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Previously on Sheriff Country.

You drive me up the damn wall, Dad.

You're still one of the good ones.

My mom is going to make you leave. If she finds out that you're still growing

illegally, I don't want that.

The hell am I doing this for? For me. And for Skye. I need you to stay the

course. We're going to protect our garden against all comers. I'm in.

This ain't legal. If you start moving product in the dark, we'll be outlaws.

You're damn right we will.

And Miranda, you are a really talented Skye. Come work for me.

Aunt Miranda offered me a job and I've decided to say yes. Gina told me Nora

left.

She told me about you and Travis.

There's something wrong with us.

Obviously. Here's to tomorrow.

Deputy pursuing unknown suspect on foot.

He's gotta be close.

You went this way.

Okay.

No.

This way.

Over there.

All right.

You hear that?

They're over here. I got him. I got him.

I know I got him.

We're not leaving until we catch this son of a bitch.

Hey, let's double back towards the car. Maybe we'll get lucky and he went that

way.

All right!

Big picture on our weed sales.

Indica is up 20 % and Sativa is doing even better.

Oh, and our customer feedback forums have informed us that Luna's apple

hybrid continues to be a fan favorite. You're welcome, everyone.

Okay, just tell us the number already.

All right. Okay. And the number is two million in sales.

It's not bad for a couple months' work. It's the economy of scale. See, we're no

longer lone monkeys in the marketplace. We are now King freaking Kong. And no

robberies. since we started the co -op. Anyone who messes with one of us messes

with all of us.

We still on schedule for tomorrow?

Yeah, the Coloradans are in the air as we speak. Private jet, three million

bucks on board.

Biggest deal yet, thanks to me and Dale.

Where is your smarter half? Supposed to have been here an hour ago.

Tried calling him, but he hasn't answered. The man has a third of our

guys are meeting the Coloradans tonight.

Leave the heavy lifting to us, old man.

Old man?

Whoa! Look, the Benny Rooster is getting his cock -a -doodle -doodle on. If I'm

not worried.

You don't need to be.

Where the hell are you going?

I'm going to find Dale. This is our deal.

Me and Dale's. Yeah?

Well, you dropped the ball.

So step off.

Cut the crap, both of you.

You've always done things your way. You're part of a crew now, Wes.

One for all, right?

Right?

Yeah, one for all.

Kid can come along.

I got a booster seat in my truck.

Right next to your wheelchair.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, my 24 -year -old. Thanks, Mom.

We're all set for your birthday dinner tomorrow night.

Sweet chicken casserole, blueberry pie.

My favorite.

You haven't told me what you want for your birthday yet. I'm jealous of the

Grandpa got you. I don't think I can beat it.

Actually, I think you might have a shot.

Can I get your signature?

My signature?

I need you to co -sign something.

The lease to my new apartment? Check it out.

Your new apartment.

I spoke to Dad, and he thinks I should go for it. And the rent's super

reasonable. Looks like it's been on the market for a few months. There might be

something wrong with that. And reasonable for a home. Can you afford

Mom, can you just try?

To not be negative about this, since I've started working for Aunt Miranda,

making good money.

So get her to go sign.

Oh. Yeah, I mean, I guess I could ask her.

No. I'll do it. I'll sign.

I just want to look at it first.

Fine. Can we go today?

Today's going to be hard. How about tomorrow?

No, Mom, please. It could be gone tomorrow.

I seriously doubt it.

Happy birthday, Angel.

Cindy, we are not having you in the house.

Don't worry.

Grandpa's not going anywhere.

Dale!

You never leave this gate open.

Dale! Where's the dog at?

Dale! Chuck's here.

Tommy?

Tommy?

Tommy, it's Westpac. Where's your dad? What happened?

It was two guys.

They came out of nowhere.

I think they took my dad.

Did they take the weed? Where's the weed?

Do not move him.

Tommy, you stay still, all right? We're going to get help.

All right.

Don't try to get up.

We're going to be okay.

We're going to take care of things.

Are we still here?

Don't move. Okay.

Who kidnaps somebody and leaves a million dollars worth of product line? I

know. I mean, until we find out who Colorado deals off. Yeah, I know your

Don't be an idiot. For all we know, this is a setup. Are you kidding? Stop doing

this, Wessie. Boy, it's called taking a risk.

Cut out the top guy talk.

We've got to get the kid to a hospital. Look, if you want to be a nurse, go

ahead. I'm not about to walk away from three million bucks. Okay, all right,

look, here's the deal.

I am going to take Dale's truck. I will take it to the bottom of the mountain,

and I will offload the product.

You will call 911.

You will get an ambulance.

No, no, no. Do what the cops know.

I'll just drive the kid. What if he dies on the way?

You prepared to answer those questions?

Then get out of my way. Fine, fine, okay.

Oh, one more thing.

Sharon thinks I'm legal, so when she shows up, I was never here.

We're out of the good coffee, so this is all I have to do.

I don't know we have good coffee.

We don't. It's on a sliding scale.

What's that?

It's his birthday.

I'm making her a scrapbook.

Oh my God, you look so young.

Not that you still don't. Very smooth.

So you were having a... Well, you probably have plans. We're having a

birthday dinner. First guy tomorrow night.

You should come. It's just family.

And friends.

Also. I'll be there.

Wouldn't be a party without you, Gina.

So what do you say?

Great. I was supposed to go to karaoke tomorrow night, so now I have an excuse

to blow it off. Not crazy about your date?

Not crazy about karaoke.

Every woman you date, you find something wrong with her.

I think you're being too picky.

That's not it at all.

I'm just looking for someone who shares my interests. Hiking, target shooting,

football. She has a sense of humor.

So you're basically looking for you, but with a sense of humor.

You know what? Before I forget, can you pick up some gift wrapping paper?

You bet.

And can you stop at Costco? We're out of a good coffee.

Anything else?

245 PC felony assault at the Hawkins farm out on Decatur Road. That's Dale's

place.

According to Tanner, Tommy told him it was two guys and they blacked out. No

idea where Dale is.

Let's start at the house. What are you thinking, rival grower?

Dale is the biggest black market cultivator on the mountain. You take him

he's going to hit you back twice as hard.

So maybe the cartels and Bulgarians have been throwing their weight around.

Yeah. They are brutal and fearless.

What? Nothing. I thought I saw something.

Dale! Oh my God!

Dale!

Dale!

Check his pulse!

He's alive, but barely.

Moon.

Do you remember that sign that was left in Bernice Wambach's house?

Time to sell.

Yeah, it's one thing to threaten ranchers. They're generally peace

folks, but up here in Deadwater?

Pretty ballsy move.

All right, so Tanner said that Dale was attacked by two guys.

Tommy and Dale live in the house alone.

Dale's wife died.

There's Tommy's jeep.

Where's Dale's truck?

Looks like it was parked right here next to Tommy's, right?

One of the suspects must have taken Dale's truck, then the other one just

in whatever vehicle they came in. I'll put out a bolo on Dale's truck.

All right, limit it to internal channels. I don't want whoever's driving

truck to know we're looking for them.

Are Dale and Tommy going to make it? The doctor's going to give me an update.

I'll let you guys know what I hear. We think that this is about Dale's

Do you know if Dale got any offers recently, or maybe some of you guys did?

A few folks got some offers.

Luna.

She's trying to help, Dana. What kind of offers?

Good offers.

Five or six times what the land is worth. The dead waters are home, so no

debate. Except Dale.

He got a phone call. Some guy saying he wanted to buy the place.

So Dale played along.

But he was pretty much screwing with the guy, seeing how high he was willing to

go. Oh, so once Dale didn't sell the land, they did this to him.

All right, last question.

Did Dale or anyone who received offers, did they ever meet the prospective

buyer? It was always over the phone. I wish I could tell you more.

No, that was helpful.

Thank you.

That's odd.

What's odd?

Luna is a legal grower.

What is she doing hanging out with Dale and this crowd?

Every single one of those guys have done hard time.

I've been doing some digging.

Red pins are the folks who turn down offers for their land. I've been calling

around. They've been reluctant to talk.

But most of the no's have been threatened in some way.

The blue pins are all the yeses. Those are the tracks that sold sometime in the

last six months.

Just about all of them bought by an outfit called Emerald Eden LLC.

Did you get any names of the members of the LLC?

Emerald Eden is registered in Nevada, and that's one of the few states where

can keep that information confidential.

The perks of being a shelf company. So someone is trying to buy up the best

cannabis -producing real estate in Edgewater, but they don't want anyone to

who they are. The question is, how are you going to smoke them out?

Okay, I couldn't decide between the balloons and the gold foil, so I got

both.

Go to town. Thank you, Gina.

You probably need twice as many red pins if you consider all the folks that were

threatened but don't want to talk.

Yeah, that's for sure.

Anyway, I have a fridge to clean.

Oh, um, how do we smoke them out?

Well... We've got that sheriff auction at the end of the month, right? We

confiscated a couple of really juicy lots that would be ideal for growing

Maybe we push up the auction, see if we can get whoever's behind this to take

the bait. Yeah, Dale's friends did say they're offering crazy money.

Exactly. We just need someone that can go toe -to -toe with them in the

like really push them to the limit.

I know a guy.

You want me to be the face of a police thing? You're perfect, Dad.

You won't bat an eye when the bidding gets heated. You have the money. We

know where you have the money, but you have it. I'd love to, but going legal is

a full -time gig, so I'm busy.

Too busy to help us find the people who beat one of your best friends within an

inch of his life?

You're going to guilt me into it, huh?

All right. We'll do it for Dale and his boy.

Thank you.

Hey, do you happen to know...

Why Luna Miller is hanging out with Dale?

Free country, ain't it?

It's just odd, is all.

Mitchell is Luna's father, and all him and Dale are tight, so maybe that's it.

Oh, hey, hey, hey, it's our birthday girl. Come here, come here, come here.

You grow more beautiful every year. Oh, thank you, Grandpa.

Are you having dinner with us?

No, I'm late for something.

I will be at your birthday dinner tomorrow night, I promise.

Wait, pinky promise?

Pinky promise.

How was work?

Great. Aunt Miranda's taking me to New York next week.

Wow, how exciting.

I know, right?

It's my first business trip.

And she's going to take me to a Broadway show.

Business and pleasure.

Clearly she can't do without you.

You and I should go sometime.

You know, I've never been.

You'd have to show me around. I promise.

I will try not to embarrass you.

As if.

Hey, I was thinking we could look at that apartment tomorrow.

Oh.

Actually, I decided not to get it.

Oh, no.

How come?

Well, I showed Aunt Miranda, and she had a fit.

She said she could never let me live in a place that crappy.

Well, glad Miranda and I are finally on the same page.

Yeah, she wants me to move here instead.

The lofts on Eel River?

Skye, you can't afford this. Hell, I can't afford it. Aunt Miranda's helping

out. She gave me first and last month's rent, plus the security deposit.

What?

What business is that of hers?

It's a bonus.

I earned it, Mom.

Yeah? How many of her other employees earn that kind of bonus?

Okay, I'm going to go take a shower.

Come down for dinner.

I'm not hungry.

Are you carrying?

Glove compartment.

Now, I just don't know why we can't do a one -stop shop.

Here's the weed. Here's the cash. Thank you very much. Why do we got to do a

preemie?

Because the first time that you do a deal with somebody, you do not bring the

drugs and the money to the same place at the same time. Because that's a good

way to catch a bullet.

Or a bid.

You know what a bid is, don't you? I have to explain that to you.

It's jail time.

I'm not stupid.

You haven't exactly convinced me just yet.

Glove compartment.

Greg? No, thanks. Good.

Please, have a seat.

My associate, Dale, is very sorry that he couldn't make it.

Brother in hospice.

That's too bad.

He never mentioned it.

How long you known, Dale?

Since his daddy and I did a stretch together.

Yeah? Where was that?

Lompoc.

Possession with intent to distribute.

Unlike a fine wine, I don't mellow with age.

It's co -op of yours.

Business is good, yeah?

It's booming.

Most of California.

Are you writing a biography?

Let's talk about the deal already.

Are you in some kind of hurry?

No, I'm just sticking to damn yapping.

I don't love your tone, my man.

Well, I don't love you wasting our time with your dumbass questions.

You hear that, guys?

I'm a dumbass. No, no, that is not what he meant. My friend here... Isn't Dale.

And neither are you.

I got this little voice in my head.

It tells me when something's off.

Kept me out of jail for as long as I've been doing this.

And right now that voice is screaming.

The deal's off.

We'll sit you out down.

Or what?

Like I said, the deal's off.

Banana split.

What? Banana split.

Blueberry fire.

Sour diesel.

Train wreck. All stupid names made up by people high as a kite. But you know

every single one of them.

Because they're the best strains that you can find anywhere in the whole

And all of them are grown right here in the Emerald Triangle. My competition

might say it's the luck of Mother Nature. Well, I say the harder I work,

luckier I get.

Now, the product that I'm going to bring to you tomorrow night is the best that

you will find anywhere. You know it. I know it. I hope this is not a one -time

deal. We plan on making a lot of money.

The question is, do you?

As a show of good faith, I'm going to throw in 50 pounds of the greatest apple

fritter hybrid that you have ever fired.

It's gratis.

That means free.

Let me know what you decide.

Thanks for meeting me, Miranda.

Sky is super excited about New York.

It's going to be fun.

And to be honest, she's earned it.

She's a hard worker.

And smart to boot.

A rare combination, as we both know.

Thanks for saying that.

I think about where she was six months ago, and I'm so grateful.

How's Rick?

He's hanging in there.

What are you and Travis doing for Sky's birthday?

Well, Travis is stuck in San Francisco on the Barlow trial, so he's going to

take her to a Giants game this weekend.

Tonight we're just going to have some dinner and cake at the house, nothing

just family.

Our family, you know, me and my dad.

You know what I mean.

Yeah.

Not that I don't love seeing you, Mickey, but what's this about?

I think you know what this is about.

I've disappointed you so many times.

Honestly, I don't.

The lofts on Eel River.

Really, Miranda?

The apartment. It's not a big deal. It's an employee bonus.

It's special treatment for your niece.

I don't get it. Mickey, a second ago you were proud of her.

I still am.

But you stepped over the line.

I'm her mom.

Where she lives.

is a decision that she and I will make, not you. She's 24 years old, Mickey.

She's not a child. So stop spoiling her like one. Save that for... For Rick?

Stop spoiling her like Rick? Is that what you were going to say?

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean it like that.

Thanks for asking about him.

He's just out of rehab.

He's going to come home for a while. Probably a long while.

You're lucky, Mickey.

You have a kid who wants to stand on her own two feet and she has the brains and

the talents to do it I would give my right arm for that.

He'll get there It'll take some time, but he will get there

Coffee's on me Miranda

good to see you Mickey We got a deal

that's great news that I knew you boys come around look we're gonna make us

money, okay I'll be there tonight. Make the drop.

Grandpa?

And stop calling here. Take me off your list.

What are you doing here?

Aunt Miranda gave me the day off for my birthday.

And I have something for you.

What's your birthday? I'm supposed to have something for you. You're not off

hook.

What's this?

Money? It's the full amount Brandon stole from your beehive.

$600 minus the $87 I already gave you.

That was months ago.

Well, I'm paying you back now.

Yep, I don't need it. Take it, Grandpa.

All right.

You had inherited your mother's stubborn streak.

And there's something else.

This came in the mail yesterday.

It's from the government.

Oh, what'd I do now?

It's good news, right? They approved your legal grower's license?

Yeah. Oh my God, Grandpa!

This is like the best birthday gift ever.

Bad

news.

The auctioneer canceled.

Uh -oh.

Whoa.

You got to find a replacement.

Yeah, I just did.

No.

No, you know that I don't like speaking in front of people.

It's worse than karaoke.

You say you hate speaking in public, and then you do it, and you're really good

at it.

No. And I don't know the first thing about conducting an auction.

It's like anything else. You learn on the job.

No. Yeah. Mickey.

It's not. It's like people go to auction school. It's a whole thing.

It's... Hey there, Gina.

What you got cooking?

Oh, everything's peachy.

Everything's peachy, yeah.

Is everything okay? I mean, treatment's okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. Don't you have an auction to go to?

I did, but I don't now. Not until you fill me in on what's going on with you.

The treatments are going fine.

It's not even the cancer.

As much as, I don't know, the way it makes you feel about life.

Things you would have done differently.

What am I doing here, Wes?

What are you doing here?

You guys would be the Keystone Cops without you.

Oh, yeah, right.

I feel like a kid who goes on an airplane and they give you the little

wing, but that doesn't make you a pilot.

What, you want to be a cop now? No, I don't want to be a cop.

I just want to do something where I feel...

Valued.

Everything okay?

Uh, yeah.

You are valued.

I value you.

You help me keep my head on straight.

You remind me of what's important.

Sometimes I lose track.

Okay. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for joining

So first up. Can't hear you in the back.

First up, we have a 2020 Ford F -150.

It's got 10 ,000 miles and there's no service record because, well, we put the

owner in prison. So only 10 ,000 miles on it. We're going to start the

start the bidding at $12 ,000.

Thank you, sir.

$12 ,000.

Now you say $13 ,000.

Thank you very much to the gentleman in the back row.

Thank you for that.

$13 ,000.

$13 ,000.

Do I hear $14 ,000? $14 ,000.

How about $15 ,000?

$15 ,000. No?

$14 ,000 going once, going twice.

Sold to this gentleman.

We're moving on to the land day plot.

This is 100 acres of farmland and all assets are pertinent thereto.

We're going to open this bidding at $500 ,000.

$500 ,000.

Thank you, sir.

Do I hear six?

$600 ,000. This gentleman in the blue coat.

Can I get $700 ,000? $700 ,000.

Can I get eight? Do I hear $800 ,000?

A million.

Gentleman knows a good deal when he sees one.

We're at one million. Do I hear one one?

Million five.

One million five.

Two million.

Three million.

Three million dollars.

Three million dollars for this.

We're at the bid is currently three million dollars going once, going twice.

Oh, three million dollars for this gentleman in the nifty blue sports coat.

Three million dollars.

Congratulations, Mr. Ford. The property is now yours.

If you don't mind me asking, Emerald Eden LLC, are you an officer of the

company? I'm afraid that's confidential.

What's your main line of business?

I'm an attorney, Deputy Boone.

Purchaser's my client.

That's all I'm at liberty to say.

You're at liberty now.

Meaning? Meaning you won't be at liberty if your client continues terrorizing

the residents of this county.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You'd better hope not.

We believe your client may be involved in the attempted murder of a man named

Dale Hawkins.

I would hate to see you implicated in a Class A felony.

You're barking up the wrong tree, Sheriff.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

Well, that didn't work.

Guy barely broke his sweat. He didn't want us to think that he did, but he

Ted.

Scratches on the seat of his chair.

The man who just left, take an unmarked car and see where he goes.

He may be calm on the outside, but on the inside he's white -knuckling it.

Either Lyman Ford knows what his client is up to, or he doesn't, and what we

just told him scares the hell out of him.

I love it when they panic.

This makes 50 pounds.

All of this goes in the back of Dale's truck.

Why do we use Dale's truck? Because it has a canopy on it, and people can't see

what's underneath the canopy.

Now, see, that's of utmost importance to our business, because you do not want

the people that you are sharing the road with to be able to see the merchandise.

You cut him some slack, Wes.

Deal's back on, man.

Ought to take his share out of the three mil.

I don't know better next time.

You sure you want to do this solo?

They're playing in my sandbox.

There's nothing those Coloradans can pull that I haven't seen before.

You like the fact that Tanner's screwed up? This co -op's all well and good.

But any chance you can, you step up.

Prove you're still the man.

Like I gotta prove Jack to that fool?

Not to him, Wet Fox.

To yourself.

Ted just called. Simon Ford just took a booth and made up two menus. He's

meeting somebody.

Okay. Ted didn't go in, did he? He's in the party lot awaiting instructions.

How are we going to get years on this conversation?

It won't be easy. He was here for an hour. He's seen all our faces.

He hasn't seen mine.

I took my lunch during the auction. He has no idea who I am. Gina, you are not

deputy. Oh, come on. You guys make up CIs all the time.

They're informants.

They know that world.

And I don't? No.

So much could go wrong. And if it does, I'll bail.

Mickey. Someone is terrorizing people into selling their land.

You know all those pins on that map? Those are my neighbors.

I just want some justice for my neighbors.

Let me do this.

Please.

Hi,

you.

Been a minute?

What are you going to do? They never let me out of the office.

I gotta buy her.

I gotta get her out.

Do you mind sitting at a counter, hon? Fried chicken nights are always crazy.

It's taking way too long.

Why isn't she coming out?

Mute yourself. Why is Gina telling me to mute myself?

Can I get you fellas something to drink?

Nothing for me.

What about you, hon?

Gina.

I got this table.

I'll stick with water.

All right, I'll just get your refill then.

I'm so sorry.

Let me wipe that up for you.

It's okay.

I am such a butterfingers.

It's okay.

Is that for it? If you could just bring me a new one.

No problem.

You're not the person I usually speak to.

I'm the person you're talking to now.

What's the problem?

Another attempted murder.

Sign up for this.

I want to talk to my client, okay? Not you. My actual client.

How's the fried chicken?

I'm serious. I will walk away right now.

You need to calm down.

Who is behind Emerald Eden?

You either tell me or I'm out.

You want us to do you like we did that grower?

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

Hey, Mama Jo, you kids still got it?

Look, I think I may have thrown my pack out a little. We tweaked it.

Three million's a lot heavier than I remember it being.

But, hey, hey, I'm going to celebrate with a beer and an ice pack, all right?

have it ready.

Tell the others I'll be there in half an hour or so, okay?

Okay.

All right.

You're looking at a minimum.

Of seven years. Plus a kicker for causing grave bodily harm. Now, you tell

who you work for, maybe we can get that reduced.

That's good.

He's about to crack. I can feel it.

All right.

We can try Ford.

Charge him as an accessory after the fact.

He hurt him. He doesn't know he's behind Emerald Eden anymore than we do.

I hate coming up empty -handed.

You didn't.

You got the guy who hurt Dale.

We got the guy.

That was some quick thinking.

Yeah, I guess it was.

Sheriff, patrol unit just made a plate.

Dale Hawkins stole a truck.

Looks like we're going to be a little late to Sky's party.

You said that I would have more, but I was just a little bit bolder, so I gave

up all my... That's good.

joining the pursuit. We're flying in behind you.

Confirmed. That's Dale Hawkins' truck.

I'm not the suspect.

How's that even possible?

Making the turn on it.

Sheriff's office. Get out of the vehicle.

Mickey.

Come on, let's go. Let's go.

Deputy pursuing unknown suspect on foot.

Up here.

I got it. I got it.

I don't got it.

We're not leaving until we catch this son of a bitch.

Okay, let's double back towards the car.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he went that way.

Oh, thank you, Gina.

Oh, my God. Did you nip this yourself?

Hell no. Are you insane?

All right. Here you go, Skye.

You're going to love it.

Uh -oh.

Mom, you're not going to like this. What'd you do?

Silver and black, baby. Let's go.

Come on.

Get this out of my house.

Out of my house.

No, come on. It's so nice. No.

You have one more gift, Skye.

Okay.

From Mom. Mom, you already got me the necklace and a bunch of clothes. Just

it.

Finally a time to go through our old photos.

Oh, my God, Mom.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you were cute, baby.

Yeah, she's lucky she was. She had colic for about six months. I thought about

returning her, but then I looked at this gorgeous face, and I couldn't go

through with it.

Oh, Mom, I love it.

I love you. Yeah, yeah, that's just great, guys, but is someone going to

out the cake or what? No, we have to leave for Grandpa.

He's an hour late.

Grandpa has lost cake privileges.

All right, you wait here.

Can you give me a hand?

Thanks for inviting me.

Oh, it's a real bash, all right.

I bet you wish you were on your date.

I'm not.

Belting, living on a prayer in front of 30 drunks.

No. I would pay to see that.

I'm glad you came.

Me too.

Careful. I was not expecting that.

I have to call my sister Sharon. This thing's a fire hazard.

Okay.

Ready?

Let's do it.

Everybody, come on, gather around.

Oh, hey, Dad.

Well, it's about damn time.

Sorry, I had to run up the cab and heard somebody was having a birthday.

Happy birthday.

It's a Martin.

Yeah. It's like yours.

Yep. Thank you, Grandpa.

Happy birthday.

Okay, before we sing happy birthday, I have something I want to say.

Dad, I never thought this day would come, but it has.

Wes Fox, you are officially a law -abiding citizen.

Travis, who senses love, always told me that I needed to trust people a little

bit more.

Well, you have exceeded my trust.

I'm very proud of you, Dad.

I love you, Grandpa.

And don't forget, there's one more piece of

good news.

Oh, more like three million pieces.

Say what?

Well, tonight, Mickey and I were chasing one of the guys who attacked Dale,

and... We didn't find the guy, but he did leave us a little present.

Three million bucks.

Stuffed in duffel bags.

Wow. Seriously?

Can we spend it?

No, we cannot spend it.

It's under lock and key at the sheriff's office.

All right. Now let's sing happy birthday before these candles melt.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.