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(Movie Corner)
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Bad Teacher
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Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?
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Oops!! I know that you... hey you settle down.
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C'mon everybody settle down
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Sandy... c'mon... now now guys its is not
a time to make silly jokes...
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its a time for a little bit of talking before
we really get to the important part.
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Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.
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Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom.
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Thank you Sandy, for that.
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And I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
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Or the wild success of
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the book drive for womens prison
which Mrs. Pathacheks class sponsored.
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Thank u Beth, but as summer droves upon us, its
time not only to say goodbye to another school year
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but sadly also to say goodbye
to one of our faculty members.
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Yes, Elizabeth... is Elizabeth Halsey here?
There she is...
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Elizabeth can you come on up here?
Yes that�s appropriate applause, I think.
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Elizabeth, even though you are
only with us for one short year...
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Please know that we will always
consider you part of the JAMS family.
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And we got you a little something.
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Oh!! Thank you.
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Wow... almost $40, thank you.
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You're very welcome, speech??
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Ok well, I'm really terrible at this types of thing
so, I'll make it quick.
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Ah, I know I've only been here a year,
but there's so much I will miss.
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My students, probably most.
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And I wish that I had gotten to know
all of you better.
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But, between four classes and planning a wedding
my plate was full
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still, I know that our students are
in good hands.
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And even though I'll never teach again professionally.
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I've realised that I don't need a blackboard or
a classroom to set an example.
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Adios, bitches!!
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Baby doll...
I'm home.
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In here...
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Get yourself hot coz I'm gonna suck
your dick like I'm mad at it.
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Oh! Look, your moms here.
Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.
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Suitcases, honey are we going on a trip?
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Aah... Elizabeth, we need to talk.
Sure.
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I'm starting to think that maybe we need to take a break.
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Forever...
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-Mom!! Tell her what the
accountant said. -Mom!
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Steven said that you
spend $16,000 last month.
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He thinks you're bad news.
I know women like you.
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Damn it Mom! I told you I could handle this.
I just want to ask her something.
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You truly love my son?
I love him so much it hurts.
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Alright then, when is his birthday?
Mom...
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I'm not... you know... that is just
offensive that you would even ask me that.
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It's today...
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I know...
That�s why I got you this okay
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honey, happy birthday
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Austin Market?
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Okay fine, I'll sign the prenup.
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It's over, Elizabeth.
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Mark, I'm pregnant.
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- Bullshit.
- No you're not.
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Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.
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You know what, I'm starting to wonder...
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whether this is always been about the money.
You never loved me.
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I don't love you?
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I have been listening to you
whining about opera for the last year.
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Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera
then guess what? No more opera!
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An art form just has died.
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If opera goes away, we're fucked.
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I want my ring back.
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What am I supposed to do? Huh?
Where am I supposed to go?
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3 MONTHS LATER
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There she is, Elizabeth Halsey.
Wooooo...
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I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates.
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But I'm so sad..it's because
your relationship ended.
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Who are you again?
Amy Squirrel.
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Squirrel?
Yeah, you know.
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Don't worry, you were... kind of a long bolf last year
and so... busy planning the... wedding
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I found him in bed with somebody else.
Oh my Gosh.
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He was with another man.
Shut the front door!
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Look..I know you kinda skated by last year
doing the bare minimum thing
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but I just wanna say, now you're back, I just know
you are gonna get your teaching on
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I thought the teachers were supposed
to get the apples
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well, I think the students teach me
at least as much as I teach them.
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That's just something I say sometimes.
Stupid.
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Uh sorry..I just wanted to know
if you wanted to grab some lunch
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I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn.
My treat.
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You know, Lynn
when I first started teaching
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I thought that I was doing it
for all the right reasons.
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Shorter hours, summers off,
no account credibility...
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oh, I love my summers...
fresh corn... mmmm
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from now on, my full time job is finding
a guy who's gonna take care of me
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God I pray for that.
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You know I spent my entire summer
hanging out at bars near where the Bulls practice.
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Had some fun, got some cool souvenirs
But those guys are not looking to settle down
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I mean.. they all wear condoms..then, they take
the condoms with them, that�s how paranoid they are
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like its so easy to get pregnant from
some dude nutting into a condom
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yeaa...ugh!! you're gonna find someone great
Right?
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I've been thinking about it a lot, I'm like an 8,
8 and a half..but if I got a new pair of tits.. right?
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You!!..don't wanna do that,
you're already so pretty.
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You have no idea how difficult it is to
compete against these Barbie doll types
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yea..that's true, we're not getting any younger
yea..we should finish up.
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Wally's got that big orientation in
the auditorium.
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Yea, I'm not gonna hear that.
Oh... it's mandatory.
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I'll probably won't go either.
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Huh... no I might, I probably
going to sit in the back, maybe leave early
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maybe stay the end half... play by Yer
or just stay the end.
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Okay... oh!! this was fun, huh?
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Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies
I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel.
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Crews announce tour for the world geography through current
events, we may have a way over in civics, so buckle up
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cause its gonna be a crazy ride.
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The photographer who was like... so nice
he made me feel like really really comfortable
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I might get flown to Kansas City
for their Fashion Week
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Kansas City.
Stalk much?
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Bhuhhrr!!
Loser...
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Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy,
My mother baked this cookies for you..
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Just leave them on the desk...
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You need something?
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Anyone seen Stand and Deliver?
Show hands...
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...you kidding me?
Edward James Olmos?
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Lew Diamond Phillips?
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Well, alright... you... and you
grab the TV and roll it up front
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we're watching a movie on the first day?
I think its awesome.
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You rock!
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These cookies suck
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incoming...
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Elizabeth
Hey, Russell
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Russell Gettis, gym teacher
We did busted together last spring.
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Yea. So, I heard about the whole
engagement thing... that blows.
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Know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog?
Peanut butter everywhere
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that�s gross...
anyway...
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hey, uh.. may be too soon, but
you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime
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you still a gym teacher?
I am, yea
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then No
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I don't date coworkers.
I wont tell anyone
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I also said no...
Okay cool, well its been awesome
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something's got a
case of a sleepyss.
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What?
Did you see the col-saw of education?
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Yea, one kid ...hit the
other kid with some col-saw...
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You weren�t at the orientation the other day.. okay!
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Boy, Elizabeth...
You missed a boat load of stuff
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anyways, at the orientation I suggested
a new system for supervising lunch
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it's a quadrant system
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I tell you what... why don't you just
send me memo and if I have any questions, I'll find you.
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Oh! Ooh! Yeah
Meant to ask...
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Did I hear you were showing a movie this
morning on the first day of school?
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How do I know what you heard?
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Listen, I don't wanna tell you
how to run your class but...
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Maybe it might be fun to try
some icebreakers...
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Like telephone charades,
or this string game...
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Are we gonna have a problem,
me and you?
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No, eli... if I gave you that impression
well... ah!... I'm so sorry
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because... actually I was really hoping we could be
more than just across the hall mates
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I don't know what you heard
but I don't need muff pie(vagina)
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No, of course not
I don't even know what that is... I...
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Just meant friends.
Tell you what, friend... I've gotta get going, cover me
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Elizabeth, lunch isn�t for
another seven... minutes...
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who�s gonna watch your quadrant?
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Hi, there... you look like Losty MC Losterson...
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I know right?
Can you tell me where room 107 is?
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I'll take you there.
Oh. You don't have to do that.
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Oh! Stop it, be my pleasure.
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Scott Delacorte.
Elizabeth Halsey.
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I am the new sub.
Welcome welcome.
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Thank you.
- Is that Jaeger-LeCoultre?
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Good eye
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thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby
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you know sometimes I get self-conscious about it but...
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My grandfather made it, so...
Oh your grandfather designs watches?
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The family business, yea my mothers
maiden name is lecoultre
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shut up! So did you and your wife just moved to town?
I'm not married
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I actually just got out of a relationship.
Catherine
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its been a year, she's still
the wallpaper on my phone
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she has such a big heart.
Looks like enormous.
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As you can see the weight is evenly
distributed and there is minimal scar...
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Dr. Vogel, best hands in Chicago.
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May I?
Absolutely, take em' for a spin
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God! Wow! Yea... these are amazing.
Thank you.
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And the nipples... oh...
I know
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I'll take two
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the total is $9300 for the surgery,
plus one night stay at our facility.
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How would you like to pay?
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That�s absurd... I'm a teacher
not a drug dealer.
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We accept all major credit cards.
Yeah well... my credit situation is little... complicated
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I'm sorry, but if you cant pay,
then I can't schedule the appointment
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I'm rooming with a guy I met on craigslist
all I'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars
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you owe me for breaking off the engagement
you know how humiliating that was?
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Lover... lover look, I don't wanna fight...
Its only $ 10,000... it would mean the world to me.
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Lover... are you there?!!
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Fucking troll.
Did you call my name?
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No, I said fucking troll.
Oh, I thought you said Kirk.
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Do you have 10 grand?
Nope.
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And also I might be a little short on
rent this month, like a lot short.
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This might help. Wanna get wasted?
Uh... Yea...
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Cool, see ya.
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We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law
There is only one boss in this place, and that's me.
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The HNIC.
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Alright... We'll pick this up again tomorrow.
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Can I help you?
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What?
I am the student leader for the trip to Springfield.
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Shocker!
We're having our car wash this weekend.
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If you're around, maybe we could
wash your car.
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The Springfield trip is the best part of 7th grade...
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last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars
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bringing these magazines to school is not the
way you are going to make friends, those 8th Grade boys...
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Are just using you
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so I go now?
Yes, you go now.
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But if I see these again,
I'm gonna call your parents.
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Do you understand?
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Go to class.
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Hey hey... Hey!! go to class.
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Another exciting day in the Principal's office.
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Do you have a second?
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Uhh yeah. Oh! You know what I wanna talk to you too, did I
hear that right, that you were showing movies all last week?
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Hmm... some clips, maybe.
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But you know in a lot of ways
I think that movies are the new books.
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Is this new?
I love it.
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You know, I've always said that
dolphins are the humans of the sea
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I have a bumper sticker that says that.
No way?
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I'm not kidding.
It's on my car.
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Come on...
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Hold on a sec...
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His name is Simon and he lives
in the Cayman Islands...
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With his brother, Ajack.
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What a great story.
What did you wanna talk about?
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I was thinking that I wanna get more involved.
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You know... I don't know... Something like... maybe...
Supervising the 7th grade car wash.
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Uhh, you know Amy has been running after like... two years.
Yea, but she does so much already.
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It might be nice to give her a little rest.
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It's so nice to see you becoming a real
member of the JAMS family.
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It just feels so good to help.
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Holy shit!
Alright, let's do this.
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Hey, Mr. Delacorte, yes!
228
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,773
Hey, kids.
Hey...
229
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,400
Hey, You better not take it for a joyride.
230
00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,194
- Are you sure?
- I'm watching you.
231
00:24:05,903 --> 00:24:09,239
Miss Halsey... I'm impressed.
Thanks, I've been working out.
232
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:13,743
What a turn out.
Oh yeah, the kids are just having a blast.
233
00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:15,328
Well, that's what it's all about.
234
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,457
God, you know we should go get a drink tonight
I feel like getting drunk
235
00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:23,962
I mean not "drunk" drunk, strong buzz
still be able to drive.
236
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:29,258
I'm sorry... I can't get em'... just not ready
but if you're patient...
237
00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:30,928
I think I might be worth your while.
238
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:36,100
- You're worth the wait.
- I think so too
239
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:06,295
Wally, it's Amy Squirrel.
Amy? What are you do...? Get out of here!
240
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,172
This will just take a sec...
241
00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:12,969
Umm... I happen to be pedaling past
the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday.
242
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:17,765
- Kill it! Can we talk about this later?
- Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly.
243
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:22,229
Fuck!! What?
Just go.
244
00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:30,362
Now, I don't want to speak out of school
but... from where I was sitting, I think...
245
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:37,077
It seem like Miss Halsey was getting
pretty chummy with the money.
246
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:42,916
Are you accusing Elizabeth of embezzling
from the 7th grade car wash?
247
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:49,756
Wally... we barely know anything about her.
Hey, you know what they raised almost $7000.
248
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:55,512
So whatever she did, worked. Lee Mathews dad
called, he said the car wash was a raging success.
249
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,849
And Lauren Lisman's dad called and he said
we should have car wash every weekend.
250
00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:03,895
So instead of accusing her,
you might wanna ask her for some pointers.
251
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:08,274
Well if those pointers
include wearing provocative beach wear...
252
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,443
...for money, I think I'll pass.
253
00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:15,657
This is ridiculous, this is the one place in this building
where I'm allowed to be alone with my thoughts
254
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:19,994
I only had this once a day...
If I'm lucky.
255
00:26:19,995 --> 00:26:24,541
Next time you accuse one of my teachers of stealing,
you better have some evidence.
256
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,670
God damn it! We are done here.
257
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:34,718
Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.
258
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,477
Holy fuck! I thought she was never gonna leave.
259
00:28:23,024 --> 00:28:26,485
What's going on with you?
Need a tissue? Huh?
260
00:28:27,528 --> 00:28:31,240
She is such a phony.
Yeah, major phony.
261
00:28:31,532 --> 00:28:34,702
But she also cares a lot too.
262
00:28:38,706 --> 00:28:43,835
I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles.
I wanna sit on his face.
263
00:28:43,836 --> 00:28:45,755
Hey, guys.
Heyy.
264
00:28:56,796 --> 00:29:01,175
Lynn, will you go grab me some milk?
What kind of milk do you want?
265
00:29:01,176 --> 00:29:04,888
The skim, whole, 2%, chocolate?
266
00:29:04,930 --> 00:29:08,141
Surprise me.
Okay, I'll get you skim, no 2%...
267
00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:15,190
So...
Holla, fellow educators...
268
00:29:18,151 --> 00:29:20,403
Is everything okay with Gaby?
She will be fine.
269
00:29:20,654 --> 00:29:25,617
I told her, Gaby if you're not happy with yourself,
you cant expect others to be happy with you.
270
00:29:26,117 --> 00:29:29,454
It starts with you.
I'm sure she appreciated that.
271
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:37,128
And it's exactly what I told Elizabeth when she
told me about this upcoming fake breasts job.
272
00:29:37,838 --> 00:29:42,968
Sorry... sorry I thought you were telling everyone.
273
00:29:43,301 --> 00:29:44,219
Did you?
274
00:29:44,220 --> 00:29:47,681
Well I'm pro-choice, I believe everyone should choose
whatever makes them happiest..
275
00:29:48,223 --> 00:29:50,058
Except abortion, of course.
276
00:29:50,100 --> 00:29:52,143
Of course.
Of course.
277
00:29:52,644 --> 00:29:56,898
Looks like algebra is calling.
I hate math. Wish me luck.
278
00:29:57,065 --> 00:30:01,402
Hi, I'm a math terrorist
with close ties to algebra
279
00:30:01,403 --> 00:30:05,282
I have weapons of
maths instruction.
280
00:30:12,747 --> 00:30:15,834
Here, I'll walk you.
Man..Everyone is so nice around here.
281
00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:19,628
Of course, hey watch my quadrant!
282
00:30:19,629 --> 00:30:22,048
Here you go... 1%... Surprise!
283
00:30:23,133 --> 00:30:27,429
Hi, my name is Elizabeth Halsey.
Any questions?
284
00:30:28,054 --> 00:30:30,556
Hi, I'm Sashas mother.
285
00:30:30,557 --> 00:30:34,811
I am a little concerned at the importance you're
placing on movies.
286
00:30:34,895 --> 00:30:38,398
I was just wondering whats your plans
were for the state test?
287
00:30:38,773 --> 00:30:42,319
Listen, the school hired me because...
i'm amazing at what I do
288
00:30:43,195 --> 00:30:45,070
I used movies as one of my tools
289
00:30:45,071 --> 00:30:50,034
but I also use a variety of
other multimedia techniques.
290
00:30:50,035 --> 00:30:54,372
Listen, I could take you day by day through
my entire syllabus, but that's not just how I do things.
291
00:30:54,748 --> 00:30:59,169
So "if I play it" as the Jews say.
292
00:30:59,836 --> 00:31:03,340
Please, help yourself to some
delicious snacks and drinks in the back.
293
00:31:05,342 --> 00:31:07,969
Class dismissed.
Excuse me, Miss Halsey.
294
00:31:08,261 --> 00:31:10,554
Hi, I'm Morgans dad.
295
00:31:10,555 --> 00:31:13,974
Morgan.
296
00:31:13,975 --> 00:31:19,313
Great kid, so pre-cautious.
I just wish Morgan's grades were reflected.
297
00:31:19,314 --> 00:31:24,528
If I know Morgan, and I think I do.
Ah!... Morgan will get there.
298
00:31:24,945 --> 00:31:27,989
Listen, I'm sure you have full paid
along with a rocking hot body.
299
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,827
But if you could just keep an eye on Morgan?
My wife and I would really appreciate it.
300
00:31:33,286 --> 00:31:37,457
For supplies and whatever.
301
00:31:38,792 --> 00:31:42,921
Supplies??
You're Chase's parents?
302
00:31:44,256 --> 00:31:48,677
You know a student like Chase would
benefit so much from some extra attention?
303
00:31:49,094 --> 00:31:51,763
So you think we should hire a tutor?
304
00:31:51,805 --> 00:31:55,392
You know I'd be happy to do it myself,
but its just so hard with a class of 20..
305
00:31:55,809 --> 00:32:00,313
25 or 30, whatever.
To be a teacher?
306
00:32:00,564 --> 00:32:04,109
God, it is so hard on my salary
to have to pay for my own supplies
307
00:32:04,401 --> 00:32:07,362
and my fiance, he cheated on me with his sister
308
00:32:07,737 --> 00:32:12,450
as your personal tutor, I guarantee
personally that she will get an A.
309
00:32:12,784 --> 00:32:16,329
Or your money back.
310
00:32:18,081 --> 00:32:20,667
Say no more.
311
00:32:22,335 --> 00:32:24,671
Make it out to cash.
312
00:33:14,888 --> 00:33:19,351
Amy, hi.
Hi, I got you something.
313
00:33:19,476 --> 00:33:25,273
What? You don't have to do that.
It's nothing, its my favorite book.
314
00:33:27,025 --> 00:33:34,282
Eat, Pray, Love?
This is my favourite book too.
315
00:33:34,908 --> 00:33:40,539
What's your favourite part?
Love.
316
00:33:55,178 --> 00:33:57,972
What do you want?
Is that marijuana?
317
00:33:57,973 --> 00:34:00,851
No, it's medical marijuana.
318
00:34:00,892 --> 00:34:02,811
I have a prescription and everything.
319
00:34:02,812 --> 00:34:06,314
And I'm not gonna tell you why because,
it's between me and my doctor.
320
00:34:06,523 --> 00:34:10,151
Oh... ok... well feel better.
321
00:34:10,193 --> 00:34:11,527
Thanks.
322
00:34:11,528 --> 00:34:14,114
My mom and I made some holiday cookies.
323
00:34:14,781 --> 00:34:17,534
Those oatmeal rasin again?
Gingerbread.
324
00:34:20,453 --> 00:34:22,663
Let have it.
325
00:34:22,664 --> 00:34:23,957
Watch the bowl.
326
00:34:27,752 --> 00:34:29,588
Do you have anything to drink?
327
00:34:30,797 --> 00:34:33,799
Listen, word to the wise.
328
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:36,552
Stop dressing like you're running for congress
329
00:34:36,553 --> 00:34:39,472
I don't wanna run for congress.
I wanna be President.
330
00:34:39,514 --> 00:34:43,727
See, that's what I'm talking about.
Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.
331
00:34:45,103 --> 00:34:48,440
You really wanna be a President
or is that something your parents want?
332
00:34:51,151 --> 00:34:53,569
Look you don't have to decide right now.
333
00:34:53,570 --> 00:34:57,365
Then who knows one day you wake up
you decide you want to be a missus.
334
00:34:57,407 --> 00:34:59,491
Salary plus tips.
335
00:34:59,492 --> 00:35:01,619
Think about it.
336
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:04,831
If I think about it,
Will I get extra credit?
337
00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:08,376
Hopeless.
338
00:35:30,603 --> 00:35:33,689
This is indeed a winter wonderland.
339
00:35:38,319 --> 00:35:40,196
Wanna get high?
Yeaaah.
340
00:35:41,030 --> 00:35:43,783
Give me a nug...
I'll go smoke it in my car.
341
00:35:44,158 --> 00:35:48,955
Wow... No, I meant
Do you wanna get high with me?
342
00:35:59,924 --> 00:36:02,926
Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?
343
00:36:02,927 --> 00:36:05,095
You know that�s not actually true Scott??
344
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:10,977
I'm writing a song right now called
855-8241777.
345
00:36:11,102 --> 00:36:13,145
Extension 777.
346
00:36:15,857 --> 00:36:17,608
So you guys having an awesome time?
347
00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:20,986
Yes, Oh my God!
I love to dance, I could dance all night.
348
00:36:20,987 --> 00:36:22,946
Hey can we go somewhere and talk?
349
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:25,074
I'll totally go for a talk right now.
350
00:36:29,245 --> 00:36:34,166
What's up?
Okay... whoo
351
00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:37,086
I do not know how to say this.
I'm a kind of nervous.
352
00:36:37,128 --> 00:36:39,046
Feels it's all happening so quickly.
353
00:36:39,047 --> 00:36:42,841
You can tell me anything Scott,
you're one of my best friends
354
00:36:42,842 --> 00:36:44,968
I'm crushing on someone
355
00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:48,264
I think you're pretty great too.
Thanks. It's Amy.
356
00:36:50,099 --> 00:36:52,602
No running in the hall!
357
00:36:53,728 --> 00:36:55,604
Kids.
358
00:36:55,605 --> 00:36:58,023
She's been amazing helping me do with my breakup.
359
00:36:58,024 --> 00:37:01,152
Yeah, I don't know her that well
I know all the other teachers really hate her fucking guts
360
00:37:01,153 --> 00:37:03,404
But I stay above all that stuff.
361
00:37:03,487 --> 00:37:06,740
Can I be honest with you?
Of course.
362
00:37:06,741 --> 00:37:10,869
It's nothing personal, but...
363
00:37:10,870 --> 00:37:13,622
I don't think that you're Amy's type.
364
00:37:13,623 --> 00:37:16,334
Really?
Yea.
365
00:37:16,417 --> 00:37:20,086
She seem so... I don't know... sympathy-co.
366
00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:30,799
Trust me
She's only using you for your money.
367
00:37:31,300 --> 00:37:33,594
What?
368
00:37:35,638 --> 00:37:39,724
Well I feel stupid.
No, Scott... Scott.
369
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:43,186
Look at me. I'm gonna get my breasts enlarged
in a couple of months...
370
00:37:43,187 --> 00:37:44,772
And when I recover from my surgery...
371
00:37:44,773 --> 00:37:49,401
you and I are gonna go out and we are gonna
find awesome people for each other.
372
00:37:49,527 --> 00:37:51,278
That sounds nice.
373
00:37:51,403 --> 00:37:53,655
You're out of your mind.
374
00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:57,867
There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan.
Nobody will ever be Jordan... okay?
375
00:37:57,868 --> 00:38:00,203
Ok, Lebron is a better re-bounder and passer.
376
00:38:00,204 --> 00:38:03,248
Will you let me finish?
Can?... Can you let me finish?
377
00:38:03,249 --> 00:38:06,501
Call me when Lebron has six championships.
That's the only argument?
378
00:38:06,502 --> 00:38:08,921
It's the only argument I need, Shawn!!
379
00:38:13,175 --> 00:38:14,802
Let's get baked.
380
00:38:16,387 --> 00:38:20,516
Goods... we're gonna go get some baked goods.
381
00:38:22,226 --> 00:38:24,937
You got this?
382
00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:30,358
Just try it... try it!
Just... please stop pressuring her.
383
00:38:30,359 --> 00:38:32,736
How does she know she doesn't like it
if she has never tried it before?
384
00:38:32,737 --> 00:38:38,284
You know, we should probably be getting back.
Just fuckin do it... weed is awesome.
385
00:38:49,336 --> 00:38:52,131
Hold it in. - Just blow it out
Hold it in. - Blow it out.
386
00:38:54,383 --> 00:38:58,179
Okay... Lynn, I'm gonna take this.
387
00:38:58,596 --> 00:39:01,182
I'm gonna go find a hot dog.
388
00:39:04,185 --> 00:39:07,146
Well, that's definitely impressive.
Like you can do better?
389
00:39:07,855 --> 00:39:10,316
Really? You sure you wanna do this?
Yea, gym teacher.
390
00:39:13,694 --> 00:39:17,072
You understand this is what I do?
- Yea I got it - Like for a living.
391
00:39:30,127 --> 00:39:32,295
You have no upper body strength.
Yes, I do...
392
00:39:32,296 --> 00:39:35,340
Just not in my arms
or my chest.
393
00:39:35,341 --> 00:39:38,469
Well I have cat like reflexes
accept for it.
394
00:39:50,147 --> 00:39:54,442
So, all this is mine, by the way
As far as the eye can see.
395
00:39:54,443 --> 00:39:56,846
Really love with what
you've done with the place.
396
00:39:56,847 --> 00:40:00,115
Ya if you notice the nets, that's
a brand new nets I had installed.
397
00:40:00,366 --> 00:40:02,450
This is original wood.
398
00:40:02,451 --> 00:40:04,619
See those championship banners?
399
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:07,664
When I first came to the school, they weren�t here.
400
00:40:07,665 --> 00:40:11,585
They were over there,
I have moved over there.
401
00:40:13,921 --> 00:40:20,427
So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for
them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?
402
00:40:20,511 --> 00:40:26,016
Well ah.. granted it wasn't the original plan
As a young boy I wanted to be a professor...
403
00:40:26,183 --> 00:40:28,686
...of physical education.
404
00:40:29,186 --> 00:40:31,564
At Harvard, but...
405
00:40:32,314 --> 00:40:34,524
I don't know... I like it here.
406
00:40:34,525 --> 00:40:38,111
What wend so wrong in your life
that you ended up educating children?
407
00:40:38,112 --> 00:40:42,658
I don't know.
Maybe I was a bad person in an other life.
408
00:40:44,535 --> 00:40:47,620
We should like... go have a drink... sometime... together.
409
00:40:47,621 --> 00:40:49,707
Like over winter break.
410
00:40:49,832 --> 00:40:54,085
Naah.. got something going.
Can I say something for the record?
411
00:40:54,086 --> 00:40:57,965
Fine.
It's about... your... ttt.
412
00:40:59,091 --> 00:41:02,595
The big fake titties
Are you really gonna do that?
413
00:41:03,137 --> 00:41:05,221
Why would you do that?
Your tits are fine.
414
00:41:05,222 --> 00:41:08,350
I like your tits...
Ask my roommate.
415
00:41:15,441 --> 00:41:17,860
Seriously?
416
00:41:19,820 --> 00:41:21,822
Seriously?
417
00:41:23,782 --> 00:41:26,785
Come on.
418
00:41:26,911 --> 00:41:29,163
Seriously?
419
00:41:31,248 --> 00:41:35,211
Hey... Why are they closed?
It's Christmas?
420
00:41:35,544 --> 00:41:38,088
Whatever...
Hey you got a lighter?
421
00:41:38,255 --> 00:41:43,551
Miss Halsey, its me Garette from school.
It's Garrett. Having a nice Christmas?
422
00:41:43,552 --> 00:41:44,969
Aces...
423
00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:47,639
Ahh!! What are you doing rest of day
you gonna see your family?
424
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:52,728
Ahh... Yeah I'm gonna go see some people
We're having like a big..pot luck so...
425
00:41:53,854 --> 00:41:58,317
Miss Halsey? Would you like to come
and spend Christmas with us?
426
00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:19,254
That we remembered
Have we ever forget.. What is that?? haaha.
427
00:42:19,255 --> 00:42:24,467
Guys, I'm really sorry I have to eat and run
I gotta head over to the shelters so..
428
00:42:24,468 --> 00:42:27,804
Awww...
The shelter, Ah, that�s so inspiring.
429
00:42:27,805 --> 00:42:30,431
Yeah, I really love helping bums.
430
00:42:30,432 --> 00:42:33,434
But you'd have to wait for dessert
we have a real treat.
431
00:42:33,435 --> 00:42:38,439
Garrett, why don't you run and get
some of your new poetry... - I don't want to hear it
432
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,403
God... I'm so embarrassed.
Don't be shy, marbles.
433
00:42:42,444 --> 00:42:46,115
This is called the The Chase by Garrett Tiara.
434
00:42:47,366 --> 00:42:52,829
XOXO, my love for you is XOXO.
435
00:42:52,830 --> 00:42:56,417
About her smile
that I would walk a mile for.
436
00:42:56,709 --> 00:43:01,671
About her personality
that makes me see the best in me.
437
00:43:01,672 --> 00:43:09,846
One glance, one dance
because together we can achieve...balance.
438
00:43:09,847 --> 00:43:11,557
Thank you.
439
00:43:14,351 --> 00:43:17,437
I loved it
and I usually hate poetry.
440
00:43:17,438 --> 00:43:21,524
Oh Philip, hate on Christmas?
Oops... Sorry, Santa.
441
00:43:21,525 --> 00:43:23,402
Sorry, Jesus.
442
00:43:24,653 --> 00:43:29,992
Umm... why don't you two give me a hand with dessert?
And we can let these two... discuss.
443
00:43:31,076 --> 00:43:32,661
Fuck!
444
00:43:33,287 --> 00:43:38,042
So, the poem's about that girl?
Yea, Chase.
445
00:43:38,918 --> 00:43:42,462
I could just talk to her and tell her how I feel
446
00:43:42,463 --> 00:43:44,381
I knew she'd understand.
447
00:43:45,674 --> 00:43:48,551
Listen, that�s not gonna happen, buddy
448
00:43:48,552 --> 00:43:53,515
I was that hot girl, hotter... even
and I would never have gone out with you.
449
00:43:53,516 --> 00:43:56,392
And I'm not saying that to be mean,
I'm saying that to be helpful.
450
00:43:56,393 --> 00:43:58,686
What do you know?
You don't even know our names
451
00:43:58,687 --> 00:44:02,565
I'll tell you what I know... a kid who wears
the same gymnastic sweat shirt 3 days a week...
452
00:44:02,566 --> 00:44:05,443
isn't getting laid until he's 29
that's what I know...
453
00:44:05,444 --> 00:44:09,447
Sweat shirt was my dad's.
That�s all he left me... when he left me.
454
00:44:09,448 --> 00:44:12,159
There's a reason... he didn't pack it.
455
00:44:12,868 --> 00:44:14,494
Just saying.
456
00:44:14,495 --> 00:44:19,499
Welcome to the number one
New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.
457
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:24,796
This is literally the biggest party...
Aren't you going out with the other nurses?
458
00:44:24,797 --> 00:44:26,799
I'm not a nurse.
459
00:44:27,091 --> 00:44:28,925
I thought you were a nurse.
460
00:44:28,926 --> 00:44:30,803
I am a teacher.
461
00:45:06,088 --> 00:45:08,924
Hey Welcome back.
462
00:45:09,550 --> 00:45:13,888
Many of us are going out tonight
to see Period 5 play, Do you wanna come?
463
00:45:14,096 --> 00:45:16,557
Period 5?
Yeah the teacher band.
464
00:45:17,850 --> 00:45:20,436
I already got shot on the face.
465
00:45:25,774 --> 00:45:29,944
So, are you guys coming to the palace tonight?
My band's gonna do few songs...
466
00:45:29,945 --> 00:45:31,152
You are in Period 5?
467
00:45:31,153 --> 00:45:35,074
You're looking at the new rhythm
guitarist and backup vocalist.
468
00:45:35,075 --> 00:45:38,494
Should be fun.
Should be amazing. Lynn you wanna come?
469
00:45:38,495 --> 00:45:40,581
Yes... yes.
470
00:46:06,815 --> 00:46:11,277
Like you guys...
You should go talk to someone, Lynn.
471
00:46:11,278 --> 00:46:13,655
I'm fine... here.
472
00:46:13,656 --> 00:46:18,076
Come on Lynn, you need to loosen up and live a little.
When's the last time you had a good dicking?
473
00:46:18,077 --> 00:46:21,539
A good dicking?
Go talk to those guys over there.
474
00:46:22,456 --> 00:46:25,125
With the cowboy hats?
Yea.
475
00:46:25,876 --> 00:46:28,419
Come on.
You come on...
476
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:31,464
Go talk to them.
What am I gonna talk about?
477
00:46:31,465 --> 00:46:33,508
It doesn�t matter.
478
00:46:33,509 --> 00:46:38,137
You go... you start with one of em' and you start talking to
the other one...and then you go back to the first one
479
00:46:38,138 --> 00:46:42,600
but still be touching the other one
and then you just choose... Text book.
480
00:46:42,601 --> 00:46:45,396
Yea, from the world's weirdest text book.
481
00:46:45,437 --> 00:46:49,274
Lemme finish my drink.
- Now Lynn!! -Second.
482
00:46:49,275 --> 00:46:51,192
Now... Go!
I like it here.
483
00:46:51,193 --> 00:46:55,656
It is really fun over here.
Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.
484
00:46:56,657 --> 00:47:00,744
Oooo... well... Glad I wore my fun underwear.
485
00:47:06,917 --> 00:47:11,546
So, call me crazy, but this might be the
best Period 5 show of all time.
486
00:47:11,547 --> 00:47:14,132
What are you doing here, anyway?
487
00:47:14,133 --> 00:47:16,551
I thought it was poetry slam night.
488
00:47:16,552 --> 00:47:20,471
I was gonna get drunk and mock them.
Sounds fun, actually
489
00:47:20,472 --> 00:47:24,310
I'll let you know, next time I go.
Not that fun.
490
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,813
Okay..just so you know...
That shit does not face me at all
491
00:47:28,814 --> 00:47:33,067
I'm like the fuckin Terminator dude.
I'm just gonna keep coming after you.
492
00:47:33,068 --> 00:47:35,028
Just so we're clear.
493
00:47:35,029 --> 00:47:36,822
Good luck with that.
494
00:47:37,489 --> 00:47:40,951
Oh Shit!!
Check it out.
495
00:47:41,285 --> 00:47:44,329
I'll be damned.
496
00:47:44,330 --> 00:47:46,497
That shit worked!
497
00:47:46,498 --> 00:47:48,792
Super fast.
498
00:47:55,132 --> 00:48:00,221
Wow, thank you guys for coming out
What a turnout, right? Umm...
499
00:48:00,387 --> 00:48:08,228
I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank the
guys from Period 5 for letting me join the band and.
500
00:48:08,229 --> 00:48:11,189
Also I have an original song.
501
00:48:11,190 --> 00:48:16,862
It is my first cracket song writing so... be kind.
502
00:48:17,071 --> 00:48:21,534
And it goes out to someone very special.
503
00:48:23,577 --> 00:48:29,041
There was a girl I met sometime ago.
504
00:48:29,208 --> 00:48:36,506
Sympathy-co
She helped me heal, she helped me grow.
505
00:48:36,507 --> 00:48:44,056
Sympathy-co
how do you know and you know and again you just know.
506
00:48:44,431 --> 00:48:46,433
Sympathy-co.
507
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:57,360
Sympathy-co Exotico.
508
00:48:57,361 --> 00:49:00,029
Erotico.
509
00:49:00,030 --> 00:49:03,742
You're my narcotic, Ohhh...
510
00:49:03,826 --> 00:49:10,666
Ask me how much I feel
I'll say... a lot-a-co...
511
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:16,130
We can never in the world be too much...
512
00:49:16,881 --> 00:49:19,300
before I met you...
513
00:49:20,217 --> 00:49:21,719
fuck!
514
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:26,472
Is it me? I mean there's something wrong with me?
I don't think so.
515
00:49:26,473 --> 00:49:29,851
I mean, sometimes you talk to people and...
Thank you.
516
00:49:29,852 --> 00:49:35,064
Forget him, at least now you can stop
worrying about him and be the best teacher you can be..
517
00:49:35,065 --> 00:49:37,610
Who knows... maybe you'll win the bonus.
518
00:49:40,985 --> 00:49:43,403
What bonus?
For the state test.
519
00:49:43,404 --> 00:49:48,950
Which ever teacher has the highest scoring class
gets a bonus. Amy wins every year.
520
00:49:48,951 --> 00:49:52,038
How much?
$ 5700.
521
00:49:52,705 --> 00:49:56,792
Son of a bitch... 5700.
Yea... Goddamn it! Lynn.
522
00:49:57,084 --> 00:49:59,086
You never tell me anything.
Yea...
523
00:50:03,966 --> 00:50:09,764
Come on.
C'mon c'mon c'mon...
524
00:50:10,223 --> 00:50:13,184
Let's go, We had a lot to go over.
Everybody sit down, come on..
525
00:50:13,684 --> 00:50:19,023
Where is the TV?
Now everybody open your "To kill a mockingbird" to page 1.
526
00:50:20,775 --> 00:50:22,400
Good, now...
527
00:50:22,401 --> 00:50:27,364
Who can tell me why Jem cries when the hole
in the tree is filled with cement?
528
00:50:27,365 --> 00:50:28,950
Because he's a crybaby?
529
00:50:30,243 --> 00:50:31,536
Get out!
530
00:50:35,665 --> 00:50:37,875
We're here to learn.
531
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:40,837
Anybody else have a problem with that?
532
00:50:41,712 --> 00:50:44,674
Good
Now who has the answer to my question?
533
00:50:46,259 --> 00:50:48,886
Nobody's read this book?
534
00:50:49,136 --> 00:50:53,056
It's on the syllabus.
Well... You never assign it to us.
535
00:50:53,057 --> 00:50:54,933
Well now...
I am.
536
00:50:54,934 --> 00:50:57,352
And we have a quiz tomorrow.
What?!!
537
00:50:57,353 --> 00:50:59,480
On the first 100 pages.
538
00:51:02,567 --> 00:51:06,528
You can't do that
I have band and jazz band tonight.
539
00:51:06,529 --> 00:51:08,947
We haven't had
homework all year
540
00:51:08,948 --> 00:51:10,658
o.
541
00:51:11,117 --> 00:51:14,202
Things are about to change around here.
542
00:51:14,203 --> 00:51:16,955
Recess is over.
543
00:51:16,956 --> 00:51:19,584
Because bird symbolize freedom?
544
00:51:20,168 --> 00:51:22,043
Good.
Good okay...
545
00:51:22,044 --> 00:51:24,922
Is anyone have anything to add
to what that girl just said?
546
00:51:27,508 --> 00:51:31,929
So, what are the limitations of having
Scott as the narrator?
547
00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:34,556
You, Chapz.
548
00:51:34,557 --> 00:51:37,685
Because he...
EEEH!!
549
00:51:48,070 --> 00:51:51,407
Don't flinch... seriously...
You and you... hold his arms down.
550
00:51:52,909 --> 00:51:55,328
Next question.
551
00:51:55,369 --> 00:52:00,958
Because Atticus is always the voice of
reason and justice?
552
00:52:01,959 --> 00:52:04,462
Correct... here.
553
00:52:04,504 --> 00:52:06,881
Nothing in the face.
554
00:52:07,423 --> 00:52:10,384
Woooh!!
Wait!!
555
00:52:10,468 --> 00:52:14,555
Miss Halsey... really?
Wow!!
556
00:52:15,348 --> 00:52:18,518
I never...
We're in the middle of a lesson.
557
00:52:18,559 --> 00:52:21,311
Twilight, look at me.
558
00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:23,772
What do we talk about in class?
559
00:52:23,773 --> 00:52:28,443
Your weight should be evenly distributed
You have to throw off the back foot.
560
00:52:28,444 --> 00:52:31,530
Don't throw at her
Throw through her.
561
00:52:31,531 --> 00:52:33,740
Hit her!
Hit her!
562
00:52:33,741 --> 00:52:34,992
Nail her!
563
00:52:50,661 --> 00:52:55,915
This is so funny, cause I love
raisins and he hates raisins.
564
00:52:55,916 --> 00:52:58,125
Ying and Yang.
565
00:52:58,126 --> 00:53:00,962
You guys are so cute.
So cute?
566
00:53:00,963 --> 00:53:02,922
It's like... too cute almost.
567
00:53:02,923 --> 00:53:05,968
Last week when we went for a drive.
568
00:53:06,468 --> 00:53:11,640
We had no idea where we were going,
We left the maps at home...
569
00:53:11,682 --> 00:53:17,020
What!! No way...
It was fine. I have a GPS navy system.
570
00:53:17,104 --> 00:53:22,525
Oh, Thank God.
And we discovered this new Ethiopian restaurant.
571
00:53:22,526 --> 00:53:26,280
They finally got their own cuisine
Progress...
572
00:53:31,910 --> 00:53:35,622
Your shirt's misbuttoned
Her shirt is misbuttoned.
573
00:53:36,290 --> 00:53:40,459
Thank you Amy, for pointing that out.
You're so welcome.
574
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:45,673
Gosh! Its been such a mess this week.
You know, Just working myself to the bone.
575
00:53:45,674 --> 00:53:48,676
Yeah, its been quite a change.
Well I think it's great.
576
00:53:48,677 --> 00:53:54,849
I just love people who are so passionate
about what they do... it's so inspirational.
577
00:53:54,850 --> 00:53:59,062
Thanks. Yea you know, some teachers
just sail by doing that bare minimum thing...
578
00:53:59,104 --> 00:54:02,191
I don't know, it's just not me...
579
00:54:02,232 --> 00:54:05,861
It's good to know there's still some
actual educators out there.
580
00:54:07,696 --> 00:54:10,698
What else, Sasha?
I think I've told you everything.
581
00:54:10,699 --> 00:54:14,869
Anyone know where Danny Morebox is?
Any more movies in class?
582
00:54:14,870 --> 00:54:20,082
No, we're actually learning. Hey do you know
Animal Farm isn't even really about animals?
583
00:54:20,083 --> 00:54:24,253
Animal Farm?
Sasha, that's not even on the syllabus.
584
00:54:24,254 --> 00:54:27,049
Yeah, I know you're forgetting something.
585
00:54:28,759 --> 00:54:32,595
One extra credit on your diagram, want or not?
I do I want it.
586
00:54:32,596 --> 00:54:35,516
Okay, okay think.
Let me think.
587
00:54:36,558 --> 00:54:39,685
Well there was... Never mind.
What?
588
00:54:39,686 --> 00:54:42,648
Well it was okay... it was medicinal.
589
00:54:44,900 --> 00:54:49,820
And if she claims it's medicinal,
I would demand to see a prescription.
590
00:54:49,821 --> 00:54:51,657
That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.
591
00:54:51,658 --> 00:54:55,826
Do you have any proof other than what one student
thought she saw?
592
00:54:55,827 --> 00:55:01,708
Well this one student is in line to be editor
of The Daily Musket next year.
593
00:55:02,042 --> 00:55:04,378
She's got a lot to loose
going public with this.
594
00:55:04,419 --> 00:55:09,298
If the Teacher's Union found out that I was administering
a drug test to a teacher with this little proof...
595
00:55:09,299 --> 00:55:11,759
They would make my life a living hell, Amy...
596
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,971
So, you're just gonna let her walk free?
597
00:55:15,138 --> 00:55:17,599
That's it!
598
00:55:21,395 --> 00:55:23,896
Amy, Stop that Stop it!
599
00:55:23,897 --> 00:55:25,189
Sorry.
600
00:55:25,190 --> 00:55:27,359
Sorry.
Sit down.
601
00:55:28,944 --> 00:55:35,366
Amy, Do you see this beautiful
little glass dolphin figurine?
602
00:55:35,367 --> 00:55:37,035
Mmmm...
Look at it.
603
00:55:37,786 --> 00:55:39,495
Yeah.
Look at it.
604
00:55:39,496 --> 00:55:42,875
Looking at it!
Elizabeth gave this to me.
605
00:55:43,333 --> 00:55:47,296
She is a thoughtful young woman
and she is teaching for all the right reasons.
606
00:55:47,462 --> 00:55:53,176
Wally!!! Can't you see? She is
manipulating you through the use of dolphins?
607
00:55:53,177 --> 00:55:58,139
No, what I see is that you are getting worked up
And what I would hate to see...
608
00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:01,977
is for you to get overwhelmed...
609
00:56:02,603 --> 00:56:05,022
like you did in 2008.
610
00:56:05,814 --> 00:56:09,067
Gotcha! Thanks Wally,
for bringing that up.
611
00:56:10,527 --> 00:56:13,030
For I'm all about that.
612
00:56:15,574 --> 00:56:18,160
Do not do that with your mouth.
613
00:56:19,661 --> 00:56:21,246
Regular mouth.
614
00:56:27,002 --> 00:56:31,714
"Atticus Finch is a good lawyer because
he is a good person...
615
00:56:31,715 --> 00:56:33,675
who's a lawyer."
616
00:56:35,761 --> 00:56:40,849
Stupid point, misspelled.
617
00:56:42,267 --> 00:56:45,144
"Stupider"
618
00:56:45,145 --> 00:56:48,565
Is this English?
619
00:56:53,445 --> 00:56:58,909
Are you fucking kidding me?
620
00:57:01,912 --> 00:57:05,331
Pathetic. This is why the Japs are overtaking us.
621
00:57:05,332 --> 00:57:07,167
And believe me I don't mean you.
622
00:57:08,669 --> 00:57:11,088
But, we're working really hard.
623
00:57:12,256 --> 00:57:15,383
You're not working hard enough.
I need results.
624
00:57:15,384 --> 00:57:17,177
Class dismissed.
625
00:57:25,644 --> 00:57:28,729
OFFICIAL PRACTICE TEST MANUAL
626
00:57:28,730 --> 00:57:30,524
I need that test!
627
00:58:40,323 --> 00:58:44,702
Good afternoon, Illinois standard student test
How may I direct your call?
628
00:58:44,703 --> 00:58:48,664
Hi, my name is Marjarie Goodman and
I'm calling from the Chicago Tribune.
629
00:58:48,665 --> 00:58:54,504
Who could I speak to regarding the allegations
of racial bias on your standardized tests?
630
00:58:54,588 --> 00:58:56,256
Please hold..
631
00:59:06,141 --> 00:59:08,185
Marjarie?
632
00:59:08,476 --> 00:59:10,561
You must be Carl?
633
00:59:10,562 --> 00:59:15,317
Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.
Of course. Sure..
634
00:59:15,525 --> 00:59:19,487
Did you find the boys okay?
Was it a good drive? - Great drive.
635
00:59:19,571 --> 00:59:24,825
Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man
So, I'm just gonna get right down to it
636
00:59:24,826 --> 00:59:30,039
I've been speaking to various...
ah... black... citizens... who
637
00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:34,418
...alleged that your test are biased
towards white people and orientals.
638
00:59:34,419 --> 00:59:39,965
Okay... lemme tell you something right away
A: Orientals tests better...
639
00:59:39,966 --> 00:59:45,679
B: Every couple of years we get these cockamamie
charges coming in from various parts of the state.
640
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,141
Lemme dat daa...
Usually here, the things that they call me.
641
00:59:49,142 --> 00:59:54,021
Racist, faggotron, faggy Hitler, dick breath...
Okay...?
642
00:59:54,022 --> 00:59:59,318
But I am not racist.
I voted for Obama, you can quote me on that in your article.
643
00:59:59,319 --> 01:00:01,320
You know what I think would help... Carl...?
644
01:00:01,321 --> 01:00:03,781
For me to see one of
this year's tests.
645
01:00:03,782 --> 01:00:07,201
Oh! Sure, I can get you one easy
No problem.
646
01:00:07,202 --> 01:00:08,869
Great... great!
647
01:00:08,870 --> 01:00:13,833
Umm... The day after the schools administers them,
I will shoot one right over to you.
648
01:00:13,834 --> 01:00:16,627
I was hoping to see it sooner.
I'm on a bit of a deadline.
649
01:00:16,628 --> 01:00:22,591
No, no... that is absolutely classified
Unless, unless you have one of these bad boys, right here.
650
01:00:22,592 --> 01:00:28,013
Wow! You know Carl...
Enough business for one night, don't you think?
651
01:00:28,014 --> 01:00:32,894
Oh... oh tell me bout that...
I think I'm gonna have another drink before I hit the road.
652
01:00:33,478 --> 01:00:38,400
...It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair
obviously the image... you don't wanna...
653
01:00:38,483 --> 01:00:42,070
But then there were others like... just...
Like hopeless or scary... so I... count me out.
654
01:00:42,153 --> 01:00:46,032
But you seem like such a wild man Carl...
655
01:00:47,701 --> 01:00:50,745
What turns you on Carl?
656
01:00:51,830 --> 01:00:56,418
Eh..Everything.
You wanna know what turns me on?
657
01:00:56,543 --> 01:00:58,086
Sex in an office.
658
01:00:58,295 --> 01:01:03,383
Getting fucked really hard against a wooden desk.
659
01:01:04,301 --> 01:01:07,888
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