grandpa, but no one can wake him. 262 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,578 As he rides the train, things are happenin'. 263 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:40,412 His suit is quite old-fashioned, his shoes are oversized. 264 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:47,809 Two guys drag him around, but he's still a frozen stiff. 265 00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:51,813 No one asks him, where'd he like to go 266 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:55,934 against his will he fell into a field.... 267 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,498 Hey, this is the insurance policy! -Give it back to him. 268 00:18:59,780 --> 00:19:01,896 The best place to hide things is in the pocket. 269 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,176 No one will look for it there, especially not dad. 270 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:08,459 Can you count? Look! One, two, three, four... Four zeroes, man! 271 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,930 Right. Then grand or a grand... What's the difference? 272 00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:16,015 Ten thousand Euro! -If we bury him... I got it! -What? 273 00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:19,494 The train! -What?! -The train! -The train?! 274 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,010 Damn, the kid woke up! -I can hear. 275 00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:34,610 What is she doing in the kitchen? 276 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,937 Damn that kid! -Shut up... 277 00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:55,179 Fuck... ! Why don't you turn the TV on, sweetie? 278 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:57,655 I'm afraid of being alone. 279 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:01,176 C'mon, get out of the room. -No! What are you doing? 280 00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:03,695 Well, nothing. -If you're doing nothing, 281 00:21:03,900 --> 00:21:09,770 can I do nothing with you? -No you can't! -Why not? 282 00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:15,056 Well not before you grow up... -Why not now? 283 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:17,808 You just can't! Get out! 284 00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,617 Sorry I yelled at you. 285 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,494 C'mon, let's go. 286 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:51,329 Ciao. 287 00:21:54,100 --> 00:21:58,378 Call me when you come back! -Yeah... Sure! 288 00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:23,011 Your ID please! -Certainly. Sweetie, hold this. 289 00:22:23,980 --> 00:22:30,453 Mister, are you gonna beat him now? -No. Did he deserve it? 290 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,458 You know how it is, kid's birthday. 291 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:38,978 Yeah... Here, let me hold it. -Here, I even have a ribbon. 292 00:22:40,220 --> 00:22:42,336 Here you are. -Thank you. 293 00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:48,779 Here you are, sweetie. -Thank you so much. 294 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:51,011 Don't mention it. -Good bye. 295 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:35,619 Hey sis, move over a little... 296 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:40,491 First of all I'm no "sister" of yours... you scum. 297 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,572 Secondly, this is my seat, I have a reservation. 298 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:49,335 That's quite alright madam, but I would appreciate 299 00:23:49,580 --> 00:23:51,650 if you could move your suitcase. -No, I could not! 300 00:23:51,900 --> 00:23:54,130 It might fall on someone! -Well, I don't care. 301 00:23:54,460 --> 00:23:55,939 It's certainly a bother for this gentleman. Sir... 302 00:23:56,220 --> 00:24:00,611 Yo, don't you wake up my grandpa, I'll rip your head of! 303 00:24:02,060 --> 00:24:05,177 Sorry, my brother is young and rash. 304 00:24:05,420 --> 00:24:07,650 What he wanted to say is that our grandfather 305 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,130 has an uncommon disease and if he were to wake up suddenly 306 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:14,339 his heart might stop. You wouldn't want him to die? 307 00:24:17,260 --> 00:24:22,937 Is this seat taken? Hello! Did someone die here or what? 308 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:28,215 No, it's not taken. Sit down. Hey, what a sweet little girl. 309 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:30,934 Hey, what are you doing, sweetie? What's your name? 310 00:24:31,220 --> 00:24:33,575 I won't tell you, baldy. 311 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,258 Whose trunk is this? -The old bat's. -Madam's. 312 00:24:40,540 --> 00:24:43,338 It's mine! What do you want? -Why don't you put it aside. 313 00:24:43,620 --> 00:24:46,134 It might fall on someone. -Yes, I told her that too. 314 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:50,089 Shut up, skinny. I don't want to move it and that's that! 315 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:53,857 But this man is sitting right under it. Hey, sir... -No!!! 316 00:24:56,260 --> 00:24:58,649 Look, bro, you're the only one I didn't tell. 317 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:02,689 Don't try to wake him, even if the compartment is on fire! 318 00:25:02,980 --> 00:25:06,097 Why? -He has a condition. 319 00:25:07,340 --> 00:25:09,490 He looks dead to me. 320 00:25:10,740 --> 00:25:12,935 These gentlemen are his grandsons. 321 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,450 I apologise. -Never mind... 322 00:25:18,540 --> 00:25:20,929 I know this guy from somewhere. 323 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:26,732 Wha'? -"What" yourself! 324 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,697 Will we ever get going? -I guess. 325 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:46,256 Is this seat taken? -Yes, it's this gentleman's seat. 326 00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,611 No, please take it. 327 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:57,329 But I just wanted to leave my bag... -So leave it. 328 00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:06,410 What a flirt! 329 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:11,618 Shut up, old hag. The girl looks great! 330 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,138 Thank God! 331 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,130 Let her sleep. I'll just step outside. 332 00:26:33,060 --> 00:26:35,255 Want a cigarette? -No thank you. 333 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:37,731 Want to sit down? -No, I'm fine like this. 334 00:26:38,020 --> 00:26:41,012 Look, I can stand, no problem. -Just you sit, Sir. 335 00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:44,457 What is this "Sir" about. I'm not that old. 336 00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:46,850 Sorry, I was raised that way. 337 00:26:47,180 --> 00:26:50,297 Look, let's get one thing straight. You don't call me Sir, 338 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:52,576 and you can ask anything you want from me. 339 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:55,454 Well, for a start... What's your name? I'm Maya. 340 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,139 Hello, Maya. 341 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,217 You look like a mighty fine girl. A country girl? 342 00:26:59,460 --> 00:27:01,052 No, I'm from the city. 343 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,339 I guess you went to all the fine schools? -You could say so. 344 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:09,255 And probably had piano lessons. -No, I went to ballet. 345 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,411 Mhm, to ballet. 346 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,656 And where are you going, if it's not too much to ask? 347 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:16,334 To Grainburg. -Really? I'm going to Grainburg too. 348 00:27:16,580 --> 00:27:18,616 Really? -Actually, we are going to Grainburg. 349 00:27:18,900 --> 00:27:21,095 My boyfriend is in the army there. 350 00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:23,217 I'm taking the kid to the grandparents. 351 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:26,776 Your daughter? She's sweet. -No, she's not my daughter. 352 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:31,093 Don't tell me she's your sister. -She isn't my sister either. 353 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:34,252 It's a long story. -Well, we have time. 354 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,855 Excuse me just a second. 355 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:55,776 Hey, bro, did they go away? -They did. 356 00:27:57,660 --> 00:28:00,413 And the girl? -She's cool. 357 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:05,013 Tickets please! 358 00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:08,614 Here. And for our granddad. 359 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:12,249 Hey, is there a snack-bar on this train? 360 00:28:12,500 --> 00:28:15,253 There is, two coaches back. -Great! 361 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,809 Hey, where are you heading? -To the bar. 362 00:28:18,140 --> 00:28:19,732 And I'm supposed to watch over grandpa, am I? 363 00:28:19,980 --> 00:28:22,938 Well, if you don't mind. -Hey, Mike! 364 00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:28,053 You go off too. We won't bother him. 365 00:28:29,220 --> 00:28:31,780 Are you sure? -Sure! -Thank you. 366 00:28:39,860 --> 00:28:43,170 Come, sit here. Those two won't be back soon. 367 00:28:48,260 --> 00:28:52,219 Hey, fella, got any cognac? -Naturally. -Two, then. 368 00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:55,816 Two for him and two more for me. So you decided to come. 369 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:58,659 You imbecile, I've come to stop you from getting drunk. 370 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:01,175 Did you forget the what we are supposed to do? 371 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:02,813 What are you lookin' at? 372 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,056 O.K. we'll have just one drink and than we go back. 373 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:08,252 That guy with the kid... I know him from somewhere. 374 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:11,060 I just can't remember where from... 375 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,735 The guy with the kid. -What guy? 376 00:29:25,020 --> 00:29:28,535 Oh, I'm sorry Sir... I mean, I'm sorry. 377 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:32,929 Your hand has gone numb? -No way. Just you lie back... 378 00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:36,291 I've had enough. Where are we? -No idea. 379 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:39,214 We're just going straight. It's all flat and boring. 380 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:44,452 What do you do in life, Maya? -I study languages. And you? 381 00:29:44,700 --> 00:29:48,056 Nothing... Actually I'm in commerce. 382 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:50,971 Wanna get a cup of coffee? 383 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,973 I'm not hitting on you I just hate to drink coffee alone. 384 00:29:54,580 --> 00:29:56,411 Well, okay. -Let's go. 385 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:12,692 Cheers! -Yeah, cheers. 386 00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:17,298 Hey, how is grandpa? -O.K. He's asleep. 387 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,019 Asleep. -Yes. 388 00:30:19,300 --> 00:30:22,292 He didn't wake up, did he? -No he didn't. -Good. 389 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:26,934 Shut up you stupid... You're crazy! Cheers! 390 00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:30,418 Cheers. -Cheers brother! -Let me order. 391 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:40,292 How are we to make a toast when you can't see a thing? 392 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:42,178 You wait a while, stupid. 393 00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:46,817 Damn! What is wrong with this train? 394 00:30:47,620 --> 00:30:50,612 You stupid! You spilled it all over me! 395 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:52,253 C'mon, another double cognac. 396 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:54,331 Fuck the double cognac, look at me now! 397 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,259 You're ugly as hell, but I've grown accustomed over the years. 398 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,410 Waiter! 399 00:30:58,620 --> 00:31:00,611 Honest to God, I'm gonna kill you one of these days! 400 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:04,256 Didn't I tell you this suit case was going to fall? 401 00:31:04,740 --> 00:31:06,935 So what, It didn't kill anyone. 402 00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:13,011 It did! It killed the old man. Here, he's cold as ice! 403 00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,616 My, he really seems dead. What are we to do? 404 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:22,295 Children, you're not going to say I'm responsible, are you? 405 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:26,209 No, I am! I told you five times to move that suitcase. 406 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:30,453 But, I didn't know... -I knew! That's why I warned you, I did! 407 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,174 Everyone knew, but you had to be the wise one. 408 00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:36,338 "I don't care!" What will you do now, you stupid old bat? 409 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,457 Really, children, what are we going to do now? 410 00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:40,975 Not we! What will YOU do now! 411 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,091 We are going to go out and call the police. 412 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:46,377 Hey, that's the last thing we're going to do. 413 00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:50,295 Don't you even think of doing that! And you too! Is that clear? 414 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:52,531 So, what do you suggest? 415 00:31:52,780 --> 00:31:57,774 We can say that he woke up suddenly when the train stopped 416 00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:03,088 and that his heart stopped. -That's really smart! 417 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:07,058 And when they discover he's got a cracked skull? What then? 418 00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:09,689 Then they'll think we hit him or something! 419 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:13,052 Yeah, he's right. That would be stupid, really stupid. 420 00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:15,456 Let ME think a moment... I want perfect silence. 421 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:18,734 Only we have to do something quick, because those two 422 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,777 might be coming back any moment now. 423 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:22,732 Silence! Listen what we will do. 424 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:27,172 We will just throw him out of the compartment window. 425 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:31,779 What are you staring at? We'll throw him out the window, 426 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:34,494 and we'll tell those two that he went to the toilet. 427 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:37,698 Like the old man is senile, and he can get easily lost. 428 00:32:37,940 --> 00:32:43,298 And he can fall out of a train! -Sonny, you are a true genius. 429 00:32:44,060 --> 00:32:47,177 C'mon, you and I! Grab him from the side. 430 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,332 Man, he sure is cold! 431 00:32:53,620 --> 00:32:56,180 Hey, do corpses really get cold this quickly? 432 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:58,490 Hold it... Turn him around. Sideways! -What?? 433 00:32:58,780 --> 00:33:00,691 Oh, nothing. Are you ready? -On the count of three. 434 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:02,692 One, two, threee!!! 435 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,217 And move that suitcase this instant! 436 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:11,530 Sure! Why didn't you say so? 437 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:21,577 Hey, bro, wanna have another? -Why? 438 00:33:23,340 --> 00:33:27,777 'Cause it's nice, dammit. -Yeah, let's not be stingy! 439 00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,454 Waiter! 440 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,773 Maybe you'd like a drink? -No, thank you. 441 00:33:33,020 --> 00:33:36,729 We should be getting back. -Why, is something wrong? 442 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:41,378 No, but if your little girl wakes she might get scared. 443 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:44,612 Oh, yeah... See you gentlemen! 444 00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,932 Mind our grandpa. 445 00:33:47,540 --> 00:33:50,338 If he wakes up, tell him we'll be back soon. 446 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,690 We'll just have one more drink. -Alright. 447 00:33:52,940 --> 00:33:54,976 Tell grandpa we're coming in five minutes. 448 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:58,854 I swear I know that guy from somewhere. -Where from? 449 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,016 I just do! 450 00:34:35,580 --> 00:34:37,810 Where have you been, you lovers? 451 00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:43,055 Where's the old man? -Who? -Don't play dumb. 452 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:46,218 That old guy that was sitting there in that horrible suit. 453 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,809 The one in the purple suit? 454 00:34:49,060 --> 00:34:50,778 It's not like there were fifty people here! 455 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:53,978 What's wrong with you? -He stepped outside. 456 00:34:54,260 --> 00:34:56,171 To the toilet, I guess. 457 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:02,618 I'll be right out! -It's alright, no rush. 458 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:08,095 Officer, I've found something in the pocket. 459 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:10,575 Someone must have slipped it on me while I was sleeping. 460 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:15,012 Look, heroin! Half a kilo. That's 10 years. 461 00:35:15,300 --> 00:35:17,177 Must have been the guy with the big nose. 462 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:18,893 He was suspicious right from the start. 463 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:25,737 C'mon Anna, we're here. C'mon wake up. 464 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:28,978 Are we there already? -Already! C'mon. 465 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:32,128 Aren't you going to Grainburg? -Well, no. 466 00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,450 Actually I have to get something done here. 467 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,458 So, I hope we meet again back in town. Ciao! 468 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:45,129 Look at those two. They're in a rush! 469 00:35:45,580 --> 00:35:49,255 Mike, my brother, that's fishy! Let's go check the compartment. 470 00:36:02,020 --> 00:36:04,454 He's gone!!! 471 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,012 Where's grandpa? -What? 472 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:13,849 Where is our grandpa? -His gone, son. 473 00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:18,059 Gone where?! What do you mean gone?! -Gone. 474 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:24,136 Walked out. He didn't fly out. He has no wings! 475 00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:27,457 Hold it, Mike I'll settle this! Where did you say he went? 476 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:31,898 To the toilet, he had to pee. -He really had to pee? 477 00:36:32,140 --> 00:36:35,212 Well, yes. -Really? -He couldn't hold it any more... 478 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:40,252 And all of you saw this? Him getting up and walking out. -Yes. 479 00:36:41,860 --> 00:36:45,899 I'll kill every last one of you! Where's my grandpa?! Where is he? 480 00:36:46,220 --> 00:36:48,688 Who? -Well, no one. 481 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:51,818 You don't understand me. Where is who? -Grandpa. 482 00:36:52,180 --> 00:36:54,011 Our Grandpa. -What's with him? 483 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:57,849 Nothing... It seems he's... -Gone to the toilet. -Yes. 484 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:59,613 What does he look like? 485 00:36:59,900 --> 00:37:03,779 Well... A fine elderly gentleman in a purple suit. 486 00:37:04,340 --> 00:37:06,376 A purple suit? -Yes. -Like a faggot? 487 00:37:06,580 --> 00:37:08,730 What are you saying. Our granddad was no faggot. 488 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:13,019 Sure. I saw him a while ago. Couldn't miss him. Very funny. 489 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:15,416 Yeah. My partner and I passed by the toilet just now. 490 00:37:15,660 --> 00:37:18,891 He wasn't there. So, he's disappeared. -It seems so. 491 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,449 Was he senile? -He was. Quite old. 492 00:37:21,700 --> 00:37:24,851 Senile and clumsy, blundering so to say. 493 00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:29,338 He wouldn't have fallen off the train? -He did. 494 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:31,889 He did. -Right. Yes! 495 00:37:32,340 --> 00:37:34,331 They're all suspicious to me. 496 00:37:34,860 --> 00:37:36,930 Who's on patrol? -Jerry Shaft. 497 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:40,218 Call Jerry and tell him to check along the railroad. 498 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:43,333 And you, let me se some ID. -Officer why? 499 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:46,579 Sir, we have nothing to do with this. -Get it ready. 500 00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:48,936 Look Poirot, what is there to check? 501 00:37:49,220 --> 00:37:51,939 First of all my name is Tom. Now give me your ID. 502 00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:07,089 The little girl. They must have swapped my bag. 503 00:38:07,380 --> 00:38:08,893 And where's this little girl? 504 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:11,011 Well I don't know, they've just gone out. 505 00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,615 Go after them, then! You expect me to chase after your bag? 506 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,851 Jerry, come in, over... 507 00:38:18,540 --> 00:38:20,098 Are you in a rush? 508 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:22,900 Well, it's not like we don't trust the Police, 509 00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:25,449 but we'd prefer to find our grandpa on our own. 510 00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:28,573 He's our blood, you know. -As far as I'm concerned, 511 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,812 I have no objections. Only out there it's the wasteland. 512 00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:34,654 Right, right. - Jerry, where are you? Come in! 513 00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:40,096 Have you any idea how long I've been calling you? 514 00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:45,860 Zak, when you're finished there, check this guy our for me 515 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:49,456 on the radio. I have a feeling I've seen him on an APB. 516 00:38:50,700 --> 00:38:56,730 Jerry here, come in. Jerry Shaft. Hey Zak, what's going on? 517 00:38:57,860 --> 00:39:02,854 What? A purple suit? Like a fag? 518 00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:09,058 I said "like a fag"! O.K, right... Say hello to Tom. 519 00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:12,338 What was that? Fell out of a train? 520 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:17,089 No sweat, I'll pick up that fag for you, I mean that old man... 521 00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:19,775 Don't you worry! No problem, you hear? 522 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:22,455 I've been bored stiff here anyway. 523 00:39:22,780 --> 00:39:25,692 Yeah and you gotta see the cabbage this year... Great. 524 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:29,330 Well, as soon as I run into him... No problem. Over. 525 00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:35,091 What are you doing there, goddamn you! 526 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:37,690 Hey, mister... ! 527 00:39:38,780 --> 00:39:42,739 Elmer this time you're in it deep!!! Elmer, you fool. 528 00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:47,770 Why the fuck did you have to climb over my electric fence. 529 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:49,976 In that fag suit too! 530 00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:54,494 Now I'll go to jail 'cause I just tried to protect my field. 531 00:39:54,820 --> 00:39:58,813 Mary, I'm gonna make you pay for this! Mary!!! 532 00:40:01,540 --> 00:40:02,973 Elmer, don't! 533 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:07,418 Mary, wasn't it you that made me put in the electric fence. 534 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:10,453 Goddam you! What am I to do with his guy now? 535 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:12,770 You tell him now that the voltage 536 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:17,059 "isn't high and that is merely stings a little". Tell him! 537 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:20,731 "You died by mistake, it was an accident." Accidents happen. 538 00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:23,978 Elmer, don't! -Elmer, your wife is a fool 539 00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:27,058 and you're even more of a fool for listening to her. 540 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:29,808 Our neighbor Stanley put in the electric fence, 541 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:36,852 so we had to put an electric fence too! Stanley... Right! 542 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:41,495 Mary! Grab him by the feet. 543 00:40:41,820 --> 00:40:43,890 What are you going to do with him now? 544 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:47,490 Fuck him, Mary, I'll throw him over to Stanley's! 545 00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:49,338 He's got the electric fence, hasn't he? 546 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:52,054 He could have died on his fence? Sure he could have. 547 00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:53,938 Let HIM go to jail! 548 00:40:54,180 --> 00:40:57,217 He was the first to came up with the idea of the electric fence. 549 00:40:57,460 --> 00:40:58,415 C'mon Mary! 550 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:26,695 You and your great plans! Where's grandpa now? 551 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:30,012 Are you sure he was dead? -Are you stupid or something? 552 00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:33,132 I saw everything, They cut him up like a turkey! 553 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:36,338 Then I really don't understand those people in the compartment. 554 00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,973 Are they crazy or what? 555 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:39,699 Let's catch up with them and beat them all up! 556 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,938 Keep looking, we have to find grandpa, you stupid. -Where?! 557 00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,728 And how could a dead man disappear from the compartment? 558 00:41:45,980 --> 00:41:47,379 Well, I really don't know. 559 00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:50,375 Still, that guy with the little girl stinks. 560 00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:52,338 He was the first to rush out of the train! 561 00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:54,730 Well, let's beat up on him! -We won't beat up on anyone, 562 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:59,053 but we could find him though... And ask him a couple of questions. 563 00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,418 Where did he disappear in such a small station? 564 00:42:05,900 --> 00:42:07,731 There, no one tried to get in! See? 565 00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:10,733 You never know, I prefer you standing watch. 566 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:15,290 So where's that grandpa now? -I know. They threw him out. 567 00:42:15,540 --> 00:42:17,371 Don't talk nonsense. You must have dreamt it. 568 00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:21,016 I didn't. I saw it! -Hold it. 569 00:42:21,260 --> 00:42:24,696 Why would anyone throw out of a train a fine old gentleman. 570 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:28,489 Did he do something to them? -He did. -And what was that? 571 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:31,174 Nothing. He just died. 572 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:34,978 Why didn't you tell me that right away? -You didn't ask me. 573 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:38,451 You're right. Let's find that old man! 574 00:42:42,100 --> 00:42:46,571 Hey, Elmer! -Stanley! What brings you here? 575 00:42:46,860 --> 00:42:50,091 I was just strolling through my field. What are you doing? 576 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:54,936 Nothing... Mary and I were carrying this poor man. 577 00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:58,729 He fell you know... -He fell onto your electric fence, right? 578 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:01,858 How did you guess? -How? I saw you take him off it. 579 00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:03,334 Well, yeah... 580 00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:06,492 So you were thinkin' of popping him over here on my fence, 581 00:43:06,780 --> 00:43:10,216 to make it look like it was my fault. -Stanley!?! 582 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:12,935 Mary, did you hear what he just said? 583 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:16,616 You must be out of you mind... -I'm not out of my mind, 584 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:18,930 I just heard you making the plan. 585 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:23,173 You heard wrong, Stanley. I would never dream of... 586 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:26,173 You'd slip this guy over to your own mother, 587 00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,775 if she were still alive, that is. 588 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:32,770 Let's try not to be offensive, Stanley. -Let's not. 589 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:34,698 In that case, I'll go call the police. 590 00:43:34,940 --> 00:43:36,931 Please don't Stanley! I beg of you! 591 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:41,338 So, what are we to do then? -Yes, what are we to do? 592 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:46,050 Speak up, Stanley... What is it you're asking? 593 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:50,054 I want to correct that false border between our farms. 594 00:43:50,300 --> 00:43:53,929 You stole it when you got the surveyor drunk. 595 00:43:54,260 --> 00:43:57,775 That's a lie Stanley, those are my 8 square rods. 596 00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:00,858 Yours? -Mine! -Oh, alright... 597 00:44:01,100 --> 00:44:03,011 Hold it Stanley, where are you going! 598 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:05,091 If we throw it over into your field 599 00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:07,774 who will the police believe? 600 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:15,974 Don't kid yourself. They have ways of finding things out. 601 00:44:17,020 --> 00:44:20,490 They'll check your hands, your legs, everything on you... 602 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:24,653 And prove that you two carried him. So... 603 00:44:25,940 --> 00:44:28,170 Honest to God? -Listen... 604 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:31,532 You know I always watch those police show on TV 605 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:37,053 and believe you me they're making great progress! -Elmer. 606 00:44:38,460 --> 00:44:41,338 O.K. you'll get those eight square rods, 607 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,218 may you choke on them. 608 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,337 But now tell me what should I do with him? 609 00:44:45,620 --> 00:44:49,169 How do I know that you will not cheat me out again? 610 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,254 I swear on my children. -And you? 611 00:44:53,260 --> 00:44:57,048 Okay, you grab him by the shoulders, 612 00:44:58,100 --> 00:45:03,493 and I'll grab his feet. Your wife can go prepare the deed. 613 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,937 C'mon Mary, jump to it! 614 00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:08,011 Let's go. 615 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:11,938 Listen, Stanley... -What? 616 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:14,136 You don't have an electric fence... -I don't ... 617 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:17,890 So, you tricked us. -You're not thinking of cheating me out? 618 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:19,334 No, I gave you my word. 619 00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:33,891 Where are you going? -Me? Nowhere. 620 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,131 What do you mean nowhere? -Nowhere. 621 00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:37,659 I'm taking the girl to her grandparents, 622 00:45:37,900 --> 00:45:39,697 and no one was there to meet us at the station. 623 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:41,333 I have to manage somehow. 624 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:45,493 Is this your car? -No it's not. -In that case, get lost. 625 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:53,135 Where's grandpa? -So, you're looking for the old man? -Yes. 626 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,450 I'll break your neck if you don't tell us 627 00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:59,215 where grandpa is right away! -What do I have to do with him? 628 00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:02,611 Why should I be interested in him? -I don't know. 629 00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,697 Hold it... Why did you run out of the train 630 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:07,613 just when our grandpa disappeared? 631 00:46:09,140 --> 00:46:10,971 I'm avoiding the cops, and as far as I could see 632 00:46:11,220 --> 00:46:13,609 you don't like them much either. -Not a bit, man! 633 00:46:13,860 --> 00:46:15,771 So, are you two really as stupid as you look? 634 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:19,137 What do I have to do with your grandpa? -Well nothing, really. 635 00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:23,178 Wasn't I in the bar with that chick? 636 00:46:23,460 --> 00:46:25,928 Wasn't I having drinks with her right behind you two? 637 00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:28,370 How could I have done anything to your granddad? 638 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,770 You got a point there... You couldn't have. 639 00:46:30,980 --> 00:46:37,738 There you see! The man is right. So, what's the plan now, genius? 640 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:43,292 Where are we to look for grandpa now? Why did we bother the man? 641 00:46:43,940 --> 00:46:47,057 Hey man, sorry. -No problem. 642 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,211 Fuck... So he looked suspicious! 643 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,578 You jerk! -You're a jerk, you imbecile. 644 00:46:54,900 --> 00:46:57,334 When I only think I asked mom for a little brother, 645 00:46:57,580 --> 00:47:00,458 and not a sister I feel like ripping my tongue out! 646 00:47:04,820 --> 00:47:06,617 You know so many things! 647 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:10,409 You have to. When you grow up, I'll teach you too. -Yeah! 648 00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:17,050 There! Just perfect! 649 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:22,412 Thank God. I was afraid no one would ever come by. 650 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:57,131 Did you notice he's missing a shoe? 651 00:47:57,780 --> 00:47:59,611 Screw the shoe, mind your life! 652 00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:07,135 What are you doing? -We don't have time. 653 00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:09,012 We're looking for an old man, dearie. 654 00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:11,979 I want us to pick her up. -No, we're not! -Stop! 655 00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:13,972 I will not and you can't make me! 656 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:17,535 Alright, alright. 657 00:48:27,500 --> 00:48:29,536 Where to, miss? -Grainburg. 658 00:48:29,820 --> 00:48:31,538 That's in the opposite direction. 659 00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:34,499 Wrong, I asked around. Anyway, that's where we came from. 660 00:48:34,780 --> 00:48:35,895 Get in. 661 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:52,819 That's where we came from, now you're going the wrong way. 662 00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:55,699 No, it's a short cut. The road is better. 663 00:48:56,500 --> 00:49:00,334 You asked around too? -Sure. Why would I lie to you? 664 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,535 When you were a kid, I did torture you 665 00:49:08,820 --> 00:49:11,778 and threw darts at you after I watched Robin Hood. 666 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:13,658 And I tied you up in the basement 667 00:49:13,900 --> 00:49:15,492 and did all sorts of things to you... 668 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:18,493 And you spat in my face like a real sadist, 669 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,897 and used to tie me up with the clothes line 670 00:49:22,380 --> 00:49:25,577 and poked me with the school compass. 671 00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:28,698 Do you remember what you did to me when "Treasure Island" 672 00:49:28,940 --> 00:49:31,659 was on TV? -I really overdid it then. -You sure did. 673 00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:34,010 Well, I didn't torture you enough, asshole! 674 00:49:34,220 --> 00:49:36,688 If I only knew what moron you're going to grow up to be, 675 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,408 I would have tortured you even more! -You're an imbecile! 676 00:49:39,620 --> 00:49:42,737 Just think what our father will do to us when we show up! 677 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:44,373 That's what I've been thinkin' about all the time. 678 00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:52,131 Are you sure? How do you know that? 679 00:49:52,340 --> 00:49:56,015 Through the window I saw that funny house over there. 680 00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:19,292 Hello! -Good day. 681 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:22,253 Are you from around here? -I am. -Let me ask you something. 682 00:50:22,460 --> 00:50:25,577 Have you seen an old man, rather short, wearing a purple suit? 683 00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:28,334 Wearing a purple suit? -Yes. -No I haven't. 684 00:50:28,580 --> 00:50:30,696 Think about it better. -No, I haven't. 685 00:50:31,300 --> 00:50:34,098 Maybe Elmer saw him. Elmer! 686 00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:39,331 Stanley, I found it. -Come over here. 687 00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:44,016 Here is the shoe! -Throw away the shoe, come over here. 688 00:50:45,900 --> 00:50:49,176 What shoe? -Well, his boy came back from school without a shoe. 689 00:50:50,100 --> 00:50:52,534 So the two of you came out here to look for it. -Nah... 690 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:56,088 The man is asking whether we saw an old man. 691 00:50:56,380 --> 00:50:58,655 An old man? No we didn't. -Watch it! 692 00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:03,212 Watch that, please. Now I remembered, I did see an old man. 693 00:51:03,460 --> 00:51:04,654 Where? -He went away. 694 00:51:04,900 --> 00:51:08,176 What? He just got up and left? -No. He hitched a ride. 695 00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:12,368 I didn't see any car coming from that direction. -A freezer truck. 696 00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:17,370 He hitched a ride on a freezer truck. -You mean that old man? 697 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:20,088 You get four dozen old men passing by every day? 698 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:23,656 He didn't have a strange suit, rather pinkish. 699 00:51:23,940 --> 00:51:27,615 And did he look happy? -The old man was like a spinning top. 700 00:51:27,860 --> 00:51:31,535 He got in and waved from the car... -From the freezer truck. 701 00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:35,813 ... from the freezer! He was waving. And what's he to you? 702 00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:41,135 He's, my grandpa. -My cond... well, good luck! -Goodbye! 703 00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:44,734 Let's go for a drink. -And the shoe? 704 00:51:45,540 --> 00:51:47,610 Well, we will ditch the shoe somewhere along the road. 705 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,450 Stanley, you're a genius! Everybody'll think that... 706 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,134 They will say he ran over the old man 707 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:57,334 and stashed him in the freezer.... Tough luck! 708 00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:59,098 I'll buy drinks. 709 00:52:08,220 --> 00:52:09,414 So, where are you going now? 710 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:11,491 To Grainburg. Where else? I'm taking you to the garrison. 711 00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:13,133 And the shortcut? -Forget that. 712 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,211 The farmers told me we'll get there faster this way. 713 00:52:15,460 --> 00:52:17,690 Sorry for meddling, but farmers are farmers. 714 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:20,693 And those two looked very suspicious to me. -So what? 715 00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:23,534 How do you know they didn't trick you? 716 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:27,898 And, why would a trick me? -Farmers like doing that. 717 00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:45,580 Good day. -Hello. 718 00:52:46,300 --> 00:52:49,178 License and registration, please. -What for? 719 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,456 You have made a traffic infraction. 720 00:52:51,700 --> 00:52:57,935 You were driving 73 in a 60 zone. -Where does it say so? 721 00:52:59,620 --> 00:53:02,498 There is the speed limit sign two kilometers back. 722 00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:05,814 Dear colleague, I have to say I've been driving through here 723 00:53:06,060 --> 00:53:07,732 often and there is no sign. -First of all 724 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:11,768 we are no colleagues, secondly license and registration... 725 00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:14,412 My dear colleague, I travel through here often 726 00:53:14,660 --> 00:53:17,572 and there is no sign. -All right, 727 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:20,619 step out of the vehicle and open the back. 728 00:53:25,340 --> 00:53:26,853 What for? 729 00:53:29,020 --> 00:53:31,488 Well, alright. -Let's go! -All right. 730 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,413 Listen, on your way here, you didn't happen to see an old man 731 00:53:38,700 --> 00:53:41,419 in a purple suit, fag-like, you know. -No I didn't. 732 00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:54,614 How much was I doing? Here take it. -No, I can't! 733 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:57,055 Go on, take it. -Well, alright. 734 00:53:57,380 --> 00:54:00,019 But you must know, that you look mighty suspicious to me. 735 00:54:00,300 --> 00:54:03,656 The old man you're looking for, is he for a funeral... 736 00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:06,613 I mean is he a criminal? -That's confidential information. 737 00:54:06,860 --> 00:54:08,976 I have to go. - You really didn't see anyone? 738 00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,051 No, I didn't, honest. -I'm glad to hear that. 739 00:54:11,300 --> 00:54:12,733 So long. 740 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:15,534 You're a real buddy. It's rare to meet someone like you. 741 00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:18,658 Listen, don't you need a receipt for your company? -No, receipt. 742 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:20,777 Great! Go on, drive safely. -So long. 743 00:54:41,540 --> 00:54:45,419 Let's have another one. This one is on me. 744 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:50,373 Did Mary get those papers ready? 745 00:54:52,100 --> 00:54:55,058 Did you happen to see... -We didn't. 746 00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:57,939 How do you know you didn't, when you didn't hear his question? 747 00:54:58,180 --> 00:54:59,977 Well, we just didn't. 748 00:55:00,180 --> 00:55:02,216 Why don't you hear the man out first? 749 00:55:02,460 --> 00:55:04,690 Well, alright but make it quick. We're kinda busy. 750 00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:08,979 You didn't happen to see an old man, wearing a purple suit? 751 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,216 Here, this is his shoe. 752 00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:15,934 And what are you to him? -Grandsons. 753 00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,216 How many of you did he have? 754 00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,973 Stop fooling around with us. Just answer the man. 755 00:55:22,940 --> 00:55:26,899 Take it easy. He did not see him. I did. -And? 756 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:34,456 Well, he managed to catch a ride on a freezer truck and left. 757 00:55:34,660 --> 00:55:40,053 What did you say? -He hitched a ride on a truck and left. 758 00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:43,413 What did he do? -Just like that? Put his thumb up? 759 00:55:43,660 --> 00:55:48,688 Yeah, up. Up and left. -And you saw it with your own eyes? 760 00:55:50,140 --> 00:55:54,497 Look, brother, I think these two hicks are putting us on. 761 00:55:54,740 --> 00:55:58,289 So why don't you sit down and have a cold beer, 762 00:55:58,620 --> 00:56:01,851 and you can sit and watch me beat the shit out to them, 763 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:03,738 so we can see if they will change the tune. 764 00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:06,773 I would very much appreciate watching a little violence live, 765 00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:09,898 but listen, we are already in deep shit, we have to go. 766 00:56:10,180 --> 00:56:11,659 There is no point in beating them up. -Please! 767 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:13,333 Get the move on. -Just a little! - Move it. 768 00:56:13,580 --> 00:56:15,616 Just a punch or two. -C'mon let's go. 769 00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:26,497 You shouldn't be lying! That's shameful at your age. 770 00:56:35,540 --> 00:56:39,135 It's not nice to laugh at someone else's troubles. 771 00:56:40,300 --> 00:56:41,369 Get it? 772 00:56:47,940 --> 00:56:50,374 You got your share too. -I did. 773 00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:54,330 Serves you right. It's not fair that only I should get it. 774 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:57,737 You lied, I didn't. -So did you. 775 00:56:58,100 --> 00:57:02,651 That's why I got my share. -You did... Let's have another drink. 776 00:57:03,060 --> 00:57:03,936 Yeah, let's. 777 00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:12,778 And so the famous private detective Cockney Cole, 778 00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:16,138 dressed as a freezer truck driver, continued his trip. 779 00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:19,888 He was haunted by the shocking revelation 780 00:57:20,620 --> 00:57:23,293 that there was a corpse in his truck. 781 00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:27,376 A dead Caucasian male, nicely dressed. 782 00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:33,097 Which indicated that this was the doing of the Russian Mafia 783 00:57:33,580 --> 00:57:37,255 or some other national non-government 784 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:39,730 humanitarian organization. 785 00:57:40,060 --> 00:57:42,016 What can I do with him? 786 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:50,372 Watching his boxing gloves, which reminding him 787 00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:54,738 off his youth and championship titles... 788 00:57:55,980 --> 00:57:59,211 detective Cockney Cole came up with a solution! 789 00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:01,735 We'll dump the stinker from a cliff. 790 00:58:03,380 --> 00:58:06,497 "What fucking cliff, it's all flat here" - 791 00:58:06,700 --> 00:58:09,260 mumbled the stupid detective Cockney Cole... 792 00:58:30,380 --> 00:58:32,257 Hello! It's an automatic? 793 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,699 Hey, why don't you let me check your board computer. 794 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,732 You know, if it lets you down in the middle of this wasteland, 795 00:58:37,980 --> 00:58:40,130 you're done for. C'mon step out, have yourself a cold drink. 796 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:42,769 Bob, let's check this computer out... 797 00:58:49,900 --> 00:58:50,810 Stop! 798 00:58:53,780 --> 00:58:58,012 As Cockney Cole and our suffering nation would say, 799 00:58:58,540 --> 00:59:02,294 "Wheat fields, you are our black gold." 800 00:59:24,340 --> 00:59:26,490 Hey, a policeman! He can sure tell us the way. 801 00:59:26,700 --> 00:59:28,292 Stop and we'll ask him. 802 00:59:31,620 --> 00:59:32,769 Good day. 803 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:35,136 License and registration, please. 804 00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:38,258 Excuse me, is this the road to Grainburg? 805 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,138 No, this road goes to Greentown. 806 00:59:40,380 --> 00:59:42,530 You had a turn about a kilometer back. 807 00:59:43,100 --> 00:59:46,775 License and registration. Step out of the vehicle please. 808 00:59:50,540 --> 00:59:53,213 Colleague, I'm major Gabriel, state security. 809 00:59:54,300 --> 00:59:56,689 Please don't salute. The two of them must not know. 810 00:59:57,180 --> 00:59:59,410 Have you seen a freezer truck pass by? 811 00:59:59,660 --> 01:00:02,936 Yes, just about ten minutes ago. Headed that way. 812 01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:06,289 Damn, I should have stopped it! -No, on the contrary. 813 01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,258 So, it went that way? -Yes, yes... 814 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,377 The driver looked suspicious to me right from the start. 815 01:00:10,660 --> 01:00:13,094 Don't mention this to anyone, not even to your superiors. 816 01:00:13,340 --> 01:00:15,456 At least not for some time. -Highly confidential? 817 01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,059 Affirmative. 818 01:00:17,620 --> 01:00:21,295 So, Grainburg is that way? The road is shorter this way? 819 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:24,170 Just go straight. -You are a fine man. 820 01:00:27,020 --> 01:00:29,693 What a funny policeman. First he says that we have to turn, 821 01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:33,330 then he tells us go straight. -He said it's that way. 822 01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:47,175 Such a young man, and already a major. 823 01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:51,216 And so the detective Cockney Cole solved the case 824 01:00:51,460 --> 01:00:53,451 of the frozen private eye, 825 01:00:53,860 --> 01:00:56,579 which implies that his colleague was frozen... 826 01:00:58,660 --> 01:01:01,572 Which further implies that he could have been frozen 827 01:01:01,820 --> 01:01:06,257 in the freezer truck alone. Which further implies 828 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,651 that detective Cockney Cole failed to notice this, 829 01:01:09,940 --> 01:01:13,774 and this further implies that the said detective is a... 830 01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,254 degenerate. 831 01:01:49,580 --> 01:01:51,935 Give me your video-club membership card quick! 832 01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:55,252 You're not going to... -No, you are. Watch and learn. 833 01:01:59,700 --> 01:02:03,534 Excuse me, colleague, we are from the Agency... 834 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:06,573 Have you maybe seen... -A freezer truck? 835 01:02:06,820 --> 01:02:09,857 Yes, it passed by a little while ago. -This one is psychic! 836 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:12,455 How did you know that we're looking for... -A freezer? -Yes. 837 01:02:12,740 --> 01:02:15,652 One of your fellows asked me the same thing ten minutes ago. 838 01:02:15,940 --> 01:02:18,613 So, it passed by here? -Yes, just go straight, straight... 839 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,134 Right, thank you. 840 01:02:20,380 --> 01:02:23,258 By the way, colleague, is the situation normal around here? 841 01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:31,337 Hello, central. This is Jerry. 842 01:02:33,660 --> 01:02:39,098 Jerry Shaft! Did anyone from the government agency call you guys? 843 01:02:39,300 --> 01:02:41,097 Is there some secret operation going on here? 844 01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:47,458 Well, yeah... If it's secret why would anyone tell us. Right... 845 01:02:47,700 --> 01:02:49,258 I apologize... Over and out. 846 01:02:51,380 --> 01:02:56,010 With our luck, the INTERPOL is after that freezer truck. 847 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:59,213 That should not interest us... 848 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:02,537 We're just going to pick up grandpa. -You're right. 849 01:03:12,900 --> 01:03:16,097 I think I'd make a good unit commander! 850 01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:40,497 Where the hell is it now? -Who? C'mon, tell me. 851 01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:44,415 Hey, guys I need to poop. -Go and poop. 852 01:03:44,660 --> 01:03:46,616 I can't I'm afraid. -Afraid of what? 853 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:48,856 I don't know. -Go on with the kid. 854 01:03:49,780 --> 01:03:50,974 Women! 855 01:04:14,820 --> 01:04:17,573 My, my, as if he were alive. 856 01:04:23,580 --> 01:04:26,048 But he didn't thaw! 857 01:04:44,100 --> 01:04:46,216 Are you okay now, darling? -Now it's super! 858 01:04:51,620 --> 01:04:54,851 What are you waiting for? -Why, are you in a rush? 859 01:04:55,060 --> 01:04:56,254 Sort of... 860 01:04:57,340 --> 01:05:01,333 Are you looking for a freezer truck? -How do you know? 861 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,932 Female intuition. And why are you looking for it? 862 01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,454 It's a long story. 863 01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,372 I guess it's time for me to hear this story. 864 01:05:08,620 --> 01:05:10,053 Maybe some other time. 865 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:15,173 Only if you swear that you will explain why we got off the train 866 01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:18,776 and why we are now roaming this plain... -And? 867 01:05:19,060 --> 01:05:22,097 And if you swear that this time you will tell me the truth 868 01:05:22,380 --> 01:05:24,496 for a change... -Then you will do what? 869 01:05:24,740 --> 01:05:27,493 I will tell you where the freezer truck is. -I swear. 870 01:05:28,660 --> 01:05:30,696 On your mother's life! -On my mother's life.... 871 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:35,018 And don't keep your fingers crossed. -I am not! Damn! 872 01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:38,536 I swear on my mother's life. Where is the freezer truck? 873 01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:43,375 So, he got lost too! C'mon, get in. 874 01:05:56,820 --> 01:05:58,378 The story! -What? 875 01:05:59,060 --> 01:06:01,893 You swore! -Oh, that! Later... 876 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:11,934 Grandpa... Lookin' good. Real good. 877 01:06:12,580 --> 01:06:14,935 Listen, grandpa, now I have to go and find a place 878 01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:16,972 where I can dump you... 879 01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:21,896 So if anyone comes and asks about Norman or Cockney Cole, 880 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:26,890 whatever... You just act like you're frozen stiff, get it? 881 01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:56,539 Here's grandpa. Maya, come over and help me! -What? 882 01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:59,533 C'mon, help me get him off the truck.. -You can't do it alone? 883 01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:01,014 I guess I can't. 884 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:09,410 Hello... God, he's cold! -Well... old age, poor health... 885 01:07:10,060 --> 01:07:11,493 Yeah, but he isn't even breathing. 886 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:13,332 He's only unconscious. 887 01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:16,616 Ouch! 888 01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:22,051 I think you owe me an explanation! 889 01:07:30,540 --> 01:07:32,496 What are we doing exactly? 890 01:07:32,940 --> 01:07:37,695 Secret assignment, State security. This man is the key. 891 01:07:38,980 --> 01:07:42,416 You can't be a cop! -Well, yeah... 892 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:47,330 Too bad! I kinda started to like you. 893 01:07:48,580 --> 01:07:52,175 Hey, bro, if we keep going like this, 894 01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:56,174 we'll get across the border. -Is it possible 895 01:07:56,420 --> 01:08:00,811 that you can't keep your mouth shut for two minutes? -No way. 896 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:22,653 Grandpa, grandpa... Like in a bad crime film! 897 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:28,254 The body is missing, and the plot only started to thicken... 898 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:34,257 Grandpa! Where are you? 899 01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:38,730 Never mind... Like Willy Van der Paksho said, 900 01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:41,016 "the scratchy ass will need fingers". 901 01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:32,459 I can see dad looking at the clock. 902 01:09:35,100 --> 01:09:37,694 And getting very nervous. 903 01:09:46,220 --> 01:09:47,016 There it is! 904 01:10:02,100 --> 01:10:04,694 C'mon, get out! Move it! 905 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:10,808 Where's grandpa? 906 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:13,534 Grandpa, what grandpa? -Grandpa! 907 01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:15,970 My grandpa! Where's my grandpa? Our grandpa! 908 01:10:16,220 --> 01:10:20,213 Where's our grandpa? -Are you fuckin' with me? 909 01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:23,613 I'm not! Honest to God! -Goddam you! Asshole! 910 01:10:27,980 --> 01:10:29,936 Hold on a minute, Mike. Hold it. 911 01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:33,250 Lay off me, fatso! 912 01:10:36,340 --> 01:10:39,252 Now we're going to do it nice and easy. -We are. 913 01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:42,771 Good day. -Good day. Grandpa? -What grandpa? 914 01:10:43,220 --> 01:10:46,496 An old man in a purple suit. Where is he? 915 01:10:46,780 --> 01:10:51,092 Speak! I'll get you and your fat momma! I'll cut up your momma!!! 916 01:10:51,340 --> 01:10:53,649 I like your style. It's so civilized! 917 01:10:53,900 --> 01:10:57,336 Grandpa! Grandpa... purple suit... get it? 918 01:10:57,580 --> 01:10:59,810 Oh, grandpa. THAT grandpa? -That grandpa. 919 01:11:00,060 --> 01:11:02,733 Why didn't you say so! -Is everyone here crazy 920 01:11:02,980 --> 01:11:05,130 or is it just a bunch of old men strolling in the fields 921 01:11:05,380 --> 01:11:07,291 and riding in freezer trucks? -No, no, no... 922 01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:10,100 I just gave a ride to your granddad. He asked me nicely. 923 01:11:10,340 --> 01:11:14,219 And? -I gave him a lift to the forest. -Really? -I did. 924 01:11:14,460 --> 01:11:16,451 He asked you for a lift? -Very politely. 925 01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:19,533 Then he got out and started to walk. -He got out for a walk? 926 01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:20,735 Yeah, to the forest. 927 01:11:20,980 --> 01:11:24,655 You didn't get to talk on the way? -We did. 928 01:11:25,220 --> 01:11:27,609 You did...? So what did grandpa say? 929 01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:29,697 Well, things. Old folk are all alike. 930 01:11:29,900 --> 01:11:34,690 Did he tell you how is it to be dead? -He didn't. 931 01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:37,818 Too bad. It will come in handy! 932 01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:03,491 Calm down, my brother is a little crazy, 933 01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,009 but he can't help it... Runs in the family. 934 01:12:06,260 --> 01:12:11,129 When I was a kid, everyone called me Crazy. 935 01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:14,497 They did. -But he doesn't look it. 936 01:12:14,940 --> 01:12:17,659 Well, I'll tell you how it happened. 937 01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:20,574 I was driving my freezer truck, and I get stopped by a cop. 938 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:23,209 So, he tells me to show him what I have in the back... 939 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:26,816 So I open up the back of the freezer and see a dead man. 940 01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:28,214 Your grandpa. 941 01:12:28,460 --> 01:12:31,293 How did grandpa get in there? -I really don't know. Honest. 942 01:12:31,540 --> 01:12:33,770 So, I see grandpa right away and I realize, 943 01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:36,409 this is gonna get me a long stretch in the cooler. 944 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:40,335 So I stopped to get rid of him, dump him, stash him and run. 945 01:12:40,620 --> 01:12:42,212 So I go out to look for a good place, I come back, 946 01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:44,775 and he's gone! -Stop shitting us! He got off to stretch his legs? 947 01:12:45,020 --> 01:12:46,453 He was gone, I swear! 948 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,770 If you two hadn't shown up, I would have gone crazy! 949 01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:51,494 Okay, tell me where is that place you wanted to dump him at? 950 01:12:51,740 --> 01:12:54,129 What place? -Where you wanted to dump him. -Up, there! 951 01:12:54,940 --> 01:12:56,259 Mike, C'mon let's go look for grandpa. 952 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:58,377 And can I go? -You can. Hold it. 953 01:12:58,660 --> 01:13:00,412 It's not that I don't believe you, 954 01:13:00,660 --> 01:13:03,128 but just in case you lied to us, 955 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:05,729 I'll let Mike work you over a little more. 956 01:13:05,980 --> 01:13:08,016 No offense meant. You understand. 957 01:13:08,540 --> 01:13:10,929 It will also do him good to let of steam! 958 01:13:18,620 --> 01:13:21,498 Maya, come out a moment. -Why? 959 01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:24,329 So I can slit your throat, rape you, 960 01:13:24,620 --> 01:13:27,771 burn you with gasoline and bury you in the forest. -Okay! 961 01:13:35,660 --> 01:13:37,093 What is it you wanted? 962 01:13:39,100 --> 01:13:41,660 Never mind, you don't have to tell me if you don't want to. 963 01:13:41,900 --> 01:13:44,778 I have, damn it! I can't lie to you any more. 964 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:46,539 I've been lying all my life. 965 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:48,418 Tin Man, that's what they call me, 966 01:13:48,660 --> 01:13:50,457 'cause I don't have a heart like the woodcutter in Wizard of Oz. 967 01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,093 I've seen the movie. 968 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:54,851 You'll despise me after this. -I won't. 969 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,971 You will. -Okay, I will. 970 01:13:58,460 --> 01:14:01,418 You see, I'm a... You'll despise me... 971 01:14:01,820 --> 01:14:03,731 Go on, say it already! 972 01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:09,139 Say something, damn it! 973 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:13,533 What, is that the only problem? -Only?! Crazy Ronny is "only"?! 974 01:14:14,060 --> 01:14:17,814 So what? We go back, we find the dope and we split. 975 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:21,371 Where do I find it? 976 01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:27,093 He should kill me! I'm a criminal. 977 01:14:27,340 --> 01:14:30,616 My trade is human suffering. -Well, everybody has a job. 978 01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:33,693 I know, but I'm a bad man. -Bullshit! 979 01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:35,852 I mean, you're taking care of the kid. 980 01:14:36,100 --> 01:14:38,455 You could have gotten rid of her easily, 981 01:14:38,700 --> 01:14:41,419 and instead you picked me up too. -Man, this is stupid. 982 01:14:41,660 --> 01:14:44,015 I'm telling you that I'm bad and you keep telling me I'm not. 983 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,535 Listen. You think too much. 984 01:14:46,780 --> 01:14:49,055 What you need is a rational female brain 985 01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:51,768 to get you out of this shit. -Meaning what? 986 01:14:52,020 --> 01:14:54,409 Meaning that I'm taking over the command. 987 01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:56,970 First we're gonna return grandpa. -Where? 988 01:14:57,260 --> 01:15:00,013 To the cemetery. That's where he should be, right? 989 01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:03,254 We'll spare the relatives the transportation expenses. 990 01:15:03,540 --> 01:15:05,417 And your boyfriend in the army? 991 01:15:05,700 --> 01:15:07,213 Look, I wouldn't pass this sort of adventure 992 01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:11,373 for anything in the world! Let's head for the cemetery. -Jawohl! 993 01:15:21,420 --> 01:15:23,570 It's dark. -It is. 994 01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:29,570 No trace of grandpa. -None. 995 01:15:32,860 --> 01:15:34,896 We're screwed! -You're right. 996 01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:41,258 Fuck... -Yeah, fuck... 997 01:15:45,900 --> 01:15:49,097 Hey genius! -Fuck you, asshole! 998 01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:51,132 Genius, I just wanted to ask you... 999 01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:53,217 Shut the fuck up, will you! 1000 01:15:56,060 --> 01:15:59,894 Stop breaching my civil rights! 1001 01:16:00,260 --> 01:16:06,256 What the fuck is wrong with you? -Screw you! Stop hitting me! 1002 01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:09,810 Noooow, I remembered who the guy in the train was! 1003 01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:12,369 He's a dealer for Ronny. -Who is? 1004 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:17,091 The guy with the kid! -What does he do? -He pushes dope. 1005 01:16:17,340 --> 01:16:21,094 He stole grandpa to cut him open and smuggle dope inside him! 1006 01:16:21,340 --> 01:16:22,409 Let's go! 1007 01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:25,089 He ain't gonna use my grandpa for smuggling. 1008 01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:38,936 Let's celebrate. -What are we to celebrate? 1009 01:16:39,580 --> 01:16:43,732 My new eight square rods. -Hey, yeah. I nearly forgot. 1010 01:16:44,220 --> 01:16:46,370 Don't you forget that! 1011 01:16:47,020 --> 01:16:51,810 Did you see those two? And who the hell was that grandpa! 1012 01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:54,494 Forget it! Good thing we got rid of them. 1013 01:16:54,700 --> 01:16:57,851 You're right. Let them chase the guy in the freezer truck. 1014 01:16:58,060 --> 01:17:00,893 That's their problem. -The tall one hits really hard. 1015 01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:04,497 He should be ashamed... Beating on older people... 1016 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:07,056 Completely innocent. 1017 01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:09,534 Well, cheers. 1018 01:17:10,180 --> 01:17:14,332 Station commander, major Jerry.... Shaft. 1019 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,811 Doesn't sound bad at all! 1020 01:17:47,220 --> 01:17:49,017 Hey, look at this! 1021 01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,891 Here they already know he's dead. 1022 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:54,455 It says: "After a long and consuming illness..." 1023 01:17:54,700 --> 01:17:56,213 But he was alive today! 1024 01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:59,776 Hold it! Could it be? Now I understand everything. 1025 01:18:00,020 --> 01:18:01,499 You mean...? 1026 01:18:01,780 --> 01:18:04,294 I'll explain it to you later. Let's put him in the casket. 1027 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:11,292 That's the only explanation. -But why did everyone lie? 1028 01:18:11,620 --> 01:18:13,975 No one wants to have anything to do with a dead man, 1029 01:18:14,220 --> 01:18:17,053 and particularly not with the police. -Poor grandpa. 1030 01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,537 Poor me! Where am I to find the dope now? 1031 01:18:20,780 --> 01:18:24,455 Is it a small packet? -Yes sweetie, a little packet. 1032 01:18:25,180 --> 01:18:28,252 A man took it. -Which man? 1033 01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:31,579 The one without any hair. -The bald one? 1034 01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:35,449 On the count of three. -Yes. 1035 01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:39,379 Why didn't you tell me right away? 1036 01:18:39,620 --> 01:18:42,771 You didn't ask me. -I know! The traveling salesman. 1037 01:18:43,020 --> 01:18:45,580 The one that sat opposite. He went to Grainburg. 1038 01:18:45,820 --> 01:18:50,940 How do you know? Someone's gonna get it for this! 1039 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:55,099 No! I have a plan. We agreed that I'm in command now. 1040 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,728 Aye, aye! 1041 01:19:06,980 --> 01:19:10,211 So, you're here! And when they were beating me up, 1042 01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:12,098 you weren't around. Look what they've done to me. 1043 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:17,257 I get it... -First thing... -Where's grandpa? 1044 01:19:17,900 --> 01:19:20,209 Second thing... -I mustn't lie to you. 1045 01:19:20,540 --> 01:19:22,019 Third thing... 1046 01:19:22,380 --> 01:19:25,372 I mustn't lie to you when I tell you where's grandpa. 1047 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:28,168 So, where's grandpa? -I don't know! 1048 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:32,812 But you posture clearly indicates that you are ready 1049 01:19:33,060 --> 01:19:35,972 to hit someone. Since I'm the only one here, that would be me. 1050 01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:38,814 And that gives me the strength to continue. 1051 01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,570 They were two degenerates... 1052 01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:47,017 Where are those two? -I don't know, but... 1053 01:19:55,940 --> 01:20:01,697 So, you always preferred older men? -Well, yes. 1054 01:20:02,020 --> 01:20:05,695 I mean, at school I had some problems because of it. 1055 01:20:05,940 --> 01:20:08,500 You know, the classmates full of acne, 1056 01:20:08,780 --> 01:20:12,136 and always ready to shoot their mouth off. -Well yes.. 1057 01:20:12,380 --> 01:20:16,498 But their fathers, and the professors.... 1058 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:23,612 I always liked mature men, with a bit of gray hair, 1059 01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:29,014 or thin hair... Sorry! -Never mind... 1060 01:20:30,100 --> 01:20:32,819 You know, I've heard it's a hormonal thing. 1061 01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:36,934 I mean men with plenty of male hormones, 1062 01:20:37,220 --> 01:20:39,939 the manly types, they loose their hair faster. 1063 01:20:40,180 --> 01:20:43,536 Well, probably. Actually, you're right. It is so! 1064 01:20:43,780 --> 01:20:49,252 That would mean that they make better lovers, true men! 1065 01:20:49,660 --> 01:20:52,697 Not those faggots with hair. 1066 01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:57,698 I always say that, but no one believes me. 1067 01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:01,057 Waiter! Two more cocktails. 1068 01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:06,530 You see, I don't drink, but here I'm a little lonely. 1069 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:10,654 Really? I feel lonely too. 1070 01:21:10,940 --> 01:21:14,057 I have to confess, I noticed you back at the train. 1071 01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:18,128 I realized you were looking at me! -Really? 1072 01:21:21,700 --> 01:21:22,735 Damn! 1073 01:21:31,180 --> 01:21:35,378 A real maniac! A D-cup! 1074 01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:52,532 Well, Simon.... 1075 01:21:55,540 --> 01:22:05,256 Thank you for these wonderful two hours and 22 minutes! 1076 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:12,290 Now I have to go to bed! I get up early in the morning! 1077 01:22:12,540 --> 01:22:16,374 Hold it, wait! Stay for just one more drink. 1078 01:22:21,500 --> 01:22:26,779 Oh, no, really. -Forget it. Simon here isn't naive. 1079 01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:29,416 "No, no" but you really do want! 1080 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:31,656 You're not gonna try to rape me? 1081 01:22:31,940 --> 01:22:36,092 No... But you can't imagine what a good fuck I am! 1082 01:22:36,420 --> 01:22:38,172 Stop playing games and teasing. 1083 01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:40,490 I guess I will never know what I missed. 1084 01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:42,975 Good night and so long. -Come back here! 1085 01:22:48,740 --> 01:22:50,059 I said, so long! 1086 01:23:02,940 --> 01:23:06,489 Where were you?! He could have raped me! -No chance! 1087 01:23:07,420 --> 01:23:08,819 I thought you were an innocent girl 1088 01:23:09,060 --> 01:23:10,778 and you're into martial arts! Where did you learn that. 1089 01:23:11,020 --> 01:23:12,089 In ballet classes? 1090 01:23:12,340 --> 01:23:13,659 In solfeggio! Did you find the dope? 1091 01:23:13,900 --> 01:23:16,619 The maniac is hiding it somewhere... In the shoes! 1092 01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:19,090 Where's the heroin? -Where?! - I don't know. 1093 01:23:20,140 --> 01:23:22,779 You don't know, but you managed to throw grandpa off the train. 1094 01:23:23,060 --> 01:23:24,857 Where's the package you snatched from him? 1095 01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:28,854 Some whore took the package. -Gimme a coat hanger. 1096 01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:32,608 What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to stay downstairs? 1097 01:23:32,900 --> 01:23:36,609 I was bored, and some people were looking for you. 1098 01:23:36,820 --> 01:23:38,139 What people? 1099 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:40,289 Us! 1100 01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:46,169 My, my it's the whole group from the train! 1101 01:23:47,020 --> 01:23:49,329 Now we're gonna get some explanations! 1102 01:23:49,580 --> 01:23:52,538 And there's some beating to be done! 1103 01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:56,018 What's up, baby? -Where's our grandpa? 1104 01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:58,372 Look guys, you're looking for your grandpa. 1105 01:23:58,620 --> 01:24:00,576 You don't have to thank me, your grandpa is... 1106 01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:03,380 I'd like to know that too! Where's this grandpa. 1107 01:24:03,660 --> 01:24:07,653 Who is he? What the hell is happening here?! 1108 01:24:08,780 --> 01:24:12,090 Look, colleague... -You're no colleague of mine, you jerk! 1109 01:24:12,340 --> 01:24:14,615 What kind of a moron do you think I am? 1110 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:17,050 I checked up on all of you. 1111 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:21,575 This is much nicer and more elegant. 1112 01:24:22,300 --> 01:24:24,370 Now let's all take a stroll down to the station 1113 01:24:24,660 --> 01:24:26,332 and we'll clear everything out there. C'mon! 1114 01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:28,377 Are you arresting us? 1115 01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:33,455 I'm taking you out for a drink! Move it! 1116 01:24:43,340 --> 01:24:46,537 Look, he's got nothing on us. They don't stand a chance. 1117 01:24:46,780 --> 01:24:48,657 Even cops don't take this guy seriously. 1118 01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:50,174 They realize he's a fool. 1119 01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:52,650 You seem to have a lot of experience in the matter. 1120 01:24:52,900 --> 01:24:55,130 You sound like you got through law school. 1121 01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:57,729 When we get out of here, unless we kill you on the spot, 1122 01:24:57,980 --> 01:25:00,938 you can get a job with our company as a lawyer! 1123 01:25:01,380 --> 01:25:03,655 Get out of here, you stinker! 1124 01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:06,811 Now, where's the fuckin' grandpa? 1125 01:25:07,060 --> 01:25:09,620 Don't talk about grandpa like that, you moron. 1126 01:25:09,860 --> 01:25:12,135 Look as far as grandpa is concerned, it's all finished. 1127 01:25:12,380 --> 01:25:13,699 We took him to the cemetery 1128 01:25:13,980 --> 01:25:16,096 and all you have to do is to get him buried. -No shit? 1129 01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:18,939 Wha'? -Seriously. The two of them can confirm it. 1130 01:25:22,220 --> 01:25:25,974 We owe you one for this. You're a real pal. 1131 01:25:26,620 --> 01:25:29,339 Though you were the most suspicious at the beginning. 1132 01:25:29,740 --> 01:25:33,130 Actually, this one here is to blame, this bald stinker. 1133 01:25:33,380 --> 01:25:34,654 Goddamn you! 1134 01:25:34,900 --> 01:25:36,458 Man, am I gonna kick your but when we get out! 1135 01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:38,418 Don't Mike. We have to get to the cemetery in time. 1136 01:25:38,660 --> 01:25:40,571 We gotta get changed! -But we're under arrest! 1137 01:25:40,820 --> 01:25:42,173 Watch me! 1138 01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:46,692 Ladies and gentlemen, we are in a rush, so good bye. 1139 01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:51,099 It was nice meeting you. I wish you the best of things. 1140 01:25:52,260 --> 01:25:54,216 Hey, wait for me! 1141 01:26:01,180 --> 01:26:06,538 What a police station! Everyone gets in and out as they please. 1142 01:26:06,860 --> 01:26:08,259 Shall we? 1143 01:26:08,540 --> 01:26:10,815 Down from the second floor? No, thanks. 1144 01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:15,888 May I? -Sure... 1145 01:26:18,900 --> 01:26:21,130 If someone had told me... ! 1146 01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:24,059 If someone had told me I'd fall in love in a police station, 1147 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:26,939 I wouldn't have believed him. Do you come here often? 1148 01:26:27,220 --> 01:26:29,097 It's my first time here. 1149 01:26:42,980 --> 01:26:43,890 Thank you... 1150 01:26:47,100 --> 01:26:48,533 What about your boyfriend? 1151 01:26:48,820 --> 01:26:51,334 Screw the boyfriend, what about the dope? 1152 01:26:51,580 --> 01:26:53,411 Screw the dope, love is important! 1153 01:27:12,340 --> 01:27:14,296 What are you yelling for, you made me jump! 1154 01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:16,258 The deceased is here. -We know he's here. 1155 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:18,138 Thank God he is! We gotta get dressed quickly, 1156 01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:19,773 the relatives are about to arrive. 1157 01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:22,375 I don't think this is a proper place for that... 1158 01:27:22,620 --> 01:27:24,850 Shut up, or I'll set my brother on you! 1159 01:27:26,500 --> 01:27:29,060 Get lost. Here, take a necktie. 1160 01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:31,131 Where did you get such awful ties? 1161 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:32,893 Pat the Jailbird gave them to me. 1162 01:27:33,180 --> 01:27:36,297 Pat the Jailbird? -Yes... -Well, if he gave them to you... 1163 01:27:36,540 --> 01:27:38,053 He told me they're the latest fashion... 1164 01:27:44,380 --> 01:27:46,769 I told you! No body, no case! 1165 01:27:47,780 --> 01:27:50,010 Where do we go now? -Now? 1166 01:27:51,980 --> 01:27:54,813 You two get in the car, I have something to finish up. 1167 01:27:55,020 --> 01:27:56,419 Then I'll take you out. 1168 01:27:58,660 --> 01:28:01,652 Hey, Eight ball, aren't you ashamed of yourself? 1169 01:28:01,860 --> 01:28:03,054 First you throw a man off a train 1170 01:28:03,260 --> 01:28:04,852 and then you pick his pocket too! 1171 01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:06,539 You wouldn't dare beat me up 1172 01:28:06,780 --> 01:28:08,611 here in front of the police station, would you? 1173 01:28:08,860 --> 01:28:11,249 Would you like us to go over to the public library? 1174 01:28:11,980 --> 01:28:14,175 Just joking. Why would I pick on you? 1175 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:24,053 Where is his shoe? 1176 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:26,171 How would I know, I threw it away somewhere. 1177 01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:27,694 Where did you throw it away? 1178 01:28:27,940 --> 01:28:29,771 I don't remember. Somewhere along the road. 1179 01:28:30,020 --> 01:28:32,250 We can't bury grandpa without a shoe, you idiot! 1180 01:28:32,500 --> 01:28:34,650 He doesn't need shoes now anyway. 1181 01:28:34,860 --> 01:28:36,771 Get your shoes off! -My shoes? 1182 01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:41,258 Not mine, for sure! Get them off! -No way, man! 1183 01:28:42,060 --> 01:28:43,254 Is that so? 1184 01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:48,814 You're a dead man! 1185 01:29:02,380 --> 01:29:05,133 Would you like some potato chips? -I want a big one! 1186 01:29:05,780 --> 01:29:07,498 Here you are. 1187 01:29:09,860 --> 01:29:11,293 I want some to! 1188 01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,578 Let the kid enjoy her chips. -Hey, it's a big bag! 1189 01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:20,295 Where were you?! I was looking for you for days! 1190 01:29:20,580 --> 01:29:22,218 Are you crazy or what? 1191 01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:25,008 Anna, let's go, sweetie. -I don't want to! 1192 01:29:25,460 --> 01:29:27,655 Honey, mommy's here. C'mon, let's go. 1193 01:29:30,500 --> 01:29:32,491 I'm sorry Anna, you have to. 1194 01:29:32,820 --> 01:29:34,299 Let's go, child. 1195 01:29:36,820 --> 01:29:38,572 They should take her away from you! 1196 01:29:38,860 --> 01:29:41,249 Why don't you go to the cops and report me? Tell them: 1197 01:29:41,540 --> 01:29:44,338 "She's a drug addict, I know that, 'cause I'm her dealer." 1198 01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:46,059 Get lost, freak! 1199 01:29:47,500 --> 01:29:49,252 By the way, I almost forgot. 1200 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:52,412 Do you know who has been looking for you lately? Ronny! 1201 01:29:52,940 --> 01:29:58,014 That means you're an ex dealer.. And an ex-living person. 1202 01:30:00,980 --> 01:30:02,129 Ciao Anna. 1203 01:30:09,940 --> 01:30:14,775 Anna... look what mommy brought you. 1204 01:30:16,020 --> 01:30:17,533 Where did you get it? 1205 01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:20,818 From a bald guy that tried to hit on me at the hotel. 1206 01:30:21,060 --> 01:30:22,459 And what's inside? 1207 01:30:22,780 --> 01:30:26,090 No idea. Judging by the wrapping, its something for kids. 1208 01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:03,258 So, there you are! Where's your grandfather? -He's here, dad. 1209 01:31:03,860 --> 01:31:06,658 Where else would he be? -Here's grandpa, dad. 1210 01:31:26,780 --> 01:31:29,453 First a slap 'cause you're grinning and your grandpa died. 1211 01:31:29,740 --> 01:31:34,256 You'll get more because you shamed me like no one ever did! 1212 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,377 Why, dad? -What do you mean, dad? 1213 01:31:36,620 --> 01:31:39,851 What do I mean?! I took out all our relatives 1214 01:31:40,100 --> 01:31:42,534 to the train station, to kill some time! 1215 01:31:42,780 --> 01:31:44,771 We had nothing better to do than to hang around 1216 01:31:45,060 --> 01:31:47,449 there for three hours waiting for you two imbeciles! 1217 01:31:47,700 --> 01:31:50,055 And them we were waiting for you here! 1218 01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:55,414 What did I do to deserve you two morons for sons... ! 1219 01:31:57,020 --> 01:32:02,378 Asshole, that's no way to behave in front of my dead father... 1220 01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:07,057 you motherfucker you! -Honey, please. 1221 01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:09,208 I told you a hundred times 1222 01:32:09,460 --> 01:32:11,530 not to hit me in front of the children. 1223 01:32:12,780 --> 01:32:16,011 And you two ought to be ashamed! You're big boys now.... 1224 01:32:17,180 --> 01:32:22,129 And yet you show no respect to my dead father, your grandfather? 1225 01:32:22,580 --> 01:32:25,253 Hell, you're as bad as your father! 1226 01:32:26,500 --> 01:32:29,537 You want all these rotten relatives 1227 01:32:29,780 --> 01:32:32,055 to laugh behind your back... Is that what you want? 1228 01:32:32,860 --> 01:32:36,455 Woe!!! My dear papa. 1229 01:32:40,260 --> 01:32:44,412 Why did you leave me so suddenly... !!! 1230 01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:56,698 Aha! I got you now! 1231 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:59,092 What is the matter? 1232 01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:05,450 Here's the body! Well, ladies and gentlemen... 1233 01:33:05,940 --> 01:33:07,339 What do you want? 1234 01:33:07,580 --> 01:33:10,572 As of this moment you are all under arrest. 1235 01:33:11,660 --> 01:33:13,651 Follow me! Move it! 1236 01:33:16,380 --> 01:33:20,259 C'mon, get moving! Evacuate the premises! Faster! 1237 01:33:21,260 --> 01:33:25,890 Regroup over there! Snap to it. 1238 01:33:26,860 --> 01:33:29,090 Faster! 1239 01:33:33,500 --> 01:33:35,491 There are so many of you! 1240 01:33:44,260 --> 01:33:46,694 And you too father! You're particularly suspicious! 1241 01:33:46,980 --> 01:33:49,210 I wonder which organization you belong to! 1242 01:33:58,500 --> 01:34:00,695 So, it's you I've been waiting for! 1243 01:34:01,860 --> 01:34:04,613 Well, I couldn't make the appointment myself. 1244 01:34:05,340 --> 01:34:06,932 I unloaded some golden trinkets. 1245 01:34:07,220 --> 01:34:09,575 I'm on my way to pick up some dough from a man. -And? 1246 01:34:09,860 --> 01:34:11,498 Well, I thought you could give me just a half, 1247 01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:13,816 to pull myself together. 1248 01:34:14,260 --> 01:34:16,455 Hey, if you don't trust me, I'll leave the kid with you 1249 01:34:16,740 --> 01:34:19,379 until I come back with the dough. I'll bring it all, 1250 01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:22,049 even what I owe you from before. 1251 01:34:22,820 --> 01:34:24,776 Okay, here's a quarter... 1252 01:34:25,660 --> 01:34:32,054 Come back soon or the kid will get old quick. 1253 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:35,976 Sure I'm coming back, I'm her mother, aren't I? 1254 01:34:42,540 --> 01:34:43,609 Scram! 1255 01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:46,375 Thanks. 1256 01:34:50,660 --> 01:34:53,174 Let's go to the seaside. I got a friend down there. 1257 01:34:53,420 --> 01:34:55,980 Perfect! But I don't have a swimming suit. 1258 01:34:56,300 --> 01:34:59,178 What do you need one? -And the money? 1259 01:34:59,420 --> 01:35:00,899 Now that there's no dope, there's no money. 1260 01:35:01,180 --> 01:35:02,533 Screw the money! 1261 01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:04,609 Hi guys! 1262 01:35:06,220 --> 01:35:09,610 Look at this! You ran away or something? -I did not. 1263 01:35:09,860 --> 01:35:12,420 She pawned you again? -I'm coming with you. 1264 01:35:12,740 --> 01:35:15,254 No way! Who is gonna look after you? Out of the question! 1265 01:35:15,580 --> 01:35:17,252 And if I give you this? 1266 01:35:17,740 --> 01:35:19,617 What a genius! Bravo. Where did you get this? 1267 01:35:19,900 --> 01:35:23,210 Mommy gave me. She got it from that man without any hair. 1268 01:35:23,820 --> 01:35:26,129 You know what...! We must make a kid like this pronto! 1269 01:35:26,380 --> 01:35:28,371 You can't. You already have me! 1270 01:35:28,980 --> 01:35:30,971 We're taking you to your grandparents and that's final! 1271 01:35:31,260 --> 01:35:32,773 Then I won't give you the packet. 1272 01:35:33,060 --> 01:35:35,972 She's a blackmailer now! -She deserves to go to the sea. 1273 01:35:36,260 --> 01:35:38,933 That's kidnapping. Ten years minimum. 1274 01:35:39,180 --> 01:35:40,772 With my previous record, I'd get at least twenty! 1275 01:35:41,060 --> 01:35:43,096 Take her, please. 1276 01:35:43,780 --> 01:35:47,568 Out of the question! Gimme that! Don't make me use force! 1277 01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:48,935 Give it! 1278 01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:52,413 You little worm! 1279 01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:02,375 Silence! Silence, all of you! 1280 01:36:04,060 --> 01:36:06,335 Who brought you here? -I did! 1281 01:36:08,100 --> 01:36:11,854 On what grounds, may I ask? -They were burying a corpse. 1282 01:36:12,100 --> 01:36:13,328 Come over here. 1283 01:36:16,580 --> 01:36:20,129 Boss, this is no ordinary corpse. The INTERPOL is looking for it! 1284 01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:21,574 Really? 1285 01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:26,095 What INTERPOL are you talking about, you hoodlum? 1286 01:36:27,100 --> 01:36:29,489 No INTERPOL is looking for my father-in-law. 1287 01:36:29,780 --> 01:36:32,578 He was a fine and honest man! -To the office! -Yes sir! 1288 01:36:41,580 --> 01:36:43,855 Darling, you go straight to the cemetery! 1289 01:36:44,340 --> 01:36:48,094 And the rest of you... aren't you shamed of yourselves? 1290 01:36:48,340 --> 01:36:52,253 My poor father had probably been buried three times by now! 1291 01:36:55,220 --> 01:36:58,257 How come there's no one at the funeral? 1292 01:36:59,020 --> 01:37:01,090 Maybe he was a scrooge. 1293 01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:10,136 The insurance policy!!! 1294 01:37:33,740 --> 01:37:36,698 This isn't funny. -It isn't funny? 1295 01:37:37,180 --> 01:37:39,216 What do you mean it isn't funny buddy...? 1296 01:37:39,500 --> 01:37:41,491 Do you know what happened to me? 1297 01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:45,819 I was off with my freezer truck... Okay, it isn't funny... 1298 01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:41,179 Why did you do that for? 1299 01:38:41,420 --> 01:38:45,095 Well... It makes the crops grow taller. -And Ronny? 1300 01:38:47,020 --> 01:38:48,453 Here, read this. 1301 01:38:49,060 --> 01:38:50,539 "Crime lord killed..." 1302 01:38:56,620 --> 01:38:57,689 That's him? 1303 01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:01,977 I guess there is a God! 1304 01:39:04,020 --> 01:39:06,170 Now you're my mommy and daddy. 1305 01:39:06,460 --> 01:39:08,018 Where did you pop up from? 1306 01:39:08,300 --> 01:39:10,336 You can't leave her now here in the middle of nowhere. 1307 01:39:10,620 --> 01:39:13,532 We have a deal? You're my new mom and dad! 1308 01:39:13,820 --> 01:39:15,811 I don't know, sunshine, maybe we are. 1309 01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:20,213 Just what I needed. You two! Sit back. Let's sing! 1310 01:39:34,980 --> 01:39:38,211 "The little train started across the fields 1311 01:39:38,460 --> 01:39:41,418 the little train left at the break of dawn. 1312 01:39:41,780 --> 01:39:46,649 That little train that leaves choo-choo clouds behind. 1313 01:39:47,780 --> 01:39:51,614 And in the fields there's always some cow amazed to see 1314 01:39:51,940 --> 01:39:57,378 that little train pass and leave choo-choo clouds behind. 1315 01:39:59,820 --> 01:40:03,017 Now it's riding across a flowery meadow 1316 01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:06,451 where the sweet smell covers all. 1317 01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:09,538 To let the flowers know its joy 1318 01:40:09,820 --> 01:40:12,778 the little train leaves choo-choo clouds behind. 1319 01:40:17,940 --> 01:40:20,773 Once I'll head across the fields 1320 01:40:21,260 --> 01:40:24,491 and leave at the break of dawn. 1321 01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:27,129 I'll get on the little train that leaves 1322 01:40:27,860 --> 01:40:30,249 choo-choo clouds of smoke..." 1323 01:40:50,540 --> 01:40:51,939 Why do I have to dig, 1324 01:40:52,260 --> 01:40:53,932 while you're standing there like a jerk? 1325 01:40:54,220 --> 01:40:56,450 You imbecile! Because we have only one shovel, 1326 01:40:56,740 --> 01:41:00,449 and I have to keep watch! -I always do all the work! 1327 01:41:00,740 --> 01:41:02,571 I'm the older one and therefore smarter. 1328 01:41:02,860 --> 01:41:05,294 You are junior and therefore a moron! 1329 01:41:05,540 --> 01:41:06,973 You're a moron! 1330 01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:09,490 You forgot the insurance policy in grandpa's pocket! 1331 01:41:09,780 --> 01:41:11,975 You've been getting on my nerves all my life! Dig! 1332 01:41:13,820 --> 01:41:16,015 Whenever you don't know what to say, 1333 01:41:16,260 --> 01:41:19,297 you either hit me or yell at me. -So what? 1334 01:41:19,660 --> 01:41:21,491 Either this or that. 1335 01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:27,413 Well, I won't stand for it any more. I'm no slave of yours! 1336 01:41:27,660 --> 01:41:28,854 You won't? -No! 1337 01:41:29,100 --> 01:41:31,330 You won't? -No! -Okay. 1338 01:41:31,580 --> 01:41:33,093 Good. -Fine. 1339 01:41:41,980 --> 01:41:44,414 And now what? -Nothing. 1340 01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:46,978 What do you mean nothing? Who's gonna dig this? 1341 01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:48,772 Who do you think? 1342 01:41:50,100 --> 01:41:52,614 You're a moron by definition so you have to dig! 1343 01:41:52,860 --> 01:41:56,455 See, now I've hurt my hand because of you. 1344 01:41:56,700 --> 01:41:58,372 Look what you're doing to me! -Sorry. 1345 01:41:58,620 --> 01:42:01,009 Sorry my foot! Sorry isn't enough. 1346 01:42:01,340 --> 01:42:04,810 You think you can just say sorry and that's it? -Sorry, man. 1347 01:42:09,100 --> 01:42:13,252 You never wonder how I feel. You get on my nerves; 1348 01:42:13,500 --> 01:42:15,650 I have to hit you and that hurts. 1349 01:42:15,900 --> 01:42:17,731 It hurts me deep down inside, 1350 01:42:17,980 --> 01:42:20,540 but I have to hit you 'cause you're a real moron! -I'm sorry. 1351 01:42:20,780 --> 01:42:22,896 Go apologize to your momma! 1352 01:42:24,060 --> 01:42:27,609 You talk too much. No, really! 1353 01:42:30,340 --> 01:42:32,854 THE END 104960