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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,819 You wouldn't believe the faces people make 2 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,100 when I just try to talk. 3 00:01:56,299 --> 00:01:57,579 Well, they're gonna see. 4 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:00,218 They'll see. 5 00:02:01,780 --> 00:02:03,100 I'm gonna make them care. 6 00:02:03,980 --> 00:02:04,980 They'll see the real me. 7 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:15,290 God. 8 00:02:16,030 --> 00:02:17,850 This loneliness is killing me. 9 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,500 Are you lonely too? 10 00:02:47,932 --> 00:02:49,100 God! 11 00:02:50,568 --> 00:02:53,139 This loneliness is killing me. 12 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,842 God! 13 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,847 This loneliness is killing me. 14 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:02,451 God. 15 00:03:04,053 --> 00:03:06,489 This loneliness is killing me. 16 00:03:08,025 --> 00:03:09,227 God. 17 00:03:10,561 --> 00:03:13,365 This loneliness is killing me. 18 00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:16,302 Balthazar, get off the phone! 19 00:03:16,670 --> 00:03:18,377 There's someone important I want you to meet. 20 00:03:18,378 --> 00:03:19,380 I'm busy. 21 00:03:19,381 --> 00:03:20,889 Well, the internet will still be here when you get back. 22 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:21,890 Come on. 23 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:30,449 Balthazar. 24 00:03:30,450 --> 00:03:32,930 I'd like you to meet Representative Hakeem Atkins, 25 00:03:33,729 --> 00:03:35,709 the next senator of the state of New York. 26 00:03:36,689 --> 00:03:37,689 Balthazar. 27 00:03:37,870 --> 00:03:38,870 Balthy. 28 00:03:39,609 --> 00:03:40,609 Balthy? 29 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:42,789 That sounds like a boy's name to me. 30 00:03:43,329 --> 00:03:44,669 He looks like a man, Nicole. 31 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:50,909 Nicole, coming to DC this weekend, right? 32 00:03:51,050 --> 00:03:53,950 Oh. I didn't know I was invited. 33 00:03:54,590 --> 00:03:56,330 I need you by my side, Nicole. 34 00:03:56,710 --> 00:03:58,030 It's my birthday this weekend. 35 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,610 Oh, well, 36 00:04:01,570 --> 00:04:03,110 I'll let you two sort that out. 37 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,090 I know, I know, it's okay. 38 00:04:06,210 --> 00:04:07,210 We'll talk to Antony. 39 00:04:07,450 --> 00:04:09,590 Antony, my life coach? 40 00:04:10,610 --> 00:04:12,629 - Fuck him. - He's right there. 41 00:04:15,830 --> 00:04:18,050 Everyone has to grow up eventually. 42 00:04:19,315 --> 00:04:20,580 Balthazar. 43 00:05:01,504 --> 00:05:03,535 Bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! 44 00:05:03,669 --> 00:05:05,033 Bang, bang, bang! 45 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:09,098 You're supposed to barricade the door, guys. 46 00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:10,099 Come on! 47 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:11,680 Now you're all dead. 48 00:05:13,219 --> 00:05:14,999 Right now you're probably asking yourselves 49 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,159 who the heck we are. 50 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:18,399 Well, I'll tell you who we are. 51 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:20,880 We are Act On. 52 00:05:21,980 --> 00:05:23,639 The global leader 53 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:26,720 in mass shooting preparedness training. 54 00:05:27,699 --> 00:05:29,159 And do you know who you are? 55 00:05:30,459 --> 00:05:32,560 And it breaks my heart every time I say this. 56 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,619 You are, statistically-speaking, 57 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:38,740 the number one target for mass shooters. 58 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:42,199 You know, real-life versions 59 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,379 of the simulation that you're taking part in 60 00:05:44,380 --> 00:05:45,679 happen every day. 61 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,400 Just last week in Arkansas, 62 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,359 where the perpetrator didn't just have guns 63 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,778 and say they were planning an attack, 64 00:05:51,779 --> 00:05:53,519 they had drawn out maps 65 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:56,799 indicating entry and exit points, 66 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,098 none of which was enough for the authorities 67 00:05:59,099 --> 00:06:01,460 to stop the shooting before it happened. 68 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,320 Which goes to show 69 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:07,480 you are the last defense 70 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,680 in a mass shooting. 71 00:06:10,260 --> 00:06:11,539 Let me ask you a question. 72 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,780 Who would you tell if a student said 73 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,379 they had a gun and they were planning an attack? 74 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:20,525 You. 75 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:22,920 Probably Ryan. 76 00:06:23,421 --> 00:06:24,643 Ryan? 77 00:06:25,019 --> 00:06:27,000 My family's chief of staff. 78 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:30,560 Okay, but then he would tell the principal, right? 79 00:06:31,519 --> 00:06:32,518 Uh... 80 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,180 He'd probably reach out to Len first. 81 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,059 Who's Len? 82 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,880 My family's chief counsel. 83 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,080 Right. 84 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:42,800 You know, at Act On, 85 00:06:43,339 --> 00:06:45,740 we study mass shootings all over the world. 86 00:06:45,860 --> 00:06:49,278 And whether it's high schools or churches 87 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,898 or malls or movie theaters or parades, 88 00:06:51,899 --> 00:06:53,519 really any public gathering-- 89 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,799 Yeah, you. 90 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,159 You said, "all over the world"? 91 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,359 Yes. Act On is the number one consultancy firm 92 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,120 for mass shooting intelligence-- 93 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:02,439 Um... 94 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,620 But this doesn't happen anywhere else in the world. 95 00:07:05,399 --> 00:07:08,040 It's only in America where we have such easy access to guns, 96 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:09,679 coinciding with a zero-sum economy 97 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,399 and the monetization of narcissism, 98 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:14,689 all of which push hopeless, lonely people, kids, 99 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:16,616 into an annihilation mentality. 100 00:07:16,915 --> 00:07:18,144 Yo, what? 101 00:07:20,737 --> 00:07:22,765 That sounds like more of a comment than a question. 102 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,539 Here you go, Eleanor. 103 00:07:47,019 --> 00:07:48,799 You're going to be one of our victims today. 104 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,620 This stuff comes out in the wash, right? 105 00:07:53,019 --> 00:07:55,120 Okay. You probably think everyone here is über-wealthy, 106 00:07:55,238 --> 00:07:57,044 but I'm on scholarship, so... 107 00:07:58,139 --> 00:07:59,699 Excuse me. Can I be a victim too? 108 00:08:00,799 --> 00:08:01,799 Uh... Whatever. 109 00:08:20,113 --> 00:08:22,467 Hey, psst. 110 00:08:24,475 --> 00:08:25,721 You okay? 111 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:28,180 What? Yeah. 112 00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,420 It was a joke. 113 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:31,579 I love jokes. 114 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,938 I thought what you said earlier was really cool. 115 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,419 Super different. 116 00:08:42,299 --> 00:08:43,299 Thanks. 117 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,179 It's pretty obvious, though, right? 118 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:47,779 Talk to each other in real life. 119 00:08:48,330 --> 00:08:50,621 Be actual IRL friends. 120 00:08:50,779 --> 00:08:52,000 Contribute to social good. 121 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,959 Why do all that when you can just create 122 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:56,339 some douchebag company that gets paid 123 00:08:56,340 --> 00:08:57,440 to pretend terrorize us? 124 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,920 We're just like chasing the violence we create, 125 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:02,080 you know? 126 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:04,483 Yeah, no. 127 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:06,250 Totally. 128 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,190 If you're really interested, 129 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:11,410 I'm hosting a rally tomorrow in Washington Square Park. 130 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:12,950 You should come. 131 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:17,389 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I will. 132 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,588 And I'm super interested. 133 00:09:19,589 --> 00:09:20,829 Hey, you guys, you're supposed to be dead. 134 00:09:23,799 --> 00:09:25,339 Anybody taking this seriously? 135 00:09:31,850 --> 00:09:33,849 What you just heard was a chilling account 136 00:09:33,850 --> 00:09:36,330 of what happened inside the Arkansas City shooting... 137 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:37,830 Hey Esteban, 138 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,810 Why do you think people shoot kids in schools? 139 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:43,169 Huh? Um... 140 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:44,930 That's not something you have to worry about, Balthy. 141 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:53,040 Yes, Hakeem is very charming, isn't he? 142 00:09:56,010 --> 00:09:58,329 So, going into this next cycle, 143 00:09:58,810 --> 00:10:01,150 how much do you think you and Walter can give? 144 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:12,299 "'We're fighting for our lives here,' 145 00:10:12,419 --> 00:10:14,519 exclaimed 19-year-old James Howe." 146 00:10:14,939 --> 00:10:18,620 "We're f--We--We're-- We're fighting for our lives." 147 00:10:18,859 --> 00:10:20,500 "We're fighting for our-- for our lives here." 148 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,859 "We're fighting for our lives." 149 00:10:23,159 --> 00:10:24,439 "We're fighting for our lives here." 150 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,440 I just saw the news about Arkansas City. 151 00:10:38,446 --> 00:10:39,655 No, you're not there yet. 152 00:10:39,785 --> 00:10:41,517 Try again. Try again. 153 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,299 This awful country's just... 154 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,915 chasing the violence it creates. 155 00:11:00,269 --> 00:11:01,648 It's not fair! 156 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:05,100 One more time. 157 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,139 I just heard the news about Arkansas City. 158 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,299 Just give us IRL friends. 159 00:11:25,802 --> 00:11:28,371 We're fighting for our lives here. 160 00:11:41,049 --> 00:11:43,709 I wanted to be honest with you guys. 161 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,990 And what do I fucking get?! 162 00:11:46,870 --> 00:11:47,870 Nothing! 163 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,080 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 164 00:11:52,259 --> 00:11:53,580 That fucking shoot-- 165 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:57,020 Did you only touch me 'cause I was little? 166 00:11:57,680 --> 00:11:59,200 Why did you rape me? 167 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:00,820 You're a fucking pedo! 168 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,490 Cry about this, pussy. 169 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:25,400 This shit is all I think about every day. 170 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,240 Are you lonely? 171 00:12:29,299 --> 00:12:31,720 Of course I'm lonely. 172 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,009 I'm a fucking school shooter. 173 00:12:35,109 --> 00:12:36,109 For real? 174 00:12:37,109 --> 00:12:38,609 Want to see what I'm gonna do? 175 00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:43,070 That's the Arkansas City shooting. 176 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,129 This is the shit they won't show on the news. 177 00:13:03,411 --> 00:13:04,750 Hey Esteban, 178 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,159 do you like Hakeem? 179 00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:11,140 I'm not big into politics, Balthy. 180 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:12,960 Why not? 181 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,340 If you ask me, it's a big grift. 182 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,240 What's a grift? 183 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,500 A con. 184 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,678 Thieving. They make you care about something, 185 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,220 they take your hard-earned money 186 00:13:25,649 --> 00:13:27,159 and don't do nothing with it. 187 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,460 It's a grift. 188 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,690 Eleanor. 189 00:13:42,810 --> 00:13:43,849 Eleanor. Hey. 190 00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:45,769 - Bye. - Bye. 191 00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:47,370 What happened, where's the protest? 192 00:13:48,069 --> 00:13:50,329 Oh, um, only ten people showed up. 193 00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:52,269 Are you kidding me? 194 00:13:52,629 --> 00:13:54,909 I mean, come on! 195 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,209 We're fighting for our lives here. 196 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,509 Yeah, I know. 197 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:07,370 Well, what are you doing now? 198 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:14,169 So this is what a $50 million view looks like. 199 00:14:14,929 --> 00:14:16,370 Holy shit. Is that the Met? 200 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,929 We have an indoor pool too. 201 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:21,269 Not much of a swimmer, though. 202 00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:25,190 My life coach uses it sometimes. 203 00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:28,070 - Your life coach? - Yeah. 204 00:14:28,530 --> 00:14:29,788 He was brought in a couple years ago 205 00:14:29,789 --> 00:14:32,490 to help me "break out of my shell." 206 00:14:33,850 --> 00:14:36,070 I haven't seen him much since he started his new company. 207 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:37,590 Not that I need him. 208 00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:41,509 What about your dad? 209 00:14:42,890 --> 00:14:43,849 He lives in Westchester, 210 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,570 with his other family. 211 00:14:47,799 --> 00:14:49,059 But he pays for everything, so... 212 00:14:53,379 --> 00:14:54,679 Can I show you something in my room? 213 00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:00,961 Okay. 214 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,494 This awful country is just 215 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:06,230 chasing the violence it creates. 216 00:15:07,075 --> 00:15:09,237 Just give us IRL friends. 217 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,940 We're fighting for our lives here. 218 00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:15,419 Is this sincere? 219 00:15:16,659 --> 00:15:17,820 Are you actually crying? 220 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:19,500 Uh, that's a good question. 221 00:15:20,059 --> 00:15:23,740 Um, I think it's nice to be a part of a community. 222 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,940 Yeah, like, you and activism. 223 00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,768 Ooh, ooh, ooh. Check this out. 224 00:15:33,769 --> 00:15:36,090 I started DMing with a guy that commented on it. 225 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:37,529 And you're gonna like this. 226 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:39,530 Look at what he sent me. 227 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:41,850 Why would I like that? 228 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,850 Because he's a school shooter. 229 00:15:44,789 --> 00:15:45,970 He needs our help, Eleanor. 230 00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:48,210 We could--we could stop a school shooting. 231 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,950 Okay, let me show you this other thing he sent me. 232 00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:58,800 Security footage. 233 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:00,540 From the one in Arkansas. 234 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:18,090 What are you doing? 235 00:16:18,910 --> 00:16:20,330 Are you fucking psycho? 236 00:16:21,530 --> 00:16:22,530 Wait. What? 237 00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,750 - Jesus. - I'm sorry, Eleanor, 238 00:16:25,470 --> 00:16:26,870 it's just a video, though. 239 00:16:27,190 --> 00:16:28,490 I thought that's what you're into. 240 00:16:28,650 --> 00:16:30,750 It's not just a video. It's death. 241 00:16:30,873 --> 00:16:32,846 - It's real death. - Yeah, I know that-- 242 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,508 It's really obvious none of this actually matters to you. 243 00:16:35,509 --> 00:16:36,909 You're just pretending it does. 244 00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:38,369 - I'm not. I'm not. - How the fuck 245 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,799 - do I get out of here? - No. I'm not. 246 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,210 I'm not pretending. I care. 247 00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:42,630 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 248 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:44,869 It's my birthday this weekend. 249 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:45,870 So? 250 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:47,929 Jesus Christ, you really are 251 00:16:47,930 --> 00:16:48,930 a fucking psycho. 252 00:16:53,049 --> 00:16:54,869 It's really obvious none of this actually matters to you. 253 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:56,490 None of this actually matters to you. 254 00:16:57,389 --> 00:16:58,389 It's death. It's death! 255 00:16:58,522 --> 00:16:59,866 It's really obvious. 256 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,158 None of this actually matters to you. 257 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,019 It's real death. 258 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,240 You are just pretending it does. 259 00:17:04,380 --> 00:17:05,660 What the fuck? 260 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,959 You're just pretending it does. 261 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:08,719 You're a fucking psycho. 262 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:09,940 It's really fucking obvious 263 00:17:10,079 --> 00:17:11,200 none of this actually matters to you. 264 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,387 You're just pretending. 265 00:17:12,519 --> 00:17:14,333 It's really obvious none of this 266 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,477 actually matters to you. 267 00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:20,864 Hey, Death. 268 00:17:25,647 --> 00:17:26,967 Wassup, pussy? 269 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,839 Having kind of a bad day. 270 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,299 My girlfriend called me a psycho. 271 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,840 That's every day for me. 272 00:17:38,054 --> 00:17:39,454 Except no girlfriend. 273 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:42,420 That's why I want to kill everyone and everything. 274 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,920 Don't do it. 275 00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,780 I really want to help you. 276 00:17:50,750 --> 00:17:51,750 No. 277 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,289 Are you there? 278 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,480 Don't do it! 279 00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,584 What the fuck? 280 00:18:45,186 --> 00:18:46,512 Saw your profile. 281 00:18:48,799 --> 00:18:50,579 What do you think of this? 282 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,830 That's very forward. 283 00:18:57,690 --> 00:18:58,690 Is this a scam? 284 00:19:00,190 --> 00:19:01,550 Not a scam. 285 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,650 You seem like my type. 286 00:19:05,170 --> 00:19:06,170 Huh. Sick. 287 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,490 Where do you live? 288 00:19:09,110 --> 00:19:10,110 Why? 289 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,250 Because I want to be in your bed. 290 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,269 It's been a long time 291 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,930 since I had a warm body cuddled up against me. 292 00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:19,230 You know what else I want to do? 293 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:21,750 What? 294 00:19:24,817 --> 00:19:26,335 LOL. 295 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:29,160 I knew you were all talk. 296 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,829 Keep your cock as deep in my throat 297 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:39,648 as it can go until your balls have pumped out 298 00:19:39,649 --> 00:19:40,709 every last drop of cum. 299 00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:45,630 Damn. 300 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:47,150 That's cool. 301 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,870 But honestly, I just want to hear your voice. 302 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,250 So I know you're a real person. 303 00:19:56,089 --> 00:19:58,176 Ahh, I see. 304 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:01,242 Well... 305 00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:11,099 Mom? 306 00:20:11,245 --> 00:20:12,753 Oh. Balthazar, 307 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:15,180 I didn't know you were awake. 308 00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,060 Oh, honey, 309 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,320 did you get any sleep at all last night? 310 00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:21,968 Please don't go for my birthday. 311 00:20:21,969 --> 00:20:23,397 Oh, Balthazar. 312 00:20:24,299 --> 00:20:30,180 Why didn't you tell me about the shooter drill at school? 313 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:34,619 I want you to know that me and some other parents, 314 00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:37,540 we have already started a petition 315 00:20:38,119 --> 00:20:39,899 to stop companies like that 316 00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,840 from operating in Manhattan schools. 317 00:20:44,349 --> 00:20:46,109 Uh, is that all you're doing? 318 00:20:46,649 --> 00:20:49,469 Oh, well, I guess, I could talk to our lawyer, 319 00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:51,309 or... I know what. 320 00:20:51,889 --> 00:20:53,490 I'm going to bring it up with Hakeem. 321 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,089 He can talk to people in Washington 322 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,110 on your behalf. 323 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,329 - And you-- - Okay, Mom. Bye, thank you. 324 00:20:59,589 --> 00:21:00,589 Have a nice trip. 325 00:21:02,209 --> 00:21:03,589 Bye. Happy birthday. 326 00:21:08,145 --> 00:21:11,298 I want to lick the shit off your dick 327 00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:14,279 after you fuck my ass. 328 00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:19,789 Do you want to meet in real life? 329 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,440 Hey, guys. 330 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,040 Something very important happened to me last night. 331 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:29,620 I couldn't cry. 332 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,359 And you know, if you know me, 333 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,920 you know that crying is the only way I feel real. 334 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,059 But recently, someone I care about 335 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:38,700 told me that my crying is insincere. 336 00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,380 So I guess it's not real. 337 00:21:44,650 --> 00:21:45,990 Do you want to come to Texas with me? 338 00:21:46,730 --> 00:21:47,809 We can do this. 339 00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,370 See, I've been talking more to that guy. 340 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:51,289 See, but it's confusing because-- 341 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:52,370 I'm not crazy, okay. 342 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,770 ...some people say they want you to be sincere. 343 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:57,649 But then when you show them how sincere you are 344 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:58,969 by inviting them to Texas 345 00:21:58,970 --> 00:22:00,490 to try to change the world with you, 346 00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:01,670 they freak out. 347 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,649 And--and--and make a huge scene in the hallway 348 00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:07,229 because they care more about their stupid scholarship 349 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:09,449 than they do about kids getting shot. 350 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,450 Everything okay? 351 00:22:10,809 --> 00:22:13,590 Well, I don't have a stupid scholarship. 352 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,710 Fine. Fine. 353 00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:17,709 - And maybe the shooter-- - Hey! 354 00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:19,449 ...is expecting a different person. 355 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:20,710 I'm the one who cares, Eleanor! 356 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:22,309 Me, I do. 357 00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:24,450 But once he gets to know the real me, 358 00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,269 we'll become friends. 359 00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:28,470 And then I'll tell him the truth 360 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,250 and he'll understand. 361 00:22:30,910 --> 00:22:32,669 Because, guys, if you really care, 362 00:22:32,670 --> 00:22:33,670 you have to show up. 363 00:22:34,509 --> 00:22:35,769 I'm showing up. 364 00:22:36,830 --> 00:22:37,830 Are you? 365 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960 Yeehaw. 366 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,340 What's his name again? 367 00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:49,519 Balthazar. It's his birthday. 368 00:22:50,740 --> 00:22:51,740 Yo, surprise! 369 00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360 Surprise! 370 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,800 Happy birthday, buddy. 371 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:56,999 Hey, where are you going, buddy? 372 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000 You're gonna miss your party. 373 00:22:58,120 --> 00:22:59,780 It's not my birthday till Friday, Antony. 374 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,600 Yeah, I know. Hey, listen, I'm sorry. 375 00:23:01,700 --> 00:23:03,559 Friday's really busy for me and my other clients. 376 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,700 Your mother said you don't have any plans. 377 00:23:04,807 --> 00:23:05,889 Wait. What are you all packed up for? 378 00:23:05,890 --> 00:23:06,892 - Whoa. Hey. - Just let me-- 379 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,799 Balthy, you know I still submit reports to your father. 380 00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:11,518 Okay, so then submit your stupid little report 381 00:23:11,519 --> 00:23:13,240 and tell Robert that I'm fine. 382 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,640 You need his money just as bad as Mom does, don't you? 383 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:17,820 Okay. All right. Listen. 384 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:19,960 Who the fuck are these idiots? 385 00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:21,300 Who are these people? 386 00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:24,120 Hey, hey, it's Chris, Devon, Rebecca. 387 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,459 You know John. That's John. 388 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,460 John from Safe Landing. 389 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,599 - John. Oh! - How about this? 390 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,420 How about you just tell me where you're going? 391 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,220 What would that do for the kids, huh? 392 00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:33,400 Kids? What do you mean, kids? 393 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,178 The kids. The kids, Antony! 394 00:23:35,179 --> 00:23:36,639 Balthazar, Balthazar. 395 00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:39,920 You're coming off really manic right now. 396 00:23:46,250 --> 00:23:48,950 I know why I haven't seen you as much this past year. 397 00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:51,490 It's not because of all your new clients. 398 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,630 It's because... 399 00:23:54,459 --> 00:23:56,659 You're not attracted to me anymore, isn't it? 400 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,039 Is it because I hit puberty? 401 00:24:01,900 --> 00:24:03,900 Shut that shit down. Stop that shit right now. 402 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,140 Did you only touch me 'cause I was little? 403 00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:08,680 Bro, I've seen your videos. I've seen them. Stop it! 404 00:24:08,819 --> 00:24:10,160 He's doing a bit. It's not funny. 405 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:12,300 - Why did you do this to me? - Stop! 406 00:24:12,580 --> 00:24:13,760 Why did you do this to me? 407 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:15,420 Why did you? 408 00:24:17,550 --> 00:24:19,889 Why did you rape me? 409 00:24:20,269 --> 00:24:22,828 Balthaza-- You can't say shit like that. 410 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:25,470 Hey, stop! 411 00:24:25,750 --> 00:24:26,950 - Why did you do-- - Bro. 412 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,628 - I won't tell anybody! - Stop it. 413 00:24:28,629 --> 00:24:29,810 - Just let me go please. - There's nothing to tell. 414 00:24:30,070 --> 00:24:31,949 There's nothing to tell. There's absolutely nothing-- 415 00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:32,989 Yeah, right. Yeah, right. 416 00:24:32,990 --> 00:24:35,549 - You're a fucking pedo! - Shut the fuck up! 417 00:24:35,710 --> 00:24:37,168 Antony! Let him go! You need to calm down. 418 00:24:37,169 --> 00:24:39,970 - What in the fuck? - Relax. He's a kid. 419 00:24:40,572 --> 00:24:41,944 Your attention, please. 420 00:24:42,479 --> 00:24:44,353 Passengers are allowed only... 421 00:24:56,430 --> 00:24:58,906 - I am ready for war! - War! 422 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:01,650 - I am ready for war! - War! 423 00:25:01,783 --> 00:25:04,360 - I am ready for war! - War! 424 00:25:04,493 --> 00:25:06,735 - I am ready for war! - War! 425 00:25:06,869 --> 00:25:09,411 - I am ready for war! - War! 426 00:25:09,546 --> 00:25:12,088 - I am ready for war! - War! 427 00:25:12,222 --> 00:25:14,096 - I am ready for war! - War! 428 00:25:14,229 --> 00:25:17,475 Whoo! Whoo! 429 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:18,830 Holy shit. 430 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:21,649 I think I see a room full of fucking winners. 431 00:25:25,108 --> 00:25:27,051 Y'all wanna know something about winning? 432 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,260 In order to know how to win, 433 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:32,240 in order to get to the top, 434 00:25:32,859 --> 00:25:34,278 y'all gotta get to know the bottom. 435 00:25:34,279 --> 00:25:36,279 - That's right. - Yes, sir. 436 00:25:36,419 --> 00:25:37,680 Lock that in, folks. 437 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:38,829 Suffering builds winning. 438 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:39,439 Say it with me now. 439 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,039 Suffering builds winning! 440 00:25:41,293 --> 00:25:43,572 That's right. 441 00:25:43,825 --> 00:25:47,306 That's why our keynote's here today. 442 00:25:48,890 --> 00:25:50,050 When I first met him, 443 00:25:50,530 --> 00:25:52,090 he was fresh out of the penitentiary. 444 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:54,130 Not a dime to his name. 445 00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:56,370 But you know what I saw in his eyes? 446 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,630 This motherfucker wanted to win. 447 00:26:02,570 --> 00:26:05,790 Let's show some love for the one and only... 448 00:26:06,470 --> 00:26:08,550 Beaver fucking Jackson! 449 00:26:11,978 --> 00:26:15,541 Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! Beaver! 450 00:26:21,001 --> 00:26:22,001 Yeah! 451 00:26:28,491 --> 00:26:29,556 Hey, can we, uh-- 452 00:26:29,690 --> 00:26:32,120 can we turn all that noise off, please? 453 00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:35,216 Thank you. 454 00:26:35,349 --> 00:26:37,968 The Beaver Jackson that you see standing here 455 00:26:37,969 --> 00:26:38,969 in front of you today 456 00:26:39,769 --> 00:26:40,990 is a fucking winner. 457 00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,029 I'm not going to talk about today. 458 00:26:45,509 --> 00:26:47,429 I'm talking about seven years ago. 459 00:26:49,450 --> 00:26:53,250 Seven years ago, I was dried up, 460 00:26:53,490 --> 00:26:55,290 broke, busted, beaten. 461 00:26:56,290 --> 00:26:57,330 I was an addict. 462 00:26:58,210 --> 00:27:00,730 Mostly sex, but meth too. 463 00:27:01,970 --> 00:27:03,770 I walked out on my family. 464 00:27:04,550 --> 00:27:06,650 My wife, God rest her soul. 465 00:27:06,829 --> 00:27:08,906 My 13-year-old boy. 466 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:11,069 And I looked everywhere 467 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:13,490 for someone else to blame, 468 00:27:15,230 --> 00:27:16,310 except... 469 00:27:16,311 --> 00:27:17,788 - The source! - Source! 470 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,170 For nearly a decade, I didn't see my boy. 471 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:23,866 My... 472 00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,350 My beautiful boy. 473 00:27:30,070 --> 00:27:31,429 I was a bad father, 474 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:33,350 like I imagine a lot of you are. 475 00:27:34,650 --> 00:27:35,650 And then 476 00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:38,170 one day... 477 00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:41,500 Thrush. 478 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,319 Incredible crowd today. 479 00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:48,440 I'm telling you that personal shit sells. 480 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:51,839 All right. 481 00:27:53,220 --> 00:27:54,379 Do I have to sell all this 482 00:27:54,380 --> 00:27:55,680 before I start making anything? 483 00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:56,900 Are you whining? 484 00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:58,439 - No. - Jesus, Solomon. 485 00:27:58,440 --> 00:27:59,120 - I'm not. - I got Supes to get you 486 00:27:59,121 --> 00:27:59,919 the wholesale rate, 487 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:01,760 - and you are whining. - I'm not whining. 488 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,748 I just didn't think it was gonna be that much. 489 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:04,665 You got that money or what? 490 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,460 Yeah. Hey. All right. 491 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,660 Move this supply, you've made your money back. 492 00:28:11,579 --> 00:28:12,579 Sell any more? 493 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,500 Just fill out this slip. 494 00:28:14,599 --> 00:28:15,679 Send it to the home office. 495 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:16,680 That's as good as money. 496 00:28:17,020 --> 00:28:18,460 And remember, you sell the story, 497 00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,640 not the product. Understand? 498 00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:22,599 Yeah. Sell--sell the story, not the product. 499 00:28:26,060 --> 00:28:27,060 Hey, Dad. 500 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,060 You know, I reached out to you 'cause... 501 00:28:30,020 --> 00:28:32,020 I know we haven't spoken in a few years, 502 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:33,140 but I've been... 503 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,899 I've been having a hard time. 504 00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,100 - There you go. - I thought we could... 505 00:28:38,563 --> 00:28:39,563 Supes! 506 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,899 You want to talk about a hard time? 507 00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,000 You hear about that shooting up in Arkansas City? 508 00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:46,739 No. 509 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:48,379 His little cousin got shot there. 510 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,039 You don't hear him whining. 511 00:28:51,779 --> 00:28:54,079 Okay, Sol, I gotta boogie. Congrats, kid. 512 00:28:55,639 --> 00:28:57,319 Welcome to the Thrush family. 513 00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,260 - Thank you. - This'll be good. 514 00:28:59,699 --> 00:29:02,159 For us, for uh, for our relationship. 515 00:29:03,279 --> 00:29:04,279 Come here, kid. 516 00:29:36,015 --> 00:29:37,513 'Sup, Carson. 517 00:29:43,475 --> 00:29:44,674 Hi, Grandma. 518 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,499 - Grandma? - Hey, baby. 519 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,880 - I'm back here. - All right. 520 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,840 Gonna need a little help. 521 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,719 You gotta stop going to the bathroom 522 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,440 - without your walker. - I know. 523 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,619 I know, I know, I know. I thought I could do it. 524 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,000 I need your help getting up. 525 00:29:58,840 --> 00:29:59,880 I got you. 526 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,920 - You all right? - Yeah. 527 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,219 - Oh, God. - Come back. 528 00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,339 Yeah, yeah. Okay, here we go. 529 00:30:07,340 --> 00:30:08,620 Let's do the dance. 530 00:30:10,950 --> 00:30:12,690 It's like a conga line. 531 00:30:15,130 --> 00:30:18,568 I was doing good, and then it just got aggravated. 532 00:30:18,569 --> 00:30:19,569 You know what I mean? 533 00:30:19,710 --> 00:30:21,610 All right, all right, all right. 534 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:24,330 God bless. 535 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,480 Hey, guess what? 536 00:30:29,819 --> 00:30:30,819 What? 537 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:33,860 You're looking at... 538 00:30:34,899 --> 00:30:37,860 the future number one 539 00:30:38,519 --> 00:30:41,820 supplement salesman in North Texas. 540 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,120 A salesman? 541 00:30:44,599 --> 00:30:45,599 How about that? 542 00:30:45,859 --> 00:30:47,680 Fuckin' A, baby. 543 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,339 Hey, can I practice my pitch on you? 544 00:30:49,659 --> 00:30:51,518 Shit. If I weren't your grandma, 545 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:52,859 and you showed up at the door, 546 00:30:53,619 --> 00:30:55,319 try more than a pitch on me. 547 00:30:56,944 --> 00:30:58,948 Grandma. 548 00:30:59,099 --> 00:31:00,099 - All right. - Ha! 549 00:31:05,299 --> 00:31:06,960 My name is Solomon Jackson, 550 00:31:07,119 --> 00:31:08,959 and I'm Thrush independent advisor. 551 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,960 - Thrush? - That's right. 552 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,639 Can I ask you all to do me a favor? 553 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:14,199 All put your hands up 554 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,560 and take a close look at your fingers. 555 00:31:16,879 --> 00:31:18,639 You see this finger here? It's your index finger. 556 00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:19,940 You see this one next to it? 557 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,940 You see how they are similar in length? 558 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:26,419 Well, that means you are short on testosterone. 559 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,059 - What is that? - It's in your balls. 560 00:31:29,060 --> 00:31:30,480 - In your peepee. - Oh, really? 561 00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,240 And I know you love your mama. 562 00:31:32,639 --> 00:31:33,979 She did not expose you 563 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,560 to enough testosterone in the womb. 564 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,780 - I'm afraid she bore you weak. - Solomon. 565 00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,639 At this stage in your life-- 566 00:31:39,919 --> 00:31:41,740 Maybe not this stage, but-- 567 00:31:42,259 --> 00:31:43,259 Grandma! 568 00:31:44,379 --> 00:31:45,379 You listening? 569 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:47,980 - You fell asleep. - Oh, shit. 570 00:31:48,460 --> 00:31:49,579 Well, you can put your hand down. 571 00:31:50,259 --> 00:31:51,258 Done that bit. 572 00:31:51,259 --> 00:31:53,298 Are you ready for war? 573 00:31:53,299 --> 00:31:56,078 Because you're going to need as much war fuel testosterone 574 00:31:56,079 --> 00:31:57,539 that a body can take. 575 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,399 - Git! - Get the fuck out of here. 576 00:32:00,553 --> 00:32:02,495 - Fucking git. - Good night, Solly. 577 00:32:02,650 --> 00:32:03,650 I'm sorry. 578 00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,009 Ooh! Oh, Solly, that was so fucking good. 579 00:32:07,990 --> 00:32:09,929 Hey, you're keeping your job 580 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:11,309 at the Pump-N-Go, though, right? 581 00:32:11,310 --> 00:32:12,330 Yeah, yeah. 582 00:32:12,490 --> 00:32:14,529 I just want to find a way that I can show up 583 00:32:14,530 --> 00:32:15,530 for myself a bit more. 584 00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:19,630 Your mama would be so proud of you. 585 00:32:21,290 --> 00:32:22,290 Thanks, Grandma. 586 00:32:58,161 --> 00:33:01,063 News just broke about Arkansas City. 587 00:33:12,537 --> 00:33:13,954 You hear the news, Solly? 588 00:33:14,089 --> 00:33:15,828 You better sell more of those dick pills 589 00:33:15,829 --> 00:33:16,549 or you're going to be living 590 00:33:16,550 --> 00:33:17,890 underneath the bridge with the bums. 591 00:33:18,529 --> 00:33:20,629 Rent went up 65 percent. 592 00:33:21,349 --> 00:33:22,348 65? 593 00:33:22,349 --> 00:33:24,230 What the fuck am I supposed to do, Myron? 594 00:33:24,529 --> 00:33:25,789 How are we supposed to pay that? 595 00:33:26,469 --> 00:33:28,028 Hey, don't shoot the messenger, buddy. 596 00:33:28,029 --> 00:33:29,029 I'm not shooting-- 597 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:30,789 Yeah, I fucking will shoot somebody. 598 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:32,629 Blow someone's fucking head off. 599 00:33:33,609 --> 00:33:35,889 - Hey, fuck you. - Fuck you, old man. 600 00:33:36,309 --> 00:33:37,369 Fuck you, you little prick. 601 00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:00,150 Taylor. 602 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:07,789 Hey, now, stop me 603 00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:09,430 if I'm getting out of line here, Brian. 604 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,569 But I'm assuming you don't want to be 605 00:34:11,570 --> 00:34:13,270 assistant manager here your whole life. 606 00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:16,110 Shitty ass office doing schedules the whole time. 607 00:34:16,349 --> 00:34:17,349 Don't you want something more? 608 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:19,550 Don't you want to feel like a real man? 609 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:22,369 Dude, you called in 30 minutes 610 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:23,810 before your shift started yesterday. 611 00:34:24,070 --> 00:34:25,709 I ended up having to cover for you. 612 00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:27,109 - No, but-- - Do you honestly believe 613 00:34:27,110 --> 00:34:29,309 - that you still have a job here? - No. My dad was in town. 614 00:34:29,730 --> 00:34:31,169 He doesn't come around very often. 615 00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:32,268 That--that doesn't matter, man. 616 00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:33,369 There have been complaints. 617 00:34:34,329 --> 00:34:35,329 Now, I'm not saying who, 618 00:34:35,730 --> 00:34:37,710 but you make your female coworkers uncomfortable. 619 00:34:41,340 --> 00:34:42,900 Taylor is the only female that works here. 620 00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,699 Taylor, why did you say I made you feel uncomfortable? 621 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,639 - I didn't say that. - Yes, you did say that. 622 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,971 - Brian just told me you did. - Brian! 623 00:35:01,972 --> 00:35:04,166 All I did was ask you to go to the Jimmy Phantasm event 624 00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:06,313 - at the Astrodome. - Yeah. 625 00:35:06,460 --> 00:35:08,560 And I said no, because I'm an adult. 626 00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,100 So saying no makes you feel uncomfortable? 627 00:35:11,900 --> 00:35:12,900 No, Solomon. 628 00:35:13,660 --> 00:35:15,179 You asking me if I think 629 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,680 cartoon characters are hot makes me uncomfortable. 630 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,199 You talking to me about your dad's dick 631 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:21,218 - makes me uncomfortable. - I can talk-- 632 00:35:21,219 --> 00:35:23,079 And you lingering around me in the store, 633 00:35:23,080 --> 00:35:24,379 struggling to make small talk 634 00:35:24,380 --> 00:35:25,539 because all you can think about 635 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,029 is cartoon characters and your dad's dick-- 636 00:35:28,030 --> 00:35:29,089 - That's not-- - ...makes me 637 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:30,090 - fucking uncomfortable. - That's not all I think about! 638 00:35:30,220 --> 00:35:33,040 You're like a fucking incel guy, 639 00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:34,594 and that's uncomfortable. 640 00:35:34,595 --> 00:35:35,499 I'm not an incel, Taylor. 641 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,279 I'm not a fucking inc-- You know what? 642 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280 Fuck you, Taylor. 643 00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,659 'Cause all I wanted was for you to be my friend. 644 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,879 And now I'm gonna be fucking homeless 645 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:44,960 because of it, you know that? 646 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,780 Solomon, it's time to go, man. 647 00:35:47,100 --> 00:35:48,580 Solomon, get out of the store. 648 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,679 Go! 649 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,680 Don't make me call the cops! 650 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,320 Go, get out of the store, man. 651 00:35:52,660 --> 00:35:53,660 Fuck you, Brian! 652 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:54,860 - Go! - Bye. 653 00:36:14,099 --> 00:36:15,099 How are you doing today? 654 00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:16,980 I got some guns I'm trying to get rid of. 655 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880 Sorry. 656 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,360 Unfortunately, there's no serial numbers on these. 657 00:36:23,059 --> 00:36:24,399 It's a federal crime to buy these. 658 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,440 They're good guns. They shoot straight. 659 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:27,919 Please stop touching the gun, okay? 660 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:29,640 - No. My dad gave these to me. - I understand. 661 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,080 Your dad did you wrong. I'm sorry. 662 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:34,000 I can give you a good deal for these. 663 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,180 - I bet you would. - What's that supposed to mean? 664 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,620 - You're not gonna take them? - No, sir. 665 00:36:38,135 --> 00:36:39,135 You know somewhere that might? 666 00:36:39,299 --> 00:36:40,799 - No, sir. You have to leave. - Okay. 667 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,020 Well, that's your loss. These are good guns. 668 00:36:43,460 --> 00:36:45,278 They have a lot of sentimentality to me. 669 00:36:45,279 --> 00:36:46,619 I don't buy sentimental stuff. 670 00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:49,059 - Fuck you. - Fuck you, too. 671 00:36:49,219 --> 00:36:50,219 Fuck! 672 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:01,216 You're the source. You're the source. 673 00:37:02,471 --> 00:37:04,321 You're the source. 674 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,400 This is Beaver Jackson, 675 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,360 senior consultant at Thrush Inc. 676 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:18,799 Can't get to the phone right now 677 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,280 but I look forward to connecting with you. 678 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:21,420 Leave a message. All right. 679 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,019 Hi, Dad. 680 00:37:27,020 --> 00:37:31,000 I...I know you told me only to text you. 681 00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,460 Please don't be mad. 682 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,820 I, I think-- I think I made a mistake. 683 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:36,860 Um... 684 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,920 We need that money I gave you and... 685 00:37:42,039 --> 00:37:43,980 Can I give some of this stuff back? 686 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,199 Just let me know. 687 00:38:04,951 --> 00:38:07,481 Solomon! Solomon! 688 00:38:07,617 --> 00:38:09,945 Solomon! Solomon! 689 00:38:10,079 --> 00:38:12,946 Solomon! Solomon! 690 00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,308 Solomon! Solomon! 691 00:38:41,789 --> 00:38:42,789 Yeah, right. 692 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:49,915 Oh, shit. 693 00:38:54,733 --> 00:38:57,911 I want to lick the shit off your dick 694 00:38:58,045 --> 00:39:00,320 after you fuck my ass. 695 00:39:00,454 --> 00:39:01,860 Yo. 696 00:39:24,444 --> 00:39:27,355 The 710 Express from Houston 697 00:39:27,488 --> 00:39:30,399 is now arriving at bay nine. 698 00:39:54,088 --> 00:39:55,593 Hey, you Terra? 699 00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:57,267 Terra? 700 00:39:57,701 --> 00:39:58,873 Terra? 701 00:40:02,954 --> 00:40:04,158 Terra? 702 00:40:06,602 --> 00:40:07,602 Fucking... 703 00:40:10,349 --> 00:40:11,349 Solomon? 704 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:16,170 Solomon. Right? 705 00:40:18,090 --> 00:40:19,090 Do I know you? 706 00:40:19,829 --> 00:40:22,190 Um, yeah. You're waiting for a girl, right? 707 00:40:23,090 --> 00:40:25,349 Terra? Is that right? 708 00:40:26,389 --> 00:40:27,389 Who the fuck are you? 709 00:40:28,490 --> 00:40:29,549 What is this? 710 00:40:29,550 --> 00:40:31,910 I met Terra on the bus, and yeah, 711 00:40:32,090 --> 00:40:33,709 she asked me to come and find you 712 00:40:33,710 --> 00:40:35,110 and tell you sorry. Um-- 713 00:40:35,550 --> 00:40:36,550 What do you mean, sorry? 714 00:40:36,850 --> 00:40:38,129 She had to turn around 715 00:40:38,130 --> 00:40:40,270 because her sister, she's in the hospital. 716 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:48,579 The fuck are you talking about? 717 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,500 Why wouldn't she just message me that herself? 718 00:40:50,586 --> 00:40:51,586 - Because her phone broke. - What is this? 719 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:53,600 - Is this a trick? - No! 720 00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:55,020 - Are you fucking with me? - No, I promise! 721 00:40:55,240 --> 00:40:57,180 - Is this a fucking trick? - I swear, I swear. 722 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,280 Please don't hurt me. 723 00:40:59,577 --> 00:41:01,084 I'm sorry. 724 00:41:04,869 --> 00:41:05,909 You telling me the truth? 725 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:08,549 Yes. 726 00:41:09,449 --> 00:41:10,569 This is the truth? 727 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:12,829 Yes, I promise. 728 00:41:20,059 --> 00:41:21,059 - Fucking stupid. - No, no, no, no. 729 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,079 - So fucking-- - No, no, no, no. It's okay. 730 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:23,838 She's going to text you 731 00:41:23,839 --> 00:41:25,680 as soon as her phone starts working. 732 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,079 She said that? 733 00:41:32,639 --> 00:41:34,899 Yeah, yeah. 734 00:41:34,900 --> 00:41:36,859 And she was... 735 00:41:36,860 --> 00:41:38,639 she was really looking forward to meeting you. 736 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:43,499 I can't believe I thought it was a fucking trick 737 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:45,420 when her--when her sister might be dead. 738 00:41:46,544 --> 00:41:48,446 I'm such a piece of shit. 739 00:41:48,620 --> 00:41:50,700 Fucking--fucking piece of shit. 740 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:51,980 I fucking hate my brain. 741 00:42:02,349 --> 00:42:03,409 Who are you texting? 742 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,060 It's just my mom. 743 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,320 She wants me to call her back. 744 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,680 Do you like your mom? 745 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,900 Uh-huh. Yeah. 746 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,539 Well, then you call her right now. 747 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:22,680 All right? You never know what you got till it's gone. 748 00:42:26,039 --> 00:42:28,120 Fucking call her right now. I'm serious. 749 00:42:34,059 --> 00:42:35,093 Balthy? 750 00:42:35,409 --> 00:42:36,910 - Balthy, hello? - Yeah. Mom! I'm here. 751 00:42:37,210 --> 00:42:40,469 Oh, I'm so glad you called. 752 00:42:41,269 --> 00:42:42,829 How was your birthday with Antony? 753 00:42:43,409 --> 00:42:44,409 Yeah. It was fine. 754 00:42:44,849 --> 00:42:46,929 His sober companion friends came over, 755 00:42:46,930 --> 00:42:48,470 - and they went swimming. - Oh. 756 00:42:49,185 --> 00:42:52,357 Antony said he brought a cake, too. 757 00:42:52,493 --> 00:42:54,812 Did you have a really good time? 758 00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:58,609 I want to lick the shit off your dick 759 00:42:58,736 --> 00:43:01,223 after you fuck my ass. 760 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,120 Fucking knew it. 761 00:43:06,500 --> 00:43:07,580 Okay, Mom, I gotta go. Gotta go! 762 00:43:07,695 --> 00:43:08,865 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 763 00:43:09,449 --> 00:43:10,549 Give me your phone. 764 00:43:13,449 --> 00:43:14,449 My what? 765 00:43:16,129 --> 00:43:17,129 Give me your phone. 766 00:43:18,569 --> 00:43:19,569 My phone? 767 00:43:20,189 --> 00:43:21,389 Fucking give it to me! 768 00:43:22,949 --> 00:43:24,449 Okay. Okay. 769 00:43:24,574 --> 00:43:25,900 Solomon. Calm down. 770 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:27,489 It's me. 771 00:43:27,490 --> 00:43:28,644 Balthy! 772 00:43:28,645 --> 00:43:30,447 BBoyMalone? We were messaging, I'm from New York. 773 00:43:30,586 --> 00:43:32,913 You remember that, right? You remember, don't you? 774 00:43:33,051 --> 00:43:35,483 Come on, man, you remember we were messaging. 775 00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:45,050 I just wanted to be friends! 776 00:43:46,069 --> 00:43:47,123 God. 777 00:43:48,076 --> 00:43:49,979 I just wanted to be your friend. 778 00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:04,110 I just wanted to be your friend! 779 00:44:15,850 --> 00:44:17,250 - Hey. - Oh. 780 00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,670 What'd you say about being my friend? 781 00:44:22,750 --> 00:44:24,409 You looked like you needed someone. 782 00:44:26,670 --> 00:44:28,329 And you took a bus to Fort Worth for that? 783 00:44:28,889 --> 00:44:31,449 No. I flew from New York to Houston, 784 00:44:32,410 --> 00:44:34,129 and then I added a bus trip because I didn't think 785 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:35,130 it'd be believable 786 00:44:35,309 --> 00:44:36,690 if you picked Terra up from an airport. 787 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:42,179 What, all that, 788 00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:44,040 just to be my friend? 789 00:44:49,750 --> 00:44:50,929 Well, get in! 790 00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:02,219 So when were you planning on doing it? 791 00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:04,719 Doing what? 792 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:09,680 Um, school shooting. 793 00:45:18,099 --> 00:45:19,099 School shooting? 794 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,960 Yeah. That's what you said. 795 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,320 That's why I'm here. 796 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,800 'Cause I thought that maybe... 797 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:34,139 I thought maybe that if you had a IRL friend, 798 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:35,140 you wouldn't do it. 799 00:45:40,679 --> 00:45:41,679 That's why you're here? 800 00:45:43,849 --> 00:45:45,469 You think I'm some kind of maniac? 801 00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:07,250 Man, I should-- I should fucking smoke you. 802 00:46:07,590 --> 00:46:08,610 - Smoke me? - Dumb ass. 803 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:11,050 - With what, with a gun? - Yeah, what the fuck you think? 804 00:46:12,050 --> 00:46:13,349 Bitch! Open the glove box. 805 00:46:15,692 --> 00:46:16,757 Huh? 806 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600 Oh! 807 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:21,920 Never seen one before? 808 00:46:23,619 --> 00:46:24,619 IRL? 809 00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:26,360 No. 810 00:46:30,019 --> 00:46:32,039 You wait till you see the rest of what I'm packing. 811 00:46:48,050 --> 00:46:49,110 What you lookin' at? 812 00:47:15,253 --> 00:47:16,253 Come on. 813 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,250 Come on. 814 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,760 - Hey, Grandma. - Hey, baby. 815 00:47:25,380 --> 00:47:27,660 - You gonna shut the door? - Oh. 816 00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:30,419 This is, uh... 817 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:31,968 It's my new friend. 818 00:47:33,519 --> 00:47:36,439 - What's your name again? - Balthazar. 819 00:47:36,619 --> 00:47:39,419 - Everyone calls me Balthy. - It's Ballsy. 820 00:47:39,551 --> 00:47:42,180 - Balthy. Bal-tee. - Ballsy? 821 00:47:42,879 --> 00:47:44,439 No, it's Balthy. 822 00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:47,239 - It's French. - Okay, well, whatever. 823 00:47:47,859 --> 00:47:49,278 Can you believe this cocksucker came all the way 824 00:47:49,279 --> 00:47:50,480 from New York to visit me? 825 00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:52,559 Dumb ass. 826 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,500 Wait here. 827 00:47:57,060 --> 00:47:58,659 You dragged your ass 828 00:47:58,660 --> 00:48:00,939 all the way from New York City to see my Solly? 829 00:48:04,370 --> 00:48:05,749 Solly tell you what's been happening 830 00:48:05,750 --> 00:48:06,790 - around here? - Mm-mm. 831 00:48:07,190 --> 00:48:09,210 They are raising the rent. 832 00:48:10,730 --> 00:48:11,730 Motherfuckers. 833 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:25,509 Yeah, we're going to have to find 834 00:48:25,510 --> 00:48:27,310 somewhere else to live pretty soon. 835 00:48:27,470 --> 00:48:29,229 Hmm. Yeah, that'll be nice. 836 00:48:29,230 --> 00:48:31,150 You could buy a real house. 837 00:48:32,349 --> 00:48:34,510 Balthy! Come here. 838 00:48:41,300 --> 00:48:42,460 - Whoa. - This what you wanted to see? 839 00:48:45,850 --> 00:48:46,850 Look at that. 840 00:48:51,869 --> 00:48:54,109 "Love is forever an elusive bird, stuck--" 841 00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:55,506 Not that. 842 00:48:56,969 --> 00:48:58,969 That's the first plan I ever drew up. 843 00:48:59,189 --> 00:49:00,969 And that's where it all started. 844 00:49:07,059 --> 00:49:08,059 Yeah. 845 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:10,340 I had a lot of phases. 846 00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:15,199 You like Jimmy Phantasm? 847 00:49:15,679 --> 00:49:16,980 It's been with me since I was a kid. 848 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,860 That's my guy right there. 849 00:49:25,250 --> 00:49:27,889 ♪ Yo, Jimmy was your average teen ♪ 850 00:49:28,021 --> 00:49:29,698 ♪ A brainiac whiz who invented a machine ♪ 851 00:49:29,830 --> 00:49:31,836 ♪ To catch ghosts, tracked them with EVP ♪ 852 00:49:31,968 --> 00:49:33,777 ♪ And tap them with a subatomic laser beam ♪ 853 00:49:33,909 --> 00:49:35,449 You guys are getting kicked out? 854 00:49:35,610 --> 00:49:37,430 - What? - Your grandma. 855 00:49:37,650 --> 00:49:39,110 She said you guys are getting kicked out. 856 00:49:39,646 --> 00:49:41,160 No, off the land. 857 00:49:41,285 --> 00:49:43,083 - It's our trailer. - Oh. 858 00:49:43,650 --> 00:49:45,290 Fuckers want to charge me ten grand to move it. 859 00:49:45,790 --> 00:49:46,790 Fuck them. 860 00:49:46,989 --> 00:49:48,048 Is that a lot? 861 00:49:48,049 --> 00:49:49,709 Yeah, but I'm going to shoot them all 862 00:49:49,710 --> 00:49:50,850 in their fucking faces. 863 00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,419 ♪ Go, go, go! Jimmy Phantasm ♪ 864 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,743 ♪ Go, go, go, go! ♪ 865 00:50:02,214 --> 00:50:05,011 You hear those babies crying? 866 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,160 Well, not anymore. 867 00:50:11,099 --> 00:50:12,160 They're dead. 868 00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:17,059 Hey, you want to use the, uh, pistola 869 00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,059 or one of the ARs? 870 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:21,880 Look. There's a few. 871 00:50:25,550 --> 00:50:27,350 Hey, hold it like a fucking man. 872 00:50:28,390 --> 00:50:29,810 Put it up. You got a grip? 873 00:50:30,690 --> 00:50:32,510 I know you're going to like it. Put it in. 874 00:50:33,050 --> 00:50:34,170 Shoulder, here. 875 00:50:34,870 --> 00:50:36,150 Hips, square them up. 876 00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,049 Look down the scope. 877 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,500 Don't worry. 878 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:44,060 Safety's on. It's not just going to go off. 879 00:50:44,212 --> 00:50:46,173 See the bottles? 880 00:50:48,250 --> 00:50:49,730 Hey, it feels good, doesn't it? 881 00:50:50,770 --> 00:50:51,770 Now remember, 882 00:50:52,970 --> 00:50:54,349 don't ever point a gun at someone 883 00:50:54,350 --> 00:50:55,410 unless you mean to use it. 884 00:50:55,850 --> 00:50:56,850 Okay? These things kill people. 885 00:50:57,016 --> 00:50:58,016 Yeah, I know that. 886 00:50:58,690 --> 00:50:59,690 That's why I'm here. 887 00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:02,570 Yeah. Me too. 888 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:07,819 Nothing happened. 889 00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:09,120 Safety's on, stupid. 890 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:11,960 Shoot it. 891 00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,833 Whoa. Whoa. 892 00:51:21,818 --> 00:51:23,286 Oh. 893 00:51:24,650 --> 00:51:27,070 Oh, you like that shit, don't you? 894 00:51:31,500 --> 00:51:32,719 Let me do it again. 895 00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:35,320 Yeah, but this one. 896 00:51:35,833 --> 00:51:37,799 - Same deal. Shoulder. - Yeah. 897 00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,619 Grip it, down the barrel. 898 00:51:50,070 --> 00:51:53,309 Mmm, nice shooting, city boy. 899 00:51:53,929 --> 00:51:54,929 Mmm. 900 00:51:55,230 --> 00:51:56,550 Yeah. That hurts, doesn't it? 901 00:51:59,699 --> 00:52:01,519 Hey, you know why yours hurts and mine doesn't? 902 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,080 Because the bad news is, Balthy, 903 00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,580 you were born-- hey! 904 00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,980 The bad news is you were born a little bitch. 905 00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:12,979 It's probably why you're sore from all that kickback. 906 00:52:12,980 --> 00:52:14,199 And it is definitely why 907 00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:15,860 you make all those crybaby videos. 908 00:52:16,179 --> 00:52:18,380 But the good news is that if you act fast, 909 00:52:18,539 --> 00:52:19,919 you can take a look in the mirror today 910 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,440 and take some responsibility for that low T count. 911 00:52:27,099 --> 00:52:29,319 Hey, let me ask you a question, Balthazar. 912 00:52:30,519 --> 00:52:32,039 Are you ready for war? 913 00:52:33,299 --> 00:52:34,960 Because a war is coming, 914 00:52:35,779 --> 00:52:37,298 and you gotta be able to protect yourself 915 00:52:37,299 --> 00:52:38,299 and your family. 916 00:52:38,620 --> 00:52:40,800 Which is exactly what a daily serving 917 00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:42,140 of Thrush will do. 918 00:52:44,199 --> 00:52:45,579 You trying to sell me these? 919 00:52:48,099 --> 00:52:49,099 Yeah. 920 00:52:50,039 --> 00:52:51,559 I don't think I'm interested. 921 00:53:05,699 --> 00:53:06,839 I tell you. 922 00:53:09,500 --> 00:53:11,900 Well, I could see myself getting real angry, Balthy. 923 00:53:12,539 --> 00:53:14,480 You know? 924 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:16,040 Just at the world, 925 00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:18,480 like in Arkansas City. 926 00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:20,780 16 people dead. 927 00:53:21,039 --> 00:53:24,538 Just bam, bam, bam. 928 00:53:24,539 --> 00:53:25,539 Okay. Okay. 929 00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,280 If I buy these, 930 00:53:30,060 --> 00:53:31,340 will you not do a mass shooting? 931 00:53:43,670 --> 00:53:44,670 Unfortunately, no. 932 00:53:46,610 --> 00:53:48,390 But if you bought all this 933 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,110 and then put in an order for... 934 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,200 one year's supply... 935 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,940 well, then maybe. 936 00:53:59,639 --> 00:54:03,200 Maybe I could see myself standing down 937 00:54:03,579 --> 00:54:04,579 for a bit. 938 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,400 Yes. Yes, yes. 939 00:54:13,639 --> 00:54:14,638 Whoo-hoo! 940 00:54:14,639 --> 00:54:17,639 Oh, yes! 941 00:54:20,179 --> 00:54:21,839 Oh, my dad is gonna flip. 942 00:54:27,335 --> 00:54:29,351 Yes! Yes! 943 00:54:33,889 --> 00:54:36,369 Can't go wrong, baby. 944 00:54:36,882 --> 00:54:37,886 - Oh my God. - Can't go wrong, right, baby? 945 00:54:38,569 --> 00:54:39,569 You like that, baby? 946 00:54:40,149 --> 00:54:41,489 Can't go wrong, baby. 947 00:54:41,689 --> 00:54:42,784 Can't go wrong, baby. 948 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:47,750 That's your dad? 949 00:54:47,901 --> 00:54:52,380 Uh-huh. Yeah, he did porn a few years, amateur MMA. 950 00:54:53,210 --> 00:54:54,949 He had a bit of a dark phase with drugs. 951 00:54:55,629 --> 00:54:56,629 That's how my mom died. 952 00:54:59,580 --> 00:55:02,039 Now he's the biggest Thrush distributor 953 00:55:02,040 --> 00:55:03,040 in the region. 954 00:55:04,500 --> 00:55:06,019 When he sees how much I sold, 955 00:55:07,719 --> 00:55:09,199 I feel like he's going to invite me in. 956 00:55:10,139 --> 00:55:11,139 The inner circle. 957 00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:14,099 We'll start making real money together. 958 00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:19,980 I've been meaning to ask, 959 00:55:21,799 --> 00:55:23,860 you're not really crying in those videos, right? 960 00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:26,400 Mmm. 961 00:55:27,679 --> 00:55:29,519 Well, I can make myself cry. 962 00:55:30,900 --> 00:55:32,339 That doesn't mean it's not real. 963 00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:36,480 You think you could show me how you do it? 964 00:55:37,644 --> 00:55:38,876 How you cry like that? 965 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,539 You see any? 966 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,986 Well, you stopped holding your breath. 967 00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,160 Fuck! 968 00:56:12,139 --> 00:56:13,659 I honestly don't know how I do it. 969 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:15,639 I just sort of start crying, 970 00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,780 and I can't stop until I stop recording. 971 00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:21,660 Fucking get this bitch. 972 00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:22,900 Huh? 973 00:56:26,012 --> 00:56:27,039 Uh... 974 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:29,280 You gonna hurt somebody? 975 00:56:31,727 --> 00:56:32,742 Solomon? 976 00:56:38,023 --> 00:56:39,247 Okay. Let's go. 977 00:56:39,806 --> 00:56:40,821 Huh? 978 00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,720 Solomon. 979 00:56:52,859 --> 00:56:54,220 The fuck are you doing? 980 00:56:55,519 --> 00:56:57,019 Solomon, I see you. 981 00:56:57,279 --> 00:56:59,279 - Solomon. - Solomon. 982 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,539 Solomon, you're not supposed to be on the premises. 983 00:57:07,850 --> 00:57:08,910 What are you doing? 984 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,010 You're freaking me out. 985 00:57:10,889 --> 00:57:12,089 I see you. 986 00:57:15,519 --> 00:57:16,519 Solomon? 987 00:57:17,579 --> 00:57:18,659 Solomon, please. 988 00:57:20,300 --> 00:57:23,199 Please, please, please, don't do anything. I'm sorry. 989 00:57:23,327 --> 00:57:26,112 Why? Why? Taylor! 990 00:57:26,656 --> 00:57:28,960 Why? 991 00:57:30,177 --> 00:57:32,898 I just wanted to be your friend. 992 00:57:35,875 --> 00:57:37,732 Goddammit, Solomon. 993 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:39,739 You scared the shit out of me. 994 00:57:39,740 --> 00:57:41,080 What the fuck was that? 995 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,420 Well, I just wanted you to know how you made me feel. 996 00:57:45,339 --> 00:57:47,880 God. You are so fucking weird. 997 00:57:48,519 --> 00:57:52,099 And I wanted to introduce you to my new friend. 998 00:57:53,020 --> 00:57:56,020 And he came all the way from New York City to visit me. 999 00:57:56,819 --> 00:57:59,500 Why? So you could dress him up as Jimmy Phantasm 1000 00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,180 and suck his dick? 1001 00:58:04,974 --> 00:58:05,997 - No. - Huh? 1002 00:58:05,998 --> 00:58:06,997 - Go, go, go, go! - Stop it! 1003 00:58:06,998 --> 00:58:07,871 Stop that, Taylor! 1004 00:58:07,872 --> 00:58:08,901 Are you a little pervert for cartoons, too? 1005 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:09,902 No. No, we are friends. 1006 00:58:10,126 --> 00:58:11,093 Hey, tell her-- tell her we're friends. 1007 00:58:11,094 --> 00:58:12,094 Huh? 1008 00:58:12,220 --> 00:58:15,480 Yeah. We're friends. Yeah. 1009 00:58:16,020 --> 00:58:17,599 See, see, I have friends. 1010 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:20,480 - I'm not a fucking incel. - Yeah, that's right. 1011 00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:23,040 Incels don't fuck each other like you and 1012 00:58:24,316 --> 00:58:25,315 butt boy over here. 1013 00:58:25,316 --> 00:58:26,351 What? No, we don't-- 1014 00:58:26,352 --> 00:58:27,921 He's not butt boy, his name's Balthy. 1015 00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:30,559 Sounds like a butt boy name to me. 1016 00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:33,160 I just wanted you to know that I have a friend. 1017 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:35,920 Fine. 1018 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,739 Now leave or I'll call the cops. 1019 00:58:43,150 --> 00:58:44,150 Okay. 1020 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,119 You see her face? 1021 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,519 Fuck me. She fucking felt it, man. 1022 00:59:01,119 --> 00:59:02,119 I know she did. 1023 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,320 Felt what? 1024 00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:06,720 Well, that I'm a person. 1025 00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:09,940 You didn't want to shoot her? 1026 00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:11,880 Who, Taylor? 1027 00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,280 Nah, man. 1028 00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:15,920 I mean, she's a fucking bitch, but shoot her? 1029 00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:17,460 No way. 1030 00:59:24,599 --> 00:59:25,619 You getting in? 1031 00:59:43,599 --> 00:59:45,619 You want to see where I was going to do it? 1032 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:47,880 My school shooting? 1033 00:59:49,139 --> 00:59:50,239 I can show you. 1034 01:00:05,825 --> 01:00:06,825 Come on. 1035 01:00:17,405 --> 01:00:18,550 Come on. 1036 01:00:31,005 --> 01:00:32,005 Get down. 1037 01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:45,212 This is it, Balthy. 1038 01:00:47,030 --> 01:00:48,050 My shooting spot. 1039 01:00:49,590 --> 01:00:52,070 I practiced picking off all the kiddies and teachers. 1040 01:00:54,030 --> 01:00:55,030 Picking them off. 1041 01:00:57,346 --> 01:00:58,757 One at a time. Mm-hmm. 1042 01:01:05,943 --> 01:01:07,218 You try. 1043 01:01:32,099 --> 01:01:33,119 Like this guy? 1044 01:01:34,779 --> 01:01:35,779 I could shoot this guy. 1045 01:01:36,571 --> 01:01:37,571 Look. 1046 01:01:39,490 --> 01:01:41,150 I could shoot him in the fucking face. 1047 01:01:43,910 --> 01:01:44,910 Want me to do it? 1048 01:01:56,306 --> 01:01:57,323 Okay. 1049 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,230 Show's over. 1050 01:02:01,990 --> 01:02:03,810 I can't play this anymore. 1051 01:02:05,389 --> 01:02:06,389 Play what? 1052 01:02:09,349 --> 01:02:10,750 I'm not this thing. 1053 01:02:11,230 --> 01:02:12,369 I'm not. You understand? 1054 01:02:13,529 --> 01:02:14,890 Enough is enough. 1055 01:02:16,450 --> 01:02:17,450 You know? 1056 01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:19,600 What about the maps you showed me? 1057 01:02:21,409 --> 01:02:23,130 I wasn't going to do anything. 1058 01:02:24,009 --> 01:02:25,610 They're just stupid fucking drawings. 1059 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:31,859 If I call someone, can you at least pretend I stopped you 1060 01:02:31,860 --> 01:02:32,860 from doing a shooting? 1061 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,419 The only reason I picked up the phone 1062 01:02:42,420 --> 01:02:44,680 is to tell you to stop texting me. 1063 01:02:45,019 --> 01:02:46,039 Do you understand? 1064 01:02:46,579 --> 01:02:48,219 - Tell me you understand. - Hey, I-- 1065 01:02:48,220 --> 01:02:50,840 Hey, look, it's me, Solomon. 1066 01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:53,780 I'm with Balthy here, Balthazar, 1067 01:02:55,139 --> 01:02:57,340 and, well, he stopped me from doing a shooting. 1068 01:02:57,780 --> 01:03:01,538 I'm doing no more shootings any time. 1069 01:03:01,539 --> 01:03:02,839 I don't know who you are 1070 01:03:02,840 --> 01:03:04,559 or how much that freak paid you to say this, 1071 01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,659 but you should know that that freak 1072 01:03:05,660 --> 01:03:06,879 likes to make out with people 1073 01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,380 to videos of school shootings. 1074 01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,279 Now tell him to stop calling me, stop texting me. 1075 01:03:11,280 --> 01:03:13,159 And if he ever approaches me at school, ever again, 1076 01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:14,139 I will have my mom get 1077 01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:15,400 a fucking restraining order on him. 1078 01:03:19,562 --> 01:03:21,322 You tried to make out with her to the Arkansas footage 1079 01:03:21,457 --> 01:03:22,506 I sent you? 1080 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,440 I didn't even watch that shit. 1081 01:03:39,400 --> 01:03:40,400 What's that? 1082 01:03:42,282 --> 01:03:43,637 Xanax. 1083 01:03:45,670 --> 01:03:46,670 Xanax? 1084 01:03:50,199 --> 01:03:53,258 Look. I'm sorry, Balthy. I f-- 1085 01:03:53,259 --> 01:03:54,579 I know I fucked up. 1086 01:03:56,179 --> 01:03:58,379 And you came all-- you came all this way. 1087 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:02,260 I don't have any friends. 1088 01:04:05,650 --> 01:04:06,650 What's that? 1089 01:04:08,410 --> 01:04:09,410 It's 2C-B. 1090 01:04:10,710 --> 01:04:11,949 It's just been in my wallet. 1091 01:04:11,950 --> 01:04:12,950 I don't know how long. 1092 01:04:14,690 --> 01:04:15,849 Never had anyone to do it with. 1093 01:04:18,699 --> 01:04:21,259 If we do that, can we go shooting again? 1094 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:27,960 You know what? 1095 01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:30,859 You might be the first person I've met 1096 01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:31,860 who's weirder than me. 1097 01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:37,639 Solomon and Balthy. 1098 01:04:48,550 --> 01:04:50,230 Oh, I think he wants the pistol! 1099 01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400 What? 1100 01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:09,558 What? 1101 01:05:09,559 --> 01:05:10,700 What's so funny, Solomon? 1102 01:05:11,820 --> 01:05:13,180 - No! Don't! - Don't fucking laugh at me. 1103 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:18,519 Don't you fucking laugh at me, Solomon! 1104 01:05:38,850 --> 01:05:40,990 What message are we sending our children 1105 01:05:41,510 --> 01:05:42,510 about their future? 1106 01:05:43,429 --> 01:05:44,869 About this country's future? 1107 01:05:45,469 --> 01:05:48,449 When every day they're afraid to go to school 1108 01:05:49,129 --> 01:05:50,929 because they may not come out alive? 1109 01:05:51,670 --> 01:05:53,449 If this isn't the country you recognize, 1110 01:05:54,389 --> 01:05:56,630 if this isn't the country you want to recognize, 1111 01:05:56,895 --> 01:05:59,281 donate to Hakeem Atkins for Senate. 1112 01:06:00,110 --> 01:06:01,110 I got you. 1113 01:06:06,330 --> 01:06:07,509 Donate to Hakeem 1114 01:06:07,510 --> 01:06:09,890 and fuck my creampie pussy. 1115 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:15,939 I want to lick the shit off your dick 1116 01:06:15,940 --> 01:06:18,160 after you donate to Hakeem. 1117 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:20,319 Did you really come up 1118 01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:21,580 with all those things she's saying? 1119 01:06:22,079 --> 01:06:23,220 Finger me. 1120 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:25,319 Yes. 1121 01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,419 Finger me. 1122 01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:28,380 You remember that picture I sent you 1123 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,200 of my dick? 1124 01:06:31,099 --> 01:06:33,760 Can't go wrong, right? 1125 01:06:34,940 --> 01:06:35,940 Like your dad? 1126 01:06:39,831 --> 01:06:41,594 Creampie pussy. 1127 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:45,286 Creampie pussy. 1128 01:06:47,382 --> 01:06:50,275 Oh, shit. Oh! Fuck. 1129 01:06:51,573 --> 01:06:52,770 Let's go! 1130 01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:01,318 Thrush. 1131 01:07:02,482 --> 01:07:03,713 Thrush. 1132 01:07:21,574 --> 01:07:23,204 Look at this. 1133 01:07:23,337 --> 01:07:25,566 My son, the salesman, can't go wrong. 1134 01:07:25,699 --> 01:07:27,699 - Right, buddy? - That's right. 1135 01:07:29,699 --> 01:07:30,699 Let's go. 1136 01:07:33,495 --> 01:07:36,520 * 'Cause I'm running From the law ♪ 1137 01:07:36,650 --> 01:07:39,150 That's Supes's girl. You remember Supes, right? 1138 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:40,289 Yeah. 1139 01:07:40,421 --> 01:07:42,787 What'll you have to drink, Sol? On the old man. 1140 01:07:42,920 --> 01:07:44,719 Whatever you're having, Dad. 1141 01:07:45,418 --> 01:07:48,250 ♪ Gotta see my mind blown ♪ 1142 01:07:50,849 --> 01:07:52,549 Oh. I'm sorry. This is Balthy. 1143 01:07:53,289 --> 01:07:54,349 He's from New York. 1144 01:07:56,068 --> 01:07:58,017 Balthy, what kind of name is Balthy, huh? 1145 01:07:58,678 --> 01:07:59,736 It's French. 1146 01:07:59,868 --> 01:08:01,058 It's a man's name. 1147 01:08:03,570 --> 01:08:06,629 You guys, uh, smoke some wacky tobacky 1148 01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:08,210 on the way over here, huh? Is that what it is? 1149 01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:09,670 Watch it, kid. 1150 01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:11,890 Yeah. Come on, Frenchie, come over here. Get you a seat. 1151 01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:17,420 Now, look at that, family business. 1152 01:08:17,979 --> 01:08:19,600 - Yeah. - I bet that 2500's 1153 01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:22,620 burning a hole in your pocket as we speak. 1154 01:08:23,078 --> 01:08:26,300 Ah. Yeah, well, I need to pay rent on Grandma's trailer. 1155 01:08:26,538 --> 01:08:28,000 No, no. 1156 01:08:28,260 --> 01:08:30,818 In this business, you have got to take what you made 1157 01:08:30,819 --> 01:08:32,220 and invest it. 1158 01:08:32,540 --> 01:08:33,818 That's the only way to make more. 1159 01:08:33,819 --> 01:08:36,080 Basic principles of capitalism. 1160 01:08:37,538 --> 01:08:39,538 Of America. 1161 01:08:39,899 --> 01:08:41,899 - You understand? - Yeah. 1162 01:08:42,140 --> 01:08:43,720 No, I don't. I don't understand. 1163 01:08:44,939 --> 01:08:46,100 Well, that's okay. 1164 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,760 We are inviting you to invest, 1165 01:08:49,060 --> 01:08:51,220 inviting you into distribution. 1166 01:08:51,420 --> 01:08:53,340 Money that makes money. 1167 01:08:53,484 --> 01:08:56,363 - Yeah. Fuck yeah, huh? - Oh. 1168 01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,460 What's this? What's your deal, man? 1169 01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:03,960 He autistic? He looks autistic. 1170 01:09:04,340 --> 01:09:06,439 So you get your 25 on what, Monday, right? 1171 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,000 Instead, you sign that sales slip over to me right now. 1172 01:09:10,118 --> 01:09:12,060 On Wednesday, you get four grand. 1173 01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:14,100 Four grand? 1174 01:09:14,460 --> 01:09:15,737 I just give you my slip. 1175 01:09:15,738 --> 01:09:16,738 I don't have to sell anything? 1176 01:09:17,060 --> 01:09:18,699 Shit. You think Supes and me 1177 01:09:18,700 --> 01:09:21,340 still bust our hump going door to door to unload this crap? 1178 01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:22,760 Hell fucking no. 1179 01:09:23,420 --> 01:09:24,420 You got that slip? 1180 01:09:25,939 --> 01:09:27,020 No, I left it at home. 1181 01:09:28,179 --> 01:09:29,179 Huh. 1182 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,279 Hell, you know what? 1183 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,200 Why don't he just bring it 'round the conference tomorrow? 1184 01:09:35,319 --> 01:09:36,319 How about that? 1185 01:09:37,312 --> 01:09:39,194 - There's an idea. - Right? 1186 01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:41,880 What do you say, kid? 1187 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:45,077 A sale like this, we have to put you on stage. 1188 01:09:45,078 --> 01:09:46,300 Of course, man. 1189 01:09:46,538 --> 01:09:49,078 That's Thrush legendary shit right there. 1190 01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,759 Hey, hey, hey, you know what? 1191 01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:53,339 Stage right there. Get up on it. 1192 01:09:53,340 --> 01:09:54,340 Give us a taste. 1193 01:09:54,760 --> 01:09:56,269 - Right now? - You bet your ass, man. 1194 01:09:56,270 --> 01:09:57,720 Yeah, man! Get up on that goddamn stage. 1195 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000 - Show us how it's done. - Come on. 1196 01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,420 Suffering builds winning. 1197 01:10:09,140 --> 01:10:11,439 - Hey, hey, hey! - That's my fucking line. 1198 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:13,699 You used my goddamn line, man? 1199 01:10:13,819 --> 01:10:16,200 Can't go wrong with big Beav or little Beav. 1200 01:10:16,760 --> 01:10:18,999 Why don't you quit making assumptions, Kate. 1201 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,300 - Yeah, Kate. - Check him out for yourself. 1202 01:10:22,100 --> 01:10:23,559 Yeah. Why don't you, uh, 1203 01:10:23,560 --> 01:10:25,200 why don't you give little Beav a tug? 1204 01:10:25,992 --> 01:10:28,496 Why don'tcha-- Do it! 1205 01:10:28,740 --> 01:10:29,879 I'm just kidding. 1206 01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,400 I'm just fucking with you, sweetheart. 1207 01:10:31,401 --> 01:10:32,438 I'll do it. Oh, Katy, he ain't-- 1208 01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,499 - Whoa! - Dad! 1209 01:10:35,500 --> 01:10:36,620 He's not little at all. 1210 01:10:39,220 --> 01:10:40,220 - Hell yeah. - Yeah. 1211 01:10:42,600 --> 01:10:44,760 - Okay. - Laughing boy loves it. 1212 01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:47,600 Yeah, man. Laughing boy does love it. 1213 01:10:49,479 --> 01:10:50,479 So listen. 1214 01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:52,479 Four grand could pay a lot of rent 1215 01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,220 on that cunt's oversized outhouse. 1216 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:56,880 Can you not call her that, please, Dad? 1217 01:10:57,140 --> 01:10:59,380 You're right. He's right. 1218 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:01,079 She and I have had our 1219 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:02,300 differences over the years-- 1220 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:04,729 ...but I get that she means a lot to you. 1221 01:11:04,730 --> 01:11:05,800 And, hey, I respect that. 1222 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:08,899 This is a privileged position 1223 01:11:08,900 --> 01:11:10,179 we're offering you here, Solly. 1224 01:11:11,238 --> 01:11:13,226 - Distribution. - I know. 1225 01:11:14,508 --> 01:11:16,700 This is me being a good father to you. 1226 01:11:17,914 --> 01:11:19,465 Guiding you, son. 1227 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:21,040 I got you. 1228 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:22,480 It's a grift. 1229 01:11:24,979 --> 01:11:26,200 What? What'd you say? 1230 01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,479 Um, it's a grift. 1231 01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:31,639 He's making you care about something 1232 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:32,640 so he can take your money. 1233 01:11:32,740 --> 01:11:34,300 Solly, who the fuck is this kid? 1234 01:11:34,430 --> 01:11:35,430 - Shut the fuck up. - It's a grifty grifty. 1235 01:11:35,539 --> 01:11:36,760 Shut the fuck up, Balthy. 1236 01:11:38,039 --> 01:11:40,260 You believe I met this little freak online? 1237 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,079 And then he shows up out of nowhere 1238 01:11:43,080 --> 01:11:45,240 and starts following me around like a retarded puppy. 1239 01:11:45,383 --> 01:11:47,379 Listen, Balthazar, 1240 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,600 why don't you go wait outside in the car 1241 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,900 and let the real men talk? 1242 01:11:51,030 --> 01:11:52,960 Yeah. You tell him, son. 1243 01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:55,280 I didn't just show up. 1244 01:11:56,720 --> 01:11:59,000 I came here to stop you from shooting up a school. 1245 01:12:01,798 --> 01:12:03,177 What'd he say? What'd you say? 1246 01:12:03,869 --> 01:12:06,090 I came here to stop him from shooting up a school. 1247 01:12:06,195 --> 01:12:07,305 Hey, Balthy. Balthy, shut up! 1248 01:12:07,306 --> 01:12:08,390 Shut the fuck up! What school? 1249 01:12:08,391 --> 01:12:09,422 - He showed me his plans. - Shut up! 1250 01:12:09,423 --> 01:12:10,469 - You said you were gonna do it. - Know what? 1251 01:12:10,470 --> 01:12:12,183 - Like in Arkansas City. - What-- 1252 01:12:12,184 --> 01:12:13,679 What did you just say about Arkansas City? 1253 01:12:13,829 --> 01:12:14,998 Okay. 1254 01:12:15,150 --> 01:12:16,710 What did you say about Arkansas City? 1255 01:12:16,851 --> 01:12:18,978 He sent me videos of kids getting shot. 1256 01:12:19,121 --> 01:12:20,291 In Arkansas City? 1257 01:12:20,432 --> 01:12:21,815 I told you he had people there. 1258 01:12:21,956 --> 01:12:23,588 Fucking fuck off, Beaver. 1259 01:12:23,730 --> 01:12:24,989 I said shut the fuck up. 1260 01:12:25,127 --> 01:12:26,378 He's joking. He's high. 1261 01:12:26,517 --> 01:12:27,908 So you think this is funny, huh? 1262 01:12:28,047 --> 01:12:29,332 Is that what you guys both think? 1263 01:12:29,472 --> 01:12:31,105 This is fucking funny, huh? 1264 01:12:32,113 --> 01:12:35,380 It's death. Real death. 1265 01:12:40,837 --> 01:12:42,157 You son of a bitch. 1266 01:12:42,297 --> 01:12:43,297 You think this is funny, huh? 1267 01:12:43,409 --> 01:12:44,409 Huh? 1268 01:12:44,541 --> 01:12:45,632 - What? - Hey, hey! 1269 01:12:45,763 --> 01:12:47,118 - Are you planning something? - No! I'm not. 1270 01:12:47,250 --> 01:12:49,431 - Are you planning something? - I'm not, I was trolling him. 1271 01:12:49,563 --> 01:12:51,281 Oh, so you think this is funny, huh? 1272 01:12:51,413 --> 01:12:54,717 Do you know what a. 223 did to my little cousin's face? 1273 01:12:54,850 --> 01:12:56,430 Huh? Okay, I'll show you. How about that? 1274 01:12:56,593 --> 01:12:59,126 I'll take this fucking dart, huh, 1275 01:12:59,289 --> 01:13:01,986 and I'll shove it through your goddamn ear. 1276 01:13:02,150 --> 01:13:03,570 - You stupid son of a bitch! - Dad! 1277 01:13:03,713 --> 01:13:06,915 I'll shove this dart through your goddamn fucking ear. 1278 01:13:07,057 --> 01:13:09,727 - How about that? - Hey, hey! 1279 01:13:09,869 --> 01:13:12,230 Break this shit up right now. Take it outside. 1280 01:13:15,258 --> 01:13:16,691 Get the fuck out of here. 1281 01:13:16,821 --> 01:13:17,961 Go. 1282 01:13:20,762 --> 01:13:22,814 Take your loser kid 1283 01:13:22,944 --> 01:13:25,257 and you fuck off before I gut him. 1284 01:13:25,810 --> 01:13:28,010 - We're about to close. - Get him out! 1285 01:13:28,727 --> 01:13:30,196 - Get out of here, Sol. - Go now! 1286 01:13:30,327 --> 01:13:31,502 Go. 1287 01:13:32,447 --> 01:13:33,916 Now! 1288 01:13:38,844 --> 01:13:40,509 Hey! Sol, Sol. 1289 01:13:40,639 --> 01:13:42,565 Hold up, hold up. 1290 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,559 Hey, listen, man. 1291 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:50,700 Uh... 1292 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:53,480 about that deal, distribution? 1293 01:13:55,399 --> 01:13:56,399 You in? 1294 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,319 Gotta pay rent. 1295 01:14:01,315 --> 01:14:03,050 Dad, me and Grandma are gonna get kicked out. 1296 01:14:03,199 --> 01:14:05,399 Oh for Christ's sake, Solomon, are you a man or what? 1297 01:14:06,260 --> 01:14:07,739 Are you my son or not? 1298 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,840 Now I need the money before you said I'd get it. 1299 01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:14,300 Okay. 1300 01:14:15,359 --> 01:14:16,359 That's fine. 1301 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:18,960 I get it. I'll get it Wednesday. 1302 01:14:22,899 --> 01:14:23,899 You will? 1303 01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:26,485 Yeah. Yeah. Right. 1304 01:14:30,350 --> 01:14:31,550 I'm sorry, Dad. 1305 01:14:33,190 --> 01:14:34,959 You fucking embarrass me like that. 1306 01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:36,169 Dad, I can't. 1307 01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:37,509 - You-- - I can't. 1308 01:14:37,510 --> 01:14:39,110 - Give me that money! - Dad, I can't. 1309 01:14:40,890 --> 01:14:41,890 - Give me that money! - No! 1310 01:14:42,047 --> 01:14:44,593 Stand up! 1311 01:14:44,594 --> 01:14:45,630 Oh, man. 1312 01:14:46,140 --> 01:14:47,140 'Course you're going to whine. 1313 01:14:47,390 --> 01:14:49,529 Don't be showing up at that conference 1314 01:14:49,530 --> 01:14:50,990 begging me to be your daddy. 1315 01:14:51,890 --> 01:14:53,450 You make me sick, Solomon. 1316 01:15:17,177 --> 01:15:18,330 Where am I sleeping? 1317 01:15:23,449 --> 01:15:24,449 On the floor? 1318 01:15:35,429 --> 01:15:36,429 Waste of my time. 1319 01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:45,520 You're a waste of time, Solomon. 1320 01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:54,860 Are you ready for war? 1321 01:16:57,926 --> 01:16:59,684 Balthazar. 1322 01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:07,060 Aren't you going to tell me where we're going? 1323 01:17:07,207 --> 01:17:08,644 The source. 1324 01:17:09,235 --> 01:17:10,819 Going to the source. 1325 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:12,680 I get what I want. 1326 01:17:13,920 --> 01:17:15,020 You get what you want. 1327 01:17:35,949 --> 01:17:36,949 What is this? 1328 01:18:06,350 --> 01:18:08,350 Everyone always said I was this thing. 1329 01:18:09,050 --> 01:18:10,150 I've tried to be that thing. 1330 01:18:11,310 --> 01:18:12,770 I've tried not to be that thing. 1331 01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:16,320 But I guess I am what I am. 1332 01:18:17,339 --> 01:18:18,559 You just let me get my dad. 1333 01:18:19,680 --> 01:18:21,700 And after that, take me out. 1334 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:27,160 Make sure my grandma gets the money from that sale. 1335 01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:33,159 It's not even a school. No one's going to care. 1336 01:18:38,259 --> 01:18:39,739 You ready to be a hero, Balthazar? 1337 01:18:43,573 --> 01:18:44,919 Hey. 1338 01:18:55,649 --> 01:18:56,649 Let's go. 1339 01:19:00,100 --> 01:19:01,200 Come on, Balthazar. 1340 01:19:24,758 --> 01:19:26,217 Balthy, come on. 1341 01:19:26,929 --> 01:19:27,929 Solomon. 1342 01:19:28,349 --> 01:19:29,608 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1343 01:19:29,609 --> 01:19:32,130 What the hell are you doing? You crazy? 1344 01:19:33,090 --> 01:19:34,089 Okay. 1345 01:19:34,090 --> 01:19:35,090 Please! 1346 01:19:35,468 --> 01:19:38,115 Okay. Solly. Hey. 1347 01:19:42,149 --> 01:19:43,929 Is this about last night? 1348 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,240 I fell off the wagon. 1349 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:54,280 And I will admit that I got a little out of hand. 1350 01:19:54,779 --> 01:19:56,760 I am a work in progress, Solomon. 1351 01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:58,720 Okay? 1352 01:20:00,199 --> 01:20:02,000 Those the guns I got you for your birthday? 1353 01:20:04,020 --> 01:20:05,480 You got them to me to hide. 1354 01:20:07,860 --> 01:20:08,860 Okay. 1355 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:10,739 You know what? I fucked up. 1356 01:20:11,659 --> 01:20:15,480 And I've been fucking up for a long time. 1357 01:20:15,940 --> 01:20:17,738 I would like to try to change. 1358 01:20:17,739 --> 01:20:19,539 I'm trying to change for us. 1359 01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:25,469 Don't do anything you'll regret. 1360 01:20:34,350 --> 01:20:35,510 I'm your daddy. 1361 01:20:41,449 --> 01:20:42,630 I love you. 1362 01:20:50,820 --> 01:20:52,009 Stop! 1363 01:20:52,850 --> 01:20:53,850 Okay. 1364 01:20:54,690 --> 01:20:55,690 Okay. 1365 01:20:56,290 --> 01:20:57,290 Okay. 1366 01:20:58,590 --> 01:20:59,590 Balthy, he's my dad. 1367 01:21:00,670 --> 01:21:01,730 Balthy, he's my dad! 1368 01:21:03,329 --> 01:21:04,329 Put it down! 1369 01:21:41,103 --> 01:21:42,608 Balthy... 1370 01:21:44,449 --> 01:21:46,130 Could you... 1371 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,270 Will you stay just one more night? 1372 01:21:56,300 --> 01:21:58,640 Hey, what's the matter, Solly? 1373 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:00,400 You okay? 1374 01:22:00,538 --> 01:22:02,168 Hey, Sol? 1375 01:22:07,889 --> 01:22:09,809 They have taxis here, don't they? 1376 01:22:14,735 --> 01:22:15,778 Balthy. 1377 01:22:16,888 --> 01:22:17,888 Please. 1378 01:22:18,389 --> 01:22:19,809 Please just be my friend. 1379 01:22:20,449 --> 01:22:21,449 Stop. 1380 01:22:22,909 --> 01:22:25,050 I can't believe I thought you were a school shooter. 1381 01:22:26,349 --> 01:22:27,349 Look at you. 1382 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,260 Stop crying. It's disgusting. 1383 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,109 You hate me, 1384 01:22:36,569 --> 01:22:38,309 don't you? You think I'm pathetic? 1385 01:22:38,609 --> 01:22:40,649 Yes, I do. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. 1386 01:22:40,869 --> 01:22:42,670 You're just a poor, dumb loser. 1387 01:22:47,210 --> 01:22:49,769 I'm gonna rip this up if you don't stop crying, Solomon. 1388 01:22:50,630 --> 01:22:53,649 No! No. 1389 01:23:02,140 --> 01:23:03,279 What are you doing? 1390 01:23:03,920 --> 01:23:04,920 Stop it! 1391 01:23:35,050 --> 01:23:36,254 Grandma! 1392 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:05,899 What did you do? 1393 01:24:06,312 --> 01:24:07,312 It's not my fault. 1394 01:24:07,579 --> 01:24:08,800 It's not my fault. 1395 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:32,214 Balthazar. 1396 01:24:33,408 --> 01:24:34,872 Balthazar! 1397 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:49,730 This is what you wanted, right? 1398 01:24:54,650 --> 01:24:55,870 Here I am. 1399 01:25:16,750 --> 01:25:18,615 What the fuck's going on, Solly? 1400 01:25:18,749 --> 01:25:20,680 Shut the fuck up, Myron! 1401 01:25:21,180 --> 01:25:22,180 shit! 1402 01:25:23,159 --> 01:25:24,560 Shut the fuck up. 1403 01:26:13,199 --> 01:26:15,999 Hi. You've reached the voicemail of life coach 1404 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:18,039 and personal chief of staff Antony Kelly. 1405 01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:19,840 Please leave your name and number 1406 01:26:20,020 --> 01:26:21,720 and I'll get back to you ASAP. 1407 01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,400 And please, always remember, 1408 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:26,120 be kind. 1409 01:26:27,099 --> 01:26:29,979 Antony, it's me. Um, I'm in Arlington, Texas. 1410 01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:31,639 Will you contact Dad's legal team? 1411 01:26:43,444 --> 01:26:44,980 So, he just went crazy? 1412 01:26:47,949 --> 01:26:49,590 I just wanted to be his friend. 1413 01:26:51,269 --> 01:26:53,229 I came here to stop him from shooting up a school. 1414 01:26:55,309 --> 01:26:56,569 He showed me his plans 1415 01:26:58,409 --> 01:26:59,689 like in Arkansas City. 1416 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,039 ♪ Yo, Jimmy was Your average teen ♪ 1417 01:27:37,173 --> 01:27:38,449 ♪ A brainiac whiz ♪ 1418 01:27:38,583 --> 01:27:39,590 ♪ Who invented a machine To catch ghosts ♪ 1419 01:27:39,724 --> 01:27:41,100 ♪ Track them with EVP ♪ 1420 01:27:41,235 --> 01:27:43,315 ♪ And zap them With a subatomic laser beam ♪ 1421 01:27:43,450 --> 01:27:45,509 ♪ One night He was out ghost hunting ♪ 1422 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:47,509 ♪ But Jimmy accidentally hit The wrong button ♪ 1423 01:27:47,510 --> 01:27:49,549 ♪ He tried to make it stop But it was too late ♪ 1424 01:27:49,550 --> 01:27:51,570 ♪ Jimmy's DNA Had started to mutate ♪ 1425 01:27:51,705 --> 01:27:53,522 ♪ When Jimmy got zapped The ghost did too ♪ 1426 01:27:53,657 --> 01:27:55,710 ♪ They both got trapped And their souls got fused ♪ 1427 01:27:55,845 --> 01:27:57,595 ♪ His eyes turned green And his hair turned blue ♪ 1428 01:27:57,729 --> 01:27:59,951 ♪ But he can do things That a ghost can do ♪ 1429 01:28:00,086 --> 01:28:01,937 ♪ Float through the walls of His high school classroom ♪ 1430 01:28:02,071 --> 01:28:03,822 ♪ Blast other ghosts With his ectoplasm ♪ 1431 01:28:03,956 --> 01:28:05,504 ♪ Jimmy's got powers That no one has ♪ 1432 01:28:05,640 --> 01:28:08,298 ♪ Half ghost, half kid That's Jimmy Phantasm ♪ 1433 01:28:18,969 --> 01:28:20,113 Balthazar? 1434 01:28:34,250 --> 01:28:37,090 Are you sure you're okay, honey? 1435 01:28:39,050 --> 01:28:40,050 Yeah. 1436 01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:44,199 I'm fine. 1437 01:28:47,930 --> 01:28:51,170 I saw you're speaking at the convention tomorrow. 1438 01:28:51,770 --> 01:28:52,849 Yeah, yeah. 1439 01:28:53,090 --> 01:28:54,790 I'm trying to get my story out. 1440 01:28:55,349 --> 01:28:57,449 Well, I'll be there. 1441 01:28:59,809 --> 01:29:02,909 Balthazar, this is our host, Armand Lewis. 1442 01:29:03,449 --> 01:29:04,649 Balthazar. Hello. 1443 01:29:05,170 --> 01:29:06,929 Uh, I hear you like to go by Balthy. 1444 01:29:07,550 --> 01:29:10,170 - Uh, Balthazar, please. - Got it. 1445 01:29:12,589 --> 01:29:13,589 Uh, we good to go? 1446 01:29:15,929 --> 01:29:17,289 Okay. So they're gonna roll, 1447 01:29:17,509 --> 01:29:19,129 and I'm just gonna ask you a few questions. 1448 01:29:19,489 --> 01:29:20,489 That sound all right with you? 1449 01:29:20,490 --> 01:29:22,389 Mm-hmm. One sec, please. 1450 01:29:29,610 --> 01:29:33,750 Okay. In five, four, three... 1451 01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:36,230 Balthazar Malone. 1452 01:29:36,810 --> 01:29:37,810 Let's get right to it. 1453 01:29:38,729 --> 01:29:40,649 Some say you're a hero. 1454 01:29:41,670 --> 01:29:43,729 Some say murderer. 1455 01:29:45,010 --> 01:29:47,930 Others say you're just another victim 1456 01:29:48,470 --> 01:29:52,910 in a hopeless epidemic that only children in America face. 1457 01:29:54,810 --> 01:29:56,710 So, in your own words, Balthazar. 1458 01:29:58,729 --> 01:29:59,850 How do you see yourself? 1459 01:30:14,075 --> 01:30:15,980 It's okay. Take your time. 1460 01:30:20,449 --> 01:30:23,369 I mean, there's one test that damn near everybody's got it. 1461 01:30:23,489 --> 01:30:24,869 Put your hand up for me like this. 1462 01:30:25,889 --> 01:30:27,529 Okay. There you go. Right there. 1463 01:30:27,729 --> 01:30:29,630 This and this. Right, Supes? 1464 01:30:48,395 --> 01:30:49,597 We... 1465 01:30:51,300 --> 01:30:52,380 are fighting... 1466 01:30:54,308 --> 01:30:55,390 for our-- 1467 01:31:12,118 --> 01:31:15,616 ♪ Tired of misbehaving ♪ 1468 01:31:15,738 --> 01:31:17,836 ♪ Call those shots Upon those pricks ♪ 1469 01:31:17,958 --> 01:31:21,577 ♪ We're fixing to skin 'em ♪ 1470 01:31:21,699 --> 01:31:23,190 ♪ Every trickster knows ♪ 1471 01:31:23,311 --> 01:31:26,413 ♪ There's an onslaught ♪ 1472 01:31:26,535 --> 01:31:30,976 ♪ And every city's Flooded with cocaine ♪ 1473 01:31:31,097 --> 01:31:35,538 ♪ Fuck a broken backbone ♪ 1474 01:31:35,659 --> 01:31:39,126 ♪ You're wasted On this site ♪ 1475 01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:42,563 ♪ Did you earn To belong here? ♪ 1476 01:31:43,841 --> 01:31:47,734 ♪ This ain't no place For a sightseer ♪ 1477 01:31:50,532 --> 01:31:53,999 ♪ Looking for promotion ♪ 1478 01:31:54,121 --> 01:31:55,976 ♪ Mitigate a problem ♪ 1479 01:31:56,098 --> 01:31:59,991 ♪ Then dump it in the ocean ♪ 1480 01:32:00,112 --> 01:32:04,553 ♪ Nurse onto these grudges For my sake ♪ 1481 01:32:04,675 --> 01:32:08,720 ♪ Here grievances run Within the family ♪ 1482 01:32:09,784 --> 01:32:14,012 ♪ Meddle into interest ♪ 1483 01:32:14,134 --> 01:32:17,419 ♪ Where business You got none ♪ 1484 01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:20,886 ♪ See yourself Deemed a stressor ♪ 1485 01:32:21,828 --> 01:32:25,692 ♪ Every man is Someone's successor ♪ 1486 01:32:26,573 --> 01:32:28,215 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1487 01:32:29,159 --> 01:32:32,079 ♪ Beating on an iron door ♪ 1488 01:32:33,569 --> 01:32:37,157 ♪ You're looking Like an animal ♪ 1489 01:32:38,739 --> 01:32:41,842 ♪ Cock the hammer Tuck it in ♪ 1490 01:32:43,302 --> 01:32:46,434 ♪ We keep it close We keep with kin ♪ 1491 01:32:47,711 --> 01:32:49,627 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1492 01:32:52,456 --> 01:32:54,555 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1493 01:32:56,592 --> 01:32:59,056 ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 1494 01:33:16,909 --> 01:33:19,981 ♪ The plates From which we eat from ♪ 1495 01:33:21,137 --> 01:33:25,699 ♪ Life in the trenches Of a Ponzi scheme to come ♪ 1496 01:33:26,702 --> 01:33:28,132 ♪ Cutthroat contract ♪ 1497 01:33:28,254 --> 01:33:31,508 ♪ Jackleg wildflower ♪ 1498 01:33:31,630 --> 01:33:36,070 ♪ A nettle In the nursery humdrum ♪ 1499 01:33:36,192 --> 01:33:40,603 ♪ Hellbent chasing paper ♪ 1500 01:33:40,724 --> 01:33:43,644 ♪ Upon a mile of road ♪ 1501 01:33:43,765 --> 01:33:47,293 ♪ Buyer, seller Seller and buyer ♪ 1502 01:33:48,388 --> 01:33:52,829 ♪ How much are you Taking for hire? ♪ 1503 01:33:52,951 --> 01:33:54,107 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1504 01:33:55,597 --> 01:33:58,942 ♪ Beating on an iron door ♪ 1505 01:34:00,098 --> 01:34:03,778 ♪ You're looking Like an animal ♪ 1506 01:34:04,995 --> 01:34:08,462 ♪ Cock the hammer Tuck it in ♪ 1507 01:34:09,952 --> 01:34:13,998 ♪ We keep it close We keep with kin ♪ 1508 01:34:14,119 --> 01:34:16,248 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1509 01:34:19,046 --> 01:34:21,206 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1510 01:34:23,152 --> 01:34:25,981 ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 1511 01:34:28,627 --> 01:34:30,755 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1512 01:34:33,524 --> 01:34:35,561 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1513 01:34:38,116 --> 01:34:40,580 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 1514 01:34:42,313 --> 01:34:45,324 ♪ I'ma gonna getcha ♪ 1515 01:34:48,214 --> 01:34:49,734 ♪ Vendetta ♪ 102993