Original subtitles

[mouse squeaks]

[penguins chirp]

[chiming]

-[squeaking] -[hisses]

[opening theme song playing]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the Dog ♪

♪ Finn the Human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

-[dings] -[whispering] Side Quests.

[eerie music plays]

-[clanging] -[Finn grunting]

-[thuds] -Huh?

[breathing heavily]

-Ugh! -[clatters]

Hey, Finn, you've been diggin' all day, man!

You want some lemonade?

[Finn grunting]

-[Jake] Come on! -[splashes]

-What's this stick? -Sugarcane, baby!

[singing] ♪ That's what makes it sweet, Jakey ♪

[aggressive chomping]

[clanging]

Find anything worth watching yet?

[Finn] No!

We gottta watch something good. Ugh! [grunts]

The Complete Life and Works of

Beebo Jenkes, Master Tailor.

-I'd watch this. -You would not!

[clangs, snaps]

-[screaming] -[chuckles]

It looks like fate broke in our favor, Jenkes.

Fate can eat dirt!

-Ugh! -[swishes]

-[thumps] -[grunting]

Well, when you do it like that, it looks a lot more fun

-for some reason. -[grunting]

-Here, let me get in there. -[both grunting]

-[rustles] -Oh! You feel that?

We got something!

-[both grunting] -[thumps]

-[Finn gasps] -[Jake] Whoa!

-[heavy metal music playing] -[Jake] Death Fiction.

[Finn] This looks perfect!

BMO! BMO, BMO, BMO, BMO, BMO!

[knocking]

-[squeaking] -Come on, you coward!

-[thuds] -[BMO exclaims]

[Jake] BMO, it's movie night!

Oh, movie night with the boys!

It's your lucky night, rat!

[grunting]

Okay... [grunts]

[singing] ♪ I am ready for the movie! ♪

Lock that socket, baby.

We're gonna need the big screen for this!

I am a big screen!

All right, we got blankies, snackies...

And homies!

I am excited for another romantic comedy.

-Uh, us too! -Yeah!

[tape clicks, whirring]

[dramatic music plays]

Oh, yeah, it's one of these!

[ethereal music playing]

-[thumping] -[snorts]

[chiming]

Ooh, that's a great logo to start!

Horsey!

[rattling]

[whooshes]

[all exclaiming]

-[suspenseful music plays] -[door creaking]

Uh...

[chimes]

[man whispering] Fluoride.

One more of this and I'm going to throw something.

[heavy metal music playing]

Yeah, whoo!

[man 1 crying on TV] You know me!

You know I never--

[man 2 on TV] And you never will.

-[gunshot] -[man 1 groaning]

-[gunshots] -[all screaming]

-BMO don't look! -Turn it off! Turn it off!

-[squelching, thumping] -[siren wailing on TV]

-[screams] -What are you waiting for?

More trauma?

It's you, and all your dippin' dips!

[groaning, gurgling]

[retching]

Finn, make it stop!

-[siren wailing on TV] -[gunshots on TV]

Okay, I got this!

-[glass shatters] -[clangs]

-[farts] -[creaking]

[Finn breathing heavily]

Everyone okay?

Ugh, I feel like I ran a mile...

-With no magic. -[Finn] BMO?

[sinister music plays]

Bedtime!

[titters] Good idea! Let's sleep it off.

-Finn! -Ah! What?

-[whimpering] -[sinister music plays]

Back to the dirt with ye!

-[grunts] -[thumps, swishes]

[screams]

[thumping, clatters]

[whimpering] How did you miss?

It's fine! Forget about it.

We're goin' to bed. Good night, Jake!

[Jake] Good night, Finn!

-[eerie music plays] -[Jake groans]

Good night, hole.

[thunder rumbling]

No.

[whimpering] No! I ain't no snitch!

Ah! [breathing heavily]

-[rattling] -[screams]

[knocking at door]

[echoes] Hello?

You want some lemonade?

-[door thuds open] -[sinister music playing]

-[Jake whimpering] -[footsteps approaching]

[Finn groaning]

-Finn? Buddy? -Jimmy?

No, it's me! It's--

-[both screaming] -[heavy metal music playing]

[both groaning]

[both screaming]

Jake, I had a horrible action-filled nightmare!

-[heavy metal music playing] -[man screaming]

Ah! Finn, I also had a horrible action-filled nightmare!

[heavy metal music playing]

[man screaming]

-[Jake whimpering] -I also dreamt.

[breathing heavily]

Cram that junk! It was just a bad dream!

And Death Fiction isn't real...

It's just a bunch of dumb pictures

-trapped in a rectangle. -Huh? Oh!

Oh, yeah.

We can go on livin' our normal lives!

-[sizzling] -[dishes clattering]

[singing] ♪ Makin' broccoli makin', makin' broccoli ♪

♪ Makin' broccoli in a... ♪

[heavy metal music playing]

[breathing heavily]

-[squeaking] -[singing] ♪ Shinin' plates ♪

♪ Shinin', shinin' plates ♪

♪ Shinin' plates, shinin'... ♪

-[heavy metal music playing] -[man screaming]

[breathing heavily]

[clock ticking]

Got any pipes?

-Get bent. -Get bent.

-[heavy metal music playing] -[man screaming]

[breathing heavily]

[clock ticking]

[heavy metal music playing]

[breathing heavily, whimpering]

[clinking]

[heavy metal music playing]

[breathing heavily]

[clinking]

-[heavy metal music playing] -[man screaming]

[breathing heavily]

Ah! I can't do it anymore!

[whimpering] That movie shook me, Jake.

It shook me to filth!

[crying] Oh, thank Glob, me too!

[sobbing] That movie shook the sweetie-pie daydreams

right out of me!

Now it's nothing but nasty hard thoughts in here!

Me too! It's all explosions, and screams, and exploding guys

who scream while they're exploding in here!

[both sobbing]

The film lives in my mind's eye as well!

I don't like this, Finn!

I just want to have a nice, soft think again!

It feels like my brain's bullying my eyeballs!

It's that tape!

I don't know if it's cursed, or just... NSFJ!

[man] Not safe for Finn and Jake.

That movie can't stay in the treehouse!

We've gotta get rid of it!

[whimpering] And that'll stop the hard thoughts?

I don't know.

But at least we can make sure it doesn't skunk up

anyone else's thinky-pinky.

[whimpering] Oh!

Yeah, Jake, it'll stop the hard thoughts.

[sniffs]

[both] Hi-yah! Hi-yah! Hi-yah!

-Accursed film, be gone! -[thumps]

-Very good, very good, yes. -Excellent, yeah, yeah.

[clanging]

Huh? I thought we were on septic?

[clanging continues]

-[toilet rumbling, splashes] -[twangs]

-[clicks] -[static on TV]

[heavy metal music playing]

-Ah, no, eject, eject! -No, no, no, eject!

-Be... gone! -[thuds]

-[glass shatters] -[swishing]

-[static on TV] -[heavy metal music playing]

-No, no, eject, eject! -No, no, no, no, eject!

[both] Be... gone!

-[thumps] -[swishing]

-[static on TV] -[heavy metal music playing]

-No, no, eject, eject! -No, no, no!

[thumps]

-Drats! -Yeah, drats!

This thing is grade-A gnarly, hardcore, dude!

-We can't get rid of it! -Definitely.

I don't think it can be destroyed, Finn,

by any weapon, we here possess.

You're right. There's gotta be something...

Um... something that like...

something, something...

-[Jake] Hmm. -Something...

Finn, look! Fine print, man!

-[dramatic music plays] -[Finn] "Produced by...

Fire Mountain Lava Cauldron! "

[scoffs] Doy! Of course!

One of the most basic rules of evil smiting!

[grunts] Where it was made...

There too it shall be unmade! [exhales]

You ever feel like life is so hard, you just like,

forget the easy stuff?

Yes!

-[upbeat music playing] -Now, Jake Beast!

To Fire Mountain Lava Cauldron, TM!

-BMO, come on! -Sorry, I can't, I'm busy.

-[heroic music playing] -No worries,

stay on that grind!

-All right, Jake. -All right, Finn.

[both] Let's... go!

I always forget how much of a quest is just like...

walkin' around.

Sometimes there's cool birds.

Yeah, I know, I know. It's not bad, just...

just interesting.

[both screaming]

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

The evil of this movie is strong. But I wonder...

Should we really destroy it before everyone has a chance

to watch it, and draw their own conclusions?

No way, Finn! That tape's messin' with your mind!

Trying to distract us from destroying its stanky self.

Ugh! Quit honkin' with my mind, dude!

-[man screaming] -Ah, junk crud!

-[thuds] -Finn!

-Don't cheese it off either! -Well, what do I do?

I think its evil is getting in through

my precious little fingies!

-Oh! Here! -[pops]

I've been savin' this.

[captivating music plays]

Huh?

-[dings] -Ah, that's better!

My neck and chest are my thickest parts.

Sick ring by the way.

Thanks! I found it under these two dead, little guys.

-[thumps] -[blows raspberry]

[chuckles] Oh, yeah!

You went through a real looting phase there.

Oh. We're here!

Huh. We usually have to fight

a bunch of demons on these kinda quests.

Yeah. All things considered, this has been pretty chill.

[footsteps pattering]

You wouldn't think one could simply walk

into Fire Mountain Lava Could--

-[both screaming] -[sword swishes]

[lava bubbling]

-Oh, it's just BMO, dude! -Hey, I though you were busy?

-Huh? -Huh?

Eh, whatever. Heads up, BMO!

We're gonna toss this thing in the lava!

Jake and I were just saying how we usually got to fight

some kind of demon, or somethin' on--

-[slaps] -[Finn groans]

-[slaps] -[Jake groans]

Ow, BMO! What gives?

Yeah, if you wanted to throw it in yourself,

you could have just asked!

No.

No, what?

[tape clicks, whirs]

-Oh, no! -What are you doing?

This is my favorite...

-[shouting] ...movie! -[heavy metal music playing]

[both screaming]

[BMO] You are missing the best part!

-[Finn screaming] -[man screaming]

Ah! Hit the eject!

No! [whimpering] Finn!

-[thumps] -What about the director's cut?

[Jake screaming]

[Jake and Finn breathing heavily]

It's no use! They're too fast!

[sputtering] Is BMO just gonna make us watch

Death Fiction in here for eternity?

I don't know, man! Probably.

I think that's what they want!

Ah, this stinks! This stinks, this stinks, this stinks!

[groaning] There's so much I never got to do,

like, I barely even got into looting!

All I got was these baby socks, and this dumb ring!

[clinking]

[captivating music playing]

Ah, Jake! Give me that!

-Socks? -No!

-This! -[chimes]

Oh, yeah, you can totally pull a ring off.

Wait, no! I get it! Yeah, Finn, go!

Whoo-hoo!

[Finn shouting] Accursed film!

-[Finn exclaims] -[BMO growling]

[Finn] Be gone!

[whirring, clicks]

[farts]

[hisses]

-[pops] -[exclaims]

-You okay, BMO? -Yeah! [plays happy tune]

Awesome. Here's your ring back, Jake.

-[descending whistle] -Oops.

-[hisses] -Eh, who cares?

[closing theme song playing]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander though the forest... ♪