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(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS)
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WOMAN: Hey, ass bag! Give me another!
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Listen, you've run up quite
a tab over the last few weeks.
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-Why don't you say...
-Another shot, goddamnit!
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Hmm. Oh!
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(BURPS)
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(GASPS) "Come to the booth in the back.
Act casual, fat ass!"
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Who the hell is that?
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Please, don't cause any more
trouble around here, Miss...
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Whoa! (CRASH)
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(CAT MEOWS)
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All right, lady. l don't know
who you think you are, but l...
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You've been busy.
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(GASPS) Foxxy.
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What the hell are you doing here?
We can't be seen together!
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You'll get us killed!
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Toot, you've got to come with me.
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You're not safe here anymore, fatty.
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What the hell do you care?
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You're the reason we're in this mess, Foxxy.
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lf that's even your real name.
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Of course it's my real name.
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You don't know that!
You don't know anything.
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l know this.
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(BOTH MOANlNG)
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(SPlTS)
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l deserved that.
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You deserve to die.
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Toot, l can't change the past,
but l can change the future.
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l met somebody who could
help us get our lives back!
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Oh, yeah? Well, l've met someone, too.
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l've met a man who loves me for me,
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a man who's willing to cheat on his wife
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because he's a closeted homosexual
who thinks l'm a man!
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A man who refers to my vagina
as a manhole.
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Toot, Clara's dead!
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(GASPS) Clara? She... She's...
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Dead, yes. l sorry.
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Oh, my God! l can't believe it!
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She was so... So...
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Now which one was Clara again?
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She wasn't that little fugly
battle monster thing, was she?
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No, the princess.
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(GASPS) How'd she die?
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The same way we all gonna die!
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l.S.R.A.E.L. !
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(GASPS) l.S.R.A.E.L.?
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That's why you need to
come with me before it's too...
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(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
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Your location's been compromised!
Get out of there now!
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-We gots to go!
-Forget it, Foxxy.
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l'm not... Aah!
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Goddamnit! They followed you here!
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Head towards the back of the bar!
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(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
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(RECORD SCRATCHlNG)
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(GUNSHOTS, ALL SCREAMlNG)
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Take a right! Go up the stairs!
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(FOXXY GROANS)
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What now, Wooldoor?
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Oh, is that Wooldoor? Tell him l said hi!
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WOOLDOOR: Oh, hey, Toot
how you doin'? Go straight!
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Straight? But we on the roof!
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Just do it!
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(BANGlNG)
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Wait, what are you doing?
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Stop! l can't fly without my feather!
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(BOTH YELLlNG)
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The key's got to be here somewhere.
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Come on, come on, come on, come on!
We're gonna die!
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Got 'em! Let's go!
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(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
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Ah, we made it.
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Hey, Toot, baby. Where you goin'...
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Aah! Ooh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
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Stop, stop! That's the man l love!
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We can't! There's no time!
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Barney!
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(BEEPlNG)
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Huzzah!
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(CAPTAlN HERO TALKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Great googly moogly!
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Whee!
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Don't make me suck your dick!
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Guys, you suck.
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l love racism!
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A Jew in our backyard!
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Ooh, l like that bitch!
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Flavor flav!
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Up the butt?
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Goddamnit!
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(TOOT GRUNTlNG) l cut myself!
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Surprise!
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My special move is the reach around!
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(BlRD SlNGlNG)
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Ahh. Good morning, people and Foxxy.
lt's a lovely day to be on a reality show.
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And it's a great day to deny wetting the bed.
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Which l did not do!
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Ooh, it's also the perfect day to
stay in bed and snuggle all day!
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Hey, we should have
another piñata party tonight!
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But, uh, this time we should get a real piñata.
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Guys, there really is nothing better
than being on a reality television show!
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Nothing!
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-PRODUCER: Attention, housemates.
-Ooh.
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This is the Jew Producer speaking.
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Please report to the living room
for the next competition.
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Competition? Ooh!
Wait up, guys, l'm almost ready.
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(GlBBERlSH)
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Now l'm ready. Whee!
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Good morning, housemates.
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Today's competition is
pretty self-explanatory.
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lt is?
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(PUPPlES BARKlNG, KlTTENS MEOWlNG)
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Put on the heels,
step on the puppies and kittens,
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and the person who crushes the most
by the time l come wins the coveted, uh,
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l don't know, let's say, uh, immunity from
next week's final judgment ceremony night?
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Jew Producer,
this competition is ridiculous.
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lt almost sounds made up.
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That's why you're going to lose. Suck it!
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And go!
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(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
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l thought l had a good chance to win.
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l made more bloody fur than
menstruation time at Mount Holyoke.
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(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
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And it's time!
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Ooh! That felt good.
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Ehh!
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Oh, yeah. You guys did an excellent job.
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Oh, oh!
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(ZlPPER)
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Wait, Jew Producer.
You didn't even tell us who won.
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Oh. Um, the winner is, uh,
who hasn't won in a while?
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Let's say that guy in shorts there.
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Congrats. Here's your immunity,
uh, scented candle.
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Booya! You can all suck it, bitches.
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That's right, number one, numero uno.
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Something didn't sit well with the Foxxy.
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l mean, lately, all the competitions was
about us doing some kind of bull crap
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so the Jew Producer could
get his Jew-y rocks off.
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l can't be the only one
who thinks these competitions
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is completely random and arbitrary.
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Something ain't right here.
The Foxxy smells herself a mystery.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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-What's so funny?
-Come on, Foxxy.
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lt's time to give up trying to redeem yourself.
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Yeah. For weeks, you've
been trying to make up
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for botching that mystery
at the amusement park.
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Mr. Wilkinson here
denies being a super villain.
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But let me ask you this,
if you ain't not a super villain,
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then why would you
need a bulletproof face?
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(ALL GASPlNG)
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Oh, Henry!
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Hang in there, Henry.
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Don't give up on me, you hear?
Don't you give up on me.
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lt's not your time yet.
You're a fighter, damn it!
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Now fight, fight!
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Damn! l was 40% sure
he had one of them bulletproof faces.
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Foxxy Love, you're the worst
mystery-solving musician that's ever lived!
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Yeah. The only case you ever
cracked was the display case at Zales.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, oh, l got one.
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Foxxy, the only thing you're good at
is giving head,
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and you managed to do the opposite!
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, yeah, good one, Wooldoor!
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You, too, Wooldoor?
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Oh...
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(SlGHS)
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Hey, champ.
l'm sorry about what l said before.
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l was just trying to fit in.
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Nah, Wooldoor, you was right about me.
l ain't no good at mystery solving.
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That's not true.
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You're the bestest mystery-solving
musician in the whole wide world!
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l don't... (GROANlNG)
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Shut the hell up.
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Foxxy, l brought you a special someone
that l think will really cheer you up!
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(GASPS) Papa?
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You can come in now!
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-Mrs. Wilkins?
Aah!
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(GRUNTlNG)
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Get her off! Get her off!
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Silly Foxxy. Mrs. Wilkins is post-menopausal.
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lt's impossible to get her off.
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(RlMSHOT)
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You'll pay for what you've done! Damn you!
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What the hell is wrong with you, wooddork?
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There is no good explanation
for what l've done.
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You are clearly out your fuckin' mind!
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l'm sorry. l really...
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-(GASPS) Did you hear that?
-What?
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You out your fuckin' mind!
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l said "Fuck," and they didn't beep it!
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Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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(GASPS) What about "Shit"?
What about "Cunt"?
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What about "Shitcunt"?
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(GASPS) No beeps!
They ain't beeping the curse words!
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(GASPS) Go on, try it! Say something!
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Ok. Uh, schwartza. Mud baby.
Smoked lrishmen. lnk face!
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Nah, dummy, they never censor racism.
l'm talking about words like shitcunt.
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Ooh. l could never say that.
Those are bad words.
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Ooh, if they ain't beeping,
maybe they ain't blurring nothing.
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Quick, fool, whip it out!
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-What?
-Show me your cock.
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l thought you'd never ask.
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(UNZlPS PANTS)
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Whee!
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Oh, Wooldoor,
you've been holding out on me!
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Whoa! l've actually never
seen my penis unblurred before.
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lt's way blacker than l thought it would be.
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You know what this means? l was right!
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There is a mystery to be solved.
And l's gonna solve it.
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Thanks, Wooldoor.
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So, little fella, let's go get you a burger.
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Whee!
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All right, ante up.
Deuces and one-eyed jacks are wild.
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Wait, Spanky!
We can't start guys' night without Hero.
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Well, if l had some mystery hottie,
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l wouldn't be hanging around
with you schmendricks, either.
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Our special guy time is
far more important to Hero
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than being with some cheap floozy
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who probably doesn't even
secretly eat his toenail clippings,
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so at least a little part of
Hero can always be inside him.
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Never fear! Captain Hero is here!
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To play poker with the guys.
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Oh! l knew you'd come!
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(FLlES BUZZlNG)
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Uh, Hero? ls that a dead girl?
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Oh, hey, everybody, this is Molly.
She's my girlfriend.
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Molly, is it ok if l call you my girlfriend?
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l know l probably
should have asked you first.
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How did we meet, you ask?
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Well, it's a tale as old as time.
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Molly was being held against her will
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by the evil legion of immediate
family mourners of doom!
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(GASPS)
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Back, you putrid, perverse purveyors of evil!
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(ALL CRYlNG)
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Captain Hero is here!
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What? No, ma'am.
You don't need to repay me.
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My reward is your safety.
A hand job, you say?
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Well, l guess l do deserve one.
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You're different from the others, aren't you?
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Huzzah!
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00:12:24,069 --> 00:12:27,113
Ok, busted. We met on J-Date.
248
00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:28,239
(SLURPlNG)
249
00:12:29,158 --> 00:12:32,118
Hero, l can't believe you're doing this to me.
250
00:12:32,202 --> 00:12:36,247
You're turning our guys' night
into a guys' nightmare!
251
00:12:36,331 --> 00:12:39,500
How dare you! How dare all of you!
252
00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:43,254
lf you can't deal with me being happy,
then you're not really my friends!
253
00:12:43,338 --> 00:12:45,423
Come on, Molly, let's get out of here!
254
00:12:45,507 --> 00:12:46,841
(CRYlNG)
255
00:12:47,301 --> 00:12:48,301
(CRACK)
256
00:12:50,679 --> 00:12:55,600
And so the Foxxy set off to solve the mystery
of why the fuck we wasn't censored no more.
257
00:12:55,684 --> 00:12:58,811
And to prove to these
assholes that l was a
258
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,439
mystery solver.
259
00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:07,236
And then, l made the most shocking
discovery of all that explained everything.
260
00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:08,362
(GASPS)
261
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:14,827
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
262
00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:17,663
Oh, Lordy!
263
00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:20,208
Guys, l solved a mystery.
264
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:24,295
The only mystery you've ever solved
is the mystery of the empty uterus.
265
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:26,714
(LAUGHTER)
266
00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:32,011
lf that's true, then how did l found out that
the Drawn Together had been canceled?
267
00:13:32,095 --> 00:13:33,721
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
268
00:13:33,806 --> 00:13:37,517
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
269
00:13:37,601 --> 00:13:43,272
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-
c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-canceled?
270
00:13:43,357 --> 00:13:45,399
-That's ridiculous!
-Girl, you crazy.
271
00:13:45,484 --> 00:13:47,568
-Poppycock!
-Oh, really?
272
00:13:47,653 --> 00:13:50,905
Then why can l say,
"You can all fuck my titties
273
00:13:50,989 --> 00:13:54,492
"with your shit-covered cocks,
you come-guzzling faggots!"
274
00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:56,327
without being beeped?
275
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:58,287
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
276
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:02,083
Yeah! How the fuck is...
Whoa! l just said, "fuck!"
277
00:14:02,167 --> 00:14:04,293
Fuck! Oh, well, l'll be darned.
278
00:14:04,378 --> 00:14:07,672
Dick-gobbling, blood-soaked,
ass-eating turd taster!
279
00:14:07,756 --> 00:14:09,590
Whoo-hoo! This is fun!
280
00:14:15,347 --> 00:14:17,348
Guys, we are not canceled.
281
00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:21,477
This is Foxxy we're dealing with, remember?
The worst mystery solver of all time.
282
00:14:21,562 --> 00:14:24,355
Every time she tries to solve a mystery,
someone ends up dead!
283
00:14:24,439 --> 00:14:25,773
Fuck you, Clara.
284
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:27,733
Don't talk to me like that, Jemima-head.
285
00:14:27,818 --> 00:14:29,277
l am a princess.
286
00:14:29,361 --> 00:14:34,490
Oh, yeah? Well, if you a princess,
then why you got this chair in your face?
287
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:35,950
Ta-dow!
288
00:14:36,034 --> 00:14:38,411
(ALL YELLlNG)
289
00:14:41,123 --> 00:14:44,667
We can't be canceled. We just can't.
290
00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:45,918
Can we?
291
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:48,462
(YELLlNG CONTlNUES)
292
00:14:48,547 --> 00:14:49,964
(GROANlNG)
293
00:15:00,183 --> 00:15:02,351
(GROANlNG CONTlNUES)
294
00:15:02,436 --> 00:15:04,478
Searching...
295
00:15:04,563 --> 00:15:06,814
(GROANlNG)
296
00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:17,491
(MOANlNG)
297
00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:19,911
(SCREAMlNG)
298
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:32,340
Tomorrow, l need you to run downtown
and pick up a new pair of horn sharpeners.
299
00:15:32,466 --> 00:15:34,091
Yes, dear.
300
00:15:34,176 --> 00:15:37,595
Hey, after that, Jew Dad,
can we play a little catch?
301
00:15:37,679 --> 00:15:40,932
Of course, Jew Son. Gosh, l love you.
302
00:15:41,016 --> 00:15:43,684
l don't know what l'd do
if anything would happen to you.
303
00:15:43,769 --> 00:15:48,689
Oh, how emotionally invested l am
in you staying safe and remaining alive.
304
00:15:48,774 --> 00:15:50,650
As would anyone watching us right now.
305
00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:52,109
(CELL PHONE RlNGS)
306
00:15:52,194 --> 00:15:54,320
-Oh, no.
-Don't you dare answer that.
307
00:15:54,404 --> 00:15:56,572
-lt's shabbat.
-But it's work!
308
00:15:56,657 --> 00:15:59,116
lt must be important
if the boss is calling today.
309
00:15:59,201 --> 00:16:03,204
l don't care if it's Moses himself.
Do not answer that.
310
00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:05,373
Uh, l'll be right back.
311
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,627
(HUMMlNG)
312
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:12,546
Dude, l'm not turning
your lights on for you again.
313
00:16:12,631 --> 00:16:16,300
No, my cell phone.
Just hit the green button so l can answer it.
314
00:16:16,385 --> 00:16:18,302
l don't see why you
don't just answer it yourself.
315
00:16:18,387 --> 00:16:19,595
lt's forbidden!
316
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,472
God's going to know you asked me to do it.
317
00:16:21,556 --> 00:16:23,307
-No, he won't.
-Of course he will.
318
00:16:23,392 --> 00:16:26,560
Well, then he'll appreciate my
cleverness in getting around his laws.
319
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:29,730
Now hit send before it goes to voicemail!
320
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:31,607
Fine. l'll do it.
321
00:16:31,692 --> 00:16:35,194
But first, you need to say you accept
Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
322
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,571
What? Are you insane?
323
00:16:37,656 --> 00:16:39,949
Look, l'm not the one
trying to fool the Almighty here.
324
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,452
Now say you accept Jesus Christ,
and l'll answer your phone.
325
00:16:43,537 --> 00:16:45,663
(GROANlNG) Oh, fine!
326
00:16:45,747 --> 00:16:49,959
l accept Jesus Christ as my
lord and savior. Happy now?
327
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:53,379
Yep. Now you can answer
your own damn phone.
328
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,174
You're a fucking dick, Eddie!
329
00:16:57,259 --> 00:16:58,426
(GROANlNG)
330
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,430
Hey, boss.
331
00:17:02,514 --> 00:17:05,516
You lied to me, Jew Producer.
332
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,518
What? Uh, no, l would never...
333
00:17:07,602 --> 00:17:12,398
You told me after l canceled
Drawn Together, you erased them!
334
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:14,150
But l did! l swear!
335
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:18,696
Then how come the network
just got a call from one Foxxy Love
336
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:22,783
asking why no one told
them they were canceled?
337
00:17:22,868 --> 00:17:23,909
Busted.
338
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:29,832
By keeping them alive,
you've put us all in great jeopardy.
339
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,043
-Let me explain...
-Too late for that!
340
00:17:32,127 --> 00:17:36,255
l am sending a friend of mine
to pay them a little visit.
341
00:17:36,339 --> 00:17:38,007
A friend?
342
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:44,764
Yes! The lntelligent Smart,
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
343
00:17:44,848 --> 00:17:49,101
Otherwise known as l.S.R.A.E.L. !
344
00:17:49,186 --> 00:17:52,438
She will erase them all, forever!
345
00:17:52,522 --> 00:17:54,440
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
346
00:17:54,524 --> 00:17:55,733
(CHUCKLES)
347
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:58,986
Please, enjoy the rest of your Sabbath.
348
00:17:59,071 --> 00:18:01,363
Oh, no. This is bad.
349
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:05,326
l need you to start my car, Eddie.
350
00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:13,042
The network keeps transferring me around.
351
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,794
Nobody want to tell me nothing.
352
00:18:14,878 --> 00:18:18,589
l can't believe we've been canceled.
l thought our ratings were pretty good.
353
00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:22,259
No! No! Without the distraction
of the cameras,
354
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:25,930
l'll have nothing to keep me
from hearing the voices in my head!
355
00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:29,266
Cut their throats and drink
the children's blood, Wooldoor.
356
00:18:29,351 --> 00:18:31,060
Their youth will be your youth.
357
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,437
(DRAMATlC MUSlC PLAYlNG)
358
00:18:33,522 --> 00:18:35,606
Oh, Molly, hold me!
359
00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:37,566
(CRYlNG) Cup the balls.
360
00:18:37,651 --> 00:18:39,443
-l'd cup.
-(HERO MOANS)
361
00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:41,237
lf only he'd ask.
362
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,573
Oh, who the hell took our goddamn timeslot?
363
00:18:44,658 --> 00:18:46,951
The Suck My Taint Show?
364
00:18:47,035 --> 00:18:49,203
Let me info this.
365
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:57,461
...and taint sucking,
starring the loveable,
366
00:18:57,546 --> 00:18:59,797
poignant Suck My Taint Girl.
367
00:18:59,881 --> 00:19:01,423
We got canceled for that?
368
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:06,637
Uh, attention, houseguests.
Tonight's competition is...
369
00:19:06,721 --> 00:19:09,348
Get in my fucking trunk, or l will shoot you!
370
00:19:13,395 --> 00:19:15,813
Yeah, we know we've been canceled.
371
00:19:15,897 --> 00:19:19,608
Shut up, fatty. Now, everyone in my truck.
We're running out of time!
372
00:19:19,693 --> 00:19:22,528
The Jew Producer's right! Toot is fat.
373
00:19:22,612 --> 00:19:25,322
Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.
374
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:30,035
Well, l ain't going nowhere until you tell us
why in the hell we was canceled.
375
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:33,539
Come on, guys.
Have you ever even seen your show?
376
00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:37,668
lt's filthy, it's racist, and it has
a shocking lack of Dave Chappelle.
377
00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,504
Yeah, he's got a point. l am fat.
378
00:19:40,589 --> 00:19:43,716
Now get in my truck!
l'm trying to save you idiots!
379
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,593
Ah, save us from what?
380
00:19:46,428 --> 00:19:47,887
(CRASH)
381
00:19:50,098 --> 00:19:54,018
From that! lntelligent Smart
Robot Animation Eraser Lady!
382
00:19:54,102 --> 00:19:57,354
l.S.R.A.E.L.? Why the fuck is it on
our land when we already live here?
383
00:19:57,439 --> 00:20:00,774
To destroy you all! Now hurry!
384
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,113
(GASPS)
385
00:20:06,823 --> 00:20:08,824
Prepare to be erased.
386
00:20:13,163 --> 00:20:14,246
Run!
387
00:20:14,331 --> 00:20:16,457
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
388
00:20:21,755 --> 00:20:22,880
ALL: Aahh!
389
00:20:22,964 --> 00:20:24,757
Holy shit!
390
00:20:24,841 --> 00:20:27,009
l.S.R.A.E.L. must kill you all!
391
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,887
Wait, wait, l'm sure
we can work something out!
392
00:20:29,971 --> 00:20:32,640
I.S.R.A.E.L. must be
aggressive to survive!
393
00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,433
lt's a common sense policy.
394
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,561
Come on, y'all! To the mystery van!
395
00:20:37,646 --> 00:20:39,188
(ALL YELLlNG)
396
00:20:42,817 --> 00:20:44,902
(MECHANlCAL LAUGHTER)
397
00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:49,114
(GASPS) Molly!
She's still in the living room!
398
00:20:52,827 --> 00:20:55,663
There's nothing you can do for her!
She's dead!
399
00:20:55,747 --> 00:20:57,164
l've got to try!
400
00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:59,375
(HUMMlNG)
401
00:21:01,044 --> 00:21:02,169
Try
402
00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:04,838
He really is delightfully retarded.
403
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:09,051
(ALL GASP)
404
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,178
l'm going to take that l.S.R.A.E.L. out!
405
00:21:11,263 --> 00:21:12,429
Hold on!
406
00:21:12,514 --> 00:21:15,432
Don't come any closer.
l.S.R.A.E.L. has boundary issues.
407
00:21:15,517 --> 00:21:17,309
Kung fu, motherfucker!
408
00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:24,733
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
409
00:21:26,194 --> 00:21:27,278
(GASPS)
410
00:21:27,362 --> 00:21:28,445
l've got to try!
411
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,447
(HUMMlNG)
412
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,534
Try
413
00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:37,955
Huzzah!
414
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,916
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
415
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:46,672
Ooh!
416
00:21:48,216 --> 00:21:49,383
(GRUNTlNG)
417
00:21:52,387 --> 00:21:53,554
Try
418
00:21:53,888 --> 00:21:55,306
(ALL YELLlNG)
419
00:21:56,391 --> 00:21:59,435
Oh, no! The Drawn Together house, it's...
420
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:02,021
lt's gone!
421
00:22:04,733 --> 00:22:05,941
Aah!
422
00:22:06,026 --> 00:22:08,569
Oh, thank God you're ok!
423
00:22:08,987 --> 00:22:10,571
(MOANlNG)
424
00:22:10,655 --> 00:22:12,364
Oh, flick my balls. (MOANlNG)
425
00:22:21,166 --> 00:22:22,624
Faster, Foxxy!
426
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,501
The l.S.R.A.E.L.'s right behind us!
427
00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:26,670
My kingdom is only a couple miles away.
428
00:22:26,755 --> 00:22:27,755
We'll be safe there!
429
00:22:27,839 --> 00:22:31,925
No, you can't go home.
None of you can go home, ever again!
430
00:22:32,010 --> 00:22:34,428
(ALL YELLlNG, TlRES SQUEALlNG)
431
00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:40,851
You don't understand.
None of you are who you think you are!
432
00:22:40,935 --> 00:22:42,061
What?
433
00:22:42,479 --> 00:22:43,812
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
434
00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:46,774
You trying to say l ain't really Foxxy Brown?
435
00:22:46,858 --> 00:22:51,236
What l'm trying to say is you're all fakes!
Cheap knock-offs.
436
00:22:51,321 --> 00:22:55,449
You're all parodies of the real thing
created just to be on Drawn Together.
437
00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:58,702
Now that the show's over,
the boss wants you all destroyed.
438
00:22:58,787 --> 00:23:00,704
-But why would he want...
-Look out!
439
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:02,498
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
440
00:23:05,877 --> 00:23:09,046
Without you, my life really has no meaning.
441
00:23:16,179 --> 00:23:17,262
(GROANlNG)
442
00:23:17,347 --> 00:23:21,141
Where is the Drawn Together gang?
I.S.R.A.E.L. must erase them!
443
00:23:21,226 --> 00:23:25,854
They got away.
Looks like you screwed up, l.S.R.A.E.L.
444
00:23:25,939 --> 00:23:29,483
You're in so much trouble.
445
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:39,326
You explain to boss what happened.
446
00:23:39,411 --> 00:23:40,744
l.S.R.A.E.L. is sick of being blamed
447
00:23:40,829 --> 00:23:43,497
for every little fucking thing
that goes wrong in the desert.
448
00:23:43,581 --> 00:23:44,873
Aah!
449
00:23:47,836 --> 00:23:49,336
(ALL GROANlNG)
450
00:23:49,421 --> 00:23:52,047
Oh, God. l was so scared.
451
00:23:52,340 --> 00:23:55,759
l mean, l wanted to go,
"Whee, wee wee wee," all the way home.
452
00:24:01,516 --> 00:24:05,894
Never trust a Jew producer.
l'm obviously a real Disney princess.
453
00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:09,690
lf l weren't, why would l be so much better
than all of you people and Foxxy?
454
00:24:09,774 --> 00:24:12,943
Maybe that Jew Producer
was telling the truth!
455
00:24:13,027 --> 00:24:17,239
l mean, Clara,
you may look like a Disney princess,
456
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:21,869
but how many Disney princesses
have done the things you've done done?
457
00:24:21,953 --> 00:24:24,496
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
458
00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:31,670
And how many times you seen
Josie and the Pussycats do what l doed?
459
00:24:31,754 --> 00:24:34,298
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
460
00:24:35,550 --> 00:24:39,303
Now, Foxxy, let's not
jump to any conclusions here.
461
00:24:39,387 --> 00:24:41,763
Come on, Captain Hero!
462
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:45,726
How many real superheroes
do you know that bang corpses?
463
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,144
l don't know.
464
00:24:47,228 --> 00:24:51,148
Molly, how many superheroes
have you been with?
465
00:24:51,232 --> 00:24:53,775
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLlCKlNG)
466
00:24:55,737 --> 00:24:57,112
(SNAP)
467
00:24:57,197 --> 00:25:02,826
ln fact, ain't no real cartoon characters
would do any of the things we done doed!
468
00:25:02,911 --> 00:25:06,205
Come to think of it, l don't behave
anything like the real Betty Boop.
469
00:25:06,289 --> 00:25:09,208
Ah, please, Toot.
We're trying to have a discussion here!
470
00:25:09,292 --> 00:25:11,960
Yeah, really, Toot.
Don't make this all about you.
471
00:25:13,796 --> 00:25:17,424
This is horrible! We're canceled and fake.
472
00:25:17,509 --> 00:25:18,550
Just like my child support checks.
473
00:25:18,635 --> 00:25:19,676
-(RlMSHOT)
-Ta!
474
00:25:19,761 --> 00:25:23,096
Oh, yeah, laugh it up, Wooldoor,
but l.S.R.A.E.L.'s after us!
475
00:25:23,181 --> 00:25:26,058
No one can hide from l.S.R.A.E.L.
What are we going to do?
476
00:25:26,142 --> 00:25:30,729
You heard the Jew Producer.
They want us dead because we's canceled.
477
00:25:30,813 --> 00:25:35,692
So if we can get Drawn Together
back on the air, we can save our asses!
478
00:25:35,777 --> 00:25:38,904
(SCOFFS) Yeah, right, Foxxy.
How you plan on doing that?
479
00:25:38,988 --> 00:25:40,239
l don't know yet.
480
00:25:40,323 --> 00:25:43,534
But we can start with that girl
who stole our timeslot.
481
00:25:43,618 --> 00:25:46,370
The Suck My Taint Girl.
She sound like she could help.
482
00:25:46,454 --> 00:25:47,538
(ALL TALKlNG AT ONCE)
483
00:25:47,622 --> 00:25:48,664
l am fat.
484
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:51,833
Well, l'm not fake.
So l'm going back to my kingdom.
485
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:53,544
You're all welcome to join me.
486
00:25:53,628 --> 00:25:56,046
My father, the king,
will keep us safe from l.S.R.A.E.L.
487
00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:57,464
l do like being safe.
488
00:25:58,967 --> 00:26:01,385
Molly and l always dreamed
of going to Disneyworld.
489
00:26:01,469 --> 00:26:04,304
You said you'd take me to Disneyworld!
490
00:26:04,389 --> 00:26:07,516
Well, like a colostomy bag,
l'm on Foxxy's side.
491
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,977
l liked being a reality TV star.
492
00:26:10,061 --> 00:26:11,895
Yeah! We need to get our show back.
493
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:15,440
Otherwise, l'll have to go back to
my old gig, exposing myself to children,
494
00:26:15,525 --> 00:26:18,777
and that union has the worst health plan!
495
00:26:18,861 --> 00:26:23,740
Fine! Then l guess we are splitting up.
How do we decide who gets the mystery van?
496
00:26:23,825 --> 00:26:25,450
Later, ass bags!
497
00:26:25,535 --> 00:26:26,577
(TlRES SQUEALlNG)
498
00:26:30,206 --> 00:26:34,459
l'm sorry, sir. l couldn't let you
erase the Drawn Togethergang.
499
00:26:34,544 --> 00:26:37,921
They were my creations, and l... l...
500
00:26:38,006 --> 00:26:39,423
l loved them.
501
00:26:39,507 --> 00:26:45,220
For Christ sake, Jew Producer!
They must be destroyed!
502
00:26:45,305 --> 00:26:46,930
(THUNDER)
503
00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:50,434
Tell me, boss, why do you
dislike the Drawn Togethergang so?
504
00:26:50,518 --> 00:26:51,852
(SlGHS)
505
00:26:51,936 --> 00:26:55,397
Because, they took my family from me.
506
00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:56,523
They did?
507
00:26:56,608 --> 00:27:00,319
l've never spoken of this before to anyone,
508
00:27:01,279 --> 00:27:06,366
but with l.S.R.A.E.L. by my side,
l guess l feel safe.
509
00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:14,124
My beautiful wife was taking our little girl
Sasha to her first day of elementary school.
510
00:27:14,208 --> 00:27:16,168
They were singing something.
511
00:27:16,252 --> 00:27:19,963
Something pure, something innocent.
512
00:27:20,048 --> 00:27:23,258
Little Sasha was young
and hadn't yet been burdened
513
00:27:23,343 --> 00:27:27,137
with the complexities and ugliness of life.
514
00:27:27,221 --> 00:27:29,056
But then she saw it.
515
00:27:30,308 --> 00:27:31,808
Mommy, Mommy!
516
00:27:31,893 --> 00:27:35,103
What is that chocolate-face girl
doing to the princess?
517
00:27:35,813 --> 00:27:39,691
(GASPS) No, no, no, no.
Don't look at it, honey. Close your eyes.
518
00:27:39,776 --> 00:27:41,860
For God sakes, close your eyes!
519
00:27:41,944 --> 00:27:45,572
Mommy! The chocolate girl is
eating the princess!
520
00:27:45,657 --> 00:27:50,410
She's eating her face!
Why is she eating her face?
521
00:27:50,495 --> 00:27:51,578
Mommy!
522
00:27:51,663 --> 00:27:52,704
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
523
00:27:53,748 --> 00:27:57,542
My wife lost control of the car
and drove off a cIiff!
524
00:27:57,627 --> 00:28:00,962
They landed in a deadly pit of alligators!
525
00:28:01,422 --> 00:28:04,716
Swimming in a pit of sulfuric acid!
526
00:28:05,677 --> 00:28:09,930
By the time l arrived,
there was nothing l could do
527
00:28:11,432 --> 00:28:14,267
but get revenge!
528
00:28:15,436 --> 00:28:16,645
Aah!
529
00:28:17,105 --> 00:28:23,652
So, Jew Producer, it's not that l
dislike the Drawn Togethergang.
530
00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:28,615
lt's that l hate those motherfuckers!
531
00:28:28,783 --> 00:28:30,617
They took my family from me,
532
00:28:30,702 --> 00:28:36,081
and l'll be damned if l let them
take my media empire!
533
00:28:36,165 --> 00:28:38,625
(THUNDER)
534
00:28:38,876 --> 00:28:43,296
Oh...kay. But still, l won't help you!
535
00:28:43,381 --> 00:28:48,218
(CHUCKLES) l had a feeling
you would say that.
536
00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:49,636
l.S.R.A.E.L. !
537
00:28:50,138 --> 00:28:51,722
Jew Dad?
538
00:28:51,806 --> 00:28:53,348
Jew Son?
539
00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:57,561
Dad, l.S.R.A.E.L. forcibly removed me
from the only home l've ever known!
540
00:28:57,645 --> 00:29:01,898
You will help l.S.R.A.E.L.,
or you'll feel what it's like
541
00:29:01,983 --> 00:29:06,987
when something horrible happens
to your child! You hear me?
542
00:29:07,071 --> 00:29:08,947
Or should l speak up?
543
00:29:09,031 --> 00:29:10,073
(FEEDBACK)
544
00:29:10,158 --> 00:29:11,241
Ow! Ah!
545
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,952
(YELLlNG)
546
00:29:16,956 --> 00:29:22,210
Ok, ok! l'll find the Drawn Togethergang.
l'll help destroy them!
547
00:29:22,295 --> 00:29:24,296
(CHUCKLES) l.S.R.A.E.L.,
548
00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:27,799
l think the Jew Producer
will be more helpful now.
549
00:29:27,884 --> 00:29:32,846
Off you go.
Destroy the Drawn Togethergang forever.
550
00:29:38,144 --> 00:29:41,271
l.S.R.A.E.L. has gone nuclear.
551
00:29:47,361 --> 00:29:50,113
Oh, it's good to be home.
552
00:29:50,198 --> 00:29:52,073
Hark! Who goes there?
553
00:29:52,158 --> 00:29:55,368
Guards, tis l, your Princess Clara.
554
00:29:55,453 --> 00:29:57,329
You may kiss my feet if you like.
555
00:29:57,413 --> 00:30:00,248
Oh, and once l'm inside,
you can execute them.
556
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:02,125
(STAMMERlNG) Wait, what?
557
00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:04,669
Ha, ha! Just kidding.
558
00:30:07,548 --> 00:30:10,967
Do you not know that impersonating
a princess is a serious offense,
559
00:30:11,052 --> 00:30:13,428
punishable by death? (WHlMPERS)
560
00:30:13,513 --> 00:30:16,056
Do you not know that sucking my dick
is a serious offense?
561
00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:18,141
-Punishable by fuck you!
-Huh?
562
00:30:18,226 --> 00:30:20,685
Now let us in at once,
or l'll have your children killed.
563
00:30:20,770 --> 00:30:23,313
Yeah, it's good to be home.
564
00:30:23,397 --> 00:30:25,649
(FANFARE PLAYlNG)
565
00:30:25,733 --> 00:30:28,109
(CROWD CHEERlNG)
566
00:30:36,577 --> 00:30:38,662
Princess! Your Highness.
567
00:30:38,746 --> 00:30:40,205
What the... Who the fuck are you?
568
00:30:40,289 --> 00:30:41,498
(ALL GASPlNG)
569
00:30:41,582 --> 00:30:42,874
l am the king!
570
00:30:42,959 --> 00:30:44,835
The king? You are not the king.
571
00:30:44,919 --> 00:30:48,296
My father is the king,
which makes me the princess.
572
00:30:48,381 --> 00:30:51,424
Father, l think this peasant
has gone mad with the plague!
573
00:30:51,509 --> 00:30:54,970
For everyone knows
l am the true princess of the land.
574
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,471
(ALL GASP)
575
00:30:56,556 --> 00:31:00,517
My loyal, filthy subjects,
surely you assholes recognize me.
576
00:31:00,601 --> 00:31:03,937
lmposter!
577
00:31:04,021 --> 00:31:05,605
(ALL YELLlNG)
578
00:31:08,776 --> 00:31:10,735
(SlGHS)
579
00:31:15,658 --> 00:31:19,035
Guys? l think the Jew Producer
was telling the truth.
580
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:22,789
l think l'm a fake.
l think we're all fakes!
581
00:31:22,874 --> 00:31:24,958
Oh, my God. You know what l think?
582
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:27,127
Duh!
583
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,921
To the dungeon with them!
584
00:31:38,306 --> 00:31:40,432
(WHlMSlCAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
585
00:31:40,725 --> 00:31:43,268
It ain't where it is and it ain't where it ain't
586
00:31:43,352 --> 00:31:45,437
lt's a little stinky thing l call a taint
587
00:31:45,521 --> 00:31:47,898
Why don't you suck it, why don't you suck it?
588
00:31:47,982 --> 00:31:50,400
Why don't you suck my little taint?
589
00:31:50,484 --> 00:31:53,403
It ain't where it was and it taint where it ain't
590
00:31:53,487 --> 00:31:55,488
And it's something they call my stinky taint
591
00:31:55,573 --> 00:31:58,074
Why don't you suck it, why don't you suck it?
592
00:31:58,159 --> 00:32:00,744
Why don't you suck it?
593
00:32:00,828 --> 00:32:03,788
-What the hell is this?
-This is horrible!
594
00:32:03,873 --> 00:32:07,375
She's a little girl who sings about her taint!
595
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,668
lt's genius!
596
00:32:08,753 --> 00:32:11,671
-Why don't you suck
-Why don't you suck
597
00:32:11,756 --> 00:32:16,676
Why don't you suck her stinky little taint?
598
00:32:17,386 --> 00:32:19,054
Why don't you suck
599
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:25,936
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
600
00:32:26,020 --> 00:32:28,104
Suck my stinky little taint
601
00:32:28,189 --> 00:32:30,565
-Suck my taint
-Taint
602
00:32:30,650 --> 00:32:34,069
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
603
00:32:34,153 --> 00:32:40,200
Come on and suck my stinky little taint
604
00:32:41,744 --> 00:32:44,955
lt's the most beautiful thing l've ever seen!
605
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:46,373
Don't you see?
606
00:32:46,457 --> 00:32:49,751
lt taint corporate greed,
and it taint the politicians
607
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:54,214
who have drained our economy.
lt's the lack of personal responsibility.
608
00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:56,216
ALL: Oh!
609
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,760
-That is so true.
-l never thought of that before.
610
00:32:58,844 --> 00:33:00,470
l normally don't laugh at taint humor,
611
00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:02,847
but this is wrapped in
such an important message.
612
00:33:02,932 --> 00:33:04,432
Why don't you suck
613
00:33:04,517 --> 00:33:09,145
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
614
00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:10,230
Suck my taint
615
00:33:11,649 --> 00:33:14,651
And when did it become a crime
to be passionate about your work?
616
00:33:14,735 --> 00:33:18,154
So what if l love the characters l created?
Screw him, right?
617
00:33:18,239 --> 00:33:22,283
And kidnapping my son, whoo, how tacky.
Not to mention clichè!
618
00:33:22,368 --> 00:33:24,494
You don't talk much, do you, l.S.R.A.E.L.?
619
00:33:24,578 --> 00:33:27,330
I.S.R.A.E.L. taIks when
l.S.R.A.E.L. has something to say.
620
00:33:27,415 --> 00:33:29,416
l'm just trying to pass the time, man.
621
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:32,836
Listen, l know you're a robot,
but don't you have feelings?
622
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:36,798
l mean, isn't it hard to destroy innocent
people that have never wronged you?
623
00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,508
Everyone's wronged l.S.R.A.E.L.
624
00:33:38,592 --> 00:33:39,968
Really? Wow.
625
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:42,929
lf that's the way you feel, maybe
we'd all be better off if you didn't exist.
626
00:33:43,931 --> 00:33:45,807
l.S.R.A.E.L. has every right to exist!
627
00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:49,853
Ok, ok, dude, relax.
Don't get so defensive.
628
00:33:49,937 --> 00:33:51,980
I.S.R.A.E.L. need rest.
629
00:33:56,318 --> 00:33:58,403
(HORNS HONKlNG)
630
00:33:58,487 --> 00:34:01,031
Here? This is where you want to rest?
631
00:34:01,115 --> 00:34:03,867
This is the single most dangerous place
you could be situated!
632
00:34:03,951 --> 00:34:06,578
There are so many other
places you could be, l.S.R.A.E.L.,
633
00:34:06,662 --> 00:34:09,164
that would be safer and
would cause less problems!
634
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,457
Why here?
635
00:34:10,541 --> 00:34:13,001
I.S.R.A.E.L. shouIdn't have to Ieave.
Everyone else should leave.
636
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:14,502
They're the ones who are stupid.
637
00:34:14,587 --> 00:34:17,547
Oy! l.S.R.A.E.L., you are a handful.
638
00:34:20,301 --> 00:34:25,055
l'm sorry, Drawn Togethergang.
But l have to save my Jew son.
639
00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:28,266
Oh, l.S.R.A.E.L., l think
l know where they are.
640
00:34:29,643 --> 00:34:31,102
(SQUEAKlNG)
641
00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:37,275
Oh, yeah.
642
00:34:37,359 --> 00:34:41,196
l haven't seen this many shit-covered
rodents since my last colonoscopy.
643
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,405
-(RlMSHOT)
-Ta!
644
00:34:42,865 --> 00:34:44,032
(CRYlNG)
645
00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:49,537
Oh, it's ok, Clara.
So we're not who we think we are.
646
00:34:49,622 --> 00:34:52,791
-So what, right?
-So what?
647
00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:54,501
lf l'm not a princess,
648
00:34:54,585 --> 00:34:58,046
then l'm just another beautiful virgin
with real C-cups and a super tight ass
649
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:01,132
that continuously vibrates
and tastes like wild berries.
650
00:35:01,342 --> 00:35:03,635
Who could ever love someone like that?
651
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,345
-(CRYlNG)
-(DOOR OPENS)
652
00:35:05,429 --> 00:35:10,266
Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine
is not too far back on the stage.
653
00:35:10,351 --> 00:35:14,813
l want the people in the
front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
654
00:35:14,897 --> 00:35:19,484
Milord, perhaps you could see it in your heart
to let me live here in your kingdom
655
00:35:19,568 --> 00:35:23,863
and give me the opportunity to be
the real princess l always thought l was.
656
00:35:23,948 --> 00:35:28,368
For l can be just as good as the officially
sanctioned princesses in your kingdom.
657
00:35:28,452 --> 00:35:29,911
Allow me.
658
00:35:29,995 --> 00:35:31,955
(VOCALlZlNG)
659
00:35:32,623 --> 00:35:33,706
Hmm?
660
00:35:33,791 --> 00:35:36,459
(VOCALlZlNG)
661
00:35:41,215 --> 00:35:44,801
Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! lt's working!
662
00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:47,971
For fuck's sake, Xandir!
l'm trying to impress the goddamn king!
663
00:35:48,055 --> 00:35:52,016
And l can't fucking sing if you keep
flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours!
664
00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:53,143
Hmm.
665
00:35:53,227 --> 00:35:54,435
Uh...
666
00:35:54,687 --> 00:35:56,688
(VOCALlZlNG)
667
00:35:57,857 --> 00:36:01,317
Guards, tomorrow, off with their heads!
668
00:36:01,402 --> 00:36:03,653
No, wait! Please!
669
00:36:03,737 --> 00:36:05,613
Release the king, vile peasant!
670
00:36:05,698 --> 00:36:07,949
Hero! Do something!
671
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:10,201
Oh, yes, of course.
You shouldn't see this, baby.
672
00:36:10,286 --> 00:36:12,871
l know how you are around blood,
and this could easily go that way.
673
00:36:12,955 --> 00:36:14,038
(GRUNTS)
674
00:36:14,123 --> 00:36:15,373
(SCREAMlNG)
675
00:36:15,457 --> 00:36:16,708
(GRUMBLlNG)
676
00:36:18,794 --> 00:36:21,087
Oh, you totally would
not have been into that.
677
00:36:21,881 --> 00:36:23,673
(HUMMlNG)
678
00:36:24,717 --> 00:36:26,384
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
679
00:36:27,469 --> 00:36:29,637
Excuse me, Suck My Taint Girl, we...
680
00:36:29,722 --> 00:36:32,891
Oh, my goodness!
You guys are from Drawn Together!
681
00:36:32,975 --> 00:36:35,310
Uh, l heard you were all erased.
682
00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:38,980
-You know who we are?
-Well, of course l do, silly.
683
00:36:39,064 --> 00:36:41,983
l'm, like, the taintest fan
of Drawn Together ever.
684
00:36:42,067 --> 00:36:43,985
l tain't missed an episode.
685
00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:46,529
Well, good, 'cause we need your help,
Suck My Taint Girl.
686
00:36:46,614 --> 00:36:48,865
We was canceled,
and we need to get back on TV.
687
00:36:48,949 --> 00:36:50,825
But of course you were canceled.
688
00:36:50,910 --> 00:36:54,204
You guys were filthy and offensive
without ever having a point.
689
00:36:54,288 --> 00:36:57,290
A p-p-p-pa... Pa... Po...
690
00:36:57,374 --> 00:37:02,295
Po... Po... Poi...
691
00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:05,924
Poi... Aah... Poi... Ohh...
692
00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:08,134
Ohh... Ahh... Oint?
693
00:37:08,219 --> 00:37:11,429
Yeah! You know, like social commentary.
694
00:37:11,513 --> 00:37:15,058
Everybody knows that these days,
if you want to be raunchy and funny on TV,
695
00:37:15,142 --> 00:37:17,894
you need to also be relentlessly preachy.
696
00:37:17,978 --> 00:37:21,564
-Too bad we never had a point.
-Hey. Know what you should do?
697
00:37:21,649 --> 00:37:23,107
You should go to Make-A-Point Land
698
00:37:23,192 --> 00:37:25,485
and get yourself a point
from the MakeA-Point wizard.
699
00:37:25,569 --> 00:37:27,904
You'll be back on the air in no time!
700
00:37:27,988 --> 00:37:32,575
Really? Because if you're lying, l'll cut you.
l'll cut you to the fucking bone.
701
00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:37,497
Ooh! Can you take us to this
Make-A-Point Land, Suck My Taint Girl?
702
00:37:37,581 --> 00:37:43,378
Well, l really shouldn't be seen with
you guys, but l could be convinced
703
00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:45,964
if you introduced me
to the rest of the Drawn Togethergang.
704
00:37:46,048 --> 00:37:49,425
Huh? What do you say? ls it a deal?
705
00:37:51,178 --> 00:37:52,553
(CLARA CRYlNG)
706
00:37:55,349 --> 00:37:57,475
No, Molly, you're the cutest.
707
00:37:57,559 --> 00:37:59,227
No, you are! (CHUCKLES)
708
00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:03,273
Watching Hero and his whorish
know-it-all girlfriend made me sick.
709
00:38:03,357 --> 00:38:07,902
l had to get Hero to break up with Molly
so l could have my best friend back.
710
00:38:07,987 --> 00:38:09,779
And l had just the plan.
711
00:38:10,364 --> 00:38:12,615
(WHlSPERS lNDlSTlNCTLY) Got it?
712
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:15,285
Now, follow my lead, and don't fuck it up.
713
00:38:15,369 --> 00:38:16,536
Uh, Xandir?
714
00:38:24,128 --> 00:38:25,795
Wait, wait. Best friend in Ling...
715
00:38:25,879 --> 00:38:27,964
(LAUGHlNG) Oh, God!
716
00:38:28,048 --> 00:38:31,426
Asians are hilarious! (CHUCKLES)
717
00:38:31,552 --> 00:38:33,011
Come on, Ling-Ling.
718
00:38:33,095 --> 00:38:37,348
MAN: Ling-Ling into depression go
719
00:38:37,433 --> 00:38:41,519
He bIew his chance with Xandir
720
00:38:41,603 --> 00:38:45,648
Xandir only have eyes for Hero
721
00:38:45,733 --> 00:38:49,193
Ling-Ling die alone
722
00:38:51,030 --> 00:38:54,615
What was that, Molly?
You have the perfect escape plan?
723
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:56,743
We'll be out of here in no time?
724
00:38:56,827 --> 00:38:59,662
Really, Molly? Oh, that's awesome!
725
00:38:59,747 --> 00:39:01,831
XANDlR: When Mollyjust
lies there and does nothing,
726
00:39:01,915 --> 00:39:03,875
we'll all be executed in the morning,
727
00:39:03,959 --> 00:39:07,837
and Hero will finally realize
how lame his dead girlfriend is.
728
00:39:07,921 --> 00:39:09,422
(CHUCKLES) l'm so clever!
729
00:39:09,506 --> 00:39:11,341
(GASPS) Oh, l can't stand it!
730
00:39:11,592 --> 00:39:14,052
Well, the guards are coming, Molly.
731
00:39:14,136 --> 00:39:18,598
(CHUCKLES) We can't wait to see
your plan in action, can we, guys?
732
00:39:20,517 --> 00:39:21,517
(FLY BUZZlNG)
733
00:39:21,602 --> 00:39:24,437
Molly... Come on, do something.
734
00:39:24,521 --> 00:39:27,774
You're embarrassing me
in front of all my guy friends.
735
00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:31,235
(BUZZlNG)
736
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,196
Oh, maybe they were right about you.
737
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,322
Maybe we should just break...
738
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:39,327
-Whoa! That prisoner doesn't look so hot!
-She's pale, and that rat is eating her eyeball.
739
00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:40,495
(BURPS)
740
00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,871
We better do something!
741
00:39:41,955 --> 00:39:43,414
(MUTTERS lNDlSTlNCTLY)
742
00:39:43,499 --> 00:39:46,626
Ooh! (CHUCKLES) Clever, clever.
743
00:39:51,548 --> 00:39:54,258
Psst! That guard outfit makes you look fat.
744
00:39:54,343 --> 00:39:57,178
lt does? (WAlLlNG)
745
00:39:57,262 --> 00:39:59,972
Oh, great! Now l'll have
to deal with that all night.
746
00:40:00,057 --> 00:40:01,224
Ryan, wait up!
747
00:40:01,308 --> 00:40:05,061
Molly, your plan worked like a charm!
Oh, l'm so happy!
748
00:40:05,145 --> 00:40:08,898
Later on, l'm gonna let you
fuck me in the mouth!
749
00:40:08,982 --> 00:40:11,943
-God damn it!
-Now, let's get out of here.
750
00:40:14,238 --> 00:40:15,988
Hey, the prisoners have escaped!
751
00:40:16,073 --> 00:40:17,782
(ALL SHOUTlNG AT ONCE)
752
00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:19,492
Come on, Clara!
753
00:40:19,576 --> 00:40:24,330
No. l have nothing to live for anymore.
l'm not a princess. Now, go.
754
00:40:24,415 --> 00:40:27,041
l'll slow them down for you.
lt's the only way.
755
00:40:27,126 --> 00:40:30,711
Thanks, Clara. You'll always
be a princess to me. Here.
756
00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:33,548
No, you keep them.
They're of no use to me now.
757
00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:35,007
l'll treasure them always.
758
00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:37,969
Wait, Xandir, do me one favor.
759
00:40:38,053 --> 00:40:40,221
Live your gay life to the fullest.
760
00:40:40,305 --> 00:40:42,223
-Will do.
-Every day's a gift.
761
00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:45,435
-Gotcha.
-And find that one special person.
762
00:40:45,519 --> 00:40:47,061
Sure thing. Bye!
763
00:40:47,146 --> 00:40:50,731
And hold him close
and tell him with all your heart
764
00:40:50,816 --> 00:40:54,402
that you can't marry him.
The Bible forbids it.
765
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:55,695
l really gotta go.
766
00:40:55,779 --> 00:40:58,364
Ok. Bye! Don't adopt!
767
00:41:00,534 --> 00:41:02,743
(GRUNTlNG AND SCREAMlNG)
768
00:41:03,036 --> 00:41:05,538
(ALL SHOUTlNG)
769
00:41:09,001 --> 00:41:10,084
Give me those!
770
00:41:11,420 --> 00:41:12,753
(GRUNTlNG)
771
00:41:15,466 --> 00:41:16,591
(WHlNNlES)
772
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:20,011
(ALL CHEER)
773
00:41:20,721 --> 00:41:22,930
Molly hath saved the day!
774
00:41:23,974 --> 00:41:25,558
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
775
00:41:29,897 --> 00:41:31,063
(ALL SCREAM)
776
00:41:31,148 --> 00:41:33,608
Holy fuck, it's l.S.R.A.E.L. !
777
00:41:34,610 --> 00:41:36,444
Uh, hey, guys, how are you?
778
00:41:36,528 --> 00:41:38,571
Uh, l'd get the hell
out of here if l were you.
779
00:41:38,655 --> 00:41:40,072
-Huzzah!
-(WHlNNlES)
780
00:41:42,576 --> 00:41:44,410
(ALL SCREAM)
781
00:41:47,039 --> 00:41:48,164
(ORCHESTRAL MUSlC PLAYlNG)
782
00:41:48,248 --> 00:41:51,167
So tired. So very, very tired.
783
00:41:51,251 --> 00:41:53,503
Don't you give up, fool horse.
784
00:41:53,587 --> 00:41:55,421
We got to make it to the kingdom
785
00:41:55,506 --> 00:41:59,800
to get the rest of our gang
so we can all get to Make-A-Point Land.
786
00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:04,889
And then, we still need to find Toot.
This is a joke. We'll never find everyone.
787
00:42:04,973 --> 00:42:07,266
(MUSlC STOPS)
788
00:42:07,768 --> 00:42:11,771
l said, we'll never find everyone.
789
00:42:14,775 --> 00:42:17,235
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
790
00:42:17,319 --> 00:42:19,028
Look! There them are-uh!
791
00:42:19,112 --> 00:42:20,363
(ALL YELP)
792
00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:21,614
And l.S.R.A.E.L. !
793
00:42:21,698 --> 00:42:24,116
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
794
00:42:27,663 --> 00:42:28,955
Whee...
795
00:42:29,039 --> 00:42:31,249
Are all together again!
796
00:42:31,333 --> 00:42:32,750
Wait. Where's Clara?
797
00:42:33,126 --> 00:42:35,086
Oh, Clara? She's dead.
798
00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:36,212
(ALL GASP)
799
00:42:36,296 --> 00:42:37,380
Oh, no.
800
00:42:40,425 --> 00:42:41,592
-Yeah!
-Oh, good!
801
00:42:41,677 --> 00:42:44,345
-Well, that takes the sting off.
-Her arms were always my favorite part of her.
802
00:42:48,350 --> 00:42:51,394
Ashes to ashes, smurf to smurf.
803
00:42:51,478 --> 00:42:53,896
l'm glad you're dead, you bastard!
804
00:42:53,981 --> 00:42:57,900
l hope you smurf in hell for what
you did to me in front of my kids!
805
00:42:57,985 --> 00:43:00,570
l hope you smurf in hell!
806
00:43:00,654 --> 00:43:01,988
(SPlTS)
807
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:03,322
(CRYlNG)
808
00:43:03,407 --> 00:43:06,701
lt's ok, sweetie.
Our long national nightmare is over.
809
00:43:06,785 --> 00:43:10,788
He can't hurt us anymore.
The important thing is that you survived.
810
00:43:10,872 --> 00:43:13,332
-We all survived.
-(CRYlNG)
811
00:43:15,752 --> 00:43:17,336
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
812
00:43:27,222 --> 00:43:28,306
(BEEPS)
813
00:43:30,517 --> 00:43:32,685
Say good-bye, Drawn Together!
814
00:43:32,769 --> 00:43:34,353
No!
815
00:43:34,438 --> 00:43:35,521
-(GRUNTS)
-I can't see!
816
00:43:35,606 --> 00:43:37,440
-I can't see!
-(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
817
00:43:37,524 --> 00:43:39,108
(JEW PRODUCER GRUNTS)
818
00:43:39,192 --> 00:43:41,736
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
819
00:43:43,572 --> 00:43:46,198
Ugh! Holy crap! l can't open the door.
820
00:43:46,283 --> 00:43:48,701
lt's stuck! We gonna drown!
821
00:43:48,785 --> 00:43:51,203
(ALL SCREAMlNG AND SHOUTlNG)
822
00:43:51,288 --> 00:43:54,248
Don't worry, people. l'll get us out.
823
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,416
(GRUNTS)
824
00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:58,711
Yeah, there you are.
825
00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:02,423
Uhh... That wasn't well thought-out.
826
00:44:02,507 --> 00:44:04,050
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
827
00:44:10,724 --> 00:44:12,058
(LAUGHS)
828
00:44:12,684 --> 00:44:16,646
No!
829
00:44:16,730 --> 00:44:18,564
l loved you!
830
00:44:18,649 --> 00:44:19,690
(DlALS)
831
00:44:19,775 --> 00:44:22,443
The Drawn Together gang is gone forever.
832
00:44:22,527 --> 00:44:24,528
Ok. We're on our way.
833
00:44:25,072 --> 00:44:26,155
(GRUNTS)
834
00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:30,785
(ALL SCREAM)
835
00:44:31,286 --> 00:44:33,913
Molly, this may be it for us.
836
00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:37,708
Commentary.
837
00:44:37,793 --> 00:44:39,710
-Commentary?
-Commonary.
838
00:44:39,795 --> 00:44:42,505
They usually have director's
commissary on these things.
839
00:44:42,589 --> 00:44:44,006
Let's listen to the commonary.
840
00:44:44,091 --> 00:44:46,175
Maybe they'll tell us
how to get out of here.
841
00:44:46,259 --> 00:44:48,511
lt's too late. We're all gonna die!
842
00:44:48,595 --> 00:44:50,179
We have to try!
843
00:44:51,390 --> 00:44:52,932
(SCREAMS)
844
00:44:53,392 --> 00:44:54,892
Menu.
845
00:44:54,976 --> 00:44:56,519
Commentary.
846
00:44:56,603 --> 00:44:57,978
Commentary on.
847
00:44:58,063 --> 00:44:59,772
And play!
848
00:44:59,856 --> 00:45:03,109
MATT: So, wow.
This movie just keeps on going.
849
00:45:03,193 --> 00:45:04,235
-lt's, uh...
-l hear them!
850
00:45:04,319 --> 00:45:05,695
-lt's a long thing... This movie...
-Help!
851
00:45:05,779 --> 00:45:08,781
-How do we get out of here?
-Shut the fuck up and listen!
852
00:45:08,865 --> 00:45:11,242
Actually might very well be a bad idea,
853
00:45:11,326 --> 00:45:14,537
but, um, Dave...
Dave, he needed the money.
854
00:45:14,621 --> 00:45:17,039
DAVE: Well, Matt...
Matt married into money.
855
00:45:17,124 --> 00:45:18,999
Who the hell would
ever want to listen to this?
856
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,544
MATT: lt used to be money.
Now, nobody has money...
857
00:45:21,628 --> 00:45:24,380
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Get to the point!
858
00:45:24,464 --> 00:45:26,132
All right. So now we got,
uh, we got the gang,
859
00:45:26,216 --> 00:45:28,342
we put them all in this pumpkin.
We put them underwater,
860
00:45:28,427 --> 00:45:30,886
and originally, this scene
wasn't even in the script at all.
861
00:45:30,971 --> 00:45:32,722
The only reason we did this is 'cause,
862
00:45:32,806 --> 00:45:34,598
well, we both thought
that I.S.R.A.E.L...
863
00:45:34,683 --> 00:45:37,476
We had to remind the audience that
l.S.R.A.E.L. is still chasing after them.
864
00:45:37,561 --> 00:45:38,936
DAVE: Well, you thought they had to.
865
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:41,105
l remember thinking
we didn't really need this whole scene.
866
00:45:41,189 --> 00:45:43,232
We were going with a new
production company, and...
867
00:45:43,316 --> 00:45:46,569
But l didn't want to fight with you.
l remember being so exhausted, at this point.
868
00:45:46,653 --> 00:45:48,404
My wife was, like, 9 months pregnant,
869
00:45:48,488 --> 00:45:49,947
and we were, like,
in the middle of moving, right?
870
00:45:50,031 --> 00:45:51,907
MATT: You're, like, the first person
that ever had a kid.
871
00:45:51,992 --> 00:45:53,117
That's how you act.
872
00:45:53,201 --> 00:45:55,536
DAVE: (LAUGHS AND STAMMERS)
l actually remember...
873
00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:59,081
l'm the first person that ever had a kid
and had to argue with you at the same time.
874
00:45:59,166 --> 00:46:01,292
You have got to be shitting me.
875
00:46:01,376 --> 00:46:03,043
MATT: How the hell are we going
to get them out of this scene?
876
00:46:03,128 --> 00:46:05,212
We don't have any ideas, and l think...
877
00:46:05,297 --> 00:46:06,589
l'm pretty sure you're the one who's like,
878
00:46:06,673 --> 00:46:08,507
"Hey, why don't they
just suck on Xandir's dick,
879
00:46:08,592 --> 00:46:10,217
"and Xandir's dick's got oxygen,"
880
00:46:10,302 --> 00:46:13,471
'cause you're always like... The first idea is,
"Hey, they can suck each other's dicks!"
881
00:46:13,555 --> 00:46:15,514
Oh, yeah. That's a good idea.
882
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:18,517
DAVE: l think your idea was,
"What ifXandir poos oxygen?"
883
00:46:18,602 --> 00:46:21,270
Oh, no. "What if he farts oxygen,
so they have to suck his ass?"
884
00:46:21,354 --> 00:46:22,563
So yours was that much better.
885
00:46:22,647 --> 00:46:24,315
-MATT: That's smarter.
-Oh, for the love of God.
886
00:46:24,399 --> 00:46:25,775
This is horrible!
887
00:46:25,859 --> 00:46:27,401
I don't even remember
how we got out of this.
888
00:46:27,486 --> 00:46:28,694
DAVE: Oh, you know what it was?
(CHUCKLES)
889
00:46:28,779 --> 00:46:30,154
This is how we come out
with a Iot of these scenes.
890
00:46:30,238 --> 00:46:32,031
lt's, like, who haven't we used in a while?
891
00:46:32,115 --> 00:46:35,451
Like, Ling-Ling? What if we pull his tail,
and he infIates Iike a raft?
892
00:46:35,535 --> 00:46:38,454
-That's fine, that's fine.
-So theyjust do that.
893
00:46:38,538 --> 00:46:40,122
MATT: At a certain point,
it's just like "whatever."
894
00:46:40,207 --> 00:46:45,002
Ooh, l gots an idea, gang.
Let's use Ling-Ling as an inflatable raft.
895
00:46:45,086 --> 00:46:47,463
DAVE: So, anyway, l guess if this
scene's going to be worth it at all,
896
00:46:47,547 --> 00:46:49,215
maybe we should at least see Foxxy's tits.
897
00:46:49,299 --> 00:46:50,800
-I'm in.
-But first,
898
00:46:50,884 --> 00:46:52,384
let me take off my shirt.
899
00:47:00,727 --> 00:47:01,727
(GRUNTS)
900
00:47:01,812 --> 00:47:03,646
(LlNG-LlNG GRUNTS)
901
00:47:04,231 --> 00:47:06,857
CAPTAlN HERO: Whoa! Unh!
902
00:47:07,275 --> 00:47:10,778
We made it! Whee! (LAUGHS)
903
00:47:10,862 --> 00:47:12,321
Nice tits, Foxxy.
904
00:47:12,405 --> 00:47:16,242
Good work, gang.
Now let's go find Toot.
905
00:47:16,743 --> 00:47:18,869
FOXXY: Now, the only one
we needed was Toot,
906
00:47:18,954 --> 00:47:24,959
so we set off on ourjourney to find her,
a journey of excitement and adventure,
907
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:28,546
mystery and mayhem, love and loss,
908
00:47:28,630 --> 00:47:32,174
a journey that carried us
to far-away lands
909
00:47:32,259 --> 00:47:38,848
and taught us so much about
what was right here inside us all along.
910
00:47:38,932 --> 00:47:43,394
A journey which would change us all forever.
911
00:47:43,478 --> 00:47:44,687
And then, we found her fat ass.
912
00:47:46,356 --> 00:47:49,358
Foxxy, what the hell are you doing here?
913
00:47:49,442 --> 00:47:52,236
We can't be seen together.
You'll get us killed.
914
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,863
Toot, you got to come with me.
915
00:47:53,947 --> 00:47:55,906
You not safe here anymore, fatty.
916
00:47:55,991 --> 00:47:59,034
You don't know that.
You don't know anything.
917
00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:00,494
l know this.
918
00:48:03,039 --> 00:48:04,623
(LAUGHS)
919
00:48:04,958 --> 00:48:07,585
ANNOUNCER: Put on your 3-D glasses now!
920
00:48:07,669 --> 00:48:08,878
3-D glasses not included.
921
00:48:08,962 --> 00:48:10,462
(WOMEN GROANlNG)
922
00:48:19,014 --> 00:48:21,390
FOXXY: Yeah, girl.
That's what the Foxxy want.
923
00:48:21,474 --> 00:48:23,559
(GASPS) One finger?
924
00:48:23,643 --> 00:48:26,645
Girl, you got to come back when
you can at least kick in a big toe.
925
00:48:26,730 --> 00:48:30,232
What are you guys doing? Making out?
926
00:48:30,317 --> 00:48:33,694
Hey, lady, less talky,
more threesome action.
927
00:48:33,778 --> 00:48:35,362
(MOANS)
928
00:48:40,327 --> 00:48:41,452
(WOMAN MOANS)
929
00:48:41,578 --> 00:48:42,703
(TOOT GRUNTS)
930
00:48:44,164 --> 00:48:46,123
(WOMAN GROANlNG)
931
00:48:46,541 --> 00:48:49,835
Yes! God damn it, l miss Drawn Together.
932
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:51,420
Hold on. Oh, my God!
933
00:48:51,504 --> 00:48:53,923
Where do you want it?
Where do you want it?
934
00:48:54,007 --> 00:48:55,299
Anywhere but the face.
935
00:48:55,383 --> 00:48:59,762
l mean, that is really degrading to women.
l mean, you could really...
936
00:48:59,846 --> 00:49:03,515
-l deserved that.
-You deserve to die.
937
00:49:05,435 --> 00:49:06,727
WOOLDOOR: Get out ofthere now!
938
00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:07,853
(GUNFlRE)
939
00:49:08,021 --> 00:49:09,104
Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
940
00:49:09,189 --> 00:49:10,814
-(SQUAWKS)
-(NEEDLE SCRATCHES)
941
00:49:12,067 --> 00:49:13,150
(GUNFlRE CONTlNUES)
942
00:49:13,234 --> 00:49:14,360
(CLANGS)
943
00:49:15,445 --> 00:49:18,030
Stop! l can't fly without my feather!
944
00:49:19,074 --> 00:49:21,450
(BOTH SCREAMlNG)
945
00:49:23,036 --> 00:49:24,036
(BOTH GRUNT)
946
00:49:24,204 --> 00:49:25,245
(BEEPlNG)
947
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,793
Got it! Let's go!
948
00:49:34,714 --> 00:49:35,923
(DlNOSAUR GROANS)
949
00:49:36,049 --> 00:49:37,257
(WOMEN SCREAM)
950
00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:44,181
Burn in hell, you fat
fucking homewrecking bitch!
951
00:49:44,265 --> 00:49:45,808
lt's a living.
952
00:49:45,892 --> 00:49:47,810
(LAUGH TRACK)
953
00:49:49,980 --> 00:49:51,814
Outrageous!
954
00:49:51,898 --> 00:49:54,817
How did you think you were
going to get away with this?
955
00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:57,778
A foul-mouthed clone of my daughter.
956
00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:01,448
What if some child actually thought
it was her using the word shitcunt?
957
00:50:01,533 --> 00:50:04,827
l understand. But we are taking measures.
958
00:50:04,911 --> 00:50:07,413
We are taking measures, too. Ooh!
959
00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:09,206
-(ELECTRlC WHlNE)
-What the...
960
00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:11,291
(EXPLOSlON)
961
00:50:12,585 --> 00:50:14,712
Target has been eliminated.
962
00:50:14,796 --> 00:50:18,007
Just to be on the safe side,
erase the whole place.
963
00:50:18,091 --> 00:50:21,844
And get back here when you're done.
There's been a change of plans.
964
00:50:21,928 --> 00:50:25,514
But sir, this is the happiest place on earth.
965
00:50:25,598 --> 00:50:28,475
lt was the happiest place on earth.
966
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:30,811
(LAUGHS)
967
00:50:30,895 --> 00:50:33,480
Erase it aII.
968
00:50:34,107 --> 00:50:36,108
CHOIR: lt's a world of laughter
969
00:50:37,444 --> 00:50:39,403
It's a world of sunshine
970
00:50:43,450 --> 00:50:45,743
(SlNGlNG AND MUSlC DlSTORT AND STOP)
971
00:50:45,827 --> 00:50:48,162
(GLASS SHATTERS AND METAL CLANGS)
972
00:50:50,957 --> 00:50:53,042
FOXXY: After we got Toot back from Bedrock,
973
00:50:53,126 --> 00:50:55,711
we immediately brought
her to Suck My Taint Girl.
974
00:50:55,795 --> 00:50:59,631
(GASPS) You're all here! Hooray!
975
00:50:59,716 --> 00:51:01,800
Wait. Where's Clara?
976
00:51:03,303 --> 00:51:07,264
FOXXY: And we told Suck My Taint Girl
the terribIe news about CIara.
977
00:51:07,348 --> 00:51:09,558
-What?
-She took it pretty hard.
978
00:51:09,642 --> 00:51:10,976
(CRYlNG)
979
00:51:11,061 --> 00:51:14,897
But after a long talk and
a respectaful memoryial service,
980
00:51:14,981 --> 00:51:18,317
Suck My Taint Girl agreed to
take us to Make-A-Point Land,
981
00:51:18,401 --> 00:51:22,404
help us find the Make-A-Point wizard, get
our point, and get our show back on the air,
982
00:51:22,489 --> 00:51:26,825
hence redeeming myself for
getting us all into this mess in the first place.
983
00:51:28,536 --> 00:51:31,038
Uh, why did you say all that?
984
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:34,166
Sorry, giving confessionals
is a hard habit to break.
985
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:36,502
Well, it seems kind of crazy.
986
00:51:36,795 --> 00:51:37,836
(GRUNTS)
987
00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:41,757
You know what's crazy?
You ass-bags dragging me here.
988
00:51:41,841 --> 00:51:45,469
When my Barney comes for me,
you'll all get yours.
989
00:51:45,553 --> 00:51:47,805
(LAUGHS)
990
00:51:48,139 --> 00:51:50,432
This is great and all, but can we
get going to Make-A-Point Land
991
00:51:50,517 --> 00:51:51,767
before l.S.R.A.E.L. finds us?
992
00:51:51,851 --> 00:51:53,477
Tain't no time like the present.
993
00:51:53,561 --> 00:51:54,853
But remember,
994
00:51:54,938 --> 00:51:59,316
there are lots of magical and mysterious
creatures in Make-A-Point Land,
995
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,776
and they don't take too kindly
996
00:52:00,860 --> 00:52:04,530
to those who are disgusting
for the sake of being disgusting.
997
00:52:04,823 --> 00:52:06,532
(ALL GRUNTlNG)
998
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:11,745
What? l'm sorry. l got distracted.
What were you saying?
999
00:52:13,706 --> 00:52:17,584
l was saying it's time we go.
Let's taint the town brown!
1000
00:52:18,628 --> 00:52:20,921
(WHlRRlNG)
1001
00:52:25,218 --> 00:52:26,885
(ALL GASP)
1002
00:52:28,596 --> 00:52:32,933
Uh, question. Why is your ship
plugged into the ass of that animal?
1003
00:52:33,017 --> 00:52:34,601
(MOOS)
1004
00:52:34,686 --> 00:52:39,398
Oh, Mr. Ham. l'm so glad you asked,
because you're going to love this.
1005
00:52:39,482 --> 00:52:44,153
This ship is powered by... Wait for it...
1006
00:52:44,237 --> 00:52:45,279
Poo!
1007
00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:46,780
(FLATULATlNG)
1008
00:52:47,782 --> 00:52:51,535
A feces-fueled rocket ship? That's awesome!
1009
00:52:51,619 --> 00:52:55,080
Yep. This ship is an ear of corn
powered by bull shit
1010
00:52:55,165 --> 00:52:59,585
because, don't you see, ethanol is bullshit.
1011
00:52:59,919 --> 00:53:01,879
Oh, yeah. l get it.
1012
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:05,507
l kind of liked it better when
it was just a shit-powered rocket.
1013
00:53:05,592 --> 00:53:06,717
(RUMBLlNG)
1014
00:53:06,801 --> 00:53:09,011
SECOND MAN: T-minus 5, 4,
1015
00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:11,847
3, 2, 1 .
1016
00:53:11,931 --> 00:53:13,432
Liftoff.
1017
00:53:13,516 --> 00:53:15,100
(FLATULATlNG)
1018
00:53:19,898 --> 00:53:21,481
Well, l gotta hit the head.
1019
00:53:21,566 --> 00:53:23,859
Don't go changing while l'm away. (LAUGHS)
1020
00:53:27,488 --> 00:53:29,823
(SCOFFS) l am sick of it
just being the 2 of us.
1021
00:53:29,908 --> 00:53:30,908
Ohh.
1022
00:53:30,992 --> 00:53:33,869
Playing hot potato just sucks
without my beloved Hero.
1023
00:53:33,953 --> 00:53:35,829
And l love hot potato!
1024
00:53:35,914 --> 00:53:39,875
MAN: Ling-Ling make sad realization
1025
00:53:39,959 --> 00:53:43,962
Xandir's heart is with another
1026
00:53:44,130 --> 00:53:48,884
if Ling-Ling really loves Xandir
like he says he does
1027
00:53:48,968 --> 00:53:52,721
He'll help Xandir get back Hero
1028
00:53:52,805 --> 00:53:54,264
(SCREECHES)
1029
00:53:58,686 --> 00:53:59,895
What? Molly!
1030
00:53:59,979 --> 00:54:02,356
You promised me we'd go to prom together!
1031
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:05,108
l can't believe you would do this to me!
1032
00:54:05,193 --> 00:54:06,693
(CRlES)
1033
00:54:07,820 --> 00:54:09,238
Later
1034
00:54:10,698 --> 00:54:13,742
Guys, it's over between me and Molly.
1035
00:54:13,826 --> 00:54:15,118
(CRlES)
1036
00:54:15,203 --> 00:54:20,540
Oh, there you go. lt's ok.
Cry on my shoulder, darling.
1037
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:24,086
-Hyah!
-Look, Make-A-Point Land!
1038
00:54:24,170 --> 00:54:25,420
Where? l can't see it.
1039
00:54:25,505 --> 00:54:26,838
lt's right over there between
1040
00:54:26,923 --> 00:54:28,924
Why-You-So-Bitter-
About-Being-Canceled Land
1041
00:54:29,008 --> 00:54:31,551
and You-Had-3-Or-4-Seasons,
You-Should-Be-Happy-With-What-You-Got,
1042
00:54:31,636 --> 00:54:33,136
Most-Shows-Don't-Even-Get-That Land.
1043
00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:41,395
Hold onto my taint, everyone!
lt's going to be a rough landing.
1044
00:54:42,522 --> 00:54:44,064
(FLATULATES)
1045
00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:46,441
(ALL SCREAM)
1046
00:54:50,571 --> 00:54:54,283
Here we are, Make-A-Point Land!
1047
00:54:55,702 --> 00:54:58,412
ANNOUNCER: Put on your 3-D glasses now!
1048
00:54:58,496 --> 00:55:00,163
3-D glasses not included.
1049
00:55:01,541 --> 00:55:03,667
(DOOR WHlRS)
1050
00:55:03,751 --> 00:55:05,711
ALL: Ooh!
1051
00:55:06,879 --> 00:55:11,758
TOOT: 3-D! The technology
of the eighties, but it's now!
1052
00:55:11,843 --> 00:55:13,218
(MUTTERlNG)
1053
00:55:14,178 --> 00:55:15,721
Whoa! Whoa!
1054
00:55:19,892 --> 00:55:21,143
(GRUNTlNG)
1055
00:55:21,311 --> 00:55:23,312
(lNDlSTlNCT)
1056
00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:31,403
(GRUNTS)
1057
00:55:31,487 --> 00:55:32,529
lt looks fake.
1058
00:55:32,613 --> 00:55:35,907
Let's move quickly, and don't
taint any attention to yourselves.
1059
00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:39,870
(WlND HOWLS) Huh?
1060
00:55:40,413 --> 00:55:44,082
-That's a fetus tornado.
-Huh? A fetus tornado?
1061
00:55:44,167 --> 00:55:49,171
Don't you see? People just go round and
round when it comes to stem cell research.
1062
00:55:49,255 --> 00:55:51,006
Well. Not as funny.
1063
00:55:51,549 --> 00:55:55,010
Ray-Ray 2 through 7! Mama love you!
1064
00:55:59,599 --> 00:56:01,475
-SPANKY: Cool!
-(ROARS)
1065
00:56:03,227 --> 00:56:06,021
The Pfizersaurus Rex! Don't you see?
1066
00:56:06,105 --> 00:56:08,857
lf we keep listening to
the pharmaceutical companies,
1067
00:56:08,941 --> 00:56:11,818
one day, we, too, will be extinct.
1068
00:56:11,903 --> 00:56:13,445
Not so cool anymore.
1069
00:56:13,529 --> 00:56:15,197
Come on, gang. Let's keep moving
1070
00:56:15,281 --> 00:56:18,033
before we get spotted by
floating Tom Brokaw made of semen.
1071
00:56:18,117 --> 00:56:22,037
Floating Tom Brokaw made of semen?
What the fuck is his point?
1072
00:56:22,121 --> 00:56:27,626
Maybe that the media is dumb
and superficial and delicious?
1073
00:56:28,669 --> 00:56:30,921
Look! The wizard's palace!
1074
00:56:33,841 --> 00:56:34,883
(ALL SCREAM)
1075
00:56:34,967 --> 00:56:35,926
(ROARS)
1076
00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:40,055
(GASPS) Oh, no! lt's the Giant
Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
1077
00:56:40,139 --> 00:56:42,099
(ROARS)
1078
00:56:42,183 --> 00:56:43,392
(GULPS)
1079
00:56:43,476 --> 00:56:48,730
Fee, fi, fo, fums!
l smell pointless abominations!
1080
00:56:48,815 --> 00:56:51,566
(GULPS) l must kill you!
1081
00:56:51,651 --> 00:56:52,818
(ROARS)
1082
00:56:52,902 --> 00:56:53,985
(ALL SCREAM)
1083
00:56:54,070 --> 00:56:56,405
Wait, Giant Who Shits lnto His Own Mouth!
1084
00:56:56,489 --> 00:56:58,573
Now, l know my Drawn Togetherfriends
1085
00:56:58,658 --> 00:57:01,743
are stupid, pointless, crude creatures
of mediocre comedy.
1086
00:57:01,828 --> 00:57:06,415
That's why l brought them here.
To get a point. You can't kill them!
1087
00:57:06,499 --> 00:57:09,626
l can do anything l want! (GULPS)
1088
00:57:09,710 --> 00:57:12,963
Except get the taste of shit out of my mouth.
1089
00:57:13,047 --> 00:57:14,339
(GULPS)
1090
00:57:14,715 --> 00:57:17,801
Hold up, Giant Who
Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
1091
00:57:17,885 --> 00:57:20,595
You saying you don't like eating shit?
1092
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:25,392
l eat shit all day, every day, 24/7.
Of course l don't like it.
1093
00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:28,854
(GULPS) But it's how l was born.
1094
00:57:29,397 --> 00:57:31,231
(SNlFFLES)
1095
00:57:31,315 --> 00:57:34,818
Well, what if we help you?
Then would you let us go?
1096
00:57:34,902 --> 00:57:36,820
Mmm-hmm. (GULPS)
1097
00:57:37,113 --> 00:57:41,283
(GASPS) lf only we had something
we could tie to the giant's head
1098
00:57:41,367 --> 00:57:44,202
to interrupt the flow of poop.
1099
00:57:46,998 --> 00:57:48,331
(BELL DlNGS)
1100
00:57:49,959 --> 00:57:53,044
(GASPS) lt's working! lt's working!
1101
00:57:58,509 --> 00:57:59,718
ALL: Amen.
1102
00:57:59,802 --> 00:58:02,804
Hallelujah. Your way talking. Whoo!
1103
00:58:02,889 --> 00:58:06,641
l... l can't taste shit,
for the first time in my whole life!
1104
00:58:06,726 --> 00:58:08,810
Thank you! Oh, thank you!
1105
00:58:08,895 --> 00:58:12,397
l'm finally free! l can eat whatever l want now!
1106
00:58:12,482 --> 00:58:13,565
Anything!
1107
00:58:13,649 --> 00:58:16,568
That's right, Giant. Anything!
1108
00:58:18,404 --> 00:58:19,905
Uhh...
1109
00:58:20,448 --> 00:58:21,740
Would you shit in my mouth?
1110
00:58:23,784 --> 00:58:26,661
Well, guys, here we are.
1111
00:58:26,746 --> 00:58:28,330
ALL: Ooh!
1112
00:58:29,165 --> 00:58:30,749
lmpressive.
1113
00:58:31,042 --> 00:58:34,377
Thanks, Suck My Taint Girl.
The Make-A-Point wizard's got to help.
1114
00:58:34,462 --> 00:58:35,921
He's just gotta.
1115
00:58:36,005 --> 00:58:40,050
Uh, any chance there's a
Wrap-This-Thing-Up-Already wizard in there?
1116
00:58:41,052 --> 00:58:44,513
l can't believe the MakeA-Point wizard
finally gave me my point.
1117
00:58:44,597 --> 00:58:47,390
Of course! l represent the
duality of goodness and martyrdom
1118
00:58:47,475 --> 00:58:50,602
and the unencumbered id that is repressed
when religion meets sexuality.
1119
00:58:50,686 --> 00:58:52,187
And crab.
1120
00:58:53,105 --> 00:58:54,397
-(SlGHS)
-Come on.
1121
00:58:54,482 --> 00:58:56,942
Let's get ourselves back on the air.
1122
00:58:58,653 --> 00:58:59,945
(ALL GASP)
1123
00:59:00,029 --> 00:59:04,407
Who has come forth seeking a point, hmm?
1124
00:59:05,535 --> 00:59:10,956
Your Majesty, l humbly present to you
what's left of the Drawn Togethergang.
1125
00:59:12,124 --> 00:59:16,920
Oh, my. You kids have
caused quite a bit of trouble.
1126
00:59:17,004 --> 00:59:20,674
Honestly, l don't
even think a point can help.
1127
00:59:20,758 --> 00:59:21,800
(CHUCKLES)
1128
00:59:21,884 --> 00:59:24,553
You Honor, dis is our only shot.
1129
00:59:24,637 --> 00:59:29,266
lf we don't get the Drawn Together
back on TV, we ain't never gonna be safe.
1130
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:32,185
Please, Mr. Wizard. Without my TV persona,
1131
00:59:32,270 --> 00:59:34,688
l'm just another 33-year-old
schizophrenic drug addict
1132
00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,731
with jaundice and several deformities.
1133
00:59:36,816 --> 00:59:41,069
Fine, fine. Sheesh! l'll give you a point.
1134
00:59:41,153 --> 00:59:44,239
(DRAWN TOGETHER CAST
CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
1135
00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:02,257
(LAUGHTER)
1136
01:00:06,679 --> 01:00:09,055
ALL: Ohh.
1137
01:00:09,140 --> 01:00:10,348
WOOLDOOR: lmpressive.
1138
01:00:10,725 --> 01:00:12,767
Well, this is it, y'all.
1139
01:00:12,852 --> 01:00:15,604
We's about to get our point,
get back on the air,
1140
01:00:15,688 --> 01:00:18,356
and things can finally
get back to the way they was.
1141
01:00:18,441 --> 01:00:20,358
(ALL CHEER)
1142
01:00:21,694 --> 01:00:22,736
(GASPS)
1143
01:00:22,820 --> 01:00:24,529
SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Don't you see?
1144
01:00:24,614 --> 01:00:29,451
Don't you see? Don't you see?
1145
01:00:30,703 --> 01:00:32,621
Wait! Maybe we shouldn't open it.
1146
01:00:32,705 --> 01:00:35,123
What the fuck are you talking about, Spanky?
1147
01:00:35,207 --> 01:00:36,583
Yeah! Just open it!
1148
01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:40,003
This doesn't seem right.
l mean, maybe we don't want a point.
1149
01:00:40,087 --> 01:00:43,632
Don't you see? lf l can't fart or vomit
1150
01:00:43,716 --> 01:00:48,053
or fill up an ice tray with the
afterbirth of Foxxy's miscarriage
1151
01:00:48,137 --> 01:00:52,766
and hand them out as ice pops to
terminally ill children on my hospital tours
1152
01:00:52,850 --> 01:00:58,104
without making some kind of point,
then maybe it's just not worth it.
1153
01:01:05,488 --> 01:01:10,367
And l don't want to let dead chicks
fuck me in my mouth for social commentary.
1154
01:01:10,451 --> 01:01:14,037
l mean, what's wrong with just
doing it 'cause it makes me feel good?
1155
01:01:14,121 --> 01:01:16,623
And l sure do like
getting pregnant for no reason.
1156
01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:18,875
You know what? l agree with the pig.
1157
01:01:18,959 --> 01:01:20,335
Thank you.
1158
01:01:20,419 --> 01:01:22,504
So, Mr. Make-A-Point wizard,
1159
01:01:22,588 --> 01:01:25,298
l guess we don't want
to make-a-point after all.
1160
01:01:25,383 --> 01:01:26,925
Maybe that's the point.
1161
01:01:27,009 --> 01:01:28,510
Mmm.
1162
01:01:29,929 --> 01:01:31,096
Fuck you guys!
1163
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:34,474
l need Drawn Together!
Otherwise, l don't exist!
1164
01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:37,686
-No, wait! lt's...
-What the...
1165
01:01:38,145 --> 01:01:39,187
Huh?
1166
01:01:39,271 --> 01:01:40,897
(SPEAKS BACKWARDS)
1167
01:01:40,981 --> 01:01:42,023
Whee!
1168
01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:43,525
(ALL SCREAM AND EXCLAlM)
1169
01:01:43,609 --> 01:01:45,527
-Wooldoor!
-What the fuck, wizard?
1170
01:01:45,611 --> 01:01:50,865
l'm sorry. l had no choice.
They said they'd kill me.
1171
01:01:50,950 --> 01:01:52,492
Who would kill you?
1172
01:01:52,576 --> 01:01:55,912
Hello there, Drawn Togethergang.
1173
01:01:55,996 --> 01:01:57,205
(ALL GASP)
1174
01:01:57,289 --> 01:02:00,959
lt's a pleasure to finally meet you face to face.
1175
01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:04,212
So you the dick that's been trying to kill us.
1176
01:02:04,296 --> 01:02:06,715
How the hell did you even
know we was coming here?
1177
01:02:06,799 --> 01:02:09,008
-l told them.
-(ALL GASP)
1178
01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:10,468
Suck My Taint Girl?
1179
01:02:13,139 --> 01:02:16,599
Roved you?
Drawn Together is the lamest show ever!
1180
01:02:16,684 --> 01:02:19,394
Watching it was like watching taint dry.
1181
01:02:19,478 --> 01:02:23,064
And if l let you get a point,
you might get your timeslot back.
1182
01:02:23,149 --> 01:02:25,108
Why the fuck would l do that?
1183
01:02:25,192 --> 01:02:27,944
(LAUGHS)
1184
01:02:28,028 --> 01:02:29,237
Damn that girl.
1185
01:02:29,321 --> 01:02:32,907
Like my lawn after a visit from that klansman
with short-term memory loss,
1186
01:02:32,992 --> 01:02:34,367
we've been double crossed.
1187
01:02:34,452 --> 01:02:36,578
-Nice work, honey.
-Thanks, Scott.
1188
01:02:36,662 --> 01:02:38,997
-Mmm.
-That's right. Suck my taint.
1189
01:02:39,081 --> 01:02:41,958
Damn you, Suck My Taint Girl.
You betrayed us.
1190
01:02:42,042 --> 01:02:44,127
And then, you didn't
even give us a fair fight.
1191
01:02:44,211 --> 01:02:47,672
Sometimes, l don't know if
you're an asshole or a pussy,
1192
01:02:47,757 --> 01:02:49,382
or something in between.
1193
01:02:49,467 --> 01:02:51,009
(MOANlNG AND SLURPlNG)
1194
01:02:53,220 --> 01:02:55,221
Now, l.S.R.A.E.L.,
1195
01:02:55,306 --> 01:02:59,517
on behalf of my dead wife and
daughter from a previous marriage,
1196
01:02:59,602 --> 01:03:01,436
erase them all!
1197
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:02,854
(THUNDER)
1198
01:03:02,938 --> 01:03:04,022
(WHlRRlNG)
1199
01:03:04,190 --> 01:03:05,273
Don't worry.
1200
01:03:05,357 --> 01:03:08,860
Barney will be here any second to save us.
l just know it.
1201
01:03:17,244 --> 01:03:21,748
At least we're going to die together,
Drawn Together.
1202
01:03:22,541 --> 01:03:24,709
(LAUGHTER)
1203
01:03:27,046 --> 01:03:30,715
Please, l.S.R.A.E.L., l know
they're obscene, pointless rip-offs,
1204
01:03:30,800 --> 01:03:34,344
but l... l... Love them.
1205
01:03:34,428 --> 01:03:35,970
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
1206
01:03:36,055 --> 01:03:39,349
Move, Jew Producer,
or l will destroy you as well.
1207
01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,726
You can't do this, l.S.R.A.E.L. Don't you see?
1208
01:03:41,811 --> 01:03:45,688
Even though everyone hates the Drawn
Togethergang, they have a right to exist.
1209
01:03:45,773 --> 01:03:48,650
Surely you understand that,
don't you, l.S.R.A.E.L.?
1210
01:03:48,734 --> 01:03:50,485
(WEAPON WHlRRlNG)
1211
01:03:50,569 --> 01:03:52,862
(WHlRRlNG STOPS)
1212
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:59,327
l.S.R.A.E.L. doesn't want to destroy.
l.S.R.A.E.L. wants to peacefully coexist.
1213
01:04:00,162 --> 01:04:03,498
(SIGHS) That's all l.S.R.A.E.L. ever wanted.
1214
01:04:03,582 --> 01:04:05,291
ALL: Phew.
1215
01:04:05,376 --> 01:04:08,086
No wonder everyone hates you, l.S.R.A.E.L.
1216
01:04:08,170 --> 01:04:11,381
You're so goddamn aggravating.
1217
01:04:11,465 --> 01:04:15,677
l said destroy them, you fucking idiot!
1218
01:04:15,761 --> 01:04:19,055
That's it! I.S.R.A.E.L. wiII not Iet
you bully her around anymore.
1219
01:04:19,139 --> 01:04:20,515
-(GRUNTS)
-(lNDlSTlNCT)
1220
01:04:20,599 --> 01:04:22,100
(ALL CHEER AND EXCLAlM)
1221
01:04:22,184 --> 01:04:24,978
l.S.R.A.E.L. really is our greatest ally.
1222
01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:26,354
(GRUNTS)
1223
01:04:26,438 --> 01:04:27,647
(ALL GASP AND EXCLAlM)
1224
01:04:27,731 --> 01:04:28,857
That's a bit much.
1225
01:04:28,941 --> 01:04:31,693
l.S.R.A.E.L.'s going
a bit overboard again.
1226
01:04:31,777 --> 01:04:35,071
(GASPS AND COUGHS)
1227
01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,574
(LAUGHS)
1228
01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:42,453
Why in the hell are you laughing?
You're gonna die.
1229
01:04:42,538 --> 01:04:45,039
Because of this.
1230
01:04:45,124 --> 01:04:46,457
(WHlRRlNG AND BEEPlNG)
1231
01:04:46,542 --> 01:04:47,959
(SCREAMS)
1232
01:04:51,213 --> 01:04:52,338
(THUDS)
1233
01:04:52,423 --> 01:04:58,636
l have enough e-5 to destroy
all of MakeA-Point Land.
1234
01:04:58,721 --> 01:05:03,808
Looks like l'll be enjoying
the Drawn Togethergang in hell!
1235
01:05:03,893 --> 01:05:06,185
(LAUGHTER)
1236
01:05:08,522 --> 01:05:10,857
You gots a real weird sense of humor.
1237
01:05:10,941 --> 01:05:13,151
Hero, do something!
1238
01:05:13,235 --> 01:05:16,821
l miss Molly! (CRlES)
1239
01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,117
Looks like it's up to ol' fatass again.
1240
01:05:23,203 --> 01:05:24,829
Unh!
1241
01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,332
(GRUNTS)
1242
01:05:29,001 --> 01:05:33,379
(GASPS) Whoa.
That is totally not what l meant to do.
1243
01:05:33,464 --> 01:05:36,174
The Drawn Togethergang must die!
1244
01:05:36,258 --> 01:05:38,760
Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
1245
01:05:38,844 --> 01:05:43,473
Everyone, run, run!
Don't worry about the old...
1246
01:05:43,557 --> 01:05:47,352
Um, they left, like, 5 minutes ago.
1247
01:05:47,686 --> 01:05:48,978
-(ALL SCREAMlNG)
-Guys!
1248
01:05:49,063 --> 01:05:51,356
l haven't been laid in 6 months!
1249
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:54,734
l have an erection right now,
and l don't know how long it will last!
1250
01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:56,569
l'm just putting that out there.
1251
01:05:56,779 --> 01:05:59,989
(GRUNTS) Tain't yours! Taint give it to me!
1252
01:06:00,074 --> 01:06:01,950
Ok, but first, give it to me!
1253
01:06:02,034 --> 01:06:06,454
Don't you see? lf people
all over the world would just...
1254
01:06:06,538 --> 01:06:08,581
-Oh.
-SUCK MY TAlNT GlRL: Wuh-whoah.
1255
01:06:08,666 --> 01:06:11,668
Next year in Jerusalem!
1256
01:06:18,759 --> 01:06:20,218
FOXXY: Oh, Lordy!
1257
01:06:20,302 --> 01:06:23,972
Fuck yeah! l'm going to
escape the fuck out of this shit!
1258
01:06:24,348 --> 01:06:26,057
Where the hell are you... Aah!
1259
01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:28,559
Oh, Barney!
1260
01:06:31,522 --> 01:06:34,607
l knew you'd come for me!
l just knew it!
1261
01:06:34,692 --> 01:06:37,360
Uh, yeah. Actually, l just came to tell you
1262
01:06:37,444 --> 01:06:40,321
l worked out everything with my wife.
So we have to end our affair.
1263
01:06:40,406 --> 01:06:42,073
Sorry. Here.
1264
01:06:42,157 --> 01:06:43,449
(RATTLES)
1265
01:06:43,534 --> 01:06:44,993
lt's a living.
1266
01:06:45,077 --> 01:06:46,452
(LAUGH TRACK)
1267
01:06:46,537 --> 01:06:47,787
(CHUCKLES)
1268
01:06:47,871 --> 01:06:49,122
Oh, damn it.
1269
01:06:50,082 --> 01:06:51,916
(ALL SCREAMlNG)
1270
01:06:52,501 --> 01:06:55,086
Oh, Lordy! Oh, now what we gonna do?
1271
01:06:55,170 --> 01:06:58,172
Oh, my God! Get us the fuck out of here!
1272
01:06:58,257 --> 01:06:59,507
Help!
1273
01:06:59,591 --> 01:07:01,384
(SCREAMlNG CONTlNUES)
1274
01:07:01,468 --> 01:07:04,429
Hey, you guys!
1275
01:07:07,516 --> 01:07:10,351
(ROARlNG)
1276
01:07:15,274 --> 01:07:17,108
(GRUNTS)
1277
01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:23,698
(ALL CHEERlNG AND TALKlNG AT ONCE)
1278
01:07:23,782 --> 01:07:26,242
ANNOUNCER: Take offyour 3-D glasses now.
1279
01:07:26,326 --> 01:07:27,910
3-D glasses not included.
1280
01:07:36,795 --> 01:07:38,921
Yeah, but at least we're alive,
1281
01:07:39,006 --> 01:07:43,051
thanks to you, Giant Who
No Longer Shits lnto His Own Mouth.
1282
01:07:43,135 --> 01:07:44,719
lt's the least l could do.
1283
01:07:44,803 --> 01:07:47,889
l wish there was some way
l could help you get back on the air.
1284
01:07:47,973 --> 01:07:49,307
l think l can help.
1285
01:07:49,808 --> 01:07:53,561
Jew Son! Oh, l'm so sorry about your father.
1286
01:07:53,645 --> 01:07:56,898
lt's ok. He died saving those he loved.
1287
01:07:56,982 --> 01:07:58,274
-(COUGHS) Fag.
Ahem. Jew's a homo.
1288
01:07:58,358 --> 01:08:01,569
And now that he's gone,
l'm taking over the family business.
1289
01:08:06,492 --> 01:08:10,578
Uh, l don't think so,
but l do have a surprise for you.
1290
01:08:10,662 --> 01:08:13,956
-(GASPS) Papa?
-Even better!
1291
01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:16,959
l pulled some Jew strings
1292
01:08:17,044 --> 01:08:19,128
and l think l can get you
1293
01:08:19,213 --> 01:08:22,131
a Direct-to-DVD movie!
1294
01:08:22,424 --> 01:08:25,259
(GASPS) For real-real, not for play-play?
1295
01:08:25,344 --> 01:08:29,305
Yes, Foxxy, for real-real, not for play-play.
1296
01:08:29,389 --> 01:08:32,558
(ALL CHEERlNG AND EXCLAlMlNG)
1297
01:08:32,643 --> 01:08:34,769
Well, no offense to you guys,
1298
01:08:34,853 --> 01:08:39,774
but l don't want to be in a Direct-to-DVD
movie if it doesn't have a happy ending.
1299
01:08:39,858 --> 01:08:42,193
-Hero, look who l found!
-(GRUNTS)
1300
01:08:42,277 --> 01:08:43,778
Molly!
1301
01:08:45,239 --> 01:08:47,824
Oh, l love it when she does that.
1302
01:08:50,786 --> 01:08:52,995
Hey, there, baby. How you doin'?
1303
01:08:54,706 --> 01:08:56,040
You like shitting in people's mouths, right?
1304
01:08:57,751 --> 01:09:02,505
What, Molly? Of course, l'd love
to let you fuck me in my mouth,
1305
01:09:02,589 --> 01:09:07,510
but not tonight,
'cause tonight is guys' night.
1306
01:09:07,594 --> 01:09:10,138
(ALL LAUGHlNG)
1307
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:16,352
(WHlRS AND BEEPS)
1308
01:09:16,436 --> 01:09:17,520
Aw, shitcunt.
1309
01:09:18,981 --> 01:09:20,398
(LAUGHTER STOPS)
1310
01:09:22,818 --> 01:09:24,235
Why don't you suck
1311
01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:31,450
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
1312
01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:34,787
-Suck my stinky little taint
-Suck my taint
1313
01:09:34,872 --> 01:09:37,582
-Suck my taint
-Suck my taint
1314
01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:39,333
Suck my taint
1315
01:09:39,418 --> 01:09:44,797
Come on, and suck my stinky little taint
1316
01:09:54,433 --> 01:09:58,686
Take it up the ass, metaphorically
1317
01:09:59,313 --> 01:10:03,733
Suck on a massive dong, allegorically
1318
01:10:04,234 --> 01:10:08,613
Slather spewing dung
across a sweaty symbolic ass
1319
01:10:08,989 --> 01:10:13,284
And we can make this fuck all a better world
1320
01:10:14,286 --> 01:10:18,497
When you crap yourself, it's an opportunity
1321
01:10:18,832 --> 01:10:23,461
To scoop up the excrement and eat it
1322
01:10:24,129 --> 01:10:28,466
Thereby showing how
you can jizz on a rotting cow
1323
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:33,054
And make this fuck all a better world
1324
01:10:33,138 --> 01:10:35,765
Just make a point with your vomit
1325
01:10:35,849 --> 01:10:38,184
Make a point with unbridled mayhem
1326
01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:42,605
When you make a point to
teach the boys and girls
1327
01:10:42,689 --> 01:10:45,733
That you can make a point
by eating the puke chunks
1328
01:10:45,817 --> 01:10:48,194
And make a point by cannibalizing ears
1329
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:53,157
Make a point and make
this fuck all a better world
1330
01:10:53,825 --> 01:10:55,618
Gargle a glop of snot
1331
01:10:55,702 --> 01:10:58,704
Then swallow it, metaphorically
1332
01:10:58,789 --> 01:11:03,125
Fondle a donkey's cock
while felching it, allegorically
1333
01:11:03,210 --> 01:11:08,089
Beat off into
a Christmas stocking, mockingly
1334
01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:12,802
And make this fuck all a better world
1335
01:11:12,886 --> 01:11:18,808
Make a point and make
this fuck all a better world
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