Original subtitles

Sam it.

Bedtime. Woohoo.

Bedtime. Yes.

Oh, no.

Did you wash your face? Yes.

No.

Story time.

Story time.

Yes.

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named Peach.

She was the great protector of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Her story begins many years ago.

I want to hear the story about the Plumbers.

We did that one last night.

And the night before.

And the night before.

Okay. Woohoo.

I hooked on the brother.

Mario and luigi.

Get to the donkey kong part.

Oh. Oh.

Donkey kong.

Donkey kong.

Donkey kong.

Donkey kong.

Donkey kong.

Donkey.

Let's save the rest for tomorrow.

You all get tucked into bed, all right?

I'll be right back.

Princess Rosalina, you're coming with me.

It.

You messed with the wrong mom.

I had a bad dream.

Oh, it wasn't a dream.

From the ashes of his father's defeat rises a new conqueror.

The Bowser name shall be feared once more.

Will you shut up? I'm just so happy for you.

Your first princess.

Napping. Leave my mother alone.

No.

It.

It's.

It.

Hey, Blue.

That jump you hit back there, Mario.

Are we cool motorcycle guys now? Obviously.

Oh, you're here.

Now where's the troubled pipes?

Okay, okay.

How about pointing.

It?

Okay, I guess we'll just follow that terrifying noise.

Come on.

You're not the scared guy anymore.

Yes, I am.

People don't change.

That's the problem.

Put the bricks back.

Put the bricks back.

I looked down that hole.

And then Devil looked back.

Hey, it's all right.

Easy, curly cur.

Okay, okay.

Now, what's your name, little guy? Yoshi.

Nice to meet you, Yoshi.

How did you get in a warp pipe? Wow,

Sam.

I guess we'll never know.

Found the problem.

All the trouble over Yoshi? Yeah.

You know, we found the little fella and.

Where'd he go?

He seemed like a nice guy.

He knows.

That's my bike, Right,

Sam?

Where are you taking us? Try and enjoy it, princess.

It's the last place you'll ever see alive.

Sa.

It's pretty cool, right? I really think my dad's gonna love it.

Mama, I'm scared.

It's gonna be all right,

My Koopas.

Guess who stole a princess? And not just any princess.

The guardian of the cosmos, the mother of the stars.

With her powers, we will destroy the universe.

She will give her life for our glory.

How's that for a speech? Very descriptive.

Ow. Ow.

No one hurts my kids.

Go.

The great battle of my life draws near.

It is time to free my father.

Think she'll like it? Mario, do you have feelings for the princess.

What? Oh, what? Can't a guy give his good buddy a perfect present to show

her just how much she means to him? When the moon hits your eye like a big

pizza pie.

That's a nurse.

I'm not in love with Peach.

Let's just go.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Toad.

Looking good.

Who is this?

Who can resist that face? Come on.

So some cool dinosaur just shows up and he's now part of the group?

Yeah. Have you seen the princess?

Hey, you're missing your own party.

I hate birthdays.

Yeah, luigi spent his 10th birthday crying.

Since that, his childhood was over.

Well, the crazy thing is, today's not my real birthday.

It's just the day the toads found me.

They have no idea where I came from.

I've lived my entire life wondering where my family is.

That must be so hard.

Sometimes I just feel so lost.

Guess since it's not your actual birthday, you don't want a present.

Mario. All right, fine, fine.

I love it.

Look.

Princess Peach.

I finally found you.

Oh.

Feel better now?

I can't believe it's really you.

Our mama read us so many bedtime stories about you.

Me? Are you sure? She said if anything ever happened to her to find you and

you'd help us.

Princess, our mama's been taken.

What happened? A giant robot took her to a scary planet out beyond the

Gateway Galaxy.

Can you help us,

Peach? Sorry, I tried.

Yes, yes.

We were eavesdropping.

Don't you even think about leaving.

Guys, can we just give the princess a minute? She'll figure out what to do.

I disagree, Mario.

Even though my pajamas say otherwise, there is nothing to figure out.

She is not leaving.

Yes. Yes, yes.

All right, guys, let's go.

We can discuss more in the morning.

Good night, Princess.

Toad. Pack our things.

Sam,

What happened? She left this for you.

Dear Mustache, I've gone to the Gateway Galaxy to begin my search for the

Luma's mom.

I'm leaving the kingdom in your hands.

Sincerely, Peach.

Sincerely. Ooh la la.

That's a good sign.

Princess Peach is gone.

Oh, no.

Everyone calm down.

The Super Mario Brothers can take care of the kingdom.

Now. What?

Hey, big guy.

You scared me.

You wanted to see us? Don't move.

I'll be right up.

Sipping the soup, cleaning the paint.

I'll do a little doodle and also trim the bun cycle.

Hush. Here we go.

Hey, Luigi.

What's up, Mario? Behold.

I made a masterpiece for Princess Peach.

What do you think? And be honest.

Love the colors.

The criticism I'd give you is it's Trash.

How dare you look at my merciful face and say that.

You think painting is easy? Burn the skin off your bones.

Wow. Sorry about that.

That's the old Bowser talking.

Still working through my demons, I suppose.

All good.

All better now.

Anyway. It's not just a present.

It's a peace offering.

I'd like her to release me.

Not for good behavior.

For awesome behavior.

She'd never release you.

And don't even ask about making you big again.

Even though I'm totally rehabilitated.

Mario, he's really changed.

We're doing a weekly book club together.

I bring the soup.

She doesn't trust you.

And neither do I.

Oh, you better start trusting me or I will eat your soul.

And

I'm sorry.

That's. It's just.

Oh, wow.

All right, you know what, guys? I'm going to hit the sack.

I need my eight hours or else I really turn into a monster.

We got to get everyone out of here.

Go. Go.

That's everyone.

Let's go.

Wow.

In the name of the Koopas, I demand that you release my father.

Over my dead body.

Fine with me.

Why don't we start over and introduce ourselves? Okay.

Hi, I'm luigi.

I'm Bowser Jr.

And I'm gonna be taking my father.

It.

It's.

You've been doing so great, but thought you might need a hand.

It.

Sam.

Everyone okay?

Where are we?

Sweet freedom.

You gotta be kidding me.

Hey. Get back here.

No. You can't catch the wind.

I just kind of did.

It was a metaphor.

Stop it.

You should probably spit him out.

That was intense.

Hence. Guys, this is embarrassing.

I'm still a tiny work in progress.

Sorry, pal.

You expect me to shake the hand of the turtle whose son just attacked me? My

son.

I haven't seen him in years.

Mario. I was a terrible father.

He must hate me.

Hate you? Your son tried to chop my head off just to free you.

He wants to see you.

He could just use some guidance.

Really? You think I might have a shot at reconnecting with my boy? Ah.

See, Mario? He's gotten really in touch with his feelings.

I'm drowning in him.

Alright, let's just keep moving.

We gotta find a way off this planet and get to Peach.

Look. There it is.

Whoa. The gateway galaxy.

Welcome to Gateway Galaxy.

Your gateway to the galaxy.

Toad. Where are you going? This must be you we're looking for.

Princess, Are you okay?

Okiki is lost.

Have you seen Okiki's friends? Oh, you've got a lost little monkey.

I gotcha I gotcha.

That monkey just used his cuteness for crime.

Toad, wait.

All of our power ups and coins are in there? Every unfinished marble.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

We got you now.

Stay close.

Hey, you.

Hey. Give me my backpack.

Dad. I know you're down there somewhere.

Zion. It is hopeless.

The important thing now, in our time of grief, is to stay strong for each

other. Will you get a hold of yourself? We gotta keep looking for Papa.

So, Bowser wants to talk to you about something.

You know, Mario, all boys believe their fathers are larger than life.

I don't want to disappoint my boy by being so small.

I'm not making you big.

You're used to living a pint sized life.

But I was born to be big.

Undo the power of the Blue Mushroom.

I shall fight by your side for all of eternity.

That's a good deal.

Eternity's a long time.

We will be unstoppable.

Hmm. No.

Come on.

Hit me, Mario.

Hit me, Mario.

Hit him.

We can trust him.

Hit me, Mario.

Just go ahead.

Hit him.

Hit him.

Ha. Hit me now, you tiny, pathetic failure of a plumber.

You will not regret this.

What are you guys waiting for? There's a castle up there.

Come on.

Follow me.

Sorry. It.

Sa.

Look at what you brought me.

Princesses are very valuable.

Kiki thinks your novel stinks.

What is is it with you princesses and getting captured? You know something

about that missing princess? Not a thing.

You listen to me, you slime ball.

You're going to tell me exactly where Rosalina is or what.

It.

Oh, Princess, you're going to regret that.

It.

Yeah,

Where is she? Do I look like a snitch?

Oh, yes, I do.

This is your last chance.

Okay, okay, listen to me.

Bowser's kid took her.

Where? The Space Junk Galaxy? No.

Toad. Give me that.

Get me Bowser Jr.

Now.

Move those little legs, shortcake.

Hi. We need some help getting off your planet.

You will have to speak to the queen.

But the scary looking guy stays here.

I got this.

Hello, you, Highness.

We are trying to get to the Gateway Gate.

You're the aliens who destroyed my flower fields.

Imprison them and take them to the honey mine.

Not on my watch.

Someone must pay for their crimes.

Release them.

I shall serve their sentence in their stead.

I can do the work of a hundred men and at least 10,000 bees.

Take me and send them to the Gateway Galaxy.

We have a deal.

Get them to the Gateway Galaxy.

Are you sure about this? You're not as horrible as I thought.

Thank you.

Put that away.

You take Care of him, okay? I always do this.

This miserable bug will give you passage.

Go make your old enemy proud.

When I'm free, me and my girl are gonna go dancing till the sun rises.

You got a honey back home.

She bailed at the altar, Left me twisted in the wind.

I'm still healing, remembering who I was before her.

That is one sensitive soul.

Stay strong.

You'll find the right one someday.

Hi, dad.

Junior. Oh, my boy.

You got so big.

This is all yours.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be at boarding school? Boarding school? More

like boring school.

I got expelled.

You really grew up when I wasn't paying attention.

Dad, we're about to become the two most powerful dudes in the universe.

Remember when I was a baby turtle? You were working so, so hard trying to

conquer the world.

But once in a while, you'd have a night off.

And you tuck me in and tell me our favorite bedtime story.

Those were the best nights of my life.

Tell me the story again.

Back in the days of yore, there was a powerful villain with awesome hair.

He loved conquering everything.

You see.

This villain had a son.

The two roamed the universe.

Desperate for a place to call home.

But everywhere they went was just incredibly lame.

Gross. So they decided to make their own planet.

Behold. Planet Bowser.

A sinister sanctuary where they could spend the rest of the days.

They built an evil roller coaster.

A gorge full of lava.

And they carved a giant mountain into the shape of their heads.

And at the top of the planet, they built the biggest cannon ever.

It could destroy the universe.

They called it the Boomsday Weapon.

To power it, they needed the most powerful princess in the universe.

When they had drained all her power and the weapon was ready, they went

planet by planet, destroying all those who disrespected them.

Boom, boom.

Boom. Until they danced on the ashes of the universe and reign supreme.

The end.

Dad, will you tell me again tomorrow night? Of course.

Good night, my boy.

Dad, I built us that planet.

You did? We're going there right now.

You and me.

Two bowsers.

No limits.

My lords, we have a problem.

Welcome to the information booth.

My name is Rob.

Would you like some information? We need to find a pilot, and quick.

Certainly. Pilots can be found on the flight deck, which is located right

over.

Oh, Rob, you're killing me.

I'm sorry.

I do not not wish to kill you, toad.

I am Rob.

I know.

Great. Thanks for visiting Information.

Where is the flight deck? Right over

here. Thank you.

You're welcome.

It.

Hi there.

Can you take us to the space Junk Galaxy? Nope.

Excuse me.

How much to take us to the.

The Space Junk Galaxy? Too dangerous for this little flyboy.

So tell me this.

Why is a princess trying to go to the most dangerous place in the galaxy?

Who are you? Don't ask me personal questions.

Oh, I'm.

I'm so sorry.

I didn't.

Ah. Fox McLoud, leader of the legendary Star Fox team.

I only care about three things.

Keeping the light the of that system safe, fighting with my buds, and doing

extremely dangerous barrel rolls.

Let's go.

Then one day, my warp drive exploded, Blew a giant hole in the fabric of

space and time, and I got sucked into a different universe.

That's what I get for making a frog my engineer.

Now I roam your galaxy, trying to find a way home, doing good when the price

is rat.

Oh, I also have cross cool space boots.

Now that's the backstory of the guy who's going to take us to the Space Junk

Galaxy. How desperate for money do you think I am?

All right, you got a deal.

I'll fuel up the R wing.

We'll take off in five.

That was the coolest dude I've ever scene.

Mario, I have a great idea.

When you see Peach, you should catch up and go, oh, blah, blah, blah.

Oh, hi, how are you? And then, boom.

You should ask her out on a date.

I don't know, Lou.

You think a princess would ever date a plumber? Mario, she would be the

luckiest princess in the world to be your girlfriend.

She is going to say yes, and then you're going to ask her if she has a

friend for me.

Now we just need to find her.

She is right over.

Mario.

Oh, Yoshi's here.

Yay, Mario.

A handshake.

Thought it could be cool.

I mean, just thought it could be cool.

Thought that would be good and cool.

Mario, I found out where Rosalina is, and this guy's gonna take us.

Nice ride.

Nice stash.

Let's go.

You gotta love a space rogue.

He doesn't look like a rogue to me.

He looks like Ms.

Castellano's dog.

Can Ms.

Castellano's dog do this?

I like this guy.

I want to hang on to something.

They're gonna pay for that.

Wait, Junior.

I kinda got to know them.

They're super lame, but I'd still feel bad about killing them.

What are you talking about? Not kill them? Well, that's weird.

Okay, Doing this one for you, dad.

When I'm done with them, they'll be crying for their mommy.

What's that gonna do?

Bowser he played.

Oh, babies.

No. Boom.

Don't worry, dad.

This time tomorrow, you'll have forgotten all about those dorks and

overalls. The whole universe will be ours.

How about now? Nope.

Toad the babies on it.

Come here.

Huh?

No. Sh.

No. Shut it,

Oreo.

Oh,

I kind of liked being a baby.

All the scary thoughts running through my head just disappeared.

You know, we're gonna fix you up like new, okay? It's gonna be fine.

It's just a dent.

Just a dent.

Hey, we are gonna find the way off this planet, Morius.

We're galaxies away from Rosalina.

We can't fix the ship, and somehow we keep adding dinosaurs.

I know you're frustrated.

Princesses don't get frustrated.

All right, well, then can I be not frustrated with you?

Break a breaker.

This. This is Big Green with Little Red and the Legal Beagle.

We are looking for an evac asap.

How to be Defender.

Bender in Dino Town.

We're home.

Look what happens when you don't have a bedtime.

This is the big Luigi dog saying, over and out, Luigi.

Their mustaches were ridiculous.

But they weren't bad guys.

They were your friends.

Huh? Nothing's more dangerous than a friend.

When your armor's down, they'll stab you in the back.

Where did you hear that? It's what you told me when you dropped me off for

my first day of school.

I am a good dad.

Those friends of yours tried to ruin you.

Turn you into something you're not.

You know who won't hurt you? Your family.

Family is forever.

Close your eyes,

Dad. Wait for it.

Now, open.

Guys, there's something extremely weird flying towards us.

We'll be at the Space Junk Galaxy before nap time.

Once upon a time, there was a brave and noble princess named Peter Peach.

Her story begins many years ago, when she lived on a small planet with her

sister, Rosalina.

The two sisters were made of stardust.

Their love burned as brightly as the stars themselves.

Elves. Together, they could summon the power of the cosmos.

But evil forces wanted the power for themselves.

Rosalina had to send Peach away to safety.

The toads raised and protected her until she grew strong enough to protect

them.

And welcome to planet bowser.

You really built all this.

But that's not all.

We have our very own Boomsday Weapon.

And the princess I kidnapped to power it.

The universe will never forgive you.

This is who you are.

This is where you belong.

Tonight, we destroy the Mushroom Kingdom.

Tomorrow, the universe.

They're waiting for you.

Sometimes, on this Rainbow Road of Life, we lose our way.

But if you're lucky, a tiny version of yourself helps you remember your true

calling. My Koopas.

A king has returned.

We'll get you on the planet.

Buckle up.

It's about to get crazy.

Star Fox Team is ready.

Let's do this.

You're up, Mustache.

Good luck,

Sa.

I don't know what that means.

It means you go this way, we go that way.

Oh. Gotcha.

It.

Intruder alert.

Intruder alert.

It won't be long now.

Dad. My lords.

Our tormentors have returned.

I'll take care of them.

I built a security system that's next level.

They're going to get torn to pieces.

I love being a dad.

Oh, the days are long, but the years are short.

Hello, Peach.

And Mario.

Prepare. Prepare to meet your maker.

It.

I've got you now,

Sa.

I won't let them ruin this.

Bows. It didn't have to be this way.

I know there's still some good in there.

Let us pass now.

Or what? You'll humiliate me at my wedding? Shrink me to a nubbin and put me

in a jar? Make me join a book club? We had our moment, Mario.

But Bowser is back.

And now you feel my fury.

Dad.

I am the lord of bones.

I am the skull king.

And I'm his son.

Mario, go save her.

Very weird.

It.

Finish this.

Lou.

Lou. What? You know, I never learned how to draw.

It.

In the name of the Koopas.

Junior. Daddy, please help me.

Junior. Sam.

Oh, my boy.

Rosalina,

I need you to try.

I knew you would come for me.

Hey. Found your fever, dad.

Doing great, my boy.

Let's find my foot.

Mario. Mario.

Come meet my sister.

I am so happy you found each other.

I love a family reunion.

My babies.

We miss you so much.

I missed you, too.

Mama, can we visit the Mushroom Kingdom? I want to see the castle.

Okay, okay.

Where's your castle? Ah, well.

The castle.

Yeah, the castle.

It died.

What are you talking about? You know what, guys? We're gonna rebuild the

best castle ever.

Who wants to help?

Oh, yeah.

Sam. Sa.

It.

So where are you off to next? That nice space princess fixed up my warp

drive and I'm heading home.

Good luck with them.

That is one complicated family.

Don't worry, son.

No jail can hold us.

We'll be out of here soon.

Hello, maggots.

Trying to escape? You're going to play by my rules now.

Stay close, son.

She won't break us.

First goes the body, then goes the bones.

Then all that's left is dust.

You be quiet right now.

You can't silence the truth.

It only makes it louder.

Like the approaching drum beat of death.

Boom, boom.

Boom, boom.

Oh, there, there, you poor little monkey.

Well, thank you very much, your highness.