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oh, the shark has

oh, the shark has pretty teeth, dear

pretty teeth, dear

pretty teeth, dear and he shows them

and he shows them

and he shows them pearly white

pearly white

pearly white just a jackknife

just a jackknife

just a jackknife has macheath, dear

has macheath, dear

>> and he keeps it

>> and he keeps it out of sight

out of sight

out of sight when the shark bites

when the shark bites

when the shark bites through his victim

through his victim

through his victim scarlet spreads

scarlet spreads

scarlet spreads amongst the rain

amongst the rain

amongst the rain but white gloves wears

but white gloves wears

but white gloves wears our macheath, babe

our macheath, babe

our macheath, babe and the blood...

and the blood...

and the blood... David!

David!

David! David, we've got to go,

David, we've got to go,

David, we've got to go, asap, now! Come on!

Asap, now! Come on!

Asap, now! Come on! We've got to get over

We've got to get over

We've got to get over to daddy's! Right now!

To daddy's! Right now!

To daddy's! Right now! Let's go, now!

Let's go, now!

Let's go, now! Come on, we've got to go!

Come on, we've got to go!

Come on, we've got to go! Nah- did you bring all your

Nah- did you bring all your

Nah- did you bring all your papers? Got all your papers?

Papers? Got all your papers?

Papers? Got all your papers? Huh?

Huh?

Huh? David, we've got to take

David, we've got to take

David, we've got to take your truck.

Your truck.

Your truck. Why?

Why?

Why? Come on, man.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Come on, lucky.

( imitating karl

Childers from sling blade )

Childers from sling blade ) well, I sure do like

Well, I sure do like

Well, I sure do like them french-fried potatoes.

Them french-fried potatoes.

Them french-fried potatoes. Mm-hmm. I like mine with

Mm-hmm. I like mine with

Mm-hmm. I like mine with a little mustard on 'em.

A little mustard on 'em.

I rented sling blade again

I rented sling blade again last night on dvd.

Last night on dvd.

Last night on dvd. Tell you what, that

Tell you what, that

Tell you what, that billy bob thornton

Billy bob thornton

Billy bob thornton is the real deal, ain't he?

Is the real deal, ain't he?

Is the real deal, ain't he? Huh? Ah, yeah.

Huh? Ah, yeah.

Huh? Ah, yeah. Relax, david.

Relax, david.

Relax, david. It'll be all right.

It'll be all right.

It'll be all right. Aw, hell, you didn't

Aw, hell, you didn't

Aw, hell, you didn't get us in a damn mess.

Get us in a damn mess.

Get us in a damn mess. No, I didn't.

Why we meetin'

Why we meetin' at daddy's, anyway?

At daddy's, anyway?

At daddy's, anyway? Less conspicuous.

Less conspicuous.

Less conspicuous. David, come on, let's go.

David, come on, let's go.

David, come on, let's go. We got to go, now. Come on.

What exactly does

What exactly does this fellow do again?

This fellow do again?

This fellow do again? He's a financial

He's a financial

He's a financial consultant.

Consultant.

Consultant. Well, has he got

Well, has he got

Well, has he got references or somethin'?

References or somethin'?

References or somethin'? Ain't that kind

Ain't that kind

Ain't that kind of business, david.

Of business, david.

Of business, david. Well, how'd you hear

Well, how'd you hear

Well, how'd you hear about him, then?

About him, then?

About him, then? You know johnny vance,

You know johnny vance,

You know johnny vance, don't you?

Don't you?

Don't you? Yeah, I know johnny.

Yeah, I know johnny.

Yeah, I know johnny. Lost his arm

Lost his arm

Lost his arm in a hay bailer accident.

In a hay bailer accident.

In a hay bailer accident. Saved his farm,

Saved his farm,

Saved his farm, though.

Though.

Though. Insurance money.

Now, from what

Now, from what I understand, that's only

I understand, that's only

I understand, that's only one option.

One option.

One option. ( puttering engine

( puttering engine

( metal inside falls

In the early

In the early 1900s, with old-timey methods,

1900s, with old-timey methods,

1900s, with old-timey methods, farmers was losin' 30%

Farmers was losin' 30%

Farmers was losin' 30% of their crops

Of their crops

Of their crops to insects and disease.

To insects and disease.

To insects and disease. Now, with your modern

Now, with your modern

Now, with your modern herbicides, pesticides,

Herbicides, pesticides,

Herbicides, pesticides, insecticides, what have you,

Insecticides, what have you,

Insecticides, what have you, they're losin' 30%.

Just facts

Just facts and figures.

And figures.

And figures. Well, I'll be damned.

Well, I'll be damned.

well, I'm, uh-

Well, I'm, uh-

Well, I'm, uh- I'm tommy o'dell,

I'm tommy o'dell,

I'm tommy o'dell, and this here's

And this here's

And this here's my brother david.

My brother david.

My brother david. I'll know all

I'll know all

I'll know all about him soon enough,

About him soon enough,

About him soon enough, but right now I've just

But right now I've just

But right now I've just got one question.

Got one question.

Got one question. What's that?

What's that?

What's that? Y'all got

Y'all got

Y'all got some cold beer?

You ain't got

You ain't got any pbr?

Any pbr?

Any pbr? No, sure don't.

No, sure don't.

No, sure don't. You can tell

You can tell

You can tell a lot about a man

A lot about a man

A lot about a man by the kind of beer he drinks.

Now bring me

Now bring me all your papers.

All your papers.

All your papers. Papers?

Papers?

Papers? Deeds, titles,

Deeds, titles,

Deeds, titles, loans, insurance receipts,

Loans, insurance receipts,

Loans, insurance receipts, everything.

Everything.

Everything. 'nother one of these imports,

'nother one of these imports,

'nother one of these imports, if that's all you got.

take away 18...

Take away 18...

I've got a calculator,

I've got a calculator, if you need it.

If you need it.

If you need it. Man who won't add

Man who won't add

Man who won't add his own numbers ain't much of

His own numbers ain't much of

His own numbers ain't much of a man in my book.

Who does

Who does your books, son?

Your books, son?

Your books, son? My wife does.

My wife does.

My wife does. You say your

You say your

You say your marriage is on a solid

Marriage is on a solid

Marriage is on a solid foundation?

Foundation?

Foundation? Yeah. Why?

Yeah. Why?

Yeah. Why? That's

That's

That's the thing about numbers.

The thing about numbers.

The thing about numbers. They either add up

They either add up

They either add up or they don't.

Or they don't.

Or they don't. I'll take a shot of bourbon,

I'll take a shot of bourbon,

I'll take a shot of bourbon, if you've got it.

You goin' to work

You goin' to work today?

Today?

Today? Get done with

Get done with

Get done with this meetin' in time, I am.

This meetin' in time, I am.

This meetin' in time, I am. Boy, that son of a gun

Boy, that son of a gun

Boy, that son of a gun can drink some beer.

Can drink some beer.

Can drink some beer. Doesn't hurt his

Doesn't hurt his

Doesn't hurt his figure none, now, does it?

Figure none, now, does it?

Figure none, now, does it? He sure asks a lot

He sure asks a lot

He sure asks a lot of personal questions.

Of personal questions.

Of personal questions. Well, he's

Well, he's

Well, he's an accountant, david.

An accountant, david.

An accountant, david. I don't know, maybe...

I don't know, maybe...

I don't know, maybe... Maybe this isn't such

Maybe this isn't such

Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.

A good idea after all.

A good idea after all. Why? New bank manager

Why? New bank manager

Why? New bank manager start returnin'

Start returnin'

Start returnin' your phone calls?

Damn farm

Damn farm corporation. It's just

Corporation. It's just

Corporation. It's just squeezin' us all out.

Carpetbaggers.

Carpetbaggers. Do what?

Do what?

Do what? Corporations.

Corporations.

Corporations. Modern-day carpetbaggers.

Modern-day carpetbaggers.

Modern-day carpetbaggers. That's what this fellow said.

That's what this fellow said.

That's what this fellow said. Said they sweepin' over

Said they sweepin' over

Said they sweepin' over the country like a swarm

The country like a swarm

The country like a swarm of locusts. Now, I tell you

Of locusts. Now, I tell you

Of locusts. Now, I tell you what, david, I think this

What, david, I think this

What, david, I think this old boy's gonna help us out.

Old boy's gonna help us out.

Old boy's gonna help us out. Besides, it probably ain't

Besides, it probably ain't

Besides, it probably ain't as bad as you think, anyway.

As bad as you think, anyway.

As bad as you think, anyway. You better have

You better have

You better have you a shot of this here bourbon,

You a shot of this here bourbon,

You a shot of this here bourbon, david.

David.

David. Why is that?

Why is that?

Why is that? It don't

It don't

It don't look good. It's doable,

Look good. It's doable,

Look good. It's doable, but it ain't gonna be purdy.

But it ain't gonna be purdy.

But it ain't gonna be purdy. You owe $277,452,

You owe $277,452,

You owe $277,452, rounded off to the nearest zero.

Rounded off to the nearest zero.

Rounded off to the nearest zero. You go into default on your

You go into default on your

You go into default on your second mortgage on the 15th-

Second mortgage on the 15th-

Second mortgage on the 15th- Second mortgage?

Second mortgage?

Second mortgage? On what?

On what?

On what? On the farm.

On the farm.

On the farm. You are kiddin' me,

You are kiddin' me,

You are kiddin' me, right?

Right?

Right? You can't give

You can't give

You can't give chickens and hogs away

Chickens and hogs away

Chickens and hogs away right now, tommy.

Right now, tommy.

Right now, tommy. I told you to

I told you to

I told you to diversify, didn't I?

Diversify, didn't I?

Diversify, didn't I? I told you to diversify!

I told you to diversify!

I told you to diversify! I ain't raisin'

I ain't raisin'

I ain't raisin' no damn llamas.

No damn llamas.

No damn llamas. No! You gonna sit here

No! You gonna sit here

No! You gonna sit here in this house full of ghosts,

In this house full of ghosts,

In this house full of ghosts, readin' them diaries of dead

Readin' them diaries of dead

Readin' them diaries of dead o'dells, dreamin' about

O'dells, dreamin' about

O'dells, dreamin' about the good old days!

The good old days!

The good old days! Look, daddy give me

Look, daddy give me

Look, daddy give me the farm, not you.

The farm, not you.

The farm, not you. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And that old fool was as stupid

And that old fool was as stupid

And that old fool was as stupid as you are, too, wasn't he?

As you are, too, wasn't he?

As you are, too, wasn't he? Wha'd you say?

Wha'd you say?

Wha'd you say? You heard me.

You heard me.

You heard me. Listen, you'd better

Listen, you'd better

Listen, you'd better shut up about daddy, or I'll-

Shut up about daddy, or I'll-

Shut up about daddy, or I'll- Or what?

Or what?

Or what? What you gonna do?

What you gonna do?

What you gonna do? Nice family.

Nice family.

Nice family. What?

Yeah. Yeah, they are.

Yeah. Yeah, they are. Your wife got

Your wife got

Your wife got a beauty mark on her left titty,

A beauty mark on her left titty,

A beauty mark on her left titty, looks like a second nipple?

Looks like a second nipple?

Looks like a second nipple? I mean, in the dim light?

I mean, in the dim light?

I mean, in the dim light? How'd you know that?

How'd you know that?

How'd you know that? For real, david?

For real, david?

For real, david? She know

She know

She know I'm here?

I'm here?

I'm here? N-no.

N-no.

N-no. No, she don't.

No, she don't.

No, she don't. Good.

Good.

Good. Now, next order of business-

Now, next order of business-

Now, next order of business- Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. I want to know how you know

I want to know how you know

I want to know how you know my wife's got a beauty mark

My wife's got a beauty mark

My wife's got a beauty mark on her left titty.

On her left titty.

On her left titty. Medical records.

Medical records.

Medical records. All in knowin' the codes.

All in knowin' the codes.

All in knowin' the codes. Breast exam in November

Breast exam in November

Breast exam in November of last year

Of last year

Of last year with detailed descriptions.

With detailed descriptions.

With detailed descriptions. That, coupled with repeated

That, coupled with repeated

That, coupled with repeated purchases of porcelana

Purchases of porcelana

Purchases of porcelana fadin' cream.

Fadin' cream.

Fadin' cream. Just a matter of puttin'

Just a matter of puttin'

Just a matter of puttin' two and two together.

Two and two together.

Two and two together. Damn, he's good,

Damn, he's good,

Damn, he's good, ain't he?

Ain't he?

Ain't he? Have I got

Have I got

Have I got your attention now, david?

Your attention now, david?

Your attention now, david? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess you do.

I guess you do.

I guess you do. Good.

Good.

Good. You got some more cold beer?

You got some more cold beer?

You got some more cold beer? No, you drank 'em all.

No, you drank 'em all.

No, you drank 'em all. Say again?

Say again?

Say again? I'm fresh out.

You want me

You want me to go get some?

Get a case

Get a case of pbr.

Of pbr.

Of pbr. Some pickled eggs,

Some pickled eggs,

Some pickled eggs, while you at it!

While you at it!

While you at it! Let's go take a look

Let's go take a look

Let's go take a look at your inventory, david.

And bring

And bring that bottle of bourbon.

That bottle of bourbon.

That bottle of bourbon. A fire?

A fire?

A fire? Once we get it

Once we get it

Once we get it started, this old wood ought

Started, this old wood ought

Started, this old wood ought to catch pretty good.

To catch pretty good.

To catch pretty good. That's 25,000 down.

That's 25,000 down.

That's 25,000 down. Wait.

Wait.

Wait. I can't burn down the old

I can't burn down the old

I can't burn down the old home place for no $25,000.

Home place for no $25,000.

Home place for no $25,000. Too late to add

Too late to add

Too late to add any more insurance to it.

Any more insurance to it.

Any more insurance to it. No, I mean, I was

No, I mean, I was

No, I mean, I was plannin' on fixin' it up

Plannin' on fixin' it up

Plannin' on fixin' it up one day.

One day.

One day. With what?

With what?

With what? Look, my great-great-

Look, my great-great-

Look, my great-great- granddaddy built this place.

Granddaddy built this place.

Granddaddy built this place. Five generations of o'dells

Five generations of o'dells

Five generations of o'dells have lived and died here.

Have lived and died here.

Have lived and died here. My own daddy'd roll over

My own daddy'd roll over

My own daddy'd roll over in his grave-

In his grave-

In his grave- Your own daddy's

Your own daddy's

Your own daddy's gonna roll over in his grave

Gonna roll over in his grave

Gonna roll over in his grave when some rich yankee comes

When some rich yankee comes

When some rich yankee comes in here, paints it fuchsia,

In here, paints it fuchsia,

In here, paints it fuchsia, and turns it into

And turns it into

And turns it into a bed and breakfast!

A bed and breakfast!

A bed and breakfast! I've seen it happen!

I've seen it happen!

I've seen it happen! Now, I'm just givin' you

Now, I'm just givin' you

Now, I'm just givin' you options, david.

Options, david.

Options, david. Final decision'll be your'n,

Final decision'll be your'n,

Final decision'll be your'n, but you gotta get ahold

But you gotta get ahold

But you gotta get ahold of yourself, son.

Of yourself, son.

Of yourself, son. Take a shot off that there

Take a shot off that there

Take a shot off that there bourbon.

Fire'll leap off

Fire'll leap off the old home place

The old home place

The old home place onto your dry grass,

Onto your dry grass,

Onto your dry grass, run up your tractor,

Run up your tractor,

Run up your tractor, which'll be parked next

Which'll be parked next

Which'll be parked next to your hog pen

To your hog pen

To your hog pen with a full tank of diesel.

With a full tank of diesel.

With a full tank of diesel. It'll explode and torch

It'll explode and torch

It'll explode and torch your hogs.

Your hogs.

Your hogs. Torch my hogs?

Torch my hogs?

Torch my hogs? Most of which

Most of which

Most of which already been sold and removed.

Already been sold and removed.

Already been sold and removed. We'll supply the charred bones

We'll supply the charred bones

We'll supply the charred bones and hide, no extra fee.

And hide, no extra fee.

And hide, no extra fee. Same thing here.

Same thing here.

Same thing here. After the chickens are removed,

After the chickens are removed,

After the chickens are removed, we'll throw in

We'll throw in

We'll throw in the burnt feathers

The burnt feathers

The burnt feathers and chicken heads gratis.

And chicken heads gratis.

And chicken heads gratis. Burn down

Burn down

Burn down the henhouse.

The henhouse.

The henhouse. This tractor

This tractor

This tractor ain't worth much itself,

Ain't worth much itself,

Ain't worth much itself, so we'll have to fudge

So we'll have to fudge

So we'll have to fudge on the inventory.

On the inventory.

On the inventory. Where's your wife at, anyway?

Where's your wife at, anyway?

Where's your wife at, anyway? At her momma's.

At her momma's.

At her momma's. Every other

Every other

Every other weekend. Your boys too?

Weekend. Your boys too?

Weekend. Your boys too? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. How'd you know that?

How'd you know that?

How'd you know that? You can tell

You can tell

You can tell a lot about a person's

A lot about a person's

A lot about a person's comings and goings, you know

Comings and goings, you know

Comings and goings, you know how to interpret the numbers.

How to interpret the numbers.

How to interpret the numbers. What numbers?

What numbers?

What numbers? Stay with me,

Stay with me,

Stay with me, now, david. This is where

Now, david. This is where

Now, david. This is where it gets tricky.

I couldn't do that

I couldn't do that to old lucky.

We're not deali''

We're not deali'' with idiots here, david.

With idiots here, david.

With idiots here, david. The timin' of the fire,

The timin' of the fire,

The timin' of the fire, your financial straits,

Your financial straits,

Your financial straits, they're gonna ask questions.

They're gonna ask questions.

They're gonna ask questions. If old lucky here goes up

If old lucky here goes up

If old lucky here goes up in flames too- your faithful

In flames too- your faithful

In flames too- your faithful companion for what?

Companion for what?

Companion for what? Seven years.

Seven years.

Seven years. Well, they'll

Well, they'll

Well, they'll figure nobody's

Figure nobody's

Figure nobody's that coldblooded.

That coldblooded.

That coldblooded. Besides, your natural

Besides, your natural

Besides, your natural bereavement and overwhelming

Bereavement and overwhelming

Bereavement and overwhelming guilt for causin' his death

Guilt for causin' his death

Guilt for causin' his death could be the clincher.

Could be the clincher.

Could be the clincher. Could be?

Could be?

Could be? There's always

There's always

There's always a 4.5% margin of error,

A 4.5% margin of error,

A 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus.

Plus or minus.

Plus or minus. Now, let's go let's go look

Now, let's go let's go look

Now, let's go let's go look at the institution of marriage.

At the institution of marriage.

At the institution of marriage. Why'd you come here?

I come here

I come here to save this farm

To save this farm

To save this farm for them boys of your'n-

For them boys of your'n-

For them boys of your'n- no more, no less, mostly.

No more, no less, mostly.

No more, no less, mostly. I'd think that'd be

I'd think that'd be

I'd think that'd be your concern as well.

Your concern as well.

Your concern as well. Now...

Now...

Now... Your wife takes out $100

Your wife takes out $100

Your wife takes out $100 every time she goes

Every time she goes

Every time she goes and sees her momma.

And sees her momma.

And sees her momma. You got 15 for gas round-trip,

You got 15 for gas round-trip,

You got 15 for gas round-trip, 1.99 twice in happy meals

1.99 twice in happy meals

1.99 twice in happy meals for your two boys,

For your two boys,

For your two boys, 1.09 for a big gulp

1.09 for a big gulp

1.09 for a big gulp refill, hers.

Refill, hers.

Refill, hers. Two children's theater tickets

Two children's theater tickets

Two children's theater tickets at 3.50 per

At 3.50 per

At 3.50 per for the Saturday matinee.

For the Saturday matinee.

For the Saturday matinee. One senior citizen's ticket.

One senior citizen's ticket.

One senior citizen's ticket. None for your wife, by the way.

None for your wife, by the way.

None for your wife, by the way. Four all-you-can-eat

Four all-you-can-eat

Four all-you-can-eat Sunday buffets at shoney's

Sunday buffets at shoney's

Sunday buffets at shoney's and three frostees

And three frostees

And three frostees for the ride back here

For the ride back here

For the ride back here on Sunday afternoon,

On Sunday afternoon,

On Sunday afternoon, for a grand total of $72.01

For a grand total of $72.01

For a grand total of $72.01 out of one ben franklin.

Out of one ben franklin.

Out of one ben franklin. Well...

Well...

Well... Stuff costs money. What's that

Stuff costs money. What's that

Stuff costs money. What's that got to do with anything?

Got to do with anything?

Got to do with anything? That leaves her

That leaves her

That leaves her 27.99 in cash, david.

27.99 in cash, david.

27.99 in cash, david. Okay.

Okay.

Okay. File that figure.

File that figure.

File that figure. Credit card receipts

Credit card receipts

Credit card receipts for the last five years.

For the last five years.

For the last five years. They all here but June of '97.

They all here but June of '97.

They all here but June of '97. Why is that?

Why is that?

Why is that? Well, I reconstructed

Well, I reconstructed

Well, I reconstructed through cross-reference

Through cross-reference

Through cross-reference and come up with 156.60

And come up with 156.60

And come up with 156.60 out of a total of 212.58.

Out of a total of 212.58.

Out of a total of 212.58. Can you cipher in your head,

Can you cipher in your head,

Can you cipher in your head, david? That's 55.98

David? That's 55.98

David? That's 55.98 divided by two

Divided by two

Divided by two equals 27.99 unaccounted for.

Equals 27.99 unaccounted for.

Equals 27.99 unaccounted for. Coincidence?

Coincidence?

Coincidence? I-I don't know

I-I don't know

I-I don't know what you're talkin' about.

What you're talkin' about.

What you're talkin' about. A motel room,

A motel room,

A motel room, son! 27.99, tax included!

Son! 27.99, tax included!

Son! 27.99, tax included! All day Saturday,

All day Saturday,

All day Saturday, every other week!

Are you sayin'

Are you sayin' my wife is cheatin' on me?

My wife is cheatin' on me?

My wife is cheatin' on me? I'm sayin'

I'm sayin'

I'm sayin' she's hidin' something, david.

She's hidin' something, david.

She's hidin' something, david. Except for that one slip-up

Except for that one slip-up

Except for that one slip-up in June of '98,

In June of '98,

In June of '98, it's all been cash.

It's all been cash.

It's all been cash. Slip-up?

Slip-up?

Slip-up? What slip-up?

What slip-up?

What slip-up? You're guessin'

You're guessin'

You're guessin' at half this shit.

At half this shit.

At half this shit. Well, there's

Well, there's

Well, there's always a 4.5% margin of error,

Always a 4.5% margin of error,

Always a 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus.

However...

However... Nobody's perfect.

Nobody's perfect.

Nobody's perfect. What's that?

Receipt

Receipt from roscoe drugs on 12/24/97.

From roscoe drugs on 12/24/97.

From roscoe drugs on 12/24/97. Right there in between

Right there in between

Right there in between a can of white rain hairspray

A can of white rain hairspray

A can of white rain hairspray and four pieces of bazooka

And four pieces of bazooka

And four pieces of bazooka bubble gum is the purchase

Bubble gum is the purchase

Bubble gum is the purchase of one tube of

Of one tube of

Of one tube of lucette spermicide.

Lucette spermicide.

Lucette spermicide. Spermicide?

Spermicide?

Spermicide? And you had

And you had

And you had a vasectomy in April of '97.

A vasectomy in April of '97.

A vasectomy in April of '97. Is that right?

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, she didn't want to have

Yeah, she didn't want to have

Yeah, she didn't want to have no more kids.

With you

With you or anybody else, I'm afraid.

Or anybody else, I'm afraid.

Or anybody else, I'm afraid. She bought this

She bought this

She bought this on christmas eve.

On christmas eve.

On christmas eve. I can appreciate

I can appreciate

I can appreciate the irony.

The irony.

The irony. Hey, y'all,

Hey, y'all,

Hey, y'all, I got the beer.

I got the beer.

I got the beer. Let's have a pbr,

Let's have a pbr,

Let's have a pbr, david, and talk

David, and talk

David, and talk financial plannin'.

Now that's

Now that's cold beer.

Cold beer.

Cold beer. You didn't bring the whole case?

You didn't bring the whole case?

You didn't bring the whole case? You want me

You want me

You want me to go get it?

To go get it?

To go get it? Much obliged.

Your brother

Your brother trustworthy?

Trustworthy?

Trustworthy? With my life. Why?

With my life. Why?

With my life. Why? I'd like to look

I'd like to look

I'd like to look at his numbers, but I'll take

At his numbers, but I'll take

At his numbers, but I'll take your word for it.

Your word for it.

Your word for it. Now...

Now...

Now... Even with the insurance

Even with the insurance

Even with the insurance from the fires,

From the fires,

From the fires, considerin' fluctuatin'

Considerin' fluctuatin'

Considerin' fluctuatin' chicken and hog prices-

Chicken and hog prices-

Chicken and hog prices- What about my cows?

What about my cows?

What about my cows? Rustlers.

Rustlers.

Rustlers. You still about 120,000 short.

You still about 120,000 short.

You still about 120,000 short. Two legs and one arm should

Two legs and one arm should

Two legs and one arm should put you over the top, though.

Put you over the top, though.

Put you over the top, though. I know a boy does pretty good

I know a boy does pretty good

I know a boy does pretty good work, make sure you won't

Work, make sure you won't

Work, make sure you won't bleed to death before

Bleed to death before

Bleed to death before the ambulance gets here.

The ambulance gets here.

The ambulance gets here. You left- or right-handed?

You left- or right-handed?

You left- or right-handed? Right.

Right.

Right. I heard old johnny vance,

I heard old johnny vance,

I heard old johnny vance, he only lost one arm.

He only lost one arm.

He only lost one arm. That's

That's

That's confidential, son. Besides,

Confidential, son. Besides,

Confidential, son. Besides, them was different numbers.

I don't give a shit.

I don't give a shit. I can't farm without my legs!

I see your point.

Let's look

Let's look at your last option, then,

At your last option, then,

At your last option, then, and, to me, the most logical.

And, to me, the most logical.

And, to me, the most logical. You and your wife got a paid-up

You and your wife got a paid-up

You and your wife got a paid-up life insurance policy.

Life insurance policy.

Life insurance policy. If either one of you dies

If either one of you dies

If either one of you dies from accidental causes-

From accidental causes-

From accidental causes- I don't want

I don't want

I don't want to hear this.

To hear this.

To hear this. Your call.

Your call.

Your call. Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead. She's

She's

She's a fornicatress, david.

A fornicatress, david.

A fornicatress, david. It's doubtful that's

It's doubtful that's

It's doubtful that's gonna change.

Gonna change.

Gonna change. Plus, I've figured the odds

Plus, I've figured the odds

Plus, I've figured the odds at 3-to-5 that she'll

At 3-to-5 that she'll

At 3-to-5 that she'll leave here one day

Leave here one day

Leave here one day with them boys of your'n

With them boys of your'n

With them boys of your'n and never come back.

And never come back.

And never come back. That's if you keep the farm

That's if you keep the farm

That's if you keep the farm and all your limbs.

And all your limbs.

And all your limbs. How much?

How much?

How much? You took out

You took out

You took out the policy, david.

The policy, david.

The policy, david. Yeah, I guess I did.

Yeah, I guess I did.

Yeah, I guess I did. And you know

And you know

And you know it's enough to get this farm

It's enough to get this farm

It's enough to get this farm back from the bank

Back from the bank

Back from the bank free and clear, with enough

Free and clear, with enough

Free and clear, with enough left over to fix up

Left over to fix up

Left over to fix up the old home place.

The old home place.

The old home place. For your boys, david.

You smoke reefer?

You smoke reefer? Been awhile.

Been awhile.

Been awhile. Let's burn

Let's burn

Let's burn a couple of numbers.

A couple of numbers.

A couple of numbers. It'll clear out your head.

That's-

That's- that's murder, david!

That's murder, david!

That's murder, david! She's cheatin'

She's cheatin'

She's cheatin' on me, tommy!

On me, tommy!

On me, tommy! She's probably gonna leave me

She's probably gonna leave me

She's probably gonna leave me anyway.

Anyway.

Anyway. W-what's the odds?

W-what's the odds?

W-what's the odds? 3-to-5.

3-to-5.

3-to-5. See? That's as good

See? That's as good

See? That's as good as done.

As done.

As done. No, look. There's got

No, look. There's got

No, look. There's got to be another option!

To be another option!

To be another option! Yeah. Burn down

Yeah. Burn down

Yeah. Burn down the farm and turn me

The farm and turn me

The farm and turn me into a stump.

Into a stump.

Into a stump. Well, hell, I'll put

Well, hell, I'll put

Well, hell, I'll put you on the tractor

You on the tractor

You on the tractor every mornin', no problem.

Every mornin', no problem.

Every mornin', no problem. Won't be one.

Won't be one.

Won't be one. Have to drag him behind a mule.

Have to drag him behind a mule.

Have to drag him behind a mule. Hey, how-

Hey, how-

Hey, how- how would somebody do it?

How would somebody do it?

How would somebody do it? David-

David-

David- david, listen to me-

David, listen to me-

David, listen to me- Hey, I said,

Hey, I said,

Hey, I said, how would somebody do it?!

How would somebody do it?!

How would somebody do it?! David, you are drunk.

David, you are drunk.

David, you are drunk. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. I am just thinkin' out loud.

I am just thinkin' out loud.

I am just thinkin' out loud. Insecticide

Insecticide

Insecticide works pretty fair.

Works pretty fair.

Works pretty fair. Do it outdoors, though.

Do it outdoors, though.

Do it outdoors, though. She'll be twitchy and whatnot.

She'll be twitchy and whatnot.

She'll be twitchy and whatnot. David-

David-

David- david, you listen to me.

David, you listen to me.

David, you listen to me. Now, kathy's the momma

Now, kathy's the momma

Now, kathy's the momma of them boys.

Of them boys.

Of them boys. That's your high school

That's your high school

That's your high school sweetheart.

Sweetheart.

Sweetheart. You- you know what?

You- you know what?

You- you know what? You just stay here.

You just stay here.

You just stay here. Stay right here.

Stay right here.

Stay right here. Hey! Mister! Mister, come here!

Hey! Mister! Mister, come here!

Hey! Mister! Mister, come here! Hey, look, I want

Hey, look, I want

Hey, look, I want to talk to you.

To talk to you.

To talk to you. I asked you to come out here

I asked you to come out here

I asked you to come out here and I asked you to help us

And I asked you to help us

And I asked you to help us out with this situation.

Out with this situation.

Out with this situation. What the hell's goin' on here?

What the hell's goin' on here?

What the hell's goin' on here? Hey. There might be

Hey. There might be

Hey. There might be another option.

Now, that right there,

Now, that right there, that's a handwritten journal

That's a handwritten journal

That's a handwritten journal of the o'dells,

Of the o'dells,

Of the o'dells, passed down from father to son.

Passed down from father to son.

Passed down from father to son. It's all the way back to when

It's all the way back to when

It's all the way back to when my great-great-granddaddy

My great-great-granddaddy

My great-great-granddaddy owned a thousand acres,

Owned a thousand acres,

Owned a thousand acres, instead of the measly 150

Instead of the measly 150

Instead of the measly 150 that I got now.

That I got now.

That I got now. I'm not

I'm not

I'm not followin' you, son.

Followin' you, son.

Followin' you, son. It's a tragedy.

It's a tragedy.

It's a tragedy. Uh-huh?

Uh-huh?

Uh-huh? Well, somebody

Well, somebody

Well, somebody could turn this into a book

Could turn this into a book

Could turn this into a book or movie or something.

Or movie or something.

Or movie or something. A movie

A movie

A movie about the o'dells?

About the o'dells?

About the o'dells? Well, why not?

Well, why not?

Well, why not? Billy bob thornton done it.

Billy bob thornton done it.

Billy bob thornton done it. Well, I don't think

Well, I don't think

Well, I don't think that was his true-life story,

That was his true-life story,

That was his true-life story, david.

David.

David. But you said

But you said

But you said that he's the real deal.

That he's the real deal.

That he's the real deal. He's a good ol' boy,

He's a good ol' boy,

He's a good ol' boy, just like us.

Just like us.

Just like us. And, well, if he can do it,

And, well, if he can do it,

And, well, if he can do it, why can't we?

Why can't we?

Why can't we? Where's this

Where's this

Where's this billy bob supposed to be from?

Billy bob supposed to be from?

Billy bob supposed to be from? Arkansas, I think.

Arkansas, I think.

Arkansas, I think. Where was

Where was

Where was president clinton from?

President clinton from?

President clinton from? Arkansas.

Arkansas.

Arkansas. Coincidence?

Coincidence?

Coincidence? Stay with me, now.

Stay with me, now.

Stay with me, now. How many people round here

How many people round here

How many people round here you know named billy bob?

You know named billy bob?

You know named billy bob? Uh... None.

Uh... None.

Uh... None. Or even

Or even

Or even the ubiquitous bubba.

The ubiquitous bubba.

The ubiquitous bubba. I don't know about

I don't know about

I don't know about him, but there's that bubba on

Him, but there's that bubba on

Him, but there's that bubba on in the heat of the night

In the heat of the night

In the heat of the night reruns.

Reruns.

Reruns. Exactly my point.

Exactly my point.

Exactly my point. Bubba, gomer, goober,

Bubba, gomer, goober,

Bubba, gomer, goober, cletus, enos, cooter,

Cletus, enos, cooter,

Cletus, enos, cooter, jethro, elly may, billy bob?

Jethro, elly may, billy bob?

Jethro, elly may, billy bob? Don't insult my intelligence.

Don't insult my intelligence.

Don't insult my intelligence. You sayin' billy bob

You sayin' billy bob

You sayin' billy bob ain't a real person?

Ain't a real person?

Ain't a real person? They ain't gonna

They ain't gonna

They ain't gonna let no real good ol' boys

Let no real good ol' boys

Let no real good ol' boys in the moving picture business,

In the moving picture business,

In the moving picture business, son. Too risky for 'em.

Son. Too risky for 'em.

Son. Too risky for 'em. "they"? Who's "they"?

"they"? Who's "they"?

"they"? Who's "they"? Who ain't?

Who ain't?

Who ain't? Mister, you done

Mister, you done

Mister, you done double-talked me

Double-talked me

Double-talked me for the last time. I-

Better put on

Better put on some coffee, boys.

Some coffee, boys.

Some coffee, boys. I'll take something

I'll take something

I'll take something a little sweet, if you got it.

Boys...

Boys... I didn't come here to save

I didn't come here to save

I didn't come here to save the o'dell brothers from

The o'dell brothers from

The o'dell brothers from sloppy bookkeepin'

Sloppy bookkeepin'

Sloppy bookkeepin' and questionable

And questionable

And questionable farmin' practices.

Farmin' practices.

Farmin' practices. I come here to save

I come here to save

I come here to save a way of life.

A way of life.

A way of life. See, they're all in it together.

See, they're all in it together.

See, they're all in it together. Who is?

Who is?

Who is? Hollywood,

Hollywood,

Hollywood, wall street, boston market.

Wall street, boston market.

Wall street, boston market. Was that decaf?

Was that decaf?

Was that decaf? Caffeinated.

Caffeinated.

Caffeinated. I need to walk.

Who's boston market?

Who's boston market? You'll know

You'll know

You'll know soon enough.

Soon enough.

Soon enough. It's brilliant, actually.

It's brilliant, actually.

It's brilliant, actually. What is?

What is?

What is? Their plan!

Their plan!

Their plan! One world, one culture,

One world, one culture,

One world, one culture, one corporation-

One corporation-

One corporation- whatever you want to call it.

Whatever you want to call it.

Whatever you want to call it. First they- they take away

First they- they take away

First they- they take away the little man's ability

The little man's ability

The little man's ability to produce his own food,

To produce his own food,

To produce his own food, by devisin' a system

By devisin' a system

By devisin' a system where he's got access

Where he's got access

Where he's got access to easy credit with easy terms.

To easy credit with easy terms.

To easy credit with easy terms. Once they get him hooked,

Once they get him hooked,

Once they get him hooked, then they change the rules.

Then they change the rules.

Then they change the rules. Suddenly, they want their money,

Suddenly, they want their money,

Suddenly, they want their money, they want it yesterday.

They want it yesterday.

They want it yesterday. So this little farmer

So this little farmer

So this little farmer works hard,

Works hard,

Works hard, plants more crops,

Plants more crops,

Plants more crops, adds more hogs.

Adds more hogs.

Adds more hogs. But then, like magic,

But then, like magic,

But then, like magic, the price drops.

The price drops.

The price drops. Supply and demand, they say.

Supply and demand, they say.

Supply and demand, they say. He's offered a hundred an acre

He's offered a hundred an acre

He's offered a hundred an acre what cost him two hundred

What cost him two hundred

What cost him two hundred to grow!

To grow!

To grow! The greater his yield,

The greater his yield,

The greater his yield, the further he goes into debt

The further he goes into debt

The further he goes into debt with them banking corporations,

With them banking corporations,

With them banking corporations, till he's drowned by it!

Till he's drowned by it!

Till he's drowned by it! That's when a-

That's when a-

That's when a- a farming corporation comes in,

A farming corporation comes in,

A farming corporation comes in, takes this fellow's land,

Takes this fellow's land,

Takes this fellow's land, leavin' him with no choice

Leavin' him with no choice

Leavin' him with no choice but to go to town to work for

But to go to town to work for

But to go to town to work for some manufacturing corporation!

Some manufacturing corporation!

Some manufacturing corporation! Or retail.

Or retail.

Or retail. But they ain't done with him,

But they ain't done with him,

But they ain't done with him, 'cause, see, boy,

'cause, see, boy,

'cause, see, boy, this farmer still has his-

This farmer still has his-

This farmer still has his- his culture,

His culture,

His culture, and that scares 'em.

And that scares 'em.

And that scares 'em. His roots,

His roots,

His roots, based in independence,

Based in independence,

Based in independence, even rebelliousness-

Even rebelliousness-

Even rebelliousness- his "countryness," if you will.

His "countryness," if you will.

His "countryness," if you will. So what do they do about that?

So what do they do about that?

So what do they do about that? Well, that's where them

Well, that's where them

Well, that's where them multimedia corporations

Multimedia corporations

Multimedia corporations step in.

Step in.

Step in. They begin to bombard

They begin to bombard

They begin to bombard their- their new company man

Their- their new company man

Their- their new company man with caricatures

With caricatures

With caricatures and stereotypes of hisself-

And stereotypes of hisself-

And stereotypes of hisself- gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard,

Gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard,

Gomer pyle, dukes of hazzard, beverly hillbillies,

Beverly hillbillies,

Beverly hillbillies, hee-haw, so on and so forth,

Hee-haw, so on and so forth,

Hee-haw, so on and so forth, till finally he-

Till finally he-

Till finally he- he can't trust his own reality.

He can't trust his own reality.

He can't trust his own reality. He don't know what it is

He don't know what it is

He don't know what it is no more.

No more.

No more. He- he starts acting country

He- he starts acting country

He- he starts acting country instead of being country!

Instead of being country!

Instead of being country! Until one day he'll...

Until one day he'll...

Until one day he'll... He'll...

He'll be like a-

He'll be like a- like a-

Like a-

Like a- a scotsman, who- who puts on

A scotsman, who- who puts on

A scotsman, who- who puts on his kilt once a year

His kilt once a year

His kilt once a year to celebrate his scottishness!

To celebrate his scottishness!

To celebrate his scottishness! Until- until finally,

Until- until finally,

Until- until finally, this man, this farmer,

This man, this farmer,

This man, this farmer, who once...

Who once...

Who once... Worked on the land

Worked on the land

Worked on the land and with the land

And with the land

And with the land can be controlled.

Can be controlled.

Can be controlled. So he won't question his purpose

So he won't question his purpose

So he won't question his purpose in makin' rivets,

In makin' rivets,

In makin' rivets, or sittin' in front

Or sittin' in front

Or sittin' in front of a computer screen

Of a computer screen

Of a computer screen from nine to five,

From nine to five,

From nine to five, five days a week

Five days a week

Five days a week for 40 years, till he gets

For 40 years, till he gets

For 40 years, till he gets downsized and dies!

Or worse.

Or worse. Worse?

Worse?

Worse? Takes his

Takes his

Takes his severance pay and retires

Severance pay and retires

Severance pay and retires to branson, missouri.

So how long's

So how long's this conspiracy been going on?

This conspiracy been going on?

This conspiracy been going on? Long time.

Long time.

Long time. Now it's so pervasive,

Now it's so pervasive,

Now it's so pervasive, hell, they even infiltrated

Hell, they even infiltrated

Hell, they even infiltrated the grand ole opry.

The grand ole opry.

The grand ole opry. You mean

You mean

You mean the grand ole opry's

The grand ole opry's

The grand ole opry's in on it too?

In on it too?

In on it too? You think

You think

You think they'd let old hank williams

They'd let old hank williams

They'd let old hank williams in nashville, tennessee, today?

In nashville, tennessee, today?

In nashville, tennessee, today? Hell, no. He's too country.

Hell, no. He's too country.

Hell, no. He's too country. Got better odds

Got better odds

Got better odds you a folk singer from canada.

You a folk singer from canada.

You a folk singer from canada. So where do them

So where do them

So where do them people from that boston market

People from that boston market

People from that boston market come in?

Come in?

Come in? Let's just say

Let's just say

Let's just say that one day your grandchildren

That one day your grandchildren

That one day your grandchildren will be eatin' cornbread

Will be eatin' cornbread

Will be eatin' cornbread that's sweet and drinkin'

That's sweet and drinkin'

That's sweet and drinkin' iced tea that ain't,

Iced tea that ain't,

Iced tea that ain't, and they'll think that's

And they'll think that's

And they'll think that's the southern tradition.

The southern tradition.

The southern tradition. You see what they've done, boys.

You see what they've done, boys.

You see what they've done, boys. What is, ain't,

What is, ain't,

What is, ain't, and what ain't, is.

And what ain't, is.

And what ain't, is. They turned it all upside down,

They turned it all upside down,

They turned it all upside down, and y'all didn't even notice.

And y'all didn't even notice.

And y'all didn't even notice. Is there

Is there

Is there any way to stop 'em?

Maybe.

Maybe. We can save one little farm

We can save one little farm

We can save one little farm at a time.

At a time.

At a time. No matter the cost, boys.

No matter

No matter the cost.

Where's he at?

He said you'd

He said you'd know what to do.

How'd you know

How'd you know that david'd kill hisself

That david'd kill hisself

That david'd kill hisself and not kathy?

And not kathy?

And not kathy? There's always

There's always

There's always a 4.5% margin of error,

A 4.5% margin of error,

A 4.5% margin of error, plus or minus.

Plus or minus.

Plus or minus. Either way, the farm was saved.

Either way, the farm was saved.

Either way, the farm was saved. Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Wait a second. You tellin' me you wasn't

You tellin' me you wasn't

You tellin' me you wasn't a hundred percent sure?

A hundred percent sure?

A hundred percent sure? Your brother

Your brother

Your brother didn't have a pot to piss in,

Didn't have a pot to piss in,

Didn't have a pot to piss in, yet he still give money

Yet he still give money

Yet he still give money to his church, boy scouts,

To his church, boy scouts,

To his church, boy scouts, even the lottie moon

Even the lottie moon

Even the lottie moon missionary fund.

Missionary fund.

Missionary fund. All the numbers indicated

All the numbers indicated

All the numbers indicated he's a decent man,

He's a decent man,

He's a decent man, just a piss-poor farmer.

Just a piss-poor farmer.

Just a piss-poor farmer. When he realized he'd failed

When he realized he'd failed

When he realized he'd failed as a husband too, them boys

As a husband too, them boys

As a husband too, them boys was all he had left,

Was all he had left,

Was all he had left, and this was the only option

And this was the only option

And this was the only option made sense to save the farm

Made sense to save the farm

Made sense to save the farm for 'em.

For 'em.

For 'em. Murderin' their momma

Murderin' their momma

Murderin' their momma just didn't add up.

Well, how'd david know

Well, how'd david know that... That kathy wouldn't

That... That kathy wouldn't

That... That kathy wouldn't take this money and run off

Take this money and run off

Take this money and run off with that fellow she was

With that fellow she was

With that fellow she was havin' an affair with?

Havin' an affair with?

Havin' an affair with? She's not

She's not

She's not the beneficiary, tommy.

The beneficiary, tommy.

The beneficiary, tommy. You are.

You are.

You are. What?

What?

What? David knew

David knew

David knew you'd do whatever it took

You'd do whatever it took

You'd do whatever it took to save the farm, and that you

To save the farm, and that you

To save the farm, and that you was forward-thinkin' enough

Was forward-thinkin' enough

Was forward-thinkin' enough to succeed.

To succeed.

To succeed. He knew a lot more

He knew a lot more

He knew a lot more than he let on.

Right here's

Right here's good.

I love her, you know.

I love her, you know. She loves me too.

She loves me too.

She loves me too. You just be

You just be

You just be good to them boys.

Good to them boys.

Good to them boys. I will.

I will.

I will. By god, I will.

First thing

First thing y'all do is zero out

Y'all do is zero out

Y'all do is zero out the debt on the farm.

The debt on the farm.

The debt on the farm. What about his truck?

What about his truck?

What about his truck? Say again?

Say again?

Say again? It's kind of

It's kind of

It's kind of on its last leg.

On its last leg.

On its last leg. I was thinkin' maybe I could

I was thinkin' maybe I could

I was thinkin' maybe I could get me a new truck.

Get me a new truck.

Get me a new truck. Now, you listen

Now, you listen

Now, you listen to me, son, and you listen good.

To me, son, and you listen good.

To me, son, and you listen good. You'll drive that truck

You'll drive that truck

You'll drive that truck till she falls off her wheels,

Till she falls off her wheels,

Till she falls off her wheels, then you go to town and get you

Then you go to town and get you

Then you go to town and get you another used one.

Another used one.

Another used one. Pay cash.

Pay cash.

Pay cash. No extended cab,

No extended cab,

No extended cab, no air conditioner,

No air conditioner,

No air conditioner, no cd player.

No cd player.

No cd player. And when the time is right...

And when the time is right...

And when the time is right... You'll read this diary

You'll read this diary

You'll read this diary to them boys.

To them boys.

To them boys. Let 'em know where they

Let 'em know where they

Let 'em know where they come from, and that'll let 'em

Come from, and that'll let 'em

Come from, and that'll let 'em know where they goin'.

Know where they goin'.

Know where they goin'. You will not encourage them

You will not encourage them

You will not encourage them to leave this land

To leave this land

To leave this land to seek a better life;

To seek a better life;

To seek a better life; you will convince them

You will convince them

You will convince them this is the better life.

And if you do

And if you do that, one day at a time,

That, one day at a time,

That, one day at a time, them boys will learn to love you

Them boys will learn to love you

Them boys will learn to love you like you're their own daddy.

But if you

But if you don't...

Don't...

Don't... I'll be back here

I'll be back here

I'll be back here with some numbers,

With some numbers,

With some numbers, make your head spin.

That'll be

That'll be 27.99.

27.99.

27.99. What for?

What for?

What for? Gas and mileage.

Gas and mileage.

Gas and mileage. 27.99?

Just

Just a coincidence.

Where you off to now?

Where you off to now? Alabama.

Alabama.

Alabama. Pray for me.

Pray for me.

Pray for me. Look, you-

Look, you-

Look, you- you's makin' some of that stuff

You's makin' some of that stuff

You's makin' some of that stuff up, weren't you?

Up, weren't you?

Up, weren't you? Numbers and facts

Numbers and facts

Numbers and facts always fudge here and there.

Always fudge here and there.

Always fudge here and there. It's called accounting.

It's called accounting.

It's called accounting. Well, like that

Well, like that

Well, like that stuff about billy bob.

Stuff about billy bob.

Stuff about billy bob. I mean, you-

I mean, you-

I mean, you- he's the real deal, ain't he?

He's the real deal, ain't he?

He's the real deal, ain't he? Maybe he's

Maybe he's

Maybe he's one of the lucky ones.

So, then...

So, then... There ain't this big

There ain't this big

There ain't this big conspiracy really goin' on,

Conspiracy really goin' on,

Conspiracy really goin' on, is there?

Is there?

Is there? If a man

If a man

If a man builds a machine,

Builds a machine,

Builds a machine, and that machine conspires

And that machine conspires

And that machine conspires with another machine

With another machine

With another machine built by another man,

Built by another man,

Built by another man, are those men conspirin'?

michael hurley:

well, I paint a design

well, I paint a design on a sign

on a sign

on a sign for you, mister

for you, mister

for you, mister I paint a design

I paint a design

I paint a design pretty blue

pretty blue

pretty blue I paint a white horse

I paint a white horse

I paint a white horse or a fire-breathing dragon

or a fire-breathing dragon

or a fire-breathing dragon I paint a design

I paint a design

I paint a design on your wagon

on your wagon

on your wagon I been around

I been around

I been around I been

I been

I been workin' this town

workin' this town

workin' this town till the sun and moon

till the sun and moon

till the sun and moon oh, went down

oh, went down

oh, went down best color, though

best color, though

best color, though all that I've found

all that I've found

all that I've found can never bring you up and

can never bring you up and

can never bring you up and won't let you down

won't let you down

won't let you down lordy

lordy

lordy I paint a design

I paint a design

I paint a design on a sign

on a sign

on a sign for you, mister

for you, mister

for you, mister I paint a design

I paint a design

I paint a design pretty blue

pretty blue

pretty blue I paint a white horse

I paint a white horse

I paint a white horse or a fire-breathing dragon

or a fire-breathing dragon

or a fire-breathing dragon I paint a design

I paint a design

I paint a design on your wagon

on your wagon

on your wagon the sweetest thing

the sweetest thing

the sweetest thing that I've

that I've

that I've ever seen

ever seen

ever seen was just wishing

was just wishing

was just wishing looked at me

looked at me

looked at me and in them eyes I saw

and in them eyes I saw

and in them eyes I saw every scene

every scene

every scene and I can paint a picture

and I can paint a picture

and I can paint a picture of sweet mercy

of sweet mercy

of sweet mercy well, I paint a design

well, I paint a design

well, I paint a design on a sign

on a sign

on a sign for you, mister

for you, mister

for you, mister I paint a design

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