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[narrator] Long ago,
in another realm
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stood the majestic kingdom
of Tal'Dorei.
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Once the battlefield
of gods and titans,
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its lands now harbor magic,
wonder and mystery.
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It was a time of peace...
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...until a great evil arrived.
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A brave group of heroes
banded together,
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ready to face this evil.
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Hold fast. The beast approaches.
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{\an8}[beast snarling]
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[whooshing]
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- [screams]
- What the fuck?
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You shall pay for y...
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- Holy sh...
- [screams]
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Humanity will never fall to y...
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[narrator] Well,
that was... something.
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Fuck!
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All of our mercenaries
slaughtered like lambs.
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I state my case again,
Sovereign Uriel:
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send our army to challenge
whatever this fiend is
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before it decimates
the entire kingdom.
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[Fince] Perhaps
we have been ill-advised
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in our strategy, sire.
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I propose we attempt
to capture the beast
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and use it as a weapon
against our enemies.
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I must object, Sir Fince.
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We don't even know
what the creature is.
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Demon? Elemental?
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And how do you propose
we capture it?
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Lady Allura is right.
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- But sire...
- I will not send our remaining army
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beyond the city walls until we
know who or what our enemy is.
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We must find more mercenaries.
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And where, might I ask?
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The Torian Butchers
are butchered,
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the Murder Hobos murdered,
the Death Dealers are all dead.
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- Then find someone worthy!
- [gasps]
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Do not rest until you bring me
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the greatest band of mercenaries
in all of Tal'Dorei.
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[people chanting]
Chug, chug, chug!
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Chug! Chug! Chug!
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[grunting, exhales]
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- [cheering]
- Yeah!
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That's right! Who's the best?
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Yeah!
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Grog wins. Again.
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[sighs] Fuck me.
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Why do we always play
drinking games
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with a guy twice our size?
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Because it's the fastest way
to get drunk, obviously.
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[slurring] Who's drunk?
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Not me. I'm great.
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I think we should
go to another...
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another... [retches]
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Didn't you only have one ale?
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[gags] Oh. So chunky.
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[groans] Watch it, bitch.
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[grunts]
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Hey. You watch it, dicknose.
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Easy, Grog.
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We don't waste our time
on talking assholes, remember?
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- Hmm.
- Oi, tavern keep.
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Another round for Vox Machina,
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the greatest band of mercenaries
in all the realm.
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[laughs] The greatest?
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I heard you couldn't even rescue
a cow from a burning barn.
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[laughter]
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"Vox Machina."
What a fucking joke.
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[Vax] Let's keep things civil,
friend.
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We're not looking for trouble.
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- Oh, I'll bet you ain't.
- [people gasping]
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Everyone knows you're a bunch
of pathetic losers
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who can't get a fucking job.
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Look at your scrawny ass.
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Too weak to tickle
your own pickle.
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Are you offering to help?
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Yeah. U-Uh, well, no.
I... fuck you!
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Oh, I'm only asking you
to give me a hand.
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- [screams]
- [snarls]
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[Grog] You know, Vax,
I think he's willing.
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Ooh, can I keep this?
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[grunts] Don't just stand there
gawking, louts.
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Kill them!
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[snarls, grunts]
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[all shouting]
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[belches]
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[both] I had him.
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- [gun clicks]
- Hmm.
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- I'm coming, Percy!
- Oh, no.
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Oops.
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- [snarls]
- [roars]
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Pike, love, can you try to stay
out of the way?
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Hey, come on.
You tripped over me.
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I'll take that.
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Not bad, brother.
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- [whistles]
- [shouts]
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Why does this happen every time
we go out drinking?
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[whistles]
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[roars]
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Good boy, Trinket.
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Over here.
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[screams]
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Grog, step aside.
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Oh, bollocks.
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Where the hell is Scanlan?
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♪ ♪
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♪ La, da, da ♪
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♪ La, da, da,
my lady's rose I will pluck ♪
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♪ My love,
it's time for us to ♪
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- [screaming]
- For goodness' sakes.
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Percy, the hell, man?
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If you want to join in,
you got to ask first.
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Scanlan, I should've known.
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Could you put on some pants
and help us?
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You got to be shitting me.
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Stop!
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First, you people drink me dry,
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then you destroy my tavern.
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And-and what is that gnome
doing with my daughter?
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- [squealing laughter]
- Mmm... [chuckles]
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It's probably best
you don't know.
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Who's paying for all this?
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Goodness, such a mess.
Absolutely dreadful.
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But I can assure you, darling,
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Vox Machina will find
those responsible...
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Uh-uh, don't even try it.
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Money, now.
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Well, you see...
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We don't exactly have any money
on us, per se,
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but if you give me five...
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[all screaming]
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Uh, hello? Yes, excuse me.
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Ah. [chuckles]
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Thank you, much appreciated.
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[tavern keeper] And stay out!
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Does this mean
we're officially banned
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from every tavern in Emon?
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[grunts] Wonderful.
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We've got no money,
no place to live
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and fuck all for prospects.
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Well, perhaps if someone
didn't accidentally decapitate
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the last fellow who hired us.
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Well, I apologized, didn't I?
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We have a mountain of debts
and-- oh, good--
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three silver to our name.
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We need a job.
Anything, at this point.
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I mean, if protecting carts
from swindlers
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and killing goblins for gold
isn't getting us anywhere,
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I don't know, maybe...
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maybe we could try
doing some good this time?
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- Nah...
- Boring.
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Pike, ethics are a luxury
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we currently can't afford.
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Have you guys ever thought
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maybe we're not really meant
to do this?
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I mean, Vex and Vax
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- only care about themselves.
- [both] Well, fuck you.
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- [Keyleth] Grog just wants to murder everyone.
- Yeah, pretty much.
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[Keyleth] Percy barely wants
to be seen with us in public,
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- and Scanlan wants...
- To bed everyone in the realm.
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Yes, you can say it, Keyleth.
I'm not ashamed.
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[sighs] Honestly,
why are we even together?
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Well, while you're all
moping around,
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I have to drain
the proverbial basilisk.
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[whistling]
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{\an8}[sighs]
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{\an8}Hmm?
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{\an8}- [grunts, shouts]
- Oh... Oh, apologies.
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- [chuckles] It has a mind of its own sometimes.
- [stammers]
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What's the matter with you?
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- Come on.
- Hmm.
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[Scanlan] This!
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This is our purpose.
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Fighting for justice, for glory,
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protecting the kingdom
and stuff.
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And most importantly--
[whoops]--
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lots of money!
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{\an8}[snarls]
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[birds chirping]
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[grunts] We're really gonna see
the sovereign
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looking like this?
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[guard] Halt.
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Okay, we'll take you in,
but the bear waits outside.
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{\an8}[growls]
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[sniffs, grunts]
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It's okay, buddy.
We'll be back soon.
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[growls]
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[Uriel] Lady Kima,
it is imperative
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Lord and Lady Briarwood join us.
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{\an8}- Sire, Whitestone hasn't been heard from in months.
- [Keyleth] Excuse me?
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{\an8}- Our last messenger never returned.
- Excuse me?
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[Uriel] They must be
warned of these attacks.
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- Send another guardsman straight away.
- [belches]
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[belch echoes]
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I'm sorry, who the hell are you?
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Vox Machina. You see,
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it's actually a somewhat clever
play on words...
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Honestly, we don't care.
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Sire, I warned you
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the notices would attract
the scum of Emon.
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Excuse you?
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I think Sir Fince
means a foe this deadly
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- requires more seasoned...
- Krieg, don't bother
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with these drunken buffoons.
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Guards?
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[grunting]
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{\an8}Buffoons?
Clearly you've never heard
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{\an8}of the Legend of Vox Machina.
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{\an8}Allow me to give you
a proper introduction.
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Oh, gods, here we go.
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♪ Your Excellence
tried the best fighters ♪
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♪ Who've adventured
far and wide ♪
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♪ But I promise ♪
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♪ That you've never met
a troop so qualified ♪
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♪ There's Grog
our mighty giant ♪
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♪ He's a simpleminded hulk ♪
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♪ And Percy's pepperbox
can blow apart ♪
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♪ Your fucking skull ♪
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♪ Nature hath no fury ♪
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♪ Quite like Keyleth
the Ashari ♪
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♪ Controlling plants
and animals ♪
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♪ She's a magical safari ♪
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♪ The twins Vex and Vax ♪
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♪ She shoots,
he hides in the pitch ♪
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♪ They're stealthy
and quite deadly ♪
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♪ But I forget
which one is which ♪
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- He's Vax.
- She's Vex.
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♪ Pike's divinity is pure ♪
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♪ Her hands can always heal ♪
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♪ Oh, and did I mention
we have a bear? ♪
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♪ Trinket, no big deal ♪
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♪ And as for myself?
My name is Scanlan ♪
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♪ The man with the phat
purple hand ♪
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♪ My music's the jam, going ham,
you can't stand it ♪
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♪ Get some water,
hide your daughters ♪
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- [clears throat]
- Oh. Uh, sorry.
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♪ Brave warriors are we
and far more clever than a fox ♪
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♪ They'll tell tale
of our exploits ♪
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♪ In the Legend ♪
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♪ Of Vox ♪
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♪ Machina ♪
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- [retches]
- Uh, thank you very much.
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- Oh.
- Mm, okay. Uh...
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- Uh...
- Give the council a moment
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to discuss your curious group.
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You can't be seriously
considering them
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for such a crucial task.
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Sovereign, their reputation
is less than stellar.
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Well, they do have a bear.
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It looked quite ferocious.
And the song was entertaining.
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Why not give them a chance?
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00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,675
Perhaps there is more
than meets the eye
254
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:16,885
with these warriors.
255
00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:20,055
- [snoring]
- Eh?
256
00:11:21,098 --> 00:11:23,058
Yeah, doubt it.
257
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,060
Let's just call in
Agar's Assassins again.
258
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:29,147
Uh, Agar apparently had his hand
chopped off in a barroom brawl.
259
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:30,899
[quietly] Oh, shit.
260
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:33,068
- [high-pitched ringing]
- [grunts]
261
00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,947
[Uriel] Very well.
262
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740
You're hired, Vox Machina.
263
00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:40,909
Mainly because I like the bear.
264
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:43,620
Lady Allura will accompany you
to the Shale Steps,
265
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,914
the village closest
to the last attack.
266
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:50,043
So, what exactly are we killing,
267
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,254
and how much are we making?
268
00:11:52,254 --> 00:11:54,172
[Krieg] We don't know
what you're killing,
269
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,466
but once you kill it,
all this is yours.
270
00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,720
[Scanlan]
Uh, one more question.
271
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,013
Yeah, how are we supposed
to get there?
272
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,688
[giggles]
273
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,903
[Vex] Brother,
I am telling you I felt it,
274
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,530
right there in the throne room.
275
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,282
I haven't felt that since...
276
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:21,700
Isn't this ship amazing?
277
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,743
There's two bathrooms
downstairs.
278
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,037
Hey, by the way,
why are you both whispering
279
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,790
- like we can't hear you?
- Can you mind your business for once, gnome?
280
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,750
[muttering]
281
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,211
As you can see,
the creature has already razed
282
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,590
three villages
and miles of farmland.
283
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:38,800
If this evil persists,
284
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,803
the kingdom
will starve to death.
285
00:12:41,803 --> 00:12:45,140
This mission sounds
kind of deadly. [chuckles]
286
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,350
- Do we really want to do this?
- Yes, this task
287
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:51,146
is dangerous, which is why
only the most noble, heroic
288
00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,440
- and true...
- Yeah, yeah, nobility and heroism
289
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,151
is fine and all, but we're
in this for the money.
290
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,821
I see. So it's coin
over character.
291
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,032
Not surprising.
292
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,034
- [wind whistling]
- [wood creaking]
293
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,959
[grunts]
294
00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,545
The Shale Steps are beyond
that hill. Good luck.
295
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:20,217
Please don't, oh,
fuck this up, as they say.
296
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:21,718
Thanks for the sweet ride.
297
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,720
You'll be back to pick us
up later, right?
298
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,433
[birds cawing]
299
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,602
Yeah, she'll be back.
300
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,153
What we doing here again?
301
00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,113
The last attack
was just south of here.
302
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,324
We're gonna ask around,
see if anyone knows anything.
303
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,951
Ask around.
304
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,994
[Keyleth] Excuse me,
green friends.
305
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:51,164
Have you seen any evil wizards
or giant monsters
306
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,541
passing through here?
307
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,501
- Uh...
- That's kind of weird.
308
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:58,046
[fisherman] Nah,
it was too foggy.
309
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,840
All we saw was dark clouds,
lightning.
310
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,467
We thought it was a storm.
311
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,844
{\an8}Oh, you didn't see
anything, huh?
312
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:09,266
{\an8}How convenient, Mr. Fisherman,
if that is your real name.
313
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:12,769
- Whoa...
- Okay, maybe let me handle the questioning, Scanlan.
314
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,438
I'm sorry about him.
315
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,274
[mother] You're a priest
of sorts, aren't you?
316
00:14:17,274 --> 00:14:19,317
Could you bless our house?
317
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,777
- Protect it from this evil?
- Uh...
318
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,821
A-A blessing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
319
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,614
Uh, no problem.
320
00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,825
Okay, here goes.
321
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:32,372
May the Everlight
shine upon your home.
322
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,457
Everything will be tip-top.
323
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,585
Okay. I'm sure you'll survive
these trying times,
324
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:39,713
so, good luck?
325
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:43,550
Are you sure
you're a holy person?
326
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,802
Yeah, I'm-I'm just,
uh, out of practice.
327
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,138
I don't really bless
a lot of houses these days.
328
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,015
Thank you, dear.
329
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:52,851
I'm sure it'll be enough
to keep our family safe.
330
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:54,060
[gasps]
331
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,105
Wow.
332
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:00,525
- Are you a wizard?
- [chuckles]
333
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,278
Nah. The magic's all
in the fingers, kid.
334
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,196
[gasps]
335
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,990
Wow.
336
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,909
And now it's in yours.
337
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,411
Whoa.
338
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,622
That's real silver.
Keep it safe.
339
00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:15,498
There's a monster roaming about.
340
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,875
- You mean flying.
- What's that?
341
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,793
Something flew right over us.
342
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,295
It knocked down
the big tree on the hill.
343
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:24,424
We heard wings beating but
we couldn't see it in the storm.
344
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,718
But it was big. Really big.
345
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:27,927
Yeah.
346
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,476
[birds squawking]
347
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:36,227
[Vex] Get over here.
348
00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:38,480
- Trinket found something.
- [sniffing]
349
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,192
The tracks are too muddy
to discern.
350
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,235
But it looks like
it took to the air
351
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:45,820
and flew along the coast.
352
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,992
- Whoa. [chuckles]
- [grunts]
353
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,453
Think you'll be needing this.
354
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,080
Ah.
355
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:06,341
Now they look...
356
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,842
human?
357
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,140
[grunts] It's close.
358
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,767
Everyone, get ready.
359
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,480
[rustling]
360
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:28,697
[bleats]
361
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:31,616
{\an8}[laughs] Get the fuck out.
362
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,619
What, a little lamb
was behind all the mayhem?
363
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:36,454
Oh, don't let that thing
bite you, Vex.
364
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,456
[grunting]
365
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,794
[bleating]
366
00:16:42,794 --> 00:16:44,462
[beast snarling]
367
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,428
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
368
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,389
Fuck!
369
00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,694
[shouts]
370
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,863
- [panting]
- [roars]
371
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:24,002
[grunts, panting]
372
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,839
[booming step]
373
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,592
- I suggest we run. Right now!
- [Grog] Fuck that.
374
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,844
We fight!
375
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,095
[roaring]
376
00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,014
Grog, you dumb, brave asshole!
377
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,600
[Grog roaring]
378
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,144
[grunting]
379
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,858
[gasps] Grog's down already?
Come on!
380
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,154
[growls]
381
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,448
[grunting]
382
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,702
[low growl]
383
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,706
[screeches]
384
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,709
Keyleth! A little magic might help.
385
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,252
[gasping breaths]
386
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,173
- We're in serious trouble here.
- [dragon roars]
387
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,802
Keyleth, snap out of it.
Keyleth!
388
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,804
- Keyleth!
- Sorry. Um...
389
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,096
Okay. Okay.
390
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:21,601
[whooshing]
391
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,479
[thunder crashing]
392
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,524
[snarls]
393
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,528
[fierce yell]
394
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,655
[thunder crashing, wind rushing]
395
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,663
Did I just make it worse?
396
00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:42,914
[roars]
397
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,959
[shield whirring]
398
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,252
[growling]
399
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,588
[loud rumbling]
400
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,340
- [Vex] Look out!
- [gasping]
401
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:54,217
[debris settling]
402
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,388
[booming steps]
403
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,765
[sniffing, grunting]
404
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,475
[low growl]
405
00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,104
[dragon screeches]
406
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,067
[wingbeats recede in distance]
407
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,278
[Scanlan] Uh, get me out.
Get-get me out!
408
00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,947
I'm trapped under Grog's ass!
409
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,740
[straining]
410
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,033
{\an8}[Percy] So...
411
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:22,453
{\an8}this is what rock bottom
feels like.
412
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:26,207
At least we're still alive,
413
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,834
thank the Everlight.
414
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,795
{\an8}And thanks to Keyleth
for the giant shrub.
415
00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:34,007
{\an8}But did you have to make it
so thorny? [groans]
416
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:37,051
That dragon.
We almost... died.
417
00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,219
[pants]
418
00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,722
Except we didn't die.
Because of you, Keyleth.
419
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,181
You hear me?
420
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,601
We're alive because of you.
421
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,855
- Grog. You're hurt.
- Nah.
422
00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:50,940
Just a flesh wound. No big.
423
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,735
[groans]
Question: Is this normal?
424
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,716
- Oh, no.
- Holy shit.
425
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:55,812
I'm gonna throw up.
426
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,363
Hold still, old friend.
427
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,615
I got you.
428
00:19:58,615 --> 00:19:59,908
[whirring]
429
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,287
[groaning]
430
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:06,414
Oh, I feel better already.
431
00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,875
Thanks, Pike. You're the best.
432
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,461
[sighs]
That... took a lot out of me.
433
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:12,879
- I got you.
- Oh.
434
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,465
Uh, thanks.
435
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,342
Oh, uh, you can put me down now.
436
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,927
Oh. Yeah.
437
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:20,553
Uh... yeah.
438
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,473
All right,
fuck Uriel and all of this,
439
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,141
we're done here.
440
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,268
We didn't sign up
for certain death.
441
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:30,063
Must I remind you
we gave our word to the council?
442
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,440
That should probably
mean something.
443
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,859
Oh, who gives a soggy anus
about the council?
444
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:38,321
The only word I care about
is "Scanlan Shorthalt."
445
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,281
And yes,
I know that's two words,
446
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,283
but you know what I'm saying.
447
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:45,203
Yeah. What have those
fuckity-fucks ever done for us?
448
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,455
Except give us a job
and a bunch of gold
449
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,457
and treasure and stuff?
450
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,668
We've fought a lot of things...
451
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,002
but a dragon?
452
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,754
An actual dragon?
453
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,965
It's not about the council,
454
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,175
or the contract...
it's about these people.
455
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,551
They need us.
456
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,804
We can't just run away.
457
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,223
This is why I hate traveling
with holy people.
458
00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:07,600
- They're too goddamned good.
- [Vex] Pike...
459
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,978
this creature is beyond us.
460
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,480
When Vex and I were young,
461
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,607
one of those monsters
killed our mother.
462
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,235
I've studied dragons
my entire life, hoping to find
463
00:21:17,235 --> 00:21:18,403
the one that did it.
464
00:21:18,403 --> 00:21:19,570
I can...
465
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,447
feel when they're close.
466
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,242
A horrid pain in my head.
467
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,743
Then it's settled.
468
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:27,996
We'll go back to the palace
and get out of the contract.
469
00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,789
You don't understand, Percy.
470
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,125
I felt it there, too,
at the palace.
471
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,127
Y-You're just
telling us this now?
472
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,878
I'm sorry. I...
473
00:21:35,878 --> 00:21:38,214
I wasn't certain
until the dragon...
474
00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:40,591
It's been years since Mother...
475
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,218
Are you sure, Vex'ahlia?
476
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,387
I know what I felt.
Someone on the council
477
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:47,098
must have been in contact
with the dragon, or...
478
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,935
I don't know,
but I-I'm sure it was real.
479
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:53,396
Then we walk away
from all of this.
480
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,815
It's not worth it.
You heard her.
481
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,568
One of them might be working
with that monster.
482
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,653
Let's just get
the hell out of here
483
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,906
and never set foot
in Emon again.
484
00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:06,409
Can we all agree on that?
485
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,411
♪ ♪
486
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:28,056
♪ ♪
487
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,496
Oh, no.
488
00:22:53,456 --> 00:22:57,668
[Vex] They wiped them out,
all of them.
489
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:04,050
[stifles sob]
490
00:23:12,767 --> 00:23:15,228
♪ ♪
491
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,914
[weak groaning nearby]
492
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,334
[weak groan]
493
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:41,379
- [straining]
- [wood creaking]
494
00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:44,215
[grunting]
495
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:46,425
[Vax] Pike! Get over here!
496
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,346
[groaning weakly]
497
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,098
[Pike] Please, Everlight,
498
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,100
let your power reach him.
499
00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,768
Pike. Please.
500
00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,395
Shit!
501
00:23:57,395 --> 00:23:59,772
No. I can't do it.
502
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,400
I'm still too weak from before.
503
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,279
[grunts weakly, exhales]
504
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:08,865
[thunder rumbling]
505
00:24:13,161 --> 00:24:14,745
We could have stopped this.
506
00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,415
Should have.
507
00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:21,794
[Scanlan plucking,
tuning stringed instrument]
508
00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:24,797
♪ ♪
509
00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:26,549
What the hell
are you doing, Scanlan?
510
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,760
Thinking of a rhyme
for "dead dragon."
511
00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,345
[sighs] 'Cause I...
512
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,347
I guess we're killing one.
513
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,099
I'm in.
514
00:24:35,099 --> 00:24:38,519
Uh, I mean I'm not gonna lie,
I'm terrified out of my mind.
515
00:24:38,519 --> 00:24:39,979
But I'm in.
516
00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,481
- I don't like losin'...
- [thunder crashes]
517
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:46,235
but now I'm feelin' things,
on the inside.
518
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,030
They don't feel right.
519
00:24:49,030 --> 00:24:52,158
So yeah, I'm with ya.
520
00:24:52,158 --> 00:24:53,409
That was...
521
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,536
actually well stated, Grog.
522
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:57,538
- What was?
- Uh, never mind.
523
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,457
Count me in as well.
524
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,042
You guys...
525
00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,668
we're doing this.
526
00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:05,880
You all realize we're going
to die a truly horrible death.
527
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,256
Perhaps, sister.
528
00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:11,010
But we'll die gloriously,
529
00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:14,013
and we'll kill a fucking dragon.
530
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:16,015
♪ ♪
531
00:25:18,870 --> 00:25:20,828
Ripped by
- YoungJedi -
532
00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,855
{\an8}♪ ♪
533
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,843
{\an8}♪ ♪
534
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,860
Chirp.
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