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[ Laughing ] 16 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:13,939 [ Both Laughing ] 17 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,984 I GOT YA. I GOT YA. 18 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:18,109 OKAY. OKAY. 19 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,752 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. LET ME TRY IT. 20 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:22,651 YOU GOTTA BE STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT FACE. OKAY. OKAY. 21 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,823 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 22 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,822 I WANT A DIVORCE. 23 00:01:27,855 --> 00:01:30,085 WHY ? 24 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,161 IT'S A PHYSICAL THING. 25 00:01:33,194 --> 00:01:35,764 PHYSICAL ? 26 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,026 I'VE BEEN EXPERIMENTING WITH OTHER MEN LATELY. 27 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,970 A LOT OF OTHER MEN... AND WOMEN. 28 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:45,773 [ Sighs ] I DON'T KNOW. 29 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:49,306 I MEAN, ANTONIO CAN DO THIS THING WITH HIS TONGUE, 30 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:54,110 AND WILLIAM'S STAMINA IS AMAZING. 31 00:01:54,315 --> 00:01:58,185 AND AS FAR AS HANDS GO, WELL, YOUR FATHER'S HANDS ARE-- 32 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,016 [ Whooping ] 33 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,994 YOU ARE NO MATCH. I HAVE NO EQUAL. 34 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:07,164 [ Yells ] GET DOWN HERE. 35 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:10,755 * IF THE SHOE FITS 36 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,298 * I WANT YOU TO WEAR IT AND WEAR IT GOOD * 37 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:20,640 * SULKIN' ABOUT THEM TIMES WHEN I WAS BY MYSELF * 38 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:24,884 * I WAS ALWAYS LOOKIN' FOR SOMEBODY ELSE * 39 00:02:24,912 --> 00:02:29,282 * BUT AS TIME WENT ON I HAD A TALK WITH MY MIND * 40 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:33,317 * FRIENDS LIKE YOU AND YOU I GOTTA LEAVE BEHIND * 41 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:35,787 * AND I'M SAYIN' CALL ME A FOOL * 42 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,293 * 'CAUSE YOU ONLY RUB IT IN * 43 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:43,326 * AND I'LL NEVER SEE YOU IF I HAD KNOWN * * I'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN 44 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:47,004 * 'CAUSE, WELL I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE JUST STAY IN MY OWN BUSINESS * 45 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:50,004 * AND I'LL NEVER, EVER DUMP IT ON YOU * 46 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:56,383 * FRIENDS AND ENEMIES AROUND ME EVERY DAY * 47 00:02:56,410 --> 00:03:00,910 * I CAN'T BELIEVE THE THINGS THEY SAY * 48 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:05,818 * TAKIN' ME FOR GRANTED GIVE ME NO CREDIT AT ALL * 49 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:10,093 * I'LL JUST KEEP BOUNCIN' LIKE A BOUNCIN' BALL * 50 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:12,033 * [ Vocalizing ] 51 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:19,300 * I DON'T WANNA STEP ON NOBODY'S FOOT BUT * 52 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,303 * [ Vocalizing ] 53 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:31,705 * YOU CALL ME A FOOL BUT YOU ONLY RUB IT IN * 54 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,852 * AND I'LL NEVER SEE YOU IF I HAD KNOWN * 55 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,622 * I'LL NEVER SEE THAT AGAIN 56 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:40,987 * 'CAUSE, WELL I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE JUST STAY IN MY OWN BUSINESS * 57 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:44,734 * I'LL NEVER, EVER DEPEND ON YOU * 58 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:51,669 [ Man Imitating Engine ] 59 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:58,666 [ Continues Imitating ] 60 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:06,083 B-B-B-BRICKMAN'S ! 61 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,880 B-B-BRICKMAN'S POWERBOATS ! 62 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:11,716 GET IT ? BRICKMAN'S SELLS POWERBOATS. 63 00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,322 WE MAKE THE COMPANY MASCOT A POWERBOAT. 64 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,415 WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 65 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:20,157 - I LIKE IT. GOOD WORK, ALAN. - YES ! 66 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:22,401 ZACHARY, YOU'RE UP. 67 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,400 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ZACHARY ! [ Zachary Mumbling ] 68 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:27,843 [ Cheering ] I HAVEN'T TAKEN THESE TO THE FOCUS GROUP YET. 69 00:04:27,868 --> 00:04:29,998 I'M STILL WORKING ON THAT PART. I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW... 70 00:04:30,037 --> 00:04:32,807 - THESE ARE JUST PRELIMINARY SKETCHES. - ZACH. 71 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:35,110 [ Clears Throat ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 72 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:38,012 INTRODUCING THE NEW MASCOT FOR HIDY HO COOKIES-- 73 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,945 * DAA, DAA-DAA-DAA 74 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,950 ZIPPY ! 75 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:51,186 [ Chuckling ] WHAT IS IT ? 76 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:54,194 - ZIPPY. - WHAT IS ZIPPY ? 77 00:04:54,227 --> 00:04:56,857 HE'S A COOKIE MAN. HE'S A COOKIE MAN ? 78 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,867 WHAT IS THAT, UH, ON THE GROUND BEHIND HIM ? 79 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,969 OH, THAT'S A TRAIL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 80 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:03,138 SEE, WHEREVER ZIPPY GOES, HE LEAVES THIS MAGICAL TRAIL OF CHOCOLATE... 81 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:05,170 FOR ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS TO-- MAGICAL ? 82 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:08,335 THIS LOOKS LIKE POOP. IT LOOKS LIKE PILES OF POOP. 83 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:12,406 IT LOOKS LIKE ZIPPY'S WALKING AROUND, JUST CRAPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE. 84 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,213 IT LOOKS LIKE-- THOSE ARE CHOCOLATE CHIPS. 85 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:17,017 EMMA, WHAT DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE ? EXCREMENT. 86 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:19,390 ZACH, LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE A BIG BITE... 87 00:05:19,587 --> 00:05:21,887 OF A JUICY CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. 88 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:24,492 WHAT'S THE LAST IMAGE YOU WANT FLOATING THROUGH YOUR HEAD ? 89 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,855 EXCREMENT ? EXCREMENT. RIGHT. 90 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,204 LISTEN, I WANNA GO OUT ON A LIMB HERE. 91 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:33,029 I'M GONNA SAY, MAYBE WE SHOULD AVOID ALL BOWEL-RELATED ITEMS WITH THIS PARTICULAR PRODUCT. 92 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,196 JUST A HUNCH, YOU KNOW ? I'LL WORK UP SOMETHING DIFFERENT. 93 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,435 ALL RIGHT. THANKS. [ Phone Ringing ] NICK BEAM'S OFFICE. 94 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,511 - OH, HI, ANN. IT'S YOUR WIFE. - OOH, AAH-- 95 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:43,441 EVERYBODY OUT. BIG BUSINESS DEAL. 96 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:46,077 HELLO. 97 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:48,979 NOW WE'RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT. YOU STOOD ME UP TWICE, YOU KNOW ? 98 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,246 IT'S A DONE DEAL. NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC. LAST NIGHT IN TOWN. 99 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,294 I'LL BE ESCORTING THE SEXIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD. 100 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,524 WHAT ABOUT ME ? WE'LL BRING YA. 101 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,356 [ Giggles ] OH, GUESS WHAT ? 102 00:05:58,392 --> 00:06:01,962 MY SISTER LEFT A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE. SHE'S COMING IN WITH HER FIANCE NEXT FRIDAY. 103 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,959 NO. OH, WOW. YEAH ! 104 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,371 I FINALLY GET TO MEET THE MYSTERIOUS QUEEN OF THE PEACE CORPS. 105 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,597 YES, YOU DO. HEY, CAN YOU PICK 'EM UP ? 106 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:12,266 YEAH, SURE. WHEN IS IT ? 107 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:14,935 A WEEK FROM TODAY. 108 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:18,145 I THINK IT'LL BE AROUND 10:30. I'M NOT SURE. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK. 109 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:20,881 P.B. WANTS TO SEE YOU A.S.A.P. 110 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:24,254 SORRY, HONEY, I GOTTA GO. THERE'S AN ONSLAUGHT OF INITIALS COMING AT ME. 111 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:27,054 OKAY. TELL HIM HELLO. I WILL. 112 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:30,117 - I HATE YOU. - ME TOO. BYE. 113 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:32,957 PHILIP. 114 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,933 NICK. 115 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:38,969 OH, OH ! BUNGEE JUMPING. SUNDAY. 116 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,099 NICK ! 117 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,204 NO THANKS, PHILLIP. 118 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:46,106 - P.B. - NO THANKS, P.B. 119 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:50,309 - NICK ? - P.B. ? 120 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,913 OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, FORGET IT. 121 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,376 THIS GUY IS NEW. YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK ? 122 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:59,846 UH, I THINK HE LIKES ME. 123 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:03,120 NIROOG, THE FERTILITY GOD. 124 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,586 [ Chuckles ] BOY, I LIKE LOOKING AT THIS. 125 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,963 HANDMADE IN THE PALEOLITHIC PERIOD. 126 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,231 HAD TO SACRIFICE MY IDES OF MARCH GOLD AUREUS IN TRADE. 127 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:15,974 PITY. BUT, UH, I THINK WORTH IT. 128 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:18,173 SO, WHICH ONE OF YOU WANTED TO SEE ME ? 129 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,935 CHARLES MCGINTY IS COMING IN AT 5:00. THE CHARLES McGINTY ? 130 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,645 "McGINTY CRACKERS" CHARLES McGINTY ? THE VERY SAME. FANTASTIC. 131 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:28,015 ANYWAY, I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE DINNER WITH McGINTY TONIGHT. I'D LOVE FOR YOU TO STAND IN. 132 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,978 OH, NO, UH, S-- PHILLIP, I PROMISED ANN I WOULD-- 133 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:34,318 NICK. OH, NICK. YOU GOTTA HELP ME OUT HERE. 134 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:37,092 I DON'T GET THIS LUCKY EVERY DAY. 135 00:07:37,124 --> 00:07:40,034 LOOK, IF THIS IS ABOUT A WOMAN-- YOU'RE A PAL. 136 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,660 I GOTTA GO. 137 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:45,967 IT JUST NEEDS TO BE-- GUESS WHO JUST CALLED ? 138 00:07:46,166 --> 00:07:49,136 ANN'S DIVORCE LAWYER ? 139 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,299 McGINTY'S SECRETARY. HE'S RESCHEDULING. 140 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:55,178 - ALL RIGHT ! YES ! - WANT ME TO GET ANN ON THE LINE ? 141 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:59,178 NO, I'M GONNA TRY TO BEAT HER HOME. I WANNA SURPRISE HER. 142 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,382 THIS IS GREAT, HUH ? [ Women Laughing ] 143 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:05,320 [ Elevator Dings ] 144 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:22,041 - THE WIFE AGAIN ? - NO, I JUST MET THIS INCREDIBLE BRUNETTE ON THE ELEVATOR. 145 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:26,565 WELL, I'M JEALOUS. WHAT WOULD I HAVE TO DO TO GET FLOWERS ALL THE TIME ? 146 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,137 YOU DON'T GET FLOWERS ALL THE TIME ? NOPE. 147 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,006 THAT'S A CRIME. 148 00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,210 [ Glass Shattering ] [ Man Muttering ] 149 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:17,586 [ Grunting ] 150 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,773 [ Muttering ] 151 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,678 [ Muttering Continues ] 152 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,518 [ Bed Squeaking ] 153 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,470 [ Moaning ] 154 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:11,044 [ Moaning Continues ] 155 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:41,506 PHILLIP. 156 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,080 [ Moaning Continues ] 157 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,783 [ Car Horns Honking ] 158 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,347 HEY, ASSHOLE, GET OUTTA THE ROAD ! 159 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,690 [ Honking Continues ] 160 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,263 * JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP * 161 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,626 * I SAY FIGHT YOU'RE OUTTA THE CORNER A DAY LATE, A DOLLAR SHORT * 162 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,737 * FRIDAY MORNINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET * 163 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,939 * [ Indistinct ] 164 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,272 * YOU CHANGE YOUR LIFE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT YOU GET YOUR WIT TRACKS TIGHT * 165 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,507 * MUST BE TESTING THE MASTER 166 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:51,612 * THE UNDER HOOD THE UNDERWORLD'S UNDER MAN * 167 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,484 * NEVER MIND BEING UNDERSTOOD LONG AS WE UNDERSTAND * 168 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,584 * YOU CAN'T TWIST TRANSISTOR MIXING FRIENDS * 169 00:11:56,616 --> 00:11:58,846 * SOLDIERS OVER HERE DON'T SNITCH THEY BITCH AND BIT * 170 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,816 * ALL HOURS WHILE THE CROWDS PEEPIN' IN * 171 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:04,464 * [ Fades ] 172 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,396 [ Exhales Deeply ] 173 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:17,204 WELCOME TO HELL, BITCH. 174 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,767 CAR, KEYS, WALLET. NOW ! 175 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,981 [ Imitating Scarface ] D'YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID ? 176 00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:27,781 OKAY. NOW YOU LISTEN, AND YOU LISTEN GOOD. 177 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:31,621 THIS IS A GUN. OKAY ? DON'T BE FUCKIN' AROUND WITH NO GUN, WHITE BOY. 178 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,851 HELEN KELLER, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. 179 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,757 [ Imitating Deaf Person ] I KNOW YOU HEAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYIN'. 180 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,832 BOY, DID YOU PICK THE WRONG GUY ON THE WRONG DAY. 181 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,662 - [ Engine Revving ] - OH ! 182 00:12:43,864 --> 00:12:46,674 [ Car Horns Honking ] 183 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,969 OH, SHIT. 184 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:52,542 OH, YOU'RE TRYING TO LOCK ME-- U-U-UNLOCK THE DOOR. 185 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,581 STOP, MOTHERFUCKER ! STOP THE CAR ! 186 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,449 STOP THE CAR ! [ Screaming ] 187 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,954 [ Screaming Continues ] 188 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,690 STOP IT NOW ! 189 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:09,018 YOU'RE DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK, MAN ! PEOPLE GOT TO WALK THERE ! 190 00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:12,226 [ Yells ] PULL OVER, MAN ! 191 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:14,532 - WHITE BOY, I SAID, PULL OVER ! - [ Tires Screeching ] 192 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,461 - [ Screaming ] - [ Horns Honking ] 193 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,012 YO, MAN, THERE'S A TRUCK. 194 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,375 I SAID, YO, MAN, THERE'S A TRUCK. 195 00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:30,975 YO, MAN, THERE'S A TRUCK RIGHT THERE. STOP ! 196 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:46,032 WHAT ABOUT MY WALLET ? YOU WANTED TO ROB ME, DIDN'T YOU ? 197 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,899 YES. I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER YOU WANTING TO ROB ME. 198 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,899 HERE'S MY WALLET. YOU WANT IT ? 199 00:13:51,098 --> 00:13:53,428 HERE IT IS. HERE. HERE. RIGHT OUT THERE. 200 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,597 WHAT YOU DOIN', MAN ? THAT WAS MONEY. 201 00:13:56,769 --> 00:14:00,309 - OH, I'M SORRY. I GOT SOMETHING ELSE FOR YOU. - [ Screaming ] 202 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,510 I'M BLIND ! I CAN'T SEE SHIT. 203 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:10,552 THE HONEYS DUG MY EYES. THE HONEYS LOVED MY EYES. 204 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:15,019 - [ Car Horns Honking ] - [ Screaming ] 205 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,450 [ Whimpering ] 206 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:49,362 [ Crying ] 207 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,889 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN, MAN. ALL RIGHT ? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR ? YOU WIN. 208 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,599 WHAT THE FUCK ? 209 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:04,341 NO, YOU AIN'T ONE OF THEM DESERT SLASHERS, ARE YOU ? 210 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,781 CUT A PERSON BODY UP AND LEAVE IT OUT IN THE DESERT IN LITTLE TINY PIECES AND SHIT, HUH ? 211 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:13,678 OH, SHIT ! WE ARE IN THE FUCKING DESERT. 212 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:19,046 I'M IN THE CAR WITH A PSYCHO, FREAKY, JASON HACK-KILLER MOTHERFUCKER. 213 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:22,656 HEY, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, FREAKY JASON. 214 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,759 I SAID, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, FREAKY JASON. 215 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:33,125 I DONE FUCKED AROUND AND CAUGHT A RIDE WITH THE WRONG WHITE BOY ! 216 00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:56,863 GET OUT. WITH PLEASURE. 217 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,789 "SAYO-FUCKIN'-NARA," PAL. 218 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:06,595 OH, I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. 219 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,703 MY ASS JUST FELL ASLEEP. 220 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,535 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW AN ASS COULD FALL ASLEEP ! 221 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,568 IT'S ALL TINGLY AND SHIT ! 222 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,677 COME ON, MAN. YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME OUT HERE. 223 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,180 YO, MAN ! YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME OUT HERE. 224 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:32,089 [ Sighs ] 225 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:51,878 OKAY, I'LL MAKE A DEAL WITH YOU. 226 00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,649 YOU DRIVE ME HOME, I'LL FORGET ABOUT THIS WHOLE KIDNAPPING SHIT. 227 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,851 OH, COME ON. 228 00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,791 HELLO. YOU TRIED TO ROB ME. 229 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,629 YOU HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD. 230 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,098 [ Chuckles ] LOOK, I TOLD YOU THE GUN WASN'T LOADED. 231 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:11,028 YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS. 232 00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:14,704 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ? YOU'RE A BAD PERSON. YOU'RE AN ARMED ROBBER. 233 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:16,604 DON'T EXPECT ME TO FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. 234 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,266 EXCUSE ME. IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE ? 235 00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:22,236 - YES. - IS THIS MAN BOTHERIN' YOU ? 236 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:25,175 - YES, HE IS. - OH, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA COME RIGHT AT THE BROTHER. 237 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,252 WHY DON'T YOU ASK IF HE'S BOTHERING ME ? 238 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,550 LADY, FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD BE DENZEL WASHINGTON. 239 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,893 TAKE A GOOD LOOK. 240 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,789 HE COULD BE SOME CELEBRITY STALKER. 241 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,892 I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PAY FOR THIS COFFEE NOW, 242 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,934 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN THESE THINGS ESCALATE BEFORE. 243 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,799 NO PROBLEM. 244 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,599 MY WALLET. 245 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,997 WOW ! 246 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:54,270 LOOKS LIKE THE CELEBRITY STALKER DON'T HAVE A WALLET. 247 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:58,607 OH, WELL, THANK YOU. I WILL GET YOUR CHANGE, SIR. 248 00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:02,217 [ Chuckling ] 249 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:06,189 WHAT ? YOU WANT ME TO THANK YOU ? 250 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,259 SO I OWE YOU A BUCK. 251 00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,185 HOW WAS YOU GOIN' TO GET GAS ? 252 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,533 YOU DON'T HAVE NO MONEY, NO CREDIT CARDS. 253 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,229 NO I.D. 254 00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:17,162 SHIT, MAN. 255 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,234 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 256 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:26,168 YOU GIVE ME MONEY FOR GAS, AND I'LL... TAKE YOU BACK. 257 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,743 I'M COOL. I'M-- I'M STRAIGHT. 258 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,175 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I LIKE IT OUT HERE IN THE DESERT. 259 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:34,312 YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL SWEATY AND SHIT. 260 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,577 JUST BUBBLING OFF YOUR ASS. 261 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,946 JUST-- WHAT ? 262 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:41,985 I JUST REMEMBERED. 263 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,291 I HAVE A SPARE CREDIT CARD IN THE SIDE COMPARTMENT. 264 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,800 [ Grunting ] 265 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,636 UH, RIGHT HERE ! 266 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,072 WHAT'S UP ? [ Chuckling ] 267 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:05,979 WHAT'S UP, WHITE BOY ? W-W-WHAT'S UP, HUH ? 268 00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,582 COME ON, COME ON. WHAT YA GOT ? 269 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,675 HUH ? LOOK AT YOU. YOU DONE FUCKED AROUND AND GOT DROPPED. 270 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,148 [ Grunting ] 271 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,324 [ Chuckling ] 272 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:21,157 [ Laughing ] 273 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,234 GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. 274 00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:27,000 - WHAT ? - YOU HIT LIKE A OLE GIRL, MAN. 275 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:29,103 GET THE FUCK ON OUT OF HERE, MAN. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. 276 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:32,369 [ Grunting ] 277 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,735 - MOTHERF-- - [ Grunting ] 278 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:42,715 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, YOUR MERRY-GO-ROUND MOVE ? 279 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,688 [ Groaning ] 280 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,134 - [ Grunting ] - YO, I UNDERSTAND. 281 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:02,401 [ Panting, Grunting ] 282 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,295 AHA ! 283 00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:12,105 [ Groaning ] 284 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:15,916 THANK YOU. 285 00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:17,818 [ Groaning ] 286 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,430 HEY. OH, SHIT. 287 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:36,239 I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS EXPIRED. I NEVER USE IT. 288 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,237 SO WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE ? 289 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,935 WHAT DO YOU CARE ? I'M CURIOUS. 290 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,807 I'M A STUDENT OF HUMAN NATURE. 291 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:49,276 YOU'RE A FREAK OF HUMAN NATURE. 292 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:52,252 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I FORGIVE YOU. 293 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,185 IT'S CLEAR YOU HAVE WOMAN PROBLEMS. [ Chuckles ] 294 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,292 YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE. 295 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,034 I'M OFF BASE ? YEAH. WAY OFF BASE. 296 00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,762 SHE MESS AROUND ON YOU ? LOOK. 297 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,372 EVEN IF I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT-- WHICH I DON'T-- IT WOULDN'T BE WITH YOU. 298 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,836 YOU GIVE HER SOME NASTINESS ? [ Sighs ] 299 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,138 I KNOW YOU GAVE HER SOME SERIOUS NASTINESS. JUST FORGET IT. 300 00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:13,738 WHAT ABOUT HIM ? DID YOU FUCK HIM UP ? 301 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,943 [ Sighs ] DID YOU WHOOP HIS ASS ? 302 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,346 I BET YOU HIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH A BAT, DIDN'T YA ? 303 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,809 KLING ! POW ! FUCKED HIS ASS UP, DIDN'T YA ? 304 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,054 NO, WAIT A MINUTE. YOU CAPPED HIM. 305 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:27,187 YOU CAPPED THAT MOTHERFUCKER, DIDN'T YOU ? 306 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,189 THAT'S WHY YOU OUT HERE IN THE DESERT, AIN'T YA ? 307 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:32,261 LOOK. I DIDN'T SHOOT HIM. I DIDNNYTHING TO MY WIFE. I JUST LEFT. 308 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,231 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU JUST LEFT ? JUST LEFT. 309 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:37,304 I-I SAW THEM DOING... YOU KNOW, 310 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:41,800 AND I... WALKED AWAY. 311 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,839 WHAT A PUSSY. 312 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:49,982 NO WONDER YOUR WOMAN IS SNEAKING BEHIND YOUR BACK, MAN. 313 00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:53,949 KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS ? YOU DON'T HAVE THE RESPECT OF YOUR WOMAN, MAN. 314 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,450 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. ME, I GOT ALL THAT. 315 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,493 I GO HOME, MY DINNER'S ON THE TABLE. 316 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:00,748 BAM ! I DON'T WANNA HEAR SHIT, WOMAN. 317 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,087 AND IF I WANT LOVIN'-- IF I'M IN THE MOOD-- I GET THAT TOO. 318 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,062 YOU'RE SO FULL OF SHIT. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE ? 319 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:09,002 I'D HAVE WENT BACK TO THAT HOUSE AND PULLED A TERMINATOR ON THE FRONT DOOR. 320 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:12,328 BOOM, BOOM, BOOM ! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYIN' WITH, WOMAN ? 321 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:15,995 WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME FRUITY PIE ? I AIN'T NO FRUITY PIE. 322 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,905 I'M-- I'M NICK BEAM. 323 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,868 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER. I'M NICK BEAM. 324 00:22:20,907 --> 00:22:25,407 AND NICK BEAM AIN'T PUTTIN' UP WITH THAT BULLSHIT. 325 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:28,415 SHE'D HAVE BEEN CRYING, YOU KNOW ? "OH, NICK, OH, NICK, PLEASE TAKE ME BACK. 326 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:30,915 PLEASE, PLEASE, NICK. IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME." 327 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,450 I'M GONNA "ONE TIME" YOUR ASS. NICK BEAM IS THE MASTER OF HIS FATE, 328 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,521 THE RULER OF HIS DESTINY. 329 00:22:36,923 --> 00:22:38,593 SO IF YOU WANNA CRY ON SOMEBODY'S SHOULDER, 330 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:40,855 WHY DON'T YOU CRY ON SUPERDICK ? 331 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,363 AS FOR NICK BEAM, I'M FIT, LIT, 332 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,273 AND I DAMN SURE AIN'T TAKIN' NO SHIT. 333 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:51,198 SO YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OUT. 334 00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:55,436 THAT'S WHAT I WOULD YA TOLD THE BITCH. 335 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:58,875 THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THE BITCH. [ Chuckles ] 336 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,084 WHAT THE-- 337 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:07,946 [ Man ] HEY, HOLD IT. HOLD IT. BREAK IT UP. BREAK IT UP. 338 00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:12,164 SHOULD I PAY CASH, OR DO YOU WANNA USE YOUR CREDIT CARD ? 339 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,331 [ Laughing ] 340 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,426 [ Pump Dings ] 341 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,487 AH, FU-- OH-- AH-- OH, SHIT. 342 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:44,091 PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG. 343 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:46,293 PUT THE MONEY IN THE FUCKIN' BAG ! 344 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:49,525 SHIT. LET'S GO ! 345 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,603 SHIT. 346 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:58,936 YOU WEREN'T GONNA LEAVE WITHOUT ME, WERE YOU ? 347 00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:02,111 -WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? -THERE'S A SPECIAL THEY GOT GOIN'. 348 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:05,511 YOU GET A FREE STACK OF CASH WITH EVERY FILL-UP. SOME LUCK, HUH ? 349 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:08,145 - HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE ? - [ Slams Phone ] 350 00:24:08,347 --> 00:24:10,117 - WE BETTER GET OUT OF HERE. - YOU TAKE THAT MONEY BACK. 351 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,919 - [ Cocks Rifle ] - I'M SERIOUS, MAN. WE BETTER GET GOIN'. 352 00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,322 WE'LL GET GOING AS SOON AS YOU BRING BACK THAT MONEY. 353 00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,694 - I'M NOT BULLSHITTIN' ! MOVE OUT ! - I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE UNTIL-- 354 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:21,185 - [ Glass Shattering ] - HERE WE GO. 355 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:25,027 * [ Stereo: Country ] 356 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,167 [ Nick ] WHY ? WHY ? 357 00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:33,312 WHY ? I DIDN'T HAVE ANY MONEY, MAN. 358 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:37,039 OH, YOU HAD MONEY. NO. THAT FIVE DOLLARS I GAVE THE WAITRESS WAS IT. 359 00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,146 WHAT THE-- [ Gasps ] 360 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:42,378 OH, GREAT. BUFORD'S COME TO KILL US. 361 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:45,384 - [ Chuckling ] - [ Truck Horn Honking ] 362 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,657 PERSISTENT HILLBILLY MOTHERFUCKER. HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 363 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:54,230 YOU ROBBED HIM... AT GUNPOINT. YOU DICK ! 364 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:58,330 HEY, HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THREW THE WALLET OUT THE FUCKIN' WINDOW. 365 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,501 [ Chuckles ] SMART. 366 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,943 - [ Police Siren Wailing ] - GREAT. 367 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:07,344 - * [ Continues ] - OH, SHIT. 368 00:25:12,612 --> 00:25:15,722 - ALL RIGHT, MAN. WHAT YOU DOIN' ? - COME ON, ASSHOLE. 369 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:22,420 WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THESE CRAZY SONS A BITCHES ? 370 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:24,994 OH, SHIT. WE GONNA DIE. PULL OFF THE FUCKIN' ROAD. 371 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,564 PULL OFF THE FUCKIN' ROAD ! 372 00:25:27,594 --> 00:25:30,264 OH, SHIT ! 373 00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:33,472 - OH, SHIT ! - OH, SHIT. 374 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,055 HEY, EARL. 375 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,268 OH, SH-- 376 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,713 I'M ALIVE ! YOU ALIVE ! 377 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,641 HOW'D YOU KNOW THAT HILLBILLY WAS GONNA TURN FIRST ? 378 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,077 YOU DID KNOW HE WAS GONNA TURN FIRST, DIDN'T YA ? 379 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:23,322 [ Chuckles ] YOU KNOW WHAT ? 380 00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:26,549 IT DON'T EVEN MATTER. I'M ALIVE ! 381 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,485 YOU ALIVE, MAN ! 382 00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:42,503 GET OUT ! WHAT ? 383 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:48,474 GET OUT ! 384 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:51,077 IT'S NOT EVEN LOADED, REMEMBER ? 385 00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,610 [ Grunts ] 386 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:55,646 WHAT ARE YOU EVEN THINKING WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ? 387 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:58,382 YOU THINK YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET CAUGHT ? WE DIDN'T GET CAUGHT. 388 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:01,120 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. IT'S BEETLEHEADED. 389 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:03,263 IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOU DO GET CAUGHT. 390 00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,359 WHAT IS BEETLEHEADED ? 391 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,731 IT'S A SYNONYM FOR "STUPID." 392 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:13,067 OH. WELL, HERE'S A SYNONYM FOR "PROCREATION." FUCK YOU ! 393 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:15,199 IT'S EASY FOR YOU TO POINT THE FINGER... 394 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:17,174 WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' ON YOUR RICH ASS IN A BIG FUCKIN' HOUSE. 395 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,273 I'M NOT RICH. OH, YEAH. 396 00:27:19,305 --> 00:27:22,205 HOW BIG'S YOUR TV ? WHAT ? 397 00:27:22,241 --> 00:27:23,741 I SAY, HOW BIG'S YOUR TV ? FIFTY-INCH. 398 00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:27,646 GET IN THE CAR. OH, PLEASE. LET'S NOT MAKE THIS A SOCIAL ISSUE. 399 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,520 THE POINT IS THAT EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO ROB A PLACE, THERE ARE SMARTER WAYS TO DO IT. 400 00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:35,250 - ENLIGHTEN ME. - A MASK. WEAR A MASK. 401 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,617 YOU SEE, THE POLICE HAVE THIS THING CALLED A "LINEUP," 402 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,826 AND IF SOMEONE RECOGNIZES YOU, YOU GO TO JAIL ! 403 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:43,897 OH, HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A NOVEL IDEA ? CASE THE PLACE FIRST. 404 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:47,870 FIND OUT IF THERE'S A SECURITY CAMERA OR A HIDDEN ALARM. 405 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,200 THEN AGAIN, WHY EVEN ROB A CONVENIENCE STORE ? 406 00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:53,467 HOW MUCH MONEY COULD YOU POSSIBLY GET ? TWO, THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS ? 407 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,735 THEN WHAT ? YOU'RE SET FOR TWO DAYS ! WOW ! 408 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,575 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, LANKY ? I KNOW YOU GO FOR THE BIG SCORE. 409 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,678 ONE ROBBERY, YOU'RE SET. 410 00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:04,183 NEWS FLASH, BIG SLIM. 411 00:28:04,383 --> 00:28:06,353 PEOPLE WITH BIG MONEY, THEY PROTECT IT. 412 00:28:06,552 --> 00:28:09,562 SO YOU DO A LITTLE RESEARCH. TAKE QUALITY DESIGN GROUP WHERE I WORK. 413 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:12,218 MY BOSS KEEPS A TON OF CASH IN HIS VAULT. 414 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:15,358 AT NIGHT, THERE'S ONLY TWO GUARDS AND A PERSONAL SECURITY SYSTEM. 415 00:28:15,561 --> 00:28:18,261 NOW, IN THIS CASE, I HAPPEN TO EVEN KNOW THE CODE. 416 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,197 BUT EVEN IF I DIDN'T, I-- 417 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,466 WHAT ? 418 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,479 I GOT A BOOGER IN MY NOSE ? 419 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:36,319 WHAT ? 420 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:38,618 [ Imitating Phillip ] DIVERSIFY. 421 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,350 YOU CAN'T TRUST BANKS, NICK. 422 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:45,787 THE ENTIRE SYSTEM COULD CRUMBLE AT ANY SECOND. 423 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:49,555 THAT BASTARD'S SO HEAVILY LEVERAGED, IT WOULD WIPE HIM OUT. 424 00:28:49,762 --> 00:28:53,472 WAIT A MINUTE. AM I HEARING YOU RIGHT ? 425 00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:56,495 MR. "HIGH AND MIGHTY" IS GONNA ROB HIS BOSS ? 426 00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:02,908 YOU HEAR THAT, GILA MONSTERS ? 427 00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:05,642 OLD NICK BEAM HERE IS GONNA ROB HIS BOSS ! 428 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:10,445 I SAY, DO YOU HEAR THAT, GILA MONSTERS ? 429 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:14,322 YOU KNOW WHAT, NICK ? YOUR WIFE REALLY MESSED YOUR HEAD UP BAD, MAN. 430 00:29:16,823 --> 00:29:18,833 YOU'RE SERIOUS ? 431 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,460 HOW MUCH HE GOT ? 432 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,995 ONLY THE BULK OF HIS PERSONAL ASSETS. 433 00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,303 SIX, SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND. 434 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,665 YOU WHAT ? 435 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:35,843 HEY, YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP. OH, NO, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 436 00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:39,845 HEY, I WAS PRESENT AT THE TIME OF CREATIVE INSPIRATION, 437 00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:42,509 WHICH ENTITLES ME TO PARTIAL OWNERSHIP... 438 00:29:42,548 --> 00:29:44,378 IN THIS CRIMINALISTIC ENDEAVOR. 439 00:29:44,550 --> 00:29:47,020 [ Scoffs ] GET OUT. 440 00:29:47,053 --> 00:29:50,393 MAYBE I'LL JUST CALL QUALITY DESIGN GROUP WHEN WE GET BACK. 441 00:29:52,024 --> 00:29:54,664 [ Chuckles ] I WANT HALF. 442 00:29:56,628 --> 00:30:00,028 WE'RE GONNA BURY THIS ASSHOLE. 443 00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,866 SURE, YOU'RE RIGHT. [ Engine Starts ] 444 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:14,307 * IF YOU EVER PLAN 445 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,416 * TO MOTOR WEST 446 00:30:18,584 --> 00:30:21,824 * TRAVEL MY WAY TAKE THE HIGHWAY * 447 00:30:21,854 --> 00:30:24,624 * THAT'S THE BEST 448 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:27,526 * COME ON GET YOUR KICKS * 449 00:30:27,559 --> 00:30:29,529 * ON ROUTE SIXTY-- 450 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,401 [ Zips Zipper ] 451 00:30:39,605 --> 00:30:41,435 [ Closes Car Door ] * SIX 452 00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:45,912 * WELL, IT WINDS FROM CHICAGO * 453 00:30:46,112 --> 00:30:48,012 * TO L.A. 454 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:53,346 * MORE THAN 2,000 MILES 455 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:56,285 [ Phones Ringing ] 456 00:30:56,522 --> 00:31:00,032 - HIGHWAY SHOOTERS ? - ONE BLACK, ONE WHITE. YOU TELL ME ? 457 00:31:00,059 --> 00:31:02,289 YOU WERE THERE, AND THEY GOT AWAY ? 458 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:06,501 THEY WERE DRIVING A 1996 YUKON. 459 00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:09,642 - [ Ringing Continues ] - LICENSE ? 460 00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:13,041 YOU KNOW, IF I HAD A LICENSE NUMBER, BART, I WOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE... 461 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,642 EATING LARGE QUANTITIES OF SHIT, NOW, WOULD I ? NO, SIR. 462 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:19,747 MONITOR CALLS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE BORDER. FAX THAT PHOTO TO EVERY PRECINCT ON THE PLANET. 463 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:21,808 THERE'S SO MUCH AS A SNEEZE OUT THERE, 464 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:24,778 I WANNA FEEL THE MIST. 465 00:31:24,816 --> 00:31:26,816 [ Phone Ringing ] 466 00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:39,825 * I HEAR A VOICE 467 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,496 GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND A YOO HOO. THE MONEY'S ALL LOCKED UP. 468 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:48,808 THAT'LL BE 79 CENTS, PLEASE. [ Laughing ] 469 00:31:51,944 --> 00:31:53,814 * I SAID COME ON, LITTLE PRISONER * 470 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:56,575 * I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY 471 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:04,456 * [ Stereo: Rap ] [ Sniffing ] 472 00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:07,030 [ Grunting ] 473 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,996 SOMETHING STINKS, MAN. 474 00:32:10,029 --> 00:32:11,829 YOU SURE YOU AIN'T GOT A GAS LEAK ? 475 00:32:11,863 --> 00:32:14,403 IT'S MY SHOES. 476 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:16,673 YOUR SHOES ? 477 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:21,808 YOU EVER HEARD OF DR. SCHOLL'S ? 478 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,480 I SPILLED SOME GAS ON MY SHOES AT THE GAS STATION. 479 00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,851 YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU ROBBED. 480 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:32,682 OH, SO YOU GOT A CAMCORDER UP IN HERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 481 00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,018 I'M JUST CHECKIN' IT OUT, MAN. 482 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:37,494 PUT IT DOWN. I AIN'T GONNA BREAK IT, MAN. 483 00:32:37,523 --> 00:32:40,733 JUST LET ME CHECK IT OUT. JUST LET ME SEE. 484 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:44,628 YO, THIS IS YOUR WIFE ? 485 00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:49,043 MAN, I SEE WHY YOU WERE UPSET. 486 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:53,038 NOT BAD, NICK. NOT BAD, NICK. 487 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:55,112 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, FOR A CHEATIN' BITCH. 488 00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:57,841 LOOK, DON'T YOU CALL HER THAT. 489 00:32:57,876 --> 00:33:00,106 YOU DON'T KNOW HER. DON'T CALL HER THAT. 490 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:03,076 OKAY. NO DISRESPECT. OKAY ? 491 00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:06,653 WHAT SHOULD I CALL HER ? 492 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:10,115 MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED ? 493 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,156 [ Laughing ] GOD. 494 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,731 I'M JUST FUCKIN' WITH YOU, MAN. 495 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,900 YOU KNOW, THIS IS AN ALL RIGHT CAMERA FOR A REGULAR EIGHT. 496 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:20,128 - IT'S THE BEST ON THE MARKET. - LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU, NICK. 497 00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:23,666 IF YOU AIN'T GOT DIGITAL, YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT. 498 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,742 THIS HAS ONLY GOT ONE C.C.D. CHIP. 499 00:33:26,772 --> 00:33:29,442 BROADCAST HAS THREE, NICK. 500 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:33,678 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. WHAT, ARE YOU SURPRISED I KNOW SHIT ? 501 00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:36,922 THE GUY THAT SOLD ME THAT CAMERA JUST SET UP OUR COMPUTER NETWORK. 502 00:33:37,116 --> 00:33:41,046 - WINDOWS NT ? - NO. JUST WINDOWS. 503 00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:43,887 - MAN, GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT SHIT. - LOOK, HERE'S A NUTTY IDEA. 504 00:33:43,922 --> 00:33:46,022 IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFF, 505 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:48,228 WHY NOT USE THAT KNOWLEDGE AND GET A JOB ? 506 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,630 TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT ME. 507 00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:53,766 I'M NOT EXACTLY THE CORPORATE COLOR. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 508 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:57,699 - IF YOU WANTED A JOB, YOU COULD HAVE ONE. - THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD. 509 00:33:57,736 --> 00:34:01,506 - WHAT ? - THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD. 510 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,210 LOOK, I AM SORRY. I AM NOT UP ON ALL THIS... 511 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,212 JIVE-TALKIN', HOMEBOY LINGO. 512 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:08,684 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR HEAD ? 513 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:12,724 IT MEANS: THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' HEAD, MAN. 514 00:34:12,751 --> 00:34:15,491 WELL, GET IT OFF ! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF ! 515 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,521 I AIN'T TOUCHIN' THAT SHIT. GET IT OFF ! 516 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,257 GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IF OFF, GET IF OFF ! 517 00:34:20,292 --> 00:34:24,932 - GET IT OFF ! - YO, THAT'S A BIG FUCKIN' SPIDER, MAN. 518 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:26,803 [ Screaming ] OH, SHIT ! 519 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,942 [ Screaming Continues ] 520 00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,768 * [ Man Scatting ] 521 00:34:32,971 --> 00:34:35,071 * [ Scatting Continues ] NICK, IT'S JUST A SPIDER. 522 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:38,107 * I'M A SCAT MAN 523 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:41,784 NO, NO. NOW DON'T GO CRAZY. [ Laughing ] 524 00:34:41,813 --> 00:34:44,983 - YEAH, YOU GO, BOY. - * I'M A SCAT MAN 525 00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:50,986 HOLD ON, LET ME FOCUS. LET ME FOCUS ON THIS SHIT. 526 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:54,632 [ Chuckling ] * I'M A SCAT MAN 527 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:57,996 OH, SHIT. * [ Scatting Continues ] 528 00:34:58,029 --> 00:35:00,829 [ Laughing ] 529 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,644 YOU GOT THE HOT FOOT ! YO, NICK ! 530 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:13,014 GET ON THE GOOD FOOT. GET ON-- 531 00:35:13,044 --> 00:35:15,014 [ Grunting ] 532 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:19,016 * [ Stops ] AW, GOT IT ! 533 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,291 [ Giggling ] 534 00:35:28,394 --> 00:35:31,004 [ Exhales ] 535 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:33,667 [ Stifled Laughter ] 536 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,344 * I'M A SCAT MAN 537 00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:40,639 * [ Man Scatting ] 538 00:35:43,074 --> 00:35:45,684 * I'M A SCAT MAN 539 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,681 * [ Continues ] 540 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:55,748 * [ Continues ] 541 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,165 I GOTTA MAKE A CALL. YOU PUMP. 542 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,898 GIVE ME THE GUN. WHAT ? 543 00:36:12,103 --> 00:36:14,173 GIMME THE GUN. 544 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:18,678 MAN, I WASN'T GONNA ROB THE PLACE, MAN. 545 00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:21,250 THEN YOU WON'T NEED THIS. 546 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,050 [ Imitating Nick ] THEN YOU WON'T NEED THIS. 547 00:36:33,725 --> 00:36:35,625 YOU MUST BE REALLY FAST. 548 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,397 TWENTY DOLLARS ON PUMP NUMBER 15... 549 00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:44,042 AND A SOUR FRUITY TWIST. 550 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:50,378 - YOU A COP ? - NO. 551 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:53,039 YOU BASTARDS HAVE TRIED THIS TOO MANY TIMES ! 552 00:36:53,245 --> 00:36:55,105 OH, LISTEN-- SHUT UP ! 553 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:57,816 I WASN'T GONNA-- SHUT UP. 554 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:06,118 [ Ringing ] COUNTY SHERIFF'S STATION. 555 00:37:06,157 --> 00:37:08,757 HELLO, HELLO. 556 00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:10,964 UH-- YES, MAY I HELP YOU ? 557 00:37:11,162 --> 00:37:14,302 THAT SHOW, COPS, 558 00:37:14,333 --> 00:37:16,943 I LOVE IT. 559 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:19,335 HAVE YOU EVER HAD A REALLY BAD DAY ? 560 00:37:21,307 --> 00:37:23,677 I'M HAVIN' ONE RIGHT NOW. 561 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,482 NOW, LOOK, BABY, I TOLD YOU I'D BE HOME LATER. 562 00:37:26,512 --> 00:37:30,822 NOW, THIS GUY SAY HE GOT A JOB FOR ME PAYIN' BIG MONEY. 563 00:37:30,849 --> 00:37:33,789 OKAY, NOW, PLEASE, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME. NOT NOW. ALL RIGHT ? 564 00:37:33,819 --> 00:37:36,149 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. OKAY. 565 00:37:36,187 --> 00:37:38,687 [ Sighs ] 566 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:46,773 OH, OH. OH. 567 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:51,138 NOW ALL I WANT'S $20 ON PUMP NUMBER 15 AND A SOUR FRUITY TWIST. 568 00:37:51,169 --> 00:37:53,769 NOW IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK ? NO, SIR. 569 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:57,805 DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE YOUR GUN ? NO, SIR. 570 00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:00,249 WOULD YOU PLEASE RIP THE PHONE CORD OUT OF THE WALL ? 571 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:04,818 WHAT ? WOULD YOU RIP THE PHONE CORD OUT OF THE WALL, PLEASE ? 572 00:38:04,850 --> 00:38:06,990 THANK YOU. 573 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,858 THIS IS FOR THE PHONE AND FOR THE GUN... AND FOR THE SOUR FRUITY TWIST. 574 00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:15,886 AND $20 ON PUMP NUMBER 15. GO ON. 575 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,157 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. YES, SIR. 576 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:20,967 [ Machine Beeping ] 577 00:38:23,168 --> 00:38:25,138 LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 578 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:28,210 IT'S ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO ROB A PLACE, BUT IT AIN'T ALL RIGHT FOR ME ? 579 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,109 I DIDN'T ROB HIM. [ Scoffs ] 580 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,351 WELL, YOU GOT A FUNNY WAY OF NOT ROBBIN' A MOTHERFUCKER. 581 00:38:33,379 --> 00:38:35,949 NICK, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, MAN, BEFORE HE CALLS THE COPS. 582 00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,981 HE'S NOT GONNA CALL THE COPS. HOW DO YOU KNOW ? 583 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,946 I HAD HIM RIP THE PHONE CORD OUT OF THE WALL. 584 00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:43,916 OH, SHOOT. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 585 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,555 AND YOU GOT HIS GUN ? 586 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:50,102 NOT BAD, NICHOLAS. NOT BAD. 587 00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:06,808 * [ Car Stereo: Classical ] 588 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:10,315 * [ Humming ] 589 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:13,018 * [ Continues ] * [ Continues ] 590 00:39:26,898 --> 00:39:29,098 CHARLIE, THIS SHIT'S DEPRESSING THE SHIT OUT OF ME. 591 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,940 IT'S MAKIN' ME SAD. WHAT ? 592 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,140 OH, COME ON, MAN. THIS SHIT IS THE SHIT. 593 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,342 THIS IS THE SHIT. IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE YOU SAD. IT'S GRIM. 594 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,484 OH, MAN, COME ON. THIS IS THE SHIT. 595 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:42,950 THIS SHIT IS THE SHIT. THIS IS THE HELLIFIED LOVE MUSIC. 596 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:45,221 I'M IN BAD SHAPE OVER HERE. 597 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:49,117 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I CAN TUNE YOU IN... TO A NICE A.M. STATION... 598 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,190 AND GET YOU SOME DONNY OSMOND. 599 00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:54,192 [ Chuckling ] 600 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:57,955 CHARLIE, WHAT'S THIS ? SLOW DOWN. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. 601 00:39:58,163 --> 00:40:00,333 PULL OVER AND TURN THE HEADLIGHTS OFF. 602 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,907 YO, MAN, YOU COULD'VE GOTTEN ME A PIECE OF LICORICE. 603 00:40:15,113 --> 00:40:17,483 IT'S SOUR. SO. 604 00:40:17,516 --> 00:40:19,986 STILL COULD'VE GOTTEN ME A PIECE. 605 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:22,515 I DIDN'T THINK OF IT. OH, YOU DIDN'T THINK OF IT. 606 00:40:22,954 --> 00:40:25,464 JUST SELFISH, MAN. GUESS THAT'S THE WORLD. 607 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:28,961 YOU KNOW ? YOU JUST-- YOU JUST SELFISH. HERE. 608 00:40:44,009 --> 00:40:46,909 [ Gagging ] 609 00:40:46,945 --> 00:40:49,175 DAMN. 610 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:53,454 I SWEAR, WHITE PEOPLE MUST GOT TOTALLY DIFFERENT TASTE BUDS, MAN. 611 00:40:53,485 --> 00:40:56,085 THAT'S A VERY RACIST THING TO SAY. 612 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,161 OH, YEAH ? GOOD. 613 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:01,390 [ Chuckling ] 614 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:06,062 [ Car Hits Bumper ] WHAT THE F-- 615 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:10,198 WHOA, THEY'RE RAMMIN' US. 616 00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:13,565 THANKS FOR THE LATE-BREAKIN' NEWS. STEP ON THE GAS, NICK ! 617 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:16,142 [ Laughing ] I HATE NEW CARS. 618 00:41:16,374 --> 00:41:18,544 - [ Tires Screeching ] - WHOA ! 619 00:41:23,582 --> 00:41:26,652 LOOK AT HIS FACE, MAN. [ Laughing ] 620 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:30,015 - [ Mumbling ] - [ Laughing Continues ] 621 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:36,088 - OUR TURF, BABY. - [ Moans ] 622 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:43,031 [ Screaming ] 623 00:41:45,571 --> 00:41:47,571 [ Groaning ] 624 00:42:04,122 --> 00:42:05,962 THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE COPS. 625 00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:08,734 DEFINITELY NOT COPS. 626 00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,427 GET OUT OF THE CAR. 627 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,534 THERE YOU GO. 628 00:42:15,734 --> 00:42:18,474 ALL RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, BACK THE FUCK OFF ! 629 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,577 [ Cocking Guns ] 630 00:42:23,609 --> 00:42:26,779 OH, SHIT. [ Chuckling ] IT'S COOL. 631 00:42:26,812 --> 00:42:29,212 [ Chuckling Continues ] 632 00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:31,417 OH, YEAH, I'M COOL. WE COOL. 633 00:42:31,449 --> 00:42:33,319 I WAS JUST FUCKIN' WITH Y'ALL, MAN. 634 00:42:33,484 --> 00:42:35,594 HEY, WHAT'S UP ? Y'ALL LIVE AROUND HERE ? 635 00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:39,061 BRING YOUR ASS AROUND THE FRONT OF THE CAR. 636 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:42,460 COME ON, BABY, COME ON, BABY. THERE YOU GO. 637 00:42:42,493 --> 00:42:44,603 THERE YOU GO. 638 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:48,370 ALL RIGHT. OKAY. OH, SHIT. UH-HUH. WATCH YOUR FEET. 639 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,399 COME ON, RUBBER LEGS. LET'S GO. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKIN'. 640 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:54,243 WATCH YOUR FEET. THERE YOU GO, BABY. 641 00:42:54,439 --> 00:42:57,109 PERHAPS YOU TWO HAVEN'T HEARD THAT MY PARTNER AND I HERE... 642 00:42:57,308 --> 00:43:00,478 OWN THE RIGHTS TO ALL VIOLENT CRIME ON THIS PARTICULAR STRETCH OF HIGHWAY. 643 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:04,381 AND WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ANY UNAUTHORIZED CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES. 644 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:07,385 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE WERE-- 645 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,488 OH, SHIT. THAT'S MY CAR. 646 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,621 CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ? YEAH. 647 00:43:12,658 --> 00:43:15,158 I BET YOU USED TO SELL MORE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES... 648 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:17,363 THAN ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE WHOLE TROOP, DIDN'T YA ? 649 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:19,258 WHAT WERE YOU CALLING YOURSELF BACK THEN ? 650 00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:22,127 YOLANDA, YOU LITTLE BITCH ? 651 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:24,137 CYNTHIA ? SUSAN ? WHAT WAS IT ? I CAN'T REMEMBER. 652 00:43:24,169 --> 00:43:26,339 GUYS, I WILL BE GENTLE. DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. HUH ? 653 00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:29,171 NOW-- NOW, DON'T EVEN WORRY. [ Grunting ] 654 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:31,607 UH-HUH. [ Grunting ] 655 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:35,745 I HAVE THESE. 656 00:43:35,781 --> 00:43:38,321 OH, NOW THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH. 657 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:41,249 WHERE'D YOU PUT YOUR BOOTY ? [ Laughing ] 658 00:43:41,286 --> 00:43:44,656 [ Grunting ] 659 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:48,360 [ Laughing ] 660 00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:50,663 NOW I'VE DONE IT. 661 00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:53,826 I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE I LIKE LESS THAN YOU. 662 00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:55,225 SHIT. THAT'S A FANCY CASE, FRIEND. 663 00:43:57,836 --> 00:44:00,536 YOU KNOW, WHEN A SWEET-MOUTHED GIRL LIKE YOU HAS A FANCY CASE LIKE THIS, 664 00:44:00,571 --> 00:44:04,341 A MAN GETS TO THINKIN'... WHERE'S THE WALLET ? 665 00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:07,675 THAT'S IT. WE'RE DEAD, MAN. 666 00:44:07,713 --> 00:44:09,553 I'M GONNA NEED THAT WALLET, ALICE. 667 00:44:09,748 --> 00:44:13,748 WHERE'S THAT BIG, FAT WALLET ? GIVE IT TO ME. 668 00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,522 GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN' WALLET, YOU LITTLE BITCH. 669 00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,430 - YOU KNOW WHAT ? - NICK, NICK, WHAT YOU DOIN' ? 670 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,759 I'M SURE YOU'RE A REALLY SCARY GUY. 671 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:26,662 I'M SURE THAT, NORMALLY, PEOPLE JUST QUIVER... 672 00:44:26,698 --> 00:44:28,668 AT THE VERY SOUND OF YOUR VOICE. 673 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:30,840 BUT, YOU SEE, I CAN'T SEE THAT RIGHT NOW. 674 00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:33,369 I-I-I JUST SEE... 675 00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:36,374 A WEAK, DESPERATE LITTLE MAN... 676 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,407 THAT PROBABLY GREW UP TORTURING LITTLE ANIMALS. 677 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,614 SOME PUNY, LITTLE UNCOORDINATED... 678 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:45,820 CAN'T-MAKE-THE-FOOTBALL-TEAM- SO-I'LL-PICK-ON-THIRD-GRADERS- AND-STEAL-THEIR-LUNCH-MONEY... 679 00:44:45,851 --> 00:44:48,751 PUNK, JERK-OFF, BULLY... 680 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:51,117 THAT ONE DAY WAKES UP AND REALIZES HE'S NOTHING. 681 00:44:51,356 --> 00:44:55,556 JUST A SAD, PATHETIC, USELESS, ILLITERATE PIECE OF INBRED SHIT. 682 00:44:55,593 --> 00:44:59,903 I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW, I TOTALLY DISAGREE. 683 00:44:59,931 --> 00:45:03,231 [ Chuckling Sarcastically ] 684 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,538 TIME TO DIE. 685 00:45:09,574 --> 00:45:11,814 THAT JUST MAKES YOU MY BEST FRIEND. 686 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:16,782 ALL RIGHT, DROP THE FUCKIN' GUN. 687 00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:20,145 DROP THE FUCKIN' GUN ! 688 00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:22,188 GIVE ME THIS, MOTHERFUCKER. 689 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:25,220 NOW BACK THE FUCK UP BEFORE I KICK IN YOUR BITCH-ASS CHIN. 690 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:28,686 BACK THE FUCK UP ! I SAID, BACK THE FUCK UP ! 691 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:31,556 DIDN'T I SAY, BACK THE FUCK UP ? EVERYBODY, BACK THE FUCK UP. 692 00:45:31,596 --> 00:45:34,426 - [ Gasps ] - OH ! 693 00:45:35,834 --> 00:45:39,274 SHIT. 694 00:45:39,304 --> 00:45:42,814 - YOU SHOT ME. - I'M SORRY, NICK. 695 00:45:42,841 --> 00:45:46,311 PUT DOWN THE GUN. SHUT UP. 696 00:45:46,344 --> 00:45:49,954 YOU SHOT ME. I SAID, I'M SORRY, MAN. I-I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 697 00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:52,651 THE GUN JUST WENT OFF. 698 00:45:52,683 --> 00:45:54,553 YOU KNOW, I HAVE THAT SAME TROUBLE IN BED. 699 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:58,315 WELL, RARELY. EVERY ONCE IN A GREAT WHILE. 700 00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,756 - PUT DOWN THAT GUN, YOU IDIOT. - WOULD YOU SHUT UP ? I'M SHOT HERE. 701 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,503 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ? 702 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,929 YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ! LOOK AT YOURSELF. 703 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:09,325 - MAN, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. - YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. 704 00:46:09,367 --> 00:46:12,837 - HEY, HEY, HEY ! - PUT THAT FUCKING GUN DOWN BEFORE YOU TAKE A TOE HIT. 705 00:46:12,871 --> 00:46:16,441 - YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ! - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ! - SHUT THE FUCK UP ! 706 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:19,484 - SHUT THE FUCK UP, MAN ! - SHUT THE FUCK UP ! - HEY, HEY, HEY ! 707 00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:22,510 HEY ! EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP ! 708 00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:25,277 NOW, EVERYBODY, SHUT THE FUCK UP ! 709 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:26,946 ESPECIALLY YOU. SHUT THE FUCK UP. 710 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:29,518 YOU LIKE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES ? COME HERE. COME HERE. 711 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:31,864 YOU WANT COOKIE ? HERE'S A COOKIE. 712 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:35,030 NOW BACK THE FUCK UP LIKE I DONE TOLD YOU TWO DUMB-ASS MOTHER-- 713 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:37,460 BACK UP, BACK UP. 714 00:46:39,064 --> 00:46:42,004 [ Hissing ] [ Grunting ] 715 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:45,803 GET IN THE CAR, NICK ! LOOK AT YOU NOW. 716 00:46:46,004 --> 00:46:47,714 [ Grunting ] 717 00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:49,876 THAT'S GOOD. 718 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:54,375 BYE, COWBOYS ! [ Chuckles ] 719 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:09,387 [ Gasping ] NICK. 720 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,397 WHY THE HELL YOU START UP WITH THAT GUY, MAN ? 721 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:15,299 - YOU SHOT ME. - I'M SORRY. 722 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,603 YOU SHOT ME. I'M SORRY. 723 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:23,066 YOU DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE. 724 00:47:23,108 --> 00:47:25,578 YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU STEP ON SOMEONE'S TOE, 725 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,650 OR YOU ACCIDENTALLY BREAK THEIR GLASSES, 726 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,719 OR YOU FART WHILE THEY'RE EATING. 727 00:47:30,748 --> 00:47:32,948 YOU DON'T SAY YOU'RE SORRY WHEN YOU SHOOT SOMEONE. 728 00:47:33,384 --> 00:47:35,794 SHIT. [ Gasping ] 729 00:47:36,021 --> 00:47:39,391 OH, MY GOD. IT'S GOING NUMB. IT'S GOING NUMB. IT'S GOING NUMB. 730 00:47:39,424 --> 00:47:42,534 - WHAT ? - [ Gasping ] 731 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,700 IT. - [ Gasping Continues ] 732 00:47:52,037 --> 00:47:54,767 OH, MY GOD ! 733 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:57,605 NICK, THAT'S THE MOST HIDEOUS THING I EVER SEEN. 734 00:47:57,642 --> 00:48:00,752 HEY, YO, MAN, YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF YOU WRAP YOUR ARM IN ICE, 735 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,548 THEY CAN REATTACH IT. 736 00:48:03,581 --> 00:48:06,651 [ Laughing ] 737 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,624 THAT'S FUNNY, MAN. 738 00:48:09,654 --> 00:48:12,624 THAT'S A BABY GASH. SHUT UP. 739 00:48:12,657 --> 00:48:14,857 BUT IT'S A BABY GASH. 740 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,462 IT COULD'VE BEEN A LOT WORSE. IT COULD'VE BEEN A LOT WORSE. 741 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:20,525 IT COULD'VE BEEN, BUT IT WASN'T. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, SHOOTING ? 742 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,465 LOOK, JUST CALM DOWN, ALL RIGHT ? 743 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:26,100 YOU'RE GONNA UPSET YOUR WOUND. [ Chuckles ] 744 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,837 [ Chuckling Continues ] 745 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:49,425 YEAH. DO YOU FOLKS WANT A LIFT SOMEWHERE ? 746 00:48:49,460 --> 00:48:51,100 - WHERE YOU FROM ? - LONDON. 747 00:48:51,129 --> 00:48:53,099 ME TOO ! REALLY ? 748 00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:54,971 YEAH ! THAT'S TERRIFIC. 749 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:59,500 HOP IN ME CAR. LET'S GO THEN. COME ON. JUMP IN. LET'S GO. 750 00:48:59,537 --> 00:49:03,007 OH, THIS IS GREAT. [ Charlie ] HEY, WOULD YOU SCOOT OVER A SMIDGEN ? 751 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,141 [ Grunting ] [ Laughing ] 752 00:49:05,176 --> 00:49:08,676 SORRY ABOUT THAT. CHEERS, MATE. 753 00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:11,783 [ Laughing ] 754 00:49:11,816 --> 00:49:14,746 NICK BEAM. 755 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:18,515 - WHERE WE HEADED ? - L.A. 756 00:49:20,525 --> 00:49:22,885 [ Laughing ] CITY OF ANGELS. 757 00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,543 SO WHERE YOU PLAN ON STAYIN' TONIGHT ? 758 00:49:34,572 --> 00:49:37,612 I'LL JUST SLEEP IN THE CAR. YEAH, RIGHT. 759 00:49:37,642 --> 00:49:39,712 YOU CAN STAY AT MY PLACE, BROTHER. 760 00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:44,054 THANKS. WELL, JUST FOR THE NIGHT. 761 00:49:44,082 --> 00:49:46,552 WHAT ? DID YOU THINK I WAS ASKING YOU TO MOVE IN ? 762 00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:49,054 NO, I WAS JUST SAYIN'-- PLEASE, MR. BEAM. 763 00:49:49,087 --> 00:49:52,557 - STAY WITH ME FOREVER. - JUST SHUT UP. 764 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,787 MR. BEAM. SHUT UP. 765 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:59,557 MR. BEAM, MR. BEAM, MR. BEAM. YOU KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP ? 766 00:49:59,764 --> 00:50:01,604 MR. BEAM. IS IT IN YOUR VOCABULARY ? 767 00:50:01,766 --> 00:50:03,766 STAY WITH ME FOREVER, MR. BEAM. DO YOU EVER SHUT UP ? 768 00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:06,501 WILL YOU STAY WITH ME FOREVER, MR. BEAM ? 769 00:50:25,956 --> 00:50:27,886 [ Panting ] 770 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,756 LOOK HERE. WHEN YOU MEET MY WIFE, 771 00:50:31,962 --> 00:50:34,132 SHE DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT MY SIDELINE GIG. 772 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:36,072 YOU MEAN SHE DOESN'T KNOW YOU'RE A THIEF ? 773 00:50:36,101 --> 00:50:38,271 I'M NOT A THIEF, OKAY ? 774 00:50:38,303 --> 00:50:41,713 I JUST DABBLE IN FUTURE USED GOODS. 775 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:45,636 WELL, WHAT DOES SHE THINK YOU DO ALL DAY ? LOOK FOR WORK, MAN. 776 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:51,823 MAYBE IF YOU DID LOOK FOR WORK, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO STEAL. 777 00:50:51,982 --> 00:50:55,022 [ Chuckles ] DON'T JUDGE ME. 778 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:57,562 [ Scoffs ] 779 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,161 [ Whispers ] YOU STEPPED ON MY SHOE. 780 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,673 I DON'T USUALLY GET IN THIS LATE. 781 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:12,667 [ Sighs ] BABY, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 782 00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:16,913 NO, NO, NO. NO, TALK TO ME. EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW. 783 00:51:16,941 --> 00:51:20,581 I GOT MUGGED. 784 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:23,611 OKAY, I DIDN'T GET MUGGED. I GOT MUGGED. 785 00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:28,248 I GOT MUGGED. HE GOT BEAT UP. THANK-- 786 00:51:28,286 --> 00:51:30,886 REMEMBER HOW I WAS TELLIN' YOU I HAD A JOB INTERVIEW ? 787 00:51:30,921 --> 00:51:32,991 BABY, THAT'S HIM. HE RIGHT THERE. 788 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:35,933 THAT'S THE PLAYER RIGHT THERE. 789 00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:41,970 MY NAME'S NICK. NICK BEAM. NICE TO MEET YOU. 790 00:51:41,999 --> 00:51:43,999 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP GETTIN' INTO TROUBLE, TERRANCE ? 791 00:51:44,034 --> 00:51:46,844 - TERRANCE ? - "T." 792 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:49,841 OKAY ? MY FRIENDS CALL ME "T." YOU CAN KISS MY ASS. BOO ! 793 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,010 - OKAY, TERRANCE. - OH, MAMA. 794 00:51:53,043 --> 00:51:56,813 PLEASE GO ON BACK TO BED, MAMA. 795 00:51:57,014 --> 00:51:59,854 WHAT KIND OF MAN STAYS OUT TILL 2:30 IN THE MORNING, 796 00:51:59,884 --> 00:52:01,954 THEN COMES BACK LOOKIN' LIKE A BRUISED TURD ? 797 00:52:01,986 --> 00:52:04,656 MAMA, I AIN'T-- DON'T YOU TALK BACK. 798 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:07,629 DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR MOTHER. [ Gasping ] 799 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:10,655 [ Chuckling ] [ Stammering ] W-- WHAT-- WHAT'D I DO ? 800 00:52:10,695 --> 00:52:13,025 YOU GOT THAT SLAP 'CAUSE YOU WITH HIM. 801 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:16,103 - AND I KNOW YOU'RE PART OF WHATEVER BADNESS HE'S INTO. - MAMA, ENOUGH. 802 00:52:16,133 --> 00:52:19,143 YOU GOT SOME EXPLAININ' TO DO IN THE MORNING, MR. GENTLEMAN. 803 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:22,210 NOW YOU THINK ON THAT. OOF. 804 00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,710 [ Whimpering ] 805 00:52:27,245 --> 00:52:30,915 WHY DO YOU KEEP ON SPANKIN' ME, MAMA ? 806 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,223 OKAY. [ Gasping ] 807 00:52:35,253 --> 00:52:38,263 [ Chuckles ] SHH. 808 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,986 NO, GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. [ Gulps ] 809 00:52:41,025 --> 00:52:42,985 OKAY. OH. 810 00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:44,997 [ Chuckles ] 811 00:52:45,029 --> 00:52:47,729 NOW YOU COME HERE. 812 00:52:47,765 --> 00:52:50,095 MAMA DIDN'T HAVE TO SMACK ME THREE TIMES. 813 00:52:50,335 --> 00:52:53,095 [ Chuckling ] [ Gunfire ] 814 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,339 WE GOTTA MOVE OUT OF HERE. I KNOW. 815 00:52:57,375 --> 00:52:59,335 I KNOW. 816 00:53:00,945 --> 00:53:02,845 I HEARD GUNSHOTS. 817 00:53:03,047 --> 00:53:04,877 [ T. ] HEY, THERE. 818 00:53:05,082 --> 00:53:07,922 HEY, WHAT YOU DOING UP THIS LATE, PAL ? 819 00:53:07,952 --> 00:53:10,822 HUH ? WHAT'S UP ? WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THIS LATE ? 820 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:14,255 OH, HOMEY, WE WOKE YOU. 821 00:53:14,292 --> 00:53:16,892 NOW LOOK, DON'T WORRY. GIVE DADDY A KISS. 822 00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:19,757 DON'T WORRY. I AIN'T GONNA LET NOTHIN' HAPPEN TO Y'ALL. 823 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,174 YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT ? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE ? 824 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:25,369 NO, I'M COOL, LITTLE MAN. 825 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,743 HEY, YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ? 826 00:53:27,772 --> 00:53:30,042 YES, SIR. I SAID, DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ? 827 00:53:30,241 --> 00:53:32,711 HMM ? HMM ? Y-- YES, SIR. 828 00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:37,283 - WHAT ABOUT YOU, LITTLE MISS ? DID YOU DO ALL YOUR HOMEWORK ? - I DON'T HAVE ANY HOMEWORK. 829 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:39,975 YOU DON'T HAVE NO HOMEWORK ? 830 00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:42,117 ALL RIGHT, TIME TO GO BACK TO BED. LET'S GO. 831 00:53:42,152 --> 00:53:46,262 * HUT-TWO-THREE-FOUR MAKE A RIGHT AT THE RIGHT DOOR * 832 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:49,961 * MAKE YOUR CHOICE 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO GROW UP TO BE SUCCESSFUL * 833 00:53:49,994 --> 00:53:53,064 I HOPE THIS ISN'T AN INCONVENIENCE FOR YOU. 834 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:55,397 NOT AT ALL. YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE MAN. 835 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:58,973 TERRANCE CAN USE A FEW OF THOSE IN HIS LIFE. 836 00:53:59,003 --> 00:54:00,843 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 837 00:54:01,005 --> 00:54:02,805 THANKS. 838 00:54:08,245 --> 00:54:10,005 HEY. MM. 839 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,747 MMM. MMM. 840 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:22,787 [ Sighs ] 841 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:26,420 [ Moaning Pleasurably ] 842 00:55:57,588 --> 00:55:59,918 [ Laughing ] 843 00:56:14,539 --> 00:56:17,579 YOU KNOW, I NEVER NOTICED BEFORE, BUT YOU GOT REALLY NICE EYES. 844 00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:19,978 - SHUT UP ! - BUT YOU DO. 845 00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,910 LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 846 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:25,553 I'M COMMITTING ARMED ROBBERY FOR TWO FLASHLIGHTS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 847 00:56:25,950 --> 00:56:27,590 LET'S GO. 848 00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:47,268 FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER ! 849 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:51,044 YOU MOVE YOUR ASS SO MUCH AS AN INCH, I'LL BLOW IT OFF ! 850 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,405 YOU HEAR ME, MOTHERFUCKER ? 851 00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,514 HEY. YOU HEAR ME ? WHAT ? 852 00:56:55,946 --> 00:57:00,276 WHY YOU ACTING SO MEAN ? HEY, LOOK, MAN. NOW AIN'T THE FUCKIN' TIME, ALL RIGHT ? 853 00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:03,447 - YOU SAY SCARY SHIT, IT SCARES 'EM. - YEAH, BUT YOU HAVE A GUN. 854 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:07,288 PLUS, WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS A STEREOTYPICAL ROBBER THING. 855 00:57:07,324 --> 00:57:11,904 I MEAN, IT'S A LOT SCARIER IF SOMEONE WITH A GUN IS CALM AND COOL AND COLLECTED, MAN. 856 00:57:11,929 --> 00:57:13,999 THAT'S BULLSHIT, MAN. DON'T-- 857 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:16,171 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 858 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,140 COME HERE. 859 00:57:18,335 --> 00:57:21,135 COME HERE. 860 00:57:21,338 --> 00:57:23,538 COME HERE. 861 00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:29,253 NOW, LOOK, HENRY, 862 00:57:29,279 --> 00:57:31,649 WE'RE GONNA TAKE SOME THINGS OUTTA HERE, 863 00:57:31,682 --> 00:57:35,652 AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAND THERE. 864 00:57:37,955 --> 00:57:39,615 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT ? 865 00:57:39,657 --> 00:57:42,387 NO. 866 00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:46,562 GOOD. 867 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:53,236 NOW, HONESTLY, WHICH ONE DID YOU THINK WAS SCARIER ? 868 00:57:55,139 --> 00:57:58,239 HONESTLY ? MM-HMM. 869 00:57:59,744 --> 00:58:02,154 - HE WAS SCARIER. - [ Laughs ] 870 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:06,349 REALLY ? YOU DIDN'T FIND WHAT HE DID CONTRIVED ? 871 00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:09,323 NO. IT WAS SCARY. 872 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:12,220 WELL, WHAT PART ? 873 00:58:12,256 --> 00:58:16,056 WELL, THE, UH... "FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER" PART WAS SCARY. 874 00:58:16,093 --> 00:58:19,333 AND THEN HE LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT IF I MOVED MY ASS, 875 00:58:19,363 --> 00:58:22,033 IT MIGHT BE BLOWN OFF. 876 00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:24,542 [ Sighs ] 877 00:58:24,569 --> 00:58:27,199 YOU WERE SCARY TOO. 878 00:58:27,404 --> 00:58:29,974 OH, COME ON, YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT. YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE. 879 00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,737 NO, I'M NOT. I THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY SCARY. 880 00:58:32,777 --> 00:58:34,707 REALLY ? YEAH. 881 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:38,575 - WELL, THANK YOU, HENRY. - YO, CHECK IT OUT. 882 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:41,216 THEY'RE FLASHLIGHTS WITH A.M./F.M. RADIO ON IT. 883 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:45,691 THEY ALL THAT. YOU CAN LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC WHILE THE LIGHT'S ON, BOY. 884 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:47,960 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ! 885 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:51,262 COME ON. [ Bell On Door Rings ] 886 00:58:56,066 --> 00:58:59,296 FREEZE, SUCKER-BITCH ! 887 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:02,536 THAT WAS MUCH BETTER. 888 00:59:02,573 --> 00:59:06,213 THANK YOU, HENRY. SEE YA LATER NOW. 889 00:59:06,410 --> 00:59:09,210 WHAT THE HELL IS "SUCKER-BITCH" ? 890 00:59:09,246 --> 00:59:12,446 [ Electrical Buzzing ] 891 00:59:12,482 --> 00:59:16,452 * [ Techno ] 892 00:59:27,164 --> 00:59:31,074 [ Man With Deep Voice ] * I WANNA LIVE IN THE JUNGLE 893 00:59:31,101 --> 00:59:34,401 * WHERE YOU DON'T GOT TO WEAR NO CLOTHES * 894 00:59:34,438 --> 00:59:37,138 * AND THEY GOT NO BOUTIQUES * 895 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:39,644 * NOTHIN' CHIC 896 00:59:39,677 --> 00:59:42,647 * IN THE JUNGLE THEY DON'T HAVE NO DISCO * 897 00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:45,080 [ Charlie ] YO, YO, RIG ! 898 00:59:45,115 --> 00:59:47,615 HEY, YO, RIG ! 899 00:59:47,652 --> 00:59:50,622 YEAH, COME ON OVER HERE AND MEET GINGER AND MARY ANN. 900 00:59:53,758 --> 00:59:55,688 OW ! GOD ! [ Grunts ] 901 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:58,303 CHARLIE, WE GOTTA GO ! 902 01:00:54,418 --> 01:00:57,588 * GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO * 903 01:00:57,755 --> 01:01:00,825 * GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO * 904 01:01:00,858 --> 01:01:03,158 * BREAK, BREAK * GO, GO, GO GO, GO, GO * 905 01:01:03,193 --> 01:01:06,533 HEY, NICK, WHAT FLOOR IS IT ON ? FIFTEENTH. 906 01:01:06,731 --> 01:01:09,301 WHAT FIFTEENTH ? COME ON. 907 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,543 WHY CAN'T WE JUST USE THE ELEVATOR ? 908 01:01:11,568 --> 01:01:14,638 'CAUSE THERE'S A GUARD THAT PATROLS THE BUILDING. THIS IS BULLSHIT ! 909 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:18,211 COME ON, MAN. IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT. THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE THERE ANYWAY. 910 01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:20,682 LOOK, I KNOW WE'RE GONNA GO BACK MONDAY AND GET HIM. I JUST WANNA CHECK IT OUT. 911 01:01:20,711 --> 01:01:22,811 TAKE A LEFT HERE, WILL YOU ? 912 01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:26,547 YOU SERIOUSLY BUSTED UP MY PARTY. YOU KNOW THAT. 913 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:29,291 THOSE GIRLS WERE ATTRACTED TO YOU. CHRIST'S SAKE, THEY'RE ONLY HUMAN. 914 01:01:29,453 --> 01:01:32,163 - YOU'RE A HANDSOME MAN. WE WILL GO BACK. - I'LL HOLD YOU TO THAT. 915 01:01:32,189 --> 01:01:34,759 OKAY. MM-HMM. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 916 01:01:34,959 --> 01:01:38,729 [ Laughing ] YOU SHARP. 917 01:01:38,763 --> 01:01:40,703 OKAY. YEAH. 918 01:01:40,898 --> 01:01:42,898 [ Panting ] [ Clanging ] 919 01:01:46,971 --> 01:01:50,611 [ Grunts, Panting ] BEAT YOU. 920 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:53,440 I CARRIED THE DAMN BAG. I STILL BEAT YOU. 921 01:01:53,477 --> 01:01:56,207 BEAT ME AT WHAT ? CLIMBING STEPS ? 922 01:01:57,481 --> 01:02:00,281 GUESS WE'LL CALL YOU THE "STEP KING." 923 01:02:05,890 --> 01:02:08,160 OH, SHIT. 924 01:02:10,227 --> 01:02:12,327 NO PROBLEM. I KNOW THE CODE. 925 01:02:18,002 --> 01:02:20,742 WHAT ? COME ON. COME ON. 926 01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:24,936 SHIT ! 927 01:02:25,342 --> 01:02:27,642 THAT ASSHOLE MUST'VE CHANGED THE CODE. 928 01:02:27,677 --> 01:02:29,877 STEP ASIDE. LET ME TAKE A LOOK. LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 929 01:02:29,914 --> 01:02:31,884 OKAY, LET ME LOOK. MM-HMM. 930 01:02:31,916 --> 01:02:35,316 MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 931 01:02:35,352 --> 01:02:39,792 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ? - YOU GOT 12 POSSIBLE STATIONS. YOU'RE ONLY USING SEVEN. 932 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:43,530 I'M GONNA MAKE THE OTHER FIVE STATIONS ACTIVE, RUN A TEST MODE... 933 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,230 AND FORCE THE SYSTEM INTO ROTATION. 934 01:02:46,263 --> 01:02:48,433 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ? 935 01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,835 [ Beeping ] 936 01:02:50,868 --> 01:02:53,668 WE GOT FIVE MINUTES. 937 01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:05,776 HERE. PUT ON YOUR MASK. 938 01:03:05,816 --> 01:03:09,316 IS THAT MASK SWEATY ? I THINK THAT'S THE ONE I HID BEHIND MY BALLS. 939 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:11,323 [ Chuckles ] [ Grunts ] 940 01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:12,715 ALL RIGHT. 941 01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:39,480 YEAH, ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 942 01:03:39,516 --> 01:03:42,616 OOH, YEAH. LET'S GO. WE GOT THREE MINUTES. LET'S GO. 943 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,392 - LOOKIN' GOOD. - YEAH. 944 01:03:45,422 --> 01:03:49,432 PUT THE MONEY IN THERE. LET'S GO. ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 945 01:03:51,395 --> 01:03:55,665 HERE WE GO. MONEY. [ Laughs ] MONEY. 946 01:03:55,699 --> 01:03:57,999 LET'S GO. MASK, MASK. 947 01:04:01,505 --> 01:04:04,735 LET'S GO, BABY. LET'S GO, BABY LET'S GO ! 948 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:22,794 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN' ? NICK ? 949 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,635 OKAY, THAT'S REAL CLEVER, NICK. LET'S GO. 950 01:04:34,571 --> 01:04:36,771 COME ON, MAN. 951 01:04:42,646 --> 01:04:44,916 AH. 952 01:04:44,949 --> 01:04:48,619 THIS IS VERY NICE. IT'S VERY NICE. IT'S VERY NICE. 953 01:04:48,652 --> 01:04:51,892 OH. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF SHIT. 954 01:04:51,922 --> 01:04:53,962 NICK. [ Grunts ] 955 01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,791 VERY NICE. VERY NICE. VERY NICE. 956 01:04:56,826 --> 01:05:01,766 AAAH ! 957 01:05:01,798 --> 01:05:04,068 YEAH ! 958 01:05:04,101 --> 01:05:07,801 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. YOU DONE CUT THE DICK OFF A STATUE. 959 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:13,981 HOW'S IT FEEL, PHILLIP ? 960 01:05:14,178 --> 01:05:18,618 YOU HAD IT ALL, BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR YOU. YOU HAD TO MESS WITH ME. 961 01:05:19,950 --> 01:05:22,950 [ Whispering ] NOBODY MESSES WITH NICK BEAM. 962 01:05:22,987 --> 01:05:25,617 OOH. 963 01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:36,934 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 964 01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,767 * [ Rock 'N' Roll ] 965 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:56,551 * I FEEL LUCKY 966 01:05:57,521 --> 01:06:00,521 * I JUST FEEL THAT WAY 967 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:05,726 * I'M ON A BUS TO ATLANTIC CITY * 968 01:06:05,895 --> 01:06:09,625 * LATER ON TODAY 969 01:06:13,037 --> 01:06:16,167 YOUR FACE, MAN. YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 970 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:20,883 IT DOES MATTER. THEY CATCH YOU, THEY CATCH ME. IT DAMN WELL MATTERS ! 971 01:06:20,910 --> 01:06:25,050 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] * I'M A WINNER 972 01:06:25,082 --> 01:06:28,492 HEY, MAN, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME, MAN. I'M NOT GOIN' DOWN FOR THIS SHIT. 973 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:36,585 * AND NOW I KNOW 974 01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,656 * WHY I'VE BEEN SENT 975 01:06:59,683 --> 01:07:01,523 HMM. 976 01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:12,696 * [ Radio: Rap ] 977 01:07:12,729 --> 01:07:16,529 * 978 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:20,273 * LITTLE RUMP SHAKER SHE CAN REALLY SHAKE AND BAKE * 979 01:07:20,304 --> 01:07:22,544 - * SHE'S GOT SKILLS - [ Grunts ] 980 01:07:22,572 --> 01:07:25,742 * 981 01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:28,145 - * WATCH HER SLIPPIN' AND A SLIDIN' * - HERE ! 982 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,845 - * MAKIN' BOOTY LEFT TO RIGHT * - HERE ! 983 01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:33,250 * SHE'S GOT SKILLS 984 01:07:33,283 --> 01:07:37,053 [ Radio Stops ] 985 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:48,528 HMM. THE ALARM MUST'VE BEEN SET. 986 01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,595 * [ Radio: Static Humming ] 987 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:53,144 * [ Stations Rapidly Changing ] 988 01:07:53,170 --> 01:07:57,970 * [ Industrial ] 989 01:07:58,007 --> 01:08:00,077 * [ Volume Increasing ] 990 01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:07,250 [ Man On Radio: Distorted ] * ADDRESSING THE GROOVE I SAY A DRINKIN' AGAIN * 991 01:08:07,284 --> 01:08:11,164 * JUST SMOKIN' SMACK INSIDE THE CIGARETTES AND LOOKIN' PALE AND THIN * 992 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:13,988 * IT'S A SHAME 993 01:08:14,023 --> 01:08:17,763 * IT'S A PITY IN NEW YORK CITY * 994 01:08:17,961 --> 01:08:20,261 * WELL 995 01:08:34,678 --> 01:08:39,178 * WELL, WELL, WELL WELL, WELL * 996 01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:42,146 * SOMETAS CHANGED 997 01:08:42,186 --> 01:08:44,346 * THE WAY THESE PEOPLE THINK 998 01:08:44,388 --> 01:08:47,688 * [ Slow ] 999 01:08:47,724 --> 01:08:53,564 * 1000 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:58,097 [ Man On Radio In High Voice ] * HEY THERE, LONELY GIRL 1001 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:02,344 * LONELY GIRL 1002 01:09:02,739 --> 01:09:07,679 * LET ME MAKE YOUR BROKEN HEART LIKE NEW * 1003 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:12,575 OH, SHIT. * HEY THERE, LONELY-- 1004 01:09:24,394 --> 01:09:26,704 WHITE PEOPLE. 1005 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:34,600 [ Laughing ] OUR DATES. 1006 01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:51,662 [ T., Nick Laughing ] 1007 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,758 OH ! 1008 01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:56,857 OH. OHH, SHIT. [ Chuckles ] 1009 01:09:56,893 --> 01:09:59,233 OH-HO-HO. LOOK AT THIS, MAN ! 1010 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:03,869 MAMA-SAY, MAMA-SA, MAKUSA ! OH, SMACK ME TWO TIMES ! 1011 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,940 CALM DOWN. [ Chuckles ] 1012 01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:08,909 MY SON IS GOING TO THE BEST SCHOOLS. 1013 01:10:08,938 --> 01:10:11,838 MY DAUGHTER, SHE AIN'T EVEN GONNA KNOW WHAT A FOOD STAMP IS. 1014 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:15,805 MY WIFE, WE GOIN' OUT ALL THE TIME. [ Chuckles ] 1015 01:10:15,979 --> 01:10:17,809 ALL THE TIME ! 1016 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:22,724 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN ? 1017 01:10:22,919 --> 01:10:25,459 NOTHING. 1018 01:10:25,489 --> 01:10:30,029 YOU SWEATIN' THAT BULLSHIT, AIN'T YOU ? YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO TO THAT GUY, MAN. 1019 01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:33,799 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT ? PUT THAT SHIT BEHIND YOU. WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 1020 01:10:33,830 --> 01:10:37,230 WHERE YOU GOIN' ? WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 1021 01:10:37,434 --> 01:10:40,104 I'M JUST GONNA-- I'M JUST GONNA TAKE A WALK. 1022 01:10:40,304 --> 01:10:42,314 ALL RIGHT. WELL, HURRY BACK. 1023 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:45,409 I GOT WILLPOWER, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH. 1024 01:10:45,442 --> 01:10:48,982 [ Chuckles ] YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ? YEAH. 1025 01:10:49,178 --> 01:10:51,318 * THERE IS SOMETHIN' 1026 01:10:51,348 --> 01:10:55,178 * ON YOUR MIND 1027 01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:03,826 * BY THE WAY YOU LOOK AT ME * 1028 01:11:08,465 --> 01:11:10,865 * THERE IS SOMETHIN' 1029 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:15,270 * ON YOUR MIND, HONEY 1030 01:11:19,309 --> 01:11:22,379 DID YOU EVER DO SOMETHIN' THAT YOU THOUGHT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GREAT ? 1031 01:11:22,779 --> 01:11:24,779 IN A WEIRD WAY, YOU ALMOST FEEL WORSE. 1032 01:11:24,981 --> 01:11:27,481 REVENGE, HUH. SOME THINGS HURT NO MATTER WHAT. 1033 01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:29,817 THAT MUST BE A FACT OF LIFE. 1034 01:11:29,853 --> 01:11:33,363 * AND WHAT YOU'RE THINKIN' [ Danielle ] HI ! 1035 01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:36,860 HI ! [ Chuckles ] NICK. 1036 01:11:36,893 --> 01:11:39,903 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ? [ Giggles ] 1037 01:11:40,063 --> 01:11:43,203 DANIELLE. OOPS. 1038 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:46,070 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN' HERE. [ Chuckles ] 1039 01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:50,835 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE ? SHEILA, MY BEST FRIEND-- WELL, SHE USED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND. 1040 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,440 I GUESS, TECHNICALLY, MARCY WOULD BE MY BEST FRIEND. 1041 01:11:53,477 --> 01:11:56,377 I MEAN, THEY BOTH THINK THEY'RE MY BEST FRIEND, WHICH IS OKAY BY ME. 1042 01:11:56,413 --> 01:12:00,823 BUT ONCE I DID HAVE THIS NIGHTMARE WHERE SHEILA AND MARCY ARE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER, 1043 01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:03,150 AND THIS ESKIMO GUY COMES OVER AND SAYS, "PICK." 1044 01:12:03,186 --> 01:12:06,256 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE. I MEAN, AN ESKIMO GUY. WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT ? 1045 01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:10,033 - [ Chuckles ] - ANYWAY, SHEILA'S VISITING AND SHE'S STAYING HERE. 1046 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,329 SO I THOUGHT I'D TAKE HER TO A PARTY AND SHOW HER A GOOD TIME. 1047 01:12:12,362 --> 01:12:16,232 AND SHE MEETS THIS GUY AND GOES HOME WITH HIM INSTEAD. AND, OH, WELL. 1048 01:12:16,265 --> 01:12:19,365 YOU REALLY LOOK GOOD. 1049 01:12:19,403 --> 01:12:22,413 YOU LOOK-- YOU LOOK GOOD TOO. 1050 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,979 THANK YOU. DO YOU WANT... A DRINK ? 1051 01:12:26,009 --> 01:12:28,449 UH-HUH. YEAH. SURE. [ Giggles ] 1052 01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:31,523 YOU KNOW, I'M SUCH A KLUTZ. 1053 01:12:31,548 --> 01:12:35,078 I SPILLED BEER ALL OVER MY DRESS EARLIER. 1054 01:12:35,118 --> 01:12:39,288 AND, WELL, I THINK IT'S STAINED. DID IT STAIN, NICK ? 1055 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:53,466 I HAVE SHEILA'S ROOM KEY. YOU WANNA COME UP ? 1056 01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,210 * LET'S GET HOT * OH, YES, IT'S LADIES' NIGHT 1057 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,579 * AND THE VIBES IS RIGHT 1058 01:12:58,975 --> 01:13:03,375 * OH, YES, IT'S LADIES' NIGHT OH, WHAT A NIGHT * * OH, WHAT A NIGHT 1059 01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:07,853 * OH, YES, IT'S LADIES' NIGHT AND THE FEELING'S RIGHT * 1060 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:12,464 * OH, YES, IT'S LADIES' NIGHT OH, WHAT A NIGHT * * OH, WHAT A NIGHT 1061 01:13:12,489 --> 01:13:15,259 [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1062 01:13:18,962 --> 01:13:21,132 [ Muttering ] 1063 01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:25,274 [ Knocking ] NICK, NICK, USE YOUR KEY, MAN. 1064 01:13:25,301 --> 01:13:27,941 [ Knocking Continues ] 1065 01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:29,611 ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, NICK. DAMN ! 1066 01:13:31,641 --> 01:13:35,551 HEY, NICK, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST USE YOUR KEY ? TURN YOUR BED DOWN ? 1067 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:38,519 [ Laughing ] 1068 01:13:50,494 --> 01:13:52,864 STAY. [ Giggles ] 1069 01:13:56,199 --> 01:14:00,969 * [ Hip Hop ] 1070 01:14:01,004 --> 01:14:07,344 * 1071 01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:09,346 [ Giggles ] 1072 01:14:09,378 --> 01:14:12,348 * 1073 01:14:12,381 --> 01:14:14,921 * THE LADY IS LOOKIN' GOOD 1074 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:18,891 * JUST LIKE THE LADY SHOULD * JUST LIKE THE LADY SHOULD * 1075 01:14:19,055 --> 01:14:23,085 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR SO LONG. I WANT YOU SO BAD. 1076 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,186 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE HER HAPPY. 1077 01:14:25,228 --> 01:14:27,998 THIS IS GONNA BE A NIGHT THAT YOU WON'T FORGET. 1078 01:14:28,197 --> 01:14:30,027 I TRY TO FORGET, BUT I CAN'T. 1079 01:14:30,066 --> 01:14:32,096 GIVE IT TO ME, NICK. 1080 01:14:32,135 --> 01:14:34,435 GIVE ! THAT'S ALL I DID, WAS GIVE. 1081 01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:37,710 [ Muffled Moaning ] 1082 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:41,241 [ Crying ] 1083 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:48,250 NICK ? NICK, YOU'RE REALLY PUTTING A DAMPER ON THE MOOD HERE. 1084 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:50,647 I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW. 1085 01:14:50,687 --> 01:14:54,087 DANIELLE, I CAN'T. I JUST CAN'T. 1086 01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:59,055 [ Groans ] * I JUST WANNA MAKE YOU MINE * 1087 01:14:59,095 --> 01:15:02,165 * WE'LL BE TOGETHER TILL THE END OF TIME * 1088 01:15:02,365 --> 01:15:05,695 HEY, KAREEM. ARE YOU AWARE THAT CHARLIE AND I... 1089 01:15:05,735 --> 01:15:09,265 HAD INTENDED TO COME UP HERE AND CAP YOUR PUNK ASS ? 1090 01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:11,535 AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND NICK. 1091 01:15:11,741 --> 01:15:15,581 BUT, SHIT, YOU TWO MUFFINS DID SUCH AN OUTSTANDING JOB WITH THIS FINANCING, 1092 01:15:15,612 --> 01:15:18,112 [ Laughing ] WHO COULD THINK ABOUT KILLING AT A TIME LIKE THIS ? 1093 01:15:18,281 --> 01:15:22,051 THANKS. YOUR APPROVAL MEANS A LOT. 1094 01:15:22,085 --> 01:15:26,185 - DID I TELL YOU TO SPEAK ? DID I TELL YOU TO SPEAK ? - CHARLIE... NO. 1095 01:15:26,389 --> 01:15:28,259 THAT'S GONNA BE TOO LOUD. 1096 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:31,599 [ Whispering ] TOO LOUD. 1097 01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:45,306 [ Dial Tone Humming ] 1098 01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:49,550 [ Sighs ] 1099 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,729 [ Ringing ] HELLO ? 1100 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:06,359 HELLO ? HI. 1101 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:09,725 OH, MY GOD ! NICK, IS THAT YOU ? ARE YOU OKAY ? 1102 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:12,536 I'M FINE. 1103 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:16,768 OH, THANK GOD ! I DIDN'T KNOW IF, IF YOU-- 1104 01:16:16,806 --> 01:16:20,676 I THOUGHT THAT-- YOU'RE NOT HURT ? 1105 01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:25,780 NO. OH, THANK GOD ! WHERE ARE YOU ? 1106 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:28,685 LOOK, ANN, LET'S NOT MAKE THIS HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE. 1107 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:31,218 I SAW YOU. 1108 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,094 WHAT ? I SAW YOU. 1109 01:16:34,123 --> 01:16:38,363 - I KNOW. - SAW ME WHAT ? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? 1110 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:41,427 COME ON. DO YOU HAVE TO DO THIS ? YOU AND PHILLIP. 1111 01:16:41,464 --> 01:16:44,734 - WHAT ABOUT HIM ? - YOU'RE DENYING IT. SHE'S DENYING IT. 1112 01:16:44,768 --> 01:16:48,808 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. FRIDAY AFTERNOON. REMEMBER ? 1113 01:16:48,838 --> 01:16:53,708 WELL, GUESS WHAT. I CAME HOME EARLY. I SAW YOU, ANN. 1114 01:16:55,344 --> 01:16:57,414 I WAS THERE. OH. 1115 01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:59,676 OH, NO. 1116 01:16:59,883 --> 01:17:02,393 YEAH. OH, NO. 1117 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:08,090 NICK, I WAS STILL AT WORK FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 1118 01:17:08,124 --> 01:17:13,304 AT WORK ? WELL, YOUR CLONE WAS AT HOME SCREWING MY BOSS. 1119 01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:17,329 NICK, IT WAS MY SISTER. REMEMBER, I TOLD YOU... 1120 01:17:17,366 --> 01:17:20,436 SHE WAS COMING NEXT FRIDAY WITH HER FIANCE ? 1121 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:23,839 WELL, I MADE A MISTAKE. IT WAS THIS FRIDAY. THEY CALLED FROM THE AIRPORT. 1122 01:17:23,873 --> 01:17:27,583 I TOLD THEM ABOUT THE KEY IN THE PLANTER. I CALLED, BUT YOU'D ALREADY LEFT THE OFFICE, 1123 01:17:27,811 --> 01:17:30,481 SO I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE AT HOME. 1124 01:17:30,513 --> 01:17:34,683 WHAT ABOUT-- WHAT ABOUT THE CUFF LINKS ? PHILLIP'S CUFF LINKS WERE ON THE SINK. 1125 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:37,788 HONEY, THEY'VE BEEN IN THE DRESSER SINCE THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1126 01:17:37,821 --> 01:17:41,461 I LEFT THEM ON THE COUNTER SO YOU'D FINALLY REMEMBER TO BRING THEM TO HIM. 1127 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:43,230 SO YOU'RE NOT HAVING AN AFFAIR ? 1128 01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:45,659 [ Laughs ] NO, YOU DICK ! 1129 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:48,225 YOU STILL LOVE ME ? 1130 01:17:48,264 --> 01:17:50,574 MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. 1131 01:17:50,767 --> 01:17:54,867 YOU-- YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH. 1132 01:17:54,904 --> 01:17:57,744 [ Chuckling ] YOU'RE GONNA LAUGH, BUT I ACTUALLY-- 1133 01:17:57,774 --> 01:18:00,414 SHIT. 1134 01:18:00,609 --> 01:18:03,279 - WHAT'S THE MATTER ? WHAT'S WRONG ? - SHIT ! 1135 01:18:03,446 --> 01:18:06,676 WHAT'S THE MATTER ? WHAT ? SHIT ! 1136 01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:08,886 [ Shouting ] SHIT ! SHIT ! 1137 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,145 SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT. [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 1138 01:18:11,187 --> 01:18:13,457 [ Chattering ] 1139 01:18:16,793 --> 01:18:19,303 GOING DOWN. 1140 01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:32,513 DON'T TOUCH IT. OH, MAN. 1141 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:35,381 [ Panting ] OH, MAN. 1142 01:18:37,747 --> 01:18:39,577 [ Grunting ] 1143 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:45,718 I THINK I CAN OPEN THE DOOR AND CATCH THE SHEET. 1144 01:18:45,922 --> 01:18:48,422 DON'T TOUCH THE SHEET, PLEASE. DON'T-- NO, NO. 1145 01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:52,297 - NO, DON'T MOVE. DON'T MOVE. - OH, SHIT. OH, SHIT. I DONE MOVED THE HAND. 1146 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:55,698 I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BE MOVING RIGHT NOW. I THINK YOU'RE MOVING. 1147 01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:58,531 CALL THE PARAMEDICS. LISTEN TO ME. ALL RIGHT. 1148 01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,737 GET THEM HERE AS FAST AS YOU CAN ! 1149 01:19:01,771 --> 01:19:04,311 HAVE THEM MEET ME WITH A GURNEY. 1150 01:19:04,340 --> 01:19:06,840 WAIT. LET ME PRACTICE. LET YOU PRACTICE ? 1151 01:19:07,276 --> 01:19:10,876 I'M HANGIN' ON A FUCKIN' LEDGE, MAN. [ Crying ] 1152 01:19:10,914 --> 01:19:13,954 I DON'T WANNA DIE LIKE THIS, NICK. ALL RIGHT. 1153 01:19:13,983 --> 01:19:16,423 I WASN'T TRYIN' TO STICK YOU UP, MAN ! 1154 01:19:16,619 --> 01:19:19,459 FIRST, I'M GONNA SAY "ONE." THEN I'M GONNA SAY "TWO," THEN "THREE." THEN I'M GONNA-- 1155 01:19:19,655 --> 01:19:21,655 DO IT. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 1156 01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:25,430 I'M GONNA START WITH ONE AND COUNT TO THREE ! OKAY. 1157 01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:27,831 READY ? ONE, 1158 01:19:27,864 --> 01:19:30,334 RIGHT. TWO-- 1159 01:19:30,366 --> 01:19:34,336 I CAN'T HEAR YOU ! YOU GOTTA BE LOUDER, NICK ! I SAID, "TWO" ! 1160 01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:37,440 ARE YOU ON "TWO" ALREADY ? START FROM "ONE" ! I'LL START AGAIN. 1161 01:19:38,875 --> 01:19:39,935 [ Squeaking ] ONE, 1162 01:19:39,976 --> 01:19:41,946 RIGHT. TWO, 1163 01:19:42,345 --> 01:19:44,245 - I GOT YOU. - THREE ! 1164 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:45,950 [ Screams ] NICK ! 1165 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:48,519 I GOT IT ! I GOT IT ! 1166 01:19:48,551 --> 01:19:51,291 HA ! 1167 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,520 WELL, YOU GO, BOY ! YOU MY-- 1168 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:58,228 [ Screaming ] 1169 01:20:08,571 --> 01:20:11,471 THE ELEVATOR ! THE MONEY ! 1170 01:20:11,507 --> 01:20:13,637 [ Whistles ] 1171 01:20:14,710 --> 01:20:16,550 REMIND ME TO KICK YOUR ASS LATER. 1172 01:20:28,024 --> 01:20:31,034 [ Tires Screeching ] 1173 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:36,470 [ Both Laughing ] [ Charlie ] WE'RE RICH, MAN ! 1174 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:38,999 WE ARE IN THE BIGS. CHARLIE, SMELL THAT. 1175 01:20:39,035 --> 01:20:41,835 [ Sniffing ] OH, YES ! YOU, TOO, CAN BE A MILLIONAIRE ! 1176 01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,911 [ Laughing ] SUCKERS ! 1177 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:46,710 - CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE, SMELL THIS. - [ Sniffing ] 1178 01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:48,740 MORE HOOKERS ! AAAH ! 1179 01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,575 HOOKERS ! WE HIT THE MOTHER LODE, MAN ! 1180 01:20:51,614 --> 01:20:54,024 [ Banging ] WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ? 1181 01:20:54,417 --> 01:20:55,887 - OKAY. WHAT NOW ? - I DON'T KNOW. 1182 01:20:56,452 --> 01:21:00,722 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN ? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PLAN. - THAT WAS MY PLAN: TO RAM THEM. 1183 01:21:00,756 --> 01:21:03,386 RAM THEM. 1184 01:21:03,592 --> 01:21:06,762 [ Banging ] [ Yells ] SPEED UP ! 1185 01:21:06,795 --> 01:21:10,625 - SHOOT THE MOTHER-- SHOOT HIM ! - I GOT HIM ! I GOT HIM ! 1186 01:21:10,799 --> 01:21:12,469 - [ T. ] GEEZ ! - AAAH ! 1187 01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:17,770 MAN, I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT. LET'S GO ! 1188 01:21:19,042 --> 01:21:21,482 [ Rifle Shot ] 1189 01:21:22,912 --> 01:21:24,552 CHARLIE ! LOOK OUT, CHARLIE ! 1190 01:21:31,820 --> 01:21:35,460 I'M ACTUALLY GRABBING A GUN AND GOING AFTER BAD GUYS. 1191 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:37,961 YOU THE MAN. [ Chuckles ] 1192 01:21:44,133 --> 01:21:46,003 ALL RIGHT. 1193 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:55,108 YOU SEE 'EM ? NO. 1194 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,914 I'LL, UH-- I'LL LET YOU KNOW. 1195 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,024 PLEASE DO. NICK. 1196 01:22:06,855 --> 01:22:10,425 WHAT ? [ Laughing ] 1197 01:22:10,459 --> 01:22:13,099 [ Charlie ] YOU CHECKIN' THIS SHIT OUT ? 1198 01:22:13,496 --> 01:22:17,396 HEY, NICK, I LIKE YOU LIKE THIS; 1199 01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,743 YOU AND YOUR PROM DATE BOTH HAVING WEAPONS. 1200 01:22:20,769 --> 01:22:24,509 THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO KILL AN UNARMED COUPLE. IT'S NOT MY STYLE. 1201 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:26,840 PUT DOWN THE BAG. [ Charlie Laughing ] 1202 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:30,683 [ Laughing Continues ] PAUL BUNYAN, COME AND TAKE THE BAG. 1203 01:22:30,879 --> 01:22:32,919 - LET ME-- - YOU'RE AN IDIOT ! SHUT UP ! 1204 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:35,148 SHOOT 'EM. [ Nick ] NO, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' IDIOT ! 1205 01:22:35,518 --> 01:22:39,018 WHO ARE YOU ? CRIME DOG NOW ? ARE YOU AWARE THERE'S ONLY TWO KIND OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET ? 1206 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:42,085 THERE ARE KILLERS, AND THEN THERE'S EVERYBODY ELSE. 1207 01:22:42,125 --> 01:22:46,555 I'M A KILLER, NICK. YES, YES, YES, YES. WHAT ARE YOU, NICK ? 1208 01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,799 I'M MARRIED. 1209 01:22:52,835 --> 01:22:54,695 [ Screams ] OH ! 1210 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:57,507 OH, YOU SON OF A-- 1211 01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:59,040 [ Charlie ] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1212 01:22:59,242 --> 01:23:02,152 OH, SHIT ! 1213 01:23:02,545 --> 01:23:04,205 WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKIN' OUT OF YOUR MIND ? 1214 01:23:04,247 --> 01:23:06,877 FUCK ! WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY ? 1215 01:23:06,915 --> 01:23:09,745 [ Laughing ] 1216 01:23:12,088 --> 01:23:16,058 HUH ? WHO'S IN CONTROL NOW ? 1217 01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:18,732 HAND OVER THE BAG, 1218 01:23:18,761 --> 01:23:21,931 OR ELSE MY MAN NICK BEAM HERE GONNA PUT ONE IN YOUR ASS. 1219 01:23:22,165 --> 01:23:24,825 AIN'T THAT RIGHT, NICK ? 1220 01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:29,135 [ Squeaking ] 1221 01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:33,742 [ Rig ] I'LL ROLL OVER. [ Charlie ] OKAY, I SEE IT. I SEE IT. 1222 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:36,976 LET ME TRY TO GET AROUND AND GET YOU. 1223 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:40,752 [ Rig ] NO, IT'S NOT-- [ Policemen Chattering ] 1224 01:23:40,949 --> 01:23:43,619 [ Policeman ] THEY'RE IN THE ALLEY. CHARLIE, IT'S THE POLICE. 1225 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:46,956 OH, YES ! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE. OH, THIS NIGHTMARE'S OVER. 1226 01:23:47,190 --> 01:23:51,060 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' ? PUT THE GUN DOWN ! 1227 01:23:51,094 --> 01:23:53,704 PUT THAT GUN DOWN, YOU STUPID PIG ! 1228 01:23:53,729 --> 01:23:56,199 [ Both Shouting ] COME ON, MAN ! 1229 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:02,865 IT'S THEM. 1230 01:24:02,905 --> 01:24:07,205 WELL, SOME FOLKS IN ARIZONA ARE GONNA BE MIGHTY HAPPY TO SEE YOU BOYS. 1231 01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:09,783 [ Shouting Continues ] 1232 01:24:09,812 --> 01:24:12,152 OFFICER ! OFFICER, TWO OTHER GUYS-- 1233 01:24:14,750 --> 01:24:17,890 "I'M MARRIED." KA-BLAM ! 1234 01:24:17,920 --> 01:24:21,120 [ Laughing ] YOU'RE TOO MUCH. IS THE MONEY ALL THERE ? 1235 01:24:21,157 --> 01:24:24,657 - LOOKS LIKE IT. - GREAT. WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH TIME TO GET IT BACK. 1236 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:29,702 EXCUSE ME ? 1237 01:24:29,732 --> 01:24:32,672 WE'RE RETURNING THE MONEY BACK. [ Laughing ] 1238 01:24:32,835 --> 01:24:34,895 NO, NO. 1239 01:24:34,937 --> 01:24:38,267 MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF A ROBBERY. 1240 01:24:38,307 --> 01:24:41,777 OH, T., I DIDN'T TELL YOU. WHEN WE WERE AT THE HOTEL, I CALLED MY WIFE. 1241 01:24:41,810 --> 01:24:43,850 EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT. YOU SEE, IT WASN'T HER. 1242 01:24:44,012 --> 01:24:47,082 SHE WASN'T EVEN THERE. ISN'T THAT GREAT ? 1243 01:24:49,185 --> 01:24:52,115 [ Chuckles ] IT WAS HER SISTER AND HER SISTER'S FIANCE. 1244 01:24:52,155 --> 01:24:55,885 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF IT WAS HER UNCLE FESTER AND GUMBY. 1245 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,664 YOU AIN'T TAKIN' THIS MONEY ANYWHERE, MAN. 1246 01:24:58,694 --> 01:25:01,704 I DON'T WANNA HEAR ALL THAT. 1247 01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:08,769 LET GO. LET GO. GIMME THE BAG. YOU LET GO. 1248 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,744 - LET GO OF THE BAG. - IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY. 1249 01:25:10,773 --> 01:25:12,143 - IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY. - IT'S NOT YOUR MONEY ! 1250 01:25:12,175 --> 01:25:14,605 - IT'S NOT YOURS. IT'S HALF MINE. - LET GO ! 1251 01:25:14,643 --> 01:25:17,553 LET GO ! LET GO ! YOU LET GO ! 1252 01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:22,045 [ Both Grunting ] 1253 01:25:24,052 --> 01:25:26,722 GET BACK HERE ! 1254 01:25:31,227 --> 01:25:33,657 [ Grunts ] 1255 01:25:40,002 --> 01:25:42,712 [ Groans ] 1256 01:25:47,643 --> 01:25:51,653 YOU OKAY ? YEAH, I'M OKAY. AND YOU ? 1257 01:25:51,680 --> 01:25:54,220 I'LL LIVE. 1258 01:25:54,250 --> 01:25:58,690 [ Panting ] CAN'T LET YOU TAKE THE MONEY, NICK. 1259 01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:02,862 T., MY LIFE IS IN THAT BAG. 1260 01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:07,231 NICK, EVEN IF YOU WANTED TO TAKE THE MONEY BACK, YOU CAN'T. 1261 01:26:07,263 --> 01:26:09,773 YOUR FACE IS ON THE VIDEO, MAN. 1262 01:26:09,998 --> 01:26:12,398 THEY ONLY REVIEW THE TAPES IF SOMETHING'S MISSING. 1263 01:26:12,435 --> 01:26:15,735 I CAN GO INTO WORK EARLY AND BRING IT BACK. NO ONE'LL KNOW. 1264 01:26:19,775 --> 01:26:21,705 T. 1265 01:26:25,414 --> 01:26:28,224 I CAN GET MY LIFE BACK. 1266 01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:39,930 HERE. 1267 01:26:43,366 --> 01:26:48,696 YOU FORGET ONE THING, NICK. I GET MY LIFE BACK TOO. 1268 01:27:22,805 --> 01:27:27,775 * MONEY DON'T MAKE MY WORLD GO 'ROUND * 1269 01:27:27,810 --> 01:27:30,350 * I'M REACHING OUT FOR THE HIGHER GROUND * 1270 01:27:33,115 --> 01:27:36,845 * TO A WARM AND PEACEFUL PLACE * 1271 01:27:38,321 --> 01:27:41,791 * I CAN REST MY WEARY FACE * 1272 01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:46,696 * LIFE'S ANSWERS WE TRY TO FIND * 1273 01:27:46,862 --> 01:27:48,732 * OH, WE TRY TO FIND YES, WE TRY TO FIND * 1274 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:52,134 * BATTLING INSIDE OUR MINDS 1275 01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:59,012 * WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE * 1276 01:27:59,041 --> 01:28:02,451 * WILL ALL MY FRIENDS BE THERE * 1277 01:28:04,146 --> 01:28:06,916 * 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING WE'RE LIVING * 1278 01:28:06,949 --> 01:28:09,249 * IN A CRAZY MAZE 1279 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,194 * AND WE'RE FIGHTING WE'RE FIGHTING * 1280 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:14,190 * TO RISE ABOVE THE HAZE 1281 01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:17,132 * LIGHTS AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL * 1282 01:28:17,159 --> 01:28:19,899 * SOMETIMES THE JOURNEY'S LONG * 1283 01:28:20,128 --> 01:28:22,428 * THERE ARE MANY THEORIES 1284 01:28:22,465 --> 01:28:25,795 * WHO'S RIGHT AND WHO'S WRONG * 1285 01:28:27,570 --> 01:28:31,240 * PRESSURE'S ON I HAVE TO CHOOSE * 1286 01:28:33,075 --> 01:28:36,235 * I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE 1287 01:28:38,146 --> 01:28:42,216 * I CLOSE MY EYES I TAKE A CHANCE * 1288 01:28:42,250 --> 01:28:46,490 * I-I, I NOW DANCE A DIFFERENT DANCE * 1289 01:28:48,557 --> 01:28:51,457 * WHAT'S THE KEY TO A HAPPY LIFE * 1290 01:28:51,494 --> 01:28:53,804 * TELL ME NOW, NOW, NOW 1291 01:28:53,829 --> 01:28:56,769 * HEALTHY MIND AND LOTS OF SPICE * 1292 01:28:59,201 --> 01:29:02,511 * RUNNING BAREFOOT THROUGH THE TREES * 1293 01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:04,938 OH, MY GOD ! 1294 01:29:06,074 --> 01:29:09,044 OW. OUCH. 1295 01:29:09,077 --> 01:29:11,847 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? 1296 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,150 IT'S A LONG STORY. 1297 01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,792 I GOT SHOT. WHAT ? 1298 01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:19,959 AND I-- I THINK I'M WANTED IN ARIZONA. 1299 01:29:21,123 --> 01:29:23,963 PLUS, MY SHOES CAUGHT ON FIRE. 1300 01:29:29,231 --> 01:29:32,131 YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE SELLING ME THE TOP OF THE LINE. THE TOP OF THE LINE IS DIGITAL. 1301 01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:34,567 DID YOU SELL ME A DIGITAL ? NO, YOU DID NOT. 1302 01:29:34,970 --> 01:29:37,440 SO, I'M BRINGING IT BACK, AND I EXPECT A FULL REFUND. 1303 01:29:37,473 --> 01:29:41,243 IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A REFUND, YOU WILL NOT BE DOING BUSINESS WITH MYSELF OR MY COMPANY. 1304 01:29:41,276 --> 01:29:43,606 THANK YOU. 1305 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:45,806 HMM. SO, 1306 01:29:45,981 --> 01:29:48,551 DID YOU HEAR ? 1307 01:29:48,584 --> 01:29:52,394 WHAT ? SOME, UH, VANDALS BROKE IN OVER THE WEEKEND. 1308 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:56,488 - WHAT ? - WELL, NOTHING WAS STOLEN. THEY CUT THE-- 1309 01:29:56,892 --> 01:29:58,892 THE... THINGY... 1310 01:29:59,094 --> 01:30:02,434 OFF P.B.'S STATUE. [ Laughing ] 1311 01:30:05,501 --> 01:30:08,841 UM, THEY'RE REVIEWING THE VIDEOTAPE. 1312 01:30:16,344 --> 01:30:19,184 HI, EVERYBODY. HOW'S IT GOING ? NOT NOW, NICK. 1313 01:30:21,617 --> 01:30:24,447 - DID ANYBODY SEE THAT GAME LAST NIGHT ? HOO. - WHAT GAME ? 1314 01:30:24,487 --> 01:30:27,417 - OH, THAT GAME. OVERTIME. - WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP ! 1315 01:30:30,258 --> 01:30:34,628 DON'T TOUCH IT. DON'T TOUCH IT. OH, YOU PIG. OH, YOU PIG. 1316 01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:37,500 - [ Nick Screaming On Tape ] - [ Gasps ] 1317 01:30:37,533 --> 01:30:40,573 [ Smashing Statue On Tape ] OOOH ! OH. 1318 01:30:40,603 --> 01:30:43,013 WELL, THAT'S IT. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. LISTEN. 1319 01:30:43,038 --> 01:30:47,138 I'VE GOT THIS GREAT IDEA FOR THE NEW McGINTY CRACKER MASCOT. MOVE, MOVE ! THANK YOU. 1320 01:30:47,175 --> 01:30:50,205 THIS-- NICK, SHUT UP ! 1321 01:30:53,682 --> 01:30:56,122 [ Static Humming ] [ Phillip ] WHAT'S HAPPENING ? 1322 01:30:58,987 --> 01:31:01,987 [ T. Laughing On Tape ] WELL, WHAT IS THIS ? 1323 01:31:02,024 --> 01:31:06,194 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ? - [ Guard ] I DON'T KNOW. 1324 01:31:06,228 --> 01:31:10,428 [ T. Laughing On Tape ] SOMEBODY MUST'VE RECORDED OVER THE TAPE. 1325 01:31:10,465 --> 01:31:15,035 - WHO HAD ACCESS ? - UH... THERE WAS AN ELECTRICIAN IN HERE THIS MORNING. 1326 01:31:15,070 --> 01:31:18,010 WHAT ELECTRICIAN ? I DID NOT ORDER AN ELECTRICIAN ! 1327 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:22,480 I DID. THE FLICKERS ON THE-- FLUORESCENT LIGHTS WERE FLICKERING. [ Sighs ] 1328 01:31:22,511 --> 01:31:25,151 - I'M REALLY SORRY, SIR. - THIS IS TERRIBLE, PHIL. 1329 01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:27,250 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BE ALONE NOW. YOU SHOULD GO. 1330 01:31:27,415 --> 01:31:31,215 YOU SHOULD GO. YOU TOO. I WOULD LIKE TO BE EXTREMELY ALONE FOR A MINUTE. 1331 01:31:31,253 --> 01:31:33,663 I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU, NICK. 1332 01:31:33,689 --> 01:31:36,929 [ T. Shouting On Tape ] [ Crying ] 1333 01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:42,596 ALL RIGHT NOW. CUT THAT OUT. Y'ALL WANNA EAT ? 1334 01:31:43,031 --> 01:31:44,631 YES. ALL RIGHT. 1335 01:31:44,667 --> 01:31:47,997 DON'T BURN THE MEAT. I DON'T NEVER BURN THE MEAT. 1336 01:31:48,203 --> 01:31:50,243 UH-HUH. WHAT HAPPENED THE LAST TIME ? HEY, DAD DON'T BURN THE MEAT. 1337 01:31:50,272 --> 01:31:53,542 I'M GONNA PUT SOME-- JOEY. TONYA. 1338 01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:57,382 YEAH, THAT'S-- GO SEE YOUR MAMA, BOY. YOU KNOW. 1339 01:31:57,412 --> 01:32:00,382 NOW THIS IS MY VERY SPECIAL MUSTARD. 1340 01:32:00,583 --> 01:32:02,593 DON'T LET NOBODY TOUCH THAT. OKAY, MAMA. 1341 01:32:02,618 --> 01:32:05,548 YEAH. 1342 01:32:05,588 --> 01:32:08,358 SO, HOW'S THE ELECTRICIAN BUSINESS ? 1343 01:32:08,390 --> 01:32:11,390 [ Laughs ] HEY. 1344 01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:14,326 NOT BAD. THE HOURS ARE A BITCH. 1345 01:32:14,362 --> 01:32:17,672 I WANNA THANK YOU. 1346 01:32:17,700 --> 01:32:22,270 I DON'T KNOW WHY-- I JUST WANNA SAY I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID. 1347 01:32:24,472 --> 01:32:27,642 WELL, DON'T MENTION IT. HOW'S THAT ? HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS ANYWAY ? 1348 01:32:29,745 --> 01:32:31,445 A FRIEND GAVE ME A TIP. 1349 01:32:33,415 --> 01:32:36,215 A FRIEND, HUH ? [ Chuckles ] 1350 01:32:36,251 --> 01:32:39,121 YOU HUNGRY ? YES, WE WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO JOIN US. 1351 01:32:39,154 --> 01:32:42,464 WOULDN'T WE, MAMA ? 1352 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:48,130 I TALKED TO MY BOSS TODAY AFTER THINGS SETTLED DOWN. 1353 01:32:48,163 --> 01:32:52,673 CONVINCED HIM WE NEED A NEW SECURITY SYSTEM. GOT ANY IDEAS ? 1354 01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:55,598 SURE. I CAN HELP YOU PICK ONE OUT. 1355 01:32:55,638 --> 01:32:59,108 YOU WANNA RUN IT ? WE NEED SOMEONE TRUSTWORTHY. 1356 01:32:59,141 --> 01:33:01,781 I TOLD HIM I KNOW JUST THE GUY. 1357 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:04,310 WELL, I'M GONNA HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS, NICK. 1358 01:33:04,512 --> 01:33:08,382 RIGHT NOW, I'M WEIGHING OUT SEVERAL LUCRATIVE OFFERS. THEY ROLLIN' IN. 1359 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:10,716 A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT ME TO WORK FOR THEM RIGHT NOW. 1360 01:33:10,753 --> 01:33:14,293 NOW, THAT'S JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT. 1361 01:33:14,322 --> 01:33:17,562 ALL I NEED NOW IS SOME OF MAMA'S SPECIAL MUSTARD. 1362 01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,632 STOP. 1363 01:33:26,268 --> 01:33:28,798 - [ Nick ] WHAT'D I DO ? - [ Laughing ] 1364 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:31,037 [ Groans ] 1365 01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:37,680 [ Mama Shouting ] 1366 01:33:39,882 --> 01:33:43,752 RUN, RUN ! STAY DOWN, NICK. GET ON OUTTA HERE. 1367 01:33:43,786 --> 01:33:47,216 [ Mama ] I'LL BEAT YOU INTO THE-- 1368 01:33:49,391 --> 01:33:52,131 * SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE 1369 01:34:03,538 --> 01:34:07,208 * NOW I SEEN PLACES AND FACES OF THINGS YOU AIN'T NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THINKIN' * 1370 01:34:07,242 --> 01:34:09,682 * IF YOU AIN'T PEEKED THEN YOU MUST BE DRINKIN' AND SMOKIN' * 1371 01:34:09,712 --> 01:34:13,322 * PRETENDIN' THAT YOU'RE LOCIN' BUT YOU'RE BROKEN LET ME GET YOU OPEN * 1372 01:34:13,348 --> 01:34:16,378 * NOW, LITTLE TIMMY GOT HIS DIPLOMA AND LITTLE JIMMY GOT LIFE * 1373 01:34:16,418 --> 01:34:19,488 * AND TAMICA AROUND THE CORNER JUST TOOK HER FIRST HIT OFF THE PIPE * 1374 01:34:19,521 --> 01:34:22,191 * THE OTHER HOMEY SHOT THE OTHER HOMEY AND RAN OFF WITH HIS MONEY * 1375 01:34:22,224 --> 01:34:24,794 * AND WHEN THE OTHER HOMEYS HEARD ABOUT IT, THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY * 1376 01:34:24,827 --> 01:34:27,357 * BUT WHO'S THE DUMMY 'CAUSE NOW YOU DONE LOST A HUSTLER * 1377 01:34:27,395 --> 01:34:30,125 * A DOWN-ASS BROTHER DONE REPLACED BY A BUSTLER * 1378 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,265 * AND THOUGH I GOT LOVE FOR YA I KNOW I CAN'T TRUST YA * 1379 01:34:32,500 --> 01:34:35,370 * 'CAUSE MY CREW IS ROLLIN' NUMBERS AND YOUR CREW IS ROLLIN' DUSTERS * 1380 01:34:35,403 --> 01:34:38,513 * AND JUST BECAUSE OF THAT YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON'T LIKE A BROTHER NO MORE * 1381 01:34:38,540 --> 01:34:40,610 * I GUESS THAT'S JUST THE WAY YOU GO * 1382 01:34:42,610 --> 01:34:44,480 * I AIN'T TRYIN' TO PREACH I BELIEVE I CAN REACH BUT YOUR MIND AIN'T PREPARED * 1383 01:34:44,512 --> 01:34:46,552 * I SEE YA WHEN YOU GET THERE 1384 01:34:46,581 --> 01:34:50,591 * I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1385 01:34:50,618 --> 01:34:53,218 * IF YOU EVER GET THERE 1386 01:34:53,255 --> 01:34:56,515 * SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1387 01:34:56,558 --> 01:35:01,198 * I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1388 01:35:01,229 --> 01:35:03,469 * IF YOU EVER GET THERE 1389 01:35:03,698 --> 01:35:07,198 * SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1390 01:35:07,235 --> 01:35:09,395 * MORE TEMPTATION AND FATE I GUESS WE LIVIN' FOR TODAY * 1391 01:35:09,604 --> 01:35:12,314 * I SEEN A MAN GET SWEPT OFF HIS FEET BY A BULL WITH AN AK * 1392 01:35:12,540 --> 01:35:14,940 * THE SITUATION'S SO TWISTED EVERYBODY GETTIN' LIFTED * 1393 01:35:14,977 --> 01:35:17,847 * I'M JUST TRYIN' TO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS AND HANDLE MY BUSINESS * 1394 01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:20,450 * 'CAUSE IT'S WAY TOO SERIOUS SO YOU GOTTA PAY CLOSE ATTENTION * 1395 01:35:20,482 --> 01:35:23,252 * SO YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN' WHEN THEY COME TO DO ALL THE GETTIN' * 1396 01:35:23,285 --> 01:35:25,585 * LIFE IS A BIG GAME SO YOU GOTTA PLAY IT WITH THE BIG BOYS * 1397 01:35:25,620 --> 01:35:28,520 * SOME OF US GOTTA RUN A LITTLE FASTER 'CAUSE WE GOTTA LAY THE STRAW * 1398 01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:31,186 * BUT I'D BE A FOOL TO SURRENDER WHEN I KNOW I CAN BE A CONTENDER * 1399 01:35:31,226 --> 01:35:33,926 * IF EVERYBODY'S ASCENDED THEN EVERYBODY CAN BE A WINNER * 1400 01:35:33,962 --> 01:35:36,262 * NO MATTER YOUR RAG COLOR DEEP DOWN WE ALL BROTHERS * 1401 01:35:36,298 --> 01:35:38,928 * AND WE GONNA SET A TIME SOMEBODY UP THERE STILL LOVE US * 1402 01:35:39,334 --> 01:35:41,804 * I'M GONNA SCUFFLE AND STRUGGLE WITH YA I'M BREATHLESS AND WEAK * 1403 01:35:41,837 --> 01:35:44,467 * I DONE STRIVED MY WHOLE LIFE TO MAKE IT TO THE MOUNTAIN PEAK * 1404 01:35:44,506 --> 01:35:46,976 * ALWAYS KEEP REACHIN' SURE TO GRAB ONTO SOMETHIN' * 1405 01:35:47,009 --> 01:35:49,979 * I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU GET THERE WAITIN' WITH THE SOUNDS BUMPIN' * 1406 01:35:50,012 --> 01:35:54,482 * I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1407 01:35:54,516 --> 01:35:56,916 * IF YOU EVER GET THERE 1408 01:35:56,952 --> 01:36:00,622 * SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1409 01:36:00,655 --> 01:36:05,325 * I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1410 01:36:05,360 --> 01:36:07,760 * IF YOU EVER GET THERE 1411 01:36:07,796 --> 01:36:11,196 * SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE * 1412 01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:14,436 * AS WE WALK DOWN THE ROAD OF OUR DESTINY * 1413 01:36:14,469 --> 01:36:17,309 * AND THE TIME COMES TO CHOOSE WHICH SHALL IT BE * 1414 01:36:17,339 --> 01:36:19,339 * THE WIDE AND CROOKED OR THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW * 1415 01:36:19,541 --> 01:36:22,511 * WE GOT ONE VOICE TO GIVE AND ONE LIFE TO LIVE * 1416 01:36:22,544 --> 01:36:25,354 * STAND UP FOR SOMETHIN' OR LAY DOWN IN THE GAME * 1417 01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:27,817 * LISTEN TO THE SONG THAT WE SING * 1418 01:36:27,850 --> 01:36:29,780 * IT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOUR BEEF * 1419 01:36:29,818 --> 01:36:32,618 * I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU WHEN YOU SEE ME * 1420 01:36:32,654 --> 01:36:36,864 * I'LL SEE YOU 1421 01:36:36,892 --> 01:36:39,862 * WHEN YOU GET THERE 1422 01:36:39,895 --> 01:36:42,865 * IF YOU WANNA GET THERE 1423 01:36:42,898 --> 01:36:47,698 * I'LL SEE YOU * I'LL SEE YOU 1424 01:36:47,735 --> 01:36:50,865 * WHEN YOU GET THERE * WHEN YOU GET THERE 1425 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:53,836 * IF YOU WANNA GET THERE * IF YOU REALLY 1426 01:36:53,876 --> 01:36:58,376 * I'LL SEE YOU * I'LL SEE YOU 1427 01:36:58,413 --> 01:37:01,823 * WHEN YOU GET THERE * WHEN YOU GET THERE 1428 01:37:02,017 --> 01:37:04,517 * IF YOU WANNA GET THERE * IF YOU REALLY 1429 01:37:04,552 --> 01:37:08,822 * I'LL SEE YOU 1430 01:37:08,857 --> 01:37:10,857 * WHEN YOU GET THERE 1431 01:37:12,027 --> 01:37:14,527 [ Dog Barking ] 105619

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