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I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay.

Nadia, just a little more.

Please.

What did you do there? I got high.

What did you feel there?

My name's George Sinders, and I'm the president of Palisade Defense.

We're hitting a home run for freedom and a time out for terror.

We work hard to bring you up -to -the -minute technology.

Memo, must congratulate George on terrific performance.

No, delete terrific.

Make that fabulous performance.

For 75 years, we've been supplying the world's greatest nations with the

latest weaponry. So when you see this symbol...

You know you're in safe hands.

We have offices in New York, London, Tokyo, all over the world.

Go on, girl.

Go on. Yep, yep. What are you doing?

Holding myself a little birthday present.

All right, team, can we have a little less talking, please?

Am I the only one who cares about our marketing strategy?

I can.

Or what about our CRM -114 landmine? The platoon buster. What Ordnance Magazine

calls it, the most exciting development in concealed termination in years.

Weapons you can trust.

Anti -personnel devices you can rely on.

That's trust.

That's reliability.

That's Palisade.

As I speak, our team of dedicated individuals are touring Eastern Europe,

bringing the Palisade message to you. And they couldn't be more excited.

Richard, why are all the actors in this video white?

They are not all white.

Blonde, actually.

It's just a coincidence, that's all.

Oh, so if they were all black, that would be a coincidence too, would it?

What is your problem, exactly?

You've made a recruitment video for the Hit the Youth.

Richard, Richard.

Oh, there, there you go, you see?

What's he, an albino?

Here's the P -40 version 5.

Oh, yeah, OK, that's very tentative.

It's not funny, Harry. Freedom, democracy, justice.

With palisade defense, we'll win the war.

I'm terrified.

I bloody hope not.

Thank you, Harris.

Is it Schultz -Turkey or Sammy?

Who lost other lines there?

Fire officer coming through. Go on, sit down. Officer sitting.

North walking! Yes, yes, I know. North walking!

Hey, Billy, what's the plan?

George should be at the lodge waiting for us, along with the food. Good, good.

And the paintball game? It's all in the brown bag.

I'll

give

you $50 if you stop eating.

I bought some mushrooms off the security guard at the road show.

I gave him 20 euros, and look how much he's given me, look.

They look horrible.

Yeah, that's because they're magic mushrooms.

How do you know he didn't just pick them off the side of the road and sell them

to you?

No, they're proper.

You can tell by the stalks, look.

You eat those, you're going to go crazy.

I think I've had these ones before, you know, they give you a really nice,

chilled out one.

And it's your own.

Then I'll be somewhere over the rainbow getting fucked by the tin man.

Hey,

what the fuck's going on?

You all right?

You all right, Jill?

Yeah.

The road's blocked.

Anybody need first aid?

I might do in 20 minutes.

We can go this way.

But I don't understand what you're saying. The road is fine.

The two roads meet up again.

You see, look.

It's just a detour.

Go on, Rich.

All right.

That's quite enough.

I won't stand for this unprofessional behavior.

You hear me?

Now you're hired to drive, and drive you will, buddy.

Is that clear?

Really, really world -class.

I know it doesn't appear far on the map, but it all depends on the scale.

Well, what is the scale?

It's not on here.

Well, an inch is usually a mile, isn't it?

No.

Well, we'll assume that it is. Well, we can assume, but it's probably safer not

to.

Every map I've ever seen, an inch is a mile. Are you telling me I don't know

to read maps? No, I'm sure you have an excellent knowledge of maps. It's just

that, well, an inch could be two miles or ten.

Right, I'm just saying goodbye.

Going back to the hotel.

You're doing no such thing.

Then show me the lodge.

The lodge is a mile down that road. No, no, no, hang on a minute. You're not

listening to me. I'm not walking anywhere.

Hey, hey, come on, don't squabble, gang.

They're team -building weekend. Yeah, well, maybe you can tell Richard,

he seems to think we're on a walking holiday.

Probably just a bear.

Just a bear? There are no bears in Hungary.

Are you sure?

Yes.

Well, that's assuming we're still in Hungary.

If we cross the border into Romania, then there are bears.

If we're in Serbia, then I'm not sure.

Wow, that's really interesting, Richard.

Are bears required to stop at borders? I mean, is there some sort of, I don't

know, passport control for bears? You'd better watch your tone, young man.

Or what?

Oh, please.

No, or what?

That sounded further away.

There.

If it was a bear, which it wasn't, it's moved on.

Come on.

Richard, I really think we should stick to the main road.

No, no, no, this way is much quicker. Come on. I'm with Richard.

Have I pissed myself?

What?

I feel damp.

Well, you look all right.

I'm not going to touch you.

Have I pissed my pants?

I'm just saying, I don't think so. What's wrong with you?

I feel all damp.

You're fine.

You're fine.

Okay, so, uh, working on the assumption that an inch is not a mile, what's the

worst -case scenario?

An inch is a thousand miles?

Ah! Ah!

That's it.

He's messing around, and he's in big trouble.

Stay with the bags.

Steve, you all right, mate?

Steve?

I saw someone.

Who?

I don't know.

What happened?

The weirdest things just happened, yeah?

I needed to have a flash, so I pulled me trousers down because, you know, I felt

a little bit damp and I didn't want to get a rash.

I was about to have a piss and I saw a geezer with a balaclava and a suitcase.

No, more of a travel bag. So you've come over. Steve.

Yes.

The mushrooms.

What mushrooms?

You ate them.

Your hive.

Look after him.

Okay? Listen.

Now, I know we're mates, but, um... If you look at my cock one more time, I'm

gonna kick off.

What are you talking about? I have not once looked at your winky.

You turn around.

Okay, everybody, prepare to smile.

Isn't it wonderful?

It's a dump.

What do you expect, the Hilton? The Hilton would be good.

We're in the country.

You're not going to stay here, are you? Right now, I'd sleep in a cave.

That's for a spirit.

Someone in the woods.

Yeah, you already said that. Come on.

Come on.

This isn't the right place. This is the right place.

Obviously, it's not the right place.

It is the right place, isn't it?

Well, um, there's only one lodge on the map, so... Thank you.

This is... the mobile.

This place is...

Dear team, as a big thank you for the last few weeks on the road, George and I

cordially invite you to join us on a team -building weekend in Palisades'

acquired luxury lodge.

Luxury lodge.

Okay, okay, okay, now listen up, everyone.

This is more of a holiday.

This is a business.

And team building weekends, like it or not, are part of that business.

This is our chance to find out about ourselves.

Sure,

we'll have fun.

Paintball, orienteering.

Bridge building. Bridge building.

I can't spell success without you.

And you.

You.

You.

And you.

Success has only one you.

Oh, well.

Daddy couldn't put us all through Cambridge, could he, Harris?

Now, George wants us to be the best team possible.

And if that means digging in...

Then I'm sorry.

I think this place is a dump.

Well, think about this.

Maybe it's supposed to be.

I've had tougher challenges.

Now let's make this our challenge.

Explain to me how staying in this shithole is going to help me.

Look, all I'm asking is don't be so happy all the time. Aren't you trying to

positive? No, you're not. You're like a dog tied to a radiator wagging its tail.

That's not a compliment.

Look for the generator in that way.

Have you got any light bulbs in your bag, Gordon?

Um, yeah.

Give me two secs.

I think you should go and get some sleep.

I think you might.

Maggie?

I've been waiting for you, Richard.

I want you to fuck me.

Really?

I mean, I'd like to.

Fuck me now, and fuck me hard.

Great management skills, Dick. World class.

I can't believe it.

I had no idea Palisade was this involved in Eastern Europe.

You're joking, right?

Where did you get this stuff?

Found it next to the generator.

There's stacks of it out there.

It's all Soviet.

That doesn't mean it's one of the asylums.

Well, it doesn't rule it out either, does it?

What asylum?

Right, you lot, grubs up. Do you want to put those cards away, please, Jill?

Feast your eyes on this.

Mind yourselves, this is hot.

Actually, it smells quite nice.

Not eating, Maggie?

No, thanks. I'm hungry.

OK, the rest of you then, get stuck in. There is plenty to go round. Do you want

to get some spoons out, please, Jill?

Nice to see you.

Feeling OK?

You're all right. Piss off.

Are you still tripping?

No.

Why are you naked?

Harris, you were saying about the asylums?

What asylums?

Harris seems to think we're staying in an old lunatic asylum.

Are we?

No. Go on, Harris. Tell us about the asylum.

You sure you want me to tell you about this, Billy? Because, you know, it's

pretty scary, mate.

I'll take my chances.

Okay.

Okay.

Now, this story takes place a long time ago, way back before the First World

War. Oh, please.

When movies were silent and women were even quieter.

Now, the government had been getting these great complaints from the locals

about the asylum, so they sent an inspector round to check it out.

He arrived late one night to see what's going on.

Everything seems fine.

And the warden's agreed to show him around.

Everything isn't fine.

Everything's not fine at all.

All the inmates are going crazy, screaming at him to let them out.

Then he realized what's wrong.

The inmates had taken over and locked up all the doctors.

And then they turned on him.

Tried to reason with him, but there's no reasoning with a mentally insane.

Guess who they called to sort out the mess?

Us.

Palisade sent the boys in, sprayed the place with nerve agent, killed everyone.

It was a massacre.

But rumor has it,

But one inmate survived, hell -bent on killing any palisade employee that

cross his path.

They say you're still on the loose.

That's supposed to be scary.

Well, it was at the time.

Believe it or not, there is a tiny bit of truth in the story.

A tiny bit.

It actually occurred in the early 90s when the Soviet Union broke up.

Places like this were detention centres for war criminals.

Soldiers who liked the killing a little bit too much.

They were lunatics who wiped out whole villages.

Burnt people alive, put heads on spikes.

They were savages.

Well -trained savages.

Their government locked them away, tried to cure them, but it was no good.

Some escaped, hid in some empty buildings nearby, but not for long.

Obviously, it wasn't Palisade who killed them. It was their government.

But it was us who supplied the weapons.

Oh, and Harris, if anyone did survive, revenge would be the last thing on their

mind. What would be on their minds?

Survival.

Evading capture.

These guys were war criminals, remember?

Well, excuse me for being the only sensible one here, but this place is a

Okay? It's not a mental home. It's not a prison. It's a lodge.

It was a sex lodge.

It was.

I'm telling you.

You see, back in the 60s, these places were hospitals for rich old men. And all

the nurses were these naughty -looking birds with great big shooters.

Anyway, being stuck all the way out here, they used to get really lonely.

So they tried it on with the old boy.

These poor old fuckers, they was on death's door.

They couldn't get it up.

So they decided to just get hold of each other.

The fella turns up out of the blue. Young, he's a bit of bollocks about him.

They chased him.

They caught him at the... Well, he was fucked.

Have you ever taken anything seriously in your life?

It's been weird.

How are we all doing? Brilliant.

Sweet dreams.

Yeah.

Harris.

Hi, Maggie.

Hi. Not eating?

Why are you all so obsessed with what I eat? I am not too skinny.

No, no, no, no. I don't mean... Just that you'll need your energy for the

games, you know.

I mean, you're perfect just the way you are.

When I say perfect, I obviously don't mean that in a sexual way.

I mean perfect in a neutral way.

As if I were another woman saying that you were perfect. You know?

Just one woman to another.

Not that I'm implying anything like that.

Or that there's anything wrong with that.

Sort of thing.

Anything. Keep digging. We can still see you.

You're young to be losing your teeth, aren't you? It's not mine.

It's not my tooth. Maybe it's just a clove.

Does it look like a fucking clove?

Look at the puke. Look at the cow's tooth.

A cow with old fillings.

Who made the pie?

No, I didn't make it. I found it.

You what?

I found it. You found a pie?

It was wrapped in foil.

Oh, well, that's a relief.

Jesus. You dirty bastard.

Okay, everyone calm down.

Come on, Jill, come with me.

Okay,

look, I'm sorry, everybody. I thought it was a welcome gift. From who?

I don't know.

George.

George wouldn't bring a pie.

No, I've been sitting here for months. Look at this place.

I cooked it for the full hour.

Oh, it had instructions on it? No, but it's a pie.

You don't cook every pie for an hour.

You don't think I undercooked it, do you?

Fuck me now.

Yeah, OK, right, look, it's gone.

I'm throwing the pie in the bin, it's gone.

All right, that makes me feel better.

Night, sweetie.

Good night.

Hello? Hey, hey, hey!

What's the matter?

What's going on? There was a man in my window.

What happened?

I saw someone.

Where's my tailor?

What's going on? Jill saw someone at her window. Who?

What did he look like?

He had a mask.

Let me take my mask off.

Oh, shut up. Gordon, do you have anything to help calm her down? I'll

bag.

Have you seen him?

No. What do you think?

I'm not a boss. You think.

Perhaps you were dreaming.

I saw someone. I wasn't dreaming. Look at me.

His face was covered in a mask. I was not dreaming.

I found some comms. They're horrible.

It was probably just some locals messing around.

Looking through a window, one story up.

We need to get out of here.

Yeah, I'm leaving.

50 says I'm going with her.

No one is going anywhere.

What did you find?

There's some wooden structures in the trees, but they're too far away to reach

the window.

Up there, you see? All right, gang, this is what's going to happen. Tomorrow

morning, we go to the top of the hill, see if we can get a signal.

Get somebody to pick us up, take us back to the hotel.

What about, son?

Great idea, Harris.

No, that is not a great idea.

Anyone who leaves won't have a job to come back to.

I don't care. Count me in.

Yeah, I'm a girl.

I'm sorry, I bet he's right.

Should I make some tea?

All right, listen.

Jill, I want you to sleep on it.

Then, in the morning, if you still feel the same way, well, then I'll come up

with a plan.

I feel the same way.

Okay, listen up, everyone.

Billy, get over here. Come on.

I've made a decision.

We're going to sit tight.

We sit tight while, Harris, I want you and Jill

to go up the hill.

to go up the hill and see if you can get a phone signal.

Get the coach driver to come and pick us up. Oh, sweet.

I've made this decision purely because of the food situation.

And it is conditional.

While they're gone, the rest of us will do a little team building.

excuse me hiya right i just want to make it really clear uh before we begin that

paintballing is about teamwork right so no rambos i repeat absolutely

no rambos

Hey, how's your project going?

Pretty good, thanks.

So what are these things? They're what?

Humane landmines, right? They're not landmines.

They're immobilization units.

Right.

And they do what? They sort of grab you, yeah?

They pin you to the floor. They don't blow children's legs off.

They're humane. They're a hard sell. That's what they are. Well, I'm sorry. I

don't understand why in the 21st century we create such sick weapons.

The guillotine seems humane. There's nothing humane about the guillotine.

Well, at least it's instantaneous.

There's nothing instantaneous about the guillotine.

When your head's chopped off, your brain can think for like two to three

minutes.

What, you're saying that you're aware that your head is cut off? I'm saying

when Marie Antoinette had her head chopped off, she felt it hit the basket.

She saw blood pumping out of her own stump. That's not true.

It is 100 % a biological fact.

I don't know.

We've got to get the others.

Can't just leave him here.

Can we?

Look, I'm not saying that I fancy anyone in particular. I'm just saying that if

I did like someone, well, I wouldn't know the best way to approach them.

And dating's complicated in England.

What are you talking about?

English birds ain't complicated. You buy them a Bacardi breezer and they'll ride

you like sea biscuit.

Yeah?

But what if she's not English? What if she's French or Spanish or...

American?

Maggie.

Yeah.

So what do you think?

Well, I don't want to be unkind, but I think you've got more chance of getting

shit out of a rocking horse.

Come on, I got you.

Get up, you cheating bastard.

See all this Maggie stuff?

It's because your bird left you.

It's because your plums are backing up.

It's driving you nuts.

It's confusing you.

Making you think you love her.

You're right.

Anyway, I think she likes you.

What are you talking about?

Go, go, go.

You're dead?

Ah, the bullet missed my vital organs. I've survived. It's a miracle.

Here we go.

Safety's off.

Here comes the rest. Right.

You really got into that.

Brilliant. I think we've bent a few rules here and there.

He shot Richard and he didn't die.

No one shot me.

We shot someone and it wasn't Maggie. All right, well, I think that someone,

I'm not pointing any fingers, has been wiping off paint.

and it does clearly state in the rules that this is total war there are no

There's a fridge on the couch.

That's great, thank you.

Oh, you're shitting me.

I think you're going too fast

I think I broke my arm.

Billy.

Jill?

We've got to head back to the lodge.

We've got to find Jill.

Jill!

Jill!

Keep your voice down.

Someone's killed Harris, you understand?

Who's to say he didn't kill Jill as well?

Now, we head back to the lodge and we lock ourselves in till morning and then

walk. Where?

I don't know.

Well, I'm glad we got that sorted.

Hey, if you have a better idea, we'd go back to the lodge.

You little whore!

You'll pay for this!

You're as good as the fucking dragon!

Your palisade!

Get him down.

We need to lock off that thing.

Lock everything.

This is bollocks. That's what this is. This is fucking bollocks. Leave her in

here. Listen to me. I'm not waiting here for him to turn up. It's fucking

madness. Yeah, what do you suggest we do with Gordon?

Well, I'll carry myself if I have to.

Just keep your voices down.

What if the stories about this place were true?

Well, mine wasn't. What stories?

There were asylums, that someone escaped, someone who knows we're

Yeah, but how would they know that?

Well, the bus. Not exactly subtle.

Those stories are nonsense.

Who told you? Jill? Harris?

Do you know how many conspiracies I hear each year regarding weapons companies?

No, Richard. How many?

I'll tell you how many I believe.

None. We're a public company.

Members of both our governments are on the board. They're not going to do

anything immoral.

Arguing is not going to help us out.

Okay? You said you wanted us to work as a team?

Well, now is the time to start.

Look, just help me get some wood.

We need to board ourselves in.

All right? With what?

I don't know.

Check Gordon's bag or something.

Well, he's not going to have emeralds in there, is he?

Oh, for fuck's sake.

I've got some pills.

What kind of pills?

Ecstasy.

Okay.

Have a party.

No, not for me, for him.

What do you mean?

I'm not going to get him up tap dancing, but, you know, he'll take the edge off

for a while.

That's what you are.

I don't do drugs.

It's okay, sweetheart. These are painkillers.

They're going to make you feel better.

Just take one.

You alright?

I'm sorry about earlier, flaring up and all that.

You were okay.

Listen, I want to say something to you.

Sometimes I act like an idiot, you know?

I say things when I shouldn't.

I'm done.

Shit, I've left Gordon's foot on the coach.

Sorry, mate.

I love you, Maggie.

Of course you do.

Seriously, no, I mean it.

I really mean it.

You don't have a drug, do you?

No.

Not the drug.

I really, I really, really love you.

And I loved Jill. I really, I really, really, really loved Jill.

Steve, you've got to be damn nervous.

Not my thing.

Maggie. Maggie.

I told you that I love you.

Where are you going?

Toilet.

Can't you hold on?

No.

I'll be right back.

We should leave him.

What do you think?

I think our best chance for survival is if the four of us get to the main road.

Get help.

And I think it's Gordon's best thought as well.

What's happened?

We should go back upstairs.

Yeah, well, I'd hate to be accused of not killing him when I had the chance.

Well, I think you'll be all right there.

We got a problem.

Yeah, no shit.

No, we got another problem. That was our last bullet.

Put your fucking guns down!

Put your guns down!

Don't move. The place is mine. The whole place is mine. How do you know?

I'm standing on one.

CRM platoon buster.

One of ours.

Yeah.

Where's Billy?

Richard, they're coming.

All right, follow my footsteps.

Then jump to the trees.

You laughing at me?

I won't be fucking laughing when I take my foot off this.

Thank you.

Yeah, come on, everybody.

Why not be my fucking guest?

Is this where we are? Whoa!

Have you been to the lake? Yes.

Are there boats there?

Yes. Okay, leave your shit and follow us.

Come on, please, tell me, what the fuck is going on?

George, there are about five seriously sick fuckers coming our way to kill us,

so you can either help us or fuck off.

When you say sick fuckers, what do you mean here?

Terrorists?

Call them what you want.

Come on, let's go. Hold it.

No one's going anywhere.

We've been waiting to demonstrate this for a while.

You stamp terrorist on it, and I'll kill it.

Where did they get a load of this?

Those are the little bastards.

All right, get back.

Awesome.

Keep smiling through, just like you

always do.

Until the blue skies lie, the dark clouds far away.

So will you please say hello to the folks that I know.

Tell them I won't be long.

I'll be happy to know that as you saw me go, I was

singing this song.

We'll meet again.

Don't know when, don't know when, but I

know we'll meet again some sunny day.

Don't know where.

Don't know.

But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

Keep smiling through just like you always do.

Till the blue skies lighten.

The dark clouds far away.

So will you please say hello to the folks that I know

and tell them I won't be long.

You'll be happy to know that as you saw me go,

I was singing this.

Don't know

I'm on the horizon.

Feels like there's trouble on the way.

But if you take my hand and I'll take your hand, then there'll be

no need for us to stray. At least not today.