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Hey, ladies.

Dallas is finally starting to cool down, y'.

All. That's why.

Lattes and Sheeran's back on tour at the Dallas.

I want to hear about your worst friends.

Call us.

Queen. Passed out in her balcony when I came out.

Scatterly clad woman scared to be clad

SCL woman Scott.

Woman Mom.

Skin clear, hair shiny Girls and gays like me tap.

I'm on your screen lunchtime, freaks.

Oh, my God.

It's the free Eden girls.

It's impossible to get a job there.

They're like no royalty.

Here comes mother.

The fruits are so hot.

Was a new fourth one.

I heard she went crazy.

Wait, don't they pay? We don't charge the fruits.

That was a.

She's so much more than that.

I need my shawarma.

Give me, give me.

Thank God.

My cowgirl.

Oh, my God.

You want some ranch with that?

See? Wants that.

I love figs.

She's my favorite.

Go. God, I wish I was named after a cruise.

Get real.

I want them to spit in my mouth.

SUV.

Fig hit 10k today.

Cherry, you get to help me unbox the new shipment.

I'm basically selling for two now, so if I want to make manager.

Wait, are you bragging? No, no.

She's talking about.

Don't say her name.

She does not work here anymore.

AI, I'm not pregnant.

What if I had a boy and had to name him, like, Bob or some shit? Yeah,

Apple, you would make such a better manager than Sharon.

Yeah, whatever it takes to get rid of Sharon.

Sharon. I think I'll be very high.

Yeah, you need a new addiction like I need a tiny little bolero jacket.

Wait. What if we asked Sharon to hire someone new to replace she who Shall

Not Be Named? No, I do not need another cracked out mini me.

Yeah, we don't need anybody.

Fig. Go ride or die.

Oh, we do not.

Took the escalator and our skinny heels.

I'm going pee.

Okay. Alone.

Okay, bye.

Okay. Hey, y'.

All. Ooh, free sample.

Yes. Hi.

I don't know what to do with these rin fairs, but you know, here at the

mall, we don't talk to the sister sweets.

Fig. Actually, it's sister souls.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

Shh, shh, shh, shh.

Put that back.

Put that down.

Put that down.

Yeah. Okay, let's go.

Bye, mother.

Don't wait a fan her.

What? She'll get the wrong idea.

And Apple says that they.

And then I threw my hot coffee on his dick.

Wait, your coffee or your latte? Latte.

Stop this is serious.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I threw my hot latte on his dick.

Because obviously I was not gonna let this man come.

Oh, my God.

Of course.

But you know what the most beautiful part is? I got you an extra latte this

morning. I had the forethought to get you an extra latte.

It's like we're rebelling against the patriarchy together.

Cherry, you have to work on this compulsion.

You have to make yourself the main character in everyone else's story.

It's exhausting.

Yeah. This better be something I can sell the shit out of.

Hey, ladies.

So, for you, that'll be 800.

Thank you.

And this three piece is actually on sale.

2500. You're so lucky.

I know, it's great.

The receipts will be emailed to you.

Thank you, God.

Hi. Oh, these are so good.

Have you ever tried them all together at once? It's like, amazing.

Oh, glitter mini skirts.

The Hillary Duff collab is back.

Thank God.

Us. I'm such a gordo.

No, you're a Miranda Figorda.

What's your name again, pumpkin? Deadass.

Deadass what? Wait, is that like a flavor or something? No, it's my name.

I knew there was something special about you.

You did? Yeah, sorry.

We just have a thing about Sister salts.

Like bottom of the food chain next to keep coming cookie on.

You know what I mean? Kind of invisible to us.

Sorry. It's okay.

My job doesn't define me.

My hotness and my personality do.

And are you guys hiring?

Fig, have you hit 10k yet? Because cherry and I are up here working our

fucking tits off.

Need you to pull your weight.

Love you, babe.

Copy. Apple? Who's that? Why don't you come back tomorrow? But don't bring

the pretzels, okay? They're like poison here.

Actually, bring the pretzels, but only bring the cinnamon ones.

Apple loves cinnamon.

Naturally. Thanks, Fig.

Thanks, pumpkin.

Hey, Fruits.

So I know that we don't want to hire anyone else, but I just met this super

cute girl.

Her essence is so boho, babe.

And she has a great personality.

She's a bit of a fixer upper, but I told her to come back tomorrow.

Okay, I gotta go.

There's a woman down here wearing sweatpants and going through a breakup.

It's a lot.

Okay, bye.

I keep telling you your nails are a safety hazard.

But I like them so much.

Freshly baked pretzel.

I love cinnamon.

I heard.

Do I know you? I don't think so.

I just got here last week.

Are you looking For a job, babe.

Bright and early.

I have a job.

Do you like this job? I get that dough.

Fig, give me an application.

Mm.

They look like little shits.

So how do you take your coffee? I don't.

It makes me bomb.

I drink tea.

Okay, we can work on that.

Do you ever feel alone? Sometimes.

I have a heart tattoo on pinky.

I think anybody with a tiny heart tattooed on their body is deeply alone.

I think I got it because my parents couldn't afford to buy me American Girl

dolls when I was little.

I think I'd like to be a doll myself.

I'd like for someone to braid my hair.

Oh, my God.

So, Rud, what's your name? Pumpkin.

Yeah, I know.

It's really Pumpkin.

We're all fruits here at Free Eden.

What are you up to tonight? Well, I was gonna go home and make a chocolate

cake with my mom, but, like, what do you want to be up to? To.

Attention shoppers, the Dallas Highland Place Mall is now closed.

Please make your way to the exit.

Burn it.

Come on.

So, are you from Oklahoma? What? No.

Whoa. That's crazy, because you were totally giving off a scissor tail

flycatcher vibe.

Happens all the time.

That's the state bird of Oklahoma.

Um, are we allowed to be in here? Technically, no.

I know a lot about state birds.

No one really liked me in high school, so I know a lot about state birds.

What's the state bird of Texas? Holy shit.

Holy shit.

I'm blanking on it.

Oh, my God.

Are you from Texas? I'm just.

I'm from Plano.

Lena. I'm from Irving.

It's over by the Cowboys stadium.

And then Apple is from Grapevine, which is actually kind of close to you.

And then Cherry is from Highland Park.

Whoa. Oh.

Don't worry, she's not rich.

After her whole family died, she didn't inherit anything.

Life insurance system is so broken.

You know what I mean? After her entire family died? Well, yeah.

Apple and cherry are a part of an elite Dead dads club.

Me, too.

Fomo. The northern mockingbird.

That's the state bird of Texas.

The northern mockingbird.

I can't believe I forgot that one.

You ask a lot of questions, pumpkin.

I like it.

Sam.

Plomi. I don't really smoke.

It's not smoking, it's praying.

You're a natural, babe.

Welcome to paradise.

Get on your head, suck your kid.

Tell us the news as we cruise.

Of the tree.

Winter.

Of the root, Summer.

Cherry Sober.

Okay, cool.

Okay. Now you say where your fruit comes from and the peak Season.

So you would say of the bush, spring.

Uh, okay.

Of the dirt and Halloween.

It's a vine.

Pumpkins grow on vines.

I looked it up.

I Googled it just to make sure that it was actually also a fruit.

Tree cherry.

You need to be more trusting.

That's another unattractive quality we have to work on.

Sorry, I just couldn't pass up the opportunity for a good background check.

Y', all, Halloween is in the fall.

I know.

That's bananas.

We finally completed the retail season.

Well, if we agree that a pumpkin is a fruit because some scientists believe

that it's actually a vegetable.

I'm sorry, cherry.

Do you actually fucking hate women? What? I thought you were ride or die,

babe. I am.

I am both.

Ride and die.

Oh. So are you staying or are you going?

Oh, my God.

The retail cycle is complete.

This is cosmic.

Let's begin the induction.

Okay, I'm sorry, but what is freaking going on? What do you mean, Babes? Is

it. Is that blood? I just.

Is it weird that I'm confused right now? Yeah.

Mm. Are you guys witches? What is your definition of a witch? Um.

Broomsticks and spells.

Yes. And Nicole Kidman.

Yes. I studied the occult.

Alchemy, astrology, astral projection, where consciousness can exist without

our bodies.

Vic has a degree in astrophysics.

I'm saving that for grad school.

Our magic isn't some witch talk, ripoff fluffy bunny bullshit.

To put it simply, our magic is the mundane shit you would have been executed

for in Salem.

Being a witch is being a sister, and we all need sisterhood to survive.

That's why I created paradise.

You must follow three rules.

Rule 1.

We follow the Shine theory.

The Shine theory states women illuminate when they surround themselves with

other women who shine, and they don't do anything to dim their light.

Rule 2.

The Vindicar.

The demon that derives pleasure from other people's pain and misery.

You must banish vindicars.

And Most importantly, Rule 3.

We only text boys using emojis.

Right, Fig? Well, Norman's not my boyfriend, so he better not be.

Goat's milk.

Thigh gaps.

Rose petals.

Bone cast.

Truffle oil.

Bitch slap.

Blood clots, juice press.

Hold my finger.

Slap me.

What? Do it.

No.

Boo. I really thought you.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm. I'm so sorry.

I.

No worries, babe.

That was the last ingredient.

Drink.

Good girl.

Come on.

Welcome to Confessional.

This is a safe space where we confess our sins to the ultimate femme martyr.

You must address her by her stage name, which is Marilyn Monroe.

Duh. No man could control her, not even the president.

And we honor that sacrifice.

Am I supposed to look in the mirror? Yeah.

Babe, wait.

But I just.

I don't.

I don't have anything to confess, so.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Uh, Marilyn? Hello, Marilyn.

Well, I guess it's kind of cool to finally have some female friends.

I think.

Just. I don't know if I buy all of this.

The whole girls, supporting girls thing.

Paradise. The shine theory.

I mean, don't.

Don't get me wrong.

I wish it was real, but.

I guess sisterhood just doesn't come naturally to me.

And look, I tried to be the girl with the matching friendship tattoos and

the burning sage, but it didn't really work.

All I was left with was, you know, a weird heart on my knuckle and hamster

with asthma.

That's. Oh.

I mean, maybe she's not, but maybe she could finally teach me how to.

Apple. Hello? Are you all down here?

Oh. What? No.

Jesus. Fuck.

Hey, mom.

Yeah, sorry, I.

Yeah, I'm okay.

I'm having.

I'm having a slumber party tonight.

Yeah, it's her.

I don't know, but I'm gonna find out.

Good morning, shoppers.

The mall stores will open in 30 minutes.

Is she deceased?

Her latte's gonna get cold.

You smell that? Yeah.

Smells like puppy's breath in cinnamon sticks.

Is someone wearing a.

The Mojave body Mistake.

Yeah, I'm wearing it.

Head down, hoops on, bottoms up.

Pop the trunk.

32 is cowhide rug.

You know, we don't give a.

Said I wouldn't dare cross over.

Watch me take this whole shit over.

You are so anti sex right now.

I got you a pumpkin spice latte.

Coffee makes me bomb Random.

Priestley would totally take you to Paris.

You might be ready for your trial shift.

I'm not already hired? Oh, no.

Sharon has to approve of you first.

Who is Sharon? The manager.

Or no.

Boo Strips.

Oh, you look like a Boo Strips.

What did he look like? Like a critter.

Oh, okay, perv.

You could take this one, pumpkin.

Hi. Anything I can help you with today? What do girls like? Hey, Belinda,

stop chasing Mackenzie.

Sorry I'm a bit of a mess.

Oh, don't I know it.

I used to put my dad through all sorts of shenanigans.

But, you know, don't worry.

They'll always be daddy's little girls at heart.

I know I still am.

So, what.

What can I help you with? Hi, baby.

Mom. Fluencer.

Oh, my God.

Do you have sand in Your ass crack because you are giving beach big.

Where is your tan from? Oh, we.

We were just at Alvestan.

But I'm not sure if it's big enough because they want it to block both my

face and my baby.

That is so thoughtful of you.

I honestly think if I had a kid, I would never think of them.

Oh, my God.

What is her name? Oh, it's a boy.

Sorry. You just need a little fabric, sweetie.

Just a little

Houdini over here.

Galveston. Virgin Mary.

Holy being.

Are you a poet? No, I'm a witch.

You conjure confidence here at free eating.

Babe, this is just.

You look amazing.

Gorge. Wow, baby.

Good luck.

Take it all.

I don't need it.

Thank you.

Bye, girls.

Thank you so much.

He was so sweet.

Makes me really miss my dad.

What, because he bought them stuff? He's a good guy.

They probably caught him with a His mistress or something.

It's called a payoff present.

You don't know that.

Men are too faced.

Pumpkin, come on.

What was that? Nothing.

Code Dill.

I repeat, code Dill.

Go upstairs.

Don't engage.

Do you know her? Copy Code Vindicar.

Apple, in my office.

Yes, Reporting another incident.

Apple. This cannot happen again with the new girl.

It won't.

Let's go on a field trip.

You have so much potential, Pumpkin.

I see so much of myself in you.

You know, when I was a sales girl, not yet a sales woman, I had a knack for

making something out of nothing.

Even when I was a tiny little apple, I had a green thumb.

I made my own paradise out of playgrounds, dollhouses, oversized Costco

boxes. Because I had to.

I had to.

What? Survive?

Women who don't have a garden won't grow.

What did that one bitch say? A room of one's own.

Virginia Woolf.

No, that doesn't sound right.

Anyways, we have to create spaces for ourselves.

Rip out the weeds, throw out the snakes.

There's always work to be done to protect your garden.

We can do it together.

Are you looking to buy? Yeah, if I can find it.

Look at what we already accomplished today.

When we met, I felt this connection.

Like blood.

You did? Did.

Which is why I'm happy to say you're hired, babe.

Yeah, yeah.

Where the fuck is the pumpkin charm? Thank you so much.

I could have used that about 10 minutes ago.

Jane is the ultimate girl boss.

She really does it all.

I wish I could hold down that many jobs.

Omg. Pumpkin Jane does Detective is my favorite.

Look at her little khaki trench.

You shouldn't have.

I mean, well, you needed a talisman, and she is the ultimate girl boss.

So true.

My talisman is Shirley Tillable.

The dead child actress? No, no, my nine year old Scottish fold.

It's the same kind of cat that Taylor Swift has.

A lot of people thought that she discovered Ed Sheeran, but she didn't.

We should name her Marilyn.

Oh, no, no, no.

I think she should be part of the group.

You should do the honors of unpacking those.

Oh, Apple, I had dips on the stilettos.

Oh, are you literally.

No. You can unbox these.

Do you think Pumpkin is Apple's mini me? Why does she like her so much?

Keep your enemies close.

Hi. Hey.

What are you guys doing? Love your hair.

Happy winter solstice.

Fall is over.

Pumpkin has completed her retail cycle, so we celebrate her first month with

us and welcome the birth of the sun.

Open up,

Me that's all that I say but just hold me now Now.

I'm finding it hard to believe what did we taste sequence? It's a placebo,

babe. This is just what paradise feels like.

Hi. What is that? That's my planner.

Oh. Apple has me on a strict schedule, you know, for, like, my mental

health.

You know what? On Wednesdays, I have therapy.

I need somebody to cover for me.

If you're lucky, that could be you.

So Apple has a calendar for you.

That is kind of controlling.

Apple helped me get sober.

And not like, sad sober, like fun hot sober.

And she's helping me with a lot of.

You know what? I shouldn't dump truck my issues on you.

We're working on that, too.

I have a really bad case of main character syndrome.

Guys, come dance with me.

Okay.

Confessional for you tonight, Fig.

What? Cherry said you ditched her to meet Norman.

No, I didn't.

Stop. We have proof.

We had plans to walk wistfully through the parking lot at sunset.

I have to walk this Philly by myself.

Okay,

Forgive me, Marilyn,

for.

I want to build an Ikea couch with Norman.

I want to talk to him in words, not emojis.

It's my mother's dream come true.

She always wanted me to be a part of someone else's toolbox, to be used and

put away.

I watched my mother love someone entirely and give up on herself.

I got piercings so I wouldn't give up on myself.

Got a physics degree so I wouldn't give up on myself.

I allowed myself to find peace and freedom in paradise so I wouldn't give up

on myself.

And I still feel alone.

And then I met him, and he Complimented me on my music taste and my

piercings. And he told me that his name was Norman and Marilyn.

You know that psycho is my favorite movie.

He just wants me around.

But now I feel split in two,

And I am terrified that I am going to get the same haircut as my mother.

Is she happy?

I don't want to text that.

Well, I'm glad you changed.

Did you lock your car? Yeah, I think so.

You parked right there.

Bye. Good night.

Bye, pumpkin.

I love you so much.

It is cold.

Hi, Mom.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I missed your calls.

Yeah, I'll.

I'll pick up Betty Crocker on the way home.

Yes, I'm being safe.

I don't know yet, but I think I can crack the other two to find out.

Wow. She can meet you up right now? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, sure.

Are you.

Don't you want to make the sale? It's time for me to go, remember? Oh,

right. Yes.

Therapy. It's Wednesday.

Yeah. Have fun.

Oh, wait.

I forgot something.

It.

I am so excited.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Cookie man.

Put me down.

Hey. Hey, babe.

I just.

I wanted to make sure that you ate.

That's so sweet.

I. I ate.

Shit. I.

I gotta go.

He's gotta go.

I bet I burnt the snickerdoodles.

Yeah. Give me a sec.

Can you help me? My nails.

Yes. Oh, my gosh.

Nails. Yeah, I got you.

Where's the craziest place you've ever had sex? I'm a virgin.

Really? Yeah.

That's so adorable.

You know what? I've been thinking? You should be my new Mini Me.

Um. Mini Me? Yeah.

We should get matching tattoos.

Like, please don't tell Apple about this.

Um, why? Well, I just have enough unattractive qualities.

What? So Apple doesn't like sex? No, Apple doesn't like when I have sex on

Wednesdays. But you always have sex on Wednesdays.

What? Well, isn't today Wednesday?

You know what? Free pass if you weren't Tuesday.

Right. You know, the schedule's actually kind of nice.

Cause she's just trying to make sure I stay sober and I don't get dick

whipped. Right.

But what's wrong with dick? I mean, she's like this with Fig, too, right?

Apple means well.

She just.

She had bad experiences growing up with her dad.

You know, the way he treated her mom and her basically abandoned them.

It's not my story to tell, but he sucks.

Rip. Or not.

All right, Something not.

Pete. Are y' all stealing? Cause if you're stealing, there's cameras around

here, y'.

All. No, we're not stealing.

Hey, listen, I will not tell Apple Cherry.

I mean, Mini Me wouldn't do that.

Right, punkin? Okay.

And I won't tell her that you're a virgin.

Cuz she also hates virgins.

Oh, okay.

Hey. Hello.

Hi. Hi.

Hey. Oh, I.

Oh my God, that's so nice.

Yeah. You're so sweet.

I don't know.

I mean.

Okay. Yeah.

Oh my God.

I have the best Mini Me ever.

Really? Yes.

Wow. What are you reading? State Birds.

You know, just.

Okay, isn't that big thing.

Well, you know, I want to get to know all of you, but I mean.

I mean.

Okay, hold on.

Wait a second.

There's some good stuff in here.

Thank you for covering me.

Pump.

Hey, Sharon, can you cover me at the register for a sec? I gotta go drop the

kids off at the pool.

Okay, thank you.

Bye.

Hi, babe.

You know I love to thumbs up emoji.

Um, a bee emoji.

Boy and girl kissing emoji.

Red heart emoji and a red question emoji.

Norman, no one's watching me here.

You can just verbally ask me what you want to ask me.

Would you be my girlfriend? Huh? What do you think? Yes.

What? I said yes.

She said yes, everyone.

And that's not even the best part.

How could it get any better? I got us tickets to see Ed Sheeran.

No. Yes.

No. Yes.

I just sent them to you.

What's up?

Wait, I thought I left it.

Spooky ringtone.

Babe,

what do you want? I just came to bring you your phone.

I really can't lose.

It is very hard for me to make friends.

Just like the great horned owl.

Really? I feel like you're more of a rosy faced lovebird.

Super social and kind.

You learn about birds for me.

The northern mockingbird can sing up to 200 different songs and sounds from

other incessant amphibians.

Okay. Have you ever seen Psycho? No.

Ew. Hate horror movies.

Okay, well, Norman was named after Norman Bates because he's such a mama's

boy. That's so cute.

I know.

He's so loving.

He's my favorite boy in the whole wide world.

Pumpkin, please do not tell them and take that away from me.

Oh, no, that's not what I'm trying to do.

Cherry and Apple will not understand.

I think Cherry will understand.

She's fucking all of the food court on Wednesdays.

What? She's not allowed to have sex on Wednesdays? Yeah, I just.

I don't understand all of these secrets.

And why are you so afraid? Babble.

We can't let history repeat itself.

Fig, you're not making any sense right now.

And we're in a little bit of a pickle here, so.

Oh, my God.

Do you know her name? What? Is it a fruit pickle? Is it a fruit pickle? Is a

fruit pickle? Is it a fruit pickle? Pickle, Pickle.

Fruit pickle.

Pull yourself together, Fig.

What? What happen?

Pickle was the perfect boho babe.

Sun kissed, blonde hair, zero daddy issues.

And effortlessly, Georgina George.

Apple immediately knew she found her Mini Me.

It's a guttural feeling.

Kind of like finding a soulmate, you know? It's perfect.

Okay, calm down.

They were as glued together as pickles.

Glitter, fake lashes.

We all loved her.

We were like the flower.

Four elements living in complete harmony.

But then.

Then Pickle met Ashton.

Ashton was Avril.

Skater boy.

Hot. A wannabe bad boy.

You hungry? And it rubbed off on Pickle.

She even started wearing mini UGG boots to rebel against the Free Eden dress

code. It got nasty fast.

Apple was after Pickle, skipped her third paradise because obviously Ashton

was more important.

Apple told us we were gonna try something.

Fucking lit a hex.

Stop. She didn't tell us against who.

Just that they deserved it.

What you have done to me let it rebound on you tenfold.

I curse your ugliness and cruelty.

I condemn you, snake.

I condemn you, snake.

I condemn you, snake.

I condemn you, snake.

Next thing we knew, Ashton was in a coma.

Like some Grey's Anatomy type shit.

They think someone at Free Eden poisoned him, but no one knew who.

And Pickle? She lost it.

Okay, wait, poison? With what? Tyler? Oh, my God.

This is a private conversation.

Get out, girl.

I don't know.

I'm not his next of kin.

All I can tell you is that the police got involved and Pickle was committed

to a hospital.

For how long? A while.

And that's when corporate brought in Sharon.

Why? I don't know.

They thought that Free Eden could become a toxic workplace or something.

And they wanted someone to oversee us, which we don't need because we're

obviously women supporting other women.

That's why Apple hates her.

Because she's not supporting us.

Not really.

Anyway, I can't let anything happen to Norman.

What do you mean? Whatever that hex was, what we did was dangerous.

Babe,

Run. What happened to you? She's dangerous.

She hurts someone she loves.

She hurts someone she loves.

She hurts someone she loves.

She hurts someone she loves.

No.

Sharon. In the break room.

Hey, Sharon, can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah, come on in.

I need to show you something.

What is it?

I had a strange premonition.

Pumpkin, come to my office.

15 before your shift ends today.

We need to talk about Cheeto pants.

Don't tell the girls.

Sorry, Sharon, I.

I folded them wrong.

Who taught you how to fold?

Don't worry, I'll come with you on this one.

It's like the fourth time that she's called you in this week.

Yeah, and she only ever calls an apple because apple's always getting in

trouble. Yeah, I can talk to her alone.

It's fine.

I will teach her how to fold Chino pants from now on.

Don't worry about Sharon.

Babe. Come.

Chino pants are a very awkward lady.

Hey, guys.

I talked to Sharon, and everything's

change into this.

Babe, you look like you've seen someone wearing white after Labor Day.

A snake is attempting to enter our garden.

Ladies, Sharon may be plotting to fire a pumpkin.

We must protect our crops by any means necessary.

Dude, come on.

Yeah, maybe we could just do some cute dark magic like the spill for eternal

dandruff. No.

Stop fucking around.

I don't hate Sharon.

What are you even talking about? Pumpkin, we don't know what Sharon is

capable of.

She could destroy us.

And that is why we need to do this.

Hex. Sharon is a snake.

She's always been a snake.

And you know how we handle snakes in our garden.

Like how you handled Ashton and Pickle? What did you say? Who told her? Do

we have another snake amongst us? We all did that, Hex, including Pickle.

And we went into it agreeing that whoever deserved the punishment would

receive it.

We can't do this.

Just be grateful it isn't Norman.

Fake.

You don't trust me? Babe, I thought I was your bff.

You are.

What you have done to me, let it rebound on you tenfold.

I curse your ugliness and cruelty.

Hello.

I condemn you, snake.

I condemn you, snake.

I condemn you, snake.

Babe, you have to join in order for it to work.

We're literally doing this for you.

I condemn you, snake.

Hey, Pum, I got you some luck and courage.

How many times do I have to tell you? I don't drink coffee.

Oh, girls, just a matcha latte.

I got you.

Oh. What are you still doing here? Apple made us swear to stick around for

your talk with Sharon.

Why can't I do anything by myself? Maybe we all just want to support you.

We're worried about you.

You know? No.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

I think the hex Backfired.

We never said Sharon's name of the spell.

Apple. What if it hit Pickle instead? What if this is our fault? Let's get

out of here.

Apple, please don't fire Pumpkin.

What are you talking about? What did you do to Pickle? Why are you accusing

me? All I ever do around here is try to help people.

I am an empath, Sharon.

I am trying to make the world a better place.

Do you think you can make the world a better place by getting rid of

someone? What are you talking about? Are you going to tell Corporate? Tell

Corporate what?

Do you feel bad? What? About Pickle.

Do you feel bad? Why would I feel bad? I didn't push her.

You didn't,

did you? It's all falling apart.

Not on my watch.

Forgive me, Marilyn, for I've sinned.

Some people in Highland park think I'm dead.

I've never corrected them.

Now, if your entire family dies in a fire, I guess you sort of die, too.

I just miss the ones I loved that dying in a house that burned.

In two minutes, I was fucking the prom king in a donut shop parking lot.

You know, Shirley Temple found me there, and she told me about the fire.

But.

I don't really feel alive anymore.

Except when I'm with apple.

Men definitely don't think I'm alive.

They just want to buy me with diamonds.

I think they think it's fun to fuck a ghost.

They don't care about me like Apple does.

Their diamonds are a girl's best friend.

You said that.

Is Apple still my best friend?

I thought I could be her antidote.

That was foolish of me.

She will always be that cartoonish poison apple.

You know, Apple?

Apple has a story that's really interesting.

You know she poisoned her dad.

How much more interesting can you get?

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

Good morning, shoppers.

Due to severe thunderstorm warnings, some of our store hours.

Cherry, why is Shirley Temple here? She's gonna destroy the monochromatic

urine baskets.

Oh, Shirley Temple is my new mini me.

I'm allergic to cats.

Of course you are.

Everyone, please look at my icing by Ina.

Everyone, please comment on my icing by Ina.

Wow. Oh, my God.

Icing by Ina.

Wow. Wow.

It looks really beautiful.

I love cupcakes.

A box is nice.

I know yesterday was whack, but it's really not my fault because I googled

it and Mercury was in retrograde.

So there you go.

Dad, I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.

Is it crazy that I walked here? Without an umbrella.

See? Mercury in retrograde.

No, it's tornado season.

Maybe the water could like, wash away our sins.

What's Shirley Temple doing here? Cherry is also having a nervous breakdown.

Pumpkin, I went on a hot girl jog this morning.

Could somebody having a nervous breakdown go on a jog? Pumpkin, do you know

how hard it is to get a cupcake to look like a pumpkin? But I got that done

for you.

Guys, I think we need to talk about pit.

Everyone, please eat your eye by eye, please.

Thank you.

Swallow your seed.

Sure.

Good.

Apple. What the hell was in my eye by eyes? What? What are you talking

about? Did you put something in?

Don't touch me.

I'm going to walk you.

Sharon, don't you dare fake.

I'm sorry, okay? I'm just a little freaked out.

First it was Pickle, and now this.

Dude, you know it's bad when the scientist is scared.

Yeah. Apple, could we sidebar for a quick sic? Not right now.

It's actually a 911.

Hey, so did you girl boss again? What the freak are you talking about? You

know, like with your dad.

Stop talking.

Okay, who did this? I know it wasn't me.

I know it wasn't the icing by Ina chick because I caught her blowing the

keep calm.

And cookie on employee.

She's hooking up with him too.

What do you mean by two? So I have the ultimate blackmail on her.

So who did this? Wait, where were you guys when Pickle jumped? There was

Pumpkin. She could have been the snake this whole time.

That's why she's over there running for mayor of Vaumville.

You are so fucking ugly right now, Jerry.

I don't care how much rare beauty mascara you use.

Your insides are on fire and I can smell the smell smoke.

Emergency paradise tonight.

What? No excuses.

Remember? We did this hex to eliminate the snake.

We will find out who they are.

Something's burning deep within my love.

Congrats on grad school, baby.

Boo. Sorry, sorry.

I just.

I don't want them knowing what's going on in my life right now, you know?

Oh, don't come to free Eden tonight, okay? I'm gonna meet you at Ed Sheeran.

Copy. Apple, I'm running upstairs.

It's not safe here.

Oh, sure.

I'm so sorry.

As we all know, Marilyn Monroe was murdered by the United states government

on August 4, 1962,

after her love affair with our John F.

Kennedy. She knew too much.

They underestimated her due to her beauty and her perfectly placed mole.

She needed to be eliminated a Feminine sacrifice.

Open this.

We cannot let her death be in vain.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I couldn't get it with my tail.

So our question remains.

Who is our jfk?

Is it you, Fig? Or you are John F.

Kennedy? Is it you, Cherry? Are you our handsome president? The ultimate

traitor?

Somebody fucking say something.

Fine. I didn't want it to come to this, but in order for the truth to be

revealed, for Marilyn to truly speak to us, we must do a sacrifice.

It is the only way to save paradise.

We must offer up.

Shirley Temple.

Apple, what the fuck? You know, she's all I have left.

Have you ever killed something before? Apple?

Do I just mean nothing to you? No, no, it's just.

She's my family.

Enough. Enough.

I am so fucking done with this coven.

Is this a coven? I only took this job because I wanted to wear floral

lingerie as a spirit summer dress and because I was trying to save money so

that I could submit applications for grad school.

But guess what, motherfuckers? I got in.

I'm done.

This shit has been killing me.

Yeah, but you don't have to leave because you're not the snake.

You're not John F.

Kennedy. Apple, I'm the one who told Pumpkin about Pickle.

And I'm glad that I did because look at what happened.

Why won't anybody talk about what happened? She died.

I washed her brain matter out of my fishnets.

But you can't leave.

If you leave, we can't finish the retail season cycle.

Cherry, you are a lip glossed shell.

Can't you see that she is poor.

Emily. Norman, what are you doing here? I told you I would meet you at head.

You said you weren't safe.

I came to see you.

What's going on, Fig? Why is he calling you

Emily? Yeah, is your name fucking Emily? Yes, my name is Emily.

My name is fucking Emily.

It is mind boggling to me that you are all named after quirky fruit.

I mean, who in the fresh hell names their baby Fig? Is this a cult? I.

I am in love with Norman.

And I want to speak to him in words, not emojis.

Apple. He's the snake.

Take me to Ed Sheeran, baby.

He's the snake.

Nice to meet you.

I tripped.

I tripped.

I, I.

Well, okay, well, surely we don't have to sacrifice Shirley anymore.

So I am a Thick.

This is it.

They gotta understand.

I don't care if your name is Emily.

What did you do?

Wow.

Sorry you had to see me like that, Marilyn.

Is this recording?

Pumpkin, I need to talk to you.

Oh, Apple, what happened to your robe? It's deceased.

What was that?

Oh, my God.

What? Tornado warning in Dallas County.

There's a tornado warning? Yes, in effect all night.

Oh. What are you doing? Shirley Temple gets triggered by natural disasters.

Fire, air, water, pretty much all the elements.

I should go get her.

Beep the cat.

What are you doing? I'm calling my mom.

Cell phone towers go down around here when tornadoes hit.

Electricity might do.

Did you know that this was a camera? It doesn't say.

It's gonna be bad, right? Cherry, Pumpkin and I need to talk.

No, no, no.

I need to go home because my mom is alone and we have a closet we hide in

during tornadoes and leave us both for dead.

She doesn't have a home.

She lives in her car.

Enough. That's the sound of the storm gates closing.

So you won't be able to get out.

No, No, I am gonna find one.

And I'll come back for y', all, okay? I promise.

I promise.

Lucy fucking Goosey with those lips lately.

Cherry, what the fuck is your problem? I was just going to get.

Are you mad at me? Yeah, you stabbed Norman in the cheek with a meat

cleaver. So I tripped.

Tripped? It is so exhausting to keep track of the way you manipulate

narratives. Are you the main character? Are you the fucking victim? Do you

not believe me?

No.

Fig. Fig, can you hear me? Norman broke up with me, Zig.

Broke? We're trapped.

The mall's on lockdown.

Oh, Pope, you're in crisis, too.

Babe, are you okay? No.

Call 911.

Okay, okay, I'm coming.

Don't call 911.

In the employee manual, there were emergency tunnels.

Pump. Just be cool.

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Are we still best friends? You know I don't believe in hierarchy in female

relationships. You didn't answer the question.

What is the first rule of paradise? Shine theory.

You broke it.

You dimmed my fucking glow, girl.

You dimmed all of our glows.

You ruined paradise.

It's over.

You just had to fucking self destruct.

It was inevitable.

Such a fucking unattractive quality.

You killed your dad, Apple.

So what?

At least I'm not fucking boring.

You're the snake, Apple.

You never helped me.

For me.

You helped me.

For you.

I never had a drinking problem.

Hiding mini bottles of tequila under cowboy hats is a flower problem.

It was Jin.

And this is Texas.

What else is there to do? You know what's the saddest thing about you,

Apple? You're alone.

You're so alone.

You're like.

Like the depths of the ocean.

Like those deep, dark places where only those glow in the dark, creepy

creatures live.

I'm alone because my family died.

But you choose to be.

You know nothing about my family.

I do.

And I feel sorry for you.

Why do you hurt the people that love you the most?

You can't trust the people who say they love you the most.

That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard.

Well, since we're not best friends anymore, I guess I can be who I really

am. Boring.

And boring people aren't very good at keeping secrets, are they? Don't.

Don't. The world deserves to know who you really are.

Apple.

Hey.

What the fuck? Are you high?

Terry, stop running.

I just want to talk.

Apple, my shoes caught.

Apple,

My nails, they're too long.

Terry, Big.

I mean, Emily.

I can't open it.

It's stuck.

Terry, grab my hand.

No.

Hey, guys.

No.

Not okay.

I just trapped.

Pumpkin, go find the breaker.

Apple, if you don't do anything, I'm gonna tell everyone you did it.

Here. Am I the main character now?

Apple, it.

Guys, I couldn't find the breaker.

Pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Rush is gonna kill.

Oh, that was close.

Come on, come on, come on.

Puff, we have to go.

Fake.

Oh, my God.

Let's go wash off.

Come on in, pup.

The water feels nice.

Grab us a penny to make a wish.

Cut.

Oh, I thought I found one, but it was just a nickel.

If I had a nickel for every nickel.

Pumpkin, what are you doing? Nothing.

Hey,

I got you.

I think it was always meant to be the two of us.

The others were just background noise.

Together, we can create something new.

A new paradise.

Exactly. A new garden.

But this time, it will be unbreakable.

Do you know who I am? Apple.

You finally asked.

You're Pumpkin.

From Plano,

daughter to

a widowed, overbearing mother.

You're always searching for a missing puzzle piece.

You're always looking for a sister to braid your hair.

Funny timing, that.

I learned I had one right before our dad died.

You didn't know about me? I've known about you since I was a kid.

I didn't know about you as a kid.

They didn't tell me about you till last year.

I thought my dad was too kind to have a mistress.

My mother was his wife.

So was my.

It's not our fault they married a monster.

A monster? Dad was my best friend.

Would you get out? Did you do it?

It's not about what I did.

It's about what he did to me.

To My mother to you.

He didn't do anything to me.

He loved me.

He loved you? He lied to you.

What kind of a man leaves one family to starve while the other gets a

fucking Thanksgiving feast? That is the most clever kind of cruelty.

Because it's the kind no one would even fucking suspect.

He abandoned me, pumpkin.

He was a bad man.

I have given you everything, sister.

Why won't you choose me? Because I don't know you.

And I've been trying to figure it out for months.

But paradise isn't real, Apple.

So just tell me.

Who are you? Just sister to sister.

Oh, my God.

You're the snake.

What? Sister to sister.

You've been spying on me contest.

You set me up.

My cupcake didn't make you sick.

You took a sip of my latte.

Coffee makes you vomit.

Snake. Just admit what you did to dad.

Please. Please, just tell me.

For me.

I need to know.

Apple, please.

Leave this to yourself, bumpkin.

You want destruction and you crave chaos.

I'm horrific.

But you're a fucking tornado.

And none of this would have happened if you hadn't shown up.

Well, you're a terrible fucking friend and an even worse sister.

You're just like them.

You know what? I am.

And I am nothing like you.

Pumpkin.

It.

Daddy's little girl.

Daddy's little angel.

He poisoned me first.

A childhood full of his venom and a slow fucking death.

Mom. Mom.

Why won't you just let me protect you? Why do you hate me for saving you?

Snake poison was.

Oh. I needed to kill him.

I needed to kill him.

I needed to kill him.

I needed to kill him.

Listen. And you're just like him.

No, you're just like her.

And you're abandoning me for eliminating a monster.

How could she not see? How could she not see me? I am the antidote.

I am Eve.

I am reborn.

Forgive me, Marilyn, for I have sinned.

And.

To get me through today.

And after a brutal tornado season for the south, a storm struck down at many

points in the Dallas metroplex.

At the Highland Place mall the tornado hit its peak leaving many of pumpkin

spice latte for.

For any known survivor.

Do you want whipped cream without nail? Absolutely I do.

Blubana your tutti fruity dragon fruit drink or chrysanthemum passion fruit

lemonade caramel black tea.

Oh, your cake pop.

Thanks. I'm such a grump when I don't have my cream dream cake pop.

Oh my God, babe.

I'm completely obsessed with your bracelet.

Flowers. Look at this.

Are you looking for a job, babe?

I could be.

Lose myself if you are I could be Jesus Christ? In many good angels.

Night? I want to feel your bed?

I could be just like her Everything you always wish I were Flawlessly F.

Jesus Christ.

Ma', Am, you can't be here.

Ma'. Am.

Sharon Sullivan, Dallas PD Homicide unit.

I've been here all day.

I didn't think she'd kill her own sister.

Wait, what? Oh, I've been undercover on this case for months.

Apple is a suspect in two poisoning cases.

You never had shoot a girl.

Do you have any idea what the hell happened here? Well, Pumpkin was spying

on her, so Sister, but I never thought that.

Jane.

What the is she doing? Look, look.

These have cameras in the binoculars.

Forensics. Is that the victim's phone? Thank you.

Come on.

Connected. We're gonna need backup.

I think we got her.

Do we know where she is? I can't say for certain, but I have a pretty good

idea where to start.

It.