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Previously on
Overcompensating...
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Tonight sets the
tone for the rest of college.
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You're a dude who fucks, or nah.
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Like, I just need you to
have a night-one hookup.
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I'm Benny.
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Carmen.
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Damn, who's this?
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You're my brother, not
the other way around.
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Look at those tits.
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- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
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- Oh!
- My fucking eye!
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Is this Intro to Film Studies?
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♪ Whoo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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- ♪ Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Eve's that girl ♪
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I'm Carmen, hi.
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- ♪ Yo, uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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- ♪ What's my name y'all? ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
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- ♪ Eve's that girl ♪
- ♪ Uh, c'mon, c'mon ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- ♪ C'mon, c'mon ♪
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- ♪ Eve's that girl ♪
- ♪ Uh ♪
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- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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- Hey, you.
- Um?
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What's the swear
count in Pulp Fiction?
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Hi. What?
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How many takes did Kubrick
make Shelley Duvall...
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148.
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Morning, everyone.
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We are, in fact, gathered
here to study cinema,
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but you may learn a
thing or two about life.
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I once said,
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"You never know who someone is, until
they tell you their favorite film."
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So let's go around the room.
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The Godfather.
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{\an8}The Godfather.
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You, sir.
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- Me?
- Yes.
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Yeah, um, my
favorite movie is...
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Film!
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Your favorite film!
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Film, yes.
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So, my favorite film is...
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The Godfather.
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- Fucking classic, man!
- Oh, my. Yeah.
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- Oh, good.
- Great film.
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This gentleman here.
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Oh, uh, hi.
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I'm Miles.
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Uh, my favorite film
is The Godfather...
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Part II.
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Hi, Professor McClellan?
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They give me five minutes between classes
for lunch, so this had better be urgent.
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Well, the registrar must
have double-scheduled me
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in a film class at this time,
so, uh, I was just wondering
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if you had another Econ
101 class I could take.
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So the answer is, "No,
Professor. It's not urgent"?
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But, yes, you can join
Wednesday's early class.
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How early?
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Perfect. Thank you.
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And I don't even really
know why I did it.
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It's not like I have a huge
interest in film or anything,
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but I don't know, it just felt
like something new to try, I guess.
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Yeah, totally.
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All right, we have to join
whatever club Han Solo picks.
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Done.
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Who was she in high school?
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She was the "it girl" 100%.
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Her senior pics were
taken on train tracks.
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Mm-hmm. She had Viva La
Juicy perfume in her locker.
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- She smelled like vanilla farts.
- She won Best Hair.
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And her dad would play beer pong
with all her friends in the basement.
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And he'd be like,
"Give me your keys."
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{\an8}Oh. Looks
like we have our club.
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{\an8}Oh, God, no. My sister
does Adopt a Grandparent.
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{\an8}I think she's just hoping they die quickly
and leave her something in the will.
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Mmm. Love that for her.
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Maybe we should pivot?
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Oh. Toe shoes?
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{\an8}Cross-country?
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It's life.
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- Full-on cult.
- Oh, yeah.
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They used to eat at
Red Robin after races.
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Yum.
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And play too much Never Have I Ever,
despite never having done anything ever.
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Absolutely.
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- Okay. Maybe they've done some stuff.
- Yeah.
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Okay, him.
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, actually, he's okay.
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He sat next to me in class.
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So, have you always been
into, like, creative writing?
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Nah.
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Rate My Professor gave her a chili
pepper and said it was easy, so...
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Same.
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Hey, are you good
at English and shit?
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Well, I'm fluent.
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Sick.
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Uh, I got three
games this weekend,
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and I really gotta submit
this paper before I leave.
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- Maybe you tutor me?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. No, yeah.
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- Sick.
- Sick.
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So sick.
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Ebola.
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He's super shy, but I can tell
he has a really good heart.
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Yeah.
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He seems really soft and gentle.
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- Mmm.
- Big teddy bear.
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Okay, you never just see one
jock. They always travel in a pack.
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Like, individually they
don't matter, but as a group,
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they can hide and hang on
to that high school glory.
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So bleak.
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Oh, shit, I forgot.
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You said you were a
sports guy in high school.
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Oh, yeah.
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Who were you?
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I don't know.
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Just, you know, regular.
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Okay, well, she was definitely
a hometown hottie.
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♪ Yo, yo, yo they wanna know ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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- ♪ Uh, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Eve's that girl ♪
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- ♪ Uh, yo, yo, yo, yo, c'mon, c'mon ♪
- ♪ La la la la la la la la la la la ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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Oh, m...
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- You?
- Emily.
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Hey.
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- Carmen.
- Yes.
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Oh, my God, you grew.
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It's so good to see
you. Oh, my God.
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I had zero clue you
were going here.
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- So random.
- Surprise.
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This is Emily. Emily and I
went to high school together.
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Emily, this is Benny.
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Aw, Benny.
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I love that name.
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Love the name Emily.
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Isn't it so pretty?
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And, Carmen, your family's still
in our thoughts and prayers.
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Aw, yay.
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Yay.
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So, me and my girls are going
to Rockbar tonight. You going?
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- What's Rockbar?
- Oh, it's the club in town.
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Every freshman is going.
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Oh, Rockbar. Rockbar, Rockbar.
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- We'll be there.
- Good for you.
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I feel like I never saw you
at parties in high school.
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I was there.
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We'll see you tonight. My girls
are going too. You'll love them.
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Does "we" mean Benny?
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Yeah. Benny and I were just talking about
going together, as a matter of fact.
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah. I love clubbing.
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Oh, my God, me too.
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Really? Cool.
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Oh, and don't worry. The
bouncer's so easy on fakes.
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Do you not have one?
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Um, no... But...
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But we were planning
on getting them today.
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- Okay, great.
- Hmm.
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I always had a hunch
you could be fun, girl.
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Aw, thanks.
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Bye, Benny.
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Bye, Emily.
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I went to parties, Benny.
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She wouldn't know. We were
in totally different scenes.
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Okay. Yeah.
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What's a Freshman 15?
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Uh, mocha frappe, whipped cream,
salted caramel, rainbow sprinkles,
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chocolate drizzle
and a cookie straw.
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Wow, that sounds
really body positive.
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Yeah, we just wanted to make the
gayest drink on earth.
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I'll have a black coffee.
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Okay.
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What are your
milk alternatives?
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- What?
- I'm lactose intolerant.
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TMI, girl.
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Hi, Grace.
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Where's Peter?
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He's at the gym.
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Oh, I didn't know you were friends
with one of the Blues Brothers?
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It's my eye.
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- Oh, my God.
- Black coffee?
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Is it really that bad?
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- No.
- Yes. Go to the health center immediately.
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Black coffee, hello?
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Benny, I think
that might be you?
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Oh, yeah.
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I got a Freshman 15 for...
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Miles.
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Godfather, right?
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Godfather Part II.
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Or just Miles.
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Just Benny.
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Hi, I'm Carmen.
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Oh, yeah. Duh.
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This is Miles.
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Oh, and I'm the bitch sister.
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Hi.
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Um, well, we're just in
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- Intro to Film together, so...
- Mmm.
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Do Mom and Dad know that
you signed up for that?
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No.
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It's just an elective, and I
might not even stay in it, so...
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Okay... ...well,
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uh, if you do stay in the class,
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maybe I'll see you
in there.
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- Yeah.
- Are you going to Rockbar tonight?
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Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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Cool. See ya.
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Okay, well, good
luck with that eye.
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And, um, bye,
cinephile.
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We're going to fucking Rockbar.
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- I'ma see if I can get us fakes.
- Me too.
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I'm Hailee Matthews
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and I nominate Blake Lively to
do the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
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Okay, wait. I feel like
we, like, nailed it.
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Yeah, that was the best one yet.
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People are literally gonna
freak when they see this.
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- Totally. What's the charity?
- To spread awareness.
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About what?
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Silence.
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Babe, like, you
might be complicit.
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Do you wanna do your challenge?
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Yeah, actually, can I ask
for your help with something?
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- Yeah, what's up?
- Do you know how to get fakes?
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Duh.
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Oh, my God, you're a lifesaver.
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Benny and I need them
for Rockbar tonight.
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- Tonight?
- Mm-hmm.
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Babe, you're fucked.
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My ugly cousin got mine this
summer, but it took, like, 90 days.
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Fuck.
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I know. I had to talk to him every
day, it was such a fucking nightmare.
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Wait.
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I'm throwing a pregame for
Rockbar in our room tonight.
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You should come to that.
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Okay. Our room?
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I was gonna invite you. I'm
sorry it didn't come up yet.
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Okay.
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I think I ate so much paint.
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- Pete.
- Oh.
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- Yo, what up, Benny?
- Hey, what's good?
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Um... Just getting
a... getting a lift in.
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- Oh, shit. Yo, me too.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, sick.
- Yo, spot me?
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- Yeah. Of course. Um, let me just...
- Yeah, no doubt, no doubt.
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00:10:02,561 --> 00:10:06,605
Um, I was actually, uh, trying
to go to Rockbar tonight.
252
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,232
- Oh, shit, Rockbar!
- Yeah.
253
00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:10,401
Bro, those are the fucking days.
254
00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,903
I used to go with my boys,
like, every fucking night.
255
00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:14,196
You got a crew yet?
256
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:16,907
Um, kinda. Yeah.
Yeah, I got some...
257
00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,228
I got some fuckers.
258
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:19,952
Man.
259
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:23,040
I met my boys first
week of college.
260
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,417
They're my brothers now, Bento.
261
00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:28,210
Goes by so fast.
262
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,172
Yeah, no, I've been hanging out
with these dudes from another dorm,
263
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:32,590
and it's kind of
like a squad now.
264
00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:34,300
Yo, what's the deal
with that Carmen chick?
265
00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:35,301
- Fuck you!
- Oh.
266
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,845
Um, you know, we...
267
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,929
Fuck you.
268
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:41,349
I saw you two last night.
And then again this morning.
269
00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,309
I was like, that's my boy.
270
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:44,477
That's my boy!
271
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:45,561
- Yeah.
- Yo.
272
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,188
Just don't get locked
down.
273
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:49,315
- First week of college.
- No, definitely.
274
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,524
It's not a good look.
275
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,526
Fuck you. I got it,
I got it.
276
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,487
- No, no way.
- Fuck you.
277
00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:57,949
I, uh...
278
00:10:58,492 --> 00:11:00,659
Actually, I was gonna
hang out with some...
279
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,205
some dudes tonight and
just go out, but, um...
280
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,041
I need a fake ID.
281
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:10,962
Is there someone you know
that maybe could hook it up?
282
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,090
Do I know someone?
283
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:14,965
Yeah?
284
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,884
Yeah, I think I
might know someone.
285
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,970
Okay.
286
00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:23,517
Oh, yeah.
287
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,029
- Bento.
- Yeah?
288
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740
I gift this to you.
289
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:42,244
This served me well
these last four years.
290
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,787
And I know it will
serve you too.
291
00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:46,080
Damn.
292
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,999
Um, thanks...
293
00:11:49,251 --> 00:11:50,251
David.
294
00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,378
Anytime, David.
295
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,714
And you think I
can pass for you?
296
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,050
Come on now, Bento.
297
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,051
You're little me.
298
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,679
Do you know how, uh, I could
maybe get Carmen one, or...
299
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:02,930
Oh.
300
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,433
My boy better not be talking
about a bitch right now!
301
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:06,767
Yeah, I'll stop.
302
00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,853
Bro, don't overthink
it, all right?
303
00:12:08,854 --> 00:12:10,312
Just get the boys together...
304
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,106
♪ It's
easy, it's easy ♪
305
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:15,067
♪ I'm on that ID but you
can't fucking be me ♪
306
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,695
♪ I'm Peter, I'm David
you're Bento, Mini-Me ♪
307
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,113
♪ Rockbar in my city ♪
308
00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,532
♪ My flow is so shitty
but you know the deal-y ♪
309
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,325
♪ It's week one don't
get cuffed by no biddy ♪
310
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:26,162
- Yo, that was sick.
- Oh! That was so fucking sick.
311
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:28,373
- All right. Peace, Bento.
- Bars, Pete.
312
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,417
- Peace!
- Fuckin' Pete, baby! Let's go!
313
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,376
Hey!
314
00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,919
Titty-fuck me, Pete!
315
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:36,840
I gotta shit.
316
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,511
Hey, Chris! I'm
having a pregame later.
317
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:45,182
Would you and your guy friends
like to come? I'll have snacks.
318
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,352
Yo, Chris!I'm
having a pregame at mine later.
319
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,897
You guys wanna
roll through? Nah.
320
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:57,110
Yeah! Which dorm, homie?
321
00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:02,741
Saw Benny at the gym.
322
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,742
Gave him my old fake.
323
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,660
- That's cute.
- Yeah.
324
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,038
Thought it was cute.
325
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,505
What are you
all dressed up for?
326
00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:20,174
Going to meet a grandma
for my volunteer hours.
327
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,134
Oh, yeah, that bullshit.
328
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,303
Yeah.
329
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,805
Are we still on for dinner at
La Ferretti Famigliata's later?
330
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:27,765
Uh, I can't.
331
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:30,100
They moved the fantasy
football draft up to tonight.
332
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,393
Can't you skip it?
333
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:33,687
It's our last draft, okay?
334
00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:36,107
I'm not skipping it.
335
00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,403
Don't be mad!
336
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:42,446
I'm not mad.
337
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,281
Why don't you just...
338
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,407
hang with the girls?
339
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,536
I can't sit there and get another
blowout. We went three times on Thursday.
340
00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:51,539
Okay, well, it's not my fault that
you don't have other friends, babe.
341
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:53,791
I have other friends.
342
00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,460
Mimi doesn't count.
343
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:05,262
Why don't we just
meet here later?
344
00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:06,930
Hmm?
345
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,850
I'll, uh...
346
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:15,396
...come back early just
after, like, a drink or two
347
00:14:15,397 --> 00:14:18,316
or three or four, five,
six, seven, eight.
348
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,112
Don't watch Gilmore
Girls without me.
349
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,073
- I won't.
- Good girl.
350
00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,034
Should I try to suck you off?
351
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,871
Don't say it like that.
352
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:35,667
But yes. I mean, yes, please.
353
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,670
- And this is Riley.
- Hi.
354
00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,590
And off-brand for
a hot male nurse.
355
00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,550
He's not gay.
356
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,136
- Good to know.
- Hey, Grace.
357
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,221
Sorry, so why are you
doing Adopt a Grandparent?
358
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,806
Do you not have a family?
359
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,308
Are you, like, a
childless widow?
360
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,810
No, I do.
361
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,062
They're fucking idiots.
362
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,815
They came to see
me this morning.
363
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,026
Look. Look at this.
364
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,403
Does that look like me?
365
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,321
What the fuck is it?
366
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:10,951
And my son, he's now doing
Tough Mudders or something?
367
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,121
Men used to go to fucking war.
368
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,414
Okay, my name is Allison Jones,
369
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,667
and I nominate Emma Watson for
the Speak Up Bitch Challenge.
370
00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:25,550
We really don't deserve
the right to vote.
371
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,763
- Is she... Is she okay?
- Who?
372
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,808
{\an8}Hi! No luck
finding an ID. You?
373
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,021
{\an8}No, sorry.
374
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,732
{\an8}Should we do
something else instead?
375
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,613
Don't get locked down.
First week of college.
376
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,575
{\an8}I'm an idiot and forgot I
already said yes to something else.
377
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,036
{\an8}Check in later?
378
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,580
{\an8}Yeah, okay.
379
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,797
Okay.
380
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,718
- Benny!
- Yo! What's good?
381
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:10,678
- What's good?
- Whoo!
382
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:11,929
Good.
383
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,097
Yo.
384
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,807
Welcome, motherfuckers.
385
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,475
So glad you texted us, bro.
386
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,852
Just had to get the crew
back together for Rockbar.
387
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,646
- Crew. Yeah.
- Yeah.
388
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,523
Yo, who that girl you were
with last night though?
389
00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:23,691
Oh, Carmen?
390
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,152
Yee! Yeah, you pork her?
391
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,655
Um, nah, I... I got too drunk...
392
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,616
- Oh.
- Oh.
393
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,412
So I titty-fucked her.
394
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,502
Blam! Motherfucker!
395
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,881
Yeah.
396
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:50,968
This is so fucking fun.
397
00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:53,053
Totally. I fucking
love you girls.
398
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:01,895
Damn, where'd you learn to do that?
399
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,898
I used to go to parties all the time
with my older brother and his friends.
400
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:07,109
You have a brother?
Wait, is he hot?
401
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,360
Dibs!
402
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,446
He died.
403
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:14,242
Pisses me off!
404
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,244
Wait, I got a text.
405
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:18,997
I'm sorry. I, like,
hate the timing.
406
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,666
Wait, that DJ who wants me just texted.
There's a pregame before Rockbar.
407
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,169
- We have to go!
- We have to go.
408
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,963
Oh, shit. The bitches
are on their way.
409
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,507
Oh, tell the whores
to roll through!
410
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,429
You want drinks?
411
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,890
Roomie, I have to be honest, if
you come to the pregame with us,
412
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:41,143
and then we have to leave you for the bar,
it's just gonna throw my energy off, so...
413
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,730
- Oh, okay, yeah. I get that.
- Okay, okay.
414
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,357
Oh, yeah. I've
got the vanilla body mist.
415
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:48,984
- Uh...
- It's on the... Yeah, get it.
416
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,283
{\an8}Hiiiiii!
417
00:17:57,786 --> 00:17:58,912
{\an8}Who is this?
418
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,499
{\an8}Carmen. Creative
writing? Ponytail?
419
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,042
{\an8}Oh. Hey.
420
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:07,378
{\an8}Any chance you
know how to get a fake ID?
421
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:09,589
{\an8}Sure.
422
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,091
{\an8}OMG. Lifesaver!
423
00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,095
{\an8}Can you still help
me with paper tonight?
424
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,392
{\an8}Of course. Library?
425
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,436
♪ MC am I people call me Uff ♪
426
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,604
♪ When I rock the party ♪
427
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,148
{\an8}Hi, Benny! Might be
too busy to hang out later.
428
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,275
{\an8}Meeting creative writing
guy in the library.
429
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,028
{\an8}Don't be jealous! Ha ha ha ha.
430
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:37,367
♪ Badass bitch I'm rated X ♪
431
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:39,160
Party's here.
432
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:47,544
Don't drink that.
433
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,212
So, do you remember the
writing prompt we got?
434
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,672
The what?
435
00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:54,633
We were told to write about ourselves
but as a fictional character.
436
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,094
Oh. Oh, fuck. So-So
you can't help me?
437
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,971
No, no... No, I def can.
438
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:00,974
Cool. Okay.
439
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,685
Aw. Of course.
440
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:05,769
So that ID...
441
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,480
I'll text the guy after.
442
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,274
Okay, um...
443
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:16,072
What name should we give
this fictional character?
444
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,907
Buck. The Cowboy.
445
00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:20,033
I love the Cowboys.
446
00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,161
I'm a baseball
guy myself, but...
447
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,793
I gotta fuckin' piss.
448
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,800
Nah, I'm six foot!
449
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:39,428
- No fucking way, bro. You're 5'10".
- You wanna fucking measure me, bitch?
450
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,554
- Yeah.
- All right, all right.
451
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:43,316
Whoever got the least amount of pussy
in high school gets to go first.
452
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,434
Pete, you're up.
453
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,562
Suck a dick, Gabe.
454
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,522
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
455
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,860
With the first pick, Pete's
Dragons selects Peterson.
456
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,028
Fuck!
457
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,905
I mean that literally
fucks my roster already.
458
00:19:57,906 --> 00:19:59,281
- Oh, yeah?
- You fucking prick.
459
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,782
- I'm six foot!
- Oh, yeah?
460
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:03,786
Guys! Guys! Can we take this
fucking seriously, please?
461
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,705
This is the last fucking draft
for some of us, all right?
462
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,498
Okay. All right, all
right. Easy, Pete. Fuck.
463
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,876
And I got pussy in
high school, dude.
464
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,836
Okay, all right. Who
gives a fuck, all right?
465
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,798
You're missing out on a
fresh crop right now, man.
466
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,300
I mean, when are you gonna
drop Skeletor?
467
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,346
- Yo...
- Bro.
468
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,474
Listen, fellas.
469
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,726
I'm all she's got.
470
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,812
And she still lives
up to her nickname...
471
00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,189
the throat goat!
472
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,983
She does.
473
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,194
Okay, look, but nah...
474
00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,779
What about that fat-tittied
freshman you showed me?
475
00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:39,947
Who?
476
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,740
Oh, yee. Carmen?
477
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,909
- Yee.
- Yee.
478
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,244
Yee. You gonna fuck her?
479
00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:51,417
I mean...
480
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,295
The groundwork has been laid.
481
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,009
- Yo, you cool as fuck, man.
- Sorry I'm late.
482
00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,928
This dork bitch was
trying to fuck me.
483
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:25,075
Buck entered the saloon
as quietly as a cowboy could.
484
00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,868
His spurs barely spinning and...
485
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:38,630
Finished your story. Are
you still in the bathroom LOL?
486
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,591
Also, did you text your ID guy?
487
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,558
Winning at college.
488
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:51,310
Giddy up.
489
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:53,563
{\an8}Love these mofos.
490
00:22:12,707 --> 00:22:14,624
These wings are the shit.
491
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,376
♪ Like a G6 ♪
492
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,211
♪ Now I'm feeling so fly ♪
493
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:19,337
Benny. Benny.
494
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,006
♪ ...a G6 ♪
495
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:24,009
♪ Like a G6, like a G6 ♪
496
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:28,221
♪ Now I'm feelin'
so fly like a G6 ♪
497
00:22:28,222 --> 00:22:31,684
♪ Gimme that Moët
gimme that Cristal ♪
498
00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:35,353
♪ Ladies love my style at
my table gettin' wild ♪
499
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:39,191
♪ Get them bottles poppin' we
get that drip and that drop ♪
500
00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:43,696
♪ Now give me two more bottles
'cause you know it don't stop ♪
501
00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,075
Yo, Chris! Stop.
502
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:50,535
- Play "Super Bass."
- Why?
503
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,788
Play "Super Bass." Nicki Minaj.
504
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,664
- Play it.
- Uh, yeah.
505
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:55,791
I can spin that.
506
00:23:00,755 --> 00:23:02,589
♪ This one is for the boys
with the boomin' system ♪
507
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,424
♪ Top down, AC with
the cooler system ♪
508
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,343
♪ When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
509
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,303
♪ Got stacks on deck
like he savin' up ♪
510
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,347
♪ And he ill, he real
he might gotta deal ♪
511
00:23:10,348 --> 00:23:12,099
♪ He pop bottles and he got
the right kind of build ♪
512
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:13,850
♪ He cold, he dope,
he might sell coke ♪
513
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,769
♪ He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
514
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:17,687
♪ He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
515
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,773
♪ When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
516
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,483
♪ That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
517
00:23:21,484 --> 00:23:23,318
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
518
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,945
♪ I said, excuse me
you're a hell of a guy ♪
519
00:23:24,946 --> 00:23:26,071
♪ I mean, my, my, my, my... ♪
520
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,575
When are we going to Cockbar?
521
00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:32,286
No. Gimme.
522
00:23:33,329 --> 00:23:35,664
- What?
- Gimme your ID, okay?
523
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,333
You cannot be out like this.
This is a really bad look.
524
00:23:40,586 --> 00:23:42,129
Hey, look, I'm proud
of you. Go home.
525
00:23:42,130 --> 00:23:44,465
Go home now. You
look disgusting.
526
00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,968
♪ Can't you hear that boom, badoom
boom, boom, badoom, boom... ♪
527
00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:50,095
- Cut the track!
- Cool... Wait what?
528
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,680
You know where Carmen is?
529
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:52,973
I know where
she'll be later.
530
00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:55,642
Getting titty-fucked again!
531
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,478
You titty-fucked Carmen?
532
00:23:58,479 --> 00:23:59,813
Um, mmm...
533
00:23:59,814 --> 00:24:00,897
Damn, girl.
534
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:02,941
It's like I tell her
everything I do sexually.
535
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,234
She's at the library.
536
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,236
Y'all,
I'll be right back.
537
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:08,957
Don't leave without me, or I'll kill
you. Seriously, you know I will.
538
00:24:09,407 --> 00:24:10,992
I don't have time.
539
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,414
♪ Back coupes up and
chuck the deuce up ♪
540
00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:25,673
My boy.
541
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,799
Uh, sorry, go ahead. Dude.
542
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,342
- There you are. Hey. You made it.
- Hey.
543
00:24:29,343 --> 00:24:31,178
Feels like I see you
everywhere.
544
00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:33,346
- I know. I'm stalking you.
- What?
545
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,556
Um...
546
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,433
Uh, let me guess, you
also live in Village C?
547
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:38,185
First floor.
548
00:24:38,186 --> 00:24:39,562
- Nice.
- Nice.
549
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,814
Did you go to a pregame or...
550
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,566
Uh, no.
551
00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,444
- Uh, do you have an ID? Cool.
- I do. Yeah, I... Um...
552
00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:49,362
Where... It's from
Maryland. Where's yours?
553
00:24:49,363 --> 00:24:51,489
- Oh. Uh, Ohio.
- Oh.
554
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,659
You didn't do a British one?
555
00:24:54,327 --> 00:24:55,567
Oh, shit. Okay. It's happening.
556
00:24:56,662 --> 00:24:58,288
Don't do the accent.
557
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,624
Hey.
558
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:02,126
- This you?
- Yeah. Yeah.
559
00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,047
Thank you.
560
00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:10,801
Carmen!
561
00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:12,802
Come on.
562
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,596
Hey. Hi, sir.
563
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,056
Um...
564
00:25:16,057 --> 00:25:17,141
Come on.
565
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,142
Name?
566
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,352
David MacDonald.
567
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:22,270
- Address?
- 1616 Berkshire Drive.
568
00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:23,439
Go in.
569
00:25:25,149 --> 00:25:26,149
Name?
570
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,568
Margaret van der Woodsen.
571
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:30,111
Uh... No.
572
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:31,196
No, that's my name.
573
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,616
Might be your name, but the
ID says you're 20. So...
574
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,495
All good.
575
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:41,665
No, I'll... I'll Uber back. It's
actually... It was a really cool ride.
576
00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,709
Um, have fun.
577
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:46,128
Yo, Benny!
578
00:25:47,171 --> 00:25:48,714
Benny...
...you coming?
579
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,010
Oh.
580
00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:01,977
I feel better.
581
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:03,186
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
582
00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,867
- Okay, okay...
- Roomie!
583
00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,775
I told you everything works out.
584
00:26:08,651 --> 00:26:10,152
Someone threw up.
585
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,279
I want a kiss.
586
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:14,656
- Oh, I'm straight.
- Maybe.
587
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:16,575
- Hi.
- Hi.
588
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,712
Margaret!
589
00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:31,590
Are you hungry?
590
00:26:33,217 --> 00:26:35,136
Okay. Let's go.
591
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,138
Mmm.
592
00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:39,681
You almost don't
even miss the cheese.
593
00:26:39,682 --> 00:26:41,850
- Yeah. Totally.
- Mm-hmm.
594
00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:44,270
Mm-hmm. Mmm.
595
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,731
So library was good?
596
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,818
Yeah, um, it was nice. He was...
597
00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,611
He was super sweet.
598
00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:54,029
Still shy?
599
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:56,406
- Something like that.
- Hmm.
600
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:57,491
How was your pregame?
601
00:26:58,701 --> 00:27:00,160
How did you know
about the pregame?
602
00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:02,203
- Hailee. Mm-hmm.
- Hailee.
603
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:04,539
- Um...
- It's fine. I was busy. Uh...
604
00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:05,790
- I'm so sorry.
- No.
605
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,502
- No. Was it fun?
- Um...
606
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,797
No. No, it... it wasn't.
607
00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,633
It was fucking traumatizing.
Yeah.
608
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,510
I bought buffalo
wings...
609
00:27:17,511 --> 00:27:19,471
...so now my room will just
smell like that forever,
610
00:27:19,472 --> 00:27:21,014
you know what I
mean? It's like...
611
00:27:21,015 --> 00:27:24,059
Um, and no, it's just,
like, this group of guys,
612
00:27:24,060 --> 00:27:27,187
they drank all my alcohol
and were just rapping at me.
613
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,398
So then I...
614
00:27:30,358 --> 00:27:31,608
I rapped "Super Bass."
615
00:27:31,609 --> 00:27:34,402
- You didn't.
- I did. Yeah.
616
00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,696
Oh, my God. Okay, whenever I
hear that song, I think of the...
617
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:37,989
- Glee version.
- Glee version.
618
00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,908
Oh, my God, you watched Glee?
619
00:27:39,909 --> 00:27:41,618
Yeah, my sister loved
it, so I was like...
620
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,829
Uh-huh, and that's why you had all
the songs on your Spotify playlist?
621
00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:46,081
Oops. Yeah.
622
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:48,458
- There's some hits, okay? Yeah.
- There's some hits.
623
00:27:50,711 --> 00:27:53,881
{\an8}Sorry, had to bounce.
Could we meet again to finish?
624
00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:58,094
Okay.
625
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,971
Douchelord left the library when he
realized I would just write it for him.
626
00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,849
- Oh, I... I...
- Mm-hmm.
627
00:28:04,517 --> 00:28:06,393
- I kinda saw that one coming.
- Yeah.
628
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:07,685
Oh, man.
629
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,354
I guess I wasn't
hot enough for him.
630
00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,856
Fuck that. No.
631
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,360
- No way.
- No, really, it's true.
632
00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,278
Come on. I also wasn't
pretty enough for you.
633
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,948
- That is not it.
- Mm-hmm.
634
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,699
At all.
635
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:38,300
That... was...
636
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:42,595
- Weird.
- Mm-hmm.
637
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:43,681
Yeah, okay.
638
00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,392
Why did you wanna hang out?
639
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:50,062
Are you serious?
640
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,981
- You are so fun to be around.
- Mmm.
641
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:58,236
Like, we're in the parking lot...
...outside a Domino's,
642
00:28:58,237 --> 00:29:02,198
and this is the highlight of my
college experience so far, so...
643
00:29:02,199 --> 00:29:03,450
That is a tragic sentence.
644
00:29:03,451 --> 00:29:05,578
It's kinda pathetic, but...
645
00:29:06,787 --> 00:29:07,954
it's true.
646
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,291
Yeah, you are so easy
to hang out with.
647
00:29:14,128 --> 00:29:17,423
You are the only person
I like to hang out with.
648
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:19,175
So...
649
00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:21,927
Then why didn't you
invite me to your pregame?
650
00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:28,391
It was just supposed to be,
like, the guys, and then, like...
651
00:29:28,392 --> 00:29:31,394
I don't know, I guess I was trying
to recreate high school or something.
652
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,312
Yeah.
653
00:29:32,313 --> 00:29:33,813
Golden boy with his bros.
654
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:35,649
- I see it.
- Yeah.
655
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:44,366
I'm not as good at
it as I used to be.
656
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:50,789
Good.
657
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,125
Good.
658
00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:59,255
You asked who I
was in high school.
659
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:00,548
Yeah.
660
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:03,135
I was no one. I was no one.
661
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,262
Um...
662
00:30:10,851 --> 00:30:13,979
At first, I was
Michael's sister, uh...
663
00:30:16,357 --> 00:30:18,192
But then I-I wasn't even that.
664
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:24,949
I don't think that's true.
665
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,998
I will have to wash this hand...
666
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,084
...so that I don't get pink eye.
667
00:30:36,085 --> 00:30:37,168
Fuck you.
668
00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,212
But if I got it, I
feel like I deserve it.
669
00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:44,093
No. No, no!
670
00:30:44,802 --> 00:30:46,803
- Yes!
- God hates me.
671
00:30:48,264 --> 00:30:50,014
♪ AC top down with
the cooler system ♪
672
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:51,724
♪ When he come up in the
club he be blazin' up ♪
673
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:55,812
♪ Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
and he ill, he real, he might gotta deal ♪
674
00:30:55,813 --> 00:30:58,314
- This is the Sue Sylvester right here.
- Yeah.
675
00:30:58,315 --> 00:30:59,649
♪ He dope, he might sell coke ♪
676
00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,526
♪ He always in the air
but he never fly coach ♪
677
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,444
♪ He a mothafuckin' trip, trip
sailor of the ship, ship ♪
678
00:31:03,445 --> 00:31:05,280
♪ When he make it drip, drip
kiss him on the lip, lip ♪
679
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,906
♪ That's the kinda dude
I was lookin' for ♪
680
00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:09,117
♪ And yes, you'll get slapped
if you're lookin', ho ♪
681
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:11,328
Night, Margaret.
682
00:31:12,413 --> 00:31:13,455
Night, David.
683
00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,375
Wait. Who the fuck is that?
684
00:32:00,544 --> 00:32:01,377
Oh.
685
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,422
One sec.
686
00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:12,806
Hi.
687
00:32:15,017 --> 00:32:16,018
Hi.
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